Latest / First Thing Today with Joe Thomas / "Migrants Seeking Asylum... FROM U.S." (Tuesday September 2, 2025, Hour 1)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: I did get Italian sentences you.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Doing the first thing today by Joe Thomas on the
- 0:09Chunk Media Network.
- 0:11Speaker 3: All natural and free of artificial intelligence.
- 0:14Speaker 4: Jewart said, steal me step, you have a day at
- 0:19least for work.
- 0:20Speaker 3: When the sun comes up, drops a pet to Scoodney.
- 0:25Speaker 4: Joe has everything agenda, all the Joses, says.
- 0:30Speaker 5: No one that Joe's as smile.
- 0:32Speaker 6: He on the eggs.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Joe, don't let the door hit you want to be Joe,
- 0:43thank you for letting me be of service to you.
- 0:45Not going anywhere. Four three four eight eight two four
- 0:50two one seven. As we gathered this morning, basking in
- 0:53the amplitude and frequency modulation goodness, ready to head on
- 0:57into September. And that Wasimmy Kimmel telling Sarah Silverman, who
- 1:03was just obviously beyond jealousy, that Jimmy Kimmel has managed
- 1:09to negotiate himself at Italian citizenship. Now I'm not sure
- 1:17this is a migration. This is a mass migration, and
- 1:22it seems coordinated. I mean, they all seem to be
- 1:26headed for a European border. We may wind up in
- 1:30some sort of situation. Now, granted, most of the European
- 1:35border is surrounded by water or Russia. And I'm sure
- 1:40they don't have a problem with Russia. But these handringing
- 1:48do gooders in the media marketplace abandoning the country because well,
- 1:54things weren't so easy for them anymore. So, as we
- 1:58all learn as children, the most important thing to do
- 2:00when the going gets rough, it's quit. Run away, Go
- 2:05hide somewhere else, Go go move to another town or
- 2:09another country. What's her name from Forrest Gump and House
- 2:16of Cards. She's she's out there saying it's so free
- 2:19here in Great Britain's that's the one that makes me.
- 2:26Robin Wright, she told the Times of London, I love
- 2:33being in this country. There's freedom of self here and
- 2:38people are so kind. So apparently you're not kind. Remember
- 2:44that next time Robin Wright wants you to watch one
- 2:46of her movies or TV shows. I know everyone stopped
- 2:50watching House of Cards because what happened with Kevin Spacey, Well,
- 2:57the same hold true for Robin Wright. I mean, there
- 2:59were people are like, well, I like Robin Ryan, you know,
- 3:02and she was you know, you know, she was Forrest Gump.
- 3:08And it's just amazing to me, this brain drain, this
- 3:17this mass migration to any other country that'll have them. Now,
- 3:22will ABC pick up the tab? That's an interesting Will
- 3:26ABC pick up the table? They just use the same
- 3:30camera people they use when the Pope passes away, and
- 3:34they set set up camera crews on the roof of
- 3:37a building opposite the Vatican. That's possible. I mean, certainly
- 3:42Pope Leo isn't going anywhere anytime soon. He's you know,
- 3:46younger fellas, so they may not need them for a while.
- 3:49Just you know, repurpose that camera crew for Jimmy Kimball.
- 3:52I'm sure he'd appreciate that, or maybe even better news,
- 3:58just cancel his show altogether, because we know you want to. Anyway,
- 4:03as we gather in the morning, half of you saying
- 4:07Jimmy Kimmel is still a thing. I didn't know that.
- 4:10Here are our first things this morning. Russian President vladimi
- 4:14or Putin and the President she of China met to
- 4:20cut up a deal to run a massive new gas
- 4:23pipeline to China via Mongolia. The Mongolian president ung Hag
- 4:29Korshulk was there basically to say, okay, they met in Beijing,
- 4:37Well if you're there and Russia and China says, hey,
- 4:39we're building a pipeline through your country. What's he going
- 4:42to say?
- 4:43Speaker 5: No?
