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- 0:01Speaker 1: So remembering giving honor honor, it is women's history. I
- 0:07Speaker 1: shout out to Joe Tory and uh and Dion Cole
- 0:12Speaker 1: and es Niche. I worked with him last Thursday and
- 0:15Speaker 1: it was it was a chapter's one hundred anniversary for
- 0:21Speaker 1: a make and I did the show there. And there's
- 0:23Speaker 1: a brother, Raymond Boudois, who I just love. He's like,
- 0:25Speaker 1: uh like, he's kind of like my profight, and I
- 0:29Speaker 1: just every time I'm there, I just have the best
- 0:32Speaker 1: time with him. He's just a wonderful dude. Shout out
- 0:35Speaker 1: to all them. And so Skip, I thought you were
- 0:38Speaker 1: coming down, but.
- 0:38Speaker 2: You didn't know.
- 0:40Speaker 3: He left me at I'm sorry.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Uh coming up. Happy birtha of the Big Sewan at
- 0:44Speaker 1: Bertha Elton John At birth of Sarah Jessica Parker. She's
- 0:47Speaker 1: not pretty to me, but very sexy. I think she
- 0:49Speaker 1: is not pretty but very sexy. I like, yeah. Happy
- 0:54Speaker 1: birtha the Kyle Lowry, Happy brother of Danica Patrick, Happy
- 0:56Speaker 1: birth of the Juvenile, Have Birth of the Lasaano. I like
- 0:59Speaker 1: that kid a lot. I Have birth to the Vladimir Clitchco.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Happy birth to the Lark Boy, Hee's Hat birthda Heywood Nelson,
- 1:04Speaker 1: Dwayne On what's happening. Happy birth to Dominate Lambas Lombarddzzo
- 1:11Speaker 1: uh from Ray Uh from Power and Ray Donovan, Happy
- 1:14Speaker 1: brother and Chris Powell. Now that's the name I like
- 1:16Speaker 1: because it's easier to pronounce. Happy birth to the Shiryl Swoops,
- 1:20Speaker 1: Happy birthday, the Dale Davis, Happy birth of the Avery Johnson,
- 1:23Speaker 1: Happy birth to the James McDonald from NYPD, Blue Hat Birthday,
- 1:26Speaker 1: the Marshall Cross bree On Desperate Housewife, Happy birtha Lisa
- 1:30Speaker 1: Gay Hamilton in the Practice Hat birth to the Chris
- 1:32Speaker 1: red Possibly of course happy, No, not possibly. I'm sorry,
- 1:35Speaker 1: Chris ra everything I was getting that missed up with
- 1:38Speaker 1: Retha Franklin. That's possumous, member Shi dear, what my what're
- 1:41Speaker 1: my French? Whatere my French dress? I remember what she said.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I told you. Remember she had me for a Christmas
- 1:47Speaker 1: party right in Detroit, and she had me and I
- 1:50Speaker 1: had two sets and he said, mister, you're gonna say
- 1:52Speaker 1: I'm not singing, I am if you better tell that
- 1:54Speaker 1: d to tell some jokes. That's what he's hired for.
- 2:00Speaker 1: And then she went and got white Castle with a
- 2:03Speaker 1: h Rosewards with a hell cap. Miss I was like,
- 2:09Speaker 1: that's a queen for your ass, the Queen Soul coming
- 2:13Speaker 1: up on the jazz We're gonna tell us which trendy?
- 2:16Speaker 1: I had a little note from the GD section, it's
- 2:18Speaker 1: the d show jazz Man, what man? These good people trendy.
- 2:26Speaker 4: For the first time ever, I saw where I guess
- 2:29Speaker 4: The Bachelorette was canceled?
- 2:31Speaker 1: Did I say wow?
- 2:34Speaker 4: All because I guess some some scenes or some footage
- 2:37Speaker 4: from a long time ago came back to haunt her
- 2:39Speaker 4: regarding I guess an incident that happened within the household
- 2:43Speaker 4: or whatnot. And for the first time ever, the fact
- 2:47Speaker 4: that they canceled the entire season of The Bachelorette. M
- 2:50Speaker 4: and I, for one, I never really watched it. I
- 2:53Speaker 4: remember wanting to watch it when remember they had the
- 2:56Speaker 4: first Black Bachelorette, so I wanted to watch it thing
- 2:58Speaker 4: because I was like, oh wow, but I was shocked.
- 3:02Speaker 5: You know how many millions of dollars they blew off? Millions? Yeah,
- 3:06Speaker 5: Oh my goodness. She was doing press. She was beating
- 3:09Speaker 5: up a partner. Yes, basically, he threw a dang steel
- 3:14Speaker 5: chair at him.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Oh, and she was he was like stop stop he yes,
- 3:19Speaker 3: and her daughter was on the capital and she was
- 3:22Speaker 3: yeah she was. Yeah, she was pretty violent.
- 3:25Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all season twenty two. That's it done better.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Anyway, also trending quite a bit of stir E. J.
- 3:39Speaker 4: Johnson caused yeah yeah, he said, look I eat when
- 3:44Speaker 4: I walk in around, basically saying, you know, he looks
- 3:47Speaker 4: better and addressed the most women and dresses better news.
- 3:51Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I think his fashion, not all of it.
- 3:56Speaker 4: He is pretty fly. I remember seeing him one time
- 3:58Speaker 4: and you will be Yeah, the bags and shoes and everything.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I was like, Wow, but better in the dress than
- 4:06Speaker 4: a woman. I'm gonna go with no on that. No,
- 4:09Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with no all the way.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Now.
- 4:11Speaker 1: He got to sow three shoes to get it, to
- 4:13Speaker 1: get one right. He's a big dude. He's not six.
- 4:19Speaker 1: He's big in the six. He just wears life.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Yeah, he wears high letters for sure, and he's lost
- 4:27Speaker 4: a lot of weight, so he's.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Very fam He was sitting, he was folded up. Who
- 4:31Speaker 1: was a little dude got on a plane. Oh that's
- 4:33Speaker 1: the dude from the Housewives. Man, he was having a
- 4:36Speaker 1: hard time put his making that noise and He looked
- 4:39Speaker 1: at me like, man, you know, you know, damn one,
- 4:42Speaker 1: we're already in the corner boot up, like they let
- 4:45Speaker 1: us both and go go first and were already boot up.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Look like, I said, you must, I mean, look at
- 4:54Speaker 1: I said, you know, damn what am I gonna help
- 4:55Speaker 1: you with your bag?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Right?
- 4:56Speaker 1: And he said is that how you responded? One thing
- 5:01Speaker 1: is as clear. We have severely underestimated as Iran's capacity.
- 5:06Speaker 1: There are allegedly we are on the verge of having
- 5:10Speaker 1: our minitions severely compromised at the time of hog missiles
- 5:13Speaker 1: and the like because of the barrage that we've been
- 5:17Speaker 1: the way that we've been using in the last couple
- 5:18Speaker 1: of weeks has has depleted us. We are There are
- 5:21Speaker 1: reports that the Iranians knew that there's going to be
- 5:24Speaker 1: a war, that they painted airplanes in the middle of
- 5:27Speaker 1: city of the desert and simulated them and causing us
- 5:30Speaker 1: to expand the munitions they have. They have shot down
- 5:33Speaker 1: an F thirty five plane. They were supposed to be
- 5:35Speaker 1: so advanced that nobody was undetectable, and they didn't use
- 5:39Speaker 1: the radar that it was designed to avoid. They use
- 5:41Speaker 1: signature is heat signatures. We are fighting people that either
- 5:46Speaker 1: we weren't prepared to fight or were so arrogant that
- 5:50Speaker 1: we dismissed everything. And that's what happens when you fire
- 5:54Speaker 1: com generals and just listen to the ones who will
- 5:56Speaker 1: be loyal to you. We are fighting people that have
- 5:59Speaker 1: been fighting since they've been fighting since Cyrus the Great.
