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Episode 53: Cha Cha Has Pizza · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The plays in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only. I think it's time. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: time that we have the inaugurate Are.
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  Speaker 1: You going to say it? Finally?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's time that we spark up in the
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  Speaker 2: new Finally. I'm tired of waiting the day would come.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's just, you know, I've done very good
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  Speaker 1: thus far with was it one month? Yes? A month
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  Speaker 1: like to the date? Actually really yeah? The month first?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the anniversary and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Having a great time. You had no problems at all. Right,
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  Speaker 1: everything's to your satisfaction. Everything's been good. The house does
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  Speaker 1: not smelled like Mary Jane. It has not.
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  Speaker 2: I've made a conscious effort to go outside all the time. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: I love the idea of going outside all the time.
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  Speaker 2: The best part about owning a home for a month
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  Speaker 2: has been having access to an outdoor space all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I should say access to an outdoor space that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: involve walking down four floats of stairs to get to
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  Speaker 2: the outdoor space. Big game changera big game. So I
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  Speaker 2: look forward to going outside and smoking the way.
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  Speaker 1: Then do you do you ever think about the times
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be like one hundred and five degrees
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  Speaker 1: outside and or negative thirty two. You know I do.
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  Speaker 4: And you're not gonna like it then, I know I
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  Speaker 4: thought about that too. You bought it at the perfect
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  Speaker 4: time to have this illusion. It's going to be great illusion.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always been disillusioned, right. It's the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking about this before you got here.
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  Speaker 2: I really want to buy a new outdoor furniture. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 2: outdoor furniture is freaking ridiculous. It's so ridiculously expensive. And yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you could get it used online. Everybody's like, oh, you
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  Speaker 2: got to look on Facebook marketplace. I don't know everything
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  Speaker 2: that I look and that I see on Facebook workplace.
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  Speaker 2: It just looks kind of ratty and shitty. And yes,
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  Speaker 2: I Marketplace at least, but man, I'm like, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: on Amazon just for a table and chair set, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all like, at least at least four or five
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  Speaker 2: six hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: They're expensive at least how many seats you're trying to get,
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  Speaker 1: Like six would be nice, all right, So yeah, four
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars but to start like the medium price.
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  Speaker 2: But again, also I'm looking on Amazon. But I look
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  Speaker 2: everywhere and outdoor furniture is expensive and talk about something
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  Speaker 2: that you know, what are you going to do when
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  Speaker 2: it's eight hundred degrees or eight degrees?
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  Speaker 1: Am I going out there and sitting there? No?
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  Speaker 2: So like your time outside is limited to spend that
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  Speaker 2: much money on. Yeah, cushions, I mean really essentially, that's
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  Speaker 2: all it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's just nice cushions. Chushions are expensive, little metal things.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, geez, chair cushions can be sixty bucks apiece.
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  Speaker 2: I know this because I was an asshole and bought
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  Speaker 2: them one time for six chair cushions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like there were for big chairs, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so uh big, you know, like kind of
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  Speaker 1: big chair. Big. There was just chair outdoor chairs the
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  Speaker 1: back and the bottom, you know what I mean. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't just the ass part, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, that's what you need. You need the back end,
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  Speaker 2: they ask, Yeah, you need the full support, now you do.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: But again, because it's outside, it's outdoor. Why is it
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  Speaker 2: that if anything's outdoor that automatically means.
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  Speaker 3: It's expensive because it's a it's not a necessity.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that the real reason? Yeah? Technically, I guess. I
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  Speaker 1: guess you're kind of right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not a necessity though, it's it's a
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  Speaker 3: luxury item.
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  Speaker 1: And it's built and it's built to be outside, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So yeah, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: You're putting it there for that for birds to shoot on.
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  Speaker 1: And and he's a little bougie, right, you're probably looking
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  Speaker 1: for like a really nice table that didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's all I'm not a little boogie. I
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  Speaker 2: just have a little bit of bougie tendencies, bogie bougie taste.
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  Speaker 1: You've got BT, yeah, I get it, bougie tendencies, the
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  Speaker 1: tendency to be bougie. All this to say, let me,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, all this to say that it is
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  Speaker 1: our first time smoking in this studio right now, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have you light it up, buddy. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. This is episode fifty three of the show
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  Speaker 1: in this new spot. What is it like the sixth
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  Speaker 1: episode or something like that. We've done six here already,
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  Speaker 1: I think, so, man, I was cram It's been a month, right,
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  Speaker 1: we've done four. See math, You learn a lot listening
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  Speaker 1: to this podcast, right.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, man, I was cramming the night before we
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  Speaker 2: recorded the first episode here because I had like nothing ready.
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  Speaker 2: I had no desk build, I had nothing, no microphones out,
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  Speaker 2: and then you went what to target or.
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  Speaker 1: Something or did you no?
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  Speaker 2: No, no no, So I that was you were busting
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  Speaker 2: on me because I have my u my uncle coming
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  Speaker 2: mow my lawn for me. Yeah, my uncle and my
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  Speaker 2: cousin coming my own dude. So this was a Sunday night.
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  Speaker 2: We were going to record this podcast a month ago
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  Speaker 2: on a Monday Sunday night. I'm texting that with Michael listening.
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  Speaker 2: It's like getting kind of jungly out here. If you
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  Speaker 2: come mow my lawn, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, come on. So they came over with the lawnmower,
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  Speaker 1: my aunt, my uncle, and my cousin and then dude,
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  Speaker 1: like Sunday night.
