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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Eagles dump LOSERS, GENIUS advice for Bronny & Yankees DANGEROUS MISTAKE · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, you come and to your Live
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  Speaker 1: from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Paul ind Tony Fosco show.
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  Speaker 2: Yo as always, Polly Fools Go Hair with Tony Fosco
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  Speaker 2: and Tony Huge Show, Let's go NFL Free Agency. You know,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to recap all the big moves that we
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  Speaker 2: want one hundred percent predicted right on the money course
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  Speaker 2: and tell you why we got it so right as usual,
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  Speaker 2: and we also have some advice for Brownie James, don't
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  Speaker 2: we that way we do hopefully save his failing career.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, it will, you can guarantee it. And oh also, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: you know we have an absolutely amazing opportuitity for all
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  Speaker 2: of you out there to win literally billions of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you welcome, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Just a huge financial windfall. You gotta wait for that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: just so much has happened over this week that we
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  Speaker 2: totally predicted. So it's time for us to bring back
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  Speaker 2: one of our most popular segments where Paully and Tony
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  Speaker 2: were right.
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  Speaker 1: Where Paully and Tony were right, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, first out the gate, let's start with the Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl champion Eagles. Now you have people that they're saying
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  Speaker 2: that the quote now in trouble, Tony, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: we've lost six defensive players to other teams already. But Tony,
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  Speaker 2: this is the best news we've heard in a while.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what did we say in the fourth quarter
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  Speaker 2: of that Super Bowl? We had that forty to six lead.
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  Speaker 2: Suddenly our lazy defense starts giving up points, and Tony,
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  Speaker 2: I turned to you, right and I said, this is
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  Speaker 2: not good. We gotta make changes.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't I absolutely you did, because what's the most important
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  Speaker 4: thing in football, closing out games?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: We got outscored twenty two to six in the last
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  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes or so.
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  Speaker 3: That's unacceptable.
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  Speaker 4: You know, It's like what Alec Baldwin's said in that
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  Speaker 4: movie the what's the quote?
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, I didn't know it was loaded.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, the other one, the other one.
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  Speaker 2: Uh oh. I'll always be closing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll always be closing. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, You're right, always be closing. And they
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  Speaker 2: didn't close, Tony, And no, you know they did. That's
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  Speaker 2: why they closed off the theme. Now you see they.
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  Speaker 3: We're making changes.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, all right, staying with the Eagles. Let's
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  Speaker 2: get to our next one. Here that sounded where Pauli
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  Speaker 2: and Tony were right on the other side of the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Remember what I said when we were watching Kenny Pickett's
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  Speaker 2: perfect performance in the Super Bowl, Tony I said, every
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  Speaker 2: theme is gonna see how he's performed under pressure, and
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna want him and show. The Browns just traded
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  Speaker 2: for him because they could see that this guy knows
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  Speaker 2: what it takes to win championships.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Tony, we said it.
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  Speaker 4: Kenny Picket proved he knows how to win big games,
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  Speaker 4: and you do it by kneeling. Nobody was better this
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  Speaker 4: season that kneel downs than Kenny Pickett.
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  Speaker 3: Look at these stats.
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  Speaker 4: In the NFC Championship and Super Bowl combined, he racked
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  Speaker 4: up an impressive minus seven yards on five attempts.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Frankly, I'd like to see him get that
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  Speaker 4: number up to maybe minus two yards per carry, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just to be safe. But people always say the Browns
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  Speaker 4: can't win big games. Well now they have the right guy.
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  Speaker 4: Kenny Pickett can lead the Browns forward by leading them backward.
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  Speaker 2: Just solid analysis that, Dody, and now do our next one.
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  Speaker 1: You where Pauli and Tony were right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people are saying the Seahawks overpaid for San
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  Speaker 2: Donald because they offered him a three one hundred million
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  Speaker 2: dollar contract, you know, even though he makes Gary Collins
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  Speaker 2: look like Joe Montana.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, we analyze the market, Tony, and we
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  Speaker 2: totally saw this coming, didn't we.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't just look at the QB market. You
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  Speaker 4: have to look at the market for everything.
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  Speaker 3: Food, eggs, quarterback.
