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Divorces, Bad Bunny, and Michele's Life of Crime · Rik and that Michele Chick

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Welcome to Rick and That Michelle Chick, the weekly
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podcast where your hosts, Rick and Michelle, confidently dive
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into topics they know absolutely nothing about and somehow make
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it sound legit. They're not experts.
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They're not qualified. Honestly, they barely googled
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it. So grab a drink, lower your
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expectations, and let's pretend this counts as content.
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So buckle up. Facts are optional, but the
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bullshit? That's premium grade.
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This is Rick and that Michelle chick.
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Well any any update on the House water damage?
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Well, the good news is we got the contractor coming on Monday
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to basically repair it. So with that, repair it.
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Oh yeah. So what's?
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What's the final cost going to? Be final damage, you're going to
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laugh. The final damage is $2000.
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That's it. Oh my gosh, you know, but but
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we're going to take advantage of this situation.
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I think it's actually actually, I think it's $3000 when it's all
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said and done, $3000. Remember I freaked out $3000
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you're. Thinking it's going to be like
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10 grand. We budgeted 10,000 for it
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because I was like oh this is. Smart.
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Great. Yeah, we budgeted 10,000.
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It's, it's going to be I think 3000 from the contractor.
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But we decided because we're put, we ripped up carpet in the
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guest room, we might as well put carpet in the man cave.
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So, so that'll probably be another extra $1000 with the
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carpet. So because those, the only two
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rooms in my house that have carpet is the guest room and the
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man cave. So, so we thought, well, let's
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take advantage of it. And you know, and basically, if
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we're going to do 1, if you're going to do carpet in one room,
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you might as well match it. Oh yeah, and if it needs
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replaced, I mean, might as well do it now while you have the
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contractor, unless you are going to do.
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It yes, but but I it's so hard to describe, but I know, I know
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like I'm sure Jay, I don't know if Jay ever feels this way.
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So. So here's the deal.
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So we went out on our anniversary dinner on Saturday
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night and I had 100 and let's say, I don't know, 120 bucks in
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cash in my wallet. So I didn't want to run, I
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didn't want to run a credit card, you know, because I want
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to spend the cash that I had. I, I mean, I had budgeted for
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the, for the anniversary. It's not like I didn't have the
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money. So we get there, we have a great
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dinner. We go to this place in Richland,
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really great place called the social Well, and you know, I, my
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wife, as you already know, gets every, gets everything she wants
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really. So, but but as she was ordering
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stuff, they get kept getting closer and closer to what I knew
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I had cash for. And so not that I didn't want to
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pay. I just, I got grumpy because I'm
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like, because I was like, I didn't because so when I so when
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I went online, she picked the place and I went online.
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I said, oh, there's a charge for using a credit card.
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Oh, so I was hoping to avoid. Yeah, the the, the boy.
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So, so what's so funny was so anyway, we had dinner and it
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started getting to that 100 and some and then and then I was
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hoping she would go, let's go, let's go get.
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And so we're right across the street from this bakery.
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So I was hoping she'd go, OK, let's go across the street to
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get dessert, but no, but. She didn't.
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No, she ordered dessert. And so I got a little grumpy and
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she didn't. I tried to explain it to her.
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She got a, you know, she goes, I don't want a damn cupcake.
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And I was like, man, I mean, so she ordered like a, you know,
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and, and at this nice restaurant, the, the dessert is
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$15. It's not like it.
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Right. You know I mean.
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You know, the price is no, the truthfully, let's be honest,
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prices at eating out are just ridiculous.
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Yes, I mean, I understand they got to make business.
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I'm, I'm 100% supportive of it, but it's like, I was really
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hoping that you go, OK, that let's go to that bakery across
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the ground. Then I could use my credit card.
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So I could only yeah. So anyway, ended up having to
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use my credit card to leave a tip on it.
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So I had enough money in cash. So I had 115, I had $115.00 in
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cash and the bill was a 111. So I can't, I got to leave a
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tip. You know, I left, I left the $20
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tip. I left the $20 tip.
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So anyway, so I got a little crabby towards the end on it.
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So, but just, I mean, because in my head I was like, OK, we
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ordered and I deliberately under ordered for myself.
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Right to make. Trying to hit the number.
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So it was like, so when, when, when the guy came and goes, oh,
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you guys want dessert? I'm like, Nope, I go, I go Nope.
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Angie and. They're like, no, we're going
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across the street to. Get no, I couldn't say that
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because she you know, so my why it's it's I don't know about.
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I don't know. I don't even know why she sent
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me a great TikTok today or a, a great Facebook short about this
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family, the Holder family or Holderson family.
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And they do these parody videos. And one was where, and I think
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I've talked about this in the last podcast where we went to
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Portland and we were at the hotel and there's like 8 things
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around us. And I'm like, hey, do you want
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Thai? No, do you want Mexican?
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No. Do you want da da da?
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And then we had to go wherever she wanted to go.
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I never, never get to pick like ever, because because whatever I
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and then when and then she goes where where do you want to go?
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I'm like I. You're like McDonald's.
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Well, no, she. Oh yeah.
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Oh God, don't don't mention fast food.
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Oh, she just erupts when it comes to fast food.
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Oh, I mean, sometimes I sometimes I crave McDonald's
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French. I know, but Joe, Not Megan, not
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Megan. Megan's got Megan's a foodie.
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I mean not, I don't know if she's a foodie, but drives me.
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Nuts. I mean, I know it's not good for
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me, but that doesn't mean I don't.
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I'm not addicted to McDonald's French fries like the rest of.
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Them no, no, no, no. My, my, no.
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That the problem that that's where I'm frustrated right now
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is it's not that I don't want to take my wife out for dinner or
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anything like that. Problem is it cost me 100 and
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some dollars every time I do it now.
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Right. Where it used to cost me $75. 50
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yeah 50-60 bucks. So and so it's like and and
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again, I want to treat my wife great.
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I do but but it it for me. Those things stress me out.
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Right. As I watch the yeah.
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Yeah, yes. So when you go to Vegas and, and
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I mean, I get, I mean, I don't know, I don't know if you guys
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budget, I don't know if you guys budget that way, but in my head
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I have a number. Right.
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And Vegas is stupid expensive now.
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I mean, luckily we're going for this conference for my husband's
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work. And so most everything is paid
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for. And when we get taken out to
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these dinners, they're paid for. Otherwise, yeah, I would not go
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to any of these restaurants that we're going to when per person,
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it's probably like a grand once you add everything up and we're
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at these dinner parties where there's like 9 people at the
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table. We have seen bills for when
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there was just seven of us and the bill because we were sitting
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right next to the person paying for it and it was $15,000.
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Like we would we, no, we'd go eat at the Taco Bell Cantina if
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it was just us. Like we're not going to eat at
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these. It's just nice to see these
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fancy places and get to eat at them.
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But yeah, I would not pay for. Well, I my own bucket.
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I just know, like when we went, we her Christmas, her Christmas
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gift was pink like for Vegas and she'd never been to Vegas.