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  Speaker 2: All three of these people attack this. Yes, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just afterwards, and I love my family. Let me preface
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  Speaker 2: this by saying I love my family. But afterwards, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a Sunday night, eight o'clock and they're just all
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  Speaker 2: like chilled on my couch and I'm like, well, I
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  Speaker 2: do have to record a podcast tomorrow, so I really
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  Speaker 2: got to build this desk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of anything.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, I gave him forty bucks the cousin, just the
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  Speaker 2: one for compensation. Well, yeah, I don't know. Well I
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  Speaker 2: give him beer. Yeah, if they smoked weed, if they
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  Speaker 2: were cool. Now, yeah, a bunch of squares. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: like calling him that. God, that's a good word.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But now it's like eight o'clock on a Sunday and
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  Speaker 2: they're just kind of like here after they go along
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, I got to go build this desk,
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  Speaker 2: and my uncle's like, oh, you want help, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: thank god, absolutely, well absolutely dude, And then he built
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  Speaker 2: the whole fucking thing. Yeah, and you supervised though, right,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I did. I every time that I tried
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  Speaker 2: to help, I kind of got in the way and
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  Speaker 2: screwed ship up. So man, like I just and I know,
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  Speaker 2: it really just boils down to reading directions and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, listen the who goes with the a friend Like,
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  Speaker 2: I understand, but it's it's very difficult.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's not as easy as it looks. The same way.
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  Speaker 1: I can't put that stuff together. Didn't you put something
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  Speaker 1: together for me one time? I feel like you might
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  Speaker 1: have helped me anyway. Anytime that I get furniture that
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  Speaker 1: requires putting together, somebody else is doing it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I have, But also, where did you buy
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  Speaker 3: it that?
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  Speaker 4: It was so difficult because if you say Target, Walmart
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  Speaker 4: or any of like.
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  Speaker 1: Them, somewhere online. But it's one of these cool desks
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  Speaker 1: where I press a.
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  Speaker 2: Button and it goes up and down. Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 2: do it, but I'm afraid to an ad what an
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  Speaker 2: ad for the desk?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't press the button, but I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 2: But thank you uncle uncle Joe for building my desk.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you a month ago. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So when your family comes over.
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  Speaker 2: And they're just kind of there, have them punch it together,
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  Speaker 2: They're just like what my cousin and her boyfriend were here.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a Sunday afternoon. They stayed the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I gotta do some yardwork and might
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  Speaker 2: bust out the pressure washer.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, well help you. I'm like great, yeah, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: people out stay there, welcome, put them to work, my
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  Speaker 1: playing work. Yeah. Magic. Anyway, we have a desk. Spark
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  Speaker 1: that up. Let's start the show. What do you think? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta press the button. Here's the button.
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  Speaker 5: They'll Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel, The
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  Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 5: your curiosity and.
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  Speaker 1: Light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 5: They'll Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now, now I think you should open up like a
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  Speaker 2: window or something.
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  Speaker 1: We're smoking in the studio now now, now, hey, it's
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  Speaker 1: episode fifty three of the show. I'm Becker, that's Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Our friend Gabby is back. You're now You're an assistant
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  Speaker 1: general manager of a very very popular it's very dirty.
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  Speaker 1: I told you, buddy, it was outside. It's covered in
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  Speaker 1: mildew or whatever the hell's out. Yeah, that's what we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Eater of the Mind. It's very gross. But
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  Speaker 1: you are the assistant general manager of a very popular
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  Speaker 1: convenience store chain.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it rhymes with no, doesn't rhyme with anything. It's
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  Speaker 2: Becker and Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Chap anyway, you work at Chat Chap And uh,
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  Speaker 1: there's anything interesting happened recently? I know, I know gas
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  Speaker 1: prices are going way down?
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  Speaker 3: Right, oh yeah, record low.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah cool? Affordable? Yeah. Did you hear Chatcha has pizza? No?
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  Speaker 1: They I think they have actually I think chat Chaws
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  Speaker 1: has tacos. Now, why I know why I tried last
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  Speaker 1: week say it ain't show. Listen, if it's two o'clock
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, you'll believe that. Go get to chat Chaw.
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  Speaker 3: Taco Yep, yep. Well it's been great.
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  Speaker 1: I do well. The burger surprised me. I will admit
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  Speaker 1: the Chacha burger, the cha Chaw burger. I like the
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  Speaker 1: French onions cha Chaw Burger.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, then one's pretty good too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Pizza a little little questionable. Pizza a little questionable. However,
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  Speaker 2: I bring it up. You know you're here at Chatcha.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting good at call it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing well. It's in my head. Uh cha Cha
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  Speaker 1: has pizza.
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  Speaker 2: I bring it up because I feel like that statement
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  Speaker 2: in and of itself is just a meme now because
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  Speaker 2: of how overmarketed that was. No. Yeah, it was freaking
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  Speaker 2: everywhere everywhere you everywhere you went, it was Cha Cha
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  Speaker 2: says pizza. Now didn't work, though, is the question?
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  Speaker 1: So? As a Cha Cha's employee, Yeah, is the Cha
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  Speaker 1: Chaw pizza a very popular item?
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: I will say though, that it was not fun to
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  Speaker 4: hear that all the time. Did you know that, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, really, oh, that's so funny. I haven't heard that. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: yeah great, it is semi popular. I think it's not
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  Speaker 4: as popular as it could be, but it's also wildly overpriced.
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  Speaker 1: What's cha Cha's like most ordered item? Is there something that?
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  Speaker 2: Probably a HOGI right, gotta be a I mean, you
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  Speaker 2: can't go wrong with the right.
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  Speaker 3: That ends our coffee.
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  Speaker 1: The coffee sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: What is your hot chat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Bad jokes and we're smoking in the new studio. This
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  Speaker 1: is a great night. I'm having fun.
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  Speaker 3: So yep, I'm so happy to be here.
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  Speaker 2: I sent some sarcasm there. It's because we've brought up
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  Speaker 2: the cha.
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  Speaker 3: My hot chot chat is what I heard, and that
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  Speaker 3: that's inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Friday the thirteenth, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Like that was our original advertisement.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been very clever. This is why I get
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  Speaker 1: paid no money. I'm doing well.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing ideas and here I am sitting here doing
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  Speaker 2: this podcast with you. Now it's fun. I got more
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  Speaker 2: homeowner questions for you. Okay, Gabby, you own a home, right,
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  Speaker 2: I do you mull your loan or somebody else? That
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  Speaker 2: personal question?
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  Speaker 1: First? You have someone else doing about your right?
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  Speaker 3: I have someone else do it? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, oh yeah, anyway, what was your question?