- 4:46Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there would have been people saying
- 4:48that would have been interesting. Fourteen hundred, fourteen thousand, mainly
- 4:53Venezuelan migrants who had hoped to reach the United States
- 4:56have turned around and headed back towards Nicholas Maduro, open
- 5:00arms or prison cells as the immigration crackdown continues. Meanwhile,
- 5:07DHS Secretary Christy Nomes said CBS is added again ripping
- 5:15him to for omitting twenty five percent of all of
- 5:19her answers during an interview on Face the Nation. She
- 5:23has posted both recordings with and without the edits to
- 5:28her social media ex account and wrote CBS shamefully edited
- 5:33the interview to whitewash the truth about Kilmar the Magnificent,
- 5:37the MS thirteen gang member, and threat that he poses
- 5:41to American safety. Three people, including a child, were injured
- 5:46Monday evening when a mini van plowed into a crowd
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- 5:53the three day long Capona Festival in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. It
- 5:58was around six pm when the minivan and drove around
- 6:00park cars and barricades before striking the crowd. Harrisburg police
- 6:05told the news media that a child and two adults
- 6:10were injured. New York Democrat Congressman Jerry Nadler, the former
- 6:16chair of the House Judiciary Committee, announced that he will
- 6:19not seek re election in twenty twenty six. US financial
- 6:24systems have been warned to look out for Chinese Monday
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- 6:34They are being used by Mexico based drug cartels, including
- 6:38some designated as foreign terrorist organizations, according to the Treasury
- 6:42Department's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, and an attorney representing January
- 6:48sixth protesters has spoken with the DOJ about creating a
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- 11:00Speaker 10: Ruh, that's buzzed. Oh yeah yeah, he's starting with the
- 11:03woots and now a speech.
- 11:06Speaker 11: I just want to say that friendship is about heart
- 11:10art and brain.
- 11:12Speaker 10: Who's with me? Good thing is he knows when he's buzzed,
- 11:15and my brain is saying when it's time to go home.
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- 13:08Speaker 1: They couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage fact. No,
- 13:10I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkags. Besides, I
- 13:13think women know about shrinkage on your to do list.
- 13:16Speaker 5: Putting the radio on is the first thing today.
- 13:21Speaker 1: He's in that head.
- 13:30Speaker 5: You know.
- 13:31Speaker 1: We had some fun, but listen to the feet snobbery. Actually,
- 13:39I have another word. I was going to use uh
- 13:41for this, but it's considered to be indelicate and impolitic.
- 13:48Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman going on. I guess Sarah Silverman,
- 13:53since you can't get a network job, just you know,
- 13:57you know, what's a booming industry, by the way, selling
- 14:00microphone booms. You know you say I have one, Actually
- 14:04I have two. If you want to start a podcast,
- 14:07give me a call. I can sell you one of
- 14:09an extra Everyone's every house maybe this is the new
- 14:14real estate thing. You know, every house has to come
- 14:17with a podcast room. You know, a little shelf for
- 14:21the camera and the boom already built into a Ikea
- 14:27or you know what's the business store, Staples? It looks
- 14:33like a Staples desk. You you get there, just five
- 14:39at Staples. Set it up. Put a couple of office
- 14:43chairs there. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel's sitting here in my what
- 14:46used to be my dining room. But nobody ever comes
- 14:48over to visit me anymore. So I'm the Sarah Silverman hour.
- 14:54I feel bad for the folks who've been doing podcasts
- 14:57a long time and the room. This ties into the
- 14:59story I told you yesterday. And if you were sleeping
- 15:03in yesterday because of the three day weekend, I will
- 15:06catch you up. The Arabella Advisors Group is funneling money
- 15:14through the sixteen thirty project to as I warned you
- 15:19about it in November of twenty twenty four, pay social
- 15:23media influencers in this sort of I don't even want
- 15:30to say Survivor ESQ. And I think it's going to
- 15:32be more like Lord of the Flies attempt to create
- 15:39a left wing version of Joe Rogan and they're all
- 15:44out there and gosh everyone. But I think that's the
- 15:48new gig in real estate. Put a podcast room in
- 15:53every basement or every attic, every attic, every basement gets
- 15:58a podcast room, complete with staples, desk and mic booms.
