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Twist to The Left or Right? | Monday 12.23.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: our last live show of the year. The rest of
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Speaker 2: Yes, ray, it's best of it, and we don't have
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Speaker 2: to pull you know, sixty days a year worth of it.
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Speaker 1: Some days is ninety actually, to be honest, when it
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Speaker 1: hits sixty, we're like, just if it will go live tired,
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Speaker 1: There were a couple of times where we looked around,
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Speaker 1: We're like, we're out of best of We just we're
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Speaker 1: just gonna do the show anyway. Today is Monday, December
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Speaker 1: twenty third, twenty twenty four, the day before Christmas Eve,
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Speaker 1: which is the day before Christmas. That makes this our
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Speaker 1: last live show of the year, and thus making it
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Speaker 1: our holiday show or Christmas show. If you're so worried
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Speaker 1: about Christmas getting canceled, we have a lot in store
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Speaker 1: for you today, including the heist of Saint Nick. You
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Speaker 1: do not want to miss this two part story inside
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Speaker 1: the Treehouse, the true story about the Heist of Saint Nicholas.
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Speaker 1: But first, this might be the last Christmas that you
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Speaker 1: can buy stocking stuffers and mom stuffers at CVS. That's
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Speaker 1: because the Texas State legislature, I'm sorry, that's because the
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Speaker 1: Texas State legislator wants to ban sex toys from family
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Speaker 1: friendly retailers like CVS, Walmart, and Target, which leaves some
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Speaker 1: of us to say, I didn't realize CVS, Walmart and
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Speaker 1: Target had sex toys, but apparently they do.
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Speaker 2: We talked about, we talked about that that CVS has
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Speaker 2: sells vibrators and things.
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Speaker 1: That's that's an aisle. I don't think I've I've typically
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Speaker 1: go down. Usually when I go to CVS, it's you know,
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Speaker 1: for some toothpaste and celsius or maybe some ibuprofen.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know they had a vibrator.
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Speaker 1: I'll either.
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Speaker 2: We actually, I think it was at the live show
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Speaker 2: we did in Arlington we talked about I was quite
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Speaker 2: stunned that they had adult toys and CVS.
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Speaker 4: But yeah, but I know they have the like the
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Speaker 4: like the Trojans.
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Speaker 1: Now these are like full on you'd find a New
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Speaker 1: Fine Arts type stuff.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, Okay, Yeah.
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Speaker 1: This new bill is proposed by incoming Republican Texas state
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Speaker 1: representative and former PTA Vice President Hillary Hickland. The bill
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Speaker 1: would limit the sale of such items to sex shops
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Speaker 1: and strip clubs only.
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Speaker 3: Strip clubs.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you want those at strip clubs.
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Speaker 1: I don't think you're allowed to have those.
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Speaker 2: I guess that's a new income stream for strip clubs.
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Speaker 1: That's not the only stream at the club.
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Speaker 3: Change the lap dance game.
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Speaker 1: Really sure, I don't think this representative realizes the hole,
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Speaker 1: the loophole that she's opening by saying that. But anyway,
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Speaker 1: and our great state, the lone Star state, we do
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Speaker 1: have a bit of a history when it comes to
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Speaker 1: limiting or even banning sex toys. In nineteen seventy three,
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Speaker 1: then state legislators passed a law banning the sale of
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Speaker 1: sex toys anywhere in Texas. That was updated and softened
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Speaker 1: in two thousand and three to allow their sale, but
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Speaker 1: made it a crime to own six or more devices.
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Speaker 1: But in two thousand and eight that law was declared
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Speaker 1: unconstitutional and thus pulled out. There has been some pushback
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Speaker 1: to this bill. State Senator Nathan Johnson slammed the potential
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Speaker 1: law as a quote grotesque display of misplaced priorities, and
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Speaker 1: a newly elected Republican district attorney, Sarah Stogner was critical
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Speaker 1: of the idea on social media. Responding to a tweet
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Speaker 1: from Hickland, she wrote on X, I see you're still
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Speaker 1: obsessed with dildo's. Perhaps you should buy one and try.
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Speaker 1: It might make you feel less uptight. That, by the way,
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure is true, especially because of who said it.
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Speaker 1: Because if that name Sarah Stagner sounds familiar to you,
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Speaker 1: it's because she first shot to fame on the back
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Speaker 1: of a pump jack in a viral TikTok she made
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Speaker 1: while running for a spot on the Railroad Commission. Jesus,
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Speaker 1: this story has more layers than an orgy. Texas politics
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Speaker 1: is fun, man, mm hm. We usually stay out of it,
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Speaker 1: but when it's.
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Speaker 5: This juicy, literally, yeah, you would really hope the legislature
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Speaker 5: as better things to do than this stupid ass bill.
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Speaker 1: I'm a firm believer. By the way, I swear I
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Speaker 1: should have done like an over under on puns in
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Speaker 1: this segment. But I am a firm believer, and government
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Speaker 1: can do two things at once, like if you're doing
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Speaker 1: one thing and you get outraged they're not doing this
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Speaker 1: other thing. I believe government can or at least has
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Speaker 1: the ability to do two things at once. They don't typically,
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Speaker 1: but they at least could if they really really wanted to.
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Speaker 1: So I get the argument on the whole priorities thing.
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Speaker 1: So I sort of look at it as you can
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Speaker 1: have this type of sort of a pet bill or
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Speaker 1: project or cause as long as you get the really
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Speaker 1: big stuff taken care of.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, which they won't. I mean, in mind you, this
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Speaker 2: is a body that meets once every other year, so
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Speaker 2: that those eighteen months off are If this, you know,
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Speaker 2: is newly elected, please tell me you ran on something
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Speaker 2: more profound.
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Speaker 1: You know she's running this this Sarah, I'm not Sarah.
