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Hoppe In The House! · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I see what's going on with these brats.
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  TMZ has learned that the Alex versus Alex beef
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  has no singular explosive moment behind it. It's
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  just two blondes that think they're better than
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  each other. It's just a slow burn that's boiling
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  over again. So let me give you a recap of everything
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  you need to know. Sources close to the situation
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  tell us the drama all kind of started when Earl
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  teamed up with Cooper to launch the Hot Mess
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  podcast. Oh, yeah, we all loved it. Through the
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  Unwell Network. They started not really seeing
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  eye to eye. The dynamic shifted. Yeah, you know,
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  I hope Cooper is just thinking she's smarter
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  than everybody. Even though she has ghostwriters.
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  And then things really hit the fan. Which makes
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  you wonder if she's even good at sex. In February
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  of 2025, when Earl's contract was up, our sources
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  say that Cooper and the Unwell Network weren't
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  giving Earl what she felt she deserved. Yeah,
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  you know, it's really weird. Like, she looks
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  just like Alex Cooper, just basic blonde. And
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  that it wasn't just a singular issue, but a combo
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  of business and personal disagreement. All right,
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  so there's that. And let's see if we can unpack
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  this a little more. See if we can unbutton it
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  a little more. This headline just does not want
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  to go away. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive
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  aggressive repost. I love how Alex Cooper is
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  acting like she's not passive aggressive. The
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  likes and the commenting on things. I got to
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  call you out here. You need to get specific and
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  just say what you got to say about me. Hi. we
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  think you're talented but kind of a brat no nda
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  no one is stopping you because i'm really tired
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  of waking up and you know what they you you know
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  what this is this is tamper radio reference this
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  is like bomber versus kelter they're the absolute
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  same person they look alike they do the same
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  thing and they're just threatened seeing you
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  using this big drama to distract from other going
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  online for you not interested Alex Earl commenting
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  on Alex Cooper's TikTok writing, okay, on it.
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  Yeah, she didn't know what to say. But she's
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  a moron. This comes after the ongoing feud. Rumors
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  seem to be reaching a boiling point after. Oh,
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  yeah. Earl reposted this TikTok made from this
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  woman named the Bravo Mom who had a lot of followers.
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  But she's like commenting on Call Her Daddy while
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  in her car. There is nothing more pathetic than
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  a car selfie video on TikTok. It's low production.
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  It shows that you're very impulsive and you think
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  you're smarter than us. by the Bravo Mom, where
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  she shared her take on Alex Cooper's drama -filled
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  interviews on Call Her Daddy. Yeah, you know,
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  you want to have an interesting interview, heaven
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  forbid. Oh, but the Bravo Mom chimed in. Oh,
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  the real genius. Honestly, compare Alex Cooper
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  to an ambulance chaser. You just had the most
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  horrific accident of your life. You're, you know,
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  hanging on by a thread. So are you. Who the hell
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  is the Bravo Mom? You got a lot of followers,
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  but... Who are you, honey? Don't know if you're
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  gonna make it, and she's the first one there.
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  Alex Earl was a guest on Call Her Daddy back...
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  So there's that, and then there's this. Alex
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  Earl reveals the exact moment she saw Alex Cooper's
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  video about their ongoing feud. She was getting
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  plaid by Tom Brady a bit. The influencer's friends
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  film the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's
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  viral TikTok, urging Alex Earl to address their
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  beef head -on. Oh, yeah! You can address me head
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  -on whenever... The influencer's friends filmed
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  the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's viral
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  TikTok video urging Alex Earl to address their
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  beat head on. They really like that line, head
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  on. Over an April 14th TikTok video, if you're
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  wondering, this is how I was woken up the morning
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  after Coachella. Oh, this is totally not staged.
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  No wonder you got let go from the Unwell Network.
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  You're not funny. No, I don't usually dress this
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  kind of stuff because... Oh, this is so fake!
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  Why is everything fake? You'd be good on a prank
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  call morning show. It feels like a waste of time
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  and honestly, no. This is how boring you are,
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  Alex, is that you're pretending you didn't know
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  about it, honey. I'm gonna look like I just woke
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  up in bed. Wow. I hate to say it, but, um, I
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  would say that Alex Cooper won that battle. I
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  would say she came out on top. She probably likes
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  doing it on top. I am so stupid. Alrighty. I
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  saw this, Helen. And this made me absolutely
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  mad. And I thought about how I was going to address
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  this last night. I think about what I'm going
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  to say the next, you know, it seems like it's
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  off the cuff, but there's a point to this. Okay.
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  I do think in domestic violence situations, when
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  a man hits a woman, it's a hundred times worse
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  than when a woman hits a man. Because men have
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  testosterone, men have adrenaline, men have muscles.
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  So it's totally not fair when a man beats up
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  a woman. But just because it is worse than a
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  man does it, does not mean that women should
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  be able to get away with it. And when I saw this
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  headline, this made me mad. Because this is setting
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  a precedent that women can beat up men. And I
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  don't want to hear from the Taylor -Frankie -Paul
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  fans. Well, first of all, if you're a fan of
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  her, you're a moron. But I don't want to hear,
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  oh, well, you know, you don't know what the man
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  did before. That's what's said about men when
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  everything about women. It's a double standard.
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  And because Taylor Frankie Paul is hot, she gets
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  away with it. But she'll always be remembered
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  as a deadbeat mom and a sociopathic loser. Reality
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  TV star Taylor Frankie Paul will not face new
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  criminal charges. Oh, that's good. If there wasn't
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  video, I would maybe hit it. We saw her beat
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  the crap out of her dude. Now, he's a loser as
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  well. Don't get me wrong here. But this is an
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  embarrassment. This is why the world laughs at
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  us. We allow domestic violence from women. From
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  multiple domestic violence allegations. Yeah,
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  here's the update in this one. Prosecutors in
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  Utah say that some of the incidents didn't rise
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  to a crime. Others didn't have a... Oh, Utah
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  said so. There are a bunch of losers out there.
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  Believe it in the Mormon cult. Of course, they're
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  going to side with her. Again. It must be amazing
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  being a woman. I'm not saying you should commit
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  crimes and think that women should get away with
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  it. And I'm not saying that. You know what I'm
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  saying? What I'm trying to say is this. It drives
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  me absolutely nuts to double standard that beautiful
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  women can do whatever they want. They can sleep
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  with their students, get 20 months probation.
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  A man sleeps with his student, five years jail.
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  A man beats up a woman, which is worse than a
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  woman beating up a man, I will say. The man gets
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  five years. A woman does it, no charges. And
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  the women want equal rights. Women go, oh, we're
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  not treated well in the workplace. If you want
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  equal rights, then you should be charged equally.
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  Enough evidence to move forward. The investigation
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  involves... There's not enough evidence. You
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  see her beating the crap out of them. This is
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  her paying off the judge. Claims from her ex
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  -partner with both sides accusing each other
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  of abuse. And of course... So then charge him
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  as well. This new video came. There's, she threw
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  a, she threw a burst. Now that everybody was
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  talking about the decision comes. You look at
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  those eyes. She's a crazy broad. As the two of
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  them continue to fight over protective orders.
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  There's a court hearing set for later this month.
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  And of course, listen, I'm glad that they brought
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  a kid into the room. But can you imagine having
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  both of those losers as your parents? That would
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  suck. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you may be beautiful.
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  You're crazy. And you make women look bad. Oh,
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  yeah. It is Friday. I hope you appreciate the
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  consistency of shows I put out because next week
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  I'll probably do one or two jumbo shows. But
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  the thing is, I'm going home to Chicago and I
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  got a lot of people I got to see because I'm
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  so popular. I couldn't even say that with a normal
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  voice. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, it's Scott
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  Rizzuto from The Riz Show in St. Louis, and you're
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  listening to my man, Ryan Hoppy, on the Hoppy
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  Hour. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is your alternative
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  to the typical morning show with fake dating
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  segments. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,
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  you know he's right. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's going to start.
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  Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The semen was
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  so big. Hello? Something completely different.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. For
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  the next two days, I will be in St. Petersburg,
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  Florida. And then after that, I'm going to be
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  in the city. Not in Chicago. No. And in Minneapolis.
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  And in honor of me being in Chicago. Let me turn
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  this on. We got this new premiere called Hoppies
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  in the House. Say, turn it louder, turn it louder.
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  I got it. Puppies in the house, talk that talk.
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  We call them all out. From Chi -town blocks to
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  the Tampa sun. If you're scared of the truth,
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  better start to run. 6 '9", big mic, big talk.
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  Midwest made, now he run the Gulf Coast walk.
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  Morning show, but the topic's grown. Spilling
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  tea on your favorite phones blown. Yeah, he laughing
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  in his deadline. Rich and elite, y 'all out of
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  your mind. Red coffee room was messy in the sheets
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  If they did dirt, he replayed the receipts Hey,
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  hey, hoppies in the house Hands up, hands up,
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  wild in the crowd Say, hoppy hour, hoppy hour
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  Say, turn it louder, turn it louder Hey, hey,
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  hoppies in the house Hey, hoppies in the house
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  And I'm all out from I'm so freaking excited.
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  I'm not excited about the layover in Atlanta.
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  Now I see a lot of my radio friends. Oh, yeah.
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  Y 'all, do you want me to be honest? So last
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  night I was trying to get into mode of Chicago.
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  I do this every year because it's a lot to fly
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  home and leave at my cat. I'm getting a cat sitter
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  and I'll get to that in a second. But I listen
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  to old Chicago radio. To try to get into the
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  zone And last night I was listening to Mancow's
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  old CD Because I'm not one of the guys in radio
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  That claims that I come up with original ideas
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  I'll give credit to where I get ideas from So
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  that song was called Hoppy's in the House Here
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  is Mancow's in the House You'll see where I'm
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  kind of going Yeah Yeah, I'm kicking it. I'm
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  kicking it with the Rock 1035 crew, fool. So
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  we're busting a little something something for
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  you. Mad Cow's definitely in the house. So let's
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  rock, Chicago. Come on now. Mad Cow was in the
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  house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow was
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  in the house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow
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  was in the house. You see the vibe I was going
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  for? That is a vibe. It'll get the girls going
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  crazy. I got it. All right. I want to talk about
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  something real quick. Why does everybody care
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  if Joey Fatone goes to Mar -a -Lago or not? It's
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  obvious we've heard from Lance Bass's husband
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  that Joey Fatone doesn't know how to hold on
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  to his money. And if you would have paid me to
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  go to Mar -a -Lago, now I wouldn't be partaking
• 14:22
  in the sketchy things that go on in Mar -a -Lago.
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  But you better believe I'd be there. Pay me $50
• 14:31
  ,000 to perform Hoppy Hour. I might get banned
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  for what I say about Trump. You can give me the
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  money. Yesterday, I saw this guy on TikTok that
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  I think is living a lie. You know what the lie
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  is? It was this gay black guy and he goes, I
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  am no longer gay and I have been surrendered
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  and saved by Jesus. And I'm going on my first
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  day with a woman. And I'm thinking, give it a
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  little warm -up. She'll be going down on the
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  guy. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
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  Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Man,
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  you know how serious I am about this podcast?
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  And this job is the fact that I dream about board
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  hopping. Drives me nuts! Maybe I've had so many
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  traumatic moments, Florida being like when the
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  C word went over the radio on the phone. Maybe
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  they shouldn't have the producers editing it
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  while on mushrooms. But that was very traumatic.
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  So yesterday was tax day. I just, I don't like
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  doing my taxes. I don't know if anybody likes
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  doing their taxes. But you know what I say that
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  I usually never get recognized? When I get recognized
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  in public, it's never when I'm with a hot -ass
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  girl on a first date or looking dressed up at
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  a comic bar. That's when my hair's looking raggedy.
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  And I got a little bit of sand in my eyes. I
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  was at the H &R Block on MLK and St. Pete. And
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  I had this like 75 -year -old guy named Jim who
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  did my taxes. Wasn't the friendliest guy, but
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  you don't really need a friendly tax person.
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  I was in and out in 45 minutes. I got to give
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  him a good review. And this guy goes into the
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  cubicle and goes, yo, what up, papi? And he gives
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  me a knuckle. And then the guy was like, did
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  you know that person? I was like, nope. Then
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  I was explaining to him radio. Seemed very confused.
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  I'm sad. So I want to see Soulja Boy in concert.
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  Oh, that'd be great. You cranked up. Here's the
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  problem. He's performing on May 9th. You know
• 16:51
  who else is performing on a May 9th? is the artist
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  known as Kid Cudi. And if I were to choose between
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  Kid Cudi and Soulja Boy with the opener of Lil
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  Xan, I'm probably gonna choose Kid Cudi. His
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  music speaks to me. So I'm hoping to manifest
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  that it's a little overpriced because of this.
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  Scumbags, the Live Nation. The last night of
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  that cowhouse. One of my favorite cow bars. And
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  my friend Kelly goes, did you hear that the new
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  Aldi's is opening up on 4th Street? Oh my God.
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  I know I'm growing up. This is millennial. I'm
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  getting older. That is the genuine excitement
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  I had about an Aldi's being two minutes from
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  my house. Made my day. It's also right next door
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  to where I worked at at 102 .5 The Bone. So I
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  wonder if I'll see Dizzy, that little bitch.
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  If I saw him, I'd have to literally put my neck
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  down and look at him. Hi, buddy. I can barely
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  see him. Go, Baymax! You know what's one of the
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  worst feelings? Man, you're at home. And you're
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  trying to smoke a little bit. And you know what
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  happens? Is your lighter dies. And I had this
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  lighter that's been with me through a second.
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  And the lighter just decides to not work last
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  night. It's kind of like a downer. And it's like,
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  well, I could go to 7 -Eleven. I've gotten really
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  lazy recently. Thanks to Uber Eats and the thing
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  known as Amazon. I never want to leave my house.
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  One of my neighbors that moved out has this like
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  circular chair. Or not chair, this circular table.
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  And I just sit there and do my work. Mm -hmm.
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  It's better not to have you around in general
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  masses anyway. I offend them. And I have this
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  new thing I've been doing. I'm obsessed with
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  my screen time. Right now I'm averaging 2 hours
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  and 15 minutes on my cell phone. And my record
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  is 2 hours and 32 minutes. And every week I try
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  to do it less and less. Now my screen time on
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  my laptop is a lot different. But that's me doing
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  work and overthinking things. It's an interesting
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  thing. You don't realize how much you grab your
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  phone until you try to, you know, grab your phone.
