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Ep. 355 - Top 10 Of 2025 · Frightmares

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  Speaker 1: The following podcast will contain spoilers, tangents, hot takes, and
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  Speaker 1: excessive foul language. Viewer discretion is advised enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 2: Greeting to our fans, and welcome to episode three fifty
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  Speaker 2: five of Fright Mayores. I'm your host, Austin Proctor, and
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  Speaker 2: joining me today for the first segment of our Top
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  Speaker 2: ten of twenty twenty five is the man himself from
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  Speaker 2: what ad Jason Hill made me watch? Jason Hill, how
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  Speaker 2: are you doing today?
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing okay and first means best right, and that
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  Speaker 3: how is all all the other suckers coming after me?
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  Speaker 1: Don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Shit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Starry start with the best of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gabby, how toy hear? No, sir answer You're done?
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  Speaker 3: Fucked up?
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  Speaker 2: Corey You're on the list too. So this is it, man,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe. So this is technically our even though
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  Speaker 2: this is our seventh season, this is our eighth top
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  Speaker 2: whatever because in twenty eighteen we did a top five,
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  Speaker 2: so this is actually the eighth in the year that
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  Speaker 2: we've are eighth time we've done a top ten lists,
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  Speaker 2: even though like I said, technically the first one was
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  Speaker 2: top five but with semantics, so It's been a pretty
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  Speaker 2: wild year for horror. A lot of good, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of bad. I've seen a whole bunch of stuff. As
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  Speaker 2: of this recording, I am at eighty one movies and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to get to
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  Speaker 2: eighty five because I'm a weird stickler for being an
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  Speaker 2: increments of five. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: So here's probably there's probably some tob slop you can find.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've got plenty. I've got plenty of things. So
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  Speaker 2: this is the quick tangent, real quick story before we
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  Speaker 2: get into the top tens here. I actually recorded Corey
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  Speaker 2: and I's episode first, and halfway through he told me
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  Speaker 2: about a movie that I had forgot to include on
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  Speaker 2: my running list for the year, so that put my
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  Speaker 2: count from seventy five to seventy six, and I fucking
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  Speaker 2: crashed out, not like, you know, being serious. I was
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  Speaker 2: just crashing up for the you know, just being dramatic.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, well, this is insane
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  Speaker 2: because now I have seventy six and now I'm annoyed
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  Speaker 2: I forgot to even put that movie in my running
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  Speaker 2: so I had to go. I was like, dude, we
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  Speaker 2: have to redo the we have to redo our segment.
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  Speaker 2: Plus we recorded for like an hour and it was
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  Speaker 2: just too long. I can start everything over, yeah, So
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  Speaker 2: then I I'm like, all right, I'll just get to eighty.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. And then I forgot two other movies that
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  Speaker 2: I was that needed to be on my because I
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  Speaker 2: have a running list of everything I've watched for the year.
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  Speaker 2: So then that put me at seventy eight. Well, then
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  Speaker 2: I watched one more to get me to seventy nine,
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  Speaker 2: and then forgot I had another one, so then that
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  Speaker 2: put me up to eighty. And then Gabby and I
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  Speaker 2: just watched one today and I'm at eighty one. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I guess I'm just gonna go. It's been
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  Speaker 2: a whole nightmare, so this is so much fun. I'm
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  Speaker 2: usually so much more repaired than this. It's been a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: But anyways, oh man, so watch a lot more horror
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  Speaker 3: movies than I audio.
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  Speaker 2: It's so crazy because like halfway through the year, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm not gonna get close to eighty, Like
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  Speaker 2: there's no way. And what happens usually at least from
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  Speaker 2: my experience on this podcast and doing a top ten,
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  Speaker 2: is that the backouf of the year is just when
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  Speaker 2: they start dumping everything, Like there's stuff coming out every
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  Speaker 2: week at this point, and then even in October that's
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  Speaker 2: when they drop a whole bunch of stuff. And then
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I was at like seventy two
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I think I might be able to
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  Speaker 2: hit eighty. But then I was like, let me stop
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  Speaker 2: at seventy five because we have to record, and then
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  Speaker 2: all of the chaos happens. So by the time I'm
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  Speaker 2: record with Spencer for the next segment, I'll have my
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  Speaker 2: eighty five done and that'll be enough for the year
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  Speaker 2: because I've seen some great shit, I've seen some terrible shit.
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  Speaker 2: But how this is gonna go. If you've never joined
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  Speaker 2: us for a top ten, usually we do it in segments,
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  Speaker 2: So the first segment is me and Jason, then it'll
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  Speaker 2: be me and Spencer, then Corey and then Gabby. I
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  Speaker 2: have four different top ten lists. I'm gonna go over
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  Speaker 2: my Jason picks my top ten from Jason as he's
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  Speaker 2: recommended me fifty two or fifty movies for this year,
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  Speaker 2: one movie a week, and then with Spencer I will
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  Speaker 2: go over my top ten worst of the year to
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  Speaker 2: prove to people I don't like everything, and Corey and
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  Speaker 2: I will do my honorable mentions, and then I will
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  Speaker 2: do my Top of the year with Gabby. Everyone that's
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  Speaker 2: on the segments with me will be doing their top
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  Speaker 2: ten of the year. And the rule, there's only like
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  Speaker 2: one rule for this, and it's that it has to
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  Speaker 2: be listed horror on letterboxed or I am d maybe
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  Speaker 2: one of the two bonus points if it's listed as
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  Speaker 2: horror on both, And it doesn't have to be strictly
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  Speaker 2: limited to the year twenty twenty five. So like, for example,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of my movies, I'd say about twenty of
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  Speaker 2: them might be twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four, but
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  Speaker 2: they were not available to me in the United States
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  Speaker 2: until this year, so they are allowed to be counted,
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  Speaker 2: because how am I you know, if I can't see
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  Speaker 2: something that was released in Indonesia in twenty twenty four
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  Speaker 2: but then didn't come over here for twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 2: we count that towards the twenty twenty five count. So
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  Speaker 2: those are really the only rules. I got nothing else
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  Speaker 2: to say. If you want to may, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you want to comment on how this year has
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  Speaker 2: been for horror from your point of view, hit me wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly kind of may top heavy officially my first one
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  Speaker 3: in two, which are probably everybody's one in two, Like
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  Speaker 3: those are like super super super solid awesome, okay, and
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  Speaker 3: then the risk. I saw twenty one horror movies this year, okay,
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  Speaker 3: which was down from thirty one from last year. You
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  Speaker 3: know I missed I did not see The Long Walk. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: There was also one other big one that I missed.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot what it was, but I watched most of
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  Speaker 3: the big ones.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And uh, I'm not including Frankenstein as a horror movie.
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  Speaker 3: I know some people do, some people will. It wasn't
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  Speaker 3: to me when I watched it. I was like, this
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  Speaker 3: is a good movie. This isn't a horror movie. This
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  Speaker 3: is a good movie. That's how I failed about Frankenstein
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  Speaker 3: this year. And that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. And and that's that's also something that
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  Speaker 2: you know, if someone doesn't want to put it on
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  Speaker 2: their list, because even though it's listed as horror, that's
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  Speaker 2: totally fine. That's totally their call. So for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, so you did watch Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 3: Though I did all watch frank I did, like Frankenstein,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought about it. I was like, no, if
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  Speaker 3: it would be how happened the list, if it was
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  Speaker 3: if I included. But after I watched and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this is just isn't It does not feel like a
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  Speaker 3: horror movie to me? So I just it feel like
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  Speaker 3: a period sci fi movie to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and it's got that Del Toro flourish.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, yea with all the cogs and gears and
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  Speaker 2: just all the mechanical.
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  Speaker 3: Ship and we'll see. How I know the lord he
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  Speaker 3: got a Golden Globe nomination. Oh probably doubt he will
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  Speaker 3: get an Oscar nomination, but I know he got to
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  Speaker 3: get a Golden Globe. And it's right because Franking isi
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  Speaker 3: to get a theatrical release, so what he is eligible
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  Speaker 3: for Oscars.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, that one weekend they had they really needed,
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  Speaker 2: they really needed to give It's a Del Toro. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want that straight to Netflix. I wanted to watch
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  Speaker 2: that on the big screen.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure, all right, yeah you saw theaters.
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  Speaker 2: No I wanted to, but it was only there for
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  Speaker 2: a weekend and I missed it. We did watch it
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  Speaker 2: at home and it was like we loved it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was just like man that I don't like seeing
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  Speaker 2: Del Toro on on my screen. I want to want
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  Speaker 2: to see that on the big screen, so.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, And that's what's I can't wait until the Netflix
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  Speaker 3: Warner Brothers merger goes through where they just like, after
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  Speaker 3: the whatever contract they have with theaters, now they're going
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  Speaker 3: to shoot out everything. I can't wait to watch Sleeperman
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  Speaker 3: three straight to stream.
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  Speaker 2: We're living in just the end days for streaming and
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  Speaker 2: physical media.
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  Speaker 3: It's the worst two hundred million dollars movie to straining.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to know how Netflix had an extra
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  Speaker 2: eighty billion to like, how did they have that much?
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  Speaker 2: I did not. Weren't they crying bankruptcy last year when
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  Speaker 2: they cracked down on all the codes for that we
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  Speaker 2: were Yeah, I looked them up. Apparently they're worth like
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  Speaker 2: five hundred and seventy two million, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even fucking understand five hundred and seventy two billion.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't even understand. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And and of course Paramount's just throwing an absolute
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  Speaker 3: shit over this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun watching all of this just burn down
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  Speaker 2: to the ground, like, guys just just fucking make movies
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  Speaker 2: we just want to see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like, man, I'm just a poor over here.
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  Speaker 3: I can barely afford a Netflix subscription as it is.
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  Speaker 2: God, at this point, it's so expensive. My parents don't
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  Speaker 2: pay for it, and I'm just gonna ride that out
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  Speaker 2: until they decide. I don't know if they know they're
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  Speaker 2: paying for it, but it's gonna ride that out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you bet your sale.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna ride that out for as long as I can.
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  Speaker 2: So all right, Well, we've got some segments to get through,
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  Speaker 2: so let's dive in here. We're gonna go over to
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  Speaker 2: mister Jason for his number ten, and then we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: work from ten to one. Then that'll be that. So
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  Speaker 2: what do we have? I'm trying to because I know
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what you've seen, and I'm trying to,
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  Speaker 2: like think of what what your number ten could be,
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  Speaker 2: and I've got nothing, So please please tell me.
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  Speaker 3: So number ten is uh the deceited for Andrew Brows.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see that movie he did as the U
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  Speaker 3: was the character he does. I've seen his YouTube clips
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  Speaker 3: and he's very he's funny with like the crazy monologues
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  Speaker 3: that he does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Wendy's guy, Yeah exactly, Uh always rise up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, and I still don't. I still don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I like to live in the world that that was
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  Speaker 2: a real interview, but I'm pretty sure it was fake.
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  Speaker 3: But it was. It's And then he's YouTube channels full
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  Speaker 3: of those kinds of things. But of course things get,
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  Speaker 3: things go viral, and of course nobody knows if it's
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  Speaker 3: a real or fake or not. And then you got, oh, no,
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  Speaker 3: it came from this guy's YouTube channel because he's YouTube
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  Speaker 3: comedian kind of guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't know that. I just I just
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  Speaker 2: happened to see it on Facebook ages ago. And then
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  Speaker 2: I found out he directed a horror movie. It's called Onyx,
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  Speaker 2: The Fourtuitous and the Talisman of long words I can't remember. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that one was okay, but he played that character
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  Speaker 2: throughout the entire movie. And the bit gets a little
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  Speaker 2: tiring after about fifteen minutes. But the deceitons long too.
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  Speaker 2: It's only an hour forty five. I think, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: just a little long. But the deceiton I agree with
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  Speaker 2: that one. That was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I remember, I don't even know that. I
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  Speaker 3: was like googling twenty twenty five horror movies. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I need to get my numbers up for the podcast
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  Speaker 3: a little bit, and this one popped up. And it
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  Speaker 3: also it was on to b it's not a to
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  Speaker 3: be original. I think he was. I think he crowdsourced
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  Speaker 3: it to pay for it, or pay for a good
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  Speaker 3: chunk of it.
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  Speaker 2: It was only twenty he did it. He did it
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  Speaker 2: with I think twenty thousand dollars, I believe, which is
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  Speaker 2: kind of incredible for sure what we got.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean it's it's and I'm not a
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  Speaker 3: big found footage guy. Isn't exactly a found Footage's more
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  Speaker 3: like a security footage movie.
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  Speaker 2: Right, It's it's kind of unique in that way. It's
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  Speaker 2: not explicitly told through the lens of someone behind a camera.
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  Speaker 2: It's security cameras and you have like nine up on
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  Speaker 2: screen at a time, and when they're walking out of
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  Speaker 2: one room, you can see them on two cameras at once,
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  Speaker 2: like they they really set up those cameras and filmed.
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  Speaker 2: I was impressed. I was very impressed them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if you want to compare these rightly or wrongly,
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  Speaker 3: so at all topsy of Jane duh. And there's certainly
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  Speaker 3: some some things that are similar, but I think it
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  Speaker 3: stands on its own legs and I enjoyed it. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's own two be it's free.
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  Speaker 2: Would you give that one?
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  Speaker 3: I gave that one three stars?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah. If if Jason enjoys a found footage
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  Speaker 2: esque movie enough to put it on a top ten,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm absolutely here for it. So h, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: So let's see. I'm not gonna talk too much about
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  Speaker 2: the Jason picks here because we have you know, I've
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  Speaker 2: talked about them all year long. So I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: give my number ten and my rating and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Number ten for me, and it's funny. Everything is a
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  Speaker 2: four or higher, and then there's one that should technically
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  Speaker 2: not be on the list, but we'll get there, so
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  Speaker 2: number ten. So number ten is zomb Beavers at a
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  Speaker 2: four out of five. It is just plain dumb, stupid
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  Speaker 2: fun It's a movie I always thought I had seen,
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  Speaker 2: but clearly didn't until I finally watched it this year.
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  Speaker 2: And if you'd like to check it out, it is
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  Speaker 2: on Oh it's on Prime to B and Pluto for streaming,
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  Speaker 2: So check out zomb Beavers and just be prepared for
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  Speaker 2: the whiplash you will receive when you just happen to
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  Speaker 2: see Bill Burr in the opening of that movie. Because
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  Speaker 2: it's very it's very random. But that's my number ten.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good time, and it's a it's it's a
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  Speaker 2: it's a four solely because of the time I had.
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  Speaker 2: It's a two star movie, but it's a four star
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  Speaker 2: in my heart.
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  Speaker 3: So you're going retrievers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you have for number nine?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, number nine, I have Good.
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  Speaker 2: Boy ooh okay, very nice.
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  Speaker 3: This is more of a interesting concept that it is
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  Speaker 3: a good movie in my Yeah. Yeah, but I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was really I thought it was really. It was
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  Speaker 3: done well, it was from an interesting pov uh. And
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  Speaker 3: I won't because it's still pretty new. I think it
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  Speaker 3: just came to show or like like a couple of
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  Speaker 3: weeks ago, So don't spoil anything for you might haven't
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  Speaker 3: seen it yet. But it gets you in the fields definitely.
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  Speaker 3: There's certainly, yeah, there's certainly part someons like why are
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  Speaker 3: you still here? No, no, no, you've got to go. It
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  Speaker 3: took me longer than it should have for me to
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  Speaker 3: realize he was an indicted to hair when he was
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  Speaker 3: just very sick.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I thought he was going through like withdraws
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah it is like, oh no, he's just like
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  Speaker 3: got cancer or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that that makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: good boy, it's funny. I think the dog Indie he
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  Speaker 2: got nominated for some award obviously not an Oscar but
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  Speaker 2: some like some place that does awards nominated him for
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  Speaker 2: Best Actor. And I'm like, and he deserves that because
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  Speaker 2: he's a good boy. He is a good boy, the
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  Speaker 2: best boy, bestest.
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  Speaker 3: Boy ever they could boy. And it would have also
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  Speaker 3: been it.
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  Speaker 2: Would have also been. Yep, it would have been. I
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  Speaker 2: would have been fine with that. Let's see my next number.
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  Speaker 2: My number nine is Trick or Treat from nineteen eighty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty six. Uh, it is so much fun. Another movie.
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  Speaker 2: This one is a movie I actually owned for a
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  Speaker 2: while and just never got around to. So I watched.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a synapse that I have. But it's
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  Speaker 2: got metal, it's got satanic shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's loosely what I'm giving devil horns in the background.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking at a three to I'm looking at
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  Speaker 2: a three toed sloth right now because Jason doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: a camera, but he did put up a sloth, so
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  Speaker 2: I can't see what he's doing, unfortunately. But so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's loosely like loosely around Halloween. There's some pumpkins and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: but it's gotten, it's got metal, it's got h some
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  Speaker 2: cameos by people. It's just a good time. That one
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  Speaker 2: is streaming on scream Bucks and I gave that one
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  Speaker 2: a four as well. So what about your number eight?
