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The Bachelorette "If You Don't Show Up, You'll Be Shown Out" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Welcome back, darlings.
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It's me Amy Phillips, your bitch wife, right here on a Thursday aka
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Peel behind the Curtain. It's actually Tuesday that I'm recording this because right now
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I am in Michigan and I'm sure real time, hopefully my flight got there.
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Joining me today, Deanna Chang. How are you, Deanna? Amy
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Phillips, I'm here. I'm happy. I'm excited to talk to you.
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Oh, I'm so excited too. We're doing the Bachelorette today and you are
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right up on that microphone. We did some audio adjustments before we began.
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Deanna was like, what can I do to make this better? And I
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said, just ride that microphone, honey, and don't And I mean that
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in the most Luanne and Sonya kind of way that I could possibly say it.
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And so here you are up on that mic My lips are on the
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foam Experior. You have the proper term for it, because you are a
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sound goddess, like Amy knows her goddamn sound information. She was like,
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oh, put the schumagga waga back on and do this or that, and
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so my lips are on this shebang yeah on the pop screen, which I
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believe me, I did not direct her to do that. She's doing that
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on her very own. I just said, just get close to it.
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She's chosen to literally eat the mic. And so darlings, just know,
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you know that's what That's what it is. Today we are doing Bachelorette.
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As I mentioned, I should be in Michigan as of right now and tomorrow
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Friday. Podcast that will be airing is a special podcast with your bish Therapist
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and it will be covering Kathy, Kim and Kyle, the sisterhood that we
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are all very much intrigued by. We do a very quite the deep dive.
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Well I should say she did the deep dive. I was just along
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for the ride. But what an amazing and interesting conversation that we had.
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I mean, it is worth listening. And if you are not subscribed to
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my Patreon, that is an example about what you get on my Patreon and
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other things. So patreon dot com backslash Drama Darling. And then on Monday,
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because I will be in the air flying back to Los Angeles, the
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show that's gonna air. Then I have the stew crew on you guys,
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have heard me talk about the Stue crew. It's a gaggle of flight attendants
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that have been listening to me four years who have been so supportive. Well,
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I finally wrangled them together. I got four flight attendants on the line
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with me and I interviewed the heck out of him and was like, tell
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me everything, good, bad, ugly. You know, there are a
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lot of things that they can't say, but they said a lot. And
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here's to tell you how serious we are about this. There's anonymity there,
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like names, faces, airline redacted. Okay, so it's a great episode.
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I will not be posting the video on Patreon because you cannot see their
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faces. And it's great. It's great. We get a lot of tips
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and tricks. And on that note, I woke up this morning to an
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email saying, like time to check in right, And then a couple emails
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later, I get one that says, hey, check out your upgraded seat
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and I said, come again, sure enough, And this has never happened
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to me, but I'm upgraded to Comfort plus. Yay, thank you,
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Dan, Yay, come on, thank you, thank you. I know
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it's it's an emotional day for me. I've never gotten this before, and
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I didn't even you know, it's in my settings, like always consider me,
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you know, when you're consider me when you're upgrading, if there is
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tough space for me, like consider your bitch wife. And they did,
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they did, and I woke up to just the news I wasn't I didn't
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even know I was in the running. I don't even know it was that
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close. And I just want to thank Delta. I want to thank all
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my medallion points. I want to thank all my flights back and forth in
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New York City. Gosh, this is good stuff. Wow. And I
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really look forward to you. I know, I know because I when I'm
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flying by myself, I don't need comfort Plus. I never upgrade to it
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because I can save the money. Now, when Brett is flying with me,
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because he's a giant, he refuses to do anything other than comfort plus
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and always coming from LA the flights are very long, so he's a little
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diva and refuses to fly economy. So I have to, you know,
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bend to his as a good wife does. Kidding Now, I'm like,
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well that's fine, I'll all fly comfort with you whatever. But like when
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I'm on my own, I'm not gonna be putting that coin out, so
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sure enough, you know, there there we have it. And I don't
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know if it's And let me tell you, I don't think it's the STU
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crew because I don't think they They didn't even know I was flying, and
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they certainly didn't know where I was going or when, so I can't give
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them any credit. Plus, who knows that they even work for the airline
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that I'm flying on? So many wow a questions? That's I mean,
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I feel like the stew crew may have put out a word at large,
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because I do think all of these flight attendant people have like some kind of
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connection going, and I think they might have been like flag the name Amy
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Phillips, like we gotta we gotta elevate her, but on these flights,
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we gotta give her some light. Now come us, Can you walk me
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through? Is that legs or is that room around the left legs hips?
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And buddy Buddy bunny, Yeah, you all listen to is Candy's songs and
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comfort plus and you got a hiss? I mean, no, what do
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you what are you asking me? If it's not business class? It's not
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you know, it's just a little more comfortable than economy. It's less comfortable
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than business class or first And yeah, I mean it's in the name comfort
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plus like you are. No, they're not over it, over delivering in
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the name, but they're they're letting you know, guess what, You're gonna
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be more comfortable, right, And then plus you get more attention in terms
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of like I want to say, drinks, maybe you get one more service,
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or you get something something along the lines of being taken care of,
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whether it's beverage or otherwise service. So the plus is something I'm not certain
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about, but I know there's a plus or will be revealed, like you'll
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be able to come back with like plus details like it's like the bed bath
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and beyond. You know, sometimes you don't know what the beyond's gonna be.
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You don't and so the plus they're closed there plus very very unfortunately.
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Yeah, yeah, but yes, I will come back with the plus.
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Deanna, Oh, I forgot one of my ring lights isn't on. Oh,
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darlings, I need my lighting. Where's my lighting? Oh my gosh,
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here it is. Here's my lighting. I feel so much better.
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Okay, well enough about that, Deanna Chang. We have some dish to
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serve up to day dish. Forgive me if this feels late to you,
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but it's a Tuesday for me, so it's you know, some of this
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news needs to come out now, but you're getting it on Thursday, So
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I apologize if it's late. But anyway, as you know, the Bravo
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Con ticket sales began last week for just a short amount of time for those
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three day passes. Now, if you're a Bravo insider, and the only
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way to do that is just to basically go to Bravo website and sign up
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and give them your email. That's all. You're not doing any You're not
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like sign up for Genshaw's you know telemarketing scheme. Don't worry about it.