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  I do a checklist on Google Keep. Everyone talks
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  about Google Docs, but Google Keep's like kind
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  of like a, it's like a Post -it note app kind
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  of. And you write down what you got to do. And
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  when you're done, sometimes I have that void
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  where I'm done with work for the day. Like today,
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  I got to make like seven, eight videos and I'm
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  doing the Hammer and Hank show. So it's going
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  to be a very busy day. I saw that that girl passed
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  away. She was like 18 or 19. She passed away
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  from the consumptions of energy drinks. And of
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  course my mom messages me a message about how
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  she's worried about my energy drink consumption.
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  Now I have it in the Yeti cup in the studio because
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  we cannot have any open drinks here at the studio.
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  I'm going to drink on it real quick in her honor.
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  Listen, do I think energy drinks are good for
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  me? No. Do I kind of need them to operate when
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  I've done 94 hoppy hours this year and hammer
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  and hang shows combined and made 370 videos with
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  70 downloads? Shut up, bro. Yeah, I would say
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  I probably need the adrenaline. I'll die of something.
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  Let me take a sip of this prime energy, by the
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  way. A little PSA. I know the prices of energy
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  drinks have gone up. Everyone's freaking out.
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  If you go to Wawa on 4th Street, I'm not sure
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  if other Wawas are doing it. They have not one
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  of the skinny prime energies that's the size
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  of Logan Paul's penis. No, one of the big ones
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  that's the size of mine. Yeah, they have Iboga.
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  $1 .99 for one that's the size of like a Monster
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  Energy. Oh, yeah. Y 'all be ready to go. I'll
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  sing this song. We're ready to go right now.
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  So last night, had an interesting night. I paid
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  for the NBA package this year. It's actually
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  affordable, unlike those scumbags over at the
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  NFL. But here's the problem, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls. was a lot of times when it's
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  a meaningless game in January, it's hard to have
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  the attention span. Last night, the Golden State
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  Warriors won the first game of the play -in tournament
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  as the 10th seed, being up the 9th seed Clippers.
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  And we'll break it down more during Happy's Hoops.
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  But all I got is Stephen Curry, my hero. Mm -hmm.
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  Man, he hit that three -pointer to take the lead
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  and never looked back. But you know what I'm
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  realizing? That I'm getting a little ulner. I
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  used to be able to watch an NBA game until 1
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  a .m. And be asleep at 1 .05 a .m. Man, I did
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  not go to bed until probably around 2 .30. I
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  am dragging ass right now. I don't know how people
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  do it. I don't know if I can club anymore. Seems
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  like a lot of stress. So I'm flying this weekend.
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  And I'm actually flying, let me see here. I'm
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  going on a combined three flights. One to Atlanta
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  and one to Chicago. I don't want to be in Atlanta.
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  But then I'm going to Minneapolis. for three
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  days after being in Chicago for five days. And
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  there's two parts. I really wish you could bring
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  your own liquids on the plane. I get why they
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  don't do it. But my God, I would love nothing
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  more than just to bring some coffee, bring some
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  energy drinks and be good to go. And the food's
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  going to be overpriced and I'm going to be stuck
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  in Atlanta. But at least I got to see my radio
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  friends, have Chicago food, and see my family.
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  But oh my God, am I going to miss my camp. These
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  past few days, I've been just hanging out with
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  Luna. She has no idea. I wish I could put into
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  her brain a little chip that says, Dad's going
• 23:55
  to be gone for eight days. It'll all work out.
• 24:00
  That's going to be her. I had to go on to site
• 24:03
  rover .com. The good rover site. And let me tell
• 24:09
  you, I hired this woman who seems like a really
• 24:12
  good cat lady. Not too crazy, but passionate
• 24:15
  about cats. She had like over a thousand reviews.
• 24:17
  And it's 20 bucks a day and she's going to go
• 24:19
  there and feed my cat. But I'm not saying my
• 24:22
  house is messy because it's not. But there's
• 24:25
  a difference between having a whiner and having
• 24:30
  a guy over. And what happened, ladies and gentlemen,
• 24:34
  boys and girls, is last night I was scrubbing.
• 24:39
  trying to get ready to have this woman over on
• 24:41
  rover .com. And what happens is you have to like
• 24:47
  request people. And my mom was freaking out.
• 24:50
  She's like, I don't know if you'll be able to
• 24:51
  get someone in time. So I go on the site and
• 24:54
  I applied for like five people and all five people
• 24:56
  hit me up. And it's probably the douchiness in
• 25:00
  me. But I did this thing where I only got back
• 25:05
  to the woman I actually wanted. And then the
• 25:09
  rest of them, I just kind of blocked. I was like,
• 25:11
  sorry. I don't have the guts to say I don't need
• 25:13
  you. It's not that I'm a coward. I just don't
• 25:18
  have the energy. And finally, I don't even know
• 25:22
  what more we can say about this. Tampa Bay goes,
• 25:26
  why don't we get the respect of the big cities?
• 25:31
  Canales County, Hillsborough County. Hernando
• 25:35
  County is crazy. Pasco County is Pasco County.
• 25:39
  Manatee County, the Bay Area, always wants respect.
• 25:43
  But then they allowed Jeffrey Knight to just
• 25:46
  get away with taking a Hispanic man's life while
• 25:49
  he totally wasn't a mushroom. He was sober. And
• 25:54
  the fact that this area just allowed him to get
• 25:59
  away with it. I never, ever want to hear this
• 26:03
  area go, why don't we get respect? Because you
• 26:05
  let him get away with it. And that's your daily
• 26:09
  reminder that Jeffrey Knight is a scum. I'm back.
• 26:16
  All righty. Time for Hoppy's Inbox. It's time
• 26:19
  for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 26:22
  Hoppy. So I did an AI Lego. Making fun of Alex
• 26:27
  Era. And, uh, you know, uh, what happened? Mm
• 26:31
  -hmm. Meredith from Orlando and the Freak Show
• 26:36
  and Wild 94 and 199. Here's the thing, ladies
• 26:42
  and gentlemen, boys and girls. She commented,
• 26:44
  I think this is a prettier version of me is what
• 26:47
  Meredith said. And I said, oh, don't talk yourself
• 26:49
  down. You're beautiful inside and out. Also,
• 26:52
  Alex and Alex are not as genuine or cool as you.
• 26:57
  So then I shared this video. It's on my Facebook.
• 27:01
  Meredith has a new show. It's called Headline
• 27:07
  and High Heels of Meredith. It's going to be
• 27:10
  on RHS TV, Apple TV, Roku, Amazon Fire. Follow
• 27:15
  Meredith to learn more about him. And in honor
• 27:19
  of the radio legend that is known as Meredith.
• 27:24
  I worked with NJ. I worked with Orlando. It's
• 27:27
  time for the Mayor Horn. Mm -hmm. Awesome. Someone
• 27:35
  comments, Ryan, thank you for calling out the
• 27:39
  double standards when it comes to women getting
• 27:41
  away with crimes. Your words are appreciated.
• 27:46
  Thank you, my friend. That's what I'm here for.
• 27:51
  That's why Hoppy's in the house. Enough of that.
• 27:57
  Let's see what's going on on Instagram. Mm -hmm.
• 28:04
  It's just like an HPV board. It won't go on.
• 28:07
  I'm Neil Long. He's a hot -ass cougar. Which,
• 28:12
  by the way, everyone knows I love my cougars.
• 28:20
  She said that she loves dating young men because
• 28:24
  they're fun and they go home. Who think if you're
• 28:27
  looking for a partner, you have to be actively
• 28:29
  out there in order to meet. But I also am not
• 28:34
  in that space right now. So in the meantime,
• 28:37
  in the meantime, men are not a priority. There
• 28:40
  seems to be an uptick in women enjoying the company
• 28:44
  of younger men. Hell yeah. We can go to power
• 28:47
  town. Uh huh. I like this idea. I'm a big fan
• 28:50
  of this. I love it. Why not? Isn't that a sin
• 28:53
  yet? See, I told you I'm not really out there.
• 28:55
  I got to get out there. Come on, dude. You got
• 28:58
  to do it. On the apps. No. Neolong, you'd cut
• 29:03
  on the apps. They have one for famous people.
• 29:05
  They do? They do. What's it called? Raya. I've
• 29:09
  heard of Raya. Oh, wow. I feel stupider for listening
• 29:11
  to them. Sometimes these podcasts, I'm like,
• 29:15
  you don't need a podcast. Clavicular goes live
• 29:18
  after overdosing in Miami. Wait, what type of
• 29:23
  maxing was it? Live maxing. I'm feeling good,
• 29:28
  dude. I'm chilling. I'm chilling, man. All right,
• 29:31
  good. Good for you. He's loser maxing. Get what
• 29:37
  I did there. Let's see here. Drink Champs host
• 29:41
  Nori. Nori, whatever it is. I don't worry. Opens
• 29:45
  up about his previous interview with Offset and
• 29:48
  why he didn't ask if he slept with Sweetie. interview
• 29:51
  with Takeoff and Quavo together. By the way,
• 29:55
  the Migos, just to be very clear, is still probably
• 29:58
  my favorite hip -hop group of this generation
• 30:00
  because I just love what they have. They legends.
• 30:05
  And by the way, because we're dipping into a
• 30:12
  conversation where it seems like me and Offset
• 30:14
  had beef. We didn't have beef. What it was was...
• 30:19
  He asked me for a certain thing that I actually
• 30:21
  did. I just didn't do it. You took out the question
• 30:25
  of he didn't talk about him sleeping with Sweetie,
• 30:27
  which offset asking about it not being there
• 30:30
  means that he slept with Sweetie. Whether or
• 30:35
  not offset. Piece of ass. Slept with Sweetie.
• 30:38
  Absolutely. You took that question out. Absolutely.
• 30:40
  And you still have that footage. Absolutely.
• 30:42
  And you have the answer. Absolutely. Wow. You
• 30:46
  claim you're about the man code. Yeah, you keep
• 30:47
  the question in there. Live Nation is in trouble
• 30:52
  with a jury as they determine that they function
• 30:55
  as a monopoly, having excessive prices for fans.
• 30:59
  Because they're scumbags. And I just saw this
• 31:03
  man live. But Bow Wow speaks on seeing the same
• 31:06
  women from Trey's song show and Chris Brown's
• 31:08
  Breezy Bowl show backstage. These women are in
• 31:11
  their fun era. Here's what I call it. That's
• 31:18
  the fun era for them. Erica Kirk. Here is J .D.
• 31:25
  Vance saying why she pulled out of the show.
• 31:28
  Mr. Vice President, I'm on stage here instead
• 31:31
  of our friend Erica Kirk. That's right. Because,
• 31:34
  unfortunately, she has received some very serious
• 31:37
  threats. Here's what's weird. Is Erica Kirk receives
• 31:40
  threats, but then the vice president goes? Makes
• 31:42
  sense. No, it's because of the low ticket sales.
• 31:44
  In her direction. Which is terrible. It's a terrible
• 31:49
  reflection on the state of reality and the state
• 31:51
  of the country. Mr. Vice President. There you
• 31:54
  go. You know it's got to be awkward. I really
• 31:57
  do think they plowed each other. I can't see
• 32:01
  a world where they didn't. Rick Ross speaks on
• 32:09
  why he still performs Drake collabs and where
• 32:12
  their friendship stands. And to many Rick Ross
• 32:14
  fans out there, one thing that we've majorly
• 32:17
  enjoyed are your collaborations with Drake. Obviously,
• 32:19
  the last couple years haven't been the best in
• 32:21
  terms of your relationship. Got it! But it seems
• 32:26
  as though... It didn't seem that deep for you
• 32:29
  because I feel like you're a rapper's type of
• 32:31
  rapper. Is there any hope in the future for any
• 32:33
  future collaborations? Homie got a lot of issues
• 32:39
  he got to address. He's pedophilic. I'm going
• 32:43
  to leave it right there. Yeah, there you go.
• 32:46
  He's like, I don't really want to associate with
• 32:48
  a pedophile, but Drake's also one of the best
• 32:50
  divers. I kind of don't know what to do. That's
• 32:52
  essentially what he said. Now, I like Jay Electronica.
• 32:56
  I like Exhibit C. It's a banger in the club.
• 32:59
  But Jay Electronica seems like kind of a douchebag.
• 33:02
  He seems mentally unhinged. First of all, he's
• 33:07
  rapping acapella of his song, which the whole
• 33:09
  point of your song is your beat, not your average
• 33:11
  rapping, dude. Mm -hmm. Here he is singing Free
• 33:16
  Diddy. Freak Puff, by the way. Freak Puff. Not
• 33:20
  did him. He tried to hang my dog on some bullshit.
• 33:24
  Yeah, you know, he was at the parties. Just because
• 33:26
  a nigga like to get nasty, he tried to hit him
• 33:28
  with a book of words. Yeah, Jay Electronica kind
• 33:31
  of reminds me of that thing from Married With
• 33:33
  Children where it's like, I had four touchdowns
• 33:35
  at Polk High. It's like once I had a really good
• 33:37
  song called Exhibit C. Mm -hmm. It's a good song.
• 33:43
  DDG was on the Crew Has It podcast with the two
• 33:47
  dudes from Power. And he talks about how being
• 33:51
  single take a mentally toll on him. The relationships
• 33:56
  that I've been in has been public. It's not like
• 33:59
  I can really stop it. I've made my livelihood
• 34:06
  off of basically showing. at least 40 % or 30
• 34:10
  % of my life. Hell yeah! You give up your life
• 34:14
  for clout. You know what I mean? That's crazy.
• 34:15
  So. Are you more of a relationship guy or are
• 34:18
  you more of a single? You are? I don't like being
• 34:20
  single. Why is that? Being single's okay. You
• 34:24
  can, you know, go to bed alone, do whatever.
• 34:27
  Sometimes you just want to get laid. Mm -hmm.
• 34:32
  Too easy. Oh, it singles the best, though. It's
• 34:35
  cool. I can see that. It's cool, but it's like
• 34:37
  it gets to a point where it gets drained, and
• 34:39
  it's like, oh, yeah. Sometimes I want to be in
• 34:44
  a relationship where I get drained out. It'd
• 34:45
  be nice. You know what I mean? Sometimes it'd
• 34:48
  be nice to just go, you know what? I feel like
• 34:50
  getting drained out right now. I would not mind
• 34:53
  it. Three different girls at once. I don't want
• 34:56
  to care about how your day was. It's hard enough
• 34:59
  for me to care about how one girl's day was.
• 35:01
  I don't want to hear that bullshit from before
• 35:04
  y 'all. Alright, that dude sounds jealous. DDG
• 35:08
  probably just does it all and more. Whatever
• 35:12
  you think DDG's doing to women, he's dying. Oh,
• 35:17
  DDG, you are terrible at rap. Mm -hmm. But you're
• 35:22
  kind of a badass. I don't know why you're a badass,
• 35:26
  but you just seem like a badass. All right. I'm
• 35:30
  about to cough. I'm dying. It'd be weird if I
• 35:32
  died in the show. Unfortunately, it would not
• 35:35
  go live because no one would know where to upload
• 35:36
  my show. If I died on the radio, people would
• 35:38
  be like, oh, being able to tape it or whatever.
