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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: A Confession, and and Apology... · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, hello there, and welcome to another episode of
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  Speaker 1: the Lynch & Taco Morning Show off-the-air podcast from the
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  Speaker 1: Lynch & Taco Show here at 101.1 WJRR in beautiful Maitland, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: It has been a busy morning. My God, I realized,
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  Speaker 2: you heard what I said when I was running to
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  Speaker 2: the printer?
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  Speaker 3: I go... That's Taco Bob, by the way. I'm Pat Lynch.
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  Speaker 3: I said to Pat Lynch, I go, Pat, I have
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  Speaker 3: not left this studio.
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  Speaker 2: Besides to say, hey, Rice Man, that was the only
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  Speaker 2: time in like four hours.
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  Speaker 3: Rice Man is one of our coworkers. Like four hours
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  Speaker 3: I haven't left this studio. To get water, to pee, nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's because you are a workaholic, Taco.
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  Speaker 3: I was cranking. You are a warrior. No, I was
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  Speaker 3: cranking all morning. And wowsers, all right. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I did just read a headline that gets my attention
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  Speaker 2: up there. Uber cuts jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Squirrel.
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  Speaker 2: Most remote work jobs removed. I think that's because all
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  Speaker 2: the remote.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why. Did you want to talk about that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to see why Uber cut jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Because we have a lot of Uber drivers that listen.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're talking about their corporate jobs in the
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  Speaker 1: office settings, mainly on the West Coast and in Texas.
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  Speaker 3: 3,000 job cuts is part of a major restructure. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think they're talking about Uber drivers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right, I would like to, I want to
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  Speaker 1: do this. I have a confession and a bit of
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  Speaker 1: an apology to make to many of you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: First off, thank you to everyone who came to Fish
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  Speaker 1: Lips last Friday night.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. That was a damn good time. It was
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  Speaker 3: Friday night, time to party. Correct.
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  Speaker 1: And also, thank you to everyone who signed up and
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  Speaker 1: came on the sold-out offshore fiasco, our annual drift fishing trip.
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  Speaker 3: Again, another... Great day. It was awesome. I think everybody
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  Speaker 3: had a pretty good time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was a bit of a fuddy-duddy stick in the
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  Speaker 1: mud both Friday and Saturday. I tried my best to
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  Speaker 1: put on a good face, but I wanted to let
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  Speaker 1: you know what was going.
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  Speaker 3: On with me. I knew what was going on.
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  Speaker 1: I did not say anything, and now that I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more confident that I haven't completely seriously
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  Speaker 1: injured myself, I want to explain what happened because it
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  Speaker 1: was a bit of a freak situation. And I've never
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  Speaker 1: done anything even remotely close to what happened.
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  Speaker 2: The closest you did was the time that you reached
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  Speaker 2: up to get something heavy.
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  Speaker 3: In your garage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, to move a speaker off the top of a
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  Speaker 1: refrigerator in the garage. I tore my right bicep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, that was years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And I know exactly what that feels like.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: And you literally hear it tear when.
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  Speaker 3: You do that. Because I tore my upper bicep, and
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  Speaker 3: I heard it go up. pop, pop. And I almost
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  Speaker 3: threw up. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that was, that was an experience anyway. That's last
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  Speaker 1: Friday when I was leaving here and getting ready to
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  Speaker 1: travel over to Brevard County, I was leaving the building
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  Speaker 1: and walking to my truck in the parking lot. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess I just wasn't really paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: And my left foot caught where the sidewalk meets the
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  Speaker 1: grass line where it's where that V comes together. You're
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  Speaker 1: walking out of the front of the building, Taco. You're
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  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk, and then you cut left to go
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  Speaker 1: down the sidewalk. My foot caught on the grass part,
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  Speaker 1: and I suddenly stumbled forward.
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  Speaker 3: I know exactly what you're talking about, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: To the point where I really thought I was going
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  Speaker 1: to face plant on the concrete.
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  Speaker 3: Which would have been... Probably in the parking lot or
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  Speaker 3: on the sidewalk still?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been on a hard surface and
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  Speaker 1: it probably would have been pretty ugly. I don't know how,
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  Speaker 1: but I somehow, I stumbled forward probably five or six
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  Speaker 1: steps trying to regain my balance and prevent from going down.
