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FULL SHOW: Cooties n Nits · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hob I King Big Show Show Show thanks to
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, this is big, heaving show, Big Jason Heitz might note, and.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, Louise old magie wearing his tidy whitey today, and
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  Speaker 2: boy it is straining at the scenes there, and boy,
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  Speaker 2: boy it's getting a woman's shoes at twitching. How are
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  Speaker 2: you Stallion going pretty grousy?
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  Speaker 5: Your mad dog, your cross dress and son of a bee?
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  Speaker 3: Just for the listeners, Jason's goes women's boots on again today.
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  Speaker 5: So James bought some boots and it turns out he
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  Speaker 5: found out later that they're woman's boots. Chaos and harmony,
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  Speaker 5: but his credit and I cannot give him enough credit here,
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  Speaker 5: he is going to continue to wear them despite all
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  Speaker 5: of the evidence telling them that he should not. I've
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  Speaker 5: got nothing but respect for you, mate, You're a backbone.
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  Speaker 5: I went to the gym today for the second time
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  Speaker 5: in six months. Great stuff, and I got to get
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  Speaker 5: back at it. Brother, I've got to get back at it.
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  Speaker 5: How long has it been for you, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Four years? I went for a month or so in
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  Speaker 3: like twenty I remember.
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  Speaker 4: You going show.
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  Speaker 2: You really didn't give it a good shot, did you, Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Well no, I just remember you hating it. And there
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  Speaker 2: was that one dude that was at the gym that
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  Speaker 2: was grinding.
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  Speaker 5: Yours and then you stopped that, and then you started running,
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  Speaker 5: and then you stopped running because you hated that as well.
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  Speaker 3: And he was eating. Now I'm just sort of eating
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  Speaker 3: in quaffing beers and beer, which I prefer to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you what, I'm thoroughly enjoyed the last
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  Speaker 4: five months.
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  Speaker 3: Three sets of that daily and uh kind of sound
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  Speaker 3: the same neck as normal, Jase, though, you look great, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you man.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say the boots are the boots? Now that
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  Speaker 3: I've seen them for a second day, they do actually
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  Speaker 3: look okay, And I love the way you've paid them
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  Speaker 3: with the stockings. I think the whole look is just
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  Speaker 3: it's working. Yeah, fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: Look well, interestingly enough, Mogi, I've started work on my buzzies.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to the gym?
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  Speaker 3: Up?
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  Speaker 2: Started during my exercises at home and just tightening up
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  Speaker 2: that upper body region, just tightening it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What's what's your sort of Oh you know you planking,
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  Speaker 3: that's not that's not for that.
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  Speaker 2: Your your press ups, your abb crunches and all that
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  Speaker 2: sort of stuff. Just you know, just getting everything in
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  Speaker 2: tied order. Couple couple with of course my immense amount
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  Speaker 2: of walking that I do.
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  Speaker 3: Now, well that's the thing. You got those lovely boots.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, and you sort of you want to beat
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  Speaker 5: your body to be at the same standard as your
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  Speaker 5: sexy boots.
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  Speaker 3: So if anything, the look you're going for, I reckon
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  Speaker 3: you keep the buzzies.
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  Speaker 4: That was coming.
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  Speaker 3: I really did. What's going up on the show? You
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  Speaker 3: what's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: The Breakfast Boys are making their way over to the
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  Speaker 5: Grand Final in Sydney, the n RL Grand Final. It's
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  Speaker 5: going to be in October. You could be there with them.
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  Speaker 5: That's the Breakfast Boys, along with g lane. Listen out
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  Speaker 5: for you Q to call and you might get yourself
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  Speaker 5: into the draw if you call it.
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  Speaker 3: Hed Aki. We're also on and off the whole show
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  Speaker 3: about Jason's shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I we've touched on.
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  Speaker 5: We talked about it during the otro, and I have
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  Speaker 5: not laughed like that for well, probably since yesterday. But
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  Speaker 5: I thoroughly enjoyed it. And also Fellows probably up next.
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  Speaker 3: Old Mogie.
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  Speaker 5: I had a dream last night and I need your
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  Speaker 5: help and the listeners help to decipher it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: In the meantime, here's a bit of Bush.
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  Speaker 2: Mus there on the radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas, I had a dream last night and it's got me.
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  Speaker 5: It's got me feeling a little bit uneasy. My wife
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  Speaker 5: went out last night with a friend of hers, which
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  Speaker 5: is all good, a male friend. They went out for dinner.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing un toward there. Wow anyway, So go to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: She's home. Go to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: She came home.
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  Speaker 5: It's saying by about nine o'clock or something. I go
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  Speaker 5: to sleep, and I have a hype. You know how
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  Speaker 5: sometimes your dreams are hyper real. You guys will know
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  Speaker 5: that I've got a cat called bird Ship Chris, Chris
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  Speaker 5: an absolute backbone of a cat. Now, this cat comes
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  Speaker 5: to me in my dream. In my dream, I'm at
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  Speaker 5: my laptop just doing a bit of work.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, even in your dreams, you're just doing give bit
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  Speaker 3: of work.
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  Speaker 5: And the cat says to me, Hey, I hate to
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  Speaker 5: be the one to tell you this one, Mogi, my
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  Speaker 5: old son, but your wife is cheating on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, wow? And I was like, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: And bird Ship Chris look me right in the eye
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  Speaker 5: and said, I would never lie to you. Right, hyper real.
