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Episode 50: Dollars, K, or Grand? · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is only Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: the news in our lives. As of recently. We have
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  Speaker 1: a mutual friend that won five hundred thousand dollars on
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  Speaker 1: a ten dollars letter scratch off ticket. Here's a I
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  Speaker 1: have a question though, how many? How many times do
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  Speaker 1: you have to spend ten dollars to win five hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Not enough to equal that? You don't know
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  Speaker 1: that though, Well, I mean that would be a lot.
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  Speaker 2: But still what if you're playing though, I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: you're playing a ten dollars scratch off every single day,
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  Speaker 2: that adds up?
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  Speaker 1: Can I do that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, can I do? You know if he's an
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  Speaker 3: avid scratch offer? Is he an avid scratcher offer?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like probably what a funny thing to think about,
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  Speaker 2: a scratch offer.
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  Speaker 4: A scratcher offer, A scratcher I'm a chronic scratch offer
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  Speaker 4: me too.
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  Speaker 1: I know people like that, you know, for actually, for
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  Speaker 1: I was one.
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  Speaker 3: I was pretty into scratch offs for a while because
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  Speaker 3: when I lived in Hoboken.
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  Speaker 1: Feel like we're talking about different things.
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  Speaker 3: Now, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Now we are look at you with a bit, but
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  Speaker 1: don't don't bit me. Your whole last episode with us
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  Speaker 1: was one big bit.
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  Speaker 4: It was all I got was messages of how great
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  Speaker 4: that was. Come on, but more time, you know what
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  Speaker 4: we need the full song? Yeah, do you remember the words?
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  Speaker 1: So that we went with rock, But there was a
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  Speaker 1: whole thing though after that.
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  Speaker 4: The company you keep you win?
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  Speaker 1: Think that. I think that's yakas No the Yacho's theme song.
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  Speaker 1: We've already sung before in one of the early episodes.
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  Speaker 1: An we secret sauce is one of the kind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go get your gold.
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  Speaker 4: They got Jesus Franches famous thought wine. Let's go get
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  Speaker 4: yach coldere low another place.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: One thing we started doing and did for a while
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  Speaker 2: and then just mysteriously stopped doing was the area code.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, the last time we did that, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: a long time ago, like ten episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking miss weed, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so, by the way, our friend Tyler Rothrock is back. Everybody,
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  Speaker 4: and we were getting pregame for this show, getting a
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  Speaker 4: little tuned up, and he stopped conversation while upstairs on
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  Speaker 4: Joel's deck and he said, I.
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  Speaker 1: Get a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 4: You said you're gonna use it for your headache, and
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  Speaker 4: then you said you didn't have it feels better.
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  Speaker 1: The Secret Sauce is one. Yeah, Secret Sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Very educational podcast. You just learned that weed helps cure headaches.
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  Speaker 2: The funniest thing was that he said, let me get
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  Speaker 2: a little drag of that, and then he took not
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  Speaker 2: a drag, but uh, it was like mostly air. It
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  Speaker 2: was a false start. And then we said, well, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to do little more.
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  Speaker 1: Scared I get. I like to take the little nips. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good for you, buddy. Yeah, I still took a little
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  Speaker 1: baby one. I'm happy for you. So how does it
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  Speaker 1: feel to be cool? Now? I'm feel so fucky cool.
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  Speaker 3: But wait, when I first moved to New York City,
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  Speaker 3: I had never bought a scratch off in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and I'm walking.
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  Speaker 3: I would walk home at like midnight or one am
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  Speaker 3: after spots and because I didn't want to take the train,
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  Speaker 3: and I would stop at this like bodega and they
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  Speaker 3: sold scratch offs. And then one night I had like
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  Speaker 3: two dollars, like I bought something and I had they
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  Speaker 3: gave me two ones back and I was just like
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  Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm gonna buy a two dollars scratch off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I buy that scratch off and I scratch it
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  Speaker 3: and I win thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Like, huh, congrats.
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  Speaker 3: So then I go, fuck it, I'm gonna buy a
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  Speaker 3: thirty dollars scratch off for like one thirty dollars scratch off.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. I win five hundred dollars. That's my
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  Speaker 1: first wow trip.
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  Speaker 3: And but guess what, huh it ruined the next year
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  Speaker 3: of my life cause I was like just buying scratch
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  Speaker 3: offs the time, So I lost probably. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to say it on this, but a lot
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  Speaker 3: of a lot of dollars, a lot of five hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 3: So if your if your friend, hopefully it was his
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  Speaker 3: first time, and you just you know, five hundred k
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  Speaker 3: and walk away, that'd be But I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you can taxes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah with still clearing is I think we have to
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  Speaker 2: have them on now, Yeah, on the podcast as a guess.
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  Speaker 1: But I think his payout was like three something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, how much? How much did he win?
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  Speaker 1: Five hundred thousand?
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys opinion about referring to money.
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  Speaker 3: I think you could tell have we talked about this already?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we have on this.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you could tell how much money somebody
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  Speaker 3: has by how they refer to thousands of dollars. Like
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  Speaker 3: if if like, we're not rich people, so we'll say
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  Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars, right, but then the next step up
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  Speaker 3: people will say ten k yeah, yeah yeah, and then
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  Speaker 3: the next step up ten grand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The richest people will refer to thousands as grands.
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  Speaker 1: The dead giveaway. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you ever hear somebody say I owe like thirty k,
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  Speaker 3: they're millionaires, you know they have a decent amount, they
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  Speaker 3: have a good amount of money. Yeah, But if you
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  Speaker 3: ever hear somebody say I just got twelve grand for
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  Speaker 3: my boat, you're like, oh dude, you're fucking rich.
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  Speaker 1: Ever thought about that? Very interesting?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, take notice of the next time, and if your
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  Speaker 3: listeners have any input, I'd like to know, because I
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  Speaker 3: refer to I always refer to them as thousands.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like Joel says, k heyll, you might be
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  Speaker 4: in the K range. I think you're in a K range.
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  Speaker 4: You might be a k K range again that you're
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  Speaker 4: you're a millionaire.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a million Well no, maybe it's actually millionaire
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  Speaker 3: is probably the high end of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think you have to be.