• 35:42
  But if I died here, you'd be like, oh, well,
• 35:44
  no one heard it. Nala Ray speaks about how much
• 35:48
  money she owes to IRS. Let me tell you what I
• 35:52
  did yesterday. I took my IRS forms that I've
• 35:54
  gotten in the mail, which are numerous, by the
• 35:56
  way, because they're always telling me like,
• 35:58
  oh, this is a late payment. This is a late, like
• 36:00
  you're running late. This is due now, right?
• 36:02
  And this is a crap ton of money. So, of course,
• 36:05
  I'm late. Oh, yeah. This is something you want
• 36:08
  to admit. Listen, you can believe in God all
• 36:15
  you want. It's nice to believe in God. I don't.
• 36:20
  But if you believe in God, that's cool. But even
• 36:23
  if you think God could save you from whatever,
• 36:26
  he ain't saving you from the IRS. Or have $250
• 36:30
  ,000 laying around. Otherwise, I would pay it.
• 36:33
  And so I took these forms and I literally came
• 36:39
  down here once again. Yeah, you didn't. I set
• 36:41
  them on the table. I looked at it, pointed at
• 36:43
  it. I was like, you have no authority over me.
• 36:45
  I demand in the name of Jesus that you move.
• 36:47
  I am. You think I felt that yesterday? I didn't
• 36:51
  want to sit with a bunch of boomers to get my
• 36:53
  taxes done. Oh, yeah, but the name of Jesus.
• 36:58
  The International Revenue Service or whatever
• 37:00
  they stand for. I does not care. You move. You
• 37:05
  pick up and go. All right, honey. Here you go.
• 37:08
  Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.
• 37:13
  Blah, blah, blah, blah. Here is Scarlett Johansson
• 37:18
  saying she panicked on her first date with Colin
• 37:20
  Jones. She seems a little awkward in like a cute
• 37:22
  way. Like, why don't you get her in bed? It's
• 37:24
  all good. Honestly, nobody ever asked me out
• 37:27
  really before. I don't believe that. I'm telling
• 37:29
  you. Yeah, we're all scared of you, honey. I
• 37:31
  really, people say that, but it's true. Because
• 37:33
  you were a serial monogamist. I was a serial
• 37:35
  monogamist. there's jenna bush the nutbell baby
• 37:38
  like i just never got the kind of traditional
• 37:40
  like hey would you like to have dinner sometime
• 37:42
  it just i don't know if it was just because i
• 37:44
  was working since i was little i don't know why
• 37:46
  but i just didn't get asked so he actually asked
• 37:48
  me on a date we went hell yeah he's got that
• 37:51
  baby and he can make a girl laugh to an italian
• 37:54
  restaurant east village was a lovely date we
• 37:57
  had dinner at like 8 8 p .m or whatever and then
• 38:00
  afterwards he was like i would love to you know
• 38:03
  i'm meeting friends let's go grab a drink and
• 38:05
  i hadn't dated basically ever and she's such
• 38:08
  a hot piece of ass so i was just like i got to
• 38:10
  go now i can see why they work as a couple i
• 38:16
  need to leave and i got home to relieve my what
• 38:18
  type of plastic surgery did jenna bush get she
• 38:21
  did not need it she looks raggedy babysitter
• 38:23
  and it was like 9 36 and she was like why are
• 38:25
  you home yeah go get planned let's see what we
• 38:32
  have here Oh, this is very, very strange. When
• 38:38
  I tell you this is strange, this is like off
• 38:40
  -putting strange. RFK Jr. reveals he cut off
• 38:44
  his genitals. Wait, wait, wait. That'd be a better
• 38:49
  headline. No, RFK reveals he cut the genitals
• 38:52
  off a dead raccoon to study. I mean, when Jeffrey
• 38:56
  Dahmer does it, it's like weird. But when RFK
• 38:59
  does it, it's supposed to be normal. Funk that.
• 39:01
  RFK Jr. revealed that he once pulled his family
• 39:04
  over on the side of the road after he spotted
• 39:06
  a dead raccoon to, you guessed it, cut off its
• 39:09
  genitals. So the post. I would not have guessed
• 39:12
  that if I didn't know the headline. Isabel Vincent
• 39:14
  authored this new book, RFK Jr., The Fallen Rise.
• 39:17
  And in the book, RFK Jr. says, and I quote. I
• 39:21
  was standing in front of my parked car on I -684,
• 39:24
  cutting the **** out of a road -killed raccoon,
• 39:27
  thinking about how weird some of my family members
• 39:29
  have turned out to be. Ha ha ha ha! That's you
• 39:33
  projecting. You're the ogre and all. You cheated
• 39:37
  on them! Cheryl, hi, did you lose her? Let me
• 39:41
  have her, I'll plow her. Ah, here is Cardi B.
• 39:44
  Here is Cardi B. Evading she can't continue to
• 39:50
  be a single mom and she's going to put Offset
• 39:52
  and Stefan Diggs on child support. And I'm so
• 39:56
  tired because I want to detach myself from shit.
• 39:59
  Got it. It just doesn't stop. I want to detach
• 40:03
  myself from shit too. I just drink some coffee
• 40:06
  so it'll probably happen soon. When does it fucking
• 40:09
  stop? I try to be nice. I try to contact family.
• 40:14
  Contact family. I try to or whatever. And it's
• 40:18
  not working. And I'm so tired. I'm really getting
• 40:21
  so tired. I don't want to do things that's going
• 40:25
  to overshadow what I got going on. Yeah, your
• 40:27
  concert tour. It's literally a nightmare. Well,
• 40:33
  that's on you, boo. You're the one who decided
• 40:35
  to let them, you know, complete the task. Here's
• 40:39
  how Joey Fatone found out that Lance Bass is
• 40:42
  gay. There was a lot of times where people said
• 40:45
  trigger words, I probably would freeze up and
• 40:47
  you would just kind of like Homer Simpson back
• 40:50
  into the bushes. You're like, I'm just going
• 40:51
  to disappear right now. In the group, it was
• 40:55
  really interesting because I was the first one
• 40:57
  to find out. We go out one night, we all go back
• 41:00
  to Lance's house. I pass out in one of his guest
• 41:02
  bedrooms. I wake up at like three o 'clock in
• 41:04
  the morning. He's blowing me. What do you wake
• 41:07
  up and he's giving you a head? I go to his bedroom,
• 41:09
  open the door, there's nobody in there. And I
• 41:11
  go to his office, and I open up the door, and
• 41:13
  he's sitting there, and there's a guy straddle
• 41:15
  on top of him. Oh, yeah! I was at my computer,
• 41:21
  and my boyfriend at the time, my very, very first
• 41:24
  boyfriend, was sitting on my lap. God, Lance
• 41:27
  Band seems like a good -ass dude. Not naked,
• 41:29
  but there's straddle on top, and I was like,
• 41:31
  got quiet. And he's like, oh, sorry. I'm like,
• 41:35
  no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here, come here.
• 41:36
  And I was like, oh, yeah, join us. Surprise.
• 41:40
  You know, bro, I said, Honestly, your mom's going
• 41:43
  to kill you. Because they're losers from the
• 41:47
  South. That's what I said to him. And he's like,
• 41:49
  oh, please, I don't care. I'm like, okay. And
• 41:51
  I knew he wouldn't care, but it was just so nice
• 41:53
  to hear. Yeah, you know, homophobia is not really
• 41:56
  cool. Those words, and finally one of the members
• 42:00
  of your group. and be like, I don't care. He
• 42:03
  goes, just don't tell anybody. I don't want to
• 42:05
  tell anybody yet. It's not right. I go, Lance,
• 42:08
  I love you. I said, you're my brother. You let
• 42:10
  me know when it's right for you to tell. It's
• 42:13
  really for telling some guy you want on your
• 42:14
  son. A Snoop Dogg has a biopic coming out, even
• 42:19
  though he's not dead yet, which makes sense.
• 42:20
  We don't want to manifest him dying now, even
• 42:22
  though he got away with murder. Here's what happens
• 42:25
  in a man's brain when a man is sexually starved.
• 42:28
  How being sexually starved changes a man's brain
• 42:30
  is the science no one wants to discuss. Because
• 42:33
  it's not about being horny. It's about being
• 42:35
  human. When a man goes months without intimacy,
• 42:39
  testosterone doesn't just drop. His entire system
• 42:42
  shifts into survival. Dopamine, the motivation
• 42:46
  chemical, fades. Nothing feels exciting. Goals
• 42:49
  feel meaningless. Cortisol stays elevated. His
• 42:52
  body reads the rejection as danger. So he becomes
• 42:55
  irritable, short -tempered. Small things feel...
• 42:58
  Well, being short -tempered over not getting
• 42:59
  laid is kind of lame. Massive. Oxytocin, the
• 43:02
  bonding hormone, disappears. Yeah, you know,
• 43:05
  that's where the drugs come in. And what I mean
• 43:08
  by that is love is a drug. He stops feeling close
• 43:10
  to anyone. Ah, well, that sucks. You can't give
• 43:13
  women that much power. You got to live an abundant
• 43:15
  life so they come over and then, you know, come
• 43:18
  to the apartment and get it. So, this is kind
• 43:21
  of weird. Neon, the streamer. Alabama Parker
• 43:25
  clearly has a boyfriend. Big black guy that's
• 43:29
  taking her to Powtown. And Neon delivered a whole
• 43:32
  bouquet of flowers to her house. He has such
• 43:36
  a beta. Clavicular. Let me see here. Computer's
• 43:41
  freezing. No, don't do that. Clavicular explains
• 43:44
  his... Upcoming $35 ,000 double jaw surgery.
• 43:48
  What the hell is he doing? Bro, put your money
• 43:50
  in the freaking Roth IRA. What are you doing?
• 43:54
  Nothing lasts forever. Man. Make a cut on the
• 44:00
  lower jaw and then move it forward and apply
• 44:02
  screws. What's the chance he's gay? And it's
• 44:05
  pretty hard. Same with the upper jaw. It's called
• 44:08
  a Laforte osteotomy. They cut along your anterior
• 44:11
  nasal spine and then advance your jaw forward.
• 44:14
  Yeah, make sure you get the jaw wide open for
• 44:16
  Lamar. Prosecutors say Julio Felio's killer was
• 44:21
  listening to his music before and after he died.
• 44:24
  That's a true sociopath. Like I said, whenever
• 44:27
  I hear the name Julio Felio, I think of MJ on
• 44:32
  the radio going, Julio Felio. Clavicular made
• 44:36
  a club appearance last night, so that's good.
• 44:38
  Katy Perry's manager said that Katy Perry and
• 44:42
  Ruby Rose were both very drunk on the night of
• 44:44
  that assault, where Katy Perry did some weird
• 44:47
  things with her vagina. Don Lemon says he might
• 44:50
  run for president. Oh, goody, goody gumdrops.
• 44:52
  Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos were on a yacht.
• 44:55
  What else would they be doing? Ex -UFC star Mark
• 44:58
  Hunt was charged with threatening to kill a woman.
• 45:04
  What a scumbag. Aaron Carter's mom launches a
• 45:08
  GoFundMe to create a Walk of Fame star for Aaron
• 45:12
  Carter. I think he deserves it. Life was hard
• 45:14
  enough for him. Deadbeat Dad Loser Future was
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  hit with a paternity suit by an ex claiming she
• 45:21
  needs child support. Man, Russell Wilson is literally
• 45:24
  growing up his kids, so you ain't getting any
• 45:27
  money. I Spice owes a company a lot of money
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  in debt after trashing the company. Lindsay Lohan's
• 45:35
  stepmom arrested for assault and stalking Michael
• 45:39
  Lohan. Man, if you're stalking Michael Lohan,
• 45:41
  you're the biggest loser. I cannot think of more
• 45:46
  loser behavior than stalking him. Here's Sophie
• 45:51
  Rain. She talks about the scene where Sidney
• 45:55
  Sweeney's character got all dressed up in Euphoria
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  as a doggie and that she would never do that.
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  Yeah, we're going to have a documentary in like
• 46:04
  seven years about how this set of Euphoria was
• 46:07
  creepy. All right. Here's Sylvia Raine. Pretty
• 46:11
  cool that they're bringing OnlyFans into like
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  the entertainment space, but I think the way
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  they're doing it is like over -dramaticized.
• 46:18
  I don't think so. I just think you do prude videos
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  and aren't aware that there's a lot of stuff
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  happening on OnlyFans that you just don't do
• 46:25
  because you're boring. I've seen her like dressed
• 46:27
  up as a dog, like being pulled around on a leash
• 46:29
  and like... Yeah, did you not watch the Hot Girls
• 46:33
  Wanted documentary 11 years ago? I just think
• 46:35
  that's crazy. I never do that. They're definitely
• 46:37
  just... Yeah, all you do is post bikini pictures
• 46:40
  and make guys think you're talking to them when
• 46:41
  it's your team. You know, making it dramatic
• 46:44
  for entertainment, but it's not reality. Yeah,
• 46:47
  that's how TV works. I don't know any massive...
• 46:49
  You think Sons of Anarchy, you think motorcycle
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  gangs are really blowing up factories or, I mean,
• 46:54
  warehouses? Only fans, creators that are, you
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  know, putting on a doc outfit. Whatever, honey.
• 47:00
  You do you. You do you. Seems to be working out.
• 47:05
  What's going on with TMZ? Today. On TMZ. Okay,
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  this is a little WNBA meets heated rivalry. Oh,
• 47:19
  yeah. You know we're in the future when the WNBA
• 47:22
  is relevant. Season two. Because the number one
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  draft pick. AZ5. Well, her girlfriend got drafted
• 47:29
  to her team too, so now they're on these. Yeah,
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  I did not know that Paige was gay. Mm -hmm. same
• 47:36
  team this is a disaster waiting to happen you
• 47:39
  have two women that are dating each other on
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  the same team oh this ain't gonna end in a disaster
• 47:44
  what if they break up honestly lesbian breakups
• 47:48
  like bloodshed oh yeah and once a month it's
• 47:53
  a bloodshed Senator Ted Cruz refused to take
• 47:58
  a stand on the Pope -President beef. That's kind
• 48:02
  of a smart choice, to be honest, because he's
• 48:05
  like, I don't know what to tell him. I'm an idiot!
