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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: It is that simple, Jack.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: But I think if you do it right, it does
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  Speaker 2: not affect your cheeks. Dizzy Gillespie. Had that big.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think it's because he was blowing incorrectly from
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  Speaker 2: the start. Have you ever tried to play a horn?
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  Speaker 2: Like a real one? I took trumpet lessons in second grade.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard. My husband was a trumpet player. No way, really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's way harder than they get credit for. Because the
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  Speaker 2: way you even get air into the thing is just
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  Speaker 2: such a giant piece of pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And some of those really, like the oboes and stuff,
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  Speaker 6: I'm always like, okay, I can get getting one note,
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  Speaker 6: but how do you keep that breath work going to
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  Speaker 6: keep that instrument sounding?
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  Speaker 2: That's a skill set. I was telling my wife the
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  Speaker 2: other day, because we were somewhere and they were playing bagpipes.
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  Speaker 2: I completely forget where it was. Oh, you were probably
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  Speaker 2: leaving the restaurant downtown. That's exactly where it was. And
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  Speaker 2: it was Plaid in the Park. Yeah, that's probably exactly
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  Speaker 2: where it was. And I told her, I said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: back in the day, I don't know if the guy
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  Speaker 2: still does it, but in my hometown, the ravine garden guy,
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  Speaker 2: he would go down and he played bagpipes. Well, this
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  Speaker 2: thing's like a giant hole in the earth. So it
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  Speaker 2: turns into a big speaker. So you could hear this
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  Speaker 2: guy playing bagpipes down by the river.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a mile and a half away. Like
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  Speaker 2: he was standing in your car. Shout out to Chris
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  Speaker 2: Farley real fast, by the way. Why is that? Down
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  Speaker 2: by the river. Down by the river. And you also
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  Speaker 2: kind of said it with the same cadence, and I
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  Speaker 2: know everyone went, I remember. In a van. How are
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  Speaker 2: you guys doing today? Everything cool? Everything good? Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: far so good. How about this weather? Yeah, yeah, a
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  Speaker 2: little reprieve. How about this weather? Don't get too excited, though. No,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know. Yeah, yeah, but it is a
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  Speaker 2: nice little reprieve. You know, I looked at the temperature now,
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  Speaker 2: or the calendar. And I don't think we have any,
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe the 90 degree weather is done. I
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  Speaker 2: don't mean to say that a little early. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's back tomorrow, dude. I don't think it is, man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I look at it. This is not good.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on now. Let me just go right to my
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  Speaker 2: app here. Hold on.
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  Speaker 6: It's 87 right now, but it feels like 93.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it feels like it doesn't count. What's the
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  Speaker 2: opposite of last blast? Stop. Because this is what's happening
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  Speaker 2: all over. First blast. First blast.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going to get over 90 degrees the entire, like,
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  Speaker 2: until next Saturday. It never gets above 90.
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  Speaker 6: It better not be 90 next Saturday because that sets
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  Speaker 6: up some clients and we want some beautiful weather for that.
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  Speaker 8: We do, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was outside weeding a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You did lawn work yesterday. Yeah, dude. My house is
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  Speaker 2: in bad shape. Why is it in bad shape? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not. They have a beautiful yard. Yeah, well, we
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  Speaker 2: need to work on it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It takes a lot of work to keep a yard pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you're going to pay somebody. And it sucks, dude.
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  Speaker 2: This all sucks. Yeah, you haven't factored in. Have you
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  Speaker 2: priced a landscaper, maybe?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 2: We still have to finish the design. We just don't
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  Speaker 2: finish stuff, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We have a really bad track record of starting a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of projects and then not getting a lot of
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  Speaker 2: them finished. Yeah, you know what? I got to tell
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  Speaker 2: you something. One thing I'm really proud about in my
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  Speaker 2: life is my wife has never said that to me.
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  Speaker 1: Or.
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  Speaker 2: She says it to me every day. And I mean
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  Speaker 2: every day. And it's so weird. Any activity, any career
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  Speaker 2: really follows the following where like the first 80% of
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  Speaker 2: something is, it could be filled with hard work, but
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  Speaker 2: it's still doable and it's easily done by a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The last 20% of anything is a pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: And it's always the hardest thing.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Jack gets beyond all the yard stuff just by parking
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  Speaker 2: his cars there. Oh, and I woke up with a
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  Speaker 2: damn parking ticket. Oh, no. In front of your own house?
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  Speaker 2: My own house.
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  Speaker 10: Why?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: You parked on the curb and you're not supposed to? No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even have an HOA, but like. You backed in? Nah.
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  Speaker 2: You changed the transmission. You were parked on the grass.
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  Speaker 2: Air it rare.
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  Speaker 4: Nope, nope, nope.
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  Speaker 2: You had a burnout.
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  Speaker 7: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I blocked the sidewalk a little bit. Oh, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't pull up far enough. And you know what
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  Speaker 2: is such an ass backwards way to start the day?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody probably called that on you, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: How about this? Even worse. It was my wife. Your
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  Speaker 2: wife called you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because we have a tree across the street that got
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  Speaker 2: struck by lightning, and then we're afraid that it's going
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  Speaker 2: to fall on our cars.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I parked my car in the driveway. Yeah. We
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  Speaker 2: called the city. The city shows up, looks at the tree,
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  Speaker 2: and goes, that car can't be parked there. What is my... Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So to answer your question, Jim, how's your day going?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a four?
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Can you believe it? It's parked there to protect it
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  Speaker 2: from that tree. Yeah. That's like calling the cops to
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  Speaker 2: complain about your neighbor and they find your grow house. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know how this day is going to end, but
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  Speaker 2: I know how it started.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, I'm there with you, man. Chris's car almost died
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  Speaker 6: yesterday and... I got to wake up at 5 o'clock
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  Speaker 6: this morning and take a fun, fun drive to Sanford twice.
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  Speaker 2: Twice today. Yeah, before 9 o'clock. For the airport?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank God car mechanics are not expensive.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 2: And this should be no problem at all. Not at all.
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  Speaker 2: It should be just a scrape financially. You know, his
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  Speaker 2: AC had already gone out, so it's just like, bring it.
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  Speaker 2: Another cheap. Bring it on. Yes, it's a pile on.
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  Speaker 2: And then someone clipped the cover off my car. Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to take a look at it later for me.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Like, what's... Is anybody else forever exhausted by
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  Speaker 2: the pursuit of when to spend money and when not to?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand what you mean. What's the perfect balance of, like,
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  Speaker 2: right now with my home? There is a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff that needs to be done. Oh, you're talking about
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  Speaker 2: the breaking point. What is the breaking point? Because you
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  Speaker 2: don't want the nicest house on the block. You do
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  Speaker 2: not want the nicest house on the block. But my
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  Speaker 2: fence right now looks like it smokes meth. Is it
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  Speaker 2: just in bad shape or does it need to be
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  Speaker 2: painted or stained or pressure washed? I think it needs
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  Speaker 2: to be destroyed. Is it wood? yeah you know it'll
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  Speaker 2: pressure wash clean right you know that right i think
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  Speaker 2: if you just take a pressure washer and spray it
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  Speaker 2: it will clean it will like it'll come back to
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  Speaker 2: life see but that that's all you got to do
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  Speaker 2: right do you hear that tone yeah yeah yeah just
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  Speaker 2: well i mean you you'll it'll just if you spray
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  Speaker 2: it it'll it'll it's just mold it just comes right
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  Speaker 2: off just mold you just spray it that's an entire
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  Speaker 2: day of work of sweating balls and being damp and
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  Speaker 2: i've got like 50 more of it's just I've got
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  Speaker 2: like 50 of those right now, but I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to be defeated. I will conquer this house to-do list
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  Speaker 2: by the end of 2032.
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  Speaker 3: Good!
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  Speaker 2: Miles will be able to help. He'll be 40. Miles,
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  Speaker 2: it was helping today. I went outside, I left the
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  Speaker 2: door open, and then I just gave him a vacuum.
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  Speaker 2: A vacuum that he can push, and he was vacuuming,
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  Speaker 2: he's helping. He had a little shovel, he was just
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  Speaker 2: playing with dirt.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Give that kid a job. He's already, what, two? He's
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  Speaker 2: at two. He should be working. Just turned two. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: last week. Anybody, Jack, have you gassed up lately? No,
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  Speaker 2: I've seen the gas prices, and I said, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to coast for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I filled up today. You filled up today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ross, have you gassed up lately? Yeah, yeah. When did
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  Speaker 2: you gas up? I think like a couple days ago.
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  Speaker 2: You guys want to take a little contest? You want
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  Speaker 2: to do a little contest? Isn't it like 450? No,
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  Speaker 2: not yet. I put 19.1 gallons of gas in my
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  Speaker 2: little pickup truck last night on the way home at
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  Speaker 2: a 7-Eleven still. slowest gas pumps in Orlando. 7-Eleven, do something.
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  Speaker 2: My God, man. Because I'm going to keep coming back.
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  Speaker 2: It's the only one I could go to. I was
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  Speaker 2: out of gas. I was on E. Zero miles to empty, Jack.
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  Speaker 2: That's a you thing.
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  Speaker 6: Don't go to 14. If you go to 13, that
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  Speaker 6: one's faster. Even if you go to the other pump
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  Speaker 6: on the other side, it's faster. It's that one pump.
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  Speaker 2: My God, man, that thing is so slow. $ 84. Oh, my.
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  Speaker 2: To fill up my gas tank yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: $ 84 for a mini pickup truck. What's the gallon? $ 4. 27
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  Speaker 2: a gallon.
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  Speaker 6: I paid $ 4. 29, and I had been able to pretty
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  Speaker 6: much get my tank on full with $ 30.
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  Speaker 2: Today, it took $ 40. Wow. So, what's funny, just today,
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  Speaker 2: I was leaving Sanford. I'm 46. There's the BJ's, and
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  Speaker 2: then there's a gas station right beyond it. I forget
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  Speaker 2: the brand of gas, but it was $ 4.
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  Speaker 4: 39.
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  Speaker 2: The BJ's for members is $ 4. 01. If you have the
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  Speaker 2: Supreme Ultimate membership, it was $ 4. 85. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, $ 3. 85.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, premium gas was $ 5. 17 at this gas station
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  Speaker 2: I was at yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy. $ 5.
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  Speaker 2: 17, and diesel is $ 6. 39 if the store has it.
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  Speaker 2: Which they say is the highest price ever recorded in Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's ride. We're winning. On the West Coast, it's more expensive.
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  Speaker 2: I saw on the West Coast, they talk about gas
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  Speaker 2: stations not having the letters. to put up the actual
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  Speaker 2: cost or the numbers yeah on the thing because i
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  Speaker 2: saw 8.99 yesterday and then california there are certain areas
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  Speaker 2: in california where they can't even put the price up
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  Speaker 2: because they don't have the 9.99 as high as i
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  Speaker 2: can go i guess i don't know i guess they
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  Speaker 2: could do 10 but.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it is basically $ 10.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how $ 10, like $ 20 is the new,
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  Speaker 2: is the old $ 10. Yeah. And $ 100 is the old,
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  Speaker 2: is the new $ 1, 000. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hold me back. Hold me back, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it. I'm going to walk here tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 2: was walking through a grocery store. I won't say it.
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  Speaker 2: It was just public. I was walking through public Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: And I went by the meat department. It's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: There's an old cartoon back in the day where it
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  Speaker 2: was a Looney Tunes cartoon. And this is when it
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  Speaker 2: was post-war, I think. Maybe inflation was bad or something
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  Speaker 2: like that. It had to have been in the early 50s.
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  Speaker 2: And a woman walks into the grocery store. The butcher
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  Speaker 2: pulls out a steak. She smells it and then gives
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  Speaker 2: him money and then leaves. Yep. Just had to pay
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  Speaker 2: money to smell and see the beef. Yep. Walked by
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  Speaker 2: Publix yesterday and there was a one.
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  Speaker 2: Porterhouse steak, I think it was $ 31 for one steak. Pecania,
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  Speaker 2: that would usually be in that $ 31 range for maybe
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  Speaker 2: three or four pounds or whatever, was $ 48. And that's
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  Speaker 2: not cooked, right? No, it's not cooked. No, no, no. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just to clarify. Yeah, yeah, that's not cooked at all.
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  Speaker 2: And it was such a bummer. Sorry to interrupt. No,
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  Speaker 2: not at all. The second I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: your boy has saved $ 500. That's actually.
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  Speaker 2: Not as much as I once thought. Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 6: And, and that actually backs up what I was going
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  Speaker 6: to say, Ross, because we have a lot of people
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  Speaker 6: texting us at seven, seven, zero three one. Uh, I
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  Speaker 6: just spent $ 150 and didn't fill my truck.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's crazy. I got to tell you the guy
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  Speaker 2: that pulled in behind me, and this is a 1000%
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  Speaker 2: true story. So it's a diesel truck and it was
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  Speaker 2: a dually, but it was one of those work trucks
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  Speaker 2: that had kind of like the flatbed.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So you see a lot of these trucks in the
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  Speaker 2: concrete business. Right. Um, and, um, He pulled up, and
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  Speaker 2: he walked up to the pump, and he looked, and
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  Speaker 2: he just literally dropped his head as if to say, oh, man. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, did his little beepy thing and put his
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  Speaker 2: thing in there and sat in his truck and let
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  Speaker 2: his truck fill up. I think those things have, like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe 25 or 30-gallon tanks, maybe more. So at $ 6,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, his fill-up was going to be almost, what, $ 200,
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  Speaker 2: over $ 200? Crazy. Crazy. I was on Reddit today, and
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  Speaker 2: people from around the nation were just talking about what
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  Speaker 2: their commute is and what their daily commute costs them
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  Speaker 2: now on top of what it used to cost them
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  Speaker 2: just what, eight weeks ago, ten weeks ago?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just ridiculous. I mean, some of the
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  Speaker 2: guys are spending $ 1, 200 a month just on fuel, and
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  Speaker 2: they're not in the business of that. That's just a
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  Speaker 2: commute cost. Well, I'm sure the prices are going to
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  Speaker 2: be dropping soon because this war in Iran is about
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  Speaker 2: to end, right? Yeah, this afternoon I heard. Five, six weeks? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this afternoon.
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  Speaker 10: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Deb got some news. Yeah. A.G.
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  Speaker 6: Uthmeyer takes aim at phone scams. The Florida Board of
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  Speaker 6: Education passes AI guidelines. And Merriam-Webster has added this many
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  Speaker 6: words to the dictionary.
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  Speaker 2: Want to take a guess? 30? That's a lot. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: not a lot. 100. Oh, you mocked too early, Jack. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: 101.
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  Speaker 2: It depends on, you know, what do they call them, words. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, Ross,
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  Speaker 2: you were closest at 101. No, it's 1,400.
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  Speaker 3: 1,400.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know 1,400 words. To the dictionary, and we're
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  Speaker 6: going to talk about some of them and more coming
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  Speaker 6: up next during JCS News.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a little break. We'll come back
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  Speaker 2: and get Deb's news and continue on with the Jim
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  Speaker 2: Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 12: What up guys support from duval duval you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Really pisses me off what's up me and the wife
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  Speaker 1: went to publics on monday we spent 168 dollars and 85.
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  Speaker 4: Cents damn near 170 dollars and when we.
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  Speaker 2: Got home I carried every bag in the house in
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: one trip. I carried $ 170 worth of groceries in one trip, man.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: That pissed me off so bad. Oh, God, it's getting worse.
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: I filled up at 2.30 today, so just a little
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: bit ago. Satellite Beach, 25 gallons. Diesel, with a dollar
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: off per gallon, $ 133. $ 133.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: That would have been $ 180.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: All right. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: already at 104.1. Thanks for tuning in. We appreciate it, guys.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Hope you're having a good day. There is a bit
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: of a reprieve from the brutal hot weather out there
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: right now. Soak all that up you can. I'm Jim.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Jack and Ross are right over there. And Deb has
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: your news.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Wow, has this guy got.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: To put his name on everything?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: It's in my contract, dude.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: And as always, JCS News is brought to you by
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: that mortgage guy, Don. Floridians receive an average of 130
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: robocalls per person a month.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Really? Many of them are fake law enforcement, IRS, or
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: lottery scams.
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: It's a scary thing, you know, when somebody is calling
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: and they sound official, sounds like a real deputy or officer,
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: it can be intimidating. I have family members that have
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: fallen for some of these things.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: So Attorney General James Uthmeyer says he's going to propose
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: legislation next session to make these types of crimes a
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: heightened felony rather than a misdemeanor. He also wants the
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: state to fund a public awareness campaign. His advice is
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: to hang up immediately. And don't pay because none of
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: these official entities will ever call you directly.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: And as soon as you hear the words gift card,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: that's definitely a sign to hang up. Look, man, I
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: don't know about you guys. If I do not recognize
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: the number or I don't have a name attached to it,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I just don't pick it up ever. Like, I think
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I have so many voicemails that's just from 1-800 or 1-888.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I don't even care what it is. Everything I need
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: to have come in lists. I have an idea who
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: it is. Well, I think this is.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: Really mainly a concern for maybe that older generation that
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: feels a great sense of responsibility to pick up that
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: phone call and answer those questions.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They just got my mom. Did they really?
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Just got my mom. And it also gives me like
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: an idea of just I'm done thinking that something is
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: going to be done.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: The only thing that can be done is if you
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: are proactively on top of it because officials have shown
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: us their cards. They can't figure it out.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And it's like playing whack-a-mole, right? Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: All right, well, we talked about this before we took
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: a break, but gas prices are spiking again in Florida.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: AAA says the statewide average for regular unleaded is now
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: $ 4. 30 a gallon. That's up 10 cents from yesterday, 15
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: cents higher than a week ago. Drivers are also paying
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: $ 1. 10 more than they were a year ago. Diesel has
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: reached another record high in Florida, averaging $ 6.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: 35 a gallon.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: After rising another two cents overnight. And to that end,
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: if you're planning to travel this holiday season, AAA says
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: book your trip now, especially if you're flying.
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: With oil prices increasing, that raises the cost of producing gasoline, diesel,
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: and jet fuel. So airfares have the potential to increase
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: in the coming weeks and months. So if you're planning
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: on catching a holiday flight, now might be the best
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: time to book.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, AAA's Mark Jenkins says nearly half of Floridians surveyed
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: delayed booking a trip and later paid more, right?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Thinking, well, I'll just wait and see if prices come down.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: And instead, prices went up. Jet fuel prices have nearly
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: doubled since the spring and are expected to continue to climb.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Per the survey, 26% of Floridians begin planning holiday trips
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: during September and October.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: And if you are going to be flying, Tampa International
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Airport is the top-ranked large airport in North America, helping
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Florida score well in J.D. Power's 2026 Airport Satisfaction Study.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Miami International ranked seventh among mega airports, while... Orlando International
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: placed 10th. And Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International finished 13th.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: That's wild. I've never flown out of Tampa. Don't know
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: anything about it. Yeah, same here.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Southwest Florida International in Fort Myers ranked 9th among large airports.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: You ever fly out of there, Ross?
