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DLHS Hour 1 | D.L. Hughley Podcast Reloaded: Labor Day Weekend · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Do not pack away those summer fits just yet.
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  Speaker 2: You got to keep the summer vibes going on board
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  Speaker 1: OneVoyage2026. com. That's who you reach, man. Or you can call 214-495-1963.
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  Speaker 2: They're fighting for their lives. The problem is it ain't
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  Speaker 2: the first time they fought somebody. They can fight Alexander
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  Speaker 2: the Great. They ain't got a problem with Donald the Dumb.
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  Speaker 1: They don't.
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  Speaker 2: How can they be negotiated with? Because every time Israel
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  Speaker 2: finds out that they got a leader.
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  Speaker 1: They kill him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody answering that phone. Syed, phone for you.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 1: Take a message. Hello, Syed. Phone for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, thank you. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him I'm not here. Reception's bad. Put your phone
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  Speaker 1: closer to the window. That's not going to age well.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he wants his name on money, which is great,
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  Speaker 2: but we have a $ 39 trillion deficit.
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  Speaker 1: So if it's any money, it should be on the
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  Speaker 1: food stamp. Skip, my man, cheat on what you learned today, baby.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: Just got some breaking news.
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  Speaker 1: Breaking news. Tiger Woods has just been announced as the
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  Speaker 1: transportation secretary. It would make sense. April fools. April fools.
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  Speaker 2: Infectious diseases that are on the rise. Ever since RFK
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  Speaker 2: became the secretary of HHS. I'm telling you, I think
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  Speaker 2: the wrong Kennedy was taking flying lessons.
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  Speaker 1: I think the wrong Kennedy. I think the wrong Kennedy
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  Speaker 1: had a penchant for convertibles. I swear to God. Did
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  Speaker 1: you see Chrissy Noem's husband is a cross-dresser? I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: So apparently all that makeup he was buying was just
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 1: And let's see, like, I can't wait until she takes
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  Speaker 1: those panties off so I can wear them. So you
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  Speaker 1: remember all of the hubbub when The Little Mermaid was played. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was black.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now, if you're a Harry Potter fan, people are
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  Speaker 2: very upset that a black guy is playing the role
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  Speaker 2: of Professor Snape. Wait till they find out who's playing
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  Speaker 2: the role of Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: In real life.
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  Speaker 2: I never understood why they get mad at The Little Mermaid.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you throw that many slaves over, it's
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  Speaker 2: bound to be somebody black down there. You think that
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  Speaker 2: crab Sebastian gets his hair braided? All right, I say
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  Speaker 2: this openly and honestly. I had the biggest crush on
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  Speaker 2: her until she left me for Ving Rhimes in Baby Boy,
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  Speaker 2: and it was over after that. If you have a
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  Speaker 2: naked dude in the kitchen cooking eggs, I never want
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  Speaker 2: to see you again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of you.
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  Speaker 2: What did you do to him?
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  Speaker 1: And now, from naked ass being rings and life coach, A.J.
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  Speaker 3: Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. You better than that.
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  Speaker 3: You tell me that every time I see you, that.
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  Speaker 1: Your trust is gone.
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  Speaker 3: And I think I'm a little offended. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 3: but I think I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think once I saw that you were
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  Speaker 2: so easily swayed by like a dude cooking breakfast naked,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I mean, we should take a poll. Like, how
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  Speaker 3: many women would not be swayed?
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say that. I mean, cook and
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  Speaker 1: kick and breakfast. Don't say take a poll. We're in
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta now, so let's be careful.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, that part.
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  Speaker 1: You are a life coach.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, among many other things, but yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have a series on being a life coach.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you could do a retrospective on acting and
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  Speaker 2: all that kind of stuff, but this is a new.
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  Speaker 1: endeavor, at least from our perspective, it's the first time we've.
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  Speaker 2: Ever known you to be involved in that aspect of your.
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  Speaker 1: Career, right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I mean, I've actually been doing
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  Speaker 3: it a long time. And I've had a number of
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  Speaker 3: clients probably for over 10 years. But I will say this.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people probably do not know because I'm very,
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  Speaker 3: very specific and respectful of people's confidentiality. And let's face it,
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  Speaker 3: you know, when you're working on yourself and challenges in
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  Speaker 3: your life, it's not necessarily something that the Hollywood community
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  Speaker 3: or anybody really wants to promote. So I've been kind
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  Speaker 3: of quiet about it. But I've been on other shows.
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  Speaker 3: I had a deal with Oprah on OWN a few
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  Speaker 3: years back, and I did Lindsay Lohan with Oprah personally
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  Speaker 3: a while back in New York.
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  Speaker 1: How did that go, Lindsay Lohan? Was it the love
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  Speaker 1: bug Lindsay Lohan or the other one?
