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Ho Ho Hoes.. Merry Christmas · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a
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  Speaker 2: new episode of We Talk Back, a show dedicated to
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  Speaker 2: you dreamers and chasers. What's up, y'all? It's your co-host,
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  Speaker 2: AJ Holiday. What's up, Tim? Hey, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's Tim Bam.
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  Speaker 2: No, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you the best that I got.
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  Speaker 2: Not Anita. Not Anita. Not you sniffling in the mic, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like shit, y'all. I ain't going to front.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going to hold you. My MS is MSing
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  Speaker 1: right now. And when I say that, I mean motherfucking sucking.
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  Speaker 1: So that's all I got.
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  Speaker 2: Beef it up, man. Get your vitamins up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking vitamins, friend. I take all the vitamins that
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  Speaker 1: don't make a difference. Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: How was your weekend, though? It was cool.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do much. We hung out a little bit yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: We had like a little Christmas giving. Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 2: It was friends.
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  Speaker 1: Friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Friends. Whatever. It was nice. We ate a lot
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  Speaker 2: of food. Everybody cooked a dish. We played fun games.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I did this weekend. That was good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds nice. I was supposed to go. It
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of events that I was invited to
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I didn't make it to none of them.
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  Speaker 1: I just stayed in bed all weekend and binge watched
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  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, even though that's next. But I binge
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  Speaker 1: watched True Blood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's a good show. I feel like that's
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  Speaker 2: like really humans out here. Not humans, but whatever they are.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like all those different breeds of human exist.
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  Speaker 1: Vampire. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that. Some people just be energy vampires.
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  Speaker 2: They don't necessarily be biting your neck and shit. They
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  Speaker 2: just steal energy out this bitch. I like your blood.
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  Speaker 2: Pump up the volume. I wish I could.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had it. This is all I got.
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you all I got right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of giving you all I got, did you
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  Speaker 2: see Anita Baker's ass this weekend? Let's go ahead and
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  Speaker 2: jump in the stupid internet news line. Anita Baker was
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  Speaker 2: going in on fans on the front row. They done
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  Speaker 2: paid for front row tickets or won them off the radio.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know which one. But they were there. And
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  Speaker 2: she was upset because they were apparently taking pictures of her.
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  Speaker 2: And she had security throw them out.
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  Speaker 1: You can't take pictures?
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  Speaker 2: I guess not a auntie. Y'all know Anita Baker don't
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  Speaker 2: do shit for free. The bitch music wasn't streaming for
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  Speaker 2: years because she was battling the labels to get her masters.
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  Speaker 2: And she was always boycotting her music being on streaming platforms.
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  Speaker 2: So you really couldn't find Anita Baker shit up until
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  Speaker 2: like maybe about four years ago, maybe three years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Now she has her music out there. So auntie don't
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  Speaker 2: do shit for free. So I guess she like, bitch,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take pictures after the show. Y'all ain't about to
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  Speaker 2: be taking free pictures of me or recording my show
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  Speaker 2: for free on your cell phones. And they got put out.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild to me. I ain't never seen nobody act
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  Speaker 1: like that. Even Beyonce don't show out like that.
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  Speaker 2: I guess Beyonce's show in comparison to Anita Baker's show
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  Speaker 2: will probably be a little bit different, bitch. Because how
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  Speaker 2: can you even, how is it not enough people in
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  Speaker 2: the audience for you to see what each individual person
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  Speaker 2: is doing? Beyonce wouldn't be able to pinpoint who doing what.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be millions of people, thousands of people. It was
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: At that concert. It was a lot of people at
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  Speaker 1: the Anita Baker concert.
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  Speaker 2: So she just nosy at them? Why are you paying
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  Speaker 2: attention to who doing what and the audience perform?
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  Speaker 1: I guess because they right in front. They was right
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  Speaker 1: in front so she could see their phones. Because I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure they weren't the only people recording and taking pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Like we got to see the video from somebody recording
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  Speaker 1: and taking pictures. You know?
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I want to go to an Anita Baker concert.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to follow all whatever rules she got in place. Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I love Anita Baker.
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  Speaker 1: You probably ain't going to be right in the front row.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't paying for no front. You paying for front
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  Speaker 1: row tickets for Anita Baker?
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  Speaker 2: I would. They shouldn't be nothing but, what, $ 45 in it?
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  Speaker 2: They shouldn't be that much. Shit. I think I could
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  Speaker 2: afford some Anita Baker front row tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Don't play with Anita. Her ticket's high, too.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no way she charging Beyonce prices. Ain't no way, bruh. No.
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  Speaker 1: She not charging Beyonce prices, but they ain't $ 50. $ 50,
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  Speaker 1: $ 40 hollas.
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  Speaker 2: And then she tweeted, she said, when they realize they
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  Speaker 2: can't stop your blessings, they simply lie. As in liability,
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  Speaker 2: screenshots are forever. Lyrics, I'm as petty as you are. Hashtag,
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  Speaker 2: I need a baker. What the fuck does any of
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  Speaker 2: that mean? I'm not sure. But that's what her response was.
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  Speaker 1: Child, she don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Using technology. Just listen. You cannot expect in this
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  Speaker 2: day and age to perform for anyone and not have
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  Speaker 2: people record you. This is the cell phone era. This
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  Speaker 2: is the social media era. If you can't get with it, yes,
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  Speaker 2: don't perform. Because we want to show people what we
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  Speaker 2: got going on. Not me, but majority of people.
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  Speaker 1: And those was your biggest fans in the front row
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  Speaker 1: that you was escorting out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I definitely would have knocked some shit over
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  Speaker 2: on the way out, though. I ain't gonna lie. Anita asked...
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  Speaker 2: If I paid for front row tickets. Not you diving
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  Speaker 2: on the stage. And she look nice though. You see
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  Speaker 2: how thick she look? She look good. Yeah, she look good. Shaw,
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  Speaker 2: did you see Oprah? That's what the fuck look good.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about that for 1.2 seconds. Oprah need to
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  Speaker 2: cut it the fuck out. So now she's saying she
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  Speaker 2: ain't talking shit about weight loss medication and stuff like
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  Speaker 2: that anymore. Cause she obviously on that.
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  Speaker 1: O's and P's.
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  Speaker 2: You okay? She obviously on that shit because you would
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  Speaker 2: never look this good, Oprah. Let's be very fucking clear.
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  Speaker 2: You done your weight down fluctuation with it your whole life.
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  Speaker 2: That waist ain't never been this snatched.
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  Speaker 1: The bitch is a size two.
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  Speaker 2: At 68 or however old she is now.
