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30 - S2 Ep5 - Isn't it Romantic? · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's been so long. I missed you
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  Speaker 1: guys so much.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we missed you too. Uh yep, I missed you
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  Speaker 2: so much.
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  Speaker 3: That acting was so hard. That was like, but I
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  Speaker 3: believed it so much.
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  Speaker 2: I felt it.
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  Speaker 1: How was that not believable?
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  Speaker 3: What if you did that on the news? Good morning,
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  Speaker 3: it's four thirty.
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  Speaker 2: I missed you.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know I don't do all the Olds
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  Speaker 1: would be so happy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, enjoy your moll walking today.
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  Speaker 2: The Olds love her.
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  Speaker 1: That is my biggest fan day.
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  Speaker 3: I hope your oatmeal isn't too spicy and you have
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  Speaker 3: a good day.
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  Speaker 2: When Wesley said my dad's name and went, I know him,
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we talked about it in the household for
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  Speaker 2: like months and famous.
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  Speaker 4: Look at my contribution to the world. This is huge,
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  Speaker 4: you know, saying people's names on TV and re enjoy.
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  Speaker 3: Do they ever get people the prank names through?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, Janis, I love you Janis.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we don't. In Portland, we like we're good
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  Speaker 4: at kind of finding them better. But like the smaller
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  Speaker 4: stations I worked at, and like we would get all
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  Speaker 4: the time. In Eugene, Yeah, I wish I could remember
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  Speaker 4: some other ones.
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  Speaker 1: There's some really good classics, but you yeah, Jack Nof.
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  Speaker 3: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: My goal in life, even though I can't watch it happen,
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  Speaker 2: is now to send really fucked up names. Just showed
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  Speaker 2: the days of the week that you might be there
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  Speaker 2: for the birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Well, lucky for me, I don't say I don't have
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  Speaker 4: to say birthdays on the air anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god.
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  Speaker 3: Weekenddays.
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  Speaker 4: It was a weekend thing. But now that I don't
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  Speaker 4: work weekends anymore, I probably shouldn't say.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god. It was fun. It's nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice to give people some attention and they love it.
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  Speaker 4: But some of the names are like I have to
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  Speaker 4: like read people's names I've ever seen before, and I
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  Speaker 4: mess them up and then I feel really bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's that's a super fun.
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  Speaker 3: You just see all these consonants in a row.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, yes, so I just say like five different
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  Speaker 4: ways and I'm like, okay, I hope I said one
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  Speaker 4: of them.
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  Speaker 3: Right there you go. You know who you are, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: That's our new segment. Guys. We're gonna have Wesley come
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  Speaker 2: back some times and we'll just obtain long lists of
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  Speaker 2: people that write its names that are super hard to say.
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  Speaker 3: Let your struggle through.
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  Speaker 4: That would actually be very fun. I am down with that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, that's a fun challenge for me. I name
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  Speaker 4: is not Oh yeah, I was gonna say Scabbaretti.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, it's not hard, but you have.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a mezing put some stink on it.
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  Speaker 2: You would not believe what teachers said, like my whole
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  Speaker 2: life growing up, they'd be like Aaron's but it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking hooked on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one's not a hard one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good, syllable by syllable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at least my last name is not Bornac.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Dorothy on the show, Dorothy snack. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to get used to calling you missus Bournecks.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so how is everybody? I mean, it's been
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  Speaker 2: a week y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's oh yeah, so much happened this past week.
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  Speaker 3: I have remember that big news story that happened. We
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  Speaker 3: all know, we don't need to say it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean. And we're also definitely not like a soap
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  Speaker 2: opera that you know, records months ahead of time. It
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  Speaker 2: is definitely the middle of like July.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, what noise here?
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  Speaker 3: We're so yeah, we're good actors.
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  Speaker 2: I love it so much, guys, I love it. You
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  Speaker 2: know what else? I love the Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 3: The way I love the Golden Girls too.
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  Speaker 1: Jury is still out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna love this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh she gets a weird episode, this one. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: not weird, just they're dealing. They're dealing with an issue.
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  Speaker 2: She's still auditing the class. Yeah, just remember your ad
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  Speaker 2: slips have to be in. But next week if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to join the anyway, like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what what does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Like in college you have like if you audit a class,
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  Speaker 2: a class okay, or you have to withdraw. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if so, you have like a certain time period.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of weeks, we're like drop out of it, right.
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  Speaker 2: And if you if you audit.
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  Speaker 1: The quitter aeron well finished things.
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  Speaker 3: I start, oh, all right, well we'll see next week
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  Speaker 3: together into.
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  Speaker 2: A class because it's full. So you go and hope
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  Speaker 2: some quitter will leave so you can take it.
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  Speaker 3: You get in someone's face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wait at fashion school, believe it or not
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  Speaker 2: to graduate early so that I could work in insurance.
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  Speaker 2: You need quitters?
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  Speaker 1: What a story?
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  Speaker 3: The world needs quitters. Quit now.
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  Speaker 5: Kids graduate right now, so somebody else can fulfill their
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  Speaker 5: own graduate.
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  Speaker 2: Early and then do something else and then do a
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  Speaker 2: different career. All right, did you want to tell us
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  Speaker 2: the name of the episode? Do you guys want to guess?
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  Speaker 3: I suppose?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Sweet?
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  Speaker 3: Season two, episode five is called isn't It Romantic? This original?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, we'rell one away from Big Daddy's Little Lady, you.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, I'm so sorry to it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, go on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a quiz prepared for that, so if
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  Speaker 2: you want that one, you have to have to come back.
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  Speaker 2: I can't just bust.
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  Speaker 3: A quick, can't pivot on a dime.
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  Speaker 2: Not that good, I wish I was.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, we'll do the romantic one.
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  Speaker 3: The original airdate was November eighth, nineteen eighty six. It
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  Speaker 3: was directed by Terry Hughes and written by Jeffrey do Tail.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey Dahmer, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very dark episode.
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  Speaker 3: Rose has her face eaten. That's so, But what what
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  Speaker 3: would you like to guess it's about? Isn't It Romantic?