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  Speaker 3: You're a homeowner and that kind of checks out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a homeowner plus k and you have nice things.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of the scary H word, we just had to
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  Speaker 1: do our pre show ritual outside. Well, we had to
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  Speaker 1: create a pre show ritual because normally it was during
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  Speaker 1: the show that you know, yeah, you're hearing right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's the thing. I never thought these
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  Speaker 1: words would come out of my mouth, but I kind
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  Speaker 1: of don't want the smell of marijuana in my house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's new. I get it. You know. I think I'm maturing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't use them or on this show. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a few times I've caught myself like accidentally doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm making every effort to step outside because it's nice
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  Speaker 2: to have an outdoor areast the shed.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, the shed could happen.
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  Speaker 3: I love I love your enthusiasm, and I'm I'm rooting
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  Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, here's what I'll say this this time.
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  Speaker 3: This season is the easiest season to make that commitment.
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  Speaker 3: When it's one hundred and five on your back deck,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna like, I'm gonna stay.
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  Speaker 1: Inside and smiles. And then when it's seven.
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  Speaker 3: Degrees, well you're gonna certainly be like it's time to
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  Speaker 3: uh go to the gund cloud cloud the air.
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  Speaker 1: In the house up a little bit. I'll bet five
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  Speaker 1: hundred grand on it. Well that's why maybe I make
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  Speaker 1: maybe I turned the shed into the cool smoke? Should
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  Speaker 1: you do? You still know you still have to walk
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  Speaker 1: to said, I know, I've thought about that too. But
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  Speaker 1: you shovel a path out? Yeah, think about it. I
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  Speaker 1: did it. Always shoveling a path that means you have
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  Speaker 1: to get a show. Well, remember what's your first stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Breck through the wilderness the outdoors. You know, at what
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  Speaker 1: at all hours of the night. If you have to
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  Speaker 1: shovel a track, that's tough walk, that's tough sledding. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, just light it up, I will say.
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  Speaker 1: So there was this whole, I don't want to say issue,
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  Speaker 1: but there was this whole the whole issue. Always.
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  Speaker 4: I used to hear a lot about that college anyway.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, like getting a law mower was a whole
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  Speaker 1: thing because the cellar was like, oh I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get you on her ex had one that he
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  Speaker 1: had laying around.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that needed like some parts, so he was
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  Speaker 2: going to fix it, but then the part was delayed.
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  Speaker 2: And meanwhile, like for the first time ever, I'm standing
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  Speaker 2: in my yard looking around at everybody else's grass, which
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  Speaker 2: is like pristinely cut and you know, all their shrubs,
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  Speaker 2: like everything looks so great. Here's my yard like starting
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  Speaker 2: to be jungle city. Mind you too. I've been in
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  Speaker 2: this house now two weeks. Every freaking day I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it's rained. So the grass is just like it.
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  Speaker 2: So you don't have a lawmar Well, I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a lawnmower, so I a week ago here I am
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  Speaker 2: texting my uncle saying, Yo, do you have like a
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  Speaker 2: lawnmower that you could like bring over here and like
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  Speaker 2: possibly so my cousin who's in high school, I threw
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  Speaker 2: him some money and he mowed my lawn last week
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  Speaker 2: and I haven't held my god, I know I've never
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  Speaker 2: he's a guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a guy.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, peasant family, come over here while I throw
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  Speaker 3: money at you to do to do chores.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing here, hear me out. Though I had
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  Speaker 1: like anytime I have cash, I feel like I got
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of it. It feels like fake money
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  Speaker 1: to me, a thing at least that's a rich guy thing. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever I have cash, it's like kind of annoying to
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  Speaker 1: gott to spend it. That's not what I'm just I
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  Speaker 1: just like, I feel like I gotta get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: So annoying to have cash on me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, normally, when I have cash, the first thing I
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  Speaker 2: do is drive to the bank and put it in
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  Speaker 2: my bank.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with you, though, when I have cash, it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't feel like things are things cost less with the
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  Speaker 3: cash exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, there's still bird shit on your window. Clean that off.
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  Speaker 4: Let's start the show. By the way, what am I
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  Speaker 4: supposed to do? Though I thought about this.
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  Speaker 1: Just get your cousin over you have them clean that
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  Speaker 1: shit off the window. Hit the button.
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  Speaker 5: They'll Blazed and Confused Podcasts with Becker and Joel, the
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  Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 5: your curiosity and light up some knowledge. They'll Blazed and
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  Speaker 5: Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I'm Becker, that's Joel. I'm wearing Adida's socks with
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  Speaker 4: Nike sweatpants.
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  Speaker 1: So what why does that matter? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just noticed it right now.
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  Speaker 3: I actually feel weird if I have, like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: feel weird if it's Nike pants with Adidas shoes. But
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  Speaker 3: I have, like Adidas, a couple of pairs of Adidas
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  Speaker 3: pants with the three stripes, yeah, which are very clearly Adidas.
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  Speaker 3: I do feel weird like wearing non Adidas with them.
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  Speaker 4: How do you feel about that, Joel? I could care
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  Speaker 4: less anyway, just an observation. Tyler Rothrock is on the
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  Speaker 4: show again today officially Irregular, our our official stand in
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  Speaker 4: guy because our guests couldn't switch it to Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 4: How is your Mother's Day? By the way, I got
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  Speaker 4: to go get something, but I'm listening.
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  Speaker 1: Uh good, good, good, It was good. I got to well,
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  Speaker 1: this is.
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  Speaker 3: My first well not my first Mother's Day, but I
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  Speaker 3: have a brand new niece, so it was cool.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's all exciting. You know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always confused by like the names in the family
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  Speaker 2: tree of who's related to who. So your niece is
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  Speaker 2: your siblings kid, right, like your brother or sister's kid.
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  Speaker 1: Just in time for this part, I like the husband
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  Speaker 1: of your mom's like your dad. You know what somebody's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my, they're my fifth cousin, niece's brother, fourth removed,
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  Speaker 1: and it's well, your mom's mom is like your grandma.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you're kema. Maybe you know.
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  Speaker 4: Tyler's got a GM, got a grand you got.
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  Speaker 1: A grand Yeah, yeah, you got me. I'm dialing in
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  Speaker 1: right now for me too. We're all stoned.
