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COLD CUTS: Stoic Reading Of Every Now & Then · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarkeys Smashing pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is five thirty eight. Fellas, sounds like we
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  Speaker 2: all had pretty busy weekends. And I don't mean busy
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  Speaker 2: week oh maybe, no, you know, I don't mean busy weekends.
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  Speaker 2: I just mean a busy week We were all doing
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  Speaker 2: stuff that we loved, but the sounds of it. My
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  Speaker 2: wife and I ended up going up to Ponsonby Road
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday night because the Pride parade was on right
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  Speaker 2: and we were very keen to go go along and
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  Speaker 2: support that. We got our timing wrong because we thought
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  Speaker 2: it was about seven o'clock that it started. Didn't actually
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  Speaker 2: properly begin till seven point thirty, so we were a
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  Speaker 2: bit early, and so I said to my wife, well, look,
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  Speaker 2: you know, let's just walk along Ponsonby Road anyway, get
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  Speaker 2: the steps and get the step count up, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And there was heaps going on on Ponsonby Road. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it was all set up. It was great and we
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  Speaker 2: got to the end of the road and everyone had
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  Speaker 2: congregated there was a great congregation of people celebrating, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Pride Parade, obviously a lot of companies and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 2: and my wife and I got talking to a few
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  Speaker 2: people and so forth, and we were just sort of
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  Speaker 2: mingling with the crowd there, and then it just started
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  Speaker 2: moving forward. And so my wife and I we were
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  Speaker 2: talking with this other couple and we didn't sort of
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  Speaker 2: realize that it was actually part of the Pride Parade
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  Speaker 2: and we were actually walking with the Pride.
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  Speaker 3: Parade on the radio now on the road. So we
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  Speaker 3: were walking with.
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  Speaker 2: You know, all the backbones that were representing it at Pride,
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  Speaker 2: and old Howdy Jay's walking along there with his wife
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  Speaker 2: and chatting away to this other couple.
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  Speaker 3: And then I hear ah, Hoidy j rebig.
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  Speaker 2: Represent I was wearing I Rebig Year hat, and so I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I should just carry on with us because people think
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'm wearing to be part of.
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  Speaker 3: The Pride parade.
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  Speaker 2: So and the amount of people that were screaming out
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  Speaker 2: re Big Year, right, and then I I got into
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  Speaker 2: the music. I did a bit of a dance, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I took a few items off because I was a
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  Speaker 2: little bit overdressed.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I really got into the because I tell you.
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  Speaker 4: What, did you get thrown out because you're you're taking
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  Speaker 4: it too fast?
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  Speaker 2: We like Actually, in the end that's what ended up happened,
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  Speaker 2: because the further down the road we got, MOGI, the
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  Speaker 2: more I was taking off because I tell you what,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of buttocks, there's a there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of beautiful human bodies walking in Pride Parade.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely, can you well, there be people out there
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  Speaker 4: that don't know what the Pride Parade is. Explain it
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  Speaker 4: for us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Pride Parade are celebrating the gay community out there,
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  Speaker 2: the rainbow, if you will, and I first six ualities whatever.
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  Speaker 4: They are beautiful and as a result in what they
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  Speaker 4: do to celebrate that is often it's it's pretty pretty clothing.
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  Speaker 4: Liss very much.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I got to say. The costumes
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  Speaker 2: were amazing. You know, there's a lot of music pumping out.
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  Speaker 2: By the time I got halfway down, ponto me right,
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  Speaker 2: I only had my rebier gear head on.
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  Speaker 5: Right, so because I wasn't Now I'm just pat sure's still.
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  Speaker 3: In the old last sue.
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  Speaker 4: Holders, right, pugs.
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  Speaker 6: Can you do a photo of like naked Parker from
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  Speaker 6: Thunderbirds No.
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  Speaker 5: Kids in the front of a parade with a Reburger head.
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  Speaker 4: On, with a really horrid looking less so in his hand.
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  Speaker 1: There's Pepsis The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hoo Oldgy Pope feels the time, by the way, six
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  Speaker 2: forty two peras.
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  Speaker 3: But right now it's time for the stoic Reading of the.