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  Speaker 5: And I woke up with a start, felt really triggered
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  Speaker 5: to sleep for the rest of the night. And the
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  Speaker 5: next morning I had to you know, this morning, I
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  Speaker 5: had to ask my wife and said, she's I had
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  Speaker 5: a weird dream last night. Bird shit Chris, you know,
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  Speaker 5: said that you've been having an affair. And she's like,
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  Speaker 5: oh really, And I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is that how she responded?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? But I said, you know, what do you think
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  Speaker 5: about that? And she said, well, of course I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I would never, I have never, and that's the end
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  Speaker 5: of it. So I'm just sort of from my point
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  Speaker 5: of view, I'm wondering who to believe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's tricky, right because has has your cat
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  Speaker 3: bird ship Chris Ever, Chris Ever giving you sort of
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  Speaker 3: any reason to believe that, you know, does your cat
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  Speaker 3: have a history of life?
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  Speaker 4: That cat's never lied to me once?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say on this front, this is freaking
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  Speaker 2: me out actually, because I think we all agree cats
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  Speaker 2: particularly innate and instinctive ability to read human beings. They
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  Speaker 2: see things and can I say, smell things that you
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  Speaker 2: know us humans miss.
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  Speaker 3: So you think Mowgie's cat smelt an a fear maybe.
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  Speaker 2: But also they're very like I had jizz pouring on
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  Speaker 2: my lap.
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  Speaker 3: Today, Are you talking about your cat?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And she was just eye balling me at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: But when I say she was reading me, guys, it
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  Speaker 2: was like she was reading what was going on in
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  Speaker 2: my mind and my body, and cats have that ability
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  Speaker 2: to just know what's going on before we even do.
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  Speaker 2: So the fact that you had such a profound and
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  Speaker 2: vivid dream with your cat telling you your wife is
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  Speaker 2: having an affair, and I don't believe for a second
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  Speaker 2: of you know the Bircher Crest.
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  Speaker 3: Would lie as your wife who I've met in a
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  Speaker 3: lovely Yes, has she ever shown any history of being
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  Speaker 3: even slightly you know.
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  Speaker 4: Well not at all.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, she knows that she's never going to find
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  Speaker 5: a man like me outside of our four walls, and
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  Speaker 5: anyone else would just be a massive let down. But
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  Speaker 5: at the same time, on the other hand, I just
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  Speaker 5: remember as Boodschick Chris says to me, I would never
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  Speaker 5: lie to you. Yeah, and like look at me dead
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  Speaker 5: in the eye. My wife didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, can I put it this way too? Animals don't
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  Speaker 2: have the capacity to lie?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right they were. Yeah, you're right, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Humans can, but would be the only sort of creatures
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  Speaker 3: on earth that could do that. Yeah, I think so wow,
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  Speaker 3: wow to worry it is scary. I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. Three four eight three.
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  Speaker 5: I mean she has, you know, taken numerous dumps on
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  Speaker 5: my bed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that doesn't mean she's having a fear though,
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  Speaker 2: One of the things I'm very excited about tomorrow is
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  Speaker 2: I get to wear the sky Tower hat again. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you remember the hat that I got to light it up? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was that was awesome. So that's going to be
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  Speaker 2: exciting as well, and if you're not.
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  Speaker 3: To cross everything too. Obviously, when it comes to doing
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  Speaker 3: charity and raising funds, people do sort of wacky stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I encourage people to donate. What are you doing, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: while I'm obviously going to be broadcasting for a large
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  Speaker 3: portion of the day, But Jase, yeah, you've obviously put
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  Speaker 3: your hand up to do It's called a skytower triathlon,
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  Speaker 3: which is where you walk up every single steerwell fifty
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  Speaker 3: one steerwells. You then do the roof walk and then
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  Speaker 3: you jump off the sky jump as well. So to
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  Speaker 3: do the big three while wearing the hat and the
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  Speaker 3: boots I think is just amazing. So lu to three
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  Speaker 5: Look, it's a long way up there, especially you know
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  Speaker 5: by the time the fifty one flights, fifty one flights,
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  Speaker 5: it's a lot Jason's over the steps and to have
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  Speaker 5: to lug those boats up, Oh they're very light.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to be I.
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  Speaker 5: Tell you, by the time you get to sort of
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  Speaker 5: the forty six forty seventh floor, your calves are going
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  Speaker 5: to be popping And there's nothing a gentleman likes more
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  Speaker 5: than another gentleman wearing woman shoes with popping calves.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, tell you just on that front.
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  Speaker 2: Actually funny, funny little story because as you know, I've
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  Speaker 2: been doing a lot of walking around the city and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: ten times that more than I used to. And I
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  Speaker 2: was very excited because I thought, oh Jesus is going
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  Speaker 2: to beef me old legs up, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a bit of bulk on my legs.
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  Speaker 4: But all that's actually happened is it's.
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  Speaker 2: Shredded my legs, so my muscles are really well defined,
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  Speaker 2: but they're still as skinny airs, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually sheeted rather than bulked up in my legs.
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  Speaker 5: You've been doing cardio, you haven't been doing weight, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because your legs have only been carrying you around.
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  Speaker 2: There was a lot of weight on the top half
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  Speaker 2: the buzzies and running at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what what are you like with heights, Jace?
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  Speaker 3: Just because obviously the second part of the skytower treeth
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  Speaker 3: on you're doing wearing the hat and the boots is
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  Speaker 3: you've got to do the sky walk up the top,
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  Speaker 3: which is when you walk around the fall outside at
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  Speaker 3: the very top of the Skytown.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look I was really into doing that. Apparently Jerry's
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  Speaker 2: doing that, so that's hard. I'm not. I'm not, you know,
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  Speaker 2: cutting his lunch as they say, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, and like, wait, are you scared of heights
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  Speaker 3: because I want you up there, you know, trembling in
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  Speaker 3: your boot.
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  Speaker 2: Well I know that you both said that you are.