- 6:04Speaker 1: They have fought everybody. When people in the United States
- 6:09Speaker 1: joined the army, generally they are ancillary things. They're like,
- 6:12Speaker 1: you can go to school, you can buy a house,
- 6:14Speaker 1: you can get out of poverty. You company these places,
- 6:16Speaker 1: so there are things you do. Besides when they go
- 6:19Speaker 1: it's to sign up for war. We have underestimate him
- 6:22Speaker 1: so bad. This is turning into Drake versus Kendrick, and
- 6:26Speaker 1: we lie so much that no one can tell which
- 6:29Speaker 1: way is up. But this seems to be something that
- 6:32Speaker 1: they are fighting and nobody can establish why. We actually
- 6:35Speaker 1: had a president who, in response to the oil crisis,
- 6:41Speaker 1: the rising price of oil, which everybody said, all the
- 6:43Speaker 1: expert mental expert will say would be a byproduct of
- 6:46Speaker 1: this law of this invasion, he isn't willing to allow
- 6:50Speaker 1: the Iranians to sell oil. He lifted sex off the
- 6:55Speaker 1: Iranians and he lifted off of rust. That is literally
- 6:58Speaker 1: like Goliath handing David the stones he will whip his
- 7:01Speaker 1: ass with. There is no plan, There are no competent leaders.
- 7:06Speaker 1: It is. It is Donald Trump in his own mindset
- 7:08Speaker 1: and people loyal to him, and you're fighting people and
- 7:13Speaker 1: I ran said they wouldn't even sell the oil. They
- 7:15Speaker 1: won't even sell it. They said no, because they this
- 7:18Speaker 1: is part of the plan. They want it to be hard.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Donald Trump said he was gonna bomb all these you know,
- 7:24Speaker 1: fuel stops and these energy producing sites. And they had
- 7:29Speaker 1: forty eight. They said, you do that. We're gonna do this.
- 7:31Speaker 1: And then he says, we were talking five days, we're talking.
- 7:35Speaker 1: I'm a hold off for five days because we're talking
- 7:37Speaker 1: Iranians and said, we're not talking at all. Does that
- 7:39Speaker 1: sound like somebody on the back foot. Does that sound
- 7:41Speaker 1: like somebody that wants this war to be over? Does
- 7:44Speaker 1: that sound like somebody is competent, they know what they're doing.
- 7:47Speaker 1: This is what happens when mediocre white men pick other
- 7:50Speaker 1: mediocre white men. This is what happens when the only
- 7:53Speaker 1: predicate isn't your qualification, isn't your education, isn't a It
- 7:57Speaker 1: isn't your expertise at all. It is your field to
- 8:00Speaker 1: a feeble minded bent. This is what happens when you
- 8:04Speaker 1: find out that white supremacy ain't supreme at all. That's
- 8:08Speaker 1: a little note from the gd section. It's the DLUBI show.
- 8:11Speaker 1: She's jazz, Yes, it's the Jazzy report.
- 8:16Speaker 6: On the d L.
- 8:19Speaker 4: President Trump has signed an executive order forcing networks and
- 8:23Speaker 4: the NCAA to avoid scheduling conflicts with the annual Army
- 8:28Speaker 4: Navy game in December. The order would create an exclusive
- 8:31Speaker 4: broadcast window for the college football game played between the
- 8:34Speaker 4: US Military Academy at West Point and New York and
- 8:38Speaker 4: the US Naval Academy at Annapolis, Maryland. The game is
- 8:41Speaker 4: usually played on the second Saturday in December, but college
- 8:44Speaker 4: football playoffs and other postseason games have conflicted with the
- 8:47Speaker 4: annual broadcast.
- 8:48Speaker 3: You mean games that are better than more entertaining to watch.
- 8:51Speaker 4: Yeah, but question, why are you so concerned about that?
- 8:58Speaker 1: How about the government shutdown?
- 9:00Speaker 3: You were about an Army Navy game. We got real
- 9:02Speaker 3: Army and Navy people fighting for real, Like, come on, man,
- 9:05Speaker 3: stop planting. May be nobody to.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Play that part. That part is so silly.
- 9:09Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Uh something that's sound silly. Though, doctors
- 9:12Speaker 4: may be able to spot the risk of a heart
- 9:13Speaker 4: attack and cardiovascular disease patients just by listening to the
- 9:17Speaker 4: way they speak. Tiny changes to the frequency, the tone,
- 9:21Speaker 4: the pitch of someone's delivery, which typically are undetectable by
- 9:24Speaker 4: the human ear, actually holds clues to heart health.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
- 9:28Speaker 4: Researchers said that they found people who scored high in
- 9:32Speaker 4: the AI's voice assessment were two and a half times
- 9:35Speaker 4: more likely to suffer from complications from heart attacks.
- 9:39Speaker 3: Wow, all right, that's crazy. If you stuttered, then okay, maybe.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't do it. You know we could
- 9:45Speaker 1: do right now.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Move along, okay'll just do it.
- 9:50Speaker 2: So.
- 9:50Speaker 1: A woman calls quite a stir on social media where
- 9:53Speaker 1: she explains the difference between a white man and a
- 9:54Speaker 1: black man.
- 9:55Speaker 7: Listen, you asked, what's the difference between dating some men
- 10:00Speaker 7: and the white man. Well, the white man is going
- 10:04Speaker 7: to call you and invite you out. The black man
- 10:07Speaker 7: is gonna text you good morning, beautiful, hello, gorde, just
- 10:09Speaker 7: what you're doing. The white man is going to take
- 10:11Speaker 7: you to a very nice dinner and pay for it.
- 10:14Speaker 1: The black man is.
- 10:15Speaker 7: Going to ask you what you're cooking?
- 10:17Speaker 2: Can I come over?
- 10:18Speaker 7: The white man is going to take you to get
- 10:20Speaker 7: your tire fixed and pay for it. The black man
- 10:23Speaker 7: is going to tell you need to get your tire fixed.
- 10:26Speaker 7: The white man is going to buy you a very
- 10:28Speaker 7: special gift for your birthday. The black man is going
- 10:31Speaker 7: to disappear and call you after your birthday.
- 10:35Speaker 1: WHOA wow, yeah? Do you agree with her? That's gonna
- 10:39Speaker 1: be the question we pose to you eight seven seven
- 10:41Speaker 1: two for two two Part two six.
- 10:43Speaker 4: F set us up on Twitter, a delu radio or
- 10:46Speaker 4: on Facebook show and the website is the deal he show?
- 10:50Speaker 1: Do you agree with her? So the question we're asking
- 10:53Speaker 1: take again, take a listen to this.
- 10:56Speaker 7: The white man is going to be very impressed by
- 10:58Speaker 7: your education and your personal accomplishments. The black man is
- 11:02Speaker 7: going to be intimidated by your education and your personal accomplishments.
- 11:06Speaker 7: The white man is going to raise his kid, take
- 11:09Speaker 7: care of his kids, spend quality time with his kids.
- 11:12Speaker 7: The black man is going to get your pregnant and abandon.
- 11:15Speaker 1: You and the kid. If this is true and white
- 11:19Speaker 1: men are so great, then white half the white women
- 11:21Speaker 1: who married the white men leave them.
- 11:23Speaker 4: Well, I mean I don't know. I think they probably
- 11:25Speaker 4: have to steal issues that black black That's I'm saying
- 11:27Speaker 4: same thing.
- 11:28Speaker 1: So I would say that this bro has.
- 11:32Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to say in my experience, I can't
- 11:35Speaker 4: talk about nobody else's. And I would never say that
- 11:39Speaker 4: all black men are all white men are a particular way,
- 11:42Speaker 4: because I'm not dated all of them.
- 11:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 11:44Speaker 4: But I'm not going to say I agree with every
- 11:46Speaker 4: single thing that she said, but a lot of stuff that.
- 11:48Speaker 1: She said I agree with. I can tell you this
- 11:50Speaker 1: for sure, for sure that if I have ever been
- 11:54Speaker 1: interested in somebody, there's none of nothing on that list
- 11:56Speaker 1: I didn't do.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Thank you, Mike.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I can't think on that list that I am do.
- 12:02Speaker 1: I was a man. I was a man before I
- 12:05Speaker 1: mean even before making no break and not making a breath.