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Also, this is not a hashtag add I don't gain anything for I don't
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care. Anyway, you get you know, insider information, and so one
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of which is like last week, you would have gotten an email that says,
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hey, Ravo insiders, you get a pre sale. You get to
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like you get to buy your tickets on pre sale before the tickets actually go
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on sale. So that was a benefit. Now I got something that says
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that one day tickets will go on sale on seven twenty eight, which I
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believe is this Friday, meaning tomorrow, and another special offer for insiders will
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hit your inbox on Thursday, which is today, So insiders, check your
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inbox. I don't know what that surprise is, but those of you who
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got the three day passes, congratulations. I understand it was a mad rush
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and it sold out like you know, hotcakes. I don't. I don't
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have a reference. I'm I was born in nineteen forty. But so yeah,
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you know, it's sold out like within thirty seconds. And I know
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several people who didn't get tickets. I didn't even try. I don't know.
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I'm just going on a wing in a prayer. You are not locking
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in your tickets? Amy, do they give it to you? I mean,
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how does it work? So right now? So I'm definitely going to
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Bravo Kanda do my cabaret, which details to come, details to follow.
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I just need to iron out some other details and let you guys know what's
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going on with that in terms of like ticket sales and stuff. But I
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do have a theater and I'm planning on doing my cabaret me on Thursday,
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Friday and Saturday night. Wow. Wow. Yeah, it's going to be
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very exciting. I just need to get those ticket sales up. But keep
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that in the back of your mind if you want to come see this,
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you know, just insanely bonkers show and it's fun because it's at night.
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So if you're not doing the add ons, like it'll be at nine.
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I believe it's at nine or ten. I need to figure it out because
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some of it I didn't want to like have a conflict with the watch What
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Happens Lives and stuff. So I just need to work out the time.
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But anyway, that being said, I will be there for that. I
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have pitched doing a cooking panel with chef Stewart Okeefe and I'm hoping that we
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get to do that because if we do do that, then we do have
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an all day pass the day that we do the panel. Okay, that
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being said, so what I might do is at least like get a one
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I might just buy a one day pass for like the Friday or something like
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that, because Bravo needs to just get you together, like I don't want
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you buying any so, you know, and I don't know if I'll be
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hosting any other panels because sometimes they don't you know, they're working out so
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many of the bigger picture things that they you know, they can't worry about
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the smaller things until later. And they know they've got a bevy of people
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that they can pull from, so there will be no lack of panelists two,
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I mean people who can host their panels. So that being said,
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I can't wait on the security of them. You know, taking care of
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me. Need to take care of myself is essentially That's what I've learned.
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Mel Robbins said it. You know, no one is coming to save you.
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I need to take care of myself, and that is a big lesson
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that we should all learn. No one's coming beside you. So but I
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do think that Darlings need to get it together and book their Cabareami's tickets so
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that that's locked and loaded, so we know we can move and shake.
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Yeah, absolutely, but they're not on sale yet so that's why they can't
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really, But we're working on it. No, we're real close. We're
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real close. This is exciting. It's so exciting. I'm just excited to
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like, I will be there no matter what. And but I think now
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that we've talked through it, I think I've got my plan. I'm gonna
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just get a one day pass. What are you gonna do? I am
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very intimidated by cons of any kind. So you're not going, And I
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understand, I respect. This is the only one, I think because it's
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here. It's not in New York, you know here meaning Vegas. Right,
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it's so close, it's right, It's like you don't have to go
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all the way over that. Yeah, totally, you could drive there,
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like I could drive there. I could get there, so you know,
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it's not off the table completely. I just also feel that I get overwhelmed
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by that many people and so I just don't know me like I would like
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someone, just like I would like someone to get get it sorted for me.
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But as you said, that ain't gonna happen. No, I guess
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No. I'd like to be whisked in and out and told what to do
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and where to go. And I know, and that's it, that's what
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because a con is overwhelming. It is. But we're not real housewife,
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we're not bravolebrities, so we won't get whisked in and wisked out under you
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know, understood, So I need to figure out. I mean, if
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you're not getting wisked in and wist out. I'm sure. I mean,
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I know, what's that. Nary a person has been like hey, but
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I I well, let's it's hypothetical. You know. Let me say this.
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It was different the last time that I did it. I'm not saying
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that I haven't been wisked in and wisked out because the last two times that
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I've done it, I have hosted a couple of panels. I have had
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the you know, the the all access like you know that happened, but
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it wasn't for it wasn't because I I mean, I'll say this, I
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just got pretty lucky towards the end, you know what I'm saying, like,
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okay, and I was really gambling with it all working out, which
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it did, and I just don't want to have to gamble like that anymore.
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It's too stressful. But last year, you know, we Stuart and
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I got we were blessed. We were hashtag so blessed by the Bravo con
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gods that we did our panel, our cooking panel, and we had a
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Kiosk. They allowed us to have a booth to sell our cook It,
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Spill It, Throw It. The Not So Real Housewives Pardy Cookbook, and
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so for that reason, we were in and out. We were all over
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that con like white on rice like it was there was no way you could
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look and not see us. We were every ware Like wow, it was
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it was insane. It was so much fun. It was so great.
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It was one of the greatest times of my life. That being said,
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don't no if we're going to even get a booth, because it's different this
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year, you know, like our book came out around that time, so
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I'm not sure, Like who knows, you know, they've done the cooking
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panel, who knows that they're gonna want to do it again? I don't
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know. I don't know if I'll host an Orange County panel. I am
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focused on the Cabarami and if anything else comes about, I will be just
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delighted to jump right in and just put my little Bravo had in the ring.
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But in the meantime, I think I'll get a I'll get a pass
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or two, you know, by by myself a ticket, just to be
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on the safe side, just so I can get in love it. Now
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that you've you're going to be post having experienced comfort plus, so you'll be
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different, you know what I mean, this time around, you are going
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to be a little bit different than you were today, really, you know,
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So yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think if anything, the
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flight will give me more perspective. You know, I'll be more resolute in
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my decisions, and I'll circle back with you. I'll circle back with you
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for sure. Well, so that about Bravo con and then what else do
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we have in the news? Oh? Yes, so this is very wild.