• 48:08
  The president can speak for himself. He doesn't
• 48:11
  have to pick a side. He should ride with the
• 48:13
  president. You've got people who say, I support
• 48:15
  Trump, but my North Star is Jesus. That's the
• 48:18
  one person Donald Trump cannot go up against.
• 48:20
  He did. He superimposed himself and became Jesus.
• 48:24
  He's a doctor. Excuse me. Doctors don't have
• 48:26
  lights coming out of their hands. Selena Gomez
• 48:30
  and Demi Lovato have reunited. They used to be
• 48:33
  best friends. They had a huge falling out. Demi
• 48:36
  Lovato had her concert and Selena. I'm so glad
• 48:38
  to see them hanging out. You know that'd be a
• 48:43
  fun threesome. I was in the crowd. Oh my God.
• 48:46
  The grievance tour. You find people who hate
• 48:49
  each other. You don't know whether they're going
• 48:51
  to fight or they're going to sing. And then you
• 48:52
  bring them both on stage at the end and by audience
• 48:54
  applause, who gets to do the last number? And
• 48:56
  you make the other person walk off. Yeah. Jafar
• 49:00
  Jackson went to Gary, Indiana, where Michael
• 49:03
  Jackson is. I am so sorry you had to go to Gary,
• 49:05
  Indiana. That place smells like crap. For a special
• 49:09
  screening of the Michael movie. I want to see
• 49:11
  this. Do you have to go to a movie theater to
• 49:13
  see it? Yes. Why do you not like movie theaters?
• 49:15
  I'm so lazy. Why didn't you go to Marty Supreme?
• 49:18
  I wanted to sit in a Barca lounger. You lived
• 49:20
  your dream and watched Timmy Chalamet in a Barca
• 49:22
  lounger? Yeah. Ah, they're so funny. A retired
• 49:27
  porn star, Asia Cabrera, I think I've seen a
• 49:32
  few of her movies, is going to become an attorney.
• 49:35
  And rapper Future, like we talked about earlier
• 49:37
  in Update, has not seen his kids in 16 months.
• 49:41
  Loser! And I cannot specify that enough. That
• 49:47
  is loser behavior. Oh, geez. Happy Hot Topic!
• 49:55
  Don't you know something that I haven't told
• 49:57
  anyone? Janelle Evans is sharing an update on
• 50:00
  her son, Jace. I see that good -ass kid. Over
• 50:04
  a month after her 16 -year -old son, whom she
• 50:07
  shares with ex -Andrew Lewis, was checked into
• 50:09
  a mental health facility due to an incident involving
• 50:12
  Jace allegedly pulling a gun on his grandmother,
• 50:16
  the Teen Mom alum opens up about how he's doing.
• 50:19
  During an April 13th appearance on the La Femme
• 50:22
  Talk podcast, Janelle reveals she's been working
• 50:25
  behind the scenes candidly singing. A lot of
• 50:27
  people think because I'm quiet, I'm not doing
• 50:30
  anything. Yeah, it's actually, it should be the
• 50:33
  opposite. I think if she's being quiet, I think
• 50:38
  it's actually a good thing. Maybe she's being
• 50:40
  a mom behind the scenes. Because for everyone's
• 50:46
  trash, you know, she's not a good mom. And then
• 50:49
  when she's being a mom, people trash her. What
• 50:51
  do you want? If I'm quiet, I'm up to something.
• 50:54
  She then shares a private update on Jace revealing.
• 50:57
  He's in a safe place and a holistic approach.
• 51:00
  And, you know, he's very happy right now. And
• 51:02
  he's very focused on himself. And I think that's
• 51:04
  the most important thing. Jace's stay in the
• 51:07
  mental health facility was precipitated by a
• 51:10
  February 22nd incident with his grandmother,
• 51:13
  Barbara Evans. All right, so. Hope it all works
• 51:16
  out for him. A little concerned for him. Happy
• 51:18
  Hot Topic! Sophia Abraham is celebrating a major
• 51:24
  milestone. This is the daughter of Farrah Abraham.
• 51:28
  On April 14th, the 16 -year -old daughter of
• 51:31
  teen mom alum Farrah Abraham unveils her prom
• 51:35
  look, showing off her signature gothic style.
• 51:38
  In the photos posted on Instagram, Sophia can
• 51:41
  be seen wearing a Dolce & Gabbana black corset.
• 51:44
  Oh yeah, she is all goth. I like this comment.
• 51:48
  I'd wear a mask, too, if that was my mom. All
• 51:53
  right, dang. I'm not going to make fun of a teenager.
• 51:56
  I'll make fun of Farrah Abraham, even though
• 51:58
  that porno she made was very good. breaking news
• 52:03
  we've just learned the founder of the santa con
• 52:06
  event is under arrest accused of pocketing hundreds
• 52:09
  of thousands of dollars from no way a new yorker
• 52:13
  being sketchy that never happens event created
• 52:16
  to raise money for charity he's doing court today
• 52:19
  loser dc news chief investigative correspondent
• 52:24
  aaron katursky here now with details Sandra,
• 52:28
  federal prosecutors say Stefan Pildes definitely
• 52:30
  put the con in SantaCon. He founded the annual
• 52:34
  drunken December bar crawl when thousands of
• 52:36
  people dress up as Santa Claus and take over
• 52:39
  every dive in the city. And he billed it as a
• 52:41
  charitable event. Attendees paid 10 to 20 bucks
• 52:44
  for a ticket to access dozens of bars that participated
• 52:47
  in the crawl. SantaCon actually raised almost
• 52:50
  $3 million. All right, so he's in a little bit
• 52:53
  of trouble. Mm -hmm. Wonder if he'll get away
• 52:56
  with it. Happy Hot Topic! I just feel like I
• 53:04
  believe my body can do it. Here's that hottie
• 53:07
  Erin Andrews. I feel bad I've seen her naked.
• 53:09
  Andrews isn't giving up on expanding her family.
• 53:12
  After years of struggling with fertility following
• 53:14
  her 2017 cervical cancer diagnosis, the NFL sportscaster
• 53:19
  reveals that she recently tried another round
• 53:21
  of in vitro fertilization injections, and while
• 53:24
  they didn't work, she is undeterred. Erin jokes
• 53:27
  with co -host Carissa Thompson on the April 11th
• 53:30
  episode of their Calm Down with Erin and Carissa
• 53:32
  podcast. Here's my whole thing. I am crazy. And
• 53:35
  I am with a doctor that said, listen, we'll call
• 53:38
  it when it's time. But I like him is psychotic
• 53:41
  right now. I just feel like I believe my body
• 53:45
  can do it, even though I know that my age is
• 53:48
  not with with what history says. It's not great
• 53:51
  with producing eggs and the viability of your
• 53:54
  eggs. It's so gross hearing about eggs. There's
• 53:57
  just like I'm scrambled in me that I'm like,
• 54:00
  wait, watch, watch me do. All right, you do you,
• 54:02
  boo. Yeah, I feel bad I saw her naked, but pretty
• 54:06
  good. That video was cute, unfortunately. Megan
• 54:11
  Trainor details the aftermath of that toxic mom
• 54:15
  group drama. Remember when that was, like, happening?
• 54:18
  Who can? they're a bunch of rich women who cares
• 54:21
  three months after ashley tisdale opened up about
• 54:26
  leaving a toxic celebrity mom group which fans
• 54:29
  speculated involved megan hillary duff and mandy
• 54:32
  moore the all about that bass singer reveals
• 54:34
  what transpired since then in an april 18th interview
• 54:41
  with us weekly megan reveals she reached out
• 54:44
  to all the fellow moms saying i texted all of
• 54:47
  them ashley texted me like i'm sorry your name
• 54:50
  got dragged in yeah they could not be happy with
• 54:53
  ashley megan adds that she kept it light by responding
• 54:58
  i was like it's all right girl the world's a
• 55:01
  silly crazy place and they just want something
• 55:04
  to talk about megan also admits she felt for
• 55:07
  ashley after reading her story explaining i felt
• 55:10
  bad that she was ever that sad and i whatever
• 55:13
  honey there you go This headline really annoyed
• 55:18
  me. Guy Fieri now regretting those handshakes
• 55:31
  with brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate. Oh yeah,
• 55:34
  so just because Guy Fieri says hi to the Tate
• 55:40
  brothers. I guess he's a bad guy from what I've
• 55:42
  heard. Guy Fieri. Is one of the nicest guys around.
• 55:48
  So it's kind of stupid that people, you know,
• 55:52
  are mad at him. You can shake someone's hand.
• 55:56
  Doesn't mean you're friends with them. We're
• 55:59
  a bunch of sensitive babies. As he issues a statement
• 56:03
  claiming he doesn't know or support them. Yeah,
• 56:06
  he just was like shaking her hands, you know.
• 56:09
  People read too much into it. There you go. Man,
• 56:15
  if that is what bothers you in this life, man,
• 56:18
  that is sad. So sad. Is it true that you came
• 56:27
  up with this idea to bring back all these cast
• 56:29
  members? Yeah, it was, um... Billy Crystal gets
• 56:33
  emotional while remembering his longtime friend,
• 56:36
  the late Rob Reiner. During an April 14th appearance
• 56:39
  on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. And all
• 56:41
  five people sighed. When Harry Met Sally star
• 56:44
  recounts his final conversation he had with Rob
• 56:47
  the night before he and his wife were murdered
• 56:49
  in their Los Angeles home in December of 2025.
• 56:53
  By their son. Don't forget that. Billy revealing
• 56:56
  that the two reminisced over the changing landscape
• 56:59
  of Hollywood and their death. Yeah, they're like.
• 57:02
  We've been making too many remakes and we're
• 57:04
  getting a little past our prime. We talked about
• 57:08
  the fact that you can't control how a movie is
• 57:13
  going to do. What you can control is the experience
• 57:17
  of making it. And the experiences that we had
• 57:21
  together and that he had with his cast of his
• 57:24
  other movies was so extraordinary that that's,
• 57:27
  he said, that's something you always have. Rest
• 57:30
  in peace, Rob Reiner. That son is a loser. I
• 57:34
  don't care how mentally ill he is. I'm mentally
• 57:36
  ill and I don't kill people. It's tax day, which
• 57:41
  means it's very busy at many post offices as
• 57:44
  last minute filers are dropping off their returns.
• 57:47
  For many immigrants, however, it's a different
• 57:50
  situation. They are avoiding filing their taxes
• 57:52
  out of the unfounded fear that the IRS will share
• 57:56
  their personal information. Yeah, it's a pretty
• 57:58
  good fear to have. With ICE agents. taxpayers
• 58:02
  making sure to get their returns postmarked by
• 58:05
  today april 15th the majority likely have enclosed
• 58:08
  payments because they owe according to some studies
• 58:12
  however there may be fewer of them participating
• 58:15
  this year because many undocumented immigrants
• 58:17
  who normally file tax returns have chosen not
• 58:20
  to this year they're scared of immigration getting
• 58:24
  information and being being um Going to their
• 58:27
  properties, looking for them at their job sites,
• 58:29
  going where their children are in school. According
• 58:32
  to one study from Yale University, the IRS stands
• 58:36
  to lose up to $479 billion. All right, well,
• 58:40
  there you go. The IRS is a scary gang. As for
• 58:49
  Tom Cruise, he just avoided a run -in with ex
• 58:52
  -Nicole Kidman in Vegas. That's Tom in all black
• 58:55
  accidentally matching his former wife of nearly
• 58:58
  11 years. So they barely didn't see each other.
• 59:03
  I've been at parties before where my exes are
• 59:05
  there. It's awkward. I just walk around like
• 59:09
  I'm the man and act like they don't exist. They
• 59:11
  arrived 50 minutes apart to each present their
• 59:13
  latest films at CinemaCon. CinemaCon. Sounds
• 59:16
  like a fun time at CinemaCon. Mm -hmm. Oh, it's
• 59:20
  CinemaCon. Sharing the stage is something that
• 59:24
  hasn't happened since their 2001 divorce. All
• 59:27
  right, so there you go. Wow, that was a quarter
• 59:29
  century thing. That is absolutely, positively
• 59:32
  insane! Happy Hot Topic! Hunger Games actor Ethan
• 59:40
  Jameson is facing serious felony charges. He
• 59:43
  just looks like a sociopath. Nearly one year
• 59:47
  after being arrested for another crime in North
• 59:50
  Carolina. He's a loser. Ethan, who starred as
• 59:53
  the District 4 male tribute in The Hunger Games,
• 59:55
  is facing three counts of assault with a deadly
• 59:57
  weapon with intent to kill. Per Wake County Sheriff's
• 1:00:00
  Office arrest records viewed by E! News. Ah,
• 1:00:02
  well, hopefully he gets some mental health help.
• 1:00:05
  See, it looks crazy. Speaking of this dumb, crazy
• 1:00:08
  broad. Happy Hot Topic! It's case closed for
• 1:00:14
  dethroned bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul, who
• 1:00:16
  will not face charges. Absolutely ridiculous.
• 1:00:19
  I never want to hear that women don't have it
• 1:00:22
  easy. Women can get away with banging their students,
• 1:00:27
  beating up their loved ones. Taylor Frankie Paul,
• 1:00:30
  you may be a hottie, but you're a loser. And
• 1:00:34
  you always will be. In connection with two domestic
• 1:00:37
  violence investigations earlier this year. Can
• 1:00:40
  you imagine if a man did it? But a woman did
• 1:00:43
  it. He was mean to her. You can't just do that
• 1:00:45
  and traumatize the kid. You know her first smell.
• 1:00:52
  Oh, fuck. I got to skip over this with a copyright.
• 1:00:58
  Damn it. Here it is about the cryptic message
• 1:01:02
  Katy Perry shared about Ruby Rose. After the
• 1:01:05
  bombshell allegations surfaced, the singer sent
• 1:01:07
  a cryptic message on Instagram writing, i love
• 1:01:10
  you and posting her emotional 2013 song by the
• 1:01:13
  grace of god all right so that is just riddled
• 1:01:16
  with copyright i can't play that i gotta be careful
• 1:01:19
  all right it is time to talk about clavicular
• 1:01:26
  and you know how we do that i have a new song
• 1:01:29
  i created about clavicular or rather ai created
• 1:01:49
  He walks in late, same streak alone Talking too
• 1:01:54
  loud on a cracked up phone Thinks he's lit, just
• 1:01:59
  lost and faded Whole crew tired of the game he's
• 1:02:04
  playing He blames that year for the mess in his
• 1:02:11
  head Young mad, scrolls till four Tough guy act,
• 1:02:17
  hurt kid to court Clappy killer's a douchebag
• 1:02:21
  Yeah, we set it on air Oh, oh, oh, oh Acting
• 1:02:27
  like a big man Deep down scared Oh, oh, oh, oh
• 1:02:45
  Just a lost kid. He'll ghost you twice, then
• 1:02:51
  text you up. On pain, just pours more cups. Whole
• 1:02:57
  generation got hit, then shaken. He just never
• 1:03:02
  stops self -medicating. Just a lost kid now.