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  Speaker 3: I think don't be reading the sentences.
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey Dahmer eats their faces. Okay, that's fair, and it's
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  Speaker 4: super romantic.
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  Speaker 3: Even even though I believe he was attracted to men.
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  Speaker 3: But you just eat Stan's faced, the wrinkle.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey Dahmer eats Stan's face for Dorothy.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to find out who we needed.
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  Speaker 3: To write this do this needs to happen.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: We have some good horror movies ideas because we also
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: had that risk managed one that where the insurance agent
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: started killing the people with large lost claims because it
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  Speaker 2: affected their income. I just think we've got some really
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  Speaker 2: great ideas for.
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  Speaker 1: Horror films America horror stories.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: There's totally a market for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'd also really like to write one about Small
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  Speaker 2: World where the ride breaks down and the tiny international
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  Speaker 2: children come to life and start to gabbing the funk
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  Speaker 2: out of people. I think that would be terrific.
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  Speaker 1: And the song is running the entire movie, but it.
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  Speaker 2: Gets like sinister where it's like it's a small world. Yep,
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  Speaker 2: you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I would sign this right now, leftter.
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  Speaker 2: If you guys join our production company.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was a Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum was like.
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  Speaker 5: The Caribbean. When the ride breaks down, the pirates don't
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  Speaker 5: eat the tourists.
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  Speaker 3: You could play that in the trailer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we could get jeff He could be in the
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  Speaker 2: last boat that gets out before like the watertight doors
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  Speaker 2: shut and trapped the people in. It's like leg bandage.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They're just you know, they're screaming in Dutch.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what these kids are saying.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: I want to hit me with a clog. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting better and better.
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  Speaker 2: I love this for us.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So who's our villain?
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  Speaker 2: You want to pick a villain here? That's not Jeffrey Dahmer.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, although one of the four ladies.
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  Speaker 2: We had a guest pic capitalism one time, and I
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  Speaker 2: did make a shocking argument for it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's always the enemy or not the enemy
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  Speaker 1: of the villain, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: M h Alright, villain kids, we'll be right back. I
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  Speaker 3: just want to be a news anchor now, I know, right,
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  Speaker 3: it's so fun. I wasn't actually throwing a commercial.
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  Speaker 1: I was just joking.
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  Speaker 3: He's our villain?
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  Speaker 1: Can I pick?
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  Speaker 3: Go for it? No?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Blanche is the one that has a lot of sex, right,
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  Speaker 4: He's the tall one, Dorothy, No, let's go with Blanche.
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  Speaker 3: Alrighty, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Picked up my massive keyboard and I'm setting it back.
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  Speaker 3: Down a little bit. More trivia for this one later,
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: which you'll hear after we come back after we watch
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  Speaker 3: the episode, So stick around.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: If you can't, I understand, Hey, you don't want to
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• 10:56
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• 11:04
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• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that one. I'm conflicted.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: Conflicted, say, I'm glad we started with the other one
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: because the other one was just like kind of sillier.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this one a little more serious.
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and just more of like so obvious that
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: this was made in the eighties. It's like interesting just
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: to see like talking about a topic, just like an
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: easy topic like gay people.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: It's like this big freaking deal, and like it's just
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: silly to like see that.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: I don't watch like old shows ever anymore. So for me,
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: it's kind of like shocking to like.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Whoa we really yeah, we really like have come a
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  Speaker 1: long way.
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  Speaker 3: This is weird, like thirty nine years old. It's so. Yeah,
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: it's interesting to see how things change and how something's
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: age like milk.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this hasn't This is not the only episode that
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  Speaker 2: we'll deal with.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: This, Oh no go, Yeah we got more.
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  Speaker 2: Lesbians, but we will have other episodes to deal with
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  Speaker 2: gay people at least one more too.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: For her, brother.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, and oh was it both or her brother?
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: Her brother? Her brother and then her brother gets married.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then I'm not sure what.
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  Speaker 2: And you can imagine Blanche is super tolerant of her
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  Speaker 2: brother being gay by the.
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  Speaker 1: Way, like, how do you know, how are you not
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  Speaker 1: attracted to me a sexy woman.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Branch's brother, even so you should think I'm hot?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, sorry, I thought it was maybe somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, how would you pull episode? Cool was not
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  Speaker 4: the word I will say, though, I'm glad like they
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  Speaker 4: didn't make it wasn't like bad, like they weren't making
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  Speaker 4: fun of her. No, there was nothing like there weren't
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  Speaker 4: like bad jokes that you're like, oh that didn't age
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  Speaker 4: very well.
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  Speaker 3: It was just they were so shocked, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the whole thing was kind of weird, where
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  Speaker 4: it's like, oh, she's a lesbian and now she's like
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  Speaker 4: automatically in love with me, Like.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, Like it's not how it works.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: How it works, it's a man over to your house
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  Speaker 4: and he's automatically.
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  Speaker 2: I did like that they portray Sophia is like the
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  Speaker 2: chillest person with it in the group's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: and if my kid was good, I'd love my kid,
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  Speaker 2: like whatever.
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  Speaker 3: That's the message of the episode.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna ask, like, do you guys know about
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: like the reception, like when certain episodes came out, like
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: because that maybe was a big moment back then of
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: like oh, you're having someone actually say like I it
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  Speaker 4: would be fine, I would love them no less like
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: was that like a big moment for the show.
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  Speaker 2: Or well I was six when this came out. I
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  Speaker 2: was too, I'm not sure, probably last week when I
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  Speaker 2: mentioned that this was kind of like the precursor at all,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: like Sex in the City of the way Sex and
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: the City was a precursor to Girls. They did a
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: lot of topical things. So my guess is this episode
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: was planned to bring attention to the fact that gave
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: people are people, is my guess. But I don't really know.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Are you looking at up, Gina, I'm trying to you Magic.
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  Speaker 4: It makes sense to the beginning part, like where Sophia
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: is like watching I guess it's supposed to be poorn.
