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- 0:05Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Listener discretion, Is.
- 0:10Speaker 1: It lies.
- 0:20Speaker 2: The Woody Show?
- 0:22Speaker 3: That this is the Woody Show.
- 0:29Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
- 0:52Speaker 2: today is the final day of July.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Nice.
- 0:54Speaker 2: It is July the thirty first, twenty twenty six. It
- 0:57Speaker 2: is also the final day of the week. Today is Friday. Dude,
- 1:07Speaker 2: Day five five, Day five five. Yeah, it's day five
- 1:12Speaker 2: of five. All right, It is the Woodie Show. Thank
- 1:15Speaker 2: you for being here, Woodie, Greg, we got Sea Bass,
- 1:18Speaker 2: we got Morgan, Jeff Jute is here. There is Vaughn,
- 1:22Speaker 2: We got Dumbass Tyler, we got Bored, we got Menji.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Thank you for being here. It is the Woody Show. Yeah,
- 1:33Speaker 2: well do it? We should. At some point we can
- 1:37Speaker 2: switch that song up, maybe Andrew w K. Maybe we
- 1:39Speaker 2: can do another classic remember this song, Oh what a Black? Yeah?
- 1:45Speaker 2: I got a fun fact involving this song, by the way.
- 1:48Speaker 6: Really yeah, So it's taken fifteen years, but the Rebecca
- 1:54Speaker 6: Black classic banger Friday has finally gone platinum.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah yeah. I just saw a photo of
- 2:03Speaker 2: her posting with the Fatum record the other day. My question,
- 2:06Speaker 2: do you have what the platinum means these days, like,
- 2:08Speaker 2: well it's one million sold. They sold one million units,
- 2:12Speaker 2: so a million people purchased. Nice. Yeah, this is obviously
- 2:17Speaker 2: the remix. I think we threw some Charlie Sheen in
- 2:20Speaker 2: here at some point out winning. Yeah, well I think
- 2:28Speaker 2: it was at that time. I've said, yeah, November of
- 2:32Speaker 2: twenty eleven.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Boom, that was timeful what you did the.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Weekend I saw he. I just saw her do that.
- 2:47Speaker 2: DJ said at.
- 2:48Speaker 6: Bang seven grad rocks and finishing them, because that's how
- 2:51Speaker 6: I roll.
- 2:51Speaker 2: I have one speed, I had one gear party. He
- 2:55Speaker 2: just said, yeah, stagecoach, how her boots. It was really good. Yeah,
- 2:59Speaker 2: all all good, all around.
- 3:01Speaker 7: Also, this sorry apparent apparently fifteen demand streams equals one
- 3:06Speaker 7: album unit and one hundred fifty streams equals one single unit.
- 3:10Speaker 2: When it came out, it was a joke, but now
- 3:12Speaker 2: it's regarded as nostalgic pop culture staple.
- 3:15Speaker 8: Oh hell yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 3: And it was that like scheming, Uh what was ARC
- 3:19Speaker 3: music Factory. It's like, don't you like to make us?
- 3:23Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's like if you know you were going
- 3:26Speaker 2: to singing or whatever, your parents could pay. Remember that
- 3:29Speaker 2: back in the day, the mall, the mall or the
- 3:31Speaker 2: amusement park and there. Oh yeah, you can make a
- 3:33Speaker 2: little music video. Yeah, same type of jungle love those places. Yeah,
- 3:40Speaker 2: Rebecca's still making music. Her second album is coming out
- 3:42Speaker 2: September fourth. It's called Age of the Exhibitionists. Played some
- 3:47Speaker 2: of her first album. You liked it, greg as I recall.
- 3:50Speaker 5: Don't remember I remember this one obviously?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Do you remember this one? This was the this is
- 3:57Speaker 2: the Chinese.
- 3:58Speaker 9: Versions and Toms.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Toms home Ma.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Fridish. Wasn't I love that rule? It's very vibe, you know.
- 4:32Speaker 3: It's like so coffeehouse today is.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Lifeguard Appreciation Days.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Lifeguards.
- 4:37Speaker 2: I saw some I think we've talked about these before
- 4:40Speaker 2: that every year they come out with the annual like
- 4:43Speaker 2: salaries of some beach lifeguards, like in California.
- 4:46Speaker 5: It depends how much time and stuff.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always thinking like lifeguards are like teenage kids
- 4:50Speaker 2: at a pool over the summer.
- 4:53Speaker 5: If you're high ranking and you have a lot of
- 4:54Speaker 5: overtime and stuff. Some of them were like, man.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Four hundred and are they paying more now because there's
- 4:59Speaker 3: like a national life guard shortage.
- 5:01Speaker 7: Yeah, they screwed. They screwed the taxpayers over You are correct, right, exactly.
- 5:06Speaker 7: Oh yeah, sorry, if your lifeguard, you don't deserve a
- 5:08Speaker 7: four hundred and fifty thousand dollars salary. I appreciate you too,
- 5:11Speaker 7: I appreciate what you do, but you're scamming the system.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you're a glorified babysitter. Like, how often
- 5:15Speaker 2: do you really have to go in?
- 5:17Speaker 5: It depends. I think this summer that's been extra busy
- 5:19Speaker 5: for lifeguards all around the country. But what is extra
- 5:22Speaker 5: busy making hundreds of rescues a weekend? Yeah, hundreds in
- 5:27Speaker 5: certain cities.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 7: I saw a couple of videos of a guy, some
- 5:30Speaker 7: guys and there was a one that was going around
- 5:32Speaker 7: this week of some kid in I think Newport Beachish area, Smart,
- 5:35Speaker 7: Orange County, California.
- 5:37Speaker 2: And then they did they saved lives? Is it for
- 5:39Speaker 2: fifty dollars a year?
- 5:40Speaker 1: No?
- 5:41Speaker 2: I thought it was like, you know, every five days. No,
- 5:44Speaker 2: I think they that they grabbed that little like booy
- 5:46Speaker 2: looking thing and right out there.
- 5:49Speaker 5: I thought the same thing until just recently where there
- 5:52Speaker 5: was hundreds in one weekend.
- 5:53Speaker 2: New new Baywatch series coming out, So yeah, yeah's National
- 5:57Speaker 2: Mutt Day. And then he got oh, Nash Avocado Day,
- 6:01Speaker 2: Greg Oh my gosh, keep that industry in business. You're
- 6:03Speaker 2: welcome National Raspberry Cake Day. And it's shredded wheat Day today.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Right behind you Wood. Yeah, you've been eating a lot.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Of I stack on it. Yeah, so boring yeast. Yeah,
- 6:15Speaker 2: well it's the frost is frosted. Yeah, Sea Bests brought in,
- 6:18Speaker 2: uh all that food for the Walmart, which, by the way,
- 6:21Speaker 2: I still I'm still seeing crap like he's so out
- 6:23Speaker 2: of touch.
- 6:23Speaker 7: Now I'm literally in touch, like literally everything I did
- 6:26Speaker 7: was backed by numbers and showing his work. Yeah, I
- 6:28Speaker 7: was showing my work. I was showing macros and dollars
- 6:31Speaker 7: and cents fiber.
- 6:34Speaker 8: He did not show macro.
- 6:35Speaker 2: Im sure as hell did. Look at the videos I
- 6:36Speaker 2: gave Vaughan.
- 6:37Speaker 7: I gave Van all the nutritional breakdowns, including protein, including fiber,
- 6:41Speaker 7: including micro nutrients, but everything they okay, guess what it's
- 6:46Speaker 7: in there. Don't know how much B twelve you're getting,
- 6:50Speaker 7: but it's enough.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, today in nineteen seventy one minutes today in history. Yeah,
- 6:56Speaker 2: now do you believe this? The first men to ride
- 6:58Speaker 2: in a vehicle on the moon. So on this day
- 7:01Speaker 2: in the l r V, the Lunar Rover vehicle, sort
- 7:05Speaker 2: of like that lunar dune buggy, the Moon buggy, the
- 7:07Speaker 2: Apollo fifteen astronauts. They went for like five miles on
- 7:11Speaker 2: the lunar surface.
- 7:13Speaker 3: It's the right, It looks cool.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Do you believe that that they did that?
- 7:18Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 7:18Speaker 2: What was a new movie that just came out to
- 7:21Speaker 2: the Moon? I think with Channing Tatum changing and uh
- 7:25Speaker 2: whatever whatever her name is. They had a theory in
- 7:29Speaker 2: there that the moon landing did actually happen plus the theory.
- 7:33Speaker 2: But they also but but America America wanted it to
- 7:39Speaker 2: look so good for television that they shot their own version, okay,
- 7:44Speaker 2: and they that instead.
- 7:45Speaker 3: This is this is what happens when not me.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I'm just saying the movie said this is that.
- 7:50Speaker 7: That's what happens when you confront conspiracy theorists with facts
- 7:53Speaker 7: is they'll take back the first but they don't want
- 7:55Speaker 7: to give up, so they'll hedge it.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Let's say, Okay, we did go to the moon, but
- 7:59Speaker 2: we also shot the fake and that's what we know.
- 8:01Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what we air.
- 8:02Speaker 7: So when that's how science is great at this is
- 8:05Speaker 7: like we they'll show somebody evidence, they'll be like.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to give up my I don't. Yeah,
- 8:10Speaker 2: I don't want be wrong, so yeah, I'll hedge it.
- 8:12Speaker 3: New theory.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Okay, watch it. I wonder how Sammy's doing. I know
- 8:17Speaker 2: sucks that she died.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Yeah, real blood God.
- 8:21Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that she was getting crushed by a
- 8:24Speaker 2: Stanley mug who that's so yeah, just tipped right over.
- 8:26Speaker 10: It was full.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Thought.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Would have helped her.
- 8:31Speaker 2: All right. Time for your birthdays and your birthday.
- 8:35Speaker 11: Show, SHA's shimmer day, won't it's.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Ship and you know you don't do.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Uh the spare of the alarm. Samuel will be back
- 8:48Speaker 2: on Monday, which was very much alive.
- 8:49Speaker 10: She's totally fast.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Celebrity birthday JK. Rowling, Rowling, how are we supposed to say?
- 8:56Speaker 2: It's sixty one years old? Creator Harry Potter, worth a
- 8:58Speaker 2: bajillion dollars. Yeah, you got Wesley Snipes who is sixty four.
- 9:02Speaker 2: BJ Novak, actor, writer, producer from the Office forty seven.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Mark Cuban. Now there's a billionaire Mount Lebanon alumni.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Your mom's legal.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Our owner of the A's Shark Athletics batball team. He's
- 9:19Speaker 2: sixty eight years old today, New Year, Next year's big
- 9:22Speaker 2: birthday Rico Rodriguez, who played Manny on Modern Family.
- 9:26Speaker 5: The most disposable character TV hated that character.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Yeah, to the point where it's carried over to the
- 9:34Speaker 2: real person. He said. He hopes that Rico Rodriguez dies
- 9:38Speaker 2: last birthday. Ever, he just disliked the character, that's all.
- 9:42Speaker 2: That's all, Rico. He's twenty eight. Dean Kane, best known
- 9:45Speaker 2: for playing Superman and Lois and Clark the New Adventures
- 9:48Speaker 2: of Superman the TV series. He's sixty. Zach Brown, the
- 9:52Speaker 2: Country Music Star is forty eight, and Menace Little Uzzi, Vert,
- 9:57Speaker 2: Little Uzzi. I think he got a shout out at
- 9:58Speaker 2: one point.
- 9:59Speaker 10: Vert.
- 10:00Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, I knew I had a clip in there.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Oozzi Furt still no diamond in his forehead?
- 10:05Speaker 3: I know, no, God, he's only five four.
- 10:09Speaker 2: He's a little girls actually for.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Really legally lil Uzzi Furt.
- 10:15Speaker 2: And then today's part of birthday is Sylvia Soprano. Now
- 10:18Speaker 2: Today's birthday girl. She has seen more action than Arnold
- 10:21Speaker 2: Schwartzenegger's Sylvester Stallone film Festival. That's a that's a lot
- 10:25Speaker 2: of ful well written. No, it was well written. I
- 10:29Speaker 2: was butchered it on the more action than an Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester's.
- 10:34Speaker 2: That's just a lot of essen. Yeah, that's just especially
- 10:37Speaker 2: for a guy. The list two and twenty six fine films,
- 10:40Speaker 2: including Italians bang the hell out of each Other. Oh nice.
- 10:43Speaker 2: She was in sixth Girl Lesbian Gaping Party. Oh God,
- 10:48Speaker 2: also Gape your heart out Volume one. She was in
- 10:51Speaker 2: Sylvia to comes to anal temptations. Oh, I can't take it.
- 10:57Speaker 2: She was in My vagina needs warming up volume one,
- 11:00Speaker 2: and then you can forget her in squirts and censors. Oh,
- 11:06Speaker 2: Sylvia soprano. This is the most sas inn birthday.
- 11:10Speaker 3: God, you don't have a speech impatterment.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Exactly twenty nine years old today, and that is your
- 11:13Speaker 2: porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Here on the wooded shlf,
- 11:17Speaker 2: we'll take a quick break more. What is show next?
- 11:19Speaker 10: Hang on?
- 11:20Speaker 12: So what do you Joe Richers?
- 11:24Speaker 10: What's up?
- 11:24Speaker 13: Podcast listeners? Are you listening from Texas or near and
- 11:28Speaker 13: around Baldwin Park. I'll tell you more about Texas in
- 11:31Speaker 13: a second, But this Saturday, August first, I'm gonna be
- 11:35Speaker 13: in Baldwin Park, California, at w SS shoe Store.
- 11:38Speaker 10: What's up? Everybody?
- 11:39Speaker 2: At Menace?
- 11:40Speaker 10: Yes?
- 11:40Speaker 13: I'll have a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets,
- 11:42Speaker 13: concert tickets, what do you show, merch and more. Plus
- 11:45Speaker 13: it's a back to school events, so free school supplies
- 11:48Speaker 13: while they last. Also will get away free haircuts and more.
- 11:52Speaker 13: It all happens in Baldwin Park at WSS Shoe Store
- 11:55Speaker 13: on Baldwin Park Boulevard. There are two locations, so make
- 11:58Speaker 13: sure you go to the right one Balliwin Park Boulevard
- 12:01Speaker 13: This Saturday one to three pm. I'll be there and
- 12:04Speaker 13: then put this on your calendar. If you're listening from Texas. Addison,
- 12:08Speaker 13: Texas near Dallas, I'll be at Lazydog Restaurant from noon
- 12:13Speaker 13: to two pm on August twenty second. More details coming,
- 12:16Speaker 13: but put it in your calendar. August twenty second, Lazy
- 12:20Speaker 13: Dog Restaurant noon to two pm in Addison, Texas. In
- 12:24Speaker 13: the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
- 12:27Speaker 2: And I got one of those notifications on my column.
- 12:30Speaker 14: This is show.
- 12:34Speaker 2: And we are into another new hour. Whatdi Greg Mediz, Yeah,
- 12:38Speaker 2: we got Gina Grant. Yeah, she's got the trending news headlines.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Well, it's a big weekend for theaters. Spider Man brand
- 12:45Speaker 3: new Day with Tom Holland and Zendia is out and
- 12:47Speaker 3: it has ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Theaters are
- 12:51Speaker 3: sold out everywhere. It's estimated to make around eight hundred
- 12:54Speaker 3: million dollars worldwide in just this weekend alone. Also out
- 12:58Speaker 3: this weekend, I Want Your Sex. That's with Olivia Wilde
- 13:01Speaker 3: plus above and below starring Antonio Banderas. And if you're
- 13:05Speaker 3: staying home this weekend, Supergirl hits streaming. If you're even
- 13:08Speaker 3: remotely interesting.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see that.
- 13:11Speaker 1: You know.
- 13:11Speaker 5: It hits streaming this week though, devil worst product to ye.
- 13:16Speaker 3: And it's a perfect streamer. I saw it in the
- 13:18Speaker 3: theater with your wife, Woodie and is kyuh.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I thought it was.
- 13:24Speaker 3: What I'm saying. It's a good streamer.
- 13:25Speaker 2: You don't need to go obviously the big headlines Spider Man.
- 13:29Speaker 2: I can't really speak to a lot of the superhero
- 13:31Speaker 2: stuff because I'm not like hardcore, you know, like a
- 13:34Speaker 2: comic con nerdy, whatever kind of person. Somebody who is
- 13:38Speaker 2: an authority on this. Our friend Kevin Smith, he was
- 13:40Speaker 2: posting last night on Instagram. He's already watched it twice.
- 13:44Speaker 2: He saw it on Wednesday and he saw it again
- 13:46Speaker 2: yesterday and he loved it. So yeah, yeah, it's got
- 13:49Speaker 2: the Nerd stamp of approval. No, yeah, I definitely want
- 13:52Speaker 2: to see it. It's not going to be in Imax.
- 13:54Speaker 2: They have a new format that Disney put out for
- 13:58Speaker 2: it'd be interesting to see what that even looks like.
- 14:01Speaker 5: And they think it's going to make eight hundred over
- 14:03Speaker 5: the weekends.
- 14:04Speaker 8: Yeah, popcorn buckets.
- 14:08Speaker 2: They still don't get why people get so giked about
- 14:10Speaker 2: how much a movie makes.
- 14:11Speaker 3: You're not getting any of it. To just see how
- 14:13Speaker 3: much it made, it just means that many people are going.
- 14:16Speaker 2: I understand, like, you know, you bought a stock in whatever,
- 14:19Speaker 2: and oh my god, you see what happened with the
- 14:21Speaker 2: whatever stock?
- 14:21Speaker 8: My money?
- 14:23Speaker 2: Yeah, all I know is that you paid one hundred
- 14:25Speaker 2: thousand dollars for a popcorn I think Gene is right.
- 14:27Speaker 2: It's just fifty thousand dollars for the ticket, not the
- 14:30Speaker 2: amount of money. It's just like, oh, the amount of
- 14:32Speaker 2: people that went to the theater to see it. I'm
- 14:34Speaker 2: more interested audience score, what's that look like, critics score
- 14:37Speaker 2: how much it made? None of those things interest me.
- 14:39Speaker 2: And then obviously people that you know, your friends like
- 14:42Speaker 2: what their take is on it. I think there's so
- 14:44Speaker 2: many people that they they they follow the crowd. Oh,
- 14:47Speaker 2: it just made all this money, it must be good.
- 14:49Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot of things that
- 14:51Speaker 2: that draw like a lot of eyes well, whether it's
- 14:55Speaker 2: a TV show or a band, and it's like, doesn't
- 14:57Speaker 2: make them good.
- 14:58Speaker 3: No, that's true, but it depends more into your point
- 15:00Speaker 3: on the second weekend, because everybody's just curious, so they're
- 15:03Speaker 3: going the first weekend. But once you start young, it
- 15:05Speaker 3: wasn't that great and if it falls off the second weekend,
- 15:07Speaker 3: then you know it sucks.
- 15:09Speaker 5: But it works in reverse as well, like with Oppenheimer,
- 15:11Speaker 5: critic loved, you know, critics darling and audience loved it.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Made a ton of money and it's.
- 15:17Speaker 2: A poor fast Going back to my point, it's the
- 15:20Speaker 2: reason I was really excited to watch it because I
- 15:22Speaker 2: love Killiam Murphy. He's awesome and you know story i'd
- 15:25Speaker 2: be interested in knowing more about and I was so
- 15:28Speaker 2: like amped to see it. But as more people that
- 15:31Speaker 2: I knew saw and I heard more about the audience scores,
- 15:33Speaker 2: it turned me off to it got like dude, super yeah,
- 15:36Speaker 2: you still haven't seen it, Dude, don't watch it.
- 15:41Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 15:41Speaker 3: Well, the dad of the teenage a hole who shot
- 15:44Speaker 3: and killed four people at Appalachi High School in Georgia.
- 15:46Speaker 3: He's been sentenced to fifteen years in prison.
- 15:49Speaker 10: For his role.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Yeah, the dad, the dad, damn Yeah.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Colin Gray, he knowingly gave his son the ar style
- 15:55Speaker 3: rifle that was used in the attack, even after his
- 15:59Speaker 3: son had mental health issues. So a jury found him
- 16:01Speaker 3: guilty of second degree murder, involuntary manslaughter, and a lot
- 16:04Speaker 3: of other charges.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Yeah, what part of that's seem like a good idea? Hey,
- 16:07Speaker 2: this kid's got mental issues. This will help go work
- 16:09Speaker 2: it out with. Oh, we have really bad, irreversible relationship issues.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Let's have a baby that'll fix this. Yeah, baby's fix it.