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  Speaker 4: So I do I do pay someone else to do
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  Speaker 4: the front and back of my.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: It Wow, full service service, I asked my question.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm getting well, is your front and back you
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  Speaker 2: need to do? You need help with out the back.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just get the front. It has to be
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing. You have to do the whole thing,
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  Speaker 2: all or nothing, all or nothing, get it done. So
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  Speaker 2: I notice, all right, go ahead, this is.
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  Speaker 4: The most mature thing I've done all day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So home other question. I noticed that every time
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  Speaker 2: I go to mow the lawn, I gotta put freaking
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  Speaker 2: gas in this lawnmower the cellar.
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  Speaker 1: Of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Our friend ended up giving me this old beat up
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  Speaker 2: cup kit. I think it's a cupkit. It isn't that
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be a good brand of lawnmowers destination?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know hogies in lawnmowers. Anyway, I got.
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  Speaker 2: So she brings over the lawmower and dude, it's like rusted.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like it's on its glass leg. Literally, I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 2: all right, we'll just get me through the like one
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  Speaker 2: season and I'll be good and then next year I'll
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  Speaker 2: break down and I'll buy a new lawn mower. Right, So,
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  Speaker 2: I notice every time I freaking mow the lawn, halfway
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  Speaker 2: through it stalls out and I go, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: And I look and there's the gas tank is empty.
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  Speaker 2: So I get the tank out, I fill it up,
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  Speaker 2: and then the next week, same thing.
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  Speaker 1: So halfway through, I look, how long does it take
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  Speaker 1: to actually do it? So like a what how many minutes?
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  Speaker 5: In?
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  Speaker 2: It's probably like it probably takes me an hour total
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  Speaker 2: to do the lawn.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, man, I forgot where we were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Lawn. No, that's right, Yeah, thanks for the reminder. The
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  Speaker 1: gas tank. Oh, the gas tank, that's right, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: did forget it.
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  Speaker 2: Gas is I don't think that's normal. Let us know,
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  Speaker 2: is that normal? I don't think that's normal.
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  Speaker 1: So when you're when you're mowing your lawn, all right,
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  Speaker 1: is it one of those that do you have to
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  Speaker 1: like hold down a lever to get the wheels going?
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  Speaker 1: It's just always going. That's called self I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's self propelled. I don't think it's so propelled. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say maybe that's eating up some
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  Speaker 1: more gas. If it's like always engaged, but I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: you might want to look at that. Maybe it's like
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  Speaker 1: stuck on. Anyway, enough of my problems. Hey, let's do
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  Speaker 1: some trivia. What do you think? Yeah, it's time for
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  Speaker 1: Gabby to do the trip. Did you have rapid round
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  Speaker 1: questions the last time you were here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And you oh you had? We had cheese at pizza
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  Speaker 1: the last time she was That was pretty good. Oh,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: and you know what, I want to let you know
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  Speaker 1: we value a guest that comes back with food, So
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: thank you for bringing more snacks.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are always stone, so I know you know
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  Speaker 4: she knows us how to treat my nice. Oh you
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  Speaker 4: need the questions, don't you?
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Am I doing? Did you write these again? Because you yes?
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  Speaker 1: Well the internet wrote them and then I just I
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  Speaker 1: copied them. Wrote they know they didn't chat chie pizza.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, che cheese was good? Was great?
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  Speaker 2: Not as good as the game begins.
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  Speaker 1: Three.
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  Speaker 2: This first question is so perfect with the chat as
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  Speaker 2: now I brought it up. What item is traditionally thrown
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  Speaker 2: into crowds during a Mardi Grass celebration?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? How many valves does the Human Heart have four? Yeah? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Which Steven Spielberg movie was released first? Jurassic Park or
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Schindler's List.
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  Speaker 3: Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 1: Read it? Read it the way I wrote it? He wrote,
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  Speaker 1: Schindler's Fist. Which one Jurassic Park? Sure? Yeah, okay. What
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  Speaker 1: is the term for animals that can live on land
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  Speaker 1: and in water?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Holmost sapiens.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give it to her. Really, I guess we can anyway. Good?
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  Speaker 1: True or false? Bananas are classified botanically as berries. I'll
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  Speaker 1: finish it for true true? Yes? Which came first? Microsoft
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  Speaker 1: or Apple? Microsoft? Yeah? And there were a couple we
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  Speaker 1: didn't get to because we were laughing and I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He couldn't get what did you just say? What?
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  Speaker 1: You just called me? Slow?
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  Speaker 3: Said slow as fuck?
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  Speaker 2: That's what the bullies used to say about me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they never stopped saying that, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: You just stopped listening.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the second grade when somebody first said, Joel,
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  Speaker 2: you're slow as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Two years they gave you two years for free.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm kidding, I'm not. Wow. There are some questions
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get to. Here. Let's see how many minutes
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  Speaker 1: are in two hours?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, Joel would never have gotten I would I would
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: know that. What's the name for a baby goat a kid? Yeah?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that though. Another name for Joel a
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: million A million written out is one followed by how
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: many zeros?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Six?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: You got that? And Joel's doing whatever? How many bones
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: are in a shark's body?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Five? I don't know, no? Zero, none, go ahead, recap?
