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SOME FUN LITTLE CHAT WITH MIA AND LIV · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, good morning. Welcome to the latest episode.
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I've called me Mistress. I'm your Hostess and you know,
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Madam Liv is here. Hiya.
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I didn't say, but I am Mistress Mia, by the way.
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I I wondered why you left that out, but I wasn't going to say
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anything. Like attention on me.
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I don't like it. Yeah.
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Sometimes I'm like, sometimes I'm like, I like the attention,
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but it's more like when I'm behind the mask, I like the
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attention. But when I'm like my own self,
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I'm like don't look at me, don't look.
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At me. Don't look at me.
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You're like, don't look at me dumb.
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Yeah, Like, shut up. You do good work.
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Or change, all right. So Liv, here's the deal.
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I went and back and updated because we have 18 days before
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this party. 18 days. 18 days. Oh my God.
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It's March 1st, you know, February goes by like nothing.
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I got to finish my outfit. Yes, we got to get this shit
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rolling. Yeah.
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And for the next two weeks, you know, we've got to get stuff
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ready, prep stuff, you know, clean stuff.
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We got to get all this together. Yeah, we got to get this house
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in order. Yeah, So interestingly enough,
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here's the thing. I'm going to read this
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announcement to you and then you can say whether or not it's too
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mean, because when people come to the party, this will be your
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first party. So you'll be a good judge of
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character with this. You can tell me.
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Hey, Mia, you sound like a bitch, but here's my deal.
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So at every party, we go back and we move furniture out.
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We clean under furniture, cushions, we clean outside,
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everywhere. You know, I hate trash in the
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yard. I hate that.
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And then they go up and down the streets to make sure that no one
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has left condoms, bottles, beer cans, whatever.
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But it happens. And people have thrown shit in
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my neighbor's yard. I hate that, right?
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And so one day after a party, someone even shit on the street
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in someone's yard, you know, left toilet paper and everything
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else there, and they had to clean that up.
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Wow. Yeah.
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So. That's like, are we dealing with
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adults? Yeah, I don't think so.
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I think we're dealing with drunk people a lot of times.
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Think about them being drunk. And, well, sometimes still shit
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doesn't. You brought the toilet paper.
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You were prepared. I know now that's something
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else. I so when people come through
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the gate, I say, hey, look, here's our list of rules.
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And I'm going to reiterate those again, But I went ahead because
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a lot of people message me on fat and they're like, hey, do I
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need to be vetted? Hey, what are the rules?
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Hey, you know, and it's like, I want to try to cover everything
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because then people contact me the day of the party with no
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concept that we're getting shit ready.
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Like I make the food, you know, I set up things outside where I
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sit and I have to make sure everything's in order.
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I have to make sure the wristbands are done.
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I'm just everything in that context.
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Everybody else is helping me set up the tents.
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I have to go around and make sure the beds are nice and
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things are pretty. And so Needless to say, I went
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ahead and I put the list and I put some things on fat on the
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announcement of the party. So I'm going to read this
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announcement to you and you can tell me if I'm being a bitch.
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The one thing I did leave out, and I need to put that on here
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is do not get fucked up. That's usually my number two
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rule. So I'm going to have that on
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there as well. OK.
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So it's all things British, a British invasion.
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And a lot of people have asked me, what does that mean?
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I was thinking like the British teeth, like the Tea Party.
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Yeah, You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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I didn't think Austin Powers. I thought like the Boston Tea
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Powers. Yeah.
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And it doesn't have to be Austin Powers because I didn't specify.
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Well, I'm just. Saying I got my fem fem bot.
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Oh my God, yeah. You are a fem Dom but you know
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fem bot. Yeah, Fem bot.
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Yeah. So it encompasses all things
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British, right? So I was looking up, I made some
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TikTok videos and I was looking up like people who go and are
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from the UK. And honestly, it's like all my
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favorite singers, you know, Genesis with Phil Collins,
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George Michael, Sade, I mean, all these people, Beatles, you
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name it, and they're fucking British.
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I had no idea. Like, Sade was.
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Yeah, English. I had no idea.
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They always they sound like great English when they're
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singing. I know.