- 16:04But I'm telling you, these mic booms are not cheap,
- 16:10and the microphone is even less so in them. If
- 16:14you have decent ones, they all have them now they're everywhere.
- 16:18Whoever makes these things? Is there a brand name on here?
- 16:22This is I've had this, I've had this mic boom.
- 16:24I've been in radio a few years. But I don't
- 16:27see a brand name on them. Maybe call our chief engineer,
- 16:30find out who the company is, see if we can
- 16:32invest in them. Just put our four oh one case
- 16:34into microphone boom manufacturing. Everybody's got one. It's it's really embarrassing.
- 16:42I mean, there used to be a sign of like, wow,
- 16:44that's a professional broadcasting room. Now everybody, every high I Marge,
- 16:51and this is Marge's Monday Podcast. She's got a microphone.
- 16:56It looks like a professional son X up on the wall.
- 17:04I guess we'll just have to start doing our show
- 17:06from like the back of an airstream or something, do
- 17:10the Charles Carralt thing and just drive around the country. Anyway,
- 17:14this is Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman just crying out
- 17:19for help over their Trump derangement syndrome.
- 17:23Speaker 15: And what's going on is as bad as you thought
- 17:28it was gonna be, way worse. It's so much worse.
- 17:31It's just unbelievable. Like I feel like it's probably even
- 17:35worse than he would like it to be.
- 17:41Speaker 1: And they wonder and literally to me, it's it's baffling.
- 17:45If he worked at my radio station. Now, Jimmy Kimmel
- 17:48and I actually share a consultant in our history. This guy,
- 17:52Randy Lane, did a great job for me, and I
- 17:55presume back when Jimmy Kimmel did radio, Randy Lane had
- 17:59worked with him in the same way he worked with me,
- 18:02And most of it was character development and how that
- 18:06character connects with their listeners. And they wonder why they
- 18:17have no audience. I mean if you added all three
- 18:22programs together, they don't come within fifty percent of what
- 18:25Johnny Carson used to have.
- 18:27Speaker 6: Eh.
- 18:28Speaker 1: People say Carson had no competition, He sure did. He
- 18:32had the movie of the week on one network, he
- 18:34had live news on another. I mean there were a
- 18:37lot of choices. It's not like the other networks signed
- 18:41off when Johnny Carson went on. People just wanted to
- 18:46watch Johnny because Johnny connected with them. Kemmel, Silverman, You've
- 18:53never connected with anyone. You just keep having, you know,
- 18:56friends who are funny, and they put you in their
- 19:00movies and you drag their movies down, but the rest
- 19:03of the movie is funny enough that you cash a paycheck.
- 19:08Kimmel just it's It is a classic example of too
- 19:14long in an insular society. They've lost touch with you.
- 19:20And then when the ratings are down, they blame Trump,
- 19:25or they blame the networks, and then they attack the
- 19:30one guy who says, hey, Gutfeldscott, audience, let's bring him
- 19:34on my show and see if any of that will
- 19:36rub off. And I'm not doing it because I couldn't
- 19:43care less if Jimmy Kimmel wakes up one morning from
- 19:47whatever head injury he's suffering from and realizes, oh, I
- 19:53was supposed to be serving the viewers, not lecturing them.
- 19:57Oh damn, When did I forget that? Was it that
- 20:01skiing accident? I don't remember. But that's what's happened with
- 20:06all of this media, is that you have awoken to
- 20:10realize all they're doing is lecturing you. All they're doing
- 20:15is well, the worst is they're lecturing you. You know,
- 20:19the hardest bit to put your finger on is when
- 20:22they're gaslighting you. When the sit comes and you know,
- 20:26the goofy Dad. It started with the goofy Dad. What
- 20:29twenty thirty years ago that the dad became the punchline
- 20:34al Bundy and all these folks. There was no nobility
- 20:37in al Bundy, at least you know the Archie Bunker.
- 20:40You know, you had some backstory there. He was certainly
- 20:46a foil for the leftists, playing the cartoonish conservative Richard E.
