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Are You Stupid? · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, jolling!
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm begging of you, please don't take my man.
• 0:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, please don't take him… Oh, she's okay.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Your beauty is…
• 0:31
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 348 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show.
• 0:37
  Testecleese: I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:38
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Ryan.
• 0:40
  Testecleese: And that was Jolene by Dolly Parton.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: And I know I screwed it up trying to mess with the vocals as I went, but,
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Dolly Parton died, dude.
• 0:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 0:55
  Testecleese: Like, choose the… Honestly, and everyone has even said it, she might have been the last thing that…
• 1:01
  Testecleese: everybody liked, you know what I mean?
• 1:04
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I saw some guy going nuts, like, oh, you Republicans aren't allowed to mourn her death. I was like, she was a fucking registered and outspoken Republican, she just wasn't a bitch.
• 1:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: Like, she lived in fucking Tennessee!
• 1:20
  Testecleese: Writing?
• 1:23
  Testecleese: As you said.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: These folks have no idea what they're arguing about, they didn't even bot… a simple Google search would have found this out, but they didn't care.
• 1:33
  Testecleese: But, yeah, she's gonna be admissible, she's 82 or something?
• 1:38
  Brian McFadden: I think she was younger than that. I think she was 80.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: Okay, maybe 80,
• 1:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, she'll be missed. Even if you weren't a country fan, you still knew Dolly Parton, even if it was just for her ta-tats, right?
• 1:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: And that's what she was most famous for, right?
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: Yup. Not our music.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: Anyway. Anyway… Okay, Jesus Christ.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: We've been recently talking about this flock camera thing, but in general, been trying to avoid it.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: But it's become such an issue that we can't avoid it. It's become… you know what I mean? It's everywhere.
• 2:25
  Testecleese: What's happening now?
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got,
• 2:31
  Brian McFadden: The flock announced band-aids meant to remedy the total predictable and widespread abuse of surveillance equipment, so they're trying to,
• 2:42
  Brian McFadden: play, what's the word I'm looking for?
• 2:48
  Testecleese: groundwork.
• 2:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to, you know…
• 2:53
  Brian McFadden: Solve the problem before the company goes bankrupt, basically.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Well, because people keep destroying their cameras, and they keep having to replace them?
• 3:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, and it's a PR nightmare, too, because, you know, people are gonna stop buying the cameras and using the cameras, too.
• 3:09
  Testecleese: Today, people are gonna stop buying them, it's not people buying them, it's governments buying them.
• 3:14
  Testecleese: Isn't it?
• 3:16
  Brian McFadden: Partly, yeah.
• 3:17
  Testecleese: Partly, like…
• 3:18
  Testecleese: I don't buy flock cameras, I just buy cameras for my home, you know what I mean? I have…
• 3:25
  Testecleese: Several cameras around my house, and it's not to view license plates
• 3:30
  Testecleese: Et cetera, et cetera, it's because I fuck… if a bear walks through my yard, I wanna know, Brian, that picture I sent you…
• 3:37
  Testecleese: Remember that one?
• 3:38
  Testecleese: There was a… Giant fucking bear.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: Right next to my garage, just chillin', wasn't he?
• 3:47
  Testecleese: I want to know if there's a bear coming through my property, so I know if…
• 3:51
  Testecleese: Do I gotta lock up my trash?
• 3:54
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Do I need to make sure that if I'm outside when it's dark, that I need to have a gun on me, etc?
• 4:01
  Testecleese: That's not a flock camera.
• 4:04
  Brian McFadden: Go.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: Maybe I can't afford flock, maybe, I don't know, maybe they do crazy things I've never heard of.
• 4:12
  Brian McFadden: Right, I don't know.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: from what I've heard is that, basically it's been used by police to stalk their ex, lover.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: Male and female.
• 4:21
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: It's been a big deal, actually, people finding out whether, you know, ex-girlfriend or their ex-boyfriend is, you know?
• 4:33
  Testecleese: I… I just…
• 4:34
  Testecleese: a lot of lawsuits on it already, and maybe this is what they're trying to do with this Band-Aid, is to…
• 4:40
  Testecleese: Make sure cops can't… use this frivolously somehow, you know what I mean?
• 4:47
  Testecleese: Maybe you should need a fucking warrant to access the flock cameras, how's that?
• 4:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, that'd be good.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: That's… that actually sounds fair, doesn't it? It's all there, but you cannot access it without a warrant. You can only see what your warrant is for.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 5:07
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, like, Big Brother's watching you, you know?
• 5:12
  Testecleese: And that's a possible show title. You're already typing it in, aren't you?
• 5:15
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: You're like, yep, yo, he quoted Orlov!
• 5:24
  Testecleese: It's funny, too, because I've seen a lot of people say it's Orwellian.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: But they had no idea what Orwellian meant.
• 5:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: I've actually asked them, I was like, what do you mean by Orwellian? And he's like, I don't know, it's weird, unusual. I was like, do you know Orwell was a guy? Like, an actual person who wrote books?
• 5:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, 1984.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: That was one of them, that was an amazing book, wasn't it?
• 5:48
  Testecleese: But he…
• 5:49
  Testecleese: I wish I could mention… I wish I could remember another one he did, but I read, like, 3 of his books.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: Just, like, shit.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: Who did Fahrenheit for… Ray Bradbury.
• 6:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Bright Riderberry.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: No, no, no, not Fahrenheit 451.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Obviously. Ray Bradbury.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: wrote Fahrenheit 451.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: Have you read the book?
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think I've made it through that one.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: It's… no, it's only, like, 130 pages or something, and it's like a… small…
• 6:25
  Testecleese: small book, whatever, it's not, like, huge either. It's about, basically, books are illegal.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: And, Fahrenheit 451 is where paper burns, and they would come into your house and burn everything to destroy all the paper, because you're not allowed to write things down.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: And I read, like, 3 more of his books, and I was like, oh, everything else he wrote was, like, sci-fi…
• 6:50
  Testecleese: fantasy fiction, you know what I mean?
• 6:53
  Testecleese: I'm like, yeah, alright, but I just… I was so moved by Fahrenheit 451.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: For real, dude, it's… Can't be expensive, I'm certain you can get it everywhere.
• 7:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: It's not a long book.
• 7:06
  Testecleese: Very easy read.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: Shit, I also recommend, you read The Outsiders.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: If you've never read that one.
• 7:16
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's about, the social elites and the greasers.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: Back in, like, the 50s.
• 7:27
  Testecleese: Good, good book.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: Hey, funny, I, meant to bring this up last week, Brian.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: We heard about this Air Force major getting arrested. What the fuck is going on? I meant to bring it up last week, I forgot.
• 7:46
  Testecleese: And apparently, shit's happening. What's happening? And this is DO, D.O.W, not…
• 7:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, this is… yeah, this is the DOW, which is the proper jurisdiction for it. He's being brought up under charges of, I believe, sedition under the UCMJ.
• 8:05
  Testecleese: Sedition!
• 8:08
  Testecleese: Shit! That's actually a serious charge.
• 8:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because… Because he defamed the President of the United States while in uniform and on active duty.
• 8:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: While in uniform is the most offensive part of this, isn't it?
• 8:24
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 8:25
  Testecleese: Had he not said I'm a United States Air Force Major, in his uniform, I might have said.
• 8:33
  Testecleese: Hand him a $150 fine, tell him to shut the fuck up, right?
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: The fact that he's in uniform, man, it's…
• 8:41
  Testecleese: You're saying the military is dissenting against the president, and that is not something that is allowed to happen. That's the entire point of this law, right?
• 8:48
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 8:50
  Testecleese: So what's he looking at?
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: It's undetermined at this point.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: Sedition is a military officer.
• 9:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: Could you imagine?
• 9:03
  Testecleese: How… how shitty he will feel.
• 9:08
  Testecleese: Sitting in Leavensworth.
• 9:11
  Testecleese: Because he said something stupid that he didn't have to say, you know? Well, I'm fighting the good fight. No, you're not.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: No, no, you're not. You're gonna sit in prison, and no one's… everyone's gonna forget who you were in 6 months.
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:28
  Testecleese: And I see you're wearing an American flag shirt.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: It's not an actual American flag, it's a VFW red shirt for Friday, sure.
• 9:37
  Brian McFadden: It just got stars and stripes on it. It's in no way even resembles an American flag, so…
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Oh, I just see the stars in the blue field, and yeah, I see it's all shredded up. Speak… by the way, VFW need a reference to get in, right?
• 9:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 9:54
  Testecleese: No, that was just, American Legion.
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't even think the American League… I mean, you…
• 10:01
  Testecleese: I had to be brought in and… brought up for membership at American Legion, I believe.
• 10:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, your name's gonna… once you go in and fill out an application, you're… it's gonna… you're gonna have you voted on by the people at the meeting, but you don't have to ask.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: voted on.
• 10:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: Why vote on it? Shouldn't my DD214, showing that I'm a veteran of a foreign war be good enough?
• 10:24
  Brian McFadden: Formality. It's a… it's a… thing.
• 10:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: Because I keep thinking about.
• 10:30
  Brian McFadden: No, but I have yet to find anybody that got voted down.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Right.
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: GFW membership. And I actually go to most of the membership meetings, so…
• 10:38
  Testecleese: It's about a 40-minute drive from where I am, and here's VMW.
• 10:42
  Testecleese: I say nearest. The only one I know around here.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: I'm tempted to, become a member, but, their monthly dues?
• 10:53
  Brian McFadden: You can do it two ways. There's, annual dues.
• 10:57
  Brian McFadden: Which is, like, $45 a year, or you can do lifetime, which is pretty reasonable. It's a lot more reasonable than the American Legion. It's in the hundreds of dollars, not the thousands of dollars.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 11:09
  Brian McFadden: Because, like, for my lifetime dues, it was, like… $425, I think.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: Okay, so kind of like what the wife did with the NRA, she was offered a monthly
• 11:20
  Testecleese: membership, or lifetime membership, and it was, like, 20 bucks a month, and then, like, lifetime was, like, $400 a month. She's like, well, obviously, I'm not $400 a month.
• 11:30
  Brian McFadden: For 400 total.
• 11:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's like, obviously I'm gonna pay 400 now!
• 11:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 11:37
  Testecleese: And now they're sending her shit.
• 11:38
  Testecleese: Every now… she donates too, don't get me wrong.
• 11:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: Every now and then, they send her, like, a leather jacket.
• 11:45
  Brian McFadden: Meh?
• 11:45
  Testecleese: And a right…
• 11:47
  Testecleese: shit, this is nuts! And it's funny, because when we went on the cruise, she used her NRA bag she got from the NRA.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: And we went through security, I was like, watch, this is gonna start shit. Your NRA bag in New Jersey.
• 12:01
  Brian McFadden: Getting on a plane, right? Yeah.
• 12:04
  Testecleese: And the guy's like, hey, man, look at this! I was like, here it comes. He goes, I got the same fucking bag!
• 12:10
  Testecleese: Nice, dude!
• 12:14
  Testecleese: He's like, he's like, yeah, you gotta, you gotta just be a lifetime member and donate occasionally, right? She's like, yeah, yeah.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: I just thought it was wild, I was like, shit, even in New Jersey, people friggin' lifetime members of the NRA, you know?
• 12:31
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, we talked about this before, didn't we?
• 12:37
  Testecleese: a sheriff? Like.
• 12:40
  Testecleese: basically seized ballots for a vote a couple years ago, I guess, or a year ago, in California, right?
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: We talked about this before, and now… More shit's getting involved.
• 12:56
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what's going on. I'm not even sure why he sees these ballots, honestly.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: None of it makes sense. It sounds like he's trying to either prove Fraud.
• 13:10
  Testecleese: Or that the elections are free and fair.
• 13:14
  Testecleese: But why would you hold onto the ballots if you were trying to prove the elections were free and fair, right?
• 13:21
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 13:22
  Brian McFadden: That's a very good question.
• 13:25
  Testecleese: You can't find it either, can you?
• 13:27
  Testecleese: the actual argument in there. No. I read it, like, 3 times, I was like, I don't understand exactly what's happening here, and I'm not sure I care, honestly.
• 13:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:37
  Testecleese: Like, whatever election that was, was already lost, or whatever, and…
• 13:42
  Testecleese: You know as well as I, even if you prove that there was cheating in an election.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: nothing's going to happen. It's already too late to do anything about it.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: Seriously, what?
• 13:55
  Testecleese: what, they're gonna pull a Congress person out of Congress and put someone else in all of a sudden because they found out there was cheating in the election?
• 14:05
  Brian McFadden: Not likely.
• 14:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, what…
• 14:09
  Brian McFadden: That would mean Congress would actually have to get off their butt and do something.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: And I understand, maybe you want to prove it's happening to try to prevent it in the future, but…
• 14:19
  Testecleese: this… this sheriff is about to go to prison in California, from what I understand is.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: There's all sorts of legal ambiguity.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: He's allowed to do what he's doing legally, but he's also not allowed.
• 14:35
  Testecleese: At the same time, and the court is trying to say… One thing, you know?
• 14:42
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, the state's trying to say one thing.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: The county, or whatever the fuck, I don't know.
• 14:47
  Testecleese: And,
• 14:49
  Testecleese: The courts haven't been involved yet, because they're still reading it like, fuck, there's actually no answer to this, you know?
• 14:58
  Testecleese: But, even if there's no answer to that.
• 15:01
  Testecleese: Doesn't mean I understand what the fuck the issue is.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Right?
• 15:05
  Brian McFadden: Riot.
• 15:08
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: I just thought I'd bring it up, it… well, it's something we talked about before, and…
• 15:14
  Testecleese: I don't know, do you know what's happening with why he sees his ballots? Is he trying to prove that the wrong person got the seat?
• 15:23
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 15:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: I grab… I gotta grab a beer.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: Oh, this is a big issue, Brian. And, first of all, I'm getting pissed off that they're calling it Marine One.
• 15:41
  Brian McFadden: Who's on board?
• 15:43
  Testecleese: What?
• 15:44
  Brian McFadden: He was on board.
• 15:45
  Testecleese: Doesn't fucking matter, it's always Air Force One if the President of the United States is on an aircraft. It's always Air Force One.
• 15:52
  Brian McFadden: I've always done that, they've always called it Marine One.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: I understand that…
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know what you're saying, I know what you're saying.
• 15:58
  Testecleese: Obviously, the United States gets into my dual prop plane with me. That is Air Force One, and you know it, right?
• 16:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep,
• 16:05
  Testecleese: But apparently, we're having a real issue with the fucking military, communicating with civilians.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, that ain't…
• 16:15
  Testecleese: We might.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: Air traffic control… Air traffic control never heard the call, and they're now blaming it on construction at the White House.
• 16:27
  Brian McFadden: So, yeah, it's crazy. This is happening far too often in the DC area.
• 16:34
  Brian McFadden: It was!
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Well, 100% honesty, last time we heard about this happening was, the woman Right?
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: That was true.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: flying the helicopter, and the whole DEI thing came up.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: It definitely did, I'm certain we talked about it, even if I don't remember it.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: But this… I don't know if this is a woman or not. Apparently, Reagan was saying that it was, like, patchy and didn't come through properly.
• 17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:03
  Testecleese: We need to figure something out better. No, you don't use their fucking channel for ever, ever. Every other air traffic control. How about…
• 17:12
  Testecleese: A giant fucking red light illuminates in the room, says the president's taking off.
• 17:18
  Brian McFadden: Fuck it.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: everything else.
• 17:20
  Brian McFadden: I mean, hit the button, the light comes on, and you're good to go, you know?
• 17:25
  Brian McFadden: Shut the planes down, their president's taken off.
• 17:30
  Testecleese: And the helicopter only takes a…
• 17:33
  Testecleese: A couple minutes to get off the ground and stop moving, right?
• 17:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we had that helicopter crash, shit, less than a year ago, right? When a whole bunch of people died?
• 17:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: Man, something's gotta be done, and I'm…
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Maybe it is a communication error, and if that's the case, then I'm sorry that I said DEI hires.
• 18:04
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what the answer is, but either way, at this point, two… two within a couple months.
• 18:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that is very good.
• 18:13
  Testecleese: one involved the President of the United States at the same airport.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: Something needs to be changed.
• 18:19
  Testecleese: And oh, I don't like Trump. I don't give a shit if you like Trump, but I'm still the president.
• 18:25
  Testecleese: like… Even if it's you, yourself, as president.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: We need to protect the president.
• 18:35
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 18:40
  Testecleese: the whole Secret Service thing, right? Well, I say the whole Secret Service…
• 18:45
  Testecleese: That's not the only thing they do.
• 18:47
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not their main thing either.
• 18:50
  Testecleese: No, counterfeiting is, isn't it?
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: I remember bringing that up, it's funny, I brought that up to the wife today. I was like, I brought up how what the Secret Service does isn't…
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Their main job isn't protecting the president.
• 19:02
  Testecleese: And she goes, no, I know that, but what is… what is it? It's like, bootlegging or something stupid? And I was like, counterfeiting. But, I was like, oh, alright. And I was like, yeah, I brought this up on the show once, and Brian looked at me, he's like, holy fuck, I thought that was… their job, was to protect the president!
• 19:19
  Testecleese: Or maybe it was Claire.
• 19:21
  Brian McFadden: Probably Claire. I don't know, I mean, I thought… I think I always knew it was counterpointing, but, you know.
• 19:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's crazy, because… but I remember when, he got shot.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: And there was, like, a 5'2 woman.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Trying to use her body to protect the President of the United States. What is he, 6'4"?
• 19:42
  Testecleese: Is it?
• 19:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was insane.
• 19:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, this is ridiculous, and she looked at the girl from Napoleon Dynamite, did you know that? Notice that?
• 19:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: laughed my ass off of that. And then another woman ducked behind the president for protection.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: It's like, this is literally your job, is to get shot instead of him.
• 20:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:12
  Brian McFadden: When you're on presidential detail, that's your… just your main job, is to protect the president.
• 20:17
  Testecleese: You know… Yeah, yes, that's your… no, your only job is to protect the president. They have automatic pistols, you know that? These assholes carry automatic pistols.
• 20:29
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't realize that.
• 20:30
  Testecleese: Yes, to stop a threat against the president. There's a switch, just like an actual assault rifle.
• 20:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 20:38
  Testecleese: And flip it to full auto.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Weapons you and I are not allowed to own.
• 20:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: And I understand that. But at the same time, the, NFA is coming apart, and Trump's doing it on purpose. And I like it.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: Dude, you could buy a suppressor now, and you don't even have to fucking register that shit anymore.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: And you know that was on purpose.
• 21:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: They sat there and waited for someone to sue, saying, hey, you can't have a tax stamp and zero tax.
• 21:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: It's like, what's the stamp for, then? That's just a registry, and that's explicitly outlined, that's against the law.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: I swear they did it on purpose.
• 21:27
  Testecleese: Don't…
• 21:28
  Testecleese: I don't think Trump's the smartest man in the world, actually. I think he's very boisterous and full of himself.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, is…
• 21:38
  Testecleese: why I like Trump. And it's not that, like all of his policies, I think he's fucking hilarious.
• 21:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:47
  Testecleese: No, and… I got into an argument with someone today about this, and I was like.
• 21:52
  Testecleese: Well, online, obviously, it doesn't happen here.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: I was like, I just think he's hilarious.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: I was like, Canada decided to bail out of the agreement we had.
• 22:02
  Testecleese: And he's like, oh, okay, fuck you. Lake Ontario's now Lake America. And I was like, this is… this is so petty and insignificant.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: That it makes me laugh my ass off, you know?
• 22:15
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 22:16
  Testecleese: Right, just like the Gulf of America!
• 22:23
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, back to America. Let's make America great again, Brian. Ford!
• 22:29
  Testecleese: It's coming back!
• 22:31
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: They coming back to Detroit, or what?
• 22:35
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure, I haven't heard that, so I timed it out.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Why not? Why wouldn't they? Honest? 100% question, dude.
• 22:45
  Brian McFadden: Cause they can…
• 22:46
  Testecleese: if…
• 22:46
  Brian McFadden: They do business cheaper in other states?
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Oh, isn't that why they moved overseas? Oh, the tariffs!
• 22:55
  Testecleese: Oh, look at that! Look at that! The tariffs are working, and they're not moving to blue states, they're moving to red states, because it costs less to do business.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: You… you know as a fact, as well as I do, that Ford would love to go back to Detroit, wouldn't they?
• 23:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Testecleese: bring Motor City back. Why isn't that a campaign in Michigan, honestly?
• 23:20
  Testecleese: But for real, why isn't that… Why isn't a Republican?
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Running on bringing jobs into Michigan.
• 23:28
  Testecleese: Bring back Motor City.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: We're gonna build all the fucking cars!
• 23:34
  Testecleese: Too many people want welfare, I guess?
• 23:40
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 23:43
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: It just seems like Michigan would make so much money if they started making half of the fucking country's cars, wouldn't it?
• 23:59
  Testecleese: You know what a car costs, you know what a… you probably have a general idea of what a car costs to.
