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- 0:32Speaker 1: I assumed the position that a story that was popular
- 0:37Speaker 1: during the NFL offseason would be long gone by now.
- 0:41Speaker 1: The Cold War of football. But you know what happens
- 0:43Speaker 1: when you assume. And it has happened yet again. The
- 0:46Speaker 1: NFL Cold War continuing. Our lead this hour from San Francisco.
- 0:51Speaker 1: It's a rare 49er story that does not involve debauchery
- 0:55Speaker 1: of some kind. Whether it's Kyle Shanahan. getting into a
- 0:59Speaker 1: mystery wreck, and then radio silence for 11 days, and
- 1:03Speaker 1: the owner of the team going to do the make
- 1:05Speaker 1: and whoopee at a trailer park in Ohio, East Palestine, Ohio.
- 1:09Speaker 1: That's where I always go to see a lady of
- 1:11Speaker 1: the night, or I guess lady of the morning. So
- 1:13Speaker 1: you had that, and then Of course, you have the
- 1:16Speaker 1: love story, the fake wide receiver who's been running around
- 1:20Speaker 1: stooping women, getting money from them, pretending to be on
- 1:23Speaker 1: the 49ers. Well, this is not that. So we have
- 1:25Speaker 1: a legitimate 49er wide receiver, Brandon Iook, who remains at
- 1:31Speaker 1: loggerheads with the franchise. The general manager, John Lynch. commenting
- 1:37Speaker 1: on this saying, nothing has changed. Three words, nothing has
- 1:41Speaker 1: changed from John Lynch. Now, Brandon Ike remains on the
- 1:45Speaker 1: reserve left. The squad essentially went AWOL, the NFL's version
- 1:50Speaker 1: of AWOL. I don't know if you saw this or not.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So he doesn't count against the 49ers roster as they
- 1:54Speaker 1: get ready to head to Australia to take on the
- 1:57Speaker 1: LA Rams in an NFC West slobber knocker. Because when
- 2:01Speaker 1: you think NFC West football, You think Australia. Doesn't get
- 2:05Speaker 1: any more authentic than that. Anyway, John Lynch continues, said
- 2:09Speaker 1: he's just not on our roster. Lynch, the executive. I
- 2:14Speaker 1: worked for his boss in San Diego. His boss, John
- 2:16Speaker 1: Lynch's dad, ran the radio cluster that I worked for
- 2:19Speaker 1: in San Diego. Anyway, Brandon Ayuk was scheduled to receive $ 24.
- 2:23Speaker 3: 9 million.
- 2:28Speaker 1: And an option bonus, that would be here on September
- 2:31Speaker 1: 1st as we head into September 1st, still late on
- 2:34Speaker 1: the 31st of August in the West. The show we're
- 2:39Speaker 1: doing is for September 1st. So anyway, the point is
- 2:42Speaker 1: that he was due to get a roster bonus of
- 2:45Speaker 1: $ 24. 9 million.
- 2:46Speaker 4: But Lynch confirmed ixnay on the Monday for the.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Wide receiver, as he will not be getting that money.
- 2:54Speaker 1: The Niners don't owe him the money. Because the team
- 2:58Speaker 1: says that he defaulted on his contract. You know how
- 3:01Speaker 1: hard it is to default on a contract? It's just
- 3:05Speaker 1: basically have a pulse, you get the money. Have a pulse,
- 3:09Speaker 1: you get the money. And he's effed that up. So
- 3:11Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
- 3:14Speaker 1: the question. At what point At what point does Brandon
- 3:20Speaker 1: Iook realize that his protest, and he's locked in, he's
- 3:24Speaker 1: bunkered down in this protest, is actually hurting Brandon Iook
- 3:28Speaker 1: more than it is the 49ers? All right, so my
- 3:32Speaker 1: thoughts on this, I've got shopping at Lids, barbershop, and
- 3:37Speaker 1: diving board. And we will combine all of these things together,
- 3:43Speaker 1: and we are going to have some delicious orange chicken
- 3:46Speaker 1: and chow mein. is what we're going to have. So, A,
- 3:49Speaker 1: to begin here, this has gone from a contract dispute,
- 3:55Speaker 1: which even that, you're like, well, is it really a
- 3:58Speaker 1: contract dispute? Because Brad and I got the money. He
- 4:01Speaker 1: got the contract he wanted, in theory, and it's gone
- 4:06Speaker 1: from whatever that was, right, whatever that was, to just
- 4:10Speaker 1: the Olympics of stubbornness. Congratulations, you're in the Olympics. What
- 4:14Speaker 1: kind of Olympics? Oh, it's the Olympics of stubbornness. Oh, great.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Except Brandon Iok is the only contestant selling himself and
- 4:24Speaker 1: lighting himself on fire. His own wallet is being lit
- 4:26Speaker 1: on fire while he's selling himself to the world public
- 4:29Speaker 1: on social media, demanding to play for the commanders and this, that,
- 4:33Speaker 1: and the other thing. And so he's selling himself and
- 4:35Speaker 1: then also burning his wallet on fire at the same time.
- 4:39Speaker 1: So he's wasting the prime years of his career, which
- 4:43Speaker 1: it seems like it's over at this point based on,
- 4:46Speaker 1: today that he's not going to play again in a
- 4:48Speaker 1: meaningful role in the NFL. So he's battling. He's in
- 4:54Speaker 1: an argument he cannot win. Think about that. You know
- 4:57Speaker 1: you cannot win the argument, and yet you're fully engaged
- 5:00Speaker 1: in the argument. The man has locked himself into one
- 5:04Speaker 1: of those escape rooms and swallowed the key. Abracadabra. Good
- 5:10Speaker 1: luck getting out without the key. You can't do it. Now, meanwhile,
- 5:12Speaker 1: the 49ers.