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  Speaker 1: And the only way I was able to do that
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  Speaker 1: was I flung my arms outward in hopes of Having
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  Speaker 1: them in front of me to break the fall if
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  Speaker 1: I was going down. But anyway, I regained my footing
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  Speaker 1: and was able to continue on and get my truck
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  Speaker 1: and drive over. However, when I did that, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what in the world I did. It had to
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  Speaker 1: have been some sort of hyper extension just from the
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  Speaker 1: violent flinging my arms forward suddenly. This, my left arm,
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  Speaker 1: locked up and I couldn't extend the arm.
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  Speaker 3: It was like this. It was stuck. It was literally stuck.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh shit, this is bad.
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  Speaker 1: And I was in an incredible amount of pain to
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  Speaker 1: the point where I didn't even know if I should
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  Speaker 1: get in my truck and drive.
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  Speaker 3: Over to do the events. Yeah. But I was like, look,
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  Speaker 3: we all have commitments to fulfill. It's bad. I can
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  Speaker 3: get it looked at after the fact if I need to.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I just showed up at Fish Lips.
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  Speaker 1: We did our thing. And I was in, you know, agony.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you told me on the way over. I let
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  Speaker 3: you know what was going on. And he's like, I
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  Speaker 3: am so much pain right now. And his arm was
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  Speaker 3: still pretty locked up.
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  Speaker 1: Since then, it has, you know, somewhat improved. My mobility
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  Speaker 1: has improved to where I can move it and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But it's still, I'm not going to be lifting anything
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  Speaker 1: anytime soon. Because it was, it was hyperextended. But I wanted,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this will show up on the
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  Speaker 1: camera or not. We are now almost a week away
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  Speaker 1: from when that happened last Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The next day, my arm started to show this bruise
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  Speaker 1: and the bruise grew and grew and grew from my
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  Speaker 1: upper arm just above the elbow all the way down
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  Speaker 1: my forearm to my wrist and.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, from upper arm above the elbow?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to show you right now. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if this will show up on the camera or not.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah. I think that. From here all
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  Speaker 3: the way down to my wrist. It's black and blue.
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  Speaker 3: I see it. It goes to right here. Yeah. I think,
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  Speaker 3: can you push it all the way out yet? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think you might have snapped. And I know you
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  Speaker 2: said you already know the feeling from last time. I
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  Speaker 2: think you might have snapped the bicep again.
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  Speaker 3: No, my bicep is still there. I can feel it.
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  Speaker 3: But something, it was hyperextended.
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  Speaker 1: And the inflammation, it's just my body trying to fight
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  Speaker 1: this off.
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  Speaker 3: It's trying to get the blood out of it. Hold
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  Speaker 3: it up to the, that's the shitty camera is the problem.
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  Speaker 3: That one is. But if you come around, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: a good one. Yeah. I thought you were doing the one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you can see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now put your arm like this, Pat, to the side.
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  Speaker 2: And lift it up, and that way you can really
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  Speaker 2: see it because you can follow the red bruise down to— wow.
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  Speaker 1: So, again, this is a week removed, and I have
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  Speaker 1: regained some use of.
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  Speaker 3: My arm, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell I did. It's the
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  Speaker 1: only explanation I have. It was just such a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: violent thrust forward that.
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  Speaker 2: I— Now, when you told me this story, I thought
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  Speaker 2: that you meant you took the six stumble steps, which
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  Speaker 2: I've done before, and caught yourself on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know you didn't, because that's where I was thinking, hyperextend.
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  Speaker 3: I did not go down, no.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how anybody could ever hyperextend their arm
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  Speaker 2: just straight.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know you went really fast.
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  Speaker 1: It was flung forward, Bob. You might want to get
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  Speaker 1: that checked as well. Well, I'm going to see how
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  Speaker 1: it does over the weekend. It feels, compared to where
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  Speaker 1: it was, it is 100% better.
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  Speaker 2: Just so they could, you know, because you can go,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you have the CVS. All right.
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  Speaker 1: No, I have insurance. If I need to go to
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  Speaker 1: the doctor, I go to the doctor. Okay, cool. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure it was just exactly what I just said.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And if this persists any more beyond the weekend and
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  Speaker 1: it appears to be something else, I will obviously go
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  Speaker 1: get checked out.
