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May I bring my sewing needle onto the plane? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake you ass up, John Jay and Rich what's crack
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  Speaker 1: a leg?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dove snoopy deagle double.
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  Speaker 1: Gigsel thing boom, what you don't do, j We're not
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  Speaker 1: talking about rid ten team.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog y'all the glasses as
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  Speaker 1: the big smooth eagle double jibble in your face to
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  Speaker 1: me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 2: ass Hey, Carly, good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning? I know you guys are talking about things
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  Speaker 3: that you learned embarrassingly late, and I have one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you do? What'd you learn?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 3: And it wasn't actually super late in life, but when
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  Speaker 3: I was really young, I asked my mom what God
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  Speaker 3: looked like, and she said something to the effect of
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  Speaker 3: nobody really knows because he's a being. And I heard
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  Speaker 3: bean b E a n.
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  Speaker 2: And so one.
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  Speaker 3: Time, when I was around ten, I drew a picture
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  Speaker 3: of God and it was like Alima Bean sitting a
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  Speaker 3: throne with a crown on. And someone asked me why
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  Speaker 3: that was God, and I had to tell them. So
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  Speaker 3: that's when I realized it there was a difference between
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  Speaker 3: B E A N and B E I N G.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 1: You know you don't know that he doesn't look like
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  Speaker 1: a being might have been inspired.
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  Speaker 3: Actually we don't and I don't know. Maybe he looks
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  Speaker 3: like a pinto bean. But for me it was a
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  Speaker 3: line of bean.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great story. But you learned at ten. You
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  Speaker 2: didn't learn it at thirty.
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  Speaker 3: No, exactly. Well, I mean I'm saying I think I
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  Speaker 3: was ten. Maybe I was twenty just last those years
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  Speaker 3: are so far away from me now that it could
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  Speaker 3: have been twenty.
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  Speaker 1: The bean on the thrones a good image, saith.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Carl so too.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, Carly, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Love you guys, Love you too. So in my routine
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  Speaker 2: that I have my daily routine, the old morning routine,
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  Speaker 2: I have a very strict ritual. You know. I go
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  Speaker 2: and I do some stretches, I do a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of lifting weights. I do some breathing. I meditated with
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  Speaker 2: this chant, and then I go into my hot tub,
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  Speaker 2: and in my hot tub I kind of pray out
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  Speaker 2: loud and do stuff. Then I get my cold plunge,
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  Speaker 2: and then I come in here and yesterday afternoon, and
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  Speaker 2: this is the first rule problem. But my hot tub
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  Speaker 2: was not hot, and I reached out to Travis, the
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  Speaker 2: pool guy, and I'm like, hey man, hot tub's not hot.
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  Speaker 2: It's only it's eighty six. By the way, eighty six.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty hot, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: No freaking way, bath water, it's not even bad.
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  Speaker 6: Think about it.
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  Speaker 5: Your body's normal temperature is what ninety eight point seven water?
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  Speaker 5: That's eighty six. It's colder than what your normal body TIMPs.
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  Speaker 2: Right, true logic from the librats tomorrow. You got to
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  Speaker 2: ask what's the normal body temperature? Well, you're right, You're right,
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent, right house, it was like eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: So this morning I asked the pool guy to fix
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  Speaker 2: it last time and he couldn't. And when I got
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  Speaker 2: in this morning, I was like, it's eighty four. So
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  Speaker 2: I just did my breathing. I just did my breathing,
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  Speaker 2: and then I went strictly into cold plunge. Right, So
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  Speaker 2: I was in the cold plunge for this morning and
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  Speaker 2: I am freezing right now, Like it is just a
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  Speaker 2: whole different ball game. But it's a whole different ballgame
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  Speaker 2: when you don't hot tub before you come like I'm
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  Speaker 2: just cold punch, and it's just so icy cold, like
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  Speaker 2: my fingertips. Everything feels like I've been sitting in snow.
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  Speaker 6: It's also like.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I, okay, so we've been in this studio for
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  Speaker 5: a long time and I've always had to have some
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  Speaker 5: sort of like snow.
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  Speaker 6: Jacket blanket just to stay a little bit warm.
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  Speaker 5: And neither one of you have ever been cold until
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  Speaker 5: you started cold plunging. And that's kind of like my
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  Speaker 5: husband does the same thing. Whenever he cold plunges. He's
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  Speaker 5: like it's kind of cold in the house. Right now,
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, welcome to my life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is well. We're gonna say pain.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say, yeah, like you cold plunge.
