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When Can You Just Not Win: You're Going To Get Me Into Trouble Here! · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Lisa and Russell and Barrow.
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  Speaker 2: I think you might get me in trouble because I
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  Speaker 2: sort of told this story that, you know, the wake
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  Speaker 2: up game in the morning sometimes when you're in bed
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  Speaker 2: and you sort of want to lean over and kiss
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  Speaker 2: your wife, and then you think, you know, do I
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  Speaker 2: wake her up early?
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  Speaker 3: Can't go? And then and then if you wake her up,
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  Speaker 3: you get why do you wake me up?
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  Speaker 2: And then later on if you didn't wake her up,
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  Speaker 2: you get you were awake and you didn't even check
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  Speaker 2: on me.
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  Speaker 1: We were here when that text came through. Face changed,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: I can't Are you suggesting you can't win?
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  Speaker 3: I am suggesting that, and I'm thinking that.
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  Speaker 2: And the way I deal with that situation now is
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  Speaker 2: I just lie there and wait till her alarm goes off,
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  Speaker 2: and then I apologize.
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  Speaker 4: For whatever might happen.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're just living in fear.
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  Speaker 3: You need to be in mind.
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  Speaker 2: And they reckon communication is the you know, the key
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  Speaker 2: to successful marriage.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently asking what do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 3: Is not part of it. You know, you can't just go, look,
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  Speaker 3: what do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 2: And and you don't get things right. Often that's the
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  Speaker 2: hard thing, like folding the towels. How can you mess
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  Speaker 2: up folding the towels?
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  Speaker 1: Do?
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  Speaker 3: And then hanging the washing is a way of hanging
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  Speaker 3: the washing.
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  Speaker 5: There, absolutely, there is because you want to avoid avoid
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  Speaker 5: ironing as much as you can.
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  Speaker 1: So there is a way to hang so that they
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  Speaker 1: drive faster too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but where the pigs go, you guys may not
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  Speaker 2: have pigs, and I've still got pegs even might have
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  Speaker 2: to match even.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a little low CD thing going on there.
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  Speaker 3: Even stacking the dishwasher, it's got to be like t.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, absolutely the one who's very very definite ways of
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  Speaker 5: stacking the dishwasher. By the way, you a you know,
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  Speaker 5: cutlery ends facing up or like knives up or down.
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  Speaker 5: I'm down because I think that, you know, otherwise you're
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  Speaker 5: grabbing the sharp end when you're taking it out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we'll see. I have I have that top tray
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  Speaker 1: where you lay them down.
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  Speaker 5: That's fancy, and we don't all have a my god,
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  Speaker 5: sticking them in the things.
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  Speaker 1: But the idea is that you make sure all the
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  Speaker 1: knives are there, all the forks are there, so that
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  Speaker 1: in the morning you just grab you know, none of
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  Speaker 1: I'll pick this one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, all I know is I've stopped trying to be well.
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  Speaker 1: It's not to everybody incredible.
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  Speaker 3: What you guys, you've got some sort of symptom. What
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  Speaker 3: is it? Some sort of what would you call that?
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  Speaker 1: That's an O C D thing.
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  Speaker 4: Like my matching pegs.
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  Speaker 5: Otherwise I get great anxiety and I will think about
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  Speaker 5: them out of the line until I go back and
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  Speaker 5: rearrange things.
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  Speaker 4: So that there's two white ones, two pink ones.
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  Speaker 3: This is incredible, too, Blue.
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  Speaker 4: I got that from my grandmother, And.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know why I've gone from wanting to be
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  Speaker 2: husband in the year or a partner of the year.
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  Speaker 3: To just don't make it worse, Just don't make it worse.
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  Speaker 1: Bar We're asking when can you just not win? Barrel
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  Speaker 1: feels at home.
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  Speaker 5: Especially Mellan Woodridge says on the text, I can't win
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  Speaker 5: with these four big sand pits for just kids at
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  Speaker 5: school that I work out. I tackle them every day,
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  Speaker 5: sweep out the loads of sand. He's a big shovel
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  Speaker 5: and a broom than a blower, and every day there's
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  Speaker 5: more hit in there and in the drink fountains. I
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  Speaker 5: spoke to the parents and teachers who hang around after
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  Speaker 5: school finishes for a catch up while their kids run.
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  Speaker 4: Just sand will do that.
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  Speaker 1: It will be everywhere, bring the effort in. There's the always,
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  Speaker 1: there's the old what are you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: If you ask a woman what are you thinking? And
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  Speaker 1: they say nothing, No, there's something going on. Whereas if
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  Speaker 1: you ask a bloke what are you thinking? And he's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of phrases you can't use one, he's you're overreacting.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, parah god, how old when you.
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  Speaker 3: Work?
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  Speaker 1: I just had to shiver up my spine just hearing calm.
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  Speaker 3: Down, calm down. I thought I told you. I thought
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  Speaker 3: I told you before my personal and.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I told you I have a calmed down
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  Speaker 4: any day.
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  Speaker 3: So my personal favorite now right.
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  Speaker 1: Where I left it.
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  Speaker 4: No, you have a man, look for it.
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  Speaker 3: My personal favorite now is what did I do? What
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  Speaker 3: did I do? And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: You know? I'm being fully honest here. Sometimes Jodie will
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  Speaker 2: say to me, I told you ten times, and I've
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  Speaker 2: got no I can't remember mentioning it.
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  Speaker 3: Have you?