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You're gonna appreciate this. Heather and Terry dubro have bought a Beverly Hills
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estate for sixteen million dollars. Et has the story. Heather and Terry have
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closed a deal to purchase the late filmmaker Dino Delarentis's nine thousand square foot Beverly
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Hills mansion, which sits on eight point two acres. Now, if you
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are aware of who Dino Delurentis is, are you? He's a filmmaker,
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He's an Italian. Well, I gotta let me Dino. Okay, I
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have to google him again because I did not know who he was. Can
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him up? King Kong nineteen seventy six, Flash Gordon nineteen eighty, Conan
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the Barbarian. I mean, I'm just rating three credits right there, and
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there's way more to be said. Also, this is gonna blow your mind,
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but yeah, it is true. Giata d Laurentis. This is her
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grandfather. Yeah, huh yeay, Nepo baby alert. I know, yes,
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it's one of uh yeah, it's one of his grandkids. So honestly,
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I was shocked to see this, and you know what, it does
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kind of make sense. You're like, oh, interesting, it's awesome as
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she is. As awesome as she is, you're kind of like noted,
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you know what I mean? Uh huh, I mean I have received the
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information and I've put it in the file adept. Yeah, we've all,
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yeah, exactly. Anyway, so this this home that they purchased. This
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is the latest addition to their real state portfolio, after purchasing a Robert to
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Roberto Cavali designed penthouse in Century City, which we all know about. By
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the way, both of these well, so this actual listing was sold to
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them by guess who, Josh Altman from Million Dollars Listing Los Angeles. Definitely
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going to be on the next season. Cannot wait. I mean, this
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is some serious history right here. By the way, this house was up
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for sale. Oh my gosh, they got such a steal on it.
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I'm serious. It was up for thirty seven point five million dollars and they
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got it for sixteen point one. That is an insane price, well below
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the asking price. So I am fascinated to hear what happened here, and
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I hope this is on a million dollar that's a shocking drop. I mean,
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it's either that the person felt, you know, the history of the
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you know, sometimes the seller just has an overblown understanding of the market and
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wants to list it and won't budge, you know, on this crazy price.
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But that is so shocking that you know that sticker price cut in half
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or more. That's really confusing. I really am not sure what happened.
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I am also intrigued with this story. And when they were asked about a
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comment if they bought it, and Heather said, yes, we did.
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It's so exciting. And then she says, we try to buy five or
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six properties all over Cabo, Newport Beach, Beverly Hills, Palm Springs,
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and the universe landed us here at the most iconic Hollywood a STA. Now,
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in my opinion, this should get Heather on the Real Housewives of Beverly
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Hills. If for nothing else, this house alone, that's your ticket in.
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You don't need anything else. This house is its own character, and
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we want characters, want character. Her neighbors are going to be Lebron,
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James Drake, Chrissy Teagan and John Legend and uh. Before de Laurentes owned
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the property, it belonged to millionaire restaurant tour Steve Crane, one time husband
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of Hollywood icon Lana Turner. I mean there's just history here, history thoughts,
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Diana Shang, do we want her? You know, I go through
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a lot with Heather emotionally, personally, I go through a lot. So
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it does feel like Ocie at this moment in time is on her a for
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reasons that are like not great, Like it doesn't feel warranted to me right
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now, I to I agree they are really hard on her this season.
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Yeah, yeah, Like is it tone deaf to in the same sentence,
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you know, the shoveling shit thing she can't not that's Heather that you know
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she can't see that that is offensive on some level because she's Heather, right,
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But I actually am kind of enjoying her this season. The season before
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when she was like bringing people around to property and showing off so much her.
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I think that was her first season back, if I'm not mistaken.
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Yeah, I was like, I can't and I won't. But this season
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I'm enjoying her. Yeah. But if OC runs her out, which I'm
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thinking they possibly could, because there's no safe landing spot for her right now,
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maybe maybe Beverly Hills could use a bump. It's like, how would
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she be as a big fish with the other big fish? You know?
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Yeah, I like it. I say, popper right in there? Who
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the hell cares at this point? I mean, what else is going on
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in Beverly Hills anyway? Like, yeah, we might as well, see
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just throw her in there, just throw her in there, like, let's
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mix it up. Taylor is now she was on Beverly Hills, she is
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now on Orange County. The universe will balance itself out by putting Orange County
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onto Beverly Hills. And that's that's great. You make an excellent point.
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We do need a balance. Yeah, and I like her on OC.
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Taylor. I think it works. I do too. I do too,
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I do too, I do too. Great. Okay, I'm glad we
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agree on that. Okay, what else is in the dish today. Well
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let's see here. Oh yeah, Kyle, speaking of Beverly Hills. Kyle
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Richards was on an Amazon Live and she actually decided to speak out to some
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of these rumors about her not wearing her wedding ring and what a place to
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do it an Amazon Live. But anyway, she didn't. It's just so
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random. But she's always on an Amazon Live these days. It's like,
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you know, the new Install Live is the Amazon Live is the new Install
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Life? Is that what I'm trying to say. I believe it. I
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believe it at least for Kyle. Okay, And it's wild, these Amazon
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Lives because I've I don't know if I've ever actually watched one. I'm trying
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to think if I have, if I've maybe seen some clips from one.
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But yeah, I think I've seen a clip from like La La or maybe
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Madison from you know, you know, I saw it from Madison from Southern
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Charm when she was like, yeah, I don't care about anybody. That
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last boyfriend who cares like it was something about what Austin or she dragged him
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on Amazon Live whatever. But the point is is that Kyle was basically saying
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oh yeah, I'll speak to you know, this whole marriage thing about me
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and Mauricio, me and Mo and the wedding ring thing. She's like,
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it's so ridiculas Mea was like, oh I did was I just don't wear
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my wedding rink because I'm working out, I'm lifting weights, I'm lifting weights.
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I'm just being honest. And my god, the one day that port
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took Portie at school and she wanted to get donuts and like coffee for our
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ta jars and then actually, you know, Pop Bronte shown up and they
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were like snapped pictures and they're like, don't ring. And I'm like,
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yeah, we all know that. I never I never question if a person
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isn't wearing their wedding ring, Oh my god, they're getting divorced, there's
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marital troubles, you know, Like I never think that. If anything,
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I'm like, she probably you know, she's been getting fit. Maybe the
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wedding rings like too big, it's gonna fall off, or like she doesn't
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feel like wearing it. It's hot out, like I don't know, But
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that was never the biggest question. What I want to know is why does
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she have matching tattoos? With this Morgan the country singer, that's what we
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want to know. Who cares about the wedding ring? But she did allude
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to the fact that on the uh she said that on She's like, you'll
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have to watch this season because you know, I don't want to say too
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much, but like you'll see. And I thought, well, this is
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interesting because you know it's being plugged. The show's being plugged on Amazon Live.
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And it's just like all feels like so much of augh the momentum is
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very much a setup, and I hate it because I really believe Kyle,
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Like I believe Kyle. I believe in Kyle. I am a Kyle stan
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But I don't care about the rings. The ring don't mean a thing,
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you know, like it's it's it's more about like, just don't say anything
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at all, because if you're gonna address just one thing, you might as
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well address all of it, because it's not just about that that was one
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part of this story that people were making ridiculous assumptions about, and those weren't
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the big things. So anyway, I digress to say, it's like making
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news, which is silly, and I'm I'm you know, perpetuating it.