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  Speaker 3: Right, like watching movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like they're setting it up that like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Sophia is like you know, she's cool and open and
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  Speaker 4: tolerant of like alternative things.
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  Speaker 2: I guess watching watching a movie on IT in the
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  Speaker 2: US in the living room.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: I watched porn out in the living room. Just you know,
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  Speaker 4: anybody can work by.
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  Speaker 2: My concern is that the cables are not hooked up
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: to the TV, so she's just magically playing it from
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  Speaker 2: the IT and the core. By the way, their TV
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: while you are you done looking this up? Because I'm
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: just stalling. But basically punchline is the TV is in
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: the middle of their living room. So I've actually always
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: been curious about the cable management in general, but that
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  Speaker 2: right and then the VC are not being plugged into
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  Speaker 2: the TV has just elevated that for me because I
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  Speaker 2: didn't notice that as a tiny show.
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  Speaker 3: There's an imaginary wall there. Oh, okay, what we're looking into.
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  Speaker 3: So according to the Googles, this episode is praised for
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  Speaker 3: its sensitive handling of jeans lesbianism, which is not portrayed
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  Speaker 3: as stereotypical or condescending. I'd agree with that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did go She was very alternative to the
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: archetype of lesbian in the eighties.
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  Speaker 1: She was very feminine and classy, smart, like beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: It's viewed as a significant moment for LGBT representation in television,
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  Speaker 3: influencing future portrayal of LGBT characters. Even decades later, the
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  Speaker 3: episode is still viewed as groundbreaking and memorable.
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  Speaker 2: Woe.
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  Speaker 3: Many fans have reported that the episode has cheered them
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  Speaker 3: up and resonated with them on a personal level, particularly
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  Speaker 3: due to the sweet and comforting scenes between the characters.
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  Speaker 1: H cool, so like you kind of yeah, had an impact.
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  Speaker 3: So not sure about how it was received in the eighties,
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  Speaker 3: but at least since then, had a lasting impact.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good question, Wesley. Yeah, we didn't know a yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: you asked why the where? Yeah? So only we could
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  Speaker 3: teach men to do that because they give you a
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: story and you go, well, well, then what happened? I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I didn't ask.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, why didn't you ask?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I don't could I didn't know. He would have told
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: me guys don't ask each other.
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  Speaker 4: Stiff literally just sent Tommy out like meme of that,
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  Speaker 4: like a video of them on Instagram about that. How
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: you're like, You're like, oh, these two people, like they
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  Speaker 4: broke up, and you're like, Okay, what happened?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know? That's all, I know, why not?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you an?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: It's a deal. No, that bleeds and doesn't die. I
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: don't want it. That's not even the first podcast I
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: like made that. No, I know, look, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm physically incapable of it. But if
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  Speaker 2: I were, I'm not like you know what sounds good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. Yeah, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do some yoga, maybe you'll get there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're going to jump into the quiz here. Okay,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: so that we don't jump into any more of Vagina
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  Speaker 2: tug Here is your first question, and again, just as
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: a reminder, let me finish the question. Buzzer's your name,
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  Speaker 2: and if you're gonna mump at flail, also say your name.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I definitely will.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: What movie is Sophia watching?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Oh they gave us the title had a name?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: No, okay, what kind of movie?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: A dirty movie? That's what you hold it?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Yes, okay, we're going to give both Kristin
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and Wesley.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought Kristen bud okay, she can have it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Well you both did and almost in unisons. I really
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't sure.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wesley has decided that her name should just be
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Wes when she signed a.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I can buzz in quicker that way.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was exactly.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I'll just be yeah, you'll be cool, good, cool.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I don't have to buzz in all right, cool, just
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: writing down points, although Kristen does so. I don't know
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: why I care.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: All right, so we know it's accurate.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what does Rose offer to do to cheer up Jeane.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Gina? Yes, make a little upside down ice cream clown
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: faces Sundays.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, and you know I like, you know, I like
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: the words, right, So what she says is make her
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: famous ice cream clown Sundays with little raisin eyes and
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: sugar cone caps.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, can we talk about this though? I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: don't is this supposed to be funny?
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Like I didn't understand that whole thing, Like, is it
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: supposed to be dumb that she's making those or it's
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: supposed to make her look they used.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: To have those at Baskin Robin.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: It's like the little clown.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: They still have those at what's the joke? It's that
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: she's like just this.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Like very the Midwest, Like this is how I will
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: sure you up for losing your partners Sunday's Sunday that yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: you're that your husband. That is kind of Midwest. They
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: all come and bring cast roles, will help get you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: through this time.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Why if you give me an ice cream Sunday with
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: fucking raisins in it, you can kiss my ass?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you can pick them off and fling
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: them at her.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I would be like, fuck you Rose, throw a fucking
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: all right, let's move on. So sorry, wait, who got
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Gina got the point?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: That was?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Sophia says she'd rather live with a lesbian than a
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: cat unless.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, finished the question. I thought the answer was
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: gonna be cat.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well then I'll just take it from the top again.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Sophia says she'd rather live with a lesbian than a
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: cat unless what I'm no better than Kristen was first,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: plus you had a misfire or over.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You guys are hearing me delayed because I'm definitely first.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: It's possible with.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Week two answer the question Kristen.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Cut, Oh god, oh jesus, Channel four news teams color
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: for your I don't know.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, tell everybody I'm on Channel four. I'm completely awful.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: God, I just sorry. Yeah, so she says in Less
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: the Lesbian sheds that I don't know is the line.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: What does Sophia say happen the last time they had
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: a house guest?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Gina? Yes, she ruined two potted plants, like going potty
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: on them.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: You know, fun story, just real quick. I watched a
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: gay guy p and a chair once when I was
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: at my friend's house because he was so drunk he
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: thought he went into the bathroom and he just sat
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: down in this chair that was in my friend's room.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: And I was staying with my friend and I looked
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: over and I was like, he's being on your laundry.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: My friend was like, what the fuck?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And he PE's sitting down.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I don't look, I was also.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I mean when he was easier.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just know that someone came in
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: and sat down and then pete.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Look it happens on terrible.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: That makes a story for the next party. Remember when
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: he pete.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Oh we didn't know, So that guest was not invited
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: back to future parties at that house because you just
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: don't pee on someone's stuff anyway.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's like a basic role.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why did Sophia say she was disappointed that Dorothy
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: brought home Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Yes, because it's
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: a musical, because it wasn't a smutty film about seven
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: seven rockets. Yeah, why does she want to watch porn
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: so bad? Look I've never been eighty one, but I
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: guess maybe.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: With your daughter sitting there.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't know, man, she doesn't care. She's at
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that age where she does.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, that's not what they're doing?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Is my favorite? For sure?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: What do Jeane and Rose discover that they have in common?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Kristin was not as Kristen the group on Dairy Parts.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not going to come back because you think