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So we started out with which item is traditionally
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: thrown into crowds during Mardi Grass celebration beads?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: But if you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, perfect, perfect tie?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? How many valves does the human heart have? For
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I like, though you read that, boy, how many deys
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: a have? Anyway? Like it's a ship question like ca anyway?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: The Yeah, Schindler's fist. I'm sure that that was a
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Is that a porno? It's got to be.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, but it's something somebody we used
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to work with used to say all the time, Shindler's fist. Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the name rhymes with prick chicles.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: What what kind of porno would that be?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I think about what that movie's about. Yeah, that's gonna
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: happen to those people. Horrible.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: That's really dark, dude.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So today on my radio show, I do this feature
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: on Mondays called.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Ready for This. It's it's legendary. The name. It took
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: me a while to come up with. It's called movie Mondays.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, very very clever. Good for you, right, you've never
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: been done before. It's this groundbreaking, earth shattering the radio
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: contest where I play a clip of a movie on
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: a Monday. Every Monday, I play the clip of the
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: movie and then people got to call up and then
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: they got to guess the movie from the clip.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: So today the movie was Driving Miss Daisy with what's
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: her name in Morgan Freeman.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Tell look at me, you know not, I don't know
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you ever seen that movie? I don't think so you
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: never seen Driving Miss Daisy? No, I remember it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Being a good movie. I saw a way back and
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: you know me, I don't do movies. I know, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: it must have been less than an hour and a
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: half because that's my rule. Yep, that's his attention span rule.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so I get this guy that calls up
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and wins today, that wins like all the time. He's
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: one of those it's amazing to me working in radio,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: and you know that what we call him.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Prize pigs well behind the scenes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: But I get this guy that calls up and wins
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: a lot, man, and coming from somebody that was a
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: radio nerd. I never won shit when I was a
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: kid listening to the radio all the time. No nothing,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I never won anything. And I tried a couple of times.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I got closed a couple of times. You never want anything.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: And so this dude calls up and wins. That wins
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: all the time and he has no personality ever. But today,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the day that the movie is driving Miss Daisy, at
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: the end of the call, he goes, hey, by the way,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: you ever seen riding Miss Daisy.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: He was really proud of that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: He was so proud of that. It's almost like you
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: were with the Chandler Swist. Thank you Chindler Swist. Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: prick ticles. He was good for that. You know, what
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: were you talking about? Chindler's list? Okay, black and White,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: isn't it? Yeah?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I think so, Yeah it is. I don't know if
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I could handle it. I think I saw it twice.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I watched it when I was like thirteen. It was
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: pretty long ass movie. It's very long. That's not that's
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: not an hour and I have I know that's that's
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: not a good date movie. I learned I watched that movie.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: That's the Liam Neeson guy. It's hard to it's see
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: and it's hard to like come, what's that word compartment?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Compartment?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, but you know what I mean? You know what
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I mean? Though, ye?
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Can you explain what you mean?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Well, because here's the thing. Like me, I watch Chindler's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: List and it's like, man, that's the taking guy. That's
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: the I would find you and I will kill you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Like it's hard, it's hard to you know. And now
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: he's a not he's a Nazi, but he's not a Nazi.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and now he's starting the naked gun movies.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Right?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: You know he was fucking Pamela Anderson too for a
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: while in that in real life. Oh that's right, that's
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: why she was kind of probably cast it it makes sense. Yeah,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: did you watch that movie? What movie the New Naked
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Gun that came out with him? And now it's funny.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I think you'd like it. It's like crude humors, you know,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: since why is he a funny guy, though again it's weird.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Liam is not a funny guy. He's funny. I've seen him.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What he wouldn't know. She doesn't watch movies.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: So much.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Why we're all friends. I have no idea. I love
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: saying this to pish them off. The naked gun not funny.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it, so I don't know. There's so
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: many things.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: The only thing that could make this worse is like
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I was at a bar right now meeting someone and
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: it was going really well, and then that and I'd
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: be like, well, anyway, so what else we were talking about? Oh,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: animals that that can live on land and on and
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: on water. You said, almost sapiens.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It's almost sapiens us, right, we're Homo sapiens.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, yeah, I don't know what.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I mean. I think we have
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: like legs and arms?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Is that? What is that? What that means? I don't know.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's the terminology they use them in
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the dictionary.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Homo sapiens are the species that you and all other
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: living human beings on this planet belonged to.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: M whatever that mean? Who else?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Anybody else? I mean anything else.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: During a time of dramatic climate change three hundred thousand
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: years ago, home Home Love, Homie Homo Sapiens evolved in Africa. Okay,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: very educational podcasts. I have no idea what I just read.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: By the way, wouldn't you say we're like teachers. We've
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: been kind of like realizing this recently. I think that
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: we're very smart, and I like the teacher professor better.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, because that just it sounds better, all right, professor.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It has more of a it has more of a
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: comedic value.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: All right, that's that's what you think, yeah, Professor Joel. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: because it can also be like a nice insult, all right, professor.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our old boy. Oh he called you that too.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I thought he only called me that. Now he called
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: other people that too. We're all professors. All right, there
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: we go, professor. He hated being corrected. Anyway. Bananas are berries?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Can you believe it?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I believe it. They have seeds in them bananas.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: If you ever split a banana down.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: The middle, is that what makes it a barry?
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Because they're in a let's look that up wire berry's berries.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Why are bananas?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: They have little box seeds in them bananas.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I've never had a banana seed in my banana, Like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I don't watch out for them. You know, this is crazy,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: this is nuts. Here we learn a lot on this
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: podcast breaking. Last week we learned why bird ship is
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: white and not brown like human shit.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You we'll recap from.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Do they use more of the nutrients in?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: It's because ready for this, it's the ship and the
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: piss together.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: It's a combination.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I shoodn't piss together. It doesn't turn light.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, here's the thing though. Birds don't
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: have a rectums. They have other it's a different hole.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Is it a sea? Professor? Choll? Professor? Why are bananas berries?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Speaking of chatchas trueberries are simple, simple fruits stemming from
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: one flower with one ovary, and they typically have several seeds.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Huh again, whatever that means next.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Time you eat a banana, look at it. I've never
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: ever had a seat in my banana. I feel like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that you'd be worried about choking hole up a banana.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: It's not like it's not a pit, it's a seed
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: a banana.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You know, bananas, maybe you relate to this, but every
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: time I buy. Every time I buy bananas, I feel
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: like I don't use them all. I feel like you
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: eat water two or maybe three, and then the rest
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: of them go bad and you got to throw them
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: away even if you buy. Everybody's like, oh, you got
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: to buy the green bananas and then they turn yellow eventually,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: you know, and then they last all at the same time.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I do that too, and everybody's just the same thing.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And I hate this. I hate this. You bring this up.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, you gotta make banana bread. Fuck? Do you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: know who's doing that?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: You just bought a house, now, you know it's it's
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: the evolution of home ownership.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: You'll start baking. Do you own more than one pan?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Because last time, I have some pans? Okay, I have
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: some and some pots, a lot of pots. I've got
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of pots here.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: You know, you can just buy like one or two bananas.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You don't have to.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Buy the whole bunch, even though you buy one or two. Yes,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: you can literally break that. No, really, I do it
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Do you really? I don't think that's allowed. What do
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: they do that at chop shows too? I have bananas there,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I know, and they're so expensive.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: They're like a dollar nineteen a piece for a banana
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: for one.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's no fucking season those things anyway. Wow,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: what came first?