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  Speaker 3: So it still hurts?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, but not anywhere near the level. I
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  Speaker 1: am telling you, and I felt bad on the fishing
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  Speaker 1: boat the next day because people were like, why aren't
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  Speaker 1: you fishing, Lynch? And I was like, oh, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to walk around and talk to you. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: hold the fishing pole if I had wanted to, if
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to, much less if I got something on
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  Speaker 1: and been able to reel anything in.
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  Speaker 2: No, you would have dropped a pole and then we
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  Speaker 2: would have been liable for paying for that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't need that nonsense. But yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: as I'm driving over there Friday night, I'm like, you're
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  Speaker 1: an idiot. How did you end up doing this to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you are an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: My wife said- Just the other day. Like, I come
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  Speaker 2: home from the fishing trip, and I come home.
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  Speaker 3: Can you see that in the camera? Yeah, the burn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not a burn. That's a bruise. It looks like
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  Speaker 3: a burn. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, Orit goes, good God, what happened now? She goes,
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  Speaker 2: do you realize how much you get hurt? And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I get hurt a lot. I'm accident prone.
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  Speaker 3: I can't help it.
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  Speaker 2: And ever since I hit my head real bad, which
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  Speaker 2: thank God you avoided doing it, And I got that,
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  Speaker 2: what they call TBI.
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  Speaker 3: And I stumble sometimes. I get dizzy. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: weird shit. So it's like, yeah, I am definitely accident prone.
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  Speaker 3: I am not accident prone.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, when this happened, I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 1: just watch where you're going, you idiot.
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  Speaker 3: And you weren't on the phone, right?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, because you wouldn't walk on your phone. I know that.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you this. I was pretty tired.
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned that he wouldn't walk and look at his
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  Speaker 2: phone because he's not really a phone dude like that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not a phone dude, and it was— It.
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  Speaker 3: Was Friday at the end of your busy week, and
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  Speaker 3: you were burnt.
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  Speaker 1: It was close to 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and
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  Speaker 1: I still had to drive over and then do the gig.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just— I was tired and.
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  Speaker 3: Just— happened.
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  Speaker 1: So again, my apologies if I didn't seem the best
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  Speaker 1: in spirits, I tried to make the best of things
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  Speaker 1: that I could, but that's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to, I don't think anybody, nobody even
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  Speaker 3: said it to me. Okay, good. Great.
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  Speaker 1: I slept a lot of the time, but doing my
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  Speaker 1: best to put on a game face.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have done my, my little thing and it's
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  Speaker 2: not a secret. I've said it on the air. I've
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  Speaker 2: done my little gimmick where I, The last two years,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even fish.
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  Speaker 3: I just walked around, as you said.
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  Speaker 2: Because I did it two years ago. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what the reason, but I had a towel around my neck.
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  Speaker 2: It looked like I was wiping fish guts on my hand.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't planning that. And then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: I go, man, I haven't fished yet. And there's only
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  Speaker 2: about two hours left in the trip because I was
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  Speaker 2: going back and forth playing card games with people inside.
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  Speaker 3: And so....
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  Speaker 2: Two years ago, didn't even fish and not purposely. It
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  Speaker 2: just happened like that. So then this.
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  Speaker 3: Year, same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I go, man, I can go out there and maybe
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  Speaker 2: take a fish from a listener. And that's the lazy
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  Speaker 2: look at it. And I go, or I could just
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  Speaker 2: walk around and chill with people. So I went upstairs,
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  Speaker 2: chilled with people out there, then went downstairs, walked around
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  Speaker 2: and talked to people down in the galley, laid down
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  Speaker 2: for a little nap, woke up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it was more than a little nap. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was out the night before until we went
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  Speaker 2: from Fish Lips.
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  Speaker 3: To- You went. There's no we about it.
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  Speaker 2: No, me and Sean and a couple of friends and
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  Speaker 2: went to Preacher's Bar. And then after that went to
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  Speaker 2: the Slide Inn.
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  Speaker 1: And then my understanding is you kind of lost track
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  Speaker 1: of where you were at for a period of time.