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  Speaker 1: When I seen that purple dress picture of y'all, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was a Photoshop and they had put her
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  Speaker 1: head on somebody else's body. I was like, they need
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  Speaker 1: to stop playing with Oprah doing that. AI Oprah, but
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  Speaker 1: that's really her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she look good. She was like, girl, color purple
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  Speaker 2: coming out. I got to look good for all the
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  Speaker 2: press I'm going to be doing. We know what time
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  Speaker 2: it is, Oprah.
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  Speaker 1: Ever since people discovered Ozempic, skinny is back in style.
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  Speaker 1: Droopy booty is too.
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  Speaker 2: It's back in style.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh. I hate those little tennis skirts that be
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  Speaker 1: like so short that your ass hanging out the back.
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  Speaker 1: Because I just feel like you should have a fit
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  Speaker 1: ass for that. It can't be just any old ass
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  Speaker 1: hanging out the back of them skirts.
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  Speaker 2: Upside down, happy face.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to have your ass hanging out, it
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  Speaker 1: need to be a nice, round, firm ass.
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  Speaker 2: Not the soupy booty.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing worse than them soupy booty cheeks just drooping
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  Speaker 1: and sliding all over the place. I hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Shit. Y'all, I don't give a fuck what y'all talk about.
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  Speaker 2: My cousin is back. Kanye is back. Kanye is back.
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  Speaker 2: I repeat, Kanye is fucking back. Okay, Kanye ain't talk
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  Speaker 2: to y'all niggas in a year. And he back with
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  Speaker 2: a new rant. Just listen to the man, man. Just
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  Speaker 2: listen to Kanye. Kanye just needs a little bit of guidance.
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  Speaker 2: But why the fuck you in a room full of baddies?
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about them bitches from Zeus Network. Wait, what
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  Speaker 2: was that about?
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  Speaker 1: How did that link up happen?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand. And they couldn't stop talking in the
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  Speaker 2: background either. Like, let him rant, please. Why the fuck
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: is you chiming in?
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: He kicked somebody out because she wouldn't shut up.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard somebody say, fuck Drake. And then somebody
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  Speaker 2: else was like, no, don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say nothing right now. Don't say a word.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you ad-libbing? This is Kanye speaking. Just listen
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  Speaker 2: for a little bit. The nigga ain't talking a year.
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  Speaker 2: Can he please have a little podium right quick? God damn.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, he was on the usual rant. I
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  Speaker 2: always agree with Kanye. I don't ever disagree with that dude, man. Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Certain things. The only thing I disagree with Kanye about
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  Speaker 2: is marrying into the Kardashian family. A lot of those kids, though.
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  Speaker 2: Those kids are definitely Kanye DNA.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: They be giving Kim ass a hard fucking time. But
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  Speaker 2: for the most part.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no comment on.
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  Speaker 2: On team yay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just glad that he's making new music and I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited to hear it. That's all I got on that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about really anybody's politics. Musicians do music
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  Speaker 1: and let politicians do.
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  Speaker 2: You serious about that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care what they got to say.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if you, I don't think you have
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  Speaker 2: to go to school. I can, I can consider myself
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  Speaker 2: a politician and I went to school for no political
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  Speaker 2: science and that's like that. I don't feel like it's
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  Speaker 2: something that you, you have to live these things. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think it's something that you can learn in school
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  Speaker 2: for real. You can learn how to, finesse with words
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  Speaker 2: and your hand gestures and stuff because you can tell
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  Speaker 2: how politicians all do certain things.
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  Speaker 1: If there is a war about to begin on American soil,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be like, somebody find Kanye. What
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  Speaker 1: does he think? I don't care what Kanye thinks. But
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  Speaker 1: that's really not....
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: That's still not like school, though. That could be more
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: so somebody who went to the military. No, I'm not saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. He's not my go-to
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  Speaker 1: for all these things. Yeah, but.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand. But we know they are.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I want to hear that. I want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: I like how when he uses other old music to
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  Speaker 1: create new music. I love that from Kanye. That's what
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: I love. What else happen in the world? Football is sad.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: First of all, you ain't going to be playing Kanye
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  Speaker 2: like that, okay? I'm going to let your ass slide
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: because I just don't feel like arguing. I said I'm
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: not arguing niggas no more, so I ain't arguing about niggas.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: I ain't arguing with niggas, and I ain't arguing about niggas, okay?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: I just said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fan of his music. What did I say wrong?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing wrong against him. I just said
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  Speaker 1: I look forward to his music, and that's it. Mm-hmm.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Football and side cheese. Yay. All right, y'all. Just when
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards' stock started to rise, a potential scandal may
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: have rocked his seemingly quiet life. An Instagram model who
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  Speaker 1: goes by the name Paige Jordan, who Ashley says is
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: 30 years old, used the platform to share her alleged
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  Speaker 1: text conversation with the Minnesota Timberwolves star. According to the accuser,
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  Speaker 1: Edwards got her pregnant, even including a photo of a
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: positive pregnancy test. However, his supposed immediate response was for
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  Speaker 1: her to get an abortion, even forcing her, despite her protests,
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  Speaker 1: and sending her $ 100, 000. After apparently going through with it,
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  Speaker 1: Page was surprised that he lawyered up. Earlier this year,
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  Speaker 1: adult film actress Mariah Mills blasted him for cheating on
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend with her. The charge happened just after Zion's
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  Speaker 1: baby announcement. So... Wait. Yeah. What did I got to do?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't they homeboys or something? Where did that come from? Anyway,
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: like maybe it was just a mishap from production. But anyway, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I got somewhere like that.
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  Speaker 2: How I get in it? Because this is M.O. having
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  Speaker 2: your girlfriend pregnant and the side bitch pregnant simultaneously, apparently. Now,
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  Speaker 2: you force the side bitch to have an abortion. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: you post the pictures of your actual girlfriend, who's also pregnant,
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  Speaker 2: and you're probably happier about that situation. So, in this
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  Speaker 2: text thread, Anthony Edwards is telling this lady, okay, this
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: 22-year-old boy is telling this 30-year-old lady how he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want any kids, but obviously he does because he does
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  Speaker 2: have a kid on the way, but he doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: one with her. in particular. He's a man. He's a
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  Speaker 2: young man. He's a young man. He's not a boy.
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  Speaker 2: That is a boy with money. That is a boy
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  Speaker 2: with money and probably with minimal guidance. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: He can be tried as an adult.
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  Speaker 2: And grown-ass women is coming on.
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  Speaker 1: He can go to the military and he pay taxes.
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  Speaker 1: That's a man.
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  Speaker 2: And look how childish he is via these fucking text messages. Bitch,
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  Speaker 2: you got what you got for fucking with a small boy.
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  Speaker 2: That is a boy. Look at the responses he was sending.
