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Kris Jenner on Weight Loss, And Just Like That with Anna Roisman · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: I have, it's her second time, flew from New York,
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  Speaker 1: Anna Roisman, stand-up comedian, writer, and incredible celebrity impressionist. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, girl. I'm so happy to be here. I flew
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  Speaker 4: in just for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Just for you.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really? No, you didn't. Whatever, who cares? We
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  Speaker 1: have so much to discuss. First of all, I did
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  Speaker 1: post about my son. because he graduated from high school.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to University of Oregon. So I'm wearing the shirt. Congrats.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Posting it is great though. I just, a good friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine from high school just wrote me and said,
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  Speaker 1: her son is going there too. I'm like, okay, now
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  Speaker 1: we really have to like have a dinner. So it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you put it out there. Yeah. But I did this
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  Speaker 1: thing because I saw that like Teresa and all these people,
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  Speaker 1: they do these elaborate things which I think there's a
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  Speaker 1: company that does it but I'm sure there's moms that
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  Speaker 1: can do it themselves where like if the kid is
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  Speaker 1: going to whatever USC they get everything cardinal and gold
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  Speaker 1: but they also get like gold and yellow foods and
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  Speaker 1: candies and and balloons and all this stuff and they
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  Speaker 1: the big letters say it and it's very elaborate and
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  Speaker 1: um so I saw another one of those and I'm
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  Speaker 1: like And for real, I thought at one point, like,
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  Speaker 1: I would kind of get it together, though I've literally
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  Speaker 1: never ordered balloons, had a balloon wall, or even bought
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  Speaker 1: my kid a balloon at Ralph's. I've never. And now
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done with school. I'm done with the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to throw any more birthday parties.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly.
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  Speaker 4: You made it 18 years without throwing a real balloon
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  Speaker 4: birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know that I ever like I think
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  Speaker 1: once I got a balloon. I mean, really bad. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I just really I've never done the thing where they
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  Speaker 1: wake up and it's all decorated the house. And it
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  Speaker 1: kind of makes me sad that I was like so shitty.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, let me do this. So I'm like, Brandon,
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  Speaker 1: just do this. And we did buy a blanket when
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  Speaker 1: we were there and he did have a sweatshirt. And
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  Speaker 1: so I threw him on the bed. I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: make him put the sweatshirt on. This is what you
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  Speaker 1: deal with when you have boys.
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  Speaker 4: This is the best.
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  Speaker 1: And then I went through and I found any green
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  Speaker 1: and yellow food I had. So I had some Emerald
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  Speaker 1: 100 calorie pack almonds. I had almost done with the
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  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's pepper jack cheese. That's green. I had this basil.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good salad, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 1: Bag of arugula. Yeah, arugula. It's like it comes with like.
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  Speaker 1: The sliced carrots and, like, it's a whole salad. But
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  Speaker 1: I did never make it, so I just had to
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  Speaker 1: throw it out yesterday. And then I had the free-range
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  Speaker 1: chicken Foster Farms, which is also green and yellow, which
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  Speaker 1: is their color.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, it's the raw chicken for me.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the olive oil mayo, which is also green
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  Speaker 1: and yellow, and part of a zero-calorie, zero-sugar, not zero-calorie,
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  Speaker 1: zero-sugar vanilla creamer, which is yellow and has a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of blue and the duck.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: The creamer is a far-fetched one. I'm like, that's a
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  Speaker 4: blue bottle.
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  Speaker 1: There's a little bit of green. I didn't have much
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  Speaker 1: in my fridge. I also don't shop much for my child.
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  Speaker 4: This feels like an Easter egg. This is like your
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift Easter egg where we're like, what meal will
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  Speaker 4: she make out of this post?
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I tagged Teresa because she does this for
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  Speaker 1: everyone of her daughters. And... She totally responded, but was like,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a girl thing. And people
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  Speaker 1: were like, no, Theresa, she's joking. She's making fun of
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  Speaker 1: herself because she was like trying to be nice. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: don't be, don't be hard on yourself, Heather. Like girls
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  Speaker 1: are more, I'm like, no, Teresa, I'm not the decorating
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey mom like you.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like your son was standing there and being like, mom,
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  Speaker 4: too many balloons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want more. Yeah. So, yeah, very good. Like
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  Speaker 1: you could even see, like we didn't even ever hang
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  Speaker 1: anything on his walls. He's leaving. He's been, we've been
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  Speaker 1: in this house since 2005. He was born in 2006
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  Speaker 1: and there's nothing on his walls.
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  Speaker 4: I like a clean wall. I'm okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, for my Oregon Eugene decorating juicy scoopers, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to help me out, we move in towards the
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  Speaker 1: end of September. And I really do want to make
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  Speaker 1: his room organized and nice because my other son refused
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  Speaker 1: to let me help him and didn't have a light
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  Speaker 1: for the first six months. It seriously looked like a
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  Speaker 1: prison room at ASU. And I was like, didn't want
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  Speaker 1: the help. But I'm like, now this is my last
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  Speaker 1: chance to make it cute and right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't expect it to look like an Alabama sorority
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  Speaker 1: girl with like headboard stuff. But I would like maybe... shelving, pillows,
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  Speaker 1: a little, a little homey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A light. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're on your way to getting like a
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  Speaker 4: green giant sponsorship for him or something. I think, I think,
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  Speaker 4: think bigger.
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  Speaker 1: I should have had some frozen peas in there.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Send them this photo and be like, we're looking
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  Speaker 4: for something.
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  Speaker 1: Really quick, I just want to put it out there
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  Speaker 1: that I will be at Temecula at the Pechanga on
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  Speaker 1: June 1st with Chris Frangiola. Everything is at heathermcdonald.net. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to miss out on that one. But
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  Speaker 1: the tickets are moving and go. Okay. Now, did you
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  Speaker 1: know what happened with JoJo Siwa at Disneyland this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: I believe she celebrated her birthday, right?
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  Speaker 1: 21. She's 21.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I don't... Oh, Disney World. So this is Orlando. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, I'm going to be in Orlando June 20th,
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  Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, so going there. And we are going
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  Speaker 1: to go. I'm going to take Brandon. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: the Epcot Center. Because you can't... I've never done... And
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  Speaker 1: you're going to recreate this. Yes, we are recreating this.
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  Speaker 1: We have never done... universal or anything except here because
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  Speaker 1: I grew up here. So I'm like, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: do one day. And you really kind of have to pick.
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  Speaker 1: There's four parks at Orlando. I guess you just pick
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  Speaker 1: one a day. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So she's wearing her new.
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  Speaker 1: Outfit, which is a sparkly construction work. She's basically a
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  Speaker 1: lesbian village person. She's like, I created the village people
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  Speaker 1: for lesbians. I'd be like, no. She is a construction.
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  Speaker 1: She's a crossing guard.
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  Speaker 4: She really is. She's been wearing that everywhere. I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I also love that she was like, who made that?
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  Speaker 4: She clearly was like, can you bedazzle? Hey, you know
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  Speaker 4: those construction workers? Let's see if we can get one
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  Speaker 4: and then can you bedazzle that for me? That poor
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  Speaker 4: assistant gluing every single thing on.
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  Speaker 1: So she has the ears and she's getting wasted. It's
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  Speaker 1: her 21st birthday, which I'm all for people getting drunk.
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  Speaker 1: But it seemed like she was alone. Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I feel like The way she was acting.
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  Speaker 1: Some people, like a girl from afar, knew who she
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  Speaker 1: was and was like filming her and like, hi, JoJo.
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  Speaker 1: But basically, she was getting people that didn't know her
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  Speaker 1: or her song. And she's like, come on, sing it.
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  Speaker 1: Karma's a bitch. And the people are like, na, na, na, na, na.
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  Speaker 1: Like nobody knew it. And she's getting away.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, eh. No one knew the dance either. That
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  Speaker 4: dance is another level.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll just, I can't get over the first
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  Speaker 1: question that just made everyone obsessed with her is, First
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  Speaker 1: guest for my podcast?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. One of my exes?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I just... It's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Drama!
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she goes... But I really feel like
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  Speaker 1: if she... This is like where I would be if
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  Speaker 1: I was an alcoholic at like 70 and being like,
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  Speaker 1: come on. Don't you know the song Heather McDonald? Juicy scoop.