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  Speaker 4: But also I feel like you've been getting really cold
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  Speaker 4: in here, like coming to stand by the heater when
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  Speaker 4: you started getting your blood removed, Like isn't that like
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  Speaker 4: low Like could that be like something to do with it?
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  Speaker 4: Because isn't it like if you have poor blood circulation,
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  Speaker 4: you could get colder?
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  Speaker 1: And worth saying that he's having his blood removed for fun,
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  Speaker 1: right right?
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like, yes, lately I been cold,
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  Speaker 2: but today is different. Today is ten times more cold
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  Speaker 2: than normal. You know, when you're out in the snow
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  Speaker 2: and you're skiing, or you're out playing the snow and
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  Speaker 2: your toes get ice, ice, ice, ice ice. That's where
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  Speaker 2: I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 5: That's how I feel every morning in this studio for
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  Speaker 5: the last fifteen years. If you have to hear your hya,
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  Speaker 5: I told I was tell Scott, I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: need a cold punch.
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  Speaker 6: My whole life is a cold punch.
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  Speaker 2: So check this out. So my wife did something nice
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  Speaker 2: for me. She got me a massage yesterday and it
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  Speaker 2: was at one o'clock I think was my massage. And
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  Speaker 2: it was a guy, a guy named Stacy's his name
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  Speaker 2: funny because your wife's names stage. It's a guy named Stacy.
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  Speaker 2: He's been doing massage for thirty two years. Probably the
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  Speaker 2: best massage I've ever had in my entire life. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this guy's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 6: What made it so fantastic?
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  Speaker 2: He just deep hissoe, he just moved differently. And then
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  Speaker 2: I found out I was asking him how he started,
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  Speaker 2: and he learned massage in South Dakota from a small school.
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  Speaker 2: It was a really older, an older woman, and she
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, like very mister Miyagi, like throw
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  Speaker 2: a coin in the air, two coins in the air,
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  Speaker 2: and you have to grab them, catch him and be
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  Speaker 2: which one's heavier. So you learn touch and you learn all.
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  Speaker 2: He learned all these weird ways to do massage. Then
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  Speaker 2: he went to massage school here and anyway, he's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: But the point of what I'm getting at with the
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  Speaker 2: story is that Blake was gone and I had to
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  Speaker 2: meet him at the house and it was a twelve.
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  Speaker 2: I thought the massage was one, but it was a
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  Speaker 2: toll forty five. And I got home in time to
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  Speaker 2: make some eggs, and I see him pull up, and
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  Speaker 2: I got six dogs, and one of my dogs likes
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  Speaker 2: to kill people, so I have to make sure that
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  Speaker 2: dog's not around. So when I see him coming into
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  Speaker 2: the house, I tried to get the dogs to go
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  Speaker 2: into our playrooms. I lock the door, and we had
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  Speaker 2: my son Jake. When I get home, he goes. The
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  Speaker 2: landscapers were at the house, and so we had to
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  Speaker 2: close the doggy door right because if the doggy door's open,
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  Speaker 2: the dog would try to kill the landscaper. So I
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  Speaker 2: tried to get and so Stacy comes in the house
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  Speaker 2: with his massage table and everything, and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: just go on up to the bedroom and I'll meet
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  Speaker 2: you up there. So he's going up to the stairs
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  Speaker 2: to the bedroom. I'm trying to rally all the dogs
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  Speaker 2: and then I hear him upstairs go I'm like what
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, no, it never mind. I'm like, the
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  Speaker 2: heck scene, let's see what's the yelling for it? Do
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  Speaker 2: you want a sandwich? I got? So I get all
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  Speaker 2: the dogs rallied up. I go upstairs and there is
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  Speaker 2: a like a little carpet little rug like a welcome
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  Speaker 2: map we have before you go in our bedroom. I
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  Speaker 2: never really noticed it before, and it's all pushed to
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  Speaker 2: the side and I go, I'll go, hey, oh what happened?
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  Speaker 2: He goes, well, I walked up and then I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: I go, what is it? And he goes dog poop
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, man, I go because the dog
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  Speaker 2: door was closed, so the dogs had nowhere to go,
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  Speaker 2: so the dog pooped up there and I go, oh, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm glad you didn't step, and he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I did step. And he took off his shoes before
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  Speaker 2: he got in my house. He stepped on it in socks.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst of the worst, better than the barefoot,
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  Speaker 4: because if his barefoot, it would go.