- 20:53Nixon supporter, and so the goofy Dad became the punchline,
- 21:03and that begins the gaslighting. And now you name it.
- 21:06If you don't fit within the dogma of what the
- 21:08American left wants their media to tell you to be,
- 21:11they'll either lecture you until you just fall asleep and
- 21:15then they just sleep teach you while you're in your
- 21:19barker lounger, or they gaslight you into saying I better
- 21:26change the way I am because everyone seems to be
- 21:29making fun of me, when in reality, hardly any of
- 21:32these programs draw any sort of audience because most people
- 21:39don't like being lectured or gaslight They've got stuff to do.
- 21:43It's a four day work week. I'm trying to cram
- 21:45five days worth of work. I took a day off yesterday.
- 21:48Gosh darn it, Joe, tell me what the traffic in
- 21:51the weather is. I don't want to hear about Jimmy
- 21:54Kimmel anymore. Well, you shall not hear about Jimmy Kimmel
- 21:56anymore unless you wish to discuss it Nexty.
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- 25:05warn you about telephone scammers pretending to be government employees.
- 25:10Some of these scammers may say threatening things like you
- 25:13will be arrested if you don't make payments or provide
- 25:16personal information. Do not fall for these tricks. These calls
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- 25:28Speaker 3: If you receive a call like this, hang up.
- 25:32Speaker 8: Never give the call of your personal information like your
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- 25:55Speaker 10: Uh oh, Brad's buzzed.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, he's starting with the woots.
- 26:00Speaker 12: And now a speech.
- 26:02Speaker 11: I just want to say that friendship is about heart,
- 26:06art and brain.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Who's with me?
- 26:08Speaker 10: Good thing is he knows when he's buzzed, and my
- 26:11brain is saying when it's time to go home, somebody
- 26:13call me a ride.
- 26:15Speaker 12: Love that guy, me too.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Know your buzzed warning signs, call for a ride when
- 26:19it's time to go home. Buzz driving is drunk driving.
- 26:23Speaker 13: Did you know that more than half our household energy
- 26:25costs go to heating and cooling. Energy efficiency isn't just
- 26:29good for the environment, It means lower utility bills too.
- 26:34One way to reduce your energy waste is a home
- 26:36energy assessment. Your utility company can help, or you can
- 26:40learn how to do it yourself at energysavers dot gov.
- 26:43That's energysavers dot gov. You'll learn to look for air
- 26:47leaks around windows and doors, check ducks for holes, and
- 26:50improve your insulation. Another time to cut energy costs is
- 26:54when you shop for a new appliance. Look for the
- 26:57energy Star logo and read the Energy Guide labor and
- 27:00there are day to day things you can do. Lower
- 27:03your thermostat in winter and raise it in the summer,
- 27:06close fireplace stampers when they're not in use, and keep
- 27:09air filters clean. For more tips on saving money by
- 27:13reducing your energy waste, check out FTC dot gov. Slash
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- 28:53Amendment to be invoked to check on the president's fitness.
- 29:03It's funny how they all of a sudden get this
- 29:05presidential fitness Jesus when it's the other guy. And I
- 29:09warned you about this during the fun and frolic of
- 29:11the Biden administration, said, you know, they're just going to
- 29:15do the same thing when Trump gets back. And here
- 29:17she is to.
- 29:18Speaker 21: Basically up in the entire economy.
- 29:22Speaker 1: And by the way, the panel that she's on includes
- 29:25what's her name, Wasserman Schultz, Congressman Wasserman Schultz of Florida,
- 29:30Joy Reid, and former RN seed chair. Oh, you know,
- 29:35playing the conservative to.
- 29:37Speaker 21: Really deal with what is going to happen on Wall Street,
- 29:41what's going to happen with interest rates, what's going to
- 29:45happen with the president of the United States being able
- 29:49to make decisions that you will personally benefit from? And
- 29:53so the world and certainly the United States should be
- 29:56watching this very closely, and as far as I'm concern,
- 30:01we have to move very aggressively.
- 30:03Speaker 12: It is not about you know.
- 30:05Speaker 21: Lingering and trying to think that maybe the courts will
- 30:09help us.