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: we're not picking her grandparents gprs.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: So you understood all the cow jokes?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Can you explain this milking machine thing? Yeah?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: We all did not get the joke. Oh wait, you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: did explain it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw a milking machine when we
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: went to Telemook, But I still don't understand the joke.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she got turned on by it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: I think that's what it seemed like they were going for,
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: because then she was the number one cow for mating season.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I think the utter stimulation of the milking machine. I
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: love the forced fake, made up in your head, scientific
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: explanations that we force out of you occasionally. It is
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: my biggest joy.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like she's she wasn't good for milking anymore,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: which now she was popular at meeting season. If you
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: understand the joke, please write into us.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, send us an email. Okay, I this next one.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I think this mand up being a stump. So if
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: you can even just if you know both, great, But
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: if you don't, it's okay. If you give me one,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I'll still give someone a point. But what was the
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Crimey River Marathon at the Realito Theater, Kristen.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, love story in terms of endearment.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, guys, Chris, you wrote it down.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: And I love old movies and those two are sad
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: movies that you don't watch very often because they make
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: you crash.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: They're fucking terrible movies.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think I do those either.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: The sad love story in terms of dear man both
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: involved death. Yeah, do you want to cry.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: To?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Actually like watching movies and I can cry, yes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Some beaches, So you guys can start your depressing movie podcast.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I'm super excited for you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: This week we.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Watched the sad one.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: It's a great idea.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Why does Jeane tell Dorothy she wants to go home Kristen?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, because she's falling in love with Ropes.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, technically she already says she fell in love with Roes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: But yes, this next one. I anticipate this being quite
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: an ordeal. So please let me finish the question.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch you guys winning anyway.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I want Wesley on every week. How do we know
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: what happened?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: That happened?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, what do more?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, we got another one.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Mark Purper's third grade class president campaign.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, Gina, Oh.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Vote for me. You'll see my we wi It's kind
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: of exact, right. I didn't ask if you.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Were vote for me. I'll show you. No, I think
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You can give it to Gina.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, you were first. You're fine.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I mean your muppet flilling was hours before I went else.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, say their name?
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Why did you think that one would be a shit show?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Because I thought you would all know it. Oh, such
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: a funny line.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: We probably all did.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: That's a good line.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: What does Rose do when she realizes Gina is telling
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: her that she's in love with her.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh, Christens, first, that's okay.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: She pretended to snore.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: With her eyes open, and the weirdest.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, how does Jane not see her eyes?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Why you think she was? Like your eyes, Rose, like
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: is open? It'd be funny if it's like a mirror
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: right there, you can see.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: All right. This is the last official question. Then there's
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: two bonus questions because I like to do that, because
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: it makes no sense. Why was Sophia listening to Gene
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: and Rose at the kitchen door?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because she was too short to see through
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the window.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: He keep saying Gene, and I keep thinking you're gonna
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: say Gina. So my brain like perks up like she's
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: talking to me.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I'll talk to you more often if it helps. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I'm very lonely.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Harry the bonus questions, And honestly, even though
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Wesley doesn't spend as much time in their kitchen as
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: we do, I feel like this is gonna be one.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I have to watch you three the answer.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like you both are going copper tan. Okay, now,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: copper tan.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: And your penis with copper can go to the beach
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: and get those willies out this.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Gas leak show. Okay, what is hanging on the wall
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: below the phone in the kitchen?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Is it the lobster penis?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Tan? No, Gina, Yeah, it's the like wax fruit bowl
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: that's coming sideways out.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Of the wall. It's actually a ceramic like ser fruit
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: in a.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Bowl on the Why have you would bump into that
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: as you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Walk in the door. I never noticed that a look
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: That was the first time I noticed it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, Gina, didn't you even say yeah, I don't know.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: It was gonna be a question because it was the
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: first time I've ever seen it, and I was because
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: that fruit.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like I would bump into that thing. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: would knock it off the wall. It would break.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Also, as an artist, if I was sculpting something like that,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I would have it. So the fruit was like trickling
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: out of the bowl if.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: You wanted aravity, otherwise you should put it on like
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: a table.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So it's.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know why you guys are like being so
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: specific about like the whole kitchen is awful.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: The whole kitchens? Why that?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Like did we tell you? They and cups Oh.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We didn't talk about the prison plates and cups
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: as much this episode because.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't get that horrible.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're no, they're just like the most boring.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Beige ceramic plates.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Blanch has like leaves in her bedroom on the wall,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: but this is the cup she has.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense the amount of lace and trim
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: on everyone's nightgowns, but they have.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Regular meant to not be seen, like it doesn't make sense.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: It's a great point.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It's really that we're just mad at the set designer.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really have been fired.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here's the final bonus one. It's a
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: possibility of up to two points if you get both parts.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Here we go. What word does Blanche confuse with lesbian?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: And what actor does she call a lesbian? Oh?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That was a straight up tie. I don't know.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I only know what about it? Well do you do one?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I'll do well.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Christ is gonna be nice to the guest.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Let's it was Kristin. That's so sweet of you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I'm already gonna win anyway.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Lebanie, I know it's true, Like, whatever, do you know that?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Do you know the actor? She said?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I went sorry, go ahead, Chris.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Charlie something or something, and then a W Danny Thomas.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah is Danny Thomas and Marlow Toms. First, No, am,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I I don't really know. You know, it's someone like
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: my grandma who it was?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But I don't Yeah, I've never heard that name before,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: but at least.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Now Danny Thomas show. Wow, that was not even his
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: real name. Amos Muzia yakub Cauz.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: WHOA yeah, I was like that's yeah. I was like
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Danny whatever. Smell.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, that show had three hundred and forty three house,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: says Rose Marie Casinini.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Who were you saying, Aaron, No, I don't know, well
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: because Marlo Thomas was a famous Thomas. But I don't look.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I I was six, maybe five even when this came out.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Oh that's her, that's uh Danny's her father got a oh, okay,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: that makes and then she's married to like Phil Donna.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: He is married to Phil Donna.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, another like eighties person.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: By the way, you look up these people, Phil.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Donahuere looks like an old white guy with gray hair
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: and glasses.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: She looks like she may have had some work done.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, Marlow Thomas is one of those like she does