• 24:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I haven't bought a new one in a long time, or even a used one in a long time, but yeah, they're super expensive these days.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… shit. I bought one new car in my life, I'll never do it again.
• 24:19
  Testecleese: I bought… I bought a, 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt.
• 24:29
  Testecleese: It worked alright.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: But it was… Shit, it was supposed to be in the updated Cavalier.
• 24:36
  Brian McFadden: One of the reasons why Ford's bringing it back is because it's being made in China, and there's a 52.5% tariff on anything coming from China.
• 24:46
  Testecleese: There you go, the tariffs worked, it brought… it brought Ford back. There we go.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Isn't this… isn't this exactly what Trump said he was trying to do?
• 24:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. He didn't… it doesn't say in this article where it's gonna be built, but they're gonna… it's gonna be a few years before…
• 25:06
  Testecleese: You gotta build a facility.
• 25:07
  Brian McFadden: In 2030. And you gotta re… even if you have an existing facility, you've gotta bring in new equipment to outfit it to do these Lincoln, what is it? The Lincoln…
• 25:20
  Testecleese: It's linked.
• 25:21
  Brian McFadden: Lincoln Nautilus.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Lincoln's what they're… only… the only vehicle they're bringing back is the Lincoln, right?
• 25:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Well, maybe this is a test run, see how it works. You know what I mean?
• 25:32
  Testecleese: And then open one up for F150, 350, $250, etc, you know what I mean?
• 25:39
  Brian McFadden: Last year, they sold 34,000 Lincoln Nautilus in the United States alone.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise. Do people have that much money?
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, people that are buying Lincolns, yeah, they got a little bit of money.
• 25:55
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 25:57
  Testecleese: Right?
• 25:59
  Testecleese: It's funny, because there's Ford… Lincoln's an independent
• 26:05
  Testecleese: think tank, I think? What do you want to call it? They're their own…
• 26:12
  Testecleese: Lincoln is separate from Ford, but Ford owns it, is from what I understand.
• 26:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, Ram is separate from, Dodge, but they sell under Dodge, you know?
• 26:26
  Testecleese: So maybe this is a Lincoln decision, not a Ford decision.
• 26:31
  Brian McFadden: I think it… it's probably a little bit of both, because of the tariffs alone.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: It's gonna cost us less money to make goods.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me, I got a coffee.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, I already mentioned, Lake… Lake America.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: Dude, apparently Trump's doing a fucking IndyCar race in DC?
• 26:59
  Brian McFadden: He already did it! It was last weekend.
• 27:02
  Testecleese: How did I miss this? How did… how did this know…
• 27:05
  Brian McFadden: It was like…
• 27:06
  Brian McFadden: at $250, because Adam Schiff was freaking out about taxpayer money being used on it, and if he would have dug a little deeper, it was 99% privately funded. All that DC had to pay for was crowd control for police and fire.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, like, Dunlop or someone.
• 27:29
  Testecleese: Some… something like a tire company, I'm not…
• 27:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 27:34
  Testecleese: paid for the entire event. And basically, the city only had… exactly, only had to pay for emergency crews just in case.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: How much money came in?
• 27:44
  Testecleese: Why… again, why didn't I hear about this, dude?
• 27:48
  Testecleese: I would've watched this shit on TV!
• 27:50
  Brian McFadden: And the viewing on the numbers for on TV was horrible.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: There's no new about it!
• 27:57
  Testecleese: You gotta announce this shit, you gotta put it out.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: I would've watched it.
• 28:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, they were all… exactly, he was all butthurt, like, the government's paying for all this shit. It's like, the government's not paying for it, it's privately funded, just like the fucking ballroom you're all butthurt about. I don't understand the issue with the ballroom.
• 28:19
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't understand the argument.
• 28:24
  Testecleese: they keep yelling taxpayer dollars, and the judge stops it, and it's like, it's privately funded. Another judge says, go ahead and do it, it's not taxpayer dollars. Then another judge stops it because, fuck taxpayer dollars! It's like, I don't understand.
• 28:40
  Testecleese: What the fuck is happening? It's… it's pissing me up to the point where I ride to put my fist through a fucking wall, dude. And I don't even give a shit. I don't even give a shit about the ballroom. It's the sheer fact that no one seems to know what the fucking law is!
• 28:59
  Testecleese: Sorry, I'm glad I moved to West Virginia, dude.
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: On a mountaintop away from everything, didn't I?
• 29:06
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: I just… people are fucking stupid.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: They really are.
• 29:21
  Testecleese: Okay, Ontario… oh, shit.
• 29:25
  Testecleese: Two kids… two people died in Pennsylvania.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: From, measles.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: One was, an infant? Yeah.
• 29:41
  Testecleese: One's an infinite, one's older.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: This apparently is… From what I hear from the governor, this is the first time in 35 years
• 29:52
  Testecleese: Someone has died of measles in Pennsylvania.
• 29:59
  Testecleese: I just wanna say that… I understand you're weary of vaccinations after COVID, but… Vaccinations that work?
• 30:10
  Testecleese: do it. Like, measles is real. It's not the flu. You know what I mean?
• 30:19
  Testecleese: And what's even funnier is the people that are the most anti-vaccine, like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, immediately demanded we all get vaccines. They're like, oh, it causes autism.
• 30:32
  Testecleese: And now we're fucking Nazis, because I didn't want to get stuck with an experimental drug, you know?
• 30:41
  Testecleese: But for real, measles vaccines?
• 30:44
  Testecleese: We know it works. We know it works. Just like polio, right?
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 30:52
  Testecleese: What do you think… what do you think of this? We've seen a measles upspike since COVID, haven't we?
• 30:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: Is it because people aren't vaccinating their kids because of COVID?
• 31:05
  Brian McFadden: Partly, I mean, people don't trust the government anymore because of COVID.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Here's the problem, Brian, is, not the problem.
• 31:16
  Testecleese: The difference between you is I never trusted the government.
• 31:21
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I hold onto my Second Amendment rights, because I don't trust the government. That's the entire reason for that amendment, isn't it?
• 31:31
  Testecleese: No, but he's not gonna lie to you.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Shit, have you heard arc theory?
• 31:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Ark, A-R-K, like Noah's Ark.
• 31:44
  Testecleese: There's this theory right now that we are mass importing people
• 31:50
  Testecleese: from all around the world to, get the, quote, best, which I understand you and I would say they're not the best, but the sheer fact that they got here means something.
• 32:01
  Testecleese: And then we nuke the rest of the world.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: And then there's only 500 million people on the planet, and we can spread back out and start over.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: with all this diversity and, different mindsets, etc. I just… I found it very interesting.
• 32:21
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: Where are we anyway?
• 32:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: Kaylee Earhart, you hear about her?
• 32:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: Right after we all heard about Lindsey Clancy, which, by the way, Lindsey Clancy, Check this out.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: What, I've been here almost 3 years?
• 32:48
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 32:49
  Testecleese: when she killed her children in Duxbury, Massachusetts, I lived…
• 32:57
  Testecleese: In the town that bordered it.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: And I heard nothing about it until recently.
• 33:05
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: But anyway… News came about this Lindsey Clancy thing.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: And then this other woman, Kaylee Earhart, or whatever, she's accused of,
• 33:20
  Testecleese: I say accused. She did it, but I'm not allowed to say that.
• 33:25
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 33:26
  Testecleese: Cutting 3 of her children's throats.
• 33:30
  Testecleese: Two of them died, one survived, believe it or not.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: I don't know, man.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: It sounds to me like she should be gutted like a fucking deer, and then strung up and hangs with her own fucking intestines, you know?
• 33:52
  Testecleese: Where do you stand on, killing your own kids?
• 33:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're like.
• 34:00
  Brian McFadden: It's a horrible baby.
• 34:01
  Testecleese: Right?
• 34:02
  Brian McFadden: I think it's a horrible… I don't even know why there's an argument about it, you know? It's…
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: It makes no sense.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: my mind.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, North Dakota, I believe.
• 34:17
  Testecleese: Is where, where this happened.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: I'm just curious why this hasn't hit the news like Lindsey Clancy has.
• 34:29
  Testecleese: I mean, it's out there, but there's no… not a whole bunch of people… You know what I mean?
• 34:35
  Testecleese: born like this?
• 34:38
  Testecleese: By the way, I just want to bring up Lindsey Clancy has raised over a million dollars in GoFundMe for her court defense, which ended today, by the way. Jury is deliberating.
• 34:48
  Brian McFadden: Right, didn't they start deliberating yesterday, I thought?
• 34:51
  Testecleese: Yes, 9 women on the jury, so let's see how this goes.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: Fair enough.
• 35:02
  Testecleese: Sorry, I forgot, I lost my train of thought.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: I can go on and on about Lindsey Clancy's shit, because it just… it pisses me off to no end that anyone could ever say she's not…
• 35:14
  Brian McFadden: Not guilty.
• 35:15
  Testecleese: And it's one…
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: Why is it taking so long to deliberate it, you know? It's crazy.
• 35:22
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: I mean… I am willing to accept the argument that women are over-prescribed drugs.
• 35:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep, we had this conversation.
• 35:30
  Testecleese: Didn't… didn't we? Exactly.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: Don't take the fucking drugs! And Lindsay apparently was out,
• 35:40
  Testecleese: Doctor shopping, because she, by the way, did you know she was a labor and delivery nurse?
• 35:46
  Brian McFadden: No, I did not.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay. You can go ahead and look that up if you want, doesn't matter.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: She was a labor and delivery nurse at the hospital where my children were born and I was born.
• 36:01
  Testecleese: If anyone had access, to medicine.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: For postpartum, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, it's a labor and delivery nurse.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: If even she can't get the help she needs, then I'm… and they're gonna kill their fucking kids, maybe women shouldn't be allowed to have custody of the children at all.
• 36:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: This is just… This is nuts!
• 36:31
  Testecleese: I'm not even kidding you, I told my father yesterday, talking about this, I told him, if you killed my kids, I would fucking kill you.
• 36:39
  Testecleese: And he's like, oh, I would expect you to. I was like, okay, we're on the same page here, you know?
• 36:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, this is the town next to me, and I lived there when it happened.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: And I'm furious.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: That people are saying she's…
• 36:57
  Testecleese: Not even not guilty, it's one thing to say not guilty because she's fucking nuts.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: But this thing, she's innocent.
• 37:05
  Testecleese: They're even blaming the husband.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: It was his fault, he was always away at work. Motherfucker, quit… started working from home.
• 37:18
  Testecleese: Because of the third kid. And then… and then she fired the nanny after her third kid.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: Because… yes, yes, nanny!
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 37:31
  Testecleese: After the third gig, she decided to leave her job and stay home with her kids.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: So she can fucking kill them!
• 37:38
  Brian McFadden: Bad idea.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: I know, dude, I'm… alright.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: I'm ready to talk about white privilege.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: You know, rich, rich white woman, South Shore, Massachusetts, in Duxbury, I guarantee you her house is worth $800,000, maybe…
• 38:01
  Testecleese: 40% chance, 900 to 1.2.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: 20% chance, up to $5 million is…
• 38:12
  Testecleese: Just… just because I know Duxbury. Like I said, I grew up next to… I went to Duxbury… I've dated girls in Duxbury, you know what I mean?
• 38:20
  Testecleese: I've been there. We called it Deluxebury, I'm not kidding you.
• 38:26
  Testecleese: She was a fucking labor and delivery nurse, so she had money out the ass.
• 38:32
  Testecleese: She had access to all the drugs.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: She was doctor shopping, by the way, it turns out. She went and found doctors that would give her…
• 38:44
  Testecleese: Powerful psychotrop, psychotropic drugs?
• 38:48
  Testecleese: without therapy.
• 38:50
  Testecleese: That's why she was allegedly on 10 at a time, but it turns out they did a toxicology report when she was arrested.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: She had less than a child dose of Tylenol in her system.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: So it wasn't the drugs.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: And what, she heard voices? The voices told her. Apparently, the voices showed up just as she sent her husband to the furthest part of town she could find, that she googled!
• 39:23
  Testecleese: And stopped as soon as her kids were dead.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: Never before, never since.
• 39:30
  Brian McFadden: That's… no.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: And it's been three fucking years. Three and a half years. The voices never came back?
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: They should've.
• 39:42
  Testecleese: Sorry, no. You know what? No. Fuck. Fuck, fuck it all!
• 39:46
  Testecleese: She's in Plymouth right now, I'm certain. She's… is she still sitting in jail, or is she,
• 39:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 39:53
  Testecleese: R-O-R.
• 39:55
  Brian McFadden: I doubt she's out on ROR. She might be out on bail, but not ROR. No way a judge has given her ROR for killing her own kids.
• 40:04
  Brian McFadden: I would think. But hey, this is Massachusetts, so stranger things have happened.
• 40:09
  Testecleese: Well, I say driver two and a half hours north, right up the fucking coast, right up 95, right?
• 40:15
  Brian McFadden: to New York State?
• 40:17
  Testecleese: No, no, no, right up the coast.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: Boom, through Boston, up, up through, up into Salem.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: And then right over to Danvers.
• 40:28
  Testecleese: And then we fucking find out if she's a witch.
• 40:31
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: Let's see if she floats or sinks.
• 40:36
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 40:36
  Testecleese: suppressor.
• 40:37
  Brian McFadden: There's a good chance she… if she, yeah.
• 40:40
  Testecleese: float!
• 40:41
  Brian McFadden: The voices went away, so maybe she cured it with a little witchcraft.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, man, this… this is why the witch trials happened, you know that, right?
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yep.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Okay, okay, move on, I'm sorry, I'm just… this… this one story pisses me off so much that the entire… it pisses me off that the entire country is saying, what the fuck is wrong with her?
• 41:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, in other great killing news, a man killed 8 of his relatives, including 4 children, as they gathered for Sunday dinner at a home outside of Billings, Montana.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Brian McFadden: Weeks after his parents asked him to move out.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: So he loses his shit and killed that one.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: This guy was a 44-year-old. He should have moved out of his house a long time ago.
• 41:30
  Testecleese: He killed a 7-year-old, and what, a 92-year-old or something stupid?
• 41:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep, great-grandmother in her 90s, who used a wheelchair, to a 7-year-old girl.
• 41:41
  Testecleese: So as soon as he was told, hey, go be a man, he killed his entire family and himself.
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: I'm pissed he killed himself. I hate that…
• 41:53
  Brian McFadden: No, they take the easy way out.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, bunch of pussies, right?
• 41:59
  Testecleese: I don't know a better word. Coward? No. Coward doesn't cover it. Pussy.
• 42:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 42:06
  Brian McFadden: A coward is too, lenient on him, too light.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. No, and I don't want them dead. I want them fucking chained to a goddamn wall, where people can walk by and piss.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: them.
• 42:20
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? For the rest of his life.
• 42:25
  Testecleese: I don't understand why this is becoming a thing.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: Maybe it's been a thing, and we haven't noticed, and maybe we need to stop paying attention.
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: But, Walt, like the kid did, Lin we've been seeing in schools that you and I have been covering diligently, haven't we?
• 42:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. Well, I've had an interesting, take on schools since I was… I've been… I started subbing this week, and oh!
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Oh, damn.
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: I was in the… I was in the, I was in… I was, no, not that, not that. On a less sensitive subject. But it's going back to your shootings.
• 43:02
  Brian McFadden: Because I was in a seventh grade this afternoon as a helper for one student, and they were going over different drills. They were going over the lockdown drills, and the tornado drills, and all the different drills.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: drills.
• 43:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the shooting drills, you know? And the teacher basically said she would hope that eventually society would get back to the day when they wouldn't have to do these stupid drills and even talk about them anymore, because…
• 43:28
  Brian McFadden: It used to be that way back in the day. And one of the kids raised their hands, and I'll write Esther, did you have to do these drills when you were a kid?
• 43:37
  Brian McFadden: It's like, no.
• 43:39
  Brian McFadden: No, we didn't. And I didn't even have to do them when I… she said, like, the first couple years she was a teacher. She didn't have to worry about the drills either.
• 43:47
  Brian McFadden: And then you had the other kid that was trying to be a know-it-all, and he's like, well, I'm gonna defend myself, you know? I don't care what you tell me, I'm gonna defend myself.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: Oh, you're going to prison then. Oh, oh, oh, or even worse, are you…
• 43:58
  Brian McFadden: Dan, you're gonna hurt me.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: men.
• 44:00
  Brian McFadden: You might… they might kill you, or you might cause harm to other classes.
• 44:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, you just unlocked the door, right? Yeah.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: To fistbite a gunman.
• 44:10
  Brian McFadden: Not happening, you know? But it was an interesting take on it, because, you know, I've been out of the schools for 39 years, you know, and now I'm coming back in, and, you know, I already had to do all that training online, but listening to the students project things on that stuff, you know?
• 44:27
  Testecleese: Be the conservative?
• 44:30
  Testecleese: For real, and not even try to act conservative, but because, hey, if we're that worried about school shootings, maybe, like, qualified,
• 44:41
  Testecleese: Gun-owning teachers can carry.
• 44:45
  Brian McFadden: They may have that in Michigan already, I just don't know it, so…
• 44:48
  Testecleese: Well, if it is, maybe you should go get a gun. I know it sounds weird.
• 44:53
  Testecleese: But if they're worried about school shootings.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: Fucking be the hero for never having to do anything, alright?
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:02
  Testecleese: I'll confront that motherfucker, don't worry!
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: Are you right?
• 45:08
  Testecleese: And meanwhile, I go, Jesus Christ, he has a fucking rifle! You know? I don't think people understand the difference between a rifle and a handgun.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: No, no, -
• 45:19
  Testecleese: A handgun's not going through steel, a rifle is gonna leave a hole and kill the deer behind it.
• 45:26
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Alright, what's up next? Or…
• 45:32
  Brian McFadden: Virginia.
• 45:33
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, what's happening in West Virginia?
• 45:38
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, a woman, was working at this small business in, Morgenstown.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: She's apparently been, wiring herself money from the company. She's been charging expenses and putting it directly in her account.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: She's been brought up on federal charges, she's been sentenced… And here's crazy.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: It was less than $300,000?
• 46:10
  Testecleese: Which, don't get me wrong, That's a lot of money, right?
• 46:16
  Testecleese: Especially small business trying to get going.
• 46:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Testecleese: But she is now sentenced to 46 months, that's almost 4 years.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Was it worth? Boy, is he alive?
• 46:30
  Testecleese: for $300,000?
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: And if it was, why didn't you just fucking earn $300,000 in 4 years, right?
• 46:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 46:44
  Testecleese: Oh, I'll just steal it, no, no notice. You don't think someone checked the books and said, where the fuck did all this money go?
• 46:51
  Brian McFadden: Eventually, somebody's gonna check the books, you know?
• 46:54
  Testecleese: Oh, no account.
• 46:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Brian McFadden: Where's the… who's… who owns that account?
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Three dudes, actually have been sentenced for, federal gun charges, another federal issue.
• 47:11
  Testecleese: Again, we don't have a shit ton of crime around here, and if it is, it's usually, like, domestic issues.
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: Or… or, A feud between two people that results in, someone getting shot.
• 47:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:28
  Testecleese: But 3 dudes in Martinsburg, once again,
• 47:33
  Testecleese: they're looking for… they're looking at… I'm saying looking at… they're gonna serve 6 years in prison, 5 years, depending on whom it is.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: They were trafficking illegal firearms, they were stealing, they were selling drugs. Like, they did everything illegal you could think of.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: And again, if you're gonna put that much effort into it, why not?
• 48:04
  Testecleese: just do it legit, you know what I mean?
• 48:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, these guys looking at years in prison. 6 years, like I said, they're…
• 48:12
  Testecleese: Six years ago, sit behind bars, because they…
• 48:15
  Testecleese: trafficked illegal weapons and drugs. They didn't even sell them themselves.
• 48:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Was it… was it fucking worth it? You know?
• 48:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:27
  Testecleese: But when you ain't getting… when you're… when you're not caught yet, it's worth it, right?
• 48:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:33
  Testecleese: What happens when you get caught?
• 48:35
  Testecleese: Because sooner or later, you're gonna get caught. Where are all the illegal, unregistered, or I say unregistered, that's…
• 48:41
  Testecleese: an issue itself.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: Where are all these friggin' guns with the, zero of them sanded off coming from, you know?
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Wow, alright, what's going on in Michigan? By the way, Michigan is becoming a fucking hotspot nationally. What was it,
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: We got the…
• 49:02
  Testecleese: Brought it out to begin with.
• 49:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Michigan is a nowhere state. Let's be real.
• 49:10
  Brian McFadden: I disagree.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: Not making fun of him, but, like…
• 49:14
  Testecleese: It's a flyover state, isn't it?
• 49:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got this clerk in rural township, near Ann Arbor who is challenging the state rule that we should delete our voter poll books.