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So that was her Christmas present a few years back.
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And, and I, and I as a radio person, it takes me so much time
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to save that kind of money because I, because it's not, I
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don't, I don't swipe a credit card.
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I don't go, OK, you want to go on a cruise, OK, swipe a credit
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card. Oh, we're going to Ireland, you
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know, $20,000. I can't, I just can't do that.
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I number one, I would stroke because it takes me so long to
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save that money. So we went and saw pink.
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So I and she loved and she loved it.
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So I, so I paid cash for the first portion of pink.
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So in my mind I'm like, OK, getting to Vegas.
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I'm like, OK, I have two grand in my head.
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Like I have two grand. I want to stay within the two
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grand. And I, I, I, I'm a horrible
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husband because I start getting grouchy.
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I start getting grouchy when we start getting close to the
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number that's in my head. So OK, so here's here's what OK
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you need to save more for like the like I have a buffer like OK
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if I go over at least I have X amount of money now in case I go
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over. So as you already know, the the
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the hilarity of any of those situations is do you think I
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have money? No, but.
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Of course, no, I I what drives, no what drives my wife nuts is
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guess what? I I have money.
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Right, you don't want to spend it.
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But I have a but I have a But I in my brain, I have a budget.
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You know what I'm saying? I have AII have a.
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My mind is set on. So then you need to.
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Have a buffer budget for said event like OK if.
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I would think, I would think $2000 for three days.
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No. Well, depends on what I mean.
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It depends on where you stay and what you're doing.
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Well, we stayed at the Park MGM. I mean, no, but that all that
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stuff, all that stuff was literally paid for.
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So I had already, I had already paid for it.
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So that trip ended up costing me 6 grand.
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I had already paid 4000. And so we get there and and, and
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it wasn't that it wasn't her fault.
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It's not like she was, you know, but but she, she won't, she will
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not compromise on like you said, Hey, let's just set up Taco Bell
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for lunch today. I mean, and and it doesn't even
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have to be Taco Bell, like no, I like like some of like our dive
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bar food or some of those places.
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Anything and everything that she's got.
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Places are fun to eat at and their food's pretty damn good
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too, so. I get it.
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But no. So.
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No. It always it, you know, she
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cannot. She might.
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My wife. Yeah.
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She cannot order. I mean, again, it's like, why
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can't you? Why can't you order something
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that's inexpensive? Why does it have to be?
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Why do you look, you know? But probably her thought is this
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is our anniversary so I should be able to order of course I
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want. No, of course she is.
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Absolutely. But I have a number in my head.
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As she gets close to it, I get grouchy.
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Maybe you should tell. Even because even if she spent,
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even if she spent $200, I'm fine with that.
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I don't care. You know, it's, you're right, it
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is our anniversary, but I had $115.00 in cash.
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Right. So you should have saved 200, is
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that what you're saying? Well, I didn't want to run the
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credit card, so that just made so I, you know, so it was just,
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it's just one of the, I just don't know if those things, you
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know. I mean, it it like Jay has come
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to the realization that he cannot get upset over these
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things. So I mean.
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He so a great idea. Like he doesn't like outwardly
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show it or he won't let it like affect him in that moment.
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Now he might say something later or a couple days later, but
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especially if it's something special.
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Like he'll just pretend like everything is fine until like a
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few days later and well, I have something.
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I, I have to be 100% candidate. I have, I have to be, I have to
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be better from, from that particular situation because
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it's like every year we owe taxes.
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Every year we owe taxes. Now.
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Now, Megan. It's coming, it's inevitable.
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Right. Well, but, but Megan has a third
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or she has, OK. So we both have our own job.
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We have, we have, we have our jobs, right.
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Well, usually we owe, I don't know, a couple 100 bucks between
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the two of us from just the regular jobs.
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Well, now she's a personal trainer, so there's a third
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income in there. That she loves doing.
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That she loves doing and guess what?
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And guess what they don't do, they don't withhold.
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No, they or there's, she doesn't make enough off of it to
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withhold. So, so at the end of the year,
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you're sitting there doing the taxes and suddenly there's 3 to
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$4000 extra income because it, there's no taxes withheld from
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it. And then suddenly you're, you're
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$1500 deep. So I get, I, I try not, I mean,
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I don't, I try not to get cranky, but we'll be driving
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down the road and she'll go, oh, I only have one client right
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now. And I, and then me, B and me
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goes, well, that'll be, that'll be better on the taxes.
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And she goes, she goes I, she goes.
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I effing hate when you say crap like that.
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Oh no. Because that, that's how that's
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how my brain works. Right.
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I am terrified. I am terrified of being broke.
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Right. And we've discussed that in the
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past. Podcast live from your
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childhood. That that's trauma, but it but
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it terrifies me. It's not even it is.
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I think it's the one thing more than anything else, that that I
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and it's not. And again, it's not I want it
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has nothing to do with money. It has everything to do with, I
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guess, security. Yes, Yep.
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Like you. Said you have the money, you
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know when you were talking earlier about you have the money
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to be able to buy these things or whatever.
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It's just the fact that it you budget XML and you do not want
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to go over it. But that is trauma from your
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childhood and it's spilling over into you as the adult.
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And and Michelle, think about, think about this.
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It's like, yeah, I have money, but one bad thing could wipe me
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out. Oh yeah.
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So it's not so it's like, it's like, oh, you got money.
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Well, yeah, I mean, I got money to go to to lunch.
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You're still living paycheck to paycheck.
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Right. Yeah, almost, yes, almost in a
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sense that there is there's a little bit of buffer money Yeah,
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you're right, there's a little bit of buffer money.
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But. But once it's gone, I mean, now
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it's like I always think to myself, OK, you could sit there
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and go, yeah, I got $5000 in the bank.
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OK. But man, one thing, a car
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repair, this house repair, then you're wiped out.
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And then it takes me forever to get that $5000 back, back into
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the coffers. And so that was the the good
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part about the house repair is when the guy said, oh, it's
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going to be two to $3000. I was like, book it.
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You know me. Do it.
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Right. Because in my brain I've already
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I already put 10,000 as a loss. Like in my brain I went OK it's
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going to cost 10,000 to fix. The house only losing 3 grand.
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Right, three or and we're going to put new carpet in so $4000.
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So to me, I, I saved 6 grand. It still cost me no matter what,
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whether it be 10,000 or 12,000, but I'm better off thinking that
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I'm spending $4000 on this repair.
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Yes, yeah. So anyway, I just didn't know if
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Jay Jay could relate. I do have something to show you
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really quick though. I.
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Mean he could relate with me spending money.
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So yeah, so remember when Jay, these are Jay's comics?
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Yeah, yeah. But look, but it's got it's nice
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see, they're all I just want to say thank you to the my nice
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little gift that I got last week.
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So see, don't they look when they're what they're they call
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they call this bag and boarded. Yeah, it looks better.
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So don't they look, Yeah, don't they look so much nicer when
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they've got bags and boards on them and and put away for
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safekeeping? So.