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Yeah, totally. So Needless to say, Needless to
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say, anything that is British, I reiterate with people, you know,
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you and Barbie and Ruby, you're all dressing up as fembots.
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You know, you're dressing. You're pink and you're fuzzy.
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It's gonna be adorable. Charles is going to do Doctor
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Evil. You know, it's cute.
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So other people, I encourage them, hey, you just want to
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dress like something cool and groovy and you know people are
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going to do that. Groovy, you're making me think
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80s party. No, Groovy was in the 60s.
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You're so young, but it was like big flowers and, you know,
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butterfly collars. That was the 60s that.
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Was laughing in like 80s. No, that that was the redo of
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the the Bradys. Oh, you're so young.
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I'm sorry. No need to apologize.
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That you young. Don't you remember hearing about
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Woodstock? OK, go back and read in Google
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about Woodstock. Woodstock was this huge, huge
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thing that they did in the late 60s and it was all about peace
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and love. And all these hippies, millions
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of hippies came and partied for like a three day weekend or four
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day weekend. And there's actually a movie
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about, it's really cool. But all these amazing bands were
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there. Led Zeppelin, Alabama.
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No, not even Alabama fucking, but Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix,
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Janis Joplin, all these people from the 60s were there.
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Oh well, cool. You know, I threw in Alabama
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because I think of my friend Crystal.
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Crystal. Crystal.
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All right, give me these. All right, announcements.
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OK, you ready? I've bored everyone enough.
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All right friends, blokes and wankers, come join us for a
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British celebration. Dress is your favorite British
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folk and come play at the Manor 21 and over.
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BYOB and always drama free, no clicks or crap, just come well
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dressed. After your fine afternoon nap,
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there's always a nice dinner and this time it will be British
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inspired. At this glorious event, we'll be
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celebrating some incredible people in the lifestyle.
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Goddess Draggling is having her birthday celebration with us and
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our dear friends Shaman and Barbie too, so don't be a boob.
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Stop by and say hi. Give them a big British birthday
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surprise. Everyone always asks me the
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rules, so here goes #1 not everyone wants to fuck you.
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This is all consensual fun, so don't be a douche #2.
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Come through the side gate by the garage when you arrive.
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I'll meet you there. Cash is preferred #3 no, you
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don't have to be vetted to attend because honestly, if
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you're a douche, you'll hide your douche baggery until a
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party begins. So fingers crossed you'll behave
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like an appropriate adult #4 Respect the wristbands.
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Everyone will be given a color-coded wristband at the
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gate. You will choose one of three
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colors. Black is always leave me the
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fuck alone because you may just want to come and watch and eat
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and not play. That's OK.
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This is an adult party. But you have no obligation to
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play. There's no pressure #5 respect
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your neighbors, respect my neighbors.
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Don't show up naked. Wear appropriate clothing until
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you get to my gate. There are children in the
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neighborhood. So to the man who I had to give
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my coat to to get to his car, bring my coat back.
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You're an idiot for wearing a black harness and nothing else
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to the party. Bring my coat back.
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Bring my fucking coat back. Here we go.
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Number six, Don't shit in my yard or street or anywhere in my
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neighborhood. This is not New Orleans.
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I have toilets. Don't be a barnyard animal #7 do
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not litter my neighborhood. My neighbors do not want to pick
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up your cans or condoms or your shit in their yard on a Sunday
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morning. Again, don't be a fucking pig #8
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don't trash my fucking house. I'm not your maid.
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Use the damn trash can. Don't piss on my floor and don't
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throw your fucking trash or condoms behind my furniture.
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That happens all the time. Yeah, I know.
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We see. We found one by the water
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heater. There you go, and.
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You're like what? Yeah, you realize at this point
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that I have to make these rules because people have actually
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done these things right? OK so don't be a fucking pig #9
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Use tongs and spoons when getting food from the tables.
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No one wants your cum stained fingers in the food.
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Be respectful #10 please don't bring glass bottles, they get
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dropped and things get messy and someone can get hurt #11 don't
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fuck on my furniture with nothing underneath your bare
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ass. I love you but I don't need your
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dirty butt hole or come soaked vagina on my leather or cloth
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furniture. I condition and clean my
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furniture already. I don't need your juices, you
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like that. I used to call it cookie crumbs.