• 49:28
  Brian McFadden: He's saying that's a violation of federal law to delete the poll books after, you know, a certain amount of time. A short amount of time, I believe.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm…
• 49:41
  Testecleese: I'm not sure exactly what the issue is, like, he's… why would… why would you insist someone delete something before it's supposed to be deleted, unless you're trying to destroy something?
• 49:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, the state wants them deleted much faster than the federal. The federal government says it's got to be done within… after 22 months, and the state wants them deleted a whole lot sooner than that. So, which loo… which law… he's trying to figure out… he's trying to prove a point to the state that you…
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: Your laws can't, you know, be less than the federal law.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 50:21
  Testecleese: Alright, federal supersedes local, right?
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: Right, when it's less…
• 50:26
  Brian McFadden: amount, you know, when it's a lesser amount, you know. If federal law said you can get rid of them after 6 months, the state can come along and say, no, you gotta keep it for 12 months.
• 50:35
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 50:35
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: They can't say 3.
• 50:38
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 50:39
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: I agree, if it's against the law in the country, you can't make it… I say that!
• 50:46
  Testecleese: as I have a medical marijuana card in West Virginia, but marijuana is illegal federal.
• 50:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're fine, as long as you don't cross the state lines with your marijuana.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: I know, it's just… Federal agents COULD come raid the place, couldn't they?
• 51:02
  Brian McFadden: Technically, yes.
• 51:04
  Brian McFadden: Not likely, though.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: Not likely, but it did happen in California when they first started doing it.
• 51:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, that was early on in the marijuana thing, you know, and Trump's already decriminalized marijuana even more.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right.
• 51:17
  Brian McFadden: Vacation on it, so…
• 51:19
  Testecleese: Trump made a big move on that, actually. If you get busted with bought now, you're gonna get a fine, not arrested.
• 51:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, take it.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: Wow! What a difference that makes for a fucking 60-year-old kid being a stupid kid.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: That out… that you don't have a fucking…
• 51:37
  Testecleese: a federal charge, you know what I mean?
• 51:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Brian McFadden: And then we got this, thanks to, the Democrat nominee running for Senate here,
• 51:48
  Brian McFadden: the spotlight's really on Dearborn right now, for many reasons.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm pissed off with this 9-11 thing, and Canada, too. Fuck that.
• 51:58
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, so this museum is a Smithsonian affiliate, gets money from the federal government, it's gotten…
• 52:07
  Brian McFadden: hundreds… it's gotten hundreds of thousand dollars in grants and stuff, and they… it's at the Arab American National Museum in Dearborn, and they've got an exhibit right now talking about 9-11,
• 52:21
  Brian McFadden: And they're not calling it a terrorist event, they're just calling it a tragic event.
• 52:30
  Brian McFadden: They've received hundreds of thousands of dollars in grant funding from the National Endowment of Humanities.
• 52:36
  Brian McFadden: You know, and this just makes the Smithsonian look worse and worse and worse, so I don't know… I mean…
• 52:43
  Brian McFadden: Trump did a pretty good job of just waning the swamp so far, but he is failing miserably and draining the swamp with the Smithsonian.
• 52:51
  Brian McFadden: This is…
• 52:52
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I missed that mention.
• 52:53
  Brian McFadden: He's not doing a very… Trump's not doing a very good job of draining the swamp at the Smithsonian.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: So now we're bringing.
• 52:59
  Brian McFadden: get in to realize it's not just DC Smithsonian. There's Smithsonian affiliate museums all around the countryside that are still doing their DEI thing, you know, and calling.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: This one's saying that, you know.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Osama bin Laden proved.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: Or is it… oh, I'm sorry, is that the next one?
• 53:17
  Testecleese: No, one of these…
• 53:18
  Brian McFadden: And they're saying that, Americans aren't… however, Arab Americans were treated unfairly because not a single Arab American has been found guilty in any connection to September 11th.
• 53:30
  Testecleese: That… no, that's 100% fair. That's 100% fair.
• 53:33
  Brian McFadden: With the, when they're not calling it?
• 53:35
  Testecleese: And see that? It was absolutely fucked up.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: But you're not…
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Colin.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: No, in New York City, when people pulled cabbies out of their fucking cabs and beat the shit out of them, that was absolutely unacceptable.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: I'm not excusing that.
• 53:51
  Testecleese: But it doesn't mean that these assholes didn't kill a shit ton of people, because they HATE them.
• 53:57
  Brian McFadden: We're going on the 25th anniversary this year, so…
• 54:00
  Testecleese: I know we are, and it's pissing me off that I'm getting kids graduating out of fucking college that weren't.
• 54:07
  Brian McFadden: They don't even… they don't even know what 9-11 is.
• 54:09
  Testecleese: Yep, and they're telling me… they're telling me it wasn't a terrorist attack, because apparently Canada…
• 54:16
  Testecleese: I don't know if it's here or further down, maybe in foreign.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Canada, journalists have decided that 9-11.
• 54:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gotta be a longer attack.
• 54:24
  Testecleese: Terrorist attack.
• 54:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're calling it… they're… they're saying, no, not at all.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: The hijacking were the playing Right. Directly into both Twin Towers and the Pentagon? Are you fucking kidding me!
• 54:39
  Testecleese: No, are they… are they retarded?
• 54:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they are.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: That is that… that's the best answer, right?
• 54:46
  Testecleese: If you, if you pointed that out to them, like, what are the odds?
• 54:50
  Testecleese: What are the odds, right?
• 54:55
  Testecleese: Sorry, I just… Whew! Certain things piss me off, dude. Killing your kids pisses me off, okay?
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: And now we got the yoga.
• 55:04
  Testecleese: Terrorism pisses me off!
• 55:06
  Brian McFadden: And Michigan's among 25 states that challenged the new UPS… USPS mail-in ballot regulation, and the Supreme Court came out and said they could keep moving forward with it, and then another federal judge immediately blocked that order from the Supreme Court, saying that…
• 55:24
  Testecleese: They can't, though. They can't, right?
• 55:26
  Brian McFadden: They're trying. They're gonna try… court, so it doesn't go into effect.
• 55:31
  Testecleese: The process takes longer. Yep.
• 55:33
  Brian McFadden: But I was listening to Nolan Jenna's show today.
• 55:36
  Testecleese: They can't, though, they have no authority to do this. It should be thrown out immediately.
• 55:40
  Brian McFadden: It should, it should. But basically what they were saying on the No Agenda Show today was that there's nothing stopping the states from using FedEx to get their mail-in ballots to them.
• 55:54
  Brian McFadden: It just says you can't use the USPS if you don't want to provide us with a list of your, you know, your eligible voters.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 56:06
  Brian McFadden: No, granted, you use FedEx, it's gonna cost a whole lot more, but, you know, the states want a way around it, then that's what they'll have to do.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know, FedEx charges by weight, don't they?
• 56:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't understand what the big deal is, you know, the states already have these documents in their own rolls. I don't know why they don't want to…
• 56:27
  Brian McFadden: Provide them to the federal government.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 56:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna sound like a Democrat here. What are you trying to hide?
• 56:39
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 56:45
  Testecleese: I don't think we should… Let me go very Ron Paul on this.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: I don't think this should be an issue at all, I think it should be unthinkable.
• 56:57
  Testecleese: You know?
• 56:59
  Testecleese: That's what he said about abortion. Abortion should not be illegal, it should be unthinkable.
• 57:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: And that really stuck with me for, shit, almost 25 years when he said it. Well, when was Ron Paul in Congress, right?
• 57:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word, forever.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: Right? Right?
• 57:17
  Testecleese: The Libertarian!
• 57:21
  Testecleese: He was the only one who makes sense, though, isn't he?
• 57:28
  Testecleese: You are.
• 57:28
  Testecleese: What are we talking about? I'm sorry, I get off topic, I've had a lot to drink.
• 57:33
  Brian McFadden: We're not that far off topic.
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: Now we're moving on to, Abdul Al Ced. He's taking aim at, Usha Vance.
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: And,
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's making racist comments, I guess?
• 57:49
  Testecleese: Paw Paw apparently is racist, and I'm not sure what's going on.
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't either. I mean, I think you should be focusing on the people you're running against, not…
• 58:00
  Brian McFadden: the wife of the Vice.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: Of the one.
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't care who, what party they're from, or anything like that.
• 58:06
  Brian McFadden: Correct. I guarantee she didn't come out and put anything on social media about him, you know.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: But I'm so much… This is where I'm not a Republican, I'm not just gonna jump aboard, who's racist?
• 58:19
  Testecleese: What did he say that was racist? Something about her wanting to be with her pawpaw?
• 58:26
  Testecleese: I don't know, like, is that racist? Because that's a term that… what, she's Indian, right?
• 58:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's an idiot.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: Is that… is it racist? Is the term Indians use for a grandfather?
• 58:40
  Testecleese: Like, I don't know, man.
• 58:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, the reason he attacked her is because…
• 58:45
  Testecleese: I'm curious why it's racist.
• 58:47
  Brian McFadden: J.D. Vance came out against him, talking about he wants to be… he wants adherence to Sharia law.
• 58:57
  Brian McFadden: And then…
• 59:00
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, yeah, it would be completely alien to his grandfather, who calls him Pawpaw. I… it… this thing doesn't make…
• 59:08
  Testecleese: I don't understand why… I don't understand why this is an issue, honestly, like…
• 59:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, he was a dickhead. Just say his thing, don't call it racist, right?
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 59:19
  Testecleese: I think this is an issue that more people need to bring up.
• 59:22
  Testecleese: Everyone wants to go to, oh, that's against the rules. First of all.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: you're allowed to be racist, and you know that as well as I do, Brian.
• 59:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: And not because we're racist, because that's the fucking law.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: You can say whatever the fuck you want.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: You could be a dick to every Jew you see.
• 59:42
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 59:43
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: It's not illegal, as long as you're not physically harming them, or stealing from them, etc, etc.
• 59:52
  Testecleese: And Abdul Saeed Mohammed, Jerusalem… whatever.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: he can be a racist asshole, I don't… honestly don't give a shit, it's just… it's not gonna help his chances to get elected. You know what I mean?
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: I don't give a shit. Go ahead and try to preach Sharia law. See, the issue is Dearborn happened, right?
• 1:00:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: And these… these dudes think they can move them to Michigan and just take over the state. I was like, do they know how huge Michigan is?
• 1:00:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. They've got Dearborn, but they've got a long way to go to get the rest of the state.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: It's one city!
• 1:00:35
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: Michigan… for real, do people know how big Michigan.
• 1:00:39
  Brian McFadden: No, most people don't.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: It's enormous. It's bigger than the entire United Kingdom. That's a damn skippy.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:00:49
  Brian McFadden: We hope.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: Was it gonna cover, portugal, Spain… Friends… Journey…
• 1:00:57
  Brian McFadden: A lot of people don't realize there's two parts to Michigan, an upper and a lower.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a local thing, though, that doesn't…
• 1:01:06
  Testecleese: That's like saying, South Boston is different, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: Which, South Boston used to be different.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Used to be all Irish.
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: It is no longer Irish.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: what, like, 200 years it was Irish? Over 200 years. All Irish dudes.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: and women.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: Now, they're all named Muhammad.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: I don't know, man.
• 1:01:42
  Testecleese: Replacement theory isn't just get rid of the white folk, it's get rid of Americans.
• 1:01:48
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: I mean, that's a problem.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: And Tucker Carlson said it best, actually, as much as I dislike him in general.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: But he's like, I never said white people. I said they're replacing Americans. Black Americans' interests are the same as white Americans.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:02:10
  Brian McFadden: And then good old…
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:02:13
  Brian McFadden: Governor… Governor Spanberger is done it.
• 1:02:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm reading the article right now again.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, it was everywhere! She…
• 1:02:23
  Brian McFadden: This guy was in…
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: Murderer!
• 1:02:25
  Brian McFadden: Meadow Hospital, because…
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: Not guilty by reason of insanity.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yup.
• 1:02:30
  Testecleese: He went to a nuthouse, right?
• 1:02:32
  Brian McFadden: He gets a 48 pass, thanks to Virginia Law.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: I need it out.
• 1:02:37
  Brian McFadden: Where people can leave without an escort for a day or a weekend. Well, in 2024, he left the facility and went to DC and got a passport.
• 1:02:47
  Brian McFadden: which was apparently supported by the Commonwealth's attorney, you know,
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: Why, why were you…
• 1:02:54
  Brian McFadden: Why do you need a password?
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: You should be more.
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: You should never leave the country, you know? Ever.
• 1:02:59
  Brian McFadden: And because he had his passport, on another weekend pass, two years later.
• 1:03:04
  Testecleese: What did you.
• 1:03:04
  Brian McFadden: We got a one-way flight to Tajikistan!
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: If I want to bet, I bet that has a no… there's no extradition treaty with us in that country.
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, you're talking about a tiny country in Far Eastern Europe. Like, it used to be Soviet Union, right?
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: Let's talk about… let's talk about white privilege, Brian.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: The white guy got to get out.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: and flee back to his northern Europe origins.
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: and be… and be white. You know this wouldn't have happened with a black man, or a Hispanic man, right?
• 1:03:45
  Brian McFadden: I thought Tajikistan was in Africa.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: I think all the stands are, either Middle East or…
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: Europe. I think Tajikistan borders Russia.
• 1:03:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:03:56
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: For real, bring it up. No, I'm very curious now. I could have sworn it was near Kazakhstan and all of them.
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: Now I'm very curious, it might be Africa. And granted, I will admit.
• 1:04:11
  Testecleese: This guy was not born in Tajikistan.
• 1:04:15
  Brian McFadden: So now she's, coming out saying, well, we're gonna change… we're gonna look at ways to change the system so this doesn't happen again. It should have never happened in the first place.
• 1:04:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, stop letting prisoners out, right?
• 1:04:27
  Brian McFadden: Now they're in the process of trying to get a warrant that's, enforceable outside of the state of Virginia.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: Yo, we're gonna issue a warrant for a fucking foreign country that no one could find on a map if their life depended on it.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: Again, Ryan.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: Do you honestly have any idea what Tajikistan is? You think it's in Africa, but… where? I don't know. You know what I mean? Where?
• 1:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 1:04:56
  Testecleese: I thought I boarded Russia, but I couldn't point out Tajikistan if my life depended on it, and I know that.
• 1:05:02
  Brian McFadden: It's his home country…
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: I thought it wasn't.
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: They said he left for his home country on…
• 1:05:10
  Testecleese: Oh, it is! My mistake.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Now? Alright, you keep talking for a couple minutes, I'm gonna look up where the fuck Jikistan is.
• 1:05:20
  Brian McFadden: I'm in the same process of doing the same thing.
• 1:05:23
  Testecleese: Oh, are you already doing it? Alright, then I'll…
• 1:05:26
  Brian McFadden: It's in Central Asia, borders Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, and China.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: Okay, that depends on what you consider Asia, then, if it…
• 1:05:36
  Testecleese: Uzbekistan is considered, European by most of the world.
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Oh, well… 100% fairness,
• 1:05:47
  Brian McFadden: It was part of the Soviet Union.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: There we go, former Soviet bloc, right?
• 1:05:53
  Brian McFadden: That's famous for the Silk Road.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I've heard of the Silk Road. What is that exactly?
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: It's been a long time to step right up on that.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: The road that you could get just about anything,
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: Oh, like a… like a Potemkin village?
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: Or…
• 1:06:17
  Brian McFadden: I think drugs.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: Oh, draw… oh!
• 1:06:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, this is the ancient Silk Road. It was a network of trade routes connecting China, Central Asia, Persia, and the Middle East, and Europe. So, it was…
• 1:06:30
  Brian McFadden: They were merchant.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: A well-worn path of trade.
• 1:06:33
  Brian McFadden: Yes,
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: It was well known, it was probably, modern infrastructure involved.
• 1:06:41
  Brian McFadden: Well, modern for that area of the country.
• 1:06:45
  Brian McFadden: To the world.
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: Oh, roads, how's that?
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: Alright, see? This is… this is interesting!
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: And I know it was kind of an offshoot, but, like, where is Dajikistan?
• 1:07:01
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 1:07:02
  Testecleese: But, you know, almost every country disagrees on the continents.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: Like, for example, I believe the Russians
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: Think there's one less continent than we do.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: They, they think Eurasia is one continent, the entire landmass.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: I personally think there are more continents than,
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: Anyone recognizes, or else there wouldn't be so many mountain ranges in the middle of a country.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: Or in the middle of a landmass, you know what I mean?
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: they're smashing into each other, creating mountains, just like the Rockies, you know?
• 1:07:46
  Testecleese: Just… just my opinion. Apparently.
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: we don't… can't actually measure this, and that… that blew my mind when I found this out.
• 1:08:01
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:08:03
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Do you see this picture of the pothole repair?
• 1:08:09
  Brian McFadden: He's don't go…
• 1:08:10
  Testecleese: Okay, so you opened it?
• 1:08:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah…
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: Holy shit, dude, my 6-year-old girl could do better than me.
• 1:08:17
  Brian McFadden: And it took them how many years to fix the pothole? Took them 15 months for the city to complete this thing.
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: They dumped a bunch of pavement in, and most of it looks decent, but it's on this guy's front lawn.
• 1:08:35
  Brian McFadden: It's.
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: The fucking nice stones he's got set up already.
• 1:08:40
  Brian McFadden: It's a part of the…
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Asphalt splashed on it.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: A giant piece of it not even filled in.
• 1:08:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: Yay, socialism!
• 1:08:54
  Brian McFadden: And they have a… they have a $89 million budget to, fix potholes and save the pavement.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: How many million?
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: 89.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: $89 million to fix bar.
• 1:09:09
  Brian McFadden: For one year. For one year.
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: And it only fixed 12 of the… and it only uses… the city has 28 pothole repair trucks, but they're only using 12 now.
• 1:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Because of a budget deficit.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: So they could, they are capable of fixing the portals, but they can't pay for it.
• 1:09:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah, they got the equipment for it, they just don't have the manpower and the…
• 1:09:35
  Brian McFadden: The money to run the equipment.
• 1:09:37
  Testecleese: Did they think about not housing and feeding the illegal immigrants?
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee they did not.
• 1:09:44
  Testecleese: Because you know that would fix the roads real quick if you didn't have to pay for that.
• 1:09:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, what made this story so funny.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Do the residents realize this?
• 1:09:51
  Brian McFadden: For the text money.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: he's going.
• 1:09:53
  Brian McFadden: Because the mayor, Karen Bass, just came out with a video on Instagram touting the city's dedication to repairing potholes.
• 1:10:03
  Brian McFadden: And then, of course, the other mayoral candidate recently stated the city only operates 12 out of the 28 trucks.
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Because of a $1 billion budget deficit, so…
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: Karen Bass really fucked… and then she got re-elected, didn't she? Or is it not…
• 1:10:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm running for re-election right now.
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: I thought it was…
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: In November, in November!
• 1:10:26
  Testecleese: November, okay.
• 1:10:27
  Brian McFadden: Democrats running against each other.
• 1:10:30
  Testecleese: That's right, because they… that's because they cheated and squeezed out the Republican, right?
• 1:10:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Whose house?
• 1:10:36
  Testecleese: burned down, that Karen Bass let burn down while she was in, what, Bangkok or something stupid?
• 1:10:41
  Brian McFadden: I think it was Africa.
• 1:10:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, and go, alright, let the con… let the state burn, who cares?
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: I'm busy, I'm busy, spreading diversity in Africa.
• 1:10:53
  Brian McFadden: You know? It's like…
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: No, I tell you, lady… In Africa, you are the diversity.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: You're the white lady!
• 1:11:04
  Testecleese: You are the diversity!
• 1:11:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: You know, I've been seeing this for weeks.
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: This is… solar source in New York.
• 1:11:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Maybe it's not the same person.
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: But it reminded me of it.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: Screaming, yelling all about socialism.
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: She's, like, the heiress of, like, Coca-Cola or something stupid, like…
• 1:11:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And I'm pretty sure it's not this girl, because this girl's father, apparently, her father's business bought her a $1.5 million house.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: As she's screaming for socialism.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: And I believe… is she running?
• 1:11:57
  Testecleese: I think she's running beside… Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, she's not running. She's, like, on the DSA board.
• 1:12:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she was on… yeah, yup.
• 1:12:07
  Brian McFadden: She was the co- he was a New York City DAC co-chairperson.
• 1:12:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, she decides what the Democratic Socialists of America, what their official view is.
• 1:12:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is a guy, not a girl, so that might make things different.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Okay, so, okay, so, okay, the woman I was thinking of was, the, the… heiress of a…
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: billion dollar fortune. This dude…
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Is living in a million and a half dollar house that his father bought through a business he built.
• 1:12:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:12:38
  Brian McFadden: He owns millions of dollars of real estate in Florida.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: while he's preaching socialism. Well, why the fuck?
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: Don't you… So…
• 1:12:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my house, yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: Give it to everyone.
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: You know? These assholes are champagne socialists, they… just like Hollywood, they think we can all live like they can. You know what I mean?
• 1:13:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: Like, no, I'm sorry, I can't hire a servant boy to…
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: Bring me a fucking plate of champagne, cause you know what? Someone has to bring this plate of champagne!