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So anyway, tell Jay thank you. So yeah, they look, they look
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awesome. Yeah, they do.
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They don't look all ratty, right?
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So it's kind of fun to to come home with.
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If you're a comic book fan, it's kind of fun to come home and put
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bags and boards on everything. Yeah, and I'm going to read your
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book On the Flight since oh God, this should be a short read.
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So instead of trying to watch a movie, I figured I'll just read
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this book, otherwise I would have bought a different book to
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read so. Yeah, it's an it's an hour and a
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half, so, so you'll be. Good.
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I mean, it's a 2 hour flight so there you go.
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So. So the house is doing good.
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How was the visit with your sister?
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Excellent. I I love my spending money you
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didn't want to pay for. It no, my Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So my sister came yeah. Because remember in my OK, so my
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sister came to visit. No family member has ever been
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to my house. They just never have been to my
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house. And so so when my sister texted
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me, hey, do you want to get together?
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I said, Hey, you just come to my house because I didn't, I didn't
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I in my brain, I had that $115.00 for my anniversary.
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So I didn't want to go out with my sister because because OK,
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here going back to the same situation is I feel obligated to
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pay since she's coming to visit me.
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I feel obligated to buy lunch, right?
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Don't you ever feel like those kind of things like.
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Oh yeah, especially if I'm the one that invited you.
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Where she invited herself. She invited herself.
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Cool. But if I invite you to lunch, is
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what I'm saying. Or I invite you to dinner or
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brunch or whatever then. But even if I say I'm going to
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meet you, hey, I'll meet you at the pub or whatever, I feel
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obligated to buy their lunch. Well, but that's how you were
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brought up though that. Was how I was brought up.
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And so I was like, not that I was trying to get out of get out
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of a free lunch, but my sister, my sister had never been to the
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house anyway and she was more than happy to come to the house.
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Yeah, I'm sure she loved it. I, you know what I love most
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about we could, my sister and I could talk for hours and hours
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and hours. We really could.
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What I, what I love most about the visits is she verified Cuz
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I, cuz I struggle with when you read that when my, when you read
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my book, I struggle with my recollection or my memory of, of
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the stuff because you always wonder did that happen that I
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get it wrong? And so it's always great when my
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sister comes and we sit down and she's like, cuz one of the
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things in the book was I talked about that I was the smelly kid
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when we, when we went to the Wallaces, you know, having gone
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from my wonderful foster parents to good hygiene, like I was
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brought, yeah, I was brought up on good hygiene brush your, you
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know, I was. And then when you get into
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those, those environments where I don't know you, you become the
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smelly kid or the, the trauma and all these different things.
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And I couldn't figure for the life of me is like, why didn't I
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just take a bath? Couldn't figure it out.
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What was keeping you from being able?
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What was keeping me? People sound like it.
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Yes, exactly. And my sister Robin clarified
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it. And I thought, oh man, I should
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have gone and interviewed my brothers and sisters because I
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would have had a better idea for my book.
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But the book really was a love letter to my foster parents, not
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a Trump. Not it was not.
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There's the parts about the walls in there, but it was not
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meant to be any focus on that, right.
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But I discovered as my as my sister sent me a text and she
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read the book and she said she cried, she cried and she loved
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it and she laughed. And then she said, hey, by the
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way, we were only allowed to bathe once a week.
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Why is that like a shortage of water or?
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The water, I think it's a control issue.
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Oh, definitely. Probably, yeah, 100%.
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At the end of the day, that's that's what my gut says.
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Oh yeah. My gut says it was a control.
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My gut says it was a control issue.
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And I mean, or a control thing that's again, that goes back to
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that fear that that she would keep over us kids.
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And so now and then I thought, that makes total sense.
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I don't recall that, but that makes total sense.
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And my sister even sent the text saying like, she'd have to sneak
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in and and wash her hair and not get and not get caught.
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Yeah. So, so, you know, it's one of
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those things where it's like, I wish I would have done an
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interview looking back because I just worked for my perspective.
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She just said she goes read the book, laughed a little, cried a
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bit too. Good job.
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But part of the bathing thing at the waltzes was that they were
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only allowed us to take a bath once a week.
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So I would rush home from school and wash my hair in the kitchen
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sink and then curl it again so she wouldn't notice.
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That's some that's some mommy dearest bullshit.
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Right there. Yeah, definitely.
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That's that's that's some control shit.
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So if you ever wonder why I messed up, well, there you.
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Go. That's why the money, why the
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money messes with your head so bad now.
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Well, so and I, I talk, you got to read, you got to, you got to
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read the book, because once you read the book, it's gonna, oh,
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it'll come into perspective for you.
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Because I talk about, I talk about money in there.
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So I talk, yeah, I talk about, I talk about money to where
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interested enough I can at least give you a little bit.
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So about it is She kept our money, the she kept our money.
20:13
Oh, that's not surprising. Yeah, but if I went and mowed a
20:16
lawn, if I went and pulled weeds or whatever, she kept our money.
20:20
On the flip side, my foster mom even though she made me split up
20:23
my money. Great.
20:25
I still got my money. And she didn't keep all of it
20:28
from you. She.
20:28
Didn't keep, she didn't keep any of it.
20:30
You're going to love, you're going to love it when you read
20:32
the book because, because you're going to, yeah, there's a good,
20:35
there's a good part about money in there.
20:37
There's a whole bunch of financial lessons, lessons in
20:40
the book. And you're going to love the
20:41
part about the difference between.
20:42
And that's what I was trying to really explain in the book was
20:45
here's these people and here's these people, and this is the
20:47
difference. Right.
20:49
Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah.
20:50
So anyway, my, my sister had a great visit and and she's great.
20:54
And I she just clear, she yeah. And remember, this was her, this
20:59
was her foster parents from the start.
21:02
So, so yeah. So I really feel I, I couldn't
21:06
imagine imagine having them from the start.
21:10
Right, so she never got to experience.
21:13
No. The the flip side, which would
21:15
be a more loving. She never asked her.
21:18
Yeah. So she's a she was, she was
21:21
definitely, she was my dad's favorite.
21:23
And and and and and I could. And she and my dad was her
21:28
favorite as well. So they, it was a mutual kind of
21:31
sort of thing. So.
21:32
Right. And there's a there's a good
21:33
reason for it. I mean, there really is talking
21:35
with her. Yeah.
21:36
Yeah, All right, well, I was super shocked to hear about
21:41
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman getting a divorced.
21:45
I was a little bit traumatized because here's my thought.
21:48
Here's my thought. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill better
21:51
not be getting divorced. Next goes what is my mind?
21:55
I was shocked. I mean, me too.
21:57
I was almost 20 years, almost 20.
21:59
Years I thought, oh, you know, whenever you see them together
22:02
they look super in love and so happy and so cute and I'm like
22:05
oh, these two are gonna make it like yay, like a Hollywood
22:09
couple that's really gonna make it and then no, it comes
22:13
crashing down and do. You think?
22:16
And there's so much speculation online right now.
22:18
A lot of people think that Nicole helped him through his.