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  Speaker 1: And people would be like, no, we don't, weirdo. But
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  Speaker 1: she's like, where are her friends? She's alone. She's getting wasted.
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  Speaker 1: Then she comes back and says she was. she's really
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  Speaker 1: wasted and she's just like, and someone punched me in
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  Speaker 1: the eye and her friends are laughing. And when she
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  Speaker 1: posted it, she did write stream karma. She wrote stream
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  Speaker 1: karma on her Tik TOK, like reminding people again, every
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  Speaker 1: video play me like the constant promotion is amazing. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she drives around in her Tesla that's wrapped, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's all wrapped with her stuff. And, I just really
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about earlier before you came and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm just really fascinated by her. And I
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  Speaker 1: was fascinated by her before she came out. I knew
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  Speaker 1: she was gay many years before. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sad that she's not living her truth as like
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  Speaker 1: a gay teenager. It'll come eventually. I'm glad it came
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  Speaker 1: sooner than later. I was more disturbed that she was
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  Speaker 1: like still wearing pigtails and pony hair. Like, yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't identify, you know, she has to pretend she
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  Speaker 1: identifies as straight and that she's six. When she was
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  Speaker 1: like 17, I'm like, even a nine-year-old isn't wearing hairdos
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  Speaker 1: like this. This is like before you have any say
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  Speaker 1: in your hair, like horrific. And so I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it, about the fact that like she, you know,
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  Speaker 1: has said, I have to support the family. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't really think the Coogan Laws applied as well to
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  Speaker 1: her because the show she was on was reality, which
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  Speaker 1: is not residuals, so they can't control. But then a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the money after that was all the products
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, which there is no Coogan Law, in my
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  Speaker 1: reference maybe, that protects kids who have products. It's not like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: your parents can only take 10% of your products. It's
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  Speaker 1: more like, oh, they can only take 10% of your
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  Speaker 1: SAG-AFTRA money. And so that is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I said this yesterday. My boyfriend brought it
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  Speaker 4: up and he was like, what's happening with her? I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: she was basically like in, you know, a bubble. They
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  Speaker 4: kept her in this bubble and now she's a fucking adult.
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  Speaker 4: She can just go and be herself. Like she's basically
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  Speaker 4: like having her like 15, 16 year old, like sweet
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  Speaker 4: 16 part, like losing her mind.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm a teenager.
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  Speaker 4: I can do what I want. Even if she's 21
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  Speaker 4: because she didn't get those years. Like, Like you're saying,
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  Speaker 4: she was still in a bow, like being like, hi,
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  Speaker 4: I'm JoJo, buy my doll. Like she was a robot, essentially.
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  Speaker 1: It's fascinating. And, oh, I forgot to put the photo here. But, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it reminded me of an old movie that I think
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever fully talked about, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. Did you ever see the movie with Natalie
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  Speaker 1: Wood called Gypsy? Gypsy? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like the.
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  Speaker 1: show yeah there's a musical called gypsy yes but what
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  Speaker 1: my reference is watching it as a little kid was
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  Speaker 1: what they there was a musical called gypsy but then
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  Speaker 1: they made a movie out of it and the movie
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  Speaker 1: was amazing and basically what the.
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  Speaker 4: Movie is which i've seen the play.
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  Speaker 1: Which i've always thought this could be an amazing remake
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  Speaker 1: so again hollywood you're fucking welcome i've got a movie
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  Speaker 1: idea for you The movie Gypsy is about, it takes
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  Speaker 1: place like in the 50s, and this mom, single mom,
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  Speaker 1: has these two daughters, and she's like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: make them stars. And she really focuses on the one
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  Speaker 1: that she thinks is prettier and more talented, and she
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  Speaker 1: makes them do all these things on the road.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the blonde.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it came out in the 50s, but it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be like, Taking place in like the 30s right
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  Speaker 1: before like movies took off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And talkies movies came out. So vaudeville and theater was huge.
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  Speaker 1: So right. And so she has a blonde one and
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  Speaker 1: she thinks she's going to be the star. But the
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  Speaker 1: blonde one is finally like, I hate you, mom, and
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  Speaker 1: runs off and marries a guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so and all who is a backup dancer, like
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  Speaker 1: a K-Fed situation. And then they all just go. The
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  Speaker 1: rest of the people are like, okay, this vaudeville act
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  Speaker 1: is done. They leave. And the mom is left with
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  Speaker 1: who she thinks is the uglier one because she's brunette.
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  Speaker 1: The dud.
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  Speaker 4: The brunette dud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The other one was blonde. What am I going
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  Speaker 1: to do with this brunette one?
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  Speaker 4: Blonde, blue eyes. That's the only one who could be
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  Speaker 4: a star.
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  Speaker 1: Who is the less attractive Natalie Wood.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So they're like, we're gorgeous. And so she's like, what
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  Speaker 1: am I going to do with this thing? She can't
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  Speaker 1: sing that well. She can't dance that well. And they
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  Speaker 1: come across this place and they are just embarking on burlesque,
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  Speaker 1: which is like early stripping. And at first she's shy
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  Speaker 1: and everything, but then she becomes this huge burlesque dancer,
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  Speaker 1: like a Dita Von Teese her day. But she's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, okay, mom, I want you to get away.
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  Speaker 1: And the mom finally says, I am living vicariously through you.
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  Speaker 1: And the mom's boyfriend is like, I can't take it anymore,
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  Speaker 1: like you. And that is, okay, so here's the version
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  Speaker 1: of the movie of today. So it's single mom and she...
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  Speaker 1: has a daughter that did all the Nicola whatever. And
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  Speaker 1: she had this other one, which happens when you have
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  Speaker 1: two kids, whether the first child is a super soccer star,
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  Speaker 1: the other one never literally gets a sport going because
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  Speaker 1: you're traveling with a super soccer star, and the other
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  Speaker 1: one's just like, did you forget about me? Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: we have something like that with this girl, and she
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  Speaker 1: thinks this one's not cute, whatever. So then that one
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  Speaker 1: is like the girl that wrote, I'm so glad my
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  Speaker 1: mom is dead. Right.
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  Speaker 4: McCready. Andrea?
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  Speaker 1: No, what's her? Okay, you know what I mean. I
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what you mean. I'm so glad my mom did.
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  Speaker 1: That one is like, screw you, mom. She leaves, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to be any part of the business.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sick of paying for it. And the mom's like, what
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  Speaker 1: am I going to do with you? And then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden this one starts to grow up. She
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  Speaker 1: gets some lip filler and everything. And she's like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no money in TV anyway. So what are we going
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  Speaker 1: to do? And the mom sets her up with OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And she becomes like the biggest OnlyFan traveling stripper whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And the mom is like driving around like a big
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  Speaker 1: pink Hummer in Calabasas like, have you signed up for
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  Speaker 1: my daughter's OnlyFans? And then finally the daughter's like, leave
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  Speaker 1: me the fuck alone, mom.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's Gypsy Rose. 2025.
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I really love this. You have my money. I will
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  Speaker 4: invest in your project.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this could be a real movie or
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  Speaker 1: we just go straight to like Lifetime?
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  Speaker 4: No, I think it could be a real movie. Because
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  Speaker 4: why wouldn't it be?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It seems a little too like advanced for Lifetime.
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  Speaker 1: It's a genius idea. I know.
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  Speaker 4: Remake of Gypsy. Who's Jojo in this movie? Is she
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  Speaker 4: the Is she in it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no. She can AP it, though. She can AP it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's really, it's almost like the McCready girl, whatever
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  Speaker 1: her name is. I'm so glad my mom died. It
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  Speaker 1: starts out like that, that she's on a traditional show.
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  Speaker 1: There is like a Dan Schneider character. Oh, my God. Everything.