• 1:13:19
  Brian McFadden: And apparently he gets, like, a $95,000 salary.
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: From the socialist organization, and he wants people to become more like socialism.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: 95… you know, that's, well, I…
• 1:13:33
  Testecleese: That's… no, that is actually probably close to average. I'm not sure what the national average is.
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 1:13:40
  Brian McFadden: A lot higher than the national average.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: Well, last time I had a good look, it was around 600, but…
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: Things have changed since COVID, I'm not sure.
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: Now I'm actually genuinely curious, what is the national average income? Because you have a lot of poverty, too. That has to bring the average down, right?
• 1:14:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, I can tell you what it is in Tajikistan.
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, what's that?
• 1:14:05
  Brian McFadden: The monthly income is $400 a month.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: That wouldn't pay my groceries.
• 1:14:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: Well, we do, we do groceries monthly.
• 1:14:20
  Testecleese: We spend… Up to $750 on groceries.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: But again…
• 1:14:28
  Brian McFadden: That annual salary in the U.S. is $67,000.
• 1:14:34
  Testecleese: Okay, so he's making a third, almost a third more than your average American as a socialist. I thought the entire idea was socialist was everyone got the same.
• 1:14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what true socialism's all about.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: But he gets more.
• 1:14:52
  Brian McFadden: Right. Because he's not really a socialist.
• 1:14:55
  Brian McFadden: These people want to be a socialist when it's convenient for them, not when it's inconvenient, when that's when you're a true believer would say.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: just like these feminists, right? They want to be treated just like a man until they punch a dude.
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: And then… shit. I'm sure you've seen the videos when the dude hits her back.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: It's like… it actually hits her.
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: It's like… what were you thinking? Right. Starting a fight with… You know what I mean?
• 1:15:28
  Testecleese: Call me sexist where we want. Men are bigger and stronger, and we all know this, it's… you're stupid if you don't realize this.
• 1:15:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: That's why you don't… the WNBA's not gonna allow Enos Kantor to play…
• 1:15:41
  Testecleese: Basketball. And don't, don't worry, we'll get to that.
• 1:15:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna… I'm not gonna go further into this. But, like…
• 1:15:48
  Testecleese: There's a whole reason why we protect women, is because men are…
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: more powerful, and can be dangerous. We know this. And now they want…
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Full of quality, and it turns into…
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: Woman punches the dude in the face, and he hits her back.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: And he ends up in prison, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:09
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: Do you want a quality, or are you just a girl?
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: That's… that's the real question, isn't it?
• 1:16:16
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: Do you want equality, or are you just a girl? Wait till you get punched in the jaw. Brian, how old are you?
• 1:16:24
  Brian McFadden: 15 years.
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: 58, wow, you're getting up there, buddy.
• 1:16:28
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: You both hit the big 60, man.
• 1:16:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to talk about it.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Why not, dude? That's a long time to have seen the world.
• 1:16:36
  Brian McFadden: Gonna be a party.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: Where I was going with this, and it's something to do with… These, these…
• 1:16:45
  Brian McFadden: Getting punched in the face!
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been punched in the face before, haven't you?
• 1:16:52
  Brian McFadden: Mmm, I don't remember, I don't think so.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: Never once.
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Alright, nevermind.
• 1:16:59
  Testecleese: Neither have I! Let's move on!
• 1:17:01
  Brian McFadden: Right, right. Well, we got the New York City mayor, Madani, back in the news, because he's mourning an accused killer who died in jail.
• 1:17:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't… so what, I guess? I mean, Mom Donnie's a fucking piece of shit, we all knew that, right?
• 1:17:18
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: He's grieving for the man who killed someone, and instead of the family of the people that he… that man killed. He's like, oh, my hearts and prayers, or whatever, to the…
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: the family of… it's like.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: Sorry, I just think it's fucking nuts.
• 1:17:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Brian McFadden: And, once again, I'm gonna go back to these government grocery stores are never gonna open, because now they're being sued by the Multicultural Business Coalition.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: Brian, do we need to bring back predictions?
• 1:17:56
  Brian McFadden: We did it, folks.
• 1:17:57
  Testecleese: One year. We did it for one year to see how good we were, didn't we? We were actually pretty good, weren't we?
• 1:18:03
  Brian McFadden: And now, these people are saying it runs afoul of New York civil rights laws and the state's Constitution of Equal Protection Clauses.
• 1:18:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they're, by the rules of the… The state and the city.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: they're not allowed to drive business out of business. Right. Right?
• 1:18:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: And I'm pretty sure the federal government says the, government is not allowed to own
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: Like, business, stock, etc, right?
• 1:18:37
  Brian McFadden: Right. I think so.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: Like, I'm pretty sure that's a thing, it's like, the government's not allowed to, like, dump a shit ton of money into your project unless they bought it, right?
• 1:18:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: Well, otherwise, I could… my buddy, Donald Trump, he and I, we have beers every weekend. I never tell anyone, because he doesn't drink, right?
• 1:18:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: All of a sudden, he dumps a fucking hundred billion United States dollars into my business of the Jeffrey and Brian Show.
• 1:19:07
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: Could you imagine what we could do with $100 million? We would fucking cash out and roll out, you know it.
• 1:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, this show's over.
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: But I'm pretty sure that's the entire reason for these laws, isn't it?
• 1:19:22
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: Alright. What's up next?
• 1:19:25
  Brian McFadden: The Smithsonian National Zoo!
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: It's being accused.
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 1:19:30
  Brian McFadden: pushing the DEI and climate agenda.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: I swear Trump made this illegal, didn't he?
• 1:19:37
  Brian McFadden: He tried.
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: short.
• 1:19:39
  Brian McFadden: He put an executive order in place, but you know how the executive order business works.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: But yeah, but this is a government institution, isn't it? Smithsonian?
• 1:19:50
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:19:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess in, like, foreign zoos, they're talking about, like, DEI hires, and, like… Africa.
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: He's like, oh, it's upsetting, you're not doing DEI hires in Africa. It's like, what the fuck? Where's the diversity in Nigeria?
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: No, not kidding, Brian.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: Have you seen Nigeria?
• 1:20:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yep, there…
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: They're all black.
• 1:20:21
  Brian McFadden: They're all…
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: Black.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: I got no issue with that, but…
• 1:20:26
  Brian McFadden: The sad thing is, somebody got paid to write this stupid report.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Diversity would be pumping in white and Asian people into there, and Hispanic people, right?
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: It blows my mind.
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: I'm like, oh, they're the minorities, like, the entire fucking continent is black!
• 1:20:47
  Testecleese: They're not the minority in Africa, you know what I mean?
• 1:20:55
  Brian McFadden: There's better things for the government to spend money on than, do reports on DEI.
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: I mean, I thought we… I thought this whole USAID thing ended that, honestly.
• 1:21:07
  Brian McFadden: Of course not.
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: He was like, oh, we found out that 99.99% of the Nigerians are Black. I was like, well, no shit!
• 1:21:19
  Testecleese: Whoa, they're not properly diversified, I guess. And it's like, because they don't want everyone fu- not even because they don't want everyone in, because no one fucking wants to go to Nigeria.
• 1:21:32
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: You want to drink water from a river and have to boil it to drink it?
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: I've seen… I've seen a little bit of Africa, not a lot.
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: And they were major coastal cities, like, boom, the economy, you know what I mean? Yeah. United States Navy showed up, right?
• 1:21:54
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: It was poverty everywhere.
• 1:21:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've been to Kenya.
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: There we go!
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: I just…
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because I'm actually… I'm actually using, the argument my parents used for me to eat my vegetables.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: With my kids, is they're starving kids in Africa.
• 1:22:25
  Testecleese: And I'm trying to explain to my kids that not everyone gets to eat every day. Don't waste your food, you know?
• 1:22:32
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: And then ask for a snack later, because you're hungry.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm just like my boomer father, you know?
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: See, I had no idea until I saw what's going on in the world.
• 1:22:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: He's like, no, don't throw that away. Eat it.
• 1:22:50
  Testecleese: That's food, that costs money, that's work, you know?
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: And that's what pisses me off, is they throw away their chicken, and they feed it to the dog, and then they ask for fucking ice cream 20 minutes later, you know? I'm still hungry. Like, well, eat your goddamn dinner, you know?
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh,
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: Sorry to go off-topic, what are we talking about now? Smithsonian… oh, yeah. Well, what… I'm pretty sure in this article, they specifically mention certain phrases and stuff.
• 1:23:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: I'm not sure.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: But… Oh.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: This isn't just Smithsonian, apparently there's some… grand idea.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: Out there in the world.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Being on time.
• 1:23:43
  Testecleese: It's white supremacy.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: Being polite.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: is white supremacy.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: Name anything else you do as a decent human being. Oh, nuclear family is white supremacy.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: Anything else you could think of that would make you a decent human is white supremacy. And I'm not kidding you, this is put up with the Smithsonian, like, 9 other…
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: groups.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: And it's like, so what, not being an asshole? Even though this had politeness, I was like.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: So, instead of saying, hey, man, how you doing?
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: shake his hand, and boy, I'm just like, fuck you, nigger? You know what I mean? It's like, I don't know what…
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: And I use that word on purpose, Brian.
• 1:24:29
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: Freedom of speech, one. And two, if I'm not supposed to be polite, am I supposed to be an asshole?
• 1:24:39
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: Whoa… These guys are drawing hazy lines.
• 1:24:46
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, I wouldn't just walk up to a black man and say something like that, because that's just…
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: a very mean thing to say, you know what I mean?
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: But… If politeness is whiteness, then the further I go from that is the less white I am, right?
• 1:25:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: Or are they suggesting that,
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: Nevermind, I was about to bring up how there might be white supremacists saying only white people are polite.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: I'm not sure that's a… a decent argument.
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: And that's the crazy thing, is I have…
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: I know a shit ton of black folk.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: I'm sure you do too, like, we were in the Navy.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: You worked with them.
• 1:25:39
  Testecleese: you sweated with them, you… you know what I mean? Like, I broke bones.
• 1:25:45
  Testecleese: Working with Black folk.
• 1:25:50
  Brian McFadden: And the union's got this New York Times, or Washington.
• 1:25:54
  Testecleese: The thing is, the people, the people bitchin' about this racism and shit have never met a Black person in their life, because they live in, like, Duxbury, Massachusetts, you know what I mean?
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: Black people are just, just like you and me.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: Just like you and me.
• 1:26:10
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:26:10
  Testecleese: They wanna pay their fucking bills.
• 1:26:13
  Testecleese: They want to eat dinner tonight, you know?
• 1:26:18
  Testecleese: Go ahead and move on.
• 1:26:21
  Brian McFadden: Alright, we got, James Carville is blasting Hakeem Jeffries for meeting with Jared Kushner.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: This is stupid. No, he's a fucking moron for bringing this up.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: Well, no, he… Was it… Harville, right?
• 1:26:39
  Brian McFadden: Horrible, yeah, everybody's the Democrat that knows everything, and he's in touch with the Democrat people.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm about… I'm about Don listening to his opinions, too. He's all butthurt that Hakashim Jefferies spoke to,
• 1:26:56
  Testecleese: Trump's inner circle?
• 1:26:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yep.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: How the fuck are we getting anything done if we don't speak?
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:27:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:27:07
  Testecleese: No, you want things changed? Let's actually talk. No, I won't talk to you!
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: Then how we get… how do I know how you want to change?
• 1:27:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:27:15
  Brian McFadden: That's prob… that's the problem with modern-day politics, is there's no discussion, there's no dialogue, there's no compromise.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: We need…
• 1:27:27
  Brian McFadden: My way or the highway?
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: We need to treat the government more like a traditional marriage.
• 1:27:35
  Testecleese: You understand what I mean by that?
• 1:27:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: Like you said, give and take.
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: I want this.
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: You're not super a fan of it, but it doesn't piss you off, right?
• 1:27:50
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: You want this, I kinda don't like it, but it doesn't super piss me off, or let's just agree we can do it, you know?
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: This used to be a thing we used to do.
• 1:28:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep, sure is.
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: for a very long time. What… What changed?
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: Was it Trump, or was Trump?
• 1:28:10
  Brian McFadden: No, this was changing before Trump.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: So, Trump's a symptom. I agree, Trump's a symptom, not the, cause… the root.
• 1:28:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Give me your philosophical view for a minute or two. I'm gonna grab a beer, but I'll be back within 30 seconds, within.
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this was, you know, this has been… since probably…
• 1:28:34
  Brian McFadden: The second bush, you know, things have been shifting, less people have been talking, you know, and…
• 1:28:41
  Brian McFadden: it's the ruling party that is in control of the House and the Senate and the President that their side goes, you know? There's been no dialogue, and that's one reason why there's been no balance… there's been no actual budgets for, like, forever. You know, we're just continuing.
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: Oh, shit. No budget since Clinton.
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: What was that? What was that, 94?
• 1:29:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, something like that, yep. A long time ago.
• 1:29:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe 96, I'm not sure when Clinton left office.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:29:17
  Brian McFadden: Thank you, Len for…
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: I was saying, I had to do the math in my head.
• 1:29:20
  Brian McFadden: I was in the Navy when Clinton was the president, so…
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I would have to go president, president, president, 4 years, 4 years, because none of them have been assassinated or resigned, you know?
• 1:29:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think 94, that sounds right.
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: Clinton was the last one to actually have a balanced budget, wasn't he?
• 1:29:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: what… See? This is why I won't be a Republican, because Clinton… Looked at the fucking books.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: Didn't he? You might not have liked what he did a whole bunch, but he set up a budget, and Congress said, fuck you!
• 1:29:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, part of it had to do with, that,
• 1:30:04
  Brian McFadden: he had Republicans in control of the House and the Senate, so he was willing to compromise and.
• 1:30:11
  Testecleese: And sign off on a balanced budget?
• 1:30:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:14
  Testecleese: Problem is, the Republicans aren't looking for a balanced budget either. They keep spending as much as the Democrats do.
• 1:30:20
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes they spend more.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: And you know what's… you know, here's what pisses me off, Ryan.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: What's going on in Iran? Apparently, apparently, we've depleted our fucking ammunition, our armaments.
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: How the fuck did that happen?
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: For real? No, I thought we were prepared to fight a two-front war, aren't we?
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: And we ran out of munitions in a couple months, just…
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: Launching a missile or two at Iran?
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: Are you… what… do we have no ammunition?
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Fuck the budget.
• 1:31:05
  Testecleese: Everyone's taxes goes to build weapons for the United States.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: And I know it sounds fucking crazy.
• 1:31:13
  Testecleese: But… the entire… if the entire world knows that we have no ammunition left.
• 1:31:19
  Brian McFadden: That's a problem.
• 1:31:20
  Testecleese: Yes! Yes, it is!
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: I'm saying drop, like, a hundred billion to… I say, 100 billion. What is that, like… what was that, like, 15 fucking tomahawks?
• 1:31:33
  Brian McFadden: Not very many.
• 1:31:37
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ!
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: I don't understand how we're out of ammunition.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: This is… this is absolutely ridiculous.
• 1:31:46
  Brian McFadden: Yolk.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: It's only been a couple months. This isn't even full-scale war. We're supposed to fight a two-front war, is the whole point, isn't it?
• 1:31:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Are we prepared for a two-front war?
• 1:32:02
  Brian McFadden: Barely not.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: Apparently not, this scares the shit out of me, Brian. This is my libertarian, not my Republican. Fucking…
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: Get your shit together, Get her munitions right.
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: The only thing we all agree upon, in terms of taxes, is, defense.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: You may not want to attack, that's fine, but we need defense.
• 1:32:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: If we have no weapons to defend ourselves.
• 1:32:33
  Testecleese: You're the asshole holding the fucking baseball bat against a fucking shotgun, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:39
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: You see my point, though? This is… this is… It's fucking nuts!
• 1:32:50
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:52
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: Where were we? I'm sorry.
• 1:32:57
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here…
• 1:32:59
  Testecleese: Probably talking about something.
• 1:33:00
  Brian McFadden: We were talking about the man arrested on Trump's golf course. He had pages of Secret Service notes.
• 1:33:08
  Testecleese: Is this the guy who, like, smashed into the gate?
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Then tried to, hit and run…
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: And got picked up by, Secret Service down the road.
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: But you guys, when they… when they pulled… I thought it was a woman, honestly.
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: It says…
• 1:33:26
  Brian McFadden: Janine John Talley has…
• 1:33:29
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 1:33:30
  Brian McFadden: She's… she's, they're suspending the criminal proceedings because it indicated she's not mentally fit to stand trial.
• 1:33:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, this is exactly… this is his California golf course.
• 1:33:43
  Brian McFadden: that, she had Melania Trump's schedule and detailed information from Secret Service personal records.
• 1:33:50
  Testecleese: Oh, she smashed into the gate, then took off.
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: Secret Service got her soon thereafter, and she said, I was just trying to get into the car wash.
• 1:34:01
  Brian McFadden: Is what… that…
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like… What?
• 1:34:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, then why do you have 200 pages of Secret Service notes, if you're trying to get to the car wash?
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Showing up to who the Secret Service is.
• 1:34:17
  Testecleese: I don't understand.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: It's one thing if you want…
• 1:34:23
  Testecleese: It's one thing if you want to kill Trump.
• 1:34:25
  Testecleese: Okay? I understand the assassination thing.
• 1:34:28
  Brian McFadden: Point of killing Melania.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's that gonna do?
• 1:34:32
  Brian McFadden: Nothing. Right? It's gonna piss off Trump.
• 1:34:34
  Testecleese: The aid's gonna make it worse, wouldn't it?
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: Just like Iran put it, what a f-
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: $5 million bounty on Hunter's head?
• 1:34:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying it's a lie.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: Okay, I didn't know that.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: Foa.
• 1:34:49
  Brian McFadden: Who believes Orion?
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: It's entirely possible Orion did it and went, oh fuck, that's a stupid mistake, right?
• 1:34:56
  Brian McFadden: Yo, bro.
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: Oh, fuck! No, he will kill us all!
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: But, like, what is killing his wife, killing his kid gonna do, besides him off and make it work?
• 1:35:11
  Brian McFadden: United States.
• 1:35:12
  Testecleese: And he'll be pissed off!
• 1:35:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: oh my god. Oh, I don't like this beehive here. Let's kick it! You know?
• 1:35:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. Have not people learned anything from, like, 6 years of Trump already, you know?
• 1:35:28
  Testecleese: Every time you do this shit.
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: It only gets worse!
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: No, no! That's why I laughed so hard at this Lake America thing.
• 1:35:39
  Testecleese: Canada's a…
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: And at the last minute, he's like, we're not doing it. And Trump was like, fuck you! Lake Ontario is Lake America.
• 1:35:48
  Brian McFadden: Now they're saying their toilet paper… lunch.
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: R.
• 1:35:52
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna… our toilet paper's gonna cost twice as much now.
• 1:35:56
  Testecleese: No, the air… well, no, we'll definitely get to the trade thing.
• 1:36:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because I am a horrible.
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: I have a lot to say about that, actually, which is crazy, because we've been gabbing over a couple stupid points, and it's hilarious.
• 1:36:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup. But, I'm…
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: We talked about…
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: Pretty to go that they didn't really want to be a state, you know.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Man, that was a no-no, they do, they do.
• 1:36:21
  Brian McFadden: They get a lot more benefits, being a territory, they still get, you know.
• 1:36:27
  Brian McFadden: Federal government support, they still got our welfare system, and they don't have to pay anything for it.
• 1:36:32
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, oh, and National Defense.
• 1:36:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: And, yeah.
• 1:36:37
  Brian McFadden: There's actually a VA hospital in Puerto Rico.
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, they came up to a vote for Puerto Rico to become a state, and they were like, no.
• 1:36:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: No, it's like, we get all the benefits of being a state, but we don't have to pay the ridiculous taxes.
• 1:36:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: And I was like, no, good for you guys, honestly!
• 1:36:56
  Brian McFadden: Only thing they don't do, they can't vote for, president. You know, they have a little bit of representative, I believe, in Congress, but not the Senate.
• 1:37:04
  Brian McFadden: I think they're kind of like, oh, they got, don't they have, like…
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: voting member.
• 1:37:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, just like DC.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly. In Guam.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: There's a non-voting member who can say stuff.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: But doesn't get a vote, and…
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: Hey, if that's what we want to do, we're okay with it.
• 1:37:27
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because the Democrats made such a big deal about making it a state, they're all gonna vote Democrat. Like, yeah, no, no, we're all set with paying your Democrat taxes, right?
• 1:37:40
  Testecleese: That's basically what happened, right?
• 1:37:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep,
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: Mostly argue is that taxes are nuts.
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I don't know how Puerto Rican government works, honestly. I have no idea. Do they have their own government? I'm assuming they do.
• 1:37:58
  Brian McFadden: They do. They've got a governor.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: a governor.
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: Okay. Like a state.