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  Speaker 3: This is great right now, Joe, I do want to
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  Speaker 3: revisit because you I don't think you're cleared up.
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  Speaker 1: What your question? What's the question? Yeah, niece? Okay, because
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  Speaker 1: it's your niece. I don't know how the family tree works,
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  Speaker 1: but a family a niece is like your siblings kid, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's word for word. We was at you. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: not my fault. That's the public that's a maus, public
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  Speaker 1: schooling's fault. Not wrong. Well, they don't teach you the
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  Speaker 1: family tree in school. He can't blame them, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my feet.
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  Speaker 4: That's when you learn what your your mom is a
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  Speaker 4: mom and your dad is a dad?
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  Speaker 1: Or is that preschool?
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: When do you learn that?
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  Speaker 3: If a teacher comes up to you and says, hey,
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  Speaker 3: are you so and So's brother? Are you like, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't learned that yet. I haven't learned who's my brother.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't got that far yet.
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  Speaker 1: Soon soon, right anyway, anyway, you guys done yet or
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  Speaker 1: you want to keep harping on?
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  Speaker 4: First, speaking of lottery tickets, today, I went and stopped
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  Speaker 4: at people keep winning the on scratch offs at giants
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  Speaker 4: around here. For some reason, somebody won like two point
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  Speaker 4: five million dollars. Some other person won a large summer money.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, I'm gonna put a little uh
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  Speaker 4: a scratch off ticket on my mom's Mother's Day card.
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  Speaker 4: So I went to a giant near my parents, and
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  Speaker 4: this woman kind of slid in front of me and
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  Speaker 4: she picked the ticket. She got the ticket before I
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  Speaker 4: picked right, and I was like, I'm gonna get that
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  Speaker 4: one too, because she just got one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this one will be the winner, that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And it was. My mom won four hundred bucks on
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  Speaker 1: her lot totally. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Were you like that's a cool little bonus, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Were you like, how much can I have like twenty
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  Speaker 4: bucks the cost of the ticket at least?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Here's okay, here's why I don't like giving away my mom.
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  Speaker 3: I have family that does the lottery ticket gift a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it because you you nobody feel like
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  Speaker 3: you don't get to feel like you gave your mom
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  Speaker 3: four hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get that credit. Yeah, you know, the system
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  Speaker 1: awarded her that.
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  Speaker 3: So you're sitting there but here, But he's sitting there thinking,
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  Speaker 3: I would like four hundred dollars worth of gift credit
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  Speaker 3: towards my mom, Like I want her to be extra
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  Speaker 3: impressed with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, but how much was I like? Twenty bucks?
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  Speaker 4: Twenty bucks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all you get is the twenty because he's gives
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  Speaker 1: the twenty dollars credit. Yeah, but you know, hey, it's
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  Speaker 1: all about the moms anyway, exactly. Yeah, it's all about
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  Speaker 1: good for Sandy. Yeah, what's she gonna do with their
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  Speaker 1: four hundred bucks? Probably spend it on booze, I assume.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just yelling, hey, Tyler, what's the breakdown of people
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  Speaker 2: that refer to money as bucks.
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  Speaker 1: That does actually there's some bucks? Bucks?
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  Speaker 3: Is kind of man, that's a good question. Give it
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  Speaker 3: to me in context, though.
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  Speaker 1: His mom just won four hundred bucks give as opposed
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  Speaker 1: to four hundred dollars or.
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  Speaker 4: More importantly, is it is bucks? Lib or pub. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: this can coincide. Wow issue, you know, m hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to that's going to the that's going to
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  Speaker 1: the fans.
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  Speaker 4: We'll come back to that. Yeah, let's go in some
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  Speaker 4: rapid round questions, right, oh, yeah, we got to ask
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  Speaker 4: you some trivia, Tyler. I wonder how good I'll be
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  Speaker 4: a little stoned. We know, we know how I am
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  Speaker 4: an other. Yeah, you're not usually good part anyway, Tyler,
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  Speaker 4: when was the last time that you imbibed in some
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  Speaker 4: good merry drane?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, like smoke version like flower? As the kids said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's been a while. It's been at least I think
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  Speaker 3: the last time it was the week it was flower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, uh, the last time I freaked out was
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  Speaker 1: because of flower. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Edibles, I'll chew on one every once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm swallowing just chew on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. It's gone some wrap around with pause
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: on that note. The game begins in three. What color
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: do you get when you mix yellow and red? Orange? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Very good.
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  Speaker 4: On the internet, what does w w W stand for
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: world Wide Web?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: What country invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich? France?