- 16:15Speaker 3: That puts a mandate on it.
- 16:16Speaker 10: Well.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Prosecutors asked for an eighty year sentence, but the judge
- 16:19Speaker 3: said the dad's actions were criminally negligent, but he wasn't
- 16:22Speaker 3: the one who pulled the trigger. And earlier this week,
- 16:24Speaker 3: as we talked about, his son was sentenced to life
- 16:26Speaker 3: in prison without the possibility of parole. And speaking of prison,
- 16:30Speaker 3: Sean Calm, Sammy's favorite, is now being released from federal
- 16:34Speaker 3: prison on January twenty fourth, twenty twenty eight. That's about
- 16:37Speaker 3: a month earlier than they thought before. That was going
- 16:40Speaker 3: to be February twenty third, twenty twenty eight. Officials haven't
- 16:43Speaker 3: explained why the date changed, but release dates can be
- 16:45Speaker 3: adjusted on stuff like inmate behavior.
- 16:48Speaker 2: He's been a really good boy.
- 16:49Speaker 3: He's such a good boy, although earlier this month he
- 16:51Speaker 3: did get in a fight with another inmate, but apparently
- 16:53Speaker 3: that's all good now.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:54Speaker 3: So Diddy is serving a fifty month prison sentence after
- 16:57Speaker 3: being convicted on two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution,
- 17:01Speaker 3: but he was acquitted of the most serious charges of racketeering, conspiracy,
- 17:06Speaker 3: and sex trafficking, and his legal team is also peeling
- 17:09Speaker 3: the conviction and sentence. But we'll see him in twenty
- 17:12Speaker 3: twenty eight.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll be performing and people will be there.
- 17:15Speaker 8: Oh for sure, Sammy will be there.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Yeah, Freval's right, she'll be on steamboat Willy's shoulders.
- 17:21Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Well, a little while bag Dumbas Tyler was telling us
- 17:28Speaker 3: about that Sho hey O Tani baseball card that could
- 17:30Speaker 3: sell for like a couple million dollars. That was the
- 17:33Speaker 3: one that Otani signed in English and in the Japanese. Well,
- 17:36Speaker 3: that card was found and sold in less than twenty
- 17:39Speaker 3: four hours. The card was pulled by a collector in Florida,
- 17:43Speaker 3: and a few hours later it was sold to Secure
- 17:44Speaker 3: Collectibles that's partially owned by the way a little fun
- 17:47Speaker 3: fact by Shark Tanks Kevin O'Leary. Mister wonderful. It's mister wonderful,
- 17:51Speaker 3: mister fantastic, mister wonderfick. Okay, well, the official sale amount
- 17:56Speaker 3: hasn't been revealed, but word is they paid eleven million
- 18:00Speaker 3: dollars for it. I heard more than that. Oh really,
- 18:03Speaker 3: that's the word on the street.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Hold on, I'll look at it.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Well while you do that, the sale makes it the
- 18:08Speaker 3: third most expensive card, if true, ever sold, behind Michael
- 18:12Speaker 3: Jordan and Kobe Bryant and a Mickey Mantle card. So yeah,
- 18:16Speaker 3: the word is eleven million.
- 18:18Speaker 5: What are you seeing?
- 18:20Speaker 2: Um got a piece of cardboard somebody's face.
- 18:24Speaker 3: I thought I heard something closer to twenty million.
- 18:26Speaker 2: WHOA no way? Yeah, because like they bought it, this
- 18:30Speaker 2: uh mister wonderful company bought it and then they turned
- 18:32Speaker 2: around and sold it to somebody else.
- 18:34Speaker 3: They flipped it.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they flipped it and then the guy because
- 18:36Speaker 2: I heard the guy's name. I want maybe the card
- 18:38Speaker 2: expert Tyler, or maybe it got I'll pull all the
- 18:41Speaker 2: information together.
- 18:42Speaker 5: I'll get back.
- 18:42Speaker 3: And that was the first sell and the second self.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Drag everybody through my my googling.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Well, let's talk about more buying and selling. It looks
- 18:50Speaker 3: like eBay is about to pay fifty million dollars to
- 18:53Speaker 3: a Massachusetts couple after this bizarre harassment campaign was carried
- 18:56Speaker 3: out by a bunch of now former eBay employees. When
- 18:58Speaker 3: I read this, I was like, this did happened?
- 19:00Speaker 8: I just a documentary about this?
- 19:02Speaker 10: Really?
- 19:02Speaker 15: Yes?
- 19:03Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So you're gonna have to add a little
- 19:06Speaker 3: extra color, Morgan, because this couple runs a newsletter about eBay,
- 19:10Speaker 3: and prosecutors say some eBay execs got all butt heard
- 19:12Speaker 3: over the way they covered them and the comments they
- 19:14Speaker 3: made about them, so they launched this campaign to intimidate them.
- 19:18Speaker 3: It started with threatening messages, then went to creepy deliveries
- 19:21Speaker 3: like live insects, which Greg would have loved. They sent
- 19:24Speaker 3: a funeral wreef and even a bloody pig mask. The
- 19:28Speaker 3: couple say they were stock threatened and harassed for months,
- 19:30Speaker 3: and I believe it eBay execs. So in twenty twenty
- 19:36Speaker 3: seven former EBA employees were charged. Most pleaded guilty to
- 19:39Speaker 3: crimes including conspiracy and cyber stocking. They got either prison
- 19:43Speaker 3: time or house arrest. The couple says they'll donate part
- 19:46Speaker 3: of their settlement to charities for groups like ones that
- 19:49Speaker 3: support the First Amendment.
- 19:51Speaker 5: Just take the money, any of that idiots fifty million?
- 19:54Speaker 8: Really?
- 19:55Speaker 16: Yes?
- 19:56Speaker 3: Okay, yes, okay, because.
- 19:59Speaker 5: They're not to be shipped just out in the open.
- 20:01Speaker 5: They'd be in a box. Open the box. Oh my god,
- 20:03Speaker 5: it's bugs. Close the box.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Take your fifty killerbes Well. Finally Afroman is back in
- 20:09Speaker 3: the news. So remember all the crazy Afroman drama that
- 20:11Speaker 3: we just went through. Well now he's suing one of
- 20:14Speaker 3: the sheriff's deputies who sued him after a twenty twenty
- 20:17Speaker 3: two raid on his home in Ohio. So you might
- 20:19Speaker 3: remember that deputy searched his house on that drug and
- 20:22Speaker 3: kidnapping warrant, but they never filed any charges, and then
- 20:24Speaker 3: Afroman ended up using the home security footage to make
- 20:27Speaker 3: that series of music parody music videos making fun of
- 20:30Speaker 3: the raid, and seven deputies responded by suing him for defamation.
- 20:34Speaker 3: They wanted four million dollars. Well, Afroman won that case,
- 20:37Speaker 3: and now he's suing one of those deputies. He claims
- 20:40Speaker 3: the lawsuit was filed just to harass him. He wants
- 20:42Speaker 3: damages and attorney's fees, plus money lost for income and
- 20:46Speaker 3: emotional distress. He's trolling these guys, right, I don't know
- 20:50Speaker 3: if he's trolling them.
- 20:51Speaker 2: I think he's just I mean, he did have to
- 20:53Speaker 2: pay money to defend himself.
- 20:54Speaker 3: Yeah, but like with the videos and the parodies, and
- 20:56Speaker 3: now he's suing this to it's.
- 20:59Speaker 10: Lick them low.
- 21:02Speaker 2: It's his way of getting back these guys who clearly
- 21:04Speaker 2: were just like they were I don't I hate to
- 21:07Speaker 2: use the word bullying, messing with him. They were screwing
- 21:10Speaker 2: with him, and it's like every once in a while
- 21:12Speaker 2: they've probably have done that to god knows how many people.
- 21:15Speaker 2: But then you got somebody who had a platform and
- 21:18Speaker 2: you screwed up. You know, you screwed, You're done, messed
- 21:21Speaker 2: up Aaron, and he had the way to just turn
- 21:23Speaker 2: you into a total joke. And then you got all
- 21:26Speaker 2: but heard about it. They tried to like turn this
- 21:28Speaker 2: into something against him. He won that and now it's
- 21:31Speaker 2: like all right, I had to pay to defend myself. Okay,
- 21:33Speaker 2: So he's going after them for that stuff, and in
- 21:35Speaker 2: the meantime, he can make all the songs he wants
- 21:37Speaker 2: because it's freedom of speech and it's all based on
- 21:38Speaker 2: stuff that happened to him. Yeah, his security footage. Yeah.
- 21:42Speaker 2: So he's and he's done. He's a no negative light
- 21:45Speaker 2: in my eyes in any way, shape or form.
- 21:48Speaker 3: And when I say yeah, I'm not saying that's a
- 21:52Speaker 3: bad thing. I'm just saying at this point, is he
- 21:53Speaker 3: messing with him? But you're right, attorney's fees. Why should
- 21:55Speaker 3: he have to cover those?
- 21:57Speaker 2: He didn't start this show in his house.
- 21:59Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well that's what's going.
- 22:01Speaker 2: On with Thank you very much, Gina gran I got
- 22:03Speaker 2: a bunch of card info. H. I'm saying a bunch
- 22:08Speaker 2: of that, but I got some other stuff, uh, for
- 22:11Speaker 2: the card world and the card fanatics like Tyler kayh yeah.
- 22:15Speaker 5: Can you imagine like you get it, you know, a
- 22:18Speaker 5: pack of cards. My brain can't even absorb it.
- 22:24Speaker 2: It seems like modern day publishers clearing house where they
- 22:27Speaker 2: show up at the door the balloons and the giant check,
- 22:30Speaker 2: like you just opened up a pack of cards and
- 22:32Speaker 2: inside is this, you know, thing that's good for them
- 22:34Speaker 2: to give you this one of one card I can
- 22:35Speaker 2: immediately turn around and sell for millions of dollars, right,
- 22:38Speaker 2: So cool man, some people just have all the luck.
- 22:45Speaker 10: You know.
- 22:45Speaker 2: It's like Tyler, what would you do?
- 22:47Speaker 13: Man?
- 22:47Speaker 2: Like you open a pack of cards and you have
- 22:51Speaker 2: that it's like a voucher card, right, Yeah, it's a
- 22:54Speaker 2: redemption card. A redemption card. That's that's how That's how
- 22:57Speaker 2: I already talked about it. So then you trade that
- 22:59Speaker 2: in for the actual one of one. Yeah, I think
- 23:05Speaker 2: that's smart because, yeah, you don't want to get the
- 23:07Speaker 2: real card. Yeah, well not that.
- 23:10Speaker 3: I think people would just be stealing all the boxes
- 23:12Speaker 3: just to have the card itself.
- 23:14Speaker 4: So there's a couple of ways you can do it.
- 23:17Speaker 4: You send it well car, So if you're redeeming it,
- 23:21Speaker 4: what you can do is you can either go pick
- 23:23Speaker 4: it up in person. For like something this big, they'll
- 23:26Speaker 4: probably allow you to pick it up in person. If
- 23:28Speaker 4: you want to send it in for grading, they could
- 23:31Speaker 4: send it in on your behalf and p. S A
- 23:34Speaker 4: actually has a vault that they keep all their big
- 23:37Speaker 4: stuff in. If you want to keep it in there,
- 23:38Speaker 4: I would just take it. I would have it, like,
- 23:40Speaker 4: because it's worth so much money. I would pay for
- 23:42Speaker 4: the private security, like Greg's always one of the briefcase
- 23:44Speaker 4: with it, and have them deliver it and deliver it,
- 23:49Speaker 4: you know, my guys delivered to the grading place and
- 23:52Speaker 4: sit there and just wait around.
- 23:54Speaker 10: Honestly, I would.
- 23:55Speaker 2: I would do that and pay them for their time,
- 23:57Speaker 2: you know, because you have it, and then what's all
- 23:59Speaker 2: that I would ever let that thing out of my
- 24:01Speaker 2: sight until I had the opportunity to turn around and
- 24:04Speaker 2: sell it to mister wonderful or whoever, you know kind
- 24:07Speaker 2: of thing like that's that's the move.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Yeah, there has been the move some cases where the
- 24:12Speaker 4: card that they're selling is so expensive they have to
- 24:14Speaker 4: get the deal done at the bank because there has
- 24:16Speaker 4: to be by of.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Course, think about like how much the paperwork to buy
- 24:20Speaker 2: a house. Yeah, you know, paper paper, paper, sign sign
- 24:23Speaker 2: signed right, Yeah, well do this card shop owner in
- 24:27Speaker 2: Japan Daily Mention of Japan is going all out to
- 24:30Speaker 2: catch the person who broke into his store. He posted
- 24:32Speaker 2: on social media about how the shop was robbed in
- 24:34Speaker 2: the middle of the night on a Pokemon cards were stolen,
- 24:37Speaker 2: and the first post didn't get a lot of attention,
- 24:40Speaker 2: so he retweeted it, and this time he shared the
- 24:42Speaker 2: security footage and he put up a one million yen
- 24:46Speaker 2: so it's about six grand in US dollars, a one
- 24:49Speaker 2: million yen bounty on the head of the thief. The
- 24:53Speaker 2: shop owner says he wants the thief to be returned alive, like,
- 24:57Speaker 2: don't actually kill this guy. So people are now, you
- 25:00Speaker 2: know how people with the Internet and they like a
- 25:01Speaker 2: good challenge.
- 25:02Speaker 3: They're all over it.
- 25:03Speaker 2: They're looking for this dude. They asked if they could
- 25:06Speaker 2: get trade in value to buy Pokemon's cards if they
- 25:08Speaker 2: find the guy with The owner's cool with Daddy says,
- 25:11Speaker 2: as long as they're breathing.
- 25:12Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 25:13Speaker 2: So far the thief has not been caught, but I
- 25:15Speaker 2: think it's just a matter of time. Oh yeah, you
- 25:17Speaker 2: all over it? Yeah, man, you get these card They
- 25:19Speaker 2: all crazy, people like Tyler get over these things. Sometimes
- 25:24Speaker 2: you look at it as an investment, the same way
- 25:25Speaker 2: people looked at like, you know, beanie babies. I look
- 25:29Speaker 2: at it because I feel it is more legit than
- 25:31Speaker 2: beanie babies. Yes, yeah, like because baseball cards always had
- 25:35Speaker 2: a lot of Yeah.
- 25:37Speaker 5: But Tyler, like, in the in the long run, Let's
- 25:39Speaker 5: say you have this card that is in the news.
- 25:42Speaker 5: Isn't it essentially going to just be sold and then
- 25:45Speaker 5: sold again, and then sold again and then sold again. Yeah,
- 25:47Speaker 5: it's not going to just sit in somebody's living room, right, well.
- 25:50Speaker 2: If they're super rich.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Yeah, it really depends. So in the case of someone
- 25:54Speaker 4: like Kevin O'Leary, he might actually keep it all around
- 25:58Speaker 4: his neck.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Now that's that's for the image thing. It's the same
- 26:02Speaker 2: reason he wears two watches. Mister Wonderful wears two watches
- 26:05Speaker 2: because he always he has a pretty crazy watch collection.
- 26:09Speaker 2: But it'd be like a guy trying to show off
- 26:11Speaker 2: how many cars he has in the nice cars he
- 26:12Speaker 2: has by driving two cars at the same time.
- 26:15Speaker 4: I saw a podcast that he did where he said
- 26:18Speaker 4: he brought out one of his Jordan cards to I
- 26:20Speaker 4: guess a bunch of people at Rolex and his words,
- 26:23Speaker 4: he's like, they fell to their knees and they were crying.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know about that. You can't you
- 26:28Speaker 2: can't take him literally. So Okay, you think Tyler spends
- 26:33Speaker 2: a bunch of money on cards in crap? Yes, this
- 26:35Speaker 2: is the list. These are the ten priciest sports cards
- 26:38Speaker 2: ever sold. So this doesn't include Pokemon or any other stuff.
- 26:41Speaker 2: These are just sports cards according to bro Bible. Is
- 26:44Speaker 2: that a decent stuff for stuff like this? Yeah, I
- 26:47Speaker 2: figured it sounds like it would be bro Bible. It's
- 26:50Speaker 2: been around for a while. So Number one is the
- 26:52Speaker 2: Michael Jordan Kobe eight Upper Deck Exquisite Collection Dual Logo
- 26:58Speaker 2: Man Autographs cards. Most it sounds like it sounds like
- 27:02Speaker 2: an Emo Bands album title. So this is both signed
- 27:06Speaker 2: by Kobe and Jordan.
- 27:07Speaker 4: It is both signed by Kobe and Jordan. And then
- 27:10Speaker 4: they have like that NBA logo patch on the back
- 27:12Speaker 4: of all the jerseys on that card.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is actually the second most expensive card,
- 27:19Speaker 2: twelve point nine to three million, the most expensive. It's
- 27:25Speaker 2: the second most expensive piece of sports mobile. Okay, that's
- 27:27Speaker 2: the number one card sports They broke it down here.
- 27:30Speaker 2: They kind of tricky with awarding here. Okay, So that's
- 27:32Speaker 2: the number one card as far as the value. Second
- 27:35Speaker 2: most expensive piece of sports memorabilia after a jersey that
- 27:40Speaker 2: Babe Ruth wore when he called his shot in the
- 27:42Speaker 2: World Series that sold for twenty four point one million.
- 27:46Speaker 3: I get that.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So then the number two priciest card
- 27:50Speaker 2: is the Mickey Mantle nineteen fifty two Tops Card twelve
- 27:54Speaker 2: point six million. The nine Honus Wagner T two O
- 27:58Speaker 2: six card seven point two to five million. That's the
- 28:01Speaker 2: name I Always Hear In. Card is over one hundred
- 28:05Speaker 2: years old, so that makes sense. Number four in the
- 28:08Speaker 2: list A nineteen fourteen Oh nineteen fourteen Baltimore News Babe
- 28:14Speaker 2: Ruth Card seven point two million. Number five Steph Curry's
- 28:18Speaker 2: two thousand and nine Panini National Treasures Logo Man Autograph
- 28:22Speaker 2: a Panini Sai. Yeah, the name of the company was
- 28:26Speaker 2: Bei five point nine million. Number six the Lebron James
- 28:30Speaker 2: two thousand and three Upper Deck Exquisite Collection Rookie Patch
- 28:33Speaker 2: Autographs Card five point two million. Number seven is the
- 28:37Speaker 2: twenty thirteen Aaron Judge Bowman Chrome Draft Pick super Factor
- 28:40Speaker 2: Autograph card. The names are pretty funny too, yeah, five
- 28:43Speaker 2: point two million. Number eight is the eighteen Flawless It's
- 28:48Speaker 2: a Luca Rookie Logoman card so Basketball card four point
- 28:51Speaker 2: seven million, and then another Luca card to twenty eighteen
- 28:55Speaker 2: Panini National Treasures Logoman Autograph Card four point six million,
- 28:59Speaker 2: and then number ten twenty seventeen Patrick Mahomes, Panini National Treasures,
- 29:03Speaker 2: Platinum Shield, Rookie Patch Autographs card four point three million dollars. Tyler,
- 29:10Speaker 2: what's your holy grail? Aaron Hernandez.
- 29:13Speaker 4: You know what, there is a guy that actually collects
- 29:15Speaker 4: like guys who are just like really bad people. Car
- 29:20Speaker 4: he has Hernandez, the guys of Michael Vick. I think
- 29:24Speaker 4: he has a Mike Tyson like all that stuff. So
- 29:26Speaker 4: but for you, like, what is there for me? Number
- 29:28Speaker 4: one card, the number one that I own. I have
- 29:32Speaker 4: a con Kinupple number to twenty five autograph. It's a
- 29:35Speaker 4: perfect ten ten, that's graded. I have it for like
- 29:39Speaker 4: ten ten grand.
- 29:40Speaker 2: No, you ladies getting moist talks like that, falling off
- 29:44Speaker 2: my chair.