- 5:14Speaker 1: They're sitting up and they're lazy boy. They got their
- 5:17Speaker 1: feet up. They got some lemonade. They're enjoying themselves, resting
- 5:20Speaker 1: nice and comfortably because NFL rules, the bylaws allow them
- 5:26Speaker 1: to leave Brandon Iook in a contractual squabble in purgatory
- 5:32Speaker 1: while owing him nothing. To infinity and beyond! They don't
- 5:38Speaker 1: have to do anything. And so for our purposes, bravo
- 5:41Speaker 1: to the wide receiver, Brandon Iook, who should be shopping
- 5:45Speaker 1: over at Lids. Go over there, get a nice cap.
- 5:47Speaker 1: We recommend the golden headwear for Brandon Iook. Now get
- 5:51Speaker 1: that golden headwear right there. And I recommend the royal
- 5:55Speaker 1: dunce cap. Dum-da-dum-dum-dum! Yes, after holding the financial bonfire... And
- 6:04Speaker 1: so far, if my mal or math is correct, he
- 6:06Speaker 1: is torched. Roughly $ 53 million, which, oh, by the way,
- 6:14Speaker 1: I looked a few hours ago, is less than almost
- 6:17Speaker 1: all the state lotteries. He had the lottery, and he burned, baby,
- 6:24Speaker 1: burned the lottery. $ 50- plus million between guaranteed money and option bonuses.
- 6:30Speaker 1: So bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo. Way to go. All right.
- 6:35Speaker 1: What exactly is the endgame here, you ask? Well, San
- 6:39Speaker 1: Francisco has to do nothing. They can just twiddle their
- 6:41Speaker 1: thumbs and wait for their owner to go to another
- 6:43Speaker 1: trailer park and their coach to go driving his Tesla.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Wink, wink.
- 6:48Speaker 1: And all that. And Brian and I can scream and
- 6:51Speaker 1: shout and let it all out on social media. The
- 6:54Speaker 1: grandfather clock keeps ticking away. Tick, tick, tick. Just like that.
- 7:00Speaker 1: And eventually... You're not teaching the big bad 49ers a lesson.
- 7:05Speaker 1: You're paying $ 52 million, Brandon Ayok, in tuition to teach
- 7:12Speaker 1: yourself a lesson. And someday you'll go around to airport
- 7:16Speaker 1: seminars and say, I'm the guy that burned $ 50 million
- 7:20Speaker 1: because I was making a point. Well, he can't have
- 7:24Speaker 1: dinner now with Le'Veon Bell, who did not burn that
- 7:26Speaker 1: much money but chose to hang out in his banana hammock.
- 7:30Speaker 1: They're in Miami rather than play for the Steelers years ago.
- 7:33Speaker 1: And then was sentenced to play for the Jets. All right, meanwhile,
- 7:36Speaker 1: to Los Angeles we go. Follow-up to the follow-up to
- 7:38Speaker 1: the follow-up. Aaron Donald returning to the Rams at age 35.
- 7:43Speaker 1: You know about that. Two seasons in a gap situation.
- 7:49Speaker 1: He went on sabbatical for a couple years. Donald insisting
- 7:52Speaker 1: that he remains physically capable of playing at a high level.
- 7:56Speaker 1: That's what he said. In fact, he says he stayed
- 7:59Speaker 1: in shape by... Weightlifting, okay. Conditioning and full speed treadmill work.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Sounds like my random Wednesday. Did all that stuff. Now,
- 8:10Speaker 1: entering the chat, Aaron Donald brought up his long-time, long-time
- 8:15Speaker 1: speed trainer. Who doesn't have a speed trainer? You don't?
- 8:21Speaker 1: But I met the Mallard Militia in Vegas. I mean,
- 8:23Speaker 1: all those guys have speed trainers. Good-looking people. They have
- 8:27Speaker 1: a need for speed.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 8:29Speaker 1: The speed trainer, Dwayne Brown, who has known Donald since
- 8:36Speaker 1: he was in high school, worked with him, and Aaron
- 8:38Speaker 1: Donald glowingly said, listen, this guy evaluated me, and his
- 8:45Speaker 1: decision was that Aaron Donald had not missed a step.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Despite two years on the shelf, he had not missed
- 8:53Speaker 1: a step. Now, Donald spent roughly three months, he says,
- 8:57Speaker 1: preparing to come back So the Rams dragging it out
- 9:01Speaker 1: to the 11th hour. Said it was a long process,
- 9:04Speaker 1: and he's ready to go. And the Rams are being
- 9:08Speaker 1: coy about whether or not he'll play against the Niners
- 9:11Speaker 1: in Australia. What's the point? What are you saving him for?
- 9:14Speaker 1: All right, question. Aaron Donald says his longtime speed coach
- 9:19Speaker 1: told him that he has not lost a step. What's
- 9:23Speaker 1: the level of importance to that line by Aaron Donald?