• 1:38:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:06
  Brian McFadden: I don't think… I don't think they have a,
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: They're taking advantage of the American model without paying the taxes of an American. No, honestly, good for you.
• 1:38:16
  Testecleese: Like, fuck, hold out as long as you can, right?
• 1:38:21
  Testecleese: Wouldn't you love to stop paying taxes, Brian?
• 1:38:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they have a… they have a governor who's the head of the executive branch, and then they have a Senate and a House of Representatives. They got a Supreme Court, lower court.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go!
• 1:38:37
  Brian McFadden: And, Congress has ultimate authority over Puerto Rico under the U.S. Constitution's Territorial Clause.
• 1:38:44
  Brian McFadden: People born in Puerto Rico, obviously, are U.S. citizens.
• 1:38:48
  Brian McFadden: And their federal representative… representation is Puerto Rico has a residential… resident commissioner in the House of Representatives who can vote in committees and on some House matters, but cannot vote on the final House legislation.
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:39:04
  Brian McFadden: And we already knew they can't vote for president.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: Oh, this is very informing, actually, and brian…
• 1:39:12
  Brian McFadden: So they got the best of both worlds.
• 1:39:14
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, if you were in Puerto Rico, wouldn't you vote the same way?
• 1:39:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course!
• 1:39:18
  Testecleese: I get all the benefits of being an American citizen in an American territory, but I don't have to pay the ridiculous tax, oh, I don't get to vote for president. Doesn't matter, I still have the same benefits.
• 1:39:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, who cares?
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: Remember, how much does the President of the United States affect Puerto Rico?
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: That's… honestly, like… Has… has anyone done anything with Puerto Rico in the last, like, 70 years?
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: And where did we get Puerto Rico?
• 1:39:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's been a.
• 1:39:52
  Testecleese: How did that happen?
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: How did that happen? I'm genuinely curious.
• 1:39:56
  Brian McFadden: Alright, let me get the history of Puerto Rico.
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, was it Spanish?
• 1:40:01
  Brian McFadden: I think it was in the war.
• 1:40:04
  Brian McFadden: He had territory in one of the.
• 1:40:07
  Testecleese: Oh… It might have been the Spanish-American War, honestly, you're right.
• 1:40:12
  Testecleese: These days.
• 1:40:13
  Brian McFadden: Speaks Spanish.
• 1:40:14
  Testecleese: Typically, right?
• 1:40:15
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here… Columbus got there in 19… in 1493… Yep, during the Spanish-American War, Spain ceded to Puerto Rico to the U.S. under the Treaty of Paris.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 1:40:30
  Brian McFadden: And then in 1900, they established a civilian U.S. government, and then in 1917, they granted Puerto Ricans U.S. citizenship.
• 1:40:41
  Brian McFadden: And then 19… That was only 19…
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: haven't seen.
• 1:40:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep, in 1952, Puerto Rico adopted its own constitution and became the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico.
• 1:40:52
  Brian McFadden: And then… So, yeah, we got it during the Spanish-American War.
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: That was a long time ago.
• 1:40:59
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: Didn't… did…
• 1:41:00
  Brian McFadden: It's probably… I think that's longer than Guam.
• 1:41:04
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah, I'm almost certain, and now you're… I know you're already looking it up because you said it.
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: I'm almost certain, because Guam was British, wasn't it?
• 1:41:18
  Testecleese: I don't remember how or why we got Guam, and I…
• 1:41:23
  Testecleese: I don't think people understand where Guam is.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: Brian, yes.
• 1:41:31
  Testecleese: You know how small…
• 1:41:32
  Brian McFadden: Pacific Ocean.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you understand how small that island is, like…
• 1:41:36
  Brian McFadden: It's near… near… it's close… in between Philippines and the Marshall Islands.
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: They… when I left the Navy, they offered me a job… if I stayed in, they offered me a job in Guam at MWR, handing out basketballs.
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: And I was like, I would lose my mind in 3 months. Like, what? I was like, I would walk the entire island in one day.
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: And then I'd lose my mind, because there's nothing else to do, you know?
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: Do people wanna… do you wanna sit… you… have you been to Guam?
• 1:42:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: Well, the mile in… the island is, what, 3 miles long?
• 1:42:15
  Testecleese: About, like, a half mile wide.
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: Or something silly like that.
• 1:42:19
  Testecleese: There's… there's nothing.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: Nothing besides an airstrip.
• 1:42:26
  Testecleese: I was like, why would I want to be on that island for 3 years?
• 1:42:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's bigger than… than Diego Garcia.
• 1:42:35
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My mistake, Brian.
• 1:42:39
  Testecleese: They offered me Diego Garcia.
• 1:42:41
  Brian McFadden: I know that, have we talked about it before?
• 1:42:43
  Testecleese: You're right.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: Thank you for calling me out of my own drunkenness, actually.
• 1:42:49
  Testecleese: They offered me Diego Garcia, not Guam. And I was like, yeah, that's the tiny island. I was like, I would walk the whole island, see everything in, like, a day.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: Dude, I walk in my backyard every day I see new shit, you know what I mean?
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, Shit ton of deer.
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: I am really tempted to get a bow, because when rifle season shows up, most of the… the deer that…
• 1:43:19
  Testecleese: Walk up to my house.
• 1:43:21
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: aren't there anymore, because they got taken out by bows, you know?
• 1:43:27
  Testecleese: But I can use a crossbow in bow season.
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: I just have to follow rifle laws as well.
• 1:43:39
  Testecleese: Dude, crossbow sounds fun, doesn't it?
• 1:43:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: Come on, that's old school.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: Alright, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We moved on, we're moving on to immigration, huh?
• 1:43:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:43:56
  Brian McFadden: Finally.
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, check this out, woo!
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: I believe is her name, right? In Boston?
• 1:44:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we… you go… we go through this every time.
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, Wu, I think,
• 1:44:15
  Brian McFadden: I can't remember. I can't remember.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: I can't remember the governor, either.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: She's putting pressure on local businesses to stop letting ice Use their parking spaces.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: To include, especially, Parking garages.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: There's the other…
• 1:44:39
  Brian McFadden: Sorry to do that?
• 1:44:42
  Brian McFadden: They're paying for these spaces, they're renting them out, so the businesses are making money.
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: She does not have the authority to stop them, but she did not order them to stop, she asked them to stop.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: And these local businesses said exactly what you said, it's like, you have no authority to tell me who I can rent my parking spaces to, because
• 1:45:02
  Testecleese: If they don't win in the ice.
• 1:45:04
  Brian McFadden: they may not make any money on the parking spaces, you know?
• 1:45:08
  Testecleese: Trust me, Boston's gonna make money on parking.
• 1:45:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I mean, the government's gonna pay more than a tourist does for a parking.
• 1:45:14
  Testecleese: Well, the government reservers bought 3 hours in advance for an extra $100, right?
• 1:45:19
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, exactly.
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll keep it open, don't worry, buddy.
• 1:45:24
  Testecleese: And she's like, please stop doing this. And they're like, fuck you, lady.
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: I'm making money, you know?
• 1:45:35
  Testecleese: Because you know as well as I am.
• 1:45:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, this CEO from the real estate board, he came out and said, well, ICE is currently paying
• 1:45:42
  Brian McFadden: $30 a spot, And that's gonna equal up to $13 million over a 5-year lease.
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: Well, there you go.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: He's like, I'm gonna make a shit ton of money, right?
• 1:45:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: And she's saying, just don't do it. It's like, I'm not gonna say no to $5 million.
• 1:46:03
  Brian McFadden: No, because… yeah, that's a lot of money, that… that keeps the business profitable.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: Hey, I… you go to a big ol' plot of farmland, don't you?
• 1:46:14
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: If you found out that turning it into a literal parking lot
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: Would make you $5 million a year?
• 1:46:23
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: You would turn into a parking lot instantly, wouldn't you?
• 1:46:26
  Brian McFadden: Probably, yeah.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: Or as fast as you could.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: They go, 5 million a year?
• 1:46:34
  Testecleese: Fuck the corn, right?
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: Someone else can grow corn.
• 1:46:42
  Testecleese: What do you guys grow out there in Michigan? Is it corn?
• 1:46:45
  Brian McFadden: It's corn and soybeans.
• 1:46:48
  Testecleese: Soy… oh my god, so… Right, of course, of course it's soy.
• 1:46:55
  Testecleese: Fucking soy boys.
• 1:46:59
  Testecleese: excuse me.
• 1:47:04
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:47:05
  Testecleese: So, this is fun. This is very fun.
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: A judge stopped Marco Rubio, Secretary of State, Well, on… let's be real, Arguably.
• 1:47:19
  Testecleese: Maybe even, actually, the second most powerful man on the planet?
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: A lot of people say the VP, but you know as well as I that the, Secretary of State has more power.
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: Then the vice president, right?
• 1:47:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Testecleese: Rubio was, looking to, freeze immigration from 75 countries.
• 1:47:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for Birthright citizen, for tourism.
• 1:47:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:47:54
  Testecleese: And,
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: They said no. A judge said no. And then judge… and then Trump was like, okay, okay, this is how we're gonna do it.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: then, we're gonna look at every single visa and read them individually.
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: From here on out, and no one gets.
• 1:48:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, that's gonna… That's… that's gonna…
• 1:48:22
  Brian McFadden: That's gonna be, the blue flu for visas, you know? Ain't nobody getting into the U.S.
• 1:48:28
  Testecleese: no one can get in. And everyone's like, oh, fuck, we can't stop that. It's like, they're saying they're actually gonna read the applications? Like, that's actually the point, right?
• 1:48:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah,
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: Fuck! Fuck, we fucked ourselves hard on that one! So, yeah, now apparently, it looks like no one's gonna get a visa, basically, unless you're, like, a rock star, an athlete.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: or a fucking super genius coming to get a job, you know what I mean?
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: I'm not against this. This doesn't sound terrible.
• 1:49:09
  Brian McFadden: No, no, I love the idea, you know? It's like, the federal judges want to get involved and try to rule the government. Well, screw you. There's…
• 1:49:18
  Brian McFadden: We can solve this problem by, you know, slowing down immigration.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Stopping it. Yeah, exactly, we'll just clog the fuck out of it.
• 1:49:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for at least a couple of years before Trump's in office.
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: I'm gonna be 100% honest, this is a very Democrat theory, in terms of just slow it the fuck down.
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: This is… this is what, Biden basically did with, student loans, right?
• 1:49:43
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: But, but if that's within the rules, it's within the rules.
• 1:49:47
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: And it's… you gotta play by your own rules.
• 1:49:53
  Brian McFadden: And they also just paused, interviews around the world.
• 1:49:57
  Brian McFadden: for, public charge training. So basically, they want to make sure that all the people doing these interviews
• 1:50:04
  Brian McFadden: make sure that the people coming to the U.S. are not gonna end up on the, social dole anytime soon.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: Well, I thought that was supposed to be a part of the process, and I thought…
• 1:50:15
  Brian McFadden: It is, it is, but it's… it's not looked at very closely.
• 1:50:20
  Testecleese: And I also thought that making sure that they're not gonna come here to frickin' blow up a federal building was supposed to be part of the process too, but apparently it's not.
• 1:50:29
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:50:30
  Brian McFadden: That's still allowed.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: Like, why would you… why would someone move here who hates our country? Maybe to blow it up.
• 1:50:38
  Testecleese: Who cares? Let them move in next door to you. They hate everything that is me.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: You know? Yeah.
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: Sorry, Brian, this… this Lindsey Clindsay thing, I know I keep bringing it up, and…
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: I'm sorry I'm doing this. It's really rattling my faith in humanity, and I don't know what to do with it.
• 1:51:08
  Testecleese: I'm starting to think there are no good people.
• 1:51:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:15
  Testecleese: and I'm watching the socialists start to take over.
• 1:51:19
  Testecleese: And… I'm willing to admit, probably 80% of these socialists are fucking stupid and have no idea what they're talking about.
• 1:51:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. But there's a ton…
• 1:51:30
  Testecleese: There's a shit ton of people in charge that know what they're doing, they're doing it on a purpose.
• 1:51:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Testecleese: Dude, I'm waiting for the next flood from God, and you know what? He promised he wouldn't do it again.
• 1:51:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she did, yep,
• 1:51:48
  Testecleese: So, I don't know what to do.
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: Maybe nuclear war, because I live on a mountaintop in the middle of nowhere, who the fuck's gonna…
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: Bomb Point Mountain in West Virginia, right?
• 1:52:06
  Testecleese: Fuck everyone, I'll just eat deer and bell peppers, you know?
• 1:52:15
  Testecleese: You know how easy bell peppers are to grow?
• 1:52:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: Do you eat bell peppers?
• 1:52:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:21
  Testecleese: Oh, there's… I put… I put bell peppers and onions on everything.
• 1:52:26
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you, everything… If it's not weird, like, if I'm getting a filet mignon.
• 1:52:33
  Testecleese: Should I say no? I might put bell peppers on onions on the side.
• 1:52:39
  Brian McFadden: You put it on your mac and cheese?
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: Mmm… I don't need a lot of mac and cheese, I'm…
• 1:52:44
  Brian McFadden: I wonder why.
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: Duo Dairy.
• 1:52:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, check this out.
• 1:52:48
  Testecleese: Check this out! The wife, when she went out to take her, hunting license test, right?
• 1:52:58
  Testecleese: It was at this old-school, like.
• 1:53:01
  Testecleese: Farm, like, real farm, and they had a school to teach you how to, like, homestead, etc.
• 1:53:08
  Testecleese: She, they offered her coffee, she took the coffee.
• 1:53:12
  Testecleese: She asked for cream, like, well, we don't have cream.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: She's like, well, okay, I can do milk. They go, we only have raw milk.
• 1:53:21
  Brian McFadden: Bye. Alright?
• 1:53:22
  Testecleese: They put raw… she's like, okay, yeah, I could do raw milk. They put it in her coffee.
• 1:53:27
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't taste the same.
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: No, she shit her brains out for, like, 5 days, right?
• 1:53:33
  Testecleese: And she's like, what happened? I was like, you had weird dairy. I was like, this is what happens when I have, if I drink a glass of milk.
• 1:53:43
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:53:44
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if your stomach's used to it, it's one thing, you know, but, you know…
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: I just, I, I laughed my ass off.
• 1:53:51
  Brian McFadden: I'm watching her…
• 1:53:52
  Testecleese: deal with a lactose intolerance issue, you know? She drinks whole milk, you know? I could do milk. I was like, I don't think you understand what.
• 1:54:01
  Brian McFadden: But it's pasteurized.
• 1:54:02
  Testecleese: milk is. Yeah, exactly. Like, that thing's straight out of the animal. Whatever weird disease that animal has is in that milk, you know?
• 1:54:13
  Testecleese: Shit, her own cousin almost died, like, 7 years ago from drinking unpasteurized goat milk.
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: Granted, that kid, like, drank it like it was milk, because it was milk.
• 1:54:28
  Brian McFadden: But she…
• 1:54:28
  Testecleese: She's like, oh, it's only splashing my coffee, it'll be okay.
• 1:54:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: You have no idea what you just put into your coffee cup, you know?
• 1:54:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:39
  Testecleese: I just… I… this is months… oh, shit, this is… Yeah, 10 months ago.
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: By the way, we've been watching the craters.
• 1:54:53
  Testecleese: They're getting close to the house, they're getting less and less afraid of the dogs.
• 1:54:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:01
  Testecleese: We got…
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: I know when you looked at it from the front, it looked like a small plot of land, but it goes way back.
• 1:55:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:10
  Testecleese: We're… we got a spot, we're, looking to set up a… a deer blind.
• 1:55:15
  Brian McFadden: That's a good idea.
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: And find a spot to… Find a spot, and we're gonna start sprinkling food there now.
• 1:55:24
  Testecleese: You're not allowed to do this on federal property, you can't bait deer.
• 1:55:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:29
  Testecleese: to hunt, but West Virginia says it's okay.
• 1:55:33
  Testecleese: on your own property. I could put food out for, like, 3 months.
• 1:55:39
  Testecleese: let the deer come here looking for food, and then I can shoot them and eat them.
• 1:55:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: Batten them up and then eat them.
• 1:55:46
  Brian McFadden: Go.
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, shit. You're from Michigan. You've had venison before, haven't you?
• 1:55:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: It's not… it's not THAT bad, is it?
• 1:55:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: Now, it's not a steak, that's for damn, Skippy, but…
• 1:56:05
  Testecleese: You know, you're not a professional meat processor either, right?
• 1:56:09
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:56:12
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: w… Oh, shit, before we move on…
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: State Department's looking to revoke 750 visas? This is, this is becoming a real thing.
• 1:56:26
  Testecleese: They're looking to send people home who shouldn't be here.
• 1:56:31
  Brian McFadden: Where they have their babies.
• 1:56:32
  Testecleese: They're also trying… no, they're also trying to revoke citizenship from people.
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: I don't know if you've seen this.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: But there's been real movement citizenship from people that, god's citizenship under, false…
• 1:56:51
  Brian McFadden: Presenters.
• 1:56:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: Shit, isn't Ilhan Homar's brother, like, top on the list on that one?
• 1:57:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, he married into citizenship.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: Yes, but you can't marry your sister to be a citizen.
• 1:57:07
  Brian McFadden: Fairly.
• 1:57:08
  Testecleese: the United States.
• 1:57:09
  Brian McFadden: In Minnesota, you can.
• 1:57:11
  Testecleese: Whoa…
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: Hang on there.
• 1:57:16
  Testecleese: Alright, what… Bitches Be Crazy is next?
• 1:57:22
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: Brian?
• 1:57:27
  Testecleese: It's been a minute.
• 1:57:29
  Testecleese: It's been a minute!
• 1:57:32
  Testecleese: Another dildo was thrown on a WNBA court.
• 1:57:38
  Brian McFadden: And somebody got arrested for it.
• 1:57:41
  Brian McFadden: He's been banned from all NBA and WNBA games, man!
• 1:57:47
  Brian McFadden: Sucks to be him.
• 1:57:50
  Brian McFadden: How will he ever live?
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: I'll just watch it on TV, I guess, and it's gonna cost way less money!
• 1:57:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup, I'm gonna save up a billion. If he's going to NBA games, he's gonna save a ton of money. WM games are probably not so expensive.
• 1:58:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, you probably saved money buying it versus watching it on TV. I just… because for a while, it was raining dildos, right? Wasn't that the name of it?
• 1:58:15
  Brian McFadden: That was an excellent episode. It's really good.
• 1:58:17
  Testecleese: dildos.
• 1:58:18
  Brian McFadden: Didn't have pitched.
• 1:58:19
  Testecleese: Is your wife up?
• 1:58:20
  Brian McFadden: No, that was the… That was the other one?
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure… oh, okay, that… okay, the other one pissed her off.
• 1:58:29
  Brian McFadden: This is our wives,
• 1:58:31
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure when you said something, I was like, it's raining dildos? That's inappropriate. Then you explained it, and it's like, oh, okay.
• 1:58:40
  Testecleese: No, you're right. The, the retarded girls in lingerie…
• 1:58:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:58:46
  Testecleese: Pissed everyone off, didn't it?
• 1:58:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we sure did.
• 1:58:50
  Testecleese: The problem is, Victoria's Secret still did the retarded girl in lingerie, didn't they?
• 1:58:57
  Testecleese: Were we the assholes, or was Victoria's Secret?
• 1:59:01
  Brian McFadden: Victoria's Secret.
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: The issue was fucking hot, remember that?
• 1:59:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: No!
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: I'm gonna stop before I get myself in trouble.
• 1:59:13
  Brian McFadden: So, I didn't share a whole lot of WNBA stuff this week, but you seem to keep the full.
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 1:59:20
  Brian McFadden: No, I…
• 1:59:21
  Testecleese: I tried to stop it, but you shared one thing, I was like, okay, we're doing it, let's fucking do it, let's drop it all, let's have the story, you know what I mean?
• 1:59:30
  Brian McFadden: But, Enes Cantor got ejected from a Sky Fever game over a verbal altercation with Natasha Cloud, which she started, and she got no repercussions for starting the whole deal.
• 1:59:44
  Testecleese: It started, but she cussed him out, and she's
• 1:59:46
  Testecleese: Sophie Cunningham is never gonna sleep.
• 1:59:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she said I'm Multiple times. Multiple times.
• 1:59:53
  Testecleese: And it's like, first of all, any professional sport, honestly, football, baseball, hockey.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Basketball. An athlete starts yelling at a fan, and.
• 2:00:04
  Brian McFadden: They're ejected immediately.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: And then…
• 2:00:07
  Brian McFadden: Suspended without…
• 2:00:08
  Testecleese: pay, right?
• 2:00:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep,
• 2:00:12
  Brian McFadden: No questions asked.
• 2:00:13
  Testecleese: Instead, the big, powerful man got thrown out, whereas women are just as powerful as men.
• 2:00:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: And, trans women are women.
• 2:00:25
  Testecleese: And… Their entire policy is, we're gonna allow
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: People born male to be women and play basketball.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: And that… Sorry, I'm getting way ahead of myself.