- 12:07Speaker 1: I always call and check on you, make sure to
- 12:09Speaker 1: say how for your birthday, taking you in that place
- 12:11Speaker 1: a nice place. I don't really care the reasons they
- 12:14Speaker 1: date anybody, but when you build this image in your
- 12:18Speaker 1: head like it, it's to me just as Colin as
- 12:21Speaker 1: of white men and for black men saying I date
- 12:22Speaker 1: white women because of this. If you want to date
- 12:25Speaker 1: somebody and you've had these have been your experience. That's fine,
- 12:27Speaker 1: But to categorically say that what you know, they always
- 12:31Speaker 1: tell us about like how black crime is is, but
- 12:32Speaker 1: they never tell you that the people who commit the
- 12:34Speaker 1: most sexual assaulcial rapes and pedophiles. So we have these
- 12:38Speaker 1: conversations with these broad sweeping things. I would say that
- 12:41Speaker 1: any dude who loved you and knew that that was
- 12:44Speaker 1: a requirement, I think would be that way. If they
- 12:47Speaker 1: don't want to mess with you, they won't. What she
- 12:50Speaker 1: is saying to me is that white men are superior
- 12:53Speaker 1: because what you're talking, you talk about dating is the
- 12:55Speaker 1: formation of a relationship, which leads to a family.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Right.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Ye, she's saying that white men are better. I think
- 13:02Speaker 1: she was saying white men are different. Let's see it again. Okay,
- 13:10Speaker 1: we're gonna let y'all hear it. Different is they do
- 13:13Speaker 1: this and they do that. She made that's what she said. No,
- 13:16Speaker 1: she made that the thing that black men did was
- 13:19Speaker 1: down here and the thing that white men did was
- 13:21Speaker 1: up there. Okay, listen to it and tell me what
- 13:23Speaker 1: she's saying. I don't. Okay, we listen to it. We're
- 13:26Speaker 1: gonna listen to it again because every time, well, you.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Know, I'm not putting words about you, and this is
- 13:34Speaker 4: betraying her. Listen to her words. She never says the
- 13:37Speaker 4: black man is down here. She says, if your day,
- 13:40Speaker 4: if you want to in a white guy, this is
- 13:41Speaker 4: what happened to your.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Gardens, how to get you fixed. He'll beat you.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Something, congratulates your job. The black man is intimidated by
- 13:50Speaker 3: your job.
- 13:53Speaker 6: She said.
- 13:54Speaker 1: White men are superior. She are she is. We're going
- 13:58Speaker 1: to uh let you as been Kyle and Skip get there.
- 14:01Speaker 3: No, I've never dated a white woman.
- 14:05Speaker 8: Man.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you a different question than Skip.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Never dated any Let's.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Move on before we lose our sponsors. Mishell cover right up.
- 14:17Speaker 1: It is out of the d we show your twenty
- 14:19Speaker 1: twenty five, twenty six at this. I'm so sorry. I'm
- 14:23Speaker 1: lost in time. I'm like America going back in time,
- 14:25Speaker 1: except at least I stop a year back. I ain't
- 14:26Speaker 1: going to thirty. So the question we're asking a woman,
- 14:30Speaker 1: a black woman said this.
- 14:32Speaker 7: The white man wants a relationship that leads to marriage
- 14:35Speaker 7: and family.
- 14:37Speaker 2: The black man.
- 14:38Speaker 7: Wants a situationship that leads to nothing. The white man
- 14:42Speaker 7: is going to date you proposed to you and then
- 14:44Speaker 7: marry you. The black man is going to shock up
- 14:47Speaker 7: with you and play.
- 14:48Speaker 1: House with you. Now, Lena, we're being fair. If you
- 14:53Speaker 1: were selling a car, right, right, and I listened the
- 14:57Speaker 1: way and I and I prefaced the car, this car
- 14:59Speaker 1: does this, this card does that. You're saying to me
- 15:02Speaker 1: that one product is superior, right, And I know you
- 15:05Speaker 1: got this experiences. Okay, We're gonna get to your experiences later.
- 15:13Speaker 1: If you were blindly selling a product, it's clearly by
- 15:16Speaker 1: the definition and her description and the things she asserts
- 15:20Speaker 1: as positive aspects, she's saying one product is better than another.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Right.
- 15:25Speaker 4: But the point is, I think that there are differences,
- 15:30Speaker 4: and I don't think there's anything wrong with pointing those out.
- 15:32Speaker 4: I did not hear her say white men are better.
- 15:34Speaker 4: Maybe she's she did say that. I have to hear
- 15:37Speaker 4: the whole thing that because the part that I heard
- 15:40Speaker 4: she didn't say, let me tell you betrayers. All I
- 15:44Speaker 4: can say is this, Okay, let me ask for Junius
- 15:47Speaker 4: Skip and DL how many white.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Men have you dated?
- 15:52Speaker 4: How many black men have you dated? But it does
- 15:57Speaker 4: mean something about hold on, hold on the point I'm
- 16:03Speaker 4: trying to make is she was giving her experience as
- 16:05Speaker 4: a woman. Now, we all know in this room as
- 16:08Speaker 4: adults being honest, that we are different when we are
- 16:11Speaker 4: dating or when we're talking to the person that we're into.
- 16:13Speaker 4: So you can't just like I. And the first thing
- 16:15Speaker 4: I said was I would never say all black men.
- 16:17Speaker 4: I would never say all white men. And you agreed
- 16:19Speaker 4: with that. So I'm saying what you can do is say,
- 16:23Speaker 4: you know what her experience is saying, and you.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Know what all black men do say and how the
- 16:28Speaker 1: women it's not true. What I can say emphatically is this,
- 16:30Speaker 1: she is described me as as described. She is saying
- 16:34Speaker 1: that white men are superior. She's saying it. Now, she
- 16:37Speaker 1: doesn't have to put a fine point at it. But
- 16:39Speaker 1: if everything she is talking about she lies the attributes
- 16:42Speaker 1: of that means she has affinity for those things. Either
- 16:45Speaker 1: that or she's making a comparison.
- 16:47Speaker 4: And I in my mind, okay, well I'm not going
- 16:52Speaker 4: to say I like black men or white men better.
- 16:54Speaker 4: But what I can tell you is some of the
- 16:56Speaker 4: examples that she gave from my experience as a black
- 17:00Speaker 4: single woman, I.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Know to be true. Okay, so let's just say this.
- 17:04Speaker 1: So when white black she's married, she wouldn't be dating.
- 17:11Speaker 1: When a black man says this, Oh they're better, They're softer,
- 17:15Speaker 1: they're more supportive, it is he is saying. If I
- 17:18Speaker 1: heard a black man reverse it, if it were just
- 17:20Speaker 1: a black man he would describe, I would say just
- 17:23Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Now, he's saying white women are better.
- 17:26Speaker 1: This woman is clearly saying that, in her estimation, the
- 17:30Speaker 1: things she finds attractive in a mate are more inclined
- 17:34Speaker 1: to be a white man. Okay, which is superior.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not going to say I I agree with
- 17:40Speaker 4: that's what she said, and if she is, it's fine.
- 17:42Speaker 4: But what I can say for me is that the
- 17:44Speaker 4: experiences in the comparison that she is making between black
- 17:48Speaker 4: men and white men, I know for a fact to
- 17:51Speaker 4: be true.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not all of them the way that that
- 17:53Speaker 1: woman talks the white dudes she talked to work at
- 17:56Speaker 1: pet Boys. I'm just saying, so a woman said this.
- 18:02Speaker 7: You asked, what's the difference between dating some black men
- 18:06Speaker 7: and the white man. Well, the white man is going
- 18:09Speaker 7: to call you and invite you out. The black man
- 18:12Speaker 7: is going to text you good morning, beautiful, Hello Gorde.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Just what you're doing.
- 18:15Speaker 7: The white man is going to take you to a
- 18:17Speaker 7: very nice dinner and pay for it. The black man
- 18:20Speaker 7: is going to ask you what you're cooking?
- 18:22Speaker 8: Can I come over.
- 18:23Speaker 7: The white man is going to take you to get
- 18:25Speaker 7: your tire fixed and pay for it. The black man
- 18:28Speaker 7: is going to tell you you need to get your
- 18:30Speaker 7: tire fixed. The white man is going to buy you
- 18:33Speaker 7: a very special gift for your birthday. The black man
- 18:36Speaker 7: is going to disappear and call you after your birthday.
- 18:40Speaker 7: The white man is going to be very impressed by
- 18:42Speaker 7: your education and your personal accomplishments. The black man is
- 18:46Speaker 7: going to be intimidated by your education and your personal accomplishments.
- 18:50Speaker 7: The white man is going to raise his kid, take
- 18:53Speaker 7: care of his kids, spend quality time with his kids.
- 18:56Speaker 7: The black man is going to get your pregnant and
- 18:58Speaker 7: abandon you and the kid. The white man wants a
- 19:01Speaker 7: relationship that leads to marriage and family. The black man
- 19:05Speaker 7: wants a situationship that leads to nothing. The white man
- 19:10Speaker 7: is going to date you, proposed to you, and then
- 19:12Speaker 7: marry you. The black man is going to shock up
- 19:15Speaker 7: with you and play house with you. The white man
- 19:18Speaker 7: is going to be clear in his communication when it comes.