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  Speaker 5: Day with Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 6: Of the Day makes it seem like you're going to
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  Speaker 6: do this daily, but this is probably the first one
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  Speaker 6: I've done it in three weeks more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just couldn't be asked, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Is stoic of you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just being honest.
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  Speaker 5: What do you want to do it now?
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  Speaker 3: Not really, but anyway I said, I would say.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll hang on, we're going to do it. We've
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  Speaker 5: got to sell the same.
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  Speaker 6: I'll just replay it and then you launch into it, allright,
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  Speaker 6: and just pretend that you want to be here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, the stoic Reading of the Day.
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  Speaker 5: With Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas. This is a really good one.
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  Speaker 2: And there's one that really affected me and touched me
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  Speaker 2: deeply and really touched a nerve for old hoodie j
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  Speaker 2: because it's something that I suffer from terribly, and it's
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  Speaker 2: from our good mate Seneca.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he writes, yeah it's and Sendeca.
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  Speaker 5: Now hang on, isn't it isn't here formula one racing.
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  Speaker 2: And he rights, we are often more frightened than hurt,
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  Speaker 2: and we suffer more in imagination than in reality. One
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  Speaker 2: more time, we are often more frightened than hurt, and
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  Speaker 2: we suffer more in imagination than in reality.
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  Speaker 5: Break it down for us jeers can use it in
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  Speaker 5: So what does it even mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like when you were a young kid, kesy.
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  Speaker 2: And you you know, had to go and swim at
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  Speaker 2: the pools right and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah, just picture them now.
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  Speaker 3: You would scream and yell and at your mom.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, mamma keasy, no, mumma, kesey.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it because and you were
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  Speaker 2: thinking about your NEPs.
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  Speaker 3: And the ridicule that you were going to get, and
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  Speaker 3: in your imagination.
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  Speaker 2: You created this world where everyone was going in reality yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whereas in reality people were disgusted but they
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  Speaker 2: didn't really care. No, And so the the the imagination
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  Speaker 2: in places that were much darker than the actual reality. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: people were disgusted, but not as disgusted as they were.
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  Speaker 3: In your mind.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, I felt like there were more.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, So does this resonate with you all?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it is, isn't it. It's the fear that you
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  Speaker 4: create in your mind. Yes, is often worse than the reality.
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  Speaker 4: So you think, oh, no, I did not do that
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  Speaker 4: because of you know, X, Y and Z. You make
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  Speaker 4: all the excuses, and then when you're do that, wasn't
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  Speaker 4: that bad at all? Yes? Better off just doing it,
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  Speaker 4: cracking on with it always, but worse in your imagination
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  Speaker 4: than it is in reality, unless it is worse in reality.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that's what I'll argue is that, you know, I
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  Speaker 6: was when Jay Cidy was going to do a Starke
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  Speaker 6: reading the day. I was like, in my head, I
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  Speaker 6: was like, this is going to be terrible, right yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 6: And then we're doing it now in reality and it's
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  Speaker 6: way worse than I thought.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Okay, Well you think about anxiety, right, you hung
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  Speaker 2: over and you go, oh my god, what did I
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  Speaker 2: do last night? And your imagination. You know, you're an
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  Speaker 2: absolute piece of work and incredibly handsy, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: groping and saying inappropriate stuff. But the reality is probably
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  Speaker 2: that you were just you know, a little bit steamed
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  Speaker 2: and you had a nice evening and.
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  Speaker 3: When went to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Right unless you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you didn't, of course, and you were really handsy
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  Speaker 2: and shock and you know, saying really inappropriate stuff because
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  Speaker 2: you'd had fifty bees.
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  Speaker 6: This is a hypothetical situation though it feels like you're
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  Speaker 6: talking about me.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you see that again in your imagination.
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  Speaker 3: You think we're talking about you, but in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: So the reality is we're not.
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  Speaker 4: Are we made No, that's right, okay, But if it's
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  Speaker 4: ringing some bells, well it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Radio Stained Stained.