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Which I hate. But what am I going to do well with Kyle?
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I think, you know, we have We know that she does some producing
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in the show, like she'll move story along, but we don't really see
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her doing that off screen, and so yeah, it feels sweaty, and
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we don't want her to be sweaty. Yeah, there's something something's a miss.
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You know, it's your day a miss. And I don't like that
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feeling. I don't like it when it's coming from our Kyle. And I
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stand by the fact that like, yeah, I'm looking at you, Maurcio,
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you know, yeah, we gotta you know, I'm looking out for
26:55
our girl, Kyle. You know, I don't know what you got going
26:57
on there, but you Le's the one. Kyle's the one that we have
27:02
our back for. Oh okay, well, I think that's the end of
27:06
our dish. It's time to talk about the Bachelorette. Dahada ahmada to the
27:11
Bachelorette. Major haaba dah thank you, Deanna, Thank you, Danna.
27:21
New Orleans. We're in New Orleans. I don't know how they got there.
27:23
I can't even remember where they were before. They were in the mountain
27:26
somewhere. I don't know, like a week goes by, Yeah, Washington,
27:30
a week goes by. I feel like I'm one of the Bachelor's.
27:33
I'm like, oh, I'm holding on to where we had a month ago.
27:36
I'm like, that's what it feels like to me. Now you guys
27:38
are now in New Orleans, and I'm so used to seeing the progression of
27:45
the housewives packing for a trip, talking about the trip, getting ready for
27:49
the trip, worrying about what's gonna happen on the trip, and then the
27:52
next and then like the travel to the trip, the arrival to the trip,
27:56
that picking the rooms on the trip, and on the bachelorette. It's
27:59
like, well, we're in New Orleans and now we're on the street and
28:02
U and the first date will begin. You know. It's just like it's
28:06
so different. Well, there's a couple things happening, Amy, and I'd
28:11
love to talk about them, and just in terms of the nuts and bolts
28:14
and the patriarchy and the man keeping us down. Okay, oh wow,
28:18
yeah, let's get into it. Oh my gosh, deanah amazing truth major
28:26
hbba dah, major hobba dah. A couple things. First of all,
28:30
live and Breathe for Charity period dot. End of story, period dot period
28:37
dot. Charities show has been on and I think you probably watch not in
28:44
real time, right you're watching You're watching a lot of stuff. Okay,
28:48
So I tend to watch this in real time okay. And they had it
28:53
on at nine PM, which is too late, and we were not happy
28:59
about it. A Bachelor Nation so last night, Yeah, so this week's
29:04
episode was finally on at eight pm? No way? Are you serious?
29:10
Yes? So great? It happy, is great, but like, why
29:15
make us go through all those nine pms? You know Charity is trying to
29:18
get Like, why why did you do that to us? Because I know
29:21
that probably had to affect how many people watched, et cetera. Are you
29:26
telling me that The Bachelor is on at eight and the Bachelorette is on at
29:30
nine? Everything is always on at eight except for this particular season with Charity,
29:37
and they pushed us to nine. Oh wow, rude, wow,
29:42
rude? What the hell else is on on a Monday night on ABC?
29:48
Unclear? But I know we were put to the to the real They put
29:52
the screws to us and made us like hop on at nine. So there
29:55
was that we got to eight. Thank you this how she always should have
29:59
been? Another thing that happened this week that we did not have this.
30:03
This is episode five, Yes for five up until this episode one, two,
30:11
three four, no little cutie emoji of Charity with the hashtag bachelorette on
30:22
Twitter, you're saying yes until last night, we're running around without that cute
30:29
little emoji. And you can't tell me that it's because people are on summer
30:33
break. I won't hear that. Not no, no, and has nothing
30:38
to do with the writer's strike or the actors strike. No, It's like,
30:47
you know she's out there, we are watching and we are seeing feeling.
30:52
We don't like it. Give Charity her goddamn little roses. Give her
30:56
her roses. Literally, I didn't know that they had like a little emoji
31:02
for them. They do that now? Wow. See Twitter such a trash
31:06
place that I don't really go there anymore, but I do love to do
31:10
a good Twitter scroll every once in a while. But I did not know
31:11
about the upgraded emoji. Very cool. Okay, there there is an actual
31:17
name for what that is, and I don't have it at the top of
31:21
a bit moji. No, it's specific to that hashtag. It's like,
31:26
oh, got you. It's specific and I want to find it out for
31:30
you and I will, but it's yeah, it's and it you know shows
31:33
get it? Holler back Bachelor Nation. Yeah, okay. A couple other
31:41
things that the man is trying to keep us down on, and the episodes
31:45
are cut down, so you're feeling right now of like wait, what just
31:48
happened? Like how am I not knowing? We're in New Orleans? And
31:52
like what where did all of the men go? You know, all of
31:56
that. It just feels like, wait, hometowns are next week? What's
32:00
going on? They cut her down, They cut down her season, so
32:04
it's not actually low we're not getting okay, that makes sense, okay,
32:10
And they never let her leave the United States of America and we're out of
32:15
COVID, so like that's annoying to me. And I also feel like the
32:20
work that she's doing, the heart that she's giving to this season, and
32:27
the guys as well, you know, I think they're all yeah, they
32:30
are too. These guys feel like it seems like they're on jury duty and
32:36
like the most important case, the way that they're acting like they're sequestered.
32:40
They haven't seen the light of day. I mean, it is really intense,
32:46
and I'm starting to feel that it's making me. It's giving me very
32:50
weird, panicky feelings. Like when Tanner's like, Oh, I'm gonna be
32:54
a hopefully making it to hometowns so I can get my first one on one,
32:59
I'm like, what, what actual is going on on this show?
33:06
How has that not happened? Are they you're saying it's a trim down season?
33:09
Are they trimming down the amount of dates she's allowed to have? Because
33:13
that's what it feels like, Like, how this is happening? I think
33:16
they are. I think she got a truncated season. Yeah, like Aaron
33:22
b and I was and I was like, oh my god, this is
33:24
exactly what Amy's been saying since the beginning. He said four weeks feels like
33:31
six months, and I was like, that is Amy math in terms of
33:37
what we've been It is these poor men, I mean, and I don't
33:43
know, like, is she going on vacations on her own like which I
33:46
hope, but I mean these guys, I it's a desert out there and
33:52
they are thirsty. Oh my gosh. Not to say that, like she
34:00
hasn't made the right decisions. But you know you're gonna, Deanna, when
34:07
you hear what I have to say, you're gonna be like genuinely scared right
34:12
now. Genuinely You're not gonna be scared as much as you are going to
34:16
be like I told you so, because we're jumping right to the end,
34:22
which is we'll work our way back. We'll work our way back. But
34:31
Charity sent Tanner home okay, and his exit interview and his walk away,
34:39
I was like, this was a mistake. We didn't get to know who
34:45
he was and he has some promise and I overlooked it. I feel responsible.