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: For?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Which came first? Microsoft or Apple? Microsoft? Indeed, you got
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that one right. How many minutes are in two hours? Joel?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty? How many are in three hours?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Love questions? What is his name for
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a baby? Goat, a kid or a Joel? A million?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Written out is followed by six zeros. How many bones
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: are in a shark's body? Zero?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: They have no bones? Is that because they're a fish
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: and fish don't have bones?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't they have scales?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: They don't have scales.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: There's scales, right, sharks?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: You hear there's a shark floating around? Uh oh, I
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: was just haaking fish. There's a there's a shark swimming
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: around the Jersey shore. You here about it?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's sharks in the ocean.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: True that maybe that's not breaking news. And they didn't
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: just like put that shark in there that day. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: feel like that that's its home. Didn't you didn't you
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: see the nod on your feed? No?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe I watched too much cable news. Did you see
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: it while you were at the beach?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: No? Should I tell you about my beach vacation? Yeah?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: What happened? Well, I came up when I got here,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, so, tell me about your vacation. How
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: was it? And would you say I said, on an eventful?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: On eventful? I guess what?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know what, I guess vacation on eventful is
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the right way to do it. Yeah, right, Yeah, you
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: work hard. I need a chill, relaxing. Would you guys chilling?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Anything? Fun? Nothing? Dude? And it was kind of great
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you just get stoned and hang
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: out pretty much. Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: So my uh, my cousin and her boyfriend, uh, they
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: invited me down to their family's trailer, my cousin's trailer
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: that we've had this they've had their families had this
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: trailer at this campground off Long Beach Island for years
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: and years and years. I've been going there since I
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: was a kid. And she was like, oh, you should
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: come down and hang out with us. It's like the
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: week of my birthday. Her birthday was what Sunday? And
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: so I think that I'm getting this invite to go
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: down to the beach for a vacation for a couple
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: of days. And then I find out, oh, yeah I
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: have I'm in this wedding. My cousin well was in
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: this wedding. She was like a bridesmaid for this wedding
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: that was happening while you were down there. That was
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: happening while I was down there. So I stayed like
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Wednesday to Saturday. This Wednesa. The wedding was on a Friday.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: It was on the Friday, gotcha. And so it's one
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: thing that there's a wedding whatever. Fine, then I find
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: out once I get there, I find out that and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't even think about this, but obviously like, yeah,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: there's a rehearsal dinner. So they had to like go
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: to that. And I'm not going to like tag along
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: to this wedding that I wasn't invited to. So I
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: was just like down there, you know what I mean.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's like here, I am third wheeling, you know. And
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: so it was fine, Like I hung out with their dog.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I was down there, was because they needed.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Somebody to be used to you. I know I did
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: to some degree feel used. That's your family getting back.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I was just gonna say that what.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: They were coming over here, putting your desks together and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: mowing your.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Different set of cousins.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, different set of cousins.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: They all talk though, Yeah, yeah, but no, no, So
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: not only did they have this rehearsal dot or they
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: came back then, but then Friday, the night of the wedding,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: they got a they got a freaking hotel room. Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: they got a hotel room at the venue where the
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: wedding was, which was on the beach. So here I
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: am with their fucking dog. Which it was fine, you know,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: because the dog is like the We've talked about it before,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: the picture perfect golden retriever. Yeah, I'm like, where the
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: fuck do you buy this thing? American eagle?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: What else do you want to do? We have more
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: random thoughts, don't you? Yeah? Don't you? Yeah? Do you
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have stuff to talk about? Yeah?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I wrote down a few things. I just have to
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: decipher my handwriting. Now that's been a big problem. Okay,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: you ever do that, You write something down and then
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: you're like, what the what does this say? Every day
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I work? Really, I don't know what the fuck I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: telling myself, Dude, it's so bad, But I mean, I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: love to write stuff down. I write sticky notes, love
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: sticky notes. Yeah, I've discovered that I'm very productive when
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I wake up in the morning and I'll put one
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: task on a sticky note and then write out all
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: my tasks for the day, and then like put the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: sticky notes up on the wall, and then as the
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: task is done, you tear that shut off. And then
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: by the end of the day and another one. Hey,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: let me ask you guys a question. How many sticky
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: notes you see on this wall right now?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Huh? Go ahead, tell the people report how many? Zero?
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Zero?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I bet there's still bird shit on that window though
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the lazed and confused random thoughts? Do you wanna are
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you're deciphering? What's your first one?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I think I already talked about the rest of the professor.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I think I already talked about everything else on here
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: except for one thing being in the garden state for
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: the past three days.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me just say this.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: They're onto something with the whole idea of somebody else
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: pumping your gas. Yea, I think that's a pretty great concept.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Do you tip them? Did you tip them? All?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: You have to tip them.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: No, everybody wants a damn tip these days. Absolutely not.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: There are people that tip at my place of employment,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: and I always find it very funny because they'll like,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: We'll just randomly find a dollar somewhere, and I'm.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Like, okay, And it's always we were just talking about this.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: It's always the people that don't shouldn't tip because they're
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: the easiest customer, the sweetest person.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Only here's a dollar for you, honey, and I'm like thanks.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: And then the whole assholes who like have seventy two
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: special requests and like want you to bend over backwards
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: for them.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You're probably the first start carrying around gun gun, start
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: carrying around gum like Kevin McAllister, and just start giving
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: people gum as tips like you did in Home Alone too.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Remember that I don't.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Really remember Home Alone because you like that Home Alone
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: three bowls. I think the whole Alone three is better
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: than Home Alone two. I hate everything about because I
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: think that the storyline needed to stop with Kevin McAllister
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: after the first one. You're telling me these people left
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: to count. I'm telling you, don't get me started. Don't
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: get me start. You want to hear my pitch now
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: about this, I'm telling you, somebody called child Protective Services.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: So that's all I gotta say.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Because they leave their kid going to Paris, they leave
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: their kid home alone the first year. Then the year
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: after that, they go to New York and what he
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: just has his own little excursion in the city.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, ye what he needs to take away
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to go to New York. They went to Miami and
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: it was all because of that talkboy thing. Remember he
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: needed batteries for his talk boy or something like that,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And then he took his dad's his dad satchel, and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: then he got separated from his dad. Anyway, don't you
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: hate that? I love that movie.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I I'm with you.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: The first one's great, the second one's fun, but the
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: third one the fuck. Man. I just think that they
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: needed a new family. Yeah. These people are just really forgetful. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: come on, that's what I'm saying.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Man, That's what the trailer would say. This family is
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: super forgetful. The other thing too, is man, they could
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: have written it around like another kid in the family.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Why did you got to be Kevin again?