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: like Saint Jude, or one of those.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Like allegedly, I don't want to get sued and Marlow's listening.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are our super loyal listener, Marlo Thomas.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry, Marlow. We love you.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Look so villain.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Wait who won the quiz?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: She well does super competitive Kristin. Oh, Kristin the competitor one.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: How do you think I feel when she's down and out?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Let's take another organ out then she'll be down.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Wesley. Oh, yes, Wesley. What you don't know is that
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: before you arrived to this show months ago, Kristen had
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: her lady bits removed and I thank you. Yeah, I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: made the statement on air that her uterus must have
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: been where her kindness was, but he had gotten like
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: a little bit more bitchy possibly, And now her family
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: also says that do they really Yeah, I've infiltrated her.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I know that I've infiltrated her family.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: It's honestly, I feel like you'd go the other way
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: because like having a uterus and all those things like
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: actually make you a bitch and then no, you should
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: actually be nicer.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Like I got to tell you as someone that's having
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: like a sixteen year old period right now, that like
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: will not end.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that sounds awful.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Apparently when you get old Wesley, when you reach the
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: ripe age of forty five and ten years, if you're
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: in perimenopause, it's just like a thing that might happen
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: where you have like super long like first had a
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: period period?
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, you shouldn't. Can I write a letter to someone?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: What I want to stop this?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I have? I get to go have a fun ultrasound.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good for you.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: But it's like you're okay though, right, that's like it's
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: kind of normal, I guess, or like you'll be fine.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll just do a pelvic ultra they're doing a
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: pelvic right, yes, yeah, they just want.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: To make sure they're.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: There because I had diarraid cancer back in the day.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: You'd like to send flowers to a one eight hundred.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: They're just it's it's preventative once you've had cancer than
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: anytime something that could be cancer pops up. They're like
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: overly aggressive. Oh sure, good preventative measures. So it's fine.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine, everything's fine.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Stout out that we should have free menstrual products. By
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: the way, Yeah, why is that? That's like the biggest I.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Saw it somewhere in a bathroom. It said free.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh for you, I feel like.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Reach mpons Now I feel really that's true. But there's
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: like literally like.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's always don't bleed on our sheets, love.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't bleed on the rides like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Ews the blood ran the winst Actually.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: As a nice callback to last episode fun fact, Disney
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: routinely hass to shut down Hanted Mansion and other rides
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: because people will scatter their loved ones ashes at Disneyland
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: and that's not okaya.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Don't they call it like code something.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that one is. Code h is
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: for both the horses and the people that poop.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, why are people scattering them in Haunted Like I
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: could see you scattered.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Places where ghosts are, so they think it's where the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: spirits go.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: People love Haunted Mansion, so they want their loved one
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that loved Hanson know where your loved one ends up
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: in a back thousandth ghost like they're.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Cleaning it up.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: People are so dumb.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It's dumb the things I've seen it. Wesley the conversation,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: So we could have all of us could have together
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: of the ship. Quite literally, I watched a small child
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: take a ship one time while working.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: You saw the cuthole.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I saw his foothole open and the turd come out.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: And I was in the middle of a show. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: couldn't stop it. Like once I hit the show button.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I had to just keep hitting in the theater, just
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: in front of me, just like off the edge of
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: the seat. Because in different cultures that's fine. I don't
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: know that I could hit, just like audiences marbled that
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Mickey could whistle and stops open. Yeah, no you can't.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You can't stop it because the magic.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're there going coteage.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You're like doing it in sign language.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, yeah, anyway, well hand some trivia. Yes, yes.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Lois Nettleton was Gene. She was on in the Heat
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: of the Night General Hospital and Sentinel. I think I
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: wrote the character named Gene is an homage to Gene Shepherd,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: who wrote Christmas Story.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Oh Okay.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: This episode won an Emmy for Outstanding Directing in a
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Comedy Series. Is their second Emmy.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: That makes life.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Lois Nettleton was nominated for an Emmy for this episode.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: How was it to get an Emmy back then, like
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Jesus nominated. Jeffrey Dutael was also nominated for writing for
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: the episode. This is director Terry Hughes's favorite episode and
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: he's directed a lot. You'll see his name from up
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not my favorite, No, not at all.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I've only seen true.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: And then the title is from a song written by
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Rogers and Hart the isn't it romantic?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: There was a different song.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: No, no, we just the title is a song igal Yes, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: yeah wow. So that was kind of a big episode
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: for them. They were getting nominated for Emmys and shit.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Well the Golden Girls episodes got nominated a lot because
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: it was groundbreaking for the time. But we also famously
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: on the show have talked about Benson. Benson was a
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: show about this like African American or black, whatever you prefer.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: However you say that I'm not good at that animal
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: white person, forgive me. But he was like the right
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: hand man to the governor. And the amount of racial jokes,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Like at one point there's an episode where they're like, hey,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: you're black, can you play this guy from Africa that's
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: in the hospital. Like literally, like, no, fuck's given, Like
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that was the writing, and then you had other shit
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: like alf that was about an alien that eight cats.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: So when you stack something like this up next to
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: it where you're like, hey, we're trying to tell people
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: that lesbians are people too, yeah, it becomes an emmy
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah possibility versus you know, an alien eating a cat.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that makes perfect sense. I like, I need
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to put myself back in like what that time.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Because you weren't alive.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm old.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: You're so old it's growing.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Oh dairy? Whoaw Wow? The truth comes out, Abby, the
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: truth comes out. Damn unreal. I tell everyone at the
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: next meeting that you shame you age shamed.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Me, I will say, though it's kind of it's weird.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I feel like getting to because I just turned thirty
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: five earlier in May, and it like kind of freaked
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: me out and I know it's not old, like, but
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know, something weird inside me. It was just like,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm actually at that point where I'm
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: like an adult and I have to be an adult now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Sucks. That's me in the face This past year when
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I hit forty I was like, I'm not a kid anymore.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I can't say I'm young anymore, and it like it,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: it was depressing.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Forty was hard. I don't know, you guys talking about
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I'm forty five in August and I am a fucking
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: winner and I am a child. It's fine.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not an adult, but I don't know.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: What I know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't feel like that age,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you know, like when you're younger and you look at
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: that age like, oh, like that's an adult and they
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: have all their shit together and yeah, family, and like.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: One day I'll get mine together.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That's like I don't want that or else.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: It's just adult is hard. Yeah, yeah, I just want
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: to stupid. I won't eat candy. You can eat candy yay,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: okay and not have it make me just be sick.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Well, the fact of life now everything makes us sick.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Favorite variety of Chewy Toms. That's something you can look
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: forward to.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: That's an adult thing.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you drink too much or have a spicy
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: food Tom's Chewy?