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  Speaker 1: And she's just like, I'm so sad. And they don't
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  Speaker 1: really make a lot of money, but it's still under
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  Speaker 1: the Coogan law. So the mom got her money. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, I just don't want to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 1: The mom's mean about her. wait the mom you know
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  Speaker 1: she has like the Miley Cyrus she has to have
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  Speaker 1: coffee at eight to like do the long days and
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: all that so she just goes I don't even want
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: to do this anymore and leaves and then that's what
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: happens yeah with the other one I love it and
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: the sisters hate each other and then in the end
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: the sisters come together.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: And they take the mom down and they murder the.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Mom and then they murder the mom and then Kim
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Kardashian gets them out of jail.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: She's like, I understand. I had a momager, too.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. We have so much to talk about
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: with that. Oh, God. Okay, Bethany Frankel, who actually is
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: in a Lifetime movie, looks pretty juicy. What I saw,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: she looks like she's very convincing in the role. Oh, yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: It's called Dorm Murder or something. based on a true
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: story where her daughter goes to college and- She.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Decorates her room wrong.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: She decorates her room wrong and a person who's like,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: why are you using those hideous bed covers? Comes in
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: and murders people. Wow.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: No, there is- You dodge the bullet.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks. and yet somehow have found a
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: was given back?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: What happens next?
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Now, you do an amazing Bethany Frankel. So I want
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: you to tell us what has been going on in
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: the Bethany Frankel world because I saw a video of
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: how she was in Chicago and she tried to go
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: into a Chanel and you have to have an appointment
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: at this particular one. And she was so angry about it,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: which I'm going to let you do the impression. But
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the comments were like, hey, unfortunately, this is the state
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: of retail, especially high end in certain cities. because they
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: can't have people just busting through the door and stealing it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: So they have to have someone be very right there
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and maybe probably don't have that many people working there.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So they can't have 20 people no matter what you
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: appear to look like, which they shouldn't be profiling anyway.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: But so they just say to make it fair, have
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: an appointment. And she didn't like that. So let's hear
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: what Bethany said when she told the world about her
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: experience at Chanel in Chicago.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I was in Chicago. And I was like, I wanna
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: buy a bag, you know? I've got a bank account
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: to spend my money, which is sick, and I'm going
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: to Chanel, I'm gonna get a bag at Chanel. Why not?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I had half a bag of popcorn, I'm in a
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: white t-shirt, I walk up, they look at me, they're like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: who the hell is this bum, okay? Bum, please, I
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: had a Hermes bag on me, I'm not a bum.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: And then they were just like, they were like, they
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: were like, you need an appointment. I'm like, appointment? Appointment
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: for what? I have 20 Chanel bags in my Hamptons house, okay?
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: 16 in Connecticut. I got three. in my new, have
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: you seen my new Manhattan, I told him, I had
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: three bags in my new Manhattan apartment, and he was
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: just like, whatever, and they wouldn't let me in. They
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: wouldn't let me in, and I said, you know what,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: this is some pretty woman bullshit. You need an appointment
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: now to what, get a colonoscopy, and to get into Chanel.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And so I went and got a colonoscopy and I
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: told them about this and I thought, I'm coming back tomorrow.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: And did you see my experiment, Heather? Did you see
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: my experiment?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: No, tell me.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. So this morning I had hair and
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: makeup come to my house, 5 a.m.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, is this the next video?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Follow-up video, okay? Oh, thank you. This is real, this
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: is real. This is in real time. I wasn't allowed
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: in Chanel, okay? They didn't let me in. So what
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: did I do? I went to McDonald's. I did a
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: couple taste test videos. I got 16 TikToks coming out today.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: And then I went home and I thought, you know what?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I will get Chanel. I will get them. So this morning,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: hair and makeup shows up at 6 a.m. because the
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: store opens at 10 a.m. I had to get ready.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I go. I went.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Full head-to-toe Chanel, okay? Headband, suit. My whole suit, my shoes,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: my bag, everything. I show up.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Wait, let me ask, Bethany. Now, you probably didn't plan
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: on packing your Chanel outfit from your handsome's house to Chicago.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: So did you send a private jet?
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: It's insane.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Did you send a private jet to get your outfit?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: No, I have my, yeah, of course, I have my assistant.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: She flew back. She flew over to the Hamptons. She
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: got my outfit there because I had it there for
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: a luncheon, whatever. And then she comes back to Chicago
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: with the full look. I put it on. I hire
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: a really big car to take me to the Chanel house.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: They see me get out of the car, my sunglasses,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I had everything on. I walk up, I didn't have
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: an appointment, and they open the doors right away. What
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: do I do? I walk in, I walk right out. Bye,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Chanel shows you the profiling. Like you said, they're insane there.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: They're sick about their products. It's disgusting. It's the same account.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: So what if I had popcorn all over my chest?
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I was going to still buy a $ 24, 000 bag.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Right, because you can.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Because I can.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And also, Bethany, I know that the thought behind doing
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: these two videos was to show the world that you
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: are a woman of the people.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: And you are exposing the bullshit.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: In retail it's disgusting it's it's literally it's absolutely sick
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: and you are.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Ready to help the world by flying your assistant back
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on a private jet to get your chanel outfit to
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: make this content.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Whatever i had to do absolutely yeah i'm gonna do
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: what i have to do this is really like journalism
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: you know what i mean this is like i'm gonna
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: talk about this on my podcast they're gonna pick it
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: up on all the news channels really oh you have
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: what i have a couple yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Just be divorced.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Now, what do you think happened? Let's talk about the
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: controversy of the divorce thing, because first she did two episodes.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Then she took it off iHeart.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: And now it's just back on just YouTube. So I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: don't know if she got in a fight with iHeart
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: or she was like, why am I giving this to iHeart?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It's not part of my contract. I don't have to.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I can make more on YouTube. Yeah. And the last,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I guess the last episode.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: I saw that. That was like a lot of like.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: It was some weird story about how.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I'm still talking like her.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I should be me now. Cookie was living
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in a storage bin.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: What?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That she would go visit. She'd have an assistant go
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: visit Cookie. I know someone's going to correct me with
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: a story. Listen, I don't really care. I saw a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: clip and I'm like, whatever.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: It was a good publicity stunt.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I did originally think. That with the passing of her mom,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: which she had a very strange relationship over and has
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: been honest about that, which I think can be interesting
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and healing to a lot of people. I thought maybe
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: she thought, you know what? This isn't the right time
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: to share the story. I have a vulnerable teenage daughter
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: who has a father and that's the only extended family
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: my daughter has is through her father.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So you know what? I'm going to put this on
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the back burner. No, it's going on YouTube.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: It was kind of like that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I first thought. I'm like, could she actually
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: have evolved and been like, this probably isn't great for
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: my daughter that I tell every ugly story about my husband,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: even if I legally can do it at this point
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: or not. Let's not do that. And then she was
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: just like, no, I'm not giving the money to iHeart.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Part of my deal was this Bees a Bitch podcast
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: and Reality Reckoning, not doing episodes of that anymore, and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: stars watching Old Housewives, which I'm not doing anymore. But
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: it never said I had to give them a new one.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It just said I'd give them those, and if they
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: don't want those, that's fine. So I'm doing my own
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: thing on YouTube.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah okay i know it was it was interesting good for.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Her you guys and you're welcome for all the publicity
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: i talked about your tv show your lifetime let's talk
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: about sex in the city it's all over new york
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: they are filming yeah it really is and um now
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: here is a scene taking place because i like to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: predict along with all my other predictions what storylines are
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: happening for next season yeah with Just like that. We