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Speaker 1: Hillary Hickland ran and was elected on a big part
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Speaker 1: of her platform was the protection of children, reforming schools
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Speaker 1: and public schools and how they're funded, protecting the border,
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Speaker 1: the standard Republican stuff. So that was how she got elected.
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Speaker 1: And this is one of those things that's I guess
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Speaker 1: near and dear to her heart because I checked out
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Speaker 1: her social media profile on x and she mentions in
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Speaker 1: there a number of times how kids should be able
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Speaker 1: to pick out a toothbrush without seeing sex toys next
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Speaker 1: to them, to which my response is, what CVS are
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Speaker 1: you going to where the orifice ales have crossed streams
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Speaker 1: because they don't usually put the below the waist stuff
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Speaker 1: with the mouth stuff. That's usually different aisles altogether.
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Speaker 3: But I'm going to go to CBS today.
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Speaker 1: I don't know why you can.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to see I've never seen the stuff there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, CBS, Walgreens, Family friendly retailers, Target would be
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Speaker 1: included in this Walmart, any of the any of the
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Speaker 1: stores Target.
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Speaker 2: Look look usually around where they sell condoms and stuff.
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Speaker 3: All right, yeap, y'all's targets are different than mine.
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Speaker 1: I think it's it's just a matter of what's on
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Speaker 1: your list when you go to Target.
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Speaker 3: That's true, Okay, that's true.
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Speaker 1: I will say this though, if if this new lot
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Speaker 1: passes the come and Take It Flag is going to
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Speaker 1: get a hell of a makeover.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna have some new things flying out of it.
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to get that new new shirt.
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Speaker 1: I'm Dan, along with Trey and Raj and Trey. I
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Speaker 1: want to give you a very sincere thank you for
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Speaker 1: finding the next article we are going to share inside
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Speaker 1: the Treehouse. This is a story that I've never heard before,
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Speaker 1: and I imagine most people haven't. Yeah, so we are
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Speaker 1: now going to share that story with you. But first
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Speaker 1: think about how I want to word this. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: how on the did you find this story? I don't
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Speaker 1: even remember. I'll accept that, okay, because as you hear this,
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Speaker 1: you also are going to wonder how Trey found this story.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time you will be grateful for it,
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Speaker 1: all right, all right, So if if everybody is ready
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Speaker 1: today in the Treehouse, we want to tell you about
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Speaker 1: a Christmas story that doesn't make it into the Carols.
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Speaker 1: It's an Ocean's eleven style heist with a Spaceball's inspired
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Speaker 1: act of desecrating a man's corpse, but you know, reel
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Speaker 1: and stuff. This is the Heist of Saint Nick, written
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Speaker 1: by M. T. Anderson for Slate magazine. The Heist of
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Speaker 1: Saint Nick. It is a fact, strange but true that
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Speaker 1: Santa Claus's corpse was stolen from its tomb. Though Christmas
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Speaker 1: Carols inclamation specials have for some reason neglected the heist
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Speaker 1: of Saint Nick's dead body, the details of that theft
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Speaker 1: actually can tell us a lot about mythmaking and the
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Speaker 1: power of stories, however bizarre to shape reality. Plus it's
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Speaker 1: just a good tale to tell at holiday parties. The
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Speaker 1: gist of it is this. In ten eighty seven, two
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Speaker 1: Italian cities, Venice and Bari, raced to be the first
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Speaker 1: to steal the bones of Saint Nicholas, known to us
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Speaker 1: as Santa Claus, from a basilica in what is now
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Speaker 1: southern Turkey. Why because the corpse supposedly wept a magical
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Speaker 1: liquor that would cure all ills if you drank it
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Speaker 1: or rubbed it on your body, what some people now
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Speaker 1: do with Theegermeister. Anyway, Saint Nicholas was a real catch.
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Speaker 1: Forget everything you know about Santa Claus, almost everything we
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Speaker 1: as so jociate with him. The North Pole the sled
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Speaker 1: the Reindeer is a nineteenth century confection laid on top
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Speaker 1: of a much older and sterner figure. The historical Nicholas
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Speaker 1: was Bishop of Mirah, a merchant city on the Turquoise
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Speaker 1: coast on the edge of the Mediterranean energy and seas.
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Speaker 1: He was supposedly imprisoned and tortured during the Great Persecution
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Speaker 1: of the Emperor Diocletian. After his death, stories accumulated around him.
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Speaker 1: He had fought demons, He sniffed out a serial killer
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Speaker 1: who was pickling boys in his meat locker. He had
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Speaker 1: saved three girls from prostitution by throwing bags of gold
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Speaker 1: through their window late at night, a legend that is
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Speaker 1: the origin of his role as a gift giver to children.
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Speaker 1: And he had saved many sailors by flying through the
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Speaker 1: sky to their aid, daring storms, calming the waves, trimming
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Speaker 1: the sails, grasping the drowning by their hair, and teleporting
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Speaker 1: them to land for venison. Bari coastal cities on the
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Speaker 1: eastern side of the Boot, in the north and south, respectively,
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Speaker 1: and dependent on the merchant ships arriving and departing from
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Speaker 1: all over the known world, it would be invaluable to
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Speaker 1: have a shrine devoted to Saint Nicholas, the patron saint
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Speaker 1: of sailors. Businessmen from all over Europe would choose your
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Speaker 1: port to set out from if they knew they could
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Speaker 1: kneel at the altar of this champion of mariners. It
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Speaker 1: was the best of good luck, a guarantee of calm seas,
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Speaker 1: and a prosperous voyage. That was the thinking of a
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Speaker 1: group of grain merchants on a routine run between Bari
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Speaker 1: and the Syrian city of Antioch, which which you may
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Speaker 1: remember from the first Gladiator movie. Sitting around one blustery
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Speaker 1: day as they crossed the Mediterranean on their three ships,
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Speaker 1: they discussed the idea of stealing the Saints' bones when
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Speaker 1: they passed Mira, where he was buried, and it was
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Speaker 1: a good time to do it. The Christian city, located
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Speaker 1: in present day Turkey had just been invaded by the
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Speaker 1: Celgic Turks. The whole region was in turmoil. This was
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Speaker 1: the time to slip in and steal the body. It
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Speaker 1: turned out, though, they were not the only ones with
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Speaker 1: this bright idea. As they discussed it in the seaside
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Speaker 1: taverns of Antioch, again from Gladiator, where they were loading
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Speaker 1: their return cargo, some Venetian sailors overheard and both that
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Speaker 1: they in fact were about to plunder the tomb. They
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Speaker 1: had all the equipment at the ready crowbars, shovels and mallets.