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: No, what fungus turned sugar into alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck fuck fuck? Uh fruit yeast? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How many inches are in a yard? Thirty six?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: We asked you that one before. What is the square
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: root of one and twenty one?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Pass? Okay, what's the process of uh? What's the what's
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the process called of plants eating? Uh? Photosynthesis? Yeah? Very good?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Obtuse and iceauceles are types of what trying those?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yea? And the smallest planet in the Solar system is what,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: uh trapping around Mars? What is the now? Fuck it?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: What is the basic unit of life? Oh? The unit
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: of life? Cells? Oh? Yeah, I thought you meant like, yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: you need those to be where we are. Yeah?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well let's recap if you pretty well?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: What is a human made up about?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It? Said? Cells? Okay, well, okay, what color do you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: get when you mix yellow and red orange? Yeah? That
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: was easy. On the internet. What does w w W
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: stand for? World Wide Web?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I remember early in my career Stosh was like, it's
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: not w w W, it's w w W. He's the
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: one who taught me how to say that when years
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: ago in advertising you had to say.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The w w W. Now, nobody does that. Nobody does
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that anymore. That guy sounds very fun at parties.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: He's great anyway, w W. I could say it really
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: fast to w w W.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, what country invented the peanut butter at jelly Sandwich? Us?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Of course we Americans? You know, all right? So uh man,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: peanut butter. My roommate I got a once we come
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: back from the break, Joel on peanut butter.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: My roommate bought this peanut butter. That's dude, it's like water.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: It's like liquid. He got it at Costco and he's like, no, no, no,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be this way.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Look the ingredients, it's all neutral. All this is peanuts.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: That's oil, dude. Yeah it's oil. No, no, no, it's I'm
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: telling you. It is water. It looks like water. It's liquid.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: It's like liquid. I know, we know exactly what you're
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: talking about it. But it's oil. It's oil. Gross. It
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: is gross. I don't like, absolutely disgusting.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: You know what we should do sometimes, though, is do
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: part of the show with peanut butter in our mouths.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: That'd be fun. It sounds like an awful idea.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: That sounds like a hard that sounds like a really
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: cool radio morning show idea.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, I don't know the peanut butter man.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I need like good old fashioned Jeff. I told him,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I'm gonna go out and buy my
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: own jar peanut butter, and you're not gonna touch it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: You can have your gross, nasty liquid shit.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Jeff is great. So was Peter Pan. Do you ever
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: have Peter I don't think I've ever had Peter Pan?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Pretty good. I am kind of I go with the
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: way he goes with peanut butter. Now you want the grosser.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like it more, but it's it is healthier
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Like if you look up, there's so much extra additives
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: in your in that bullshit.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It does make a difference. Additives. What does that even mean?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: There's so many additives. Don't know how else it's in
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the word. So I don't know how there's stuff into it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: But what that's my question? It had no I and
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: now it does? What else do we have to recap here?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I need you to do the photo? So I'm proud
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: of that one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. What
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: fungus turns sugar into alcohol? Yees?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: You got that inches in a yard thirty six. I
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: don't I would never have gotten that square root of
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's eleven eleven times eleven is when
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know what a square root is.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I kind of thought that might be the case. I
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: never I refused to learn that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I think you guys can relate to each other on that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I do want to know the explanation for, like, you know,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the excuse of learning the square root, Like, what's the
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: application of the square root in?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. There is no I do not
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: need this. I made that decision early on. There were
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: certain things I just would refuse to learn, and I
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: would tell my teacher's that, Like history, I would say, well,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: if it's going to repeat itself, I'll learn it, then.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Talk about it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: He's getting it now, he knows what he hears A joke
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: and everything. We got to get your stoned more often.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: The process called of plants eating if photosynthesis very well done.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: There, that's the process called of plants eating. Yeah, it
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: feels kind of weird.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That was me. The process of plants eating is the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: plants poop. If they eat, they have to poop, right,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: probably everybody poops everybody poop. That's a book. Yeah, it's
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: a book. Plants isn't in it. It's one of those
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: coffee table books. I do want an explanation for that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: If plants can eat, they have to ship, right, You
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: know who you should text? Should I ask? Hey groc No, text.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Your favorite teacher from school. Hey, I got a question.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I'm Joel from the radio.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Plants. I don't know. Do they ship? Well, honestly? Like photosynthesis? No,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I'm serious, you're you're right, You're right. Photosynthesis they say,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: always say, is plants eating? Like it? But are they
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: just saying that like eating? As you know? Why why
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: aren't they getting fat? If they're just eating and that ship? Yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: but some plants are bigger than other plants? Is that
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: because they eat more? Is anything look in better shape?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: If it? Then a blade of grass?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: They're thin, They must be have a great metabolism.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: They're interrection, grection. They just drink. They just drink water and.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Then get mowed down by your cousins.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Obtuse and Isauceles are triangles.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: The smallest planet in the Solar System, Well, Pluto is
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: no longer a planet, isn't it. No, they took it away.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Took it away.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they did take it away. It for I don't
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: know why. It's like more of a moon, I think.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't nearly as cool as uranush Uranus jokes
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: will never get old, right, if we're up to Joel,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: every planet would be called Uranus one, Uranus two.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: These people that call it urin ish, I'm sorry, but
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: that's a disgrace. Yeah, I don't care if that's the
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: right way to say. Yeah, I think they're just afraid
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to say uranus urinus.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it begs the question did anus exist as a
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: word before they named ran Because that's like, like, who fucked.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: That up so bad?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Because somebody came in they're like, all right, we're gonna
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: let We're gonna let Brad name this planet. It can't
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: there's no way it can get weird. And then he
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: comes back in the morning like kind of drunk, is like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: it's uranus. I'm sorry, I got fucked up. I typed
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: it in the thing. It's it's forever officially named that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: It's my bad. I thought it would be funny. I
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: woke up this morning I realized how devastating it's gonna
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: be for till the end of time.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we'll call it urinus. That sounds weirder, guys, I'll
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: just sound good. Either urinous. It's either urine or anush. Dude.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I love being here, man. We've gotten a little bit
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: of everything thus far. It's been very educational. There's been
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: some great questions asked today. Yeah, great question. Donald Trump
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: is here. Oh my god, Donald Trump is here. I
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: can't do high Trump.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Oh you can't. Last time you were here, you had
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a great Trump impression. I don't think it was great.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It was literally back and I was like, that's not
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: trumpt great photosynthesis. Well, it's like these plants are getting thin,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: just like men dock. Well, no, no, I hear. I
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: got a lot of love for the American people. Need
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: some work. I need some work. Basic unit of life
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: was cells.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: You did pretty good man. You're very smart. Thank you,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: especially at marijuana so much.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, advocate for it over there.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I'm great. I'm looking at my buttons down here. I
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: really got to like order them so I can find