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: They should have lost that his brother?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what if they like put Kevin up for
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: adoption and then happened to another family, that would be
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a better follow up. We keep forgetting him.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Fuller somewhere Yeah, Fuller which is his brother in
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: real life.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody asked.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Me, you know, I saw the other day and I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: wrote this out after I read it. All right, here's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: what I wrote as as if alligators weren't intimidating enough,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: they also have permanent boners. Did you know that?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yo, No, this is parenting at its fines. Why no,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: alligators have permanent boners is what I was trying to
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: get at before I read that on the internet, Like, really, yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: permanent owners?
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Why do you read? What are you reading?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, set, I don't want to talk about
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: stay away from my history anyway. Are you guys going
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: to the Great American State Fair? Are we all going?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: We should see the podcast from there.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I was hoping we would talk about this, which, by
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: the time this podcast post is going to be late news.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, everybody's backing out of this festival. The musical lineup,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: which wasn't that great to begin with.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: No, but now, first off, Milli Vanilli, Well, first off,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: one left exactly. Millie's dead, so it's just vanilla. So
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: it's just vanilla, and oddly enough, the other one is
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Vanilla Vanilla, Villy Vanilli, Vanilla Ice.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Van They should do it together. Yeah, just kill two
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: birds with one stone. I think they get rid of
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: the whole thing and just that would be a great collaboration. Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice with not Milli but Vanilli Vanilli. Yeah, Vanilla Vanilli.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: That's really hard to say Vanilli. Yeah, Vanilla Vanilli.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: No, Vanilla Ice no Ice.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: YEA trying to say Vanilla Vanilla Vanilli. Yeah, here's a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: popular Can you name another song that you know Ice
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: does other than Ice Ice Baby?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? He did the tur Ninja Turtle song.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Did he? I didn't. I wouldn't have said that. I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: don't know. Did he really? I don't know? Does that count?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Is that a song? It's very popular, it's very popular. Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, play that funky music he covered that?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Is that your favorite version of that song? No, I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: did go through.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: A Milli Vanilla phase, though I did. I believe that
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I did. It was bad, honestly, after I watched that
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: the Netflix documentary about the Menendez brothers. Yeah, because Millie
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Vanilla is all over that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: So I watched a thing about the Menendez brothers and
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the whole time I'm like, oh wow, that's a great song.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I love this song, like the whole time show.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's the point of talking about it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Like the nuggets, but the messages, the message, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: So the Great American Uh what was it supposed to
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: be called for the two.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Hundred fifty the Great American State Fair? Yeah, brought to
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: you by Chuchus.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: My stupid ass. Absolutely not.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not, and they don't know what we're talking
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: about anyway. We're really slick about.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: It, my stupid asses over here, Like somebody was just
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: telling me about this and it was you.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm in my head was on.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: That Brett Michaels See and See Music Factory. I think
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: they're still going, yeah, oh are they? Young mc the
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Bust to Move guy, flow Rider, he's still doing it
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: anything too, Uh Martina McBride, Yeah, she got down, she
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: backed out. I guess they didn't realize that what they
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: claiming by that guy. But the President, I don't know
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about. So weird to say that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Not a political podcast. We have questions for each other.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Guy, he was an homal.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I wish they'd get rid of it. No, not a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: political podcast, but we have questions for each other. Gabby,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you are here as a lifeline for each of us
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: to get one chance to help us. I'll probably giuse
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you twice.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a rule breaker, Joel. Do you want to go first?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Can we finish the rest of that? Jay? Yeah? Thanks, Brah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Question number one? Do I want to go first? Asking
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: or answering? I'll ask you ready, yeah, because I feel
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: like you're not prepared. So here we go. How many
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: players are on court for a single team during a
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: standard basketball game? A shit? How many players are on
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a court for like a single team, not all together
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: on both teams a single team? How many people are
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: out there on that basketball court at one time or
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: all together that are allowed that I have to be
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: out there?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so not altogether they're all isn't it that half
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: the team's out at one point and then the other
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: teams out at the other point. They just change out,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: you know exactly?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: All right? Just one like they're starting your question again?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: All right? How many players are on court for a
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: single team during a standard basketball game or on court,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: so at one time? Yes, is it like eight or
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: is it more than that?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to my life.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: It's funny because eight was gonna be my guest to Oh,
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like that doesn't feel like enough. I don't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: know for one team, right, you're thinking about eight? Maybe?
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Actually eight?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: So is that the way it works?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: It's like eight dudes and then they flip it out
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: and then another eight dude?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Come on? Sounds like another movie fish. Yeah, I don't know.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's right, but I must say eight. Sorry, pal,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: it is five? Actually?