• 2:00:45
  Testecleese: Where were we? Come back to where we were, let's have a conversation versus me ranting, I'm sorry.
• 2:00:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:00:53
  Testecleese: Venus cancer getting chucked out.
• 2:00:55
  Brian McFadden: Huh? Yep. And he was wearing a shirt that was defining what a woman is, and she didn't like that either.
• 2:01:03
  Testecleese: But she was one of the biggest advocates for trans women to play basketball.
• 2:01:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's now the… Now, the cows are coming home to roost, and they don't like.
• 2:01:16
  Testecleese: Cows don't roost, chickens do.
• 2:01:19
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean.
• 2:01:20
  Testecleese: I do, but I just thought it was funny, because it's clear you haven't done this. You had some chickens for a while.
• 2:01:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:01:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, you miss the free eggs, don't you?
• 2:01:33
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:01:35
  Testecleese: I know when I'm here, this shit's gold! Darn COVID, remember that?
• 2:01:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:01:42
  Testecleese: I have eggs!
• 2:01:48
  Testecleese: But, yeah, I think… I think it's a mess, honestly,
• 2:01:52
  Testecleese: there… the WNBA's argument has always been that trans women are women, and you just have to be a woman to play basketball in the WNBA.
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: And now this, I know you're clearly a man, but the… the… here's the big issue, is there I…
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: Their argument for what a trans woman is, is anyone who identifies as a woman.
• 2:02:14
  Testecleese: How can you prove he doesn't identify as a woman?
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: I think they're up for a giant lawsuit, dude.
• 2:02:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I think so too, because they're gonna find a way to keep…
• 2:02:25
  Brian McFadden: these two trans men from in the draft, and that's gonna be a lawsuit, and they're gonna end up going bankrupt.
• 2:02:33
  Brian McFadden: It might even mess up with the NBA's money, too.
• 2:02:36
  Testecleese: Well, no, no, no, no.
• 2:02:38
  Testecleese: NBA?
• 2:02:40
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure they are technically separate organizations, NBA just subsidizes them. I'm pretty sure the NBA can cut off funding. Period.
• 2:02:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: Which is my big… Thought here is…
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: WNBA's gonna go under, because there's no way the NBA is going to pay this lawsuit.
• 2:03:02
  Testecleese: For sexual discrimination. And they made a big public spectacle of it.
• 2:03:08
  Testecleese: Right. It's like… You can't speak out of both sides of your mouth. Is this your rule or not?
• 2:03:15
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:03:18
  Testecleese: And, yeah, I think… I think they're bone, dude. Juice…
• 2:03:22
  Testecleese: Do you see a situation where they don't get nailed?
• 2:03:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:03:27
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:03:28
  Testecleese: You don't…
• 2:03:28
  Brian McFadden: Another way they don't get nailed is if they let.
• 2:03:31
  Testecleese: Where's, where's he gonna go?
• 2:03:32
  Brian McFadden: Come into the draft.
• 2:03:35
  Testecleese: I mean, they threw him out for, a… an athlete.
• 2:03:41
  Testecleese: Cussing him out.
• 2:03:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:03:43
  Testecleese: And he got thrown out.
• 2:03:46
  Testecleese: That's a lawsuit right there, isn't it?
• 2:03:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:03:51
  Testecleese: And then he's got the whole, you're discriminating against my gender.
• 2:03:57
  Testecleese: or whatever you want to call it, I don't… I don't even fucking know, honestly. Because… trans, what's a man, what's a woman, right?
• 2:04:06
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:04:07
  Testecleese: But if you're saying you can't play because you're a man.
• 2:04:10
  Testecleese: But you said that all I have to do is say I'm a woman.
• 2:04:19
  Testecleese: Oh, man, this is… Good luck. They're gonna… they're gonna get nailed in a lawsuit.
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: Good luck trying to explain this. Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 2:04:29
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I've heard a lot of people say, well, he's clearly not trying to be a woman. You think you'd at least shave his face, and I shared a dozen pictures.
• 2:04:39
  Testecleese: Videos.
• 2:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Of trans women who…
• 2:04:42
  Testecleese: So brave, so beautiful!
• 2:04:43
  Brian McFadden: Who'd you?
• 2:04:44
  Testecleese: Did one just happen in, like, America's Got Talent or something like that?
• 2:04:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't watch the show.
• 2:04:49
  Testecleese: Oh, whatever, one of these shows, like, a dude in a dress sangs a full beard, granted, nicely manicured, clean.
• 2:04:59
  Testecleese: His beard, though… With a woman, and I was supposed to accept this.
• 2:05:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:05:06
  Testecleese: As a woman. I was like, this is the same fucking argument, you know?
• 2:05:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:13
  Testecleese: And it's funny, too, one person said.
• 2:05:16
  Testecleese: Well, you're clearly trying to get an advantage to sports. Who else has ever done this before? And I said, oh, you mean besides Leah Thomas?
• 2:05:26
  Brian McFadden: Who's that?
• 2:05:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. We're like, so you're telling me that these kids can be trans and play in women's girl sports until, what? Until what, they're 18? Until they get through college. Because Leah Thomas did it in college, right?
• 2:05:40
  Brian McFadden: Yup, she was a college swimmer.
• 2:05:42
  Testecleese: Yep. And then, as soon as it gets to the point where you can make money doing it and not allowed to compete, what the fuck was the point of the entire excursion?
• 2:05:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:05:54
  Testecleese: And they don't like to see their part… it pisses them off so much.
• 2:05:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: You're literally telling me, you can do it, you can do it, but when you get there, you can't have it.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:06:08
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I think they're boned.
• 2:06:11
  Testecleese: You set your doctrine? This is it?
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: All you had to do was say was, no, woman is XX. That's all you had to say. It's all they needed to say!
• 2:06:21
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:06:24
  Testecleese: But they couldn't do it.
• 2:06:25
  Brian McFadden: Because she came out and said, you know, to every trans kid person, you are a part of my community and my tribe, you belong, you're loved, you're seen, you're perfect as you are, and you'll always be protected by me.
• 2:06:38
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 2:06:39
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:06:40
  Testecleese: And what gets me about that is, you said, you're perfect.
• 2:06:44
  Testecleese: The way you are, it's like, if they were perfect the way they are, they wouldn't have transitioned.
• 2:06:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:06:52
  Testecleese: I, I don't know.
• 2:06:56
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what I think of the Catholic Church anymore, and…
• 2:06:59
  Testecleese: I'm not sure this is the right place to have this conversation, Brian, but I'm having issues with the Catholic Church in my mind. It's not just the Catholic Church, but it's just…
• 2:07:09
  Testecleese: Christianity and religion in general.
• 2:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:07:16
  Testecleese: never mind. Nevermind.
• 2:07:21
  Testecleese: Back to what we were talking about, I was about to go off on a weird tangent that I'm doing on my own.
• 2:07:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, the terrified WNBA is,
• 2:07:35
  Brian McFadden: He says he's learned his drafe.
• 2:07:38
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, because they told him he can't… he's not eligible.
• 2:07:41
  Testecleese: But they didn't really say why.
• 2:07:46
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:07:47
  Brian McFadden: That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
• 2:07:49
  Testecleese: Oh, you kidding me?
• 2:07:51
  Testecleese: His lawyers have already handed over paperwork saying, keep all your documents, you're going to court.
• 2:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:07:59
  Testecleese: And it… Like, like we said…
• 2:08:03
  Testecleese: This is gonna be a… oh.
• 2:08:06
  Testecleese: This is the job that's… Tens of millions of dollars a year. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 2:08:13
  Brian McFadden: That's NW.
• 2:08:14
  Testecleese: NBA, that's NBA.
• 2:08:16
  Brian McFadden: W!
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: We're talking about.
• 2:08:19
  Brian McFadden: Probably hundreds, hundred thousand, if that.
• 2:08:25
  Testecleese: But if you're the greatest player in the league… he was talking about breaking Wilt Chamberlain's record for 100 points a game.
• 2:08:33
  Brian McFadden: He would in the WNBA!
• 2:08:38
  Testecleese: And again, the argument of what is a woman comes up.
• 2:08:42
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:08:43
  Testecleese: But they won't… if you can't define what a woman is, how can you say this person can't compete?
• 2:08:48
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, exactly.
• 2:08:51
  Testecleese: And it's… I'm laughing my nuts off, because they're gonna get sued into oblivion.
• 2:08:56
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:08:57
  Brian McFadden: I agree with you.
• 2:08:59
  Testecleese: And Royce White has made some good arguments. Don't get me wrong, I've laughed at him more.
• 2:09:05
  Testecleese: Because, he's got that, holy shit, I'm a giant, giant black man voice, you know what I mean?
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, like, James Earl Jones voice, you know what I mean?
• 2:09:16
  Brian McFadden: You know… Yo.
• 2:09:19
  Testecleese: Do you see when he showed up in a wig?
• 2:09:23
  Testecleese: he wore a blonde wigs. I'm a woman. I used to play basketball. And I was like, holy shit.
• 2:09:29
  Brian McFadden: Shit!
• 2:09:29
  Testecleese: This is great.
• 2:09:32
  Testecleese: And I love how the Democrats are like, they're just trying to, like, hyperbolize it and make it… make a point of it, like, yes, that's literally what they're trying to do.
• 2:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:42
  Testecleese: They're trying to make you make a decision.
• 2:09:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's the whole point of it, you know? They want… they want some clearly… they want better definitions of what a woman is, you know, and what the rules are.
• 2:09:56
  Testecleese: Where'd be… Especially because women have special…
• 2:10:00
  Testecleese: privileges under the Civil Rights Act. And if we don't know what a woman is, who knows gets… who knows who gets those privileges?
• 2:10:08
  Brian McFadden: But why doesn't a woman try to go out for the NBA draft?
• 2:10:13
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, many do, but almost… almost all of them, besides, like, Brittany Griner, a couple of women.
• 2:10:23
  Testecleese: I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, Brian, I cannot compete against those women in basketball, and you know it.
• 2:10:30
  Brian McFadden: Right? No, - no.
• 2:10:32
  Testecleese: I would be embarrassed by these ladies.
• 2:10:36
  Testecleese: But, in his canter?
• 2:10:38
  Testecleese: Would embarrass them like they were 7-year-old kids on a basketball.
• 2:10:45
  Testecleese: Every time I see how tall this asshole is, he's taller. I swear to God. What, 6'8"? I think it is?
• 2:10:55
  Testecleese: 6, 8!
• 2:10:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:10:58
  Testecleese: This man's… this man could possibly reach up and drop the ball in the basket!
• 2:11:02
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah, because the ball's the slower and the ball's smaller.
• 2:11:06
  Testecleese: And he's got a smaller ball and a slower hoop.
• 2:11:10
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:11:16
  Brian McFadden: And you see here where, now that college football players and college players can get paid, that, we've got an NFL player that didn't make it in the NFL going back to college to get paid.
• 2:11:30
  Testecleese: I don't think he gets paid to go to college.
• 2:11:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you can, yeah, yeah, you… you can… you can get paid…
• 2:11:38
  Brian McFadden: By, like, your… your name recognition, your phase recognition, there's…
• 2:11:43
  Testecleese: your team.
• 2:11:44
  Brian McFadden: There's ways to get paid. Yeah, there are ways to get paid, and they… years ago, that wasn't a thing anymore.
• 2:11:51
  Brian McFadden: But now… and also, they just changed the rules where…
• 2:11:56
  Brian McFadden: Grants, most Division I athletes 5 years of eligibility, or 5 years, but that doesn't take effect until next season, so he got in under the wire.
• 2:12:06
  Testecleese: Here's the problem, dude, with this Division 1 thing.
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: Is there a lot of D3 players that are absolutely amazing, that couldn't afford the D1
• 2:12:16
  Testecleese: And weren't quite good enough to get the D1 full scholarship for football.
• 2:12:22
  Testecleese: I'm just saying there are a lot of guys that are really good at football that never get a real shot. Right. You know?
• 2:12:29
  Testecleese: That's anything, though, isn't it? I suppose.
• 2:12:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:12:32
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:12:35
  Testecleese: I could have been a great politician.
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: I never, I never took the initiative.
• 2:12:41
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:12:42
  Testecleese: You know I can argue any… any stupid point.
• 2:12:46
  Testecleese: They make it sound logical, even when I know it's stupid.
• 2:12:54
  Brian McFadden: Department of Education. Wow, in his category in a while.
• 2:12:58
  Testecleese: Linda McMahon's involved, finally!
• 2:13:01
  Brian McFadden: You've done Evolve!
• 2:13:03
  Testecleese: Yes, I understand, Brian, but how long have we been talking about kid diddlin' by lady teachers? And Linda's finally getting involved.
• 2:13:11
  Brian McFadden: For, like, 20 years.
• 2:13:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep, she's vowing to crack down on teachers' sexual misconduct, so we'll see if she's able to do anything.
• 2:13:26
  Brian McFadden: That seems more like… I mean, the licensing comes from the states for teachers, so I'm not sure…
• 2:13:34
  Brian McFadden: What the federal government role would be in place for that, and even if they have a role.
• 2:13:41
  Brian McFadden: But, you know…
• 2:13:46
  Brian McFadden: Sure, more over… more government oversight when we're trying to get rid of the Department of Education.
• 2:13:53
  Brian McFadden: And meanwhile, we've got a San Diego high school student that were attacked over a pro-Trump LGBT poster.
• 2:14:05
  Testecleese: What's up with women?
• 2:14:08
  Testecleese: and kids. This, this… it's okay to diddle kids.
• 2:14:14
  Testecleese: If you're a woman, and it's okay to kill your kids if you're a woman.
• 2:14:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I'm bringing out my libertarian mind in this, and like.
• 2:14:22
  Testecleese: Oh, wow, this… hold on!
• 2:14:23
  Brian McFadden: What role does the federal government have?
• 2:14:26
  Testecleese: Alarm, alarm!
• 2:14:27
  Brian McFadden: the states are the ones that license the teachers, not the federal government, and we're trying to get rid of the Department of Education, so what does… what authority does the Department of Education have over school districts?
• 2:14:44
  Testecleese: Well, as of right now, a bunch.
• 2:14:48
  Testecleese: And… maybe… I… I fully agreed with abolishing the Department of Education, actually, and from what I've been seeing, from what you and I have been covering.
• 2:15:01
  Testecleese: Maybe we need it, honestly.
• 2:15:04
  Testecleese: Shit's fucked up, they're teaching kids stupid shit.
• 2:15:10
  Testecleese: All these ladies are diddling their students.
• 2:15:17
  Testecleese: We… we haven't even made an effort to cover teachers, diddling kids. It just shows up, and we share it, right?
• 2:15:26
  Testecleese: And it's always a woman diddling a kid, not a man. I say always, but…
• 2:15:33
  Testecleese: Once or twice, it was a guy, right?
• 2:15:36
  Brian McFadden: Right here.
• 2:15:36
  Testecleese: West Virginia.
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:15:40
  Testecleese: Maybe we do need federal oversight.
• 2:15:44
  Testecleese: if… if these… Teachers are gonna be diddlin' in our kids.
• 2:15:52
  Testecleese: Huh? It's better than me showing up with a fucking baseball bat, isn't it?
• 2:15:57
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 2:16:00
  Testecleese: And that's a low end. If I find out someone diddled my kid, it's probably not gonna be a baseball bat, but we're not gonna have that conversation so we don't get banned, right?
• 2:16:08
  Brian McFadden: Alright,
• 2:16:10
  Testecleese: I just, like, I talked to my father last night on the phone.
• 2:16:14
  Testecleese: It's been a while since I talked to him. It felt really good to speak to him again, and… Good. Sorry, Brian, I understand you just lost your father, but…
• 2:16:22
  Testecleese: That's actually part of the reason why I called him, honestly.
• 2:16:25
  Brian McFadden: Good, good, good.
• 2:16:26
  Testecleese: Right? I was like, he's only got a couple years left, he's, what, 73, you know?
• 2:16:33
  Testecleese: I even specifically told them, I was like, if you killed my kids, I would kill you.
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: And he's like, well, I would expect you to. What kind of man would you be if you didn't?
• 2:16:43
  Testecleese: You know? I'm like, thank you for understanding my argument, because everyone else gets pissed off when I say that, you know?
• 2:16:52
  Testecleese: People always… I keep saying, it's like, if I came home, I found my wife, on the lawn.
• 2:16:58
  Testecleese: Wrist cut, broken spine, Oh, the kids are dead in the basement.
• 2:17:04
  Testecleese: I would've gone and found out, then I would have went and killed her.
• 2:17:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:17:08
  Testecleese: I would have stomped on the base of her…
• 2:17:11
  Testecleese: Spine, right there on her skull.
• 2:17:16
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, you kill my kids, I kill you, right?
• 2:17:20
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:17:22
  Testecleese: Again, I'm sorry I keep bringing this up, it just… I don't…
• 2:17:30
  Testecleese: I don't understand what's happening in society, Brian. This is a bigger issue than…
• 2:17:35
  Brian McFadden: This is kind of what we talked about, you know, with my substitute teacher today, you know? It's… this is the whole society issue, you know?
• 2:17:41
  Brian McFadden: It's this, it's, like… Mass shootings, you know? It's mass…
• 2:17:48
  Testecleese: But mass shootings aren't as common as people want to make them sound.
• 2:17:51
  Testecleese: Look, look how… for real, look how enormous this country is.
• 2:17:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you didn't put it in here, but you know… No. Where…
• 2:18:03
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:18:04
  Brian McFadden: Probably Sarah, okay, is coming.
• 2:18:06
  Testecleese: But it's probably curry instead.
• 2:18:08
  Brian McFadden: No, it was Calhoun County Schools. Yeah, I cut…
• 2:18:11
  Testecleese: Two stories out, but because we had similar stories.
• 2:18:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, Calhoun. What happened to Calhoun again?
• 2:18:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've all… all the different school systems in Calum County has… Sign paperwork to give…
• 2:18:29
  Brian McFadden: The local 911 dispatcher in the area.
• 2:18:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he's…
• 2:18:34
  Brian McFadden: Access to their security cameras if 911 is called. That way, the people, the dispatchers can see what's going on before EMS and the cops get there to kind of give them a.
• 2:18:45
  Testecleese: What? Why?
• 2:18:47
  Brian McFadden: inside of what's going on.
• 2:18:49
  Testecleese: Why is Michigan this worried about a school shooting?
• 2:18:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:18:55
  Testecleese: What's going on in Michigan to think this is gonna happen?
• 2:18:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, Cowell County's also a fairly rural county, so, you know, it takes a little bit longer for cops to get anywhere around here, so…
• 2:19:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you, you wouldn't need…
• 2:19:11
  Testecleese: direct access. I don't know, man, I understand the idea, but I also understand the implications. This is Big Brother.
• 2:19:21
  Testecleese: if it was going down, and you could… they had… first of all, I'm… Shocked at high school.
• 2:19:31
  Testecleese: Or whatever it is, has fucking security cameras everywhere.
• 2:19:36
  Testecleese: We didn't have them when I went to high school.
• 2:19:41
  Testecleese: But you think someone would be able to be on the phone, saying they're in this room, they're in this room, you know?
• 2:19:49
  Testecleese: I don't know, just… It almost seems like overreach, but if the people voted for it.
• 2:19:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. If they want Big Brother, they're gonna get Big Brother, you know?
• 2:20:00
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: Man, you seem to disagree with me on this one.
• 2:20:05
  Testecleese: Or at least corrected me when I said they're gonna surveillance on… Kids.
• 2:20:10
  Brian McFadden: Right, right. No, it's only if… It's warranted, you know.
• 2:20:16
  Brian McFadden: Which probably never will be, so…
• 2:20:18
  Testecleese: Wasn't that the argument for flock cameras, too?
• 2:20:22
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 2:20:24
  Testecleese: What's the difference?
• 2:20:26
  Testecleese: Granted, you're not stalking… oh, okay, if you're stalking your ex on that, then you should go to prison.
• 2:20:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because your ex is on her age.
• 2:20:41
  Testecleese: Shit!
• 2:20:42
  Testecleese: was… is it a county, or a school district, or whatever in California is teaching critical race theory to, like, high school kids?
• 2:20:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:20:55
  Testecleese: Pretty sure Trump made that illegal, didn't he?
• 2:20:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but Trump does nothing to do with education in the different states.
• 2:21:04
  Testecleese: Department of Education. This is… this is why…
• 2:21:08
  Testecleese: I was so excited to abolish it altogether, that was the whole idea.
• 2:21:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the textbooks are pretty much all designed in Texas, because it's such a large state, so, I mean…
• 2:21:21
  Testecleese: What? Taxes is at fault? Because California's crazy?
• 2:21:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:21:27
  Brian McFadden: God.
• 2:21:30
  Brian McFadden: They're probably not using a textbook to teach critical race theory. They're probably just winging it
• 2:21:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're using Osama bin Laden's manifesto.