34:51
I want to come to the table and own it. I want to
34:53
come to the table and apologize to you, Deanna, for one, because
34:57
you called it. You were like, give him a chance. You basically
35:00
almost threw a cold cup of water in my face and said, stop this
35:04
nonsense. You know, stop this. You tried to shake me and you
35:08
said, give him a chance. What did he ever do? And I
35:12
said, it's not what he did, it's what he hasn't done. And
35:15
I stand corrected because I saw more heart in that Tanner in that excit interview
35:22
than I have in Xavier. This whole time. Yeah, and yeah,
35:28
Exavier's got it. I've got the hots for him too. Okay, we've
35:31
all got the hots for Xavier and Cherry. He's got it going on for
35:36
him and we can see it clear obviously. But where's the heart. It's
35:40
on dinner. It's on dinner, and there it goes. And yeah,
35:46
did I did I chalk him up as just a regular guy next door?
35:51
Is the mortgage broker? Yeah? I did. I said, what does
35:53
a mortgage broker have to offer the bachelorette? Shame on, h I've got
36:01
New Orleans egg on my face. I've got bignets all over my face,
36:09
and I apologize to you in Riddled with Amy. Okay, I jotted down
36:22
several different times in this episode. Am I feeling Tanner? I think I
36:27
am. I like Tanner. I want to keep Tanner Tanner Tanner Tanner.
36:32
As I'm watching, I go, Tanner seems like an actual adult. Tanner's
36:37
not a child like I was. Tannered up. I even said, Tanner's
36:43
giving me John Janssen vibes be good or bad. But I was getting some
36:47
from from a Shannon's boyfriend from Orange County. That's okay, But for a
36:53
second, he was, and then he moved out of it. Okay,
36:58
lamb, was that a slam or? Were you giving him a compliment with
37:01
that? At the and the moment, I was giving a compliment because look,
37:05
you know, John Jansen's got his own boat slip right outside of his
37:07
is his house, his his apartment house townhouse that we thought some people Emily
37:13
thought was a house boat. But that digressed. Okay, But yeah I
37:16
did for a second think, hey, maybe he's got a little grit to
37:20
him. It's more than that, it's better than that. Yeah, So
37:23
carry on, Tanner Tanner, Tannerner Tanner. He was dancing on that chopping
37:30
block this whole episode. Dancing on top of that chopping block. Oh my
37:35
god, I mean tango, you name it. This poor guy was.
37:40
But the problem that I think you identified early on and I had to align
37:45
with this this episode is that he isn't doing enough and I don't and I
37:54
think for a television show, right in real life, yes, talk to
38:01
me, yep, yep. No, he's he's right on track, but
38:07
waiting, holding back, waiting for his moments, waiting, being polite,
38:15
which is a nice quality, but it doesn't work on this program. And
38:22
so as much as I we were able to be like, this guy's actually
38:29
in it for real and real connected and he's an adult. Yep, he
38:35
did it like Sean, we'll come back to no. And you know,
38:40
he just didn't do enough for charity to get lit up. I know,
38:47
I know he was. He was sitting there waiting to be seen and he
38:53
was never seen and and that's all we want. And he could have he
38:59
could have shown up. He would have shown up because you got to show
39:04
up on the Bachelorette, and he never got the opportunity to show up.
39:10
And so he showed out. He was shown out. He was shown right
39:15
on out. She actually said, can I show you out? Show you
39:21
out? You didn't show up, so now I show you out. And
39:24
that's how it goes. But my god, his parting words to say,
39:31
that girl deserves the world. Man, she's special. Deanna is fanning herself.
39:39
You know what he said, He got a little choked up. He
39:42
said she felt the way I felt. That's why it's really hard. Yeah,
39:49
And her argument was right, you know, it doesn't make sense.
39:53
We can't go to your hometown and they'll be like, so, what's your
39:58
story of romance. We there yet, this is it. We're going to
40:01
figure that out here mom and dad and uncle cousin. We're actually going to
40:08
see if we're in the mood for each other right here with you all.
40:13
Like that is weird and it's too late, you know, too little,
40:16
too late, because once you get the family involved, you can't see the
40:21
forest through the trees. That's gonna get weird. Yeah, you can't add
40:25
it in there. So that she was boys, she can really cry.
40:29
Those tears come down hard rain, hardest rain of all in those coming attractions
40:37
for next week. I'm like, she's flooded. We're Oh. I know,
40:40
I love it. I wish I could cry that hard. I mean,
40:44
I can cry that hard, but it's just it's such a it's like
40:46
a Tanner cry, you know what I mean. It's like right and then
40:50
not too many wetness, Like the wetness doesn't come out as much. I
40:53
don't know it says about me. I'm dead side. But anyway, so
40:59
it was oken soaking what well. I just think that we should work our
41:07
way backwards now that we're like already in it. But let's go back.
41:14
I want to talk about I want to talk about I want to talk about
41:19
Sean. Okay, he's so full of shit, full of shit Sean.
41:24
Wow, No, thank you, I actually had you. You. You've
41:30
given me a new perspective on some of the characters, the contestants, the
41:35
characters, the characters, characters, long characters where I get I've gotten lost
41:44
a few times and believing that they're legit. Well, you like to think
41:49
the best of people, and I typically do too, but you really do
41:52
give people the benefit of the doubt, which is a great trait. But
41:57
I had to give it my head with him, Like I think Amy is
42:01
going to say that he is doing it all for the show and he doesn't
42:05
care a lick about charity. Yep, he's vye to be the next Bachelor.
42:10
He put his head down in the confessional and was like, show me
42:15
those tears. Tanner wasn't afraid to keep his head up in his parting confessional.