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: know that Chez Diaz... Wait, Chez Diaz. Chez Diaz. Chez Diaz.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Opening the restaurant, Chez Diaz. Now that they're off the show.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Chez Diaz is off the show and gone, which will
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: be interesting. And then, of course, when we left off,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Carrie had gotten back with Aiden, her old boyfriend, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he said... Yeah, so my kid, who is only 15,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: took the car out before he had a license. So therefore,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I can't date until he goes off to college. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: have to be there every moment for my fucked up kid.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And so guess what, bitch? You did it to me
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: when you fucked big, and now I'm doing it to you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: And she's like, but I bought this house for us. Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: literally like a townhouse in Gramercy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: So that your horrible kids.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Can live.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Can visit. And I'm going to skip across. Like every
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: time she goes out of her apartment, you've lived in
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: your whole life. And she's always like, I don't know
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: which way. Where does my friend Samantha live? Okay, so.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Always skipping. She must have loved that.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: She must have loved the way she looked skipping.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, she's wearing Dr. Scholl's in a scene.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I saw that. Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I don't blame her.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: With her pillowcase head. Whatever that is. Strawberry shortcake.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And in this scene, Aiden is back.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And so I don't know what he's saying. I don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: know if he's saying like, so my kids go to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: boarding school. And I actually, it's so expensive. I can't
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: afford rent. Ready to have me move into your four
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: bedroom townhouse that you bought with your widow money from Big?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: What's happening here, do you think?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: What is happening here? I think he's like, hey, I'm
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: in town for two hours. He doesn't look like he has,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: he's got bags to move in.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Like this is another moment where they're just,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: she's taking, I'm going to try to read real books again.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like reading on my iPad now that I'm
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: old lady and my eyes are, so she's got a
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: book in her hand.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: She just went to the library, the New York Public Library, right?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Where she got married.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Right. Good point.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Where she got married. So she sat there crying for
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: about two hours. And then all of a sudden, Aiden
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: was outside getting a cup of coffee. Because look at him.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: And she was like, you're back. And he's like, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: don't want to bother you. I only have a board
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: meeting for like two hours. You know, I'm back to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: the farm after that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Well, Aiden, you said that your little screwed up kid
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: needed all your help. I didn't think I'd see you
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: back in the city.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah. He's in rehab. So, you know, I got it. Oh,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: It's okay. It's good for him. Oh my God, do
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I do a good Aiden?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's good for him, you know?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: No, I'm turning into Steve.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: No, go. We're going to get to Steve in a minute.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's getting help. It's really three months, you know?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to see him.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: It's tough.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It's really tough.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Well, good to see you. It's good to see you, yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You can watch me walk away.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Looks like you're running.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then getting back to your best character, you
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: do play Steve of Miranda's.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: And now Miranda is now single.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Again because Che Diaz, she had a podcast which got
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: her a sitcom which then didn't go. And then after that,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: she had to give up her apartment and moved in
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: with her abuela and work as a vet assistant and
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: never get another stand-up gig again. Because once you lose
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: a pilot, none of your fans.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: No one likes you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: People were standing room only at your comedy concert in
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: New York City a year and a half prior. But
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: once a focus group says we're not interested, nobody can
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: go to your show and you're doing 10 minutes again.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a loser.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that about the comedy world.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I think Che Diaz jinxed themselves when they announced in
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: front of that whole room and they were like, I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: going to Hollywood, bitches.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I booked a pilot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: And everyone was like, what? And I don't think anyone
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: understood that that doesn't mean you have a TV show yet.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm jinxed. I'm bummed because I thought that what was
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: going to happen is the show was going to go.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: And because she cast an Italian, Tony Danza, as her dad,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that she would then get canceled. Sorry. The person who
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: wants to cancel everybody, the character of Cheyenne. Diaz gets
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: canceled themselves because that man should have been Mexican or
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Irish or whatever.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Also, poor Donnie Danza had like a really, had like
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: a bubbling storyline there. It's ripped out.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: So we never got to see that. And so what
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: is going on with Miranda now? Now, again, she's a
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Harvard-educated attorney and partner, but she is living on a
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: couch and has no money and is an intern at
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: 55 and has no confidence and is a bumbling idiot.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is watch an old episode.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We talked about it with Guy Brandon like crazy. So
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: what is going to happen when Steve sees Miranda– At
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a farmer's market, she has to provide some food because
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: she has no money for rent. So she's going back
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: to her friend who's the professor to bring some food.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: You know, I saw Miranda. The Juicy Scoop logo.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I thought it was Miranda, you know. Record button.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: It's me. It is Miranda. Miranda. Oh, my God.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Miranda, you look amazing. Your hair's back to normal, huh?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you know. I don't know. The gray wasn't doing
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: it for me now that I'm single again. I went
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: back red.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: You look great. You really do, Miranda.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: So you're here buying some cherries? What you got in
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: that basket, huh?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Well, since we got divorced and all our money goes
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to Brady, who is living life as a professional clown.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: He's doing great. Based on his hair. I just, I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: have no way to pay for the rent. I'm couch
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: surfing for the last year and a half.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: You're couch surfing?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with my professor.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Miranda.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're back in school, too?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: What happened? Did you lose your law degree?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's so awful. Listen, I got to, let me
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: tell you something. I could help you out, Miranda.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I got a new place. You know, I got a
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: new joint over in Coney Island. You ever been? You
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: come to Coney Island much?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Steve. I mean, we tried this for
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: 20 years. I felt sorry for you because you had
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: one ball and then I got pregnant and then we
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: got married and I, I thought it was fine, but
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: you never knew how to go down on me. And
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think I want to go down to Coney
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Island now either.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Miranda. No, I've been watching tons of videos, you know,
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: on the YouTube. Uh, I, let me tell you, I
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: know how to, I know how to please, please a
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: lady now.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I, I'm not going to brag too hard.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm not a, I'm a humble guy, but, uh, Yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I got a three-on-three game later. If you want to
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: come to my place, I could try fingering you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Come on. Come on. I love the way you do it. Now,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you said you had a little contact with the actual David.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, my man, David.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Tell me what happened.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: We've had a lot of back and forth over the
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: last two years.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I mean like three or four times. That's pretty good.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So he likes it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: He likes it. He does like it. He doesn't go
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: online too much. You could tell if you look at
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: his Instagram.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very rare that he posts.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Once a year, maybe his kid is like, Dad, post something.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: It's your birthday, whatever.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: So he said, my friends always send me this. It's great.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I do it in my show where he wrote me.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm never on the Instagrams. He says it
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: with an S. That's literally what he writes.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: But then he was like, but, you know, I heard
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: that I saw your video. I think you're hysterical, like
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: you're great.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: And then he wrote, hey, Anna, like like with a
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: question marks like Miranda.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I love it. It's so funny.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: It's such a niche thing. But like on TikTok, people
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: are like, I knew what this was from the second
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I clicked it. And I was like, oh, wow. Like
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: there's a Steve Hive out there and everyone was pulling
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: for Steve. And they gave Steve no screen time on
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: this show. So we've talked recently, this week we talked,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: and I said, when are you in New York? They're shooting.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: My whole TikTok is like bootleg of like, you know,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: and just like that scenes like you were showing before.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: And he's like, I got some tea, okay? This is
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: a paywall, right?