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: No.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: No? I would have thought.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: No.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Well, you're in Naples. Yeah, Fort Myers, Naples. It's not
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: that far away, though, right? Not far, but. Yeah, far enough.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Worlds away.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: And Palm Beach International was sixth among medium-sized airports. Jacksonville International,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: here you go, Duval, also earned a top-ten finish, tying
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: for ninth in the medium airport category.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Duval. Duval.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Back to talking about holidays. Next Fourth of July may
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: seem very different in Seminole County. That's because the Altamont
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Springs City Commission voted yesterday to cancel Red Hot and
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Boom after 29 years due to rising costs. Next year's event, again,
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: would have been the 30th, but the city manager says
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: it just got too big, too expensive to maintain, said
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: it cost nearly $ 950, 000.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Closer to a million dollars to put on. That's funny.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: We ran it for 27 years, and it was perfectly fine. Yeah, exactly.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: They turn it over to another radio group, and it
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: goes to hell in three years. That's a true story,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: by the way. That's exactly true. We ran that thing.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I did the research today. We've run it since 96, right?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I think we ran it for 27 years, and we
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: turned it over. Well, and then another group comes in
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and it's gone in two years, three years.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I worked with the guy who came up with the name.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Wait, it's like done.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: It's done. It's done. It's done. No more. But they
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: saved the library.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: They did save the library. And again, these, these are
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: just some of the things you're going to be seeing
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: once amendment three passes.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: The National Hurricane Center is watching an area of showers
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: and thunderstorms about 350 miles east of Bermuda. The system,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: known as AL-98, has become a little better organized. Forecasters
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: giving it about a 40 percent chance of developing into
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: a tropical depression over the next couple of days. If
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: it strengthens into a tropical storm, it would be called Faye.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: For now, there is no threat to Florida, but... A
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Florida soaker is in store with rounds of rain expected
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: to keep blanketing our area through the weekend.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 20:39
  Speaker 13: That mid to upper level disturbance is pretty much going
• 20:41
  Speaker 13: to slowly come in from the Atlantic, cross over the peninsula,
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: and then move into the Gulf. So it's going to
• 20:47
  Speaker 13: take its time doing that. So as it does that,
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: moisture is going to continue to increase across the region.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: And, of course, that also means National Weather Service Senior
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: Meteorologist Chuck Carricoza says that means localized flooding is also possible.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: You know who loves all that rain? Who's that? Mosquitoes.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: And cases of dengue and chikungunya fever, along with West
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Nile virus, are on the rise in Florida. And again,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: this is something that we've talked about before.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: Dr.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Cheryl Holder, what? It's just a menage a blah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: Chicken.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: That is. Chicken gunya is delicious. Chicken gunya. Yeah, chicken
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: gunya fever. It's delicious. But like we've talked about before, Dr.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Cheryl Holder says the majority of them come from abroad,
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: but not all of them.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Because it's spread from one mosquito and more people have
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: the infection, you're going to transmit it locally.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: So many people don't experience severe symptoms and have no
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: idea they're part of the problem, right? Think of typhoid Mary,
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: you know, have this deadly disease, but you're asymptomatic, so
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: you don't know. Dengue usually starts with a high fever
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: four to ten days after a bite, then followed by
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: a skin rash. The state leads the nation in dengue cases,
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: not chikungunya.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Okay. Or West Nile.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: This is just dengue cases with 270 reported cases.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Okay. They just keep going up and up and up.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It's great. Nothing to see here. No, no. Everything's fine.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: An Orange County official is joining the fight to stop
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: a toll road. The Central Florida Expressway Authority met yesterday
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: to discuss building a road through a part of Split
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Oak Forest. A group called Save Split Oak rallied outside
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: the meeting and County Commissioner Kelly Martinez Semrod joined them.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: She criticized how the meeting was conducted and called it
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: total baloney. A CFX spokesman, though, tells News 6 the
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: project would alleviate traffic and truly would be a win-win.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: And when an old person says something is total baloney,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: you better take them seriously. They meant that S. Yes,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: they did. They meant it. I don't want to curse,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: but I'll say malarkey. All right.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Students in Florida will have to deal with new guidelines
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: for artificial intelligence. The Florida Board of Education approved new
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: guidelines yesterday for K-12 students and those in public colleges.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Florida Education Commissioner Henry Mack says AI is already in
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: the classroom but must be regulated.
• 23:08
  Speaker 14: The proposed rules give schools and colleges a clear framework.
• 23:12
  Speaker 14: They empower parents, they empower faculty, they empower students, they
• 23:16
  Speaker 14: protect academic integrity, student information, privacy, and the primacy of learning.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: The guidelines say students between pre-K and 12th grade can
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: only use AI under adult supervision. Also, parents must opt
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: in before an AI tool is used for instructional use.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Can't use AI for a graded project or a graded classroom.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You have to use your own mind
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: for that. Good luck catching them. Yeah, no doubt.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Although I know they're watermarking it or there's programs, I guess,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: that professors and teachers are using to weed out the AI.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's on the heel of that– well, that–
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was about a year and a
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: half ago that one professor said when he got– he
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: got all of his papers in. He went through and
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: graded them and all but two.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: He knew for a fact that they used AI to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: write the entire thing.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so– All right. You know, there's a special place
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: in hell for a lot of people.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a spot's going to be reserved
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: for this next person. Okay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Boca Raton resident Jennifer Percival has pleaded guilty in New
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: York federal court to defrauding a Jeffrey Epstein victim's compensation fund.
• 24:24
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Prosecutors state, first of all, an autism scholar at Florida
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Atlantic University.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, her job makes this even
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: more crazy. Oh, so bad. She ran the department for
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: the Florida Atlantic University for autism. And then she did
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: this and then lied to federal investigators twice about it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: She altered a rejection letter to illicitly score a $ 750, 000 payout.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: From JPMorgan Chase. The first one, the red for this,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: she applied the first time and they rejected her. They're like, no.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: She came back like a year later and did the
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: same thing for even more money and they approved it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: How does that happen? It's wild, man. And then they
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: got her pinched. She's done. Because a lot of this
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: whole living our life thing is just a numbers game. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, you said no? I'll try again. And she apologized
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: and said she did not know why she did it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: She wanted the affluence or something like that. I mean,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: it was kind of wild. the excuse she gave for it,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: considering her education and what she's done. And she's been
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: in that job for a long time.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, it should have been more
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: believable if she said, hey, what can I say? Student
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: loans are due, man.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable, man. I was like, why would you piss your
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: job away for that? And you wound up, she actually,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: when she came to court, she brought a $ 760, 000 restitution
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: check with her to give to them. Well, as she
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: was getting sentenced or Or as they were going through
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: the court procedures. But all of the schooling, all the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: education she had to go through to be a scholar
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: at that level. It's just like you said, talk about
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: peeing away your life. So she didn't spend the money?
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: No.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: So it's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: 49 of America's richest people now call Florida home.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: We have the tax set up for these guys.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: It's just like what Scott Maxwell wrote about a couple
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: of weeks ago, right? They move here, but they don't
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: bring their businesses here. They just end up making housing
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: more expensive for everybody else because you've got billionaires.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: That's why those professional athletes live here, man.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Jeff Bezos, Ken Griffin, and Stephen Ross lead the pack,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: reshaping Miami's skyline and real estate market. Even President Trump
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: makes the list at $ 7 billion. Meanwhile, Meta CEO Mark
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Zuckerberg just bought a mansion on exclusive Indian Creek Island,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: though Forbes doesn't label him a Floridian just yet.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Well, we shouldn't also, you know, call him an Earthling either.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I totally agree. Not from Florida, dude. He's not from Earth.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: That one in Teal, Peter Teal, that is... Yeah, yeah, dude.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: He's weird. Yeah, yeah. To color Mark Zuckerberg, you have
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: to get the mayo crayon. Is that Duke or Hellman's?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Get the mayo crayon. He's got the same eyes, by
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: the way, as Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 15: Dead.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you just grab that little part of
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: their face and compare it, very similar. Yeah, you see
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: clips from the new movie, Jeremy Strong is playing him. Oh, no. Oh,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: it's going to be interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: few clips. Zuckerberg. Oh. Yeah, it's about the whistleblower. Oh, okay. Yeah, no.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I've got a little information about the musk when it's
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: kind of interesting.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Well, those who have the money or maybe just the
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: love may want to check out the Daytona Beach Boat Show.
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah?
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's tomorrow through Sunday at the Ocean Center. The
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: event will feature over 70 manufacturers and brands. Activities include
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: a fishing pond for children. sailor stilt walkers, a pirate character,
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: and more. Details are online at DaytonaBoatShow.com. And you know
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: where gas is really inexpensive?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: At the dock. I probably shouldn't have included that story,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: considering gas prices. I didn't even think about that. You
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: think rolling up to get gas is one thing. Why
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: don't you float up to get gas? That experience is like, dog... Yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. You know, airport, you think airport
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: gas is expensive. Hold my beer. Hold my gas can. Exactly.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Do you think there's a dock next to an airport? Oh, no, God.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: All right. And then finally, oh, don't worry, guys. Looks
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: maxing is now in the dictionary.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it really?
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: Merriam-Webster is adding 1,400 new words to its dictionary, including
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: words stemming from social media like looks maxing.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Parasocial and Rickroll.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Rickroll should have been in there a minute ago, dude.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: They've been Rickrolling fools for a while now. How is
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Parasocial not already in there?
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like Marion Dictionaries anymore, then. This makes me angry.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I'll text her. Dear Marion. We should vote on this more.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: It looks maxine. That's a trend. The Internet is literally
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: changing our culture. I mean, I know it has, but
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: it just continues to just change and morph our culture
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: into Through our language, the way we communicate. Everything. It's
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: so crazy.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: So in the food category, the dictionary now includes cake pop.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. And chili crisp. Okay.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Other modern terms now have official definitions like cuffing season.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. Do you know cuffing season? Yeah, you get together
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: with somebody during a holiday so you don't have to
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: go through it alone. Yeah, exactly. Crash out.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And the Sunday scaries. I don't know what the Sunday
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Scaries is. I know what a crash out is. Sunday Scaries.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Deb has the Sunday Scaries. You and I don't. We've
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: already established this.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: That's the Sunday afternoon anxiety of, oh, the weekend's over.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I have to go to work tomorrow. Yeah, I don't
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: have that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Boo hoo.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I don't have that one. But one of my favorite
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: things in the world online is, it's so funny, I'm
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: bitching about culture, and you go online, crash out dads.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to that Instagram thing?
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: No.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It's just dads doing stuff around the house.
• 30:12
  Speaker 14: Oh, yes.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And it's not going well. It's the best. It's the best.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I love those. That guy hanging on a ceiling fan
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: is me, for the record. I make up curse words
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: when I do stuff like that. That I believe. And
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: that concludes your JCS News. All right. Pretty good. 407-916-1041.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Extended version.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Remix!
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I was just kind of a little scatty there.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Back in a second with the football forecast.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: The Sunday scaries are after you tie one on on Saturday,
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: you wake up Sunday and you go, oh, what the
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: hell did I do last night?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Who do I have to.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Call and apologize to? Where's my debit card? How did
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I get home? Those are the Sunday scaries. Not thinking
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Monday's coming. It's what the hell did I do last night?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Somebody said Sunday scaries is if you're a Dolphins fan.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already at 104.1.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Jack.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yep. And Ross as well.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Let's do the football forecast.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: It's time for the Football Forecast on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: That's right, the Football Forecast. This is where we, as
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: members of the show, will choose the winners of a
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: couple teams. We'll kind of start this, and of course,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: we'll come back next Tuesday for the follow-up to find
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: the winner. And Jim, since not everyone was here earlier
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: this week, I think we kind of need to recap
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: where we are after week one. However... First, I'd like
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Ross to share with you what his second topic last
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: night on Good Sauce was. He had the guys from
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Forward Slash Distillery in, but he also had a follow-up topic. Ross,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: would you care to share the topic that was connected
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: to NFL? It's a really sad day. It's just a
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: sad season for me going into this. How's that, buddy?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: This is the first week one of NFL season. season
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: that I didn't watch a single snap. Not one snap.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Not just not one snap. Not a highlight reel. Not
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: a frame. I saw three clips on social media, and
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: two of them was the same pass from Trevor Lawrence.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Got it, okay. Which, by the way, was pornographic. And
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: if you know that pass, you know what I'm talking about.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: And yet you still managed to... And that's what he
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: doesn't even know right now, letting you know that yes,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: for the week on the Jim Colbert Show... Ross had
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: the most wins, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: do like it. I like gambling. You came from behind, buddy,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: because I had you going in the last couple games.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: And then you got him on points. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Got me on points. It's for all that research he did. Now,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: there is research. Like, I do research the picks, a.k.a.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I just look at the odds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: there's always a handful of weeks, a handful of games
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: every NFL weekend that you just go like, oh, that's
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: a blowout. And then you look at the odds and
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: you go, that doesn't say it's supposed to be a blowout. Right,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: you look at it as two and a half. And
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: then there's actually, like, maybe an injury or they're out
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: of form. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at the odds.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: That's the best way. So I do a little of
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: that as well, but I also have a gut feeling.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: You guys sometimes just look at the matchup and go, man,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I know it feels like this should go this way,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: but it just seems like it could go the other way. Jim,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: how do you think I got to be in last place?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly the approach I'm going to continue this week.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I think this could be worse for me this week
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: because I'm taking some swings this week. Well, I've got
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: to tell you, one of them was this Saints-Ravens game
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: for me because the Saints actually looked really good last week.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You're smoking something, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't go there.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't take it. I'm just saying. I got that
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: feeling when I looked at it. So, Ross thinks he's
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: all great and stuff. Doesn't even watch the games. Just remember,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: past performances is not indicative of future results. It's anyone's game.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And, Deb, you did well. You finished in third place
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: last week. Now it's a new week and a new
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: chance for all of us. Remember, as listeners can predict
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: on Tuesday when we do the follow-up, predict which one
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: of us did best over the weekend, and you're going
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: to win a prize. That'll happen on Tuesday. You got it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: All right, let's just start with the game tonight because
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: it looks like it could be a good one. Bills
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: and the Lions. I don't know if the Lions were
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: what they were last year because the Bills are an
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: overwhelming favorite. Well, Bills started out great last week. Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: but I mean... And then they let the Saints back
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: into it yeah i was gonna say they had to
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: play hard to beat the saints that's what kind of
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: makes me think the saints may be a little bit
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: better than people think they are um what week one
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: a lot of great teams on the road which means
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: week two a lot of great teams at home give
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: you a heads up i've got a lot of home
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: teams winning the same year buddy and i do like
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the bills opening their new stadium tonight as well yeah
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: give that 100 i have the bills as well you
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: deb oh yeah What about that Bengals-Texas? No, I'm going Bills,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: but I love the Lions so much. I'm like a faux,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: fake Lions fan. I love Dan Campbell. I love Amon St.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Brown.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: They're just such a fun. And we were all alive
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: when they didn't win a game in a season. I
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: didn't forget. All right, let's move on to Deb's team.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: The Packers, they play the Jets, but they're in New York.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Or Jersey or wherever they play. The Jets play in
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: East Rutherford, New Jersey at MetLife Stadium. Yeah, yeah. The
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: site of Macklemore's last concert with Ed Sheeran. The Packers
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: are 0-1. The Jets are 1-0. I am still taking
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: the Packers. I still have no faith in the Jets.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: What say ye? Go Pack Go. Go Pack Go. No, Pac, no.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I think they're going to win. What? I think the
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Packers are going to win. But you've got to grab
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: one of those little wobbly bets. I will not be
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: surprised if the Jets actually have a little shocker here.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: That's your wobbly bet? That's my big wobbly. I'm reaching
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: hard for the Jets, but I think the Jets, man.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Geno Smith. The Jets, they're just due, right? That's what
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: they always say. They suck. They're the worst franchise in
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: the league. Yeah, they're terrible. But I got the Jets.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Raiders at the Chargers. Chargers off to a slow start, 0-1.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Raiders are 1-0. This is another one of those games
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: we were playing in L.A. What say you, Ross?
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I've got no smart money is on the Raiders on
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: this game. Let me just say that. Go ahead, Ross. Yeah, no,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have the Raiders. I've got the Chargers. Go Chargers, go.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Chargers on their heels, coming home. Madison Beer. And again,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: they shouldn't have lost. Justin Herbert, Young Love. I was
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: kind of feeling like the Raiders are going to be
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: a surprise. There you go. Take it, man. I love that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take the Chargers. I want to point
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: out just something for our Brown fan listeners. We've got
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: to be careful there. Yeah. Browns. Cleveland. Browns. We're jumping
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: games here.
• 37:10
  Speaker 14: I'm sorry.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: We haven't finished this game yet. Oh, God. Here it comes, Ross.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Get ready. This is just for the Browns. Yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 11: No.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: The autumn wind is a raider. I'm going Raiders. Are
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: you really? Yep. With the gut. There's one loss. I agree, too.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: There's two losses. It's just, if they win, I don't
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: want to not have them. Okay, gotcha. No worries there. Yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: the Cleveland Browns, that's like the worst odds I've ever
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: seen for an NFL team.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: They're minus the franchise.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't the Browns. There was another team with
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: their opponent is minus 1,000. Oh, stop. Is it really? Yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: there's a minus 1,000 matchup. Let's move to the Jaguars. Jaguars. Dude,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: it's the Dolphins. Dude, this is a really good game.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: This is the Jaguars at the Broncos in Denver. I
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: want to go with the Jags. So go with the Jags.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I'm taking the Jags 100%. Broncos did not look all
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: that good last week in my opinion. That's why I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: taking them. You're taking the Broncos? Yep, at home. Really? Redemption.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm taking the Broncos. Are you really? I'll
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: take the Jags in a second. I don't want to,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: but I'm a big fan of home openers for the season.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: This is the year of Trevor, dude. This guy went
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: ham on his first game back. I'm telling you, if
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: he stays healthy, this is the year that Trevor shows
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: everybody what he is. I think there were a few
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: teams that were embarrassed. I think the Broncos were embarrassed.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I think the Chargers were embarrassed. And I think the
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Rams were embarrassed. So I look for strong performances in
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Week 2 from all three. Even though I'm still not
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: taking the Chargers. It's the Raiders. I've got to take
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the Raiders. Browns and Bucks in Tampa. I'd be all
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: taking the Bucks there. Yeah, yeah. In the Cleveland Browns'
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: quest to draft Archie Manning?