42:23
You put your head down and you gave us a fake, fake or
42:30
he's a fake. He's a freaking faker, lia face and he wants Bachelor
42:35
and he's not gonna get it because we're not falling for that banana and the
42:37
tailor. Why not any bachelor buddy, get out of here. You don't
42:42
care about you like that. No, that's where his head's at. He
42:45
is so oh one hundred percent. Why do you think that he went to
42:51
that room. He was like, I'm I'm not I can't take her home,
42:54
like I'm not actually in love with her. I can't go this far
43:00
in order to secure my place on in Bachelor Nation and go to to be
43:04
the Bachelor that would be the best case scenario, or at least to go
43:07
to Paradise. I need to dip out, and I need to dip out
43:12
now, and that's what I need to do, you know. So yeah,
43:17
he had to go. He's like, you know, there's always a
43:20
scene where somebody goes to their hotel room, and I'm thinking, why are
43:24
they leaving this for the end? I mean, Tanner as a scener in
43:29
four weeks, maybe he should have popped by a room at one point,
43:31
you know. Wow, And there goes Tanner being polite, you know what
43:36
I mean. So he goes to the room and he's like, oh,
43:43
you know, my confidence in us was really has it wavered? And like
43:46
I just can't believe that, you know, you know, we I even
43:50
had a one on one. It was like really tough for you to like
43:53
put that rose down and like didn't go on my chest. I was like,
43:57
get the fuck out here, you And then she's like, yeah,
44:02
because to make a decision would be premature and be a disservice to me and
44:06
you. And he's like, but like I wanted to bring you home to
44:09
my family feeling really good, and like basically now I just would rather go
44:15
home instead of going through that whole process, and like it's kind of a
44:16
pain in the ass because I just really would rather either be bachelor or beyond
44:21
bachelor in paradise and and Shar's like, looking at it all, there are
44:29
connections that are stronger. And then he's like, well, and his his
44:32
argument was very compelling for a second, like m hm, but it was
44:38
just enough to lay it on to where we could be, you know,
44:42
drawn in enough to believe him, Like I don't want you to give up
44:45
on our one on one time. I'm like, one on one, baby,
44:51
you are far beyond our one on one. Like that that ship is
44:57
you were you were on your two on one, And that's that's the song
45:00
and the short of it. The two on one kills me, it's such
45:05
a kiss of depth, like you get that two on one O, the
45:07
vibe everyone's gone. And the funny thing is is that like historically speaking,
45:13
and I will say, you know, it's kind of weird that they didn't
45:17
put Aaron and Branden should have been on the two and two on one historically,
45:22
Like it's so weird, But I guess because Aaron good point, good
45:28
point, they never Yeah, they didn't have an early two on one that
45:30
is weird where they like do a whole date in the woods and all that
45:34
shit. Yeah, and you want the two on one to be adversarial,
45:37
you know, you want the So this was such a Yeah, this was
45:44
a very calm and like pretty anticlactic two on Yeah, I did you know?
45:50
Uh So Sean is just like yeah, I thought he was. It
45:54
was kind of funny to see Charity have to like really get his mind right
46:01
around, like no, you're out of here, buddy, right. She's
46:07
like yeah, with that said, like, it was kind of funny that
46:13
she couldn't just do it that day, and she's like she just keeps kind
46:15
of skating out of making decisions, which is making me laugh. She's like,
46:20
I have this rose, I need more time, Like I had this,
46:23
I need more time, and it's like, what is going to go
46:27
down? I mean it's only a couple hours away. You're like one costume
46:30
change away from making this decision, So like, just do it now.
46:32
Meanwhile, on the Shawn and Tanner too on one in that riverboat, swamp
46:37
gator cruise, crawdaddy lunch situation, I love that. Tanner's like I just
46:43
keep showing up every six to eight weeks. And then he's like Sean is
46:50
definitely more vocal. He's you know, he's a confident guy. He's an
46:52
attractive guy. He's a you know I love I love Sean. You know,
46:57
he's athletic, he's smart, he's courageous, and you know, I
47:01
love them. I love him like a brother. If I were to,
47:05
you know, pick a brother of my own, it would be it's like,
47:07
stop talking about Sean. He's like, I have no choice. I
47:12
don't know Charity. I have to talk about someone that I care about because
47:15
I have never seen charity. And and then like Tanner is just like,
47:22
oh, it's just and then Tanner, I don't know how he got away
47:24
from that crawdaddy lunch to where uh, Sean and Charity were able to kiss
47:31
like how they like, hey, Tanner, what's that over there? And
47:35
then they made out like I don't know how I missed that. My head
47:37
must have been down, but I don't know how they got like a moment
47:40
by the river and Tanner didn't. He took it. He's like, I'll
47:45
give you guys a moment. I'll give you guys a moment. Sean just
47:50
went and took that goddamn moment. Oh, I took it. He took
47:53
the moment to go into her hotel room like he is taking kiss moments okay,
47:59
and Tanner is trying to be taking taking a knee it is. He's
48:07
like, I'm a nice my mom raised me a certain kind of way,
48:09
and I'm gonna be polite, you know. And then I'm a I mean
48:16
I have written down. At some point middle of the episode, I said,
48:21
Tanner has to do all caps something, you know. I just like
48:24
jump in with the gators, I mean, any thing, any old thing.
48:31
When Charity and Tanner had their moment on that two on one and he's
48:36
telling his story about his past relationship, I was like, Babe, everybody
48:40
already said their stories and that's happened about four weeks ago, and episode two,
48:46
nobody cares about your past relationship and how your ex ghosted you. Also
48:52
pretty weird. That was a little red flag. No, I was so
48:59
caught up and what you're talking about, like this is not the this this
49:02
time has passed, like we are no longer here. So it felt so
49:09
jarring to hear his first like connection. It's best than it happened. It's
49:16
like babies first steps, and we're like the babies are in like fifth grade
49:22
right now, and you're just taking your first steps. Yeah, it was
49:27
hard. It was hard, and it did illuminate like how much Tanner hasn't
49:34
had I know, yeah yeah, and he's just like, well, uh
49:38
Max ghosted me and you're just beautiful. I'm just happy happy I met you.
49:43
It's like, okay, you gotta give more. Let's just skip past
49:46
that part. If anything, that was the nail in the cough, the
49:50
nail in your coffin. Really, you know, she's probably like, yeah,
49:53
you guys were together for four years and then she left town and never
49:57
to be heard from again. Are you gonna be weird? Like? What
50:01
is going on? Do we need a citizen's arrest here. What do we
50:06
need to do? Poor Charity all good. She's like in the middle of
50:09
like, you know, a riverboat swamp area, and she's like, I'm
50:14
getting a stress rash because I don't know what to do. And I was
50:16
like, you don't know what to do. Throw these fools to the gators,
50:21
both of them at that point. At that point, I was like,
50:22
Tanner bye, but I'm like, there's nothing. The fact that she
50:28
was like, I'm not going to hand out a rose and she needs more
50:30
time. I'm thinking, send these fools back home, send them pack in,
50:35
send them pack in. I was just I couldn't believe it. I
50:38
just I just couldn't believe it. Yeah, Aaron B when they were back
50:45
at the guy's hotel, at the hotel or whatever, and they get the
50:46
group date card and they're just so waiting, and Aaron Be's like, I'm
50:50
holding on to something I had with her from four weeks ago, and I
50:53
was like, was it really that long ago? Like you had mentioned?