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Speaker 1: They were heading there on their way home to Italy. Now,
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Speaker 1: the Barri sailors had been a little anxious about stealing
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Speaker 1: the corpse. He was a holy man, after all, and
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Speaker 1: saints were supposed to hover around their relics. If you
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Speaker 1: steal relics and the saint does not want to go
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Speaker 1: with you, it's not a theft, it's technically a kidnapping.
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Speaker 1: The fury of a Maritimes saint could lead to storms, maelstroms, krakens,
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Speaker 1: all sorts of disasters. But now that the Venetians had
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Speaker 1: thrown down the gauntlet, all the reservations disappeared. Venison Bari
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Speaker 1: were great economic rivals, and Venice had been getting the
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Speaker 1: upper hand with sweet trade deals and a powerful navy. Ari,
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Speaker 1: the scrappy underdog, was determined to get its own backs,
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Speaker 1: so the three berised green ships set up for Mira, immediately,
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Speaker 1: hoping to steal the body of Saint Nicholas before the
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Speaker 1: Venetians knew what was happening, and it must have been
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Speaker 1: an eerie's site. When they anchored at Mira, Turkish and
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Speaker 1: Turkmen raiders not to be confused, with the Tuscan raiders
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Speaker 1: from Star Wars had swept down out of the mountains
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Speaker 1: a couple of years before. The city itself was now deserted.
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Speaker 1: All its population huddled in a fortress up on a
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Speaker 1: nearby hills, surrounded by the tombs of their ancestors, and
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Speaker 1: they were probably paying tribute to the Turks, some kind
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Speaker 1: of protection money, but the truce was uneasy and they
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Speaker 1: rarely ventured out of the fortress. This meant only four
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Speaker 1: months guarded the tomb of Saint Nicholas down in the city,
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Speaker 1: carrying on their ancient duties filling decorative glass vials with
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Speaker 1: the ooze that drizzled from his corpse. Cautiously, the Bari
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Speaker 1: sailors assembled the task force of forty seven who would
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Speaker 1: march on the church, armed with swords for protection and
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Speaker 1: sledge tammers for breaking into the tomb. A skeleton cre
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Speaker 1: of twenty odd would stay behind and guard the three
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Speaker 1: ships in case the Turks noticed them and got hostile.
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Speaker 1: The Turks, according to one source, also worshiped the tomb
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Speaker 1: of Nicholas. They had been Islamized for only a few
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Speaker 1: decades and apparently felt that a holy man was a
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Speaker 1: holy man regardless of his precise sect. For both Christians
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Speaker 1: and the newly converted Turkish Muslims in the period, there
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Speaker 1: was an almost shamanic magical property to the Holy dead
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Speaker 1: that went far beyond doctrine. When the Bearist thieves reached
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Speaker 1: the walled compound that included the Nicholas Church and its
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Speaker 1: abandoned monastery, they posted guards to watch the crossroads and
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Speaker 1: make sure no one was coming to stop them. When
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Speaker 1: the sailors went into the church, the four guardians assumed
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Speaker 1: they were pilgrims, stopping off in the middle of a
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Speaker 1: trade route to ask for a prosperous voyage and buy
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Speaker 1: a vial of the nick liquor. After all, there was
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Speaker 1: a couple of priests with them. That seemed likely enough
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Speaker 1: that they were on pilgrimage, and only took a few minutes. However,
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Speaker 1: before the sailor's questions about where the body was stashed
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Speaker 1: started to seem a little too pointed suspicious, One of
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Speaker 1: the guardians demanded, why do you ask all these questions?
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Speaker 1: Can it be that you want to take the body?
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Speaker 1: Don't you know that we cannot possibly agree to such
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Speaker 1: a thing. In fact, we would rather die than permit
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Speaker 1: him to be taken. At first, the Bardi cru tried lives.
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Speaker 1: They claimed they'd only been sent by the pope to
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Speaker 1: seize the body, and they tried bribery one hundred gold
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Speaker 1: pieces for the bones. They were horrified. The guards were
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Speaker 1: Saint Nicholas's body had lain under the floor of their
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Speaker 1: church for seven hundred year. It defined the city of Mirah,
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Speaker 1: and they were not about to give it up. So
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Speaker 1: the thieves decided it was time to use force. This
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Speaker 1: was a big step. They were in a holy place,
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Speaker 1: they were worried about curses. Nonetheless, they grabbed the four guardians,
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Speaker 1: tied them up. They sent men out into the courtyard
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Speaker 1: to watch for resistance, and then, in superstitious fear, they
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Speaker 1: asked their own priests, seeing a few chants, asking Nicholas
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Speaker 1: for permission to steal him. The heist of Saint Nick
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Speaker 1: Welcome inside the tree House. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. We were in the middle
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Speaker 1: of something. We now returned to the heist of Saint
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Speaker 1: nick A young hothead named Matteo was sick of playing nice.