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  Speaker 4: You know, right now, inflation is very high and the
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  Speaker 4: price of eggs and mediocre quarterbacks is skyrocketed. And you know,
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  Speaker 4: there's a bird flu going around, so that could be
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  Speaker 4: affecting Seahawks in general because you know, they're birds. So
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  Speaker 4: really you need to look at the bigger economic picture.
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  Speaker 2: Here, great way to put it all in perspective that, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: And all right, let's move to our next.
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  Speaker 1: One where Pauli and Tony were right.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we said, Zach Wilson needs to find a
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  Speaker 2: better team.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we reviewed all the potential options in the
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  Speaker 2: dony and when we did that, we clearly saw that
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  Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins are the ideal destination for the young quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: And of course they went out and got him. And
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  Speaker 2: now this is just a perfect fit for Zach Wilson,
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  Speaker 2: is it, Dony.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Zach Wilson needs to be on a team where
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  Speaker 4: he can achieve his full potential. And no city has
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  Speaker 4: a higher concentration of MILFs than Miami. I've crunched the numbers,
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  Speaker 4: and between the amount of older, rich women and the
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  Speaker 4: hot wives of international drug dealers who are usually away
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  Speaker 4: on business, Zack Wilson should dominate the playing field. Also,
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  Speaker 4: given how many moms Tyreek Hill has created and then
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  Speaker 4: immediately left, Zach Wilson should have plenty of opportunities to
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  Speaker 4: see action there too.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony, you do have some concerns, don't you, about
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  Speaker 2: how Zach Wilson, you know, might fit with the team
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  Speaker 2: and the other players on the roster, don't you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I've carefully analyzed the Dolphins roster and Google images
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  Speaker 4: of all their moms. And while I see no concerns
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  Speaker 4: about Zack Wilson being around to a tongue via Looa's mom,
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  Speaker 4: who is you know, on the back end of her career,
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  Speaker 4: I do have a significant level of concern about him
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  Speaker 4: being around Jayalen Ramsey's mom, who is still very much
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  Speaker 4: in her prime. So if I'm Jalen Ramsey, I'd be
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  Speaker 4: making sure to play prevent defense on his mom.
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  Speaker 2: Just eye opening analysis and research that Dony all right, Now,
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  Speaker 2: let's move to our next.
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  Speaker 1: One where PAULI and Dony right.
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  Speaker 2: All right die troubling reports out of New York, not
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  Speaker 2: for us, but for Yankees fans. Where the pitcher, Garrett Cole,
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  Speaker 2: he's scheduled to have Tommy John surgery, which will effectively
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  Speaker 2: end this season, maybe his career, right, Donty, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: there's a problem, glaring problem right there that nobody seems
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  Speaker 2: to be talking about except us, Tony. The Yankees should
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  Speaker 2: be very concerned, shouldn't they?
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  Speaker 3: Totally?
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  Speaker 4: You know, doesn't everyone else realize it makes no sense
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  Speaker 4: to call it Tommy John surgery? Ye, Garrett Cole is
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  Speaker 4: the one having the surgery, not Tommy John. What's gonna
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  Speaker 4: happen When Garrett Cole says to the doctors, Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 4: Garrett Cole, and I'm here for Tommy John. The doctors
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  Speaker 4: are going to be like, wait, are you a patient
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  Speaker 4: or a visitor? This is confusing. Wouldn't it be much
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  Speaker 4: clearer if they called it Garrett Cole surgery? Then he
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  Speaker 4: could say, Hi, I'm Garrett Cole, and I'm here for
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  Speaker 4: Garrett Cole surgery.
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  Speaker 3: You see, it's much simpler.
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  Speaker 4: Frankly, it's over complications like these that are exactly why
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  Speaker 4: people are losing faith in the American healthcare system.
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  Speaker 2: Just undeniable medical reasoning that Dony and died. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to our.