• 39:04
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Which one did you pick there? It's the Bucs and
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: the Browns. Everybody's taking the Bucs. Okay. And then what
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: is your team again, Ross? I can never remember. He
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: doesn't have one. He gave up on football this year. Okay,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: very good. And I'm just a fan of the badge,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: but now I don't even know. Well, let's see what
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: would be the next best game. I mean, this Giants-Rams
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: game could be fun. I mean, the Giants looked pretty
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: good last week.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: They did.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: But again, you have the Rams that were embarrassed in Australia.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Everyone predicted them to go to the Super Bowl. You
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: think they're going to go 0-2 coming back? No, I
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: don't believe that, no. Playing at home?
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: That's why I have the Rams. Let's get one more
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: in before we get out of here. Who do you
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: like Steelers at New England? I have Steelers. I have
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: the Steelers. I got New England. New England's a favorite,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: but I'm going Steelers. You know why? Screw Robert Kraft.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Free Palestine. Screw you, Robert Kraft. Whoa, screw Robert Kraft.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: What are you, a spa? Uh-oh. What are you, a
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: massage therapist? 24-hour massage? Take your servers. Last one. Saints
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: at the Ravens. Is this an overwhelming Ravens for everybody? Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: That may be my wobble right there, buddy.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Because the Saints look good. I cannot believe. Props to you, dude.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Balls of steel if you do it. No, you want
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: my upset? I got Washington over the Cowboys at home.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Another team embarrassed on the road week one coming home. Interesting.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: But I'm thinking Washington. The good thing is you can
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: play along with us, and then next Tuesday we'll find
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: a winner for the football forecast and the football follow-up.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Stay a little break. Back with Chloe G in one sec. Jaguar. Now,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the definition of Jaguar in the dictionary is an article
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: of consumption that takes its owner from okay to dead
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: broke in 5.2 milliseconds. And they're terrible. Keep the rubber
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: side down, y'all. Thank you, brother. I wanted one one year.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I would never buy one of those things. And then
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I realized an oil change costs how much? It's ridiculous.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Everything costs how much? I don't even know who owns
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: it anymore. Ford owned it for a while.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. It's the same company that owns
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Land Rover, too. Another one. Who owns them? I want
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: to say, at one point, Jack says, right, it was Ford,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: but I think maybe like Stellantis or something. Now it's
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Chicken Gooden, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, welcome back
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already at 104.1. I
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: am Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: Jack.
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: And Ross. Believe in yourself. And Chloe G.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: If it's happening in Central Florida, it's on her radar,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: giving you a reason to get off the couch and
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: out of the house. It's time to find out what
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: there is to see with Chloe G from the Orlando Weekly.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Good night, Chloe G. Yay!
• 41:45
  Speaker 11: Yay!
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: What's up, kiddo? How you doing?
• 41:50
  Speaker 17: I'm doing pretty good. That intro always makes me so giddy.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I love that, right? Chloe G., courtesy of the Orlando Weekly.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: If you want to read her stuff, OrlandoWeekly.com, you can
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: find it there. She pops in on Thursdays, kind of
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: gives a little preview of things happening in this weekend.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, that way you can find something to do.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: A lot of these things are, some of them are free,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: some of them are cost efficient, and sometimes there's an
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: expensive one there. Oh, yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: What you got for us this week?
• 42:13
  Speaker 17: This week, I am starting us off with the Orlando
• 42:16
  Speaker 17: Mural Festival.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I saw that in the paper today. That's actually kind
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: of cool. It's very cool.
• 42:20
  Speaker 17: So that kicks off today all around downtown Orlando. So
• 42:24
  Speaker 17: it's the big arts festival that brings select muralists to
• 42:27
  Speaker 17: the city center every year to turn blank outdoor walls
• 42:31
  Speaker 17: into large scale art pieces. This year's muralists are local artists,
• 42:35
  Speaker 17: so Boy Kong, Christian Stanley, Andrew Spear, these may be
• 42:39
  Speaker 17: names that you kind of recognize from around town. Some
• 42:41
  Speaker 17: of them do have murals already up. Things kick off today,
• 42:45
  Speaker 17: like I said, with an opening reception from 6 to
• 42:48
  Speaker 17: 9 p.m. at City Arts with the second floor of
• 42:51
  Speaker 17: the gallery filled with artworks by past muralists. And then
• 42:54
  Speaker 17: on Saturday, everything continues with a massive street party. So
• 42:58
  Speaker 17: this is where you can see the artists painting large
• 43:00
  Speaker 17: scale canvases live. You can shop through a bunch of
• 43:04
  Speaker 17: art vendors. There will be lots of food trucks and
• 43:06
  Speaker 17: live DJs soundtracking the whole thing. And the street party
• 43:10
  Speaker 17: kicks off at 2 p.m. And then it kind of
• 43:12
  Speaker 17: just goes all day, right? Right outside of City Arts
• 43:15
  Speaker 17: in downtown.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you something cool, man. You know,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: this happened in Sanford. And I remember my wife and
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I were downtown Sanford for some event, dinner or whatever.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: And there was a woman working on one of these
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: in an alleyway. And I think everybody's probably seen the
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: mural in Sanford in the alleyway. Oh, I love it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: It's absolutely stunning. We were there when she was, like,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: literally just starting. She had the bottom left corner kind
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: of done. And the cool thing with this, and I
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: think a cool thing to do is go and watch
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: them begin it, right, and then watch the finished product,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: and it blows your mind. And that's why I hate it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch the artist's work because it's
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: like a magic trick.
• 43:50
  Speaker 17: It's really mesmerizing to watch you. They lock you in
• 43:53
  Speaker 17: pretty heavily.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: How'd they do that? Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. Jack gets pissed.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: It's fake.
• 43:58
  Speaker 17: They're faking it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: It's not real. There's no perspective. Like, you can't step
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: away from it. Like, you can't back up because it's
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: a damn wall. So you'd be doing that every 30 seconds.
• 44:07
  Speaker 17: Yeah, that's another thing. It's really crazy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I think the picture's there and it's the white they're
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: just removing. What else you got?
• 44:14
  Speaker 17: Yeah, so, and that is free to attend also.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 44:18
  Speaker 17: So the Commission Beer Chamber throws a big anniversary block
• 44:22
  Speaker 17: party this weekend as well. The neighborhood bar is celebrating
• 44:25
  Speaker 17: six years in business on Curry Ford Road. If you
• 44:28
  Speaker 17: aren't familiar with Commission Beer Chamber, they call themselves a
• 44:31
  Speaker 17: throwback craft beer joint. And their big thing is being
• 44:35
  Speaker 17: themed around old school New York City hip hop. So
• 44:38
  Speaker 17: the anniversary.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy. Oh, my God. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: If I go into a brewery and they're playing Airbnb
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: rock him. Oh, forget it. The next time I go,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I'm bringing a cot. She's not kidding.
• 44:51
  Speaker 15: Oh, wow.
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 44:52
  Speaker 17: So the anniversary party is going to be a reflection
• 44:57
  Speaker 17: of that theme with lots of local hip hop artists attending.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: That's so cool. Nice.
• 45:03
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah. So some local performers are DJ Spreak. Throwback Champ,
• 45:08
  Speaker 17: DJ Mob, and lots more. They're saying it will be
• 45:12
  Speaker 17: a day of live art, food, vendors, and, of course,
• 45:15
  Speaker 17: lots of music. It starts at 2 p.m., and it's
• 45:19
  Speaker 17: free to attend also.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Wow, man.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: That's very cool.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 17: And then the Commission Beer Chamber is also doing another
• 45:27
  Speaker 17: event this weekend-ish. So it's on Monday night, Tuesday. They
• 45:33
  Speaker 17: are hosting Wu-Tang member Cappadonna ahead of the group's Kia
• 45:39
  Speaker 17: Center show, which is on Tuesday. So that is going
• 45:42
  Speaker 17: to be an exclusive meet and greet where you can
• 45:44
  Speaker 17: kind of just go and get some face time with
• 45:47
  Speaker 17: the hip hop.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Go get your Wu-Tang in.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Get your Wu on. Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 17: Tickets for that, and these are separate events, but tickets
• 45:55
  Speaker 17: for the Wu-Tang meet and greet are $ 40. And then
• 45:59
  Speaker 17: the Wu-Tang show is at the Kina Center on Tuesday.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: You just got a really nice compliment. Somebody said, man,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I love Chloe's segment. Her voice tickles my brain. I
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 46:11
  Speaker 17: Thank you so much. The word tickle almost shocked me
• 46:14
  Speaker 17: for a second.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: No, we're not asking you to do anything. I heard.
• 46:18
  Speaker 17: I don't know what I heard for a second.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You're fine.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 46:21
  Speaker 17: I'm so flattered.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just, wow. How to unnerve a journalist. I'm tickled.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people texting about the Commission Beer Chamber.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Big fans. Oh, awesome. Yeah, that's cool.
• 46:32
  Speaker 17: I myself have never been, but it seems like such
• 46:34
  Speaker 17: a cool place.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Never even heard of it. Yeah. Ross, have you heard
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: of this place? No. Wow, that's crazy. We're all going.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: We're all going. I'll get us around.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: We're in.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I like beer. I like chambers. Chambers. Wu-Tang.
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You know, 36 Chambers. It all makes sense. It's never ending.
• 46:49
  Speaker 17: The Amber Brook Farms opens for its fall festival this weekend.
• 46:54
  Speaker 17: This is the farm's sixth annual festival. So this farm
• 46:58
  Speaker 17: is a bit north.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: It's in Eustis.
• 46:59
  Speaker 17: It's about an hour-ish drive from Orlando, but this is
• 47:02
  Speaker 17: definitely one of the biggest fall festival locations in the area.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, it's really easy to get to.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Depending on where you are, the big roads get you
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: out there pretty quick, believe it or not. You can
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: take the 429 and get out there. And this is loot.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you straight up. If you, if you
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: have a family of kids and you like to see
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: your kids just get burned out quick, like take it
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: to this thing, man, there is so much to do. Uh,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and it's so much fun. That's why it's always very, very, very,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: very popular. Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 17: It's always packed, especially on the weekend. Um, it's a
• 47:31
  Speaker 17: 10 week event. So it goes on through this or
• 47:35
  Speaker 17: from the Saturday through the end of November. Uh, the, uh,
• 47:39
  Speaker 17: $ 20 admission per person gets entry to all of the
• 47:43
  Speaker 17: farm's attractions. So there is a pumpkin patch, which it
• 47:46
  Speaker 17: may be a bit early for that, but we'll keep
• 47:49
  Speaker 17: it in mind. There's an exotic animal and farm animal
• 47:54
  Speaker 17: petting zoo. There are tractor rides, flower fields, corn maze,
• 47:58
  Speaker 17: fall themed photo ops, and live music and happy hours
• 48:01
  Speaker 17: on the weekend. And then, Like I said, tickets start
• 48:05
  Speaker 17: at $ 20 per person, but you can save a little
• 48:07
  Speaker 17: bit if you grab tickets online beforehand and then kids
• 48:10
  Speaker 17: to and under are free.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: It's automatic for the record out there. It's automatic. Have
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: you ever done the corn maze? Yeah, I've done it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Corn maze, not that one. I did a corn maze
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: somewhere else. I never have. I always wanted to do it.
• 48:21
  Speaker 17: I'd be lost.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I'd be cooked.
• 48:23
  Speaker 17: You would never see me again.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: You think it's easy. You think, oh, these guys will
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: just make it easy. But there's three people still there.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like 92.
• 48:29
  Speaker 17: Yeah, and then there's little kids running around and you
• 48:32
  Speaker 17: get disoriented.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You don't know where you are.
• 48:34
  Speaker 17: You're trying to follow the smell of the apple cider donuts.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It's too hard. But straight up, though, we don't get
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: that fall boom of weather to kind of put us
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: in the mood. What do you mean? It's 89.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: But it's events like this that really do make it
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: feel like fall in this part of the world. It
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: really does. They're so much fun. What's the name of
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: the farm again? Amberbrook. Amberbrook.
• 48:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah, they really, really go all out.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 17: They also do a lot of Christmas events during the
• 49:00
  Speaker 17: year as well. Yeah, and it's huge. It's a huge farm.
• 49:03
  Speaker 17: Also this weekend, the Global Peace Film Festival is going
• 49:07
  Speaker 17: to be wrapping up. So this is an annual film
• 49:10
  Speaker 17: festival event. held here in Orlando that aims to promote
• 49:13
  Speaker 17: connection with thought-provoking shorts, documentaries, and feature films. It runs
• 49:18
  Speaker 17: through Saturday with lots of films playing at all different
• 49:21
  Speaker 17: times at both the bush auditorium at rollins college and
• 49:25
  Speaker 17: the regal winter park village theater some of the films
• 49:28
  Speaker 17: include surviving pulse which is a documentary about the pulse
• 49:32
  Speaker 17: nightclub The Extraordinary Caterpillar, which follows scientists studying some of
• 49:37
  Speaker 17: the smallest parts of nature. There's Fork in the Road,
• 49:41
  Speaker 17: which was produced by Nick Offerman and follows small-scale farmers
• 49:46
  Speaker 17: kind of just working across the country.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 49:48
  Speaker 17: And lots and lots more. All different ticket prices.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 49:51
  Speaker 17: All different times.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 49:52
  Speaker 17: So there's a lot to see, definitely, for this film festival.
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 49:57
  Speaker 17: And then finally, my last event that I have for
• 49:59
  Speaker 17: you is the Headdress Gala. So this takes place on
• 50:03
  Speaker 17: Saturday night. This is a huge, big, big, big show.
• 50:07
  Speaker 17: It's part art show, part live performance, and part fundraiser.
• 50:12
  Speaker 17: It's hosted at the Hilton Orlando. It's a big fashion
• 50:16
  Speaker 17: show that focuses on wild headwear pieces, but there's also
• 50:20
  Speaker 17: drag performances, there's acrobatics, and more live entertainment shows.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: What's the full name of this thing?
• 50:25
  Speaker 17: The Headdress Gala.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. They used to be the same thing that,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: back in the day, the headdress ball?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 50:31
  Speaker 13: They rebranded.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It morphed into that?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: This thing, I think, Jack, you can help me out here.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, for years, this was one of the If
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: you talk about Orlando Society stuff throughout the year, isn't
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: this one of the big events for them? It is
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: a premier event. I got to go one year, and Maxwell,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I think, has gone many times. Yeah, it feels like
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise should be there. Yeah, it's very fancy.
• 50:54
  Speaker 17: It's very nice. The whole event benefits HIV prevention through
• 50:59
  Speaker 17: the Florida nonprofit organization Hope and Help. This year's event
• 51:02
  Speaker 17: also features an appearance from the Motown star Thelma Houston.
• 51:07
  Speaker 17: She will be performing as the headliner, so that's a
• 51:09
  Speaker 17: big thing to look forward to. And the event itself
• 51:13
  Speaker 17: takes place at 6 p.m. on Saturday at the Hilton
• 51:16
  Speaker 17: Orlando on Destination Parkway. Tickets start at $ 350. Yeah, it's expensive.
• 51:21
  Speaker 17: It's expensive, but that gets you entry to all the shows,
• 51:24
  Speaker 17: a dinner, the evening program, and an after party. So
• 51:28
  Speaker 17: it's really kind of like a whole evening situation.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: And let me tell you, it's $ 300 to schmooze next
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: to some of the most powerful people in Orlando because
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: that's what goes with this thing.
• 51:35
  Speaker 17: Yeah, and you get a little fashion show.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, it was the movers and shakers
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: and the people who built the city that were into
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: that thing. My wife is going. Is she really? Yeah,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: she was invited. Oh, really? Who's taking her?
• 51:46
  Speaker 17: Movers and Shakers?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Maxine. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, all right.
• 51:52
  Speaker 17: What, you're upset you didn't get an invite?
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I thought Jack would be going.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: No, I think I'm going to the movies instead. Oh,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: you're really?
• 51:59
  Speaker 17: All right. Well, that's what I have for you this weekend.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it very much. Thank you. By the way,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: if you want to ever see what Chloe has to write,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: go to OrlandoWeekly.com. What are you getting out there right
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: now other than the stuff that you do for us?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Are you working on a big story, a big breaking story?
• 52:14
  Speaker 17: Oh, just today we just learned that there were 342,000
• 52:19
  Speaker 17: gallons of sewage water that leaked by SeaWorld.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: No!
• 52:24
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah. It happened last week. It's already resolved. The
• 52:27
  Speaker 17: pipes that burst are already repaired, but... That's what I
• 52:29
  Speaker 17: was working on today.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, really? Where did that water go? Just out in
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: those woods out there?
• 52:33
  Speaker 17: They directed it into a nearby, I think, Shingle Creek
• 52:36
  Speaker 17: is what it's called. I think they directed it. But
• 52:38
  Speaker 17: they said it was nothing. No surface water was contaminated.
• 52:43
  Speaker 17: There wasn't any human interaction with it, but it was
• 52:45
  Speaker 17: pretty close to SeaWorld.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, really?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: So you're having a crappy day.
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: That was so funny.
• 52:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: All right. Always good seeing you, man. Thanks. You too.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: 407-916-1041.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Text 77031. Back in a sec with more of the
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show. Stay put. You were talking about gas
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: prices earlier. I just did $ 150 for 28 gallons in
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: my F-150. But I'm not upset because I'm going home
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: to wash my clothes. And Tyler Candle Company Diva, the
• 53:16
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• 53:18
  Speaker 2: have a great day. Thank you. Well, that means you
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: got plenty of money, sir.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Tata Motors owns Jaguar and Land Rover.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: They also own a tea company and 8 O'Clock Coffee.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: All right. Tata Motors.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Never heard of them. Man, it just pulled up to
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: the gas pump. While you guys were talking about gas,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: right as I got out of the truck, I felt
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: something in the back of my pants. Yeah, my wallet
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: was kicking. Trying to get away from the gas pump.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I've got to check my credit limit before I scan
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: my card. I saw a reel on Instagram a while ago.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Showed someone sitting in their car when the gas nozzle
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: pops through the window and demands the wallet.