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Speaker 1: He walked to the point in the floor where there
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Speaker 1: was apparently a hole for drawing out the sacred oil
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Speaker 1: up from Saint Nicholas's corpse, and he started battering it
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Speaker 1: with his hammer. Soon other sailors were feeling bolder, and
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Speaker 1: they all joined in. They bashed apart the marble floor
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Speaker 1: of the basilica and found under it a sarcassav damn
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Speaker 1: it messed up that word, and they found under it
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Speaker 1: a sarcophagus. There is some possibility that Saint Nicholas's sarcophagus
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Speaker 1: survives to this day, with holes drilled in its scalloped
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Speaker 1: lid to draw out the oil and telling lye to
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Speaker 1: pour holy oil in. It appears that this was the
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Speaker 1: method by which the oil was renewed. The guardians of
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Speaker 1: the body were pressing their own olive oil in the
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Speaker 1: compound in, using it with local mirrh, and pouring it
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Speaker 1: through his siphon into the sarcophagus, where it would be
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Speaker 1: irradiated by the holiness of the sacred bones and could
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Speaker 1: then be packaged for resale gum. Back to Mateo, he
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Speaker 1: smashed the lid of the sarcophagus. The sailors found that
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Speaker 1: the whole box was welling with dark oil. Unfazed, Mateo
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Speaker 1: dunked his arms into the oil and felt around for
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Speaker 1: the bones. He was frustrated he couldn't find the skull,
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Speaker 1: which was obviously the real git. To the horror of
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Speaker 1: everyone who looked on, he lowered himself into the bath
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Speaker 1: of oil, drenching his clothes in sacred ecor or ikor herise,
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Speaker 1: and fumbled around feeling for the saint's head. I'd like
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Speaker 1: to take a brief moment and tell everyone again, this
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Speaker 1: is a real story. Now back to it. Modern investigation
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Speaker 1: of the bones suggests that in the process he almost
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Speaker 1: certainly shattered the ribs and pelvis of Saint Nicholas, which
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Speaker 1: he must have been kneeling on. When Aha Matteo found
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Speaker 1: the skull, he handed it up, and the two priests
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Speaker 1: connected to the heist carefully lay it on a cloak
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Speaker 1: to be folded up with the other long bones as
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Speaker 1: quickly as possible. The crew wrapped up their ill gotten
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Speaker 1: gains and made for the exodus. The four Guardians wailed
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Speaker 1: pleasing threats and cursed. Behind them, the armed band walked
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Speaker 1: back through the deserted city of Mira toward their ships.
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Speaker 1: They would have gotten there without incident, except, of course,
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Speaker 1: there's no honor among thieves. They had to stop and
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Speaker 1: argue about whose ship would actually carry the corpse. While
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Speaker 1: they argued, one of the guardians made his way up
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Speaker 1: to the fortress, where the Christian population of Mirra hid
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Speaker 1: and sounded the alarm. The people of Mira had suffered enough.
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Speaker 1: The city had been overrun. They'd been locked up in
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Speaker 1: their fortress for a year, maybe longer, paying tribute so
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Speaker 1: they could at least go out in the day to
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Speaker 1: tend to their fields and whatever livestock was left. And
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Speaker 1: now they're saint. Their city's one claim to fame was
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Speaker 1: being carried off by some hooligans from the heel of
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Speaker 1: the Italian boot. They poured out of their fortress and
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Speaker 1: charged down through the streets of the city, screaming in rage.
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Speaker 1: At this, the sailors picked up the pace, trotting toward
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Speaker 1: their ships, which were pulled up on shore to the
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Speaker 1: south of the city. The bones wrapped in a bundle
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Speaker 1: like Santa's, like Santa Claus's bag of toys slapped up
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Speaker 1: and down on the back of the priest who carried them,
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Speaker 1: drizzling grease down his back. The townspeople reached the ships
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Speaker 1: too late. The crew had already scampered aboard. I wish
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Speaker 1: it was through the snow. The people of Mira demanded
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Speaker 1: the bones back. They wailed and sorrow that their city
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Speaker 1: saint was about to sail away to foreign land. Some
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Speaker 1: even curse Nicholas himself, the father of the city, for
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Speaker 1: abandoning his children. But nothing would persuade the thieves. They
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Speaker 1: pushed off and started to row towards open waters. Men
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Speaker 1: and women plunged into the sea behind them, grabbing at
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Speaker 1: the ship's oars. Back on shore, they found one of
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Speaker 1: the Holy Guardians and blamed him for letting the Italians
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Speaker 1: snatch the saint, so they beat him to death on
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Speaker 1: the shore ah Christmas, But the ships were getting farther away.
21:29
Speaker 1: The sailors were almost mocking as they pulled away from Mirra.
21:32
Speaker 1: They would not have an easy voyage home. Some of
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Speaker 1: the sailors would steal joints and fragments of the saint,
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Speaker 1: a transgression that, as they believed caused them to suffer
21:39
Speaker 1: through storms and almost capsize, but the Saint was theirs.
21:44
Speaker 1: They drove a hard bargain when they got home to Bari.
21:46
Speaker 1: All of them were to get a cut of the
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Speaker 1: pilgrim income for those who came to pray to the Saint,
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Speaker 1: which is one of the reasons we know about the heightst.
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Speaker 1: Not only do we have a couple of narratives written
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Speaker 1: a few weeks or months after they got back, but
21:56
Speaker 1: a full financial account of the annual payments that were
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Speaker 1: still being made to their fan families eighty years later.
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Speaker 3: Huh.
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Speaker 1: A decade after the heist. In the mid ten nineties,
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Speaker 1: the Emperor of Byzantium, frustrated at the Turkish invasion of
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Speaker 1: his lands to the east, including the region around Mir,
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Speaker 1: asked the kings of Western Europe to send armies to
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Speaker 1: assist him in pushing back the Turks the barbarian monarchs
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Speaker 1: of the Hordes East, a counter evasion we call the
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Speaker 1: First Crusade. It was the beginning of two centuries of
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Speaker 1: senseless bloodshed in the Middle East that forever tainted Muslim
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Speaker 1: Christian relations. A series of disastrous massacres and incompetent defeats
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Speaker 1: that still swells the hearts of contemporary white supremacists with pride.