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Because he was like, well, they're only giving me like
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: a day or two in September, right?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: I was like, a day or two? You should be
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: all over this season.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because what's gonna happen to your character? They need you.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm planning on doing a one woman slash
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: man show on this. They need you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: But he's like, but maybe we can make something goofy
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: when I'm in town.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Like Steve meets Steve. It's got to happen, you know,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: or maybe we just go play some basketball for like
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: 20 minutes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Or when I do my show in New York.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe both can come out for a surprise and do
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: a little one on one hoops on the stage at
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the Palladium.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to meet him. I would die. I
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: felt like I didn't think he liked it because he's
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: on the Chicago Fire. Is that what it's called? Chicago Fire.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: He's on a show and he plays he plays another bartender.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's not a firefighter.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I think he's a bartender. And there's a character named
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Miranda on the show.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I swear to God. And I got tagged a billion times.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: You know when this happens to you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You know. You know.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: You're Britney thick. So last year, this is not Britney level.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: But last year, I got tagged all on TikTok because
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: the NBC show, NBC posted him doing Miranda, Miranda, Miranda.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: And the girl who plays Miranda comes in and he goes, ah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: wrong one. And something like that. And everyone was like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: you stole this from Anna. And I was like, well,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: he is the Steve that I did it, you know,
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: based off of.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: But anyway, but it was funny that you caught on
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: that just like her, like, you know, and now I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: know a lot of people do the skipping across, you know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: but I've been saying that for a long time. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I remember from the movie, my favorite line was $ 20
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: for shoes when they're in Dubai or Abu Dhabi. Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: And she's like, Yes, please.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: You have the head movement.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: But you really did come up with that. He was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: always confused. Like, how many redhead women that are taller
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: than you that you have a child with are walking
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: down the street in New York? Like, it's so... Even
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: when she's in.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: The apartment, he's like, Miranda. When my boyfriend says my name,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: he's mad at me. It's only anger. He's just saying
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: it every, it was like, no, I'll stick to the script.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: They're like, you don't have to say the name every time.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'll stick to the script.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: He also did it for his ma, you know, when
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: he's like, ma, my ma, my ma.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Anyway, well, we, we, like I said,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I will never ever stop watching this show. I don't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: care what direction it goes in. If they pick up
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: my suggestions, great. If they don't, it doesn't matter. Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I will love it, hate it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I can't stop.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: It's like the lottery now, I feel like, for actors. Like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: now we're seeing Rosie O'Donnell's on it. I think Sherry O'Terry.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, the cameos coming on this season. I'm like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: you guys hit the jackpot. Even if they have one line,
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: I'm like, ugh.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Do you know I was in season one? Wait, I
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: wasn't in season one. But do you know that I
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: did an experiment for season one?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, do tell. I don't know the story.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I begged my agents. I was like, I need to
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: get on this show. I don't care if I'm Coach X.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Wait, season one and just like this?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: And just like that.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Just like this. Just like this is the third remake
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: of Just Like That. Go on.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Which they'll make, probably. No, I begged my agents. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: was like, you don't understand. Like, I need to get
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: on this show. I am Steve. I was like, and
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: even if I'm not him, like, just get me a
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: one line as like, you know, the coat check girl
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: or like, pass her by. I don't give a shit.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: And I never got a single audition. So it was,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I knew when they were done shooting. It was the
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: last week of shooting. I applied to do background work.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Which I have not done since I'm like 21 years old.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I want to get on set. Like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: let me do a background work.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I applied.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I got picked. And I was like, oh my God,
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do background work. And I said, I'm
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: going to make a TikTok. I'm going to film this
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: entire day. I'm not going to say the name of
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: the show so I don't get kicked out of SAG.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Because I was.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Like, whatever.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to film until they take
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: my phone away. And I told the people I was with,
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: we did two scenes. And they were like, that's cool.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no worries.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I'm literally standing on set.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: They're like, action.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like holding my phone up. Like walking by. I
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: ruined season one for me. I knew what happened with
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Miranda and Che because I was in the fight scene
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh God. But I literally, I'm
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: going to send you this TikTok. So it got like
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: millions of hits on TikTok and then I didn't post
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: on Instagram. I was scared. I was like, is Sag
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: going to come for me? Because people were like, I
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: work in production on this show, and we're all talking
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: about this TikTok, and you're going to get in trouble
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: with the union. And I'm like, bitch, you could have
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: taken my phone away on set. I literally stood there filming.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Everyone's filming the background of this. It was so funny. Meanwhile,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: this person who was like, I work on the show,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I went to their TikTok, and they were like, you guys,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I stole a sweater from the set of Just Like That.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: And I was like, production's coming for you, honey. Like,
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: watch out. Amazing. I gave them promo.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Of course. It's great.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I have a new character that has blown up on
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: my Instagram.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Which is based on a real content creator. This girl
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I found. But it's amazing. It's like at 1.3 million
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: right now on Instagram.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: And of course not as good on TikTok, because I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: don't know why.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: It's either one or the other. It very rarely strikes both.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And my own daughter had it sent to her. That's
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: like a funny thing. But I obsessed with this girl.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I love that, though. When a family member gets it,
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: my mom's like, someone in the nail salon watched your
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Steve video.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow. And so... But what's great about this
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: comment that I do, which is basically this girl who's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: flirting with other women to either follow her or we
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of make her a scammer. But
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I came across this girl a while ago, and she
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: didn't have an enormous amount of followers. But I was like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you know, who is this girl?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: So, like, 30% of the comments know who I'm parodying.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Other people just think it's a funny character, which I'm like,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: that's when you know you've done it right. Like, you
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: don't have to know what I'm imitating or what I'm referencing.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: If it's entertaining on its own, then you know you've
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: done your work as a comedian. So I'm going to
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: do more with her. I love that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, people think I'm Hilaria Baldwin on TikTok, and
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: they're like, go back to your country. I'm like, this
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: is my country.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have some sad news. There was a time
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: when we thought that maybe Hilaria would get picked up
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I know. And they have announced the cast.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Who? She didn't make the cut.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I have, if I did the video.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Well, they also, she also like.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Here it is. Here's the cast so far according to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Bravo Snarkside. Okay. It is, the returnings are Garcelle, Erica, Dorit, Kyle,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and Sutton.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: And Kathy Hilton will be a friend along with Meg Tilly.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Jennifer Tilly.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Jennifer Tilly.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Who I love.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: And then there is this new girl named Bozama St. John.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm pronouncing her first name. But
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: apparently she is like a Netflix executive or CEO or something.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: like she's in entertainment but she's not an actress so
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I kind of love that aspect of what she might
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: bring to it or whatever she's like an accomplished businesswoman
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: so but but apparently it was supposed to be the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: other rumor that was supposed to be this actress and
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I her name escapes me but she was like on
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: like CSI Miami I guess that's not happening.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Okay yeah no when all that like when that like
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: rumor came out did you see her story when she
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: posted a photo of her and her kid in at
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: like the Beverly Hills Hotel and was like we love
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Beverly Hills and everyone was like.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: What is she doing here?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: She's either she's just feeding the rumor.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: She loves it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: You know, she was like, why not? And people are like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: join New York. You live in New York.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: She was like what? I don't know if I talked
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: about it with you, but she was that one of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: those old stories that I bring up that you're like, Heather,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: but it's Juicy Scoop history. When Sean Young showed up
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: at the studio as Catwoman in the outfit and was
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: like walking around hoping to get the part. And they're
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: like security.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: So it's like could be like that. Like she just
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: came to Beverly Hills and was like dropping the seeds.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Knock, knock.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Bravo.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: What would she say in her confessional if she was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: to of why she's auditioning? She hasn't made it yet.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: We have the confessional. So we're just going to ask
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you some stuff about your life and see if you're
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: a good fit with the girls. Hilario. But tell us
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: like what is do you watch? What do you think
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: about Beverly Hills about moving you and your seven kids here?
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I love it because it's like so many, you know,
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: celebritaros like walk around here, you know, it's just like
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I feel like home, you know, because I am a celebrity,
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: a celebritar. And it's like it's kind of like, you know,
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: like the Hamptones, which I have a house and I
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: go there. So like Beverly Hills is like it's kind
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: of like the Hamptones, you know, it's like we can
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: go to Erwan.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, that's our grocery store. It's very expensive.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nice.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: You know, I took my Cete Balbonitos, Cuatro Nannies, and Alec,
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: we go for lunch.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: It's like, you know, $ 18, 000. It's like nice. It's really
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: good food. Perfect.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hire you. I'm still sad about it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, so let's... Okay, those women would rip her apart
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: in two seconds. They'd be like, where are you from?
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: What did you do?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: So the Kardashians are out the new season, and there's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: lots of articles about what we can expect from the season.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: And one of them is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, since we're
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: talking about the original Gypsy and Gypsy Rose. Clearly she
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: had a momager, too, that put her out there. They
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: got free homes and free– Disney and Make-A-Wish and all
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: these things.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: She's inspired by that movie to name her that.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: And then she went and she gets to meet Kim Kardashian, who,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you know, is a big part of the Innocence Project.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But then also, she also has a big momager. Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Who might have, who basically also, based on my movie idea,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: could sort of, some people based on the sex tape
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and stuff, wondering if Kris Jenner had any say in it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So we don't know what happens in this scene, but
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is out and gets to meet Kip.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: And meets her hero. So you do an amazing Kris Jenner.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Thanks, doll.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Do you want to get ready for it?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: We are getting a little wig on just to get
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: her in the mood. But, you know, there's a lot
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: going on in this season and I just want to
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: get Kris's opinion on all these leaks of what it's
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: going to entail for the season. It is great. She's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: got a cute black wig on.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Hold on, doll. Now we're set. Okay. How am I?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Am I crooked?
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: If it's crooked, just tell them Corey and I had
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: a real fun time on the way over. He's in
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: the car.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, a lot of people wonder if Corey Gamble is
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: an industry plant or a CIA plant. What does he
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: know about Diddy?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: I just, Corey is The face of Dolce & Gabbana.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: That's all I can say.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That's his only role.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: That is his only job.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Chris, we see that the show is out and they
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: say that the Kardashians call out Caitlyn Jenner on her
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: involvement in House of Kardashian doc. It hurts. Apparently, they're
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: not happy about this doc.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Why, Chris? Why are you not happy?