- 29:48Speaker 4: So if you wanted to cash in on that, where
- 29:50Speaker 4: would you sell that? I could sell take it to
- 29:52Speaker 4: a card show. So the biggest one that's going on
- 29:56Speaker 4: right now is the National in Chicago. Some of the
- 29:59Speaker 4: dudes selling cards over there have it for like two
- 30:01Speaker 4: million dollars. Yeah, damn, it's big money floating around there
- 30:05Speaker 4: right now.
- 30:06Speaker 15: Dude.
- 30:07Speaker 2: The one we missed out on, the auction that we
- 30:09Speaker 2: missed out on was the KFC auction. Menace Why they
- 30:13Speaker 2: had a big KFC auction. The former home and some
- 30:16Speaker 2: memorabilia from the late Colonel Sanders went up for auction,
- 30:20Speaker 2: the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It was his five
- 30:22Speaker 2: thousand square foot home, which he named Blackwood Hall, his
- 30:27Speaker 2: personal watches, an autographed cash register, one of his boat toys,
- 30:32Speaker 2: his cutlery set, a bust sculpted by his daughter, and
- 30:36Speaker 2: a commercial gas range from his former residence, all one
- 30:40Speaker 2: of and people bought this stuff. Yeah, and people are
- 30:43Speaker 2: talking about their boats. That'd be kind of cool to watch.
- 30:46Speaker 2: And maybe the bow tie.
- 30:48Speaker 3: The house is pretty cool. I don't think it's.
- 30:50Speaker 2: Easy, but like considering you paid a premium because it
- 30:54Speaker 2: was Colonel Sanders house. You know, the autograph cash register
- 30:58Speaker 2: is twenty. I don't know why that's that's so random. Yeah,
- 31:01Speaker 2: I think if I could buy, because Greg, you like
- 31:03Speaker 2: TV and movie houses, famous famous houses, I think if
- 31:07Speaker 2: I can, I would buy the McFly house.
- 31:09Speaker 3: I could see that.
- 31:11Speaker 2: I don't know, you think it's a Pacoima or Alita.
- 31:13Speaker 2: It's right, it's right, Yeah, it's kind of what. What
- 31:16Speaker 2: about the the doc Brown House.
- 31:19Speaker 3: That one's awesome, that's in like Pasadenas in Pasadena.
- 31:22Speaker 2: I would rather have. I would rather have the McFly house.
- 31:24Speaker 2: I think it's more recognizable. Yeah, or the Goonies house
- 31:27Speaker 2: man yeah in Astoria, Oregon. Yeah, that'd be old time
- 31:31Speaker 2: that'd be cool. With the Brady Bunch House, Greg.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's also too old timey.
- 31:36Speaker 2: The home Alone house maybe, but to have it's to
- 31:39Speaker 2: have like a piece of memorabilia from something that you love,
- 31:41Speaker 2: that would be beyond believe.
- 31:43Speaker 8: How about that Hannah Montana's house.
- 31:46Speaker 2: You're talking to the wrong crowd. That's how old do
- 31:49Speaker 2: you think we are? The Hannah Montana house? Or maybe
- 31:54Speaker 2: what about the doghouse from Blues Clues? Maybe the Ghostbusters?
- 31:59Speaker 2: Maybe that you fee this the Ghostbusters building that oh yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 2: the firehouse. Yeah, Oh that'd be cool.
- 32:04Speaker 3: That'd be awesome.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:05Speaker 5: Oh that's nice, Hannah. I'm Montana's house is nice.
- 32:07Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
- 32:08Speaker 2: That's nank.
- 32:10Speaker 5: Tyler. Do you watch that show King of Collectibles? It
- 32:12Speaker 5: seems like you would warship that show. I think is
- 32:15Speaker 5: that the one with Ken Golden? Yes, yeah, I've seen
- 32:18Speaker 5: the first season. It was it was pretty good. I
- 32:19Speaker 5: like that because it's mostly sports memories.
- 32:21Speaker 4: It's mostly sports, but like so some of them they
- 32:24Speaker 4: go into people's houses like, Oh, I have this whole
- 32:26Speaker 4: thing I'm trying to sell, but I can't transport it.
- 32:28Speaker 2: And it's just a treasure trove of stuff you didn't
- 32:30Speaker 2: even know existing. Yeah, wild Tyler, do you collect any
- 32:33Speaker 2: magic the gathering or is it all spoiled?
- 32:35Speaker 17: Now?
- 32:36Speaker 2: I am not Pokemon.
- 32:38Speaker 4: I've dipped a tiny bit in the Pokemon, but the
- 32:40Speaker 4: gathering is that's top.
- 32:42Speaker 2: So, dude. The collecting, the buying, the flipping of the
- 32:43Speaker 2: Pokemon cards huge for a while now. But Japan they're
- 32:47Speaker 2: working on regulating the cards because the trading cards are
- 32:51Speaker 2: no longer just consumer products. The Pokemon crazy has led
- 32:55Speaker 2: to problems. They say they can't ignore the biggest problems
- 32:58Speaker 2: they've had so far counterfeiting money laundering for Pokemon cards,
- 33:03Speaker 2: and so now they want to create laws to keep
- 33:05Speaker 2: everything under control. And it's still the very early stages,
- 33:08Speaker 2: but they say Japan is able to regulate the cards
- 33:10Speaker 2: of the US, we'll look into doing the same thing.
- 33:13Speaker 2: I was at the grocery store. They had one of
- 33:15Speaker 2: those Pokemon machines, and they had a dude whose job
- 33:20Speaker 2: it seems to be just to kind of hang around
- 33:22Speaker 2: this thing and keep other people from hanging around it.
- 33:24Speaker 3: Are you serious?
- 33:25Speaker 2: They have signs up about like you can only stand there.
- 33:28Speaker 2: You can only stand there and quote loiter for no
- 33:30Speaker 2: more than like ninety seconds. Yeah, they have a sign
- 33:32Speaker 2: up because people will just camp out there in the
- 33:35Speaker 2: grocery store.
- 33:36Speaker 3: Pokemon machine yeah, grow up space.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Yeah, So they stand there, they wait until it restocks.
- 33:43Speaker 4: They'll fight anyone that tries to like get in the
- 33:45Speaker 4: general vicinity of them.
- 33:46Speaker 14: Fight.
- 33:47Speaker 18: No.
- 33:47Speaker 4: I swear these dudes are wearing literal adult diapers because
- 33:51Speaker 4: they stand there so playing.
- 33:54Speaker 2: It's Aisle fourteen adult. Yeah losers. By the way, I
- 33:57Speaker 2: just looked it up. They're shooting a new sea and
- 34:00Speaker 2: of Pond Stars next year. Can't you see Tyler on
- 34:03Speaker 2: Pond Stars?
- 34:03Speaker 10: Absolutely?
- 34:04Speaker 2: You Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I've been watching a
- 34:06Speaker 2: lot of the clips. Yeah, you look like the average
- 34:09Speaker 2: customer of a Pond Star.
- 34:12Speaker 4: I love all like that ancient artifacts, like that stuff
- 34:15Speaker 4: that's all history related, like all.
- 34:17Speaker 10: The cool Dan.
- 34:18Speaker 2: You look like a guy who pawns stuff. I've actually
- 34:20Speaker 2: never done that, you know what I mean. He looks
- 34:21Speaker 2: the kind of guy who goes there like as a customer.
- 34:24Speaker 2: They can be like a customer profile.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Dude, you could be Tyler.
- 34:27Speaker 2: You'd be a new character on the show, like their apprentice.
- 34:30Speaker 8: Yeah for that kill himself or something.
- 34:34Speaker 2: No, really bad motorcycle accident.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Yeah, you could replace And.
- 34:37Speaker 5: One of Rick Harrison's sons recently died.
- 34:41Speaker 2: I don't know who these people are, so I've heard
- 34:43Speaker 2: the name of pond Stars. Yeah, but there's like you
- 34:46Speaker 2: could be like Chum Lee's like long lost cousin or something. Yeah,
- 34:51Speaker 2: you have a trouble quality eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
- 34:54Speaker 2: You can send us a text check in over to
- 34:56Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven quick break more what he
- 34:58Speaker 2: showed next? Hang all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
- 35:15Speaker 2: are we ready for Minister's late night monologue?
- 35:18Speaker 10: We can review.
- 35:21Speaker 2: I hope you're wearing your comedy pants because it's about
- 35:24Speaker 2: to get funny.
- 35:25Speaker 5: You're diapers, ladies and.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Gentlemen, boys sending girls?
- 35:29Speaker 12: He many?
- 35:34Speaker 2: What's up everybody?
- 35:36Speaker 13: It's been hot all over the world and I'm here
- 35:38Speaker 13: for it. But I got admit I prefer ball's hot
- 35:42Speaker 13: over scorching rectum.
- 35:44Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. This team would sell a
- 35:47Speaker 2: butthole fan because I need it. Probably it's a good
- 35:51Speaker 2: one man brand. New Day is out shooting ropes and theaters,
- 35:55Speaker 2: I mean webs.
- 35:56Speaker 13: There hasn't been this many white ribbons on the screen
- 35:59Speaker 13: since Great Gory Sex Tape. Great, didn't the industry say
- 36:04Speaker 13: it was a stupid dumb amount of loads of struggle
- 36:08Speaker 13: of webs like you said, a new industry standard?
- 36:12Speaker 2: Correct?
- 36:13Speaker 5: I did? Yeah, drop in loads, dropping loads so much web.
- 36:18Speaker 2: Speaking of stupid amounts, Doctor Anthony Fauci pleaded the fifth
- 36:23Speaker 2: over one hundred and eleven times this week. And it's like,
- 36:26Speaker 2: just because you hinted over taxpayer dollars to Eco Health Alliance,
- 36:30Speaker 2: which gave six hundred thousand dollars to Wuhan Labs, doesn't
- 36:33Speaker 2: mean you can't mean you can't tell me the color
- 36:35Speaker 2: of the carpet, Fauci.
- 36:37Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, it's that got your tongue, doc, Okay, the
- 36:44Speaker 13: carpet was brown.
- 36:45Speaker 2: By the way.
- 36:46Speaker 13: Uh, did you know the average costs of the of
- 36:50Speaker 13: US missiles being used and Iran is twelve million dollars?
- 36:53Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
- 36:54Speaker 13: Yeah, And are we shopping at the Gucci Rocket stores.
- 37:01Speaker 13: Let's like start slumming it and go to Michael Kor's
- 37:03Speaker 13: Our Kate's fade.
- 37:04Speaker 2: You feel me?
- 37:05Speaker 13: Girl?
- 37:06Speaker 5: All right?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Well we found.
- 37:09Speaker 5: Killing her.
- 37:10Speaker 13: Yeah, we found out Morgan is going to Japan this
- 37:13Speaker 13: week and with her, with her height, she might put
- 37:16Speaker 13: Godzilla out of business.
- 37:19Speaker 2: It's like girls spare Tokyo, you know.
- 37:22Speaker 19: Yeah?
- 37:22Speaker 13: Yeah, No, I'm just kidding, Just trying not to cause
- 37:25Speaker 13: any more earthquakes when we're going to Poundtown, you know
- 37:27Speaker 13: what I'm saying, Trying to visit next year.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Netflix. Netflix is being sued for over one hundred million
- 37:33Speaker 2: dollars for losing Nicholas Cage's movie in their office. And
- 37:37Speaker 2: I'm like, Netflix, first check the dumpster in the back,
- 37:41Speaker 2: a toilet garbage. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
- 37:47Speaker 2: I love Nick Cage, but one hundred million dollars, Come on,
- 37:50Speaker 2: we might be overshooting ninety nine million dollars. I don't
- 37:54Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. All right, Big Watch is coming
- 37:57Speaker 2: back and it's like, Holy Hooters, Batman, do you feel me?
- 38:04Speaker 2: Tony Tony Roma got Tony Romo got arrested on suspicion
- 38:09Speaker 2: of on suspicion of being impaired while driving. Just look,
- 38:15Speaker 2: just because you look super hammered doesn't mean you're drunk
- 38:19Speaker 2: and Just because you have an open container or a
- 38:22Speaker 2: bag full of mini bottles doesn't mean you're drunk. All
- 38:25Speaker 2: it means is you're not a boring bitch? Am I right? Greg?
- 38:28Speaker 5: Absolutely accurate?
- 38:30Speaker 13: Hashtag freak tony, hashtag Greggory's driving school. Someone in Florida
- 38:36Speaker 13: won eight hundred million dollars in the Mega millions. Imagine Greg,
- 38:40Speaker 13: they can buy five backyard umbrellas.
- 38:46Speaker 10: Maybe.
- 38:47Speaker 13: Also, someone in Florida pull though, pull though tawny card
- 38:51Speaker 13: and got eleven million dollars.
- 38:54Speaker 2: So people keep on knocking Florida.
- 38:56Speaker 13: But I don't see any of you broke pitches becoming
- 38:58Speaker 13: a million dollar becoming a millionaire off five bucks. Yeah,
- 39:03Speaker 13: stop being haters and get a vision board like Morgan.
- 39:06Speaker 13: Like Morgan, didn't you put blow your back out in Asia?
- 39:13Speaker 2: Be more like Morgan?
- 39:17Speaker 5: All right? Where were we at?
- 39:19Speaker 2: Okay? SpaceX recently launched a classified payload to space but
- 39:24Speaker 2: sources say it's great Cory's dump truck of space dildos?
- 39:28Speaker 2: Can you confirm our deny? I was gonna ask you
- 39:32Speaker 2: to advance.
- 39:33Speaker 5: Is this monologue going to be about sexual devians?
- 39:36Speaker 10: Yes?
- 39:37Speaker 2: Because I love it? All right.
- 39:39Speaker 13: Minnesota water treatment got hit with a cyber attack this week,
- 39:43Speaker 13: and when asked for comment by residents, they said, oh shucks,
- 39:46Speaker 13: it's pretty crappy, you bet, y'all.
- 39:50Speaker 2: That's my Minnesota, A good one, authentic.
- 39:54Speaker 13: A California mom, A California mom gave birth and a
- 39:58Speaker 13: jack in a box parking lot. And to be outdone,
- 40:00Speaker 13: Morgan is giving birth to nine months Jangles.
- 40:06Speaker 3: Shout out the Boat Jangles.
- 40:10Speaker 2: On a rebounding This is good.
- 40:12Speaker 13: The Top pod Paid Podcasters list came out this week.
- 40:16Speaker 13: Weird No Woody Show, but twentieth on the list. A
- 40:21Speaker 13: podcast that records only twice a week remotely for one
- 40:24Speaker 13: hour is worth eighteen million dollars. Look, guys, if we
- 40:27Speaker 13: keep on working harder, not smarter, maybe we'll hit the
- 40:30Speaker 13: top five hundred.
- 40:32Speaker 2: Anyways, we have a great show for you here.
- 40:36Speaker 13: Talking Heads is gonna be a and Ganghis Khan, who's
- 40:40Speaker 13: gonna sit down for an interview?
- 40:42Speaker 2: Happy Friday?
- 40:43Speaker 10: All right, there go.
- 40:46Speaker 2: And he brought the heat this week. That was the
- 40:48Speaker 2: best whatever, I mean, not as hot as the time
- 40:51Speaker 2: that Morgan's.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Gonna have in Japan.
- 40:54Speaker 2: Broken in Dude, I can't wait for the Boat Jangles birth,
- 40:58Speaker 2: you know, Oh yeah, I can. Man you're gonna throw
- 41:01Speaker 2: your back out. We're gonna take a quick break. Nice job, Menace.
- 41:07Speaker 20: Show.
- 41:10Speaker 2: We've got the d U i Q coming up for
- 41:13Speaker 2: you this hour. Before we get to that. Gina's been
- 41:17Speaker 2: going through something. Yesterday she said that she got a
- 41:20Speaker 2: frad alert.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Yep, Well I didn't get a fraud alert. I got
- 41:23Speaker 3: an email today.
- 41:24Speaker 2: You got a fraud alert.
- 41:25Speaker 3: No, I got another email. Oh so not even no.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Okay, so did you confirm?
- 41:31Speaker 1: I did?
- 41:33Speaker 2: But let me let me paint because we know what's
- 41:36Speaker 2: going on. But okay, so you know there's scams and
- 41:40Speaker 2: these charges show up every once in a while on
- 41:42Speaker 2: your card. Okay. So Gina's like, oh my god, my
- 41:45Speaker 2: card got used packed whatever? Uh where was the Chick
- 41:48Speaker 2: fil A? It was a chick Virginia, a Chick fil
- 41:51Speaker 2: A in Virginia. Clearly, clearly she's not in Virginia.
- 41:54Speaker 3: I got my receipt, thank you for my order.
- 41:55Speaker 2: So did you go on your bank's website on the
- 41:59Speaker 2: card web site? I called the bank okay, with the
- 42:03Speaker 2: number on the back of the card.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Correct, Okay, in my credit card phone number.
- 42:07Speaker 2: You confirmed there was a charge from Chick fil A
- 42:09Speaker 2: in Virginia.
- 42:10Speaker 3: I did, and not only did I ask, but they
- 42:12Speaker 3: read the amount and I confirmed it, So it wasn't
- 42:15Speaker 3: even the other way around. They're like, oh, there's a
- 42:17Speaker 3: charge at Chick fil A for eighteen dollars and thirty cents.
- 42:19Speaker 2: I go, that's the one, okay, all right. So she
- 42:22Speaker 2: called them yesterday said that this charge is not mine.
- 42:25Speaker 3: I'm not in Virginia.
- 42:26Speaker 2: They closed that card out. They're sending her a new
- 42:28Speaker 2: one in a which, for whatever reason, they told her
- 42:31Speaker 2: took a week.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, not business week. Ten days.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was I was always fund the impression
- 42:39Speaker 2: like they overnighted these things to you. I've had that
- 42:42Speaker 2: happen before.
- 42:43Speaker 3: If you heard this, Chick, I was like, you can't
- 42:44Speaker 3: expedite this. I'm not seeing that option, and you're what
- 42:49Speaker 3: you're I.
- 42:50Speaker 2: Remember thinking it was weird. She said that I'm not
- 42:52Speaker 2: seeing that option this time.
- 42:54Speaker 7: Oh, I've never had the impression they over and edded
- 42:57Speaker 7: those things to you. Yeah, I've got the well I
- 43:00Speaker 7: think certain types of cards, ye, black cards, sure, just.
- 43:03Speaker 2: A regular Wells Fargo visa. They've overdoded to me, like
- 43:08Speaker 2: American Express.
- 43:09Speaker 5: Although I'm getting a new credit card and they said
- 43:11Speaker 5: you'll get it in seven to ten days, but you
- 43:14Speaker 5: can start using it right the second with.
- 43:15Speaker 3: The card number card.
- 43:17Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Well, and then also if you have Apple Pay, it'll
- 43:19Speaker 2: automatically update ya sometimes.
- 43:21Speaker 3: Well, according to this, if it's an identity, if that thing,
- 43:24Speaker 3: they close out all your auto pays my life, I
- 43:27Speaker 3: must have twenty things on auto pay. So I'll just
- 43:30Speaker 3: find out what they are when they tell me.
- 43:31Speaker 2: It's that was yesterday, the patting or of the new card,
- 43:33Speaker 2: the whole thing.
- 43:34Speaker 10: Right.
- 43:34Speaker 3: Well, this morning she gets another email yep from the
- 43:37Speaker 3: chick Chick fil A in Virginia, and this one and
- 43:40Speaker 3: their order sucks. By the way, this is a charge
- 43:43Speaker 3: for fourteen dollars and ninety four cents and they got
- 43:46Speaker 3: a four count Chick fil A chicken minies, small hash brown,
- 43:49Speaker 3: honey mustard and pineapple dragon fruit tea with no ice.
- 43:54Speaker 2: That's what they chose. Okay, So, well, we can't figure
- 43:57Speaker 2: out because you went back to the banks, yeah, or
- 44:00Speaker 2: to the credit card, right, and they're not showing any
- 44:03Speaker 2: kind of pending charge.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Well, they are for yesterday yesterdays wasn't caught up yet, but.
- 44:07Speaker 2: No, it would show up immediately, like as soon as
- 44:09Speaker 2: they make the swipeer the whatever. It shows up as pending.
- 44:12Speaker 3: Okay, it's not cleared yet. You have the Chick fil
- 44:16Speaker 3: A app? Then I don't on that account. I don't
- 44:20Speaker 3: even know.