22:22
He had an alcoholic period, you know, all of his.
22:25
Addiction in the beginning. Period and all that.
22:28
And then and then now there's rumors swirling that he's like
22:31
dating his guitarist like so. So last night I didn't hear the.
22:35
Guitarist. I did hear that there was a
22:37
rumor that he was seeing someone.
22:39
I didn't hear it was his guitarist.
22:41
OK, yeah, so so there's a new there's a new Instagram post, a
22:45
TikTok post video today where last night's concert he was
22:49
performing and he was singing The Fighter, which is a song he
22:51
wrote for Nicole. Yes.
22:53
And he changed the lyrics. Singing together in the car.
22:56
Yep, and he changed the lyrics to the girl the guitar player in
23:01
his band is whatever her name is.
23:03
And so when he got to the Nicole part he says named her and says
23:08
I will fight for you. Oh, so yes, lots.
23:11
Of I mean, maybe she was just trying to put a different girl's
23:14
name in there, but he could have picked a lot of different names.
23:19
Right. I hope that I hope that's not
23:20
the case. I will lost one of his
23:22
daughter's names. It could have been one of his
23:23
daughter. 'S yeah, he could, but no, he,
23:25
he put the he put the girls the right, the the, you know, and so
23:29
he's getting a lot of Flack about it.
23:30
I'm, you know, he's getting a totally Flack about and and
23:34
then, yeah, like you said, if it's somebody else.
23:35
So I really hope, I really hope that it's not somebody made it
23:38
was interesting. And I do believe this to be
23:40
true. I believe, and you guys in the
23:44
comments below can, can tell me I'm wrong.
23:47
So women will get out of relationships and don't need
23:52
anybody on the other side to get out of a relationship.
23:54
If they want another relationship, they're out of the
23:57
relationship. Right.
23:59
Men, there's always, 99% of the time there's somebody on the
24:04
other side. Yes, they can't be alone.
24:07
Correct. Yeah, I've always believed that
24:09
I, you know, when someone when something comes to me and goes,
24:11
oh, I'm getting, you know, some one of my guy friends comes to
24:14
me and goes, oh, I'm getting a I'm getting a divorce.
24:16
I'm like, who is she? And they're like, what do you
24:19
mean there's there's nobody there.
24:20
There's nobody there. I'm like, no.
24:23
And then they go. And then they always go.
24:24
Oh, all right. Yeah, I met this fellow.
24:27
Yeah, we've been. Talking to this girl it.
24:29
Always comes out. We're just talking.
24:32
We haven't done anything yet. So, so and, and of course we've
24:35
talked about my experience or we've not welled into my
24:38
experience in terms of my own divorce in that particular
24:41
situation. And, and so I am quite aware of
24:48
that. No one leaves, no one leave.
24:51
There's some something going on, something we don't know about
24:54
from Keith Urban, from Keith Urban side of it, whether it be
24:56
the guitar player or whether it be the other person that they
24:59
say and that it is. Who's the other person?
25:02
You just said well, so I say it's the guitar person, but
25:04
there's another gal named Amy something or whatever is in.
25:07
There's a yeah, so I don't know which one it is like the guitar,
25:11
but the guitar gal looks so young.
25:13
I'm like, I don't think it's her, but I mean.
25:16
No, that's what guys do. They get old and then they go
25:19
after the 20 year old or 18 year old.
25:23
Or not that I not that I not that I have anything invested in
25:26
Keith Urban or Nicole Kidman, but I would like to think
25:28
better. I know, me too.
25:30
I was kind of like, now I have to hate you.
25:33
Yeah, well, too well, it's I will say this, you've met Keith
25:38
before, right? Yes, and he smelled delicious.
25:40
That's that. I was going to add that that to
25:43
the The thing is, I remember that we were at the gorge and we
25:46
were backstage with Keith and Megan was with me and we left
25:50
the we left the tent and Megan goes, Oh my God, he smells so
25:53
good. Yeah, and he was super nice.
25:55
If you go back and listen to a podcast, when we talk about meet
25:59
and greets, it was probably one of my favorites, and that was
26:03
because he remembered my name when I left.
26:05
Yeah, he is. He's so nice, he's impressive.
26:07
No, he is impressive. But I thought to myself, you
26:10
know, I thought to myself, yeah, my wife won't jump me, but
26:12
she'll jump Keith Urban. So.
26:14
So. You better buy the same clone
26:16
except for. Yeah, well, I almost $400.00
26:19
want to go back. Yeah, I almost want to go back.
26:20
And hey, Keith, what do? You it's $400.00 a bottle you're
26:23
not buying. But they do have.
26:25
Knockoff stuff. I'll buy you the knockoff stuff.
26:27
How's that? Yeah, that's like 4.
26:30
But it's so funny. Anybody I've ever encountered,
26:33
any woman I've ever encountered who's gone backstage me, Keith
26:35
Urban says that exact. Smells good, yeah, Yeah.
26:40
But I but I would like to have faith that, yes, I would like to
26:44
have faith that he's not, that it is not a cheating thing and
26:47
that they just went, that they're just going to go their
26:49
separate ways. But I don't buy it.
26:51
I don't either, and we'll probably never really know the
26:54
truth. So.
26:54
So we're holding on. You know what?
26:56
I I I feel good about Tim and faith, though I don't want to
26:58
jinx you. I know.
27:00
I. Thought even though I love Tim
27:03
McGraw but the reality of me being with him is not going to
27:06
happen. Let's have him be happy with
27:08
Faith. I think the good thing about Tim
27:10
and Faith number one, I think they align because they're both
27:14
musicians and and and they and then when they go out on tour,
27:18
they go together most of the time or they're.
27:20
And didn't they have, I think they had like a three day rule
27:24
when they first got together that they wouldn't be apart from
27:27
each other longer than three days or and so whoever would go
27:31
visit the other one. And that's what they were based
27:32
on their schedule. Yeah.
27:33
The Keith Thurman and Nicole Kidman thing, they were talking
27:35
about the fact that now Nicole is a famous movie star and he's
27:39
they're both gone all the time. So I think again, I think, I
27:43
think they just moral, I guess from Tim and Faith, they just
27:46
more aligned. But we'll see.
27:48
I mean, Garth and Trisha have been together forever, even
27:51
though that that was kind of a bumpy Rd. when they first first
27:53
started out. You look at Vince Gill and Amy
27:56
Grant, that was a huge controversy back in the day.
27:59
You know, you look at, you know, Co workers that fall in love or
28:03
musicians that fell, you know, what is it?
28:05
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, which didn't didn't last.
28:09
But all these all these things that that happened when you're
28:13
making a movie or you're performing with somebody.
28:15
I mean, you get close to people, all these, all these different
28:19
things. And and if, if you're, I guess,
28:22
as you and I have talked a lot about, if you don't watch
28:25
yourself, it's so easy to to fall, you know that those things
28:30
happen. So and especially like you said,
28:33
when they're separated for such long periods of time.
28:36
Right. And we've talked about like the
28:38
Michael Jackson thing or whatever, that when you are a
28:41
celebrity, nobody says no to you or tells you any different.
