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New Dirty Little Secret:Married… but Still a "Mama’s Boy” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It is dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: Secret mix one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: It's faily the kid can't slow passive producer poo and
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  Speaker 3: your secrets right now or anytime you want an eight three, three, seven,
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  Speaker 3: eighty seven one two nine confess.
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  Speaker 4: Alrighty, well, uh, I already know I'm going to get
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  Speaker 4: roasted for this, but UH need some outside, some outside perspective. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: I've been married for just about a year and a
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  Speaker 4: half and I love my wife, I really do.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm also a mama's boy, all right, self proclaimed
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  Speaker 3: mama's boy, Like how bad.
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  Speaker 4: Fully, no denying it. Basically, I'm the only son, and
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  Speaker 4: my mom has always taken care of me. She used
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  Speaker 4: to do my laundry every weekend, and uh well every
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  Speaker 4: single week up until the point that I got married
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  Speaker 4: and moved out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, she was still doing your laundry when you
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  Speaker 2: were like grown.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, And my wife found out and she
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  Speaker 4: was just like yeah, absolutely not with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I would think that's gonna end eventually.
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  Speaker 5: But okay, so how else are you a mama's boy
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  Speaker 5: besides the laundry?
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  Speaker 2: Give us another example.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, here's here's where the secret comes in. I
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  Speaker 4: still swing by my mom's house sometimes on my way
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  Speaker 4: to work and she packs me lunch.
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  Speaker 2: She does it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hold on, sir, what what do you mean
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  Speaker 3: you're grown me?
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  Speaker 2: You swing by her? Okay, go ahead, I'm sorry to
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  Speaker 2: go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a couple of times a week. And listen
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  Speaker 4: her sandwiches. Listen, they're elite. Nobody makes the lunch he does.
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  Speaker 4: It's not even just the food, it's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: She she's got it ready wrapped. Sometimes she throws in
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  Speaker 4: a snack. I mean Mom's mom, Sammy's, they're just different.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy's. No will Okay, I can't lie.
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  Speaker 5: A mom sandwich does indifferent, like you know, because like
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  Speaker 5: they cut it diagonally.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes they know the way you like it cut. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm appreciate of anybody who makes me a sandwich. Don't
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  Speaker 2: get me wrong. They always appreciate going to see Billies Billies.
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  Speaker 2: My mom will make you a sandwich. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: a sandwich? Like when I would bring my son. She'll
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  Speaker 2: make everyone a sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: Sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just eat dinner and she'll still get you
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  Speaker 2: a sandwich at the dinner. You want a sandwich?
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  Speaker 3: So what does your wife say about you going there
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  Speaker 3: a couple times. Oh she doesn't wait, your wife doesn't know.
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  Speaker 4: And I know my wife would be so annoyed if
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  Speaker 4: she do that is in.
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  Speaker 1: Should just be like cool, I don't have to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Would you be annoyed, Candace? If Eric was going to
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  Speaker 3: his mom's house a couple of times a week.
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  Speaker 1: It's super weird, you know, because you couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't make it, and your mom's gonna make it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a mom, Sammie.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, wow, And I mean it's not in
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  Speaker 4: my head. It's not like I'm cheating, you know. I'm
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  Speaker 4: literally just stopping by my mom for standwich standwich. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. It shouldn't be a secret.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you would just tell her, but I get why
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  Speaker 3: you wouldn't want to say anything.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Anytime my mom comes up in conversation,
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  Speaker 4: my wife just gets weird about it.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we only live a few miles away, so
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  Speaker 4: you know it's easy. I just pop in, grab lunch quick,
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  Speaker 4: cogging them out.
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  Speaker 2: Does she do anything else for you?
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  Speaker 3: That's I mean some people would consider like over the
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  Speaker 3: top extra yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Way not really, except when my wife goes out of town.
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  Speaker 4: She visits her practice in Houston pretty often. My mom
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  Speaker 4: will come over and help me clean the house.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what do you mean what do you mean
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  Speaker 2: help help? Or does she just clean your house? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now it's getting weird.
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  Speaker 3: So when your wife goes out of town, your mom
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  Speaker 3: comes over and helps you clean your house, and your
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  Speaker 3: wife does does it know that she comes over to
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  Speaker 3: clean the house?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean, saying it out loud, it sounds worse
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  Speaker 4: than it feels to me. It's just I mean, to me,
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  Speaker 4: it's just my mom helping them out like she always does.
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  Speaker 2: How would you feel about that canvas?
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  Speaker 4: That's weird.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm gone and she's just in the house
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  Speaker 1: cleaning that. Like she's going through my things? Is she clean?
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  Speaker 2: She's going through all that? I mean, that's not necessary.
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  Speaker 2: She is going through every medicine cabinet. That's what moms do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Is your wife close with her? If they're closed, that's
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  Speaker 1: that I could see maybe that being cool, But if
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  Speaker 1: they're not, that's that would make me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I'd say they're like regular distance, like you know, the
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  Speaker 4: average in law.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not to know, but it's okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: And if your if your wife made you a sandwich
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  Speaker 3: and your mom made you a sandwich, who's there you
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  Speaker 3: eating first?
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  Speaker 4: Ah, you can't do that. I mean, you know what's
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  Speaker 4: one is? I know which one. Let's say better, I
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  Speaker 4: know which one is, uh my first pick. I'll know that.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not your wife. Which one's going into the trade?
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  Speaker 2: Which one are you giving to the dog?
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  Speaker 1: If you guys are in the trenches in life and
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  Speaker 1: she just wants to help out, like I get it,
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  Speaker 1: but you guys don't have like a small child or
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  Speaker 1: like crazy work schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like he just wants a mom sammy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, sir. If you're sick and
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  Speaker 2: you're in bed, who do you want to take care
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  Speaker 2: of you? Your wife or your mom? Choose again,