- 19:20Speaker 1: To you, do you agree? All right? All right, junius,
- 19:24Speaker 1: do you agree?
- 19:25Speaker 2: Of course not.
- 19:25Speaker 9: I mean the narrative runs along stereotypical lines, which to me,
- 19:30Speaker 9: you know, negates.
- 19:31Speaker 1: The whole point.
- 19:32Speaker 9: Now, I can understand Jasmine's point, and I'm sure there
- 19:36Speaker 9: are situations when those those things come about, but you
- 19:42Speaker 9: can't generalize that all black men are like that.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Let me let me make you a qualificate if something
- 19:46Speaker 1: ever happened. Right, The closest I get to a white
- 19:49Speaker 1: woman is a Dominican. I'm never gonna leave y'all, but
- 19:53Speaker 1: y'all stuck with me. But he did, well, that's.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Two of us.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I'm never I'm never going to betray him like Jazmin's
- 20:00Speaker 1: give it a little sampling.
- 20:06Speaker 10: Ah, you're the best brothers of.
- 20:18Speaker 1: The Emma. Okay, we're going to get to your calls.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Fire man.
- 20:25Speaker 3: I know you been at the big.
- 20:29Speaker 1: So Benedict Arnold and uh skip listen.
- 20:32Speaker 3: You're gonna stop putting this false narrative on me every
- 20:35Speaker 3: dated a white woman.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not gonna stop. Ever, I'm not gonna start
- 20:39Speaker 1: doing it. I'm not I'm never. Oh wait, we got
- 20:41Speaker 1: doctor Umar.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Hang on a minute, the.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Question we're asking ladies and gentlemen. A woman says this,
- 20:48Speaker 1: You asked, what's.
- 20:49Speaker 7: The difference between dating some black men and the white man. Well,
- 20:54Speaker 7: the white man is gonna call you.
- 20:56Speaker 1: And invite you out.
- 20:58Speaker 7: The black man is gonna text you, good morning, beautiful, Hello, gorgeous.
- 21:01Speaker 2: What you're doing.
- 21:02Speaker 1: The white man is going to take you to a
- 21:03Speaker 1: very nice dinner and pay for it.
- 21:06Speaker 3: The black man is.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Going to ask you what's you're cooking?
- 21:08Speaker 8: Can I come over?
- 21:09Speaker 7: The white man is going to take you to get
- 21:11Speaker 7: your tire fixed and pay for it. The black man
- 21:14Speaker 7: is going to tell you you need to get your
- 21:16Speaker 7: tire fixed. The white man is going to buy you
- 21:18Speaker 7: a very special gift for your birthday. The black man
- 21:22Speaker 7: is going to disappear and call you after your birthday.
- 21:26Speaker 1: And to be clear, to be clear, I am of
- 21:29Speaker 1: the opinion that whoever says anything like that believes that
- 21:33Speaker 1: that person is superior. Yeah, whether when I hear football,
- 21:36Speaker 1: when I hear athletes said, or that matter to me.
- 21:39Speaker 1: When someone is saying these kinds of things, I believe
- 21:42Speaker 1: they think that race is superior. We're going through the phones.
- 21:46Speaker 11: I think everyone is entitled to their opinion. And I
- 21:48Speaker 11: don't know where she's meeting men at all.
- 21:51Speaker 2: Men do not act like that.
- 21:52Speaker 12: You can have a Hispanic man.
- 21:54Speaker 11: Indian man, Vienna means, it doesn't matter. If someone is
- 21:57Speaker 11: not in the right mental space and they choose to
- 21:59Speaker 11: act like an the mood, that's what they're gonna do.
- 22:01Speaker 11: But when every man, every black man, is not gonna
- 22:03Speaker 11: treat a woman like that. Me personally, I don't get
- 22:06Speaker 11: treated like that. It's just that simple. If I meet
- 22:08Speaker 11: somebody and we're not on the same mental space a
- 22:10Speaker 11: black man, I go about my business. But what she's
- 22:13Speaker 11: doing is voicing her opinion and she's attacking black men.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Like that's kind of crazy.
- 22:18Speaker 11: All men at a point of their lives, if they're
- 22:20Speaker 11: not interested in you in an honest way, they may
- 22:23Speaker 11: act out. But again, that could be a.
- 22:25Speaker 12: White man, a Haitian man. It doesn't matter.
- 22:28Speaker 11: But for her to just attack black men and say
- 22:30Speaker 11: they're not going to treat you like a woman, yes
- 22:32Speaker 11: they are. I'm a witness of it.
- 22:34Speaker 6: I am a black man. I have seven children, fun ups,
- 22:37Speaker 6: two ars, and they're for three separate ladies. Man, and
- 22:41Speaker 6: I never spent one day, one time out of my
- 22:45Speaker 6: children's life and I really fort my children by myself.
- 22:48Speaker 6: I'm a sister two year old black man. You go
- 22:50Speaker 6: to help that and put it in a a in
- 22:52Speaker 6: a private smoker.
- 22:54Speaker 11: That is totally incorrect. That is just absolutely the top
- 22:58Speaker 11: opposite of what a black man man would do. I
- 23:01Speaker 11: have a black male and everything whoever that is particularly wise,
- 23:05Speaker 11: I guess stated it is the opposite for that has
- 23:08Speaker 11: been the opposite for me, and I also have a
- 23:11Speaker 11: father that does the opposite. So I don't know where
- 23:13Speaker 11: they're getting this information from, but that is totally not true.
- 23:17Speaker 11: So you have a lot of black men that take
- 23:19Speaker 11: care of their black women. Putting black men in a
- 23:22Speaker 11: box like that, I do not agree with that at all.
- 23:24Speaker 11: That's the problem now, stereotyping black men as they're nothing,
- 23:28Speaker 11: putting them in a box, categorizing them as nothing.
- 23:31Speaker 3: That is wrong.
- 23:33Speaker 1: And I love you guys so much. If the only
- 23:35Speaker 1: thing I can change is your I don't know, I
- 23:39Speaker 1: don't know. I just can't think of you perfect to me.
- 23:44Speaker 1: The d L is something different this whole conversation. You know,
- 23:51Speaker 1: I mean you are perfect to me. I don't know,
- 23:53Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 23:57Speaker 4: But I'm saying based on your attitude, and your answer
- 24:01Speaker 4: would be totally different.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Talk to you may not generalize talk too much. It's true. Yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 1: all the brothers I know that. I love talk a lot. Yeah,
- 24:10Speaker 1: so you've heard quiet. Yes, I would want that. That's it.
- 24:14Speaker 4: If like you don't think we want you to shut
- 24:17Speaker 4: up sometimes if we would have a show.
- 24:19Speaker 1: That's not true. Okay, here, come on, skip.
- 24:26Speaker 5: That.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I don't mean like that. I mean because obviously you're
- 24:29Speaker 1: not speaking.
- 24:31Speaker 4: You're not a professional context, You're speaking in a personal condition.
- 24:35Speaker 1: In white Walker. What I'm not going to do is
- 24:38Speaker 1: have these kinds. I'm going to say the betrayers.
- 24:40Speaker 4: I do not agree. If she's saying that white men
- 24:43Speaker 4: are superior, and I am not saying that. I am
- 24:47Speaker 4: saying a white man would have never said that.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Performance to cut your money off, you know, trumps a
- 25:04Speaker 1: white woman too, and black white man too. He can't
- 25:07Speaker 1: see it saying black women. So the question we're asking
- 25:11Speaker 1: a woman says this, all Lena and Jazzmine agree with her.
- 25:17Speaker 7: You asked, what's the difference between dating some black men
- 25:20Speaker 7: and the white man.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Well, the white man is going to call you and
- 25:24Speaker 1: invite you out.
- 25:26Speaker 7: The black man is going to text you good morning, beautiful, Hello, Gorge,
- 25:29Speaker 7: just what you're doing.
- 25:30Speaker 1: The white man is going to take you to a
- 25:31Speaker 1: very nice dinner.
- 25:32Speaker 7: And pay for it. The black man is going to
- 25:35Speaker 7: ask you what you're cooking?
- 25:36Speaker 8: Can I come over?