28:46
And so you know that if Keith Urban was making a move on some
28:50
other woman, she would not tell him no.
28:52
Like no, no woman in her right mind would.
28:56
And so I think like those things colliding just make what they do
29:01
is a recipe for disaster for any relationship probably.
29:05
When you're bringing up a relationship, it's very
29:06
interesting because I have some friends who are huge.
29:09
Oh, I have some female friends who are huge fan fans of David
29:12
Grohl from the Foo Fighters and 99.9% of the time he is a great
29:18
guy, right? He even has that reputation.
29:20
Right until. Like, and then he had a child,
29:23
right? And my friends who are like die
29:26
hard Foo fighter fans think, you know, he's the gold standard of,
29:29
of, of morals and values, right? Flipped out and like what you
29:35
know. And so it's one of those things
29:37
where I guess that's why you don't put your heroes up on the
29:39
pedestal, because they'll come crashing down.
29:41
No. But the problem is we do we see
29:43
them? Yeah.
29:44
Well, I'd like to think the best of.
29:46
People great, and they are imperfect just like the rest of
29:50
us, except for where they have more power than the rest of us.
29:53
And money and money, different things, different things like
29:56
that. And so.
29:57
So. Yeah.
29:58
But you do, like you said, you want to root on Tim.
30:00
And, you know, I look at what is it?
30:02
Brad Paisley and his wife, Kimberly Williams.
30:05
I think they'll they'll make it. Oh yeah.
30:08
But but it's interesting even from Bon Jovi and Dorothea,
30:12
who've been together forever, Bon Jovi said.
30:15
Well, in the early days in a, you know, in a recent interview,
30:18
he said In the early days, you know, I, you know, I'm.
30:20
Glad she goes, I'm honest to. You know, he's like, I'm glad
30:22
Dorothea stayed with me because. And then I went, oh, yeah, we
30:25
know what you were doing in the early days of Bond.
30:26
You know, there, it's, it's a group.
30:28
I mean, it's groupies. I get it, you know.
30:30
Great. I.
30:31
Mean so she's stuck. By her.
30:32
She's stuck. By her man.
30:35
But I I'm just hoping that it's not a relapse of the addiction
30:38
stuff. Oh yeah, I hope not.
30:39
I do you think she would leave him though?
30:42
No, she. Didn't she didn't want the
30:45
divorce. Time she did but do you think
30:47
like if he has relapsed, you know recently and that is you
30:52
know what brought this about like do don't you think she
30:55
would have had an intervention with him first and then.
30:59
I think so. Like tried to push him to go
31:01
back to rehab, I mean. I think so.
31:03
I think so. You look at you look at the
31:05
tragic story of Lorrie Morgan and Keith Whitley, another great
31:08
example of that. They were married and and he
31:12
drank himself to death. And you can't.
31:14
No matter how much you love somebody, you can't stop it.
31:18
Like a lot. Of people are like a lot of
31:20
people are like, why didn't you stop it, Lori Morgan?
31:22
Why didn't you stop it? Why you can't?
31:25
Sometimes when somebody's spiraling so far out of control
31:27
into addiction, there is nothing you and I both know to to make a
31:33
change. It comes from with comes from
31:35
within. There's no amount of rehab,
31:38
there's no amount of anything of your friends.
31:40
You know, one thing I always find absolutely fascinating, I
31:43
had a great talk many years ago with Dave Edel of all people.
31:47
And I know this is going to be a little gruesome.
31:49
We were talking about suicide and one of the things that he,
31:51
we had a real honest talk about suicide.
31:54
And we had said, man, why did that person kill himself?
31:58
And Dave had the best point ever.
32:00
And he said people generally don't kill themselves at the
32:04
very bottom. It's when they're coming up out
32:08
of it. And he said he made a great
32:10
point about the fact that they never want to feel that way
32:13
again. So they they do that.
32:17
So I thought it was, I thought it was an absolutely fascinating
32:19
observation. So I think so no matter how much
32:22
you love somebody, if they're, if they have a bad addiction and
32:26
they're spiraling out of control, you can only do what
32:28
you can can do. So I'm I'm crossing fingers and
32:31
hope that's not the Keith Urban and it's just a booty call thing
32:36
to put it on the little we got a little got a little deep.
32:39
I had to put it on a little. I had to put it on a little, you
32:41
know, little little humor side there.
32:43
Didn't mean to get so serious, guys.
32:45
Right. Well, I am.
32:46
I am disappointed if it is, if it if he is cheating, I am, I, I
32:52
normally don't don't care about that like that, but I I'm but,
32:56
but I do feel a little like, oh, come on, man, you're better than
32:59
that. Right.
32:59
And it's Nicole Kidman, like who would cheat on?
33:02
It's just like Zach. Badge and friends.
33:04
Holly Madison, like him cheating you?
33:07
It's like you're dating Holly Madison.
33:09
Like what are you doing cheating on her like that is the dumbest
33:12
thing ever. Going back to Dave Edel, going
33:15
back to Dave Edel, who's married to an 11, we all know his wife
33:17
Sarah absolutely drop dead gorgeous human being, right?
33:21
And Jack balls are our good buddy Jack.
33:23
One day he's like, Oh my God, you know, you know how much you
33:26
know how much he has a, you know, like Sarah Edel, right,
33:29
Sarah Edel, Sarah Edel to Jack is like, you know, and and I
33:33
love that Dave had Dave. Dave had the great line.
33:37
One time he goes, he goes, he goes.
33:39
I don't care how beautiful somebody is, someone's sick of
33:41
her shit. Yeah.
33:43
So, so from a guy and a female perspective, I don't care.
33:46
You, like you said, I don't care that it's Brad Pitt.
33:49
Somebody's sick of his shit. Right.
33:51
Yeah. So so anyway, go you go Tim and
33:54
face. Stay together, stay together.
33:58
Okay, let's move on to this Super Bowl halftime show.
34:01
Announcement. I love it.
34:04
Which, I mean, I was surprised at who it was, I'm not going to
34:07
lie, because everybody kept saying it was going to be Taylor
34:10
Swift. So I was rooting for Taylor
34:11
Swift because that would have been epic.
34:14
I but I do love Bad Bunny. I was just surprised that that
34:18
was the choice for the Super Bowl.
34:21
What I don't understand is all these people who are losing
34:25
their minds about it. Like they're saying his music is
34:28
demonic and he's not from America.
34:31
It's like Rico. Is it American territory?
34:35
He's AUS citizen. And that he's and that he sings
34:40
in Spanish and you know, and everybody had a great point
34:42
about they were like, well, you didn't get, you didn't get
34:44
pissed off about Shakira a few years ago.
34:47
Yes. Because.
34:48
Because remember, it's 55 year old balding, beer gutted white
34:52
men, you know what I'm saying? We just want like butt rock or
34:55
like country music, right? Like, isn't that what they
34:57
listen to? I don't know.