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  Speaker 3: I am scared of heights. That's why I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 4: But no, look no, I'm not scared of hike.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing. I am. I am. I hate it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so that's why I'm not doing it. And full credits
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  Speaker 3: to you, Ja man, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome, Thanks man, Thanks failers.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, I don't forget takes lud to three four eight
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow all day live from the top of the sky Tower.
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  Speaker 3: Wit see who's joining.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry and Ire on the Export Ultra Grand Final Beer
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  Speaker 1: Garden to it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe that's all wrapping up next Wednesday. Fellers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got to get in there quick, smart
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  Speaker 2: if you want to win this trip with for you
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  Speaker 2: and a mate to go to Sydney watch the Grand Final,
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  Speaker 2: have amazing accommodation, go on a harbor cruz, go to
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  Speaker 2: the races. Bloody good time had by all.
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  Speaker 3: One of the great prizes it is, who would you
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  Speaker 3: take with you, Maggie if you won?
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  Speaker 2: Great question?
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  Speaker 5: Keezy h I take Jason because I know how much
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  Speaker 5: he loves the shopping over there and the.
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  Speaker 3: League as well. I suppose I only loves the league. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you're given five hundred dollars spending money, Jason taking
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  Speaker 3: over Olsei, what would you buy it?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, probably a nice new jacket or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: really full length. Yeah, okay, maybe a nice blouse.
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  Speaker 3: It looked lovely. That's right. Jerry and Naya and g
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  Speaker 3: Lane heading over to the Grand Final as well. It's
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  Speaker 3: going me bloody, bloody Gray. I'm very very very jealous,
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  Speaker 3: especially if the Wires make it through to the Grand Final.
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  Speaker 3: I take Keasy, thanks man, not I'm not joke. Good
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  Speaker 3: stuffy Karen Man, How you going good?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Karen?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me Karen, how's your day going?
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  Speaker 3: It's not bad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 3: A nice?
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  Speaker 4: Nice?
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  Speaker 3: Hey Karen? Karen? Never mind?
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  Speaker 4: Hey Karen?
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  Speaker 2: Who would you take with you?
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  Speaker 4: If you are lucky enough to win, We're probably go
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  Speaker 4: to the boys.
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  Speaker 2: Good on your Karen. You're in the Drawerstown the line mate,
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  Speaker 2: get a Clayton, your mad barstard?
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  Speaker 4: How's life? Life's good?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Very well?
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  Speaker 4: Thank Clayton, you're mad dog. How did you come up
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  Speaker 4: with a name?
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  Speaker 3: Clayton? Brother?
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  Speaker 4: You don't hear Clayton too often.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I didn' choose it myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a babe.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good name.
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  Speaker 2: That's all right.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust Clayton? Or a teacher?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: What age are we looking at here?
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  Speaker 2: College age?
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  Speaker 4: School of hard knocks?
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  Speaker 2: Men?
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  Speaker 3: Do you tell them what for?
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  Speaker 2: I tell him what for? I show him what for?
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  Speaker 2: You now, listen, we don't want the other fellows that
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  Speaker 2: you're going with potentially having a good time. Do you
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  Speaker 2: have the ability to sort of booby trap and sabotage
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  Speaker 2: this trip?
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  Speaker 3: Do that?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah Clayton? Good, all right, you're in the drawer Clayton.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful on your mate?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice stuff?
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  Speaker 5: I Reckon Clayton would be a mad dog. Have you
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  Speaker 5: heard that froze before? Yes, mad dog? Yeah, a mad dog,
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  Speaker 5: like a dog that's got rabies or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much with the him an equivalent. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 3: so he like bite people and stuff. More chances to
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  Speaker 3: getting drawed. Just keep listening to Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: I used to do that on the Firewater when I
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  Speaker 4: was a younger man.
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  Speaker 5: Bite people if I've been drinking whiskey affectionately, but they
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  Speaker 5: still didn't like it.
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  Speaker 3: Nipping them here there you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Jase, Yeah, Man, here's the Strokes.
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• 16:44
  Speaker 2: maybe we should let Keesy kick off today because he
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: was going to watch Broken Wood Mysteries today and I'm very,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: very eager, indeed to see how old keys he found it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Last Sunday, the episode of Broken Wood Mystery that heavily
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: featured Jace, your character Ray, and he was heavily tied
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: up in the storyline of this particular mystery. It was
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: on TV's one channel one. I assume, I'm not sure.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I watched it on Plus Yes anyway, started put it
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: on and my wife is, I'm not feeling this. Let's
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: watch something else, Let's watch this another time, And I
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: was like, sweet, airs man. So I haven't watched it,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: but we've watched the first episode of a UK comedy
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: called Can You Keep Us?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Last night I watched Maternal Instinct and it's a documentary
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: about this mad woman who fakes her pregnancy, shocking Basard.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: What was it called Maternal Instinct?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: I need he switched on to that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd give it a mess.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: You sort of plow all the way through it, and
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: so I get on with it, and then you find
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: out what she did, and I immediately turned it off.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I don't want to know any more about it. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: don't know. It's pretty full on.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: And so she was just lying, she got herself a
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: fake belly, all that sort of stuff. Then her found
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: we found out that she was lying and that she
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: was actually impossible for this human being to have children,
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: it turned out. But she kept on going with a lie,
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: and then she sort of developed the plan to steal
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: a baby. But once I found out what it was,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I was over it, so I wouldn't recommend watching it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: One bluzzy of a possible five and that's on Netflix.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Maternal instinct, good stuff.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I watched Broken Wood Mysteries.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Do you actually watch it?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: And if you want quality drama, boy, give this a skip.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Nah, he trying to get the sack.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Ummm, No, I didn't actually watch Broken Wood Mysteries. I
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: have that thing where I don't like watching anything I'm in.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: No, No, it's smart.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I don't anything you're in as well?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: What would turned out?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: And you're and again, I'm very disappointed in your wife.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: She keeps pulling it off.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Do you know what the reason is? It's ninety minutes long.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: That is a movie.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: But you guys could break it up over your normal
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: viewing sessions of like that. You could break that down