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: them easier.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Press the random thoughts one blazed and confused random thoughts.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of random thoughts this week. Okay,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: go ahead, should I start?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Sure? All right? What did I write down? I go? Oh, okay.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: So I DJed this event recently, h that was like
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: a military fundraiser event, And I will say I felt
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: a little strange doing like a military event now with
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: all the stuff going on in the world, you know
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, it just felt a little different, right.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So the foundation that was benefiting from this event that
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I was doing. There was two people that represented this
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: foundation that talked at the ceremony, and I was running
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: the sound for it, and this guy starts talking about
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: how his son, they were a husband and wife, his
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: son is on one of these boats that's in the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Strait of Horror moves right now. And he phrased it like, yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: our son is in the Strait of Horror moves right
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: now on one of those boats that was getting shot
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: at last week. I think it's really cool and badass,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: but she's a wreck.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And everybody laughed, and I was just standing there like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: oh my god, is what man?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I I strange. Man, that's weird as hell. My son's
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: in hostile enemy territory. Yeah, why aren't you guys laughing?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: That's funny?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, I think it's pretty cool and badass,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: but she's a wreck and everybody laughed.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I was mortified. I was like, oh my god, get
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: me out of here. What the hell is happening. That's weird, dude, Yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that's weird. Man. I don't know again, I don't know why.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It felt strange. You know why, Joel? Why do why?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Because is it because you're a lib or surrounded by pubs?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Well that? So I was playing.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I was thinking every year I've done this em for
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: three years now, and every year I'm like, what song.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Can I play? That?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Like, if somebody was paying attention, they'd get pissed off.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So I played Born in the USA. All right, Born
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: in the USA. If you really pay attention to the lyrics,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: it is not a pro USA song. If you're an idiot,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: you think, oh yeah, born in the USA.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, rah rah rah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Listen to the words. It's like, you know, it's a
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Vietnam song. It's it doesn't make America out to be
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: a great country.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: What's that Ben Creeden's yeah, ccry, Yeah, that's another fortunate son. Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh yeah, that's a great America song.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: No, it's about the draft. And somebody was like, Trump
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: is the fortunate son. Yeah, the whole song is about
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: how like you know, you mean he's making fun of
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: the fortunate son. Yeah, he's like, Trump is the fortunate son.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I'm making fun of him in the song. Yeah, but hey,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: that's politics, man.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: No, So I played Springsteen Born in the Os. You know,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: perce Springsteen had that whole tiff with the president too,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: but the president.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: That sounds weird to say, I think it's. Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: So I played that at this gig and some some
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: very large bald man with tattoos on his head locked
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: up to me and said, you know there's students of comedy, right,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I just looked at him and I laughed, and I said,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: oh man, I don't know about that.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So much.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: It's so funny, how like pubs know who every commy is,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: They know who every single like thing they hate. They
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: know where every item of a thing they hate is
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: located at all times. But they don't know where the
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: straight of humor. They don't know where it is. Never mind,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said that you know.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Where it is? Where is it? I don't, but I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit. Well, you should. It's why your
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: gas is freaking four dollars and sixty five cents a
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: gallon right now coming down, Gus. It needs to be high.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: It's very good. My guess is nice. It's gotta get high. Jeez.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: You know pen Dot is requiring about twenty five hundred
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: drivers to retake their road test because there was an
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: issue at one of the training centers of real. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: they have to twenty five hundred Pennsylvania drivers have to
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: retake their test. Do you think that like you like
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: could redo your test and like pass it with one try?
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: No, and I'll tell you exactly why. So. I did
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: not take my driver's test at the DMV the old
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: school way or at the police station right to school.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I did it through the school.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And when you took it through the school, Uh, if
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: you took like the driver's aad course and then got
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: your license through to school. Part of the thing was
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: is part of the deal was you didn't have to
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: parallel park on your driver's test. Oh yeah, I never
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: had to parallel park as part of my test. Huh
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: to this day. Here's the thing a parallel parking too?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Do people like know how to parallel park? Without a
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: camera anymore, I would be lost without a camera parallel
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: parking my car.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. At first the camera made at heart Yeah, but
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: now it's cras easier. Ye, because the cameras are so good.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You know exactly where you're going.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So, like when you're taking your driver's test, my question is,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: are you allowed to use a car that has camera?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: There's cars that if you press upon it will just
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: do the whole turning for you.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what if you take that card? It's like
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I did it? Technically did it?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I don't, like, so what are you going to say?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I wonder what the car on? Like I had something
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: to do with it. Sorry, I googled it. I googled.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, you are allowed to use a backup camera and
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: during a Pennsylvania driver's test, however, you cannot rely on
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: it exclusively. It says you must still perform physical old
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: fashioned head checks looking over your shoulder and use your
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: mirrors to demonstrate proper observation.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: So you just do the motions and like, fine, the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: instructor has to be like, are you relying on that exclusively?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Tell me if you are to be honest exclusively, that's funny,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: all right? So back to this the ped doot thing too,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: about them retaking their driver's test. How do you think
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: this happened?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: So a bunch of people took their driver's test and
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: then got their license, and now all of a sudden
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: they're saying.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Well, there was really internal error. So I don't know
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: if there was like a computer issue or something. But
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: those people are not on record, I guess. Actually, so
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: they have to come back, they have to do it again.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But if they if they got the they got the license,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: they got the license, that means they did it, yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I know, or.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: They just it sucks like they shouldn't have to do
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: it again. They obviously passed, you know, I don't know.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: My question is too, if you're giving a driver's license,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: what does that? I mean, you have a driver's license, Yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: you earned it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You know how they say like if you go to college,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: you get a degree, nobody ever can take that away
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: from you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't say that about driver's licenses. They can.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I guess they actually can take it away from you.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Don't you think you should have to retake your driver's
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: test when you get to a every five years? That's crazy?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: A year a decade, you know. I think that you
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: should have to take it like at fifty and then
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: maybe again it maybe once you turn fifty. Every ten year, okay,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: so ten years? Sure? Like this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: The average person gets their license around when they're seventeen
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: years old. Yeah, so like every twenty five years. No,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: ten ten ten, dude. I just went to my twenty
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: year high school re union.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a guy I graduated with. He was, you know,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: perfectly fine. I saw him. He shouldn't be in public anymore.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: A lot can change in like a decade. Okay, Okay,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: he has maybe six teeth. I'm not passing judgment on