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  Speaker 3: Number eight is the Monkey from Oz Perkins. Oh? Interesting, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so I never read the Stephen King short story, but
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  Speaker 3: this one is almost like a if if Stephen King
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  Speaker 3: wrote a Final Destination movie, like it would be the Monkey.
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  Speaker 2: It really was so final Destination coded. It's not even funny.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, and I was like, I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: watched and I was like, that was fun I bet
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people hated this movie. Then I like
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  Speaker 3: pulled it up in her now I was like, sure enough,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people hated this movie.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's the It's for people who liked long legs.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: They're not gonna like the monkey. And vice versa, Like
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't really like Long Legs, but I love the Monkey,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: so that seems to be the trend. And for me,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I've talked about this before, I think, or maybe I haven't,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: but I was good Perkins literally makes a good movie
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: every other movie, and it is a trend in my
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: own experience that every other movie he makes I do
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: not like. It's very bizarre.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: He also does a lot like he's in what three
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: movies in eighteen months?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, he did. It was Long Legs, the Monkey, and
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: then Keeper, all with the in under two years. So
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: maybe slow down a little bit, you know, don't don't
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: overdo it, don't overdo it. What did you give Good Boy?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I gave Good Boy a three, and I gave the
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Monkey also a three.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha. Just so I'm on the same page with you. Yeah, Monkey,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear me talk about the Monkey very much
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: later in this episode, because I really enjoyed that one.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: My number eight Jason Pick is Goolies. The first Goolies
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I am. I am in the very weird section of
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: the horror fandom that prefers the first one to the
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: second one. Not that I didn't like the second one,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: it's interesting. Second one is only half star lower, like
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: it was a lot of fun. I fucking loved the
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: first one so much. Just this it's starting off with
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: like the Satanic ritual and then all of these creatures.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: It was just they leaned into it like they knew
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: what they were doing, at least I think they did,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: and they.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Just Charles Band I'm sure he's not a very subtle person, right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: But I had so much fucking fun with Googlies. That
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: is a movie you can just turn on. It's good,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: mindless fun. That that also four out of five. Like
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I said, pretty much everything on this list is weirdly
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a four out of five. If you do want to
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: watch Goolies, it is on two B. Seems like two
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: B has everything these days. For fu's sake, all right,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: what have we got for number seven?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Number seven for me was Clown in a Cornfield?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Oh nice? Okay, sweet?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I gave this one a three also, okay, I
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: just funny. I just let a letter bos reviews for
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: this and for the Monkey, they're both at two point six.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yep, got track.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I had read this book before, and I read the
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: second one. There's a third one that's already out. I've
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: got it. I haven't gotten around reading it yet, but
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: it's just a fun little like teen slasher. They don't
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: really make any of those these days anymore.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got right. Yeah, they really don't make them
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: like I mean, it's not the nineties or early two
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: thousands anymore, obviously, but yeah, they don't have anything like
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: that anymore.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Netflix made prom Queen or Pear Street prom Queen, and
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: that was my number twenty one out of twenty one
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: horror movies that I watched it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way down there for me as well. It's
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: probably like seventy eight out of eighty one.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that may have not only do
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: they kill out of prom queens in that movie, they
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: killed a fear Street franchise as well.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Oh god, the first three were so good, and then
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was very excited for this because
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the first three were They're solid, and then I was like, yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: oh this is this is okay, this is definitely a
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: direction we're going in. I see.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: No clown on the Cornfield. I enjoyed. I thought it
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: was a lot of fun.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: They definitely had fun with that for sure, Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: For sure. And you know, I think it's, uh, we'll
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: see if we get a sequel or not. Who knows.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I don't because it went like it was weird, like
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: it got a theatrical release, but then it went like
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: straight to shudder, like two year two months later. I
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: There was Yeah, there was a little theatrical stint and
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: then they announced stood on physical media because they did
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a steel book for it. And then after the steel
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: book was released, I think that's when it went to shutter.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It all happened very quickly, like it was like boom
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: boom boom. So yeah, yeah, there's three books, so I
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: assume the you know, the writer of those books will
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: probably be up for another you know, sure.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: He didn't write up to any Yeah, exactly, but who knows.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know the financials for that kind of thing
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: these days.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: True, that's true.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: They always, like I said, you like you're talking earlier,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Newflix always cross poor.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: But then they're spending eight million, eighty three billion dollars. Okay, yeah,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: my number seven actually one of my buddies who will
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: remain nameless because I don't know if what he's doing
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: is legal or not. He makes blu rays for movies
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: that don't have like Blu ray releases, so like anything
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: or stuff that's like out of print. He makes like
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: very good, high quality, like not even just the image itself,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: but like the boxes and the art and stuff. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: just bought this one from him the other day, along
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: with a movie that Work gonna be reviewing next year
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: called Campfire Tales. Uh. I fucking loved Campfire Tales so much,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: another four out of five. It was a great anthology.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It had some very recognizable you know, like younger than
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I have ever seen them before. You know, like James Marsden,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Christine Taylor, Christopher Masterson, like Ron Livingston. I'm like, okay,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: this is just a lot of fun. I loved it.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I thought it was great. It's on Prime and to me,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: as we're speaking, or Mplex as well. But yeah, if
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: you want a fun like nineties teen anthology, Campfire Tales
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: is uh is gonna scratch that edge because it also
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: has a two point and out of five on Letterbox Yah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: which is not bad. That's really solid.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Because I remember read it for a long time. It
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: was like one of the movies you just could not
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: find and it wasn't on streaming, so I'm assuming maybe
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: it was a right thing, because it was. It was
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: not an expansive movie. It came out in late nineties.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: It was sort of a like post screen teen horror movie,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: but not really right. Yeah, you know, but and you
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: know it's an anthology thing. Who knows, I don't, you know,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: but I just it finally came to me and I
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: was like, yes, awesome, you've got to watch this.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And yeah it was. It was so much fun, so
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: much fun. Let's see, we're number We're at number six.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Now what do you have for number six?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Number six is going to be Arlestein's Pumpkinhead A to original? Okay,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, yeah that was a It was a it
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: was a fun Halloween watch. That's when it came out,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: and Halloween, and it just feel like a really really
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: good Gateway horror movie.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: And it also had a dark ending. Pretty dark ending, dude.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: It did have a bleak ending for kind of not
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: how happy it was, but for how kid friendly it was.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this ship is dark.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now it was just kind of like, well
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: you won in the end, but there was certainly a call.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was fun. I really enjoyed that one too.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I thought it was a lot Yeah,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a lot of fun. I was
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: kind of like, uh, orio Stein's punkinhead. We'll give it
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: a watch, but I didn't have hogh, it's for going
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: in because it's not a lot of to be originals
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: are great, that is mimble. There's some memorable ones, but
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: there's also a lot of lot of Even the memorable
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: ones are like, well, well, we appreciate you for trying
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: They usually at least crank out like one or two
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: like solid movies, but the rest are kind of just
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: like okay, like.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure to be slop. I call it just tooby sloped.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: And it's not just horror movies. All genre is just
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: to be slop.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess they're getting
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of ad revenue so they can just make
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: their own. And honestly, they're movies, at least the horror movies.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: They all look pretty good, like the the quality is
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: shockingly good, so.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: They look better than Full Moon movies, that's for sure.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Words, Okay, my number six, oh yes, my number six
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: is The greens Keeper. Uh oh, oh my god, another.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: More fucking wacky ass movie.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: What a wacky ass movie, Like a lot of these picks.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense because a lot of the
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: movies you picked are kind of those wacky, like offbeat movies.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: So that's why this list is as crazy as it is.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: But I had so much goddamn fun with The Greenskeeper,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: and it is a movie that has been I've been like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: there's a DVD that's been sitting on eBay and it's
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: like twenty five bucks and I made an offer like
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: for nineteen and they denied it. And I'm like, I'm
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: just gonna wait until you drop the price on that
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: son of a bitch, because like, I want to own it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: But it was so much trauma.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I think it's I think Trauma had distributed at some point.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Was it a trauma release?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Are you thinking of Blades?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe? I know Blaze was a trauma I thought maybe
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Greenskeeper was too. But I could also see that not
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: being a trauma release because that wasn't been like an
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: early two thousands movie.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I don't let's see studio is ghosts
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Man on third Productions? I don't know, but it's it's
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: literally about a killer greens Keeper and there's one scene.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna spoil, but there's one kill that literally
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: had me laughing so hard. I had to pause, like
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I had to pause the movie because I and then
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: watch it again because I was laughing so hard. And
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: it's only it's on likely eighty two minutes. It is
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: just pure pure B movie trash, and I ate it
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: all up.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So I think the first time I watched it was
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: a YouTube rip. But I think the even that's gotten
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: taken down, Like I don't even know if you can
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: it's on too. We currently oh okay, because that's it
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: wasn't one point.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's on two b if you want to
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: check it out again. Another another four out of five.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: It's just it's just so much fun. All right, we're
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: into the we're into the top five. Now what do
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: we What do we got from Jason for number five?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Number five is Final Destination Budelines.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: All right, love to hear it, love to hear it again.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: When I saw there was like a doing a new
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Final Destination movie, I was like.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Eh, yeah, me too. I was like eh.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: And I even told Tim r I telling you, like
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: about the biggest flaw with Final Destination movies is the
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: first act that to explain what's going on, even though
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: you know exactly what's going on, yep, but they have
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: to explain to the new characters that they've beat death
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: and they have to go and you have to. That's
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: that's a big for most of them, because like we've
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: seen seven of these things at this point, or how
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I remember, we know exactly what's happening, but the caters don't.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: But they added a new wrinkle here to it that
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: made it like, oh, okay, so it's not just oh
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: you should vive and ask accident good luck?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good good look out there. Well it's funny you
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: mentioned that because when me and my wife went to
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: see it in the car, I was like, Okay, they're
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: gonna have to do something different with the premonition scene
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: for this to be any good at all. Like they're gonna,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what, but they're gonna have
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: to do something different with the premonition and uh. I
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: gave her like two of my ideas that were terrible.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: But then they did something different with the premonition scene
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: and I was like, see, there we go. That's something new,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: that is something fresh. And then the rest of it
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: was just a chaotic blood bath full of laughs. So
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean when.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Of course the very inc and I was like, you
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: know what, perfect.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's this the opening scene, there's a the
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: premonition scene. There's one death that had the entire the
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: entire theater left, and I was like, if you if
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you were there, you were there, and you know which
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: one I'm talking about, and involved of falling involved falling piano,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: and everyone cheered, everyone cheered, and I was like, hmm,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I love this. So yeah, that's a solid movie. Yeah,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: what'd you give that one?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: For sure? I gave that one. I think that's my
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: first three and a.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Half, first three and a half for okay, yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: That one I gave yep, three and a half or
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: three and.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: A half for all right, let's see. My number five
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: probably gonna be divisive, even though this list is already
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: chaotic enough. But House four, I this is my favorite
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: one in the franchise. I know, great, crazy, I have
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: very weird picks of this, but for some reason, House
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: four just fucking hit. It was so much fun.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And gets me every time.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Which is Caane Hotter, by the way, that's Caine Hotter
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: is the singing pizza. I don't know. I didn't expect
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: them because like the first two are are kind of related,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: you know, and then the third one is a completely
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: different story with Lance Henrickson, which is also an amazing movie.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: But then they bring it back to the first movie
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: by introducing the you know, the the main Rob Cobb
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: or whatever his name was, Roger Cobb to come back.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, this is actually it wasn't
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: just like fun it was. I was like, this is
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: like shockingly good. Why does this have such a low rating?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It was? I was like, am I.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Surprised how much people don't enjoy this? No, it's a
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: House franchise, you know, like the people that are watching
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: House for know what they're getting into, right, Yeah, I'm surprised,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Like the folks that are rating just know what it is.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised this is low?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I don't It's no like casual horror FANSO. I'm like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: you know what, I think it's time to watch House four.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless they didn't understand that it wasn't the maybe
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: they don't know what because of two two that seems
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: crazy low because I'm sitting there the whole time watching it,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: like am I watching a different cut? Because this is
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, I really thought it had some pretty
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: strong writing, some strong performance, some great practical effects, a
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: good car crash. I was like, Okay, I'm gonna give
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: this a four because I really enjoyed it. But I
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: don't know, maybe maybe that's just me, and this director
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: has only done this movie too, which is kind of sad.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I would have loved to see other stuff, you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: maybe an original idea.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: But I'm also in that. I'm like, I mean, is
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: it's not Shakespeare but it's fucking House four, you know
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: what it is?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Come on, this one's not available anywhere. I know there's
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: a whole rights thing with the House franchise because picking
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: them up physically you can get one and two together,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: and then sometimes one, two and three, but that fourth
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: one's elusive. I think there's some issue rights with them.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: So the first two are much more easily accessible than
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: three and four for whatever reason. But that's my number
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: five again, another four out of five, so we're down
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: to Jason's number four.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Number four for me is hard eyes.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting. I honestly didn't expect to see that one
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: so high up. But I love that you loved it
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: because it was Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: It was fun. I mean I liked it. It wasn't
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I watched it and I was like, hey, this was fun.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I remember it was like one of those days. I
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: was like scrolling and I was like, what's going to watch?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Like I guess it had been out. I don't know
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: if he had been on Netflix for a while. I
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is on Netflix. Now I need
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: to watch this. Watch and I was like, hey, I'm
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: glad I watched that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's And do you know so the director Josh Rubin,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: do you have you seen like his comedy before?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a couple like clips.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: He's on this like game show where he does it's
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: like it's it's almost like whose line is it any ways?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Where you get a prompt but then they just have
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: to like do a stand up. It's so funny and
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: he's on that and once you once you know who
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Josh Ruben is outside of this movie, a lot of
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the comedy makes so much more sense because that's just
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: who he is. And he actually he has a small
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: cameon too.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Gosh is he like Brothers with those radio sign guys,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: isn't it or something?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Pretty? I think I feel like that sounds right.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Let's just go yeah I could, Yeah, absolutely, yeah, he is,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I don't Yeah, heart eyes is great. You will hear
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: me talk about that later as well. My number four
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: is City of the Living Dead, with a four out
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: of five. I mean, it's it's just a great Italian
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: fucking uh that I had. So it's part of like
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: a trilogy and unofficial trilogy City of the Living Dead.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: You've got Beyond, not Beyond the Gates Beyond, and then
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: one other one that I can't remember.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's really boring trilogy.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah I had I had seen I had.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Seen like House by the Cemetery, Yes, yes.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, there we go. So i'd seen those two,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: but I hadn't seen City of the Living Dead yet,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: and I really that's that's definitely of the three, that's
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: definitely the best one. I really love City the City
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: of the Living Dead. That one again has a four
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: out of five. It is streaming. I'm assuming it's got
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: to be streaming somewhere. Oh not. The cost of Living
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: The City of the Living Cost of Living is way
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: too much. City Living Dead from nineteen eighty is streaming
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: on Oh it's only on Pluto. Interesting, Okay, well.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: You know what's cool about City of the Living Dead.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Do you tell every house has a basement even though
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: it's in New Orleans and they live below sea level,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: So that totally is it's feasible.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: It's like how that works. It's like it's like the
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Krawl episode we did. My buddy who was on that
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: episode with me is in Wisconsin, and he was like,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: do you guys have basements like that in Florida. No, No,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: we don't, not at all.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: So you're like probably like thirty miles inland and you
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: steal below sea levels somehow.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean seriously, you dig like six feet down
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: and you're probably gonna hit water. That's how. That's how
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: at sea level we are? All right, here we go,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Top three? What do we got for Jason? Here?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Number three? I've got dangerous animals?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh? Interesting choice. I love it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: That movie was a lot of fun. It was a
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: cool premise and the bad guy, the villain, was like
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: truly awful and memory he won. Yeah, and it was
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: just kind of like and I thought the setup was
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: really cool. It was believable how she was captured and
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: how she was well and how that all kind of
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: worked out. I'm not going to say if she gets
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: saved or not. I don't want to ruin anything because