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: We have the bare Fleet acid reflex pills in I
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: think every room of the house.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I'm on the night standing.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You don't ever want to be too far.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: He used to be able to drink a fifth of
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Jack Daniels, like in an evening at a party when
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I was in my twenties. Wow, if yeah, it's fine.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: A fifth is not a handle. A fifth is the
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: like seven to fifty mill at all. It's like a
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: bottle of wine. But Jack Daniels, Yeah, it's still a lot.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at your face. It's a lot.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Your justification of it is not making this wine.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: It's like wine, but not wine.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not judging you.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: It's like one sippy cup.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Also, the parties I went to in like the sippy cup.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I said, it's one sippy cup. I would have started
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: at like four or five in the afternoon and we
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: would have like played for hours. Yeah, that's a long time.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: You're not just coming in with a stanley of whiskey.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: If I have like two double Jack and or just
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: like Jack on the rocks, I have to take it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Tom's I can't. The heartburn is real.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: The older you get stupid, I hate it. You know
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: what I don't hate. I don't hate the villains that
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: you tell us about.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: She's getting us back on track. Yeah, I'm the villain
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: of the episode.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, No, Blanche is definitely the villain this time because.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I picked that right, you really did a lot of
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: times they do.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: The work for me when they pick the villain, because
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: sometimes I gotta work. But this one, it's really not
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: about you all the time, Blanche. And she's so upset
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: that Jeane's not in love with her like that. That
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: scene alone is proof positive that. Plus, she keeps trying
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: to push a man on someone and even though it's
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: only been a year, let that person tell you when
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: they're ready to start fucking again. Don't assume that they're
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: gonna like hop back into bed with someone, because you would, Blanche,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: because I know she was pushing her Last week, you
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: fucked someone to save a tree, so I'm not sure
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: you're the best person to do.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: He was doing it for the environment.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it okay.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, She's like, it's been a year, you need
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: to see men, you need to chill out. You lost
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: your husband, Like, you can't tell someone how to grieve.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: The spoiler alert. On the episodes where they picked Blanche,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: it's usually pretty easy for me because she's also a
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: little bit narrow, more narrow minded because of her vein
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: from the sallow and how vain she is, so she
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: typically makes a lot more.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: So when in doubt pick Blanche.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, She's definitely my least favorite character. I don't
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I don't really like her.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, who's your most favorite?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Sophia, Yeah, that's my girl?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Rose Like the fact that they make her seem so
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: dumb kind of annoys me. I didn't realize that what
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: her character was. Everybody loved Betty White so much. I
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: just thought she'd have a cooler character. Like I feel
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: like they did a disservice to Betty White, Like, why
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: are you giving her such a shit character?