• 54:04
  Speaker 10: Give me all your money.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: He's holding them up. That's great.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Real Radio 104.1.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. Jack.
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: And Sauce. It's true. Yeah, yeah. Glenn Clausman in the
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: wings for Colbert Court. And today's is a yummy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Today's Colbert Court asks a question I think a lot
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: of people probably ask themselves all the time in regards
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: to driving around and seeing certain things happen. I'm interested
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: to see how it kind of works out, but it's
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: a good case today, so we'll do that here in
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: just a few minutes. You know, we always like to
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: kind of showcase. Let's do this first. I want to
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: talk about that a little bit more in a minute.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Toy Hall of Fame.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: A stick.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Toy Hall of Fame. A stick's already in. Every year, yes,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: a stick is already in. Every year they do this,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: and I think every year we marvel that the toy
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: that we talk about isn't already in the Hall of Fame.
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: They always have a number of them. It's almost like
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: every year for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like the same argument, right? It really is.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: You're putting this toy in, and this toy isn't already in?
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. It says, let's see, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: They're finalists, okay, to get in. So the lineup also included. Okay,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: so here are the finalists that are going to go in.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it. Tickle Me Elmo doll.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: But again, it's kind of weird. That was huge. But
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: it was still 30 years ago, wasn't it? Wasn't Tickle
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Me Elmo in the middle of the 90s? Yeah, it was.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: My kids were young. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. So
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: 30 years it took Tickle Me Elmo to get into
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: the Toy Hall of Fame?
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Well, look how long it took for Silly Putty to
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: make it in. Look how long it took for a
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: stick to get in.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and a slinky. It took forever for the slinky.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Bingo is a finalist for the Toy Hall of Fame.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Bingo again. Been around for 100 years or something.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: That's a toy? Yeah. It's a game.
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: It's a toy.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: It's a game. Games are toys. Who owns it, though?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Games are not toys.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: God.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, my. Games are not toys. Who paid you to
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: come in today? Games? Mel's Air. Thanks to Mel's Air.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: It's his birthday today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Leon. Happy birthday.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Let's text everyone. Let's all text him right now. Thanks
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: for diverting attention, Leon. A game.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Is a toy. But not all toys are games. And
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: vice versa. Not all games are toys. Yes. But games
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: can be toys. Yes. But games are not toys. They aren't.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: You just said it yourself. I said they can be.
• 56:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: That's different than being. No, not all the time. Is
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: this the question of the day? Jack, are games toys?
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: In other words, is Monopoly a toy? Is Mousetrap a toy?
• 56:54
  Speaker 15: No.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: No.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Is Candyland a toy?
• 56:56
  Speaker 9: No.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: They're toys. Hold on, hold on. Do you play with it?
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: They're fun activities. Do you play with it? You do
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: play with it. Not the way that you do with
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: a toy. A toy has no rules. There you go.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Who says it doesn't have rules? The nature of a toy.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: What do you mean the nature of a toy? There's
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: no rules when it comes to a toy. There's no
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: rule of one. Here we go. What is a toy?
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: A toy is an item you can touch and hold.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Free play. Toys do not have strict rules or a
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: required goal. Examples. Dolls, action figures, toy cars, and building blocks. Rule-based.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: A game is an activity defined by a set of
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: rules and procedures. Games usually have an objective, a score,
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: or a winner.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I thought you needed the day off today. Examples are chess,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: card games, and today. There goes that question of the day.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you, DebraGPT.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, though, because... Oh, you do know. Yeah, no,
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: because it's not free play. Like, you don't build beds
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: out of the encyclopedia for your Barbies. Using washcloths as linen.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: And the other thing, real quick, the other thing that's
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: going to get in there are Care Bears are making
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: it in. All right. So your mother-in-law?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I call my mom-in-law, and it's awesome. The
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: toy Yahtzee is going in? Don't know if she likes it. Well,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: let's see what he did there. Yeah, wait a second.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: You guys going to let that one slide? The game
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Mahjong is going to go in to the toy hall
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: of fame. That's not a toy, though. I mean, according
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: to you guys, it's not a toy. Not a toy.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Is there a game hall of fame? Toys and games.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: There has to be a game hall of fame. It
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: just says National Toy Hall of Fame, Jack. It doesn't
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: say the word game in here anywhere. I went to
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: the museum. And again, to liken it to the Rock
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: and Roll Hall of Fame, Dolly Parton's in. Hip-hop groups
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: are in. So it's kind of a broad term. Okay.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: And I look at that not in the sense of like, oh,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: they're really needing to define what rock and roll is.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I look at it and be like, ooh, rock and
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: roll has had better decades. Yeah, they've had way better decades.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Let's see. The handheld electronic game Bop It is going
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: to make it in. Monster High dolls are going to
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: make it in. And the portable miniature worlds of Polly Pocket.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: What is a Polly Pocket? It's a little toy. It's
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: a little. miniature people. Okay. Like little figures. Okay, little
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: figurines or whatever. Yeah, like you open up the little
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: egg and there's a little house inside. Oh, okay. And
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: then Mousetrap and Sorry are both going to make it
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: in there as well. Did you ever play Mousetrap as
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: a kid, Ross? Like the game that had a little
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: thing that came down and trapped the mouse or whatever?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Always wanted to. The commercial was perfect for my little
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: child eyes being like, oh man, then you can trap
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: the mouse. I never played it. Yeah, yeah. But I
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: remember the commercial very specifically. Also, we played Sorry a
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: lot as kids. I don't know if you guys did.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: We played the hell out of Sorry as kids. I mean,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: it had the little... It looked like Hershey Kisses pieces
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: or whatever it was. Yes. That was the moving piece? So, Mousetrap, that's...
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: You had to put it together. Rube Goldberg. Is that it?
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Kind of like a Rube Goldberg thing, right?
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It goes through all these contraptions to drop this, to
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  Speaker 2: just drop this basket. We had one. I remember setting
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  Speaker 2: it up once. I never remember actually playing. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's one of those games. It's like, by the time
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  Speaker 2: you set it up, you're exhausted. We played it all
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  Speaker 2: the time. It was brilliant because when I was young,
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  Speaker 2: it had a lot of moving parts and mechanisms and
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  Speaker 2: I was a tinkerer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So it was fun for me to put the thing
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  Speaker 2: together and make it work a bunch of ways. Fun game.
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  Speaker 2: It was good. I was, uh, I'm a big Stratego
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: or Stratego. It's Stratego. It's not Stratego. I always forget.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: It's a gyro-euro thing for me every time. No, it's gyro.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: There's no gyro. It's gyro. But you think toys are games.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know what source I can trust. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Stratego was my jam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: quick little hack for people who know that board game.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: You just put your flag and bombs on the back row. Oh, really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so that way, the only way your opponent can really
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: win is by sending, like, a number seven who can
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: also defuse bombs. And that's the strategy, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In Stratego. Stratego, yeah, yeah, yeah. We played a lot
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: of Battleship as kids. Did you guys play Battleship? C2. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We played a lot of Clue.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Clue was good. Are you familiar with- Clue just took
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: a long time. The Generals. No, I don't know what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: The Generals is. So The Generals was like the next
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: level of Stratego, where it was basically the same principle-
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  Speaker 2: But you pick the piece, and then it was like
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: a little strip on the side, and it was electronic,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: meaning it had like a 9-volt battery in it. You
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: put your piece in, they put their piece in, and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: the higher piece would win. And so it was able
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: to win your battle without revealing what your piece was.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Because when you attack a piece in Stratigo, as Ross
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: likes to say, you have to reveal what reveal what
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: that piece is. The Generals was a game that it
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: was the same game, but you didn't have to reveal
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  Speaker 2: your pieces. Do you think if you walked up to
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  Speaker 2: a modern child, like a child that's maybe 8, 9,
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  Speaker 2: 10 years old, and you set a light bright down
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: in front of them that they wouldn't even know what
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  Speaker 2: the hell to do? No, they'll try to scroll it. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Not without instructions. Therefore, is it a game or is
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  Speaker 2: it a toy? That is a toy. That's a toy.
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  Speaker 2: Light bright is definitely a toy. Making things look like.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's one of my favorite things about doing.
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  Speaker 2: There's kind of some rules. You got to put the
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  Speaker 2: pieces in the hole. My favorite. Here's a little behind
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  Speaker 2: whenever one of us makes a definitive statement, there's usually
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: a pregnant pause, which is all of us going, how
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: do I feel about that? We all take a moment
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  Speaker 2: to gather our like.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is this an opportunity to attack or do I agree?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what a savage environment is to work in. Those
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: pregnant pauses, man. There's a whole story happening in those.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so as far as Jimmy is concerned, baseball is
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  Speaker 5: Figure that logic out.
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  Speaker 9: It is.
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  Speaker 18: So baseball is not a toy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's a game.
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  Speaker 18: A baseball can be a toy if, say, you were
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  Speaker 18: passing time by throwing a baseball up against, I don't know, say,
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  Speaker 2: Or just playing catch. It's a toy. I don't care
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
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• 1:05:29
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  Speaker 2: around the room trying to figure it out between the
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  Speaker 2: over to Glenn. The reason we do this is so
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  Speaker 2: heads up and some knowledge of how things work. Trying
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  Speaker 2: to help people. That's the whole point of it. Yeah, yeah, 100%
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  Speaker 2: trying to help people. Okay, so when we talked a
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: little bit today, you said that this is a very
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: interesting story because, and I will tell you, you didn't
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  Speaker 2: know if this was going to be a good story.
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  Speaker 2: I texted back immediately. I was like, no, this is
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: absolutely perfect because I bet a bunch of people asked
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  Speaker 2: themselves this very question. Okay. All right, you guys ready?
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  Speaker 4: Ready.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it. All right, here we go. Faticus? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I believe I was born present. All right, very good.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Shortly after midnight, deputies came upon a
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: driver who'd run off the road into a ditch. It
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: was obvious the driver was impaired. Slurred speech, losing his balance,
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  Speaker 2: and empty beer cans on the front floorboard. The driver
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: was a short drive from home, and the supervising deputy
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: decided not to arrest the driver and instead gave the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: driver a ticket for careless driving. Five minutes later, the
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  Speaker 2: driver crossed the center line and killed an oncoming driver.
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  Speaker 2: Can the family of the deceased recover compensation from the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: sheriff's department? And then after we figure that out, the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: second question. We'll do the first one first and then
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: see how it goes. Okay, so cop pulls up, car's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: on the side of the road, dude is wasted. He says, look,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: I'm only a couple miles from home. He says, okay,
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  Speaker 2: no problem. I'll just give you a ticket for driving,
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  Speaker 2: you know, for careless driving. And in that short ride home,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: crosses the center line, hits another car head on and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: kills the person in the other car.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible.
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  Speaker 8: This is an actual case. This is an actual case
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  Speaker 8: that went up to the Florida Appeals Court.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So the gentleman driving, no problems? He made it through it,
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  Speaker 2: no problem?
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  Speaker 8: Well, apparently he was still alive because he was part
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: of the case.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't know how bad injured he was.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. Don't know. OK, very good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it wasn't good. OK, so, I mean, to me,
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  Speaker 2: this seems relatively easy, right? I mean, think except I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: don't know where if limited immunity plays any role in
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: the actions of a police. And I think it does.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it does. Well, OK, so. Meaning you
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  Speaker 2: can't sue them for doing their job. But he didn't
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: do his job. And you sue them for not doing
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  Speaker 2: their job. But that's the thing. I took the immunity
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: thing kind of into consideration, but he didn't do his job.
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  Speaker 2: He gave the person a ticket that didn't really reflect
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  Speaker 2: what was the actual problem. The actual problem was he
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: was driving drunk, should have been arrested and taken to
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  Speaker 2: jail right then. Like, should have been arrested and taken
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  Speaker 2: to jail right then. If you're so drunk that you
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  Speaker 2: can't make it home for two miles without crossing the
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  Speaker 2: road and the cop can't see that or does see
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  Speaker 2: it and ignores it. Well, he didn't know that. That's
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  Speaker 2: after the fact. Yeah, but he had beer cans on
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: the front floorboard, buddy. No, he knew. He crashed the car.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: He ran off the road. So obviously he knew he
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: couldn't handle the vehicle. yet allowed him to drive another
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  Speaker 2: two miles, and unfortunately, tragedy occurred. Question for the court,
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  Speaker 2: is it the police officer's job to enforce the law,
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  Speaker 2: or is it the police officer's job to choose when
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  Speaker 2: to enforce the law? That is an honest-to-God question. It's
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: the police officer's job to enforce the law, sure. Or
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: is it when to choose when to enforce the law?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: That's a judge's job, isn't it? Well, no. A police
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  Speaker 2: officer has discretion every time he's there. That's true. That's
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: a great question. But it says he's obviously drunk. The
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: fellow is obviously drunk, yeah. So the officer can choose
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  Speaker 2: at that point whether or not he decides to arrest
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  Speaker 2: this person for DUI? Go ahead.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So he can choose not to. However, allowing him to
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  Speaker 2: drive away, I think, is the problem. You know, it's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: not the fact that he didn't charge him with DUI.
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  Speaker 2: It's that he allowed him to continue to drive. Can
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: the family of the deceased recover compensation from the sheriff's department?
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  Speaker 8: That's the question.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say the unfortunate hard one-word answer and
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  Speaker 2: say no. Okay, we know for a fact that cops
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  Speaker 2: can be held liable for stuff because this just happened
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: with another crash, right? But it is incredibly difficult. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: but the cop caused a crash, and I believe the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: cop got charged for that, and there was trouble for
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  Speaker 2: the cop. So it's not above it. So that's why
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: you say limited immunity, right? So it's case-by-case basis. Is
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: that accurate, Glenn? Well, there's limited immunity depending on the circumstances. Right, right, right. Well,
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  Speaker 2: this is pretty egregious. This is a death. This is
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  Speaker 2: like the worst possible thing that could happen. Right, right.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure the supervising officer feels very bad about it.
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  Speaker 8: But the question is, can the department be held liable?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: It's different than if the officer was driving and in
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: the course of driving killed somebody. That's obviously not immunity
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  Speaker 8: for that.
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  Speaker 2: But also, so what did the officer know? We know
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: after the fact. We know they were impaired. We know
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: during the fact. He knew during the stop he was impaired.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: He knew the guy was impaired. No question about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no question. Slurred speech. Couldn't keep his balance. Empty beer
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  Speaker 2: cans on the floorboard on the passenger side. How does
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  Speaker 2: he let him drive? Yeah, completely wasted.
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  Speaker 8: Obvious.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously impaired. I had a couple beers at the club,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: and I reached for my phone, and you pulled me over,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: and I got a little alcohol in my breath. This
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: is a guy who has open containers that he drank
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: in the vehicle while crashing. Glenn, if he said, I'm
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: not going to give you a DUI, but the car
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: has to stay here, and the guy walks home and
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: then gets hit by a car, would the officer be
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: liable because he created this situation where the person had
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: to walk home?
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  Speaker 8: Well, that's very analogous to what we have here. I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: think the answer to that question would be the same
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: answer that we have here today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. I'm going to go yes on
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: this one. So the officer's actions caused this death. Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: But even though it didn't, because the officer didn't cross
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: the line, he wasn't driving the car, but the guy
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: could not. The officer had the power to stop the
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: guy from driving the car. And he knew that he
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: was impaired. The officer had the ability to stop this
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: from happening. Now, he couldn't foresee it happening because it's
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: just a couple miles down the road. I guess he
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: thought this guy could make it down the road, even
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: though he had already just crashed. That's how he'd found him. There's,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, I mean, I know that this is
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: probably one of those things where I'm going to twist
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: my own head off. I just can't see whether there
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: isn't some liability there. I don't know what the percentage
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: of liability is, and I don't know if that comes
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: into play in this particular case. We know that sliding
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: rule sometimes. Yeah, that's not an issue in this case. Okay,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: not an issue in this case. It's 100%, you know,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: there's 100% fault.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: For the driver that killed somebody, but, you know, the
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: whole thing was set in motion, of course, by the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 8: office using his discretion to let the guy off.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. What say you, Faticus? I believe I'm
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: putting all ten toes in the ground here. I just
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: have looked at previous data, and police officers tend to
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: do quite well when they get sued. Just standing on
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: immunity there, huh? I believe so. It's so incredibly hard.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: There's a long list of names that I believe never
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: found justice, and I believe that it will happen again. Deborah? Yeah,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think you don't think you think the immunity
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: thing works.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: I think the immunity thing will work because, again, it's
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: not that individual officer that is being sued.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: It would be the department itself. And the department is
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: going to say, well, we're not responsible. For that deputy's decision.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly what they're asking. They're asking if they
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: can sue the sheriff's department to receive money. Could they
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: sue the cop personally? Well, he was in the course
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: and scope of his employment. So what he does, the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: department's also liable for. Okay. I'll go yes, even though
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: they're both no's. I'll go yes on the side of justice.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going yes as well. I believe they have some
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: kind of case. I don't know what it is, but
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I think they have some kind of case. I'm rooting
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: for y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope I'm wrong. It's
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: split right down the middle there, Glenn. What say you?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, with these facts, the appeals court said the officer
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 8: uses discretion, and when the sovereign city, state, county law
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: enforcement officer uses discretion— There's immunity for the discretion. So
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: there's no compensation for using his discretion and.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Using it unwisely. The answer is no.