• 2:21:43
  Brian McFadden: It's proof U.S. is targeting Muslim communities.
• 2:21:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, California school is like, yeah, oh, no, oh, bin Laden was right.
• 2:21:53
  Testecleese: He orchestrated 9-11.
• 2:21:56
  Brian McFadden: And this is part of an ethics study, and a graduation requirement.
• 2:22:01
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: You need to understand how bad you are.
• 2:22:07
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:22:08
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:22:11
  Testecleese: He orchestrated 9-11.
• 2:22:15
  Testecleese: He, eat.
• 2:22:16
  Testecleese: Thousands died, right?
• 2:22:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:22:24
  Testecleese: We're not doing that 9-11 story tonight, because it's not enough. We're definitely doing it this year, though, Brian.
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: I know we missed it last year, because Brian loves to tell his 9-11 story, and don't get me wrong, I love to hear it.
• 2:22:38
  Testecleese: But, anyone alive on one inhabit remembers exactly
• 2:22:43
  Testecleese: Where they were, what they were doing.
• 2:22:47
  Testecleese: Brian was on one of the buildings that was hit.
• 2:22:52
  Testecleese: With… with an aircraft.
• 2:22:55
  Testecleese: the Pentagon.
• 2:22:58
  Testecleese: But Canada, apparently, is not even acknowledging 9-11 as a terror attack.
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: They're, they're saying that, oh, it was a plane hijacking.
• 2:23:11
  Testecleese: And the planes crashed, because they didn't know how to fly planes, and they somehow managed to hit
• 2:23:18
  Testecleese: the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, and…
• 2:23:21
  Testecleese: I don't know, like, 3 other buildings, I guess? I don't know, I'm not sure what they all were.
• 2:23:26
  Testecleese: Well, there's Building 7, I think, or something, that no one knows about.
• 2:23:31
  Testecleese: Or… Talks about, rather?
• 2:23:37
  Testecleese: But yeah…
• 2:23:39
  Testecleese: after Canada talked a bunch of shit, because they didn't… they said they were gonna sign some shit, but then didn't.
• 2:23:48
  Testecleese: Shermer's like, okay.
• 2:23:50
  Testecleese: Fuck you.
• 2:23:52
  Testecleese: Lake Ontario is now, Lake America. Like, the Gulf of America.
• 2:23:59
  Testecleese: I think it's hilarious.
• 2:24:01
  Testecleese: Such a petty and stupid thing to do.
• 2:24:04
  Testecleese: And this is why I left my nuts off at Trump, because it's petty and stupid.
• 2:24:09
  Testecleese: But, here's the fun thing. What was it? Was it a governor, or a mayor, or whatever the fuck they have in Canada of Ontario?
• 2:24:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:24:20
  Brian McFadden: It was the… it was…
• 2:24:22
  Testecleese: Premiere or something?
• 2:24:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Prime Minister.
• 2:24:26
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, no. Ontario. Not the country.
• 2:24:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's… I think it was the… the mayor.
• 2:24:32
  Testecleese: Okay, is mayor. That's what they call it?
• 2:24:35
  Testecleese: Anyway, the mayor talked a bunch of shit about Trump renaming Look Ontario. He's the crack-smoking mayor that we
• 2:24:44
  Testecleese: about years ago, Brian.
• 2:24:46
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:24:47
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure there's an episode named The Crack Smoking Mayor, right?
• 2:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:24:54
  Testecleese: He's like, I… I… Lake Ontario.
• 2:24:57
  Testecleese: Smoke some more crack.
• 2:25:00
  Testecleese: It's ours, not yours! First of all, fuck you, who are you?
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: And I understand Michigan is like, oh, no, no, we… we don't… we don't like the name change. Yeah, but Michigan is like…
• 2:25:14
  Testecleese: A bunch of libtards, alright?
• 2:25:16
  Brian McFadden: A lot, yeah, there's a lot of conservatives here, too.
• 2:25:19
  Testecleese: Where?
• 2:25:22
  Brian McFadden: In the county I'm at.
• 2:25:25
  Testecleese: Oh, I mean, people with farmland.
• 2:25:29
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:25:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, but then you get into the city, and they're all fucking Democrat.
• 2:25:33
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:25:33
  Testecleese: Problem is, the city Has 300,000 people, the farmland has… 700 people, you know?
• 2:25:44
  Testecleese: They get voted out every time.
• 2:25:48
  Testecleese: The issue is these assholes don't know where their food comes from, honestly.
• 2:25:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:25:55
  Testecleese: Stag some more! It's like, fuck, that, you know that… you know that means you're…
• 2:26:00
  Testecleese: steak is gonna cost more. Do you know that?
• 2:26:04
  Testecleese: Well, thank you.
• 2:26:05
  Brian McFadden: to Trump, we're gonna get some cheap beef.
• 2:26:08
  Brian McFadden: From Argentina.
• 2:26:10
  Testecleese: Shit, from Argentina? No shit!
• 2:26:12
  Testecleese: Argentina's got a bunch of cattle?
• 2:26:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, technically, we don't know where it's coming from, but we're But, like…
• 2:26:20
  Brian McFadden: A million head of cattle from somewhere, we don't know.
• 2:26:23
  Testecleese: A million?
• 2:26:23
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to… we don't know how it's raised, and, you know, how many antibiotics… I mean, there's a reason why we haven't been taking Argentina beef anytime recently, is because it's been banned.
• 2:26:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:26:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, USDA, right?
• 2:26:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:26:43
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me. USC…
• 2:26:46
  Brian McFadden: Trump's gonna waive the rules to get cheap beef, but at the same time, he's gonna screw up the U.S. cattle industry because the ranchers can't afford to stay in business, because since he made that announcement.
• 2:26:58
  Brian McFadden: Cattle Futures is… is… went through the basement, you know?
• 2:27:04
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I tell you what… Buy cattle futures now?
• 2:27:09
  Testecleese: Because I… I… I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.
• 2:27:12
  Testecleese: what's gonna happen is Trump's gonna say.
• 2:27:16
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, we'll buy all these…
• 2:27:19
  Testecleese: All this beef, all these cows, all… whatever.
• 2:27:23
  Testecleese: But it has to be ground beef.
• 2:27:26
  Brian McFadden: That's very much.
• 2:27:27
  Testecleese: So, when we cook it.
• 2:27:29
  Testecleese: it's cooked off and safe. Now, every cattle rancher in the United States can still sell steaks.
• 2:27:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:27:36
  Testecleese: So, by… beef futures… buy beef stock now. I'm not giving financial advice, do not take my advice.
• 2:27:47
  Testecleese: But… that, that's it.
• 2:27:50
  Testecleese: You know this was gonna happen, right?
• 2:27:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:27:53
  Testecleese: You know, if you just made it ground beef, it's easy to cook. When you cook it, you kill literally everything, right? That's the whole point.
• 2:28:00
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:28:01
  Testecleese: and ground beefy's easy to kill it. See, that's the issue with a steak. You…
• 2:28:08
  Brian McFadden: You wanna know how I was raised?
• 2:28:10
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 2:28:10
  Brian McFadden: No water is fed.
• 2:28:12
  Testecleese: Not even that, but you want a, almost cool…
• 2:28:18
  Testecleese: But warm, pink center, don't you, on your steak.
• 2:28:22
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 2:28:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:28:24
  Brian McFadden: Got it.
• 2:28:24
  Testecleese: Right? No, it ever was? I, I know, Amanda's like, yeah.
• 2:28:29
  Testecleese: I wanted to move when I cut it, right?
• 2:28:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:28:34
  Testecleese: Let's not use these Venezuelan, or… where were they?
• 2:28:39
  Brian McFadden: Argentinian.
• 2:28:40
  Testecleese: Argentinian cows for steaks.
• 2:28:43
  Testecleese: That's all ground we've… and now the American farmers…
• 2:28:47
  Testecleese: Get to, instead of grinding beef, can cut steaks.
• 2:28:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep, more money in stake.
• 2:28:54
  Testecleese: There's much more… even a rump roast that we usually grind up.
• 2:28:58
  Testecleese: People are gonna pay top dollar.
• 2:29:02
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 2:29:03
  Testecleese: Maybe Trump's not as dumb as people say.
• 2:29:06
  Testecleese: I mean, the man is a billionaire. You know, he knows how to make money better than I do, right? I'd be a billionaire.
• 2:29:15
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I've done okay in my life, very recently in particular, But…
• 2:29:22
  Testecleese: If I knew how to make Trump money.
• 2:29:25
  Testecleese: I'd be doing that, you know what I mean?
• 2:29:29
  Testecleese: I read his book, and yeah, okay.
• 2:29:32
  Testecleese: That doesn't help me.
• 2:29:36
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, okay. Anyway, yeah, the Canada trade negotiations fell apart.
• 2:29:42
  Testecleese: Trump threw a fucking little girl fit, and renamed the lake, which I think is fucking hilarious.
• 2:29:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:29:54
  Testecleese: No, just like the Gulf of America.
• 2:29:58
  Testecleese: It's hilarious.
• 2:30:00
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:30:01
  Testecleese: By the way, can you name the Great Lakes?
• 2:30:04
  Brian McFadden: I can.
• 2:30:05
  Testecleese: Yeah?
• 2:30:06
  Testecleese: Go ahead.
• 2:30:08
  Brian McFadden: There's a whole… there's an acronym for it.
• 2:30:12
  Testecleese: I did not know that.
• 2:30:13
  Brian McFadden: Home.
• 2:30:13
  Testecleese: is… Ohm? Like, ohm?
• 2:30:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh my god.
• 2:30:17
  Testecleese: Home. Like, my house home.
• 2:30:20
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:30:21
  Testecleese: Huron, ontario, you lose!
• 2:30:26
  Brian McFadden: Michigan.
• 2:30:28
  Testecleese: No, here… Okay.
• 2:30:31
  Brian McFadden: Curan?
• 2:30:33
  Brian McFadden: And… Michigan and Erie.
• 2:30:37
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:30:38
  Brian McFadden: That's why… that's one reason why the people in Michigan are pissed off, because…
• 2:30:42
  Testecleese: You forgot, you forgot about, Lake Superior.
• 2:30:46
  Brian McFadden: That's not part of home.
• 2:30:49
  Testecleese: Well, it is the Great Lake, isn't it?
• 2:30:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay, and then it'd be Holmes.
• 2:30:52
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm just saying!
• 2:30:54
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, you, you live next to one of the Great Lakes.
• 2:31:01
  Testecleese: That's the thing, and you know what's funny is people have no.
• 2:31:04
  Brian McFadden: I live a lot more than one.
• 2:31:06
  Testecleese: But you have no idea how big the Great Lakes are.
• 2:31:10
  Testecleese: No, it's… Like, oh yeah, it's ill.
• 2:31:11
  Brian McFadden: I looked it up when we went to Canada. Lake Ontario is, like, twice the size of, the Chesapeake Bay.
• 2:31:19
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:31:20
  Testecleese: But all the lakes are combined into one… Water mask.
• 2:31:25
  Testecleese: And it's… it's nuts! It's a tiny… Here's the crazy thing, dude. This is why it's called the Lake…
• 2:31:33
  Testecleese: Not a pawn. It has tidal influence.
• 2:31:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. The move.
• 2:31:38
  Testecleese: The moon actually moves the water.
• 2:31:41
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:31:44
  Testecleese: If this was salt water, we might call it an ocean.
• 2:31:48
  Testecleese: It's that big. The Great Lakes combined is bigger than, what, 3 quarters of Europe or something stupid?
• 2:31:56
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:31:58
  Testecleese: It's… it's MASSIVE. MASSIVE.
• 2:32:03
  Testecleese: deposit of… Fresh water.
• 2:32:09
  Testecleese: I don't know, was that an asteroid? Was it a meteor? Was it a, geological movement?
• 2:32:19
  Testecleese: Interesting stuff.
• 2:32:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:32:23
  Testecleese: anywhere.
• 2:32:24
  Testecleese: That's a different conversation, though. We talk about the news.
• 2:32:29
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes.
• 2:32:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, right?
• 2:32:32
  Testecleese: That's what we try to do, right?
• 2:32:36
  Testecleese: What else is happening? Tell me… tell me Russia did something stupid.
• 2:32:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the Senate Democrats are approving…
• 2:32:43
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:32:43
  Brian McFadden: Trump's tariff authority on Russian sanctions. Wow, there's a shocker. That's unusual.
• 2:32:50
  Brian McFadden: We might need to put that in again, it's Book of World Records.
• 2:32:52
  Testecleese: That one Senate agreed with Trump?
• 2:32:55
  Brian McFadden: When the Democrats agree with Trump, he's got…
• 2:32:59
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, Wow.
• 2:33:01
  Brian McFadden: Because they just freaked out about him having tariff authority.
• 2:33:05
  Brian McFadden: You know, against the rest of the world, but with Russia, it's okay. So…
• 2:33:09
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is… that…
• 2:33:15
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what a tariff is 100%.
• 2:33:19
  Testecleese: We all call it a tax, but is it a tax?
• 2:33:22
  Brian McFadden: Not always.
• 2:33:23
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? No, no, you know what I mean by that? It depends on how it goes legally, right? Yeah. The United States run… used to run exclusively off of tariffs.
• 2:33:35
  Testecleese: That's how they collected their money.
• 2:33:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:33:40
  Testecleese: Congress and Senate have said, the Democrats in those spots, have said.
• 2:33:46
  Testecleese: It's a tax, that's a congressional decision, not executive decision.
• 2:33:52
  Testecleese: And I'm not sure where the line is, but at least at this point.
• 2:33:58
  Testecleese: the Democrat Congress and Senate said, go ahead and tariff. So even if they think they have the authority to do it, which they may well, I'm not sure.
• 2:34:09
  Testecleese: They agreed to it in this case.
• 2:34:13
  Testecleese: And they want to tariff the fuck out of Russia, right?
• 2:34:17
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:34:18
  Testecleese: Well, why not instead just not buy their shit?
• 2:34:23
  Testecleese: Like… You know what I mean? Like, there's a word for that, isn't there? Wait…
• 2:34:29
  Testecleese: Not… not boycott, not… embargo. Because an embargo's a military action, right?
• 2:34:39
  Testecleese: Am I wrong on that one?
• 2:34:42
  Brian McFadden: Embargo?
• 2:34:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, embargo's a military action, isn't it?
• 2:34:46
  Testecleese: Like, nothing in, nothing out.
• 2:34:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 2:34:50
  Testecleese: We don't even have to do that, we just have to stop doing business.
• 2:34:54
  Testecleese: Instead of tariffs, if we want to… fripple Russia, honestly, right?
• 2:35:00
  Testecleese: They're more depleted with munitions than we are, and that's the same thing I say about Canada.
• 2:35:06
  Testecleese: Canada's trying to impose a giant tariff on steel, and they're threatening to cut off electricity. I was like, just stop doing business with them.
• 2:35:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:35:17
  Testecleese: Do the Canadians know where their paychecks come from?
• 2:35:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:35:25
  Testecleese: You know there… okay.
• 2:35:27
  Testecleese: There was something like a 500% tariff on American dairy into Canada.
• 2:35:33
  Testecleese: And their argument… to keep this when Trump said, well, we're gonna match it, was because Wisconsin
• 2:35:42
  Testecleese: makes more milk than Canada.
• 2:35:47
  Testecleese: He's like, well, yeah, okay, so what's… what are the tariffs? Oh, we gotta protect Canadian jobs. That's literally what Trump was doing, and… right?
• 2:35:56
  Testecleese: We're doing the tariffs to bring the trade back in, and look, Lincoln came back, didn't they?
• 2:36:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did.
• 2:36:05
  Testecleese: Ford Lincoln.
• 2:36:07
  Testecleese: that's interesting.
• 2:36:10
  Testecleese: Ford Lincoln.
• 2:36:12
  Testecleese: Two presidents, huh?
• 2:36:16
  Testecleese: That, that's, I don't know.
• 2:36:19
  Testecleese: Numerology kind of question… debate, huh?
• 2:36:24
  Testecleese: Well, you don't… you don't remember, president Gerald R. Ford?
• 2:36:29
  Brian McFadden: I do, he's from Michigan.
• 2:36:32
  Testecleese: No shit, was he really?
• 2:36:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's… his… his, Presidential Library is in, Grand Rapids.
• 2:36:40
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:36:41
  Brian McFadden: I actually had him speak at a, a Boy Scout event I went to, here in Michigan, back in the day.
• 2:36:47
  Testecleese: alive?
• 2:36:48
  Brian McFadden: He's dead.
• 2:36:50
  Testecleese: So you met him?
• 2:36:53
  Testecleese: No shit!
• 2:36:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I heard him speak. I heard him…
• 2:36:56
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:36:56
  Brian McFadden: actually meet him.
• 2:36:59
  Testecleese: I… Honestly, I have no idea what Ford did in office.
• 2:37:04
  Brian McFadden: Thank you so much.
• 2:37:04
  Testecleese: You know, yeah, exactly, right?
• 2:37:10
  Testecleese: Oh, that's crazy, I didn't know. This is why I like talking to you, Brian, is, you're not fucking stupid.
• 2:37:19
  Testecleese: No, I talk to so many stupid people all the time.
• 2:37:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:37:23
  Testecleese: That pisses me off that I can't have a conversation.
• 2:37:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep, you were talking about that earlier, it's like, you invite millions of people on…
• 2:37:33
  Brian McFadden: On this podcast, and everybody's afraid.
• 2:37:36
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:37:37
  Testecleese: The guys I'm talking to aren't afraid, they just can't find the time. He's like, oh no, I'd love to come and fucking talk shit.
• 2:37:44
  Testecleese: No, some of them are like, I'll tear you apart while you're wrong. I'm like, that'll be.
• 2:37:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it would. I would love that. Who tried that?
• 2:37:54
  Testecleese: I love that. I mean, if you tore me apart and swooped every…
• 2:37:58
  Brian McFadden: As long as you got… fax the bracket up, bring it home.
• 2:38:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, hey, they don't learn something, you know? Yup.
• 2:38:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, that's called a debate.
• 2:38:10
  Testecleese: Not even a debate, just talking about the news, you know?
• 2:38:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 2:38:14
  Testecleese: Because we don't debate, we just…
• 2:38:16
  Testecleese: Here's what happened, what do you think? You know?
• 2:38:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, huh?
• 2:38:20
  Testecleese: Again, back to this… I know, this Lindsey Clancy thing.
• 2:38:25
  Testecleese: You know… This murder… these murders happened before I moved out of Pembroke.
• 2:38:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:38:35
  Testecleese: Duxbury borders Pembroke.
• 2:38:40
  Testecleese: So is it Marshfield. You've been to Marshfield.
• 2:38:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:38:44
  Testecleese: Can you imagine someone there using exercise bands to kill their kids out there? No. I mean, it's… let's be real, that area is fucking perfect, isn't it?
• 2:38:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:38:58
  Testecleese: You got your… you got your little bit of privacy.
• 2:39:01
  Testecleese: But the local amenities are nearby, right?
• 2:39:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:39:09
  Testecleese: Bitch had a house worth at least $800,000.
• 2:39:15
  Testecleese: I… I… I still… I'm sorry. I know I keep bringing it up, but I'm sorry. Just blows my mind that anyone's gonna say she's not guilty.
• 2:39:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:39:28
  Testecleese: And again, the dose of drugs that was in her blood…
• 2:39:33
  Testecleese: was less than a child's, frickin' Tylenol.
• 2:39:39
  Testecleese: The voices only showed up long enough to kill her kids, it never came back. It just…
• 2:39:45
  Brian McFadden: Raise the BS flag.
• 2:39:48
  Testecleese: I know that you… you murdered children.
• 2:39:52
  Testecleese: You're a fucking monster.
• 2:39:55
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:39:56
  Testecleese: Like I said, drive her up a couple miles north, and have a witch trial.
• 2:40:05
  Testecleese: I want to say a couple miles, couple hours. It's like 3 hours from Plymouth County to, Danville.
• 2:40:13
  Testecleese: Everyone thinks… everyone thinks Salem… But the actual trials happened in Danvers.
• 2:40:20
  Brian McFadden: Phillips, the area that's, Capitalized on the witch trials, and now is a big tourist attraction.
• 2:40:29
  Testecleese: I understand that, but Salem was where the first accusation happened, but all the trials happened in Danvers, and here's the fun thing.
• 2:40:37
  Testecleese: Danvers is artificial.
• 2:40:42
  Testecleese: the people… Collected dirt.
• 2:40:46
  Testecleese: And dumped it into the ocean.
• 2:40:49
  Testecleese: Until it created an extra city.
• 2:40:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:40:52
  Testecleese: That's… that's Denver's.
• 2:40:55
  Testecleese: They're the people that, tried witches.
• 2:40:59
  Testecleese: I… I know it's a… you don't know what you're talking about. Fuck, I grew up there, I've been there.
• 2:41:06
  Testecleese: I know, exactly.
• 2:41:07
  Brian McFadden: You've been deployed rock, so you're a resident expert.