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Five can get the job done. You thought it was
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: more than eight? So five on five? Yeah?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: You ever played basketball? Like?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Ever?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: No? What about you? I think you were a dunker
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: with that height of yours? Allen Iverson?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Why does everybody talk about my height like it's so?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I'm five?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Two?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: My licensees see.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Not a dunker? Next one? Here we go five? Well?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Question two? What country was the game chess invented?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Ma'am no idea. I feel like it's not American? Too
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: smart to be American?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You ever played chess. I did drunk one time, and
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I was really good at it, and then I tried
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it sober and I didn't understand it.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Really, you probably weren't good when you were.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Drunk, then pretty good.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I think I'm great singing, I do. I do a
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: lot of things great when I'm drunk driving.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Would not like to know that. And by the way,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: she is not a cha Chaws delivery driver or anything.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to. I'm trying to way away from
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the act the place. Anyway, what country was the game
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: chess invented? Think about you? Do you consider I'm just
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: gonna give a hint like this, do you consider like
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: chess to be a smart person's game? Think about that,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like we're are smart people? Wow, that's not it? Okay,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I do it? Yeah? Well is it one of the
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: pieces like a bishop or some shit? Yeah? See that's
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: what made me think Italy because like Bishop Church Italy? Bro,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: what are some of the other pieces called you have
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: night your Mom?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You had home version of Jess featuring your mom. That's
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Bring home your Mom in a box chest set.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we're gonna be here all damn day,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Like Germany No, No, Poland no no, Asia, China no.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: No, Japan, Korea no, Vietnam. W How are you going?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going everywhere? Iran Iran Nope, uh, South Africa No.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Five letters the country. H I don't know. Just tell
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: me India.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, don't don't.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: We're not allowed to. It's so mad.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I will admit Becker and I both have our Siri
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: voice set to an Indian man.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was so funny.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: And I do have some friends that are like, what's
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: so funny about that?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: What's so funny? You can't lap at that? Blah blah
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: blah blah.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: It's like, listen, if I want my Sirie voice to
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: be an Indian man, then so be it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: My Serie voice is going to be an Indian man.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: If you available to you.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, if you have it and it's a British female,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: why is that allowed?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: But I'm not allowed to have an Indian guy? Nope.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, you know, there's something about that
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: man at eight o'clock in the morning saying no, just
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: like real quick, nope, okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: All right, next one three? Why are you not allowed
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: to do that? I know it pisses me off too,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: and when people hear it for the first time, they're like,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: what the hell? And I'm like this, I have to say,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not racist at all. I just like his voice
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: me with you're.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Telling me that you're supposed to say it like this, like,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: please step away from the slurping machine?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Kidding? Stereotypical? All right, See, we we're trying not to
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: get in trouble, and look what happened. What How many
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: US state names are four letters long? Ship? Fun fact?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I think you might have asked me this once a
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: while ago, maybe in the earlier.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Episode Utah, Ohio. There might be one more, or there's two.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: How many US state names are four letters long? Utah?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: You do have a lifeline in your question? Three? Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I'll go to my lifeline, Gabby, What are you thinking?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Well, there's Iowa. You didn't think of that one?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck Iowa.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: You're right, And then I feel like there might be
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: one more that I'm not thinking so far, I have.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Utah, Ohio, Iowa.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, final answer, we give us a fucking minute, all right.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I think that might be Yeah, I think I think
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: that might be it. I think it's three. I was
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: trying to throw you off. I never would have remembered Iowa. Yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it's a good one.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry to all our Iowan io iowen listeners.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Is it up on the owen Iowan? Maybe would be Iowa, Iowa.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: They have cha chaws in Iowa. Question for twenty what
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: all right? What is commonly cited as the only muscle
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: in the human body to be a to only one end? Wait? What?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: What is commonly cited is the only muscle in the
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: body to be attached to only one end? It might
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: be your tongue, because your tongue's a muscle, isn't not?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, But then somehow I also thought your asshole.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: But I don't think that's well because.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: You said end and that's just where my brain not
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: a rectum.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Might not be a bad I mean, but that's like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a circle. I don't expect that word. I'm sorry, No,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: it was just Now that you think about it, it
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: does what is common? Is it?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Not?
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, but I think it's a circle. Right, So
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: that's just I mean, it's.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Like a what was it? How was it? Word? What
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: is commonly cited as the only muscle in the human
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: body to be attached to only one end. The end.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: The end is what's getting me there. I don't even
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: think that's right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I do think it's your tongue. I think I'm yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say tongue.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Finally, I feel like a real asshole. Now I'm just kidding.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: It is tongue. Well done. Look at him with the jokes.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I know I'm on today and it's just so funny.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I know it's been a good episode so far. You
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: have questions for me that are kind of hard or
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, we got to get it going here.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I'm good eats. Next question number one.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's do a new category. Let's do
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: a new category called divorced.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Divorced.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: She was married to Ashton Kutcher from two thousand and
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: five to twenty thirteen.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: What's her name to me? More? Oh man? Yeah, really
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: they were a hot couple. No, dude, Yeah, I should
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: have known that. That was way too easy for you.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: That's right in my uh yeah, yeah, that's when you
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: were like really alive. Well you no, not now, but
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you know what that is.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Dead?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Honestly, the filter in my brain was going to say
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: when you were in the prime of your life, but
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: it just came out when you were really alive.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make it better. I know, I feel worse.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: You stop talking about he's been downhill since they divorced, So.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know what I mean, question too. Screw
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you now, I gotta get something harder. Oh all right enough,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh you're never gonna get this right here we go.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I bet I'll bet you category is fake addresses.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Someone give you an address from a TV show and
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: you're gonna tell me what the show is?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: What seventies TV family lives at seven oh four Houser
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Street in New York?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Read it one more time?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: What seventies TV family lives at seven oh four Houser
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Street in New York.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I would be guessing. I have no idea, do you know.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen a seventies TV show?
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: What really, I don't know, like name one name one
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: actually ext I thought, you know, maybe slip up?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Read it one more time. I gotta get my brain
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: on track yet, Uh, fake addresses?
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: What seventies TV family lives at seven oh four Houser
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Street in New York dude, I have no idea.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you some hints once I google
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: and confirm.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: I really can't even think of one show from the seventies.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm having difficulty too.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: What's that one?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: The See Family? Like Jefferson's Day.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: So supposedly this address is in Queens, but it's fake.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: It's a fake address, but they say in the show
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: that's in Queens seven O four Houser Street.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. The Jeffersons I have. I really
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: have no idea. Oh you know what? Hold on?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Is it the Cosby show? No seventies Jefferson's That's my
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: guess what is it?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: You're so close? It's all in the family. Before when
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: we were I had it, and then we were started talking,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I lost it. I was thinking about that before. Those
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: were the day we're mochy in here. Do you see this?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeow yeah, we're putting in work. Question three, let's do
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: this one. It's called spelling counts. Spelling counts. The the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: animated series starring Bugs Bunny is correctly spelled as Looney
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Looney What tunes?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But how do you spell tunes? O? O N S?