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Oh lovely #12 bring a towel if you want to swim or get naked
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#13 I can't stress this enough. Use, use, use the trash cans.
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Don't leave your garbage everywhere from me or my staff
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to pick up. Aside from that, come and enjoy
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yourself. This will be a kick ass party
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with a game or two. Lots of sexual fun, good food
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and great music. DJ Tony will be here so come and
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party it up. We offer sessions at the event
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as well so you can come see Barbie Liv or Ruby.
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They're We're always happy to give you a public or private
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session at the event. And if the party is too pricey
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for you, e-mail me. I'm happy to give anyone a
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discount. Sounds nice enough, right?
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I guess, yeah. Or does it sound like I'm a
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total bitch it? Doesn't sound like you're a
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bitch, just sounds like you're setting the rules.
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OK, just clarification. I I wanted somebody and they're.
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Sensitive who? Sends it, yes.
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You can cry. You yelled at like, yeah, we'll
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talk to Liv and see what she said.
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Yeah, it sounds. It sounds fine.
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OK, good. Because you know, honestly, it's
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just one of those things that people think it's cool with no
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regard that they need to just throw their shit stuff.
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It's just. Funny that we have to actually
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set rules like that. What?
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You know, I saw three people one time, they came in as like a
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group. They were waiting for their
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their their wife or girlfriend to show up.
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So it was a couple and their friend.
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And they thought it would be cool to pop off their bottle
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caps with their bottle opener and leave the bottle caps right
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in front of me. Wow.
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There's people that walk around barefoot.
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Yeah, everywhere. And I said, hey, what the fuck
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are you doing? Pick your shit up.
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Yeah. What's wrong with you?
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You know, this is not a frat house.
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These are fucking grown ass adults who walk barefoot.
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What if someone's to step on that?
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Yeah, You know, same with the glass bottles.
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We had Somebody brought a glass bottle last time and broke it in
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the fucking mud room. It's just, you know, stuff gets
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messy. But anyway, I go on and on.
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I I could go on and on. I'm not doing it.
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OK, so change subject client. Oh, God, I have to edit this.
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No big deal. All right, so the last person
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you saw in the dungeon, was it Mandy or is it someone else?
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It was the guy with the guitar. I think, Oh my God.
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No, no it was not. It was my ABDL.
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OK, well let's back up to guitar guy.
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Guitar guy. Tom is cool with you saying his
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name, he doesn't give a fuck. But here's my deal.
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He's going to come see you again this Thursday.
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Really. FYI.
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So he, he loved whatever happened.
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OK, well, good. Because we didn't get to really
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finish. Because you were just like role
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play. I'm.
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Not good at it. You're just not good at it's
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what you think, but apparently you played it off pretty well.
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Yeah, but what he specifically asked for I wasn't able to give
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him. But I did try, you know, to do
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it as much as I could. And.
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He just wanted a. Specific word play and I'm just
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like, I couldn't figure out what he wanted, you know, like
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they'll get asked the questions like am IA bad boy just to hear
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they want that received. So I have to like listen to them
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very well to be able to figure out exactly what they want.
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But sometimes I'm like, can you just tell me in the beginning?
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Can you know what surprise Tom is?
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I've known this man for years. Like he's come to see me and
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whoever else in the dungeon for 10 years, I think minimum.
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But he looked at me. He was shocked that I even
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remembered. But I tell people all the time I
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have an incredible memory. Yeah, you're.
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An elephant. It's crazy, but the way he what
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he said, I told him I'm like Dad Tom, I remember what you like.
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So he likes the extreme fetish of extreme bondage.
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He loves the smell of leather so.
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I put him in the latex bed. Next time, I think on Thursday,
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you need to wear that leather jacket.
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You have that leather coat. It's a brown jacket though.
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Come on, that one. Oh, OK, yeah, it's.
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Next leather. Wear it and I can wear like
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jeans. I feel like you'd think that's
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cute. Yeah, 100%.
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Jeans and that little brown leather jacket.