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: the man, but things have gone sideways for him, and.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: He's not thinking how he did you know, five years ago?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: True so, but he's still, I guess, is a licensed driver,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: which allowed to operate a vehicle a weapon.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: He's an operating I think that can go fast? True? Yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: excuse me? Where'd all his teeth go? By the way? Oh?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I think that he went different places at different times. Okay,
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was just one one fateful day.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Don't you think that when it comes to taking your
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: driver's test again, that most of the time it's really
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: not an issue until you're old, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: that's why I think that. Not okay, not that a
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: fifty year old is old per se, but I think
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: after sixty five you should take it every two years.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Every two years, bro, that is intense too, but like
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: maybe every five.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I see his point though, these were they're on the roads.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: This is the only time like this is this should
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: be safer. Maybe we would have less accidents. What do
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you run for? Mayor? And Tyler? I'm trying to drive
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to mayor, mayor r R mayor. Hey, how do you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: how do you guys pronounce this word? C r a
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: y o N cran cran cram say it again, kran,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: not one of these crayon people. I don't like that.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Why not it's smelled that way. No, but it's krankran
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: like c r a n that's how you you crown crayon.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm in the middle.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a lazy at the end of it,
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: like crayon, crown cran.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I think I'm cran. Oh fuck, I don't know. What
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: do you want to drink? I'll take a vodka and kran,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. A bunch of fucking you heard crown.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Somebody said crown like crown, kron like, crayon like crown,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: like you gotta what was that crown? They said crayon
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: like kron but crankran. Are we having a stroke? Collectively?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: So?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: So I just googled proper pronunciation of crayon crayon, and
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: it says it's typically pronounced in two syllables crayon k
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: r a dash a n crayon or k r r
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: a dash the e backwards end. However you great, see,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of why do they do that?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Both? They're kind of right, It's kind of it's really
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: saying that there's two. They're also saying, how to pronounce
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the word with letters we don't know? Yeah? Why why?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Because there's a there's an inflow like the influx or whatever.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows that pronunciation is always like that, even in
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the dictionary.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: If you look up a word in the dictionary, it
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: gives you the pronunciation guy, but there's a bunch of
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: weird looking letters for.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Just have a guy saying it, so I know how
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: to say it, Yeah, mimic it. Yeah, Honestly, I don't
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: know if you've done this. But you can find how
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to pronounce any word on YouTube. You literally type into
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: YouTube how to pronounce whatever you want, and there is
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: some video of some man saying the word.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I guarantee you I've done it multiple times, especially with
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: like names, last names.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you ever got a prep names.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Or oh, read the last one on the list, the
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: very last one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Just it's just for fun.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just a reminder. Trump's approval ratigus thirty
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: four percent.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: But now we can go into trivia.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: You guys went from not wanting to be political, you know,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: still it's just fun.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: It is it is.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: It's thirty four percent of how many percent? Though I
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: literally said this last last week. I was like thirty four,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: like out of one hundred.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Where were you? Was he being serious? Yes? Yeah, exactly. Sadly,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: sadly it just clicked.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Why you don't get comedy because you're silly You say
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: the joke, but it's actual, You're you're meaning.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It, thanks a lot living it lean into that. That's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a good guy to be.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Who wants to go first? Here, I'm going first?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Fine, question number one?
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: All right, I wasn't going to let you pick what
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: you want to do category wise, But I want to
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: start with geography. Okay, great, since we were already talking
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: about it. What three countries border the straight of poor moves?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh yeah, I have no idea. You
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: gotta guess. You got to give me something, Iran, that's one.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Here's the thing.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So, as I did research, like I knew of two
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: because of me being addicted to watching cable news in
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: the current day.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: But I knew of the two. Apparently there's one more
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that's just like barely a part of it. So there's
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: it's really a three part answer. But is one of
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: them like a really goofy name like Becca stan like that?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Well, no, no, it's not any stands okay, Iraq, No, dude.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder if most people know this. I would love
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: to like go on the street with the microphone and
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: What three countries border the straight of horror moves? And
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: see what people say?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Is Turkey one of them? I
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know where things are over there.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: We're getting way way off, way off here, way off Australia, Antarcticle, China.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I have no idea Okay, well, I mean you did
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: get Iran, so it's Iran Oman I know and a
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: United Arab never have gotten.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: That is the one that's like just barely did you know? No,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: all right, did you know that Iran was Well, obviously everybody.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Knows that Iran is one of them. Now Iran, so
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: far it's a good way. It's also Iran. Well, see
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that's a good debate.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Is ir Yes it is because everybody says it's different,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: watching news, every every newscaster, No, it's not.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I produce shows on a conservative radio station, and I
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: think they say Iran or Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Iran. If you ask somebody from Iran, they'll
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: say it's Iran. What if you asked somebody from there,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: they say, this is how you pronounce the name of
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: my country. So then that's who I would That's who
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I listened to. I wonder what you Tube would say?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: What the correct pronunciation?
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: We are looking at how to pronounce the name of
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: this country in the Middle East.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: It's pronounced Iran. Iran was wrong. Shocker. The more you
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: know the question two, let's see here classic TV. I
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: thought of this last night as I was watching this show.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: You know me, I can't watch TV that you know
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: is modern.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I have to watch it that came out like fucking
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: forty years ago because it's the only thing that entertains me.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with me? What's the name?
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: I know?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: What's the name of the three brothers? Names plural of
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: the three brothers on the show Home Improvement? Three part answer?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Randy? That's one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: The names of the three brothers on the show Home Improvement.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Got Randy? I need two more? Is it? Randy?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Jonathan Taylor Tyler? I don't know shit.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. JT.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: T from Bethlehem. Yeah, he's from Bethlehem. That is that
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Zach No, hen's his real name, Zachary Bryan something or another.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: He's the Bran Bryan singer. Yeah, that guy, that's the
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: one that's locked up in jail right now. What did
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: he do? I don't know? Something bad? That's interested Danny
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like robsone, Randy, Randy's one. Ah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I'm this is going to be very difficult. I have
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: no idea. Tom and Carl Brandy, Tom and Carl obviously, how.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Old were they? How many Carls do you know? How
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: many Carls are in your phone? Do me a favor, say,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like another one. I'm going to try to guess the
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: third one. Okay, what did you say, Randy? Randy? Okay, Brad,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Brad one of the nineties. Brad.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what the other one is? Mark
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: you he's the youngest, youngest. Yeah, that was a good question.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you for me back there. I thought of that
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: at three in the morning. Are you proud of me?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting here watching the show. I'm like, I bet
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: you you don't know what three.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Brothers are and prove I had no idea. I didn't
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: even know one of them. Don't you love that? Tim