- 9:30Speaker 1: You ask me, level of importance. Somewhere, to quote the
- 9:34Speaker 1: great Jim Mora, somewhere between diddly and squat. Ergo, diddly squat.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Come on. We're supposed to buy that Aaron Donald's comeback
- 9:46Speaker 1: is going to work out glowingly because his personal trainer
- 9:50Speaker 1: gave the old thumbs up. Really? That's what we're doing.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Of course, the trainer, the speed coach is going to say, hey,
- 9:59Speaker 1: you look great. what else was he supposed to say
- 10:02Speaker 1: aaron i gotta tell you man you're cooked you are
- 10:05Speaker 1: cooked get out of here it's kind of like going
- 10:08Speaker 1: to the neighborhood barber shop and asking your barber how
- 10:13Speaker 1: the haircut looks after he's just finished the haircut What
- 10:16Speaker 1: do you expect the barber to say? Boy, I really
- 10:19Speaker 1: screwed that one up. Oh, man. You might want to
- 10:21Speaker 1: go with the shaved head look now because it's not
- 10:24Speaker 1: really working for you. Yeah. Workout videos also. I've learned
- 10:28Speaker 1: this over the years. It used to drive me nuts
- 10:30Speaker 1: and I used to rant about guys doing weight lifting
- 10:33Speaker 1: workout videos and all that. The workout videos are football
- 10:38Speaker 1: porn for fans. That's it. They're pornography. Workout videos are
- 10:42Speaker 1: pornography for football fans. That's what they are. And Everybody
- 10:46Speaker 1: looks fantastic. Because you don't post it if you don't
- 10:50Speaker 1: look fantastic. Everyone looks fantastic until, of course, the rubber
- 10:54Speaker 1: meets the road when the games begin and you forget
- 10:57Speaker 1: the stopwatch. Aaron Donald. His whole performance with the Rams
- 11:01Speaker 1: back when he became the greatest defensive player of his
- 11:03Speaker 1: generation was based on violence and leverage. He's 35 and
- 11:08Speaker 1: barring some kind of amazing pharmaceuticals, generally you slow down
- 11:12Speaker 1: in an athletic environment around that age. So, of course,
- 11:17Speaker 1: I will point out nobody loses a step in August
- 11:20Speaker 1: or even September. They lose their step in November, right?
- 11:26Speaker 1: The games start piling up, and the question is not
- 11:29Speaker 1: whether Aaron Donald can go out and dominate against the
- 11:32Speaker 1: Niners or somebody else the Rams play early in the year.
- 11:36Speaker 1: The question is whether or not Aaron Donald can survive
- 11:40Speaker 1: 50 snaps on a Sunday and then do it again
- 11:46Speaker 1: seven days later over and over and over and become
- 11:49Speaker 1: the Energizer Bunny. The key to this, and this is
- 11:52Speaker 1: something like Nostradinus and J.J. and Renton and the trolls
- 11:56Speaker 1: don't understand. To expect Aaron Donald to be exactly what
- 12:00Speaker 1: he was, a carbon copy, is not going to happen. However,
- 12:03Speaker 1: if Aaron Donald can give the Rams 70% of the vintage,
- 12:09Speaker 1: that is a home run. That is not a base hit.
- 12:12Speaker 1: That's a home run for the Rams. Anything more than 70%
- 12:15Speaker 1: is obscene. for what that defense should be. And so
- 12:19Speaker 1: the Rams have assembled. I've read everything online. I've learned
- 12:22Speaker 1: the Rams have assembled the greatest defense ever created on
- 12:26Speaker 1: an iPad. So congratulations on that. Yes. Way to go. Now, unfortunately,
- 12:32Speaker 1: as with all these things, as we pointed out, you
- 12:34Speaker 1: actually have to play the games. You have to wear
- 12:35Speaker 1: the uniform, the shoulder pads, the jockstrap, and all that stuff.
- 12:38Speaker 1: So that's when we will find out whether or not
- 12:41Speaker 1: this is the reality of the situation. All right, last word.
- 12:45Speaker 1: We head now to the most pathetic quarterback competition in
- 12:48Speaker 1: the NFL. We thought the Cleveland Browns had owned that
- 12:51Speaker 1: title as the most despicable quarterback controversy in pro football.
- 12:56Speaker 1: But no. The Atlanta Hawks said, wait a minute. What
- 13:00Speaker 1: about us? Hold my beer. So we are told the
- 13:04Speaker 1: Falcons are bemused about whether or not Michael Penix Jr.,
- 13:12Speaker 1: should start over to a tongue of Iloa. What? Yes,
- 13:18Speaker 1: week one against the Pittsburgh football team. Now we are
- 13:22Speaker 1: told that Atlanta has not decided. Everyone else has decided.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Not Atlanta on who their quarterback is going to be.
- 13:30Speaker 1: So the question is rather obvious. We'll ask it anyway.
- 13:33Speaker 1: You can answer it rhetorically or you can call in
- 13:35Speaker 1: later or Send a snarky comment on X. How bad,
- 13:40Speaker 1: here's the question, how bad must Tua Tunga-Vailoa have looked
- 13:46Speaker 1: in practice, not the game, forget the game, she's talking
- 13:48Speaker 1: about practice, for Atlanta to still be considering, with the
- 13:54Speaker 1: NFL beginning next week, for the NFL's Atlanta Falcons to
- 13:58Speaker 1: still be considering Starting a quarterback, Michael Pennex Jr., who
- 14:03Speaker 1: has been broken, hasn't played a snap in preseason action,
- 14:09Speaker 1: and doesn't appear to be fully medically ready to go.
- 14:12Speaker 1: And yet, it certainly sounds like they're leaning towards Pennex
- 14:17Speaker 1: to be the quarterback there for the Dirty Birds. So
- 14:21Speaker 1: Tua Tungabailoa walked into Atlanta. I must stress how crazy
- 14:25Speaker 1: this is. He left the Dolphins because he sucked there
- 14:28Speaker 1: and they got rid of him. And so Tua goes
- 14:29Speaker 1: into Georgia with the starting job practically waiting at baggage claim.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Just get off the plane, go to carousel three at
- 14:39Speaker 1: the baggage claim. Okay, not carousel four, not five, three. Okay,
- 14:43Speaker 1: I'll go to carousel three. Go to the baggage claim.