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I think you need to go into it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was like a and of course I
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: was like in Australia, sure of course I got sharks everywhere.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: And I was like, why are more serial killers feeding
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: you always talk about you know, I watched Niptoks. Apparently
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: everybody feeds bad guys at gators from Florida. So in Australia,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I guess it would be sharks.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's not totally tracks because there's a ship
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: ton of sharks and not just sharks but those great
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: white ones too, which those are huge. But yeah, that
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: premise was it took a creature attack movie and also
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: kind of turned it in not not to a slasher,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: but it like combined kind of two subgenres of like animals.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Like how how Solve is not a slasher movie but
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: it kind of is the same. Yeah, and Dangerous Animals
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: is kind of like that, Yeah, where it's not a
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: slasher but it kind of is.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like you got the psychotic guy who's
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: killing people, but just with animals.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's not. I mean, he is doing the killing,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: but not he's not in the death blow. He's just
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: a guy that sets it up for the.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: He's very he's him and him and Jigsaw are very
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: very hands off when it comes to the actual killing
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: of someone. Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah. So what'd you give that one?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Three point three?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one got three and a half. Two. Okay,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: that's the last three and a half.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: All right, my number three. We had him on the
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: show to talk about Psycho Copp Returns. Is Psycho Copp Returns,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: not just because he was on the show, because it
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: was genuinely a fucking awesome movie, and God, I love
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I wish there was I really wish he could do
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Robert Robert Schaeffer, if you're listening, if you could, I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: really need you to do hip hop psycho cop I mean,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: oh my god.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: When he was talking about that on your podcast, so
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't you knew, you know, you
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: don't need something until somebody says that that's a possibility. Yeah, Yes,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I need hip hop psycho Cops.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: The second he said that, I was like, I absolutely
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: need that. But yeah, Psycho Copp Returns is so good.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: And even tho the original Psycho cop is good, it's
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: it's not it's not as polished, Uh, not nearly as polished,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: and it doesn't have nearly the same comedy as I
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: think Adam Rifkin wrote Psycho Cupp Returns and even directed it.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: But Psycho Copper Turns is one of those like, oh wow,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: they took the first idea and they took the original
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: idea from the first movie and then just really had
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun with it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, chezy one the first.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the first one'sould be a little by the numbers
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: slasher for the late eighties, right, which and of course
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: at that point it all kind of you know that
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: slashers that kind of burned themselves out. But the second
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: was like, you know what, let's just dial it up
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to eleven and just go crazy with it. And that's
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: what they did. And I was like, and we appreciate
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: you for.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: It, yeah, because it is Yep, that's exactly how I feel.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: We appreciate you for going up to the level you
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: did because it was so much fun. Uh, Psycho Operage Turns.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Let's see if I don't know if that one is
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: another one with rights issues because Vinegar Syndrome put out
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: a blu ray for it that it went out of
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: print immediately. Oh, it is on two V inplex. So
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: you can check out Psycho Cupper Turns. But you know,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: go watch the first one. I mean, I guess you
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: don't really need to watch the first one, but I
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: suggest it just so you can, just so you can
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: see the glow up, you know, like that the massive
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: glow up. Absolutely So okay, uh, you're number two.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: My number two was Sinners.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's going to be talked
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: about a lot on this one.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's it's a really really good movie.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: It gets it falls the number two because it's very
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: similar from those two.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's really my only problem.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's you know, mass the Tantina giving himself
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: the ultimate foot feathers scene.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: That man, that man wrote that movie and then wrote,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: like wrote himself into that movie just to suck Selma
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Hike's toe like, I mean, I get it, but not
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: the toe, like you're such a freak. When Tarantino also,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: stop stop stop going on the internet and telling everyone
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: that these actors are terrible because no one fucking cares.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Just go direct another movie. Tarantino, Jesus Christ. I don't
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: give a shit who you like and don't like my God, Yeah, exactly,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: rans over Sorry, Uh, center's.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Just it's really good. Of course, you know the everybody's
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: gonna talk about you know, that kind of the guitar
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: scene where everybody's like going back to all the you
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: know that everybody knows that sing, and then of course
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: the the Irish people out there outside doing their little
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: dancing jig, and it was like it's just really really solid,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: and of course the very end was also pretty uh
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: the stinger at the end, Oh yeah it was. That
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: was pretty cool, and he's buddy guy for that, and
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: it was like perfect.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that ending was great because you're like, oh,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I forgot about those guys and then they come back
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: and you're like, oh this this doesn't gonna be good. Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah that's what he said. It makes total see.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes a lot of sense now. Yeah. So
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I had a big upswing with that one. And uh
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: because when I originally I think we mentioned it on
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: the show at one point, or maybe we didn't, but
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I wasn't too huge on it, and then I rewatched
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: it again. Sometimes second viewings really helped put a movie
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: into perspective, so that one had a huge swing of
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: like I think maybe two and a half points. Yeah,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: so that one will be or two and a half stars,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: so that one'll be discussed later. But uh yeah, Centers,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I mean it just just visually, it's one of the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: most stunning films I've seen and in quite some time.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, even like the opening scene where he like
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: comes the into the church.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, okay, this is what we're doing. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So okay, I'm wondering there's only one other movie I
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: could think that could be your number one, but I
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: don't know if it's going to be that one my
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: number two. So this is where it. Technically I'm including it,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: but not including it because technically it should be Ghost
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Stories because that one got a four and a half.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: But I'd already seen that one. So so The Wolf
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: of snow Hollow will the second place because that movie
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: was literally one of the most It's probably my favorite
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: werewolf movie like a horror comedy, because you know, obviously
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: like American Werewolf in London necessarily isn't funny, but it's campy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: But this was like my favorite horror comedy Werewolf movie.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: It was so hilarious. And then of course there's a
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: great twist at the end too. I was like, oh shit,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: that's amazing. Yeah, just great quality film. So I really enjoyed.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I forget his name, but the guy who
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: wrote and directed in the main character, he's he's good
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: and stuff. I don't really like him. He's also in
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: the last you mc county in a thunder Road was
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: what he did for that?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jim Cummings. Yeah, yeah, he's great. Yeah, he wrote, directed, starred.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, what can't this guy do?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: And it was also cool to see like it had
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: a pretty solid cast too. You had Ricky Lynnholm, he
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: had Robert Forrester. Like I was, all right, I'm into this.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: This one's on Prime and TV if you want to
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: check it out. It is, Uh, it's that time, year two.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: It's you know, it's colder, colder months, and this takes place,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: you know, in a snowy environment. So I highly recommend
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: that one. Uh, that one. So that one got a
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: four out of five as well. All right, number one,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: what do.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: You get to Yeah, number one is weapons. Okay, number
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: one is Okay.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I was thinking it, but I was like, I honestly
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: can't remember if you had seen that one this year.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I've seen it and I was like, this
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: is awesome. I didn't see it in theaters unfortunately, but
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: it'd see it at home. But we, I mean we
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: were like watching it. All the lights were turned off.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: We were like, not sure why that AK forty seven
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: just appeared above a house. But I'm cool with it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently the director doesn't know either. You know, I
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: don't want to give it away because well, I mean,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: if you, I mean, if you did listen to the
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: last episode. Last episode. Last episode was weapons. But you know,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: people are being weaponized in the movie. So that's what
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I'm That's what I'm taking, you know. Sure, But yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: so it's dude two for two Zach Craiger. Dude, I
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: don't even know understand.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Uh oh, that's.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: I have full faith in this man. I think I
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: think he can handle it. I mean, yeah, most of
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: the Resident Evil movies aren't great, but they are good
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: trash fun. You know, I think he I trust him. Well,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: we'll see though, you know we will have to see,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: but I think it's in good hands, especially if it's
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: like Mike flan Again in the Exorcist. He's like, I've
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: got a fresh idea, and I'm like, sure, okay, I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: trust you if if I mean, you know, he's not
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Zach Kreiger's not as established as flan Again, but if
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: he's got an idea that he thinks is going to work,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you two for two with Barbarian the weapon.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: So I'm so bummed with my planninggause. I remember several
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: years ago, this is before the pandemic, the Craven Estate
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: was taking pitches for Yale Street movies like put Me
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: In and he's like, I've got a perfect pitch for it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, what is it? That's what I want
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: to hear.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see that he said I've got a perfect I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: saw the tweet or whatever. It's like, I've got a
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: perfect pitch push like put me in Coach and I'm
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: like Mike Flanning and Slasher Movie. Let's see. Yes, he's
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: also the remake. God no, oh, that's that's worse than
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: like Freddy's Dead. I mean, Freddy's Dead is like good fun,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: but it's not a good movie. But the yeah, the
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: remake is is that's actually one of the few remakes
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: that is that I do not like because you know,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: you know me and remakes I typically like them a
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: lot more than the originals.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: But god, well you said earlier you like everything that's.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: True, but not that one that was really bad. Okay,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: So weapons all right, love it, love it. I love
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: seeing that at Number one. Number one for me of
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: the Jason picks is the Convents four point five out
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: of five. That was the most fun I've had. That
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: was probably like obviously clearly my favorite Jason pick, but
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: that was just one of the most fun times I've
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: had watching a new movie to me, like a new
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: like a new movie to me that's older. Bro. I
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: think I watched it. Did I watch it two more
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: times that year? This year? I don't know I've watched
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I think I did talk to Mike. I did talk
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: to Mike uh not about that movie, but we are
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: friends on Facebook now and I'm gonna try to get
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: him on the show to actually talk about that movie.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: So but yeah, it was so much God. I mean,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: it's like it's so funny because it's a total like
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Knight of the Demons kind of rip off in a way,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: but it was so much more fun than.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: For sure, it absolutely absolutely feels like that kind of movie. Yeah,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: and Coolio was a police officer randomly.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yep, randomly. I was like, I stopped for a second.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, it's not I low cooled. Who are
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, coolioh okay, Coolia. I mean, it's
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: not a night but it's not. It's not like a
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: mid night or late nine US or early two thousands
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: movie if you don't have some sort of established rapper.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, Halloween H two had one fucking deep Blue Sea.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You know you got Resurrection there you go. So yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: the contract, that's right. See almost every franchise you gotta
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: have one, gotta have a rapper. The convent. If you
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: care to watch this insanity that I loved clearly more
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: than I mean, three point one out of five is
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: not terrible. This movie is everywhere. It's on Prime, it's
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: on two B, it's on screen Box, it's on Pluto,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: it's on Plex. Go check it out. It is demons
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: and nuns and possession, and it's great.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: The old world movie that went straight that I'm pretty
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: sure went straight to da oh in two thousand and
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: like two I need to know. I'm I'm, I'm almost
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: one hundred positive you need at the Ashcore release. If
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: it did, it would have been like very small.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: It's crazy because this feels like it was right out
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: of the eighties too. Like when I when I saw
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: two thousand, I was like, Okay, so I know what
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I'm getting in for, and then I watched it and
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, this doesn't feel I mean really
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: the only thing that like held me in the two
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: thousands was Coolio. I was like, Okay, I know it's
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: this time, but it really feels like eighty six or
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: eighty seven for sure. So well, there you have it.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Excellent list, definitely different than I thought it was gonna be,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: but I really really enjoyed every single thing you had.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: So that's my Jason Picks. Next year, we're unfortunately going
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: to have to stop the Jason Picks. And it's not
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: because I'm not having a great time, because I am.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I just have to whittle down what I'm doing with
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: the podcast because this year I watched three movies a
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: week that were solely just for the podcast. So next year,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: you know, halfway through the year. If I'm feeling like
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I have some more time than I will gladly pick
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: up the Jason Picks again because they are a lot
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: of fun. But Jason as always welcome back to the
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: show of course, whenever he has time. I mean, we
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: have a whole bunch of stuff planned for next year,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: so at some point we'll get together and do an
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: episode on something because I think the last episode, think
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: the last episode you were on with Society like that
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: was a lot that was a while ago.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I am before your least infrequent hosts.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: That's okay, you're with us in every sea, and that's
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: why I like doing the Jason Picks, because you're with
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: us in spirit on every episode.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I did do the Halloween Pigs specially.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: That's true. Oh that's right. I was like, wait, no,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: that doesn't sound right. Wow, we did do the Halloween special,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: which is what we're gonna try to do every year
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: and next year. So even even though I said I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: gonna try to not watch two movies or more for
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: the podcast, we me and Jason are doing this cult
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Movie Challenge where it's a different movie every week, and
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: there's fifty two movies. Obviously, I tried to. I think
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I got out of fifty two. I think I got
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: fifty horror movies. So we're gonna bring back the you know,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: what have you been watching lately? And I'm gonna talk.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what I watched and what Jason watched,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: just so that way his spirit lives on in the podcast.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: He's like our resident, our resident ghost here and he's
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: the best. So Jason, thank you for joining me on
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: the first segment of our top ten. Always a joy
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: to have you on. And next we're gonna introduce Spencer Lafferman,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: where we are gonna do my top ten worst movies
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: of the year and his top ten. Hello, Hello, top
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: ten of the year. This is fun. I have a
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: top ten worst of the year list because I just
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: want to show people that I don't enjoy everything. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: don't typically like topic talking bad about movies, but it's
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: here because you listen. If you listen to the show,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: you know I rate things very highly. But everything on
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: this list is a two or lower. So yeah, every yeah,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: everything's le's it's some bad shit. It's not good. So
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I will be doing that. You will be doing your
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: top ten, do you know? So you, you said you
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: before we went on there, you've seen two hundred new
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: movies at the.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Theaters you ever take, I don't know the actual number.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: But or something like that.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: So that was between the theater and that's just like
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: new stream but movies all together. For this year, i've
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: seen about two hundred, give or take.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Let's just let's just call it a fair assumption to
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: say probably seeing like fifty new horror movies easily. Okay,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: easily easily. So you've you've been pumping those numbers. I
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: love it. Yeah, there's really not much to preface this with.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: It's got to get into these lists because I'm very
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: excited to hear your top ten. I've already heard Jason's
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: corey As will be next, and uh, I feel like
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I know two movies are gonna be top five for everyone,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: or at least I think, But I could be wrong,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: so you might prove me wrong. Right now, we'll see. Uh,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: so I will kick it to you. You're gonna give
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: me your number ten and then we're gonna work to one.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: All right, So my number ten and this was a
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: blind watch. I've only heard of it in the like
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: the festival circuit, but I've heard it was highly you know, regarded,
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: uh bone Lake, I had four Yeah, it was, it
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: was very good, Like I was shocked by how like,
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: well I loved it. I loved it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't get a chance to go to the theater,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: and I kept combing the internet to see when it
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: was gonna be streaming, and it's just not that you
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: can rin is it streaming?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: I have it on Voo.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Didn't night check that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I just got it like yesterday, damn it. Oh okay,
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: because it just released two weeks ago on physical and
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: then just released.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Oh there's a physical of that. Oh shit, Maybe I
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: just blind By.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Honestly, it's worth the blind By, But if you want,
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: I do have It's only on Blu Ray for blind
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: By for physical, but I do have the four K
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: on Voodoo. I just watch it on that first.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: That's the one that eluded me this year, since I
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: missed it in the theaters. But I'll definitely I.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Think you, I really think you'd love it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I know it's it's got one of my favorite ratings.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It's got like a two seven or a two eight,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: And for some reason, I always give those movies like
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: four stars. I don't know what it is.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: It was just so fun.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Huh interesting, so fun? Isn't it sexy too?
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, I mean, I mean yeah, I mean I
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: could go into my review, but just the preference is
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: basically saying like, uh, blood, it's horny, it's bloody, it's violent,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: everything a growing boy and girl needs.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Ah perfect, Okay, I love it all right, So that's
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: all right. I don't I don't think that one's going
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: to be mentioned again, which is good. So I like
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: that you're coming in, uh with that as your top
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: ten as your number ten. My number ten worst of
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: the year coming in at two stars is a movie
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: called Glamping. It is a two be original, and let
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: me tell you there is not a glamp to be
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: seen in this movie. It's a fucking cabin in the woods.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think the creators of this know what glamping is.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: But it's not a house.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's to be so like for to be standards.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: It sounds about right, I.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Will say, though, this was good for all of the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: wrong reasons. Oh, it was enjoyable because it was You're like,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: what's happening? What are we What are the decisions we're
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: making in this movie?
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: I had that the other day with a with a yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: with a really.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Bad movie, which to B movie was it?