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  Speaker 2: Immediately LOLing at her ass being pregnant. How embarrassing is that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I bet you that this was a 30 plus
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: year old person, whoever his publicist is, that put out
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  Speaker 2: this recent message as opposedly from him. It says, I
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  Speaker 2: made comments in the heat of a moment that are
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  Speaker 2: not me and that are not aligned with what I
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  Speaker 2: believe and who I want to be as a man.
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  Speaker 2: All women should be supported and empowered to make their
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  Speaker 2: own decisions about their bodies. And what is best for them?
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  Speaker 2: I am handling my personal matters privately and will not
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  Speaker 2: be commenting on them any further at this time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like a- Yeah, he didn't write that. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't write that.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Not after LRL and after Slade.
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  Speaker 1: And he don't care. He don't care about women's choices
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  Speaker 1: or their bodies. I don't believe him.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I mean, one of the messages, he basically
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  Speaker 2: just stopped responding. It's over. I'm going to let my
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: lawyer handle it.
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  Speaker 1: But is she up 100,000?
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she up 100,000.
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  Speaker 1: Move on with your life, my sister. What you going
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  Speaker 1: to do?
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  Speaker 2: They probably couldn't get her to sign an NDA because
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: these text messages are now coming out.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: So what, she want revenge for not responding to her?
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  Speaker 1: What is it all about?
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  Speaker 2: Really, this is my expectation for a 22-year-old. So you're
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  Speaker 2: not surprising any of us by putting these text messages out.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I hope you feel better. Sorry about having to go
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: through that painful situation. And apparently she had an abortion
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  Speaker 2: two years ago. So men, you're allowing men to get
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: you pregnant and they make you having an abortion. And
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: now you're on the internet crying about it. Girl, get
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: your life.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Get your life. Yeah, she need to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: You know, abortion, having an abortion is not fun or easy. So,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: you know, I sympathize with her there. But... Girl, where's
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: the plan B's if you out here living your life
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: like this? Use a condom or get a plan B
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: or something. Right. At least you up $ 100, 000. I just
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: would have shut up and just went on with my life. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And started making better choices with my body moving forward. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Got $ 100, 000 to help you make better choices. I'm pretty
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: sure she got money though. She's an OnlyFans person. You know,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: they be getting paid on OnlyFans, child.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Man, I'm about to start me an OnlyFans.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Why are these niggas smashing OnlyFans bitches raw? I'm confused. Like,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: what is happening?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do nothing sexual. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: trick niggas on my OnlyFans. I'm going to be on
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: that bitch doing a robot.
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  Speaker 2: Come look at me. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't doing shit for you to see.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all, my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend, Jonathan Majors, okay, who's now
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  Speaker 2: with Megan Good.
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  Speaker 1: That boy fast.
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  Speaker 2: That nigga fast as fuck. Dog, that nigga so fast.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a Grand Theft Auto video. Like, what
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  Speaker 2: is really happening?
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  Speaker 1: Both of them is some sprinters, though. Right. They fit.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell they exercise.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so wait, let's start with, did you hear the
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  Speaker 2: audio that the girlfriend recorded of him?
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  Speaker 1: I did not.
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  Speaker 2: The ex-girlfriend. In the audio, he was saying, you know,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: he describes himself as a great man. What's his, her
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: name is, her last name is Jabari. Jabari, Jabara, Jabari.
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  Speaker 2: He basically was trying to like, tell her not to
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  Speaker 2: go out drinking with her friends or whatever. I don't
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: know if she came in later, whatever the deal was.
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  Speaker 2: But he's going in on her about how he's such
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: a great man and how he really needs a Coretta
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  Speaker 2: Scott King type woman on his side.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly, sir.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Was he saying black? Was he telling her he needed
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: a black woman? That's what I got out of it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: And then now he has one, right? Right. But this man,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: everything has been stripped away from him this last year.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: because of these allegations, but now you see this white
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: woman chasing this big black man down the street that
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: you were supposedly scared for your life, though.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: If this video didn't come out.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: He'd be under the prison. He'd go through the process
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: in court. Hopefully the charges will get dropped against him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: This is disgusting. And he needs to sue her ass
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: for lost wages and all type of shit.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Right, because... He was literally running from this bitch hard.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And she was on his ass like Terminator. I'm coming
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: to get you, motherfucker.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I wonder what the issue was. I would never chase.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: A nigga like that. First of all, I'm not in
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: shape enough. Second of all, it's never that deep to
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: chase a nigga through the streets like that. Have you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: ever chased a nigga down like that?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: No, but I've been chased. I can't run that fast, though.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: And I'm so clumsy, I usually fall. Somebody was chasing
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: you to fight you? No, no, no, no. Nobody was
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: chasing me to fight me. I had a nigga throw
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: my car keys down the street once. And then I
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: started running to get my car keys. But then he, like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: ran behind me. Then in front of me to get
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: my car keys again. He threw them down the street,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: then ran for them. So I still couldn't get my
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: car keys.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: And then he beat you still to him from behind? Yes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Goddamn, bitch. And then I was just out of breath.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what? I'm calling the police. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: called 911. I said, listen, ma'am. Listen, I don't really
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: need police. I just need you to stay on the
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: phone while I get my car keys from this man.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: He's in the background screaming at me, talking about, you
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: don't call the police on a black man.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: What?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Give me my fucking car keys before I shoot you.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Because that's the next step. Would you tell your daughter
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: don't call the police on a black man if you're
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: clearly like, no, you weren't abusing me, but you were
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: bullying me. That's bullying. Give me my fucking car keys
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: so I can get out your goddamn life. Niggas always
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: trying to prevent me from leaving, bitch. yeah he ran
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: from behind me and still beat my fat ass okay.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever um my ex-boyfriend ran from
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: me before yeah because it's domestic violence I'm not gonna
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: tell this story but.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: You beat him Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I did. And then he locked himself in the room
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: and then went out the room window.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: What?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: You had him scared.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I don't do that no more, though. What I don't
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: ever understand about men is that y'all so scared of
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the women. Oh, y'all don't trust us so much. But
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: y'all stay eating our food. Nigga, why are you eating
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: my food? Why are you eating the food of someone
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: who you don't trust? Mm-hmm.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: He's the quickest way to get your ass up out
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: of here via that chicken sandwich, bitch. It's a chicken salad.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. Let me just say, I don't think
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: he was scared of me. I just think he didn't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: want any more friction. I think he felt like, let
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: me just get away from this crazy motherfucker. That's how
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: he felt. That nigga just brought the worst out of me, though. Right.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like there's always, I don't feel like
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: it's always that this is a bad man. We're just
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: not good together.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I can disagree to that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: We just didn't bring out the best in each other,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: but that wouldn't be good enough for some niggas, man.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: That wouldn't be good. Sometimes you got to have that OJT, man.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: The hands-on training.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: On-the-job training. This is wild. No, y'all don't listen to that. Yes.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: We Talk Back do not agree.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: With or approve of domestic violence. You always got to