- 14:46Speaker 1: And somehow they didn't lose his luggage. He couldn't find
- 14:50Speaker 1: his own luggage. How did that happen? And so Tua
- 14:54Speaker 1: is performing. Like he's Chick-fil-A. He doesn't work on Sunday.
- 14:59Speaker 1: What are you doing? There is no reasonable explanation for
- 15:03Speaker 1: a quarterback competition to still exist other than the fact
- 15:08Speaker 1: that Tua... during training camp was climbing up the ladder
- 15:12Speaker 1: to the diving board and has done a full-on belly
- 15:16Speaker 1: whopper cowabunga dude yeah just like that and so think
- 15:21Speaker 1: about tua was brought in specifically because michael pennex jr
- 15:26Speaker 1: was not going to be ready and now two is
- 15:29Speaker 1: apparently not ready yikes and Penix hasn't even adjusted yet.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I was reading some of the stories. They said, well,
- 15:37Speaker 1: he's not really up to speed in terms of he
- 15:39Speaker 1: can throw the ball. They don't know what's going to
- 15:42Speaker 1: happen if he gets sacked.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Yes.
- 15:46Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to avoid pressure. That seems like
- 15:49Speaker 1: it's going to be a thing. What do I know?
- 15:51Speaker 1: I didn't play in the NFL, right?
- 15:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Reconstructed knee, which I think is still under warranty. And
- 15:57Speaker 1: you've got Atlanta who's sitting there right now, biting their
- 16:01Speaker 1: fingernails and And they're looking across the quarterback room and
- 16:06Speaker 1: they're like, well, yeah, I know the guy's got a
- 16:09Speaker 1: bum knee and he hadn't played, but we kind of
- 16:11Speaker 1: like that guy. How damning is that? The Falcons are
- 16:15Speaker 1: essentially deciding whether 80% of Michael Penix Jr. or even
- 16:19Speaker 1: less than that is over 100%, better than 100% of
- 16:23Speaker 1: Tua Tungavailoa. And that doesn't sound like a quarterback controversy
- 16:29Speaker 1: on this side of the microphone. That is a mayday,
- 16:33Speaker 1: mayday call from flowery branch. It's a dead flowery branch there.
- 16:38Speaker 1: It really is. And so Tua had an open highway,
- 16:41Speaker 1: open highway for QB1 status, and somehow drove into the medium.
- 16:46Speaker 1: And he wasn't drinking and just was distracted. Maybe he
- 16:50Speaker 1: had that self-driving Tesla like Kyle Shanahan did. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
- 16:54Speaker 1: At this rate, though. The Atlanta Falcons and the career
- 16:58Speaker 1: of Tua Tungabailoa at this moment here, they are riding
- 17:02Speaker 1: on the express elevator, and they're going right to Clipboard City.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Population Tua. Yikes.
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- 17:49Speaker 1: So our lead story this hour is from the Twin
- 17:52Speaker 1: Cities here. We have a status update. Follow-up to the follow-up.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Follow-up to the follow-up. J.J.
- 18:00Speaker 3: McCarthy.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Remains on the Viking roster. The Minnesota football team did
- 18:05Speaker 1: get rid of one of their quarterbacks, although not McCarthy. However,
- 18:10Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's going to play. I don't know if
- 18:11Speaker 1: you saw this or not, but McCarthy said to be
- 18:14Speaker 1: suffering from an ankle predicament. What does that mean? He's got, oh,
- 18:21Speaker 1: my ankle! He's got a bum ankle. So Adam Schefter
- 18:25Speaker 1: tells us that the injury is now a multi-week issue.
- 18:30Speaker 1: And there were some reports over the weekend saying it
- 18:32Speaker 1: was minor, he's day-to-day. And now all of a sudden,
- 18:36Speaker 1: little hocus-pocus, no focus, and they're saying, well, he's going
- 18:39Speaker 1: to be out multiple weeks. Now, you know what that means?
- 18:42Speaker 4: Yep.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Carson Wentz. Carson Wentz is your backup quarterback. You got
- 18:50Speaker 1: alligator arms and Carson Wentz. Welcome to hell, Minnesota Viking fan.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Welcome to hell.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Yikes.
- 19:00Speaker 1: So that's it. That means McCarthy, if my math is
- 19:03Speaker 1: correct on this, I'm using back of the napkin math,
- 19:07Speaker 1: that means McCarthy is the third string quarterback on the
- 19:10Speaker 1: depth chart. And that is a good jumping off point.
- 19:14Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. What's the beef? What's
- 19:19Speaker 1: the beef with the Vikings quarterback, J.J. McCarthy, being out
- 19:24Speaker 1: with a bum ankle? Any kind of beef with this.
- 19:27Speaker 1: So I've got Wooly Mammoth, Star Jones, I know, and
- 19:33Speaker 1: the Summer Blockbuster trailer. We've got all of these things.
- 19:36Speaker 1: We're going to combine them together, and we are going
- 19:38Speaker 1: to make a delicious beef burrito and some nachos with
- 19:41Speaker 1: extra cheese on top. That's what we're going to do.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Sound good, doesn't it? Okay, sounds good. All right, so
- 19:45Speaker 1: first of all, all right, here's the deal. The beef...