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Yeah, he would love craft shop. Yes, he would love that because
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he told me years ago that he loved the idea of being
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suffocated with the smell of leather because him and his
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sister, Oh no, him, his sister and her friends.
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Excuse me? They would gang up on him, tease
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him, throw him to the ground and like suffocate him and tickle
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him. Yeah, that's not what he wanted
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this time. Yeah.
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Or this past time. Yeah, he was.
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Really. Which I told him I was like, you
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need to write me a song, and it better not be sad because you've
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seen a lot of sad songs. I was like, no, you're fixing
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this. You're gonna want to write me a
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song. It's going to be about me.
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Or just happy. Either way, a.
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Happy ass song from not coming in here and making me sad,
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right? Because it will get into me a
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little bit. I was like boy, because he
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started about singing about his wife that passed away and I'm
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just like, uh, uh, you cut the shit off.
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We ain't bringing sadness in here.
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Damn, yeah, that crazy. What are you doing?
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Yeah, he lost his wife last year to cancer.
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Yeah, he was telling me about it.
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I know it was really hard because you know, he was talking
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about her a lot through his music.
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Yeah. And so it was making me sad and
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I was like, Oh my God, you know, don't get all soft hearted.
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I was like let me dumb make it happy.
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That's horrible. That's horrible.
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Yeah. Tom and I, we used to meet in
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Biloxi at the casino, and he would get us a room and I would
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take and tie him to a chair or use plastic wrap on him in a
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chair and just torture the shit out of him.
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And he would never last. Like, never.
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Yeah, he was always calling mercy by the end, but he loved
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it. OK, now talk about the adult
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baby. I love this adult baby.
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Do you? I hurt his feelings a little bit
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though, because when I first started, he was talking about
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the things that he he wanted. And honestly, I wasn't even in
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the room at this moment in my mind.
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And I was like, OK, I'm going to do the session how I would
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normally play it out and not do it because he was wanting
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something like more Dom, let's go this way.
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And I was like, let me just do what I'm going to do.
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If you want something more intense, go to somebody else.
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And he felt like it was a rejection to him, like he wasn't
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good enough or And I was like, I didn't even realize that, but he
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wasn't able to get into a subspace after that.
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So when I whipped him, he started crying.
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You know which. Oh shit at.
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First I was like, maybe he hit a boundary and that's a good
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thing. Like, yeah, because I, I have
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gotten gotten to the point where like, hey, like when you whip
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and you let it out, it like it's like a certain kind of release.
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Yeah. But I just kissed him on the
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cheek, told him I was there for him.
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And then we did the ABDL part portion of the of the session,
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which was like, he colored me a pretty picture, put it on my
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refrigerator. You know, he's probably about
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two. I'm thinking OK.
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I don't know, probably 2 to 4 is probably, I don't think he
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knows, but just I think he's about two to four.
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And honestly just the way that we've grown together in it
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because we started out like to nothing and just kind of like
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experienced it. He's literally my favorite
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because we've just been learning as we go and it's just gotten
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more and more diving into what he wanted, opening himself up to
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it. Yeah, Well, he's a special guy.
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He really is. He's very sweet.
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He's nice to get along with. I mean, very easy and
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personable. But here's the interesting
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thing. So Pensacola is decently big,
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right? That's all right, but we're
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known in the South for all of the fucking churches we have.
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OK, Hundreds. And just in Pensacola alone,
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I'm. Sure it is, whenever It's like a
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Dollar General, one on every corner.
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So tell me this, what is the chance that the two people that
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were here at the time, because I was seeing someone upstairs and
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you were seeing someone in the dungeon?
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Did they know each other? They didn't know each other
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because I'm not telling either of them about each other.
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But I did say to my puppy, you want to hear something funny?
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The person downstairs that live is seeing today and I'm seeing
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you. You both went to the same church
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growing up. Now tell me.
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That's not shit, puppy Sissy. Yes.
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Oh wow. Yeah, how you like that?
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We're always getting people of religion and military people.
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Those are the two I feel like we've been getting like majority
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of the people that come in are religious or have a strong
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religious background or is military.
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Yeah. Wow, makes me look at military
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people different though because I'm over here like I think I
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know you're kink. That's like I know who you like.