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  Speaker 1: Socks should never getting back.
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  Speaker 2: I stepped in it barefoot before. I've never stepped in
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  Speaker 2: it in socks before. And I when I'm when I looked,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta hope it's the little dog.
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  Speaker 2: Open up. I unfold the welcome Matt and it is
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  Speaker 2: a big dog. And I'm like, oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 2: so And I look at him and he's got one
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  Speaker 2: sock on. So I'm like, oh man, he goes, can
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  Speaker 2: I go into your bathroom and wash off in the sea.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, I want to wash it my saint's.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, here, hold on a minute, I go,
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  Speaker 2: can I just give you a pair? So I go,
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  Speaker 2: and I have a pair of socks that I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I have a you know those socks they're all connected
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  Speaker 2: with the brand new they're up. Yeah, I pull off
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  Speaker 2: a pair of these socks. I go here, use these socks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm this, I thirteen, right, I think he's like a seven.
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  Speaker 2: So they look at pantyhose on him. So he puts
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  Speaker 2: the socks on and then we start to do the
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  Speaker 2: massage and he's slipping and sliding everywhere, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, I just go barefoot. I'm like, yeah, sure, man,
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  Speaker 2: sure even go barefoot. It was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, how long you do massage? He goes,
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  Speaker 2: thirty two years. I go, any chance you've stepped in
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  Speaker 2: dog poop before? And He's like never, never, I never
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  Speaker 2: want to come back in thirty two years and doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So every time I was getting massaged and everyone so
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  Speaker 2: I would just bust out laughing and be embarrassed. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so sorry. I'm so sorry. And he's got too many dogs.
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  Speaker 1: You got too many dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I got too many dogs. It's too many dogs, man.
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  Speaker 2: And there, and I think, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 2: told you guys that the two old ones we got one,
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  Speaker 2: there's like fourteen when this nineteen and I'm expecting them
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  Speaker 2: to pass this year. Oh that's sad, is it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So Blake, Blake tells me, I just taco lego. We
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  Speaker 2: took them back to the back. Guess what, they're so healthy.
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  Speaker 2: They got another five years.
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  Speaker 1: Like no, no, yeah, they're getting all that good dog
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  Speaker 1: food in that beautiful house. Eating, doing whatever they want,
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  Speaker 1: running free.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, their life. I just no more. After six dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I told Blake, I'll never ever whenever these dogs move on,
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  Speaker 2: never again, and She's like, I will always have a dog.
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  Speaker 2: The text line you text JJR and whatever you want
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  Speaker 2: to say to us to the number nine six eight
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  Speaker 2: nine three. Here's a text here from five to zero number.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I hear Kyle on war the roses, I'm
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  Speaker 2: always super impressed at her skills to sell the roses.
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  Speaker 2: She would be good at sales too. Love the show
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  Speaker 2: you guys, She's right every time you says like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got it. Of course I'll take those from us, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: of course. Uh Peyton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna tell each zodiac sign how you act
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  Speaker 4: when you're just in a mood.
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  Speaker 2: One of those days, Hi, Caitlin, what you're signing? Good morning?
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  Speaker 7: Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: My sign is aries aries.
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  Speaker 4: When you're in a mood, you're just the explosive one.
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  Speaker 4: You're mad and everyone knows it. You do not do
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  Speaker 4: that whole bottling it up thing. Your anger. It gets loud,
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  Speaker 4: immediate and usually includes slamming something down, and the worst
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  Speaker 4: part about all of it though. You aries you're over
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  Speaker 4: it in like five minutes, but everyone else around you
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  Speaker 4: is like traumatized from what they just went.
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  Speaker 1: That is pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 4: Although I've gotten better, my cousin has kind of helped
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  Speaker 4: hold me down a bit.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, good good A great day you too.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Rachel, what's your son?
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  Speaker 4: Hi? Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: I am a Capricorn.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Capricorns. When it comes to you being just in
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  Speaker 4: a mood, you're the kind of person that's just all
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  Speaker 4: just work through it. Instead of dealing with your feelings,
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  Speaker 4: you distract yourself with work or errands or literally anything productive.
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  Speaker 4: You'd rather die than let those emotions mess up your routine.