- 25:37Speaker 7: The white man is going to take you to get
- 25:39Speaker 7: your tire fixed and pay for it. The black man
- 25:42Speaker 7: is going to tell you you need to get your
- 25:44Speaker 7: tire fixed. The white man is going to buy you
- 25:46Speaker 7: a very special gift for your birthday. The black man
- 25:50Speaker 7: is going to disappear and call you after your birthday.
- 25:53Speaker 7: The white man is going to be very impressed by
- 25:55Speaker 7: your education and your personal accomplishments. The black man is
- 25:59Speaker 7: going to be in intimidated by your education and your
- 26:01Speaker 7: personal accomplishments. The white man is going to race his kid,
- 26:05Speaker 7: take care of his kids, spend quality time with his kids.
- 26:09Speaker 7: The black man is going to get your pregnant and
- 26:11Speaker 7: abandon you and the kid from their expenses.
- 26:14Speaker 1: I say right, even though I don't know how many
- 26:17Speaker 1: island white men on the island of his husban Yola
- 26:21Speaker 1: were to make a Republicans from New York. But if
- 26:25Speaker 1: they are the managers of the resorts.
- 26:27Speaker 3: But let's get to this.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Fish, A lot might be at the river. You know,
- 26:33Speaker 1: we call them baseball managers. I come from the island
- 26:39Speaker 1: of Manhattan, all right, you come from the Bronx, right, No,
- 26:43Speaker 1: I'm sorry, vanished Harlem, all right, No, I'm from Regular.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Well you snack over with regular. I suppose unlimited hard
- 26:57Speaker 1: we get to, we get into the calls. Let's say,
- 27:01Speaker 1: I love my black brothers, but you know what, more
- 27:03Speaker 1: than likely most of them fit the category that she
- 27:07Speaker 1: just described.
- 27:08Speaker 12: She hit it on the nail on the head.
- 27:10Speaker 1: And I don't want to say all black men, but.
- 27:12Speaker 11: The majority that's them.
- 27:14Speaker 6: Man, I don't know what she's talking about.
- 27:16Speaker 2: He just missing us for all the good brothers here.
- 27:18Speaker 2: I'll fifty seven years off from the old school, so
- 27:20Speaker 2: she is, I'm messing around on when the old sorry
- 27:23Speaker 2: pats out here.
- 27:23Speaker 6: There's still some good black brothers out here, and.
- 27:25Speaker 3: I'm one of them.
- 27:26Speaker 12: First of all, I don't know who her daddy was,
- 27:28Speaker 12: but I'm gonna tell you something. My daddy married my
- 27:31Speaker 12: mama and had four daughters and took really good care
- 27:35Speaker 12: of his house. And not only did he do that,
- 27:37Speaker 12: when he divorced, he still paid the mortgage. So that's
- 27:41Speaker 12: unfortunately that she didn't have that experience, and if she's
- 27:44Speaker 12: dealing with brothers who are not showing her her respect
- 27:47Speaker 12: and her work, that she needs to be on the
- 27:49Speaker 12: love of the new management, and she needs to find
- 27:52Speaker 12: some other people who understand who she is as a
- 27:55Speaker 12: black woman and what she attributes to the world. Because
- 27:58Speaker 12: if she hasn't found that, and she's talking about black
- 28:01Speaker 12: men don't do this, and you know they they they
- 28:04Speaker 12: leave and they don't respect you, and they are intimidated
- 28:08Speaker 12: by your education, then she's she's dealing with some sorry brothers.
- 28:12Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I totally disagree.
- 28:15Speaker 11: Mostly we are gentlemen and we know how to take
- 28:17Speaker 11: care of business, we know how to take care of women, and.
- 28:19Speaker 3: We don't well I don't.
- 28:21Speaker 11: I don't do them wrong.
- 28:23Speaker 2: I like doing things for women.
- 28:25Speaker 3: I'm talking about emotionally and everything.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Anything that they need that's within reason.
- 28:29Speaker 5: I agree.
- 28:30Speaker 11: And the brothers wondering while we go, you know, outside
- 28:33Speaker 11: the box, because they don't they don't have enough of respect.
- 28:36Speaker 6: The actions are okay.
- 28:38Speaker 11: No, the things that we need, you need help with them.
- 28:40Speaker 11: But I agree with her.
- 28:42Speaker 1: All right, coming up, we of course we're going to
- 28:46Speaker 1: feature some of the whether our new feature Welcome to
- 28:49Speaker 1: this stage where we fired at some of the funniest
- 28:51Speaker 1: comedians and some of the up and coming and some
- 28:53Speaker 1: of the fast up and coming comedians that are going
- 28:55Speaker 1: to be ESTABLISHO got it for your sister day equally
- 28:57Speaker 1: show now it's time our feature where we violized some
- 29:00Speaker 1: of the funniest comedians, some up and coming and some
- 29:02Speaker 1: established today. Welcome to this day, zang serie. Mar Luther
- 29:05Speaker 1: King was five seventy. It's interesting Martin Luther short King,
- 29:09Speaker 1: That's what I call him.
- 29:10Speaker 2: And let me tell you something.
- 29:12Speaker 13: As a five eighth guy, I do understand why he
- 29:14Speaker 13: was nonviolent because I feel like your propensity for violence
- 29:19Speaker 13: is directly proportional.
- 29:20Speaker 1: To your heights. And I looked it up. Did you
- 29:23Speaker 1: guys know that Malcolm X was six' Four that adds.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Up MALCOLM x was, like we must use FOUR sa if.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Necessary Doctor king was, like or we use our.
- 29:33Speaker 14: Words maybe instead of, fighting we marched for a very
- 29:37Speaker 14: long time because my cardio is.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Fantastic oh bunny, Funny i'm, mad, OKAY i approve this. Message,
- 29:47Speaker 1: yeah it is the. Deal you will show you twenty
- 29:49Speaker 1: twenty five editions could be he's two and twenty six
- 29:52Speaker 1: editions in case you are going to be in where
- 29:55Speaker 1: the hell AM i?
- 29:55Speaker 15: At?
- 29:56Speaker 1: OH i will be In, Toledo? OHIO u what are
- 30:03Speaker 1: you talking?
- 30:03Speaker 3: About never?
- 30:04Speaker 1: Mind junior's got.
- 30:06Speaker 3: It AND i was just.
- 30:06Speaker 4: KIDDING i used to get teased all the time by
- 30:08Speaker 4: the teacher who would, say never end a sentence with the.
- 30:11Speaker 4: Preposition so you, said where AM i?
- 30:12Speaker 6: At?
- 30:13Speaker 1: YEAH i. Don't you and your intellectual jokes are just.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Dumb that's so IF i Guess meta And instagram got
- 30:24Speaker 1: sued and they they. Lost AND i said that it's
- 30:28Speaker 1: not that. Popular who's not that?
- 30:30Speaker 3: Popular meta And meta And?
- 30:32Speaker 1: INSTAGRAM i think people don't like. IT i think that
- 30:33Speaker 1: their land dead to get. THEM i think that they
- 30:36Speaker 1: wanted to GET i really do. Think isn't that kind
- 30:39Speaker 1: of a parenting? THING i, MEAN i think so kind to.
- 30:43Speaker 1: ME i guarantee if it was black and brown, kids
- 30:45Speaker 1: they wouldn't be getting. Suited, yeah it's.
- 30:47Speaker 4: Definitely don't you have some level of responsibility FOR i
- 30:50Speaker 4: think so. ABSOLUTELY i think, YEAH i was gonna.
- 30:53Speaker 10: SAY i.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Know even here In, california they're considering passing a law
- 30:57Speaker 4: that you cannot have a social media account unless you're
- 30:59Speaker 4: over the age OF i think that's.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Great they've passed it in other. COUNTRIES i think that's,
- 31:03Speaker 1: Great BUT i also think it takes you, know whenever
- 31:05Speaker 1: something happens in, occupy they go where were the parents out?
- 31:08Speaker 1: Right so where were the parents at?
- 31:11Speaker 4: NO i, AGREE i mean there's something at the bank right.
- 31:13Speaker 4: Now there's some things that you can't control because you,
- 31:17Speaker 4: know kids will be. Kids you, know you sneak out
- 31:19Speaker 4: of your house and some things that your parents can't.
- 31:20Speaker 4: Control BUT i think you definitely have a responsibility to
- 31:23Speaker 4: make sure and follow what your kids are.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Doing you, know who they're talking, to what they're up.