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, for so many years, we were partners on,
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: you know, keeping up with the Kardashians. And then there
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: goes Caitlyn spilling all of our shit all over. What
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: is it even on? I don't even know what it's on,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: you know, like Fox News or something. I don't know.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: It's just not right. You know, we're still family. We
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: co-parent and we're really.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: You co-parent even though everyone's grown? We co-parent.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. I mean, our kids still come home
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: for dinners. And, you know, someone else cooks. And we
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: really it just felt like a betrayal. It really did.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: And I have supported Caitlin on her journey. And here
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: she is, you know, telling all of our secrets.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I saw this. This headline, and I'm a
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: little concerned because I, too, was part of this doc.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God, Heather.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I got to get out of here. Heather, but you
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: are part of our family.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Well, Chris, I heard some rumblings that you weren't pleased
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: with me either. Well, no.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, the Christmas party was strike one. Okay. But
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I thought we made up since then, you know?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Well, we did. And if you watch the, there were
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: three episodes that I was really only featured in one.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: And it was really about your life before meeting, like
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: your divorce and all that.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Kind of before your fame of the Kardashians. And I
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: would like you to rewatch it because I'm very complimentary
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: towards you and the girls.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Well, that's really nice.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: I really appreciate that, doll. Because, you know, if you
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: said anything else- I would have my people come for you.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Corey.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Corey.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Corey would come. He'd take the juicy out of Juicy Scoop.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Also, there's a clip that says Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: marvel over Scott Disick's weight loss on the Kardashian premiere.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Tell me. Were you concerned or
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you thought he looked good?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I think he looks fabulous. I really do. You know,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: he managed it. Maybe he went a little too far.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: With the Ozempic?
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: A little Ozempic, yeah. You know, we do Ozempic Sundays
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: at my house, so we do it for, like, dessert.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you sprinkle it on a little.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Or you just squirt in the injectable.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We just squirt it on like a chocolate syrup,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: you know. We let everyone just suck it down.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: And then you just take, like, two bites and you're full.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You guys all do look amazing. Uh-huh.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Heather, she's making up for the documentary. Thank you so much.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: I think Scott looks amazing at any weight. I really do.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at him. He's a star. The Lord,
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: let the Lord be with us always.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: I love Scott.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And then we also, Chris, I want to get your
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: last opinion on this amazing scene of when Kim Kardashian
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: was supposedly kind of dissed By Anna Wintour?
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: What was that? She sat down. People didn't know if
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: she was late or what the case was or that
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: she wore too sexy of an outfit. What was it, Chris?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Because you were right there to witness it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. Well, I was there. I had a whole talk
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: with Anna Wintour. You know, we talked about covers and
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: which family members she wants for next year's.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: And then all the different Vogue's, right?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: All the Vogue's.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Spain and all the other ones.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Which one is Corey going to be on?
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Corey's going to be on Vogue Italia. He's got a
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: yellow Dolce & Gabbana silk suit. Pajamas, right? Yeah. You
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: could wear it as pajamas if you're fancy. But yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Kimberly was late. And you know what? I have to say,
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: having raised her since birth, Kimberly can be late sometimes.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: And it's, you know... in this case, it wasn't a
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: good look for Anna Wintour, but you know, she's so
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: beautiful that Anna can forgive Kimberly because Kimberly has really
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: done a lot of work with Vogue. So it was a,
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: it was a little bit of a weird moment, but
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: she pulled her shit together.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Chris, for stopping by. I really appreciate it. I, I,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I would like you to rewatch that episode and see
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: that I did not say anything that you wouldn't be
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: okay with.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I'd rather kill myself than watch Caitlyn's documentary again.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: But I'll take your word for it. I really will.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Maybe you'll come to Christmas this year.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping. And you know, I could go alone.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're childless now, right?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: They're gone. They're gone and Peter can stay at home.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, we love Peter. He's been over a couple times though.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, whichever. But again, we can travel lean is what
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have an entourage anymore.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Peter's always invited.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, good. Thank you. Amazing, amazing Kris Jenner. It really
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: is my favorite because you get her point of view. Now,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I saw this article and
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I was so excited because I thought it was such
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a juicy story. Page six writes, colorful socialite, Jose Castello, Bronco, 61,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: accused of assaulting 95-year-old wife, the diamond heiress, Betty Gaffstein
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: in Portugal. And it's a photo of the two of them,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the 95-year-old woman and the 61-year-old, who I thought was
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: a woman.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: So I was so excited because I thought this was
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: a May-December... older lesbian that had been together a long time,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: but also a gold digging lesbian that.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Wanted to kill her wife. And I was like, this
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: is the juiciest story ever. And then when I went
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and clicked and read the whole thing, I'm like, that's
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: a man living as a man, but No, but, you know,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of filler. Has nails and has hair and makeup,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: but absolutely, they've been together a while.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: If you squint, it really is like, is this Liza
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Minnelli and, like, Lucille Ball? Some people thought it was
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Daniel Staub.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: The answer was like, but it was great because then
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, my God. And all the most
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: the comments were exactly what like I thought this was
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: a lesbian couple that the younger one was trying to, like,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: kill the older one for the money. But anyway, the
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: staff won't let the 61 year old husband around the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: 95 year old wife because they were afraid that. The
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: plug's going to be pulled. That's crazy, though.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: All of this is crazy. Also, this photo just looks
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: like someone being like, excuse me, can I take a
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: photo with you? Right? Like the angle.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Like popping in. Yeah, yeah. So funny. Now, this was interesting.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: So Kelly Osbourne, who has changed her hair to look
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: like Kim Zolciak Berman. Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Wow. That really.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's got to be a wig. It's so
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: much hair. It's got to be a wig. She normally
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: has purple. She's finally left the purple.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: And she quite, and they're all fan of the, of Zupik.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So she's very thin and she's a new mom.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Although she said she didn't take it, right? Wasn't that
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: the whole drama?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: It's just smaller meals. It's walking. Okay. Get some walking
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: shoes and watch the weight fall off in four months.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know why people.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: When you never, when you had trouble for 40 years
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: and then you just start walking around the block. Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Cause you see so many people walk in LA too, right?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Just drinking more water. And then not mentioning it at
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: all until you've lost the hundred. Not doing any workout videos, nothing.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Right. Meanwhile, her mom was all like, I took too
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: much Ozempic.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now she's a little bummed thinking, you know, Ozzy
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: said I'm too thin, but I like it. Anyway, they,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: of course, have a family podcast. And somehow the brother
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: or somebody brought up Julianna Rancic, who, as we can remember,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop History. They did Fashion Police together. And after
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Joan Rivers passed, they were still doing it for a while.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: And they were trying to find their footing of, you know,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: who was going to replace Joan. And they didn't really
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: replace Joan. Melissa did it. Oh, no, Kathy did it
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: for a while. Kathy Griffin did do it for a while.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And then she chose to leave. We really don't know
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: why she left.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a brief stint, I remember.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: But we were just getting into being a more politically correct,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: sweeter society, which the only reason Joan got away with
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: that is because that was always Joan's sense of humor,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: and she was Joan, and she was older, and she
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: didn't give a shit. So once she had passed, they
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: tried to do this show, which just isn't funny if
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: every person that looks hideous, you're like, not in love
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: with the color. I would go with a deeper shade
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: of yellow, but otherwise gorgeous. She rocked it. That was
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: every comment.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: And so the show is like that now.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: It's like there's no scoop at all. There's nothing to it.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: But Juliana, you know, they always had writers. And what
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: happened was Zendaya, I remember when I first heard this story.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: And they go, what do you think of this? I'm like, what?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, Juliana Rancic says that Zendaya, I'm saying her
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: name right? Zendaya. I think Zendaya. Zendaya. That Zendaya, she
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: had these, she was wearing these like braids. And she said,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: it looks like she smells like... patchouli and weed.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I do remember this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: And I remember at the time, Zendaya was only 17, 18.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: And I remember reading that and thinking, oh, is it
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't want to be associated with being a
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: pot smoker? I didn't know that it was a racial
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: slur to say that someone with braids would be enjoying marijuana.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But it was obviously wrong. And you know,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: she was like, I have to apologize. But at the
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: same time, I was like, wait a minute. The writer
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: wrote it. The producers agreed that she should say it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: They then edited it. Then he approved it and just
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: left her out there to hang out to dry. But