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: She was originally cast as Blanche. Yeah, could you imagine
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: how that would have been?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Oh funny that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that kind of would because she was the slut
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: on Mary Taylor Moore. Oh yeah, yea, she played the
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: office slut on that show. But she was so good
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: at those, like silly stories. This the both of these
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: episodes did not showcase truly, but like we saw an
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: episode a while ago that there was a cow that
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: had three legs that we were all genuinely concerned about.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: For like weeks after we saw it was no resolution
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: to why the cow only had three legss, Like they
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: made us care about it and then didn't finish it,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: or like there's an episode, Yeah, there's an episode. Not Oh,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: they weren't sardines.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: They were herrings, herrings about a.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Harrying circus and that one family wanted to pickle and
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: serve the herring and the other family wanted to train
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: it for the circus. So, in her dim wightedness, she
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: tells these phrenomenal animal stories all the time. So you
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: just didn't. I mean, you have to, you have to
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: come back.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Sofia has great stories too. I don't think you got
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: one in either of these.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or one liners, like there's one more says something
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: like oh why why why do people have sex so
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: much in Italy or whatever, and Sophia is like, because
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: their pants are so tight, Like it's that come out
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: in the story.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she has great sofa.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: We did get to hear a bunch in the pufface.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: That was a good one in my opinion.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, yeah, that's.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Oh God is not silent, guys, that's.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: My favorite joke.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I also, that's funny you said the whole Knocketting closure
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: thing because I felt that way at the end of
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: this episode.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, wait, yeah, like we ran out of time.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I off to the episode in the middle of
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the episode, like what's going on here?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Definitely a sitcom ending. They just kind of.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: For sure all right, Well, hey, I think that's a show.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I want to thank you for stopping by a gan
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: and thank you, and I'm just gonna go glad you
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: liked it. I'm gonna do what you're never supposed to
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: do where you ask your mom in front of your friends,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say that you have an open invite
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: to come back whenever.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: You want on the show.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: So you think we're gonna go, no, absolutely anytime.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: This is very fun. It was more fun than I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: expected it to be.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yay, thanks, that makes me feel great.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna suck, but you guys were Okay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love this. I love this for our friendship
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: so much. But Wesley, if anyone wants to follow you
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: or pay attention to you because you're so nice to me,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: where would that be?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Follow me on Instagram? Weslie Ogle News. Do I need
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: spell my name? Do you guys?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: You probably should.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird, it's different. Yeah, w E s l
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: E I g H and my last fancy. Yeah, my
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: parents are fancy O g l E. And if you
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: do Wesley Ogle news that's my public profile and then
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: I have a personal one that you can request to
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: follow if you would like. It's wogel w O g
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: l E. You don also search my name on Facebook.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty easy to find, so you can find me.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Her last name is a verb.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can ogle somebody.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: You guys are new Wait is your last name or ogle?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's Ogle, but like the word is all okay?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: So I know and I or did they say I think.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: They say it either way.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to make sure I haven't been calling
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: you by the last name for like it's I.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Mean, I say my name on TV every day, so
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I think you know how to say it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have TV. I don't know why no one.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: My mom also will be like have you seen this
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: commercial with And I'm like, no, I don't have TV.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's able cutter.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: But I hear mostly from people though, when I tell
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: them what I do, they're like, oh, I don't want
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: a TV animal.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I hear that all the time TV.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I just don't have cable.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: It took me forever to figure out how to get
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: my local news in the morning through streets and stuff's pain.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you guys on YouTube? Can we get it
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: that way?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Okay, there you go.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: K two News KTU news. Haw's a YouTube channel. We're
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: actually like really trying to do that. Oh yeah, I
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: don't think it's gonna anything.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: No excuses.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Now, Look, I kept cable way longer than I needed
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: to be As I was like, well, I watched my
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: friend on TV like literally, Like you can also just
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: stream it.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: On the K two Like it's streaming online KAQW dot
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: com slash live. If you go to that, We're thirty
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to nine every Monday through Friday. You'll see me.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Person that comes on after her, though I've never met her,
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: is delightful.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Oh is that Helen? Wait?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: No, I've met Helen. No, I've met Helen.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: No?
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Uh a, Jelica isn't.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean she's on it like the same time
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: as me. Yeah, and were you guys?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were on at the same time.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I felt like I don't have But she's much more news.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Everybody. Yeah, it's dying.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: We need yeah radio local news, Yeah, yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: It's sad. Well, it's just all moving like digital, so
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: we're all having to kind of.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I wish it was more gossipy, like, did you guys
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: fucking hear what happened on f Street?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I know, I wish I had like all the time,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I'm always like, can we please? Just can I do
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: the news like the way I would want to say it?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Please? And then he was all like and she was like, no, yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I would love to do. There'd be so many phones.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I'd pay, I would resubscribe to cable. It was like
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: this fucking guy.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Like he was being super shady, and then he robbed
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: a bank, y'all allegedly allegedly.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: You will not believe that this dumbast.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Did what the police said he did.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and we all know about how what
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: they say.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Our producer is staring at me, Abby.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Does she want food or something?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: She wants cheesecake?
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Do you want cheesecake?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Her cheesecake?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: No?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: God, no, no, that would not be Golden girls always
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: eat cheesecake.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Oh Christ, you got to give out ours?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yess, Abby should give them.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Oh does.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: No?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Abby doesn't know only Chris.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know them even though you say him weekly.
• 52:08
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• 52:12
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• 52:15
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• 52:16
  Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you. Yeah, yeah, well
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: you good talk to watch?
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Ain't she cute?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, I have your cheesecake ready.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: And it's covered in white hairs?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Oh gross? Yeah we should have We should have all
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: eaten cheesecake while watching this.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Use my free do feet to cut the cheesecake.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: That's fair. Hopefully there's poop in there too. Yeah, she's
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: a dog, guys. I mean that's when so prescious.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: She couldn't use her teeth because she's one.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I wish she has one.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Something she gets when I have them is that I
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: am an adult and I have the bluey cereal, which
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: is just kicks. That someone like half assed through some
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: blue food coloring on it just kicks, And like I'll
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: take a picture of it and maybe we'll post it
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: with the episode or something. But it's literally like someone
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: was like making checks mix and that's how they put
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the blue dye into the entire batch of cereal. Some
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: of them are not blue at all, some of them
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: are half blue. Anyway, she gets but she'll toss a
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: kicks back to her one tooth and like chomp down.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: She's very resourceful head tossing it can adapt man.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and her it'll tongue hags out to just like
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: she got no teeth to hold it in. Yeap our
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: little dogs like pretty much just like Abby. She's just
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: turned fourteen and she's zero teeth. What's your Olivia?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: She's my parents and my sister in California?
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Though, what kind of dog?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: A mald teeth?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: So very like little yeah, with a tongue that hangs out.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I think she's she's small. No, they're the same size.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, she's like, do you have an Olivia voice?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Like an Abby voice?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I fucking came.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to embarrass myself like Aaron.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Oh weird, she called you old and embarrassed me. This
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: kid came on and kicked your ass to the Just
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: so you.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Know, next time we're at a public event for Alzheimer's,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I am going to be like, guys, it's Wesley Oga
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: you guys, she's on the news. I'm gonna do it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: I'm taking your top off. That'll get her mobbed.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: The guy, the water guy from that brewerial show up
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: and be like she took a drop off water. Oh god,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I'm never letting that go. That was the most uncomfortable
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I've ever been in a restaurant with that man.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: I brought some water.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I was like getting up that though, too, because it's
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: such a waste of water.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have like bathed child in the amount
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: of water we had at the table.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Like, what did they They just probably dumped it all out.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: After that hurts me.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for food sanitation purposes, cross contamination, they just
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: dump it out.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awful. That likes you really depressed.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: I'm glad we were able to depress you on the Luni.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Our job here is done.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: You did it, guys. You know, I'm sorry we crushed
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: your spirit.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: You don't think it's like a fun.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Way to crush crushed your spirit?