- 19:50Speaker 1: is that the ankle, if you examine the ankle with
- 19:54Speaker 1: any kind of critical thinking, the ankle became the fall ankle.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Not the fall guy, the fall ankle. Got to have
- 20:04Speaker 1: a fall body part. And this turned out to be
- 20:08Speaker 1: the ankle for J.J. McCarthy here. You'd have to be
- 20:12Speaker 1: a grade A Rube. I am talking higher level Rube
- 20:18Speaker 1: in a purple and gold onesie. I'm going full purple
- 20:25Speaker 1: and gold onesie here to not see how convenient this
- 20:31Speaker 1: whole situation turned out to be. First, the injury was
- 20:35Speaker 1: minor injury. Then all of a sudden, OAD, oops-a-daisy. Oops-a-daisy.
- 20:42Speaker 1: It's a multi-week problem. And ta-da! Carson Wentz is your QB2.
- 20:49Speaker 1: What astonishing timing. As Andrea, the astrology insider, would say,
- 20:54Speaker 1: the planet's all lined up for the Vikings here. So
- 20:58Speaker 1: the Minnesota football team, they found the ultimate hiding spot.
- 21:04Speaker 1: No one's going to find... No one's going to find J.J.
- 21:08Speaker 1: McCarthy in quarterback embarrassment tent. There's like a tent. It's
- 21:14Speaker 1: called quarterback embarrassment over there. And it's actually right behind
- 21:18Speaker 1: the medical tent. It's a different tent. Yeah, that's right.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Off to the side there and in the back. If
- 21:23Speaker 1: you walk around the medical tent, you'll see the embarrassment tent.
- 21:27Speaker 1: And that's where that is. And that bum ankle... is camouflage.
- 21:32Speaker 1: It's corporate camouflage, a warm security blanket. So Minnesota did
- 21:37Speaker 1: not have to publicly announce, by the way, Carson Wentz
- 21:40Speaker 1: is our new backup quarterback, and a guy that we
- 21:45Speaker 1: got a couple years ago with the 10th pick in
- 21:46Speaker 1: the draft, well, he got outplayed by Carson Wentz. The
- 21:49Speaker 1: rotting carcass of Carson Wentz outplayed him. So it gives Minnesota,
- 21:55Speaker 1: the brains behind the franchise there, it gives them plausible deniability.
- 22:00Speaker 1: And it preserves J.J. McCarthy's dignity on some level. And
- 22:05Speaker 1: everyone can get together. They can huddle up there in Minnesota.
- 22:09Speaker 1: And they can blame the joint. Not that kind of joint.
- 22:14Speaker 1: The ankle. And acknowledge the woolly mammoth. In the back
- 22:20Speaker 1: of the room, they're doing jumping jacks. Well, why is
- 22:22Speaker 1: there a woolly mammoth doing jumping jacks? I don't know.
- 22:24Speaker 1: I have no idea. But it's right there in the
- 22:26Speaker 1: back on the right-hand side of the room. You can
- 22:28Speaker 1: see clearly the woolly mammoth doing jumping jacks. Even Inca
- 22:31Speaker 1: Terror can see that, and Stevie Meatballs can see it. Now,
- 22:34Speaker 1: when healthy, J.J. McCarthy just wasn't good enough. That's it.
- 22:41Speaker 1: That's the story right there.
- 22:42Speaker 4: All right.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Meanwhile, staying with Minnesota, though, there was some chatter that
- 22:45Speaker 1: the Vikings head coach, the quarterback whisperer, Kevin O'Connell, remains
- 22:51Speaker 1: one of J.J. McCurdy's biggest supporters. Yes, the story claiming
- 22:56Speaker 1: that O'Connell, quote, wants to keep working with the quarterback.
- 23:01Speaker 3: Really?
- 23:01Speaker 2: Hmm.
- 23:02Speaker 1: All right. So the question here, do you believe, are
- 23:06Speaker 1: you a believer that That Viking coach, Kevin O'Connell, is
- 23:11Speaker 1: being truthful when he says he still wants to develop J.J. McCarthy.
- 23:17Speaker 1: So on the Malheur sincerity scale, we've dusted off the
- 23:22Speaker 1: Malheur sincerity scale. One to ten, with ten being the
- 23:26Speaker 1: most sincere you could possibly be. And it's very rare
- 23:29Speaker 1: this happens. On the Malheur sincerity scale, Kevin O'Connell gets
- 23:33Speaker 1: a minus seven point. A minus seven on the Malheur
- 23:38Speaker 1: Sincerity Score scale, which we use, and it's always the
- 23:42Speaker 1: tool that we go to, as you know, from over
- 23:45Speaker 1: the years here. Now, we are believers that actions speak
- 23:48Speaker 1: louder than words. I think all of us can agree
- 23:50Speaker 1: on that. If I tell you I'm going to give
- 23:53Speaker 1: you $ 50, 000, that makes you feel pretty good. You know
- 23:56Speaker 1: what makes you feel better? Delivering a box filled with
- 24:01Speaker 1: money that has the $ 50, 000. That is better than telling
- 24:05Speaker 1: you I'm going to do it, actually doing it. Actually
- 24:07Speaker 1: doing it. And so the Vikings told you exactly what
- 24:12Speaker 1: they think of J.J. McCarthy when they brought in the
- 24:16Speaker 1: Oompa Loompa, Kyler Murray. They brought in Alligator Arms Murray there.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Kevin O'Connell saying, we want to keep working with J.J.,
- 24:25Speaker 1: is classic NFL coach speak. For we couldn't get anything
- 24:30Speaker 1: worthwhile for him on the trade market, so here we are.
- 24:35Speaker 1: We are stuck. And that's it. We'll call J.J. McCarthy
- 24:40Speaker 1: the white elephant, is what we're going to call him.
- 24:46Speaker 1: And the alleged quarterback whisperer, which is Kevin... O'Connell there.