- 31:27Speaker 1: To that's all your because in the, end you don't
- 31:30Speaker 1: have to get them a. Phone you. Don't but iPad, Words,
- 31:33Speaker 1: man it's hard to block.
- 31:35Speaker 4: It it's very hard because if you don't have, one
- 31:37Speaker 4: if your kids don't have, one a friend at, school,
- 31:39Speaker 4: Okay but but then that means that you've done.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Everything you can to make sure you there. Out you've
- 31:44Speaker 1: done everything you. Can, obviously you can't stop kids from being.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Kids but but WHEN i first heard, This i'm like
- 31:52Speaker 1: that that, girl WHEN i heard some of the, evidence
- 31:54Speaker 1: she had a lot of problems Before, instagram AND i
- 31:57Speaker 1: think a lot of these. Things you, know it comes
- 32:00Speaker 1: down To obviously there's some, culpability but you there's for
- 32:04Speaker 1: from the from you, know social media, platform but also
- 32:07Speaker 1: from the parents. Too, yeah please all allow social media
- 32:10Speaker 1: to raise your children. Raisars but you, know, yeah he
- 32:16Speaker 1: was just a purple. Dudes do you know how bad things?
- 32:20Speaker 1: Are LIKE i THINK i was reading this, today we
- 32:23Speaker 1: are THE Uh department of The treasury says that we're.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Insolvent that means that we're we're, solvent we. Broke we're
- 32:34Speaker 1: broke where we have a thirty nine trillion dollar deficit
- 32:40Speaker 1: that is one hundred and twenty percent of our gross domestic.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Product virtually we're in solving now we can we can
- 32:47Speaker 1: still keep printing and borrow, money but at really high
- 32:50Speaker 1: rates and as currently, constructed it would take decades to
- 32:53Speaker 1: do to undo what's. Happening our munitions are at are
- 32:57Speaker 1: low it would take decades to replenished. Them the strategic
- 33:02Speaker 1: oil reserve is at a forty year. Low gas and
- 33:06Speaker 1: groceries are, Spiking unemployment is, Rising we are in a
- 33:12Speaker 1: war with no reason or end or. End And Donald
- 33:16Speaker 1: trump's been on the empty en list thirty eight thousand.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Times is there anything good going.
- 33:20Speaker 3: ON i, MEAN i, JUST i was just.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Airports airports are. Crowded we have another government. Shutdown airports are,
- 33:26Speaker 1: crowded and or and because of the government shut, down
- 33:30Speaker 1: unless safe are the our skies are? Safe that's. Safe
- 33:33Speaker 1: they have also overwhelmed with ice at the. Moment right,
- 33:35Speaker 1: SO i Think Donald trump's presidence has been so disastrous
- 33:40Speaker 1: they Should america should never be able to elect another white.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Dude that's. It we've, done ladies and. GENTLEMEN i don't
- 33:47Speaker 1: get a chance to say this. Offense this is truly
- 33:49Speaker 1: one of my favorite human. Beings for profess to. Them
- 33:52Speaker 1: the man is who is responsible for taking me the
- 33:54Speaker 1: cracker barrel for the very first. Time, man when when
- 33:59Speaker 1: it comes to the country eating, food food that ain't
- 34:01Speaker 1: good for your.
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- 34:04Speaker 1: Puts your hands together for the one and Only, Bruce,
- 34:07Speaker 1: bruce how you, doing baby?
- 34:08Speaker 2: Boy how you? Doing? Brother? Everything i'm not good at.
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- 34:15Speaker 2: Right, MAN i am, WELL i am.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Well SO i am very. Excited you. Know there are
- 34:20Speaker 1: very few people Who i'm actually almost excited for them
- 34:24Speaker 1: AS i would be for. Me But i'm very excited
- 34:27Speaker 1: That netflix and the world in general is getting ready
- 34:30Speaker 1: to see what we've known for. Decades and then you
- 34:32Speaker 1: have your you FINALLY i think this is your First netflix, special?
- 34:36Speaker 2: Right? Absolutely?
- 34:38Speaker 1: Uh and what is what's what's the name of?
- 34:39Speaker 2: It it's called a?
- 34:41Speaker 1: Player and you never are well you? You what'd you shooting?
- 34:45Speaker 2: AT i shot In chicago at The?
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yeah really so so all these years, man finally, right
- 34:55Speaker 1: you know the cream a rise to the.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Top, absolutely. Absolutely.
- 35:00Speaker 1: So what are some of the things you're talking about
- 35:02Speaker 1: on a?
- 35:02Speaker 8: Special, well talk about, families talk about my, wife talk
- 35:05Speaker 8: about every day. Living it's, funny, Man it's really. Good
- 35:08Speaker 8: and people always ask me why it took so long
- 35:11Speaker 8: BECAUSE i wanted to perfect.
- 35:12Speaker 2: IT i wanted to be. RIGHT i just didn't want
- 35:14Speaker 2: to go people here and, go, Uh, well.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Because you had to deal for a long. Time, yeah
- 35:19Speaker 1: you had to deal for a long. Time you take
- 35:20Speaker 1: it out and so it took me so long that
- 35:22Speaker 1: you want to perfect? Absolutely, Yeah pleas you didn't need the.
- 35:25Speaker 1: MONEY i mean we will serve those we work all the. Time,
- 35:32Speaker 1: yes we. Do every Time i'm, somewhere you always need
- 35:35Speaker 1: to come AND i get ready to go. Absolutely do
- 35:38Speaker 1: you still love doing comed as much you always?
- 35:40Speaker 2: DID i. DID i still love it IF i started.
- 35:43Speaker 8: YESTERDAY i still enjoy, TRAVELING i still enjoy doing COMMENT
- 35:47Speaker 8: i feel enjoy dealing with.
- 35:48Speaker 2: PEOPLE i don't THINK i ever get tied.
- 35:50Speaker 1: With, yeah you know what's so? FUNNY i want the
- 35:53Speaker 1: best one of the best Times i've ever had with
- 35:55Speaker 1: me and you when we all do it. THERE i,
- 35:57Speaker 1: MEAN i had so much. Fun oh, yeah the bus
- 36:00Speaker 1: AND i wasn't. Kidding you took me the cracker wheel
- 36:02Speaker 1: for the FIRST i was, like what is? This it's
- 36:08Speaker 1: white people cracker?
- 36:10Speaker 2: Barrel, yes you, said all the black people in the
- 36:15Speaker 2: pictures are not about.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Like those are my two late least favorite. Thing crackers
- 36:24Speaker 1: and barrels, together those are my two of my least favorite.
- 36:27Speaker 2: THINGS i, know that's.
- 36:29Speaker 1: RIGHT i have a great crew on the, road a great,
- 36:32Speaker 1: crew AND i think somebody who rivals my crew is.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Yours the MEN i think just good. Dudes throws you,
- 36:42Speaker 1: know you And earthquake are dudes That i've seen. First
- 36:46Speaker 1: i've always loved you, all but that i've seen get
- 36:49Speaker 1: get special That i'm just as happy for them AS
- 36:51Speaker 1: i would be from the not quite as, happy but
- 36:54Speaker 1: almost as.
- 36:55Speaker 8: Happy, well you know the guy who got working for, me,
- 36:59Speaker 8: man fill with me a long, time AND i made
- 37:02Speaker 8: my son my baby boy on my road. Man so
- 37:05Speaker 8: he's been doing it really really good. Job AND i
- 37:08Speaker 8: have a nephew working for me, now AND i have
- 37:10Speaker 8: my friend's son working for me.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Now so you, Know i'll just keep them. Busy.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Man, HELL i ain't nobody. Sleeping we all get ready
- 37:15Speaker 1: to get them and.
- 37:16Speaker 8: Go everybody, ABSOLUTELY i don't want about to wake it. Up,
- 37:20Speaker 8: hey can you send me some you send me five
- 37:23Speaker 8: hundred thought.
- 37:24Speaker 2: You can work for?
- 37:25Speaker 6: It?
- 37:26Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah what do you what do you love the
- 37:28Speaker 1: most about what you?
- 37:29Speaker 2: DO i love just making people? Happy, man do you ever.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Like what do you think is the most difficult part
- 37:37Speaker 1: of what you?
- 37:38Speaker 2: Do the most difficult part is dealing with our.
- 37:40Speaker 8: People, yeah it's dealing with our, people and you sold our,
- 37:45Speaker 8: shows and then it's the money problem that's the difficult, part,
- 37:48Speaker 8: Right and.