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I know what you did last Christmas?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: I started that one one star god it was that's.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: The one I started. Bro Oh, that's the one I started.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: And then it's only like seventy one minutes. It's horrible.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I saw that and I was gonna watch it, but
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: then got distracted and then forgot what it was that
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I okay, so I'll have to watch that one. Yeah,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Solam Glamping is like I said, it's good for all
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: of the wrong reasons, but shockingly to be has a
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: pretty good production value, Like it looks really good.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Some of the movies actually are decently looking.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's got great lighting and yeah, but it's
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: failed at pretty much everything you could fail at it,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: right or all right, sir? Your number nine The Monkey,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, Some Love for the Monkey. That was
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: a very divisive movie. It was much like Long Legs.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, I mean, I mean this one was
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: also just a lot of fun. I love, like just
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: the lore and behind of a killer like monkey, but
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: it's not like a live monkey. It's the like is
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: that actually what is that toy? Actually? Called for that.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a it's not a symbol monkey because
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: it's got a drum, right, so it's I don't know,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: but usually usually they have symbols, So.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this was a drum one. But like but yeah,
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: like the idea behind it was was was just so
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: interesting to me. I mean we've seen you know, possessed
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: things movies all the time, but like, but not a monkey.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: And Gabby was always so irritated that they would show
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: the simple monkey and the Conjuring movies and then never
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: give it its own fucking movie.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: And then we technically got it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: This time we got it. But and honestly, I think
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: this is no offense at the Conjuring Universe. I love
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the universe, but I think this is better than anything
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: they would have cranked out with a monkey.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Agreed.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: It was more of a of a dark comedy.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Final Destination meets Annabelle, because you know,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: you have possessed object, but then people are dying in
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: the most heinously hilarious ways.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, you got somebody exploded in.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: A Yeah, that was great. I love the freeze frame
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: too on that one kill when they just freeze framed
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: and I was like, yes, let me look at this
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: and all of its glory perfectly.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Still on that. That was just just like a you
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: know bowl leg I just had a blast.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And fun fact, the actor who everyone hated from Halloween, Enns,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: who played Corey, he's actually in the Monkey as the
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: that kid with the really long hair.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: That's him.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: That's him.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, yep, I didn't know that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Yep, I think row and something I believe is Royan Campbell.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Let me look it up.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: But I remember watching it and I was like, I
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: know this guy. He looks familiar, but something with the.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Hair, it didn't even like I didn't even Rohan Campbell.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Nice, we go me two have as a whole person
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: right here. I love it. So yeah, he was in that.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: And I still need to see Silent Night Deadly Night,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: and yes you do, dude. I wanted to go see
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: it Tuesday, like yesterday. Yeah, only time was ten o'clock.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, there's one ten, Yeah, it's only well, first.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: There's sevens, but they got they went away with the
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: sevens and on.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: The only two show was when it first came out.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Anyways, and it's pissing me off that they're giving indie
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: movies these time slots because it's like they're never gonna
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: do well, give them like a one and then a
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: seven or something.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a I think tonight there's only one show.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: It's like ten twenty five.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: So I want to see that at some point.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: But that's another one that I think you would really enjoy.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: So like, if you end up just blind buying, I
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: think it's worth it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just blind by it. I think they already
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: announced the steel book for it, so I'm just kiddah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's sin averse, terrifying, toxic Avenger, so there's
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: always a steal book with that.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I just hope that this movie kind of changes people's
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: opinion because it's they don't they don't like the character
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: of Corey, but they also some people just like, oh,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I hate that actor because of his portrayal.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't mind the actor at all, as.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I like Hot Take, I liked Halloween Ens.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: I liked more this than I did.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Kill Nazis in that too. I saw like a still
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: frame of him killing Nazis in Silent Night, Deadly Night.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: It's I Love one of the most. It's it's as
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: satisfying as in an Inglorious Bastards. That's that scene is
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: so hype. That scene actually sold me for the rest
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: of the movie.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Which all right, perfect love it. My number nine for
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: top ten worst of the year is a movie called
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Don't Peak, Don't Peak, Don't Peak. It is a found
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: footage esque style movie involving a YouTube couple and they
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: are going down this rabbit hole of they like they
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: discovered this kind of something about it haunting and a
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: serial killer, and they go down this like rabbit hole
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and they broadcast it to everyone good intentions. Like the
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: way they set it up was great, but the execution
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in the back half was really ech.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: You know that sounds super familiar, though, I'd like.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: It probably seen the poster.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: I think I've seen the movie.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'd.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Like because the premise sounds super interesting, and the way
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: you're describe it is the same way that I feel
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: if it's the same movie I'm thinking of.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: I'm also kind of over the movies that do the
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: YouTube thing. There's a few movies that have done that
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: now where it's a YouTube professional, like a YouTube famous
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: person and they're doing stuff I don't know. It's been
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: done a few times, and I'm like, all right, I'm
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of tired of this trope. But two stars
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: for that one, it was it was really good in
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: the first half, but then kind of fell apart in
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: the back half. So two stars. There your number.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Eight twenty eight years later at the four stars.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, Now I've only seen it once, so that could change, honestly.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Uh okay, but.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Because I only saw into theaters with you, yeah, which
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: you know sometimes rewatches do change, but as of right
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: now it is four stars. I loved it. I thought
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: it was great. I just thought some of the camera
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: work and some of the editing choices very distracting to
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: me to where, yeah, every time it happened, it took
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: me out of the movie, so like, and that's the
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: that's I had to bring myself back into the movie.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: That's what Corey and I talked about when we reviewed it,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: as like, what I'm hearing is a lot of people
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: or not a lot of people, but some it's like
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: fifty to fifty. We loved the cinematography because I'm like,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: this is wacky, wild shit, But then other people found
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: it distracting. So wait, there's the fifty percent right here.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: But as the movie, I mean, I never thought we'd
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: get it, so I'm happy we got it. I'm very
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: happy with the result. I cannot wait for Bone Times
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: so excited. But yeah, some of some of the editing
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: choices took me out of it, so I had to
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: like re put myself back into the world.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: So I feel I feel a rewatch can help because,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: as you will see with my next segment with Corey,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: there's a movie on there that I had a huge
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: upswing with, so.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I definitely will be rewatching it before I watch Bone Temple.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, for sure we should do bro Day then
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: and rewatch it, because you sometimes it's better with company,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: But you know, if you want to do it solo,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I totally understand that as well.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you know, if if we can like
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: stark Line, you're not gonna see me argue.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: My number eight is a movie called Tarot Curse.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Like Tarot Card.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you remember the movie Tarot that came out.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: It's horrible.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: It's not great.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: It's like a worse version than that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's a thing.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh yeah, I do like the New the New
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Orleans setting though, because very rarely do we get a
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: horror movie that takes place almost.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I think the other thing that comes to mind is Hatchet.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Hatchet candy Man two is in New Orleans, Skeleton Key.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: There's a few, but not a lot, but like they're
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: usually just in New Orleans for a little bit and
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: then they fuck off or something. But like, this is
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: like all the New Orleans and it's a fun premise,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: but it's clearly derived from the tarot that came out
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I think last year. Uh, like again bad good for
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: all the wrong reasons, Like would I watch it again? Absolutely?
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: It's ninety minutes of pure stupidness. So that's that two stars.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: What do we got for your number seven?
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: At four stars? We have companions.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Companion Okay, that that was a lot of fun.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's honestly what I wish Megan was.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: And we're not getting soul made apparently well I mean
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: it got canned and.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean after after the after the bullshit that
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: Megan two point oh, I don't doubt it. Yeah, even
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: though Soulmate was rated R and it was confirmed to
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: your raded R.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I want to see people getting kinky with robots like
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I have to see it, like but but.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, what I would have done is probably
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: released that before Megan two point zero, just to see
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: if people gave just to fill the water, because clearly
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: people don't give a shit.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Well, and you know, it's really funny too, is Megan
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: was on my list of horror movies. But then after checking,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: just double checking, because I did that, yes, second, it's
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: not on IMDb R letterbox, so I had to remove it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, all right, sci fi thriller action.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: And that is the absolute biggest reason why most people
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: didn't like it or want to go see it in
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: the theater.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I had just as much fun as I did with
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: the first one, but just for completely different reasons.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, I even you know what's going on Peacock.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: I gave the underrated version a shot, and I didn't
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: feel any any different. I wasn't a fan.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: That's fair. Yeah, that's why I love movies everyone. It's
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: just fun to see what works for people and what
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: doesn't work for people. It's great. So those are number seven,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: my number seven, coming in kind of shockingly high on
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the list. I would low on the list. This should
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: be lower. This should be lower. But it's not as
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: hell House LLC lineage. What age is disaster?
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: This one? I agree, it was not that good.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Stephen Cognetti, listen, Okay, I love you and I love
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: most of your work. Move on, it is time to
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: move on. Sixth one, sixth one, yeah, w one two three,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: there's one Abanon Hotel, Lake of Fire, Origins, and.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: Fifth one fifth one.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, move on, dude, it's time you are over explaining
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: the ever loving fuck out of these movies and this
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: clown that you are detracting away from your original work.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: The first two. The first one's a five out of five.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: I think it's just my favorite found footed tor movie
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: of all time, and the second one is a solid
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: follow up. Lake of Fire is the dumpster fire.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: I really liked Origins. I loved Origins, and it should
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: have ended on a high note.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and it should have ended there. And apparently
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: this was supposed to be part of a trilogy. A
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: lineage was supposed to be part of a trilogy, and
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: this was the middle part of the trilogy. So many questions.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, can't confirm this, one hundred can't
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: confirm this. One hundred percent. But Joe Dane, who works
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: at Terror Films, mentioned this in a post and I'm like,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: this is very good, but funding fell through on the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: other two or something like that.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: But that happened.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: I just need you to move on, dude. You just
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: do something else, please. Yeah. Just an utter disappointment, and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: especially coming off the high of Origins. I was like, okay,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I'm you know, I'm into this. But they took away
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: the found footage element and I thought that was the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: bold move. Yeah. Just not not great. It's got a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: one point out of five and I gave it to two.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: So there you go your number six, sir.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Also four stars Clouds of the Cornfield ooh okay.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Jason also had that on his list. I like to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: see some love for a lot.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: It's just so fun.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun. I can admit that
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: that movie was an incredible amount of fun.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Regardless, you know, regardless of how it was slightly predictable
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: at times, but like I sometimes I don't care if
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: I'm having fun. I'm having fun well.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: And I also had like that little twist that I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: didn't I was like, okay, I.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Said, it wasn't fully predictable. There are parts of it
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: that I was like, yep, but then other parts I'm like, oh, okay,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: but like either way, like I just I just had
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: fun with it.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Plus I really love a killer clown that's just a mask,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: because most of the clowns that we get are genuine clowns.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is yeah, like.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Stitches Pennywise, you know they're they're actual.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: This is just the mask, just the mask.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I like that. I thought that was fun. It's a
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: good like team kind of slasher that they really don't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: make anymore, you know what.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: They did really well in the box office, So I
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: really hoping we there's As of next year, there will
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: be four books. I've read the first two I don't
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: have I have not read the third one yet, but
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I'm excited I will pick up the fourth one.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Just I'm sure he would not mind if they did
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: more movies. I mean, they'd got a steel book release.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: It got Yeah, I mean they did really went well
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: with it. I mean, yeah, there were some changes compared
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: to the book. But but and honestly not not in
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: like the way that I was like, Oh, the book's better,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: the movies better. I think they're both good in their
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: own right, I assume. So it's like I said, it
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: was low budget. Yeah, it did really well in the box.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: If anything, I'd like to just see like the trilogy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just give us a trilogy.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we'll see. I'm sure. I'm sure it's being
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: worked on.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: All right, my number six, you did your six right,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just making sure I lose track. My number six
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: is house on Eden. One of the one of the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: biggest disappointments for me, I think, because no, I agree
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: with you on that. If you don't know, you know,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: if you if you're not on TikTok, this won't make
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: any sense to you. But there's these it's two TikTokers
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: call me Chris and Selena Spooky Boo, who are hilarious
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: on their own channels, and then they did this. I figured,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: at minimum this would be funny, even if the movie
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: was garbage. I didn't laugh one time.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Well, even if it wasn't funny, Like, there's skits that
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: do are are smartly and they're really well written. So
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, Chris wrote and directed this, and she
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: writes her ow skits and I think they're all great.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, this can't be bad right right wrong.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Not only is it totally unfunny, it has some of
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: the and I know they're doing the camera work, but
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: it has some of the worst camera work I've ever
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: seen for a found footage movie too, which is that's.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: And also for like, what's it like seventy minutes? Like
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: the whole seventy minutes is just one big giant found
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: footage trope.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Wait, I mean, don't get me wrong. Tropes are fine
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: in movies, but if that's what your entire movie is
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: based off of, yep, don't do it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Seventy seven minutes. Nothing really happens until like fifty minutes in,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: and then there's no explanation for anything, and it's just there.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: It's just a chaotic mess. I love both of them.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I think they're both hilarious, But this movie.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Was I will say one positive thing about that movie.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: The last thirty seconds was so intriguing that I wish
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: the entire movie was like centered around what was happening
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: in the last thirty seconds.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess I should do try to say
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: positive things about There was nothing positive for me to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: say about hell House, unfortunately, but but.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the last like the last thirty seconds of
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Eden I wish was what the movie was about, Like, yeah,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: war behind that?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I thought they would get into that because
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: then you have that creepy lady at the gas station
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, okay, like.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: This is it and that's that's that's all there is.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Also, there were I don't know if you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: noticed this, but there were so many shots of Chris's
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: but that felt intentional and I was like, are you
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: trying to show us your cake? Like what's happening?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like I was so right. I mean don't I mean,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: don't get me wrong, Like, uh like at the end
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: was was was necessary? Like the very end shots of all.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: That what's happening?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Maybe she's just trying to sell it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: I mean if I had if I had a cake,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: I would too. So yeah, hell fun even unfortunately, very disappointed,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: and it just goes to show that, you know, just
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: because you're famous doesn't mean you can make a movie.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: So uh, number five for you, sir.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: We're now entering the four point five realm, and I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: feel like this is a very hot take Death of Unicorn.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, sorry, this is not your top ten worst.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh, like, oh what, no, Yes,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: I like.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, my top ten worse at four point five out
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: of five stars.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm lily missing the point.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I fucking loved it.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I gave that a three point five
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: or four. I thought it was great. Gabby not a.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Fan, Yeah, I mean, I mean, was some of the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: CGI walk he sure, but it's fucking unicorns, like like sure,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: But I I enjoyed it. I even had towards the end,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: like I even had uh Lost World Jurassic Park vibes
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: throughout the end with certain scenes with the.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Oh there was a death that was totally reminiscent of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: of a scene from Lost Works.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, so so the big scene from there, without
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: giving full spoilers, but so in the Lost World, which
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: if you haven't seen that, okay, this one's not spoilers,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: so that's not my problem. But in the Lost World
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: is the scene where the two t Rexes are going
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: after the casts. Yeah, there's a scene in Death of
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Unicorn where that's pretty much shot for shot but with unicorns,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: and I'm just like, like flashbacks, I'm like, this is
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: fucking awesome.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, I really like that one I thought.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I also thought it was hilarious. I love eyebrow Kid.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: I can't remember his name, but I loved his character.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Oh of Poulter, will put Poulter. Yeah, just storting unicorn
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: horn was so great. Yeah, that's interesting. I like that. No,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I like I like get seeing that movie get some love.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: I really enjoyed it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: My number five is actually a movie I reviewed on TikTok.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: It was a movie that was sent to me by
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: a company, and I hated doing a bad review on it,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna lie. It's called The Blade Cuts Deeper.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: It was a Yallo esque kind of slasher movie that was,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: at least that's how it was presented to me on
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: the website where you can go pick movies from that
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: they will send you, and I was like, oh, okay, cool.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: The only thing this movie had in terms of Jallo
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: was a black, black, leather gloved killer and that's about
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: its Most shallows have a very heavy police procedural aspect
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: to them, which this movie lacked. And also the main character,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: who is described as a narcissistic host of an infamous
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: real crime show, is just that he is insufferable and
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: the way it ended just pissed me off. I was like,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: this is a terrible ending to this movie. I enjoy
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: his ferocity, if that's a word, with his acting, but
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: he was doing it too much. He was too intense acting.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Oh he was overacting too much. And I thought he
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: was just doing that for the segments of the show,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: but then even in between those segments, he was just
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you're like a twelve, maybe like a nine.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: So there were some good kills until they added CG
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: into the mix. Like I genuinely thought someone got stabbed
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: in the face. I was like, wow, that was really realistic.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: And then they cut to a close up and it's
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: just CG like bad CG. Like you could see the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: nose was just like cropped and sunken in and I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: was like, oh oh no. But again, it did look good.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: It had a crazy good sound. It just did not
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: hit for me. So another two out of five, unfortunately,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: and now we are out of the two range and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: we are into the one and a halves for me,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: So it goes even worse from there. Damn number four, good.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Sir, at a four point five, I have together?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Oh snap, I love hearing some love for that movie.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: That movie was wild.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: That movie was so much better than I ever could
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: have possibly imagined. We saw that together, and I remember
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: going in there like, I mean, it looks good, but
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: you know, trailers can make a movie look good, and
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: it's not good, and I'm walking out like what.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, the only thing going in there that I
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: knew was gonna be one hundred percent was the chemistry