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  Speaker 8: The answer is no. They cannot recover compensation on that
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: set of facts. But we have a second question that
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: may see if it holds up the same way.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: The second question is, would it make a difference if
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: the deputy had called for a tow truck to pull
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: the car from the ditch? In other words, the deputy
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: helped the guy get the card out of the ditch
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: and then let him drive? Yep. I mean, I don't
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: know what to say now. I don't know what to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: say because it seems like that using your discretion would
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: even make you more open to liability because you're not
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: following the law. You're making a personal judgment on what
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: you think the best thing is because the law says
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: you arrest that guy. You're running through the DUI thing.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: You know, through all the tests, the breathalyzers. And then
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: you arrest him and take him to jail. That's the law.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: And without your help, he couldn't drive the car. You
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: had to enable him to be able to drive the
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: vehicle by getting a tow truck to pull it out.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: If he lived two miles away, he could have just
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: towed the damn car home. He could have just walked.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: He could have driven the guy to his house and said,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: come get this thing in the morning. I believe the
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: law is not just a set of words here, Mr. Colbert.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the law is just a person. Yeah. Well, I mean,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: I guess I got to stay with what I mean.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: If his discretion to let the guy drive isn't actionable,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine him calling a tow truck to pull
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: it out and let it. And let it happen as actionable?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I'm standing on yes again. Yeah. Now that he pulled
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: the car out with the tow truck. I mean, good Lord, dude.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: But the follow-up question has kind of left me off
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: a different trail. Did he start the car for him, too? No, no.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: He ordered a tow truck to pull the car out
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: for the fella.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: So the tow truck was there? He lives a few
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: miles away, and they just didn't tow the truck home?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: No, they ordered a tow truck to pull the car
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: out of the ditch, and that's what the tow truck did.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: And then the fellow got in the car and drove
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: and ended up killing someone.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Just a short drive home. Do you know what the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: short drive is by any chance?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: The case didn't say it. The facts in the case
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: did not say it was two miles or a short drive.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: What would you consider a short drive? Anything under five miles?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think it matters. You don't think it matters?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think it matters. Well, the reason I ask
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: that is the guy had a tow truck there. If
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: it was a short drive, that means the tow truck
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: could have towed the car home and he could have
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: ridden in the tow truck. I've done it. That's true. Well,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: it has to open him up some more. I'm going
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: with Jack again. I'm saying yes. That particular action has
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: to open up liability. He enabled the guy to do it.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I would have to hold no. You're going to say
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: no as well? Debra, you're going to say no as well?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because again, you see some egregious things and you're like, yeah.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping for the right outcome here. We think that
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: changes it, and yes. Yes, yes, it's very interesting. This
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: is what the appeals court said.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: The appeals court said that the law is when they
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: exercise discretion, a discretionary decision is not one that you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: can sue them for. However– When there's an operational decision,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: that's what the law defines it as, they have liability.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: And what happened here was he engaged in an operational
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: decision by having the tow truck driver come out, get
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: the fellow's car out of the ditch, which enabled the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: guy to leave the scene and cause the death. So
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: the appeals court said the sheriff's office is now liable
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: for compensation to the family of the deceased because they
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: operated in a way to allow the fellow to get
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: in the car by pulling the car out of the
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: ditch with the tow truck to let the guy get
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: in the car and go home.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: I'm sure they left the scene before the tow truck
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: even got there, but that's what the court decided. And
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: then the other interesting fact is there's a limit on
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: what you can recover when there is liability against the
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: state or the sheriff.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Or law enforcement. What's the cap? Well, that's a great question.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: It used to be $ 200, 000.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: It's been $ 200, 000 since the legislature bumped it up in 2010.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: That's 16 years ago. This last legislative session, a very
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: large majority of both the House and Senate voted to
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: increase it to $ 350, 000 per person. It was $ 200, 000 and
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: then $ 200, 000 and $ 300, 000. That's $ 350, 000 per person. If there's
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: multiple people that get damages, it.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Would be $ 500, 000. be $ 500.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: Unfortunately, Governor DeSantis decided to veto that bill. So it's
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: still $ 200 per person instead of the $ 350 it would
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: have been if DeSantis would have let this law pass,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: which is terrible. So what happens is you go to trial,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 8: you get a judgment, and it's possible to get more
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: than $ 200. But to do that, you have to go
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: to the legislature and both the House and Senate. You've
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: got to get them to agree to pay these people
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: more money, which we see sometimes happens when somebody is
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: wrongfully imprisoned for years. They get what's called a claims
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: bill where somebody in the House and somebody in the
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: legislature sponsors it to give the person what the jury
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: awarded or something between what the jury awarded and.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: What the cap was.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: And it becomes a political football because you have to
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: hire people that are essentially lobbyists the lobby, the legislature,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 8: and hopefully the governor doesn't cause a problem with that too.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it becomes a political football. that's unbelievable. I
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: can talk about this for another 20 minutes because I'm
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: wondering now if the guy, if the guy just called
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: the tow truck and the original, the original instructions were
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: tow this car to this guy's house and drop him off.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: And the guy talked the tow truck guy out of
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: doing it, letting him just drive the car. Now it's
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: a whole separate set of facts, whole separate set of facts,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: different machine. Yeah. Incredible case today. Good job.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: And you know, what happens is the, the it's immunity
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: for the King is what it goes back to. And, uh,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 8: It's just a sorry situation that we have.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: It's unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Do you know how old the
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: person was that lost their arm? I do not. It
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: didn't say in the case. All right, guys. Good night
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: for Glam. What do you say?
• 1:20:24
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• 1:20:26
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• 1:20:31
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• 1:20:36
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• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: good seeing you, buddy. Yep, and I'll see everybody on
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: September 26th. Yes, you will. At the Dunk-A-Thon. Yeah. All right.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 12: Back in 2005, I was following a girl home. from
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 12: a bar in Tennessee and I got pulled over for
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 12: a DUI and he did everything he did and said
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 12: I wasn't able to drive and he said can you
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 12: get somebody to get you I said yes the girl
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 12: that was following me home that was following home and
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 12: next thing you know I called her and she didn't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 12: have a freaking license and knew the cop that pulled
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 12: me over so unfortunately I got my DUI.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Funny thing is As a mechanic here in America, Jaguar,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Range Rover, half the parts, you look at them, they
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: say FOMOCO, which is Ford Motor Company. So you be
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: the judge.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: All right. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: already at 104.1. I'm Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: here as well. Ford owned Jaguar for a while, but
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: then sold it off. Yeah, they did.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Jack has not had the best reputation over the last
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: many years. And Range Rover has. I heard that, too.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Land Rover has.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell do you have with Jack, man?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: We thought you were talking crap about Jack in front
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: of Jack. And I didn't. I knew what he was
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: talking about. You heard Jack? I heard Jack. We heard Jack. Oh, no, no.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I meant Jack. Sorry. I'm the only one who misheard him.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: We have some famous spots here, guys. And we talk
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: about food a little bit occasionally, right? Yeah. So there's
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: this national publication that does these lists occasionally. I'll put
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: out some lists. And it's the best in your state.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: It's the best in your state. And there are two
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: particular categories that are interesting to us. Because remember, we
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: did this a couple weeks ago when we found out
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: that one of the best pizza places in the entire
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: state of Florida is right over in Melbourne, FM Pizza.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: And we have people that are listening to the show
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: that go over there and think it's amazing. Yeah, and
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: they're getting an unbelievable amount of free pub from us. However,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: you asked if it was a chain chain. And we
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: had people reach out to say it's definitely not a chain.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: It's not a chain. It's a one-off. Okay, very good. Okay,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: so I had it wrong there. There must be another
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: FM Pizza somewhere else. But somebody said something about the
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: one in Gainesville being good. Maybe it was a different brand.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Either way, this is kind of interesting
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: because wings are always one of those room dividers. Would
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: you guys agree? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, Ross,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: who doesn't like them? And what's wrong with them? It's
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: a room divider, but it's all from a place of love.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: The only room dividing thing about wings is your word usage. Yeah, well,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: I would say that's not the case because here's the thing.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: There's a new game in town, right? It used to
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: be it was just your buffalo wing. When you said, hey,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: who's got the best wings? Everybody said, hey, look, it's
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: this place or that place or this place because everybody
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: just assumed you were talking about buffalo wings. That's not
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: the case anymore, right?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because in town, in here, there's a place in
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: town for people who are out of the area called Domu,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: which is a ramen house. But they have these Korean
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: crispy wings on their menu. And it became as popular
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: as the ramen there. And the ramen's amazing. So now
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: you have different styles of wings getting into the wing conversation.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Wings are buffalo wings. Wings are buffalo wings. When you
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: say wings... You say chicken wings. People are thinking buffalo wings.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Most people do believe it's buffalo wings we're talking about.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: The flats and the drumettes. The flats and the drummies, right. No, no, no, no.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: I said flat, right? No, you said flats, right.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: And then you hit us with the toddler. No, no, no,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: it's drummies. And then you called them drumettes, which might
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: be correct, but why you got to bring gender into this?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 14: Stop.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: That's a very good point. That could be a male chicken.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: That's why I call them drummies.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Drummies, non-gender. No, not drummies. Can't get on board with drummies.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: Not drummies. Then what are you using then?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Drums.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Drums. Queen Elite. Drums. Drums doesn't play. The drums is
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: something else. Drums is a percussive instrument, sir, and you
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: know that. Oh, just like a ball is a game.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: You're not wrong, yeah. And also, one thing about wings, too,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: is that there is a weird size thing that I
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: have with wings. Yeah? Where, like, too small of a wing,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this, a gas station?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: And then too big is too much. Too big of
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: a wing, I'm like, I feel like I need to
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: go to church.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't care for it either. When people brag about
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: having jumbo wings, I am not into that. No, I'm
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: not with it. You've got to have a perfect wing.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Your drummy should have two bites. Oh, no, no, no.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: You should bite one side of the drummy and then
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: turn it over.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: No one should ever bite your drummy again just for
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: simply using the word drummy.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: Drummy is fine. No, it's not. It's weird. It's weird.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: It's right up there with... It's not weird. Why do you...
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: It's very weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. Hold on.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Drumette isn't weird. Drumette's a technical term for it. It
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: says it on the box. And it sounds like you're like...
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: We call it drums. Yeah, or just chicken wing. Okay.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: And not the wing one. So a winner of the best...
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: One of their... They picked two. I guess they picked
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: a traditional style and they pick an out there style.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: I respect that. And the out there style, which would
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: be the ones I was talking about, the winner is
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: in Orlando. Of the entire state of Florida.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: And you know it. And I've never been there. Are
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: you kidding me? What is it? Tell me my guy
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: won an award. There's one chef here locally. He was
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: an old roommate of mine. There's no way you're about
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: to say this. Who is it? It's the Korean restaurant Chicken. Okay,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: it is not. C-H-I-K-I-N. They're kind of crispy Korean wings, one,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: for two of the best wings in the entire state
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: of Florida. Oh, man. I could actually go for some
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: drummies right about now. I like the really crispy Korean
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: fried chicken wing. It's kind of very similar to the
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: domu wing. We're talking about the same thing. Super similar, yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: It's very crispy. It's huge. Five of them, and for $ 30,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: you'd be like, that's a pretty good deal. Because they
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: are enormous. Oh, that's different. Okay. But it doesn't hit
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: like a big buffalo wing, though.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: When you have a big buffalo wing, it gets a
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: little gummy on the inside because there's not enough crisp
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: on the outside. These don't because they're so crispy on
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: the outside. They're so fried. So you have like a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: good outer shell crust of fried on those wings. You
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: had me fried. Now, the other thing that they did
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: was French fries. Who has the best French fries in
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: the entire state of Florida? Is it a place we'd recognize?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Like a chain? It is a place you'd recognize, and
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: it is not a chain, and it's somewhere that we love. Frogger's?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking that. It's not Frogger's. It's not
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: a chain. It's not a chain. Now, the other place
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: is in South Florida. Elixir?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: You have a connection.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 17: Oh.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: Culver's? According to this place, I think it's called foodlovers.com
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: or whatever. What do you do in the morning? It's
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: his alone bathroom time. It pops up and I see
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: it and I click on it. Don't yuck on his yum.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: I gotta look at something else. Exactly. The awesome thing
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: about the best French fry in all of Central Florida is.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Salted fry? Is you can taste it because it is
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: the salted fry.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: The salted fry in downtown Mount Dora won for the
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: best French fry in the entire state of Florida.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: They gave him that because it's in the name. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: So I thought that was kind of cool. We got
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: a couple of food heavyweights. That is cool. Right here
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: in Central Florida. I love that. Because we're constantly dismissed
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: and overlooked. I think I'm going to start making online
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: content because I just get so infatuated with a restaurant
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: for like a month and I try everything and then
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: I never go back. Oh, really? But that's perfect for like, man,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: we got to set up cameras. I got to start
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: getting into these restaurants more. I kind of went through
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: a purity of that a little bit of what you're
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: talking about. I got good at one place and just
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: crush one thing over and over for, and then I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: would kind of branch out on that. I was like, damn,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: this is all good. And then I'm like, I don't
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: feel like going anymore. Yeah. I, once I hit like
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: the five or six things that a restaurant offers and
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: if it's like, you know, moderately priced, I did. I'm
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: seasonal when it comes to restaurants, except for Beefy King.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: I know them. There's a place down on Highway 50
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: down by 1792 called Pokey Hana. They were with us
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: for our first Holy Takamole. I still go. They're the
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: ones that had the rice taco shell. It's like a
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: rice patty, but it's a taco shell, and it eats
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: just like a taco shell. It was awesome. My wife
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: and I, we lived in Baldwin, ate everything on that
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: menu at least twice. And they just haven't been back
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: because we've been through it. It's delicious, by the way,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: if you ever get a chance. I've got a new place.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Their garlic fried chicken is bananas. I've got a new place.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Coconut or it's called cowboy curry it's cowboy curry cowboy
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: curry is wow yeah that's a fun time right there
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: still black magic pizza yeah i'm still black magic pizza
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: and hard all right uh 407 uh 916 by the
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: way congratulations to those places that's pretty cool that's a
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: national website man talking about yeah have you had their
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: fries before they look exactly like they should by the
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: way oh yeah How do you go to Salted Fry
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: and not eat their fries? Exactly. The way you do it,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: there's a way to make a good french fry. For
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: one thing, I think you boil the potato a little
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: bit and then you freeze it. And then you put
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: them in there when they're frozen. You fry them a
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: little bit, and then you take them out and then
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: put them back in. And it gives you that really
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: crispy kind of, oh, man.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: One of the cool things about going to the salted
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: fry is just to learn all the different things and
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: ways you can make French fries.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when they first opened, I
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: was like, really?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: A restaurant that focuses on, like, what else can you
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: do to a damn French fry?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Man, I bet. Oh, you can do some stuff. I'll
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: give them a heads up a little bit. A chain,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: it's a boutique chain, but... They have Parmesan truffle fries. Oh,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: I used to get those at Marlowe's. That's exactly where
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: it is. Oh, my God. That food is so good.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: If you haven't had the truffle parm fries from Marlowe's,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: it's worth going just for that. They're so good. And
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: parm should be on fries way more. 100%. Because that
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: parm is kind of like a salty cheese, right? 1,000%.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: But it's like a creamy salt.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 10: It is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: 407-916-1041.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Text us at 777. A-0-3-1. You people don't know. You
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: made it weird. Okay, hold on. There's an actress that
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: said she had a sexual awakening, all right? And she
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: said that she had this on the set of a movie.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: When I tell you who she had the sexual awakening
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: to and what character that person was playing, I want
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: to know if any of you had a sexual awakening
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: to a movie event. Well, I'll tell you what it
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: is next. Jimmy, that's so cute with the drummies or
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: the drumettes or whatever you call them. Watch your mouth. No, man,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: when you grow up, it's just flappers and drums. Hey,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: enjoy some wings. Happy Thursday, everyone.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Cheers.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: He comes to me for drummies and says flappers?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: What in the hell?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I get it.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: You sound like the mind of a crazy person. Gas
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: gone over $ 4, going up to $ 4. 50. Diesel has gone
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: completely insane. Looks like it's racing up to $ 7.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: But.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Winn-Dixie has 30 packs.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: Of Bush beer on sale for like $ 17.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Good Lord. You got no business out there driving anyway.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: If only cars ran on beer. Here's one more with
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: an idea because we just posted this. Good afternoon, JCS.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Michael P. checking in. Welcome back, Ms.
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  Speaker 1: Debra.
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  Speaker 16: I've been praying for your mom. Guys, you guys always
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 16: give him slack about calling him drummies. I've always called
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 16: him drummies, and I know a lot of people who do.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 16: I guarantee, Jack, if you make it the question of
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 16: the day, do you call them drums or drummies? Jimmy
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 16: will get enough votes, I'd say around 30-something percent.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: No chance. To give him credit for calling him drummies. Dude,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: you are right. Y'all have a great day. Love you. Bye.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you, buddy. Put it up there. You are right.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: It's already out. Put it up there. There it is.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Ha!
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: All right. Very good. 30%. Welcome back to the Jim
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show. Radio 104.1. I'm Jim. You're Deb. Hello. Jack
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: is here.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: And so is Saul Stanley. Let's talk hard.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Don't forget.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Don't forget. September 26th. That's next Saturday. We are going
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: to do Suds, Pups, and Pints in downtown Mount Dora
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: from 3 until 6. This is a free event. It
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: is a celebrity dog washing event. So you bring your
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: dog down and we'll wash it. We'll auction that off.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be in the dunk tank. We're going
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: to have Guinness beer is sponsoring it. So is Glenn Clauseman.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: We're going to have the foaming beer mug. We're going
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: to have the giant screen for college football.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to have cornhole. We're going to have Jeremiah's
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 6: ice with. Not only treats for you and the kids,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: but they also have their pup cups.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man. Kind of plenty of alcohol flowing.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 8: Face painting.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: We have the adult Capri Suns out there.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: The pooch pouches, courtesy of Pisces Rising. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: So it's going to be a really good time. We
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: hope to see you. It's a free event. It's next weekend.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: Saturday is the fourth annual Suds Pups and Pints. And
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: we're going to have some crazy cool stuff in the
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: silent auction as well. So come prepared to get some
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: good deals on some cool stuff.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 6: And all of the money raised goes to help the
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 6: Humane Society of Lake County continue their 50-year tradition of
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 6: being a no-kill shelter.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Also, we have a big announcement coming up for our
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Sunset Walk event as well. Oh, cool. Yeah, we have
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: some new changes there. By the way, if you want
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: to get your tickets, sunsetwalk.com. Go and grab your tickets
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: for the big Best Of Challenge. It's the signature event.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: We have 12 restaurants out there, and what they do
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: is you pay $ 20 for your tasting ticket. They give
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: you a laminate. You go around, and you get your
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: sample from each. from each vendor. And the samples are
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: good size. It's a difficult time to eat everything they
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: offer to you. It's difficult. It's borderline impossible.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: But it's so much fun. All day long, we've done this.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: We're going to have a competition between three listeners. We'll
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: get into that a little bit tomorrow. Kind of give
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: you guys juiced up for what we're going to do
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: and how we're going to do it. But it's going
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: to be a lot of fun again. That's coming up
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: October 3rd. Indeed. Hope to see you there for sure.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Grab your tickets early, though. It sells out. I mean,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: it's 1,000 people, and we did a discount the first
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: day we announced it, and those 100 tickets sold immediately.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: They crashed the system. They did. Because the deal is
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: so good for what you get. It's a good family event.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: You can come out. If you don't want to do
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: the tasting, you can still come out and just kind
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: of hang out with us. It's a lot of fun.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: So we hope to see you there. Indeed. It's a
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: great value. You want to do that now? We can.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: It's already on the website. Oh, it is, really? It is. Yeah,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: we're broadcasting live out there next Friday. What? I mean,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: not next Friday, but the following Friday. The following Friday,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: right before the event. We'll be broadcasting live on property.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: So the cool thing is Margaritaville Resort, they're going to
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: provide some room deals. So if you wanted to come out,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: hang out that Friday for the broadcast, get a room,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: and then wake up and just rip it Saturday. I
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: think they're also offering some discounts for the water park.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: The we have discount links on our website. So here's
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: the deal. We will be there doing a live show Friday,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: October 2nd from the Grand Lobby of the Margarita Resort Orlando. OK,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: so Jim Colbert show live on site. And then the
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: next day, the best of challenge takes place at Sunset Walk,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: which is right in front. of the Margaritaville resort right there.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: So exactly. So if you wanted to, there is a
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: link to four different room deals and they're all on
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: our website at real radio.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 9: Dot.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: FM slash sunset. All right. Very good. RealRadio.fm slash sunset
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: has information about our broadcast being there, as well as
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: the Best of Challenge and the Listener Challenge, which we'll
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: be talking about tomorrow. And during the broadcast, we're going
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: to do a lot of listener-involved stuff. So if you
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: want to come out and hang out, we're going to
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: do some games, going to have some good times, and
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: we hope you can join us. We're going to get
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: a shipment of Jim Colbert Show shirts that we can
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: give out as prizes to listeners who take part. So
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a lot of fun. And knowing...