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: over five nights.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Keezy Jay, she begging, Man, it's disgusting to watch Broken Wood.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I mean I as soon as Game of Two Halves
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: comes out, man, I'm on there.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Did you? It was last week's episode sprint Home almost
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: because last week's episode enthusiastic. No, h I watch me,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I don't watch you man. It's the relationship, and and
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: so it hurts a little bit.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It hurts.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Well, it's on tonight seven thirty on Sky. You're gonna
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: watch it?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, funny?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, do you even need to? And can I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: just say, I'm giving up my first five busies of
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the year.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Ruin what is it called the integrity of the busy
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: ratings that seek you by throwing out a fake one
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: like that? That is not fake man, Even though if
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: you watched it, you probably would give it a genuine
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: five busies.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Well totally, I have watched it, and I'm giving it
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: a genuine five busies.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: It was your favorite. You were who other than me?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I was the host though, so you were my friend,
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: which he remember? Did you like the best?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I just thought I was sort of transfixed with the
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: way that you were hosting it, okay, because I knew
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: that you that you were under the gun because you
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: had to fill in for the great Laura McGoldrick.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Not under the gun at all as well with than
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: my abilities.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And you just absolutely nailed it, man.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: NaNs mane any work on?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Oh look, we can talk about those off here, because
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to take away from the glow I
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: felt of pride of your performance.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I actually watched Broken when I was lying,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I did watch it. Oh my god, Jays, your performance
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: was so good.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Thank you man.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: It was so believable the way you were like, oh,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't do it, you know, I was transfixed by
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: six busies out of sex.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, stuff.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back in massive Backbones. I hope you're getting
• 21:00
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• 21:06
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• 21:08
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• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit upset actually fellas.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: A look of your boots and the reflection Jason's wearing
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: women's boots. Just it's important to catch people up who
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: aren't aware of what's happening.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: It's a little bit, it's a little bit of a
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: vibe of Daisy Duke from.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: And I've got the cutoffs to back that up.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I would love to see that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: But no, that's not why I'm upset. I love my boots.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Why are you upset, Jason.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You know when you're sort of because Wednesday night now
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and our households kind of going out night. We've had
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: four home cooked meals in a row.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Enough's enough, right.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, that's that's good for you actually,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: And so it's like, no, no, we're going out. And
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: of course I make my suggestion, and my wife's like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not really into that, and I'm like, ah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: What it's because the suggestion of yours is the same restaurant.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: You are obsessed with this, and I do the same thing.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I get obsessed with the same dish from the same
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: restaurant and that's all I want to eat. And then
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I'll try and suggest it, and then my wife will
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: be like, we've had that like five weeks in a row.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I think she's probably not thrilled about going out in
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: public with you and those boots she loves.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And then actually has been nothing but encouraging the whole time.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: You know what you could do that your wife might
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: be into?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Just see a.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: God, what what could we do that my wife.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Would be into?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Um? They do those those dinners where the entire room
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: is dark, yeah, and the waiters are blind, but I
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: still think they'll be able to sense your boots.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I still think that glow in the dark.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: And I don't think you know a hot pot scenario,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the dark's gonna.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Work very No, No, you wouldn't still get a hop Jase,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: you're gonna move on from the hot.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing it, man, Okay, Hey.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Next up, I've got a personal question I need to
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: ask you, fellers. It was a trauma that I went
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: through as a child, and I'm wondering if you went
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: through the same trauma. Oh wow, Okay, but that's up next.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: In the meantime, he is Arctic.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Monkeys The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Tune in and.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Four on Radio Hoary Stone Temple pilots here on the
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Radio Hotarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening. The time is
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: fourteen minutes past five o'clock. And I got to say, feelers,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: you know, it's been a it's been an interesting week
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: for old hoodie j with my new boots, you know,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: and stepping outside the box and being a bit different. Yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: you know, and and I know that, don't get me wrong,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of fans out there for
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: my boots.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Well, we're very supportive of it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you guys are too, and you guys
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: love them.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Why do you think we keep going on and on
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: and on about them?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, totally.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: But it's actually taking me back to a time where
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sort of feeling a little bit vulney. Rah. And
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: that's when I was at primary school and it was
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a time when.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Did you accidentally wear your sister's boots? Yeah? Were they
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: making you wear woman's boots?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: We didn't have shoes back then. Oh, it's just barefoot
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: on the frosty grass.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Right, and you were painted toenails or something? Is that it? No, keysy,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out where you going with
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: this man.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry, And I was curious because it was there any
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: time in my life I can compare to this time
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: where I you know, because I'm a bet out there, right,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And that was the time when I was about six
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: years old and I was at school and I got coodies.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: You actually caught cooties.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, yes, I got coodies, And I
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: don't know what it was like at your primary schools.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know you spent a lot of time
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: at home keysy in your bubble bubble.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Ye, you didn't spend a lot of time at school,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: But where I was getting cooties was like persona non grada.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You were shunned. Oh you were ridiculed. You are isolated.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: And I'll never forget the feeling of the teacher going