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: because they're married in real life, so I knew the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: chemistry was gonna be off.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I really think that sold the movie even more for me,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: because they are married in real life and they were.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: They everything, everything felt real.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: It felt Yeah, it felt real. They played off each
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: other so well. Uh, And I love Dave. Franco's just
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: arc He's on, He's just.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Who knew that would be the better Franco late later
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: on her life?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who knew? The guy who pissed his pants that
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: nobody forgets about? And Super Bad right, Yeah, people don't
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: forget it was like seven years ago. Yeah, together, it
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: was really good. I actually because since you and I
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: went to see that, Gabby missed out on it, and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I bought the Blu ray and showed it to her
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: and She's like, that was awesome, right, Alison Brie fantastic.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Dave Franco fantastic. Also a bottle film. It's all all
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: it's all at the house and around the house, so
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: it's all one location. Yeah, pretty much for most parts.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: So together was really good. My number four coming in
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: at a one and a half star is fear Street
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: prom Queen. Yep, what a fucking mess.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so unfortunate because the other trilogy was like,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: they're all I think four stars MIDI of them. Yeah,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: that's they were so good, so I was looking forward
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: to this.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jason mentioned that he was like, it's such a
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: shame because the first three were so good. I think
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: I gave all of them four because they were all
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: good in their own respect. But this one was like, hey,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: did you know it's the eighties? It's the eighties. Let
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: me remind like every.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Root place just threw up all over us about can
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: you get it?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Like cool, I totally understand this is nineteen eighty eight.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: I got it from the poster.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: But there were so many questions about the Killer. I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: mean I did like the look of the Killer and
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: like the red leather kind of suit, and there were
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: some pretty solid kills, but it just failed on almost
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: every single level a movie could fail on one and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: a half stars. That is the Netflix original And I'm
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: not far off on my rating because it's only got
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: a one point seven. I remember before we watched it,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: it was that low and I was like, but no,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: there's no way right, Oh no, just kidding, I was kidling.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, just unfortunately not good. I hope they do more,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: but please do it better, right, Number.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Three, sir, The realm of five stars first eight Weapons?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Oh Weapons at number three? Interesting? Oh yeah, I like
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: where this is going. Yeah, that one is hard. That
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: one in centers. I'm assuming it's just gonna be in
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: everyone's top five.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: It's should be.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: At least it's hard to deny.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I feel I feel like a film brat where it's like, no,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: this movie deserves it. No, it really does.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: And honestly, I mean even a Weapons made my top three.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: It did move?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Did move?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Where was it originally two?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: It did move?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Then? I know what bumped it out of number two.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: I know because something came out recently. Yeah, Weapons, Weapons
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: is just incredible. I've watched it three times this year
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: and I could. It's just like Hereditary. If I could
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: give it six, I would give it six. My number
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: three Popeyes Revenge. There were there is two Popeye movies
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know if that's the one that I saw.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: You saw. You probably saw Popeye The Slayer Man.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw The Slayer Man. I did not see
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: the Revenge, which.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Is funny because on the poster for Popeye's Revenge it
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: says from Sailor to Slayer because I probably couldn't use
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: the Slayer mor oh good lord.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right man, because it had.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And that one got a two point five out
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: of five for me because it was good.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: But it was just the same exact thing I gave it.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: They gave Popeye this dumb fuck back story and he
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: just looked goofy as hell. But there were some decent kills.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I will give it that. There were some pretty solid
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: practical effects. I think all of it was practical minus
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: like one or two. But all the characters, all of
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: the characters, there was not one redeemable. There were all
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: ship bags and it's like, dude, you gotta give me
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: one person at least that's everyone out. Like everyone was
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: like cheating on each other. It was it was a mess.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: It was so much more focused on the dynamic of
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: who was cheating on who with what person who? One
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: and a half stars baby, and now we are entering.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: The one stall man. All right, you're number two sitters.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Oh I was incorrect, Okay, and that also moved from one.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now I know you.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what can you say about Centers that
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: hasn't been said by everybody. I mean, it's just fucking good.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: It's so good, it's so goddamn good, and like.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: It's still it's still you know. I thought, I thought,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: you know, so I saw it in imax, which it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: was filmed in that way, so I thought, there's no
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: way that like it's going to translate as good as
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: it was in the theaters the watching it at home.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: I was wrong. That one particular like music generational scene
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: still transcends me. And I think it's a because of
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: the aspect ratio change during it. It just takes you
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: in a whole different world.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because that's like the one time where they
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: actually expand slowly.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: Right, but it's but it's also as the camera moves,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: so it's like everything's moving it's like you're watching a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: whole new year, just transported a whole new world, and
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: it gives me hard every time. I love it. Oh
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: my god, Bro, it's not even a joke, rock card. Like,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: if I ever met Ryan Coogler, those are I'd be like, bro,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you did, but that one scene
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: gets me rock hard every time, and it's thank you.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Just just I would shake a man's hand and tell
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: him that his movie got me hard with without question.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's I mean, that's totally normal, right him, the movie,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: the movie.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: So he might have wrote it, but that's not the point.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: That's not the point.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: That's not the point.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was also surprised or happy to know
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: that the aspect ratio changes were there on the four
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: K that I have because they switched back.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Oh they did it. They even did it on they
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: did it on the digital, did on the four K,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: they did everyone. Oh good Max?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Oh good?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Because I actually watched on HBO Max before I bought
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: it again, just because it came out before, and I
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: was like, I need to watch this again. And I
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, that's because you changed on there too,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: because they don't always do that. Yeah, so I'm like,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: It was probably Coogler was like, you gotta you gotta
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: fucking I listen, I did this, you gotta make it,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: you gotta make it. So yeah, that's another movie that
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: had a very big upswing for me because I rewatched it.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I put my personal petty vampire lower reasons aside and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: watched it for a fucking film, Okay.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: And that's what you need to do, certain you do.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I had to do that with an other one that'll
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: be mentioned later. So coming in at number two for
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: me at one star.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: The Strangers Chapter two, Oh yeah, christ And this is
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: not even a movie I can say anything positive about.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I would be reaching if I said there
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: was one positive thing. I mean, I guess I did
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: like Madeline Petch. I thought she was fine, you know.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: I mean her coming off of like startle of like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: a shoke a CW show of Riverdale, Like, yeah, she
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: was perfectly fine.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But going into the I was so excited because
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: the first one was one and a half. It was
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: on on on a list last year, I believe, and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I remember we watched it. I was like, there is
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: absolutely no way there's no way it can be worse.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: Well, and it was.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I mean that whole scene when she was in the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: woods with the animal.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: The fuck was that.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Somebody saw the revidence said we could do this.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: With a freaking bore.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, speaking of board, the whole movie was
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: just a boar. It was a It happened like like nothing,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: nothing happened, even like when stuff happened, nothing happened.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was painfully just. It was excruciating. But this
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: is a very weird. It's very bizarre because I'm so
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: hyped for chapter three. I'm so excited to see, like
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: how bad they can? Can it get worse than this?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Will the next one be a half star? Right?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: It comes out in January, right or whatever, February. I'm
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: going We're going to see it. We have to. But
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: uh yeah, so stay tuned next year, when I'm sure
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I will report back on because we're gonna be bringing
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: back next year. Recently watched, so that'll be mentioned at
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: some point when I see it. All right, your number one,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I know what it is, but.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Just tell me at five stars.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Freaking yeah, baby, you that's amazing, love it.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: I like I've I'm so pissed that I didn't see
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: that in the theaters.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just pissed it. Why del Toro, what do you like?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Why did you? Why did you go to Netflix? Because
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: they were the only ones probably willing to get him
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: Befair the last movie he did. Also, Pinocchio went to Netflix. Yeah,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: but here's the thing. We got a physical release, and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: we're also going to get one of the Frank of Sign.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a Criterion release of Pinocchio.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: Honestly, all of if you look at all of del
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: Toor's movies, I think they all have a Criterion release.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Except for hell Boy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure freaking.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Sign might get a Criterion release, which would be fucking awesome.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Because I have Hands Labyrinth, I have The Devil's Backbone,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I have Kronos. Yeah, they all they all.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Shove the Water, just got one Shaping Water.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Well. That's what I love about Criterion is they they
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: get most of the directors like David Lynch. I think
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I have every one of his films besides, like the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Twin Peaks stuff from Criterion.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: And Twin Piks is also a Criterion.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: Oh did you have one?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Twin Peaks movie the Moriteria. But yeah, socha.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: Now I could have seen freaking signed in the theater,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: but the closest one I was playing it was twenty
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: seven miles away. Yeh uh, I mean think it was
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: only nine bucks. But driving twenty seven miles away and
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I looked at the theater, it was tiny. I'm like,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: they're just seeing it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: R A.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: MC didn't show it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: No, if they did, I would have been there. I
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: would have been absolutely there. Yeah, the closest one to
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: us was twenty seven miles away.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: They're probably Disney, right.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Uh No, if something was random, some random bump fuck cinemark.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: Oh it wasn't.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: It was some. If it was an AMC, I would
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: have done it because I would have been able to
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: see it for free.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Take it.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: But you have some random bumpus and the theater had
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: like only like thirty seas. I like, I'll just watch
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: it at home, which I did. But like so good,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: so much I could say about it.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Dripping with Del Toro in every aspect was amazing. Uh,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Oscar Isaac, he was great.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Even though Oscar Eggs I feel like was miscast in
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: a sense. I'm not bad with I'm not upset with
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: the casting.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: I think that's the best he's ever been.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: I like, I'm not disagreeing with you, I just I
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: just don't know. There was something about it that the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: whole time, I'm like, huh, I wonder if somebody else
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: was ever supposed on the table right besides him?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: But me a goth playing dual roles was fantastic because
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize that until after I saw it.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Double dosage of me a god right, she loves doing that.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: She does X and if Frankenstein like, just keep doing that.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, and she does it well because you don't
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: know as her like the makeup, like, I mean, they
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: just basically put off. I didn't.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still, I didn't know I needed to see me
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: a goth in Victorian era like clothing.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: But man, and you know what this movie just just
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: taught me. People women just want leaves. It's like, fuck flowers, bro,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: just give me a leaf.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: A leaf?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: No, But like I can, we could fill an entire
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: podcast of just how I felt about that movie.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: I think we're doing that one next year. I think
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: I do believe I'll double check.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: That is that would be a six out of five
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: if I could.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: My number one is gonna be interesting because I don't
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: think anybody knew this was actually labeled horror, and it
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: is labeled horror on IMDb and letterbox, and that is
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: War of the World's the ice Cube one the ice Cube.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, I could see how that's a horror movie
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: because it's horrible.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't horrifying. The only reason why I watched
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: it is because it was like under ninety minutes and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: I saw it was horror.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: I did finish it, oh so bad off twenty five minutes.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: It was so fucking bad. It is one of the
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: most It is one of the worst movies I've seen.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know I have strangers out of one,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: but only because the first, you know, chapter one was
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: a one and a half, and I can't rate them
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: both the same if one was worse. This is literally
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And I
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: have a running joke on letterbox because I think it's
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: funny and no one else probably does. But the only star,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: or the only movie I've given a half star is
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Manos Hands of Fate. That's my stupid joke because that
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: is the worst movie ever made. But yeah, War the
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: worlds my god, even from like the aesthetic of the
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: all being done on like the computer, which I like,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: what is it? Unfriended and unfriended? Dark web?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Missing pretty much?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Missing? Does that? This is? So it's oh my god.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: The camera is bipping all around the screen and going
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: here and going there, and then the plot. I was like,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: the fucking what is who made this? And it gets
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: a full star because one every every movie gets a
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: half star for being made, but it gets an extra
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: half star because how did they get ice.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Cube for this?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Is?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: He?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Is he hurting for money right now? I mean, like,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: what do you do on ice Cube?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: I mean he could have been bored.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: I'd just been bored. It was a just detestable movie.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Nothing positive to say about it other than it. I
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: mean it did put me to sleep. I had to
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: wake up and kind of restarted a bit. So it's
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: a it's a good sleep aid if you if you
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: really need to fall asleep quickly.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: Just like I said, I got finish it and I
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: don't plan on going back to finish it.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: It's the best melatonin I've ever taken in my life. Huh,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: So there you go, boo. Yeah, fantastic. Top ten love
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: yours is very very interesting. A lot of stuff, uh
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: and a lot of interesting stuff I didn't expect. So
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: you keeping me on my toes here. Uh No, No,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I was good. I like that. I really enjoyed it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: So that's my top ten. Worst. Next segment is going
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: to be Corey doing his top ten, and I will
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: be doing my honorable honorable mentions. So please welcome Corey Johnson.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: Hel hel hel hal hal hal hal hal hell. Hey,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: that's ten, the top ten. Haos.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I remember when he used to do a
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: different one each time. I should have prepared, I should
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: have gotten him.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think I did it ten times.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh man, that would have been great.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: So here we are Corey's top ten, my top ten
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: honorable mentions. I watched a lot of movies, as I've
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: said in the previous two segments, but I wanted to like,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: For example, I rated twenty two out of eighty five
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: horror movies at a four star, which is kind of crazy.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: So here's some that didn't make the cut, four movies
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: that I didn't want to put on the top ten
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: because they were sequels or remakes. So, like Conjuring Last writes,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I know to last summer, wolf Man and The Black Phone.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Four movies that I enjoyed way more than everybody else
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: that didn't feel like they fit on the top ten
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: either Match Locked, The Home and Him. And then we
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: have one movie that, even though I gave a four star,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I'm still very torn on it and didn't know what
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: the fuck to do with it, and that's Shelby Oaks,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: which is it's a good movie, but I don't know.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: So the top five that didn't make the cut, they
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: were on the cusp of almost being in the top ten.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: We have The Long Walk Until Dawn, marsh Mellow, which
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: I've heard no one talk about and everybody should watch that,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Dangerous Animals, and The Gorge. So those are all the
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: movies besides the top ten that I gave four stars.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Too many horror movies and the thought process behind how
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: I had to get eighty five was stupid and I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: hate it. But here we are next year. I'm just
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: gonna watch. I'm just gonna not even try to hit
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: a specific number at this point. I say that, though,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: but that's a fucking lie.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: It's always all of them, like as many as I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: can put in front of my eyeballs. I'm going to
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: watch them.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: If it's not. You know, it's not my fault that
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: the back half of the year they're just like dumping everything.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: It's very easy to keep up in the beginning. It's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: very like the first six months or cake, you know,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: I had like twenty or thirty and I was like, cool,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: this is great. And then you know, July through December
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: happened and I was like, all right, this is this
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: is too much. So let's just jump right in here
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: to these lists, because now I gotta find mine. I
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: have too many lists on Letterbucks Honorable Mentions. There we go, So, Corey,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: you have watched how many horror? How many horror movies
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: this year?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: So this list is going to have a total of twelve.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: The year's still not up, so I still have some
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: time to get a few extra in. Obviously they're not
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: going to make this list at the time of recording,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: but I'm sure I'll mention them at some point in
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: honor of your honorable mentions. I have a dishonorable mention,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: and it is a case study to be seen. This
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: man's fall from grace. Fucking Stephen Cognett's hell House lineage
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: I rated this bitch a one point or one five one.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: It was it was such a depart from the source
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: material that it it's just it's just a nothing movie.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did nothing.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: The story tells me nothing about anything. The characters, wow,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: yes they are from the previous movie. It's just like,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: who are these people? What is going on?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: Why did we stop with the found footage aspect? That
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: was the key thing of every movie and now we're
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: doing it traditional? I know, stop. I don't like it. No,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: not a fan. Yeah, I agree with that. I think
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: I gave that one. It was a two star. The yeah,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: two star. I mentioned that with the segment with Spencer
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: not great. There are definitely worst movies that I would
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: not watch, or I would watch Hell House over, but
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: it was still very bad. Not a fan. I love
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: the dishonorable mention though, that's great. Love that. Oh. I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: should also mention that this is our second time recording
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: because of an audio issue and just so many things,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: so many variables. I had a fucking shotgun mic plugged
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: into my mixer because I was getting audio like room
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: stagnant audio for dust bunnies, and that's why I was
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: hearing humming because now I don't hear the humming, and
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't put it together until after so, apart from
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: my list being utter chaos, we had an audio issue.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: So we're doing this again, all right. So you had
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: a dishonorable mention and then what is your honorable mention? Yeah,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: so my runner up for the year is Shadow of God.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: I gave it a three five.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: If it was just a little bit more cohesive, it
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: would have probably beat out my number ten because it's
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: a really cool concept. It's just execution in the entire
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: movie is just bad.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: That one was like one or two away from making
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: my worst of worst of the year. There was a
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: few others that really beat it out, though, because yeah,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: I like Shadow of God. It was fun, and then
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: halfway through, I'm like, I don't okay, I don't know
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: if I'm enjoying this anymore.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: I love the con and and see for me, I
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: feel like the vastly cartoonish ending that happens. Yeah, that's
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: what saved it for me. That's what bumped it up
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: to the three because I was like, all right, you're
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: gonna introduce this insanely heady concept and then you're gonna
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: try and justify it. So if you're gonna try and
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: justify it, the end's got to justify the means. And
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: with that kind of level of cartoonishism, like all right,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: that's kind of the only way you're you're able to do.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: That is that the ending. I'm not gonna spoil it.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: But in the barn, right, aren't they in like a.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with the dad and the sun and the whole
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: mog No, actually, okay, really now I remember, yes, I