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: give that lying ass disclaimer. That is not a lie.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in that. I don't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Here at We Talk Back, we beat niggas if need be. Okay.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: No, keep your hands to yourself. Keep your hands to yourself.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I think there's a.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Difference between putting your hands on somebody and getting your
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: ass beat and not touching them and them just beating
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: your ass. There's a difference. It's mutual combat.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was protecting himself. Right. And I was like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you know what? I need to stop doing this to people.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I never hit a nigga and not expect to get
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: hit back. Thank God I never got hit back. I
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: always like, if I hit this man, chances are I
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: might get hit back. Anyway, I don't know how we
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: got here, but y'all, it's Christmas.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some Christmas topics coming up in just
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: a minute. Y'all stay tuned. We'll be right back after
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: this message.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And it go a little song like this. I want $ 1, 200,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: 11 pair of shoes, 10 king goes. How does that
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: one go?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: You remember?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Five months free rent. Yeah. I love all those songs, man.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Where they at?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: On your playlist. It's playing. Let me tell you what
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I used to listen to every year, like, But since 2016, y'all,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: one of my songs in for holiday, for Christmas time,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that was always in rotation was the emotions. What do
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: the lonely do at Christmas? What do they do? What
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: do they do at Christmas time? Oh, you hear that, bravado?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: No bitch I didn't hear nothing I don't even think
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I saw the song go I gotta go now that's
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: what I gotta listen to on my playlist let me
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: go find it whatever go listen to it but it's
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a sad song but it's a good like old school
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: song but this year was the first year I put
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: it on and I was like fuck that I don't
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: wanna hear that I'm grateful like that's the space I'm
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: in that I do not wanna hear no what do
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: the lonely do at motherfucking Christmas right shit we doing
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: all this shit who the fuck said I'm lonely I
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: ain't lonely this year.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that. You saw how
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I looked at you? That's what I wrote down. Girl,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: fuck you.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I mean that shit.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yo. I am.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: God damn i.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Do entertain myself now but i love a man by
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: me okay i don't i don't like to feel lonely
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I don't like it either but i'm this year for
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: whatever reason i've been just comfortable with my own company
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: i haven't been feeling like um i'm lacking anything right
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: which is New, because in prior years, I used to
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: be real in my feelings about not having a man
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and not having nobody to wear matching Christmas pajamas with.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But you know what? I think therapy has a lot
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: to do with that. Because I got matching pajamas with
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: my mama and my sister.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And my dog. Some other single bitches. Even a dog single.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of us.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: But we happy.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: But we happy. All right, so let's get to these
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Christmas topics, because you about to say something shady, bitch.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I see it on your face.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I had to drink water first. I saw it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: You was shaking your head while you was drinking the water,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: ready to say some shit. Girl, fuck you. Is pussy, girl,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: go to hell, is pussy a good Christmas gift for
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: a man?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to answer. Go ahead, go ahead. Oh, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: would think all men going to say no. Okay, men
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: like gifts too.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I think pussy is an excellent Christmas gift for a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: man who hasn't had the pussy yet.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you haven't slept with him yet and you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: give him some, he's going to be very jolly. Now,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: if you're giving him that same coochie you've been giving
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: him all year long, he's going to be like, what
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Who this for? That same old pussy in the box.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Right, you can't put a bow on the same old
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: pussy and talk about Merry Christmas. That's wild.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe she got some rejuvenation. It's a different pussy. It's
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: an upgraded pussy.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: If it's upgraded, it could be like the gift to
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: go with something else. It still can't be the only
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: thing you give them.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: So we think men who've never had the box would
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: be okay with just getting that pussy for Christmas.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Possibly. We all think. I don't know. What do men think?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I think men tie the pussy, man. They tell us
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: every day on Instagram. What they want. You know what
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: they want. Something tight. Okay. You said it, bitch.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Not me. I ain't got no booty hole.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't got that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Now, if you give up that ass for Christmas, man,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: nigga might be grateful. That's new. If y'all ain't never had...
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: If you've never had anal sex with your man, he
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: might like that for Christmas.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Get somebody else to do it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: It's new. It's different. I'd rather bring somebody else in
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: the room with us than.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Then give that ass up. My booty hole? No.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Clutches, pearls. So you'd rather bring a third party
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: in as opposed to having anal sex with your man?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Hmm.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You do that?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, like once every year, maybe. It might be
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: for Christmas or something. I didn't buy you shit, so
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: here go my booty hole. Hell no. You crazy as hell, man.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Here go this ass. Yo.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that. I might.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, one of those I don't know.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Let's go on to the next. Yeah, let's move on.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: So yes, so we agree that pussy could be, pussy
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: is a good Christmas gift.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Only if the man has never had the pussy before.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: So you bitches who married or in committed relationships for
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: a while, pussy does not suffice as a good Christmas gift.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Go out and find that man something he likes. Okay,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Grand Theft Auto just came out. If you have a
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: gamer type nigga, go get him that for Christmas.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: What's some other good Christmas gifts aside for some pussy?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: A good cologne.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If you know your man, find out what he like.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Listen to that nigga sometime. Or you know what you
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: can do for Christmas? Shut the fuck up. He might
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: be happy with that too.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And head.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, goodness.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Not us and we talk back saying shut the fuck
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: up for Christmas.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Listen, I be tired of talking. Okay, so I do
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up a lot.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Unless it's like Kevin Gates, I don't get tired.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I do shut... I mean, I don't have nobody to
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: argue with right now. I don't do no fucking fussing,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: no nothing. I'm good.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: You neither.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I'm cool.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: All right, what's worse for a man to do? Fumbling
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: her birthday or fumbling her Christmas?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Birthday. This is my holiday. My birthday is my holiday. Christmas,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you might be spread a little thin. You might got
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: multiple babies and baby mamas, or you've got your mama
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: who ain't got no nigga. Like, you spread thin amongst
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: all these people. Understandable if you can't give me, personally,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: the best Christmas possible. But my birthday, nigga, that is
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: my personal holiday. Don't fumble my birthday. Because I'm not
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: talking to you no more. I'ma have a new phone
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: number for my damn birthday.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No, it ain't that deep. You just got to train people.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You got to train them if he fumble your birthday.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Even men like good birthdays. Okay.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Everybody. Everybody loves a good birthday.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's their day.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: So I feel like if a nigga fumble your birthday,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: they don't fuck with you. And you probably was forcing
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: some shit anyway.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: All right. Sometimes these men don't be knowing how to shop.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Because one of my... This guy, he love my homegirl,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: but he got her one of them Brahim bags.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Brahmin? Fucking Brahmin?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Them old lady bags.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Okay. I know a lot of my friends have Brahmin bags,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and I always say that's a baby. That's like, Coach
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: is really the baby mama bag. Brahmin is really like
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: the church lady mint with the little turquoise candies in