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Speaker 1: Many of the expeditions set out from barri where the
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Speaker 1: soldiers could pray to Nicholas for calm seas and prosperous voyage.
22:37
Speaker 1: The city thrived as invasion forces supplied themselves at the
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Speaker 1: merchants stalls of the Port of Saint Nicholas and set
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Speaker 1: forth on their mission of destruction. And what about those Venetians,
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Speaker 1: the city's great rivals. What happened when they got timehr
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Speaker 1: and demanded the bones back? That's a story for another Christmas.
22:51
Speaker 1: And this has been the story about the heist of
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Speaker 1: Saint Nick. Now we've all learned a little something.
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Speaker 2: How have we never come up with a liquor or
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Speaker 2: at least a shot called Nick liquor?
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Speaker 3: Mmmm?
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Speaker 4: Because if you if you have too many and you
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Speaker 4: say that wrong, you don't want to slur on that shot.
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Speaker 7: You're listening to the Treehouse.
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Speaker 8: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
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Speaker 1: And let it be said, we still know what the
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Speaker 1: greatest story ever told is, but this may be a
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Speaker 1: close second.
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Speaker 6: You're in the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse on
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Speaker 1: You are in the tree House. Thank you for joining
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Speaker 1: us for our very special Christmas episode. I will say
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Speaker 1: that the story about the Heist of Saint Nicholas is
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Speaker 1: a little long, but it's pretty good and maybe maybe
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Speaker 1: in the future, if we ever decide to tell it again,
24:14
Speaker 1: find a way to condense it a little bit more
24:16
Speaker 1: than than what we already did. But what was it you.
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Speaker 4: Noticed, Raj, Well, when you messed up the word starcophagus,
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Speaker 4: I was like, man, you don't want to mess up
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Speaker 4: nick lickor. I'm just saying that's a that's a bad
24:32
Speaker 4: way to end that story.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of those that after I read through
24:38
Speaker 1: it the first time, about halfway, I was like, you
24:40
Speaker 1: know what, I need to read this at least twice
24:43
Speaker 1: all the way through out loud, just in case.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's some tricky spots. Well, yeah, there's nick
24:50
Speaker 4: liquor and then there's white supremacy is in there somewhere,
24:53
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you don't want to you don't want
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Speaker 4: to combine those two.
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Speaker 3: I mean they would, but.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, certainly, yeah, no doubt about that.
25:05
Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: So there you have the Great Heist of Saint Nicholas again,
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Speaker 1: a true story, which is still fascinating to me. That
25:13
Speaker 1: being said, I know it's Christmas and everything, and there
25:20
Speaker 1: are other holidays that are happening, you know, Hanukkah, Kwanza,
25:26
Speaker 1: but there's also Festivus. And I didn't know until recently
25:32
Speaker 1: that our very own Trey Trenholms celebrates Festivus. Now, in
25:38
Speaker 1: case you don't know what Festivus is, it's a secular
25:43
Speaker 1: holiday that originated in the nineteen ninety seven Seinfeld episode
25:46
Speaker 1: The Strike. In that episode, George Costanza's father Frank, introduces
25:51
Speaker 1: Festivus as an alternative to Christmas, created to protest the
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Speaker 1: commercialization of the season, which, by the way, Festivus is
25:59
Speaker 1: celebrated on December twenty third, which is today. Some of
26:05
Speaker 1: the traditions of Festivus include no tree. Instead of a
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Speaker 1: Christmas tree, you get an undecorated aluminum pole. There's the
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Speaker 1: airing of grievances during dinner. Each person takes a turn
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Speaker 1: sharing how the others have disappointed them in the past year,
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Speaker 1: and finally feats of strength. After dinner, there's a wrestling
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Speaker 1: match where the head of the household must be pinned.
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Speaker 1: Festivus is fun, man, really is.
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Speaker 3: That's just a Indian dinner.
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Speaker 1: That's a southern family reunion with lots of nick liquor.
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Speaker 1: But again, I'm fascinated by finding out that my friend Trey,
26:47
Speaker 1: that I've been friends with for over twenty years, you're
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Speaker 1: a Festivus celebrator. And so you went through this entire
26:55
Speaker 1: past year and found your complaints and not how hopefully
26:58
Speaker 1: not how Raj and I have disappointed, although it's possible,
27:02
Speaker 1: but maybe just complaints in general.
27:05
Speaker 2: Well it complaints in general. And found a source that
27:11
Speaker 2: had compiled some good ones. Some of these heavy on Florida.
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Speaker 1: So is this a Florida Festivus.
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Speaker 2: It's a Tampa Bay Times Festivus.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I guess, so, I guess. I guess
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Speaker 1: the entire state would be just too much.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's Internet, so it comes from all over,
27:30
Speaker 2: but there are at times some heavy Florida influences, which
27:34
Speaker 2: gives you. I need to say that, because it has
27:36
Speaker 2: to give you some perspective for some of.
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Speaker 1: The things got you here, all right, So what do
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Speaker 1: you got?
27:42
Speaker 2: All right? So start off with some that just made
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Speaker 2: me laugh, and then uh, it kind of end with
27:48
Speaker 2: the top five Spotify Spotify Wrap Shows your year review,
27:57
Speaker 2: but missus a whole month of listening. Never seen a
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Speaker 2: Christmas song on the you know, Spotify rap.
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Speaker 1: That's true because that stuff always comes out in mid
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Speaker 1: December and it's based on eleven months worth of data.
28:08
Speaker 1: That's an excellent point.
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Speaker 2: I'm sick of shorter and shorter seasons of shows. I
28:13
Speaker 2: demand every show have a minimum of ten episodes a year.