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I know. Because I'm sure.
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A lot of people know each other and they don't realize that
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they'd be walking in. Oh God.
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Charles saw Mandy walking out and he was like, I bet you Mandy
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had a good time. I was like, what do you mean?
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He was like, yeah, she was whistling and she was walking
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out. And I was like, well, glad.
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I'm glad she had fun whistling on her way out.
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Oh. That's so great.
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Yeah, it's so great. I like playing with Mandy.
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Yeah, she's pretty awesome, honestly.
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Aside from that, we're going to have, we have Wednesday,
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Thursday, Friday left and we have a busy week still, so
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there's more people to see. Yeah, there's a lot going on
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this week. Yeah, plenty of spaces left for.
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People though, absolutely. Aside from that, what else?
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Oh, I'll tell you this much. I recorded a session with Barbie
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did this week. I didn't see it, is it uploaded
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already? Yes, it is uploaded.
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It was, it was for Monday. OK, This one's going to actually
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go up today. OK, yes.
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Barbie and I, we were recorded this one and we were really
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getting into it. And at the very end my computer
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asked me something else that I really wasn't used to doing and
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I hit the wrong button and it deleted the whole episode.
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Oh my. God, we already planned on
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recording too. But yeah, that one was bye bye,
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gone forever. Oh wow.
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So I'm like OK fuck it. But we end up recording a second
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one. We post it Monday and it was
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interesting. I, I like to tell the story
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about the dead dog. It's a sad story, but it's a
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funny story. It's a crazy story and you know,
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there's an abduction scene involved in all of it, but it
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was, it was a funny story, honestly.
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Go listen to it. Yeah, it was funny.
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I've told a few times on the podcast, but I, I'm always
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telling you, it seems with the different Hostess host, you
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know, and so, you know, it's funny, when are we going?
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To start videoing our sessions. Very soon.
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Because my my tea set still hasn't come in yet.
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Well, you know, Bree just got me a tea set for my birthday.
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Oh well, perfect. Yeah, I opened it last night,
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but it doesn't have the Creamer Sugar Bowl.
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You can get like clear or diamond looking.
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Yeah, they would look really pretty with whatever it is.
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OK, so this is it's rose, it's roses, but it is clear.
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Oh, OK, so. It works.
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It would work perfect, yeah. TJ Maxx or no I'm.
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Going to let you find the Sugar Bowl in the Creamer.
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I'll show you what I have and I looked up that brand and they
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didn't have the sugar in the bowl and all that made with it.
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That's weird. So you'll have to get something
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different. That's fine.
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TJ TJMaxx Ross always has some like random things like that.
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Yeah, they do don't. There's like one one piece.
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You can't have the whole thing, but here's one piece.
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OK, All right. Well, Liv, I think we've bored
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them enough with our bullshit. Sure.
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You know, I hope people come to the party.
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We have, God well over 200 plus people.
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I think it's in the three hundreds now of people that have
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shown interest. Yeah, but I think, like, there's
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less than 100 that have signed up.
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But in truth, a lot of people just sign up.
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They sign up and they don't come.
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But then, you know, we post on many other sites, you know, and
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advertise for the party, OK. And we have people come from all
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over, which is super cool. But yeah, I hope people come and
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enjoy themselves. And, you know, aside from my
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mean ass rules because I still think I sound mean.
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But you know, I just want people to enjoy themselves.
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Oh yeah. That's what the whole it's a
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party. For a party, A Yeah, yeah.
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We just want to make it kids, you know, we're adults.
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It's supposed to be classy. Yeah.
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Trashy. Classy.
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It's classy. Trashy.
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Yeah, it's classy. But fun?
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Yeah, it's supposed to be like an erotic adult.
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Sexy. Yes.
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Yeah. Not shitting out in the yard.
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That's not sexy at all. Except, you know, for some
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people it might be. AJ, where you at?
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AJ knows he's like, I clean it up for you.
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Yes, shit. We don't want that.
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Still. OK, well until then, Liv, what
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are we talking about Now We're on.
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Call me Mr. What? Yeah.
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Oh, call me Mr. What show is this, Liv?
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I don't know. Bye, guys.