50:57
And then Dwton gets the date card and Aaron Be is so passed, but
51:00
I'm like, there's still one more date left, I think at that point,
51:06
but maybe not. And then they ended up, and so after the
51:09
marathon date, was there another date after that? No, there was the
51:14
Joey date at the at the top, because there were when we went into
51:17
this, it was like six guys remaining pivot a week for hometowns, four
51:22
dates planned in this city. So we had Joey, we had oh,
51:28
we had the two on one two on one, we had the marathon with
51:31
Dotton, and then yeah, so there should have been one more date.
51:37
So I'm very confused. Yeah, again, they cut her ass down.
51:44
Well, they forgot continuitywise, because they literally said at the top of the
51:47
show four dates planned in the city. So that's some bullshit. I mean,
51:53
she did do I don't know if they were like she did do some
51:58
sort of round robin of just like checking in with guys in their hotel rooms
52:01
at the end. Yeah, yeah, shocking got up to it. You're
52:06
right. It was a round robin of Tanner being like it's crazy that her
52:10
first one on one will be hometowns, and Aaron B's like hometowns, no
52:15
problemo, and then Xavier's like, our chemistry is crazy. So it was
52:21
like that's all we got, and then yeah, so but Joey got a
52:25
rose, Aaron b got a rose, and then Xavier finally got a rose
52:30
at the end. But this is wild because he decides to really lay it
52:37
on, which was shocking to all of us, saying like, committing to
52:39
one person forever scares me. And she's like, what it was like?
52:45
Cartoon? Her Head's like, I mean it was you know. They're up
52:49
close in her face and she's like and he's like, well, something I've
52:54
never done before and I want to do it once. And is the question
52:57
is you know? I question if it's with you? That is the wrong
53:00
thing to say. He says, I don't know what that one thing is
53:06
to fall in love? Can I see wrong things to say? Right before
53:12
hometowns for one hundred, He's like, do I think I can get there?
53:15
Yes? But if you're the one, I don't want to pass you
53:19
up. Oh thanks, thanks for doing me any favor, do me favor?
53:22
Yeah? Yeah, And she kept him, but I understand because she
53:24
does have chemistry with him and not with Tanner, so at least they have
53:28
something to go home too. But this, this situation's going to explode,
53:32
the Xavier situation, It's going to explode. Yeah, because he said I'm
53:37
not ready for this, and I think it was giving Brandon vibes to me.
53:42
And I think this is, you know, charity is her real sticking
53:46
point. This is her tragic flaw is that someone says something plainly and she
53:52
waits to hear the thing that sounds good, right, you know, and
53:59
then she goes with that, Oh, you're so right. That's tough.
54:07
Well, before we wrap up, let's just talk about Joey's date. I
54:09
mean, it's just so not it's just so boring, like there's like nothing
54:14
to say. I'm sorry, I know you can't jolly. I mean,
54:19
now, did let me ask you something? At me? Let me ask
54:21
you a question here? Does Jolley's to give you anything? The way he
54:28
looks at her? Do you get any jols off of that at all?
54:34
No, because it's too much. It seems like not something's off about it.
54:40
I don't know. I'm sorry I did, and yeah, go ahead,
54:45
okay, I just want to say up close and with the eye contact
54:49
and stuff like that, great that you do it. It just seems a
54:51
little off to me far away when he's like walking down the hall towards the
54:54
camera, I'm like, hey, hey, girl, like he looks hot,
55:00
and I like imagine him like on the tennis court, and would I
55:01
be attracted. I'd be like, Oh, there's that hot tennis instructor,
55:04
you know. But that's where it ends. Sorry, okay, And that's
55:09
fine. His eye contact was getting me. I was feeling it. I
55:15
also thought, I've been kind of fascinated that she hasn't is a couple of
55:21
things I think are really interesting about race this season. Oh, yes,
55:24
that's right. That is Actually it wasn't boring. That's a very important part
55:29
that happened during their date. Well that was like part two of their date,
55:32
you know, but I think you're thinking of part one where they are
55:35
so I didn't even understand what was happening. That guy like heard a couple
55:37
of things and wrote them a story. I didn't know what was going on.
55:40
That was odd. Yeah, but part two of their date, I
55:45
thought, you know, I've been interested in how she how and if she
55:49
was going to ever mention race, because to this point she's she hasn't.
55:54
And also what's been kind of interesting is that I haven't felt any any sort
56:01
of race conflicts within the guys, and I think in the past we've had
56:08
that a little bit, so that's been really nice. And then I've also
56:14
loved that we have three black front runners. Is incredible, you know,
56:20
that's a first. I completely agree, and and really great options of all
56:27
the I mean, they're all we've had other than I think Sean from this
56:30
last season. They're all great options. Absolutely, it's gonna be heartbreaking,
56:38
to be honest, I this part is easy for me as you know,
56:45
a shadow of the Bachelorette, because I'm like, dug Sean by Tanner,
56:50
bye, like it's your time is coming. Let's maybe get get a little
56:54
busy before you go. But like other than that, right, But you
57:00
know, but what was wild is that I would have liked her to have
57:02
asked that same question that she asked Joey, which is, how do you
57:06
feel about being in an interracial relationship? If she would have said the same
57:09
to Sean and Tanner, because you know, maybe she did, and again,
57:15
cut, cut, cut, But all we got was like, you
57:21
know, really just boring conversation with Sean and Tanner at that point. And
57:27
so but I did I don't. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
57:30
No, I'm That's That's pretty much all I was going to say. This
57:32
is the difference between I like that she went deeper with Joey. I would
57:37
have liked this if we could have seen the conversation with the other two as
57:39
well. I don't think she had it with them, and I could be
57:45
wrong, but because I don't think it was going that far, so I
57:49
think she waited to She was like, not going to mess with that question
57:53
until it was real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that
57:58
means I did like Joey's answers because I found them to be authentic. He
58:05
wasn't like, I will be know, you know, there won't be any
58:08
issues. I will be great with everything. He said, like, I
58:13
don't think I'll really understand what it's like to be because I've never dated a
58:17
woman of color before, what that's going to be like until I'm in it,
58:22
and I think an end, I'm going to be open and you know,
58:25
supportive and all that. But I thought that was a real answer,
58:29
and a somewhat risky answer in some ways because the truth of it is he
58:35
it's the truth, you know, and that could maybe be unnerving for charity.