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  Speaker 1: And at At one point, we're on the couch in
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  Speaker 1: the hotel lobby.
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  Speaker 3: I go, dude, what the heck? At 3.30 in the morning. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: then I was taking a break. At 3.30 in the morning? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, man, I'm worn out. So, oh, I think, no,
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  Speaker 2: I think that was the Saturday night, maybe. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Because, just so y'all know, I didn't drink one drop
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  Speaker 1: either over the week.
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  Speaker 3: I was just in misery. In that much pain, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When I left Fishlips, Bob goes, well, can I get
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  Speaker 3: a ride over here tomorrow to the boat? I said, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, well, what's the plan? I said, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to go down to the hotel lobby. They have
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  Speaker 1: breakfast at 7. The boat leaves at 8. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to eat, meet me down here, and then I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to drive over. So I come down at 7. I
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  Speaker 1: go in and I eat.
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  Speaker 3: There's no Bob. Wouldn't the boat leave at 7.30? Nope.
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  Speaker 3: 8 o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: I told you that. You got in an argument with me.
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  Speaker 3: I said, Bob, it's 8 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but we kept telling people on the sheets
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  Speaker 2: that I had that it was Boats leaving 730 sharp
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  Speaker 2: is what they put in the liner thing that we read.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, he called at 715.
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  Speaker 3: And he goes, dude, where are you?
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  Speaker 1: No, he goes, hello. And I go, hey, Bob. He goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? He goes, yeah, what's up? This is the
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  Speaker 1: morning of the fishing trip. When we were going to
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  Speaker 1: meet downstairs and eat breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: I've already ate.
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  Speaker 1: I've got the truck loaded, ready to drive over, back
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  Speaker 1: over to the port. It's literally across the street from
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  Speaker 1: the country inn and suites. And he's like, I suspect
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  Speaker 1: you might have still had a bit of a buzz going. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I probably did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Then I didn't even take a shower, I don't think. No,
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  Speaker 3: you had the same clothes on from the day before. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's right.
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  Speaker 2: I was wearing the same clothes that I wore to
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  Speaker 2: fish slips the night before and then wore those fish.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, man, because when I got home,
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  Speaker 2: I set everything up, all my fishing clothes right on
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  Speaker 2: this mantle, fishing clothes, fishing, and I forgot it all.
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  Speaker 3: Because I was in such a rush. Because, yeah. So
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  Speaker 3: who told you I was sleeping on the couch at 3.30?
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  Speaker 3: Several listeners. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we went out and we went hard. And then,
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  Speaker 2: so Saturday, we did a wash, rinse, repeat.
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  Speaker 3: And, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a wonder you weren't injured other than the bruise
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  Speaker 1: to your arm.
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  Speaker 3: And that happened. By a fishing pole.
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  Speaker 2: That happened while I was walking behind somebody fishing, and
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  Speaker 2: they pulled back, and it hit.
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  Speaker 3: And I bruised really easily. Well, it was also right
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  Speaker 3: on the bone, so. Yeah. Man, I just bruise easy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I could pinch my arm right now, and
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  Speaker 2: then I'd have a bruise right there within two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I won't do it because it sucks, and it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: But– So I was thinking, oh, then Saturday night we
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  Speaker 2: go out, we being Paramore and I, and just we
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  Speaker 2: told listeners, hey, meet us up at Fish Lips if
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  Speaker 2: you want to go to dinner. We're all going to
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  Speaker 2: go back and crash soon. Like 10 to 15 people
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  Speaker 2: showed up. They gave us a big table because it
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  Speaker 2: was slower at that time. And we went from there,
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  Speaker 2: and there it was. Somebody said, well, I guess we're
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  Speaker 2: going to the club. I guess one of the guys
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  Speaker 2: owned it. So we end up going, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it was, I think it was Lido's.
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  Speaker 3: The Titty Club. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So it's going to be worked in where they're trying
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  Speaker 2: to work it in, where we're there after the fishing trip.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, you know, it got a little out.
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  Speaker 2: Of hand the previous years, so let's try to do
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  Speaker 2: it next year.
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  Speaker 3: I said, if we're doing it, I'm going to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get back to you on that.
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  Speaker 2: I already saved you because I know you so well.
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  Speaker 2: I said, if If it's able to work, I'll cover.