- 44:20Speaker 10: I I don't.
- 44:21Speaker 2: I don't know if I have it is the email
- 44:25Speaker 2: from your bank or is it the email from Chick
- 44:28Speaker 2: fil A?
- 44:28Speaker 3: And I I, well, that's the thing I checked in
- 44:32Speaker 3: chat GBT. I said, is this a legit Chick fil
- 44:34Speaker 3: A email address?
- 44:35Speaker 8: And they said it was. Can you go on the
- 44:37Speaker 8: Chick fil A website say log into my account and
- 44:39Speaker 8: say I forgot my password, resent it, get into the
- 44:43Speaker 8: account and cancel.
- 44:44Speaker 3: You guys are like you guys are like tech geniuses,
- 44:47Speaker 3: and just cancel it.
- 44:48Speaker 2: That's really simple. It's like the first thing.
- 44:51Speaker 3: But I don't have any I mean they made they
- 44:53Speaker 3: must have made.
- 44:54Speaker 2: People just said them out.
- 44:58Speaker 3: Yeah, like Greg, I never would have signed into joined.
- 45:00Speaker 7: For But here's the thing is you they don't get.
- 45:04Speaker 7: You don't get the They would have had to confirm
- 45:05Speaker 7: your email, which means they would have had to have
- 45:07Speaker 7: been in your email.
- 45:07Speaker 2: Yeah so maybe, which means your email out there. Originally
- 45:12Speaker 2: I thought maybe this was uh. I thought this was
- 45:15Speaker 2: a scam email because it was blah blah blah blah
- 45:17Speaker 2: at email at Chick fil a, yeah, something, So it
- 45:22Speaker 2: seemed kind of goofy because they'll do that, it'll look
- 45:25Speaker 2: some somewhat similar because you're just kind of glancing at
- 45:27Speaker 2: it and that's how they get you. But one like,
- 45:30Speaker 2: didn't we say that if there's an R, a lowercase
- 45:32Speaker 2: R next to an end, that looks like an M. Okay,
- 45:35Speaker 2: so if the company has an M in it, like
- 45:37Speaker 2: people just glance at it and then a quick glance
- 45:39Speaker 2: it looks like it's spelled correctly. Are and then the
- 45:42Speaker 2: rest of the spelling of whatever the business is and
- 45:44Speaker 2: the emails are so email systems now are now using AI.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Sorry they are, and they'll flag that stuff for you.
- 45:50Speaker 3: A lot of times I couldn't figure out, like why
- 45:51Speaker 3: all of a sudden is this happening. I was trying
- 45:53Speaker 3: to think of anything different has been going on in
- 45:55Speaker 3: my life, and there's one thing I've been doing. And
- 45:57Speaker 3: I did get asked by the bank, is this you?
- 45:59Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, it's me, So maybe I compromise
- 46:02Speaker 3: is I've never used any of those like I've never
- 46:05Speaker 3: used eBay or poshmark or thread up, and I have
- 46:09Speaker 3: been using all of them because there's this one type
- 46:11Speaker 3: of shirt that I love. It's this company called z Supply,
- 46:15Speaker 3: this certain v neck I love. They don't make them anymore,
- 46:17Speaker 3: so I've been going buying everybody else's that's selling them
- 46:21Speaker 3: on eBay or whatever. So I'm going to these random websites.
- 46:24Speaker 3: I'm great, and all the shirts are coming. They're coming
- 46:26Speaker 3: to me. But maybe I maybe sounds like bad Apple.
- 46:30Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm a feeling that when you signed up for
- 46:32Speaker 19: some of those things and use your email, they got
- 46:35Speaker 19: the email from there. Now they're phishing and they're making
- 46:37Speaker 19: this fake Chick fil A thing, so then you call
- 46:39Speaker 19: them call. They're hoping that you call or respond to
- 46:42Speaker 19: that email, and then they'll ask you for your number
- 46:44Speaker 19: credit card number to verify, right, and then they got your.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Credit The chick FLI thing's not fake, right, Well, it
- 46:49Speaker 3: it seems like a real Chick fil A email.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I dumbas tyler.
- 46:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I have something for this. So it's
- 46:54Speaker 4: so specifically unexpected. Chick fil A charges tis to Virginia
- 46:58Speaker 4: may stem from a recent data security incident, impacting loyalty accounts,
- 47:03Speaker 4: a couple of temporary bank things, and corporate billing out
- 47:06Speaker 4: of the home state. But if Chicklick fil A was breached,
- 47:09Speaker 4: they could probably see any card that's connected to your account.
- 47:12Speaker 2: So yeah, and I don't know why everybody's getting hacked.
- 47:15Speaker 2: So you better if you have any emails, is that
- 47:18Speaker 2: you don't want people to see.
- 47:19Speaker 7: I suggest maybe you don't have an account, but you
- 47:22Speaker 7: did something ten years ago or you forgotten, and the
- 47:25Speaker 7: passwords the same for that as is for your email.
- 47:28Speaker 2: I just saw an article about this thing. I heard
- 47:31Speaker 2: about this years ago, and I thought that's why everybody
- 47:33Speaker 2: was getting those what do they call the r f
- 47:35Speaker 2: I D blocking, you know, wallets and bags and things
- 47:39Speaker 2: like that. It's called ghost tapping. But I guess it's
- 47:43Speaker 2: back like they're people are doing the credit card thieves,
- 47:46Speaker 2: and so they carry round it's like a cheap generic
- 47:48Speaker 2: card reader. They bump into their victims on purpose, and
- 47:51Speaker 2: that triggers a wireless transaction from the chip in your
- 47:54Speaker 2: cards and in your wallet. And they don't even need
- 47:57Speaker 2: the physical card. They just need to get close enough
- 47:59Speaker 2: to be able to the chip with this thing, and
- 48:01Speaker 2: so it triggers the transaction sometimes even on like your
- 48:04Speaker 2: mobile wallet, and so the scammers. They're hitting up places
- 48:07Speaker 2: like concerts, sporting events, other crowded spots like subways and
- 48:11Speaker 2: things like that. Not the restaurant subway, yeah, trains. And
- 48:14Speaker 2: they say, if you want to prevent that, the FBI
- 48:16Speaker 2: is recommending thicker phone cases and those RFID blocking wallets.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Really both are like twenty bucks. It saves you in
- 48:23Speaker 2: the long run. Some of those taps you have to
- 48:25Speaker 2: be like right on it, or you can be like
- 48:27Speaker 2: five feet away. That's what it is. And see that's
- 48:28Speaker 2: the thing, and maybe that's why it's coming back, because
- 48:30Speaker 2: that was a big thing a number of years ago
- 48:32Speaker 2: and it seemed to kind of die down and people
- 48:34Speaker 2: kind of had a handle on it. But I guess
- 48:36Speaker 2: now it's a it's it's flaring up. Maybe they had
- 48:38Speaker 2: like these ray guns that they were up in like
- 48:41Speaker 2: buildings and they were shooting at down at people, no legit,
- 48:44Speaker 2: shooting down to people that are like walking on the
- 48:47Speaker 2: sidewalk and getting their information. Really yeah, well, it's like
- 48:50Speaker 2: those car thieves they have like the little antennas they
- 48:52Speaker 2: hold about tide of people's houses. And if you leave
- 48:54Speaker 2: your keys just inside the door, like on a table
- 48:56Speaker 2: just inside your door, if it's close enough to the
- 48:58Speaker 2: car it could relay thinking that. Yeah, and so they
- 49:02Speaker 2: just open up your car and they're off.
- 49:04Speaker 3: These RFD things. Those are id. Yeah, those are real.
- 49:07Speaker 3: It's not like when people put like magnets on their phones. No, no,
- 49:11Speaker 3: no balance their cheese.
- 49:12Speaker 2: No, just it keeps like you can't the signal doesn't
- 49:15Speaker 2: go through force field.
- 49:16Speaker 8: I think the force field in my wallet. I'll go
- 49:18Speaker 8: grab it.
- 49:19Speaker 2: It's a force Fields fancy officially, not to be confused
- 49:23Speaker 2: with the ray gun. Eight seven seven forty four. What
- 49:27Speaker 2: if you want to be our contestant for the d
- 49:28Speaker 2: u i Q that is coming up next? Eight seven
- 49:31Speaker 2: seven forty four, Woody, give a chance to win some prize.
- 49:34Speaker 2: You guys know the drill sea bass talking to the
- 49:36Speaker 2: drunks will figure out if you can guess correctly two
- 49:38Speaker 2: out of three times, if they'll know the answer the question,
- 49:40Speaker 2: you win the prize.
- 49:41Speaker 5: That is next.
- 49:42Speaker 2: We're gonna sendbody lined up. Eight seven seven forty four.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Whatdy hang on, I have a little scab on my
- 49:50Speaker 2: lip because any other day of the week, I would
- 49:56Speaker 2: I'll be one thousand percent down is it would not
- 49:58Speaker 2: bug be? But he has a visible I have a
- 50:01Speaker 2: little scot and just don't kiss you will take your
- 50:04Speaker 2: end of the hot dog. Yeah, put it into the
- 50:06Speaker 2: bag and that way there's like a dental damn.
- 50:09Speaker 15: Okay in front of your stupid face.
- 50:14Speaker 2: All Right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, time for
- 50:17Speaker 2: our dumb ass contest, as his tradition here on Fridays
- 50:19Speaker 2: on The Blue Show, Today's dumb ass contest is the DQ.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Yeah do you I june see bask explaining the game
- 50:29Speaker 2: to everybody, please signed a very drunk person ask them
- 50:32Speaker 2: very easy trivia questions.
- 50:33Speaker 7: So then you you play the the u i Q.
- 50:35Speaker 7: Not by answering the questions any any brain dead child
- 50:39Speaker 7: can to that. No, you guess whether the drunk person
- 50:42Speaker 7: gets the answer correct, and if you can do that
- 50:44Speaker 7: twice out of three times.
- 50:45Speaker 2: You win. All right, here are we going to here?
- 50:47Speaker 2: Morgan chat all right, what's good, Chad? How are you Chad?
- 50:53Speaker 2: I'm doing well? Yeah, it's Josh Yeah. Alright, Chad. You're
- 50:56Speaker 2: gonna play the d uy Q. Now before we get
- 50:58Speaker 2: to the questions that count toward you winning a pro
- 51:00Speaker 2: is you're not gonna get to know the drunk a
- 51:01Speaker 2: little bit better her condition, his or her condition I'm
- 51:03Speaker 2: not sure, but anyway, when we have the questions account,
- 51:07Speaker 2: you've got to get two out of three right and
- 51:09Speaker 2: you will win. Who is the drunk person this week's
- 51:13Speaker 2: Sea Bass.
- 51:14Speaker 7: We've talked to her before, but I've got lots more
- 51:16Speaker 7: from her bonus exactly so much material for it right
- 51:19Speaker 7: right as you'll hear you just look the intro clip.
- 51:22Speaker 2: I think that's it all all right here, Sophia.
- 51:24Speaker 8: I'm moveing in tequila. I'm looking for a sponsor like
- 51:29Speaker 8: I'm looking.
- 51:29Speaker 2: For you pay your bills. No I could.
- 51:33Speaker 16: I could hit my bills, but at the same time,
- 51:37Speaker 16: it will be nice to lead in little assistance.
- 51:40Speaker 3: You feel me.
- 51:41Speaker 8: Listen, you guys, I'm open.
- 51:43Speaker 16: I don't have a type matter guy or girl, guy
- 51:47Speaker 16: or girl like whatever. Look I'm a businesswoman. I got connects.
- 51:55Speaker 5: Why you need a sponsor?
- 51:56Speaker 7: Yeah, I will say this so someone when you see
- 51:57Speaker 7: on these dating apps like the whole whatever ip in
- 52:00Speaker 7: at the seventies with the feminist movement, you know I
- 52:02Speaker 7: don't need no man that it's.
- 52:03Speaker 2: Way out the door.
- 52:05Speaker 8: I realized that stupid film.
- 52:08Speaker 3: I need to provide her any someone who's generous.
- 52:09Speaker 2: I need someone. I need to be spoiled me. I
- 52:12Speaker 2: I don't want a career.
- 52:14Speaker 8: He's messed up, though, is she by herself?
- 52:16Speaker 7: She was out celebrating like her somebody's birthday, some girl's birthday. Yeah,
- 52:20Speaker 7: you feel me, you film me oldish, youngish, upper twenties.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Let's see. That's Sophia, all right, Chad, you ready for
- 52:30Speaker 2: the questions?
- 52:30Speaker 10: Do U i Q?
- 52:31Speaker 2: And we're gonna have Morgan step in for Sammy today.
- 52:35Speaker 8: I thought you were going to pick Jeff g Okay.
- 52:37Speaker 3: Morgan's got a college degree from a real good school.
- 52:39Speaker 8: Yeah, Arkansas.
- 52:44Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's the what's the school?
- 52:46Speaker 8: University of Arkansas.
- 52:47Speaker 15: No.
- 52:47Speaker 3: At the end, though, you said, oh woo pig sue.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Yeah, woo pig sue.
- 52:50Speaker 8: That's what we say.
- 52:51Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense, you feel me? You filma all right?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Question number one, d U i Q.
- 52:57Speaker 12: The Rosetta stone was.
- 52:59Speaker 10: Used, figure out what?
- 53:01Speaker 5: All right?
- 53:03Speaker 7: There's a you know, it's it's an open question, so
- 53:05Speaker 7: I'll accept a variety of answers. Might ask more specifics,
- 53:07Speaker 7: but we'll see.
- 53:08Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say no for Sophia. I think there's
- 53:15Speaker 2: a chance. Well, yeah, you know what, I'm gonna say, double.
- 53:21Speaker 3: Yes, really yeah, I'm sweeping no.
- 53:25Speaker 2: You're sweeping no. Yeah, double yes for these guys and
- 53:29Speaker 2: then no for Sofia. What do you think, Greg?
- 53:31Speaker 5: I normally don't look at the contestants, I e. Menace
- 53:35Speaker 5: usually Sammy, but I did look at Morgan. She looks confident,
- 53:38Speaker 5: So I'm saying yes only to Morgan.
- 53:40Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's see Chad. What do you think
- 53:43Speaker 2: this is? Sofia? You're guessing on is she gonna get it?
- 53:46Speaker 2: I'm going to say no, no, all right. Question number
- 53:49Speaker 2: one d u i Q.
- 53:51Speaker 12: The Rosetta stone was used.
- 53:53Speaker 2: To figure out what menace decode languages? Decode languages Morgan,
- 54:01Speaker 2: how to learn a language?
- 54:03Speaker 7: I'll give I'll get languages the main thing. Yes, I
- 54:05Speaker 7: would have getten you guys. I would have gone given
- 54:09Speaker 7: mouth parties to.
- 54:09Speaker 3: Both of you.
- 54:13Speaker 2: Were playing mouth party.
- 54:14Speaker 7: If you can tell me what what languages it decoded?
- 54:18Speaker 8: Well, it's Spanish and something else that is.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Wrong, wrong and mega wrong. Spanish was not even around again.
- 54:27Speaker 8: Uh, come on, get the mouth party.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Egyptian and European.
- 54:35Speaker 8: New hieroglyphics or something.
- 54:38Speaker 7: Guess well, there's two the only ones that hieroglyphics Ancient
- 54:42Speaker 7: Greek and something called demotic, and demotic was the common
- 54:46Speaker 7: spoken language of Egypt, like hieroglyphics is like the fancy
- 54:49Speaker 7: years old.
- 54:49Speaker 2: I heard that word nice.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you think of the language learning app
- 54:56Speaker 3: right the mouth party.
- 54:57Speaker 2: I think, yeah, maybe I want would you say, Morgan.
- 55:01Speaker 3: You said, which is yeah, yeah yeah, so that no
- 55:04Speaker 3: no no no, no said original.
- 55:07Speaker 18: No no no.
- 55:07Speaker 2: But the original answer.
- 55:08Speaker 3: Your original answer to the question was how to learn
- 55:11Speaker 3: a language?
- 55:12Speaker 2: Yeah, so you both get a point, right, all right,
- 55:14Speaker 2: So our contestant Chad said that Sophia wouldn't get it.
- 55:18Speaker 2: Let's see if he gets his first point here in
- 55:19Speaker 2: this round of the d U i Q.
- 55:21Speaker 12: The Rosetta stone was used to.
- 55:23Speaker 16: Figure out what the Rosetta zone is for, like it's a.
- 55:29Speaker 10: Language.
- 55:31Speaker 2: The Rosetta zone said what I was guessing I was
- 55:37Speaker 2: gonna say, I think that you know menace whoever can
- 55:39Speaker 2: look into it, just based on you, here's so many
- 55:41Speaker 2: commercials to learn a language Rosetta stone. All right, Well, Chad,
- 55:45Speaker 2: you still you still got two more questions to work
- 55:48Speaker 2: with here in this round of the d U i Q.
- 55:51Speaker 10: Do you feel me all right?
- 55:53Speaker 2: Question question number two. Harrisburg is the capital of what
- 55:58Speaker 2: all right, Harrisburg is the capital of what?
- 56:02Speaker 15: Uh?
- 56:03Speaker 2: No, for Sophia, you think she's ever been in that country?
- 56:06Speaker 2: Triple triple no.
- 56:08Speaker 8: You're trying to trick us, he said country.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm feeling very jaded. Harrisburg is the capital of
- 56:15Speaker 3: what it might be a fictional place. I'm sweeping No again,
- 56:18Speaker 3: it could Narnia.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you say, greg?
- 56:20Speaker 17: Uh?
- 56:21Speaker 5: Geography is definitely one of Menas's weakest points.
- 56:25Speaker 3: Travels.
- 56:26Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna say no to Menace.
- 56:29Speaker 2: Triple no, triple no.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this could be Harry Potter.
- 56:32Speaker 2: Question could be a question about me. And you said
- 56:35Speaker 2: triple no. Right, Gina, all right, Chad, what do you
- 56:37Speaker 2: think for Sophia? Will she get it?
- 56:40Speaker 3: I had better say no too, all right?
- 56:43Speaker 17: Man?
- 56:43Speaker 2: Question number two, d u I Q.
- 56:45Speaker 12: Harrisburg is the capital of what?
- 56:48Speaker 5: Morgan?
- 56:49Speaker 8: Is it Virginia?
- 56:50Speaker 2: Virginia? Menace? I also put Virginia. Virginia is incorrect. It
- 56:55Speaker 2: is Pennsylvania.
- 56:57Speaker 8: Why do we think Virginia?
- 56:59Speaker 3: Okay, off the top my head?
- 57:00Speaker 7: Can I think of the I'm gonna be intellectually honest,
- 57:03Speaker 7: and I think of the virgin Is it notfolk in Virginia?
- 57:06Speaker 10: Virginia?
- 57:07Speaker 3: Oh oh, damn it, damn it.
- 57:09Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what is it?
- 57:11Speaker 5: What the capital of Virginia?
- 57:12Speaker 10: And now I know?
- 57:12Speaker 6: But what is it?
- 57:13Speaker 2: Greg?
- 57:13Speaker 5: Oh god, now I'm blanking.
- 57:15Speaker 3: I looked it up.
- 57:19Speaker 2: Richmond, north of Richmond, Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, Richmond, the capitol. See.
- 57:26Speaker 5: I always contend that I doesn't even ring familiar way
- 57:29Speaker 5: smarter when I was in eighth grade.
- 57:31Speaker 2: Yeah, but why is always Harrisburg in Virginia together? Yeah?
- 57:34Speaker 8: Why does that sound?
- 57:35Speaker 2: It's not far They're not far apart. That's true. The Harrisburg,
- 57:40Speaker 2: virgin Well, there's probably a lot of Harrisburg, but yes,
- 57:42Speaker 2: there is one in Virginia. Okay, so yeah, it's probably
- 57:46Speaker 2: I think there's a music festival there or something.
- 57:51Speaker 5: There's people there.
- 57:52Speaker 2: No, no, I think there is, like I think for real,
- 57:54Speaker 2: like puts on a music festival.
- 57:56Speaker 8: Okay, if the Cousins music festival.
- 57:58Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, that's the push your t See now
- 58:02Speaker 2: did you know that, Gina? Did you know the answer
- 58:03Speaker 2: that question? Did you know Harrisburg? Yeah?