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  Speaker 2: Do you get that rust we sort of I told
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  Speaker 2: you ten times. You go, well, we're no, you didn't anything.
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  Speaker 2: I start aching that you didn't you never feel.
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  Speaker 1: It brave you. I think it was only eight. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you the funny thing. Have you ever done the.
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  Speaker 1: That's if you're really feeling brave?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever walked into the room too and and
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  Speaker 2: someone's watching television and you go, what's that crap?
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  Speaker 3: And and then you sit down and start watching. You
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  Speaker 3: watch the whole shop and watch the old series.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, no, that may have happened once.
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  Speaker 2: It happened to me with Farmers Got a Wife the
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  Speaker 2: other day and they got me right, sent me in.
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  Speaker 3: It was buddy brilliant. It was actually pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: And the sleep the one that got me was Oranges
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  Speaker 1: the New Black. Oh, I don't want to sit down
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  Speaker 1: and watch And by the end of it I was sad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it can happen.
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  Speaker 3: It can happen.
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  Speaker 2: And the sleeping competition, you did you do that one
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  Speaker 2: where you wake up and someone your wife will go,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sleep well and you go, yeah, neither did I,
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  Speaker 2: and she'll go my next killing me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, my back's really sore. I've been awake for hours. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: me too. I was freezing. I was really hot. I
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  Speaker 3: had to get up twice.
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  Speaker 2: I got up three times, and it's like a competitions
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  Speaker 2: like the four Yorkshire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you were lucky, you were lucky.
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  Speaker 2: You're trying to win insomnia. You know you want to
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  Speaker 2: get on, but you know what does happen? This is
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  Speaker 2: a serious point, is that man. I want women to
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  Speaker 2: know this, that men will go for what's called strategic incompetence.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we know, I do know.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'll do the dishes and break something on
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  Speaker 5: purpose so that you never have to do it again.
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  Speaker 3: Hang out the washing with the wrong peak.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't happen at my house. I'll just quote out
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  Speaker 4: you're very good.
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  Speaker 3: When just's good? Not win?
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  Speaker 1: When can you just not win? A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: have been holding off calling because I don't think blokes
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  Speaker 1: are brave.
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  Speaker 3: Too smart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but in Balladura, Dave is brave. Good morning, Dave, brave, Dave.
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  Speaker 3: Real name on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry we're giving those hang on real name, Gary, Gary,
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  Speaker 1: Gary Gary. I just want to give you a big
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  Speaker 1: hug barrower and say you're not alone, mate.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. I was a bit worried there for a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Resonate with everything you do.
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  Speaker 1: Is there one thing above all else, Dave, that you
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  Speaker 1: just can't win? At Gary.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Gary, that's pretty pretty across the board, washing and
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  Speaker 4: folding you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the thing is, Gary, that you are actually
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  Speaker 2: legitimately trying.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying? You're actually trying. Look, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Actually trying hard to do stuff and remember stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just I just can't nail it. I cannot get
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  Speaker 2: it done. So strategic in confidence, mate, that's.
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  Speaker 5: Not the answer that Gary, and you too, well, you
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  Speaker 5: know what really gets me is your problem with the
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  Speaker 5: cushions on the bed. Now you don't seem to understand
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  Speaker 5: the placement of cushions on the bed, but it's not
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to understand it. You just have to
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  Speaker 5: put them back on the way they came off.
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  Speaker 4: That's all you need to do.
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  Speaker 5: Floor.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of protest, is.
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  Speaker 2: That, Gary. You're going to are you going to tell
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  Speaker 2: Can you tell Lisa at the truth? Can you tell her?
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  Speaker 2: We think they're ridiculous, though, why do you have those?
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  Speaker 2: What are they for?
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  Speaker 3: Look?
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  Speaker 4: We like a smattering of cushions over the pillows.
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  Speaker 5: And by the way, while we're on the subject of this,
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  Speaker 5: and there are two pillows on the bed, okay, and
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  Speaker 5: one of the pillow cases matches the you know, the
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  Speaker 5: bed spread.
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  Speaker 4: That's not the one you put your head on. That
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  Speaker 4: is the one underneath is the sleeping pillows decoration.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I didn't even know there was sleeping rules
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  Speaker 2: for pillows.
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  Speaker 3: Of course there are way too far.
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  Speaker 4: Well here I am. I'm giving you a gift today,
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  Speaker 4: now you know.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Can you write down a few more I find about it?
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  Speaker 2: This might be the answer. Lisa's going to get me through.
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  Speaker 3: So there's going to be doing a better bar.
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  Speaker 1: There's going to be just a couple of minutes there
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  Speaker 1: where you're not going to be in trouble and me,
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  Speaker 1: what about when you're in for the other twenty three
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  Speaker 1: hours and fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to hit back here.
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  Speaker 2: What about when you're in bed watching TV and your
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  Speaker 2: wife comes in and lies down and she looks at
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  Speaker 2: her phone and plays her videos really loud?
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  Speaker 3: What about that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's where you go. You know, God didn't
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  Speaker 1: give you ear pods for nothing, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll give you some ear pods. Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: You can't all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Not all the time. So there you go, Gary, there's
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  Speaker 1: there's hope for us. Mate.
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  Speaker 2: He's taking marriage, he's forgot he's called that Gary.
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  Speaker 4: Is Gary.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I think, I think gret Gary got called away
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  Speaker 1: by someone else Gary back here. So