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: around the classroom doing a cooties check or.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: You got nits year nets? Do you think in Pubert No,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I thought cooties was like just a made up thing
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: that you catch.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: That was the name for nts.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, net and the teacher going around everyone in the
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: classroom and the only one that had codies aka nets
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: was Hoidy J.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: So you were you were patient zero, You were the
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: outbreak monkey.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I was, yes, if you want to look at it
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: like that, and I was immediately ostracized into the corner
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: of the room.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: They may have even given me a hear knit.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: If you're going to make you a little six year
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: old Hordy J with a hairnet in the corner and
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: everyone going, oh, Jason's got coodies. And my question for you,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: and I know it's a personal one, did you guys
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: ever get coodies?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, I'm sure I had them. Everybody, did you
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: got that beautiful soft scalp?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: You see?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm very lush here.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: And they go through the school kids like bloody wildfire.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I remember we had the public nurse came in and
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: there was a few solutions that you could have for it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Number first thing you had to do was shave all
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: your hair off. Yes, they also had a steel comb, right,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: and I remember the nurse there explaining that if you
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: comb the hair, then that takes the legs off the knit, right,
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: but then then unable to grip your scalp. But you're
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: telling us the children, we're about seven or eight, and
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: one of the one of the boys in the class said,
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: you know, does it hurt them its? You know, when
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: you come through with a comb and you rip off
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: its legs.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: This cause was really sensitive and really worried, and the
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: teacher made it feel right, saying, well, how would you
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: feel if you were sitting there at lunch time and
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: somebody came along and chopped your arms and legs off
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: when you're trying to eat a sandwich?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: And I felt that was a good point.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's well handled.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: And then the.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Other option was then they would they would put your head,
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: they would dunk your head and sort of a forty
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: four drum gallon drum of kerosene.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Right, because at my school they just put mayonnaise on
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: your head.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Yogurt mayonnaise? Are you serious? Come on man.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: But also of course they steal the steel comb mogives
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: for the eggs as well. But funny you should say that,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: because the only thing that's ever worked in my life
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: and for my own kids was keirasine. And then you
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: wrap it their heads up and glad rap, that's right,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: and it kills the lot broken legs and kerosene.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Rush your legs off.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: The bustards and you've drowned them and wrap them up
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and glad rap. Yeah right.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: They hate it, Yeah, totally man.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: There are a week species. Right. So this is the
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: closest you've felt wearing the new booties, yes, is when
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: you had Coody.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: It's like me sitting in classroom again as a six
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: year old, my hairnead on and anyone just going, oh, Jason,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: he's got.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Codie, Yeah yeah yeah, And now it's like ooh, he's
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: got those booties on wrap. I would have liked them
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: with kerosene three four eight three stories from when you've
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: had cooties please, I've never had them ever.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I find they're very hard to believe.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Keezy the Hillarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: tune in four on Radio.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Holky Radio head There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening the time five twenty six, fellas Geez
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: the time flies. We're talking cooties, Yeah, otherwise known as
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: head lies.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: What did you call them, Kiezy?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Someone's text through here, which is what we used to
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: call them at home kutus Yeah, cutooz, which I thought
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: we derived from it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I thought that was just a saying like a thing
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: that didn't exist, like you'll catch cooties. Yeah, I don't
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: realize it actually meant knits.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you gave out some advice which was to
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: dunk a child's head into kerosene.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: A few people text and go, hey, you should probably
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: not do that because.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: It's well, I'm not saying that you should do it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: I'm saying that it happened to me. Yes, happen to
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: you specifically. Yeah, we used to bathing it when you
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: had knits anytime.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: What we used to do is put it on the
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: cone and then.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: That. But I'll be honest with you, he don't be going.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Dousing your hidden kerosene clear wake up.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: A lot of people texting it on three four eight three.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Dwayne sees, God, it's like listen to my granddad talking
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: about his war stories.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Come on, Dwayne Mann a war man. I reckon he
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: would be able to get into war wearing those boots.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well I couldn't.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Terrible, I couldn't get into war because of flat face fat.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, although if you wear those boots with the big.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Heel, that's true, I might scramble through.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Jory's wife is a teacher. She's had cooties about four times.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Gross.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Normally, when you become an adult, you're ruled out from
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: being able to get the cooties because your shelp toughens
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: up over time.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And here's the other thing that comforted me at the time,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: which was the theory that you only get cooties if
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: you've got clean here.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: They don't really like dirty here.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I reckon, that's a yarn. Yeah, I wonder if there's
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: a yarn like they're trying to do good pr for
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: the kids who do have cooties. Yes, someone here said
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: they got drenched like a sheep sheep. Yeah, yeah yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: and never got cooties again, Jace is definitely got cooties.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: But it was the ringworm that ostracized me amongst my peers.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Did you ever get ring one?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I never had the ring No, I never got the
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: ring either, because that's.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: When you like in a circle on circle on your year,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: you're sort of been branded.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a great look. Yeah yeah yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Did you guys get like school saws school saw what
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: a school sor.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Or they're like kind of.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Pasturally kind of scamy where just on your body.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I mean I never did.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: No, it sounds like sounds like you did that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with it me kid, Well that's right,