- 58:06Speaker 5: Yes you did?
- 58:07Speaker 3: Okay, No, No, I didn't know the capital of Virginia.
- 58:10Speaker 3: I did know.
- 58:10Speaker 2: No, I didn't know Harses the Pennsylvania was the answer
- 58:13Speaker 2: to that one.
- 58:14Speaker 3: Okay, they have the dog Pile of Music festival. There's
- 58:17Speaker 3: a Harrisonburg, Virginia.
- 58:19Speaker 2: That's where that's what you're thinking about. Damn it? All right,
- 58:23Speaker 2: so Chad said, no, this is like reading with psychics.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Chad said, no, that Sofia wouldn't get it. He needs
- 58:30Speaker 2: this one to stay in the game here on the
- 58:32Speaker 2: d y Q.
- 58:33Speaker 16: Harrisburg is the capital of what I feel like, it's
- 58:36Speaker 16: the capital of Nevada.
- 58:38Speaker 10: What do you do when you go to Harrisburg? Do
- 58:40Speaker 10: you get drunk? You turn up? Yeah?
- 58:45Speaker 2: All right, well, good news, dude, you got that point
- 58:47Speaker 2: that you needed. Now you need this one in order
- 58:49Speaker 2: to in this round of the d y Q. Question
- 58:52Speaker 2: number three.
- 58:53Speaker 21: San Juan Capistrano is famous.
- 58:55Speaker 10: For what specific animal?
- 58:57Speaker 2: All right?
- 58:59Speaker 21: What there's a specific animal that San Juanistrano is famous for?
- 59:05Speaker 10: What specific animal?
- 59:07Speaker 7: Drive around there? They have images of this animal, like
- 59:10Speaker 7: on the side of the highway. It's it's that well known.
- 59:12Speaker 2: And I'll say literally everywhere. It's yeah, they they they
- 59:15Speaker 2: shout this animal out left and right, up and down.
- 59:17Speaker 2: I will say no for me, I will say no.
- 59:24Speaker 2: For Sophia triple no.
- 59:26Speaker 3: I mean, based on the reaction triple No, I'm sweeping
- 59:29Speaker 3: now and I'm including myself.
- 59:30Speaker 2: Oh okay, you'll.
- 59:31Speaker 3: Know, Okay, I see you say that.
- 59:33Speaker 2: That's why I always say, like you think that everybody
- 59:35Speaker 2: knows this stuff.
- 59:36Speaker 3: But it's one of those. It's one of those.
- 59:37Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know the answer.
- 59:40Speaker 8: I've never vacationed there before. How am I supposed to know?
- 59:42Speaker 3: Well, gig it up more?
- 59:44Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 59:44Speaker 2: All right?
- 59:45Speaker 1: Or got me?
- 59:46Speaker 10: There are do you know? What do you think?
- 59:47Speaker 3: Triple no?
- 59:48Speaker 2: Triple triple No? All right, Chad? What do you think?
- 59:53Speaker 11: No?
- 59:54Speaker 5: All right?
- 59:54Speaker 2: Question number three d u i Q.
- 59:56Speaker 21: San Juan Capistrano is famous for what specific animal.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: I could guess?
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: Hedgehog?
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: A hedgehog?
- 1:00:06Speaker 8: Not so fun, is it?
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: I've never heard of this.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: I didn't know there was any animal.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: A frog, a frog morgan, a seal or.
- 1:00:16Speaker 8: A sea lion or a seagull.
- 1:00:18Speaker 10: Maybe?
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I should have my fault. I
- 1:00:29Speaker 7: should have put the song in there too, a song.
- 1:00:31Speaker 7: It's a very famous song. If you if you're an
- 1:00:33Speaker 7: owl fan.
- 1:00:34Speaker 8: Oh ow oh ow you feel me?
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: I'm an ol fan. What is the answer when the swallows?
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: Would you have accepted bird? Because it's specifically, it's.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: I got nothing swallows I know would be swallow enough.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: Never say any brain dead child would know these answers
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: right from the forties.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: I never I would have never gotten that for a
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: billion dollars, very well.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: Know, very well known. If you've never heard of I mean, look,
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: I get it.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: I don't even know where that is. I thought it
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: was San Juan Porto Rican.
- 1:01:08Speaker 18: That was.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: That's what I said for the swallows.
- 1:01:12Speaker 7: And again, if you're driving, you don't have to go in.
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: If you drive past San Juan Capistrano.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: Probably carved into there. It is welcome to it.
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, Jeff G.
- 1:01:22Speaker 10: You will me.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: You really have to know the city of San Juan Capistrano.
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: But no, no, you don't.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: You don't.
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: I know it does a nine year old boy because
- 1:01:29Speaker 7: it was in movies and TV shows and it was reference.
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: Where can I stand with you? Oh? Good for you?
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Question number three, d U I q.
- 1:01:41Speaker 21: San Juan Capistrano is famous for what specific animal?
- 1:01:46Speaker 8: Honestly, they know for getting drunk. I'm getting drunk.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: I love Pete and that's drunk jack.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: Congratulations, you are the winner here in this round of
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: the New York Let's all right, man win, all right, Chad,
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: congratulations man, thank you so much for listening to The
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: Wodie Show. Have yourself an amazing weekend, and hang on
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: so we can get your info. Okay, all right, all right,
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: there you go. There's there's chat, buddy, car I request
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: that you play that answer. Guy. It was so funny,
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: you can all right.
- 1:02:22Speaker 21: What santam Capistrano is famous for?
- 1:02:25Speaker 10: What specific animal?
- 1:02:27Speaker 16: Honestly, they know we're getting drunk. I'm getting drunk.
- 1:02:31Speaker 8: Se I'm sorry, but this.
- 1:02:35Speaker 10: Is the Woodie Show.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Yeah. We had a lot of people coming to Morgan's defense.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: You know when she made the announcement that she's going
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: to Japan for a few days with this with this
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: guy that she's been talking to, I guess now officially
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: her boyfriend.
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: We had a talk last night and he said, go
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: ahead and tell them I'm your boyfriend.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: When did we get to tell you who this dude is?
- 1:03:00Speaker 8: What the heck? When I come back from Japan?
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: Yeah, well.
- 1:03:08Speaker 8: This is a soft launch. We will hard launch, but like, what.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: The hell's a smart move?
- 1:03:13Speaker 7: Wow?
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: That My question is how how does he know your
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: your profession? Does you know what you do for a living?
- 1:03:18Speaker 10: Yes?
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: He does because you say a lot of things about him.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Really Three, when I says Morgan, I was totally mad
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: for you. When dumb ass Sea Bass asked why you
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: You're beautiful and you seem like so much fun, You're
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: a total catch. That's Albert Northridge back burnering who says
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: a hashtag me love.
- 1:03:35Speaker 8: I mean that can be true, thank you. But also
- 1:03:38Speaker 8: it's a valid question.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Yeah, when you met at Morgan, when you said, that's
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: a valid question, right, and yes, well because she actually
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: she has terribly low self esteem.
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: Yeah, I was met at Morgan for saying, though I
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: don't have terribly low self esteem anymore, I used to.
- 1:03:50Speaker 8: But it's still lie. If that wasn't a.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: Question that crippling insecurity.
- 1:03:54Speaker 8: I wouldn't say that either. I hate that I come
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: off that way.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: I love that, I know, honest question. You don't you
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: don't think that that that's true? No, at least that
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: was that that was true.
- 1:04:07Speaker 8: I mean maybe at some point I think I'm just
- 1:04:09Speaker 8: very real about.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: I think you're very good. I I equated to the
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: person who goes to skydive and they're they're they're terrified inside,
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: they're terrified. They're not showing it. And when the door opens,
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: they just have to push themselves and go. Like if
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: they gave themselves a minute to think about it, they
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: would hesitate and not do it. Like, I think you're
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: very brave and that you put yourself out there, right,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: and but at the same time, I think it's like
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: from a it feels that way just from you know,
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: reactions to different things. It's just got to be done.
- 1:04:39Speaker 8: Sad because I know I'm very happy and confident.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: No, No, it's and it's great and it's and it's great.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: But I think like that's why, like some of the
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: comments at different times or whatever over the time has
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: bothered you, or what people said or thought and the
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: you know whatever, uh texting kind of stuff.
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: Yeah, I've changed a lot.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: Later, your first class will do that to you. You'll
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: start caring less and less about other things and other people. Yeah,
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: once you taste that that first class champagne, you know,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: life just seems to taste different. You know, there's no
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: going back in the distance, there's no going back now, Gregh.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: This flies directly in the face of your opinion that
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: women have it easy. What I'm about to tell you,
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: because she got a trip to Mexico. She got the
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: trip to d C for the ticket, and everybody wanted
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: you know, everybody's going crazy for it. Now she's going
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: to Japan first class, the whole thing.
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: And we've pointed out if you're a woman and you
- 1:05:35Speaker 5: go to a bar and you have no money, you
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: could probably drink all night at spending a dime.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: I'm not saying that that Morgan's ever fought this idea.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Gina has. Gina has fought that like saying that, you know,
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: women have it easy, like all you have to do
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: is say I do, and your said I wish. According
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: to this new survey, the majority of women feel that
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: life is way harder for them than it is for dudes.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: So when asked how and why, these are some of
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: the reasons they mentioned. Let's see if you find any
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: of these tw be uh, you know, legitimate. Yeah, back right,
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I watched the reflections in the windows
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: to make sure no man is following me.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Does a man have to do that already? General safety issues,
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: I think everyone can like it's general awareness.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: I don't. I make sure I have an awareness of
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: my surroundings when I'm in a place in the middle
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: of the night, or going into a place I'm unfamiliar with.
- 1:06:27Speaker 10: Did Sam.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: I've never walked at night by myself. I love going
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: on walks, and I was like, why chance something crazy happening?
- 1:06:35Speaker 8: My god, you'd be fine.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: My wife will not stop for gas if the sun's down,
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: even early in the evening. If the sun is down,
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: she's not stopping for gas.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: You don't want to hang out in a really crazy
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: lit gas station.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: I get it, and shouldn't regardless of gender. Shouldn't everybody
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: just be aware and be safe. Yeah's another one.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: I know women. The majority of women say they feel
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: that life is way harder for them than it is
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: for a man. And these are some of the reasons
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: why getting in the car and feeling the need to
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: immediately lock the doors.
- 1:07:05Speaker 8: See what everyone's living in a state of fear that
- 1:07:08Speaker 8: I don't get. They're creating these scenarios that aren't happening.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: I'm expected to be nice, if I'm assertive to protect myself,
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: I'm suddenly a bit.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: I think that's true.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: That could be true that I agree with that one.
- 1:07:21Speaker 5: But a guy could be mean and be a dick.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: It's not the same. But he's powerful he's confident.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: You guys get to cry and no one calls you gay.
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: Everybody gets something.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: I witnessed all the time people.
- 1:07:35Speaker 7: Some woman starts tearing up thinking about whatever her you know,
- 1:07:37Speaker 7: her cat or something, and immediately.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: If a guy did that, oh my god, he just
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: get his ask kick. Yeah he should. I do constant
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: strategic planning to make sure I'm safe in certain areas.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: The same thing.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Men get testosterone shots when they need help. Women get
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: nothing from menopause. Okay, well, guys can't do anything about
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: a small penis, but you want whatever size boods you want.
- 1:08:00Speaker 7: But no, no, that stuff is not like yeah, those
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: are not like well, there's no there is no penis lengthening, correct,
- 1:08:07Speaker 7: trust me, I've looked into it.
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: Well no, I mean we had a guy in What's
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: you can get penis thickening?
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: You can, right, And that dude we had in already
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: went in it with a big one.
- 1:08:16Speaker 16: Right.
- 1:08:17Speaker 7: And and by the way, there's there are multiple medications
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: for menopause symptoms, so.
- 1:08:23Speaker 10: You can watch TV.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: They're on TV all the time. That is a fully
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: invalid point. There is no widely accepted you know how
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: like uh, you know, breast the job. Boob jobs are
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: are common and routine. There's no common, routine, widely accepted
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: anything for men's job.
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: Well, I think the argument that the general argument is
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: there's plenty of stuff for you know, getting it up
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: and for balding, but there's nothing unlike p c O
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: s and all these uterine issues, because you know that
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: doesn't make the money break one.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: I would just take my uterus out skin.
- 1:08:56Speaker 10: I would.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: I've known a couple of women who have done that
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: and they're like, uh, you know, out of curiosity. I'm
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: just like, well, this just means like no more periods
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: and stuff though too right, And they go, yeah, well,
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: isn't that good?
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: I would love that.
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: Take it.
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: I don't need it.
- 1:09:10Speaker 10: I don't.
- 1:09:11Speaker 7: There are all kinds of uterine medications, so okay, that's
- 1:09:15Speaker 7: not true anyway.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: Uh So, women again feel that the majority of women,
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: not all women, but the majority of women, feel that
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: life is way harder for them than it is for
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: a man. These are the reasons and the whys I
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: live alone, but I keep large men's work boots and
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: sneakers on the porch just so random delivery guys and
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: workers don't know who's around you are right about the paranoia.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: I've always liked that tip, though I've heard that for years.
- 1:09:38Speaker 10: Stupid.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: I'm a man. I do the same. Yeah, there's somebody
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: in the house.
- 1:09:44Speaker 5: I'm a man, and I have a dog bowl out
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: even if my dog's not home.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: This is just this list is a classic woman list.
- 1:09:51Speaker 7: It's like it's one issue and they're finding fifteen different
- 1:09:53Speaker 7: ways to describe to safety.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: Yet all right, when I go on the porch light
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: on at night, when I go on a data I
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: always buy the Drea to make sure I don't get spiked.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: It usually leads to an argument. Is everybody getting roofeed?
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not saying it's never happened, but
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: as Morgan is saying, this.
- 1:10:07Speaker 8: Is a little paranoid bitches, is what it is.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you were never okay, So this used
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: to be a thing. When we'd all go out with
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: like these random dudes. You would give your friend his
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: like contact info or whatever, so you don't just you know, disappear.
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: These are strangers you're going out with.
- 1:10:23Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I guess I'm so young right that I
- 1:10:25Speaker 8: just share my location with my friends.
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: But why why do you do that?
- 1:10:29Speaker 8: Well, I do it indefinitely. They always have it.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Why do they need it?
- 1:10:32Speaker 8: They don't.
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: I'm not scared they so you should turn them all off.
- 1:10:35Speaker 8: I can't. Okay, but it's this I have an issue
- 1:10:38Speaker 8: with this whole living in fear because then I truly
- 1:10:40Speaker 8: think you are creating this for yourself. Right, have you
- 1:10:43Speaker 8: ever seen so scared of this? Then you're gonna bring.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: You Yeah, but if something happens to you, they'll ask like, well,
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: why didn't you do all the things that they're suggesting?
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: Why did you look around? Why did you stop at night?
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Like okay, yeah, have you ever seen like those things
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: about like what you fear? Blah blah blah, and then
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: what actually happens? Like you spend all this time worrying
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: and stressing about stuff that's never going to happen.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: This is a small sliver of real But if it does,
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: she'll get blamed for it.
- 1:11:08Speaker 7: Well, this is why the murder porn and all these
- 1:11:12Speaker 7: all these shows are so popular with a very specific
- 1:11:15Speaker 7: set of people. They love fantasy.
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: It's what I just said, Well, why did you walk
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: alone at night? You should have done that?
- 1:11:21Speaker 19: Yes, Jeff, I was just going to say that sea bass,
- 1:11:23Speaker 19: that all the crime podcasts and all the documentaries and all.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: That that doesn't help, and it seems like mostly women
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: are obsessed with them. Well, it says, I blame true
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: crime documentaries, especially with kids. I'm always aware of my
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: surroundings ten times more than I used to.
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: And I've brought up my aunt, who you might imagine
- 1:11:41Speaker 7: as a female, who's a therapist, and she says that's
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: this is the vast majority of her female clients is
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: teaching them that, like the actual dangers in your life
- 1:11:48Speaker 7: versus what you're perceived, what's what's what you're spiraling out
- 1:11:52Speaker 7: of in your head.
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: There's another text. I've been married for twenty eight years.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: My wife has never put gas in her tank. I
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: always have. That's nice of him, that super It sounds
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: like a.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: Dad.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: If I ride this up already, forgive me all right.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: So I was at the gas station. My wife's in
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: the passenger seat. We're pulling up. This is in her car,
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: and she goes, I'll pump, and I go there is
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: not a world and where I'm gonna sit in the
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: car while you're out there pumping the gas. It's never
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: gonna happen. We have asked every male married friend since then,
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: and not one guy has said that would ever happen.
- 1:12:26Speaker 8: But is that for her safety or so you don't
- 1:12:28Speaker 8: look like I'm not gonna be the.
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: Dude sitting in the car while my wife's out there
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: pumping the gas. That's not happening.
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: This is the other side of the climb. It's easy
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: to be a woman.
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: That's just never gonna happen. Yeah, flies in the face
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: of that. Nine of the time I'm driving, you know,
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: just like I'm not. I don't want to be driven
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: around by my wife all day. You know why I don't.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: I think she gets anxious when I'm in the car
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: in the passenger seat and she all of a sudden
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: forgets where she's going. What, yes, same right, same, yeah,
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: Because I'm sitting there trying not to backseat drive. But
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: I'm like, man, our exit's coming up real quick, and
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: you're in the third lane over. You might want I go,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: isn't it. So I'll say, isn't this the exit that
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: we want? Yeah, I'm getting there, And now all of
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: a sudden like oh and then.
- 1:13:19Speaker 10: Let me in. He won let me y.
- 1:13:21Speaker 5: You know, our exit is yeah right.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: There, And the navigations told her three times, so clearly
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: she's not comfortable. I'm not comfortable being in the passenger seat.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: So you know, it's just easier for me to drive, right, Yeah,
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: and there is no way. Fellows, let me ask you
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: the question. You pull up to the gas station, your
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: wife says, it's all right, I'll pump the gas. Are
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: you gonna sit in the car while your wife's out
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: there pumping the gas?
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: Yes?
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: Or no?
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: Over to two to ninety seven.
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: Not a chance, menace?
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: You don't mind being a passenger princess?
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: Oh that's his dream.
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: I love it.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: I mean that's a menace for you. Yeah, love it? Well,
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: because I don't. He says that she's a better driver. Well, also,
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: she's a back street bareet. He's a backseat driver from hell.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: So I'm just like, I don't even want to argue.
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: That's okay, stat I'm good she buyed a pump gas before.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: I don't remember. I mean, we had electric cars for
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: like seven years, so I don't know. Eight seven, seven
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: forty four. You can send us a text over to
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven Failed stories coming up next?
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: Hang on, what does i u D stand for? Menace?
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: Intentional universal deastoffer.
- 1:14:23Speaker 21: There are.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: No Woody Show preset.
- 1:14:31Speaker 5: So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along,
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: they were forced to work together. They ended up getting
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
- 1:14:42Speaker 5: each other and got married. How about clams back into
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: the convent fuzz bumping for Jesus?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: I got it, all right? What is it? Bad?
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: Habits?
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: Hell?
- 1:14:56Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: Rip alright, gentlemen, boys and girls, it is the Woody Show, Woody,
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: Greg Menace, Junia Grant.
- 1:15:04Speaker 10: Thank you for being here.
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: Chiming in on the texts as you always do. Over
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: to two two nine eight seven. You can also give
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: us a call eight seven seven forty four. Woody is
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: the number and time for your Friday fail stories. All right,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: let us gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: your Friday fail story. All these people have thought they
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: had the perfect plan, the plan it could never go wrong,
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: But then somewhere along the line it went from being
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: a great idea to one big, staking mega uber. I'll
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: tru okay, I mean we get.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: An extra point because Greg and I did choreography. I
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: guess I guess it's still more real.
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: I guess it still counts, all right, dude, This is
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: one of my favorite audio clips because you see this
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: every once in a while with AI now and people
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: are putting their speeches or writing their speeches with AI.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: This is a politician who was just reading along in
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: his speech, and he read the AI prompt. I was
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: still in there.