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: how they like to do things out there at the
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Promenade at Sunset Walk and Margaritaville Resort. I have a
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: feeling it's going to be a pretty fun afternoon. Yeah,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: they always turn out for us, man. It's always a blast.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: We'll see you out there for sure. And we'll get
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: more information as we go forward as well. Ross, you
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: still into that hot D? Yeah, yeah. House of the Dragon. Oh, no, no.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: That's not what I was talking about, buddy. Oh, okay.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: I said no. I was talking about Juan. Are you
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: familiar with Olivia Cooke? Olivia Cooke. Olivia Cooke. She is
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: a House of the Dragon star. Oh, that's just what
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: I see at night. I'm not going to speak to
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: that joke. I'm not proud of it. I guess she
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: went on a podcast or something, and she was talking
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: to Helen Mirren, of all people, about the sexual awakening
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: that she had. There she is on the screen, Ross. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Do you recognize her? Yeah. Now, she's a good-looking girl.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: How old do you think she is?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: 30.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Probably in her mid-30s, something like that? Something like that.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: Guess who her sexual awakening was to? Because she was
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: in this movie, and she had a sexual awakening. Now,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: she doesn't go into what that means. I think we
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: can kind of get an idea what it may mean.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: do you think like she got turned on yeah yeah
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: maybe soloed soloed to it maybe i don't know i
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: mean that's that she left the door really open i
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: mean the sexual awakening to me doesn't mean oh i
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: think that's hot i mean that means you there's something
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: happened there right would.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 6: You agree with that i i would think so i'm
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 6: amazed I'm interested to hear what the story is because
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 6: you'd think sexual awakening would be something that would happen earlier.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: They put the word awakening in parentheses, so they want
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: you to know that's exactly what it was. It was
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: a sexual awakening. Well, how would you define your sexual awakening?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Because now when I think about it, I'm like, I'm
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: pretty sure it's when I touch myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think. Okay, so my... Titanic would be
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: your sexual awakening. Yeah, that's up there. That's exactly what
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: it would be when you saw What's-Her-Face's boobs, right? Yeah,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: I saw the Winslet's. See, I had a sexual awakening
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: during the movie Porky's. I was trying. Is it Porky's
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: for you? Porky's is, I think, if you talk to anybody...
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: For any man of that age. Anybody who's 55 to,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: let's say, 60 years old. It's the same movie I
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: was going to say. You learned a lot from Porky's.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: Was it the shower scene? Yes, of course it was
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: the shower scene. When the coach grabbed it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: Ripped it right out of the hole?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, it's not that one. I like that part.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen the whole movie. Also,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: Revenge of the Nerds had a couple scenes like that, too,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: because they were looking into a girl's locker room, and
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: there's some full frontal happening there as well. What about...
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Oh, my God. That may
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: actually be it. That's even before the other one. It
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: was also because I grew up on a golf course.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: My mom, golfer, taught golf lessons. I watched Caddyshack. Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: And I specifically remember that boob and how it has
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: that soft opacity fade away into a man's chest soon after.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: So you only got a quick glimpse of a female
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: boob until it became a dude. Yeah. It was tough, dude.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: That's the most 2026 thing you have ever said. You
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: had to be on top of your game. Are you
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: ready for this? This good-looking woman, who is a Hollywood star,
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: says she told Entertainment Weekly that she had a formative
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: sexual awakening. It's got to be with Gary Oldman. Watching
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Billy Bob Thornton in a jacuzzi in the movie Bad Santa.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: That checks out. It oddly does. It oddly does. Billy
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Bob Thornton in the jacuzzi. I don't get it. During
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: these T-Mobile commercials, I'm like, get off the screen, this guy.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: I feel that way about Davidson. Oh, he is sinfully ugly. Yeah,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: my daughter thought he was beautiful. I shouldn't have said that.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: He's not the most beautiful.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: Stick your toes in that. He is ugly, Deb. Sickly ugly.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: Ten toes in on that. Yeah, I love it. He
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: is a triple beggar. Lean into it.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: I love it. This guy, we'll never meet him. It's fine.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: And she says here. She said, quote, I had a
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: very formative sexual thing, she went on to say. And
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what that has to be, right? That has
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: to be like she got so turned on by seeing
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: Billy Bob Thornton in this hot tub that she did stuff.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: So bad Santa. Or maybe you had a dream that night.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: You see something, then when you have a dream and
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: it's part of a dream, suddenly that just unlocks the door.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, wow. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: What was yours, Debra? Why'd you say it like that? Okay, stop.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: You said it with, like, a lower option. What is yours, Deb? Uh,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: let's see. Lost Boys. Oh. That entire cast for you, huh?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: The entire cast. Found yourself.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 6: Except for the young boys. But outside of that, every
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: damn one of them vampires.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: Good save. Yeah, Kiefer. Well, Corey Feldman, really? Oh, no,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: but Jason Patrick. I mean, that was like the last
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: time he looked that hot. I got to tell you,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: that's a guy I didn't understand how his career didn't go.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: I know. Good looking, great actor, and he went nowhere.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: Rush with, I forget who the actress was, Jennifer Jason Leigh,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: I believe. And then after that movie, Rush was two
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: cops were investigating drug dealers, and then they became drug addicts.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: It's a good-ass movie, but man, for that dude to
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: just disappear off the planet. Yeah, it's crazy. Do you
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: think that that is the Porky's for your generation for us? Oh,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: for girls? Yeah, because there's no full funnel. Yeah. No,
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: but I mean... You didn't mean that? Well, you didn't
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: get that. Dude, Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks. Yeah, there's
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: another one. Tawny Katane in that. Oh, my God. Caught
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: on my tawny. I also, I remember. That's before we
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: knew how dangerous she was.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: I also watched the movie Wedding Crashers with my mom. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: That's your boy. That's Vince Vaughn. And Owen Wilson.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 9: And Owen Wilson.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: Wow. And then the, but the, that movie starts off.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: With just a compilation of boobs.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah?
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: And that jumps out to me like, oh, come on, blood.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: Don't go there. Not now. Not now. Mom's right here.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: Think more. It's got to stay in my brain. Can
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: I get any others than Porky's? I mean, I know
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: if anybody was sitting in front of Cinemax trying to
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: figure it out, it was you. Yeah, it was. Cinemax
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: late at night or on the cable box. If you
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: take the bottom off and you went to channel one
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: and you turn it with the Phillips head screwdriver, you
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: can get the Playboy channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: then they caught on to that and they started using
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: special screws. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Cablevision. Isn't that ironic? We got a Permanent Jersey
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: that won't let go. Special screws to prevent some special screws. Man,
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: there were so many as a kid because I was
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: pretty horny as a kid. I mean, I used to watch,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: we tried to, I mean, I told you guys, my
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: uncle would take me to these, we'd go to the
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: drive-in movies together and we'd watch like Help Out the Seals,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: you know, those like, those sea movies that were just
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: basically boob movies. Oh no, we have to do a
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: tapas car wash to save the aquarium.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Next thing you know, it's just a 40 minute scene of,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: you know, of 22 year old women with giant honks
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: just bouncing across this screen the entire time. Honks is,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: that means boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's like middle school all over again.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: And then you go to watch on age. If you
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: had HBO, you'd watch real sex on HBO. And that's
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: almost like documentaries. And it's not always people you want
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: to see naked. You're kind of torn because they're naked.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: But do I want to? Yeah, they're naked. We don't
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: know if that's good. Another one was this, right? Dude,
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, there are a couple episodes
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: of Taxi Cab Confessions that got a little hot.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: And that felt real. So it was almost like amateur
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: kind of porn. I don't know if I like this anymore. What?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: Because we're not supposed to have the same or similar
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: dirty experiences. Why not? You mean all three guys going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: We're both males. Yeah, we are, but we have got
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: a generation between us, and it's weird that we've seen
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: the same stuff, and we've done stuff to the same stuff.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: It's like father-son. A family that solos together. No, it's not. Hey, listen.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: So it's different for me to you. So you can
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: like women that were in my youth, and that's fine,
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: but I can't do that to you. Because, I mean,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: I'm considerably older than you. Stop talking about doing stuff
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: to him. But when you start saying, like, oh, yeah,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: this girl, that girl, I got to be careful because
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: I can be like, oh, yeah. And at that time,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: that girl had been like 18, 16. And all I'm
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: saying is that, like, it's just we finally found the
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: one thing in the middle of our Venn diagram. And
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: it's Taxi Cab Confessions. Yeah, dude. That's a good one, man.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: That was one of the first TV MA stuff that
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: I watched because I had an older brother. Yeah, man.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: In Taxi Cab Confessions, it would get a little, and
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: it was naughty, and you felt like you were kind of,
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: it was a voyeur scenario. Definitely. You didn't feel like
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: it was programmed for you. You were like kind of
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: watching somebody do something you weren't supposed to. Like you
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: were almost kind of like peeping Tom. You know what?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: It kind of was before its time because now look
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: at what the entertainment landscape is now. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: You're right. It is. They really kind of called it.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: So a lot of people are also texting in wild
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: things with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: That's a very, very, very famous scene. Match Point, Scarlett Johansson. God,
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: give it to me. Where?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: Sorry, what? In what movie? What are you talking about?
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: Match Point. There's a movie called Match Point. Is that
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: the one with Mark Wahlberg? That's with Scar Jo, and
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: I think it's her breakout performance. The one that a
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: lot of people talk about is Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon,
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: and they're on a roller coaster. Have you ever heard
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: that or heard about that scene?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: They're on a roller coaster, and he's exploring while they're
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: riding the roller coaster, and that's supposed to be kind
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: of how it's seen. I don't know. There's a movie
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: called Bound from 1996. Sounds hot. As Gina Gershon and
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Tilly. Dude, both of them. They have a lovely
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: scene together. Do they really? And I had to watch
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: that at UCF film class. Did you really? Oh, no.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: Did you have to go to the board afterwards? Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: That's what he wrote with. Who brought the woodpecker into class?
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: Gina Gershon of the day was a good-looking woman. Actually,
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Tillian of the day was a good-looking woman. And
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: they were both good-looking in this movie. She's like a
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: professional poker player. You know who's a total smoke show
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: to me ever since the first time I saw the movie?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: But the mom in Back to the Future. I always
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: forget her name. The mom in Back to the Future. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: We're getting some mom stuff, huh?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Because they go back in the past. Yeah, he goes
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: back to the past, and then he makes out with
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: his mom, and that's something, that's a desire you have. Okay, Oedipus,
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: are you sure? No, I'm not doing that. It's a
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: very Greek tragedy of you. I'm just saying she's hot.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that's my genre. I had a thing
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: for Elizabeth Shue when I was younger, but she never
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: did anything. like, well, no, she did Living in Las Vegas,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: but that's not a, it is sexual, but it's not.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: She's a prostitute in that movie, and she hooked up
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: with Nick Cage, who was trying to kill himself while drinking.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: Who do you think is the horniest out of us four? Jack. Me.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: You think so? Well, I can't say it about Deb,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: because it wouldn't be right. Thank you. I feel like
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, but Deb, I got like some. Definitely Jack.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: Jack has more stories. I'm really bad at expressing horniness.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Are you really? I'm just awful. Well, you shouldn't express
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: it around anybody except your wife, right? Yeah, and I'm
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: bad at it. Oh, you are. Not good at it.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: You're not good at telling her that you're ready for
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: sex or something? How do you start it? Oh, that
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: can be so cringe, right? You got to be so
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: careful how.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: You do that because one wrong move and the next
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 6: thing you.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: Know, One fart. A fart is a killer every time. No,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: you just laugh it off. And then you try to
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: blame it on a shoe, and you're like, now you're
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: getting defensive. Yeah, these new pajamas are terrible. When you're
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: supposed to be offensive, you're supposed to be attacking. Let's go!
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, it's my shoe, I promise. But
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: your shoe doesn't... You explain the smell. Why are you
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: taking her side? Why would you pick the shoe when
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: you have a dog still in the house?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no joke.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: You always blame it on the kid. The kid and
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: the dog.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 6: You have two automatic write-in excuses.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy you said that because it was actually
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: the dog who got a hold of the shoe who's
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: getting pet by the kid. By the way, Leah Thompson
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: is the actress who revealed that Ross has a thing
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: for his mom. All right. 407-916-1041. Text us 77031. Load
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: them up. Trivia's next. Talk about sexual awakening. It's 1994.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: I'm 13 years old.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 16: I'm in my bedroom watching Arnold Schwarzenegger kick some ass in.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: A movie called True Lie. Oh, yeah, baby. The next scene,
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: Jamie Lee Curtis takes her clothes off and does some
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: dance and a thong and brawl and changed me forever, man.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: That was the sex. I have no idea Jamie Lee
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: Curtis was that sexy. It was that scene. I'm sorry.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: I got to go.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: You know what the funny thing is about Jamie Lee?
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: I agree with him 100%. This is going to sound
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: a bit misogynist, and I'm sorry for that. Oh, we
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: covered that with honks. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: She isn't, like, stereotypically Hollywood beautiful. You would see a
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: stereotypically Hollywood beautiful woman, perfectly symmetrical, high cheekbones. Everybody kind
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: of knows. Charlize Theron kind of person, right?
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: Just beautiful. The minute you see her, stunning beautiful. iPhone face.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: But there is something so sexy about Jamie Lee Curtis.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: And I think it's her just I don't give a damn.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: Somebody had texted earlier the same thing about Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 6: A female texted us at 77031 and said, I don't
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 6: know what it is, but he definitely has a thing.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, he pulled one of the hottest chicks in
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: Hollywood during the height of her hotness. Exactly. I mean,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: God almighty, dude. Angelina Jolie at one point looked fake.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: Like she was so pretty. She looked like AI. Welcome
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: back to the Jim Culver Show. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 17: Jack.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: And Ross is here as well. It's true. Jackson, what's
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: in the Jackie sack? All aboard.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: Chugga-chugga. Choo-choo.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: Lick-a-dick-lack, lick-a-dick-lack. Pair tickets to see Tim McGraw at the
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: Mid-Florida Credit Union Amphitheater on September 25th. A lot of
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: our callers are pretty excited about that one. Also, I
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: have a pair of tickets to the Best of Challenge
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: Signature Edition at Sunset Walk on October 3rd.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: Now, the Signature Edition showcases the best signature dishes and
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: creations from 12 venues throughout the promenade at Sunset Walk,
• 1:52:05
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• 1:52:10
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• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: And we'll be broadcasting live from there the day before. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: That's on our website. And those are the prizes in
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: the Jackie's Act. So back to you. Clickety-clack. Thank you
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: very much. I won't even read the text we got
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: about the Mark Wahlberg movie we got from a young lady. Yeah,
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: we did. Jenna, you're a naughty girl. Yeah, you are, Jenna.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Jenna, get out of here with that. Oh,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: my goodness. All right, Deb. One, two, three, four, five.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: Let's go five. Five sounds good. That is Will. Will,
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: how are you? Doing good. Doing great, buddy. Glad to
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: hear that. You want to play a little game with us?
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Man of many words. All right, Will,
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: this is a real easy game, buddy. Got a question
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: here for you. Four answers. One of these answers isn't true,
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: but if you can find it, I'll send you over
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: to see Jack. He's got some nice stuff for you
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: to choose from. Are you ready?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 9: Yes, sir.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: All right, buddy, here we go. It's National Constitution Day.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 9: That's right.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: Here are three fun facts about the U.S. Constitution and
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: one amendment of a lie. All right, buddy, we're talking
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: about the United States Constitution. Which one of these is
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: not true? Number one, the U.S. Constitution is the shortest
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: of any major government in the world. Just 4,543 words
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: in the original version. Number two, the original Constitution was
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: written in just 100 days. Number three, the oldest person
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: to sign the Constitution was Thomas Jefferson at 81, and
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: the youngest was Jonathan Dayton at 26. Or lastly, the
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: word democracy does not appear anywhere in the United States Constitution.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: Which of those is a lie? Number two. No, that's
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: absolutely true. The Constitution of the U.S. was written in
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: just 100 days. Oh, wow. Pretty amazing, right? That is amazing.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: All right, Deb, one, two, three, four, or five? Let's
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 2: go two. How'd they know what to write without lobbyists
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: telling them? Good point. Oh, yeah, we can't do that anymore.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: That's so fast. Hey, Mike, how you doing, buddy? I'm
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: doing great, Mr.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 9: Colbert.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: Glad to hear that, bud. Oh, wow, mister. Okay, how nice.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: A little respect there. We're talking about the U.S. Constitution.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: Which one of these is not true, buddy? Number one,
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: the Constitution is the shortest of any major government in
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: the world. Just 4,543 words in the original version. Number two,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: the oldest person to sign the Constitution was Thomas Jefferson
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: in 81. The youngest was Jonathan Dayton at 26. Or lastly,
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: the word democracy does not appear anywhere in the U.S. Constitution.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 9: I'm going to say I think I remember.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: That Ben Franklin was older than Jefferson, and he signed it.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to say number two. You're the one, buddy!