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: she did apologize and everything. But Kelly Osbourne was like,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I will not, like she really was like, I don't
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: want to ever work with her again. Like she did
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a whole big thing and put it out how she
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: discussed it she was. And so then, Juliana left, and
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: she and her husband are raising their child, and they
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: have all these restaurants, and she makes millions and millions
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: of dollars selling QVC leggings in 12 different sizes and
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: colors and whatever. They're fine. I don't think she really
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: misses that world of being in an uncomfortable dress for
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: 12 hours during the Oscars, but she was the queen
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: of it. But, of course, so it comes up, and
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: then Kelly Osbourne is like, We don't need to talk
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: about her. She doesn't exist or she's not relevant or something.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, all I can think about is
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: when Kelly Osbourne said the thing on The View. Do
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you remember that? The View. So The View was being,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: she was a regular on The View after Fashion Police.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Kelly was a regular on The View?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yes. She was like the young one. And they said
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: they're talking about Trump and he hadn't won the election yet. But,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you know, she was not a fan. And something came
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: about immigration. And Kelly Osbourne said, I have one question
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: for you, Donald Trump. If we get rid of all
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the Latinas, who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I do remember this.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: And they go, uh, because it's live. And they're like,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, no, I don't mean that. I mean, in
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: the sense that, in the sense that.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, you can't dig yourself out of it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: And they're like, um. Latinas and Latinos in this country
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: do other things than janitorial work. Like it was just,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: and she was, and so it was, I think the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: worst moment. And I, and you know, and then she
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: was like, then she tried to say, even though I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: have a housekeeper, I actually do clean my own toilets.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, you don't. If you have someone
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: come to clean, even if you have someone come once
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: a month, you're going to be like, You're doing the hardcore.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be like, hey, can you fold
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: my towels? I'm going to do my own toilet. Like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you're not doing that. And so it just kept going on.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: So if, you know, listen, if I was her, I
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: would never be trying to remind people of anything like
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: this because there's people like me that remember.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: And we'll bring it up because I just. Yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Drama.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think that was one to ever get. pass
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: but that's live tv for you.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Something must have also happened between them if so well
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: that's what i think beyond that because there was something
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: that like.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I think in that she maybe didn't really like her
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and then when this was coming out she was like
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: oh no this is really the way she thinks about
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: other things and i'm glad it's getting exposed that she's
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: not a nice person yeah it was probably just they
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: probably never totally were asshole buddies as my dad would
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: say And then there's competitiveness, and then there's like, who
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: gets chosen?
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Because Juliana was the queen, and she kind of was
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: a correspondent on those red carpets sometimes.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: And then Juliana was probably like, I came from nobody famous,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: and now I'm sitting next to you, and you... You know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: we're this kid on a reality show.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: You know, what do you know about fashion except that
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you were just I mean, Kelly Osbourne got handed so
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: many jobs.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Like she's on The View and talking about politics and everything.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: She didn't even graduate from eighth grade, I don't think.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: And if I'm wrong, I'm sorry. But I remember like
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it wasn't they weren't homeschooled or no schooling at all.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. I know that doesn't make someone smart. But clearly,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: look at what she said. And I always think that
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: must have happened. Like, she must have had some hairdresser
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: or something. And she must have been like, oh, I've
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: got the joke. I've got the joke. And then the
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: hairdresser's like, oh, yes. And nobody, like, thought it through.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: There's no way she ran that. I mean, there's no
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: way that was ever run by a producer.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: And she was young and dumb. And she did make
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: a huge mistake. Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yikes.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: So.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is Southern Charm alum Catherine Dennis was arrested
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: for DUI. I don't cover Southern Charm that much, but
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: are you familiar at all with this show?
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: I'm familiar with it, and I literally, like, you brought
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: this up, and I just saw it on Instagram. As
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: soon as I went on Instagram, it was like the
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: photos are, like, all over the place.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So Southern Charm probably started, like, 10, 12 years ago,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and she was an original cast member. Stunningly beautiful redhead
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: who just got prettier as she got older and Figured
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: out how to fill in her brows and a few things.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: But like tall, beautiful. And she got pregnant very young
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: by one of the oldest cast members who was like
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: almost 50 when she was 21. And they weren't even
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: a committed relationship. And then she gets pregnant again by him.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And then she struggles with drugs and alcohol through all
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: these seasons. And then he, they have this horrible custody paddle.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: He gets accused of awful things too. Ravenel was his
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: last name. Anyway, they finally have some type of settlement
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: with these two kids, custody settlement. And she gets in
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: an accident. She got in an accident recently, but I
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: don't know if– but it wasn't necessarily DUI. It was
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: like they didn't– it was like they thought she did
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a hit and run, New York school. They didn't know.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: This one, TMZ has shown the her getting the, doing
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the DUI test and she has been arrested for that. She,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: they put her in the back seat where she gets arrested,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: you know, has a hit and there's nothing like a
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: backseat reality star arrest.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Cuffed.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Cuffed. And just being, yeah, cuffed and being like, And
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: then the cop is coming to put the seatbelt on her.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: And she's like, you're disgusting. Get away from me. What
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you doing? He's like, I
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: need to put a seatbelt on you. It is my job.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to cop a feel, lady.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: So you're going to get in more trouble.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, wait, what about my puppy?
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: My puppy.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: And they're like, the puppy will be going to a
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: shelter where it'll be safe. Oh, no.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: No, I just want my dog.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I want my dog. He's the only thing I care about.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, meanwhile, you have two children. I mean, I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: know people care about their dogs and they also have children,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: but it's like just this is what is just the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: worst look. Yeah. And it's very bad. And like the ex.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: And they're like black and white photos. Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: And the ex has been sued for sexual assault and
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: all these other things. But somehow he's had more custody
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: than she. And now it's. And now he wants full.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want a co-parent. He wants to be like, no,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: the kids are with me, and you can come visit,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to deal with your bullshit. And
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: this is going to be really, really bad, obviously, for
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: her now.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah. For custody? This is all over the internet.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: As someone who doesn't watch the show, you're like, it's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: been on for 12 years. I'm like, even I've seen
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: these photos everywhere.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she left the show a year ago.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was a mutual goodbye
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: or what, but because she'd struggled with this stuff or
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: was just... extremely entitled, I don't know which is true,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: maybe a little both. So much of the storyline was like, yeah,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Catherine didn't call us back. Catherine didn't come to the party. Catherine,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and I've said this with reality stars, it is a job.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: So it's just like if everybody has to work at
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: McDonald's and the shift starts at 12. and you're all
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: making minimum wage, and this one is never showing up,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: you get annoyed.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: But you can't say that and break the fourth wall
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: and be like, what do you mean she's not coming
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: to the baby shower? What do you mean she's not
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: going on the three-day trip where we're all going to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: talk shit about each other and get drunk and shoot
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: duck or whatever?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Like, I imagine it's like any production, right, where they're like,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: do you have any days that you can't shoot or
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: this or that? Like, here's the schedule.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you've got to do it unless there's literally, like,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: you're someone died and you have to go to funeral,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: not calling or saying like, that's what really pisses people off. Um,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: this has been really weird. So Trista Sutter, who married Ryan,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: she was the first bachelorette. So she came from the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: first bachelor.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: She's 51. He's 49. Their kids must be off to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: college by now. They've been married forever. Um, Um, but
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: he started to post these like things like, where's Trista?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Or like, I worried about it. I was very concerned.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Did you see some of these?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: I saw, yeah, there was a really long post where
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: he like.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a long diatribe?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: A long one where he went on and on and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: it's a black and white photo and it's like. And
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: people are like, did she die?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: There are theories, though, of what this is. This is
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: a publicity stunt.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a publicity... People think she's doing, like, Special
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Forces or maybe she's doing Masked Singer. Right. But then
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: why would you draw attention to that? Like, if you're
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: doing one of those secret things... Because I've talked to
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: people who've done Masked Singer, and it's really important that