- 1:17:00Speaker 14: One of the dangers associated with creating advocacy offices is
- 1:17:03Speaker 14: that citizens often develop expectations that exceed the powers actually
- 1:17:08Speaker 14: granted to those offices. Here's a more natural, flowing version
- 1:17:12Speaker 14: of that section that reads like a legislative speech rather
- 1:17:15Speaker 14: than a series of short points that speaking. One of
- 1:17:17Speaker 14: my concerns with this legislation is the potential gap between
- 1:17:21Speaker 14: what new Brunswickers may reasonably expect this office to accomplish
- 1:17:25Speaker 14: and what the office will actually have the authorities to do.
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: Now, here's more casual.
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: Would you like me to write this again?
- 1:17:33Speaker 11: Oh, to those offices.
- 1:17:36Speaker 14: Here's a more natural, flowing version of that section that
- 1:17:39Speaker 14: leads like a legislative speech rather than a series of
- 1:17:41Speaker 14: short points.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I thought like politicians were
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: like super smart.
- 1:17:48Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: Next up. Do you see the story about the circus
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: show Orange County Fair in New York well, part of
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: the fun lineup of Family Entertainment included a couple of
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: performers doing a crossbow arrow stunt, which could be fun,
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: but these are fail stories, so of course it didn't
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: go as planned. This happened during an act appropriately titled
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: Duo Darwin. So the trick involves some shots where the
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: shots are being fired backward or in total darkness. Okay, cool,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: And then balloons are popped, either being held in the
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: assistant's mouth or they try to hit a bullseye target
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: which is you know, inches away from their head. I mean,
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: what could go wrong? Well, the dude ended up taking
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: an arrow right in the neck. Needless to say, the
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: circus canceled the rest of the show. He was airlifted
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: to the hospital. Now, lucky for him, the arrow just
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: narrowly missed his jugular.
- 1:18:40Speaker 5: Oh damn.
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: So he's gonna be okay, But the circus has nixed
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: the crossbow act. Oh damn sailed. That's the whole reason
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: I go. Here's one from Illinois where this dude he
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: was doing some work for this gas station, just some
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: routine maintenance on their sign. Now this is one of
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: those big signs to see him off the interstates and stuff,
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: so you could see him for almost like a mile away,
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty feet up in the air, so
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: he had to get a way up there. He crawled
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: inside the sign to work on it. As he's doing that,
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: he got himself stuck. And to make matters worse, there
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: was no extra ladder for him to use to give down.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: So the cops, the fire department, they were called in,
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: but none of them had the equipment that was tall enough.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: Said to figure out Plan B, which took three hours.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Three hours later they were able to bring a crane in,
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: get this guy down and sailed.
- 1:19:30Speaker 22: Take a look at that thumbs up. The man appeared
- 1:19:32Speaker 22: to be in good spirits despite being stranded inside this
- 1:19:35Speaker 22: massive truck stop signed for hours.
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: Fire officials say the worker was.
- 1:19:39Speaker 22: Doing maintenance when that lift that got him up there
- 1:19:42Speaker 22: experienced a problem. The sign stands about one hundred and
- 1:19:45Speaker 22: thirty feet tall and has no ladder, which proved to
- 1:19:48Speaker 22: be an issue for responding fire crews, whose ladders only
- 1:19:51Speaker 22: reach about one hundred feet tall. About five hours after
- 1:19:54Speaker 22: he became trapped, the worker was seen getting into a
- 1:19:56Speaker 22: crane basket and was brought safely back down.
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: All right. See this story had three out five. It's
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: even worse. Five hours five hours.
- 1:20:04Speaker 19: Damn.
- 1:20:05Speaker 5: There's a job you never think about. Sign maintenance.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there. Well I did send Greg. I
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: sent you a photo. I was in Las Vegas and
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: I said, dude, check out the gas prices. They said
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: it was like a dollar forty nine like that, and uh,
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: He's like that, what.
- 1:20:21Speaker 10: Are you one?
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: There are some dudes working on the sign, so it's
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: going like ninety nine seven. It kept going. I waited
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: till it got all the way down to it, and
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: then I took the picture. I cropped out the workers
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: working on the side. I actually now they're just working
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: on the sign. Bring me a vat of God. I know.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite stories of the week.
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: It's from Salt Lake City where this chick she was
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: all set for her wedding, but the day before the
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: big day, the church caught fire. Oh no, the place
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: was not a total loss, but there was a bunch
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: of damage the wedding decorations. They were toast, so there
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: was no way to have the wedding as scheduled. But
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: right all the fire investigators they figured out the fire
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: was set deliberately and guess who did it? The bride
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: to be. Now listen how she did this. She stole
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: a pair of lighters from a store. She put a
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: tampon underneath a chair in the church and then set
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: the tampon on fire.
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: That's smart because it has like a wick yep.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: Guess why she did this. She got cold feet and
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: didn't want to go through with the wedding.
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: That's the only way to get out of it.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: Not sure, not sure if her relationship status. No word
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: from the fiance, but she was arrested, charged with arson
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: and taken to fail jail.
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: I can't get married. I'm in prison.
- 1:21:42Speaker 8: Tampon on fire?
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cool, that is smart. It is just take
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: what you learned.
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: There's so smart.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: That's what I thought. You know what, She's really smart,
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: too smart for jail.
- 1:21:57Speaker 11: All right.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: Well, it's a Shark week on Discover and it's been
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: cart Nark week here.
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: On the Wooded Show.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: We've had some special guests. We had Kevin Smith who
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: participated in in cart Narks. We had we had the
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: Broken Lizard guys, Supertroopers in here. Super Troopers three, which
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: is coming out, had appearances from Robo nark from Adrian
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: gray Gory.
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: That's right, Vinnie Carterinah Yeah.
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: Jeff G made his appearance Supervisor Jeff G. People seem
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: to like that a lot, action packed Cartweek nark Week.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Now today the special feature is a warning though, why
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: you should not do your own cart narcier and stay
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: out of those waters.
- 1:22:42Speaker 10: All right.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: The exciting conclusion of wood he showed nark Week agent
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: Sebastian what do you got for?
- 1:22:50Speaker 7: And this is a teen in Peoria, Illinois, who was
- 1:22:54Speaker 7: caught on body cam because he decided to do some
- 1:22:57Speaker 7: impromptu cart narky. He was parked next sort of he
- 1:23:01Speaker 7: was parallel to a lady, but she was behind him,
- 1:23:03Speaker 7: and so she left her cart directly behind his car
- 1:23:06Speaker 7: so he could not exit. So he gets out to
- 1:23:10Speaker 7: confront her about that formerly known as the pit maneuver. Right,
- 1:23:14Speaker 7: this lady was just she wasn't doing it on purpose.
- 1:23:16Speaker 7: Well she was, but she was just doing it out
- 1:23:18Speaker 7: of pure laziness. Now here now an interaction, an altercation occurred,
- 1:23:24Speaker 7: and here is the teen's story to the cops.
- 1:23:26Speaker 11: When they showed up and I was just button back
- 1:23:29Speaker 11: up and I looked over and there's a cart sitting
- 1:23:31Speaker 11: right next to my door. Now, so I came back up.
- 1:23:33Speaker 11: I turn around and I look around and she's parked
- 1:23:36Speaker 11: right next to me. Her car door is closing out
- 1:23:38Speaker 11: that time, so I assumed that she left her cart there.
- 1:23:41Speaker 11: So I rolled my window down and go, did you
- 1:23:42Speaker 11: just leave your cart like right next to my car?
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: So I came back out.
- 1:23:45Speaker 11: She goes, yeah.
- 1:23:47Speaker 10: I was like, and I started.
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: I called her broke.
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: I was like, move your cart.
- 1:23:51Speaker 20: It broke us here, Like what are you doing? And
- 1:23:53Speaker 20: she's like, no, I'm not going to move my car.
- 1:23:55Speaker 20: She started backing up, so I backed up as well
- 1:23:57Speaker 20: because I'm gonna go you.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: Know, So Mistake number one, don't call people broke.
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: Okay, well, if you're gonna beg I can't.
- 1:24:05Speaker 7: No one should be doing this. But in any kind
- 1:24:07Speaker 7: of interaction, don't start with the insults. You want to
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: have the keep the moral high ground at all costs.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: Don't give them a reason to get crazy, right exactly.
- 1:24:16Speaker 7: Then they'll say, well he called me blah blah blah.
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: So, as as you might imagine, she did not like that,
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: and the interaction continued.
- 1:24:23Speaker 10: Well, at this point, she backs up.
- 1:24:25Speaker 11: I back up in front of her and then she
- 1:24:26Speaker 11: gets out of her car, comes to my driver's side.
- 1:24:29Speaker 11: I think I'm gonna roll my window down, and like
- 1:24:30Speaker 11: yelled her, like hey, move her her just on.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: My way, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:24:34Speaker 11: She starts throwing her finger in my face, is pointing me,
- 1:24:37Speaker 11: is actually touching my nose, so I knew she was
- 1:24:40Speaker 11: about to get hands.
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: She grabbed me by the hair after that and started
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: punching me.
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: So I'm in the car, so I tried to.
- 1:24:44Speaker 11: Drive forward a little bit, but actually I can't see
- 1:24:46Speaker 11: because she's grabbing my hair and punching me.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: Well, then you know, I grabbed her.
- 1:24:50Speaker 20: She had a name tag off, so I reached out
- 1:24:52Speaker 20: and I grabbed her name tag off for her because
- 1:24:53Speaker 20: I want her names.
- 1:24:54Speaker 10: You know, I've seen her nametag on her.
- 1:24:56Speaker 20: And then I got out and I punched her window,
- 1:24:58Speaker 20: which wasn't very smart enough.
- 1:25:01Speaker 5: She also swear a lot to me.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: I don't hate this kid, though, right, I think he's
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: telling the truth.
- 1:25:05Speaker 7: First of all, Yes, now he is. He is the
- 1:25:08Speaker 7: quote good guy in this situation, but he is making mistakes.
- 1:25:11Speaker 7: As I've said, Yeah, he he pulled, is you kind
- 1:25:14Speaker 7: of hear? So she he pulls up it kind of
- 1:25:15Speaker 7: in front of her, so she can't pull out straight
- 1:25:18Speaker 7: that you shouldn't be doing that. You can't block people in. Again,
- 1:25:21Speaker 7: we talked about before.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: That kidnapping or potentially could be.
- 1:25:25Speaker 7: Imprisonment even though it was only for a moment, and
- 1:25:27Speaker 7: you're not gonna get charged if it's just for a moment.
- 1:25:30Speaker 7: But then you don't get out of your car, and
- 1:25:32Speaker 7: you don't get close enough where they can touch you
- 1:25:34Speaker 7: with their finger and then grab your hair. So yeah,
- 1:25:37Speaker 7: that's not good to be fair and thee I mean,
- 1:25:40Speaker 7: that's not it. That's not a bad movie at that
- 1:25:41Speaker 7: point because you're defending yourself. But yeah, he's putting himself
- 1:25:44Speaker 7: in in a Again, he's not wrong, per se, but
- 1:25:47Speaker 7: he's putting himself in a place where he goes hit. Now,
- 1:25:49Speaker 7: please walk up to the woman and let's see if
- 1:25:52Speaker 7: she says, no, I didn't hit him, know how it
- 1:25:54Speaker 7: was scared for my life. Let's say, because she's got
- 1:25:55Speaker 7: she's carrying like a toddler in her arms, she's talking
- 1:25:58Speaker 7: to the kids.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: Let's see what her side of the story.
- 1:26:00Speaker 10: I have a four year older car.
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: You know, she's blocking up my here, so I get
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: on my car and I.
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: Go to yellow.
- 1:26:05Speaker 6: He laughing doing all this, so I'm doing all.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: His back so then he can keep doing too much.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: So yes, I did get hitting him because you're doing
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: too much. My son in his car.
- 1:26:13Speaker 20: So yes, I did get the end of because you
- 1:26:14Speaker 20: don't cut to nobody's car.
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: You don't even know what I got going on that
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: car was not.
- 1:26:18Speaker 10: Yeah, I hit him.
- 1:26:19Speaker 8: My favorite show.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna stop.
- 1:26:21Speaker 10: Can you hand the kid off to the she with you?
- 1:26:23Speaker 20: Yeah, so right now you're gonna be placed on the
- 1:26:25Speaker 20: rest ragavate battery.
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: I love her defense, yes, but you're on her. He
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: was doing too much, that is it.
- 1:26:31Speaker 7: That's a phrase that has come about since since we
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: started this show that I hear a lot. I've been
- 1:26:35Speaker 7: I've been told that when I've been out carting.
- 1:26:37Speaker 3: Doing so much.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: Mister officer, he was being extra.
- 1:26:40Speaker 7: There you go exactly. So, yeah, she very stupid on
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: her part. But again she's in the wrong. She's admitting
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: to battery. But again her defense, I had a kid
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: in the car. Okay, that's another thing I would never
- 1:26:49Speaker 7: do so by all means, by all means, uh Now, okay,
- 1:26:54Speaker 7: so she's getting coughed.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: Now he remember earlier, he admitted that he did strike
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: her rearview mirror. Another problem.
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: He's you know, I shouldn't have done that.
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: As Greg said, can we not?
- 1:27:04Speaker 7: Can we spend two minutes in our lives not cussing,
- 1:27:07Speaker 7: especially when you're telling the police.
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: The police, Oh, you don't need that accentuator.
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: We have downgraded as a society so much, and the
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: cussing is part of it. I'm so coasting is cool? No,
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: it's not anyway.
- 1:27:18Speaker 7: So now she thinks she's gonna well, she's she's you know,
- 1:27:21Speaker 7: she's getting arrested, but she's gonna get him back for
- 1:27:23Speaker 7: the rear view mirror thing.
- 1:27:25Speaker 8: First charges on lost the cameras and all that.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: He can't block in me.
- 1:27:31Speaker 17: You can nodings on video.
- 1:27:36Speaker 10: It doesn't matter.
- 1:27:37Speaker 13: You know, he white.
- 1:27:38Speaker 7: You know they're gonna wait, what so the the first
- 1:27:43Speaker 7: gentleman was a Caucasian person. And it's funny, it's funny,
- 1:27:50Speaker 7: as you've been putting. I've never heard that work.
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: I guess in my life where you're like, well, they go, well,
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: I guess you're right.
- 1:27:56Speaker 7: Yeah, as you recall earlier in the week, as Rob
- 1:27:58Speaker 7: was called white, Yeah, I guess your I guess you're
- 1:28:02Speaker 7: and yeah, okay, so if that, don't do that, don't
- 1:28:06Speaker 7: don't block people in if you want.
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: To, don't take cart law into your own hands.
- 1:28:10Speaker 7: Leave it to the p I always say, because people message,
- 1:28:12Speaker 7: oh I gave I cussed somebody out, don't do that.
- 1:28:16Speaker 10: I would.
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: The most I could offer advice is a stern and
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: like give me a head nod and a bad look.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: Like a h thumbs down.
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: At much so cart and arts what else you got?
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: And a lot I get.
- 1:28:29Speaker 7: I've gotten this next submission four thousand times. This is
- 1:28:35Speaker 7: the big buff Russian gangster. Acknowledge this guy well, and
- 1:28:41Speaker 7: I'm only doing it because it has been brought to
- 1:28:43Speaker 7: my attend and people have asked me to acknowledge that
- 1:28:45Speaker 7: I've been.
- 1:28:47Speaker 10: So what this guy does.
- 1:28:48Speaker 7: I don't believe he's actually Russian gangster. But his bit
- 1:28:50Speaker 7: is he's he's very swollen and he carries a suitcase
- 1:28:54Speaker 7: for some reason like he's a gangster, I guess, And
- 1:28:57Speaker 7: he does things. He works with that vitalite guy who's
- 1:29:00Speaker 7: there's a reason that guy sucks, and I've turned him
- 1:29:02Speaker 7: down for collaborations before he does car narks though, because
- 1:29:07Speaker 7: he knows it's interesting, but the way he goes about
- 1:29:09Speaker 7: it is just so unartful. Yeah, I agreed. Yeah, he's
- 1:29:14Speaker 7: just he just yells at them. Well, and he's gotten
- 1:29:16Speaker 7: better over the years. But so like in this most
- 1:29:18Speaker 7: recent one, he takes a car and he does the
- 1:29:19Speaker 7: Pittman of her. He doesn't even like point to the car,
- 1:29:22Speaker 7: doesn't ask for any kind of dialogue. He just pulls
- 1:29:24Speaker 7: the cart in front of their car.
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: Clearly he doesn't have a legal team and kind.
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: Of like lumbers up right. Yeah, so this is him
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: in his latest video, run the car turnists right here,
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: put it.
- 1:29:34Speaker 10: Back with me.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Want so you definitely got to take it from in
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: front of our car.
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: Yeah, but leaving get right there, he could have hit
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: another car, it could have rolled.
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: He had a grandma.
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: I feel you, bro, But in the next time, you
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: want to prove the point, this ain't the way to
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: do it.
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: So what's the way to do it?
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: Just tell me, don't put it in front of me.
- 1:29:47Speaker 10: Well, I'm telling you right now.
- 1:29:48Speaker 12: Yeah, but this is this caused altercation?
- 1:29:50Speaker 23: Is that that?
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: I mean, that's fine, that's fine.
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: Take the car and get it from in front of
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: our car, bro, because we're gonna have a problem.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: I can move it, and you can move from in
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: front of me, but I don't think you want me
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: too close to you right now?
- 1:30:00Speaker 15: M back.
- 1:30:00Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're doing much.
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: There's the you're doing too much? Wow. Right, he's just
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: he's not highly entertained. Yeah exactly.
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: But again the guy not wrong. The kid like, look,
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: you could have been cool about it, but.
- 1:30:16Speaker 7: He's missing step one, which is the Cartnarks always was like, hey,
- 1:30:19Speaker 7: excuse me.
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: He doesn't have a good mouth siren character.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: So that's this is why I missed the mark.
- 1:30:25Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:30:25Speaker 7: Yeah, so guys, please don't try to copy the carton
- 1:30:28Speaker 7: Arks were highly trained professional, right and if you just
- 1:30:31Speaker 7: make yourself look bad when you do it.
- 1:30:32Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 1:30:33Speaker 7: Now, this brings up a lot of stuff we've heard.
- 1:30:35Speaker 7: There are legal reasons. And there's a guy who I.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: Do like a lot.
- 1:30:38Speaker 7: He's called the Legal Beef. He's this guy, he's a
- 1:30:41Speaker 7: lawyer and he breaks down internet claims the legality. Now
- 1:30:44Speaker 7: he's done several videos about the card Arks. Oh wow,
- 1:30:47Speaker 7: So because people yell things legal things at me all
- 1:30:49Speaker 7: the time.
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: In my videos.
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: Here he is breaking down the claim that I've received
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: of assault.
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: Legally, it's putting a magnet on someone's car assault.
- 1:30:59Speaker 7: It's a magnet's I don't think you know what that
- 1:31:03Speaker 7: word means.
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Number one man, Oh, I'm also a lawyer.
- 1:31:07Speaker 10: Here's the legal beat.
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: Awesome, that's not assault.
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: Assault means intentionally putting a person in reasonable fear of
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: imminent harmful or offensive contact agents Abashian from cartnarks. Throwing
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: a magnet on their car because they didn't return their
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: shopping cart doesn't fit those elements. And putting a magnet
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: like that on a car isn't vandalism either, unless it
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: actually damages the vehicle. Bottom line, that's not assault. Sometimes
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: lawyers do get the law wrong, except for me, of course,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: was a lawyer.
- 1:31:38Speaker 7: He's just a matter of fact. He's actually done several
- 1:31:43Speaker 7: of my videos here. He's talking about lawsuits.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: Can he really sue cart arcs?
- 1:31:47Speaker 21: Sue?
- 1:31:48Speaker 5: What four?
- 1:31:50Speaker 7: So is that a charge you can make in the
- 1:31:52Speaker 7: courts of law.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: You can't successfully sue someone just for being an act.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: But what about cart arks putting a magnet on that
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: man's car because he didn't return his shopping cart.
- 1:32:01Speaker 12: I'm a lawyer.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: Here's the legal beef. If the magnet doesn't damage the car,
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: there's no lawsuit here if it scratches the pain or
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: otherwise damages the car, he can sue or recover the
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: cost of the repair bottom line damages required.
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that going to be like a little
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: quick buff Yeah fifteen. Well, and besides that compound, I
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: get that lot on the videos.