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why you won. Thomas Jefferson never
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: signed the Constitution. He was overseas with John Adams, and
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: Benjamin Franklin was 81 years old, dude. You nailed it.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: Good job. You're a winner. Put your own hold there.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: Great job there, man. Great job today. Thomas Jefferson and
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: John Adams didn't sign the Constitution. They were overseas serving
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: as European ministers, one to France and one to England.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: So they weren't even in the States. Let's see, the Constitution,
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: this was the most surprising. The U.S. Constitution is the
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: shortest of any major government in the world. Just 4,500 words.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: I was surprised. I thought that would have been the line.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: And by the way, all the amendments, I think we've
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: added 27 amendments, right? All of the amendments have only
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: added 3,000 more words. So the entire thing in its
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: entirety is only 7,500 words.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: Which is kind of amazing. The word democracy does not
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: appear anywhere in the U.S. Constitution. Yeah, we're a... What's it?
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: Constitutional Republic? Yeah, that's exactly what they're called. What word
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: is misspelled in the Constitution? Colbert. It's a state. Oh, Mississippi.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. Massachusetts. Pennsylvania is misspelled with only one N. Really? Yeah, P-E-N-S-Y.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: I guess they don't count.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: In 2021, a rare original copy of the Constitution was
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: found and auctioned off for.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: Remember, they found it in an attic in Connecticut, I think, right?
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: It was behind another photograph or behind another painting. $ 400, 000.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: Half a mil. One million. There were only 500 of
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: them printed originally. This is one of the original 500.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: It sold for $ 43. 2 million. Wow. You think about that, dude.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: You're buying. I mean, you have. An original. I think
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: there are 13 in existence that we know of. 13
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: or 15 that exist on planet Earth. And this guy
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: is able to buy one of those. That's amazing to me.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: Anybody else want to clean out an attic right now?
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: And then lastly, another thing I had no idea about.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: The very first National Thanksgiving Day was created by George Washington.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: It had nothing to do with any of the stuff
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: we know. It was actually to celebrate the signing of
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  Speaker 2: the Constitution.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: It was to give thanks to the Constitution. So Thanksgiving
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: initially didn't have anything to do with any of the
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: stuff we know about. George Washington created that day to
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: give thanks to the Constitution. You lie. Yeah, I do
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: not lie. All right, Ross thoughts? Oh, Jim, you're not
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: going to like these Ross thoughts. I didn't like the
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: ones yesterday. No, they were pretty good yesterday. They were solid.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: What was yesterday? I'll get back to you on that.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: No, A, I thought you were a girl. Yeah, A,
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: I thought I was a girl. That was fun and entertaining.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: It did, yeah. I got misgendered by a damn whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Hold me back. Twice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: Microsoft called you a bitch. It gets worse, though, because
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to like today's Ross Thoughts
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: because I'm coming in with a very hot claim. Dare
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: I say, I think between you and I's friendship, the
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: hottest take that I could possibly muster up, I would
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: never say this. The first year I met you, the
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: second year I met you, the third, the fourth, the fifth.
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  Speaker 3: But now.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: I think I'm ready to say something that you are
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: a thousand percent going to disagree with, but I will win.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: We'll do that next.
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  Speaker 11: Bradshaw, that was a good one.
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  Speaker 19: I was big on the real sex stuff back then, too.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 19: But I was probably 13 or 14 when that movie
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 19: came out. Did not like any of my boyfriends. And
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 19: it occurred to me, surely before then, I might be
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 19: a lesbian.
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  Speaker 7: And, well.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 19: But I'll certainly put that in perspective. It stands true, actually.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 19: I watched it a couple months ago.
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  Speaker 2: You guys always have the best topics. Love you guys.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Appreciate it. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
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  Speaker 2: Real Radio 104.1. I'm Jim, there's Deb. Hello. I'm Jack,
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  Speaker 2: is there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: And we're also at some thoughts. Let's get them. It's weird.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: Open it up. It's funny. And wake up. Sometimes. To
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 2: get your cake up. It's Ross. It's time. Spelled like sauce.
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  Speaker 14: My mom.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Liam. It's his birthday today. Happy birthday. He's
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  Speaker 2: I find myself in a very weird position these days
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: because my son just turned two, which, by the way,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: him turning two, way better than him turning one. The
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: first year compared to this second year, not even close
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: to me. Him holding court on that video you showed
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: me the other day was the greatest thing ever. He
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: is so much fun. You get to see his personality
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: just bursting every other day. Shine is not a problem.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: And what's really, really cool, too, is that my mom,
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: I get to see my mom be a grandma. Yeah,
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: that's cool. And that's been awesome and kind of jaw-dropping
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: as I just stand in a doorway and kind of
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: get goosebumps thinking, like, that used to be me. That's right.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: You get all the feelings. You get all the vibes.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: But then I also kind of had this kind of weird,
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 2: sad thought, and I wanted to express it to you
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: and see what you thought, is that my mom is,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: she is not 30. She's not 40. And I'm not
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: going to say her age, but she is not as
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: young of a spring chicken as she once was. And
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: here's my two-year-old toddler, the guy who has no fear yet.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: He is yet to find. He hasn't touched a hot
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: stove yet. So he is fearless. He goes about life.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: And I see him learning. And I kind of see
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: my mom not learning. And they are crossing streams of. Soon.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: My mom is still better and more acute and IQ wise.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: She's more on top of it than my son. My
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: son's a toddler, but I'm going to see the moment
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: where the torch gets passed between the two. The graph's
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: going to cross, right? Like there's going to be a
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: day where my son will have become smarter than my mom. Right.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: And I think you and I actually might be going
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: through that right now, Jim. Wow. Are you saying Jim
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: is getting more dumb? I'm saying this. I think. I
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: would be super careful here, you know? It's about to
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: get worse. Oh, it's going to get worse. Because I
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: don't know if I'll ever be smarter than you. Because
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: the inference is. Okay. He just said he doesn't think
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 2: he'll ever be smarter than you. I don't know if
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 2: I'll ever be smarter than you.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do. It's up in the air for me. Okay,
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: that's fine. Coin flip either way.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 9: 100%.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 2: Who's really counting? Not a contest. I will say this, though.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: The first year I met you, this would not have
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: been a possibility. The second year I've known you, not
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 2: a possibility. But we are about to do what my
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: mom and my toddler did. is they're about to do.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: So you're about to, you and I are about to unit, uh, uh, intersect.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: And then after the intersection, you will go up and
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: then I will go down.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: And according to my calculations, right, right. According to my calculations,
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: you have 15 months left of actually being able to
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: beat my ass. You mean physically beat your ass? Physically.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: How many years did you say? 15 months. You said
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: 15 months? I crunched the numbers. 16 months from now,
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: I can whip your ass. Next Christmas. I think I
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: could win in a physical altercation against you. Granted, I
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: get it. Soft liberal wrists.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 14: I agree.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: And deep palaka roots. Have you ever been in an
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: actual fist fight? Oh, I can scrap. Have you been
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: in a fist fight? I didn't ask you if you
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: could scrap. I asked you if you've actually been in
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: a fist fight. I have been in a fist fight.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: So you've been punched square in the face. I have
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: been punched square in the face. Okay, good. Two thumbs down,
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: not a fun time. It is not a fun time.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: I agree. But I think it's going to, I think
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: in 15 months. Honestly, we might be knocking on the door.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: I think if we fought 10 times, I got you
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 2: once or twice. You think so? I think so. Wait,
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: can I ask you a question? What leads you to
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: believe that?
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: Time. Time?
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: Just time? I think time. Yeah, yeah. You understand that,
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, 18 months now or 15 months from now
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: really isn't that much. That's what I'm saying. I mean,
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, it's next Christmas. It's next Christmas.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: I think we got to fight. We got to do it? Well,
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: we can't fight now. How are we going to do it?
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: Like an MMA kind of style? Are we going to
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: do like boxing or what? If we fought now, I
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: would lose. I think you got me. But I think
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: in 15 months.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: You think that, man? Well, when do you think it is?
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: Because you can't go on for the rest of your
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: life thinking that you could win in a fight against
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: me when you're 90. No, no, no. No, definitely not 90.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 2: But I'll be 59 in December. And I can. Well,
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. With relative certainty, I can say that
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: in 15 months, you probably aren't going to have much
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: of a chance. You see that? But he doesn't look
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: at my data. He hasn't looked at the numbers that
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: I've crunched. What's the data? Hit me with the data.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: What's the data? Just the average weight and height of men. Basically,
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: in 15 months, you're going to be 60. So on
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: his 60th birthday. On the 60th birthday. You're going to
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: kick his ass. I think I'm going to kick your ass.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 3: Really? Dude, can I tell you?
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward. I am so looking forward to this.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: I've needed an ass kicking for a long time, and
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: I can't think of a better person to dish it
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: on me than you. What a great birthday gift.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 15: I can't.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: I can't. Now, are we going to be able to
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: be friends after this? I think so. Okay. That's good.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know. What do you mean you don't know?
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: It really depends on the person who loses. Yeah, that's
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: why I'm asking them the question. Oh.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: Are we still going to be able to frame it?
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: Because you're going to foot race Ryan Holmes here soon, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: I'm still running. I get my 10,000 steps in. I
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: fill out my little fitness ring on my Apple thing.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 2: Who do you think would win right now in an
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 2: arm wrestling contest between you and I? Oh, no chance.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 5: You.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Are you kidding me, dude? I've never arm
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: wrestled the damn Coca-Cola polar bear. Who do you think
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: on those machines that's got the ball where you can
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: punch and it shows you how hard you can punch?
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 2: Who do you think can punch harder on one of those?
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 2: I think I'm getting close, though. Are you? I think
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 2: I'm making weight. You see where I'm getting at? Where
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: have you thrown a punch lately? Have you been training
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: and I don't know about this or something? When was
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: the last time I threw a punch? I threw a punch.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: When's the last time you threw a punch? Right. I'm
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 2: going to have to get back to you on that. Okay,
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: it's been a minute. I don't know, like 20 years?
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: 20 years, okay, since you've actually even thrown a punch. Yeah,
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: like that was the last time I got into a
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: physical fight. How old were you when you got hit
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: in the face last? Also like 20 years. Same event.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been punched in the kidneys? Do you
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: know what a kidney punch is? You know what that is? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: Tell me your weaknesses. I don't have one. You just
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: told me your weakness.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 8: Kidneys.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: I've got a bunch of them. I've got a bunch
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 2: of weaknesses. But I mean, I feel good about my
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 2: chances against you. You know, I did not think that.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 2: He's got a tricked knee. That's what I'm saying. I've
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 2: got a bad knee.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 11: You're right.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to take advantage. I'll throw sand, dude. You
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 2: can focus on that. Yeah, you can focus on that.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: They got the knee. It brings them down. That's the thing.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take my thumbs and push your eyes
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: to the back of your skull. That's move one. That's
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 2: not move one. Now that you've challenged me. That's fatality.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 2: Once I get you on the ground, I'm going to
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: take my thumbs, and I'm going to push your eyes
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 2: to the back of your skull. It's just for a lesson.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: It's not because I don't like you or anything like that.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: This is just to teach you a lesson. I'm not
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 2: sure the friendship is going to continue after this. Well,
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 2: real fast, if the competition is just like, let's see
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 2: how violent our words can get, well, then here comes
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: my turn. Oh, I love this. Go ahead. I'm going
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: to rip your ears off and put them in your mouth.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: That was scary, right? Deb, that's the one thing you said?
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: And you took their side? Like Steve Carell in 40-Year-Old Virgins.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: It's better to talk about ripping off his head and,
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: you know. Something down my neck? That's right. I'm going
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: to rip the left one off and let you figure
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: out what I'm talking about. Can I ask you a question?
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 2: What led you to think of this? My mom. And
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: my toddler. Your mother put you in this. And how
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: they're going to cross streams. Again, the mother thing. So
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 2: is your mom going to take care of you? No.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 2: She'll be taking care of you. Is she really? But
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: there's going to be a time. I'm not saying it's now.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: I think you could make me bleed far easier than
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: I could make you.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: That's a weird way of saying you would win in
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: a fight. Would you try to box me? Oh, man,
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: with a couple beers in me. How much do you weigh?
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 2: Like a buck 70 soaking wet. Hey, dude, I got
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 2: like 45 pounds on you, dog. Do you know how
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 2: much difference that is? Yeah, but fighting somebody that has
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: that much weight on you? I'm banking on you getting
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 2: pretty frail in the next 15 months. Okay, well, I mean,
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: all right. I mean, look, can I tell you? I could.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: You're right. I can barely walk as we speak. If
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: my guesstimation is 15 months, what's your estimation of when
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 2: I could hypothetically win in this fight? I think maybe
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 2: once I get into my mid to late 60s, you'd
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 2: probably have a chance. And the light sex is where
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 2: it puts the respect on my name. But I think
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 2: in my current state, even at 60 years old, I
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 2: think I would have a better than good chance at
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: handling you physically. A better than good chance. I like
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: your vigor, by the way. I don't have any problem
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: with that at all. It's all fun and games, but
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: what's going to end up happening is you and me.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to beat you senseless is what's going to happen.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 2: And then Deb shows up with a revolver. That's right. No,
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 2: that's really the end result. Machete, machete. Those are your
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 2: Ross thoughts. I'm out.
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• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: the Jim Colbert Show. You guys talking about the cable
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: boob fests. Oh, my gosh. I think it was late 80s,
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 2: somewhere around there. We actually could afford Cinemax for about
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: three weeks. And at the time, Revenge of the Nerds
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: 2 would come on at late night on the weekends. And, oh,
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: my gosh, being a 13-year-old and seeing those things. I
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: don't remember the movie. I remember the scenes. Hey, Colbert crew,
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: it's Cooch. Jack, pretty please, order some Triple X shirts
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: for that event. Pretty, pretty, pretty please.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 11: I love this conversation about chicken wings because I like
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 11: them smaller and they have to be kind of burnt.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 11: You know, crispy, very crispy, dry-ish even.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: But I don't.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 11: Know about this drummy thing. Like dreamy, but drummy, no. Drumette,
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 11: that's cute. I like that. And then if you sprinkle
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 11: nutritional yeast on them with salt, it sounds like.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: Bad infection, but try it.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 11: It's really good and healthy.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: She still scares me. Nutritional yeast. I asked AI on
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 2: the break who would win in a fight between you
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: and me. One to zero me, baby. Really?
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: Did you put in the age and stuff?
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 11: No, no.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't even do that. Because we're public people. Our
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: stuff is out there.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: It says that because I emphasize on physical performance and
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: high energy movement. There you go. I like that. Some, like,
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 2: bio-synopsis that I had for a comedy show. Does it
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 2: say anything about a mad father of four getting his
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 2: hands on you?
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 4: No.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because now I have dad strength.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: You should AI that. You do not have dad strength yet. Oh,
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: I've got dad strength. You don't. Not yet.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 9: Not yet.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 2: You have one kid, dude. Yeah. He's a... I've doubled
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: the strength. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Yeah, he's right. You have, yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. Jack. Yeah.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 2: And Ross. My bag is strong. Future bleeder. Future bleeder. Yeah.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 2: Everyone bleeds. Future bleeder. Yeah. No one makes me bleed
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: my own blood. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 2: That's also a really good impression. God almighty, dude. That
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 2: movie is so ridiculous. It's so fun. I honestly hate
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: talking about those great comedies. I got sad when I
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: brought up Wedding Crashers earlier on this episode of JCS
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: because it's the way of the dodo. Oh, why is that?
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of reasons why, but just the grip
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: that comedy movies had on cinema, on just culturally speaking.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 2: The thing that we would quote them all. You're my
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: boy blue. Yeah. What was the last really good comedy? Uh,
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 2: the last one where you laughed out loud, like, you know,
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 2: like 40 year old virgin or something like that. I
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: had a out of body experience when I saw the
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 2: movie friendship with Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 2: Somebody said that was a really funny movie. It was
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: a very funny movie. Uh, it feels in there too though. Right.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: But I was there with a, in a sold out
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 2: movie theater. on a sneak preview before the movie came out.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 2: So I was with like-minded people, random like-minded people laughing
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: at the jokes that we all know that we know
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 2: that we've grown to love from Tim Robinson. And it
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: was one of the most beautiful things that I've experienced
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: in the last couple of years. And that used to
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 2: happen every Friday night for decades in this country. Yeah.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 2: But, um, I was just kind of thinking about like
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: what the funniest movies of the last 20 years were.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 2: And the last comedy movie I saw, my friend was
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: in it, and it was, I don't know. I don't
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: know what I can and can't say. Oh, why? You
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: don't want to offend somebody? Yeah, my friend is in
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: a Netflix movie, and I was like, I don't know.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 2: It was all right. See, AI says stuff like, AI
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: says that Tropic Thunder. Timeless. Yeah, super bad. And look at,
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: look at those dates. I think, yeah, it's all 07, 08, 09.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 2: It's all in those eras. You know, um, I get
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 2: to tell you, man, it's so funny because I never,
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: when I first watched this movie, I didn't, I mean,
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: I knew it was funny. There's no question, but there
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 2: was something about it that it, it just didn't hit me.
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 2: And that has worn off. And I'm telling you, man,
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: I just step brothers is, you know, is a really
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: hard scene to scene movie to beat.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 2: Stepbrothers? Yeah, yeah. That's on your Rushmore of comedy films?
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know about Rushmore of comedy, but it is
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: very funny. A lot of quotable scenes in there. Catalina
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 2: Wine Mixer. Have you stepbrothered? Because that movie was made
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: for you. Not the whole movie, no. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 2: It's really good. So do you think they just stay enemies? Dude,
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, it's funny. You mentioned this.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: You're a thousand percent right when it comes to the
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: comedy releases. Yeah. When you go to, like, it says
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 2: satire and parody masterpieces. Borat, Talladega Nights, Hot Fuzz, Walk Hard.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: And if you haven't seen Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story,
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: you have to see it. It's good. Tropic Thunder, In
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: the Loop, MacGruber, What We Do in the Shadows. All
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: of that, every one of those movies is 07, 08, 09.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 2: And I will die on this hill. I'm not saying
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: it's the best, but I will say it is my
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: favorite comedy movie of all time is MacGruber. Are you serious?
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's my number one comedy movie. I'm not
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 2: saying it's the best. There are better movies. But when
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 2: it comes to, like, it just brings up great memories.
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 2: And I watched it with my older brother. And it just...