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  Speaker 2: I said, because you're not getting Pat back in here
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  Speaker 2: after we've been fishing and he goes home to watch
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: some college football.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: I said, just trust me. He goes, that's fine. So
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I already looked out for you. So anyway. That's what
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I did. I didn't know we were going to. Just
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: like you looked out for me to wake me up
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: to go fishing. Yeah, that was art.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I knew you were hammered because the other thing that
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: happened was the frantic search for your phone. Which you
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: were convinced you had left up in the captain's quarters
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: on the boat after you made some announcements.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: And we're looking for it for the entire eight-hour trip.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: No, just every now and then.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: And then at one point you go, maybe I left
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: it in your truck. I go, well, we'll check afterwards.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: And he had somehow plugged it in in my truck.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: But I know I didn't see it because it had
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: dropped down in between the seat and the console.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: And it's black. Yeah. So the interior of his truck's black.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it– Plugged it in for the two-minute ride
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: over to.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Well, because I was at like 1% juice because when I– look,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I slept with it on my chest Friday night like
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: this in bed with the alarm on just like that,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: and that's why it rang like this.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: By the way, it rang about seven times before you
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: picked up.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure. I was dead.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I was so surprised it didn't go to voicemail.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: It's a soothing– because it was so dead, I think.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Anybody who's lost their phone, especially if.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: You're on a weekend getaway, it brings it up one notch.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Losing your phone is like– I couldn't get it. It's
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: on the emotional level of like panic that you have when–
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like if you temporarily lose track of your kid in
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the store.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, oh, my God. I hate to say it,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: but you're right. It's the same kind of feeling.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I started thinking– I won't be able to
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: get into work on Sunday or on Monday. I can't
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: do this. I have to go work Sunday afternoon. Everything
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: was flashing through my head. Then I said, F it,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: wherever it is. After a while, I was just like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: F it. I can't even think about it. I thought
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: about it long enough.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So, anyway. So, you're going to the UCF game tonight? Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: my buddy Big Al. Well, you know Alan Big Al. Yeah. He, yesterday...
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Forget how it came up, but I just walked up.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, I've just been feeling really burnt ever since
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: the fishing trip.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And, well, obvious reasons now. I can understand why.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't get any sleep. I lost my voice
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: for the beginning of the week. And then went straight
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: back to work on Sunday. Fun work, though.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: But then I go, I'm finally.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Starting to feel better. So I might take you up
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: on it. He had an extra pass. He goes, well,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: at least just come out for tailgating if you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Want, whatever. So... Now, how does he have a suite?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: He's a big donor. Oh, okay. So he's an alum? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Big alum. Okay. He goes on the trips. The out-of-town
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: trips and stuff. The alums fly off to certain games. Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: So he's like, yeah. Are you going to watch any
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: of the game? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The problem is, that's
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: why I've been watching the weather. The problem is- There's
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: beers in those suites. Oh, shit, yeah. There are food, too.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: The- Their tailgate is awesome.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's like 15 alum, like UCF alum, so probably 20
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: UCF alum.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: It's probably going to creep into your nap time, though,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: isn't it?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's going to be nap time. He's swinging by
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: to get me around, I think, four. Oh, you have
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: a ride!