- 30:10Speaker 3: I want, even though I know it may not happen.
- 30:15Speaker 21: The cabinet that he's appointed a bunch of his sycophons
- 30:20who probably won't do what I would recommend. It is
- 30:24time to call for Article twenty five of the Constitution
- 30:29of the United States of America to determine his unfitness.
- 30:35Speaker 1: To determine his unfitness. Now, she says something at the
- 30:38onset that echoes something that was said about the US
- 30:43economy and the tumult yesterday and critics about the US
- 30:50economy and the light of this handshake hugging pipeline laying
- 30:56putin She summit and was like, oh, economy is just
- 31:01chaos and we can't predict anything anymore, CEO of Target
- 31:06bemoaning that they they they have no predictability of the economy.
- 31:13You know what kind of economy is a predictable one,
- 31:17A socialist economy. Listen to Classy Maxi again, we get
- 31:26Classy Maxi back, You're you're, you're, you're, You're saying, don't
- 31:34subject the listeners to more Maxine Waters. Well, I understand
- 31:38the premise of that, but the point I'm trying to
- 31:41make is that there is a concern right now the
- 31:44narrative you're being felled there.
- 31:46Speaker 21: Here basically up in the entire economy.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Is chaos in the economy, that nothing is standardized, nothing
- 31:56is regulated, nothing is going according to plan, and it's
- 32:03all the same people it's the leaders of these big
- 32:07centralized retailers that are complaining about this tumultuous economy where
- 32:13you don't know who's got what money and where.
- 32:18Speaker 2: Who?
- 32:19Speaker 1: Who wants an overly regulated economy? You tell me, I mean,
- 32:24this is the narrative I see developing for the next
- 32:29few months in September. Is the narrative that the economy,
- 32:35though it may be benefiting a whole bunch of people
- 32:38who it wasn't benefiting before, is not benefiting the people
- 32:41who are expecting it to benefit them. That this tumultuous
- 32:49economy is unpredictable, that we you know, we don't have
- 32:57the sureties that we used to, and is only going
- 33:01to react. Despite being at record highs, they still want
- 33:05to tell you that Wall Street and all of the
- 33:11tumult that's going on in the marketplace is dangerous. That
- 33:18there's an unpredictability to the economic markets. Great, that means
- 33:26there's freedom, because if it's a free market, then it's
- 33:32not a predictable market. If it's a predictable market, then
- 33:36it's Southeast Asia. China's got a predictable market. Europe's got
- 33:48a much more predictable market because there's government control over
- 33:55the source of production. You know what, that's called fascism.
- 34:02I thought we were anti fascists. I must have missed
- 34:07a meeting or something because I thought we were anti fascists.
- 34:11So while Maxie's out there talking about the president's cognitive
- 34:14ability as if she's just woken up to the fact
- 34:17that that might be a thing. And there's a subtextual
- 34:22story about how much authority the executive branch wields over
- 34:27the US government anyway, And that's a deep think philosophical
- 34:34conversation that might be befitting the other Thomas from Charlotteville,
- 34:39not your humble host, but the Jefferson fella. Oh my god, Oh,
- 34:43I got to tell you something. Oh I need to
- 34:45warn you abouts. You know, you try to be a
- 34:48good example, sometimes you should just be a horrible warning.
- 34:53There's a Thomas Jefferson documentary going around right now. It's
- 34:59part of the America two point fifty. I was ready
- 35:04to turn it off after five minutes, but by the
- 35:09time they got to the point where Jefferson and several
- 35:14other members of the House of Burgesses in Virginia had
- 35:18reported out that they had tried to get a bill
- 35:20passed allowing individual plantation owners to determine whether they would
- 35:27continue to hold slaves or not. The fellow said, well,
- 35:31you know, it's more likely that Jefferson just lied about it.
- 35:37What what evidence? This guy was just a scholar being
- 35:41interviewed for this documentary on Thomas Jefferson and decided because
- 35:45he didn't like Jefferson's point, which also was included into
- 35:49the Declaration of Independence and it's an original draft that
- 35:53multiple legislative efforts in many of the states to overturn slavery.