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  Speaker 4: But once that one push it that, once that one
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  Speaker 4: person pushes you too far, it's over for them, you
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  Speaker 4: see red.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, that's true totally.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, Rachel, have a great.
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  Speaker 1: Day, by guys.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 7: What's up? Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Gemini?
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  Speaker 4: All right, Gemini is when you are in a mood,
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  Speaker 4: you are just the passive, aggressive roaster. You say you're fine,
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  Speaker 4: but the sarcasm is through the roof. You start low
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  Speaker 4: key roasting everyone in your path, and people start wondering
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  Speaker 4: if they should be offended. Or scared. You're ranting to
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  Speaker 4: one friend while sending ten tweets about it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: already know. Be careful if you're passing a Gemini, you
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  Speaker 4: might catch a stray.
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  Speaker 3: Hi November, Hi, good morning, No.
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  Speaker 4: Taurus, you guys are this silent treatment expert when you
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  Speaker 4: are in a mood, but you won't say it, like,
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  Speaker 4: you're just going to be extra slow to respond. You're
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  Speaker 4: going to cancel plans and suddenly you become a professional
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  Speaker 4: at ignoring everybody's text. You eventually talk about it, but
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  Speaker 4: only after you've treated yourself to an expensive meal and
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  Speaker 4: taken a nap.
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  Speaker 7: Well, that's true, that's true, Peyton.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta have my nap and I gotta have my meal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you're good.
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  Speaker 7: You're back to being happy, and then I'm okay, that's
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  Speaker 7: most of us, all right, Hi, Harper him all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Harper, I got you for Scorpio. So when you're
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  Speaker 4: just in a bad mood, you are the one that's
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  Speaker 4: secretly plotting on everyone, Like no one knows when you're
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  Speaker 4: really mad until it's too late. You keep it all
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  Speaker 4: bottled up. You acting normal and chill and cool, but
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  Speaker 4: deep down, you're already planning your revenge, Harper, and when
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  Speaker 4: you finally snap, good luck to whoever caused it.
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  Speaker 3: That's so true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you Scorpio's your spicy h Harper.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day you too, Thank you bye, do
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  Speaker 2: you ever?
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  Speaker 4: Libra Libra Kyle, you're the I swear I'm fine liar.
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  Speaker 4: When you're in a mood, you hate confrontation, so you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna say I'm fine while low Keith throwing shade. You'll
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  Speaker 4: start to act extra nice, like too nice, smiling through
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  Speaker 4: the pain, being a little too agreeable. And then you
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  Speaker 4: go and you call your best friend and you rank
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  Speaker 4: to them about how mad you actually are.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably very true.
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  Speaker 4: Richie, my pices, you are the everything is personal one.
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  Speaker 4: When you are upset, it's never just one thing. Suddenly
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  Speaker 4: everything hurts your feelings and you're deep in your main
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  Speaker 4: character moment. You low key want people to notice, but
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  Speaker 4: if they actually start asking what's wrong, you'll say nothing,
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  Speaker 4: and then you'll just go cry about it later.
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  Speaker 1: Hard you deny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Leo Leo's. When we are in a mood, Leo's
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  Speaker 4: we are the one where everyone needs to know everything.
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  Speaker 4: We will not suffer in silence. We will text the
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  Speaker 4: group chat, we will post a cryptic instant story and
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  Speaker 4: we will dramatically sigh every five minutes. If nobody asks
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  Speaker 4: a leo, we will bring it up ourselves because our
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  Speaker 4: pain must be acknowledged. And this is so true.
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody's gonna hear me out.
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  Speaker 1: Payton's coming to me with problems before I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: give you the solution. Then I'm like, why did you
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody else about your problem? But we gotta fix
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I love cryptic posts on Twitter and stuff where you
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  Speaker 2: treat you like, oh, what's going on with that? You
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: know what it's like when it's uh good news, like
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  Speaker 2: when someone will be like big things coming. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 4: How about Virgo Virgos, you are the overthinker. When you
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: are in a mood, you get mad, but instead of
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  Speaker 4: expressing it, you make a mental list of everything that
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  Speaker 4: has ever annoyed you about that person. You replay conversations
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  Speaker 4: word for word, You overanalyze every little thing, and you
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  Speaker 4: consider sending that paragraph text, but instead you just go silent.
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  Speaker 2: Not even if we need to get to your sign there.