- 24:51Speaker 1: And even he went out and said, you know, I
- 24:53Speaker 1: want somebody else. I don't want this guy. I want
- 24:55Speaker 1: somebody else. So calling McCarthy incredibly important, which is one
- 25:00Speaker 1: of the quotes that was bouncing around the interweb, that
- 25:03Speaker 1: he's incredibly important right after replacing him. With the football
- 25:08Speaker 1: equivalent of what? We should still be friends? That's essentially, well,
- 25:15Speaker 1: you know, listen, it's not you. It is you, but
- 25:19Speaker 1: let's still be friends. You're incredibly important. So we brought
- 25:23Speaker 1: in a guy with a video game addiction who's not
- 25:26Speaker 1: going to do anything more than be mediocre this year,
- 25:29Speaker 1: and we thought that guy was better than you. So
- 25:31Speaker 1: we got that guy. That's what he did. But keeping J.J.
- 25:35Speaker 1: is not obviously incredibly important. Keeping him is not some
- 25:40Speaker 1: kind of renewed commitment. That's not the case. It's just
- 25:45Speaker 1: postponing the inevitable. And the inevitable is eventually you're just
- 25:50Speaker 1: going to visit Star Jones on divorce court, which I
- 25:53Speaker 1: think is still on the air. And that'll be that.
- 25:56Speaker 1: And Kyler Murray already has the job. We hear that
- 25:59Speaker 1: Kyler has the parking spot for his tricycle, so that's exciting.
- 26:04Speaker 1: And he's got his favorite remote joystick. It's not a
- 26:08Speaker 1: remote control. It's like a joystick that he uses, and
- 26:11Speaker 1: he took that actually from J.J.
- 26:13Speaker 2: McCarthy.
- 26:13Speaker 1: So he's got the parking spot, he's got the key fob,
- 26:16Speaker 1: and he's got the remote control joystick thingamajig to play
- 26:20Speaker 1: the video games, all from J.J. McCarthy. who is now
- 26:24Speaker 1: in the back. He's no longer the leading actor. He
- 26:28Speaker 1: has been buried on the depth chart. All right, final thought.
- 26:32Speaker 1: To Dallas we go. And the training camp sensation of
- 26:37Speaker 1: NFL Nation can be yours if the price is right.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Did you see the Dallas Cowboys have said bye-bye? They
- 26:46Speaker 1: have fired quarterback Joe Milton. Let go on Monday, one
- 26:51Speaker 1: day after they announced on Sunday that they were keeping
- 26:53Speaker 1: him on the 53-man roster. They did the old okey-doke
- 26:57Speaker 1: and said, psych Dallas needing Milton's roster spot to claim
- 27:00Speaker 1: some running back you've never heard of from Kansas City.
- 27:03Speaker 1: So that guy's on the Cowboys roster now. The story
- 27:07Speaker 1: is that the Cowboys are hoping to bring Joe Milton
- 27:11Speaker 1: back to the practice squad. Not the real squad.
- 27:14Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 27:15Speaker 1: The practice squad. That is, of course, if he clears
- 27:19Speaker 1: waivers that another team could claim him. We'll see if
- 27:23Speaker 1: that happens. Now, Milton earned critical acclaim. Playing in some
- 27:28Speaker 1: of these exhibition games here was celebrated, right? On the interweb. Oh, man.
- 27:36Speaker 1: What a performance. What a performance. And it looked like
- 27:39Speaker 1: for a while he was going to be the QB
- 27:40Speaker 1: number two. QB number two behind Dak Prescott. Instead, Sam
- 27:46Speaker 1: the man. Sam Howell. Sam Howell will be the backup
- 27:50Speaker 1: quarterback in Jerry's world. So the question, what stands out?
- 27:56Speaker 1: about the Cowboys firing, because that's what, you know, they
- 27:59Speaker 1: say waivers, but you get fired, firing backup quarterback Joe
- 28:03Speaker 1: Milton after very impressive highlight plays in the Cowboys exhibition games.
- 28:09Speaker 1: So Joe Milton is the ultimate BT sandwich. I'm not
- 28:14Speaker 1: talking about bacon tomato sandwich. No, no, no, no, no.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Big T's, BT, the big T's. It's kind of like
- 28:22Speaker 1: the guy in the Cactus League or the Grapefruit League
- 28:24Speaker 1: that goes out and hits 10 home runs in March.
- 28:27Speaker 1: And you're like, boy, that's pretty cool. 10 home runs
- 28:30Speaker 1: in March. Let's see what he can do in April. Well, nothing.
- 28:33Speaker 1: He can't do anything in April. Can't even tie his
- 28:34Speaker 1: own shoes and chew gum at the same time. Can't happen.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Not going to happen. You're like, okay, not going to happen.
- 28:41Speaker 1: And so that's what he is. Joe Milton is the
- 28:44Speaker 1: summer blockbuster trailer. Everyone falls in love with the trailer. Oh,
- 28:50Speaker 1: it's so good. Every single August, you get excited about it,
- 28:55Speaker 1: and then the actual movie never makes it to the
- 28:58Speaker 1: big screen. Well, why is it not in the big screen? Well,
- 29:02Speaker 1: the trailer's good. It's like people that make TikTok videos
- 29:07Speaker 1: that go viral couldn't make a movie because a movie's
- 29:10Speaker 1: 90 minutes minimum. A TikTok video can be 20 seconds
- 29:14Speaker 1: or less, and that's it. So it's a different skill set.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But that's what he is. He's Joe Milton every year. Well,
- 29:21Speaker 1: it's only been a couple years. But with the Patriots,
- 29:22Speaker 1: we heard the same thing. Look at Joe Milton. Now
- 29:25Speaker 1: he's with the Cowboys. The same situation. And, oh, the trailer.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Spectacular. Absolutely spectacular. He's got all the tools.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Physical marvel. Joe Milton. Bazooka Joe armor.