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: you don't reveal to anybody that that's what you're doing.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Even your family, yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: And... You know, which was why, like, people thought jokingly, like,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you know, before we knew what was happening to Princess Kate,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: they're like, is she doing mass singer?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Could you believe that was.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: But this one is really, really weird. And I, I mean,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I hope she's okay and she's just doing a dumb
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: reality show or traders or something.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she has to be. Or maybe, you know, they're
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: so out of the reality show scene, maybe he's like,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: this will be so fun. We could like- We're like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: back in the limelight.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: But like after that girl, Micah Miller, like died mysteriously.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Do you know what that with her weird pastor ex-husband?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Oh God. I'm like, I don't think you ever want
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: to throw out.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: As the husband, like a gone girl theory. Like, I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: just don't think in the world of dateline and true crime,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: that's why.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Any like fake death posts too are just kind of cringe. Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Any kind of like, you know, um, Sometimes you just
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: come across something and you do think someone died. And
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, before I say my condolences, let me
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: read more. And you're like, oh, good. No, they didn't die.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: They just decided to do a black and white photo.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Exactly. It's always the black and white. We're like, uh-oh,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: something's bad. Like a photo of a dog in black
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: and white.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, no.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: And they're like, my dog got groomed. I'm like, what
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: the fuck? Not okay.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, we got hilarious. what do you think is going
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: on with J-Lo and Ben?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: They should be posting some black and white photos.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This photo from people is so hilarious.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: It's that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck smile as they're
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: snapped together amid reports of Meryl Streep. And I mean,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Ben Affleck's smile could not be less happy. He's like, Like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: it is hilarious.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Aren't they, they're in, like, a McDonald's, like, drive-thru, right? Like,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: look at this photo. Obviously Dunkin' Donuts.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: And someone's like, oh, wait, before I give you your order,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: can I just, you guys are celebrities, can I, like,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: snap a photo? Because they're in their car, and they're
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: both looking, and they're like, oh.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: We're turning it all the way. And he's like, no,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: we have to do this, yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: I hope that employee is rich as fuck right now
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: for selling that photo to People Magazine. But I don't know.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, she went, she's.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: On this, um, thing for this show called Atlas. Yes.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: And her co-stars were like, someone asked about her marital
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: status and the co-star was like, don't ask that. Like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: she's an EP of this show and she's absolutely fabulous.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: And she's the one that, you know, uh, encouraged the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: two other male parts, um, to be, you know, diverse
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: and it's a diverse cast and dah, dah, dah. And, um,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: So there's just so much speculation. But then also they
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: were saying that.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner, the insider, is that Jennifer Garner is like
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: hoping that they'll stay married, which I totally believe. She
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't want them.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's hoping they'll stay.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that Jennifer.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, all of us were pulling for that.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jennifer Lopez is the nightmare. I'm like, one is
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: always smiling and one is not. So I don't know.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: And that was the other rumor. But. Look, I do
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: think she's addicted to never slowing down, and he's probably like,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I thought we were going to slow down a little.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I think, career-wise.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: They're both so famous. It's hard to just be normal.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can be normal.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: And you just have to accept that. And then you
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: have this goal, not just of a couple goals, but
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: it's almost more romantic that 20 years later, you come back.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: And also I'm like, who sees a boyfriend from 20
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: years ago and looks better today than they did 20
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: years ago? J-Lo is the only one whose body got
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: better 20 years. Literally. Her body's better at like 53
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: or 54.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Every year she gets better.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: I feel like they were literally like, America's parent trap.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Like we like all were like, mom and dad got
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: back together after all these years. So yeah, I hope
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: they don't split up. But I also am like, I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: don't know. They've split up before a couple of times.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't be that shocking.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: If they're, I feel like even if they split up,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: they would not want to like finalize it. Like it's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: just too embarrassing. I don't know.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Or they did like a year or two ago and
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: we're all just catching on.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Or they aren't legally married. I always, I think that's
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: that there's a lot of stars that, that secretly don't
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: get legally married. Do the marriage, do the whole thing,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: because they want it and they want the world to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: show the commitment, but they also are like, hey, if
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: it doesn't work out, this is gonna be even easier.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: But if you have an ironclad prenup and you're both rich,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: it should be easy anyway. But if you own property together,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: that's worse than being married anyway. Talk to Ariana and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval. Little update. Now, P. Diddy is being sued
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: by a model. There's been six new lawsuits of people. Good.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's done. Everyone, it's all coming out. And then,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: of course, people are like, oh, it was 20 years ago.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Why didn't she say anything then? Well, what also happens
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: when a crime happens to you and it is someone powerful,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: you're oftentimes even more afraid to come forward because... he
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: already was fucking her up as far as getting more
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: modeling gigs. She's like, not only was she traumatized by
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the event, but then he made sure that nobody else
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: hired her, which is the same thing I used to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: say about Louis C.K., who would keep female writers from
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: being hired because he's like, I don't want them in
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: a room where they may share the story of me
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: whipping it out and masturbating in front of them. Also,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I have brought up this story at least 25 times
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: on this show to remind people, you could enjoy Louis C.K.,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: but just remember that- And I think so often people
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: think if someone doesn't come forward then and does a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: lawsuit or goes to the cops, that it wasn't that
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: bad and they kept to themselves. I'm like, but what
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: happens is whether you talk or whether you don't, they
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: can screw you career-wise when you're dealing with Hollywood. They
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: can blackball you when they have this kind of power.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, your agent drops you. You
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: don't get any more offers anymore. Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: And you're traumatized from from this person and he ends you.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: It's so awful. That video is so it's so.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: And she says Cassie also said, thank you so much
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: for all the support. Yeah. And I'm I'm always going
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: to be recovering. But it's really important that people are
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: sympathetic and empathetic to people of domestic violence because it
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: goes on forever. and there's you know and if you
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: know somebody like try to help them get out but
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: also like just be there for them you never know like.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: That video is so cringe too that he did I'm
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: like What? Because that's one night. That was one night
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: in 10 years.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: So I guess she had it for the lawsuit. And
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: then that is how it got released. And then he
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: thought it was safe because he paid $ 50, 000 for it
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: not to be released.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Which is like not that much from him. I'm like, here,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: be quiet.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: It's so gross.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: And of course people always are wondering what's the J-Lo
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: connection there.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Because she was there for that shooting. And then I've
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: read that people said no. You know, nothing ever happened
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: with her because she did have her own career and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: like and he wasn't like that with her. Who knows?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: But this other bodyguard came out and said, oh, didn't interview. Oh,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I've seen him be like this was a ton of women,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: like four or five different women. He's seen this happen.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: And of course, you're like, OK, well, why didn't you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: do anything about it?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because people didn't talk about this stuff.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: And of course, it's your livelihood.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: The bodyguard's scared, too. He's going to lose his job.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: You're right. The bodyguard is like, what am I going
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: to do? I'm just a bodyguard. Like, I don't know
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: how to do anything else. Like, I'm not a doctor
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: that could go, like, get hired at another hospital. Right.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Or if I say anything, I'll lose my job.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Right. Exactly. So great that this, and I love that
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: every time they do any photo about him, I mean,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: not that he's attractive, but he's just. Ugly. And then
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: people said, that's why I always wore the sunglasses, because
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: his evil eyes. So good for that. Look, look how
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: ugly he is here. That video. No. He is the worst.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Let me see what else. Okay, let's go back and just...
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: finish up with you and tell everybody, because you have
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: shows coming up.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: We're going to have big shows.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody where they can follow you and go to
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: your shows.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, thanks. You can follow me anywhere at Anna Roisman,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: just my name, Anna, A-N-N-A-R-O-I-S-M-A-N. And then I am doing
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Punchline Comedy, Philadelphia. I'm co-headlining with my friend Tom Hearn.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: We're doing a tour called the Fabulous Sweetie Tour. He
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: does Ina Garten. You would love Tom. Yeah, I saw
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: your posters.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: It looks so good.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: And so we're doing that June 2nd at Punchline Philadelphia.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: And then we're doing Gramercy Theater in New York on
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: June 5th.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and our friend Zachariah Porter, who's like the funniest
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: person on TikTok, he's opening for us. And so we're
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: so excited. It's going to be great.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you came. We always have so much fun.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: I know, you crack me up. I love doing our scenes.
• 1:11:29
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