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: And I pissed myself laughing. Like, not literally, but I
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: laughed profusely. So uncontrollably hard at that movie. It's just
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: so arcane.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just so completely crazy. The movie we
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 2: were talking about the other day, the one with the,
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: I think the South Park movie with Saddam Hussein in it.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: And then the other one, Team America, also right up there,
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 2: classic all-time comedies. Yeah, and right now everyone gets their
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: comedy fix. I get rubbed the wrong way whenever I
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 2: see my wife crying on her phone. Why? Because that's,
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: in a nutshell, the reason why movies aren't as funny
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: as they used to be. Why? Because everyone gets their
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 2: fix of comedy via their phone. And if it's not
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 2: the actual video itself... Then it's the comments. And then
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 2: it just doesn't stop. And now if someone is getting
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: caused to cry via laughter for free, why is a
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 2: comedy movie? Why are you going to spend $ 30 million
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 2: being in a movie? How is that? That's my theory.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite new things online, I go through
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: these all the time. One right now I'm kind of
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 2: addicted to on Reddit is, have you seen the thing
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 2: where they'll show you a picture and they say, find
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: the crab? Or find the cat. And it's just like
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: a normal photograph, but in the photograph, there is an
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: animal or something that is perfectly blended in, and you've
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 2: got to find it, right? Oh, I love those. The
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: mini spy. Dude, I'm obsessed with that right now. No,
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: it's a real photograph, though, Jack. Yeah, mini spy used
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: to be a thing in the paper where it would
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 2: be a drawing, but they had the word. You had
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: to mark the stuff off you could find there.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: And the other thing is these guys who will show
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: a video, and then they read the comments from the video,
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 2: and the comments are savage funny. Well, the other night
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on my couch, and somebody played a video,
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 2: and they go to the comments, and they start scrolling
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 2: the comments, and it's the name that they're calling or
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: what they're describing the video in a comedic way. And
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, dude, it had me on the floor, dude.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 2: And it's undefeated because it's everything. It's everyone. Deb and
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 2: I send each other videos all the time. Like, if
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 2: you look at my Instagram inbox and stuff, it's Deb
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 2: and I sending videos of stupid stuff back and forth.
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 2: And then that took the place of, did you see
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 2: that episode last night?
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: And then, did you see that episode last night took place?
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 2: place of, did you see the newest movie? Yeah, and
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: you don't have to wait for the plot to come apart.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 2: You don't have to wait for the characters to develop.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 2: None of that. You get it in a minute and
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: a half or two minutes, it works, and you're off
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 2: to the next scene. And we'll find out what the
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: side effect is of having our attention spans being shortened.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 2: I do want to hit this quick, though, before we
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: leave today. I'm not trying to cut you off, big dog,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: but I did want to hit this because I pulled
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 2: up to talk about it yesterday. Did you guys see
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: the Kash Patel... You saw it?
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 14: No.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: He had to sit in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: And this is one of those things where they question
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: you about your job. and the budget and the whole
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: nine yards. And a lot of these have become very
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 2: contentious over the last 18 months. I mean, every time
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: somebody gets up there, whether it be Scott Besson, whether
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: it be Patel, whether it be Tom Homan, whomever, Howard Lutnick,
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: anybody that's part of that crew, the cabinet, You know,
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: they just get absolutely roasted by the Democratic senators. Famously,
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 2: Pan Bondi was one. Yeah, yeah. Just absolutely torn apart
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: by those guys because they don't really have a defense.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: You know, they're not elected officials, so they just basically
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 2: have to answer questions while the other people ask questions. Well,
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 2: one of the questions that was asked, because the FBI
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 2: has changed some of their policies for entrance into the FBI.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: Did you guys read it? I just did.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a choice. I'm going to read this real quick.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 2: And this is absolutely 100% true. This is an Associated
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 2: Press story. FBI Director Kash Patel defended Tuesday a recent
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 2: policy change to allow some applicants who have engaged in prostitution. And,
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 2: by the way, it's not here, but one of the
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 2: other ones is if you were caught stealing from your
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: job before or bestiality. Whoa. One of them jumps out, right, Jack? Whoa.
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: So in other words, according to Kash Patel, the FBI
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: cannot deny your employment if you, on your record, you
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 2: have engaged in bestiality. That will still, you can still
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 2: work with the FBI if you do that. So the
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 2: questioning was real interesting because they asked, so why did
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: you do this? Why did you include this, right? Why
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: did you change this longstanding policy?
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 6: And he had said that he, too, felt that it
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 6: was a little out there, but that apparently even victims
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 6: of sex trafficking who've been forced into prostitution or whatever
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 6: couldn't have an opportunity to work at the bureau because
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 6: they'd had that on their record. So one of the senators,
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 6: specifically when they were talking about the bestiality, said, well,
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 6: in bestiality, you're not being forced.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: You know, you're the perpetrator. Right, yeah, the dog doesn't
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 2: know any better. Or the animal doesn't know any better.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 2: And that's what the lawmaker said. John Kennedy was from Louisiana.
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: John Kennedy exactly said, so you disqualify the animal. You
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 2: disqualify the animal.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 6: That has been making the rounds all over social because
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 6: you just can't believe that Cash Patel is up there defending.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: My dollar's dropped. He defended it 100 percent.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 2: Because he tried to say that if you were a
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 2: victim of that. Well, I don't know. How are you
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 2: a victim? That's the very question he was asked 15 times.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 2: How are you a victim here?
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 3: A victim.
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 2: In other words, I guess what he's saying is if
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 2: you were abducted, you were held beyond your will, and
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: you were forced to encounter an animal in that nature,
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 2: that just because you were forced to do that doesn't
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 2: mean you shouldn't be able to be an FBI agent.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: Who is he trying to hire? Yeah. That's the first
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 2: thing I thought too, Jack. You just got to work
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 2: it backwards. Work the problem backwards. There is a specific
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 2: person he is trying to get hired. I'm with you, Jack,
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 2: because whenever you hear a rule, that means someone did
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: something for a rule to exist.
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 3: Right. Exactly.
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: Even to me, the funny thing is, is like, I
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 2: don't think I think all of that should be disqualifying.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 2: You're telling me in a country of three hundred and
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: eighty million people, we can't find people that don't have
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 2: any of those checks on their on their resume. You've
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 2: never hired a prostitute. Look, one of the biggest things
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 2: in the in the surveillance and information business is is
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: what they call a honey trap. Or a honeypot. You
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 2: know what that is, right?
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 2: They just got caught up in it. We had just
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 2: a Swalwell got caught up in that with a Chinese
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 2: spy who basically uses sex to get close to them
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: to try to learn secrets about the government. That's a honeypot.
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 2: And that's prostitution. So I think if you hired a prostitute,
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 2: to me, you are compromised, dude. That means that you're
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 2: willing to sleep with somebody who could gain information about
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 2: our government and then could be extorted out of you. Like,
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 2: that's automatically disqualifying. If you stole from an employee, you're
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 2: disqualified from that job. Like, you could be a fireman
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: or do something else, I guess. Maybe do this job.
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 2: But you damn sure can't be an FBI agent. And
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 2: I don't even get into the other one. I don't
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 2: even like saying that word. The Caligula stuff? Yeah, dude.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: But if you've done any of that stuff, I mean,
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I don't understand anything. the clearance
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 2: here i don't get it well i just yeah because
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 2: the whole thing of like how is the animal the
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 2: agitator like did you piss off a zebra and like
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: how how did this.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 6: Happen how do you think you behind the animal is
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 6: the victim when the animal doesn't even have a voice
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 6: to decide whether or not they want to be there
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 6: i won't even tell you about the joke with wellies.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's worried about stuff from his own past being
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: made public. That's what I was thinking. I mean, this
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: thing got contentious, too. If you want to YouTube something
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: kind of fun, you can YouTube this part of his hearing.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 2: And listen to the entire thing. It's an odd, odd move.
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 2: It is really odd. You think that's an odd move.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 2: Watch him oddly trying to defend it. It says, it
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 2: says to allow some applicants who have engaged in prostitution
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 2: and bestiality to be considered for employment, insisting that the
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: move was made to enable victims of those acts to
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 2: apply for a job without the fear of automatic disqualification.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: So that means that they must have people who are
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: qualifying for that job that have that on their resume. Like,
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 2: I can't even think of a scenario where a human
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 2: is a victim in any example of bestiality. And where
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 2: do you write the application? In the other section? It's complicated.
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 2: You click other and then like that. Like we're always
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: on and off. No pun intended. She's been a bitch lately.
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 2: This is one of the most chin-scratching headlines I think
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen in my eight years of doing radio. I've never,
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, when they brought it up, I thought it
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 2: was like an AI thing. I thought it was like
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 2: an onion story. It feels very onion. The whole year
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 2: feels very onion. I don't think the onion would even
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 2: do that. It kind of tracks, though.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 7: It does.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 2: It's just like, yep, just another day.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 2: Just another day. What chapter of Revelations are we in?
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: It says Patel was pressed on the FBI hiring standards.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: FBI quietly issued guidance this past spring lifting a categorical...
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 2: hiring restriction on applicants who had previously participated in prostitution.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 2: The Bureau made a similar change with regard to childhood
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: experience and bestiality. Childhood experience? It's getting worse. I think
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: I should stop reading this. I feel like I'm committing
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 2: a crime just reading this. Don't you feel dirty just
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 2: reading it? Yeah, we don't want to punish victims of bestiality. Like,
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, a dog drugged you into a van? I don't.
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 2: Airboat got drunk? Like, it's also really hard to make
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 2: jokes about this because dogs and pets and like they're innocent.
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 2: They're awesome. John Kennedy and known for trying to be
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 2: a little wise on the stand. He says, quote, when
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 2: you saw bestiality and I say this with respect, the
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 2: person who recommended it. Why didn't you just say what
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 2: planet did you parachute in from trying to be cute
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 2: and funny?
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of speechless. Yeah, yeah. Not doing my
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 2: job very well here. All right, 407-916-1041. Again, you can
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 2: always text us at 77031. Deb, got some news for us?
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a preliminary report is released on a plane crash
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 6: in Titusville. A Florida Republican congresswoman releases ads targeting Trump
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 6: and Jack.
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 6: Costco teases the return of a popular food court item.
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 2: Let's go. We'll talk about that next during You Heard
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 2: It Here First. And, dude, before we go to break,
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 2: you know what else I heard today? That Costco is
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: becoming one of the biggest hookup places in the U.S. Really?
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: Like singles are– dude, I'm serious. Singles are using Costco
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 2: to go in and find people to date. It's becoming
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: like a scene in the dating world, going to Costco.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 2: It's weird because if you were single, why are you
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 2: buying in bulk?
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I don't know. We'll talk about that next.
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talkback Purge on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 2: What bothers me is that if I order 20 wings,
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 2: I only get 10. Because a wing is both pieces.
• 2:26:25
  Speaker 2: The drumette... Drumette, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 3: Silly.
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  Speaker 2: And the flat. That's it. That's the whole wing.
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  Speaker 3: Two pieces.
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  Speaker 2: So if I order 20 wings, I should get 20 wings.
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  Speaker 2: Step down.
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  Speaker 11: You have to stop singing.
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  Speaker 4: Because every time you do, about seven or eight truckers
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  Speaker 4: drive off the road.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to them, Deb. Both barrels. Both barrels, Deb.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to him. Sorry, truckers. Oh, dunk-a-dunk-a-dunk, Mr. Jim! Oh, dunk-a-dunk-a-dunk, dunk-a-dunk-a-dunk, tickety-doo!
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  Speaker 9: Hey, how's it going? Oh, just getting caught up on YouTube.
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  Speaker 9: I haven't really been able to listen to the entire
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  Speaker 9: show so far.
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  Speaker 4: Um.
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  Speaker 9: I saw the poll, and are we really going through
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  Speaker 9: this again? It's kind of a no-brainer. People, you can
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  Speaker 9: call them what you want, but they're flats and drummies,
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  Speaker 9: and that's it. Maybe on this day, in 2026, we
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  Speaker 9: can settle this, but it's flats and drummies. You can
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  Speaker 9: call them drumettes if you want.
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  Speaker 7: What a new cover crew you know here with.
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 13: Your favorite key bag in the Villas Hub Duval.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 2: What's going on? And we can't forget the original boob
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 2: in Boob Tube, Cassandra Peterson. Also, it's her birthday today.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 2: Too bad she's a lesbian.
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  Speaker 7: Another one of my childhood dreams crushed.
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy, that's a bad decision. Okay, JCS crew, you
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 2: guys are talking about funny movies back in the day.
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 8: You've got to talk about Strange Wilderness.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 2: Never heard of it. Oh, man, that movie kills. You're
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 2: going to crack up laughing the whole time. It is great, man.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's got the old boy from Superbad in
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 5: it when he was still fatty.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just timeless. It's so great. You guys got
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 2: to see it. I'm sure, Ross, my man, I know
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 2: you've seen it. Strange Wilderness. Check it out, Jim. All right, buddy,
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 2: I do it. Steve's on. Steve's on.
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  Speaker 11: Maybe it's Mormons that are going to Costco. Single and
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 11: buying in bulk. Because, you know, they can have like
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 11: 10 wives.
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  Speaker 2: Or husbands. No, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 11: The wives don't benefit. The man does. Because he can
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 11: have all the wives. The woman doesn't get all of
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  Speaker 11: that fun. Which is wrong. I think I'm going to
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 11: go out there and tell him that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, man. That's the purge. Thank you, Sniper. Coming
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 2: up tomorrow, we'll have Singer Sale Embers Only Primetime Kitchen
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 2: with our buddy Fiaz Khara. More Ross Padgett for you
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow as well. I'm here. Are we going to do
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 2: the interview or not?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 5: Are we?
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 2: Does he have anything to promote? I'll have to follow up.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 2: I just got this information. We were going to talk
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 2: to Michael Wanzi tomorrow, but we got some information, so
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 2: we need to clear some things up. But we may
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 2: still hear from Orlando's Truman Capote tomorrow in the 5
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: o'clock hour. It's always a good time talking to Michael.
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 2: That's all coming up tomorrow on the show. Deb, let's
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 2: get some news.
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on The
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 6: The NTSB is out with its preliminary report on the
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 6: Labor Day plane crash that killed a Tennessee doctor in
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 6: Titusville in a four-seat aircraft outside of the Space Coast
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 6: Regional Airport. The report says the plane climbed, then dropped,
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 6: then climbed again before turning left and falling into a
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 6: power line.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: It quotes a witness as saying she heard, quote, a
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 6: lot of noise, end quote, from the plane as it climbed,
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  Speaker 6: but stopped just before the crash. NTSB says the resulting
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 6: fire consumed the cockpit and instrumentation.
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  Speaker 2: A full report may take more than a year.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 6: This is a shocker, something that you and I had
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 6: talked about earlier in the day. But once a staunch
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 6: supporter of President Trump, Congressman Maria Elvira Salazar has a
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 6: new campaign ad that says her Hispanic constituents feel betrayed
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 6: by Trump's immigration policies.
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  Speaker 2: The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 2: House in 2024 feel betrayed today. You can be for
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  Speaker 2: immigration when Lincoln was for slavery and Reagan was for communism.
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  Speaker 6: She says back in July, tens of thousands of deportees
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 6: had no criminal record and those Hispanics who voted for
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 6: him now feel betrayed. The latest Economist YouGov poll shows 52%
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 6: reject the president's immigration policies. while 45% approve.
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  Speaker 2: Uncle Lou! Yeah.
• 2:31:01
  Speaker 6: And then finally, Costco is teasing the return of one
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 6: of its most popular food court items.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.
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  Speaker 6: The retailer said on social media that the item will
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 6: return for a limited time, but has not revealed what
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  Speaker 6: it is.
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  Speaker 2: So fans.
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  Speaker 6: has speculated that the returning item could be the churro
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 6: or combo pizza.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh, I didn't know about the combo pizza thing.
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  Speaker 2: The churros are good. Jack actually is the one who
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 2: turned me on to the churro before, right?
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you had the churro or the one right
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 2: up here at the street. The hot dog. I always
• 2:31:31
  Speaker 2: get the hot dog.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Costco removed churros from its food courts in 2024
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 6: in favor of chocolate chip cookies. The combo pizza was
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 6: discontinued in 2020. The company said the returning item will
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 6: be available only At U.S.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 2: Food court locations. You used to be able to get
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 2: a smoothie and, like, a parfait there or whatever. It
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 2: was ice cream with blueberries and, like, raspberries or something. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: they still have that.
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  Speaker 7: Do they really?
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 2: And you heard it here first on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 2: Very good, Deb. As always, great stories to end the
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 2: day up with. Who do we have to thank today,
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 2: young lady? We want to thank Mills Air. Happy birthday, Leon!
• 2:32:05
  Speaker 9: We love you, Mills Air!
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 6: Mills Air for saucing up our Thursdays. Also want to
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 6: thank Chloe Greenberg with the Orlando Weekly, personal injury attorney
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 6: Glenn Clausman over at Clausman Law. Just in case you
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 6: missed the Things to See with Chloe G or Colbert Court,
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 6: both of their podcasts have already been posted at the
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 6: Jim Colbert Show. Also want to thank Troy Teagues with
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 6: Matt Ombre Hot Sauce and Pete Gallum. They both made
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 6: great donations to our silent auction coming up for Suds, Pups,
• 2:32:32
  Speaker 6: and Pints next Saturday. And last but never least, Candice
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 6: Rich and Alicia Boulware for running our YouTube chat.
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys. Appreciate that very much. Jack, question of the day.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: Do you refer to your chicken wing drums as drummies?
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 2: So they're going to say no because they hate my guts,
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: and I get that.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: Michael P., he said he does, and so does Brother Matt.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: He does, and Michael P. said he guarantees at least 30%.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 2: You have a bad tell, buddy. I'll go 36%, say
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  Speaker 2: they call them drummies.
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  Speaker 4: 24%.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 2: You're a liar. I can feel it. It's cool, though,
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 2: that we have a bunch of eight-year-old listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedy,
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 2: big dogs. Yes, comedy. It's happening, actually, September 26th in
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 2: Daytona after Suds, Puffs, and Pints. I'm hopping in a
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 2: car and driving to Daytona.
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 2: And performing sketch comedy. Tickets at rosscomedy.com. Rosscomedy.com. Don't forget,
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 2: we are broadcasting live from Sunset Walk in a couple weeks.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 2: We do have Suds, Pups, and Pines coming up next weekend.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 2: So make your plans. Free event, 3 to 6 in
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 2: downtown Mount Dora. Get all the information at... Brillradio.fm slash dog.
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  Speaker 2: On behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim. We
• 2:33:39
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• 2:33:42
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• 2:33:43
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• 2:33:45
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• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: Until then, have yourself a fantastic Thursday evening. See you Friday. Bye.
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  Speaker 9: Our Lord.
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