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the bag. Like, that's they ball out bags.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: But they do have Brahman storefronts, though. You know, they
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: have Brahman stores.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: They have one here in Charlotte. And that's where he
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: went and he got her that shit out of there.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And she's like, girl, where the fuck I'm going to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: this church? With your natural hair. You going to church
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: with that bag and your blowout.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: But he just didn't know how to shop for her.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: He just didn't know.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: That nigga know damn well bad bitches have Louis and
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Gucci's and shit like that. That nigga... went and got
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: an affordable bag. That's just, that's what your man got you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. It might've been more affordable than a Louis, but
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: he still thought it was a nice bag. He wasn't like,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: just like trying to play her. Right.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Cause it is nice, real leather, you know? So it
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: is a nice bag.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: And he probably was walking past stores and he went
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: in there and they was like, get her this. You know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the people working there trying to make these sales. Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: They should know better. Is she black or white?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I don't even think the white bitches wearing brahmin. Okay.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Is that even how you say it? Because all of
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: a sudden I want some brahmin. Is that how you
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: say it?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: It's brahmin, yes.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It's really that?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Okay. Shout out to brahmin for everybody, aunties. All right.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So you don't want a brahmin bag for your birthday?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: You don't ever want one? I don't ever want one.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I don't ever have to have that. I feel like
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: there's other even nicer bags that are less expensive. They
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: don't have to be designer. I don't like Brahman bags.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never really looked at the bags, honestly.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They're like crocodile or something. They be at TJ Maxx.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. No, Dillard's. But Dillard's also sells Louis
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Vuitton now. Dillard's and Bilk have pre-owned bags now.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Shit, T.J. Maxx will have some old Louie.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. T.J. Maxx does have the runway T.J. Maxx.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: They do be having Louie and shit like that in there.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: But I never seen Brahman in there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I'll wear. It ain't nothing I won't wear if
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: it's cute.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I'll wear some Walmart shit if it's fly. I ain't
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: going to lie. I ain't going to tell you where
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I got it from. You'll be like, ooh, you got that. Bitch,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: you see how it's fitting on me, though.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: No, if I got some extra fly, because, you know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Target is my shit. If I got some extra cute shit,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Bitch, I got this from Walmart.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: You see how I make it look? Yeah, exactly. I'm
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: going to tell you where I got it from.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I just said.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: No, you said you're not going to tell them. I
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: said I am going to tell them where I got
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: it from. Because I make this shit look fly.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like telling people where I got my shit
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: from all the time. Unless it's someone I fuck with.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Don't be going to try to look like me, ho.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you somewhere that it ain't came from. Where
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you got that from? That's so cute. Girl, I got
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: it from... Girl, I don't even remember. This boutique right
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: off of North Triumph.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: If it's a bitch you always asking why I get
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: some shit from, I definitely lie to them. Because you
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: don't got your own fashion sense, bitch. Like, why?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It depends on who. If I like them even a
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: little bit, I'll tell the truth. But if I don't
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: too much care for you, girl, a North Tryon boothie.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Not a North Tryon.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly. Ooh, this is a good one. Should side
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: pieces expect Christmas gifts? Absolutely.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: They the main person you need to buy a gift
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: for if I knock all this shit over. Like, are
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: you well, nigga? I ruin everybody's Christmas. Absolutely. You need
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: to make sure your side bitch is always happy. I mean,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: because usually niggas really be caring about their side bitch.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: That's their girlfriend. That's who you talk shit about your
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: main bitch to. She know all y'all shit.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Y'all have fun together. Y'all smoke together. Y'all do all
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: the things together. Things that you can't do with your main.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: So yes, you need to make sure your side bitch
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: is happy as well. I'm pretty sure she's, and especially
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: because you probably can't be there for Christmas.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm about to say. You're not there. The most,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the best thing you can do is give her a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: nice gift.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: So she can be happy crying under the tree with
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: her diamonds or something like that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Get your girlfriend, that Brahmin, and bring me my Louie.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Let's be very clear. Yeah, side bitches definitely deserve Christmas. Because,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you know, she could actually have her own man, but
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason, she's in love with you. And you're
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: just taking up this space in her life. And you're
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: not going to get her a gift? You're not a
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: real man. Right.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: She need to leave you. If you are dealing with a... Listen, ladies.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: If you're dealing with a man who has a girlfriend
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and he don't buy you nothing for Christmas, you better
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not take him into 2024. I'm coming to find you
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm going to slap the shit out of you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: because you need some sense slapped into you.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't let him play with second fiddle. Now you
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: getting like basic bitch gifts? Uh-uh. I don't know.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in Christmas. Boy, get the fuck.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I don't care if you don't believe. I believe.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: So you need to buy me something.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: All right. What's next? Would you feel a way if
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: your man's homegirl gifted him a Rolex for Christmas?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Where's mine?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say, she better come with two. His
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and hers.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: What y'all got going on? She giving you a whole Rolex. Like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: are you on payroll? You work for her company? Like,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: what's up? Y'all besties like that? Did she get everybody,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: all y'all best friends Rolexes? I need a lot of detail.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Because that's not a small gift.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That's an expensive gift.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Would I feel some type of way? I.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Nowadays, I don't have as much. I'm not a jealous
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: person to start off with. And I just be knowing
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: fucking humans, man. But I do just be liking to
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: know what I'm dealing with. Tell me what's up. Because, bitch,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: why is she buying you a Rolex?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: A Rolex? No. If your best friend ain't cash, doll,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I don't see why she's gifting you all these extravagant gifts.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Because that's just not a normal gift. To me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: And where's my Rolex? If she purchased you a Rolex,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: you need to be buying me a Rolex.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Right. Exactly.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: But do you feel the way because another bitch bought
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: your nigga a Rolex and you didn't?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm mad.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I'm mad.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: How you going to outgift my nigga?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Right. And I just gave him this pussy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: The same pussy I've been giving him all year.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And you come with a Rolex You about to lose
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: your nigga, boy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Girl, I hate you, bitch.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: You about to lose your nigga. You about to lose
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: your nigga. I don't know if I would care. I
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: wouldn't want him to have a Rolex if I couldn't
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: purchase it for him. I wouldn't give him a hard
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: time about it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: No?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I still got questions, but I'm not about to drag it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not about to leave you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Ruin Christmas over that. Stomping around mad.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Right, because you couldn't afford a Rolex for your nigga,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: now you mad. Because he know a bitch who can.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing, the other way around, niggas would
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: be very mad.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you might die.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: If you bring home a Rolex at another man's, I
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: just was watching, what's the Christmas holiday family movie?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: There's a million of them.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Big Mama House.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, Soul Food?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Soul Food.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Big Mama's house. It's a different movie.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Listen, I know you know all the characters. Okay, so
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Nia Long played who?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Nia Long played Maya?
