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Placemats are for your grandma 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: You got a chance for a thunderstorm later today before we get a break from this for a day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then we're back into it for a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then the weekend Friday, Saturday looks great.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that's just hang in there for that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe later today a little bit of a thunderstorm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't forget on Friday, 730, you keep telling everybody, set your alarm on your phone, 725, so you don't miss it.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's over a thousand dollars waiting for someone to win.
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  SPEAKER_01: $1,166 with the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_01: When we spin it at 7 30 on Fridays, Fridays only, then you have to get the day, the month, and the year.
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  SPEAKER_01: If we spin all three of those and we match with you, you call us back within 10 minutes and six seconds to claim the$1,166.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you don't roll it over, like we've been doing for how many weeks now, which is why we're over$1,000.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, figure the Powerball.
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  SPEAKER_01: We keep talking about like, oh, the Powerball is up to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Somebody's gonna win it eventually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, even yesterday, Zach had a scratch off because we were at a baby shower on Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so he, of course, he got all stoked.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sonia had said, Oh, you guys won, or he won.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't win anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you guys won one of the baby shower games.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's uh a little scratch off.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, oh, wouldn't it be great?
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course, we're talking about scratch that off.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you win money, what are you gonna spend it on?
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  SPEAKER_01: Da-da-da-da-da.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's the thing we all say, but with a thousand over a thousand dollars, you could do a little damage.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're doing pretty good with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you to Hasselsons, by the way, for sponsoring the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nobody likes to learn a lesson, especially the hard way.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, sometimes you learn a lesson, you actually feel good about it, like, I learned how to sand floors.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a great lesson.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a great lesson.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if I could find time to do it, yeah, sure, that'd be a nice side hustle if it wasn't exhausting.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then there's the other lessons you learn, like this guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: The person I was on a date with said something about like she has she had lost something.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh my immediate response was, I lost something once.
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  SPEAKER_00: And um she didn't think it was funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, there wasn't a second date.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe not a SpongeBob impression on the first date.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is that what that was?
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  SPEAKER_02: It was a really good one, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, is that something that you've done with Tiffany on your first date where you're like, let me just pull out my Bill Clinton?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't recall.
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  SPEAKER_02: In a related story, I ought to not have sexual relations at that moment.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then she's like, sign me up for date two.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly what it was.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you do your uh Homer Simpson?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's that's what I did.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I chucked.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is going really great places.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can't you see?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's that's excellent.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, on my vacation, we were sitting in a diner and they had something that I don't know if anybody has this anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Placemats.
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  SPEAKER_02: You mean the paper ones, like when you're at a restaurant, or are you talking like the actual placemats that people put down in their homes?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this was a little thicker, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is a mishmash woven, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I had one that had all of the different businesses.
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  SPEAKER_01: It would be like Chuck's tractors, you know, will they?
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  SPEAKER_02: They're in Mansfield still at that diner.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's where you'll find it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: The table next to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think we printed them as a company.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably.
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  SPEAKER_01: The table next to me had the the plastic ones.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who uses a placemat anymore?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh, are you talking at home or at a restaurant?
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  SPEAKER_01: At home.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've not had a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have a placemat once a year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Christmas time, I have these red and gold ones, and then I even I'll set the whole little napkin situation up.
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  SPEAKER_01: But other than that, who uses placemats?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: We we have quite a few.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know this is a shocker.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tiffany has one for every day of the year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so you guys always have them set up for like what's the holiday now?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, uh it might be summertime, and maybe it's uh fireworks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fireworks, American flags.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could be.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh St.
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  SPEAKER_02: Patrick's Day, you probably have that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do not like a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like a place.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like we're not talking the restaurant paper ones that you know, you know, are like you know, Joe's funeral home.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're talking like it's when you're choked to death here at the diner.
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  SPEAKER_02: Make sure to call Joe's funeral home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um I'm talking like the cloth rectangles.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like them.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's something really nice about it to me, it's the finished kitchen look.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ah, and I just think a waste of space?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And and more to wash.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's something I just don't want to deal with.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then where do you store them?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just more cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I we got bins of them.
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  SPEAKER_02: How many of course you're bins upon bins.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh, it's a new one.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're right next to the 872 welcome mats for every day of the year.
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  SPEAKER_01: When you guys wash your sheets on Sundays, because that's usually the day to wash your sheets.
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  SPEAKER_01: When you wash your sheets on Sunday, do you throw the placemats in there?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't have time for the sheets.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have to do just the placemats.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because there's so many.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I really do like a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Even just a plain one, or you know, non-holiday related, I think it finishes the kitchen look.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you find it to be just an extra thing to clean, though?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, if you got sloppy kids, you've got to just shake it out over the sink and put it right back down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh couple crumbs from the BLT.
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  SPEAKER_01: I still feel like, especially I've seen Lydia eat.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's gotta go through the laundry on the heavy duty setting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's that's like ketchup central.
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  SPEAKER_02: That girl can't find her mouth.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everything else, yes, it goes everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_01: Me either, which is probably why I should have a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_01: And a bib.
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  SPEAKER_01: And a bib.
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  SPEAKER_01: And an Amazon.
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  SPEAKER_02: You need a full smock.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I get a trash bag that I can just put my head through?
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  SPEAKER_02: Just cut a hole in it and be like, I'm ready to eat.
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  SPEAKER_02: Way better than that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I really do like the finished look.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not at a restaurant with the paper ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's just, I mean, that's different.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking at home.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a nice finished look for a kitchen or a dining room or even even my island, my giant island, love a placemat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Placemats to me say grandma's house.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you have the wrong placemats.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's no, you know what says grandma's house is that like vinyl tablecloth that would send that's grandma's house.
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  SPEAKER_01: That she always put the money underneath.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's grand.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of furry under there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: How do you get a furry tablecloth?
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  SPEAKER_02: Anywho, are you a placemat house or no?
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  SPEAKER_02: I say it finishes the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a nice look.
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  SPEAKER_01: I say it's grandma-like.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.