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Allen goes like, talk about it and look at him now,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you know. Let's go to the next one. Said, isn't
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: it not a political question? Three?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't get political on a political podcast. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: see you down there thinking we're political.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Dog is here? Yeah? Look at our stretching? All right,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: go ahead, all right, sports, let's do sports.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Name all four NBA teams that call the state of
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: California home.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: The Lakers that's one, the Sacramento Kings, two, the Oh No.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I was so confident right in the beginning.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do have a lifeline. Tyler's a sports guard.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: He is a sport He knows you too. He's ready
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: to go. All right, Tyler attacking you in. But did
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I ask you this before?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I think I swear I asked you this before the Clippers, Clippers?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Warriors. I wouldn't have gotten that one. Yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: and the Clippers maybe eventually.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Clippers, Warriors, what else? The Lakers and the Kings.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, combined effort, we got it, all right? So you
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: like basketball? I used to play basketball. I was a forward.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Sure you were. You're not give him much guard energy? Thanks?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: You know, I feel like basketball is kind of confusing,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: all right? But isn't basketball and like hockey and soccer
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: essentially even football, Really it's all like the same ship,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: one side going to.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: The other side, you know what I mean, Like like
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: one group of people and they're against.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, like baseball is really
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: the only different one? Then? What what are you saying
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: right now? Then a square field with one team running
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: from one side to the other and another team running
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: from the other side to the other. That's that, you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Baseball is only different one? The
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: old baseball square. Wow, I like, I get what you're saying,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I get what you're saying, thank you,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Anything to keep moving? One more one.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: More question for twenty What all right? This is stats
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: and trends. I'm going to ask you this before. I
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: hope I didn't ask you this one before. Most Americans
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: have one of these, but less than four percent of
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Americans have two of them.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you it's not anything material, It's not
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: something you can buy.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say legs like the human body like no,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: but wait, wait wait, just wait wait wait, americans have
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: one cars. I'm gonna say cars. I just said, it's
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: not material, it's not so thing you can buy. Is
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: it a body part? No? Say it again? Course after
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I it's not a products or anything you could buy.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep up good.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Most Americans have one of these, but less than four
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: percent of Americans have two.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Oh what, I'm gonna guess jobs? Jobs?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a part time job, full time job.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would. I don't think you
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: should commit to that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: One four percent is a lot a small amount, I
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: guess though, a lot of people have second jobs.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Most Americans have one of these, but less than four
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: percent of Americans have two.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: What is it? Category? Stats and trends? Geez, I don't know.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I'm wives, dogs, Oh dogs, I'm gonna go with dogs.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You said, he says combined. But it's not material, it's
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: not something you can hold.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Man. Do you have any guesses? I thought I had
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: a good.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: One with the Most Americans have one of these, but
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: less than four percent of Americans have too.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: What is it bank account?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Correct answer is a middle name? Oh wow, a middle name.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: It's a really good question.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Very good, Thank you very much, well done, Thank you,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: thanks stump me, thank you.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: That's a really difficult thing. You know, jobs, cars, dogs, wives.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I think we're onto something.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Ye now, come to think of it. You know anybody
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: with two middle names?
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Some people have hyphenated middle names.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess they have councs too, probably four percent
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: of people.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what's done in trends?
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Ye. Are you ready to learn something? Not really,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: but I will anyway you want retaining let's go there
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: we go. Question number one?
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: All right, dude, Naval engineer Richard James created what popular toy?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in nineteen forty three?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Say it again? All right?
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Means Naval engineer Richard James created what popular toy? In Philadelphia,
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Pennsylvania in nineteen forty three? A toy created in nineteen
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: forty three. Oh jeez, that could be a bunch of things?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: What would be Really? This is a very this is
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: a very popular toy.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Is it it still around now? Yeah? Is it still
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: popular now? Probably not as popular. Is this a toy
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: that everybody back in the day like had? It's like,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it's not a three D printer? It can't be that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I can't be that now.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Naval engineer Richard James created what popular toy? In Philadelphia,
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Pennsylvania in nineteen forty three. I just learned that this
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: toy was created here. I was like, that's pretty cool.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: How popular is the toy?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Like? Read then? It was probably very popular? Would we
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: know what it is? Yes? Okay man, because this is hard.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: It could be a bunch of things. Lincoln Logs, mister.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Potato head due Lincoln Logs were dope, Los rocked.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: That's it got me through visiting my Nana's house. That
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: and Checkers we used to play. Anyway, I I really
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: don't want to hint lego stairs.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Stairs? Maybe it is a lego? Then? Oh? Would would
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: stairs make? Get off? That thought? Tracks? You would? Slinky slinky? Okay,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: come to think of it, I do kind of think
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I knew that slinkys were made in Philly. I didn't
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: know that. I kind of think I knew, just learned today.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have been able to do
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: that without the hint.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Thanks for the hint. You're welcome. All right. Great?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: This one's fun question too. Which country's capital is Bangkok?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Oh shit? I know this. I know this.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: It's a funny word, Bangkok. You talked about it before.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I dig that song murray Head. Don't you wish your
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: name was Murrayhead? One night in Bangkok? Mixed THEO.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know the words? Where's Bangkok? Netherlands? No? Oh
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: my god? Why is that funny? I guess I'm way off? Yeah, Bangkok.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna say this, I'm gonna be paid. I'm having
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: a heart attacker. Shut up? Ah wait, just can I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: give him a hint? Sure? Do you know what I
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: could go to my lifeline. On the second question, I'll
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: go to my lifeline. Thailand.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Thailand is right, Thailand? Yeah, Bangkok's in Thailand. Yeah, really
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: close to the Netherlands.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Rock and roll brother, Yeah, And who's the president of Thailand?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Fucking me? Wow? What did I think the Netherlands? Yeah?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I guess that's the question of the ages.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Actually, let's see if you know this one Jesus question three?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Don't Jesus me? You just got everything wrong too, that's fair.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I usually do.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: What do you call a substance that has a pH
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: below seven?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Like pH? Balance? You know? You know what a pH is?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: pH pH when something has like a pH something?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: It's a science question. Yeah, do you know what the
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: answer is?
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: No? I actually don't know. To read this again, what.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Do you call a substance that has a pH below seven?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I could make a guess. I have no idea. Tell
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: me what a pH is? A solid? No to find
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: define pH there, mister question Becker. It means potential of hydrogen.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: That's what pH is percentage of hydrogen potential. Oh did
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you look that up?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: I kind of remembered it, and then I looked it
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: up to be sure.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: So you're absolutely positive that's what? Yeah? What?
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: What what do you call a substance that has a
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: pH below seven?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Is it a drug? No?