• 1:04:26
  Just a lost kid now. Oh, yeah. Let's see what's
• 1:04:31
  going on with this moron. Happy Hot Topic. Any
• 1:04:40
  more substances for a little while. Hopefully
• 1:04:44
  for forever. But that means I can't be on stream
• 1:04:48
  anymore. So, that's a day. I really can't be
• 1:04:52
  on stream. Wow, there's terrible music in the
• 1:04:54
  background. And then there's this. Mm -hmm. Oh,
• 1:04:59
  my God. Holy. What? Oh, God. Why do you have
• 1:05:10
  to beep out the swears? Holy bee. Looks Maxine
• 1:05:15
  influencer Clavicular speaking out after his
• 1:05:18
  suspected drug overdose, which was caught on
• 1:05:20
  livestream this week. When did you last say blue?
• 1:05:27
  You want nutty? You want nutty? Holy shit, dude.
• 1:05:32
  I'm trying my best, but I'm destroyed right now.
• 1:05:35
  All right. I feel stupider listening to them.
• 1:05:37
  I absolutely, positively do. I can't. Ron Hoppy
• 1:05:43
  on the air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up
• 1:05:48
  in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.
• 1:05:53
  We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same
• 1:06:01
  face, same pose. Filter on thick like them fake
• 1:06:04
  friends' clothes. Capture so deep, it don't say
• 1:06:06
  one thing. But the brand deal link always stay
• 1:06:09
  front page. She rehearse that laugh that I'm
• 1:06:12
  just like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous
• 1:06:15
  view. Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the
• 1:06:17
  podcast chair. Say a whole lot of words, but
• 1:06:19
  there's nothing really there. Alex Charles is
• 1:06:22
  a wannabe, call a daddy. Wannabe, wannabe. Trying
• 1:06:27
  to copy every topic, everybody. But it's hollow
• 1:06:33
  in the center You forget about the dinner Alex
• 1:06:37
  Earl is a wannabe That's tragic Right here on
• 1:06:41
  Happy Hour Happy Hot Topic Alex Earl Hey girl
• 1:06:50
  I gotta call you out here I'm gonna throw up
• 1:06:56
  What's the beef? Just two days after Alex Earl
• 1:07:00
  and Alex Cooper's feud publicly ignited. You're
• 1:07:03
  going to need to get specific and just say what
• 1:07:06
  you got to say about me. Is it funny? It feels
• 1:07:09
  like a waste of time. And honestly, no. E .T.'s
• 1:07:13
  learning more about their fallout stemming from
• 1:07:15
  Earl's hot mess podcast, which was quietly dropped
• 1:07:18
  by Cooper's Unwell Network. Yeah, that happened
• 1:07:21
  very quietly. Um, there's going to be an update
• 1:07:30
  on it pretty soon. There's Alex and her little
• 1:07:32
  boring ass. A source tells ET the Dancing with
• 1:07:35
  the Stars alum feels she never needed the Call
• 1:07:37
  Her Daddy hosts platform to achieve her dreams.
• 1:07:40
  It's just gotten so big. Alex was initially excited
• 1:07:43
  to join the Unwell Network, but unfortunately,
• 1:07:45
  she quickly realized that the way the company
• 1:07:47
  was structured was not what she had signed up
• 1:07:50
  for. Yeah, she wants it to be about her. alex
• 1:07:54
  felt the unwell network was very demanding and
• 1:07:56
  had a controlling and toxic environment yeah
• 1:08:00
  you're very toxic alex nothing to hide when it
• 1:08:04
  comes to you and me Yeah, the war erupted Monday
• 1:08:08
  when Cooper called Earl out directly on TikTok,
• 1:08:10
  criticizing her for reposting videos like this
• 1:08:13
  without actually addressing Cooper directly.
• 1:08:16
  I would honestly compare Alex. Here's that annoying
• 1:08:19
  broad, the brown. All right, whatever. Shut up!
• 1:08:24
  You're annoying! Happy Hot Topic! What's the
• 1:08:30
  beef? The Alex Cooper and Alex Earl feud has
• 1:08:33
  everyone talking. Hell yeah, there's two boring
• 1:08:37
  blondes that think they're interesting. And call
• 1:08:39
  us riveted by the very public drama. The Call
• 1:08:42
  Her Daddy podcast host and Dancing with the Stars
• 1:08:44
  alum first sparked rumors of tension in March
• 1:08:47
  2025. Who's hotter, Alex Cooper or Alex Earl?
• 1:08:52
  I think Alex Cooper would be more fun and bad,
• 1:08:54
  but Alex Earl is hotter. After Earl's hot mess
• 1:08:57
  podcast was removed from Cooper's Unwell Network.
• 1:09:00
  Bear in mind that Earl was one of the first creators
• 1:09:02
  to sign up for the new company in 2023. And while
• 1:09:06
  Cooper confirmed in TikTok comments at the time
• 1:09:08
  that Alex not being able to podcast has nothing
• 1:09:11
  to do with Unwell, Earl had a slightly different
• 1:09:13
  take. In fact, the 25 -year -old told WSJ Magazine
• 1:09:17
  in May that her reason for leaving involved,
• 1:09:19
  quote, a little bit of a hot mess. Hell yeah!
• 1:09:22
  Behind the scenes. And the duo's apparent feud
• 1:09:25
  recently came to a head after Earl reposted an
• 1:09:28
  April 9th. And they gave head. TikTok, which
• 1:09:31
  likened Cooper to a, quote, ambulance chaser
• 1:09:33
  and Grim Reaper. Yeah, that Bravo mom brand.
• 1:09:36
  due to the traumatic stories celebrities share
• 1:09:38
  on her podcast. But Alex didn't just... Oh, what?
• 1:09:42
  So what does the Bravo mom on TikTok want? Boring
• 1:09:44
  stories? No, it ain't no... You know, just on
• 1:09:47
  TikTok. Alex Cooper is the one making a hundred
• 1:09:50
  million. Sit idly by, she called out the situation
• 1:09:53
  in an April 13th TikTok video demanding clarity.
• 1:09:57
  Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive aggressive
• 1:10:03
  repost and the likes and the commenting on things.
• 1:10:09
  I got to call you out here. You're going to need
• 1:10:13
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• 1:10:15
  say about. I really agree as much as Alex Cooper.
• 1:10:21
  There's no NDA. No one is stopping you. Stop
• 1:10:26
  hiding behind other people and just say it yourself.
• 1:10:30
  What's the beef? Earl was quick to respond, writing
• 1:10:33
  in the comments under Cooper's video, okay, on
• 1:10:36
  it. But that never said anything, so that's when
• 1:10:37
  he knows she lost. The influencer then posted
• 1:10:41
  her own TikTok April 14th. Her pretending to
• 1:10:44
  wake up and not know about it. Sharing that she
• 1:10:46
  was woken up by friends showing her Cooper's
• 1:10:48
  video the day after she attended Coachella. And
• 1:10:51
  she found herself genuinely amused by Cooper's
• 1:10:53
  call out, laughing as she noted the video just
• 1:10:56
  literally made my whole day. Now if you think
• 1:10:58
  this is... And now this is where it gets crazy.
• 1:11:01
  Brianna Chicken Fry made it about her. Because
• 1:11:04
  without Brianna Chicken Fry talking about other
• 1:11:07
  people, she has no talent and nothing going on
• 1:11:10
  besides ruining other people's lives when she's
• 1:11:13
  never the problem. This is where the story ends.
• 1:11:15
  Nope, someone else has entered the chat. Brianna
• 1:11:17
  Chicken Fry LaPaglia. Yeah, she's hot, but she's
• 1:11:20
  got that like crazy eyes. You just know you can't
• 1:11:22
  tell a secret to her at all. She never shut up.
• 1:11:25
  But how did she get here? Well, in a series of
• 1:11:28
  posts on her Instagram, Instagram stories on
• 1:11:29
  April 15th, Cooper alleged that LaPaglia, who
• 1:11:32
  previously worked at Barstool Sports, the company
• 1:11:34
  that initially produced her podcast, was contributing
• 1:11:37
  to the false narrative that she was a quote,
• 1:11:39
  mean girl. Yeah. Cooper wrote, this girl on girl
• 1:11:43
  needs to stop. While Alex tries to get her story
• 1:11:46
  together, let me address Brianna Chicken Fry.
• 1:11:49
  Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry is nothing more or
• 1:11:51
  nothing less than a boring cloud chaser. Yeah,
• 1:11:54
  she's hot, but all she does is talk about other
• 1:11:56
  people. She's the one that's got skeletons. Who
• 1:12:00
  is adding to the fake narrative and dog pile.
• 1:12:03
  Here are the facts. I have never met you in my
• 1:12:05
  life. The only communication we have ever had
• 1:12:07
  together is through DM. Yeah, you're a coward,
• 1:12:10
  Brianna. Oh. You think you're so important because
• 1:12:14
  Dave Portnoy kisses your ass. To prove her point,
• 1:12:19
  Cooper shared multiple alleged screenshots of
• 1:12:21
  their direct messages. Oh yeah, you go Alex.
• 1:12:24
  Which included supportive discussions about Barstool
• 1:12:26
  Sports founder Dave Portnoy and Brianna's ex,
• 1:12:29
  Zach Bryan. In a separate slide, Cooper doubled
• 1:12:33
  down on her thoughts, even bringing LaPollia's
• 1:12:35
  former collaborator, Grace O'Malley. Yeah, the
• 1:12:37
  one friend you actually had, honey. Who joined
• 1:12:39
  Cooper's Unwell Network in December 2024 into
• 1:12:42
  the mix. She wrote on her story April 15th, I
• 1:12:45
  never invited you on Call Her Daddy. Back during
• 1:12:48
  the Zach Bryan situation, I sent you a message
• 1:12:50
  of support. We never spoke negatively of you.
• 1:12:53
  Nothing negative happened during that time between
• 1:12:55
  Unwell, myself, or you. Cooper continued, so
• 1:12:58
  speaking of mean girls, have never met you. in
• 1:13:00
  my life. What I just showed is the only interaction
• 1:13:03
  we've ever had. And you hate me? Wow. You know
• 1:13:06
  why she hates you, Alex? Because Brianna Chicken
• 1:13:09
  Fry hates herself because she knows she's a talentless
• 1:13:11
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  at gmail .com. All right. Here's Diana Rossini
• 1:22:52
  on the Dan Leviton Show talking about her great
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  marriage. I like couples like... jfk jr and carolyn
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  beset remember this is really dating me i remember
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  as a kid loving watching them seeing the videos
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  of them like fighting in the park um apparently
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  i'm not for love i i prefer couples trying to
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  kill each other yeah you're a sociopath each
• 1:23:20
  other because that's what i relate to like We
• 1:23:22
  fight a lot in this house, so I think those are
• 1:23:24
  the type of couples I gravitate towards. God,
• 1:23:27
  you know arguments are harsh, and I'm going to
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  shut up. She just goes, blah, blah, blah. I saw
• 1:23:33
  this headline right here. Hailey Bieber is revealing
• 1:23:37
  she's got babies on the brain. Though the Road
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  Beauty founder, who's already mom to 19 -month
• 1:23:42
  -old son Jack Blues Bieber with husband Justin
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  Bieber, still unsure exactly how many kids she'd
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  like to have in total. Telling Interview Magazine
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  April 14th, quote, I definitely want more than
• 1:23:53
  one, but I'm taking it one at a time. Yeah. I'd
• 1:23:56
  make sure you're a good mom first and then not
• 1:23:58
  have any more. Mm -hmm. I saw this headline.
• 1:24:01
  Huge news. Shut up. I saw this headline here
• 1:24:03
  and I thought this was ridiculous. Emmanuel Archer,
• 1:24:06
  we all know, was playing with Joy Taylor. So
• 1:24:10
  he was breaking rules. And he had the audacity
• 1:24:13
  to comment. Mm -hmm. on the Diana Rossini thing.
• 1:24:18
  You're just projecting about yourself. What do
• 1:24:22
  we make of Diana Rossini resigning today? I apologize
• 1:24:26
  for all the thoughts that I have on this. Yeah,
• 1:24:29
  you want to plow her because you're a Doug. But
• 1:24:31
  I have thoughts. A lot of them. First, let me
• 1:24:35
  start with this. Unfortunately, commentators
• 1:24:38
  in various media have engaged in self -feeding
• 1:24:40
  speculation that is simply unmoored from facts.
• 1:24:43
  Diana Rossini has made a living doing that. Yeah.
• 1:24:46
  And you make a living being a baiter. Speculation?
• 1:24:50
  Because you suck at anything else. You suck at
• 1:24:52
  football and you suck at analysis. Media outlet?
• 1:24:56
  On athletes, on players, on more from facts.
• 1:24:59
  I think this is the nature of the social media
• 1:25:01
  beast in which we live in. So I believe Diana
• 1:25:04
  Rossini has made a living in that. So you would
• 1:25:06
  anticipate that she would probably be more equipped
• 1:25:09
  to handle what she has made a living doing. That's
• 1:25:12
  number one. Number two, you also have to acknowledge
• 1:25:14
  this is still a troublesome situation. Yeah,
• 1:25:17
  was it a troublesome situation when you were
• 1:25:19
  banging Joy Taylor? For her family and for the
• 1:25:22
  Vrabel family, so acknowledging that. Yeah, especially
• 1:25:25
  the Vrabel family. Imagine being his kids. Number
• 1:25:28
  three, it doesn't look good. Did it look good
• 1:25:30
  when you were plowing Joy Taylor? It doesn't
• 1:25:31
  look good for several reasons. We didn't forget
• 1:25:34
  about that, bud. Everyone else might have, but
• 1:25:36
  I didn't. The first thing Diana Rossini came
• 1:25:38
  out and said was she was on a girl's trip. So
• 1:25:40
  rather than simply providing the photos of the
• 1:25:43
  other women at said hotel in Sedona, you resigned.
• 1:25:47
  Yeah. And you should have resigned. It's number
• 1:25:51
  one. Number two. If you did not do anything,
• 1:25:56
  why would you resign? Because it only makes it
• 1:25:58
  look like you're guilty as charged. That is a
• 1:26:01
  very good point from this moron. Once a year,
• 1:26:04
  you get a good point. Once a day, a broken clock
• 1:26:07
  is right. If a judge were to accuse an individual
• 1:26:10
  of murder, the individual wouldn't be like, you
• 1:26:12
  know what? Just throw the sentence at me, judge.