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: did enjoy that.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yeah, the.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: The you get this entire movie about like faith and
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: what it means to lose your faith personally. Yeah, even
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: though that's what got you through the shit that almost
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: killed you.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Correct, Okay, and then they hit you with that ending.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: You're like, damn all right, so dishonorable mention, honorable mention,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: let me or hit me with your top five or
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: your top five. You're number ten, my number ten? Uh conjuring.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Last I gave it a three five. I you know,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: I went into length about this last time. This time
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: not even gonna do it. It doesn't deserve it. This
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: good guy was good, god enough.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it got it got a three because the scares
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: were very, very good. They had great scares. Everything else
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: about it menh Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: Gabby said it was just kind of like a mishmash
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: of all the previous movies and the story wasn't as interesting,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: but the scares if Yeah, she's gonna say it better
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: than I will, but she basically said what you said
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: the first time we recorded My number ten. I've switched
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: my list around just a bit because as I was
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: adding new things, I decided to tweak it just to
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: scost So coming out at number ten for me is
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: the twin. I talked to the director of this movie
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: on the podcast JC Doler, So if you want to
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: hear my thoughts and feelings and opinions on it, go
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: check that episode out. I just related to this movie
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: very like personally on an addiction level. I felt was
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: kind of a metaphor for addiction. And yeah, it just
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: hit me in the feels and it worked for me.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: So that's my number ten. What is your number nine?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: My number nine is a movie called Hard Eyes. I
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: gave it a three point five out of five. I
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: was originally gonna rate it lower until I started talking
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: to you about it and we went back and forth
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: and you were like, oh, yeah, I love the director,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: Josh Rubin, and then I was like, wait, is it
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: this Josh Rubin. You were like, I can't find another
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: Josh Rubin, And then we did some digging and it
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: is that guy. And I was like, all right, this
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: movie went from like a two to a three point
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: five because you have to really understand the director's style
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: of comedy to understand just anything in this movie, because
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: it's not a comedy horror, and it's not a horror comedy.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: It's just the way people are acting and the things
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: that are happening happened to be here.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Humorous, Yes, he has. I think we mentioned this on
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Jason segment or I don't know, maybe it was the
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: weapons episode. I can't remember anymore. Everything blurs together, but
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's imperative that you see the show he's
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: on and see his humor to fully appreciate what is
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: happening in Hard Eyes. So I definitely agree with that.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: And I didn't even know. I didn't even put it
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: together until you and I were talking and I was like, oh,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: I know Josh Rubin, I've seen him before, but I didn't.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't know the face to the name, whereas you
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: knew the name and the face, it was like yeah.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: So then on the rewatch, I was like, yeah, this
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: makes a lot more sense now, So let's see. My
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: number nine is good Boy, and this is more I
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: mean really, this is on the list because of it's
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: from the Dog's POV. It's Gabby's movie that she wanted
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: to make that we just never would have the funds
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: to make, and that that dog Indy definitely deserves some
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: sort of award because that is some of the best
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: fucking dog acting I've ever seen in my life. I
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: don't I wouldn't say necessarily the movie is a four
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: star movie, but I had a four star time with it,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: and the story did things that I didn't expected to do.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: It was just a really well done indie horror movie
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: that all took place at one location. So if you
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: haven't seen Good Boy, check it out. It is. I
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: know that one's on shutter for sure, and I'm pretty
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: sure the Twin is as well. So the Twin and
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: Good Boy from me both have fours. Pretty Much everything
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: on this list except my top two have four stars.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: So what is your number eight?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: My number eight? I went into this movie wanting to
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: hate watch it because I'm a huge fan of the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: source material game that it pulls from at a three
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: point five out of five until Dawn Nice. I so
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: wanted to hate this movie, and as I'm sat there
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: watching it, I'm like, all right, they have like one
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: or two things from the game. Cool, sure, but the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: story itself and the way they do it, like the
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: Groundhog Day thing has been done one hundred million times
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: and it's it's almost stale at this point, but the
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: way they do it is so good, and the kills
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: are so brutal like some and there's the most comically
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: shocking kill that I've seen to date because it's preempted
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: by absolutely nothing. Right, Yes, we've we without spoiling it,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: We've talked about Franken Hooker episodes ago. Yep, it's it's
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: a kill from Franken Hooker and it's done so much better.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: And it's also a kill from Ready or Not at
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: the end of that movie. So if you've seen Ready
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: or Not, then you will know exactly what we're talking about.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: And yes, I love how it that just came out
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: of nowhere. I remember, I'm pretty sure had that one,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: like you know, blew me back in my steat. I
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: was like, what yeh, fox happened.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: I paused the movie and gave the heartiest of belly
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: lass for probably like seventy five second straight.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah. That one's directed by David F. Sanberg.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: He also did Anibo creation and Lights Out, so that
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: when I saw his name attached to it, I was like, Okay,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: I have faith in this. But I've also never played
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: the game, so I went in with no context really
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: for anything. So I'm obviously gonna like it more than
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: the average person. Same thing with five nights at Freddy's.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: I'd never really played the games, and I love the movies,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: and though that those movies are very divided, my number
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: eight is the decedent. This one was on Jason's list
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: as well. I really enjoyed it. You know, it's we
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: kind of talked about it already, but I love that
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: they brought something different to the found footage genre. And
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Andrew Bowser is in it, but not doing the bit
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: that he normally does, so he was much more tolerable
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: and a pretty strong actor, if I do say so myself,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Like playing a regular guy. He's kind of like the
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: handyman of this mortuary that it takes place at So
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: I really like that one. Four out of five. This
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: one's on to B. I think I don't think it's
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: a two be original, but it is on to B.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: So hit me with your number seven.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: My number seven a movie that you introduced me to.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm very happy you did, because sometimes like you
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: send me a lot of movies to watch, and I'm like,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: all right, I just gotta start picking and choosing because
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: I don't have the same type of like movie time
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: and commitment ability that you do. Cause like your wife
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: loves Okay, i'm gonna say this, your wife loves the
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: movie watching experience with you. She doesn't love all the
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: movies that you watch, correct, but she but she likes
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: to do it. Jessica. Sometimes she's like, no, I'm I'm
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: not We're not, I'm not watching a movie right now.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to do that.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: Fair So, and the good TV is upstairs, so I
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: don't want to boguard the good TV just for my
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: my screamy, shouty, bloody movie. This one, I think it's
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: TOI at a four out of five. It's a movie
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: called Host you know, not say.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: This twenty twenty not the host from twenty twenty from this.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, Yeah, it's from this year and it's
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: way longer than the Fountain Footage twenty twenty Pandemic movie host. Yeah,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: that movie is like, also a great movie, but this,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: this one is way better. Austin and I say this
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: all the time. You know, it may not be a
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: fresh idea to the culture that it's coming from, but
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: since we're not a part of that culture, it's a
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: fresh ass idea. And this was a fresh ass movie.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: And it was one of those things where you know,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: And then that thing happened. I'd be like, Ah, so
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: is it because this happens? And then the movie said,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, and it's because this happens. You're like, fucking awesome.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: The way the story's told, it's like it makes you
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: think and it makes you want, and it gives you
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: exactly what you're thinking and exactly what you're wanting.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: It's the best movie experience, honestly.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: And even though the CG is at times a little wonky, uh,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: the scares that they do are fantastic. The Big Bad
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: is so ultra creepy. Oh yeah, the use of the
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: land that they're on is really awesome. It's it's just
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: a it's a super awesome movie. Like I know some
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: of our viewers probably don't like reading movies. I implore
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: you go read this movie.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah please. I love foreign horror so much and I
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: will always advocate for it because, honestly, a lot of
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: times it's it's just better than American horror.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: Like I've watched it's so different.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: It's so different, and it's so rude and culture and
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: lower and you're right, like it might not be fresh
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: to you know, residents of Thailand, but this movie was
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: like walking past a bakery and smell it was like
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: a cartoon sense hit my nose and I was like,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, what is that fresh smell? And then I
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: just glided over to the bakery and it was so tasty.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: This movie was amazing, and I was also pretty gruesome too.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: There were some pretty like not bloody deaths, but like
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: the aftermaths of deaths, like that one girl who was
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: by the well and was just in shambles, Oh yeah,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: top Tour and the other There's like.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: Some really emotionally gruesome things that happened too too. Yeah,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: like like certain characters get set up and then it's like,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: all right, we're gonna set you up to punch you
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: in the gut, and then we're gonna punish you for it. Yeah,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: We're gonna punish you for us punishing you.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a good one. I don't I don't
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: know how that one came across my radar, but I
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: saw it and I was like host, Wait what, Oh,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: this is new on the list. So yeah, that was
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: a good one. I think I gave that one a
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: three five. My number seven is another foreign horror movie.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: I believe this one is also no. This one's from Indonesia,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: but still still a foreign horror that I recently watched.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: I paired it with Host. I watched Host, and then
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: this it's called Perry Peawangan, very much vibes like Satan Slaves,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: and I'm like ninety percent sure that the exterior shots
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: of the house used in the film was the same
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: house from Satan Slaves. I don't know, but it looked
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: very similar. It's a really good demonic, ghostly movie that
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: kind I was kind of like, all right, this feels
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: like Satan Slaves. And then you know, going into the
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: third act Lord Dump explanation Bonker's third act, and I
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: was like, you got me. It was like you son
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: of a bitch, you got it. So that's a four
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: out of five for me. Also on Shutter, I really
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: fucking love that one, and I haven't heard anybody talking
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: about it. So your a number six.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: My number six. Continuing the run of four out of five. Uh,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this is probably in my top three
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: of the franchise, creeping up possibly into the top two
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: the more I think about it.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 7: VHS Halloween, Yes, okay, it was. It was so so good.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 7: Some of those shorts were deeply disturbing. You talked about
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 7: this on the first recording the I can't.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: Remember, uh kid print or whatever.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: Kid print yeah, whatever the short was, but the the
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: kid Print one was absolutely terrifying. My favorite one was
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: probably the two Girls that go Trigger treating.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first segment, yes.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: The first segment. But the more I think about it,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: I really really like the just Take one. Just how
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: baddie it gets.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this or if I've
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: said this on the show, but the director of that short,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Casper Kelly, also directed a lot of stuff for adult swim,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: but specifically something called too Many Cooks. If you've never
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: seen too many Cooks, I go watch that on YouTube.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: Then go watch the segment fun size or bite size
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Just take one. Whatever the fuck the one
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: is where they get, you know, pulled into the candy basket,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: and it'll make a lot more sense because too many
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Cooks is the wildest fucking shit you'll It's like, have
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: you ever seen unedited footage of a bear? Have you
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: ever seen that?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I have, it's same vibe, or or have
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: you ever seen this is gonna be a fun tangent?
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen any of the Off the Air series?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: So the first time I ever saw an off the
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: air thing was in high school when I was at
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 4: a friend's house on ushrooms and they pulled up the
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: off the air food Oh God, with the guy that's
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: putting all the fucking bananas on his face and lightened firecrackers.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: It was a traumatic experience.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: Adult swim, man, they did some weird shit, and I
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: love them for that.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: So they're still doing weird shit.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Oh good, that's good. Yeah, but that segment was great.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: I also really loved the last segment of the Haunted
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: House because that shit got bonkers. It's it's on my
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: list and I'll tell you my feelings when I get there.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: It's just a couple up, but I agree it was.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: It's a very strong entry in the VHS universe. Number
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: six for me is another movie that I spoke to
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: the director on, Grafted, Sasha Rainbow. We had a chat
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: on the last on the November bonus episode. I believe
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: so again, just like the Twin, if you want to
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: hear my thoughts and feelings on Grafted, go check out
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: that episode. It's just a great social commentary on so
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: many things. Stellar performances, and this was her first like
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: feature length film. It was just really good. Go check
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: that one out. There is a physical copy that Umbrella
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: released you can buy, or you can check it out
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: on shutter. All right, we're in the top five. Now
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: what is your number five? Sir?
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: My number five was a breakout success movie for like
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: fifty percent of people. The other fifty percent absolutely fucking
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: hated it at four out of five sinners. Ah, I
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: thought it was I thought it was super fucking cool.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: The way they shot it was amazing. The music and
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: soundtracking was so goddamn good. I get what the message
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: is supposed to be, but that's not what I care about.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: I care about the experience.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: Of the movie.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, racism blah blah blah. We get it. America sucks.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: But yeah, and white people and white people are and
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: white people, I'm part of the problem and I hate it.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: But man, just just fucking cool. Well they get to me.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: It starts off as like lame whito vampires, but then
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: you get like cool, swanky black vampires, and they make
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: it just so cool and it's dripping with style. Yeah,
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: Like I have never thought like near depression era clothing
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: could look cool on people. But goddamn it, if Michael B.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: Jordan doesn't make everything he touched in this movie looks
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: so fucking cool. And I don't even like Michael B.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: Jordan.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: My dad.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure we mentioned this at some
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: point before or not on the first time we recorded this,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: even I'm pretty sure he came up and we're just like,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not huge on him. I liked him as Killmonger,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: but he fucking crushed this role. And I agree, uh,
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: and technically he crushed it twice twice. Yeah, which is insane.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Sinners is uh Sentaers Just I had a
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: big upswing on Centers, So we'll get to that one
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: on my next list. Number five for me the movie
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: that I've heard zero people talking about except for one
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: friend on TikTok. Shout out to Pat. You can tag
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: all right. I wish I could tag him, but I can't.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: This is fucking audio. Best wishes to all. It is
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: a Jay horror movie, and it's a great commentary on
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: kind of the culture over in Japan. I don't think
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: you necessarily need to know anything about it to understand it,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: as they do explain it but not hold your hand.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: But as someone who frequents Jay horror movies, I get
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: the I get the basic understand I have the basic
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: understanding for the culture in Japan, and it's just very creepy,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: very visually pleasing to the eyes, and I really enjoyed it.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: Four out of five Best wishes to I'm pretty sure
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: all of these are on Shutter. Yes, everything I've mentioned
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: so far is on Shutter, So way to go Shutter
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: killing it with releasing all these movies, right, you know?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: Number four, My number four is another ultra divisive movie
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: in the community. I gave it a four o five.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: It's whip it, Okay, love it.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: I got I God damn love this movie. Jessica fucking
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: hated it so division in the same household. Uh, I
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: am so excited to see what Zach Kraiger does because
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: he's just He's just Horror's little sweetheart right now.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cooking, Just let him, just let him stay
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen. He's killing it. Yeah. Uh did you
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: do my number four?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: This is one of the biggest upswings I had this year.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: Number four is companion for me. I remember watching this
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: movie guessing what I thought. You know what the quote
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: unquote twist was in the opening scene of the movie,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: which I won't spoil. And if we hadn't watched a
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: certain movie at the beginning of the year, I probably
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: would have never clocked it. But I spent so much
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: time in the theater focusing on the fact that I
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: knew what was happening. It's not even about that reveal.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: It is about so much more than just that. And
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: I think this actually a second watch. It is not
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: necessarily required, but it's almost better on the second at
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: least for me, it was better on the second watching
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: Sophie Thatcher's great. Jack Quaid is great. Harvey Guiyan or
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: Guiyan from What We Do in the Shadows, He's great.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: It's a solid movie. This is the only one that's
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: not on Shutter. This one's on HBO, Max, Oh and Prime.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: There you go. But yeah, Companion was solid.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: We can all agree that jack Quaid is just better
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: than Dennis Quaid, right.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: As an actor and just as a person, because I've
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: heard Dennis Quaid is not the greatest guy.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but just like just like the qualities the quality
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: of movies that Jack Quaid has been in already. Oh,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: better than Dennis Quaid. Oh, absolutely, as long as we
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: can agree on that.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, All right, sir, Top three, here we go. What
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: is your number three?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: My number three at the last four out of five
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: on this list is an Irish movie with if I
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: remember correctly, it's basically an all woman cast, which is
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: even better. Fray waka.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: This movie was wild. I loved I loved the lore
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: that they were basing it off of, and I loved
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: how the movie escalated very clearly in regards to the
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: warnings of one of the characters like one of the
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 4: characters like, don't do this, this will happen. Don't do this,
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: this will happen. And then the main character reads a
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: book and it's like, don't do this or this will happen,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 4: and every time she does it, that exact same shit happens.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I loved. I'm so glad that that movie is
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: getting some love because that will also be coming up
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: for me shortly, and it's just so good. Plus the
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: reveal of what is happening I had never seen. I mean,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they exist, but anytime I say I've never seen,
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: it's just because I personally haven't seen a movie based
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: on this type of low And I was like, ooh,
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: that's very interesting. And then I looked up I've.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 4: I've only seen one other and I can't remember the
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: title of it. Yeah at the moment, but it's it's
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: these two parents and like their kid gets snatched instead
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 4: of what's happening in this, but it's the same. It's
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: the same, cause i'd have to look it up. It's
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: in my diary somewhere.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a movie that is very original. And then
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: I looked up kind of the lore and you know,
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: like the quote unquote facts of this thing that's revealed,
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, they nailed the actual real life
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: lore to a te so that was fun. Free Walka
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: is super underrated. I think that one just slipped under
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: everybody's radar. My number three already been mentioned. VHS Halloween
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: literally would have been a five out of five and
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: my favorite in the franchise had it not been for
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: kid Print. I think this is every single short is
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: as good as the last one. I think there's five,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: so four out of five. I was like, this isn't credible.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: And I had heard people complaining about, you know, violence
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: towards kids, and I'm like, I love violence towards kids.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: This is great. And then I saw what I thought
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: everyone was talking about and laughed at it, and I
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: was like, either I'm a sick fuck or everyone's just
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: a little too sensitive, because that was really funny. I
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: feel like we all saw Bloodlines Final Destination and everyone
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: laughed at that scene. But then I got to the
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: actual it's a whole segment and I was like, ooh,
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: this is icky. I don't like this.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and especially with how it ends, and like I'm
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: all for oblique ending, you know, the villain wins or
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 4: the villain gets away to kill another day or whatever. Right,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: but the very specific way that they ended this, it
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 4: was like, all right, well, are you promoting this?