- 29:40Speaker 3: Arm.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Bazooka Joe arm. Throws. When he chucks the football, Joe Milton,
- 29:46Speaker 1: his throws cross not one, not two, but three different
- 29:49Speaker 1: zip codes. And if you want viral clips, who are
- 29:53Speaker 1: you going to call? Right? That's right. Social media was drooling.
- 29:59Speaker 1: They were drooling over Joe Milton. And that's just that.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Every August, the Internet gets hypnotized and mesmerized, and they'll
- 30:08Speaker 1: do it all again next year. Look at the arm!
- 30:11Speaker 1: Mazel tov! Look at the arm. Way to go. And
- 30:14Speaker 1: then he wakes up at some point, Joe Milton, and
- 30:18Speaker 1: he actually is apparently unable to play meaningful games because
- 30:22Speaker 1: the Cowboys, just like the Patriots, did not really believe
- 30:24Speaker 1: in Joe Milton, even though they got a firsthand look,
- 30:28Speaker 1: and he has become. Joe Milton, unemployed NFL quarterback, has
- 30:32Speaker 1: become training camp legend guy. Training camp legend guy without
- 30:37Speaker 1: ever playing in at least a starting role. He's never
- 30:41Speaker 1: started an NFL game in his two years. And yet
- 30:44Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, my God. It's the razzle dazzle. He's
- 30:49Speaker 1: got the razzle dazzle. And the whispers keep going, oh,
- 30:52Speaker 1: the resume. Soon. Coming soon.
- 30:54Speaker 2: All right.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Physical tools, franchise quarterback, bazooka arm, all that stuff. And
- 30:59Speaker 1: as Bill Parcells preached the big tuna back in his day,
- 31:03Speaker 1: potential just means you haven't done anything. And it is
- 31:08Speaker 1: a curse. Potential, potential, potential, potential, potential. A prospect is
- 31:13Speaker 1: a suspect until proven otherwise. So until Joe Milton actually
- 31:17Speaker 1: goes out there and shows that he can play well
- 31:20Speaker 1: in a game that counts, Joe Milton, obviously not the
- 31:24Speaker 1: blockbuster movie. He is not. He's just a perpetual coming
- 31:29Speaker 1: attraction is what he is.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
- 31:33Speaker 2: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Well, here we go.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 31:38Speaker 2: It's Maller.
- 31:39Speaker 1: How about that?
- 31:39Speaker 2: To the third degree.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 31:43Speaker 2: This is when Big Ben gets grilled.
- 31:46Speaker 1: And to the coop-a-loop we go.
- 31:48Speaker 3: Ben, yesterday you talked about Will Levis getting waived by
- 31:51Speaker 3: the Titans. Yeah. Well, he went unclaimed on waivers. He
- 31:54Speaker 3: is now a free agent. Do you think he'll get
- 31:57Speaker 3: a backup quarterback role with anybody, or is he headed to, like,
- 31:59Speaker 3: a practice squad somewhere?
- 32:01Speaker 1: Yeah, at this point, usually what happens is they kind
- 32:04Speaker 1: of wait until the first week of the season, and
- 32:06Speaker 1: then they'll add players. And he'll definitely end up on
- 32:10Speaker 1: an NFL roster before the end of the year, no
- 32:12Speaker 1: matter how many negative plays he has, because, as you know, Coop,
- 32:15Speaker 1: There are supply chain shortages at the quarterback position. So
- 32:19Speaker 1: even bad quarterbacks keep getting jobs.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Next.
- 32:22Speaker 3: Well, college football started over the weekend. And the announced
- 32:27Speaker 3: attendance at the USC Trojans with the Coliseum was 51,144. Apparently,
- 32:31Speaker 3: it looked like a lot less than that. About 4,000
- 32:32Speaker 3: people were there.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Yeah, to the point where the U.S. even had to
- 32:39Speaker 3: make a statement about it. Some people were blaming the heat.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Do you think that was the problem, Ben?
- 32:45Speaker 1: No, that's a cop. It was really hot. Obviously, it
- 32:48Speaker 1: was hot. It felt like the South in Southern California. However,
- 32:52Speaker 1: the real issue here, Coop. is they're playing a bad team,
- 32:56Speaker 1: San Jose State, and people aren't fired up for Lincoln Riley.
- 32:59Speaker 1: That's the problem. It's a Lincoln Riley problem.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Next!
- 33:01Speaker 3: So Jonathan Kaminga is now on a two-year, $ 12 million
- 33:05Speaker 3: contract after turning down a three-year, $ 75 million offer last summer.
- 33:09Speaker 3: His agent's getting a lot of heat. Some think he's
- 33:11Speaker 3: closer to the first contract worth than the second contract worth.
- 33:14Speaker 3: What do you think he is? worth i think he's.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Your typical run-of-the-mill nba player's marginal how do we do
- 33:20Speaker 1: you pass this hey i passed andre i.
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- 33:36Speaker 2: live now maler's mountain of money do you have what
- 33:43Speaker 2: it takes to get to the top.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Not all right right to it let's welcome.
- 33:49Speaker 4: In our contestants we have we have uh skilly is
- 33:54Speaker 4: that his name all right skilly in rochester wants to
- 33:57Speaker 4: play hello skilly welcome.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Hello skilly what's up what up what up i'm here
- 34:04Speaker 1: all right all right you ready to go who do
- 34:06Speaker 1: you want to partner up with you got me ben
- 34:08Speaker 1: cooper lorena I'm going with you, bro. All right. We're
- 34:11Speaker 1: in it. We're in it, Skilly.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Hold on a sec.
