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Foot in Mouth · Let's Ask the Mamas!

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  Speaker 1: We got a question in for our American mama's. Dear
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  Speaker 1: mama's what was the last time you put your foot
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth? Well, let's ask our American mama's Alma.
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  Speaker 2: She said, I'm hot right now.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but my armpits are sweating because I'm just
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  Speaker 3: the memory. I am going down the escalator in the mall,
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  Speaker 3: and there's a young girl. You went to a mall
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  Speaker 3: I went to. I love malls.
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  Speaker 1: When was this?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: The Parks Mall is the best mall in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: She's a mall girl.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going down the escalator and there's this young girl
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  Speaker 3: wearing her maternity She's very clearly pregnant, you know, any
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  Speaker 3: day now. And as I said it, I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: pull it back, but I just said, you look like
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  Speaker 3: you're about to pop. No, yes, I did, and she
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  Speaker 3: went I did three months ago. I'm just having the
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  Speaker 3: hardest time getting this baby.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, yes, Kimberly, yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, such an idiot. I said, you are beauty.
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  Speaker 3: Then I go overboard, Yeah, yeah, you're so beautiful. I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't believe I did it. I could not believe I
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  Speaker 3: said it. I know better, and yet I did it.
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  Speaker 3: I went there, I went there.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember? This just reminded me. Do you remember
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  Speaker 2: when we helped Lindsay with her thing and her partner.
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  Speaker 2: We were the girl that was helping us had a baby,
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  Speaker 2: like probably I think a year and a half before that,
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  Speaker 2: she had like an eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Month old, so for Lindsay, Yes, okay, So.
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  Speaker 2: We were helping and the girl that works with Lindsay,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and I'd been talking to this girl. I
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  Speaker 2: knew that she had a child. I knew that this
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  Speaker 2: girl that was friends with Lindsay came up and she said,
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  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, oh when's your baby? Do I died
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  Speaker 2: because I knew she wouldn't pregnant. I went, oh, what
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  Speaker 2: do you say? What do you say? And I said,
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  Speaker 2: I said, you're so silly. No, she's got she's got
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  Speaker 2: she's got a bait, a little boy. And and she says,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I know, I'm big. I said, no, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: The other girl didn't say. She just stood there and
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  Speaker 2: stared like she froze. So I have this terrible disease
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  Speaker 2: when I'm nervous. Yeah, I talked ninety miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: You just keep talking about nothing and it is.
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  Speaker 1: Like like Kevin has to tell you not to keep talking.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that story?
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  Speaker 1: I know that story that that that Kevin's.
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  Speaker 4: That was question is not put mouth think about.
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  Speaker 1: It and you can't let that happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. This was when our steel was preschool, and it
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  Speaker 2: was we were all coming back to school and this
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  Speaker 2: little girl, I'll call her Sophia, came out and she
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  Speaker 2: crossed her eyes at me. So I crossed my eyes
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  Speaker 2: at her. I was holding summer and I'll cross my
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  Speaker 2: I said what I say. Her name was Sofia, Sophia,
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  Speaker 2: did you learn how to cross your eyes over the summer?
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  Speaker 2: I could cross my eye us too, across my eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Her dad said, oh no, she's got stressed bustmas and
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  Speaker 2: that's where your eye kind of goes in. I went,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god. So I start talking tonight. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my you know what, I actually
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  Speaker 2: loved that look. I wouldn't even get it fixed. If
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't, I'd be like, why didn't I have stress us?
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  Speaker 1: Bus?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I start saying the dumbest stuff that Kevin's
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  Speaker 2: right there and he goes stop, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I said, I'm so sorry to the dad. Can't believe
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  Speaker 2: I that was my foot in the mouth. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 2: got her stressed busmas fixed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know what Terry used to do?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, with my lip lip Like I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: say it.
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  Speaker 3: Terry. We went to this hotel. She started doing it
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  Speaker 3: to people all the time when she was pregnant. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know which kid, but she was big pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody would ask her when the baby was due, and
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  Speaker 3: she goes, oh, I'm not pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Just laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Just to watch their uncomfortableness.
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  Speaker 2: I left them sitting it for a minute. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: It was the greatest If you're pregnant out there is
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  Speaker 2: the most fun thing.
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  Speaker 4: So you you've been on both sides of that equation, yes,
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  Speaker 4: where you've been around people who said to someone, oh,
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  Speaker 4: when you're doing yeah, not.
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  Speaker 1: Pregnant, yeah, and you started talking out of nervousness.
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  Speaker 4: But then you.
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  Speaker 2: Go through the joy and relief on their faces when
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  Speaker 2: I let them marinate in it for about thirty seconds
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  Speaker 2: and act like she always.
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  Speaker 3: Acted like it hurt her feelings.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, and then I'll say I'm kidding, I'm seven
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  Speaker 2: months pregnant, and they're like, oh, my.
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  Speaker 1: God, that's so mean. It's so funny my word. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but all right, but when you put your foot in
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  Speaker 1: the mouth, this is one of those things where it's
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  Speaker 1: not just painful in the moment, it will wake you
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  Speaker 1: up for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I almost stroked out. Yeah, my blood pressure went
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  Speaker 3: like shot through me. I thought I was going to
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  Speaker 3: have a stroke on the salater watching her face and
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  Speaker 3: feeling like I can't recover that escalator ride went fifty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like it just kept me going and going
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  Speaker 3: and going, and I just wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: I have stroked out at other people like doing this.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'll be in a situation and somebody will say
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  Speaker 2: something and I literally will have to turn around and
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  Speaker 2: leave it because I can't. And then I'll be thinking,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, what could I could I have said something,
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  Speaker 2: could have helped the situation, Especially it's Kevin. If he
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  Speaker 2: says something and I know, you know, usually with him,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I hate itn't mean that he's so crazy,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but yeah, I don't. I cringe hard when
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  Speaker 2: other people do something like that. I can't. Oh my
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  Speaker 2: hurts me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if you'd like to ask her American mama's a question.
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  Speaker 1: brother listen. Thank you so much, she