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I nominate myself · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: What's on your mind about the halftime show?
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I just think it's funny that Jay-Z picked himself to do the halftime show.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like for me to pick myself to do something, like I could pick myself, like, oh, I'm gonna pick myself to eat all the deviled eggs at Thanksgiving.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna pick myself.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, you have that thing where you're like, oh, I'm gonna pick myself for that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or when you were, when you were a kid and you would be playing dodgeball.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you wanted to- I'm gonna pick myself as team captain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: So interestingly enough, I um I was reading a little bit about this because after the official announcement came out, which again, we were we knew this was the worst kept secret on the planet for like a week and a half.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: So uh I was reading more about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, in his contract with the NFL, it had stated when the time when he felt the time was right that he would actually do a show as well.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Because keep in mind, besides coordinating all this, obviously he's been a musician musician for decades.
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  SPEAKER_00: So has he never done a Super Bowl?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh his wife has a couple times.
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  SPEAKER_01: She might appear again this year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remember the other rumor that's out now, and since we have access to now the worst kept secrets, the other rumor is she may be out, Rihanna may be out with him, as well as Usher and others.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you say Alicia Keyes?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, I'm sorry, Alicia Keys, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, which would be great because it instantly reminded me of the Dr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dre uh halftime show, which I think was the best he's done since this takeover that he's had.
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  SPEAKER_00: Totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was like all the all-stars, right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, Eminem and whoever else.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna pick myself to stalk uh every single one of your exes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You give me that job.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody might as well do it if you find joy in it, because I don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I find joy in it.
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  SPEAKER_00: If anyone comes up to me and they say, Do you know somebody who might be able to get some information about I pick myself, thank you.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: Be careful when you ask this because we get these random texts of people texting information about your ex that we could care less about.
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  SPEAKER_01: So be careful about suggesting stockings.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your ex.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like when I I don't even want to follow my exes.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you really get a thrill out of it, I you can choose yourself.
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  SPEAKER_00: If a girlfriend of mine says, okay, wait a second, I need to find some information about fill in the blank.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I choose myself private investigator.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, I want to point out the fact too.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be thinking this was, you know, Jay-Z going, yo, it's that me to perform.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's the best Jay-Z I can give you.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's not bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: H to the Ezo.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they didn't.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: If he doesn't play H to the Ezo, I'm gonna be so easy.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's gotta start with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, here's the thing is keep this in mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mentioned this while you were gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's got new music coming out in a new album.
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  SPEAKER_01: What do artists do?
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  SPEAKER_01: They we're gonna go on tour, we gotta promote this.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the way that it works.
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  SPEAKER_01: But here's my one thing, and I said this also when you were gone too.
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  SPEAKER_01: For the love of God, Jay-Z, I understand, I understand you you got new music and you're coming out.
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  SPEAKER_01: We want you for Izzo.
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  SPEAKER_01: We want you for uh, you know, your songs that we all know.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: 99 Problems, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, all I want your hits.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't just want you to promote all your new stuff that nobody really knows yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wasn't he on the um that song with Alicia Keys?
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  SPEAKER_00: The The one about New York.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, New York.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's a great one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that the name of it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, one other one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whenever you're working somewhere, it could be like a Corning Incorporated, and they're doing they're doing uh promotion or like, oh, we all need to vote for an executive team member to lead the team.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lead the team.
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  SPEAKER_00: I vote for myself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's have fun with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys take over.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Vote for yourself for something.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if we got anything to give away, but we'll find out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't want to give away the big thing.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: That's we're gonna hold on to that for a few minutes.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: I think I still have like a legends gift card lesson.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so uh vote for yourself to be something.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you can you can literally announce yourself as this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whatever, whatever it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It makes no difference to me what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_00: My favorite was eating all the deviled eggs at Thanksgiving.
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  SPEAKER_00: I vote for myself.
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  SPEAKER_00: I vote for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: You don't need to do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You I will take this for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've got the stage for that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, now he's got the halftime show of just eating deviled eggs.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Which honestly, after Kendrick Lamar's halftime show, I would have rather watched you sitting at a table on the stage alone, just huffing down deviled eggs, waiting for a fart.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's so disgusting because have you ever seen somebody eat a deviled egg?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's really gross because just think of the yellow that like is squishing up from your mouth.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the most disgusting food to watch someone eat.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: We we have the hot dog eating competition.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where's the deviled egg eating competition?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yes, I would win.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me let me Google, I'll get I'll get you the answer in a second.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm done.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: Do they have one?