- 35:59The guy didn't like the narratives. They said, I think
- 36:01Jefferson's just lying about it, because Jefferson had this longtime
- 36:06history of lying somewhere. I mean, we've already debunked most
- 36:12of the instances where these academics say Trump lied, which
- 36:16was more along the lines of Trump said something we
- 36:18didn't like translation. But I just got to warn you
- 36:22don't even Oh my gosh, I made it about fifteen minutes,
- 36:27and it was ten minutes longer than I wanted to.
- 36:29And when they started just saying, well, we can't prove
- 36:33Jefferson did it, so he's probably just lying about having
- 36:36done it, I said, I can't even watch this anymore.
- 36:38It was all about the hypocrisy of the slave owner
- 36:41talking about we the people are God given rights and
- 36:47hold these truths to be self evident. Please spare yourself
- 36:51the fifteen minutes if you even make it that long.
- 36:55You see if there's a rerun of Married with Children
- 36:58or something better use of your time than this Thomas
- 37:00Jefferson documentmentary. But anyway, philosophically, Maxine Waters also lays out
- 37:09a treatise in what's wrong with America's society right now? Anyways?
- 37:13Everything is reliant on the executive branch and people like
- 37:22Maxine Waters, who the Californians who voted for her presumed
- 37:26that she was going there to do something other than
- 37:29call for violence against Trump administration officials. Huh, violent activism.
- 37:36And that was in twenty six, twenty seventeen, and now
- 37:40we here, we are nine years later, and we're seeing
- 37:45violence against people that you don't agree with politically.
- 37:48Speaker 14: Huh.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Interesting that Maxine. Anyone going to bring her up on
- 37:52charges of inciting riot. But they want a regulated economy.
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- 44:11Speaker 1: Amaze your friends here in first Thing today by Joe Thomas.
- 44:16Speaker 27: I order you to be quiet, LaVey, thank you?
- 44:19Speaker 1: Is I'm your king?
- 44:21Speaker 17: Why didn't vote for you?
- 44:22Speaker 27: You don't vote for kings?
- 44:25Speaker 17: Why do you become king?
- 44:26Speaker 22: Then?
- 44:27Speaker 27: The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the
- 44:30purest shimmering semite, held aloft Excaliba from the bosom of
- 44:34the water, signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was
- 44:39to carry Excaliba. That is why I'm your king. Listen,
- 44:43Strange women lying in ponds distributing sorts is low basis
- 44:47for a system of government.
- 44:48Speaker 1: There's a ceremnation on just a pond. Stay you then
- 44:57look at people born against julee. So you've heard me
- 45:04use the phrase elected monarchy before and in a little
- 45:11bit of classy Maxie's rants is indicative of that basically up.
- 45:17Speaker 21: In the entire economy. This stands to really deal with
- 45:22what is going to happen on Wall Street, what's going
- 45:26to happen with interest rates, what's going to happen with
- 45:29the President of the United States been able to make
- 45:33decisions that you will personally benefit.
- 45:36Speaker 1: From, and all of the allegations that TDS manifests itself
- 45:41in these elected officials who never wanted power. Every time
- 45:45it was foisted upon them, they handed it back to
- 45:48the executive branch. And so what we have is every
- 45:54four years, what is ostensibly a battle scene from the
- 46:01movie Braveheart, where we both line up at the other
- 46:04side of a valley and hack at each other with
- 46:09broadswords metaphorical ones. We destroy friendships, we break up families
- 46:21over who gets to be king for the next four years.
- 46:25Because the executive Branch and its cabinet ministries, each one
- 46:29of these cabinet offices has a police department of its
- 46:33own and a court system of its own called the
- 46:40administrative courts, a court system not bound by Article three
- 46:46of the US Constitution. By the way court systems where
- 46:51you are guilty until proven innocent, This is all part
- 46:57and parcel of what Harvey Silverglate wrote about in his
- 47:01book Three Felonies a Day. The premise built. And I'm
- 47:07saying this and I like the President, but I was
- 47:10saying it when I didn't like the president either, because
- 47:14it shouldn't be that critical. Their executive. Their executive Oh
- 47:21my gosh, do you make I don't even think first
- 47:24three in the morning coffee comes in decaf?