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  Speaker 2: Never really heard of them, not really familiar with Stained,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with your fair.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they came out and a round about your two
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  Speaker 4: thousand and three four roundabout then, okay? Produced by Fred
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  Speaker 4: Durst from Limp Biscuit. Yes, Stained, we're on a tour
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  Speaker 4: with Limp Biscuit and old Fred Durst came out there
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  Speaker 4: and sang a song with him that blew up. The
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  Speaker 4: live version of it, and then he went on to
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  Speaker 4: produce their album and that did pretty well. Although really,
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  Speaker 4: got a couple of good chunes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, from that era of sort of like Creed and
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  Speaker 6: a few other bands where they've got a few songs.
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  Speaker 5: I love this song.
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  Speaker 4: I would say Creed are infinitely better because you've got
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  Speaker 4: great A lot of great songs are about guilty pleasure.
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  Speaker 4: But stayed that. I tried to like them. It's a
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  Speaker 4: hard listen, but.
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  Speaker 6: There's so many bands like that though. It's been like
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  Speaker 6: even on our plate, it's like quite a lot of
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  Speaker 6: the bands. They have a great song, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 6: you go and listen to more than you like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh ah, yes, y yeah, Okay, so I might do
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  Speaker 3: that on my walk.
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  Speaker 2: a little bit controversially. It's a very sort of steady
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  Speaker 2: very right, but it's very Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 4: The old school, slightly off Eddie Vida, sort of a
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  Speaker 4: little bit nasally up there, very typical of the times. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: same as Creed's got step ripped his voice off too
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  Speaker 4: very much.
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  Speaker 2: So now after six o'clock we're going to try and
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  Speaker 5: You're sing good luck with that.
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  Speaker 2: The time is four thirty eight. Fellows, I'm on the
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  Speaker 2: horns of a dilemma and I need your help.
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  Speaker 3: Sureman, you're a sting for.
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  Speaker 5: Their kisy ah. What was it? Dilemma?
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  Speaker 3: Horns of a dilemma?
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  Speaker 5: Horns of a dilemma with.
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  Speaker 3: Let me sit the scene if I may.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow is my youngest daughter's eighteenth birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, big day.
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  Speaker 3: Now, as you'll be aware, we've just moved into an apartment.
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  Speaker 2: And I said to my daughter, and my wife said
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  Speaker 2: to my daughter, what do you want to do on
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  Speaker 2: your birthday?
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  Speaker 4: Your apartment there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And she said, wow, I want to get all
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  Speaker 2: my friends over like the filth from out West and
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  Speaker 2: I want them to come to the apartment and then
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go clubbing. That sounds great, And I
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  Speaker 2: said clubbing really, and she said yeah, I've got to
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  Speaker 2: do it. I've got to go clubbing. And I was like, okay, fine,
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  Speaker 2: you can do that. And I said, what are you
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  Speaker 2: going to do afterwards? And she said, well, then we'll
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  Speaker 2: all just come back to the apartment. Presumably one would
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  Speaker 2: think in the early hours of the morning, in celebratory mood. Well,
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  Speaker 2: now you know from your own experience of my apartment,
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  Speaker 2: we're at seven thirsty. Whilst we were having a dinner party,
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  Speaker 2: one of my neighbors came up and complained about the noise.
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  Speaker 2: And I have deep concerns, and I've said this to
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  Speaker 2: my daughter. I said, well, how about we pay for
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  Speaker 2: an uber for you and your mates to go back
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  Speaker 2: to your mate's place who lives out west. And she
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, I really want to come back to
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  Speaker 2: the apartment and do that. And I said, well, I
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  Speaker 2: just don't think it'll be very fun because we'll be
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  Speaker 2: coming in constantly going.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, keep it down.
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  Speaker 2: Just they'll be thumping around all over the place, slamming
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  Speaker 2: bloody doors, you know, laughing, have a merry old time
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  Speaker 2: because who knows what they're going to get.
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  Speaker 3: Up to on the bloody nightclub?
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  Speaker 2: Right, because she's legally now able to do certain things
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  Speaker 2: which I'm not stoked about, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Right, what do I do here? Fellis it's going to
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  Speaker 3: turn into a ship fight?
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  Speaker 4: Now? What day of the week is she doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow?
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  Speaker 4: She's doing it on a Thursday. L have you been
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  Speaker 4: to a nightclob kez here? Just like a bar, just
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  Speaker 4: sort of like a lounge bar dancing.