28:22
Speaker 2: Why is twenty nineteen Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker
28:25
Speaker 2: so bad? He resurrected the thirty year dead Emperor so
28:29
Speaker 2: he could be the grandpa of this nineteen year old.
28:35
Speaker 1: Oh god, yes, it reminds me of one of the
28:36
Speaker 1: greatest memes I saw after that movie came out, That
28:39
Speaker 1: that third one, The Rise of Skywalker, where it's like
28:42
Speaker 1: the original movies, it's like the force flows through you,
28:46
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Cut to jj Abrams. The force comes
28:49
Speaker 1: from the balls.
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Speaker 2: Artificial intelligence, it's no match for natural upidity. Amen. It
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Speaker 2: is the year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four, and
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Speaker 2: we still change the clocks twice a year.
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Speaker 1: Maybe not for long, maybe not for a long. They
29:17
Speaker 1: could have passed it this last year, by the way,
29:19
Speaker 1: they could have passed it. But now I guess I
29:22
Speaker 1: want to make sure that Trump gets credit for it,
29:23
Speaker 1: so they'll maybe they'll pass it this year. I don't
29:25
Speaker 1: care past the damn thing. We're all sick of changing
29:28
Speaker 1: the clocks.
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Speaker 2: Well, then the big debate now is which one do
29:32
Speaker 2: you go to because a lot of people want to
29:34
Speaker 2: do that where you would keep it where it gets
29:37
Speaker 2: darker earlier, and then other people are like, no, let's
29:40
Speaker 2: have it darker later. So that that's a whole nother controversy.
29:43
Speaker 1: So there's the great divide mourning people versus night people. Yeah,
29:47
Speaker 1: pretty much, Well that's going.
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Speaker 2: So for those of you who don't know, Publics is
29:52
Speaker 2: a big grocery store chain in Florida.
29:55
Speaker 1: It's like their version of a GB.
29:57
Speaker 2: Yes, the Public's cashier provides play by play on every
30:01
Speaker 2: item she rings up. Oh I love this popcorn. These
30:05
Speaker 2: chicken tenders look so good. Next time I'm buying condoms
30:09
Speaker 2: me relax and emodium a d as I await breathlessly.
30:12
Speaker 2: Here stole their virtues.
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Speaker 4: My buddy got fired from a trader Jokes on his
30:20
Speaker 4: first day because the ladies showed up with the bottle
30:24
Speaker 4: of wine and a cucumber. He goes, we've all had
30:29
Speaker 4: days like that. That's a one hundred per century story.
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Speaker 4: His first day, They're like, you gotta go.
30:46
Speaker 1: He's just throwing his hands up as he escort of Malcohl.
30:48
Speaker 1: What just spitting the truth. We've all had days like that,
30:53
Speaker 1: just throwing facts.
30:57
Speaker 2: Two shoppers having a cart reunion in the middle of
30:59
Speaker 2: the aisle. Sorry to interrupt your third diatribe about your
31:02
Speaker 2: least favorite kid, but I need to grab some paprika.
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Speaker 1: That's when that drives me nuts. And that's that's not
31:10
Speaker 1: limited to a grocery store. That's just people being completely
31:13
Speaker 1: unaware of their surroundings and inconsiderate.
31:17
Speaker 2: Uh, why is it. There's no minimum, no job requirements
31:22
Speaker 2: to run a government agency, But if I want a
31:24
Speaker 2: job at outback steakhouse, I need three years experience.
31:33
Speaker 3: Truth.
31:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, blooming Onion is pretty complicated.
31:38
Speaker 2: The number of flamingo pictures, posters, sculptures, signs, and decorations
31:42
Speaker 2: versus actual flamingos in Florida is outrageous. I'd wager that
31:46
Speaker 2: maybe one percent of the county has actual flamingos.
31:51
Speaker 1: Flamingos, it turns out, are sorry for the pun, but
31:55
Speaker 1: they're kind of flighty and they're kind of hard to find.
31:58
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I hate full sized flags on cars. I
32:04
Speaker 2: don't want to get killed Final Destination style because some
32:08
Speaker 2: dude figured tinfoil had some electrical tape. It's good enough
32:13
Speaker 2: to secure what's essentially a sail attached to a spear for.
32:24
Speaker 1: That's not good to Maga very good.
32:29
Speaker 2: That's not.
32:35
Speaker 1: I like to take anymore. That was really good.
32:41
Speaker 2: I can't stand when the plastic part of a clothing
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Speaker 2: tag lingers on the fabric and it decides to start
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Speaker 2: poking me on a random Tuesday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah man, I love Festivus.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel great man dancing around this aluminum pole.
32:59
Speaker 1: I can't I can't wait to see who gets pinned.
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Speaker 2: The Swanson Meatlow Family pack not only feeds a family
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Speaker 2: of two point five.
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Speaker 1: I've made my way through a hole asagna by myself
33:18
Speaker 1: from Swansea.
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Speaker 2: Timothy, get it, Timothy shallow May. I still don't like him,
33:29
Speaker 2: but he's growing on me, and that comes with its
33:32
Speaker 2: own pains.
33:36
Speaker 1: As someone who's currently watching Doom too, I relate to that.
33:42
Speaker 2: My closest Taco Bell closed for several weeks for renovations.
33:46
Speaker 2: Nobody is going to Taco Bell for the scenery or atmosphere.
33:50
Speaker 2: Serve me tacos from the back of an old van.
33:52
Speaker 2: I don't care. Just don't close for weeks at a time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah one too.
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Speaker 1: I love festival.
34:11
Speaker 2: Why can't we have a universal standard for which direction
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Speaker 2: you must twist those twist those little wires that used
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Speaker 2: to close bags?