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: only a kid covenant saws.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ye weird? Was it? I'm trying to Someone was
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: saying maybe it was you Jay saying people thought you
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: had a hecky on your neck, but it was actually ringworm.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Was that you? No? No?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Jason's one was where he told everyone he was he
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: had a hercky, but it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Was actually he used the vacuum clean. Yeah that's yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: in on radio.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yes sound Garden there on the radio. Hodarchy Big Show
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: The time is five thirty.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Eight Fellas Tuesday. Next week after the show, we're going
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: to be seeing this live dance dance dance too much,
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I think would never come. I know, man, it's here.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: You're right. It felt like it took forever to get here.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It came so quick. I love a little bit humpering.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: He's here in town and we've managed to secure Now no,
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe imagine that, what if angle bit's
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: here somewhere right now? How cool would that be? Yeah?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: How cool?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Well, he probably needs to have five or so days
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: of rest when he travels, probably, yeah, fair enough.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Long, Yeah, certainly he has earned it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: And he's also ninety years of age. So I've managed
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: to secure double passes for the four of us, including
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: pugs All the partners are going. It is another big
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: show date, which I'm very excited about. Dinner beforehand, you know,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: catch up all of us. A formal sort of outfit
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: sort of situation. However, I was thinking, why don't we
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: go to the door that Pugsan went to to get
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: his beret and his full outfit, Yeah, and each and
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: get some outfits that are period correct to go to
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Englebert Humpting, what do you reckon?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Well, the trouble with that is he's been through about
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: eighty different eras.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we go with, what period are we to go with?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: You go with the thirties or you know, the forties.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Of course in there's the.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Fifties, sixties, sixties, seventies.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: We go with. There's so many options, eighties, nineties, and today.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I suppose we go what area are your boots from, Jason,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: because we should avoid that era.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they're way they're way too modern, man, They're
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: way too moder While.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, like, you know, the glory days when
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: he was singing with Tom Jones and stuff and crooning,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: And all the way maybe sort of eighties.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: No, it was earlier than that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Sixties. Yeah, sixties. I'm probably just going to wear a
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: suit because I've got a suit. I've got like lots
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: of suits. I'll wear a suit. And what are you
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: going to We're going to sort of wear an old.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to go to the store that
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Pug's got his like beret full outfit from. He's like
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: they've got heaps of like cool.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you gonna wear a beret?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not gonna. They don't just sell berets.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah I know, But would you wear one if they
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: if there's one there, sure.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I will wear a beret to Inglebert Humperdink, which is
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: a sentence I never thought i'd say. If that's what,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you know what, maybe we all wear a barret.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I've got some flares. I can wear them with my know,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: my boots.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am a pair of board shorts.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: You can't wear boardies to Englebert Humperdink, all right, but
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: that will be like the seventies, you know, we'd surfing
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: with sort of real big.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I've got a couple of medallions like necklaces, yeah, picturing
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: like beef medallions for some reason. We've got a couple
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: of those in the fridge at the moment too, just
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: so so you got the bike.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: He's don't like the idea of going and getting retro suits.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: I think we should go and try and look good.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: And I just don't know if you know, hoy j
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: we're in a beret and those boots is going to
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: do it?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: But how that would look I think that would be great,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: don't you.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll tell you what, Why don't we do that?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Why don't we agree that we're going to do that?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: And Jace will meet you there?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll go. We'll go separately, Jace, what do
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: you reckon?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: So you want me to go to the costume place? Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: get a costume or just say to him, hey, you
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: can I have something that matches these booths?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he'll give you like a corset. Let's
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Then yeah?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Cool? Tuesday night next week, fellas, how good? Yeah?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Man, good stuff. In the meantime, here's ac DC.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: From four on Radio Hodarchy is indeed Jimmy Eat World
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: The time is five forty nine, fellas. And I'll tell
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: you what.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Pretty soon on my instor account, I'm gonna send out
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: my new sort of range of pictures that I've been
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: taking on my new phone, new Huawei ang what it's
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: a Samsung Year And I'll telling you I absolutely love it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I love it. Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: However, you know, before, just for the listeners, you had
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: a really really old phone. The screen kept coming off.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: It was held together by sellotape. And all your photos,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: which I miss now, actually were really shit. And our
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: boss just one day just felt sorry for you and
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: just got you a new phone.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And you guys were outraged at the state of my phone.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest with you, I didn't care.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: But boy, am I loving having a new one. Yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I mean you're getting the picks I'm sending you right.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: The quality is hash. You can see every little detail.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Can't you.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I kind of wish I wasn't. I kind of wish.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I kind of want to get you back to a
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: phone that didn't have a camera on it to.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Me right, Yeah, have you got any of his photos?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen any.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: No. The only bugbear I have, the only issue that
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I have with a new phone is that it's constantly
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: requiring me to update it all the time. That is
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: that a thing with new phones. It's like new software.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: You've got to update.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I turn it on in the morning. You got to
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: turn your phone off or turn it on.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: And update it. It's just going on forever. Why can't
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: you just Why did I need all the updates.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: All the time?
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, I feel like we have
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: to just sit you in a chair, nice comfy cheer,
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: put your feet up.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: WA's a bit of Telly, and just wait this life
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: out me.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I feel that way myself. You know what I'm saying.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: So jays every night, do you turn your phone off?