34:59
So, so I think the biggest clarification that a lot of
35:01
people don't realize about this Super Bowl, I, I, I had thought
35:04
about this before doing the podcast #1 you do not get
35:08
compensated for the Super. Bowl right you, it's free.
35:10
You perform, it's for free. Yep.
35:12
So but but the album sells after you get done skyrocket to where
35:16
you make a lot of money. So when you when you when so
35:19
when you're when they're sitting there going well, I want Taylor
35:21
Swift. Well, she is a billionaire.
35:24
Well, also, I did in, like, reading all about this because
35:29
I, I was like, why are these people upset about it?
35:32
Bad Bunny has had more sales and more listeners than Taylor
35:37
Swift, so he actually, like outperforms her and beats her
35:41
And. And I was shocked by that.
35:43
I didn't realize that. Yeah, I thought Taylor Swift
35:45
was. Like, well, it's the same thing.
35:46
She. Beat everyone.
35:47
It's the same thing as when we when we talk about Rihanna.
35:49
Rihanna has had more number ones than Madonna.
35:52
Rihanna's had more number ones than Elvis Presley.
35:54
You don't think of it like that, but some of these people do.
35:57
And again, going back to programming radio stations, they
36:02
already got the 65 year old white guy.
36:06
Right now they want the 1834 youth.
36:09
Right. So, so, so bringing out,
36:12
bringing out Bruce Springsteen, that's your grandpa's music.
36:15
And I love Bruce Springsteen. I love the Boss born.
36:17
I love all of that. No, I love all that.
36:20
But you have got we as a country have got to turn a corner.
36:26
My my thought is again, like, just because you don't, you
36:32
know, like the music, understand the music, you know how
36:35
everything is woke if you don't like it or understand it.
36:39
And so it's kind of the same thing that's happening with Bad
36:41
Bunny. Just because you don't listen to
36:44
him doesn't mean that his music is demonic or he's a horrible
36:47
person. We all this stuff that they're
36:49
saying like it's he's just different, different flavors for
36:53
different people. It you know, it doesn't make him
36:56
bad. It doesn't.
36:57
They want him exported back to his country of origin.
36:59
What I mean, no, they're like, you need to go back to his own
37:03
country. I know America, America, yes,
37:08
the the list goes, the list goes on and on.
37:10
And I will and I'm going to, I'm going to rewind back in time
37:13
before Michael Jackson and what, 19911992?
37:17
the Super Bowl entertainment was up with people.
37:20
It was marching bands. Go back on Wikipedia and they
37:24
have a list of the acts and you're going to be shocked and
37:27
tell Michael Jackson. It wasn't like an A list
37:31
celebrity like. No, no, not no.
37:34
It was like marching bands. It was high schools.
37:37
It like the the isn't that crazy.
37:40
Yeah, that's cool that like these high school marching bands
37:43
got to be showcased though. Like we'd.
37:45
Rather have that. The most viewed television
37:49
program for the year, so. Yeah, so it, that's what blows
37:54
me away, is that, you know, that people have this, they think
38:00
that there's always been a superstar performer.
38:02
Right, right. And I love to.
38:05
I loved Bad Bunny and when he hosts Saturday Night Live, he's
38:09
hilarious. And he was in Happy Gilmore too,
38:11
so he's funny. Yeah, no, Yeah.
38:14
Oh, he's great. He's great.
38:16
Yeah. So and again, is that, is that
38:19
because we're so? Is that because we are so
38:23
entitled these days? Oh yeah.
38:26
And again, because we if we don't, because that's not
38:31
something we listen to or something we're familiar with or
38:33
something we like that's different that it's woke or
38:37
demonic or. Whatever.
38:39
Yeah, Super Bowl. Super Bowl in 1970, it was a
38:41
tribute to Mardi Gras. 1972, a salute to Louis Armstrong. 1974,
38:48
A musical America. 1975, A tribute to Duke Ellington.
38:55
America's bicentennial, of course. 1976 It's a Small World
39:00
was 1977, Salute to the Caribbean, 1979.
39:06
So isn't that a salute to the big band era?
39:09
1980 So this does it start sounding like you're idiots,
39:14
Right. Kaleidoscope was 1983.
39:19
Yeah. So anyway, yeah, so where's up?
39:24
Where's up for people? They're in there somewhere.
39:26
So. Oh, in 19901990 it was a salute
39:30
to Peanuts, the cartoon strip. Cartoon.
39:34
Yep, 1991 Small world tribute to 25 years of the Super Bowl.
39:39
So in 1992 Winter Olympics Winter magic was the but 1993
39:48
Michael Jackson. And that's what started it all.
39:51
And then it and Yep. So it wasn't until, Oh my gosh,
39:57
even going after Michael Jackson Blues Brothers bash, tribute to
40:02
Motown, tribute of soul, salsa and swing tapestry of nations in
40:09
2000. So what do you got?
40:11
What do you you know? We're just all spoiled now.
40:15
We don't know any different so. Yeah.
40:18
Regardless, it's going to be a fabulous show.
40:21
You know he is going to bring it, so of course.
40:24
It's going to be, it's going to be amazing.
40:27
But it'll be epic. But isn't that the craziest
40:30
thing? When you, you know, when you see
40:33
that and you realize that up with people.
40:36
Yeah. Which we love, don't get me
40:38
wrong, we love up with people. Yes, yes.
40:40
But to think that that we are just that, I mean that they have
40:44
the William Tell Overture. That's The Lone Ranger theme
40:47
back in 1970. Well, that's right.
40:52
Yeah. Let's bring that.
40:53
Come on, Doc Severinsen. OK.
40:57
You know, come on, guys. So anyway, when the Saints go
41:00
marching in, was the the set list when the same?
41:03
Yeah. So come on.
41:04
So, yeah, the Bad Bunny thing, everybody I get everybody wants
41:07
Metallica or they want and. And it's amazing.
41:10
It's like they want what they want.
41:12
Right. It's almost like politics.
41:14
It's like politics. It's only what I want.
41:17
Right. And it's there is so much out
41:20
there music wise that not everything is going to apply to
41:25
your taste in music. So let's even let's even talk
41:27
about radio because because this, I mean, we do a lot of
41:30
radio stuff on the podcast because because we're from radio
41:33
is radio stations are not there to break new music anymore that
41:39
you know, we're there to play the familiar.
41:40
If it's a hit, we'll play it. So this illusion that radio
41:45
stations are breaking new music, that's not true.
41:48
YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, the list goes on.
41:53
Spotify, especially Spotify, Absolutely.
41:56
Yeah, absolutely. That's where the new music's
41:58
breaking. Yeah.
41:59
So you'll get. So you'll see at my Spotify
42:01
playlist, they're like, oh, there's a new song from so and
42:03
so. It would never make it on the
42:04
radio, but there's new music from whoever.
42:07
Yeah, so, and, and people are like, you know what?
42:10
Why doesn't, why doesn't radio play those songs?
42:13
It's a brand new 38 Special song.