- 37:48Speaker 2: That's when they see another side of me they never. Seen, no, no, no,
- 37:52Speaker 2: no we know, no we know. THAT i don't think straight.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Off, NO i don't think you're fooling. Anybody You so
- 38:01Speaker 1: we had to name you twice so we know who
- 38:04Speaker 1: you are absolutely. Man win is the Special, air The
- 38:10Speaker 1: Special air Of march.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Third of this, year and it. Was it was in
- 38:14Speaker 2: the top ten for two. Weeks good it was the
- 38:18Speaker 2: top three and then went to five minute went the top.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Ten so it's doing really.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Well good, Man, Bruce, BRUCE i ain't playing any stamn,
- 38:24Speaker 1: show ain't man always good. Differ keep you well, man
- 38:27Speaker 1: AND i see you out there pretty.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Soon many, man love all the, time.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Take care of every, Boy love you, man all, right
- 38:34Speaker 1: love me back all. Right and now it's time to
- 38:36Speaker 1: find somebody and give them the Shoe booty of The week.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Award and now it's time for the Shoe booty of
- 38:45Speaker 1: The week.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Award, alright, alright.
- 38:48Speaker 16: Alright donald Sure No man is An american, politician media,
- 38:55Speaker 16: personality and businessman who serves got the forty fifth man
- 39:00Speaker 16: forty seventh president of The United.
- 39:02Speaker 1: STATES i am the judgment.
- 39:04Speaker 14: One he is the only president to be impeached twice
- 39:08Speaker 14: and indicted in the nation's two hundred and thirty four year.
- 39:13Speaker 1: History we're gonna go viral with this.
- 39:15Speaker 14: One so why is The ninja Diny Vis week's recipient
- 39:19Speaker 14: of The Shoe booty of The Week award. Again he
- 39:23Speaker 14: is a bad bad, man well because He's Donald.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Trump, recently The Confused confucius confused Former Senior Consul Kellyanne
- 39:35Speaker 1: conway With Press Secretary Caroline. Levitt, No, no he went
- 39:42Speaker 1: on about how great and Fierce Kelly anne was while
- 39:46Speaker 1: standing next To. Caroline the problem Was Kellyanne conway wasn't.
- 39:51Speaker 1: There he went on to say his father was born
- 39:56Speaker 1: in THE, uk but it was actually his.
- 40:00Speaker 14: Mother mixing up details from the past is an early
- 40:05Speaker 14: sign you're a Few french fries short.
- 40:09Speaker 1: Of a happy meal to? Go is he doing A Ronald?
- 40:13Speaker 1: Reagan pretending he doesn't know? ANYTHING i?
- 40:17Speaker 14: Mean he says he has the bigger. Brain he went
- 40:21Speaker 14: to The Wharton school Of. Finance he as the cognitive
- 40:25Speaker 14: test a couple of.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Times we're all really. Impressed he knows.
- 40:30Speaker 14: Everything but asked about bombing schools and killing one hundred
- 40:35Speaker 14: and seventy two, children he says he doesn't know anything about.
- 40:40Speaker 1: It determined that was a lie operation epic. Fury foolery
- 40:47Speaker 1: is a. Disaster it's a. Scamp he didn't figure it.
- 40:50Speaker 14: Through he's caused the largest shock to oil and gas
- 40:56Speaker 14: crisis in, history one hundred and fifty seven men, injured
- 41:01Speaker 14: and he tried to conceal and cover it.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Up right to jam right.
- 41:05Speaker 14: Away american ships have been hit By, iran and all
- 41:09Speaker 14: he does is going on like Fat White. Oprah he's
- 41:17Speaker 14: a disaster, movie and everyone around him is too afraid
- 41:21Speaker 14: to telling him we have credible threats of drone. Strikes
- 41:30Speaker 14: and he's In kentucky playing speaking spell with the Name
- 41:33Speaker 14: kentucky and reminiscing about the Way obama went down the.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Stairs michelle AND i couldn't be.
- 41:39Speaker 14: Prouder he ran on being the president of peace and
- 41:43Speaker 14: bringing prices. Down but the only thing going down is
- 41:47Speaker 14: his cognitive. Mind and that's why the, shoes beauty of the,
- 41:55Speaker 14: Weak gord goes.
- 41:57Speaker 13: Too, donald sure, again you are fake. News now here's
- 42:07Speaker 13: a swift kick in the.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Ass now it's time for what you need to know
- 42:12Speaker 1: with the one Only Sybil.
- 42:13Speaker 15: Wilkes It's Sybil wilkes with what we need to. KNOW
- 42:16Speaker 15: a rare sign of, progress perhaps from The Oval. Office,
- 42:19Speaker 15: Tuesday President trump expressed fresh optimism that the war In
- 42:23Speaker 15: iran could, ensuon telling reporters that talks are going well
- 42:27Speaker 15: and THE us is dealing with the right people in
- 42:29Speaker 15: The Islamic. Republic according to The, President iran agreed to
- 42:32Speaker 15: abandon its pursuit of nuclear weapons and even offered a
- 42:36Speaker 15: significant gift related to oil and. Gas while he wouldn't
- 42:40Speaker 15: reveal the details of that, Offer president's tone suggested a
- 42:43Speaker 15: major diplomatic breakthrough could be on the. Horizon, however after
- 42:47Speaker 15: The president claimed That iran agreed to major components of
- 42:50Speaker 15: his peace, plan including giving up their nuclear weapon, Ambition
- 42:54Speaker 15: tehran told mediators That trump's plan was unacceptable that coming
- 42:58Speaker 15: out of state. Media the reality that our nation's airports
- 43:01Speaker 15: remains much more. Grim as the partial government shutdown, continues
- 43:06Speaker 15: travelers are facing what they're calling epic lines of security.
- 43:10Speaker 15: Checkpoints staffing levels at THE tsa get a breaking point
- 43:14Speaker 15: after more than thirty two hundred officers called Out monday.
- 43:17Speaker 15: Alone The department Of Homeland security says over four hundred
- 43:21Speaker 15: employees already quit as they struggle.
- 43:23Speaker 1: To make ends meet without a.
- 43:25Speaker 15: Paycheck major hubs Like houston are seeing wait time stretch for,
- 43:28Speaker 15: hours and so far there's no end in sight for
- 43:31Speaker 15: the budget stalemate IN. Dc in the tech, world a
- 43:35Speaker 15: MAJOR ai experiment is coming to an abrupt. END OpenAI
- 43:39Speaker 15: announced it's shutting down its video creation Platform. Sourrop this
- 43:43Speaker 15: comes As disney reportedly pulled out of a massive.
- 43:46Speaker 3: One billion dollar deal with the.
- 43:48Speaker 15: Company the partnership would have allowed users to generate videos
- 43:52Speaker 15: using characters From, Marvel Star, wars And Pixar open Ais.
- 43:56Speaker 15: AT a specific timeline for the shutdowns is coming. Soon
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- 44:02Speaker 15: wilkes dot com for all the news twenty four to.
- 44:04Speaker 15: Seven go to newswe dot. Com I'm Sybil wilkes informed b.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Mpoward thank you so very, Much Sybil jasmine were on
- 44:13Speaker 1: our way more THAN. Dal you can show us coming
- 44:14Speaker 1: up directlates To. Dyo he will show it is out
- 44:16Speaker 1: of THE. Dal you will show your twenty twenty six
- 44:18Speaker 1: and just remember that if you are In, Toledo, Ohio
- 44:21Speaker 1: perrysburg OR i will be there This, Friday, Saturday sunday
- 44:24Speaker 1: at The Funny. Bone So Donald trump says that he
- 44:27Speaker 1: is in. Negotiations but let me let me just say.
- 44:30Speaker 1: This five to ten minutes before he made the, announcement
- 44:34Speaker 1: somebody who they can't identify put a lot of money
- 44:37Speaker 1: in the stock.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Market oh, yeah, yeah that stuff in.
- 44:40Speaker 1: It y, insight and remember the whole taco thing he was.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Doing he's enriching a lot of.
- 44:46Speaker 2: People.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Yep AND i guarantee you you, know The Save act
- 44:50Speaker 1: is not to save the, elections it's to save their.
- 44:52Speaker 1: Asses because once there's any level of, oversight any level of,
- 44:57Speaker 1: inspection a lot of people are going to. Jail if
- 45:02Speaker 1: we had A department Of, justice they would be investigating.