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, you're gonna be old soon.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Wait, else can we crush your spirit?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait, wait till you're almost forty five and you
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: go skiing?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Got you over time, I've already torn my ali. Oh
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just you know, that close to another ski.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: My god, one, I didn't know you guys went boating.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: You could possibly have a boating accident, right, is it
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: like a big boat.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Put got into the universe. That's great.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: WHOA, calm down. You called me old and stupid, and.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could have a we could have a boating injury.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I do still try to wakeboard from time to time.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: That might not be smart, so there could be a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: disaster there.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're physically fit.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I went kayaking once and it was the scariest hard
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: scary because I took a class and they made you
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: capsize yourself. Whoa, and then you had to get back
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: in your boat. And I got to tell you, there
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: was nothing less sexy than watching my chubby body flop.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Anybody try, it's fucking hard. The other people in the class.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I went first because I'm that girl. I'm like, fuck it,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I'll do it. I don't care. I don't care if
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I'm make an ass out of myself. The other women
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: that were in the with me straight up wouldn't do
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: it because they were like, no, that's hard.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: She that was hard, so hard, I'm not doing it.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I swallowed water from the fucking Columbia River I'm probably
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: gonna die.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Well they know that. No, they got a dead Lamit.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: There's dead bodies and the.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Is the dirty one.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't say that my friend's going to bed. I
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: have a friend who like his mission is to like,
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: you know, change our relationship with the Lamon River, which
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I support this mission.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: We should because it runs a drug city.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: We're just don't drink it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't put it inside it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: It's still not that cleans.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: In general, anybody of water that has fish and or
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: boats in it, probably you don't want to drink it.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: There.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bold bold statement here.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never thought of that, Aaron. You know, I
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: just go and put a bucket in and bring it
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: back to the house like that's how we drink.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I'm on you in the pufface. Oh my god. All right,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: everyone go home?
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Daddy?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: What do you mean I am home?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? You've ruined the k fabe.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: We're all sitting in this magical studio together eating God.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: This is why you don't get to come on Big
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Daddy's Old Lady.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Why Actually, full disclosure, I need Big Daddy's Little Lady.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I'll just watch it on my own and record my
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: thoughts for you.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, they send those.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Tu ye could you watch it on your own thought?
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I might not be amazing to that corner.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: We will play your thoughts on air, Yes we will.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Would be the best day ever.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: That actually might have been Daddy's Little Lady.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: We need this in our show.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't know we needed it, but we need it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I've just taken it to a whole other level.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Oh I love it.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think you want to be on that level. Possibly,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: but no I do. That's the level new level.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I feel like we have a different level of friendship
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: after today's show.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, then we like new wrinkles. Yeah, like Aaron's aged fish.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: This is adding under what Wesley was saying.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: It was her.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't say it, I just was saying what she thought.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy right now. I'm not the villain of
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the story.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: I now.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Abby. Can you run to the store and get me
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: some burn cream? It's fucking ridiculous.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Aaron is beautiful.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: They just know that I have a sinus infection and
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I'm on a lot of antibiotics right now, right you
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: mean fucks.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: You look beautiful? But can I talk quick story because
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: that reminded me of something kind of funny. Yeah, So
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: I went to Alta. I needed new I'm like not
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: get at knowing what makeup to do, which is funny
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: because I'm on TV, so you think I would be.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: But so I was like, I need to get like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: a foundation that actually matches my skin. I went in
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: there and this Russian chick it was like doing it,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: you know, finding my foundation. She's like told me how
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: deep the lines were under my eyes and guilted me
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: into buying the super expensive I cream because she just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: kept talking about the lines around my eyes, how unmoisturized
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: and hydrated. I was, yeah, and this is right when
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I turned thirty five. So I'm like, cool, thanks bitch.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Fuck you lady at Alta.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for by a niche I like that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's what it is. It's well,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: it was gonna. It's like some Tokyo brand. So a
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: long time, I'm obsessed bear with Japan. So I'm like, okay,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: that's fine.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I buy this stuff called No More Baggage. I don't
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: wear a ton of makeup, but I do try to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: fix my under ice because they are intense, like I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: also have been sleeping.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Me talking about your beautiful It's perfect?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: How dare you? Anyway? This is.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: There's not a wrinkle on your face?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Eric, Oh, Rosie O'Donnell, who you know, we don't always
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: like or maybe I don't know what the says about
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: her now, but when she used to be popular and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I was younger, she used to joke about how she
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: looked younger than she was because she was fat. And
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: I will say that that is true to some extent.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: If you have more fat, don't crack face.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, And I'm just gonna mention it in
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: case they want to sponsor our show at some point.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: But this some of is doctor Brandt and its needles
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: no more. It deep puffs but also puffs. It smooths
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: out so like my little dent I have, there is
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: not as visible. I only use it for special occasions
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: because it's also bougie, expensive cool.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I should use that. Maybe that Russian lady won't be
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: so mean to me that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: She looked twenty five, right, Yeah, that Russian lady turned
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: up the face.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: I should have bunch during the buffets. Jeez.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: No, it's a great story my My mom had a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: similar story at Saxmonth Avenue when she was like before
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: she had even had me, she was early thirties, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: they were and they were like, you really should have
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: been moisturizing by now you're gonna need this stuff. My
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: mom was like, fuck you, I'm on my lunch hour.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: I just want to question. Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It's like and I know what you're doing. I know
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: you're just saying this to make me buy it, but
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: it freaking worked and I bought it. They know what
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: they're doing, and I kind of think it worked, Like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I think it works on my face.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: The proof was in the pudding.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: The footing.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, the befooting in pudding. It's not silent,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: it's footing. Yeah, okay, we're done. We're going, so we
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: say bye.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you bye.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Oh we should, I mean, technically, didn't Abby already tell you?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Your cheesecake was ready looked on?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean you could just sit here and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: talk to us, I guess, but no,