• 1:26:14
  I'm tired of people making fun of me on social
• 1:26:15
  media. I'm tired of your voice. Dude. How are
• 1:26:19
  you talking about someone's infidelity and someone
• 1:26:22
  just sleeping around when you did that to Joy
• 1:26:24
  Taylor? Now, granted, if I had a chance to plow
• 1:26:27
  Joy Taylor, would I? Yes. But how are you on
• 1:26:30
  some moral ground, Emmanuel Acho? You don't say,
• 1:26:34
  no, I'm innocent. So this also doesn't appear
• 1:26:38
  good for Diana Rossini. Did it appear good for
• 1:26:41
  you? Assuming you are telling the truth, why
• 1:26:45
  would you resign? From a job cost yourself money,
• 1:26:50
  your family money. Yeah, that poor family. Kids,
• 1:26:53
  money. Why would you resign from a job? I'm sick
• 1:26:56
  of you, Emmanuel. You're a moron. And you think
• 1:26:59
  we all forgot about it, but we did not. Everyone
• 1:27:02
  else might have. I'll call you out. You seem
• 1:27:05
  stupid. I don't look at Emmanuel and go, oh,
• 1:27:08
  what a genius he is. Time for Sydney Sweeney
• 1:27:10
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• 1:27:23
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• 1:27:26
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  are Instagram official. Oh, yeah. You know it's
• 1:29:31
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  budding romance. Sidney heart -launched their
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  relationship with a cozy photo shared to her
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  black and white snap, Sidney... You know Scooter
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  Braun's ex must be so jealous. ...and he smiles
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  at the camera while Scooter wraps his arms around
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  her from behind. Oh, yeah. You know he loves
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  it from behind. She had a... Well, I'll give
• 1:29:53
  it to her. Maybe he likes it as well, you know,
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  with the toy. Personal touched the snap with
• 1:29:57
  a white heart in the corner. Scooter, meanwhile,
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  reposted Sidney's story to his own, writing underneath,
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• 1:30:07
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  know, selfies and pretending to talk to her fans.
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  Rihanna is the only girl in the world with this
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  first woman to surpass 200 million Recording
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  That is a mouthful. Despite the fact that she
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  has not. You know, she gives A $AP Rocky a mouthful.
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  Leased a new album in more than a decade. All
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  right, good for you. You did it, babe. You're
• 1:31:15
  a legend. Mm -hmm. Time for Beckham News. Yeah.
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  Uh. Turn it up, turn it up. Let me tell my story
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  real quick. I don't know. Put up late, still
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  first on the sheet Been bendin' these corners,
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  I've been runnin' these streets They scrollin'
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  for the cameras, I scrollin' for the stats Got
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  trophies in my mind, they just posin' for the
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  flash Everybody worship what the tabloids tell
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  But they don't see the work, they just buy that
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  shell I ain't hatin' on the hustle, I just hate
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  the act Built on PR teams and a filtered past
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  I ain't tryna be black, I'm that vibe, treasure
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  me Whole brand for hollow, just plaster to me
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  They live for the gossip, I'm past I came from
• 1:32:13
  the quiet where the lights don't reach Where
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  dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each
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  week They float on the room or I float on the
• 1:32:19
  beat Flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin' in the
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  team I'd rather live my block than chase that
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  fame They'd rather chase a lens than change that
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  game If Icon means shallow, then keep that tag
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  You can have that mirror, I'll keep my bag I
• 1:32:33
  ain't tryna be Beckham, that vibe pressure me
• 1:32:35
  Whole brain for hollow, just plastered to me
• 1:32:38
  They live for the gossip, I'm past the feed David
• 1:32:41
  Beckham and his family, that's whack to me I
• 1:32:43
  ain't tryna be Beckham, that's last to me All
• 1:32:46
  press, no soul, that's a casualty They pose Victoria
• 1:33:07
  Beckham is responding to son Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's
• 1:33:10
  allegations. Oh yeah, what a dumb family. After
• 1:33:14
  Brooklyn publicly accused his parents of trying
• 1:33:16
  to ruin his relationship with wife Nicola Peltz
• 1:33:19
  -Beckham, the Spice Girls alum spoke out and
• 1:33:21
  addressed the 26 -year -old's estrangement with
• 1:33:24
  the rest of the family. Man, life's short. Get
• 1:33:26
  along with your parents. I didn't get along with
• 1:33:27
  my dad and I miss him. In an April 15th interview
• 1:33:30
  with the Wall Street Journal, Victoria said,
• 1:33:32
  quote, we've always tried to be the best parents
• 1:33:34
  that we can be. And, you know, we've been in
• 1:33:36
  the public eye for more than 30 years right now.
• 1:33:38
  And all we've ever tried to do is protect our
• 1:33:41
  children and love our children. And, you know,
• 1:33:43
  that's all I really want to say about it. All
• 1:33:45
  right. Yeah, but you're in a loveless relationship
• 1:33:49
  with the man known as David. So it's kind of
• 1:33:53
  hard to feel bad for you, honey. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:59
  Something ain't right, man. Today's very music
• 1:34:02
  oriented. Keep counting. Keep cutting. Keep counting.
• 1:34:07
  in the crib like know who all these name tags
• 1:34:10
  on babies wrote up car seats mama in a denim
• 1:34:13
  skirt daddy with the side part everybody smiles
• 1:34:16
  but i get a weird vibe start chalkboard chores
• 1:34:18
  running down the hallway tuesday is for twins
• 1:34:21
  thursday just for laundry buddy up buddy up that's
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  a slogan i'm like how many birthdays you still
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  holding too many roll call sound like a rolling
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  credit sequence every single kid got the same
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  freaking sequence same shirt same head same bible
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  on the dresser all All right, now. almost a perfect
• 1:35:08
  transition but we gotta unmute this all right
• 1:35:10
  i know joseph duggar's in -laws are speaking
• 1:35:12
  out kendra duggar's parents paul caldwell and
• 1:35:15
  christina caldwell spoke out for the first time
• 1:35:18
  since joseph who married kendra in 2017 was arrested
• 1:35:23
  last month for allegedly molesting a nine -year
• 1:35:25
  -old girl on a family vacation in 2020 Writing
• 1:35:29
  in a family statement on Instagram April 15th,
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  quote, our family is both troubled and heartbroken
• 1:35:34
  over the alleged actions committed by our son
• 1:35:36
  -in -law. We are devastated for the young girl,
• 1:35:38
  a child who was courageous in every way to share
• 1:35:41
  her truth. We stand by her. You know Joseph's
• 1:35:43
  like, shut up! Her, both in support and prayer
• 1:35:45
  and forever will. Alright, yeah. You know that
• 1:35:49
  can't make him feel good. You know as a sociopath,
• 1:35:51
  he's like, you're supposed to side with me, not
• 1:35:54
  them. Hoppy Hour. With that plastic smile Fake
• 1:36:55
  outrage And I spray it on style Baby, no script,
• 1:37:40
  just rage and jokes. Got it. Loud tone choir
• 1:37:44
  going crazy while he roasts those TV folks. Wicked
• 1:37:49
  side of Iraq. Get the phones, let it ring. We
• 1:37:54
  got one simple fact. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:38:43
  856 -49 -46773. You're tweeting me at RyanHoppyRadio.
• 1:38:49
  You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
• 1:38:52
  .com. Here's Megyn Kelly ripping into Sidney
• 1:38:55
  Sweeney. I should do that thing where I have
• 1:39:06
  it unmuted. Man, I'm trying so hard. I tried
• 1:39:09
  so hard. It got so far. And, you know, it doesn't
• 1:39:12
  matter. She's dressed as a baby. Yeah, you know
• 1:39:16
  Megyn Kelly probably uses teeth. She's in a baby's
• 1:39:20
  outfit. She's sucking on a binky. You do realize
• 1:39:23
  that they had her do this for attention to have
• 1:39:25
  morons like you talk about her, right? Pacifier.
• 1:39:28
  And her legs are completely spread. Hell yeah!
• 1:39:32
  And I... That's Scooter Braun's territory. You
• 1:39:35
  can have a laugh, of course, because it's just,
• 1:39:38
  I shocked you, but the truth is this. Who's that
• 1:39:40
  moron laughing in the background, her wits producer?
• 1:39:42
  This is like, this is sexualizing infancy. It's
• 1:39:49
  shock factor, honey. That's what this is. Oh,
• 1:39:53
  well, there you go. I mean, she's not wrong,
• 1:39:59
  but she's also a nine. Yeah, live from the bird.
• 1:40:06
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know where to go.
• 1:40:08
  Hoppy out, Britney lose part two. Six now, Ram,
• 1:40:15
  Big Mike, big rating. Talk wild bout sex, love
• 1:40:18
  datin' Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator
• 1:40:21
  Local boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame Lula
• 1:40:25
  on the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her
• 1:40:28
  on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell
• 1:40:30
  for the plan Hope ain't spun by the suits, not
• 1:40:33
  the fans Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy
• 1:40:36
  Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They
• 1:40:39
  sold you a script, y 'all caught it in Claws,
• 1:40:42
  but the cash came first, she just gave them laws
• 1:40:44
  Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy Rolled
• 1:40:47
  the whole time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that
• 1:40:49
  dial, hoppy touch through the scab Girl watch
• 1:40:52
  show, buddy talk like fam Throwback joints in
• 1:40:55
  the cup, we vibin' Then we dive deep in the laissez
• 1:40:58
  -rive Teen idols push like perfect angles Every
• 1:41:02
  tabloid angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin
• 1:41:05
  till the truths look fake Whole fanbase fake
• 1:41:07
  like a birthday cake You were hashtags, merch,
• 1:41:10
  and a wristband They were private jets, you were
• 1:41:12
  quicksand Britney knows this black crap crazy,
• 1:41:15
  crazy All right. I know. Britney was on a downward
• 1:41:40
  spiral. Drugs and alcohol abuse. Oh, yeah, she's
• 1:41:44
  crazy. There she is dancing with knives. Then
• 1:41:52
  her rock bottom, the DUI arrest last month. She
• 1:42:00
  was flailing until a dramatic intervention led
• 1:42:03
  her to check herself into rehab. It's something
• 1:42:05
  that really shook her and she finally is understanding
• 1:42:08
  and realizing. Yeah, yeah, she realizes she needs
• 1:42:11
  to change, hopefully. It's saying that it's time
• 1:42:13
  to get help. Daily Mail's Kayla Brantley. Man,
• 1:42:16
  that girl's freaking hot. Revealing how her son.
• 1:42:19
  Can you tell him on a dress belt? Preston and
• 1:42:21
  Jaden James finally broke through. An insider
• 1:42:24
  told us that they gave her kind of an ultimatum.
• 1:42:27
  It was basically. Mommy, get your act together.
• 1:42:30
  And can we have some money? Copy hour. Copy hour.
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
• 1:42:50
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 1:42:53
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
• 1:42:58
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 1:43:03
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:43:05
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:43:08
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 1:43:11
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:43:15
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Now she'll go
• 1:43:18
  her way, and I'll go mine. Mirror! Mirror! Mirror!
• 1:43:27
  Mirror! Mirror! Mirror! But what that got to
• 1:43:36
  do with me As long as you're straight up with
• 1:43:39
  me I don't give a damn who you see But when I'm
• 1:43:41
  back in town So spend some time with me Whenever
• 1:43:44
  your man is not around Let me be the one that'll
• 1:43:46
  hold you down Whenever your man is not around
• 1:43:48
  Let me be the one that'll hold you down I'll
• 1:43:51
  be the one that'll turn you, turn you from the
• 1:43:53
  ground Cause you can be yourself with me, no
• 1:43:55
  need for front -ended suckin' in your stomach
• 1:43:57
  No need to suck in your stomach, knowin' them,
• 1:44:00
  but you can't breathe Loosen up just a little
• 1:44:02
  bit, I'm the one you need to chill with When
• 1:44:04
  you need to, somebody real, ooh, wait till you
• 1:44:07
  see my heart Later we'll talk about it, after
• 1:44:10
  the first time You might not wanna be without
• 1:44:12
  it, there's a reason you cheatin' on it Compare
• 1:44:14
  him to me, I doubt it, I'm gon' blaze this We
• 1:44:17
  can go somewhere private and see about it Ain't
• 1:44:19
  nobody know Feelin' strong, wanna know we can
• 1:44:23
  get this on If you be my Mrs. Jones Mrs., Mrs.
• 1:44:30
  Jones Don't mean to change your name, but I'm
• 1:44:32
  gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's
• 1:44:35
  wrong, but baby, we can get this on Relax and
• 1:44:37
  let it go, nobody can stop us We got a thing
• 1:44:41
  going on, let's keep this going on Don't mean
• 1:44:43
  to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.
• 1:44:46
  Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we
• 1:44:48
  can get this on Relax and let it go, nobody can
• 1:44:51
  stop us I can tell you what you missin' You miss
• 1:44:58
  them hugs and kisses You miss excitement at night
• 1:45:01
  And you miss excitement at night And girl, you
• 1:45:03
  don't feel the same And he's steady trippin',
• 1:45:05
  ain't he? Trippin', ain't he? Trippin', trippin',
• 1:45:07
  ain't he? And I'm gon' simply change it See,
• 1:45:09
  I can taste your cherry pie before I slide inside
• 1:45:11
  See, I miss those and cause they lonely And they
• 1:45:14
  get some time I read between them lines I see
• 1:45:17
  that you be crying Girl, you ain't foolin' me
• 1:45:23
  Your man ain't who he used to be I'm close, girl,
• 1:45:25
  he ain't cool as me Feel the riches in me You
• 1:45:28
  just like the queen of England So when you're
• 1:45:30
  ready for some freakin' You ain't gotta leave
• 1:45:32
  him You can, you can be my Mrs. Jones Mrs., Mrs.
• 1:45:39
  Jones Don't need to change your name But I'm
• 1:45:41
  gon' call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's
• 1:45:43
  wrong But baby, we can get this wrong Relax a
• 1:45:46
  little, too Nobody cares to know We got a thing
• 1:45:50
  going Let's get busy, baby, take it off Make
• 1:46:06
  it wiggle when you want Neighbors gonna call
• 1:46:09
  the law Cause I'm about to break you off Got
• 1:46:11
  kids, knock them out Send them out with your
• 1:46:14
  spouse Make it rock when it's soft Wanna see
• 1:46:16
  you cry the loud Me and you, let's have a ball
• 1:46:20
  That's the phone, out the wall, let me see that
• 1:46:23
  monkey paw Dip it low, ride it slow, on the bed,
• 1:46:26
  on the floor Up and down, there we go, round
• 1:46:29
  and round, yeah you know We even like some animals,
• 1:46:32
  kinda camera striker pose Girl, let's take a
• 1:46:34
  lot of those, when we done, take some more I
• 1:46:37
  know you tired of creepin', but now you know
• 1:46:39
  you cheatin' But you with me because you like
• 1:46:42
  the way that Jay is eatin' You know it feels
• 1:46:44
  good, but we both know it's raw, this what it
• 1:46:47
  is, girl My Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones Don't mean
• 1:46:55
  to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.
• 1:46:57
  Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we
• 1:46:59
  can get it wrong Relax a little, nobody cares
• 1:47:03
  to know We got a thing going on, let's get this
• 1:47:06
  shit going on Don't mean to change your name,
• 1:47:08
  but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones Whatever. Slow
• 1:47:13
  Rock Players with Mrs. Jones remix. Now for something
• 1:47:30
  completely different. Door is closing. Happy
• 1:48:18
  hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here
• 1:48:26
  it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.
• 1:48:30
  The other stations are tuned in too. Oh, yeah,
• 1:48:40
  it's time for royal family and Kardashian -ness.
• 1:48:43
  Because in America, the Kardashians is our royal
• 1:48:45
  family. They're both vapid, nepo -baby morons.
• 1:48:51
  I kind of like Khloe. Yo, yo, yo. Oh, sure. Yo,
• 1:49:02
  yo, yo. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah Newsflash,
• 1:49:09
  happy hour, got the tea spilling Rose and Kardashian's
• 1:49:12
  dumb nepo villains Crowns made of cloud, castles
• 1:49:15
  built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's
• 1:49:18
  fair game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in
• 1:49:21
  the zoo Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't
• 1:49:23
  chew No hustle Just to hand me down, thrown,
• 1:49:27
  earned nothing But they claim the zone Royal
• 1:49:30
  family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the
• 1:49:34
  same old view Naples babies riding on a silver
• 1:49:37
  spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune
• 1:49:40
  Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just
• 1:49:44
  the same old view Naples babies riding on a silver
• 1:49:47
  spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune
• 1:49:51
  King Charles with his face on a pound, but no
• 1:49:54
  way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound. Kim's
• 1:49:57
  empire, make up and scandals, selling us drama
• 1:50:00
  like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,
• 1:50:03
  fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to
• 1:50:06
  Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through
• 1:50:09
  the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause
• 1:50:11
  for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static.
• 1:50:15
  Calling out the fakes. Systematic. From palace
• 1:50:18
  to mansion. All the same. Hoppy's voice loud.
• 1:50:22
  Breaking the game. Oh, yeah. 856 -40 -00. 856
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  -494 -673. You can tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy
• 1:50:42
  Radio. Always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
• 1:50:46
  .com. All right. Here we go. Yo! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:51:05
  Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are driving
• 1:51:09
  these romance rumors home. And how many guys
• 1:51:11
  is... Kim Benoit. And by the way, good for Lewis.
• 1:51:14
  He gets the plower. After being spotted together
• 1:51:16
  at Coachella Weekend One, the reality star and
• 1:51:19
  Formula One driver go out shopping together on
• 1:51:22
  April 14th in Los Angeles. The pair browse a
• 1:51:26
  furniture store, checking out rugs and... Alright,
• 1:51:28
  so they went out shopping. And then there's this
• 1:51:30
  right here. Khloe goes off on Lamar. Happy Hot
• 1:51:34
  Topic! Do people think I just like talking about
• 1:51:39
  this all day long? F*** no. It's traumatic. I
• 1:51:42
  have to relive things. Yeah, Lamar's really embarrassing.
• 1:51:45
  He was really good on the Lakers. He helped out
• 1:51:48
  Kobe. But now he's just a drug, maybe at least
• 1:51:51
  formerly drug addicted, but a loser! And an embarrassment
• 1:51:55
  to men. I have to talk about things that weren't
• 1:51:58
  fun in my life. I feel so dumb. I spent hours
• 1:52:01
  and time doing this documentary. As a favor.
• 1:52:06
  I'm not paid one penny. Yeah, that's kind of
• 1:52:08
  stupid, man. Chloe, she seems like such a sweet
• 1:52:10
  person, but she seems like she gets taken advantage
• 1:52:12
  of a little bit. I didn't do any, like, people
• 1:52:14
  are like, oh, I wonder how much she got paid.
• 1:52:17
  What? Everyone is, like, shocked. Like, how did
• 1:52:19
  the tune change so much? And I think it's changed
• 1:52:23
  just because he's seeing. the response yeah yeah
• 1:52:27
  Lamar Odom like I feel bad for him because he's
• 1:52:30
  mentally ill but man he gave Chloe no credit
• 1:52:33
  when she was the only person that cared about
• 1:52:35
  him and now he's there's no guarantee that God's
• 1:52:37
  real or Jesus is real but she was there for you
• 1:52:39
  oh I'm gonna attack her because she's getting
• 1:52:43
  so much love Khloe Kardashian is speaking her
• 1:52:46
  mind when it comes to Lamar Odom. It's so weird
• 1:52:49
  seeing they're showing a picture of what she
• 1:52:51
  looked like before. It's so weird how she transitioned,
• 1:52:53
  not into a man like her stepfather, but. The
• 1:52:56
  41 -year -old reality star did 41. I thought
• 1:52:59
  she was older. And hold back when talking about
• 1:53:01
  her ex -husband on the April 15th episode of
• 1:53:04
  her podcast, Chloe in Wonderland, calling him
• 1:53:07
  out for how he's spoken about her since his Netflix
• 1:53:10
  documentary, Untold, The Death and Life of Lamar
• 1:53:13
  Odom came out in March. In a candid conversation
• 1:53:17
  with her guest and best friend Malika Haque,
• 1:53:19
  Malika explains why she went back and forth about
• 1:53:22
  doing the documentary, explaining she ultimately
• 1:53:25
  did it, quote, as a favor to Lamar, noting it
• 1:53:28
  was hard to revisit his near fatal overdose in
• 1:53:31
  2015. I was asked by Lamar or Lamar's team, whatever
• 1:53:36
  you want to say, I was asked if I can do the
• 1:53:38
  documentary. I was contemplating because I'm
• 1:53:41
  like, oh, I don't know if I want to do that.
• 1:53:43
  And also. I wanted to make sure it was handled
• 1:53:47
  in the best way. I said, I want to make sure
• 1:53:49
  this is a positive piece. I don't really want
• 1:53:52
  to go down this road if it's negative. He's been
• 1:53:53
  through enough negative. Man, she cares about
• 1:53:56
  him more than he cares about himself. Like turn
• 1:53:58
  the tune here. Everyone was like, no, it's amazing.
• 1:54:02
  It's going to be really positive. He's the one
• 1:54:04
  doing it. He's the one asking. I'm like, okay,
• 1:54:06
  cool. Netflix then was like, we can't finish
• 1:54:09
  it without you. You're a big chapter. Sure. You
• 1:54:11
  know, you had a hard time finishing with all
• 1:54:13
  those drugs. that i willingly do the netflix
• 1:54:16
  thing for lamar i'm not getting paid one penny
• 1:54:20
  to do this i have no dog in this fight it doesn't
• 1:54:25
  matter to me if this documentary is made or not
• 1:54:27
  made well chloe i'm sorry you went through that
• 1:54:31
  lamar will always be a loser It's their first
• 1:54:39
  visit to Australia in almost eight years. A trip
• 1:54:44
  down under. Over -the -top headlines, one -of
• 1:54:47
  -a -kind moments. And of course, conscience.
• 1:54:55
  It's a long way from an official royal tour.
• 1:54:58
  Australian TV covering Harry and Meghan's arrival
• 1:55:00
  on a commercial flight. I wish Kyle and Jackie
• 1:55:03
  L were still together and they could cover it.
• 1:55:04
  L .A. I can tell you they were sitting up at
• 1:55:07
  the pointy end in business class. So they let
• 1:55:09
  them in, eh? All right, so there's that. I didn't
• 1:55:13
  notice this right here. Meghan Markle says she
• 1:55:18
  was once the most trolled person in the entire
• 1:55:20
  world. Oh, poor you! It's almost like when you
• 1:55:23
  separate a family. and then do a failed podcast
• 1:55:27
  where you do one episode of actual audio and
• 1:55:29
  it sucks, and then do a failed TV show on Netflix.
• 1:55:32
  It's almost like there's consequences. It's almost
• 1:55:36
  like there's consequences to being a brat. Oh,
• 1:55:38
  no way. Meghan Markle thinks she's above us.
• 1:55:41
  Shut up. Your crap smells too. All I will say
• 1:56:11
  is from a responsibility and leadership standpoint
• 1:56:13
  epic riveting stuff bro he thinks he's so smart
• 1:56:17
  they think all the things they say are interesting
• 1:56:19
  but they're really not because they're not interesting
• 1:56:22
  people Oh yeah, this year, the NBA had the most
• 1:56:44
  viewers in 24 years. Almost like being on Peacock
• 1:56:47
  and not on cable helps. Last night, it was the
• 1:56:51
  Warriors beating the Clippers and Stephen Curry
• 1:56:54
  and Al Horford were so clutch and showed why
• 1:56:58
  they're champions, and as much as I can't stand
• 1:57:01
  Draymond Green at times, Draymond Green, as the
• 1:57:06
  cool kids say, was online last night. Oh, it
• 1:57:10
  was great. It made me stay up until 2 .30. I
• 1:57:13
  was so excited. Had me all pumped up. Had me
• 1:57:20
  going crazy in the clubs. You know what I mean?
• 1:57:24
  I love Stephen Curry. Everyone told him he would
• 1:57:27
  amount to nothing in the NBA because he was too
• 1:57:29
  skinny. And then look, he ended up changing the
• 1:57:32
  NBA. For good or bad, but he still is revolutionary.
• 1:57:37
  You know what I mean? I got it. Oh, sure. Here
• 1:57:47
  is Stephen Curry's play last night. To take the
• 1:57:51
  lead. Right here. You ready? Right here. Before
• 1:58:04
  we get off air on Fresno's Hot 97 .7, let's live
• 1:58:08
  the Bay Area's best. Hell yeah! And they took
• 1:58:16
  over from there. Al Horford from 3A. And then
• 1:58:21
  here's Curry. Here he goes. I was so glad I have
• 1:58:34
  no neighbors. That was screaming. There you go.
• 1:58:39
  And then here is... Kawhi Leonard talking about
• 1:58:43
  Draymond's defense where he, you know, stole
• 1:58:46
  the inbounds and then took over. Kawhi was only
• 1:58:49
  held to two field goal attempts in the eight
• 1:58:51
  minutes that he played in the fourth quarter.
• 1:58:52
  Yeah, Kawhi checked. Defense from Draymond and
• 1:58:56
  here's Kawhi in his postgame interview talking
• 1:58:58
  about Draymond's defense, his future with the
• 1:59:00
  Clippers and the aspiration drama. You came back
• 1:59:03
  into the game. It was a three -point game in
• 1:59:05
  the fourth quarter, and I believe up until the
• 1:59:07
  layup at the end, you only took about one shot.
• 1:59:09
  Ty credited the way that Draymond, his physicality,
• 1:59:13
  and the way that they were swarming and blitzing
• 1:59:15
  you and picking rolls. I was just kind of wondering
• 1:59:17
  beyond that, did they do anything that really
• 1:59:20
  kind of limited the ability for you to kind of
• 1:59:23
  get off more shots? That was it right there.
• 1:59:27
  Well, you know what? That was it for Hoppy Hour
• 1:59:29
  as well. We're about to get off the air in Fresno.
• 1:59:31
  Love you. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will
• 1:59:35
  be right back. I got 22 seconds, 21 seconds,
• 1:59:40
  20 seconds, 19 seconds, 18 seconds, 17 seconds,
• 1:59:44
  16 seconds, 15 seconds, 15 seconds, 13 seconds,
• 1:59:49
  12 seconds, 11 seconds, 9, 8, 9, 8. This is annoying.
• 1:59:55
  All right. Talk to you on Monday, Fresno. They
• 2:00:04
  had a great game plan, just being physical all
• 2:00:06
  game. making sure I don't get no catching shoe
• 2:00:09
  shots. So there's Kawhi Leonard. And then Nick
• 2:00:13
  Wright, that punk from Fox Sports, called out
• 2:00:16
  LaMelo Ball and called him a clown. And here
• 2:00:19
  is LaVar Ball being a good dad defending him.
• 2:00:22
  Now we're getting ready. We got these folks over
• 2:00:25
  here who ain't commenting on the game and talking
• 2:00:27
  about somebody a clown. Has Nick Wright ever
• 2:00:29
  looked in the mirror? I bet you if you look in
• 2:00:32
  a dictionary right now and you look up a clown,
• 2:00:33
  you're going to see two things. One, it's going
• 2:00:36
  to be somebody with some long hair. Long hair
• 2:00:37
  on the sides and a big -ass nose. Yep. That's
• 2:00:40
  Dick Wright. There you go. He didn't like it.
• 2:00:43
  All right. Time for Tampa Bay News. We're in
• 2:00:46
  garbage time. Yep. I got it. Yo, it's Hoppy.
• 2:00:57
  I will be about to go live. Tampa Bay News is
• 2:01:00
  the place we arrive from the beast. The first
• 2:01:13
  headline that I'm going to overlook is that country
• 2:01:17
  thunder is coming to Clearwater. That's good
• 2:01:19
  news. Then there's this. Well, beach goers may
• 2:01:34
  need to pay up to park on St. Pete Beach. Man,
• 2:01:37
  we are getting screwed by the politicians here
• 2:01:40
  in the Bay Area. When I moved here, it was so
• 2:01:42
  affordable. And it's still kind of affordable
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  compared to like California or whatever. But
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  these politicians are losers. And they're screwing
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  over the everyday average Joe and Jane and care
• 2:01:53
  more about tourists. Tonight, the city council,
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  or commission rather, is looking to a resolution
• 2:01:57
  to solidify new rates and set prices for metered
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  and permit parking. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges
• 2:02:02
  spoke with drivers and joins us live from St.
• 2:02:05
  Pete Beach with more. Hey, so yeah, people who
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  are coming to St. Pete Beach are paying more
• 2:02:12
  to park here at this beach. The prices went up
• 2:02:15
  a lot. It's an absolute scam. You know what?
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  If you're a boomer listening to my show, I hope
• 2:02:21
  you enjoyed the days when things were affordable
• 2:02:24
  and when your generation had it all because you
• 2:02:27
  left the younger Gen X and the millennial and
• 2:02:29
  the Gen Z with a bunch of crap. Absolutely ridiculous.
• 2:02:37
  And then they're so arrogant and unaware they
• 2:02:39
  did it. Drives me nuts. You know what? Life is
• 2:02:44
  so short, it's not worth getting mad over, but
• 2:02:47
  I'll get mad over it. I'll call it out on this
• 2:02:49
  show. That's what I always do. Three things guaranteed
• 2:02:52
  in life. Death, taxes, and me being a loud mouth
• 2:02:55
  and telling you it's ridiculous. Than they do
• 2:03:00
  at any other of the nearby beaches. The price
• 2:03:03
  to park for a day on the sand is up. Everything's
• 2:03:07
  going up. Yeah, but the pay raises are not going
• 2:03:10
  up. City of St. Pete Beach commissioners are
• 2:03:12
  hoping to finalize a new resolution regarding
• 2:03:15
  parking rates. It's not a resolution. To me,
• 2:03:17
  a resolution is like actually fixing the problem.
• 2:03:19
  You're just raising the prices. Now that they've
• 2:03:22
  been raised 50 cents across the board. It's got
• 2:03:24
  bags. You kind of expect it, right? It would
• 2:03:28
  be nice if it went down, but I don't think that's
• 2:03:30
  going to happen for a while. Never. I don't think
• 2:03:31
  it's ever going to go down. Why would the companies
• 2:03:33
  ever want to make things cheaper? There's no
• 2:03:35
  point. It is a lot, but you pay a lot. for any
• 2:03:39
  experience today. See, that's a boomer saying
• 2:03:43
  that. You got the six, seven figures in your
• 2:03:45
  bank account, so it doesn't affect you. The resolution
• 2:03:48
  will also address parking during events and holidays
• 2:03:51
  like Labor Day or the 4th of July, which... Good!
• 2:03:55
  Keep screwing us! And then the boomers wonder
• 2:03:59
  why we don't like them. It would be a flat rate
• 2:04:01
  between $40 to $75, depending on what the city
• 2:04:04
  manager decides. You know what? To that city
• 2:04:07
  manager, kiss my ass! It should be pretty much
• 2:04:11
  set so that people don't show up and get a surprise
• 2:04:13
  that they're not expecting. I mean, it used to
• 2:04:15
  be like $2 .50 an hour. Now it's going to be
• 2:04:17
  like $30 if you're there for five hours. Whatever!
• 2:04:21
  Kiss my ass! It's tall and flabby and I hate
• 2:04:23
  you guys! Happy Hot Topic! Tampa City and Hillsborough
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  County leaders now working to solve how the Tampa
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  Bay Rays pay for their proposed $2 .3 billion
• 2:04:33
  stadium. You know what the Rays are? They're
• 2:04:36
  just that passive -aggressive woman that you
• 2:04:39
  never get the truth from. And they just dance
• 2:04:41
  around the facts because they can. Today, that
• 2:04:46
  debate found social media. 10 Tampa Bay News
• 2:04:48
  reporter Eric Glasser explains how pressing send
• 2:04:50
  spread the fight. Well, today Hillsborough County
• 2:04:53
  Commissioner Joshua Wostel took aim at the raise
• 2:04:56
  and their ownership on the social media platform.
• 2:04:59
  Good. They don't care about us. It's all a big
• 2:05:03
  monopoly and they're screwing us. And they think
• 2:05:05
  it's funny because there was never a deal on
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  Tampa. And it's obvious because if there was
• 2:05:09
  a deal on Tampa, it would have happened already.
• 2:05:14
  X saying he has rescinded any goodwill toward
• 2:05:17
  the team, accusing them of lying. You're telling
• 2:05:20
  me a team that's cheap, a team that never signed
• 2:05:22
  superstars was time to pay them up, a team that
• 2:05:25
  doesn't even really want to be here but is stuck
• 2:05:27
  here, you're telling me they lied? No way! To
• 2:05:30
  him? And to the public. Commissioner Wostel's
• 2:05:33
  sharply worded tweet follows the release of a
• 2:05:35
  draft memorandum outlying how the Rays hope to
• 2:05:39
  fund a new stadium across from Ray J. The plan
• 2:05:41
  includes $750 million for a team that people
• 2:05:45
  barely care about. And then the Rays fans that
• 2:05:47
  do exist think they care about them and it's
• 2:05:48
  sad. from the county and $250 million from the
• 2:05:52
  city of Tampa, but also suggests tapping into
• 2:05:54
  several controversial revenue sources, including
• 2:05:58
  community investment tax funds. Ah, that doesn't
• 2:06:01
  sound sketchy at all. Mm -hmm. Wostel's post
• 2:06:05
  warning, quote, they're literally asking for
• 2:06:07
  your property taxes. Good. I mean, it's not good,
• 2:06:10
  but you know what? When it's all said and done,
• 2:06:13
  I hope you race fans realize that they don't
• 2:06:15
  care about you. I know it pisses off a lot of
• 2:06:18
  people when I say it, but they barely want to
• 2:06:20
  bear. It's a profit to them. There's some owners
• 2:06:23
  that actually care about the team. Like the Ricketts
• 2:06:26
  up in Chicago. Or the Yankees. They are the Dodgers.
• 2:06:30
  They invest in it. The Rays. This is just a bit.
• 2:06:33
  Big thing for them to keep themselves afloat.
• 2:06:36
  And may God have mercy on the soul of anyone
• 2:06:39
  who supports this. The problem is God's not real,
• 2:06:42
  so we're screwed. The Rays, kiss my ass. The
• 2:06:45
  whole area gets mad when I say it. There was
• 2:06:47
  never a deal in Tampa. They don't care about
• 2:06:49
  the area. Like they said to me, they just want
• 2:06:51
  to pay for their kid's college fund and their
• 2:06:53
  mortgage. The thought is, it ain't supportive
• 2:06:56
  of the Bay Area. And if you think they care about
• 2:06:58
  you, I'm sorry, they don't. See, I wonder why
• 2:07:05
  people don't like me. Break they news, from the
• 2:07:36
  side to the sticks, they relate to the views.
• 2:07:38
  Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn
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  slick, then you fact -check the attitude. What's
• 2:07:43
  going on? This that Chicago news. I'll be out
• 2:07:48
  and let them choose. From the heights to the
• 2:07:50
  loop, what it do. Every block, every verse in
• 2:07:54
  the room. Yo! I'll be hot topic. running in springfield
• 2:07:59
  as lawmakers face a deadline to decide which
• 2:08:01
  bills move forward one thing still up in the
• 2:08:03
  air statewide cell phone ban for schools here
• 2:08:06
  here's why i am against cell phone bans it's
• 2:08:10
  because of that unfortunate thing called school
• 2:08:11
  shootings you got to keep the kids kind of safe
• 2:08:13
  maybe you have a locker in the room where they
• 2:08:16
  put it they went like when you go to a dave chappelle
• 2:08:18
  concert and he's live in evanston so there's
• 2:08:20
  that they're trying to ban it and then there's
• 2:08:22
  this this is the hospital i was born at Prize
• 2:08:26
  announcement today. Resilience Healthcare CEO
• 2:08:28
  Manoj Prasad told the I -Team that some clinics
• 2:08:30
  have reopened at West Suburban Medical Center
• 2:08:33
  in Oak Park. My mom worked there for 30 years.
• 2:08:36
  I was born there. And here's the interesting
• 2:08:37
  part. Is the fact that it's in a really bad neighborhood.
• 2:08:41
  And my mom went there when Ted Bundy was killing
• 2:08:44
  nurses and they were told not to walk in a neighborhood.
• 2:08:47
  But that claim is being met by skepticism from
• 2:08:50
  former employees and some Illinois lawmakers.
• 2:08:53
  Yeah, some. Hospitals being sketchy? No way.
• 2:08:56
  It's a big monopoly. And finally on Hoppy Hour.
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  The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.
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  belt blues every crack every flaw until it takes
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  no sugar no draw copy on the mic spitting facts
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  in the booth Voice booming through the speakers,
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  the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
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  it was Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night on American
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  Iron Maiden, Joy Division, New Order, Oasis,
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  Sade, Luther Vandross, Wu -Tang Clan, and Queen
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  Latifah. Among this year's Rock Hall inductees,
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• 2:10:44
  everyone that made it in. And then there's this.
• 2:10:46
  Parents, here's a question for you. What would
• 2:10:49
  you do if you found out your child is a criminal
• 2:10:52
  hacker? More and more families are finding themselves
• 2:10:55
  in the middle of investigations after young hackers
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  find ways of extorting big time money like the
• 2:11:00
  recent power school hack that affected districts
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  right here in Northeast Ohio. News 5 investigator
• 2:11:05
  Jonathan. All right, so Cleveland's got troubles
• 2:11:08
  there. And then what's this? Okay, Dan, April
• 2:11:10
  is National Child Abuse Prevention Month. The
• 2:11:12
  FBI says predators targeting children are active
• 2:11:15
  right now across... Yeah, there's a lot of creeps
• 2:11:18
  in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. How do you think Rovers,
• 2:11:21
  Morning Glory, and Maxwell and Alec Cox got a
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  career? Northeast Ohio. First at four, our Brittany
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  Weir has the warning signs every parent needs
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  to hear. Ah, so just, you know, duck and cover.
• 2:11:33
  And then there's this. These are kids protesting
• 2:11:38
  in support of their teachers. I would do the
• 2:11:41
  same thing, skip class. They don't even have
• 2:11:52
  a good chant. I'll take my teacher, I guess.
• 2:11:59
  Here's what it should have been. Let's get out
• 2:12:01
  of Cleveland. Let's get out of Cleveland. Or
• 2:12:05
  70 downloads. They use the R word here. We think
• 2:12:45
  this is art. It could be worse, though. At least
• 2:12:48
  we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit. Keep people
• 2:12:54
  from looking at their own lives and realizing
• 2:12:56
  how bad the facts they got, you know? I mean,
• 2:13:00
  if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
• 2:13:04
  orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize
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  I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies
• 2:13:17
  in a former life, you know? And then you look
• 2:13:19
  around at your tiny little house that you can't
• 2:13:21
  afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
• 2:13:22
  horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes
• 2:13:25
  by the time they're eight because they live on
• 2:13:26
  corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
• 2:13:30
  big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
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  you with her front butt going out over the top
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  of her ass in long jeans. And you think, I'm
• 2:13:37
  going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
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  -old daughter, right? Cleveland sucks! Cleveland
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• 2:14:31
  you're white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As
• 2:14:35
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  crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
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  If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
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• 2:14:48
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  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
• 2:14:54
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• 2:15:44
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• 2:16:18
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• 2:17:17
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• 2:17:20
  that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
• 2:17:22
  But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
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  Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
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  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
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• 2:17:33
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  cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
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  neither. Sheriff says you race from down hell
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• 2:18:02
  look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.
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  my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.
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  I was labeled as slow when I started school.
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  Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
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  I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have
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  completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
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  and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
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  on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
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  People of autism have no needs no different than
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  you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
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  and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
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  anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone
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  with autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work
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  with them. for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
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  it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
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  please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks.
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  It's time to listen. A .C .H .I. Got a new sound.
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  Makin' all the hoes get down. They the big man.
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  Make it change swang. Pimps and the players gon'
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  do the damn thing. Comin' in the club. Takin'
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  over streets. Takin' over man with the broke
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  down beats. Got em on charge. Got em on lock.
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  Everywhere we go. Guaranteed to blow the spot.
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  Message to some haters. I'm going to say them
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  gators. Well, it's going to blaze you. Nothing
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  is going to save you. Bets on the streets. Bets
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  on the beats. If you want to bounce, bet, bet,
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  report to me. My city shot time. Where I pull
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  it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about
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  a pound. My balls out a lot. Cause you know I
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  call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon
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  sodas in the pot. Hey! Hey, Beverly, hey you,
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  hey shawty, let me see you get loose Hey, let's
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  get it, I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm
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  guilty, then I'm representing my own team Super
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  ugly with a sack of money, it's the Gator King
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  I'm just fuckin' like Pippin' Slide off in the
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  club, feelin' madness in the 50s So fresh, so
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  clean, I got a slacker at my lip And what it
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  is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout it,
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  let me see you get loose If you bought it, you
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  can get some great goose And B .I .P., I'm puttin'
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  my hands on you We got the rimmin', we got the
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  flow We got the mid, we gettin' down on the floor
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  Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, shawty, let me see you
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  get loose. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey,
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  you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you.
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  Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey,
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  you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you.
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  Y 'all hiding the motherfucker, making up words
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  Lookin' like men, I like them light -skinned
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  Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin -twins With
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  Tony Grey, do like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay
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  together in my glass like they all best friends
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  I can't walk, I, I, I, I can't talk Broken from
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  the day to the dark She fall for square, but
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  my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes
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  on me And niggas with me drinkin' dirty Outro
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  Music We'll be right back. Academy of Martial
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  Arts at AmirAcademy .com. 2700 22nd Street North
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  in Edmonton, St. Petersburg. Women's self -defense
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  classes, kids classes, MMA classes, whatever
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  the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. What's
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  JaysPrinting .com, the best printing company
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  in all the Bay Area. Business cards, posters,
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  yard signs, whatever the hell you need, print
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  it up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally, I mentally
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  all like me. If you live in Florida or Maryland,
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  go to counselingoncall .net and there you can
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  sign on. Hi, we're going to come back and I'll
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  be out and keep this party going. Hello again.
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  It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and
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  Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is I have
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  a condition known as autism. That's right. It's
• 2:32:49
  a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can
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  strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People
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  with autism normally have difficulties in verbal
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  and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,
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  and leisure activities. In the recent study,
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  people with autism are less likely to have a
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  job and more likely to become homeless. I beat
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  the odds by having loving friends and family,
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  having a college education. I have even worked
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  in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
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  personality for many years. Always remember that
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  people with autism want the same things as you,
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  to be happy and successful. To find out more
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  about autism, please contact your local mental
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  health center or visit autismspeech .org. This
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  is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your kindness.
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  Tick tock, clocks are jukin', playin' cool breaks
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  Hoppy's hour, almost done, feels like robbery
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  in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom
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  through streams Syndicated Skaro, now it's time
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  to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy hour, it's comin'
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  to a close Radio hits, made it like a Wilson
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  Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air
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  But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so
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  unfair laughter's growing dim is growing dim.
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  Ear drums mixing hoppy like fingers without brains.
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  G -H -X -M. Shadows hit the street, but soon
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  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
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  Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio
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  waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and
• 2:34:47
  joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm
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  alive. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time
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  to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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  in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind
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  Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't
• 2:35:31
  rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming Oh, life's just
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  so unfair. RyanHockeyRadio .com I like that.
• 2:36:13
  He's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it
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  a day. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America. Door is closing.