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: No, You're never gonna get this. Yeah, no acid. You
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: kind of remember that now, right?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think pH? You think acid? Okay? I said,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of like a basic science.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I literally just asked, is it a drug? And you said, no,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: not that kind of acid?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: A no, try the one, but don't try the other.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: When not in Bangkok, I dropped some acid by murray head?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Question for how many thousands are in a million? All right?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: So I think a million? Like, if you write it
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: out is six zeros? Right one? This is a million?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: So how many thousands? Yeah? Do people like know this?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think the average person knows this? I don't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: think they know this.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I think most people have figured this out. How many
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: thousands are in a million? I think you're onto something, Joel.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: There's ten there's uh ten thousands, ten thousand? Have no
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I think you're I think trust trust your instincts. Uh,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: trust my instincts. One hundred.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Do you know what do you know? Do you know
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: how to do times tables with zeros?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: No anything? Times zero zero.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: So if you did ten times ten, what's the answer
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: ten times ten? You had to write that one down?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Huh? A hundred? Yeah? All right? Why is it one hundred?
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: How many zeros are in there? Two? Oh? All right?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Well you were how many onto that? Like you said that, Joel,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: there's six zeros in one thousand, in a million? So
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: how many thousands? So?
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: How many thousands? How many zeros are in a thousand?
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Six? Wait? Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: haven't in front of you heard little circles? Wait wait
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: wait wait those are zero the little circles. I've misheard you.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I misheard you. How many zeros are in a thousand? Three? Okay?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: How many zeros are in a million? A million? Six?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Okay? So what would you need to multiply?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what was so close? So close?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I want to stay on this. I think you could
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: get there.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Three zeros are in a thousand, and you need how
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: many more zeros you need to get to a million?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: So six? So it would be a thousand times a thousand.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: There's a thousand, a thousands and one million. So what's
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: the answer A thousand? I just said one k, one
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: k one klad. I know anyway, I don't like numbers.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: You did pretty bad, but you had to do. You
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: started it. You actually had the right formula. You were there,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: you just didn't finish the deal.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Se trust yourself. You're smarter than you give yourself credit for. Well,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just you know, just called me an idiot twenty minutes ago.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: That was then. This is now, people change.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: You just said, oh, now, I understand why you don't
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: get comedy because you said the joke.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: But you're being serious. That's exactly that was. Like. That
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: was like two hundred and ten seconds ago. Enough with
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: the numbers. It's time for you're not going to have
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: some of these. I want you popcorn. I hate popcorn
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: is like something I can't do. Fucking knew it.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Every time we have a snack on the show and
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: he's on, yeah, I remembers need him.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: A couple episodes ago, we had the McDonald's burgers that
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: you took one bite out of and threw the rest away.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: That was the most expensive episode. People are dying in
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: the strait of horror moves right now.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I don't have no food and you're throwing away McDonald's hamburgers.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Listen this is popcorn from Trader Joe's tangy, salty, smoky, spicy.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you, did you go to Trader Jose
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to get this? My friends went, why why do people
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: love Trader Joe so much? Well, here's the thing.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I don't usually like stuff that's too dressed up, Like
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: I don't like sodas that are like with cherry pepsi
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. I've never been into that kind
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: of stuff. Popcorn. I like playing popcorn or cheese popcorn.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: This is like spicy.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: It's pretty spicy, but it's got all that all that
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: flavor going on, and it's pretty good.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Pop you might like. I don't like pop popcorn. Is
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: it the consistency, it's the.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Spicy it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna explain why I don't like popcorn. It's
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: gonna make me sound like an absolute crazy person. Now
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: we have no Yeah, there's something I don't trust about
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: the process. Why what is it the violent explosion that
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: happens when heat is applied and it turns into some
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: quote unquote delicious treat m hm. It sounds like how
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: the universe was made a little bit the Big Bang.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't trust that's just a theory. Though,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: My god, where do you come up with this shit?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know? Man hes stoned right now. Tyler Rothrock's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: funny thing is too.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Popcorn is known as the universal snack, like everywhere in
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: every country, everybody loves yeh.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Another reason to not trust this stuff.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: And I don't like what. I don't like the little
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: things that get in my teeth. I agree, never get out.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: They've been in there since I was like seven. What
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: do you think Trader Joe's popcorn?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is good. I would never go to Trader Joe's.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I've been in Trader Joe's one time and I thought,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: what is the hype for this? It's all a bunch
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: of like fancy organic, expensive bullshit. M h yeah, what
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: do you go? Where do you shop?
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: He doesn't. Someone does it for him because he's a
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: k kind of guy.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You know. No, it's wrong, ok, guy, wrong. I shop
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: a Giant and I buy all the cheap stuff. You
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: know this true. I like Whole Foods because I like
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the like the salad bar and the hot bar. They
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: have like a good choice. Whole Foods is just like
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Trader joe though, is it not?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more pricey and I'm a grand guy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a grand guy. You can afford it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: And Wegman's dude, Wegmans, come on now. I love little
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: little Asian bar.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Thank god you said bar at the I know you're
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: going to say anyway, you got some stuff coming up.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Tyler Rothrock, comedian Extraordinary, Please play Yes.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Jude.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: May twenty third is a Saturday. I believe I'm at
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Rivals with Michael Turner. He's a really funny guy from
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: la who was just on Netflix The Kevin Hart Show.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: June fourth, I'm at Inkwell doing Petty Court with Chris
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: the pig Boy Freed and uh June nineteen time at
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: steel Stack's doing my live show, What's Wrong Awesome.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if my nickname was pig boy. Well,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: that's not his real name. I'm not. His real nick
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: name is pig Dick. Pig Dick. Here's what I did
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: to Chris Freed. I don't know if I want to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: know why.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I made it up because I wanted I wanted that
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: to be his nickname, and I knew he wouldn't correct
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: people because he's too nice, and I wanted to see
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: as a social experiment if I could make somebody's nickname
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: become pig Dick, and the answer is yes, I can.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: He's in the comedy scene.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: He is now unlike un ironically referred to as either
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Pig or Chrissy the Pig.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: A few people call him pig Dick, but he's mostly
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: called Christy the Pig. I did it, folks. Might be
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: my magnum opus. He doesn't know what that is.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Fine, Tyler Online at Tyler Condom Right.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Well, the magnums are Condom, but no can be like
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: a musical selection, right, like a big a big music.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the movie Mister Hollands Opus? Great movie? Cool?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 57:10
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• 57:22
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