42:15
Well, sorry, hold on. Loosely was the big hit back in
42:18
the day. And the rest of it doesn't,
42:20
doesn't, doesn't, doesn't resonate with the audience, the
42:23
mass, the mass audience and you. And that's really what it's
42:27
about. I like what you said earlier.
42:29
It is about the mass audience. Right.
42:31
Not just a little slice of. Yes, again, I was shocked that
42:38
he has outperformed Taylor Swift.
42:42
We had we had Kendrick Lamar. What was it last year or the
42:45
year? Before, yes, yeah, yeah.
42:47
So, so again, I, I understand that, that, you know, they're,
42:51
they're trying to reach a demographic they already have.
42:54
They already have one demographic and they're trying
42:57
to reach another demographic. And, and not necessarily would
42:59
not necessarily be my taste. I mean, you know me, I'm an 80's
43:02
pop rock guy. So I'm like, hey man, where's
43:05
where's Toto out there? Where's Mr. Mr. I'm not, I'm
43:09
not. We're not so arrogant to go
43:12
there. There's no reason in hell why
43:13
Toto or Christopher Cross or Minutwerk are going to be the
43:17
entertainment that. Would be so hilarious.
43:20
It would be yes, like what? You know, not because 80% of
43:24
people like what's this shit? They would even though I'll go
43:29
to I'll go to Rick Fest all day long.
43:30
That you know, but I'm I'm one person, right?
43:34
I'm sure there'll be a lot of Gen.
43:36
Xers like you, but like that kind of music.
43:41
I mean, I'm a Gen. Well, I'm a top. 40 guy, so I
43:43
love it all. So to me, it's like I want to
43:45
see Sabrina Carpenter would have been great.
43:47
Oh, definitely. I like, I like a guy named Lola
43:50
Young. Right now she's got a song
43:52
called Messy. Love that song Ringer.
43:54
I mean, there's, there's so many cool songs.
43:57
Hello. Oh, Chapel, I love Chapel Rowan,
44:00
and I love I love Benson Boone. Yes.
44:03
Yeah, Benson Boone, I mean and. He's a show.
44:05
He's a showman. I mean, he puts on a good show.
44:08
Yeah, he's very showy. And he's from Washington.
44:10
So there you go. Yeah, maybe the, you know, we're
44:13
so arrogant. We should do a Washington.
44:15
We should have Zach top out there and Benson Boone.
44:17
Yeah. There.
44:19
You go, you know who's the most famous people from Washington
44:22
state. Yeah, there you go.
44:24
Bring them out in a little Washington state tribute.
44:27
And Kyle McLaughlin, he could be the announcer.
44:29
He. Could be the announcer.
44:30
Absolutely. So.
44:32
So I'm with you on that. So yeah, we're not we're again,
44:35
we're not the audience. That's the same with the weekend
44:37
a few years ago, Kendrick Lamar, Rihanna didn't Rihanna perform
44:40
when she was pregnant? I think she.
44:41
Performed when she was pregnant. Well, that's when she revealed
44:44
that she was pregnant at the. Baby bump.
44:46
Yeah, she kept it. You know, we had Katy Perry and
44:49
left Shark and. Yeah, Lady Gaga, which was
44:52
amazing. I loved it.
44:54
Oh yeah, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga does not.
44:57
She's she does not get enough credit.
44:58
She is absolutely amazing. Yes, she is.
45:01
She's. Phenomenal.
45:02
I'd like to see, I think Kelly Clarkson be great, yeah.
45:06
She'll be all right. What she's got, she's got, but
45:09
she has a ton of hits. She'd be, she'd be great.
45:11
Kelly Clarkson be great. But I think you do.
45:13
I think you combo people like Kelly Clarkson with somebody.
45:15
Different. Oh, yeah, yeah, you would
45:17
definitely need somebody else with her, yeah.
45:19
Yeah, so, so this, but this dream of having Taylor, I think
45:22
also from even from Taylor is don't you think people are
45:26
already tailored out from seeing her?
45:28
Remember, OK, the nice thing about this year's, because I'm a
45:31
football fan, the nice thing about this year is we're not
45:34
scanning to Taylor Swift in the in the box seat all the time.
45:37
Not yet. Well, well, the Chiefs aren't
45:40
doing that great this year either, so they're not doing
45:41
that great. But but it even for me, and as
45:44
much as I love Taylor, it got old.
45:46
When I'm watching the football game, it's like, oh, they kept
45:48
going. I'm like, no, I don't.
45:49
I don't need to see Taylor. Right, but it was introducing
45:52
football to a whole different generation and gender, so there
45:59
you go. But I love the people.
46:01
But I love the people are so entitled that they think that
46:04
Metallica or Great Taylor owes, owes them a concert.
46:08
What they don't, they don't. They don't owe anything.
46:11
No, no, all right, well, we are running short on time so we
46:15
won't be able to talk about the KFC thing, but oh, the secret.
46:18
I have been like head deep in the KFC bucket over that thing
46:21
but. We can, we can bring that neck,
46:24
bring that back next week or so because I we're gone.
46:26
Next week. Well, I but I also let makes it
46:29
makes me laugh because do you really believe someone's got the
46:32
secret recipe to Coke or they have the secret recipe to KFC?
46:36
Well, they're a long lost. I'm a long lost relative of
46:39
Colonel Sanders and I've got the I'm so mad at him.
46:41
I got the recipe. Right.
46:42
Well, you know, I'm invested in this story, so I know you are
46:45
we'll talk about it. But I want I did want to talk
46:48
about this. So when I was sorting storage
46:52
stuff, Shaylee was sorting her Littlest Pet Shop toys and she
46:56
had made teeny tiny little clay silverware, which remember how
47:02
great she was with clay? Like she made you, me and
47:05
seafood. I love.
47:09
That clay and and then she made like a teeny tiny hot dog and it
47:13
looked like legit real, which reminded me.
47:16
So when I was about 7, my mom took me to the craft store and
47:23
there was kind of similar to this little hot dog.
47:26
There was a little tiny plastic hot dog.
47:28
There was a plastic hamburger and a little plastic bottle of
47:31
coke. Well, I asked my mom if I could
47:34
have them because in my mind I'm like, this is going to go right
47:37
with my Barbies. Like this is perfect. 7 year old
47:39
me was like, this is fabulous. And she said no.
47:43
And so my mom went on to do her shopping and seven-year old me
47:47
put them in my pocket. And then when we were getting in
47:51
the car, they fell out of my pocket and my mom asked, where
47:58
did you get these? How did you pay for them?
48:01
And of course I'm just like, you know, blank, trying not to
48:05
answer because I knew my ass was about to get beat.
48:08
And she marched me back into that store and made me tell the
48:12
owners that I had stolen them. And then I started to cry
48:16
because 7 year old me is thinking the cops are coming.
48:19
I'm about to be arrested and go to jail.
48:21
And probably because I was crying and only 7 the store
48:24
owner was like it's OK right? But don't steal again.
48:28
And I have never, ever stolen anything ever since then.
48:34
So yeah, it reminded it like, it made me think of something like
48:38
Pearl would have done with you. Like, yes, yes.