- 1:32:22Speaker 7: Is that that's that's the one angle, so they run
- 1:32:24Speaker 7: out an angles like well he scratches. No, no, if
- 1:32:26Speaker 7: they have a ton of grit under there and has
- 1:32:27Speaker 7: to sit there for a very long time. With modern
- 1:32:29Speaker 7: clear codes, there a moment, do you know.
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: Finally, Well, that's why people who.
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: Have businesses, who use their car for business purposes sometimes
- 1:32:36Speaker 2: have like their logo just on the magnet that goes
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: on the side of the car. If you do or
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: you deliver pizzas, it has that magnetic thing that goes
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: on to the roof if it says dominoes or whatever.
- 1:32:46Speaker 7: And if it's there for years, perhaps yes, But the
- 1:32:49Speaker 7: for for the ten minutes takes you to drive home,
- 1:32:51Speaker 7: not even close. So I think it's a good a
- 1:32:53Speaker 7: good lesson there about don't do this, you just try
- 1:32:56Speaker 7: lazy bones exactly. Uh, So you know, I'm I appreciate
- 1:32:59Speaker 7: his support. I appreciate all the support we get. Jeff
- 1:33:02Speaker 7: g you talked about it like employees walking out to us.
- 1:33:05Speaker 7: That's fantastic. But what really keeps the cart narks going,
- 1:33:08Speaker 7: you know, after death threats, lawsuit threats, is the support
- 1:33:13Speaker 7: of celebrities.
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: That's what I really do, all this for the important people. Yeah,
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: from Ben around since day one?
- 1:33:22Speaker 7: Right again, Kevin Smith about half the super tvers So
- 1:33:25Speaker 7: thankfully speaking of and Andre Day, great great singer, she
- 1:33:30Speaker 7: graciously allowed a remix of one of her songs featuring
- 1:33:33Speaker 7: celebrity endorsements.
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: Elaraza Biller. I love that guy that does the grocery
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: cart police thing.
- 1:33:43Speaker 7: Every time he busts somebody, they get mad because somebody
- 1:33:46Speaker 7: who doesn't return the cart is just inherently an entitled.
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: Argumentative douchebag. It's one of my one of the great
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: accounts out there.
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: The host of Hot Ones Sean evan.
- 1:34:00Speaker 15: YouTube channel that I can't stop binging. It's called cart narks,
- 1:34:03Speaker 15: and they shame people who don't return their shopping cards
- 1:34:06Speaker 15: like boop, that's not where the carts go. It's just
- 1:34:09Speaker 15: an amazing just like study of how we interact.
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: With each other. Genius idea. I can't stop watching that channel.
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: Cars is a great channel.
- 1:34:21Speaker 11: Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliff.
- 1:34:23Speaker 8: You ever see cart narks where the people don't put
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: their card back at the store.
- 1:34:28Speaker 10: Have you ever seen that?
- 1:34:29Speaker 18: No?
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: But it makes sense.
- 1:34:31Speaker 12: It's unbelievable.
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: That's why I do it. I do it for you celebrities.
- 1:34:40Speaker 10: Shoutouts.
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: Just keep the shoutouts coming. Please play that at my funeral.
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: Remember, Jerry O'Connell was like watching cart narks with Rebecca Romain.
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: They're like watching before when they're scrolling before they go
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: to bed, like every married couple does.
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: They're watching. He would leave his like drunk dial voicemail.
- 1:35:00Speaker 17: Barry O'Connell, I was on your show in the summer.
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: You should call me.
- 1:35:06Speaker 17: I'll miss you.
- 1:35:08Speaker 8: If you don't call me back, I'm gonna I'm gonna
- 1:35:11Speaker 8: go to.
- 1:35:12Speaker 10: The El Camino Mo and I'm just gonna leave the
- 1:35:14Speaker 10: carts out.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: I love you.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: So funny man, which Jerry is still interested in going
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: out and doing some card narking with you, as is
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: Kevin Smith. And I think maybe a couple of the.
- 1:35:26Speaker 3: Super Troopers guys, they've seen it in action. They realized it.
- 1:35:28Speaker 2: It's relatively harmless all the collapse coming up. Well, there
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: you go, another exciting week.
- 1:35:33Speaker 18: Give we are, what you're gonna do, What you're gonna
- 1:35:38Speaker 18: do when they you cards Cardarks, What you're gonna do,
- 1:35:43Speaker 18: What you're gonna.
- 1:35:43Speaker 9: Do when you.
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: A quick break? We got some more Woodies show coming.
- 1:35:49Speaker 11: Up for you.
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: Next t Woody Show. All right, some uh tech coming
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: in over to two two nine eight seven. Thank you
- 1:35:59Speaker 2: for saying use this one. We just got it says
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: my husband hates the Woody Show, but he loves cart Narks,
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: and he wasn't sure how to feel when I told
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: him at Sea Bass was part of the Woody Show.
- 1:36:12Speaker 3: Everything.
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.
- 1:36:14Speaker 7: I just love to hate that the other way around,
- 1:36:17Speaker 7: Like they like the show, but they hate cart Narks
- 1:36:19Speaker 7: and they don't like they told what to do or what.
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: Well, well you have those people too, because you have
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: those There were some I saw in the in the
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: comments of the video that we posted with the super
- 1:36:28Speaker 2: Troopers guys, and there was a person making the whole
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: argument about like, well I got news for you, pal,
- 1:36:34Speaker 2: basically saying if I if I have my kid with me,
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: there's no way. And people came to the cart Narks
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: defense saying, well, we have already discussed this at length. Yea,
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: there is a way to return your card and not
- 1:36:48Speaker 2: leave your kid alone all at the same time.
- 1:36:50Speaker 7: And I think that's that's my now that I'm here, Like,
- 1:36:52Speaker 7: that's we talked about cartnarks, like the basic point put
- 1:36:55Speaker 7: in your car back, but now getting like second and
- 1:36:56Speaker 7: third level stuff about logic and reasoning and ever ever
- 1:37:00Speaker 7: arming people with these ways to shut these idiots.
- 1:37:03Speaker 3: Down, which I think is a good thing in logic.
- 1:37:06Speaker 2: Yes, not everybody hates us. Here's a nice one, babe,
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: this one seven one nine says I go back as
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: far as the iHeartRadio Apple let me with the podcast.
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: I just let the show play in the background while
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: I work. While I'm at work. I'm currently up to
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: September of twenty twenty two. Nice, that's cool, and says
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: what do you guys have done an incredible job at
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: curating the show's personalities. The cast you have now with
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: the addition of Jeff g is so good. The evolution
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: of the show has been a pleasure to witness. A
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: good job. Me love, thank you. That's super nice curating curating. Yeah,
- 1:37:38Speaker 2: there's a word that's used a lot of cure curator
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: accurating tanning has been making a comeback.
- 1:37:45Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, So when did it go away? Well, when
- 1:37:49Speaker 8: skin cancer?
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was talking to Jeff about this
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: because I saw this, and I said, dude, do you
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: remember like the late nineties early two thousands, where like said,
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: tanning places were everywhere. Commercials are the place people had
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: like those memberships. My ex wife would like pop into
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: those places on her lunch or after work, and people
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: would go before their wedding. Get people were tanning like crazy.
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: But I guess the younger chicks are digging it again.
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: You know who doesn't dig it dermatologists. That's right.
- 1:38:18Speaker 5: When you have your initial consultation with a dermatologist, they
- 1:38:21Speaker 5: ask if you've ever done a tanning bed even once
- 1:38:25Speaker 5: in your lifetime?
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: Once?
- 1:38:28Speaker 5: Yes, And I said, yeah, I did it once. I
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: think it was before I went to Cancun or something
- 1:38:33Speaker 5: like that. I had to get a base tan you
- 1:38:34Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, yea, and it was one time
- 1:38:37Speaker 5: in my life and she went, oh really.
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: Dermatologists say the idea of getting a base tand to
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: prevent sunburn is a myth and does not offer any
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: kind of protection. They say There is no such thing
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: as a quote safe tan. A tan is actually your
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: skin's way of reaching ob eaching, reacting to UV damage,
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: which means that your body is trying to protect itself
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: after its cells have been injured. And all of this
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: increases your risk of skin cancer and speeds up wrinkles,
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: dark spots, and other signs of aging.
- 1:39:08Speaker 7: Damn, not my reality, are they hit?
- 1:39:14Speaker 8: I walk every day?
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: But before before we move on to your thing here, menace,
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: let's acknowledge because this is what you said. That is
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: your kind of mindset. You just go, that's not my reality.
- 1:39:24Speaker 8: I am denying that.
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: It doesn't mean it or not. You've just decided that's
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: not reality.
- 1:39:28Speaker 8: It's not my reality.
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: No, it's like Greg's whole thing of like what is
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: a calorie? Is a calorie reel? Yeah, you can do
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: it with Like Greg's decided that calories aren't made them up.
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: We made them up. We did.
- 1:39:37Speaker 17: So.
- 1:39:38Speaker 8: Yeah, good one, skin cancer, You're not going to get
- 1:39:40Speaker 8: me if.
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: You just hey, go to a dermatologist once a year.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: They'll see if you have skin cancer, they'll nip it
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: in the bud. If you want to avoid, if you
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: want to avoid all that, use a sunscreen with at
- 1:39:51Speaker 2: least an SPF thirty. You got to reapply every two hours,
- 1:39:54Speaker 2: wear hats or protective clothing when you're outdoors. I want
- 1:39:57Speaker 2: to be right now, if you're looking for a bronz
- 1:40:00Speaker 2: the look the dermatologist say, those self tanning lotions or
- 1:40:03Speaker 2: spray tans are a safe option because they're not exposing
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: your skin to the harmful UV rays. Although I guess
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: some people do confuse them, thinking there's some kind of
- 1:40:14Speaker 2: like sun block quality to them.
- 1:40:18Speaker 3: Some of the bronzers do have sunscreen, don't they.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: But they're they're saying, uh that they're warning everybody that
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: you still need to use the sun block in addition to.
- 1:40:25Speaker 5: Did you ever try the one that you got.
- 1:40:27Speaker 10: The bro Glow.
- 1:40:28Speaker 2: No, it's still sitting in my house. It's gonna I
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: bought it before our Mexico trip last year, and you're
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: about to go on another one. Yeah, totally old. Well
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: use it. I want to know if they're gonna start
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: bringing up the peptides now that you l tan likes.
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: That's the stuff I'm convinced gives you can't these pep tides. Oh,
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: you take a pile for this, You take a pill
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: for that. You take an injection for this because you
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: want your you want your skin to have more of
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: an olive tone to it. Here, take this peptide feels
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: very Yeah, that seems so. That just seems like instant cancer.
- 1:41:05Speaker 8: I want peptide so bad.
- 1:41:07Speaker 7: Oh my god, there's got to be a documentary because
- 1:41:09Speaker 7: these things came out of nowhere, and it's always the
- 1:41:14Speaker 7: most sketchy people trying to sell you on them.
- 1:41:17Speaker 3: I can't talk.
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: By the way, that's what you know. It's it's the
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: new gas station pills.
- 1:41:22Speaker 8: But all the girls injecting themselves look good. I mean,
- 1:41:26Speaker 8: you can't deny that, did they But do they look
- 1:41:27Speaker 8: bad beforehand? No, at that point they're looking gooder now though.
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: Something commercial and look how easy it works. That's not
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: the reality of how it works.
- 1:41:36Speaker 3: Well it could be, yeah, but there is.
- 1:41:39Speaker 7: This is right, There is a peptide that claims to
- 1:41:42Speaker 7: get your body to start producing melanin.
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: Yes, I could be arrested. I guess it.
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: How much you take, I'm gonna have my son start taking.
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: Get all the scholarships.
- 1:41:53Speaker 7: They are not approved by health dot groups and doctors
- 1:41:55Speaker 7: weren't guess him because they aren't safe.
- 1:41:56Speaker 2: Well, you gotta wait, tell the FDA one. But how
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: do you look?
- 1:42:00Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, she's hot in this picture, but was she
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: hot two weeks ago?
- 1:42:03Speaker 8: She takes tanning peptides.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: She looks dan a little bit on the orange side.
- 1:42:08Speaker 3: Yeah, her eyes are kind of washed out. Yeah, because
- 1:42:10Speaker 3: she was.
- 1:42:11Speaker 7: But this is like WHATNYH Sidney Crawford hot at sixty five? Yeah,
- 1:42:13Speaker 7: she's always been hot, right.
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, although she's aged well.
- 1:42:17Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it didn't get fat, which was great.
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: Has a strict reasurement.
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: Huh eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can send
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: it's your text over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: We got some more Woody showed next hand.
- 1:42:29Speaker 3: These prices are insane.
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: The ship, the Woody ship. All right. So here it's
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: a question, what's something that you're good at, like any
- 1:42:45Speaker 2: kind of like hidden or unspoken talent like I always said,
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: Like for me, it's I'm a great parallel parker. Yeah
- 1:42:55Speaker 2: you are good, dude. I'm telling you, within six inches
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: of the curb, perfectly straighted, like just one shot knock
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: it out. And that's not with like the auto park stuff.
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: That's just for whatever reason I do it. I've all
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: it's been a natural ability. Really good at it. I don't.
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: I don't know what it is for anybody else.
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at shuffling cards. I like to just
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: sit there while cards.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: I love doing like the bridge or the whole thing.
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course it's cool.
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: I saw this cool gadget. That's it's a card shuffler
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: like you would see like a Vegas awesome. It deals
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: out the cards you set up, like how many positions
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: that you.
- 1:43:33Speaker 5: Have in a circle. It spits them out.
- 1:43:36Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah, I thought that was Yeah, it's spitting out.
- 1:43:41Speaker 5: I don't even play cards, and I want that thing.
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: Man, it's told I was back in high school. He
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: was headstand guy or yeah, stand guy? What was it?
- 1:43:46Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: Yeah, stand I could do headstands like crazy, not so
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: much now, no, no, no, wait, not so much.
- 1:43:52Speaker 15: Now.
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: What would you say, like you're you're hidden or unspoken?
- 1:43:55Speaker 5: Talent?
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: Is now a man?
- 1:43:57Speaker 10: Maybe?
- 1:43:59Speaker 13: No?
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: My dyslexia and you know a d D just noticing
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: like patterns. Yeah, for certain things I don't I can't
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: even explain different. Yeah, and wouldn't that wouldn't that play
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: well for like an i.
- 1:44:12Speaker 3: Q test sea bast don't pattern based a lot of
- 1:44:16Speaker 3: that stuff.
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand, I don't that's that's that could be true.
- 1:44:20Speaker 7: Yeah, if if it were real, Yeah, true, if what
- 1:44:23Speaker 7: we're real, like if if what he's saying it like
- 1:44:26Speaker 7: app is applicable to problem solving, like for instance, there's
- 1:44:29Speaker 7: all kinds of maladaptive patterns finding, which is what a
- 1:44:31Speaker 7: lot of conspiracy theories are. It is like they think
- 1:44:34Speaker 7: they see a pattern in X, Y Z, but that's
- 1:44:36Speaker 7: just based on like the malid the maladaptation of that trait,
- 1:44:41Speaker 7: got it?
- 1:44:42Speaker 13: What?
- 1:44:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: So for instance, you know what he's saying, He's like
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: basically like there's a bunch of coincidences they'll string together
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: to say, Okay, well this is why this is the
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: way it really happens conspiracy.
- 1:44:57Speaker 7: And the reason that humans do that is that's evolutiontionarily
- 1:45:00Speaker 7: advantagious to us to see things like oh wait, I
- 1:45:03Speaker 7: can pick out there's a jaguire danger in that bush
- 1:45:07Speaker 7: over there, and you can see that better than you
- 1:45:08Speaker 7: have a better chance of surviving.
- 1:45:10Speaker 3: But it can be misused if.
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: You know, for.
- 1:45:20Speaker 19: Anything, I need to thinking about that, man, Like I
- 1:45:22Speaker 19: don't even know, Like I know, I can't think of anything.
- 1:45:25Speaker 5: I'm not good at most everything.
- 1:45:28Speaker 2: This person says, I have an ungodly accurate internal clock.
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: If I need to wake up for something at six fourteen,
- 1:45:34Speaker 2: I will open my eyes thirteen.
- 1:45:36Speaker 10: I don't believe.
- 1:45:37Speaker 2: I look at the clock and I watch.
- 1:45:39Speaker 3: The numbers change.
- 1:45:40Speaker 2: It never fails.
- 1:45:41Speaker 3: There are people like that.
- 1:45:42Speaker 2: I know people like that. Maybe not to the minute,
- 1:45:44Speaker 2: but they know they got to be up at two o'clock.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: They might be up at one fifty.
- 1:45:48Speaker 10: You can't do that.
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: I will wake up even on a weekend, when my
- 1:45:52Speaker 2: alarm clock is supposed to go off. Yeah, and I
- 1:45:56Speaker 2: wake up around that same time. Okay, but I go
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: right back to sleep. But I'm not telling myself like,
- 1:46:01Speaker 2: all right, I am setting my brain. Yeah, I'm setting
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: my mental alarm clock and I will get it. Who
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: would trust that that's just your body used to waking
- 1:46:07Speaker 2: up at that correct You're you're you're in a rhythm
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: or a pattern. Although noticing nine eleven is a thing,
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: that is and it's so weird. Even my rr ring
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: the other day because I looked at my uh my
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: sleep information for that day and I pulled up the
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: you know where it shows like how much time asleep
- 1:46:27Speaker 2: and so it shows where when you fell asleep, when
- 1:46:29Speaker 2: you woke up, how much light sleep, deep sleep, whatever
- 1:46:32Speaker 2: you got. It shows I fell asleep at nine to
- 1:46:35Speaker 2: eleven pm. Like, come on, it's one thing to notice
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: nine eleven am, nine eleven pm, But like, come on, dude,
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: what's the chances that that's when the or ring sensed
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: that I fell asleep at that exact minute. That's just weird.
- 1:46:49Speaker 5: It's the orr ring tells you what time you fell Yeah,
- 1:46:52Speaker 5: and it's yes, you think it's accurate.
- 1:46:54Speaker 2: It's pretty good. Yeah, because it also, uh, log I
- 1:47:00Speaker 2: when I woke up, and it was the first thing
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: you do when you wake up, you look at the clock.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: So then I go back later and I look at that,
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: I go that was that was the time I got up.
- 1:47:08Speaker 3: And that's when your heart rate changes, your breathing changes.
- 1:47:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:47:11Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes you said it's basically ruining your life, Jeans, Well, it's.
- 1:47:15Speaker 3: Not ruing my life. It's just that it's it's reinforcing
- 1:47:18Speaker 3: that I have ish sleep and I need to do something.
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: Yeah, she needs to work on it. Yesterday, my sleep
- 1:47:24Speaker 2: scores a ninety one.
- 1:47:25Speaker 3: Never I've never been out of the seventies. But there
- 1:47:28Speaker 3: are times where I like, I slept great, and it's like, oh,
- 1:47:31Speaker 3: work on your sleep. I'm like, I thought that was
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: a good one.
- 1:47:34Speaker 2: I'm a forty eight year old man who can sew anything,
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: and I'm not a tailor.
- 1:47:39Speaker 3: Oh that is very cool.
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: That's handy.
- 1:47:42Speaker 3: That's impressive.
- 1:47:42Speaker 5: I told you I can't even sew a button on.
- 1:47:45Speaker 5: I don't get sewing. I can't understand any of it.
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: Is when when a string comes out of sweatpants or hoodies,
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: I can very quickly put it back with just my hands.
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty good because you have to like feed
- 1:47:56Speaker 2: it through.
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: It's tough.
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: You can also do like what they use for with
- 1:47:59Speaker 2: their wiring a house, like a fishing line. They call
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: it a fishing line. It's not a fish for fishing,
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: but just something that is pliable. It's like almost like
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: a little like a plastic dow rod kind of thing,
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: and you can push that through the hoodie attached the
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: string to the side and just pull it and then
- 1:48:18Speaker 2: pull it back through like you're wiring a TV on
- 1:48:19Speaker 2: the walls.
- 1:48:20Speaker 3: I have a safety pan, but you and I have
- 1:48:22Speaker 3: a shared skill untangling chain necklaces. Oh yes, I like
- 1:48:27Speaker 3: to do that too, with a pin like real thin chains.