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  Speaker 2: I'll post on our website at Johnjenriched dot com. It's
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  Speaker 2: John J.
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  Speaker 1: And rich.
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  Speaker 2: I saw this thing about what's allowed on a plane,
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  Speaker 2: what's not allowed on a plane, and then uh did
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  Speaker 2: it change? Well, somebody was trying to bring well, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to tell you, well somebody you know what
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  Speaker 2: a botch you ball is.
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  Speaker 6: It's isn't it just like a really heavy little ball?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? And they weren't allowed to bring it on a.
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: Plane because it could be a weapon.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Right, So I have a list, a little quiz. I
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: want to run by you guys. You tell me if
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: you can bring this on a plane or not. I'm
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: a s shetty. No, you cannot bring a machete on
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: an airplane.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: A kumquat yes, yes, bochy ball no no, A single
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: knitting needle no, yes you can, you can't, but not
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: to not to a can of gasoline no. A live lobster, yeah, yes,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: you can bring a live los.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: If it's like one, be your weapon. It's an emotional
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: support lobster.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Can you bring a bowling ball? No, yes you can.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: You can bring a ball.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Because the ball is smaller and you can really throw.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: It, but you can hold it the three figures and
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: sad with it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: You'll see it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: If I were in the bachi community, I'd been sensed.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: What about a snow globe, No, I don't know.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: It's like you've flown no liquid.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle's right, but yes, if it's under three point
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: two fluid ounces you can bring in. What about a chainsaw?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: No? No?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: What about an ant farm with ants?
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: No?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Sure, yes, yes you can. You let all the ants out,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: and then it's like, who let all these ants on
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: this mother ethan plane? There's hands on a plane? A
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: lightsaber a toy lightsaber, sure, yes, it says yes, but
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: one time they would let them. They took it away
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: from my kid.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: A real lightsaber, I would think.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: No.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: What about the magic eight ball? Yes, yes, no, you cannot.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Bring liquid inside, probably dangerous.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: What about nail clippers? Yes yes? What about a pool queue, yes,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: poll queue, a pool queue, yeah, it's like you're, you know,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: your shooting pool, shooting pool? The stick pool stick?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: A pool stick?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: No, no, you cannot. Really, A solid chocolate bar, yes, yes,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: A twelve inch cast iron skillet, yes, no you cannot
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: it give you a weapon, you're heavy, that's what got meds.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: What about safety matches, safety matches, no, yes, you can really.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: What about handcuffs, yes, yes. What about a microwave oven? Yes,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: yes you can.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: What you can bring a microwave on if you want
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: some hot pockets on your flight?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: What about human remains? Yes, yes you can?
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: What oh I mean yeah, because I guess, like you know,
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: someone passes away?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Those are some things to bring on a plane. So
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I saw this thing BuzzFeed. This article off a BuzzFeed
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: is making the rounds because it highlights ridiculous British phrases
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: that Americans can't believe are real, like and kind. After
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I say the phrase, will you say it in the
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: English accent?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Sure?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Full of beans?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: That's full of beans.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It means you're full of energy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Oh really like he's a full of beans.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: This means if you throw a temper tantrum, you're throwing.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: It's called throw a wobbly.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: All right now, don't throw a wobbley right now, you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: gonna be all right.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, this means it's cold outside.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Brass monkeys, brass monkeys, that funky monkey.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: They say this phrase that's about as useful as a
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: chocolate teapot.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Well, that's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: This next phrase means that you're going to jail. Spent
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: the weekend at her majesty's pleasure, Well, you just.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Spent the weekend at her majesty's pleasure.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: This next phrase means to make fun of someone, or
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: someone's crossing the line and it's taking the mickey.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: All right, now, you're taking the mickey on that one.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: This next phrase means you're losing your mind, gone completely delayly.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I've gone completely delightly, right now, what's happening?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: This next phrase means like takes the cake, but in
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: a negative way, usually used to show frustration. The phrases
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: takes the biscuit, what takes the bisky? Okay? This next
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: phrase means just like that, and the phrases Bob's your uncle.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and then Bob's your uncle, and then Bob's
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: your uncle.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: We went to the house.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Well you know what you here too is when they
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: say just bugger out of nowhere. Bugger Yeah, but Bob's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: your uncle. I've heard quite a bit like on TV. No,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we go to the bank, we do this, and then
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Bob's your uncle.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: If you watch the movie with Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: they do a whole thing on a word that we
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: can never ever say, and how that word in England
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: is just casual. But he gets set to human resources
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: per se.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: It's not a good word.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Not a good word. Good morning, and.