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  Speaker 3: It was the other one.
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  Speaker 1: It was the other one. It was the other one.
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  Speaker 3: It was the other one. And she wasn't ready to
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  Speaker 3: do the work. But I love her. We're still in touch.
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  Speaker 1: We're still great friends.
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  Speaker 3: It was just, you know, it's a lot to come
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  Speaker 3: out of rehab and have cameras in your face and
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  Speaker 3: you're trying to get your life together and your family together. So,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: What I find interesting about what you do is.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what it is. It's like almost
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  Speaker 2: like a chiropractor. Like, when do you know that you've
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  Speaker 2: actually achieved what they stated, like the treatment protocol?
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  Speaker 1: When do you know that you've had success?
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  Speaker 3: Because somebody tells me what their goals are and we
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  Speaker 3: mutually design the formula to get to the goal. And
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  Speaker 3: then we have measuring sticks throughout what sometimes 30 days,
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  Speaker 3: two months, six months, whatever it is. And then we
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  Speaker 3: get to the goal. So that's how I guarantee the results.
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  Speaker 3: It's not always just mental. It's physical. Sometimes it's financial.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's family, which is why I named the show
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  Speaker 3: Life Therapy, because we're covering so many different elements of life.
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  Speaker 3: that everybody's got different issues. And so when TV One
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  Speaker 3: came to me and said, you know, we think what
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  Speaker 3: you do with the show, we sat down and talked
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  Speaker 3: about it. I'm so blessed that they believed in me
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  Speaker 3: and trusted me enough to make me executive producer. And
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  Speaker 3: I said, you know what? I want to do what
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  Speaker 3: I do. So I help people with all kinds of things.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what we're doing. 18 episodes, Z. Can you
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  Speaker 3: believe that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I can believe it because I think that
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  Speaker 2: one of the things I do appreciate about what's going
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  Speaker 2: on is that now we're making reaching out for help mentally.
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  Speaker 2: And we think we can pray everything away, but reaching
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  Speaker 2: out for help is I think refreshing. Now, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, uh, what life coaches actually do, but
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  Speaker 2: I know that you're going to be a person that
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  Speaker 2: people go, okay, I respect, uh, her because I think
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  Speaker 2: she has an authenticity to her. So I'm, I'm very
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  Speaker 2: pleased that you got the show. And, uh, Much love
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  Speaker 2: and success.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, baby. Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
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  Speaker 2: so we're going to give them an opportunity to express
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  Speaker 2: themselves with our segment called F.U.D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley. So why don't you please welcome our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent,
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  Speaker 1: little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 4: This is Niecy James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent.
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  Speaker 1: Our first F.U.D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley comment is from Facebook. Reader 65 says, DL, I
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  Speaker 4: bought the audiobook version of your new book. I enjoyed
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  Speaker 4: listening to it, but there's one problem.
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  Speaker 1: Your voice.
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  Speaker 4: Usually when I get an audiobook, I listen to a
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  Speaker 4: smooth voice reading. A voice like James Earl Jones or
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  Speaker 4: the guy from Allstate. But instead, I had to listen
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  Speaker 4: to your gravelly voice. How much do you smoke? Or
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  Speaker 4: do you gargle with razor blades? Next time, get someone
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  Speaker 4: with a nice voice to read your audiobook. I'd rather
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  Speaker 4: listen to someone rake their nails across a chalkboard than
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  Speaker 4: listen to your horrendous voice.
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  Speaker 1: F * * *.
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  Speaker 2: You, D.L. Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: Our next F.U. D.L.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley response comes from a D.L. Hughley show listener who
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  Speaker 5: sent a message through the app.
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  Speaker 4: PHME 75 says, D.O., I listen.
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  Speaker 5: To your little radio show nearly every day.
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  Speaker 4: Admittedly, you are very entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is, you think you know everything about anything.
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  Speaker 3: What are you?
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  Speaker 5: The smartest uneducated middle school dropout the world has ever seen?
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.O. Hughley.
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  Speaker 5: Today's last FUDLG response is a message from Facebook from
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  Speaker 5: another radio listener. Crunch45 says, Dio, how are you always
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  Speaker 5: giving us health tips? You're always saying, don't eat nitrates,
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  Speaker 5: don't use antiperspirants, watch your sugar and carbohydrates. But you
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  Speaker 5: smoke and drink every day.
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  Speaker 4: You're like the fat doctor who tells me I.
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  Speaker 1: Need to lose weight. Thank you, DL Hughley. That's it
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  Speaker 1: for this week.
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  Speaker 5: This has been Niecy James, your FUDL Hughley correspondent.
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  Speaker 1: And until next week, bye!