- 47:28Speaker 10: Is this.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Executes the government as established by the congressional representatives. But
- 47:41since the congressional representatives don't want to be held accountable
- 47:44for anything because, as Maxine says, they're making money out
- 47:48of it. Sh this is why they want a predictable
- 47:53economy rather than an unpredictable economy. But these executive branch
- 47:59office is in all of them, Department of Housing and
- 48:04Urban Development, the Department of Education, certainly the IRS and Treasury.
- 48:12They have their own armed police departments ready to come
- 48:16to your home, arrest you, and bring you to their
- 48:18administrative courts where you're guilty until proven innocent. You have
- 48:22no Fifth Amendment protections against self incrimination. As a matter
- 48:27of fact, most of them operate on the premise of
- 48:30self incrimination. Most of them are trafficking in the idea
- 48:38that you lied to a federal official at some point,
- 48:42whether it be on a tax form or an application.
- 48:45See all this back and forth about who's filed these
- 48:51mortgage loan agreements, where you know you listed all these places.
- 48:56It's your primary residence, just lying on a form. Now,
- 49:02we can have a reasonable debate as humans as to
- 49:05whether that should matter at all regarding whether you get
- 49:08a mortgage or not. But this is how the regulatory
- 49:12state has captured all these aspects of American life. That's
- 49:17why somebody like Robin Wright can go to England, which
- 49:21you can't even speak freely on the Internet over any
- 49:27of their social media accounts. If they pass through England,
- 49:32you could be arrested. Oh but you have freedom of self.
- 49:37What does that even mean? Is what flavor of psychobabble is?
- 49:43I have freedom of self? This is the most ridiculous,
- 49:51oh my god, nonsense that I've ever heard. I have
- 49:53freedom of self here in England. I can't speak freely
- 49:56or associate with whoever I want, but I have freedom
- 49:59of self. Beware words like that. By the way, freedom
- 50:07of self is the kind of stuff Marxists used to say, well,
- 50:10you have no freedom to interact with people or speak,
- 50:13or to defend yourself, but you know your individuality. As
- 50:17long as we give you housing and food, you can
- 50:20be free within yourself. Nowhere else, but you can be
- 50:23free within yourself. But we have to break up the
- 50:27grip of this elected monarchy. We have to reign in
- 50:36these policing departments. Heritage Foundation has some wonderful writings on
- 50:45these administrative courts and how if you dismantled the administrative
- 50:51court system, you could actually turn all of these administrative
- 50:55courts into public courts Article three court rooms and really
- 51:00start to undo the backlog in the American judicial system.
- 51:10Because one of the problems with the American zeitgeist right
- 51:13now is most of us feel like we'll never get
- 51:15our day in court. See the reparational here discussion going
- 51:20on if you missed the first things this morning. A
- 51:24defense lawyer representing a bunch of January sixth detainees is
- 51:29looking for a reparations commission chaired by Janine Piro. Now
- 51:37that would require the government to admit they were wrong.
- 51:41That's going to be the heavier lift than getting cash
- 51:43out of them. They'll just print more it's not going
- 51:46to buy you anything anyway, get all you want. It's
- 51:49each dollar you win in this settlement is going to
- 51:52be worth fifty twenty five thirty three ten five cents
- 51:58by the time they're done handing it out, because they'll
- 52:00just print more to make it for this Directorate of
- 52:07Nights of the round Table. If you will, whether you
- 52:10like RFK Junior or not, should the Department of Health
- 52:14and Human Services have the authority to take you into
- 52:17an administrative court for getting or not getting a vaccination.
- 52:27And it's all because people like Maxine over the decades
- 52:30have said, I don't want to actually do it. I
- 52:32want to say we want it to happen on a podium,
- 52:35but I don't make me actually vote for it. I
- 52:38got a reelection campaign to think about. And most of
- 52:42these positions are incredibly unpopular and they can be used
- 52:50to target upon.
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