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Mia. No, Bird. Okay, Nia Long played Bird, and her
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: husband was Mekhi Pfeiffer. And remember the nigga that got
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: him the job? And gave her that bracelet. Boy, you'm
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: going to rip her arm off in the back of
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: that beauty salon, ain't it?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And I broke the glass on the door. She was like,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? He was like, what the
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: fuck is this? She was like, it don't mean... Then
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: why you wearing it, bitch?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Because this is a Cartier love bracelet. The fuck?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, I.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: This is where men and women just, well, me, maybe
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just not the same because I'm not about to trip,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: but I know every man I've ever been with would
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: trip if another man were to have gotten me like
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: this super expensive extravagant gift. Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't know if I would
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: be okay with I would be mad at him for
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: accepting a Rolex from another man. Why? Because if it
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: was the other way around, he would be mad at
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: me for accepting an extravagant gift from another man.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Just make sure you get you an extravagant gift from
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: another man in a month.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What you mean?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Tip for tat. Yes.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: No, because that's different. Because now, you know, ain't nobody
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: just giving you nothing like that. You got to build
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a relationship with someone to get a gift like that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: It could just be my homeboy who's gifting all of
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: his friends Rolexes.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Gawk, gawk, $ 4, 000. At least four times that
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: month for you to get that Rollie.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: So he was eating his homegirl pussy for the Rollie?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: You mad? Big mad. I don't know, man. That's wild. Yes.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: All right, what was the worst Christmas gift you ever
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: got from somebody you was dating?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: They didn't give you nothing for Christmas?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Nothing. I mean, that would be the worst thing. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: don't think I've ever had a worst gift. I usually
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: get whatever I ask for. So I don't think anybody
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: ever got me some shit I didn't want, but nothing
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: would be the worst gift.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Like nothing, nigga? You ain't thought about nothing?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You didn't think I deserved nothing for Christmas? Wow.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't put all the emphasis on holidays.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, my birthday is more important.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I think the worst gift I got for Christmas was
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: a Louis scarf. It's like, why'd you buy me? Do
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you see me in scarves? Have you ever seen me
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: wear a scarf?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I like scarves, though. Well, then he should have bought
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: that shit for you because I don't be wearing it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe he thought your ass needed one. You be out
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: here with your titties out and your chest out like
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: you're healthcare free.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: No, it was like one of those thin silk Louis
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: scarves that people have tied on their Louis bag. Yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Like if I worked at Delta, I might tie that
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: shit around my neck.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: He stole that. That's the shit you can snatch and
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: walk out the store with. He stole that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this? But, you know,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not ungrateful, so I said thank you and I
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: pretended to be very happy. Did you give him anything? No,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't give him. I gave him some pussy. It's like, yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop lying.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: How much was the scarf?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was probably a couple hundred dollars.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: That's how much that pussy was.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: No, fuck you.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: A couple hundred.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I just end up tying it on a Louis bag
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I already had. Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think I seen that scarf. I think I
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: seen that scarf before.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: But I think it wasn't because I don't care about like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I'd rather you give me something thoughtful that's inexpensive than
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: give me something that costs more that means nothing.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Like, Right. Did you have me in mind? Or you
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: just went and bought a.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Bunch of stuff and passed them out to all the
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: bitches you deal with.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: You know? Right. And you just get me one little
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: measly scarf.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Scarf.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: The fuck?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: So I was pissed off. Like, you could have got
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: me some books that I've talked about or some flowers
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: or some something. A gift certificate to a nice restaurant
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: that I enjoy. Right. Something like that, you know, is
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: more thoughtful than just a scarf.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: You in there buying a bitch a bag and you
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: be like, let me get this bitch a scarf.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's how I felt. Like, this, they threw this in
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: with the bag you bought. Right. And you brought it
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: to me. The fuck? Getting mad all over again talking
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: about this shit.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: When's that? Last year?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: No, this is a long time ago. Like, No.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no niggas, so I ain't been getting shit.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: That nothing you was talking about? Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't gotten nothing from a man in the
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: last couple years because I've been single.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: What year was that? 2021? 2021. 2021 Christmas and going
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: into 2022 New Year's was like the saddest time for me.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I cried that whole week between Christmas and New Year's.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Cause that was my first time by my, like not
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: first time, but you know.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: First time in a long time.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Being single during the holidays and a nigga I
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: was talking to at the time had already planned vacation
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: with the next bitch. Right. He didn't have to tell me.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I just already know you ain't going on vacation by yourself.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: And I feel like shit, once we started talking, nigga,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: whatever plans you had prior to me should be canceled
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: or put me in place. But he disappeared for a week.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: So I just was feeling so like, oh, I'm sick
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: of these niggas. And my nigga probably somewhere, my old
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: nigga probably somewhere, he can coochie for New Year's because
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: men always have a quality backup woman somewhere. We be
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: having a hard time trying to find a new nigga boy. Shit.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: It'd be five bitches waiting on your nigga. On his
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: retarded ass.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You be having niggas though. You flexing for the show
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: because You be having them. I'd be like, well, who
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: is this? This is my boyfriend.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: God damn. It'd be short lived shit though. I look,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I might got a problem. Okay. I might be a
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: grown ass man. I might be my father's daughter. I like,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I like men. I do. I definitely don't have to
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: have one, but it's nice. It's nice to have male company.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That's all. So even if I'm smashing, I still want
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: to do stuff with a man.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: But you'd be ready to bring him to the Christmas function.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Around my people.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Because we friends. I like all the people that I
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: like to be in the same vicinity. So this is
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: who I'm kicking it with. And we kicking it often. Like,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: why would I not want to have him around? I
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: don't be kicking it with multiple people. You don't get tired.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: You don't get tired. no I like men.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I be ready for a motherfucker to get lost after
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: a couple hours.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Like go listen I'm not single it take time for
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: me to grow you're not single no I'm not single
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm also not in a relationship.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Well what well yeah okay girl you live in the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: matrix bitch I don't know what you talking about.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Okay I'm not single.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm very single. I'm going into the new year with
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: no niggas.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: None. Zero. So ain't nobody making it to the new countdown. Mm-mm.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Not even some friends?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: What you mean?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Like, you don't have any guy friends that could potentially
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: be somebody next year?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't been letting people get too close
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: as of... 2023 so and then the last nigga that
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I was really like trying to give some attention to
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: he started acting stupid around my birthday cause he ain't