- 45:04Speaker 1: This that is way too. Coincidental you, said this is
- 45:06Speaker 1: a huge buy on the stock market and somebody makes
- 45:09Speaker 1: a ton of money like everything he's. Doing then he's
- 45:12Speaker 1: like a LITTLE a couple last week he, SAID i
- 45:15Speaker 1: talked to one of the presidents and they, SAID i
- 45:16Speaker 1: WISH i had done what you. Did you're lying what
- 45:20Speaker 1: you did forty seven talk to forty. Five that's you
- 45:23Speaker 1: talking to. You that's what you. Did then he's, like We.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Negotia you keep killing all of their, Leaders, Israel you
- 45:30Speaker 1: And israel in league keep killing on their. Leaders so
- 45:34Speaker 1: who are you negotiating. With every time somebody answered the,
- 45:37Speaker 1: phone they get blew.
- 45:38Speaker 3: Up, yep.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Hey sayah a phone for? You no take a mess
- 45:46Speaker 1: take them let it go to. Voicemail is that? Nothing?
- 45:52Speaker 1: Old sayad.
- 45:54Speaker 3: Call for?
- 45:55Speaker 1: You land. Shark that's a scam likely for your. Ass
- 46:02Speaker 1: real that is a scam likely for your. Ass, well
- 46:05Speaker 1: who are? You you murder every one of their? Leaders
- 46:08Speaker 1: and who are you negotiated with and enlightened later their last?
- 46:11Speaker 1: Negotiation why would you believe? Them but, yeah they were
- 46:14Speaker 1: negotiated right when you start blowing stuff, Exactly, yes it
- 46:17Speaker 1: felt like you needed to, Somebody and somebody coined this
- 46:21Speaker 1: phrase that you should never fight on two. Fronts i'm
- 46:26Speaker 1: not sure if it Was Napoleon. Bonaparte, Why i'm not.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Sure tomorrow a great general said you should never fight
- 46:33Speaker 1: on two. Fronts Donald trump is fighting on virtually every
- 46:36Speaker 1: front he is, domestically he is welding his because they
- 46:43Speaker 1: are his, stormtroopers ices and. Stormtroopers and did you see
- 46:47Speaker 1: them just standing?
- 46:48Speaker 14: Around you?
- 46:49Speaker 1: Know so there was a time if you were forced
- 46:54Speaker 1: to work for, free it was called. Slavery now it's called.
- 46:56Speaker 1: Ice now it's CALLED. Tsa that's LITERALLY. Tsa and they're getting.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Paid and then you know they have a larger budget
- 47:06Speaker 1: budget that they. Have ice has a larger budget budget
- 47:09Speaker 1: than the rings his personal. Army And i'm telling you
- 47:14Speaker 1: this whole thing started is because no Police department on
- 47:18Speaker 1: the face, it certainly in this country is allowed the
- 47:21Speaker 1: latitude that they're asking. For they want to be able
- 47:24Speaker 1: to just use the constitution for toilet. Paper they want
- 47:27Speaker 1: to be able to walk around with masks on and identifying.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Themselves they want to be able, to you, know you
- 47:32Speaker 1: drag people out the car with nobody to be by
- 47:34Speaker 1: to account for. It that it's. Untenable we're here right
- 47:37Speaker 1: now because last time you were in a situation you
- 47:40Speaker 1: want trained, for you killed a couple Of. Americans at
- 47:43Speaker 1: the beginning of, Year ice a killer at that point twenty.
- 47:45Speaker 1: People ice was literally was so. Bad ice was so
- 47:49Speaker 1: dangerous they almost had an episode Of first forty. Eight
- 47:53Speaker 1: so they but they did that with no. Oversight even
- 47:56Speaker 1: Now minnesota's suing them to get the information on the
- 47:58Speaker 1: two citizens they started. There you're finally ready to settle.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Down maybe not give us five signs you're really not
- 48:04Speaker 1: ready to settle. Down But julia also For Madame, moa number,
- 48:06Speaker 1: five you're currently seeing three guys at. Once, yep that'll do. It,
- 48:10Speaker 1: yep that, way, yep.
- 48:12Speaker 4: Yep number four of the top five signs you're really
- 48:14Speaker 4: not ready to settle, down you had to live alone
- 48:16Speaker 4: because you couldn't handle.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Roommates sometimes you. Can't, yeah if you're a grown man with,
- 48:21Speaker 1: roommates you if it's not, prison.
- 48:23Speaker 4: You're already grown up. Wrong number three of the top five.
- 48:28Speaker 4: Sides you're really not ready to settle. Down you demand
- 48:31Speaker 4: exciting dates and pretty much expensive all the.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Time, yeah you're not Ready.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Number two of the top five signs you're really not
- 48:39Speaker 4: ready to settle. Down you're in your sexual exploratory.
- 48:42Speaker 1: Phase three is for sure if sex is, wrong for?
- 48:47Speaker 1: Sure and then the big brown Shark number one of
- 48:50Speaker 1: the top five.
- 48:51Speaker 4: Sides you're not really ready to set. Down you often
- 48:53Speaker 4: wake up in places that aren't your.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Bed yep to go.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Back, huh that's going to do it for lady and
- 49:01Speaker 1: gentle as the. Deal you can show you a twenty
- 49:02Speaker 1: twenty six. Edition remember if you're In, Perrysburg, Ohio toledo
- 49:06Speaker 1: to you people so, leed or actually even In. Detroit
- 49:08Speaker 1: while we'll be there This i'll be at The funny
- 49:10Speaker 1: but on This, Friday saturday And, sunday come check me.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Off you're take a. Notion Jasmine, sanders what'd you learn, today,
- 49:15Speaker 1: baby Gir?
- 49:15Speaker 4: Wow so REMEMBER i talked a little bit about the
- 49:18Speaker 4: Whole usher And Justin bieber.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Situation we were trying to figure it.
- 49:21Speaker 4: Out, well apparently they said THAT i Guess usher Approached
- 49:26Speaker 4: bieber with some kind of energy and anger and it
- 49:31Speaker 4: had something to do, with, LIKE i don't, know something
- 49:33Speaker 4: that had happened. Earlier but they said it was more
- 49:35Speaker 4: of an exaggeration of the conversation that he's been nothing
- 49:38Speaker 4: of supportive of the issues that you, Know Justin bieber's
- 49:41Speaker 4: been going. Through and you, know for the, record everything was.
- 49:44Speaker 4: Fine it didn't look that way, though it really, did.
- 49:47Speaker 4: Didn't it looked, LIKE i don't know Why usher would
- 49:50Speaker 4: approach him with any kind of any kind of, energy you,
- 49:53Speaker 4: know considering everything, that you, know Because justin really he'd
- 49:58Speaker 4: been really going through it on social, media he's ON
- 50:02Speaker 4: tv performing in his underwear like he's been going through a.
- 50:05Speaker 3: Lot, Yeah so.
- 50:07Speaker 1: Every time somebody where they had haircut like, that a white,
- 50:10Speaker 1: Person Thenada connor, him they go through every time they
- 50:13Speaker 1: cut their hair like. That i'm not even trying to be.
- 50:16Speaker 1: Funny you see that kind of, haircut they're gonna Be
- 50:18Speaker 1: sittingy're gonna eat basoline pretty.
- 50:19Speaker 4: Soon, yeah he says it was an exaggeration and everything
- 50:25Speaker 4: is cool them but that flower on his.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Shirt the other word had that grabbed on your shirt
- 50:31Speaker 1: and flowering skip my man? Cheating what you learned, that baby?
- 50:34Speaker 17: Boy if we don't have enough bad news going, on you,
- 50:37Speaker 17: Know jasmine knows The North Park mall In, dallas that's
- 50:40Speaker 17: like the big the you, know the. Well they got
- 50:44Speaker 17: emptied out today a bomb. Threat they evacuated and shut
- 50:47Speaker 17: down the whole.
- 50:48Speaker 3: Area it's. Crazy So i'm hoping it's not a sign
- 50:51Speaker 3: of more things to come like.
- 50:52Speaker 1: This So i'll tell you what NORSE i. Meant Neven
- 50:55Speaker 1: marcus closed.
- 50:56Speaker 2: A bunch of.
- 50:56Speaker 3: Store, yeah, yeah.
- 50:59Speaker 6: Over a.
- 50:59Speaker 4: BOMB i think it's From bloomdale Boy obama their bank,
- 51:04Speaker 4: account but not you.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Know, ah that's very. SAD i hope everybody is. Fine
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