- 34:13Speaker 4: You're going to play our game. We have JC in
- 34:16Speaker 4: Sherman Oaks, who's back. Hello, JC.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Hey, how are you? What's up, JC? Who do you
- 34:21Speaker 1: want to partner up with? You got Lorena or Cooper? Cooper.
- 34:24Speaker 3: You guys have the same initials.
- 34:26Speaker 1: That's right.
- 34:27Speaker 3: We're going to win this. JC and JC, let's go.
- 34:29Speaker 2: All right.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Let's get to it quickly.
- 34:30Speaker 3: What do we got, Coop? Hurry up.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Hurry up.
- 34:32Speaker 3: All right. This is the Barry Gibb edition of Mallard's
- 34:34Speaker 3: Amount of Money. He turns 80 years old today of
- 34:36Speaker 3: the Bee Gees. We have the categories Massachusetts, Night Fever, Stayin' Alive,
- 34:42Speaker 3: and Tragedy. Skilly, you were on first. Which category would
- 34:44Speaker 3: you like?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Stayin' Alive, baby.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Stayin' Alive.
- 34:47Speaker 1: All right.
- 34:48Speaker 3: And JC, how about you? Tragedy.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Tragedy.
- 34:51Speaker 3: All right.
- 34:51Speaker 4: All right.
- 34:52Speaker 1: Very good.
- 34:52Speaker 4: We'll do Stand Alive. These athletes all had near-death experiences.
- 34:57Speaker 4: Are you ready, Skilly? Let's get it.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Are you in New York or Minnesota?
- 35:02Speaker 3: Go!
- 35:02Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out.
- 35:03Speaker 2: New York, man.
- 35:04Speaker 3: All right.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 35:05Speaker 3: New York.
- 35:05Speaker 1: All right. 45 seconds on the clock. We're on our way.
- 35:09Speaker 1: And go. Greatest golfer of all time.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Tiger Woods.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Yes.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Quarterback for the Steelers was in a motorcycle accident. Dan Roethlisberger.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Yes. Bicycle rider, Tour de France. Yes.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Female tennis sensation who's African-American. She's now, I guess, back
- 35:30Speaker 1: playing tennis again.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Serena?
- 35:34Speaker 1: Yes, that is correct. Basketball player, played for the Clippers,
- 35:37Speaker 1: the Lakers, almost died. Yeah, look at that.
- 35:39Speaker 4: Buffalo Bill, defensive back, he almost died on the field.
- 35:45Speaker 1: That is correct. Offensive linebacker for the Chiefs in the 1970s. No, no,
- 35:50Speaker 1: in the 1970s. Don't have one, baby.
- 35:56Speaker 2: All right.
- 35:56Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Two hundred and forty.
- 35:58Speaker 1: And that's good. All right. Good job. Willie Lanier was
- 36:02Speaker 1: the other name, right? Wow. OK.
- 36:05Speaker 2: All right. All right.
- 36:06Speaker 3: J.C., we got tragedy, right?
- 36:10Speaker 1: All right.
- 36:10Speaker 3: These athletes were all involved in a tragedy. Forty five
- 36:13Speaker 3: seconds on the clock. Let's begin. Died in a helicopter crash.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant.
- 36:19Speaker 3: Yes. Murdered his wife and her lover. Running back for
- 36:25Speaker 3: the Bills, murdered his wife.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Yes.
- 36:29Speaker 3: This was a quarterback for the Titans. He got killed
- 36:31Speaker 3: by his mistress.
- 36:36Speaker 1: First name?
- 36:39Speaker 2: All right.
- 36:40Speaker 3: This was a pitcher for the Blue Jays and the Phillies.
- 36:43Speaker 3: He died in a plane crash, I believe. He was
- 36:45Speaker 3: flying his own plane.
- 36:48Speaker 1: All right.
- 36:48Speaker 3: Catcher for the Yankees who died in a plane crash
- 36:50Speaker 3: back in the day.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Yes.
- 36:53Speaker 3: This guy was a pitcher for the Marlins. He died
- 36:54Speaker 3: in a boat accident. Oh. All right. Tight end for
- 37:00Speaker 3: the win.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Oh, bad job. Really bad clues there. 90.
- 37:05Speaker 4: 90.
- 37:06Speaker 1: All right.
- 37:06Speaker 3: All right, JC. By the way, it was Steve McNair
- 37:11Speaker 3: and Roy Halliday was the pitcher.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Roy Doc Holliday. All right.
- 37:16Speaker 3: JC, do you want Night Fever or Massachusetts?
- 37:19Speaker 1: Night Fever.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Night Fever.
- 37:21Speaker 3: All right. These athletes were known for really enjoying the nightlife.
- 37:24Speaker 3: 45 seconds, let's begin. Boxer, nickname Money. Floyd Weather.
- 37:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 37:33Speaker 3: This was the tight end for the Patriots. white guy the.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Guy that didn't kill someone.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Okay uh this guy's nickname was the worm on the
- 37:49Speaker 3: bulls yes uh this guy uh was the wide receiver
- 37:53Speaker 3: for the giants made the one-handed catch uh okay wow
- 37:59Speaker 3: this guy was a quarterback drafted by the browns his
- 38:02Speaker 3: nickname was money.
- 38:04Speaker 4: His name is, I don't know.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Oh, we're out of time. And you lost.
- 38:09Speaker 3: We win.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Skilly, you only need to want a great rest. You
- 38:12Speaker 1: get a golden ticket. You get a golden ticket. Way
- 38:16Speaker 1: to go.