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: wanna take me on no trip damn holiday see them
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: birthdays be way more important since then I just been
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: chilling and the months been rolling by next thing you
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: know I'm wearing matching pajamas with my mama and my
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: sister I'm okay with it though. Yeah. Fuck it. All right.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: The last one. Top five reasons he fell back right
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: before Christmas.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: The reason he fell back? Like the reason a nigga
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: gave you?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Like why, why do men typically disappear right before Christmas?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Or like excuses they gave.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, probably. I was about to say more like the
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: excuses they'll give you because they fall back because usually
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: they got somebody else that they know they got to
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: be there for Christmas, right? So now I got to
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: figure out how I can start an argument with this bitch.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I had a nigga do that to me on Valentine's
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Day once.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, me too.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Like, nigga, if you couldn't do this, why are you
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: doing it? So now you outrushing me. This is my 20s, man.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: You rushing me, you got the nastiest attitude with me
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: because somebody probably blowing your phone up because you trying
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: to balance two bitches on one day. Like, listen, just
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: hurt my feelings because this right here, you being weird
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: towards me on this type of day, this is her
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: and my feelings more than you just ghosting right just
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: going on because guess what i too have options i
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: too am choosing to be with you right now right
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: i could have i could have hung out with somebody
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: who i don't like like that just to.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Just to have something um i think another reason why
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: people get missing It's because they're too embarrassed to say
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: they can't afford to get you anything for Christmas.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: That's true. That might be a thing, too.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Ego. Mm-hmm. Like, it hurt my ego too bad to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: say I'm broke, so I'm just going to find a
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: reason to get missing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: You're the problem. You don't listen. I feel like you
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: was dismissive of my feelings that day, two weeks ago. Right. Like, what? Yeah, ego.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: What else would be another reason why men.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Disappear. I mean, the obvious. Already in a relationship with
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: somebody else. Too many people you're trying to spend money on.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: They already paid you $ 100, 000 for an abortion. They don't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: want no part of you no more.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I would take that. Please send me $ 100, 000 for Christmas. Okay?
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: For an abortion. Damn. Damn.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Damn, AJ.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: They just be having abortions for free. At least make
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: these niggas literally pay for Not just for the procedure. Yes,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: not just for the procedure. Actually make them pay to
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: not have, because an actual grown kid costs more than $ 100, 000. Right.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: And the mental anguish that they take. I don't think
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: men understand what you put your body through and your
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: mental through.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: There should be abortion insurance. Men can have this insurance
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: where you can file against his insurance if he gets
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: you pregnant for compensation.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, that makes sense.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: You see, like, when you get in a car accident, like,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: it fucks you up. Like, they can't tell you how
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: long this accident is going to affect you. You can't
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: tell me how long this abortion is going to affect me.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: So I need to be compensated for this pain and suffering.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You, like, if your nigga got abortion insurance, you're dealing
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: with a nasty, dirty motherfucker.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: These NBA players and NFL players, they need it. They
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: need abortion insurance. that gives State Farm a new meaning
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: yo for real like somebody might need to come up
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: with some shit like that you might be that somebody
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: exactly because insurance is just some fake shit everybody pays
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: into anyway hypothetical it's just an idea what if this
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: bitch get pregnant insurance why not but.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Just think about how niggas would just be skeeting all
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: recklessly if they had abortion insurance dog okay.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: So you know they have like the port in charleston
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: the men they literally have insurance for sexual harassment instead
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: of course correcting the men or firing the bad apples
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: y'all literally let the men sexually harass the women the
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: women file lawsuits and they get paid insurance it's the
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: same thing.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah It's kind of like loss prevention.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Like, where's self-control? So if you don't have no self-control
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: as a man, and you like to hit that pussy raw,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: multiple women, abortion insurance.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You need to come out with it. Hey, y'all, this
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: is our Christmas episode, so there's that. Ho, ho, ho.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Ho, ho, ho. I don't know the top five reasons
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: they fall back. We said ego. We said because they
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: already got somebody else.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: And money. And broke. Broke.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: They don't like you. Anyway.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: They don't want to spend Christmas with someone they don't
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: really like like that.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You're pussy good though. During the other days. During the
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: rest of the month.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: That's so hurtful.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Listen, this is why women have to be more careful
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: with their pussy.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: To just be reduced to your body parts is a
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: hurtful thing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Listen, man. Men are reduced to their wallets. What y'all
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: want to do?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing we can do about it. It's just the
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: way it is. Women are literally a commodity.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Pussy be selling faster than cocaine.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: It's digital pussy now.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: What's digital pussy?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans. Baddies Club. All these fucking, yes. Pornhub. Yeah, digital.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: And I feel like that's a better hustle than actually
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: being outside having sex. Yeah, absolutely. And on the corner.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Because you're not exchanging real, like your body in a
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: real way. Yeah, shit.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Put your feet on there, whatever it is. I just
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: got to find my niche. Like, what can I get
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: a nigga to pay me to do? On OnlyFans.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up. They just go.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I'll be on there like this.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Just sitting there looking. Let's see how long Ashley can
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: stay quiet.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: As long as you paying, I'll shut the fuck up.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, man. I definitely, I have a
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: dollar amount you could pay me to be miserable.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I could shut the fuck up.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: You just got to pay me to though. Dumb bitch story.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: You are so dumb.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: or twice. Okay. I have a dumb bitch story. This
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't sent to us, but I found it online. I
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: thought I'd share it with you guys. It goes, the
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: second I unwrapped my Christmas gift, I knew instantly Cal
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: was having an affair and it was serious. My husband
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Cal and I have been together since we were kids.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: We met during orientation week at university and had been
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: together for 12 years when I found out he'd been cheating.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Cal and I have three kids, all primary school age,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: and life has been busy. I guess we became ships
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: in the night, always working, shuttling someone somewhere, or organizing
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: the children's social calendars. We haven't spent much time on
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: us lately. Not that it's any excuse for what he did,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: but I feel like I should have seen it coming.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It was Christmas Day when I figured out Cal had
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: been cheating. He gave me a book for a gift.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: It was a great book, too. A real page-turner. But
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: it wasn't the diamond necklace I found in his underwear
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: drawer a couple weeks earlier. Cal and I haven't bothered
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: with extravagant gifts for years now. so I don't know
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: why it didn't set off alarm bells when I first
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: came across it. I guess I was too busy being
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: chuffed that he'd made such an effort. I even went
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: out and bought him some concert tickets to go with
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: the new shirts I'd bought him to try to even
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: things up. Then he gave me the book. It was