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: This is one of those like Mandela Effect things.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Looney Tunes, how do you spell tunes? And Looney Tunes tunes?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: T O O n S?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong about that? You gotta give me the question.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: It's three t U n E s. I'm gonna go
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: with tunes like yeah, t U n e s looney Tunes, Yeah,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: looney Tunes, it would be the opposite. Yeah, that's what
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I'm remembering. Now, all right, go ahead? What final answer?
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: T U n E s? Mother?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Man, My mom's gonna be proud. I got one right,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: because wasn't it a record that they like the logo?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I don't remember? Is that why it's called looney Tunes?
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  Speaker 2: That?
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  Speaker 3: But wasn't it a record that he came through the whole?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I think you're right? Shoot the fuck? Okay, anyway, question for.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, I can't ask you this one because I
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: wrote the question and I do have an answer.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at this and I'm like, wait, I got
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: a second. Okay, let's go back to this one. Music
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: you never gonna I don't think you're gonna get this
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  Speaker 2: correct because it's about a Taylor Swift song.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe you are a big fan of her, who knows?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Which of maybe you are? Why'd you say it like that?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Which of which of Shakespeare's plays is Taylor Swift's Romeo
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: and Juliet?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck you? I didn't even ask the question. I got
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: it right before you even answered it. It's like TV
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: hit the thing you should? I mean, no, that's wrong. Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the question was, which of Shakespeare's plays is Taylor
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Swift's song Love Story about Romeo and Juliet.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see some food. Do you want? What's that
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: play that?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want Cherry Pie by Warren?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Did you? I did have Cherry Pie by Warren? Yeah,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you can request it weekdays mid days?
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  Speaker 2: Cheese?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: What else I got on here? Give me back my
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: bullets from Skinner? Okay, yeah, coming right up? Got it?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm over here at work right now.
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  Speaker 5: I wish I was at home with my couch smoking
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  Speaker 5: fat ass one.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: We should have that guy on anyway, get all these
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: buttons that compression. Gabby brought snacks. Let's eat something A right, sorry,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: it's time for all right.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: So Gabby brought snacks from from Chacha Spicy loaded Nacho Pringles.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Spicy what spicy spicy loaded Nacho Pringles? Well I'm interested
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: in those, and I might take those home if you
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: don't want those.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Chili cheese, dog cheese. It's stoked about these. That's interesting,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: that's definitely interesting. Let's rip these open. I also brought
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be like a palette thing. I think
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: these should go last. These are going to be stronger.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had buffalo buffalo style blue cheese chips?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: It tastes like buffalo wings and blue cheese. It's nuts
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: what I just thought it was funny?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Cheese is gross?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: You're gross? Right?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I love I love blue cheese. My verdict on the
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: cheese it chili cheese dog flavor is anything cheese it
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: or like goldfish or any cheese cracker snack. I feel
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: like all the flavors taste the same. You can never
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: decipher what they are. Chili cheese, dog, I mean mmm,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I think they're good.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You don't like them. I'm not saying that it's bad.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You just don't taste what it's supposed to be. Pringles, Pringles,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: pring Pringles. What do we think about Pringles as far
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: as like their best flavors? I think the barbecue is like,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: it's my favorite pizza. All right, you're going back.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I say og regular yeah, look or sour cream
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: and onium barbecue. I like barbecues. Dope, yeah is my favorite.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I don't like the regular one though. And you have
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: to eat the whole thing in one sitting, obviously, I
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: mean that's the only way to do it. How are
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: you supposed to eat half?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Well isn't their whole model? Like once you
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: can't stop?
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Is that their thing? I can stop my nose? That
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: can be spicy? Sure, it's crazy that pringles.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: You eat half of it and it's not quite enough,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: and then you eat the whole thing and you're like,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: oh man, that was too much, you know what I mean? Like, like,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: I wish that they would take a couple maybe that
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: way you wouldn't feel as shitty when you eat the
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: These are Wegman's brand Buffalo style blue cheese chips. They're
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: pretty good Buffalo blue cheese flavored potato chips. They're delivering
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: that right. They taste like that, not bad, not bad.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: You want to try those? No.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I like my cheese without mold and without like a
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: foot flavor.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I want big chunks of mold in mine flavor flavor well,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: he does.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: But should we on the show? Do you think? Yeah?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I guess I feel like we've said all we have
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: to say. If you say anything else, should we tell
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: people to like find us on social media? Should we
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: start doing that? Like find us on Facebook? We have
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: an Instagram page, but it doesn't work right? Oh yeah, wait,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: why doesn't it work? Well, I don't know.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I made the page when I had a different phone,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: and then when I got the new phone, it like
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: deleted the page from my logged in pages thing. So
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I have to figure out like what email address I
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: used to create the page, and then figure out my
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: password for It's like a whole fucking thing. And I've
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: tried and I can't do it. So I might have
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: to start a new one, you know. Okay, we're working
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: We'll get there. Eventually, we'll get there. Event we've got
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: to hire a manager. You want to be our manager? Me?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: No, not you, I'm asking the people. Okay, yeah, you
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: want to be our manager? Come be our manager for
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: the wopping pay of zero dollars per episode. We're really
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: easy to work with, Well I am. I'm easy to
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: work you are too. I think I'm easy to work
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: with you're great, You're thank you been very easy. Yeah right,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: well he's a professor's professor Joel. I'm Becker. This is
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: episode fifty three. We had Gabby on again. You're gonna
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: come back for sure. Bring more snacks, all right, I'll
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: bring all the snacks you want. Find us on social media.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: I'm Becker.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: That's Joel. I have a great night. Bye bye, roth Rock.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: What's the Tyler Blazed.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: And Confused podcast with Becker and Joel? Don't forget to subscribe,
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: spark up and joined us next time.