• 19:50
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• 19:53
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• 20:01
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• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I have stacks of information. Rich has life hacks. A
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: new study found the average Americans commute is worth eight
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: and fifty eight dollars a year. That's not including gas.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: It's just how much the average worker would get if
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: they were paid for all the time commuting. Wow, you
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: guys drive a lot too, I don't a lot. According
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: to new survey, the average dinner time is six forty
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: four PM. At that time, forty percent of people forty
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: four percent of people eat in the kitchen, thirty five
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: percent of people eating the dining room table, twenty five
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: percent eat at a table in the living room, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the rest eat on the couch. I love eating on
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: the couch. I love it so much.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I eat my.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Room you too, like like on the bed.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but also I feel like that's just what happens
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: when you live.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: With your grandma.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Well, like we actually have we have low key disagreements
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: about that because my wife loved to eat bed yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: could eat.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I get crumbs everywhere.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It's a bedtime to salat, Like that is gross. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: do not want to roll over on a creuton. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: she thinks it's hilarious. Last night she thought I was.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I was in the basement in my studio and she
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: thought she could get away with it. So I came
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: up and she said, oh, bedtime doritos, And I'm like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: that is so gross. Why can't you eat in the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: kitchen and move?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: And He's like, she could get away with it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: She said, I was being terrible. I'm like you much.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: She's liked bed brito.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Richie is down in the basement. We all know rich
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: has really great hearing. He here's the crunch of a
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: chip and runs upstairs. I don't think so.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: She's like, you were downstairs for hours.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I get one ship and you're up here.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I met flattys night when I worked in Dallas. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: worked for a station that did these concerts and she
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was doing a like a little show for the radio station.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: up to me. She's like, I'm supposed to go up
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip. Give me
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: a chip, give me a back of chip. So all right,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'll go get your back of chip. So I go
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: get her a bag of chips. Nothing said. She does
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: the concert. She thanks me during the show for a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: bag of chip. She's like, because this man, I got
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking to night.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So she was very cool. I like her a lot.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: She's a cool lady.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: AI note taking apps are getting employees in trouble with
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: HR So have you guys seen these AI note taking apps.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: It's common for a few people to stick around on
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Zoom and keep chatting after Mini ends. They forget the
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: AI still listening, and it's they spill gossip and their
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: comments get shared with the whole teams. A list of
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: amazing foods that other people people think are orated is trending,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: like truffle oil, tomahawk steaks, hot honey ranch, macaroons, Dubai chocolate,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: macha and smash burgers.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: I agree with.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I don't because the hot honey on a pepperoni pizza
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: with ranch, that's.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: The one I don't agree with.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: That's that's that's twenty percent.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: It's like the hot honey and the ranch, but everything
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: else in there I kind.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Of agree with.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of chef Gordon Ramsay talk about never
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: using truffle oil though he said truffles, ruffle butter, whatever
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: is okay, But truffle oil is made from the same
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: stuff that they make perfume from, So it's chemical like chemicals,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to adjust that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Toyota is recalling more than one hundred and forty thousand
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: pre assistices. We're having doors that can unexpectedly open. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: think you have one of those. Weight you're riches.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I do I actually have a door that unexpectedly open?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You take it. In A random poll asks how
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: do you feel about other people making puns? Fourteen percent
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: of people say they love it, three percent hate it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: A pun? What's a pun? Rich?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: A pun that would be like a clever little joke
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: or a funny little joke that's funny.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Men are more into puns than women. We should
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: be surprising. Younger adults like them more than older fish.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: They're like, they're like dad jokes, little tiny dad jokes.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: What do you got for uh life hacks? Little tiny dad?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Well, here's a hack. When you're trying ty dad, when
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you're trying to learn something, here's a hack that will
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: work for you. Don't just read it, don't just highlight it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: The secret to learning something, say the experts, is pretending
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: that you have to teach it to somebody else out loud.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Explain it like they know nothing, because the moment that
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you can teach it, you actually understand it. If you
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: can't explain it yet, then you don't know it yet.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That is the hack. Learn it like you're going to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: teach it to somebody for the first time. Then you
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: know your material. That hack, and many more can be
• 24:30
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