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: hard to hide my feelings as I unwrapped the package.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: From the outside, it didn't look like a jewelry box,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: but I figured he was being clever and wrapping it
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: in a bigger box to throw me off the scent.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Then when I realized it really was a book, Everything
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: came crashing down around me. I could hear my heartbeat
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: in my ears as I realized that the diamond necklace
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't for me. It was for someone else. I did
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: my best to plaster a smile on my face and
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: got through the rest of the day celebrating Christmas with
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: our kids and families. By the time everyone went to
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: bed that night, exhausted and stuffed with food, I leapt
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: on the chance to search through Cal's phone. I didn't
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: see her at first because he used his cousin's name
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to cover her up. So Travis had been sending him
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: text messages as recently as yesterday. saying how much he
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: loved the necklace and that he couldn't wait to start
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: a freshman year together. Not Travis loving the necklace. All right,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: searching back further, I found pictures of Travis. I didn't
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: know her, but she definitely wasn't his cousin, and I
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: was pretty sure her name wasn't no fucking Travis. Even
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: though I suspected it all day, having my fears confirmed
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: was gutting. Kyle had told me he planned to watch cricket,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: so these must be some Europeans. Because they know.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: With Travis on Boxing Day yeah so Boxing Day is
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the day after Christmas in England oh okay yeah it's
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: another holiday so I put two and two together and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: realized he was planning on spending the day with her
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I read all of his cheating texts I crept in
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: the bedroom grabbed some of my things and packed a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: bag I needed time to think and I didn't want
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to be left at home tomorrow while Kyle went off
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: who knows where with this woman I grabbed an Uber
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and checked into a five-star hotel in the city, paid
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: for on our joint account, and spent the next three
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: days ordering room service, watching movies, and crying my eyes out.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Cal called dozens of times saying he was worried sick,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: but he was probably just pissed off he had to
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: stay home with the children instead of running off with
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: his little bitch of a girlfriend. When I had finished
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: crying and was ready to face him, I went home
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: and told Cal what I had worked out. I thought
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: he'd be remorseful and beg to work things out, but
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: instead he was cold and clinical. Now that you know,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a good time to start talking about
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: separation then, he said. Ain't that some shit?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: That's some bullshit.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: He told me the woman's name was Nicole and she
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: worked in his office. Y'all got to watch them bitches
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: at the job, man. The work wife. He been trying
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to work out a way to tell me, but he
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: felt like I wasn't strong enough to deal with it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I was so furious when he somehow... No, I was
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: so furious he was somehow trying to turn this back
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: on me when he was the one that had been cheating.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I told... I told him to pack his bags and
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: leave that day. It's been six months since Kyle moved
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: out and straight to Nicole's apartment. The children tell me
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: they seem very much in love. Perhaps one day I'll
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: be happy for them. But now I'm just happy for
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: me because I met someone new and we're spending our
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: first Christmas together. I guess things work out how they should.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Kyle.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Shame.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: You had Travis. What was the girl real name?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Nicole from the office.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Listen, they say sometimes your husband might
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: already be married to somebody else. You just gotta wait
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: for the divorce. Right.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Right. And look, you found a new nigga that you
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: about to have a happy Christmas with. So I guess
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: things do work out for the best.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: And send them kids right on to their daddy house
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: in the girlfriend apartment, wherever he at. Send them motherfuckers
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: right on over there.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Shoot. Right, coming back, reporting back that they seem happy. Child.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Why you even asking? She trying to hurt her own feelings.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Right, asking the kids if they happy. I wouldn't ask
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: them kids shit. I'm like, here, take this with you
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: over there for the Christmas, and it'll be a bag
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of coal.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Shame. Y'all enjoy y'all Christmas, no matter what. That's the
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: moral of this episode, okay? No matter if you're single,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: in a relationship, especially if you got kids, that's always
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: going to be happy. Happy Christmas with the kids and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: all that. Just make the best of whatever situation you're
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: in for this 2023 Christmas holidays.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing better than a mother's face while she holding
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: her robe closed with her cup of coffee, watching them
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: kids open their presents and the look of like just
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: fulfillment on that mama's face because she's bringing joy to
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: her kids.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: That's the best part of Christmas, man.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: She made Christmas happen.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So I love that. Because typically the daddy,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: if the daddy's there, he's sitting there watching and surprised
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: at the gifts too. Because he ain't have nothing to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: do with picking out shit or going to get the gifts.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: He enjoyed it. He didn't give the debit card. He
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: didn't have something to do. He probably paid for it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Right. But I'm saying he just is surprised at what's
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: coming out of the boxes as the children. Merry Christmas, y'all. No,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I just got one more little story. I remember this.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: How did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: We was always going to the store with my mom
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: to get our shit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And then we wrapped them.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: So you never got to believe in Santa Claus?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: No. Ever. Yeah. I definitely got to. We did. But
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I remember like, you know how you don't really go
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: to sleep? You'd be like, well, I guess you don't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: know because you didn't.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: You was never waiting on no white man.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: To come down the chimney.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: My daddy. So I was like waiting because I wanted
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to see Santa Claus so bad and like, My mom
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: helped us make cookies every year. Well, she really didn't help.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: She would oversee. She'd be like, these are your cookies.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: If I help y'all, Santa's not going to eat these cookies.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all got to make them y'allself. I'll just oversee it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: So we did all the real work. And the cookies
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: would always be, like, bad because we just, you know,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: we was just doing shit. Might have had a little
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: eggshell in there, a little, you know, who knows, right?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I remember, like, sneaking, like, just looking in the living
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: room to see what was going on. And I saw
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: my mama and daddy. Wrapping gifts and my mom telling
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: my daddy to eat them motherfucking cookies. And my daddy said,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't eating them nasty motherfucking cookies. She's like, and she.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Said, bitch, you better eat them kids cookies. And I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: was like, it's all a scam. Yo. You had a
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: big imagination as a kid. Nigga, you better eat them
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: motherfucking cookies. That's what she said. And he refused. Your
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: mama ain't give a goddamn, man.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, goodness.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Y'all know Christmas is a whole pagan holiday and y'all
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: putting out little treats. For whatever y'all worshiping Cookies.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: It's just about Having imagination Oh goodness Y'all we love
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: y'all Merry Christmas man.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: For sure Merry Merry Merry Christmas Send us y'all worst
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Christmas Stories Your worst gifts No actually tell us how
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: y'all Christmas went We wanna hear How was Christmas this
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: year with these niggas We ain't got one. Right. All right, y'all. Listen,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: if you enjoyed this episode, ho, ho, ho. Make sure
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: you tune in every Thursday on your iHeartRadio app or
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: wherever the fuck you get your podcast at. This is
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: your co-host, AJ Holiday, signing off 2.0 on Instagram. Kick it, Tam.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Y'all, it's Official Tambam. I love y'all so much. Thank
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: y'all for tuning in. Remember to speak now or it's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a silent night. Bye.