34:21
Speaker 1: And how is it that sometimes you think you got
34:24
Speaker 1: it figured out one direction somehow in the middle. It's
34:29
Speaker 1: not supposed to be scientifically possible.
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Speaker 2: I bet I've wasted a thousand hours of my life
34:35
Speaker 2: twisting those things in the wrong direction before discovering I
34:38
Speaker 2: was going the wrong way. Oh my head.
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Speaker 9: Hey, it's for Bert the Catholic Church. This is regarding
36:15
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36:17
Speaker 9: more money from donations they to handle that whole raping
36:21
Speaker 9: kids problem a little bit better.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's responding back to us talking about how the
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Speaker 1: pope or the church was talking about how they're low
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Speaker 1: on donations and near bankruptcy. And maybe we thought maybe
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Speaker 1: that's the reason why he was wandering around Rome and
36:37
Speaker 1: opening up random door thinking they'll find some cash. But
36:40
Speaker 1: Robert brings up a great point. Donations go down if
36:43
Speaker 1: if people feel like you're mishandling the funds or that
36:46
Speaker 1: they're just contributing to the payouts to the kids that
36:48
Speaker 1: you've diddled.
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36:57
Speaker 1: I don't want to call it a Christmas e version,
36:59
Speaker 1: but it's churchy.
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Speaker 3: At least.
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Speaker 1: Today is Monday, December twenty third, twenty twenty four. Let's
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Speaker 1: celebrate with some Christmas birthdays. I didn't really bother with
37:14
Speaker 1: the twenty third birthdays because to me, the only birthday
37:16
Speaker 1: on December twenty third that ever mattered was my Pappas.
37:19
Speaker 1: But he passed away many years ago. He continued to
37:23
Speaker 1: rest in peace. Besides, if he was alive today, he'd
37:27
Speaker 1: be one hundred and three years old. So I think
37:29
Speaker 1: he's better for all of us that he is where
37:30
Speaker 1: he is. Birthdays for Christmas Eve. If you're curious, We've
37:35
Speaker 1: got Ryan Seacrest. He's fifty. Ryan Seacrest finally hits the
37:41
Speaker 1: Big five zero on Christmas Eve. Ricky Martin turns fifty three,
37:46
Speaker 1: Dedrich Bater turns fifty eight played Greg Otto on American Housewife.
37:52
Speaker 1: Was Jethrow in the Beverly Hillbillies movie. Was the neighbor
37:56
Speaker 1: in office space who said if he won the lottery,
37:59
Speaker 1: he'd do two chicks at one time. Also, we've got
38:05
Speaker 1: Lee Daniels, creator of Empire. He's sixty five, and Clarence
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Speaker 1: Gilliard he would have been would have been sixty nine,
38:15
Speaker 1: but he passed away in twenty twenty two. He was
38:18
Speaker 1: THEO the Hacker in Die Hard. Remember he's one of
38:20
Speaker 1: the first ones. He was Jimmy. He was Jimmy on
38:23
Speaker 1: Walker Texas Ranger Conrad on the original Mattlock as well.
38:27
Speaker 1: And also he's Sundown in Top Gun, the dude that
38:34
Speaker 1: rides in the back of the jet. Thank you Christmas
38:38
Speaker 1: Birthdays today. Yeah, Top Gun's racist.
38:44
Speaker 3: The only.
38:46
Speaker 1: What's that tray? The only black dude, the only and
38:49
Speaker 1: the only time you ever got to see him fly
38:52
Speaker 1: was after a white dude died. Makes you wonder why
38:55
Speaker 1: he was there at all. Probably affirmative action selection. Anyway.
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Speaker 1: Christmas Birthdays. Justin Trudeau, the Canadian Prime Minister. He's fifty three.
39:08
Speaker 1: Singer Annie Lennox from the Eurythmics is seventy, Carl Rove,
39:12
Speaker 1: former presidential advisor, is seventy four. Country singer Steve Warner
39:16
Speaker 1: is seventy, Barbara Mandrel is seventy six, Sissy's Spasic is
39:21
Speaker 1: seventy five. Larry Zonka is seventy eight. And Gary Sandy,
39:26
Speaker 1: who famously played Andy Travis on WKRP in Cincinnati, turns
39:31
Speaker 1: seventy nine. Oh and also Jesus of Nazareth. Today is
39:35
Speaker 1: his birthday, but he stopped having birthdays at the age
39:38
Speaker 1: of thirty three. If he were alive today, he would
39:42
Speaker 1: be roughly twenty twenty four. Pretty easy birthday math right there.
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Speaker 3: Not born in December.
39:48
Speaker 1: Also not born in December. Yeah, that's the beauty of
39:53
Speaker 1: That's like the story of the heist of Saint Nick,
39:57
Speaker 1: the Nativity story, the birth of Jesus, the you know,
40:01
Speaker 1: killing Jesus, like all these things, they're a little fluid
40:05
Speaker 1: on the timeline. I think the like with Jesus being
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Speaker 1: killed in the Resurrection, I think that time of year
40:11
Speaker 1: is pretty accurate. I think that's on point. Sorry for
40:13
Speaker 1: the punt, but his his actual birthday was moved by
40:17
Speaker 1: the Church to coincide with pagan rituals to get hurt.
40:23
Speaker 2: It wasn't even really the church. It was counselor and
40:26
Speaker 2: I see you, but church people the Bible together.
40:29
Speaker 4: But the Catholic Church actually moved all the dates over
40:32
Speaker 4: for like Easter and and Christmas.
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Speaker 1: I think Easter was pretty accurate isn't that right, Trey? See,
40:41
Speaker 1: Christmas needed to be moved because you don't want to
40:42
Speaker 1: have you know, you don't want to have two gift
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Speaker 1: giving holidays that close together.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's Christ's Mass.
40:48
Speaker 4: So that's where that the term comes from.
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Speaker 3: No, kid, Yeah, so that's where it was supposed to be.