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  Speaker 6: Not thirteen years but from what I remember, Thursday's go
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  Speaker 6: all rightys, go good cheap?
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  Speaker 4: Do you get dis kind of drinks as well? She'll
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  Speaker 4: be drinking carapis, she'll be. I guess you got to
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  Speaker 4: ask yourself what your priorities are, Jason, Yes, okay, look
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  Speaker 4: at ask yourself this. What's more important the happiness of
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  Speaker 4: my daughter on the eighteenth birthday or the my neighbors
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  Speaker 4: who are all ancient elderly have no jobs to worry about,
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  Speaker 4: and there them getting good a good night's sleep.
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  Speaker 3: My neighbors.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's your priority.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Another option is you could pay for a hotel or
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  Speaker 6: something nearby, and say what you guys get a big
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  Speaker 6: hotel there, and you guys all get all.
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  Speaker 4: The neighbors to go in state.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, what do you old money bags? Howdy j.
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  Speaker 2: I've run through my dog squad money mate, there's no
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  Speaker 2: that series isn't coming back.
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  Speaker 6: You're loaded, man, I dropped the act, Hody, Joe, we
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  Speaker 6: know you got cash to burn.
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  Speaker 5: Brother.
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  Speaker 4: I think you have to tell them. I mean I
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  Speaker 4: would just say, you go for it. Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 4: I'd say. That that would be That would be me.
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  Speaker 4: And it's just too bad for the neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: It is also living. But I've lived in that environment before,
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  Speaker 4: and so I would say, look, they're welcome to come
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  Speaker 4: over beforehand, then you can go out, then they can
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  Speaker 4: go home. Yeah, but I'm not having all your mates.
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  Speaker 4: You're an adult now. You don't get to have your
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  Speaker 4: mates to come over, unless, of course, you're in your
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  Speaker 4: own house, which you're welcome to do.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great one. When do you want your own home?
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  Speaker 3: You can do whatever the hell your bloody want. Well.
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  Speaker 4: Also, you've got to keep in mind the fact that
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  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, I mean, do you want her to
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  Speaker 4: stay home and live with you or do you want
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  Speaker 4: me to move out? Because these are the sorts of
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  Speaker 4: things that's going to push things to a decision one
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  Speaker 4: way or the other.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually that's why I left home in the end,
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  Speaker 2: because I was party boy, yes, and it was like
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  Speaker 2: me and your father was like, well this is this
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  Speaker 2: isn't working out to party boy.
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  Speaker 5: Hoyt, I reckon.
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  Speaker 6: What you're going to do is you have to go
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  Speaker 6: around to your neighbor, especially that the lady below you
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  Speaker 6: who interrupted out did a party after twenty minutes, saying
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  Speaker 6: we were too loud, and you've got to tell them
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  Speaker 6: that tomorrow nice mate, my daughter's a tenth birthday.
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  Speaker 5: He and mate's going to come home from.
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  Speaker 6: Clubbing and just just so you're aware, and it'll be
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  Speaker 6: the only time it happens because it's her birthday.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she's terrifying.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well you can write a note and your daughter.
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  Speaker 4: Can go down and do it.
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  Speaker 3: You can.
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  Speaker 4: But you can say it's good for her, but really
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  Speaker 4: it's because you're too much. It's coward Yeah, get my
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  Speaker 4: wife to do it. Yeah yeah, and then just and
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  Speaker 4: then just say all right, have every run over. It's
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  Speaker 4: your eighteenth birthday. Go for it and just alert the neighbors.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Then I come home at three o'clock in the morning
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  Speaker 4: absolutely hammered bang on for another three hour, smoking darts
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  Speaker 4: and all sorts, and you guys were sweet with their day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll make them a cheese board or something like
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  Speaker 2: that for when they come home.
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  Speaker 4: You'll have to bring it over.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: True, you don't do on trees or anything.
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  Speaker 3: Eh, coutious.
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  Speaker 2: I mean my wife is getting a t shirt with
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  Speaker 2: a letters at number six on it.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, cool?
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  Speaker 5: Can I play the Food Fighters?
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  Speaker 1: No, the whole aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey