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Duke II: The Dukening: Netflix's Cease-and-Desist Letter & St. Nicholas's Tomb · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy oh [ __ ] I just lost my wedding
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ring oh well that's not good no or is it cuz whever you're not wearing that ring
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you're technically single is that how it works I'm pretty sure that's how it
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works if the Rings not on the finger you can do whatever you want sweet well all
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I really want to do is just continue to podcast okay great and something I can
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do while I'm married yeah that's true it's not like you're missing out I don't
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know we'll see what happens maybe this get a little dirtier than it normally
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does maybe and tell you what see how it goes if we're doing the podcast and
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somehow some sexy singles end up mingling in your area uh then you know
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we can incorporate them into the show somehow there is an Instagram ad for one
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of those mingles in your area thing oh yeah and my God this this app looks
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creepy as hell I forget the name of it but it comes up with it go like girls in
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your area but it's showing the girls movements around the street oh that's
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weird yeah and like that's stalking yeah yeah I don't like that ad I've never
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tried the app well you can now now's your chance Luke I can we could do a
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Luke reviews of a uh of a dating app while if you're not wearing your wedding
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ring pretty sure that's how it works all right well I will have apps installed
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for next time we're doing the podcast and I managed to lose my ring two
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seconds before we start yeah see the problem is is I
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fiddle come on you know me I can't sit or stand still it's true always been
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moving around and my weding ring is a little big at the moment so I spin it
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right and just as we sort of went start I've just spun it it's gone jumped and
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it's gone away you know what you need you need a fidget spinner I do I have
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three at my desk at work but I need to get one for here as well do you need
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three at work or could you say have I don't know two at work and one at home
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well the reason I have three is I tend to walk around and I'll leave one on
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people's desk so it's always good to have a couple of backups that's why I
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always have like I've got backups of everything except wife I
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do yeah I got backup televisions backup Xboxes hopefully you don't need a backup
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wife I do that with uh my glasses and cups of coffee so once I get back to my
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desk I have to go back and retrace my steps and see whose desk I left my
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glasses on and whose desk I left my coffee on y speaking of apps that we
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don't like M do you want to hear the most [ __ ] hipster Millennial thing
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that I've ever come across yes I think I do okay so H was out with work people
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the other night right and they're interns were there too right so these
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are people that are like 20 years old and they get they work for free uh I
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don't know how that never understood how interns work no I don't know I've never
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I've never worked for a company successful enough to have an intern no I
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mean Millennials may as well live on a different planet to me you know what I
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mean like I don't understand anything about what they do or say or enjoy
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anyway one of them said to H let's take a selfie said sure and she said I've got
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this great app on my phone right that simulates an old timey camera like from
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the '90s okay okay and's like okay sure I I don't
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really give a [ __ ] but let's let's take the picture photo a photo yeah took the
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photo qu says okay let's see it she goes
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oh uh we have to wait 72 hours what the reason it's a retro camera is because
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now you have to wait till that photo develops oh my God and it takes 3 days
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that's ridiculous then you get your photo so it's not actually the quality
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is not from the '90s it's just the time you wait to see it correct so I uh I I
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couldn't believe it I I literally couldn't believe it it's
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like it's it's like Millennials have like imploded on themselves now right I
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just don't understand this at all so I went over to the verge.com right because
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they seem to understand [ __ ] that I don't so I searched for this app and uh
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providing that it's the one I found it's called gak gak gak anyway I don't know
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how to say this right mhm
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reason but you know yes you could also use it to up skirt or down blouse I I I
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don't understand how people can do that it's ballsy yeah yeah for really is yeah
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I mean I've seen guys nearly strain their necks trying to look up a girl
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skirt on an escalator for example and I'm like come on buddy we went out one
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night yes and there was this girl walking upstairs and a very short skirt
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mhm and then this guy walked up there to us and bent down to look up it was at
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like Town Hall station or somewhere right in Sy yeah yeah yeah I mean in
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that case you're probably drawing less attention to yourself if you just take a
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cheeky pick not that that makes it okay no it's not okay you should not be going
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out of your way to see it sometimes you get you get a little you get a little
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Peak if that happens that's that that that happens that's just the universe
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giving you a little wink and saying live another day it's not all bad all right
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maybe we should try take this conversation elsewhere cuz it's just
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really creepy at the moment hey can I ask you a question yes yes you can
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you're you're more into sports than me and you don't tolerate racism so you're
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in a unique position to potentially be able to answer a question for me of
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something that I don't fully understand far away do you know the origin of this
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controversy at the moment with American footballers kneeling during the national
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anthem yes it started last year that one of the players n during the thing going
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and sort of it's a bit of a protest like I'm not going to kneel for this why
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there's so much um it's a whole black lives matter thing okay so in other
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words you're supposed to stand up for it but he stayed down on one knee yes and
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said I'll stand up for the national anthem when America starts being nicer
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to black people yeah when we start training everyone equally okay yeah all
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right Fair that's fair I not going to say I completely understand I don't understand
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what people are going through but I can understand the process Pro and I don't
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see what the problem is yeah I'm seeing a lot of hate man I'm seeing a lot of
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use of the nword and calling to fire anyone from the league that doesn't
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stand yeah that that's the sort of people that's the sort of attitude that
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they're sort of protesting against so it's not really helping anything yeah if
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anything is helping to prove their point right yeah Luke another kind of
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discrimination that's going on right now that might affect you is that NASA have
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come out and said that when they do send missions to Mars yep they only want to
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send women what what do you mean that so women and and Luke no no I'm afraid not
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Luke in fact that's the reason they don't want to do it they did studies on
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mixed mixed sex that sounds a bit weird what am I trying to say when you've just
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got both co co coed coed they did studies on
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coed but doesn't Ed just mean education well I just think of sexy
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co-eds so sexy co-eds but see that to me doesn't mean any boys if if I'm thinking
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of sexy co-eds it's just a bunch of college girls experimenting with
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lesbianism yeah but that's just what the internet's taught you a the internet has
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taught me so much anyway they did tests on men and women working in the same Ms
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simulation environment and they discovered surprise surprised that
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there's just too much sexual tension work is not getting done properly they
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think they're going to fix it by sending just the same sex I don't think that's
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going to work either well they first said same sex either all men or all
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women so that the next part of this study was to uh was to observe who
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worked better together a group of men or a group of women again not surprisingly
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the women came out on top I like it when they're on top see I don't I get a bit I
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I need to I need to have a bit more control no but I just there still will
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be end up being sexual tension there sexy co-eds you listen to a lot of
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stories about like all gu schools and all girls schools there ends up being a
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bit of experimentation in those places yeah yeah so you think the
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experimentation that these astronauts and scientists are doing in terms of a
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climatizing a whole new planet is going to be like yeah like these are great
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experiments but what I really want to do is experiment sexually with the same
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seex partner you got to remember that's where they're going to live and die
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that's where they spend the rest of their life that's true yeah you got a
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good point there I mean just look at prison yes exactly I've often wondered
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that like apparently being in prison just turns you into a [ __ ] shower
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rapist but I want to know how long you you're in there before you decide to
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start [ __ ] each other like is you just walk in they're like hey dude uh
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now that you're in prison just like don't worry about all that stigma we
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just [ __ ] each other here well I already know if I ever end up in prison I know
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exactly how I'm going to handle it go on walk up to the biggest guy there mhm
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look him Square in the eyes and go guess I'm your [ __ ]
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now yeah yeah yeah seriously how what am I going to do in prison I'm not going to
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survive in there no God you know I was at Paramount prison interviewing Tex
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Perkins from the cruel sea cuz he was doing one of those Johnny Cash inspired
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prison concerts right Y and uh it was the first time first and only time I've
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ever been in a prison a lot of things in the prison are disturbing right there's
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this disturbing lack of insulation like I can't imagine trying to keep warm
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during the winter in one of these cells you know this you know lack of privacy
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there's you know it's really ghastly even being in there but the thing I
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think that Disturbed me the most was
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that there is lube dispensers in the
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hallways what yeah I'm not joking you sure it's Lube it's condom dispensers as
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well condoms I can understand yeah but Lube I know it's like this is happening
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see I think I would be okay in prison if I didn't have to if I could just have a
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Kindle mhm or an Xbox and I should to stay in my room yeah I I always think
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that too everyone's like oh don't put me in solitary confinement I'm like [ __ ]
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put me straight into solidary confinement just throw a couple of books
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in there and an itty bitty book light and I'll be fine yeah give me something
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to do in there and yeah I don't have to deal with anyone I'll be happy but I
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don't want us to be happy but yeah that's true maybe you've got your Xbox
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but you can't play any multiplayer games you know maybe that's the punishment I'm
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okay with that as well yeah but they don't need to know that all right we're
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taking this dark again what is wrong with us this well I mean we talked about the Xbox do
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we want to keep talking about video games yes now you actually went out and
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got Assassin's Creed blackf flake I did I did uh what do you think okay so what
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I did I I I've been watching the trailer since since you mentioned it I watched
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the trailer for Assassin's Creed origin
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right and I must say it looks damn good yes it really does so I've decided that
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I'm going to give that I'm going to give that a go right because it it just looks
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like a beautiful game and ancient Egypt you know that's just cool so I decided
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to go back and watch all the trailers for The Other Assassin's Creed games
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because like if I've already kind of decided that I might play one I may as
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well just play one right now yeah they are all the same game sure yeah and I
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thought this uh Syndicate looked quite good uh cuz the old Jack the Ripper
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setting uh but it's 85 bucks and black flag was 30 bucks so it won yeah but I
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must say I'm enjoying being a pirate so the thing about Assassin's Creed games
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and I cuz I know why that they're still calling him Assassin's Creeds and still
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trying to tie it in it's because the name sells yeah yeah but if you take the
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Assassin's Creed part out of it and just he's a pirate story I enjoyed it yeah
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absolutely it's a they're good games look it seems a little bit light on
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story so far but if it keeps being fun to just be a pirate and then I'm okay
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with that y like yeah that's the a lot of it is collectibles in those games is
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just ridiculous if you can get yourself not worrying about that and then just be
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a pirate okay sure it's a good game but yeah CU I think what that that one's got
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feathers it's got sea chanties it's got chests everywhere it's yeah at the
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moment I'm just running around an island opening chests so should I should I stop
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that you don't really need to okay all right good to know like it's still you
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still need to open a few to get like um if you want to upgrade your weapons and
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get money and things like that but can I ever take off that big heavy jacket and
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just go back to that cool little vest with no shirt that I was wearing when
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the game started unfortunately no or not that I know of I never Chang my clothes
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in those games cuz it requires effort I uh I change Lara croft's clothes quite a
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bit when I play when I play with her well those clothes in the Lura cof game
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gave you different abilities so I can understand that yeah that's one of the
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reasons I changed them yeah it's one of the reasons but yeah so far Assassin's
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Creed Black Flag pretty good yeah I enjoyed it what are you playing at the
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moment um I just finished for the second time Lego Jurassic world oh okay is Lego
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Jurassic world better than the movie Jurassic world yes great I if you like
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Lego games mhm mhm cuz um I've been on a bit of a Lego game Bender at the moment
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for the last seven or eight years yeah but no uh in the last two weeks I've
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completed three Lego games which ones uh
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Lego ninjo Movie video game that looks like a good movie Man I want to see that
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um the game was I think too easy okay right and I also finished Lego City
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Undercover which I think was the what which actually came out before Liga
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ninjo but that was too hard okay sure so I think they I think they worked out
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with Lego city that it was a bit too hard all the collectibles in 100% was
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really hard to get around and then Lego was too easy so I think they're trying
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to find a nice in between so the next one might be spot on M and then I played
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Lego Jurassic world cuz it was on sale on the 360 and I've only played on the
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Xbox one so I got the 360 version and finish that one nice the only Lego games
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that I played were the Star Wars the Star Wars ones and I've got
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both the uh the first three and the next three yeah and they were they were hella
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fun man the Lego games are there's just something about them they're like
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they're cuz they're not designed for they're designed for kids to play so
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they're not hard and the humor in it is great yeah yeah yeah it's kind of like
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especially with the Star Wars games and this might be controversial thing to say
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there's not that many great Star Wars video games there's a couple that are
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really good but this was almost like what I've wanted this whole time in a
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Star Wars game because if you go back and look at the old Star Wars games you
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got X-Wing was I enjoyed those games but then Yeah you sort of get out
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of flight Sims and stuff yeah yeah then there
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was the Platformers on like Nintendo and Super Nintendo they were terrible yeah
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yeah I had some Platformers of the old ones on uh on the Amiga that were pretty
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[ __ ] yeah they were just thr Star Wars on this and yep people are going to give
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us money for it and we will played them and back then you played them to death
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cuz that's all you had exactly man I I think we've talked about on this podcast
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before but I had the Return of the Jedi game for Amiga and it was three
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different levels that just repeated and got harder the first level you were
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Lando in the Millennium Falcon Trench Run right the second level you were
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chewy in the uh walk yep yep and then you were I think layer on the on the
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Speeder bike right yeah and it's like sorry at any point am I going to play Luke [ __ ]
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Skywalker the hero of the godamn
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movie doesn't appear in the game no idea why what else was what are other games
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out there there was shadow of the not shadow in the
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mind's eye was it Shadow no uh shadow of the Empire shadow of the Empire that was
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an okay game yeah that was weird that how book got
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made into a game back then yeah and yeah then there just sort of
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been nothing so was Battlefront and then this Battlefront fun Matt will argue for
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Knights of the Old Republic I'm sure but oh I love that game yeah I never played
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it the online one no was
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terrible but there's been yeah no real they're meant to be making a lot but I haven't seen
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any EA's got the license and they were meant to be going a little bit crazy but
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they've released one and the second one comes out soon but there's
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no open world one well I know H had a meeting with EA
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last week but she wouldn't tell me what it was about so it's probably due about
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um Souls Battlefront 2 I'm hoping so because it uh it looks the beta for
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that's going on right now yeah yeah and I'm looking forward to that even cuz it
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actually has a single player this time yeah it does and evidently it's
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releasing with more content than the entire game had in total with all its
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DLC it wouldn't be hard that it was a fun game but it did
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not last long correct yeah that exactly right it was it was very fun but there
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was just not a lot to it yep and I think if you try to get a game now you will
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struggle so I uh I downloaded an iOS game this week which I I don't do I
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don't even have a games folder on my iPhone anymore so it's sitting it's
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sitting on a page all on its own but I downloaded The 8bit Stranger Things game
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I saw that Matt post that on our Instagram and said you must play this
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yeah it's it's pretty fun it's pretty fun now you watched stranger thinks
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right in the end I know you were a little behind yes I'm going to be a bit
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more on top of it this time around yeah good did you happen to see this article
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about the stranger things themed bar
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that Netflix shut down no did they shut it down well they sent them a cease and
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desist letter but it's the funniest and best cease and desist letter that's
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possibly ever been sent so this was in Chicago popup bar that was Str things
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themed I mean I I can't think of what it would be Christmas lights up I assume
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yeah but they got sent this uh they got sent this hilarious letter Danny and
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Doug assuming that they're the people that own the bar y my walkie-talkie is
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busted so I had to write this note instead I heard you launched a stranger
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things popup bar in your Logan Square location look I don't want you to think
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that I'm a total wastoid but unless I'm living in the upside down I don't think
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we had a deal with you for this popup we're not going to go full Dr brener on
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you but we just ask that one you don't extend the popup Beyond it 6 weeks run
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in September and two you reach out for permission if you plan to do something
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like this again okay we love our fans more than anything but you should know
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that demig Gorgon is not always as forgiving so please don't make us call your
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mom I like that yeah yeah like it's a the publicity that they're getting from
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the bars not bad y yep but it's also you don't want people to run with it and
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just think they can do anything they want that's right if you're licensing
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something then someone gets money and someone gets a license that's how that
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works yeah so just to go hey look let let your six weeks run but if you do it
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again let us know and we sounds like they probably can work something out
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yeah pretty cool right I mean they're they're being pretty cool about it
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they're not being Nintendo yeah yeah Nintendo are evil man I've worked for
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Netflix on two occasions now just doing very very very small jobs and uh they're
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[ __ ] pricks man like they are I this surprises me of how nice they're being
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because they are a nightmare to deal with maybe it's just the branch that
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you're working you've worked with yeah I'm actually liking it Netflix is
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actually quite good in a shrayer at the moment well it's getting better there
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still a lot that we don't have but um things like because we don't have a
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million different streaming services here Netflix and we've got we've got two
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Netflix and Stan they're actually getting content that like in America you can't get wow
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because uh like the new Star Trek Discovery oh yeah to get that in America
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you have to sign up to cbs's I think it is new streaming
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service but in Australia we don't have CBS streaming service so Netflix has it
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right yeah sure so things like that are working out well for us yeah that's uh
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that's great I uh I don't I don't worry too much about that these days because I
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uh I found a VPN who uh who hasn't been blocked by Netflix yet
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oh after this can you send it to me yes I can L yes I can uh so I've been
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enjoying some Netflix and actually I didn't get it for Netflix I got it
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because Ken Burns the documentary filmmaker has done a 10-part documentary
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film on the Vietnam War which he spent a decade making right oh wow and it's on
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pbs.com in America and not available anywhere else and I was like right I've
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got to watch this really really want to see this so uh but I thought if I'm
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going to subscribe to a VPN I I want to find one that I can use for other things
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too other things yeah so PBS that's so it's free you could watch it for free in
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America yes yes but it also means Luke
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it also means that I can finally watch pornography again oh
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God how long's it been now oh 2 and a half years you don't have to go searchy
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and dodgy sit anymore yeah I know I it just reminds me of how good porn can be
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everyone's not oh the actors are maybe
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cut that maybe
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say I'll beep it audience can think what they want so we got to there from stranger
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things yeah well do you want to go from there straight into sex toy news cuz we
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got some sex toy news this week yes yes we do where do you do when you need a
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new toy to put inside of you you listen
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to sex toy news sex to
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news so I wasn't aware of this but there's there's a specific type of sex
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toy that's out there now called smart sex toys which are basically sex toys
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that are on the internet y getting to the point where you can actually like
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buy a a [ __ ] machine and you can sort
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of put it on your penis and then you can download the details of some porn star
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and it'll sort of sync up with the video you're watching wow yeah it's getting
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crazy what it can do if they could mix that with augmented reality too so that
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that porn star is in my house then you know take my money you know what I mean
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yep that's not true I've never ever paid
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for porn no but apparently now uh with
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these smart sex toys hackers are able to activate them from outside your house
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yeah because it would just be uh they'd all have the same name and they would
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just be they'd try and connect to Wi-Fi networks or Bluetooth so they'd be sort
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of easy to find yeah so I've uh I my eye got caught on this metro.co.uk article
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because of the headline hackers can detect your butt plug from outside your
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house and turn it on and I was like okay well you know I mean if it's if it's
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inside you anyway it's probably already on yeah but I followed through so the
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one that they're specifically talking about in this article which I assume is
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the one that has it has been done on right is called the love sense
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hush it's a butt plug that is on the internet and basically you can use it uh
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for solo play for play on someone else or what they call discrete public play
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which is when your partner wears it all day ah you can just turn it
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on and off as you see fit so I guess that's really the danger is if that that
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if you're wearing it just in case your partner decides to turn it on then
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hackers might come and turn it on anyway but I mean that said maybe you want that
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like maybe that's not a bad thing that could be interesting to some people then
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again maybe this is Crossing into weird territory because maybe turning on
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somebody's butt plug when they don't know that you are doing that is like
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raping someone when they're unconscious see what they should be able
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to do cuz this happens a lot with Bluetooth things like once you sort of
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sync up to stuff they don't really change the password right so maybe you need to have
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something where you can Reen once you sync it up you have control to rename
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the device and change the password that'll sort of yeah so you just change
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it to Natalie's butt plug yeah yeah but
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it's actually jeules yeah yeah just to throw people
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off but it's sort of weird with Bluetooth like cuz when you sync up like
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a headset or something you it'll come with like your password if it does ask
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it's like four zeros but there's no option to change that yeah right I'll be
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honest I don't really use Bluetooth I use it for headphones and my watch and
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that's it and and in the car to sync your phone to the stereo in the car yes
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yeah see my car when I had a car had a plug so that was fine sorry a uh a
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headphone jack I mean we're talking about plugs so I just didn't want
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to so uh Beware if you're uh if you're if you're wearing a butt plug that is
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online and you are leaving yourself open to cyber crime my butt plug is not
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online Luke did you hear about the archaeological discovery that they made
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this week like I heard about something like that Luke they have legit found
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Santa's grave Santa's dead yeah I'm afraid so oh but that means he's real so
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that's good but yeah but he's dead which means he can't bring me presents no
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that's true well I mean he died uh in 343 ad right so that was a while ago
28:10
yeah or um 343 CE for all you bleeding heart Lefty pinkos out there but um he's
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he's been dead for a while uh and I assume his his elves have continued on
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his uh his legacy and that's why we still get gifts so why why do they think
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it's Santa Claus or St Nick yeah so so yes you're exactly right it's St
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Nicholas who the whole Santa Claus character is based based on um they
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discovered a tomb that was roughly where some old text had said it should be and
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so uh based on what they've discovered they're kind of pretty certain that this
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is it at what stage after someone's buried
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somewhere are you allowed to just go and dig them up and say it's okay it's archology
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that is a very good question what's the time frame I've never understood like
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could I go down the ceter now and just dig up someone's bu say go it's all
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right archaeologist yeah and and you could argue like come on there's a
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difference here I mean digging up one of the pharaoh's tombs but how how close to
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burying that Pharaoh did you have to be right yeah they get buried with a lot of
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gold and [ __ ] could I have down gone down the next day with a shovel and been
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like I'm doing archaeology yeah I've just never understood that like and then they they
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take everything out and the gold goes around and the body and I'm sort of like
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someone's buried you should leave them where they are okay with that yeah they
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gold because it's there yeah you raise a very good point
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Luke and I don't have an answer for you yeah no one's ever been able to give me
29:48
an answer for that well let okay let's work it out
29:53
then right obviously you can't go to someone who's been freshly buried you
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can't up a frh grave that's that's and I
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would say you definitely you still up a
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grave of anyone who died in the 20th century right yeah someone who might
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still have a kid who's alive yeah could you could you dig up on a
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wild west grave well I think there the difference between digging up a body and digging up
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a grave right so I think cuz digging up
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a body finding a body digging it up and moving it that I understand but the
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second something's a graveyard and that's someone's grave and it's yeah
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like with St Nick's grave here y like that's a tomb that's where it's meant to
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be okay so you think is it all right to
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look but is but not not touch like is it okay to go okay guys we' found s Nick's
30:53
grave it's important to humanity to know our Origins and understand where we came
30:58
came from so we've taken some notes we taken some pictures but obviously we're
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not going to [ __ ] dig up the body cuz that would just be weird and creepy but
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no and then once you've s of taken a few pictures taking your notes seal it back
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back up and leave it like you found it okay y leave it like you found it I
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think that's what we learned when we used to go Bush walking when we were
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kids and I think that can apply to a lot more things in life but yeah it just
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seems a bit wrong to walk in and go oh you've got a lot of gold here that's now
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mine okay so this is a interesting thought that I had during the week right
31:30
and I tried to find online by just doing a little bit of research myself and I
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couldn't find a satisfying answer what do you reckon the rules are
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about finding buried treasure so this is leaving a grave aside right if I dig up
31:48
a treasure is that treasure now mine or do I have to like hide it and funnel the
31:53
money away and black market and laundering and all that [ __ ] well there
31:58
are sort of two options one is the way you just described I think we need to
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play the [ __ ] crimes jingle here I'll get mat to put it in the drop box y
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while the other brothers are doing time listen it's
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crimes there are two ways one is the way where you basically you are stealing it
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so you're trying to funnel out you're not telling anyone the other way is
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actually just to report that to the police right okay and look I found this
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they would then do a search and try and see if they can find out the owner yeah
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but I'm not talking about like someone's buried a suitcase of money I'm talking
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about like [ __ ] Deo and [ __ ] man yep it's the same thing okay if they can't
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find an owner it goes to you like if the pirate who buried this in the 17th
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century comes and claims it yep how long do you get do you reckon before I it's
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I'm not entirely sure but I think it maybe depending on the amount and what
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it is maybe a month a month okay I could wait a month because the reason I was
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thinking about this is because I I've come to the conclusion now that at my
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age and where I'm at in my career having any more money than I currently already
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have is only going to happen if I stumble upon a buried treasure y so I've
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been giving this a lot of thought because yeah if you just take it and
33:19
don't tell anyone and you get caught it's you are technically
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stealing it's like um there was even a case of a woman once who was at a casino
33:32
yeah forget if she saw a dollar left in the machine or found a dollar on the
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floor and put it in a machine yeah but she won the huge feature yeah and when
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they came to give her the money she's it was amazing like I just they didn't have
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any money I just pushed the button and it was there and I won and they well we
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can't give it to you a because yeah it's wow you you technically stole that money
33:55
so it's not yours oh man she was like no sorry I was
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kidding I think they came to a deal as what I think they came to a deal instead
34:05
of giving a million she got like 10,000 or something I've also heard other
34:09
stories with poke machines as well where it's uh press for luck and then that
34:14
guy's press won the money well that my press so that's yeah I win that right
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yeah yeah so some people are dick and but yeah
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yeah what happens if I suspect that there's a buried treasure on a certain plot of
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land and then I buy that land um you
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don't you own like the top of the land I don't know how far underneath you own
34:42
let me Google this because I'm assuming that a lot of these Pirates buried their
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treasure in a bit of a hurry so like
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they would dug deep right uh how deep
34:53
land do you own think this is very much
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dependent on where you live yeah let me just let me look in like England and
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America is kind of like [Music]
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uh oh God can't can't the internet ever just give you a straight answer on
35:13
something um let's see cuz I know that if you discover oil on your land like
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providing you've pumped it before anyone else you own
35:22
it uh yeah do you use that a thing you own any water that runs under your
35:28
property in the US and Western blah blah blah blah minimal
35:34
rights are sold separately to the rest of the property so nothing in there about
35:41
buried treasure you can't pump toxic waste deep
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into the ground okay I wouldn't have thought you could but that's all right
35:51
yeah I can't find a straight answer yeah I don't think I think it's
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one of those things that yeah I don't but I don't think you
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just dig it up and go it's mine and just I
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think it's sort of tough I don't know what I would do yeah I think I would do
36:09
the right thing and still just try and report it to police and go look I found
36:13
this can you please not search too hard to find the owner yeah yeah have a look but don't
36:19
have a good look yeah yeah and please don't say that your brothers it's your
36:24
brothers yeah that's right I really want to find a treasure
36:28
Luke I just I really do let's start digging some Halls yeah I also don't think you can
36:34
just go out and start digging holes yeah that's true too people tend to look at
36:38
you a bit weird what if you find Nazi gold surely that's up for grabs surely a
36:44
Nazi can't come and claim his gold
36:49
well well that's the whole thing like you you don't you don't know who owns
36:54
the gold at the moment like it might have been someone
36:57
else who came across it who is theirs and they've buried it there don't bury
37:02
stuff in the ground it's terrible I'm just I'm just going to start mining gold
37:06
I think that's the only way where are you going to mine I don't know how do
37:10
you tell I never know how you [ __ ] mined to begin with how do you know when
37:13
where to dig a mine radar okay fine today they've got radar they've probably
37:18
got satellite [ __ ] they can do that what what about 100 years ago and then beyond
37:23
how did people in the uh in the Iron Age find iron when just inconceivable to me
37:29
yeah no no no no not a clue no we could not survive back in that time oh God no
37:34
I can't survive now see sometimes I get really romanticizing about the the Stone
37:39
Age you know what I mean and I start thinking like there'd be none of this
37:42
and none of that but then I realized well there's also no antibiotics or running
37:47
water yeah like you you live to 20 and that's it you've had a good run yeah but
37:54
that's not because that's because you probably will get eaten by sa the tooth
37:58
tiger like humans could still potentially live as long and humans were
38:02
Health unless you stubbed your toe and got an infection well that's that's true
38:06
too it's right I've I've got I've worked out I I'm starting to get scared about
38:11
dying oh really cuz I've always said 60 I'm going to make it to 60 and that'll
38:16
be it I remembered how old I was yeah you're a fair bit of the way there now
38:22
yeah I mean not really you've got you're you're only you're only just over halfway
38:28
and when you think about it you've had a pretty like long life like if I look
38:33
back like when I was like 5 years old that seems like a very very long time
38:36
ago yeah but I'm closer to 2/3 of the way there than halfway it's not long to we
38:43
40 yeah that's true when do we grow up that's what I still need to understand I
38:48
don't know like I know we've discussed this in the past but when I was young
38:52
I'd look at adults and see they're responsible certain types of people right
38:58
I certainly don't feel like I'm one of them yet no still still don't know when that
39:04
happens yeah I'm a little scared by that thought actually just something to end
39:09
on I was in Indonesia during the week but I I was on the island of java
39:16
but nearby on the island of Sumatra uh that I have traveled to before but
39:20
thankfully not to this part of it uh they the villages on a palm oil
39:27
Plantation encountered an 8 m long snake I'm out I don't know if you can see this
39:32
thing Luke it's [ __ ] enormous I I I
39:37
don't want to I I don't I'm not scared of snakes but oh you should be scared of
39:41
this one I'm just opening the link now oh my God yeah that's not so much the
39:47
length it's how thick it is big [ __ ]
39:51
snake so we have uh it looks like Park crocodile yeah I know it's terrifying
39:57
right and we've uh We've reported on strange and enormous animals in
40:01
Indonesia on this podcast before right I mean there was a giant worm that turned
40:06
out to be a beached whale that was freaking everyone out at a certain point
40:10
but uh but this is just a snake that's gotten really really big and one guy
40:16
came across it in the in the jungle and decided to fight it what so there was a
40:23
scuffle between this either incredibly Brave or incredibly stupid man and this
40:29
python this 7.8 m that's 26
40:33
ft long python who was only the fight was only over once the villagers came to
40:39
his rescue um I'm just trying how do you fight a python yeah they don't go into
40:44
specifics and I'm not entirely sure what I do know is that it bit his hand so
40:49
badly they're going to have to amputate it now oh God but on the plus side the
40:54
villagers ate the snake as you do wanted
40:57
to try snake yeah I've uh I've never tried it
41:03
either I'm always I would try everything yeah I'm I'm like you Luke I I think
41:09
certain things kind of turn my stomach when I think about them but but but I'm
41:13
not morally against eating any one animal over another animal I mean I
41:17
think a lamb is [ __ ] adorable and I'll still eat one of them yeah no
41:22
there's always things like eyeballs and stuff I don't think I don't think I'm
41:25
going to like them and they make me feel a bit wrong to even think about it but I
41:28
still if someone put it in front of me I'd give it a try I've eaten eyeballs
41:32
not not human eyeballs to be clear no I wasn't talking about human eyeballs I I
41:38
may draw the line at eating human I hope you draw the line at eating
41:43
human although not for moral reasons it's just really bad for you yeah it's
41:47
too much salt isn't it yeah too much something but also that you'd have to
41:51
probably kill a human to to eat it yeah so yeah I yeah but I try anything else
41:58
that's safe to eat you ever eaten
42:02
crocodile yes I like crocodile actually I've done I've done pretty much
42:09
all the Australian animals well like not all of them that kangaroo emu crocodile
42:15
yeah didn't care for emu see I don't like kangaroo yeah it's a it's a weird meat
42:21
yeah it is a weird meat and I find it I find it just a bit too full on M I like
42:27
it we're I think the only country in the world that eats our national animals
42:31
yeah well they they certainly can't eat the national animal in Scotland national
42:35
animal is the unicorn unicorn yep I found that out this week but I would eat
42:39
a unicorn given the chance oh hell
42:43
yeah I'm pretty sure I've eaten horse we probably all have at one stage I've had
42:49
some hamburger patties that were a bit questionable and yeah porse isn't
42:53
actually bad for you no it's not providing that it's lived and died with the same
42:59
quality as as the cattle that you eat every day I ate an unidentified meat
43:06
when I was in China you know when you're eating meat you you kind of know what
43:09
meat you're eating I I I ate an unidentifiable meat once and then just
43:15
it was just it was the unknowing that made me feel a bit
43:19
queasy yeah I ate something in Thailand
43:23
I have no idea what it was cuz at a
43:27
Beach thing and there was a barbecue and it was I walked up and I went I'll have
43:33
some of that yeah and some of that and she went you don't want this one I went give it to
43:40
me yeah so yeah so one thing was chicken feet which okay chicken feet are okay
43:46
that's fairly common here actually yeah and then the other thing I have no idea
43:51
what it was what what do you suspect it might be I just don't really think about
43:56
it fair enough was it tasty it was nice I enjoyed it okay one thing I did enjoy
44:01
when I was in Japan was I ate garlic chicken hearts okay I didn't eat that in
44:07
Japan but I have eaten a chicken heart at a Brazilian restaurant what did you think
44:13
uh bloody okay cuz yeah I actually got seconds did you yep I I do think I have
44:20
a little bit of a psychological barrier for for things that aren't just plain
44:26
meat you know yeah yeah that's the that's the you just need to get past it
44:30
yeah and then once you try it it's fine it's the whole children have that
44:35
problem more more than anyone else where they think they don't like it so
44:40
they don't like it yeah that's right even though they've never tried it yeah
44:44
I think I never quite grew out of that in uh I go to the Philippines a lot and
44:48
there's there's a lot of food there that is very very foreign to me based on my upbringing
44:54
and uh some of it I've tried and some of
44:57
it I hav I've eaten insar there uh which
45:03
is actually it's not bad but there's one thing that I won't eat which is like
45:08
it's almost their national dish it's called balut and it's uh basically you
45:13
know when we have eggs they're unfertilized eggs yeah in the
45:17
Philippines they wait till the egg has been fertilized and the chick is grown
45:21
in it and then they they eat it okay so it's It's a combination of
45:28
eating an egg and eating chicken chicken yeah but um the way that you do it is
45:34
you you you cook it in whatever way you cook it you crack the egg open and you
45:40
drink out the juice first right and apparently the juice is
45:45
delicious and then you pull off the
45:47
shell and you have the chick staring
45:52
back up at you okay and you hold on to the bottom of the shell and you eat the
45:58
chick from the head down okay I will if I ever come across it
46:04
I'll try it but I'm not going to go that's the other thing I'm not going to
46:06
go out of my way to try weird things when are you come I'm not going hunting for that
46:13
now yeah I can hardly blame you I I I wouldn't do it and everyone's going like
46:17
dude it is dead set delicious and I'm like I don't distrust you I'm sure it is
46:23
but I'm not putting a baby chick in my mouth yeah
46:28
that's yeah but no I would do it oh I purchased something stupid this week
46:34
actually I purchased it months ago go on what'd you get the mini Super Nintendo
46:39
no man you can't be blamed for that like I looked at that and I thought
46:45
maybe it was released and I brought it on the day day announced it and
46:49
pre-orders were available and then it arrived last week and it sat there in
46:54
the Box okay so you haven't opened it yet [ __ ] that's why you diso it play it
46:59
man you're not going to have to buy his remorse once you're [ __ ] in there
47:03
yeah I think I still will maybe one game
47:07
I want to play on it Zelda Zelda mhm and
47:12
there's some other games that look okay on there but then I just go or I could
47:17
play my computer or Xbox and have good graphics and get achievements that's
47:22
true but I do have a a really romantic soft spot for the old retro games I I
47:27
really still do I do as well you know I've I've got the scum VM sitting here
47:31
on my desktop right now ready to play all the old Lucas Arts
47:35
games you know and then yep I've got them there and I think about it and then
47:42
I just no just can't bring myself to do it because a lot of the times they're
47:47
not as good as I remember yeah that that is true you do run that risk although
47:51
sometimes they are and that that is a magical moment like when I played
47:55
through day of the tentacle this year and this is before I realized they did a
47:58
re-release of it right I just played it through the old version the scum version
48:02
and it's it's a great game and I got probably more enjoyment out of it than I
48:07
ever had yeah but they are releasing a mini Commodore
48:11
64 yes I saw that one and I just I don't
48:15
have the big draw to that as other people would neither cuz I didn't
48:21
actually own one and I think you were the same you had the apple right the
48:25
Macintosh and I had the Oma 500 so like the the Commodore it's I know I've
48:30
played butons before and like I thought it was really cool how you put the tape
48:33
in the play but there's no yeah games that jump out at me that I remember using
48:40
and so yeah it's just it's sort of cool but not for me I'll say this if they do
48:46
bring out a mini Amega 500 I will pay I'll pay probably a lot of money for
48:50
that so if you're listening and I know you are steal that idea just make sure
48:57
that I can get one I'm pretty sure they will cuz they're coming out of a mini everything
49:02
at the moment yeah but I don't know if the Amiga was kind of as well know it
49:06
doesn't it it hasn't stood the test of time in popular culture quite so much as
49:12
you know the SN of the the 64 anything like that from that era it's kind of was
49:17
a little fringy one thing I think is a little bit [ __ ] with all these mini
49:21
consoles that they're bringing out they're only releasing like very
49:26
limited games yeah it should be the entire catalog right and it should be
49:30
for like you're not going to be selling these games anymore like yeah cuz that
49:35
console doesn't exist so you're not going to be doing another run of them so
49:39
just throw on because here's the thing if I buy a mini Omega 500 I want it to
49:44
have every game I ever loved and every game I never got to play yep just throw
49:49
them all on there or even if you do it have the you don't do that but have the
49:53
ability to buy more yeah yeah yeah yeah instead of just that's it have have an
49:59
online store where you can spend $ five and pick up a couple more games yep I
50:04
mean look Amiga I'll admit it I owe you some money I pirated a lot of my games
50:09
when I was a kid I bought a lot too but I could really only afford to get two a
50:13
year Well back then most games were that's what everyone did back then for
50:19
games because if I if I met a new person and discovered they had an Amiga the
50:24
next time I went to their house I would have a box of blank discs
50:28
yep and you just copy everything they had and Away you go
50:33
yep but games were really expensive back then yeah they were and also we were
50:38
incredibly poor back then but like I remember like SE Mega Drive games were
50:43
still 100 bucks $100 back then that's a lot of money back then
50:50
yeah absolutely yeah prices just have not changed in Australia ever yeah man well
50:56
you know I still faced paying $85 for Assassin's Creed Syndicate which came
51:01
out how many years ago two years at least yep you could have picked it up
51:05
you brought it online like digital copy yeah yeah there's no stores here man you
51:10
could have got it cheaper on eBay or something but it's just easy you wanted
51:14
to play something I wanted to play it immediately yeah I've even got to that
51:19
point I was in a bookstore the other day and I was looking at the new releases
51:23
and I saw a book that I've been waiting to come out that had come out I went oh
51:26
great now I could have taken that to the counter but I didn't I went outside and
51:31
I bought it on my Kindle standing outside the Bookshop that's why stores are going to
51:38
go out of business yeah like and I'm sorry but I still love bookstores but I
51:43
can't just buy every book I mean I'm actually banned from buying books in
51:48
this house cuz you have too many correct I have a lot and I've got I've got boxes
51:54
of books in this room as well that are just there and I'm sort of like I don't
51:58
want to get rid of them because I love them yeah but they take up a lot of
52:03
space and yeah we have a staff member who's left recently to go and work uh
52:08
they're a designer they've gone to work in print
52:11
instead people still it's still a medium that some people
52:17
use that can be their slogan books it's
52:21
uh still a medium that some people
52:25
use I don't who that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you
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