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Speaker 1: Like you in a dick when you say it like that,
40:58
Speaker 1: or you being honest compressed that you didn't know that.
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Speaker 2: No, I knew that. Of course it was. It's considered
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Speaker 2: it was in September. It's like, yeah, but when they
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Speaker 2: when they fused everything together, they had to appease the Pagans,
41:15
Speaker 2: and so you know, it was before. That's why. It's
41:18
Speaker 2: why the crucifixion. The crucifixion and and you know an
41:21
Speaker 2: Easter bunny somehow go hand in hand.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. You should also read a great book called Jesus
41:27
Speaker 3: Died in India. Mm hmm yeah.
41:31
Speaker 2: Would you do you really want that? My dad was
41:39
Speaker 2: there apparently.
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Speaker 1: You are in the Treehouse on our very special Christmas edition.
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Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj and I have
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Speaker 1: two pieces of excellent information before we close the treehouse
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Speaker 1: for the remainder of the holiday season. The first of
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Speaker 1: which is Trey has a few more Festivus complaints to
42:23
Speaker 1: share with us. But first is the second good news
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Speaker 1: I have for you. I have for you today because
42:32
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it last year, but Barnes and
42:35
Speaker 1: Noble really sucks at online book ordering compared to Amazon.
42:44
Speaker 1: So I now share with you the book the story
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Speaker 1: Hookers and Blows Save Christmas. A holiday reading. This is
42:58
Speaker 1: a real book, by the way, and this like I
42:59
Speaker 1: didn't just like make this on my own. Hookers and
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Speaker 1: Blows Save Christmas, written and illustrated by Monty C. Peppin
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Speaker 1: or Pepin if he's French. It was Christmas Eve in
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Speaker 1: the small town of Pleasant. Everyone was excited to soon
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Speaker 1: open their presence. The weather was cold with deep piles
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Speaker 1: of snow. Police Officer Bob called Hookers and blow. Tom
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Speaker 1: transport is loaded with cards, candy and gifts, but broke
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Speaker 1: down out of town and is stuck in snow drifts.
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Speaker 1: We need all of these presents for the big party today.
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Speaker 1: No problem, said Hookers. We can help right away. The
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Speaker 1: snow was quite deep and covered the road. Blow got
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Speaker 1: to work blowing and could handle the load. They traveled
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Speaker 1: down Main Street and straight out of town, drove up
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Speaker 1: on Mount Dexter, then all the way down just round
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Speaker 1: the bend. Tom transport soon did appear, all covered in
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Speaker 1: snow right up to his mirrors. Blow cleared away the snow.
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Speaker 1: It didn't take long. Now hookers could check what might
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Speaker 1: have gone wrong. Hookers reached round and popped up Tom's
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Speaker 1: big hood, attached booster cables, and said, crank it real good.
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Speaker 1: Tom stuttered and sputtered, then started to groan his tired
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Speaker 1: old engine. It just might be blown. Tom moaned the
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Speaker 1: snow and the hills were maybe too much. I might
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Speaker 1: have broken a piston and wore out the clutch. No problem,
44:40
Speaker 1: said hookers. I'm a big toe truck, you see. We'll
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Speaker 1: get to town quickly. You Blow and me with Tom
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Speaker 1: mounted on hookers, Blow plowed through the snow. They headed
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Speaker 1: for town, driving careful and slow. Hookers got on the
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Speaker 1: radio and called up ahead police officer Bob. We have Tom,
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Speaker 1: but his engine is dead. The snow keeps on falling.
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Speaker 1: Blow is blowing real hard, but we'll get there in time.
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Speaker 1: With candy presents and cards across bridges and train tracks,
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Speaker 1: blow leading the way up and down Old Mount Dexter.
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Speaker 1: They soon made up the delay. They drove straight up Mount.
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Speaker 1: They drove straight up Main Street while everyone smiled. Tom
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Speaker 1: loaded with presents for each and every child. They arrived
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Speaker 1: at the party and there was a great cheer for
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Speaker 1: Hookers and below had made it the best day of
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Speaker 1: the year. Two fantastic stories inside the Treehouse for your
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Speaker 1: Christmas enjoyment.
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Speaker 3: Matt Gates Christmas.
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Speaker 1: His Amazon wish list is pretty transparent. And that's not
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Speaker 1: all because we want to wrap up our very special
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Speaker 1: Christmas edition of the Treehouse today, which is to few
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Speaker 1: more of Trey's festivut complaints.
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Speaker 2: This one will be near and dear to everyone. Okay,
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Speaker 2: why does every bar have to have a theme? Can't
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Speaker 2: the theme just be getting drunk? This next one comes
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Speaker 2: from Milton.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, hang on, that needs yeah, that needs
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Speaker 1: applause in a salute. Yeah yeah, well said.
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Speaker 2: This next one comes from Milton. They don't sell only
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Speaker 2: one sock in stores. I'm only short one sock? Why
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Speaker 2: am I forced to buy two?
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Speaker 1: That's actually a really good idea. Someone just needs to
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Speaker 1: start selling one sock multiple colors so you can find
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Speaker 1: one to replace the one that you lost.
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Speaker 2: The final one and remember this comes from Florida. Okay,
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Speaker 2: since winter band books such a problem, and who wants
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Speaker 2: to read a band book? Anyway? What happened to just
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Speaker 2: listening to the radio? Are watching them march during halftime?
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Speaker 1: Took me a second, but I got there. Oh. Thank
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Speaker 1: you for sharing those with us today, Cherry. We appreciate
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Speaker 1: that it's been a fun year inside the Treehouse, and
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five promises to be bigger and better and
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Speaker 1: we look forward to growing with you. Have a wonderful
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Speaker 1: holiday season. We'll see you back here in twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: five Inside the Treehouse.
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Speaker 2: Eight