58:42
But I thought she loved the answer, and I thought it was a
58:45
really good one, especially considering her past with her ex, and I'm assuming
58:51
that he was white because she says that he had a lack of awareness and
58:55
that those things that she was bringing up, like that she would recognize when
59:00
they were out and about he wouldn't, wouldn't acknowledge them, didn't matter,
59:05
tried to brush them off, and that showed a lot of ignorance, and
59:07
I can imagine that would be a real foreign in the side of any relationship.
59:12
So for her to ask Joey these things and for him to answer in
59:15
that way, I thought was a real positive thing. But also again,
59:21
like you said, it's a little scary, you know, because he's saying,
59:23
like, I don't really know until we're in that situation. So until
59:27
they're in that situation, she won't really know, you know, as well
59:30
for him, so time will tell. And I agree, and I think
59:36
that the thing that was kind of also great was that he said he wanted
59:39
to have kids and that would be a part. So he included that it
59:45
won't just be the two of them that he would be having, you know,
59:51
biracial children, and that would also be something he was you know,
1:00:00
learning about him being open to and that he would be probably protective of and
1:00:06
aware of and being making sure that he would learn everything that he would need
1:00:10
to know. And I think you're right by him. See this was and
1:00:16
I do believe that was very genuine. So for him to include like the
1:00:21
vision of them having a family together was really quite beautiful. So you know,
1:00:27
I gotta tell you, I Joey won me over. I didn't see
1:00:30
it until now. I didn't see it until now, but he won me
1:00:31
over in that conversation and I appreciate that. So, you know, I
1:00:36
would say he's a good front runner, but Dawton is still I'm the one
1:00:40
for me, for her and Aaron B. You know, we've lost a
1:00:45
little touch. You know, we're a little out of touch with him right
1:00:46
now. So that's tough. So hopefully we can you know, gain some
1:00:52
more ground there. I've called seen on Xavier like we're not going any Yeah,
1:00:57
we're not going further, but I'm very curious to see it's gonna happen
1:01:00
here. This is it's a great it's a great show. And she's very
1:01:05
emotional. She's really into a lot of guys. Yes, she's in and
1:01:09
that is so huge for what I think. I think it's why I'm enjoying
1:01:14
it because it's maybe a little lighter on drama because the guys are normal to
1:01:20
some extent, and and she's deeply normal, Like she's a very normal person.
1:01:28
She's not a drama queen on any level. She's not, you know,
1:01:32
like I find her super authentic. So, I mean, the nonsense
1:01:40
is really not there, which can be fun to watch, but the heart
1:01:45
is and I'm I'm very much into it. The thing that's interesting about Zotten
1:01:51
first of all, live and breathe for him beyond what's even possible, Like
1:01:57
I'm, I mean, he's so adorable ball they are so cute together,
1:02:00
it's insane. If she lets him go, I will be mad at her
1:02:06
for the rest of my life. Or the opposite where he doesn't come correct,
1:02:10
you know, Oh yeah, then he's going to be in major trouble.
1:02:14
He'll be. But he also got Amy two one on ones, which
1:02:22
to you know that is Wowie is Zalie. Yeah, it is Wowie Zalie
1:02:34
boy. Yeah, I mean Sigin Siel delivered. I mean an Aaron Is.
1:02:43
He's coming off a little dry to me these days. No, but
1:02:45
we're yeah, we just we've lost touch with him. Who is he like,
1:02:50
I don't know. Remember, I know this is tough. This is
1:02:53
what's tough about the Bachelor, Bachelor at Nation situation. I mean, all
1:03:00
right, I mean I did I did hear one bachelorette give another the new
1:03:04
bachelorette advice once upon a time, No idea who the people were, but
1:03:07
she was like, you get your the one that you think is going the
1:03:12
distance, you pay them, no mind, you got that right, Yes,
1:03:16
you're right. I think it was on this season. Wasn't it that
1:03:22
the bachelorette said this to her? Maybe I said it again. It wasn't
1:03:27
It was like a while ago that I heard that. It could have been
1:03:30
somebody could have reiterated it. Maybe Jojo said the same thing. I don't
1:03:32
know. I don't recall that pops up everywhere saying it right. Yeah,
1:03:37
it is great advice, you know, but but to that point, we
1:03:42
don't know Aaron b. I know they had a cute first date. I
1:03:45
know you and I said it's a wrap after their first date. But God
1:03:49
helped me if I could remember. I know they were at the Hollywood side,
1:03:52
they were at the Hollywood sign. They were in a car. I
1:03:53
know, I mean, say love you know. Yeah, you're only as
1:04:00
good as the last look you put down the runway, according to Project Runway.
1:04:06
So look, Dotton is uh he's got some hot looks right now and
1:04:11
that's what we're that's what we're flying for. Well. Uh that's a wrap
1:04:16
on the Bachelorette. Wow we did, Diana, Yeah, we really did.
1:04:20
I'm really excited. Uh, this is darlings. Please weigh in.
1:04:26
We're getting it's getting to hometowns. So look, this is where things get
1:04:30
hot and heavy and love to hear from you. You can follow me at
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meet Amy Phillips on Instagram Deanna Where can people follow you? You can follow
1:04:40
me at Deanna m Chang And I would if I could do a quick little
1:04:45
plug Amy, Oh please, oh please do Okay, this is this is
1:04:49
uh a pre plug that I my friend Emily Foster and I had a podcast
1:04:57
called how to Be Less Old and we are re launching it. Yes,
1:05:01
we're relaunching it as a substack. And if you go to at how to
1:05:06
Be Less Old Instagram, there's a link and it's not live yet, so
1:05:11
it would be just like if you want to get over there and get yourself
1:05:13
ready. But oh and please tell people what a sub stack is, because
1:05:17
that's part of being less old is to be told what a substack is.
1:05:23
Yeah, that's definitely going to be our first post is what is a substack?
1:05:29
I barely know, but it's essentially a newsletter, but you can.
1:05:33
We're also going to add video podcast elements and interviews and things like that,
1:05:40
and we're gonna figure out what are the youths up to, you know,
1:05:45
what are they saying, what are they doing? And who are they and
1:05:48
who are we in relation to them and all that kind of fun stuff which
1:05:54
we had so much fun doing back in the day, and we were like,
1:05:56
it's time. We are older and we need to be less so we're
1:06:00
gonna knock that out. So I am so here for that and I will
1:06:05
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