48:45
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, that was my little
48:48
story about stealing. My kids never stole anything.
48:53
They were stolen from 1 was like their own cousin.
48:59
But Jackson did so remember the Smurf game that was super
49:03
popular and the kids would play it?
49:08
Well, Jackson had bought, he bought Smurf berries like $100
49:13
worth and he was, he was probably only like 9 or 10 at
49:16
the time, maybe younger. But he said that he didn't
49:20
realize that he spent $100. Well, recently he has confessed
49:25
that he didn't know that he was buying them and so if I could
49:30
have spanked him I would have. But he's 21 years old now, so.
49:34
We, yeah, we, we had that with, with Kyron, We went through a
49:37
spell where he, for some reason, the games were linked to Megan's
49:41
credit card and he would just buy, buy, buy, buy and she'd go
49:45
$160. What?
49:47
And she'd just lose her mind and, you know, and, and, and he
49:50
just kept doing it. He just kept doing it.
49:52
It was like, you know, acting like he didn't know what he was
49:54
doing. So to have did you ever steal
49:57
anything growing up or. Oh, yeah, I got in trouble for
50:01
it. Sure.
50:01
Yeah, yeah, I only did it once. Only did it once.
50:03
So Yep. Oh, yeah, I got in trouble.
50:05
Oh, yeah, yeah, I did. I, I, I'm, I'm really super
50:08
embarrassed by it. So I never talked about it.
50:10
Only. Yeah, it happened.
50:11
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
50:13
I think every, most kids, I'm not going to say every kid.
50:16
That's not fair. And The funny thing, the best
50:20
story I have to tell you is Kyron went through a phase and
50:24
they dressed in camouflage, him and his buddy and went and stole
50:28
Pokémon cards at Walmart, but they were dressed in camouflage.
50:32
So I remember getting the call at the fair from Megan, like,
50:35
you know what my son did? And he's wearing camouflage.
50:39
He. Thought they weren't going to
50:41
see. Him, right.
50:42
So she said, what is that? And she goes, is that the most
50:44
douchiest thing you've ever heard in your entire life?
50:47
I thought that was that was funny.
50:48
It was funny. It is.
50:49
Right. Yeah.
50:50
But yeah, no, I remember. Yeah, I had gotten in trouble.
50:54
I don't ever talk about. I don't ever talk about because
50:55
it's really embarrassing. But I did get arrested only
50:58
once. Only once.
50:59
Yeah. And and and Pearl.
51:01
Pearl picked me up and I will. I do talk a little bit about it.
51:03
The book. I don't talk about what I I
51:05
don't talk about what I did. I just say but but I just.
51:09
Think you got arrested? I did.
51:11
Oh yeah. It got expunged.
51:13
It was only one time ever in my entire life.
51:14
So. But yeah, I've, I've, yeah, I've
51:17
been, I've been handcuffed and I've been put in a cruiser.
51:21
But Pearl picked me up at the police station and I was just
51:23
crying. I must have been, what, 12-13
51:26
years old or whatever, just bawling.
51:28
And she's like, and she goes, well, I guess you'll never do
51:31
that again. And I'm like, yeah, I know, you
51:34
know, so. And she goes, well, everybody,
51:37
everybody gets a mistake. Everybody gets a mistake.
51:39
And she goes if, if, if it becomes a second mistake, you
51:43
know, then we got an issue. Yeah, everybody.
51:47
Yeah, everybody's all. Everybody is allowed to fall
51:49
down once. Yeah, I yeah, Which I always
51:51
told the kids, you get one, get out of, Yep, free jail card.
51:55
But yeah, the second one that you're staying in there like I'm
51:59
not well, you know, I'm not bailing you out.
52:01
Yeah, and that's how and that's how I've always looked at it
52:03
too, from going forward because that that one time was enough
52:06
for me. I was like, Nope, that's not
52:07
going to be my life. And never and never did it
52:10
again, I don't think. And Logan, from what what I
52:12
know, Logan never did ever have any issue.
52:14
Never once. But right now he may have but.
52:17
And you did. He never got but but I yeah, but
52:20
he's never and we're pretty close and he's never mentioned
52:22
it to me like he's never. Do you think he.
52:24
Would tell you like. Yeah, he'd tell me.
52:26
Oh, I think yeah, one time. Oh my gosh.
52:28
Oh, you've never found. You've never found lied.
52:31
About it I knew I knew the first time he had sex because because
52:34
he because up until that moment he was talking about it like a
52:38
131415 whatever he was non-stop talking about because he and I
52:42
have that relationship where we can talk about stuff.
52:45
And then one day he just didn't say anything about it.
52:47
And I looked over at him like, oh, and he goes wood, Doug wood.
52:52
I'm like, well, I know what you did.
52:53
I. Don't know what talk about.
52:55
I don't know what you're talking about.
52:56
So. So, yeah, See what if he had
52:58
done that, I know he would have told me he had done that.
53:00
Especially. Especially by now that he's an
53:02
adult, like you said, like Jackson.
53:03
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
53:05
By the way, Mom, I know I did this.
53:06
Yeah. Yeah, which we were talking
53:08
about stupid shit that they've done when they were little.
53:11
And he, that's when he confessed to it.
53:13
And I again, if I could have spanked him now, I would have,
53:17
yeah. Logan did.
53:19
Logan did something like similar to Jackson was in the middle of
53:22
the night when he was staying with me.
53:23
He goes, hey, dad, I'm going to get some protein powder.
53:25
I'm going to bulk up. And I'm like, I'm, I'm sleeping
53:28
like, oh, yeah, yeah, whatever goes, I need, I need you to use
53:30
your credit card. I'm like, OK, yeah, whatever.
53:32
Let me go back to bed. Right, $165 later, I get a call
53:37
from my bank. Like, hey, it looks like you
53:39
tried to make a purchase from England or you know, you know,
53:43
and they go we did not. We denied it and I went son of A
53:46
and I went Logan, you get in here.
53:48
What what good? What were you trying to brought
53:50
buy protein powder. I told you I was going to buy
53:52
it. From.
53:53
England they wouldn't take your credit card, but I was trying
53:55
I'm. Like who buys protein powder
54:00
from England? Luckily the bank flagged it.
54:04
Like why? Why?
54:05
Yeah, like, you know, I'm sure it would have been a scam.
54:08
I was. So anyway.
54:09
Was he trying to watch a porn or something?
54:11
Like what is he doing with this? Credit No, he was he was in this
54:15
he was in this weight loss health, he was in a health phase
54:18
basically right. He was probably, what, 16 years
54:21
old? And I need to bulk up.
54:23
So. So yeah, I think that that'll
54:27
make that'll make a good podcast someday with some crazy.
54:29
Stories like that. Yeah, definitely.
54:31
All right. Well, we are off next week as
54:32
I'm going to Las Vegas. So if you're you're not up to
54:37
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54:40
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54:45
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54:49
The same podcast, but. Well, again, enjoy your trip to
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Vegas, and by time you get back, we'll compile some more things
54:56
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