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, what's going on?
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: It's either some weird commentary that I'm missing or yeah.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: It just felt so out of place. And because I mean,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: it's based around Halloween and they're doing these videos for
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: kids before they go out trigger treating, so that way,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: if they go missing, they have a you know, a
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: visual representation of who this kid was. I get it,
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: but it almost felt like they were promoting it, and
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: it felt really weird. And it was the second to
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: last short and it just all the steam that was
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: building up just faded away, and I was like, I
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: hope this last short is good, and it was so
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: then I yeah, I was right back in. If I
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: could just edit that segment out, it would be a
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: five out of five. So all right, sir, you're number two.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: My number two at a five out of five. It
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 4: is twenty eight years later.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: God love it.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: Damn this was and I'm gonna call it zombies even
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: though it's not zombies. Fuck you. This is a perfect
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: zombie movie, like so perfect everything was done right. The
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 4: every character that had speaking lines had the exact amount
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 4: of speed lines.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: Every background character felt like they had a purpose, so
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 4: it wasn't just like random ass milling about. Like everything
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: seemed lived in and real. The camera work was disgustingly insane.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 4: They invented new ways to do things for this movie specifically,
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: and man, just aw, it's so good, and it's so
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: good that the second one isn't even out and they've
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 4: already greenlit the third one. Like, I am so hyped
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: for this franchise.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: Correct that couldn't I'm not gonna say anything because I
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: couldn't have said it better. The only thing I will
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: say is I am a little nervous because January is
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: typically when studios dump things that they're not really sure
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: will do well. But at this point, the first one
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: did so well. I don't think people will go to
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: the theaters to see this one. I also fully trust
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: Na DaCosta as a director because she did Candy Man
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: and that was a five out of five for me.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: And no I and I I saw a clip of
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: her talking about doing Bone Temple, and you know, you
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: can kind of get nowadays when a director's talking about
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: a movie and maybe they're like lying through their teeth
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: about what they think about it, Like they know it's
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: a piece of shit movie, but they gotta go out
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: and promote it anyway, right Nia da Costa, Like the
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: way she's talking about it, I'm like, mmm, I think
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 4: you actually believe what you're saying. And I believe and
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: I believe in what you're saying because you believe in
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 4: what you're saying. So yeah, and I mean, it's it's
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: it's Ralph finds the movie this go around like it.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: He can make a pig look good on stage, so.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: I know he was my favorite part of this movie
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: outside of Alfie, who crushed it. I mean, this is
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: the year for kid in horror movies with between weapons
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: and sinners, and this movie a lot of great, strong
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: kid performances. But it was so I didn't expect to
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: like it as much as I did. And I also
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: gave that a five out of five. We talked about
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: it on the show, so if you'd like to hear
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: Us Wax poetically about it, go listen to the twenty
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: eight years Later episode. It is a fantastic film, and
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: it's also kind of that's another one that's kind of devisive.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: A lot of people hate the camera work. I fucking
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: love the camera work and everything about it. So my
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: number three, or sorry, my number two is the Toxic Avenger.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: At a four point five out of five, is it
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: necessarily deserving of a four point five out of five? No,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. But it's a four point five
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: out of five time that I had in the theater
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: cracking up with my wife. There was like a couple
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: of people who were on the same wavelength as us,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: but then I'd say about fifty percent of the theater
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: wasn't getting the assignment, so I was having to hold
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: in my laughter to not seem like a lunatic because
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: I thought it was hilarious.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: So I'm sitting there's always the best feeling, yeah, and there's.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: Like two people right behind me not laughing at all,
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm just I'm wheezing because I don't want to
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: be so loud. But I fucking love that. It was great.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: Peter d English was great, Elijah Wood It's fantastic, Kevin
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: Bacon is the bad guy. It was just so much
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: goddamn fun and another movie that I did not expect
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: to like as much as I did. And I think
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: our number ones are gonna be syncd up if I remember,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: so hit me with your number one, uh top ten three,
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: number one.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: Out of five out of five. If I could give
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: it a six out of five, I would. If I'm
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: using the shit ass out of ten scale, it's gonna
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: be a ten out of ten. Motherfucking for Rankenstein. Yeah,
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 4: god damn it. I love this movie so much. Like
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: I knew I was gonna be excited about this movie
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: when they announced it, Like, however fucking long ago, an
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 4: eternity ago, it feels like, but like I don't and
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even like Frankenstein as a story all that much.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 4: Like I get it. It's a classic, right, it's it's
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: all right. But when they're like, oh yeah, it's Garamo
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 4: del Toros Frankenstein, I'm like, oh yeah, this is gonna
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: be fucking good. And man, I'm the most perfect cast ever.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: You know me?
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: You know I don't care for me a goth. This
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 4: movie made me like me a goth?
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, okay?
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: Also, Oscar Isaac, every movie he has ever been in
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: was training for him to become Victor Frankenstein. Like when
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: I read in middle school. When I read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein,
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: the character in my head aside from his you know,
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: aside from what the actual context of his life was, right,
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: like the actual image of the character Oscar Isaac as
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: Victor Frankenstein, Like exactly.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah he was. So that's my number one honorable mention.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: I wanted to end. I wanted to have my number
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: one honorable mention be like a like a bang. I
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: didn't want to end it on something that would have
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: been kind of divisive. I put that in my top ten.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I wanted to end on Frankenstein because I knew,
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: I knew I would like it. It's adel Toro. I
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: don't think i've rated adel Toro movie under a four star.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: I mean nine out of ten times, it's either a
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: four point five or a five. I love his work,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: so there was no way I wouldn't like this movie.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: And I was correct. It was a brilliant I loved
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: what he did with it. He was true, true to
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: the book in some aspects, did his own thing. It's
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: dripping with his aesthetic, just the mechanical gears and all
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: of this shit. It's so good. I loved it. If
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: you want to go listen to Michael Vier's on The
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: Shameless Picture Show talk about it. He loved it, and
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: his guest Jason Hillman hated it, and it was a
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: great conversation. I always love when people on a show
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: have too wildly different difference in opinions because it makes
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: for a great conversation. But yeah, Frankenstein was great. I
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: do wish it went full theatrical. Going straight to Netflix
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: and having like a limited weekend was unfortunate. But and
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: then you know, Del Toros said, I think he's done.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: He's gonna explore, explore other things. He made the movie
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: he's been wanting to make for thirty years, and you
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: know what, go crank out some other weird shit. I'm
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: sure you have plenty of ideas, So yeah, go go
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just team up with Ron Perlman. And because they're
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 4: best fucking friends, I mean yeah, and go go do
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 4: something fucking weird that we're all gonna look make like,
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know, make a fucking audio comic book some fuck.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: I'll listen to it as it. Really, I really hope
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: that he does another season of Cabinet of Curiosities, because
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, he just produces it, and he gets
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: directors to do all the segments. I'd love to see
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: a season two of Cabinet of Curiosity. So Del Toro,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 2: I know you're listening. Please please make another season. All right,
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: Well that's gonna do it. For Corey's top ten, my
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: honorable mention, it's been a hell of a year. Next
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: year is gonna be so much fun. Thank you for
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: joining Corey and I will introduce our last and final
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 2: I almost said, guest host Gabriel Proctor. Hello, Top ten
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: of twenty twenty five.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 6: It feels wrong when you don't play the music. This
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 6: is weel like we're going in nude.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: That's a way to put it. My ears feel nude,
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 2: ears feel nude. Okay, well you've heard my top ten
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: Jason picks. You've heard my top ten worst and my
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: top ten honorable mentions. So many fucking lists. Now it's
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 2: time for the final count. I don't know what's the thing.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: It's time for the something ten. Sure. I was trying
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 2: to say it in a different way, but that's just me.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: So my list, I don't know, it's a week. It's
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: weird list. Okay, it's a very strange list. Some of
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: it feels very predictable. Some of it feels like these,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: some of these shouldn't be on there, and then it
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: also feels like there's gonna be movies that no one's
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: even heard of. It's a very weird list this year.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: But uh, definitely a little predictable. It's kind of hard
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: not to be when there's like two huge movies that
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: came out so kind of ruined the fun. But anyways,
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: no need to preamble here, we just need to get
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: right onto the list here. But first, how many horror
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: movies did you watch this year?
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 5: Forty five?
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: Forty five? Okay, so I believe Jason was twenty one.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: Spencer was undetermined, but he did see two hundred movies
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: in theaters this year. Corey was like, thirteen or twelve
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: your forty five and I'm eighty five. Too many fucking
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: horror movies. Oh my god. So let's go to you
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: for your and I have no idea. I have no
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: idea what this top ten is. It's always yours is
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: always the most unexpected because Corey he only watches a
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: certain amount of movies. Spencer's unpredictable as well because he
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: sees a lot too. But yours for some reason always
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: throwing me curveballs.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 6: So yeah, look, as you well know, by the end
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 6: of this year, I had so many four star movies
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 6: I had to rewatch, which you know, I never rewatching
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 6: for the That's not true for the horror movies for
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 6: the year, I never do rewatch. Ever, this year I
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 6: had so many four stars that were so near each
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 6: other in quality in my mind that I was like,
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know if this is in the right order.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 6: I have to rewatch these.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: So I did have twenty two I think four stars, so.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 6: They're definitely movies. You would be like, why aren't these
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 6: on your top ten? That aren't uh oh, that are
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 6: not on my top ten. I mean, I know last
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 6: year threw you off that I had Lisa Frankenstein at
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 6: number one. I was like, it's what I wanted.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: So that's fine, that is this is your list. So
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: that hit me with your number ten, I don't I
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: already hate it, just kidding.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 6: At number ten. This also took a wild switcheroo at
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 6: the very end. Today is Companion interesting?
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: Okay? Many stars?
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 6: That one was at four stars?
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: Four stars? Okay, yeah, it should be said.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of four stars that did not take
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 6: it into the top ten. There's a lot of four
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 6: stars happening.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Companion was Spencer's number seven. It was on
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: my Honorable mention list, and I I told on that segment.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: I said it had a very huge upswing from like
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 2: a two point five to four. And if I didn't
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: say that, I'm saying it now. It's hard to remember.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: When I record three different segments, I don't know what
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 2: the fuck I said. So I'm trying not to be repetitive,
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: but I will see you.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 6: Sorry, everybody I will see in the edit. Well, you know,
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 6: I actually had an different one that would have been
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 6: up there, that would have bumped Companion out of top ten.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 6: But then I thought about it today and which one free.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: Waka ah that should have been in there.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 6: It should have. But the thing is is I thought
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 6: about it. It's like I can't remember from that film.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: I can't remember I watched Companion twice though you didn't
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 2: watch it, Yes.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 6: But I remembered stuff about Companion. I remembered stuff about
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 6: every other movie in my top ten Free Waka blank
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 6: Space and was like, okay, well I can't really put
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 6: in my top ten if it was so good that
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 6: I can't remember a damn thing. It's still up there,
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 6: just not It's fine.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my number ten gonna be I think the my first,
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: like my ten and nine are going to be definitely Like,
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: why Hard Eyes at a four and a half. I
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: don't care what anybody says about this movie. I fucking
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 2: loved Hard Eyes so much.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, this top ten at gonna have anything to do
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 6: with everybody's group opinion. It's more what did we have
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 6: a good time?
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: The top two are definitely the time I had, and
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: then the rest like and then the rest are I
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: feel valid for the list. Yeah, but Hard Eyes, I
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: fucking loved it.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 6: Was so fun. It was it was so fun, and
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 6: it's so unexpected and it was it.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: Was unexpectedly good to me. And again you need to like,
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: please go find Josh Ruben on the internet and the
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: movie will make so much more sense. Oh yeah, but
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: that's a movie that we both rewatched just because I
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: was wanting to revisit the ending because I remember I
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: didn't like it, and while I didn't rate it higher,
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: I still kept it at a four and a half.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, I understand the ending now more because it.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 6: Makes sense I get the silliness more than I did
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 6: the first time, because the first time I was like, what, Yeah,
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 6: Now I'm on board. Now I'm on It's fine, I'm
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 6: there this.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, we don't have very many good Valentine's Day
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: horror movies. Yes, the original My Bloody Valentine is solid.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a three point five for me.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: It's a good time. The remake is fun.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 6: It's got Jensen Ackles, which already bumps it up, and
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 6: Tom Atkinson and the fact that he's in it and
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 6: he's Jensen Ackles.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: And then I mean you have Valentine, which is so
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: bad it's just good.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 6: It's a fun time because you're like, what is this
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 6: plot and why is it happening?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: And then Lover's Lane, which is just trash. That one's
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: that one. So not only is this I mean it's
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 2: my favorite Valentine's Day horror, but it's.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this is gonna have longevity. I think this
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 6: one's gonna be one that gets a following overtime because
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 6: I think people it's one of those movies. I don't
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 6: think anyone knew what was coming, so no one appreciated it.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 6: I think you will have a longevity too.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: I think it'll go a cult following later. But yeah, cool,
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: cool killer, great kills and gore and absolutely hilarious.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 6: Great chemistry with the uh oh yeah too, and you
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 6: could tell everybody was having fun.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's my number ten. You're number nine.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's hard Ice.
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Next my number nine. Definitely divisive. The Monkey.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Just like hard Eyes, I don't care.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 2: I had so much goddamn fun watching this movie. And yeah,
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: is it like deserving of the four and a half? No,
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: but it's a four and a half time for sure.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: I was laughing, I was caggling, I was grossed out
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: at moments. Hilarious and pretty fun. Little uh not really
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 2: a twist, but the good ending, you know, better ending
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: than I thought, and the fact that we got a
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: even though it's not in the Conjuring universe, it is
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: still we still finally got our Monkey movie.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 6: So yeah, I mean I've never mentioned it on this podcast,
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 6: not even once, that all we ever wanted was to
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 6: see what was up with the Monkey and the Conjuring.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 6: And I was like, you know what, I'll take this fan, Frankly,
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 6: this is exactly what I wanted, I wanted chaos, I
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 6: wanted sailing. This THEO James was clearly having a good
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 6: time and it was just ridiculous in the best way possible.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 6: And if you went in expecting serious, you were seriously mistaken.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I you know, It's my theory is the people
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: that this because this came off the heels of Long Legs,
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: totally different movie. So I didn't like Long Legs, but
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 2: I liked this, and I think if people like Long Legs,
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: they're not gonna like this. That's my thing.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 6: I love so much and I appreciate so much when
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 6: horror movies, and we had a lot of them this year.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 6: That's why I think these lists are crazy. People thought
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 6: they were going to be one thing and they were
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 6: something different where the movie was silly yeah and horror.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 6: And we've talked about people don't like those two things together.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 6: But if you're like giving me gore and crazy kills,
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 6: but I'm also laughing, I'm gonna have a good time.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that we talked about that on weapons. Tell
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 2: people you know how the comedy didn't work for some people,
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: and it's like, but it's that's how it would be
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 2: in real life. The lawnmower guy. That would be hilarious
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 2: from a third person's perspective.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 6: Absolutely in horror comedy, Like horror had a very all
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 6: over the place year, but some of these horror comedies.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 6: We got a few really strong horror comedies in my
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 6: opinion this year. Yeah, and this was definitely one of them.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 6: Obviously Hard Eyes too.
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, two back to back horror comedies. And it's really
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 2: funny too because the Monkey is only listed as a
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: horror on IMDb, which I find strange. I think if
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be a horror comedy, you need to place
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: them correctly. If like, if it's firstly a comedy but
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: there is horror, then it should be a comedy. Because
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: there's a big difference for me from a comedy horror
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: to a horror comedy. I don't know why, but there's
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: a difference to me. So gotch number eight for me?
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 6: Wait, yes for you? Okay, uh Clown in a Cornfield interesting. I,
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 6: Like I said, I know this movie was not big
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 6: with everybody. It is rocking a two six on letterbox
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 6: right now. I I gave it a four. I had
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 6: so much fun with this and the ridiculousness of the
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 6: movie and the like the reveal being just like, what, well, you're.