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: No?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: You leave it on every night?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Well you know, yes?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Is it offer on every night?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Well I guess I turn it off? Yeah, Well I
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: go I turn it off. Yeah, I turn it off. Wow,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: why not? Because I don't want it bleeping and caring
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: on while I'm trying to sleep.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: There are so you turn your Samsung Quaiwei off? I
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: think yeah at night overnight that's when it updates automatically.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: So what you're doing is it's telling you that it
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: needs to update. You're turning it off so it can't update.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Then when you turn it back on, it's saying I
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: need to update, and you'll go, aha, the sky is falling. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: And then that night you turn it off again. You
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: turn it on again. The next day it says again,
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I want to update.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: My issue is not that. My issue is does it
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: have to update every day?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: One update?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: The problem is it hasn't updated at all. Because you
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: keep turning it off, so you've.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Got to keep it on all the time to update
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: it at.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: All the time, just if there is an update coming,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: which would be once every six weeks, two months, three months.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I've had updates every day.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Since I've had it because you haven't updated it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: You've had a notification that it needs an update, but
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: you haven't actually pushed the button to make it update.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: That's what that's the problem.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: So that notification you'll get in every day is pertaining
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: to exactly the same update.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: No, but I have updated it when I pushed the
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: button and it's gone fully updated. That's my point. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: then the next day it's going we've got to up
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: that we've got new stuff.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: We need to update it again.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Tell you what, it's weird because it's only happening to you. Yeah,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, do you get it on phones? No, this
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: is what I mean.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: I've never had it before, so I'm like, what's going
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: on here?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I reckon, there's something wrong with it. I think you
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: should ask our manager Todd to switch it to a
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: different phone.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: You get your back to the old phone.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I still got that actually, So I'm a
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: bedside table. I go to it when I'm getting stressed out.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, and you tend it off or on overnight.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, it doesn't turn off or on anymore.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: It's just it just.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Here's David Bowie.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: If you shouldn't be allowed to fight.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: The whole che Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: tune in week days a four on radio.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Hold Ikey, don't fight it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show, brought to you
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: by Reburger.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Crab with his street food freshly made.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: It's going on there that massive amount of a liver and.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Your gob rebigger, bigger. Have you ever heard that heap before?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I'm only talking about we have.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: To get deleted. Clip that off so we can play
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: it back now, that's his waste of resources.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Ummm. You were telling us yesterday that your wife was
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: on a date with an old school friend last night
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: and they went out to chum school chum yeah old
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: flame here, Yeah, maybe an old flame and that for
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: dinner last night, crackers and some hummers.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I was telling you today that I wasn't sure what
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I was going to have for dinner last night because
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: my wife was going out for dinner. So I was
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: going to be interested to see what was waiting for me,
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: because obviously I worked sort of fourteen fifteen eighteen hours
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: a day, so I just want to see what I
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: was going to.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Get when I got home. Jack shit, I think that's
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: fair enough.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: So I had three crackers actually jays and some hummers,
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: and I consider myself lucky.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Did you put any dakka on their hormos?
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I'd already had some in actually some on top the
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: hammers or the cracker the.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Hamus cracker cracker?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: So you had a cracker? No, I had three crack with.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: And what did you have? More importantly, what are you
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: having tonight? Because I remember last night was disappointing? Again
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I think no, last night I.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Actually had meatballs on mash tadies cover them meatballs, that's right,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: A couple of meatballs. I was actually about six of
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: them my head.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: They were delicious, really nice. How many can you fit
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: in your mouth at once? Ah? I mean I don't
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: know how that's relevant, but probably four.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: You'd like to see that four meatballs in your mouth?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon I could. Yeah, Wow, how many meatballs
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: you think you would fit in your mouth?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan of meatballs.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: One of the time, I'd.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Probably cut it in half anyway and check a whole
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: ball in my mouth.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Certainly not four.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I thought we were just having some fun with meatball
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: chair that's or good Man spatballs or beef meatballs. Good question,
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: No it wasn't. It was beef.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Oh nice.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I was a bit eff when I first heard about it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, they should be porkman's. But then
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I you know, as soon as I had tasted one,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: couldn't have about four of them in my mouth.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Ye are your cheeks of bulging? Yes? Gobble, gobble, gobble.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah, yeah, what did you have Jason last night? No,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I don't worry about actually ever last Sure.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Cool Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Wednesday evening. The time is six twenty six and a
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: big day for the Fellers tomorrow early night tonight, Fellas.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I hope you're talking about Dan Lou.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan Lou, Mike, you're getting their first, aren't you.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: I'll be there before you. Battler's Oh, Magie's going to
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: be up at the crack a dawn obviously, Dan lou
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Is a day that we raised money for Bell cancer awareness.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: We're going to be broadcasting from the very very tivity
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: top of the Skytower here in Auckland City. One of
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: the great pieces of modern architecture. I put it up
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: there as the eighth or ninth Wonder of the world.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Definitely top ten anyway, the tallest structure in the Southern
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Hemisphere or New Zealand anyway. Do you think it's cheating, Jason.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: A lot of people say this. I disagree with it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: They think it's cheating that you put the aeriel on
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: top to increase the height of the building. They say, well,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: that's not the building, that's a that's just a large stick. Yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: that's a that's an add on.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, look I agree with that, and there
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: was a bit of controversy about that. But yeah, I
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: mean I get to pass it every night walking home. Jesus,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: it's majestic.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Have you seen it?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Keys a majestic building?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: No, I've never seen it. I'm looking forward to I'll
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: tell you what. Beautiful, Yeah, absolutely beautiful. It's sort of
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: like what color would you say, probably concrete? Oh, like
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: a gray. I've seen photos of that. Yeah, Like it's
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: got a big.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Shaft, big round bastardice, it's got some lights on it,
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: and that fascinating thing about I think it was a
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: completed construction around about ninety seven ninety eight, maybe came
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: in under budget, came in early.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Early, which in early, which is a rarity. Never happened,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: never Skytower, did it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's the kind of thing that you're dealing with
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: when you're talking about the Skytower.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I suppose with the aerial thing. Like you know, it'd
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: be like if I was walking around with the top
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: hat thank you, telling everyone like, oh, I'm six five,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: you know that's right, but I'm actually six three. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: it's a sniff under. Yes, I get I see both
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: sides of the argument. But once you're at the top
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: of the Skytower, there's no arguing that you are high
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: in the air. I assume I don't know because I've
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: never been there. Well, that's right, it's right up there.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's about seven eight hundred meters high. Wow,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: bloody big bastard almost a kilometer.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cheers a big Bass'll be getting up there at
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: the crack of dawn. Yes, I'm going up there with
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: my my daughter. We're doing some broadcasting. Dihem was going
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: to be in there from a roundabout well early in
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: the morning.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: There's all sorts of TV starts and huge guests. We've
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: got coming through a huge say, I don't know, is
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: it a secret? Well I know that at one point
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I'm coming in.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: And it's right from a game of two halfs Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: season one of the Ditch.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, hell good.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: And Jase is coming in at some point too, as
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the guy from Broken Wood.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, that's.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, ray, yeah, yeah, yeah, geez. I'm looking
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: forward to meeting him. What a legend I've heard.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: He's a piece of work in real life, to be
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: honest and whatever, you who do not mention his boots?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: All right, hooray.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: He freaks out about this, right, Okay, He's got this
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: weird thing where he thinks that great but everyone thinks
• 45:39
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• 46:40
  Speaker 3: If I were to have a wedding in beautiful Topa
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: or bay in the far North, would you and your
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: lovely wives attend? Say you did? Okay? I did? Hang on,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I'm just reading it still, it was quite clear, say
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: you did. It's a woman by the way, named Anonymous,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Say you did. Would it be okay to make a
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: joke when the cake comes out to say, oh, don't worry, guys,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Keesy's wife didn't make it so it's not dry. Or
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: if you can't attend, can I still say the joke
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: and see how it sort of mulls over? She is anonymous.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not going to land if she's not there,
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: your wife.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not gonna land very well regardless, I
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: personally will.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Land really well with the wider group, but not one
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: individual in particular. And then probably you on behalf of
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: your wife there's going to be less than impressed. But
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: anyone else will have a ball.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: But that's I mean, is it worth So how far
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: away is topor Bay from right here?