• 2:41:11
  Testecleese: I've touched it!
• 2:41:12
  Brian McFadden: Back!
• 2:41:14
  Testecleese: Back when you're allowed to touch it.
• 2:41:16
  Brian McFadden: You probably smoked a joint on it.
• 2:41:20
  Testecleese: No. No.
• 2:41:22
  Testecleese: I wasn't old enough to smoke a joint when that… when he was still allowed to touch it.
• 2:41:26
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:41:28
  Testecleese: Now it's enclosed.
• 2:41:30
  Testecleese: No, like, there's… it's like a well, almost, that you look down in to see.
• 2:41:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:41:36
  Testecleese: Hunger. Because everyone kept chipping pieces off.
• 2:41:39
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:41:40
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:41:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:41
  Testecleese: Just like the Berlin Wall.
• 2:41:45
  Testecleese: That's what…
• 2:41:45
  Brian McFadden: Slow down.
• 2:41:48
  Testecleese: That's why I felt, though, no.
• 2:41:51
  Testecleese: No, because it fell off the major rock that the actual pilgrims hit.
• 2:41:57
  Testecleese: Way before.
• 2:41:58
  Brian McFadden: What about the Berlin Wall?
• 2:41:59
  Testecleese: Chip of the…
• 2:42:00
  Brian McFadden: So much!
• 2:42:01
  Testecleese: Oh, okay!
• 2:42:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, but people want a monument.
• 2:42:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:42:09
  Testecleese: Just, like, I touched the Tomb of the Virgin.
• 2:42:13
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 2:42:17
  Testecleese: But it's all encased, because people were taking pieces home with them.
• 2:42:23
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:42:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:42:26
  Testecleese: And, anyone who knows what I'm talking about knows what I'm talking about. I'm sure you do, Brian, right?
• 2:42:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:42:34
  Testecleese: The Mother of God.
• 2:42:36
  Brian McFadden: Yup, Mary.
• 2:42:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I touched her tomb.
• 2:42:43
  Testecleese: Do you not… do you have any idea how many times I've been to Israel?
• 2:42:48
  Brian McFadden: Couple.
• 2:42:50
  Testecleese: A couple. Fuck you. I did a, quote, med cruise.
• 2:42:55
  Testecleese: on a… A heavy-duty, guided missile, just, cruiser, right?
• 2:43:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:43:05
  Testecleese: We were specially equipped specifically to defend Israel with missiles.
• 2:43:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:43:14
  Testecleese: I must hit Israel and port… Seven times.
• 2:43:21
  Testecleese: In the same deployment, I think I saw, turkey?
• 2:43:27
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:43:29
  Testecleese: We were supposed to be in Rhoda, we went to Rhoda, but I was on duty. We were only there for one day, so I didn't get to see Rhoda.
• 2:43:37
  Brian McFadden: Lovely.
• 2:43:38
  Testecleese: See, everyone says that, but I was on duty the one day.
• 2:43:44
  Testecleese: And, what's that other, it's funny… the Moroccan thing that's Spanish.
• 2:43:52
  Testecleese: Seasual?
• 2:43:52
  Brian McFadden: No, Gibraltar.
• 2:43:56
  Testecleese: What?
• 2:43:58
  Testecleese: Gibraltar.
• 2:43:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah! It's… Is that worse?
• 2:44:02
  Testecleese: the illegal immigrants are jumping across the Spanish.
• 2:44:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's Morocco.
• 2:44:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, Morocco is in the…
• 2:44:09
  Testecleese: I swear to God, when I read it, it was Seychelles. I was like, I've been to the Seychelles.
• 2:44:14
  Brian McFadden: No, that… there ain't nobody jumping… there ain't nobody jumping in the islands of Seychelles!
• 2:44:19
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, okay.
• 2:44:21
  Testecleese: I was like…
• 2:44:22
  Brian McFadden: We're literally on aisle.
• 2:44:24
  Brian McFadden: It's a country chain of islands in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
• 2:44:29
  Testecleese: Oh, I've been there, dude, it was…
• 2:44:31
  Brian McFadden: I have. I have too.
• 2:44:33
  Testecleese: Go… it was fun, wasn't it?
• 2:44:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep, Sean and I had a good old time there.
• 2:44:37
  Testecleese: Is that why I had.
• 2:44:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 2:44:40
  Testecleese: honey? Oh, my God.
• 2:44:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:44:42
  Testecleese: That… by the way, I was pissed.
• 2:44:45
  Testecleese: We talked about it on the show, actually, we brought on.
• 2:44:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:44:48
  Testecleese: when they dropped the Liberty policy, I was like.
• 2:44:52
  Brian McFadden: Glad to have her silver buddy.
• 2:44:53
  Testecleese: You put it in place just long enough for me!
• 2:45:02
  Testecleese: I mean… I had a lot of fun overseas.
• 2:45:07
  Testecleese: But not everyone wanted to go see what I wanted to see. It was like, I want to go see this crazy museum in, you know, in Rome, right?
• 2:45:16
  Testecleese: They're like, oh, I don't give a shit. And I was like, what? Are you fucking kidding me?
• 2:45:21
  Brian McFadden: We're ready to go.
• 2:45:22
  Testecleese: This is why people come to Rome, you know what I mean?
• 2:45:25
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:45:26
  Testecleese: Then I couldn't go, because I couldn't get someone who wouldn't get fucking drunk and come with me.
• 2:45:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:45:36
  Testecleese: And that's your fault.
• 2:45:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep, all my fault.
• 2:45:39
  Testecleese: It's your fault, I didn't get to see the Coliseum.
• 2:45:43
  Brian McFadden: I've seen it.
• 2:45:44
  Testecleese: Yo, fuck you! You…
• 2:45:47
  Brian McFadden: I've also seen the…
• 2:45:49
  Testecleese: Oh, and then you pull the ladder up behind you?
• 2:45:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I went and saw that, and I also went to the one Irish pub in Rome.
• 2:45:59
  Testecleese: Was it McFadden's?
• 2:46:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:46:01
  Testecleese: O'neill's.
• 2:46:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember the name of it now, but yeah, there's only one, and that's about everybody goes to.
• 2:46:10
  Testecleese: name.
• 2:46:11
  Brian McFadden: Everybody goes to it when they go to Rome.
• 2:46:17
  Testecleese: You got velvet, because they actually serve beers like Americans do.
• 2:46:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, and they serve Guinness on tap, and it's real Guinness. They pour it properly. They pour it the Irish way.
• 2:46:28
  Brian McFadden: Not the American one.
• 2:46:31
  Testecleese: What's the difference?
• 2:46:33
  Brian McFadden: Americans pour it in, like, 30 seconds.
• 2:46:36
  Brian McFadden: Ireland's…
• 2:46:38
  Testecleese: moon, right?
• 2:46:39
  Brian McFadden: No, sometimes they don't even use a spoon. In Ireland, it takes about 5 minutes to get a… and most of England.
• 2:46:47
  Brian McFadden: takes about 5 minutes after you order your Guinness, and they start pouring it for you before you actually get it.
• 2:46:53
  Testecleese: I don't believe that.
• 2:46:54
  Testecleese: And if it's true, I don't know why. I don't understand what would happen to the beer.
• 2:47:01
  Testecleese: By having a larger aperture.
• 2:47:05
  Brian McFadden: It's not a longer aperture, it's… takes the.
• 2:47:08
  Testecleese: Oh, hold on, the photographer knows what aperture means, doesn't he?
• 2:47:16
  Testecleese: A larger, a bigger area to pass it through.
• 2:47:21
  Testecleese: It should move the same, shouldn't it?
• 2:47:27
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess… I guess it wasn't.
• 2:47:29
  Brian McFadden: Proper point of Guinness drought, traditional pour takes roughly 2 minutes.
• 2:47:35
  Brian McFadden: First part… first pour, hold the glass under the tap at 45 degrees until it's about 3 quarters full.
• 2:47:43
  Brian McFadden: Settle, let the beer rest for 1 minute while the next premium bubble. Settle, and creamy foam forms, and then top it off, straighten the glass, and top it off, leaving a proper creamy head just above the rim.
• 2:48:00
  Brian McFadden: That is… the Guinness Standard.
• 2:48:04
  Testecleese: I, I do like, creamy head around the rim?
• 2:48:11
  Testecleese: I wish you had a mouthful of beer for that one.
• 2:48:19
  Brian McFadden: Anything else you want to talk about in here?
• 2:48:20
  Testecleese: But that's how the beer reacts to a pint.
• 2:48:24
  Testecleese: it still pours the same, it's a matter of how it reacts, but a pint? Yeah, okay, I understand. I get it, I get it, I'm sorry. And yeah, actually,
• 2:48:35
  Testecleese: Space Academy, I thought was neat.
• 2:48:37
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:48:39
  Testecleese: Makes sense, honestly.
• 2:48:42
  Testecleese: Is it Air Force, Navy, Marine… is there a Marine Academy, or is it Navy? It's Navy.
• 2:48:47
  Brian McFadden: All Navy. Navy.
• 2:48:49
  Testecleese: all Navy, and Army Academy.
• 2:48:51
  Brian McFadden: Space Forces…
• 2:48:52
  Testecleese: Separate, they should have their own academy, right?
• 2:48:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, they've probably been going to the Air Force Academy all this time, so…
• 2:49:00
  Brian McFadden: Space Force came from the Air Force, so…
• 2:49:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I still don't know why, honestly.
• 2:49:06
  Testecleese: And the wife and I discussed this in length before.
• 2:49:11
  Testecleese: She always says.
• 2:49:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, because Space Force is dealing with satellites in space, and that's what the Air Force does, too.
• 2:49:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I… she's like, why does everyone think that a world… fighting fleet.
• 2:49:28
  Testecleese: will be Navy. I was like, because it's ships.
• 2:49:32
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:49:33
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:49:34
  Testecleese: And she's like, yeah, but they fly, it's like…
• 2:49:37
  Testecleese: But they're ships! It's just like, that's a fair argument every time.
• 2:49:43
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's making a big deal.
• 2:49:45
  Testecleese: We always picture Navy, though, instead of the Air Force doing it, right?
• 2:49:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 2:49:51
  Brian McFadden: Speaking of.
• 2:49:52
  Testecleese: Admirals!
• 2:49:56
  Brian McFadden: The, Lincoln is heading home.
• 2:49:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good for those guys. They're gonna hit port in Thailand after 250 days to see what could possibly go wrong.
• 2:50:07
  Testecleese: No, okay. Oh my god! Brian!
• 2:50:13
  Brian McFadden: Some money to be…
• 2:50:14
  Testecleese: Isn't.
• 2:50:14
  Brian McFadden: they're.
• 2:50:15
  Testecleese: It's gonna be…
• 2:50:16
  Brian McFadden: Very happy prostitutes in Thailand!
• 2:50:20
  Testecleese: Yep! Isn't that thing? Every time I make a joke about, like, sailors, it's always Thailand, isn't it?
• 2:50:29
  Testecleese: And, and ladyboys!
• 2:50:30
  Brian McFadden: There won't be any ladyboys.
• 2:50:33
  Testecleese: Oh, there'll be a lot of ladyboys, don't get me wrong. These dudes are gonna fuck dudes thinking they're fucking women.
• 2:50:44
  Testecleese: But they're coming home, so they're going to Thailand? What… is this supposed to be a blow-off valve? Like…
• 2:50:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:50:52
  Testecleese: choke out a Thai whore instead of your wife? You know what I mean?
• 2:51:00
  Testecleese: You've been to Thailand, Brian?
• 2:51:02
  Brian McFadden: I have.
• 2:51:04
  Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, then.
• 2:51:09
  Brian McFadden: No. I never violated.
• 2:51:11
  Testecleese: There are basically no laws, right?
• 2:51:13
  Brian McFadden: You cannot… you cannot smoke marijuana. You can't smoke marijuana in Thailand.
• 2:51:20
  Testecleese: Yes, but you can… you can buy sex.
• 2:51:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:51:24
  Testecleese: You can gamble.
• 2:51:28
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:51:29
  Testecleese: Awww.
• 2:51:30
  Brian McFadden: There's cockfighting in Thailand.
• 2:51:32
  Testecleese: Oh my god, that's my point!
• 2:51:35
  Testecleese: You drink beer and gamble on cockfighting while a hooker sucks your dick, and it's all legal.
• 2:51:43
  Testecleese: Yup.
• 2:51:45
  Testecleese: This is why people go to Thailand!
• 2:51:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup, that's why…
• 2:51:50
  Testecleese: Come back.
• 2:51:51
  Brian McFadden: There's a bunch of expats.
• 2:51:52
  Testecleese: Titus.
• 2:51:53
  Brian McFadden: There's a bunch of expats in Thailand.
• 2:51:57
  Testecleese: I did mention hepatitis. I just want to bring up again, for anyone who may be listening, who this long, who doesn't know, there is a cure for, was it, Hep C, is it?
• 2:52:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:52:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a cure… there's a cure. Full-on cure. This is amazing.
• 2:52:16
  Testecleese: It's been around for a long time, and…
• 2:52:20
  Testecleese: Brian, how often do we actually cure a disease versus vaccinating against it?
• 2:52:25
  Brian McFadden: Not very often.
• 2:52:26
  Testecleese: Not very often. This is amazing. You don't have to deal with Hep C.
• 2:52:31
  Testecleese: You can get rid of it. I'm not even sure what Hep C does, honestly. I just know it's a blood-borne disease.
• 2:52:38
  Brian McFadden: Messes with your liver.
• 2:52:40
  Testecleese: Riky liver.
• 2:52:42
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:52:43
  Testecleese: So it makes drinking more difficult.
• 2:52:45
  Brian McFadden: Makes drinking impossible. They won't let you drink when you got it.
• 2:52:49
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 2:52:50
  Brian McFadden: Unless you don't want to live her anymore.
• 2:52:52
  Testecleese: Huh, no, you can just get another one, can't you?
• 2:52:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:52:56
  Testecleese: Well, they keep telling me I can!
• 2:53:01
  Brian McFadden: You got a good VA in West Virginia.
• 2:53:05
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I don't do the VA, are you fucking kidding me?
• 2:53:09
  Testecleese: The V… the VA? The VA is the DMV of health insurance.
• 2:53:15
  Brian McFadden: I do both. I got TRICARE and VA, so…
• 2:53:22
  Testecleese: No, I do TRICARE.
• 2:53:24
  Brian McFadden: I got that, too.
• 2:53:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, you could do VA, but it's like going to the DMV for frickin' medical, isn't it?
• 2:53:33
  Testecleese: It's a government thing!
• 2:53:35
  Brian McFadden: And so is TRICARE.
• 2:53:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's insurance. They just… boom, pay for it, right? And you know that.
• 2:53:46
  Testecleese: I show up to my doctor's office, my shit's already paid for by TRICARE.
• 2:53:52
  Testecleese: Here's the fun thing.
• 2:53:54
  Testecleese: I was the one who got fucked up in the service.
• 2:53:58
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, the wife got fucked up, but it wasn't service-related. She got into a car accident.
• 2:54:07
  Testecleese: I'm on her TRICARE, because she got to medically retire.
• 2:54:15
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, they scooped out about a teaspoon of my brain.
• 2:54:20
  Testecleese: That accounts for short-term memory.
• 2:54:25
  Testecleese: You know what I get?
• 2:54:26
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 2:54:27
  Testecleese: you know… No, no, not… oh, oh, okay. For my brain surgery, nothing. That's not true.
• 2:54:32
  Testecleese: I get a little bit, because I have a painful scar.
• 2:54:38
  Brian McFadden: You better find some more painful scars.
• 2:54:41
  Testecleese: Yes, but yeah, I have epilepsy, and they cut out my short-term memory, and I get, 500 and…
• 2:54:49
  Testecleese: $23 a month.
• 2:54:54
  Testecleese: I know it sounds like I'm saying I deserve more, but… I deserve more.
• 2:55:01
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you do.
• 2:55:03
  Brian McFadden: I've been saying that for years.
• 2:55:05
  Testecleese: the people took it from me, and I was willing to give it, but I thought you were willing to give it back, you know what I mean?
• 2:55:11
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:55:14
  Testecleese: And no one… no one cares.
• 2:55:19
  Testecleese: You know his laws. You know. No one cares, right?
• 2:55:26
  Brian McFadden: You gotta make them care.
• 2:55:28
  Testecleese: Ow, man!
• 2:55:30
  Testecleese: They're too busy defending child murderers, or Carmelo Anthony, who fucking murdered a kid.
• 2:55:38
  Testecleese: Even… I don't negotiate if the kid was racist. It's not okay to kill him.
• 2:55:43
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:55:48
  Testecleese: Luigi Mangione.
• 2:55:52
  Testecleese: I don't understand what's happening.
• 2:55:56
  Testecleese: The fabric of society is falling apart, Brian.
• 2:56:01
  Testecleese: What am I supposed to do?
• 2:56:09
  Testecleese: Nothing?
• 2:56:11
  Brian McFadden: Keep fighting!
• 2:56:13
  Testecleese: Fighting what?
• 2:56:16
  Brian McFadden: Let's keep applying!
• 2:56:20
  Testecleese: No, I moved to the middle of fucking nowhere, so I don't have to deal with this shit.
• 2:56:23
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:56:25
  Testecleese: I just… I don't… People are fucking stupid, they're gonna extinct themselves.
• 2:56:36
  Testecleese: The fucking… They're fucking killing their babies before they're born. And now, what? Governor Newsom, remember him?
• 2:56:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:56:46
  Testecleese: Governor Blackface, right?
• 2:56:48
  Brian McFadden: He's right. No, that's Governor Northam.
• 2:56:50
  Testecleese: North, oh, I'm sorry, which is News… oh, Newsome's California.
• 2:56:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:56:55
  Testecleese: Northam, Governor of Blackface.
• 2:56:57
  Testecleese: But I was talking about post-birth abortions, and making them lethal, legal.
• 2:57:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:57:05
  Testecleese: Well, we'll deliver the baby, we'll make them comfortable, then we'll…
• 2:57:09
  Testecleese: We'll have a conversation about what to do.
• 2:57:12
  Testecleese: It's like, I… It seems so ridiculous.
• 2:57:17
  Testecleese: And now we're saying it's okay to kill your fucking 5-year-old, your 4-year-olds, your… At what point…
• 2:57:28
  Testecleese: Am I supposed to stand up and say, no, you're fucking wrong, and do something? And honestly, for me to, quote, do something, I'm going to go to prison, and you know that.
• 2:57:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:57:40
  Testecleese: And I don't wanna do that.
• 2:57:43
  Testecleese: But I think it's absolutely unacceptable.
• 2:57:46
  Testecleese: a lot of shit that's going on right now. Like this, oh, what is a woman bullshit. That's the whole reason why Enos Cancer did this, was to make you define what a woman was.
• 2:57:58
  Brian McFadden: And they still won't do it.
• 2:57:59
  Testecleese: qualified. You don't qualify, but we're not gonna say why.
• 2:58:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:58:08
  Testecleese: Fuck, if you're gonna make an argument for fucking 10 years, at least have it ready when it comes up to… you know what I mean?
• 2:58:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:58:21
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I'm just… I'm just angry in general.
• 2:58:26
  Testecleese: I think it's fucking nuts.
• 2:58:32
  Testecleese: The bullshit that's going on.
• 2:58:34
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 2:58:37
  Testecleese: I mean, I mean, the dude from Michigan.
• 2:58:41
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 2:58:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Abdamadou al-Sahid.
• 2:58:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, and what's his full name? Because, say his whole name. I don't know. Because it pisses him off, even though he said Barack Hussein Obama every time.
• 2:59:00
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
• 2:59:02
  Testecleese: I just… Wha- why?
• 2:59:05
  Testecleese: Why is there a double standard? Is it because they get away with it?
• 2:59:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:59:11
  Testecleese: Well, fucking Republicans grow some fucking nuts and do something, then.
• 2:59:18
  Testecleese: All the Republicans fucking cower.
• 2:59:24
  Testecleese: This is why I still listen to the libertarians, because at least they're like, this is what we'll do.
• 2:59:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:59:31
  Testecleese: This is what we're doing, you know what I mean? Republicans, like, we're just gonna slow it down.
• 2:59:39
  Testecleese: It brings up to how MAGA is not really Republican.
• 2:59:44
  Testecleese: Maybe, kinda.
• 2:59:47
  Testecleese: But… it was a fracture within the party.
• 2:59:52
  Testecleese: And, if the DSA does that in the Democrat Party, we're gonna have a real fucking issue.
• 3:00:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:00:05
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 3:00:06
  Testecleese: I don't even wanna talk about, you got more.
• 3:00:08
  Brian McFadden: I think that's about it.
• 3:00:11
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 3:00:18
  Testecleese: That was a… that was a long one, I expected you to be short.
• 3:00:22
  Brian McFadden: I'm never sure.
• 3:00:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I know, I…
• 3:00:25
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, that's the, wrong music, but… oh, well.
• 3:00:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.