- 1:48:30Speaker 8: You'd like to do that?
- 1:48:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I find it to be like I like it,
- 1:48:34Speaker 3: like it relaxing.
- 1:48:35Speaker 5: When I get a new hoodie, I pull the string out.
- 1:48:37Speaker 3: Just to get out ahead of that.
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: What's something that you're good at? But maybe hidden or
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: unspoken talent? I can unpick a pair of handcuffs in
- 1:48:45Speaker 2: less than four seconds with a needle that I hide
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: under my lips.
- 1:48:50Speaker 3: Are you a magician?
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: That's pretty good?
- 1:48:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:48:54Speaker 2: I can untie really tight knots. When I was a kid,
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: I used to tie tight knots on purpose, just so
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: I can untie them for practice. I can hear electricity.
- 1:49:03Speaker 2: I could tell if his circuit is open or closed,
- 1:49:05Speaker 2: whether it's a C or DC lower high voltage, and
- 1:49:08Speaker 2: know how much current is going through it just by
- 1:49:10Speaker 2: listening to it.
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: Okay, testing, is that real?
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: I don't know?
- 1:49:14Speaker 10: Possible?
- 1:49:15Speaker 2: I mean maybe maybe like a high intensity low or
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: high power lines.
- 1:49:19Speaker 8: Because you've been in a building right where y'all have
- 1:49:21Speaker 8: heard that the fluorescent.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: Lights, for sure. But I feel like sometimes I hear
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: like really high pitched noise that people can't hear.
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: Well.
- 1:49:30Speaker 3: I did too, and I was told that's the air
- 1:49:31Speaker 3: pressure changing.
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: It's either that or you're getting Tinatus or whatever that
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: Greg's got. Your headphones are right at about one hundred
- 1:49:39Speaker 2: and seventy five docibel. Yes, that's the beginning of the
- 1:49:41Speaker 2: ringing in your ears.
- 1:49:42Speaker 3: That's not a good sign.
- 1:49:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: On the car shuffler, some said, I'm telling you what.
- 1:49:47Speaker 2: That shuffler has been on my wish list for a
- 1:49:49Speaker 2: few years now. It is a little bit pricey. I
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: don't know how much those are. I need it for UNA.
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: I want to give into Uno.
- 1:49:57Speaker 8: It's fun, you mean, get into it. It's been around.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: Got how to play it? I watched them YouTube videos
- 1:50:02Speaker 2: and I don't feel like I fully understand how to
- 1:50:04Speaker 2: play again.
- 1:50:05Speaker 8: Numbers the colors.
- 1:50:08Speaker 3: Put down a yellow too. You can put down a
- 1:50:10Speaker 3: Yellow War two.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: It's cards for kids, like reverse and stuff. I don't know.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: It says reverse, Yeah, but what does that mean?
- 1:50:17Speaker 3: You're the other way?
- 1:50:20Speaker 2: If you're going around the room clockwise, now you go
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: back the other way. Because the whole idea is to
- 1:50:23Speaker 2: get rid of all. You have one card, you know,
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: and then you gotta get rid of that card. Yeah,
- 1:50:29Speaker 2: what about this, Greg, I have a very good eye
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: for color. I could tell the difference between two shades
- 1:50:36Speaker 2: that most people wouldn't even notice or couldn't distinguish.
- 1:50:38Speaker 3: I have that, I do not. I love those quizzes.
- 1:50:42Speaker 2: Obviously that came part of like the hardwired pre programming,
- 1:50:48Speaker 2: like that's that's not whatever, that's future. But Greg, you
- 1:50:51Speaker 2: had that thing with your car, and you notice the
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: yeah I did.
- 1:50:55Speaker 5: That one was pretty obvious.
- 1:50:56Speaker 3: But but it was like two greens next to each
- 1:50:58Speaker 3: other that are almost identical. You'd you wouldn't be able
- 1:51:00Speaker 3: to tell which one was lighter which was darker.
- 1:51:02Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I think most people could, right, Well, it.
- 1:51:04Speaker 3: Gets really specific. I love doing those. I think I'm
- 1:51:07Speaker 3: pretty good at it.
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: This one said, I dropped out of high school for
- 1:51:10Speaker 2: a bit and played guitar Hero NonStop to get me busy.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: I got good enough to where I want some money
- 1:51:14Speaker 2: at tournaments. I'm a thirty six year old woman who
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: works for the government. Now, I doubt my prowess will
- 1:51:20Speaker 2: be appreciated.
- 1:51:21Speaker 3: I didn't know they had contests.
- 1:51:22Speaker 2: They had contests for all this stuff, like how they
- 1:51:24Speaker 2: have for Madden, like Madden tournaments and things.
- 1:51:29Speaker 5: One time in high school when we were studying for
- 1:51:31Speaker 5: finals and I was trying to do anything to keep
- 1:51:33Speaker 5: my mind off of studying, and I taught myself how
- 1:51:36Speaker 5: to juggle.
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: I was pretty I was a jugler that it's kind
- 1:51:39Speaker 2: of hard.
- 1:51:40Speaker 3: It's very hard.
- 1:51:41Speaker 2: See as what would you say that you're hidden or
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: unspoken talent if we're talking about stuff like this party
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: trick stuff.
- 1:51:47Speaker 7: I did learn to throw cards in high school. I
- 1:51:50Speaker 7: was like, you could get it into like the side
- 1:51:51Speaker 7: of a Watermelon's fun.
- 1:51:55Speaker 2: It's fun, but like it's highly unuseful thought and like
- 1:51:59Speaker 2: snap bottle caps. Yeah, those crown caps, you know what
- 1:52:02Speaker 2: I mean. Just yeah, we were able to zoom them
- 1:52:04Speaker 2: across the room with beer bottles.
- 1:52:06Speaker 3: I did it.
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: I wasn't say I'm great at it. We got we
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: got decent at it. Like I felt like cool people
- 1:52:10Speaker 2: could do.
- 1:52:10Speaker 5: That, same people that could do whistle with their fingers.
- 1:52:14Speaker 2: As we talked about it, can you I can't whistle? Yeah,
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: we brought that up and somebody had hit us up about.
- 1:52:21Speaker 5: That, and they had a very confluted explanation on how
- 1:52:24Speaker 5: to make it happen. I didn't just to whistle.
- 1:52:27Speaker 2: This is the text that came in said to whistle
- 1:52:30Speaker 2: with your fingers, make a circle with your finger and
- 1:52:32Speaker 2: your thumb, the tips of your finger and your thumb.
- 1:52:36Speaker 2: Put that under your tongue. Push the tip of your
- 1:52:38Speaker 2: tongue to the top of your mouth. Slight, close your
- 1:52:42Speaker 2: lips around your fingers, and blow hard and down.
- 1:52:48Speaker 7: Oh I could see maybe where Okay, I know.
- 1:52:56Speaker 2: What I'm going to be practicing for the next He's
- 1:53:02Speaker 2: gonna pass out. I think you had to because we
- 1:53:07Speaker 2: moved your your Yeah, curl my limit, yeah yeah, curl
- 1:53:12Speaker 2: up down. I almost like pull your hands up, like
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: tilt up up other way other way. Yeah, yeah, try
- 1:53:20Speaker 2: that's when it made that sound.
- 1:53:23Speaker 1: You had it. You had it. That was.
- 1:53:27Speaker 15: Man.
- 1:53:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what to do. Man if Greg
- 1:53:38Speaker 2: won the lottery, I mean he told us wait never
- 1:53:43Speaker 2: grad remember Greg, whatever happened to him? Would would you
- 1:53:48Speaker 2: ever take a phone call from us? Of course you wouldn't.
- 1:53:51Speaker 5: Yeah, I just got my word.
- 1:53:53Speaker 17: No.
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: I've always read that as like you would never hear
- 1:53:56Speaker 2: from me again.
- 1:53:57Speaker 5: I mean I say that to be like over exaggerating. Yeah,
- 1:54:00Speaker 5: but no, I would see you guys.
- 1:54:02Speaker 2: But do you know what's weird is that a midnight
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: there was that winner out of Florida, the eight hundred million,
- 1:54:10Speaker 2: and I did think about you Greg. I'm like, what
- 1:54:12Speaker 2: kind of a millionaire would Greg be? Because you don't
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: want to travel, so would you just be like straight
- 1:54:18Speaker 2: up hermit?
- 1:54:18Speaker 5: And pretty much I'd be a hermit in the sickest
- 1:54:22Speaker 5: house you could imagine, Like it would be awesome. But
- 1:54:25Speaker 5: also I've also contended that it would be borderline depressing
- 1:54:29Speaker 5: to win because you wouldn't value anything.
- 1:54:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I've thought the same thing, like what do I
- 1:54:34Speaker 3: work for now?
- 1:54:35Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:54:36Speaker 3: What do I work toward?
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: Well, you can do something that's important to you. Yeah,
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: with no stresses of bills or right whatever, really I
- 1:54:45Speaker 2: really care about.
- 1:54:46Speaker 5: But I remember, like, you know, a thousand years ago,
- 1:54:49Speaker 5: I saved up and bought a car that I had
- 1:54:51Speaker 5: always dreamed about, And at night, if I couldn't sleep,
- 1:54:54Speaker 5: I would sit in my garage and just stare at him.
- 1:54:57Speaker 5: And I was so excited for it. If you had
- 1:54:59Speaker 5: eight one hundred million dollars, you go by and Askton
- 1:55:03Speaker 5: Martin and let's say it gets dinged, rolling off a
- 1:55:07Speaker 5: cliff and get a middle.
- 1:55:08Speaker 3: You wouldn't sit and stare at it, you know, like,
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: what do you value?
- 1:55:12Speaker 5: What would you care about?
- 1:55:14Speaker 2: Here's so much? Here's what I wouldn't do there's a
- 1:55:16Speaker 2: story I was reading about this guy last year Spring
- 1:55:20Speaker 2: of twenty twenty five. This guy in Kentucky, he hit
- 1:55:22Speaker 2: the power ball one hundred and sixty seven million dollars.
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: It's been fifteen months since this guy won, and he's
- 1:55:31Speaker 2: been arrested several times.
- 1:55:33Speaker 3: Yeah, he's an idiot.
- 1:55:34Speaker 2: Why the latest arrest He got into an argument with
- 1:55:37Speaker 2: his chick, lift her up against the wall and then
- 1:55:39Speaker 2: choked her out. She called the cops. He was arrested.
- 1:55:42Speaker 2: Now again, this is his most recent arrest since winning.
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: He's been arrested for battery, fleeing the scene of an accident, assault,
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: and resisting arrest. Have you seen this guy's photo. He
- 1:55:53Speaker 2: looks like a total meathead. Yeah, he's like.
- 1:55:55Speaker 7: Yeah, we played the audio this guy get into a
- 1:55:57Speaker 7: fight in a casino in Florida, I believe.
- 1:55:59Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been arrested in number of times. Like, dude,
- 1:56:01Speaker 2: you want one hundred and sixty seven million dollars, enjoy trash.
- 1:56:05Speaker 3: He's absolute white trash.
- 1:56:06Speaker 2: Yeah, you could afford to go to the fanciest of
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: grocery stores and pay the twenty four dollars for the
- 1:56:11Speaker 2: strawberry or whatever.
- 1:56:12Speaker 5: And you could afford to get some sort of counseling.
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: But to him, fancy is going to Hollywood Casino, Florida Casino.
- 1:56:20Speaker 2: I should say, yeah, that's why you watch that My
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: Lottery dream Home. People don't know what the houses suck.
- 1:56:27Speaker 2: Oh no, they stepped it up lately. I just saw
- 1:56:29Speaker 2: a new episode and the house was like six point
- 1:56:32Speaker 2: five million.
- 1:56:33Speaker 3: I never see that.
- 1:56:34Speaker 2: Well, we're the ones having I know. I had the
- 1:56:36Speaker 2: conversation with somebody, but was it in here we were
- 1:56:38Speaker 2: talking about what do you are?
- 1:56:39Speaker 8: Who?
- 1:56:40Speaker 1: Who?
- 1:56:41Speaker 10: Uh?
- 1:56:41Speaker 2: Who are the people who are less annoying? Old money
- 1:56:43Speaker 2: or new money? I don't recall that now. Okay, I
- 1:56:46Speaker 2: was talking with somebody because like there's a lot of
- 1:56:48Speaker 2: old money people and I go, yeah, no, I'd rather
- 1:56:52Speaker 2: the new money people. Know you wouldn't, Yes, I would
- 1:56:54Speaker 2: because because they behaved like this guy no, and they
- 1:56:56Speaker 2: gave like rappers that buy you know that that's part
- 1:56:59Speaker 2: of that's partially true. But I think there's some hope
- 1:57:03Speaker 2: for the new money because they didn't come from it, right,
- 1:57:06Speaker 2: Like that's not been their entire existence, and their grandparents exist.
- 1:57:09Speaker 2: They don't know how to act. In other words, well,
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: it's new and they're adjusting I think. But overall, I
- 1:57:15Speaker 2: think you have a better shot with new money than
- 1:57:16Speaker 2: you do old money, because people remember, like dude, they
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: appreciated more like you were saying, like you would appreciate
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: it more if you just came from you know, if
- 1:57:25Speaker 2: you were Bill Gates's son.
- 1:57:28Speaker 18: Like.
- 1:57:30Speaker 7: Well, I think that's the difference between that that and
- 1:57:32Speaker 7: his lottery guy. Like yes, elon, let's say you use
- 1:57:35Speaker 7: him as a perfect example. Didn't come from a bunch
- 1:57:38Speaker 7: of money, but because he earned his own money. But
- 1:57:40Speaker 7: the lottery winners do not earn their own money. It's
- 1:57:42Speaker 7: just dumped on them. Yeah, and now it suddenly trash
- 1:57:45Speaker 7: has money. And look what trash does have a third category?
- 1:57:48Speaker 7: Maybe we have like lottery money right right, like people
- 1:57:52Speaker 7: who just earned it. Right, that's new money, that's it.
- 1:57:55Speaker 7: I think that's a different thing than just inherited.
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: Or generation generation.
- 1:58:01Speaker 7: Catch me outside girl who made seventy million dollars on
- 1:58:04Speaker 7: only fans and she's still crying and fighting with the
- 1:58:06Speaker 7: trashy losers that.
- 1:58:09Speaker 2: Because I would hit that girl won the lottery by
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: being on that show. She could have been the same
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: white trash idiot with never getting that exposure on the
- 1:58:18Speaker 2: show and nobody would ever have been the wiser about.
- 1:58:21Speaker 3: Her doing the same stupid stuff.
- 1:58:22Speaker 5: I physically hate her.
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: Because she's just a.
- 1:58:27Speaker 3: Female version of this guy.
- 1:58:28Speaker 2: All right, so Greg, and then they're just being uncultured.
- 1:58:32Speaker 2: I've seen some people who are making fun of this
- 1:58:34Speaker 2: and goofing on it, but I don't think they understand
- 1:58:36Speaker 2: what this is. This is a little while back, Aldi,
- 1:58:38Speaker 2: your favorite plays. I do like they started selling boxes
- 1:58:42Speaker 2: of four ice cubes for a total of five bucks.
- 1:58:46Speaker 5: That's so Unaldy.
- 1:58:48Speaker 2: There are ice cubes, and you know, people began making
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: fun of it, making fun of Aldi for the ice
- 1:58:54Speaker 2: and surprised it hasn't sold. Well, here's like a little uh,
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: little clu. This woman was talking about it online home.
- 1:59:00Speaker 8: What the heck? All the four ice cubes for five dollars.
- 1:59:03Speaker 17: I thought it would be fun to look at them,
- 1:59:06Speaker 17: compare it to normal ice, and see if there's a
- 1:59:08Speaker 17: reason people might purchase these. My number one thing that
- 1:59:11Speaker 17: I think is funny is that they call out that
- 1:59:13Speaker 17: they're frozen. Ice is frozen when you open it up.
- 1:59:17Speaker 17: There is a sleep that has four ice cubes I'm
- 1:59:19Speaker 17: testing on right now. But their uniform and they're very.
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: Clear Okay, you know what these are when you go
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: to nice bars and they give you the correct Yeah,
- 1:59:30Speaker 2: like it's the they're they're like more purified water. So
- 1:59:33Speaker 2: it's super crystal clear. It melts crazy slow. So your
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: your drink's not getting if you have like a like
- 1:59:39Speaker 2: a high end like top shelf, yeah, you're getting a
- 1:59:42Speaker 2: drink neat.
- 1:59:43Speaker 3: With you can't put like the crush bunny poop water.
- 1:59:46Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, so that these are that that's that's what
- 1:59:51Speaker 2: these are.
- 1:59:51Speaker 7: And I get that she's pointing out, yes they are
- 1:59:53Speaker 7: frozen ice cubes, but that is to point out to idiots,
- 1:59:56Speaker 7: these are not trays.
- 1:59:56Speaker 2: These are the actual ice cubes. Yeah. Now the sales
- 1:59:59Speaker 2: didn't do great. All these already slashed the prices and
- 2:00:02Speaker 2: have just to get rid of them. They're moving on.
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: But you would have to have and I know they
- 2:00:06Speaker 2: do sell like for people who entertain a lot. You
- 2:00:08Speaker 2: could buy a special like uh, it basically makes these cubes.
- 2:00:12Speaker 2: It's not it's not even like a standard because the
- 2:00:15Speaker 2: water has to be a certain way. There's refrigerators now
- 2:00:18Speaker 2: that do it correct. Sometimes they're in spheres, other times
- 2:00:23Speaker 2: they're in these big block cubes.
- 2:00:25Speaker 10: That's right.
- 2:00:26Speaker 19: I have the round ones and it's kind of like
- 2:00:28Speaker 19: a plastic mold, and so I just take the water
- 2:00:30Speaker 19: from refrigerator. That's a filteril and I use it for that.
- 2:00:34Speaker 2: It works good. Yeah, I have one that does French bulldogs.
- 2:00:38Speaker 2: I have a Gucci one yan o.
- 2:00:45Speaker 5: God, it's a Gucci ice cube.
- 2:00:47Speaker 2: But but Greg, how uncultured you know to these people?
- 2:00:51Speaker 2: Not right?
- 2:00:53Speaker 10: You know what?
- 2:00:53Speaker 2: Wrong crowd? If you would have put this in like
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: a more high end.
- 2:00:58Speaker 5: Or whatever, it's a odd choice of uh, venue of retailer.
- 2:01:03Speaker 2: There's another confused customer.
- 2:01:05Speaker 8: Why do they have frozen ice sks, frozen hold on
- 2:01:09Speaker 8: frozen ice.
- 2:01:13Speaker 10: For how much?
- 2:01:16Speaker 14: Man?
- 2:01:17Speaker 2: This must be that Fiji border.
- 2:01:18Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, back to these Gucci ice cube trays, Greg,
- 2:01:25Speaker 7: did they get you the official Gucci brand?
- 2:01:28Speaker 3: I believe so it's the Gucci g Those are like
- 2:01:31Speaker 3: three hundred dollars?
- 2:01:32Speaker 5: Are they?
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised I did three hundred dollars ice
- 2:01:35Speaker 2: tray basically right, you can get the knockoff for like
- 2:01:37Speaker 2: ten Yeah. Picture, that's cool.
- 2:01:39Speaker 8: Wait, how often do you use these?
- 2:01:41Speaker 5: Actually?
- 2:01:41Speaker 2: The trey of are four hundred eighty dollars for two trays?
- 2:01:45Speaker 8: Oh my god, yeah, it's in the colors.
- 2:01:48Speaker 2: I know jealous. I didn't say for them it was gifted.
- 2:01:55Speaker 2: He didn't buy it. That's fair enough.
- 2:01:57Speaker 3: I would slap if someone gave that to me.
- 2:01:58Speaker 2: I would that's their problem.
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: I'd have a problem with them.
- 2:02:02Speaker 8: But imagine serving a girl a drink that comes to
- 2:02:04Speaker 8: your place with a Gucci I.
- 2:02:06Speaker 3: Can't having a girl that would respect that.
- 2:02:08Speaker 10: She would like that.
- 2:02:09Speaker 3: Only an idiot would.
- 2:02:12Speaker 1: I do.
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- 2:03:11Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody should work on being less condescending and menace.
- 2:03:15Speaker 5: Condescending means talking down to people again, Wait.
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