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just trying to think where that is.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: I've got no ideas thinking about what the definition of
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: topor is weirdly about something else, dark bottom, Dark Bottom?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Three hours forty five. Here you go.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: So what's the question.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Do we want to go to this wedding up north?
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: It's just shy four hours away. Yes, we're going to
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: bring the wives, but the only trade off is they
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: will make that dry cake joke. I don't know. I
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: feel like it's worth it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I'd go just to hear that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Really, I would get in, tune around and drive back
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: three and a half hours after I did.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, you drive four hours to hear a joke about
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: dry cake, just a joke.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: It's great, so many connections there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: It just well, it is a joke because it's not true.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: And you know, a lot of the best jokes are
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: you know, made up, right, I don't. I don't think
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: we did travel that far just for that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I mean to be fair. Actually, Maggie, what I might
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: do is eat fist, hear the joke, and then come home,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: eat the catering.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then come home.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yea.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: So shall we say yes? Shall I r SBP for us? Yeah?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I'm keen. When is it later in the year. I'll
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: get the date exactly.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Later in the year, not months ago.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, later in the year the winter year. Cool? Yep? Cool?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: And do you Jason? Will your wife be coming? I'm
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: just risb I stop looking at me like that. I'm
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: just riding an RSPP to a wedding. It's pretty straightforward.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: No, she's not coming.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: She's not gonna be coming. Wow. Okay. And just for
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: the record, fellows, top means cloak to yeah means dark bottom.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: My nana told me.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: That your nana has been lying to you for all
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: these years. Dead now man, Well, you know the light
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: stops there.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: The Hlarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: On radio with the fellows, Jace, It's way too late
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Can you anyway?
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Listen?
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: It's the end of the show anyway, Like I was
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: the one that interrupted.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Hey new listen before the show.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Every single time we come into the studio, we do
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: a little thing called the podcast out tree bonus material
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: for all our fans out there.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: What's the clip today, Keezy?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Can you remember anything about what happened in our chet today?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Anyone?
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Anyone?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Boots?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: No, I can't remember. We laughed a lot, so maybe
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: there was a lot of boots. Anyway, here's a clip
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: of today's podcast that comes out at seventh thirty tonight.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: You know, good thing about it. It's like, hey, I
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: forget I'm wearing them. They're really comfortable. And see you're
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: not getting reminded by people that you were in them.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: I did the other day.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: And see they make you feel pretty yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: They feel pretty yeah, And they give you another outlook
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: on the world because the heels are so high, you
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: feel you must feel like a giant totally.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm I'm embarrassed for you guys that
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: you're not up with that you're not up with the
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: house for you, that how society is these days.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes that it was about boots, wasn't it was?
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: That's just where it was going to be for a while. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: that we had time.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: You know, we spent a few months on Honkers. Yes,
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: you know, three to six months. This has got a
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: real three to six month vibe about it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Jase has to keep wearing the boots though. All right, well,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I know it's a tricky situation.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Well I can tell you this fellas there had a
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: rotation tomorrow.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Well you don't have a rotation.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I have a rotation of shoes.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Are you Englebird on Tuesday?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Yes? Ok, yeah, totally.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Man, that's all one place that they might make sense.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Half the audience is going to be blind or what
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: are you?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Mogi?
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: What's your plans tonight?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I'm keen to get home and have something delicious to eat. Yes,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I've got a book to read, and I also want
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: to watch something on TV.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know, just like I just want to lie
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: down on my new couch. Man, My new couch couch
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: is a wonderful thing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: It's a real treat. We met you, Kezy your mad dog. Hello.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go home eat a stirf right that
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: my wife has made well, it's a food bag one,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: so I don't know. Hopefully it's good. And then we're
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: I'll suggest that Broken Wood episode see how to See
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: with the vibers. It's never gonna happen. Probably not, it's
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: too long a stoke story documentary.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: You really see that case. Here's bloody good.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: The difference is that's really good apparently, and Jace would
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, that is the difference. Hey, Jace, what
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: are you doing tonight?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Mate?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I'm putting it on me jacket, filing down the road,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: flying down the road, and I'm going to get some
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: spicy hot pot action.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: You're gonna watch Game of Two Halves.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: And after that straight into Game of Too Hard. Yeah,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: good on you mate, good stuff. Hey, Now, make sure
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: you check out the podcast, make sure you check out
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: our Instagram account. Make sure you're tuned in all Jay Tomorrow,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Big day, Jay and Lou Until then though, see you later.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Bye,