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 2: Not the only one.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: Jason an Spencer also had that in their top ten.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like it was such a funny reveal and
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 6: how like this. The mentality of the younger generations ruining
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 6: everything uh that the older generations built except the older
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 6: generation is clearly the problem, especially in the rewatch where
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 6: it's like the Troublemaker kids, their shenanigans are so light
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 6: compared to what you see in other like horror movies
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 6: or even real world things like ah, we stole year,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 6: we left money. They still left money, They just had
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 6: shenanigans when they got it. Oh, we pranked somebody by
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 6: scaring them. We immediately revealed we were kidding, not terrorized
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 6: them till they're peeing their pants. Like their shenanigans are light.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 6: They're teenagers, and yet sacrifices must be made. That's hilarious.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: No, it's a good time. I give that one of
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 2: four as well.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 6: You know that has a fourth book coming out, there's.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's three already.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 2: Spencer mentioned that my number eight has not been mentioned
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 2: one goddamn time on this episode so far, which is
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: just makes makes me, makes my heart hurt. Uh. Presence,
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: Oh the Monkey was a four and a half, and
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: Presence is also a four and a half. Unexpectedly good
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 2: from the ghost perspective, and it was just a beautifully
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: told story. And I got punished right in the gut
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: with that ending. So oh yeah, that almost cried.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 6: That was one of my four stars. But I'm sorry.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: I just I also really am a huge fan of
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: Steven Soderberg because the man has a wild fucking career.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, he did all of the Ocean's movies. He
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: did Contagion, he did Aaron Brockovich, he did Magic Mike's
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: Last Dance like you do. The man can do everything. Apparently.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: He also did a new one for this year called
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 2: Black Bag, which Michael recommended to us. So yeah, I
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: don't know. Presidence was just an unexpectedly great movie and
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 2: it was quite original. So your number seven, the Monkey,
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: hey there it is? Yeah, but what'd you give that one?
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 6: Four stars?
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 2: Four stars?
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of four There's so many four stars
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 6: from let's see that's number seven all the way down
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 6: to seventeen. They're ten four stars in here.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, wait, ten four stars?
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 6: I have ten movies that were four stars this year.
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, gotcha my number seven, Frey Walker.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 6: It was almost it was almost my number seven. I
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 6: don't remember.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: It's so good, and I believe Corey also had that
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 2: on his Yes, Corey had Frey walka at number three.
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: It was just so good. And then of course the
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: reveal of what was going on, like I mentioned on
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: Corey's segment, was interesting because I had never seen a
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 2: horror movie on that subject and they got the lore
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 2: very right, which I looked up and confirmed.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 6: So I was like, yeah, that dude, And I was
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 6: wearingmbling on about because apparently I have all that just
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 6: on Lockdown and I didn't realize I did. And you
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 6: were like you are You are just sharing everything right now.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm sorry. It's like it's all just bubbling
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 6: to the surface that I know all this.
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah you did. I had no idea. So that's also
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: probably why I gave it a higher rating, because I
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 2: was like, I've never fucking seen this before. Highly recommend
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: Frey Waka. You need to check it out. It's on shutter.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: It's an exclusive or an original or some fucking shit.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what just dropped on shutter by the way,
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: that is so goddamn irritating. The Jesterre two. I didn't
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: want to pay six ninety nine for it because I'm
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 2: a cheap bitch sometimes and I wanted to watch that
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: and put it on the list maybe, But now what's
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 2: on there? So I have to wait until the first
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: So that way I don't include it on what I
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: watch for this year. My brain doesn't make any sense
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: any ways.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 6: You're number six, my number six.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: I think we're gonna link up right here, I think,
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: I think, So what is it?
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 6: It's dangerous animals?
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 2: Oh damn it.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 6: I really enjoyed that did not link up. I gave
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 6: it four and a half.
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 6: Wow. I was really surprised, because you know, I'm not
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 6: as into shark movies as you are.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm kind of I'm not in a bad way,
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: but I'm shocked you gave it such a high rate.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 6: No, shark movies give me raging anxiety. And then it
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, this isn't really about sharks. Okay, I
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 6: can get down with that. But the main actor whose
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 6: name I cannot think of right now, the main.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 2: Guy, oh, the guy who plays the killer.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 6: Gy Courtney, No, not Courtney no, it's no, it's that's
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 6: him right there. I'm looking at it.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: Hi Courtney, j a I oh Ji Courtney.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he played Boomerang and the Suicide Squad movies, Captain Boomerang.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 6: I didn't know he was the bad guy. I already
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 6: like him to begin with. I've enjoyed other films, not
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 6: Suicide Squad guys, relax. Uh, yes, the Suicide Squad, but
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 6: I'm talking about I've seen him on other things besides
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 6: those that I've enjoyed him in, So I didn't know.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 6: So that was already a bump up for me. And
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 6: just the the dynamic, the back and forth, the I'm
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 6: never gonna quit, and the level this girl went to
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 6: non stop. I'm getting out and I will be living. Thanks,
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 6: just no crying, no pleading, just I'll take a finger.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 6: I don't care. I'm leaving. I absolutely loved that. I
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 6: thought it was really a really cool, tense cat and Mouse.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one got a four and did didn't make
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 2: the list because I figured someone else would mention it
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 2: and Jason did, so Yeah, I got lucky there and
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: then you did so Yeah, And.
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 6: Like I said, I was really surprised. I wasn't gonna
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 6: watch it, didn't care about it, and then I wanted
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 6: to get to forty five movies and I put it on.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, this is really fun. I like this.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 6: So it's had a lot of fun with my top
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 6: ten this year.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same my number six. I was really hoping that
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: we would link up on this one because it would
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: make so much sense given the movie Together.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so sorry, Damn, there's.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't think we're gonna link up on
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: any of these at this point. I don't know, we
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: don't know. I think I'm the first one to mention
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 2: Together looking through everyone's list. No Spencer, Okay, Spencer did
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 2: mention it. That was his number four. But yeah, Together
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 2: was incredible. Allison Breda Franca Together amazing and it was
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: just a great body horror movie. And I know you
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: really enjoyed it as well.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 6: So yeah, it was ikey.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: It was icky and funny, and.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 6: They had great chemistry. It's almost like they should be
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 6: married or something.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 2: It felt. It felt lovecrafty and adjacent. Oh, definitely, given
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: the kind of ritualistic CULTI vibes and stuff.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 6: It would have gotten a five if not for that
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 6: one thing. I just don't get fair. You're number five,
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 6: my number five Final Destination bloodline.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, finally give it four and a half.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 6: That was so much fun.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 2: The only person to mention that one thus far was Jason.
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, where's the love for Final Destination?
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 6: And we've and we rewatched all of these and we
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 6: were like, ah, some of these are so cheesy bad,
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 6: especially the three D one.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: Well that's the only but my hot take that is
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: the only bad Final Destination movie is the Final Destination.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: All the other ones, fucking three and a half are
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 2: higher for me.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but this is like such all like this is
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 6: so fun, like you you get those creative kills and
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 6: such an interesting take on the concept and just like
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 6: a wild ride. Like I said, a lot of these
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 6: movies were just a fun time for that.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: Damn looking looking at your list, because I'm keeping tracked.
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  Speaker 2: This is the year for horror comedies.
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  Speaker 6: Every you know I'm a sucker for a horror.
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: Well, every single one of these is a horror comedy.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, even though even though apparently the Monkey is
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 2: not listed as a comedy, I find that strange. Every
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 2: single one of these maybe not dangerous.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 6: Animals, it does have an era of comedy.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: To it, but every single one of these that's crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this this is the year for horror comedy.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I'm a sucker for horror comedy, especially
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 6: in these dark times. Are living in a need a
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 6: little laugh, and comedy comedies are rough out there, So
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 6: you know, horror comedies is where it's at.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, that's all right my number five, right, yes,
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 2: Uh is a movie that no one has mentioned, no
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: one has fucking talked about. I haven't seen anybody, not
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 2: a whisper about this movie Dead Mail. I'm not gonna
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: tell you about it. I'm not gonna tell you. Yeah,
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard one peep about this movie from anybody
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 2: on social media, and of course, you know, I'm not
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: saying I know everybody on social media. But it has
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: a three points out of five on Letterbox, it is
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: on shutter, it is one hundred and two minutes, and
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 2: it is one of the most original indie lo fi
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: movies I've ever fu lofi is that the right word.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's so good. It's one of them.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: Like I said, it's one of the most original stories
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: I've seen, and it's a very specific point in time
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: in the eighties, focusing around like the post office and
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: things that are dead male like when you can't read
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 2: an address that someone's written and you can't figure out
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 2: where it goes. It's dead, Maile, it sits there. It's
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: based around that. It's very like, very Midwestern vibes. Everyone
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 2: needs to see it. It's so good four point five
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: out of five. Also together, four point five out of
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: five as well. Everything's a four point five out of
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 2: five until my top three, so dead Mail. Yeah, please,
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 2: for the love of god, someone go watch that. It's
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: so good. You're number four.
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry to say I did link up with somebody
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 6: on this one. It was just not you. Sponsor Together
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 6: was my number four. Four and a half stars.
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, I guess we're I guess. I guess it's
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 2: over for us.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 2: So okay. My number four a movie that had a
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 2: just like Companion another massive Upswing Sinners nice. Yeah. I
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 2: had that movie like a three when I came out
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 2: of the theater. Then I thought about it and I
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, fine, three point five and then
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, A lot of these three
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 2: point fives that centers is around Cinners is much better
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 2: than I find four. And then we rewatched it. I
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, four and a half, I'm not
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 2: giving it a five. Like I tried to put my
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 2: petty personal vampire lower whatever aside. But that's the only
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 2: reason it doesn't get five. It's because you're petty, no,
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 2: which is I don't like some of the vampire lower
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm still not I'm still not a fan of in
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: that movie. The whole let me in thing got so
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: tiring after a while. Like I get the joke, I
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 2: get the bit letting, but like, we don't have to
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 2: say can I come in? Four hundred times?
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 6: It just bothered me if we want to get in
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 6: the building.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 2: But again, I can't speak enough praise about this movie,
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 2: just cinematically the great probably the greatest movie of the year. Uh,
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 2: it look great. I can't wait to see what Ryan
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: Coogler does if he does more horror. I know he
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: wants to do like Twilight Zone episodes or some shit.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I need him to make more
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: horror because this was brilliant. So yeah, your number.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 6: Three, The Long Walk four and a f stars. Wow, really, yeah,
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 6: I really enjoyed that one. This was the non we
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 6: hit some non funny interries.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: Ah well, I mean the guys you're definitely having fun
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 2: for a bit.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 6: There's some levity moments. I would in no way say
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 6: there was comedy in this. There were levity moments to help.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 6: There was some of the gentry tension, but Stephen ging
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 6: straight up said don't shy away from it, and they didn't.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 6: And you feel that. And I don't think I've ever
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 6: need to see someone try to shit and walk at
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 6: the same time. But here we are.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 2: Here we are Also I did. Mark Hammill was so
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 2: unrecognizable just by his look and his voice. I was like,
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: I remember leaning over to you like that, Yeah, okay,
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 2: really throwing me off with the aviators and the hat
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: and the weird facial hair. He had that beard that
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 2: was shut up. That one got a four from me
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 2: as well. I really did enjoy that one. But yeah,
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 2: this is a fucking bleak story for sure. All right,
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: now we're into the five star territory here. My number three,
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: Final Destination blood Lines five stars. It was as enjoyable,
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 2: if not more enjoyable, than Final Destination two. And I
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: already gave that one five stars, so logically I gave
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 2: Final Destination Bloodlines a five star.
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 6: Wowow to tie, that's weird.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 2: I know, Well what am I supposed to do? I
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: can't downgrade Final Destination too. That's a five star movie
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 2: that impacted an entire fucking generation of people. Yeah, with
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 2: log trucks. Man, So this is this is a movie
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 2: I would give, like, you know, six out of five
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: if I could. But it was just so much goddamn
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: fun and a great return to form after well, I mean,
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 2: I know the fifth one was definitely an improvement over
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: the fourth one, but I really, you know, I told you.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: I told you. I said, they have to do something
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 2: different with the Premonition or it's going to be the
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: same old shit. And that's exactly what they did. I
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 2: was like, there you go, different way to set up
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: the story. They tie it in very subtly without throwing
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 2: it in your face. So yeah, five stars, all right, you're.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 6: Number two, Sinners four and a half, Yeah.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: No, shock there. I know. It's like almost the back
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 2: half is more interesting than the front half, because it's like,
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 2: we had so many strong movies this year. Yeah, oh man,
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 2: this one's not making your list and it makes me
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 2: very sad. But it's fine my number two. Twenty eight
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: years later, we talked about it on the show that's
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: been on. Actually I think yeah, Corey was the only
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 2: one to have that on his top ten.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 6: Oh and Spencer, sorry, if it makes you feel any better,
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 6: it's eleven.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's eleven, all right, I'll take it. Honorable mention
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 2: at least. Yeah, twenty eight years later, you can listen
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 2: to Corey and I on the episode we did this year.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 2: It's a perfect movie for me, all right, number one
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: ready three two one Weapons?
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was my only five star this year.
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 2: Wow. I mean, to be fair, I only had three.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: Typically I've what was it twenty twenty two? I think
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 2: I had like six five star movies because apparently twenty
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: twenty two was the year of fucking bangers. Yeah. Top
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 2: ten of twenty twenty two. Here are all the five
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 2: stars I had Barbarian, The Viewing, Fresh, the Menu X,
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 2: and the Blackwell Go seven. I was so six, I
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 2: had six five stars. Twenty twenty two was a fucking year. Yeah. Weapons.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: I mean we just talked about it on the last episode.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 2: It's so goddamn good, and I'm just very excited to
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 2: see what Zach Creiger does going forward. I feel like
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: he has set the bar very high for himself, definitely,
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: so I hope, you know, it doesn't have I hope
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 2: he doesn't pull an ariaster, you know, because yeah, Hereditary
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 2: midsamar bo was Afraid got a four just because it
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: was a what the fuck? But if you look at
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 2: his track record, it goes for me at least it
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 2: goes five four and a half four. I haven't seen
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 2: Eddington yet. I've been putting it off because I'm scared
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 2: to watch it because I don't want this illusion of
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 2: this director to just crumble in front of my eyes.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: But eventually I'm gonna I'm gonna have to watch Addington.
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 6: Bo's Afraid really put me off.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: Man, was it the giant monster thing?
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 6: Because that was mostly yeah, but it was not the
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 6: That was not the only thing. It's just the whole
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 6: film put me off in general. I'm like, can you
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 6: know I'm along for the weird rides, yeah movies, but
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 6: this was not it for me.
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 2: Well, there you have it. A slightly predictable yet unpredictable
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 2: top ten from both of us.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 5: I regret none of my choices.
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: I regret none of my choices. It's a pretty solid
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: year for horror if you ask me. Definitely the year
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: of horror comedies for sure. Yep. All right, so that's
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: gonna do it. For twenty twenty five, we do have
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 2: one more episode that is released on the same day
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 2: as this episode, which is our bonus for December. And
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to Eduardo Sanchez, Alejandro Bruges and Mike Mendez
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 2: about Satanic Hispanics. I think I mentioned this on that recording,
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: but it was like a month ago and I don't remember.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 2: But next year we have a very fun theme that
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 2: we have dubbed the Monsters of the Month Club. So
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 2: each month will be a different monster or entity being
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 2: fucking antagonist, Like like January is haunted houses. It's not
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 2: a monster, but whatever. You know, We've got vampires and
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 2: zombies and were wolves. Oh my, and it just made more.
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 2: It just made sense to call it the Monsters of
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 2: the Month Club. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 2: We have five movies for each month. We have an
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 2: Essential Viewing, a deep cut, a modern one International, and
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 2: then a wild card. So that and these are picked
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: by me, so it's not necessarily written in stone somewhere.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 2: It's just these are the ones I felt are essential.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 2: These are the ones I feel are deep cuts.
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you feel into the show?
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean house Wu was gonna be done at
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 2: some point because it has to. That's probably why I
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 2: did hant Haunted, Haunt. Yeah, the month. Oh, they're all puns.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 2: So January is Hantuary manner m hm. I can't remember
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: what the tagline was, but it's good and I'll talk
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 2: about that later. But we're gonna do away with the
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: oscars obviously, we are doing away with Adjason picks for now.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go back to what have we been watching?
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 2: IMDb round up and then the movie itself, and we're
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 2: just gonna talk until we're done. I have kind of
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 2: stripped down the format. Instead of hitting all these fucking
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: fifteen bullet points, We're just gonna talk and we're gonna
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: talk until we run out of steam. That's what we're
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 2: gonna do.
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 6: Yay.
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 2: It just makes more sense because at some point during
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 2: the episode I'll be like, all right, well we have
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 2: to get to these points, let's cram them in really quickly,
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 2: and it's just too much pressure. I just want to
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 2: talk about a movie. Yeah, So the first movie up
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: in January will be The Haunting from nineteen sixty three,
• 2:26:48
  Speaker 2: based on the Haunting of Hill House book by.
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 6: Someone good old what's their face something Crane. That's the
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 6: name of the character.
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 2: Damn it it is. I'll tell you more about it
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 2: on that episode. It's a surprise, so go check out
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 2: the bonus episode where I'm talking to three directors. It's
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun and we will see you in
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six for Hantuary manner. So until then, stay
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 2: tuned and stay spooker.