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  Speaker 1: Next one where Pauli and Doni were right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the other day we saw Lebron James confront
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  Speaker 2: stephen A Smith at a game over negative comments that
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  Speaker 2: Steven A made about the Lebron's son, Bronnie James. Now,
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  Speaker 2: we've obviously always said the last thing Bronie James should
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  Speaker 2: do is touch a basketball, right, But that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 2: Bronnie James can't achieve greatness in his career. Isn't that right, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I think if there's one career Bronnie James should try
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  Speaker 4: to copy, it's the greatest legend ever, not Michael Jordan,
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  Speaker 4: but Michael Jordan junior. He achieved the greatest off court
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  Speaker 4: accomplishment ever bangin Loss of Pippen Scottie, Pippen's super hot
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  Speaker 4: and volumptuous ex wife. That was a stunning achievement that
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  Speaker 4: earned him respect in both the basketball and adult film communities.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, if I'm Bronnie James, I think there's only
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  Speaker 4: one course of action right now. Luca Doncicic's mom, lucas
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  Speaker 4: his father's teammate like Scotty was to MJ. And if
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  Speaker 4: Bronnie James were to pull that off, he would be
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  Speaker 4: a first ballot Hall of Famer in my book.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't agree more? Don'ty just terrific advice there, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. It also must be said on this topic,
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  Speaker 2: Bronnie James's struggles as a basketball player does hurt Lebron's
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  Speaker 2: legacy by a mustian. I mean, you know, we always
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  Speaker 2: talk about an athlete's production. Isn't producing a human being?
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  Speaker 2: Production should be? Shouldn't we give credit to a guy
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  Speaker 2: if he produces another guy who scores tons of points,
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  Speaker 2: and also take away the credit if that person is
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  Speaker 2: just an inferior, sucky human being. Doesn't that make sense?
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  Speaker 3: Of course?
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  Speaker 4: You know this is why when I rank all time
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  Speaker 4: basketball players, I have at number one LeVar Ball, number
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  Speaker 4: two Del Curry Yep number three are Vetus Saboni, number
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  Speaker 4: four Larry Nance and number five Minute Ball, and way
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  Speaker 4: down the list at number seventy two, Lebron James right
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  Speaker 4: between Matt Gwakes Senior and Tito Horford.
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  Speaker 2: Just a terrific breakdown there, Tony. All right, now to
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  Speaker 2: this one.
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  Speaker 1: Where Pauli and Tony were right.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get to the WNBA where there are
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  Speaker 2: reports now that there's going to be a potential workstoppage
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  Speaker 2: as the players are demanding more money. Now, on the
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  Speaker 2: other side of this, you got these critics. They're saying
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  Speaker 2: the league doesn't generate enough revenue to pay the players
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  Speaker 2: any more than they're getting right now. Right, But you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: you've had a solution to fix this for years. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't you just tell the people.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's time the WNBA takes a lesson from
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  Speaker 4: one of the all time sports movies, Juana Manyep, one
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  Speaker 4: real life story of the time a man played in
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  Speaker 4: the WNBA. You know, that movie was great, well right
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  Speaker 4: up until the ending where they said Juana Man couldn't
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  Speaker 4: play in the league anymore. But the movie was very
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  Speaker 4: entertaining before that point when it got totally ruined.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, it's clear the WNBA's biggest mistake was abandoning the
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  Speaker 4: Juana Man model. I think on a fiscal level and
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  Speaker 4: an inclusivity level, this would satisfy a lot of people.
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  Speaker 4: Let's stop separating everyone and separating the genders and bring
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what produce it?
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  Speaker 1: Go?
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  Speaker 5: Can you Pickett for his performance in the Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Bro? Performance under pressure?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, all he did was kneel down. That's not impressive. Well,
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  Speaker 5: so he did throw a past attempt and he didn't
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  Speaker 5: complete it, so you can't say he played well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know you didn't complete puberty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kenny Pickett reminds me of your mom. They both
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  Speaker 4: do great work on their knees.
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  Speaker 2: Oh great, one still talk and what what you said?
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  Speaker 5: LaVar Ball is the greatest basketball parent of all time.
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  Speaker 2: Check the stats, bro, dominant offspring.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, LaMelo's good, but Lonzo has suffered injuries his
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  Speaker 5: whole career. And liangel is like a full time rapper. Now,
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  Speaker 2: time rapper your dead body.
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  Speaker 2: And oh and even bigger win for everybody. Guess who's
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  Speaker 2: coming on the show next week. Jalen's busy. He's already
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  Speaker 2: preparing for next season because he's good, makes up almost
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  Speaker 2: Great job as always, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Same to you, Pauli. Another floorless show.
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  Speaker 2: You go, see people next week.
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  Speaker 3: See your