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: He's not only supplying the passes in the suite, but
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: he's also acting as your driver.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: No, this is where I didn't try swindling anything.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I just said.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I texted him. I said, hey, what are the plans
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: for tomorrow? I think I might be able to pull it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And he texted me the whole thing. Normally, the tailgate
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: with all these people, Randy or whatever.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Shit, I forget his name.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Anyway, he's the chef, and he cooks, and people all
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: bring a side, and they have an AC unit out.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: There, you know, like the one you have. keep in
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: your bedroom, the portable unit. And they have a couple
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: of those.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So it's just a great pre-party section, but this time
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: they're just going to do Chick-fil-A and Jersey Mike's.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I guess they're getting platter since the rain.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I was just going to say, man, you're going
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: to be dancing with rain possibilities. There's no doubt about
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: it the way. This weather forecast is right now. And
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I hope to God it's not one of these deals
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: where it delays the game because of lightning.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Lightning. Rain's not the issue if there's lightning. Because there's a.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Mandatory wait time each lightning strike.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Now, with the tailgate, it's all covered. But still, if
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: there's lightning. And that's why I said shit earlier during
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the show. Because I looked up at the weather report.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: And they're like, tailgate time, rain. And then it said
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Game Start Lightning Bolt.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, don't do that. But, yeah, it'll
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: be cool. I'll check out the new suite. I'll give
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you feedback on it tomorrow.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling I may be placing a call
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: to you again tomorrow morning.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: No, don't say that. No, because he already texted. I'll
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: read you the exact. Bob here. Hey, dude, you coming
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: in today or what? No, no, no, trust me. He mentioned,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: he goes, People are getting there between 435.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Going to have some Chick-fil-A and Jersey Mike's along with pre-drinks.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: We're going to head in and check out the new thing.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Game starts at 7. He said, check out the new
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: box and grab some free food. And then he said,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: game starts at 7. He said, should kill them.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: So we'll be leaving early.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: And I said, I'm in. Hey, can I listen to
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: this text? It's 604 last night. Can I road out
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: there with you? Mike, my phone's been screwed up. Can
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I ride out there with you or want me to
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: meet you there? I go, wow, sorry for the typos.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I'll come pick you up. There's no
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: way in hell you're going to meet him there. Yeah,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I was. Not driving yourself. No, I Ubered there last time. Right, right.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Dave and I did. Delta Dave and I. That's when
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Delta Dave got to go down on the field.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it was badass. He asked me, he goes,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: you want to go down on the field? I go, no.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: You know what? Dave would probably be like, Dave's like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: holy goodness, this is the coolest ever. But, yeah, Big
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Al's cool. You all, a lot of you have met
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: him at Earth Day, Birthday, and Rockville.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: All right, dude, well, have fun tonight. And I'm just
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: glad college football is, well, back in earnest now. I
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: know we had a smattering of games last weekend.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Real games.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Starting tonight and then Friday and Saturday. There's game Sunday.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And then there's, oof.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I think the most interesting game of the weekend is
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Monday night. And what is that? That is SMU at FSU. Oh, yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. FSU did not look good. No, they did not.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And SMU is another one of those teams that... Ask
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the Miami Hurricanes about SMU.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: SMU, you know a large portion of that? They got cash.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: All the people that go to SMU.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Well, their coach is a former Canes coach.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: So, you know, it's... And, yeah, the cash, you're absolutely
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: spot on with that. That is one of the more
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: well-off fan bases there is.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: All right. Whoever your team is, man, best of luck
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: this season. Yeah, I hope they win. And after this,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: this is just the appetizer.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I know college is even more popular now almost than NFL,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: but then we get NFL, and it's all good teams
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: in both college and pro this year, this season.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Have you noticed that? Oh, yeah. The Miami Dolphins, good team. Okay,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: all good. Mostly good. There's a lot of shitty teams, Taco.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: There are, but mostly good.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I'm saying when you're—I think— hey.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I focus on the top teams.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: When you have the Chiefs, who have the jaded guy
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: that left the Super Bowl, Seattle.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Kenneth Walker. Yeah, Walker.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: So you have the Chiefs. Okay, obviously— Whatchamacallit's number one.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: The Rams.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Rams, thank you. Rams, you still have Seattle. You have
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the Chiefs. You have the Giants.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: You have a lot of good teams. I just know,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: sorry Miami fans, not so much for you. Not any
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: for us. I know. Nothing. We are aiming for the
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: imperfect season. I have one of your running backs. Imperfect season. So.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: You got A-Chain? Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I have A-chain.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you won't be crippled by the end of the
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: first or second game.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I'm keeping him in because I'm figuring that quarterback's going
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: to be doing the.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Give it to A-chain. Give it to A-chain now. Boom, boom, boom.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Hopefully rack it up for me. All right. Who is
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: your quarterback again? I forgot. Who cares? Yeah, exactly. Who cares?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody.
• 24:35
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• 24:38
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• 24:42
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• 24:45
  Speaker 2: And in case you're doing a four-day weekend and taking
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: tomorrow off, hope you have a very nice Labor Day weekend.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And safe. Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll see you tomorrow, 5 a.m. on the regular
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: show or on Tuesday.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Yep. Yep. All right. That is all. See ya.