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224: Raccoons Sound Off! Nobody Cares About Aurora's Baptism · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: TV grinch.
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  Speaker 3: All right, the first one we have is Taran Taran.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, greetings from a very cold dumpster here in Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 5: I stopped watching the show a few episodes ago because
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  Speaker 5: Cody is so nauseating and the women I'm rooting for,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm not we're happy with any of them either.
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  Speaker 5: I'm rooting for the kids. I do think the whole
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  Speaker 5: Coyote Pass fiesco is to keep people second to watching
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  Speaker 5: the show. If it wasn't Coyote Coyote Pass, it would
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  Speaker 5: be something else. I think the whole family is pretty
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  Speaker 5: sketchy when it comes to money. But anyway, I love
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  Speaker 5: you girls, and keep up the good work. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tarn, thank you. But one agreed. Yeah, no notes,
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  Speaker 1: this family is very sketchy. They're dumb, and I know
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  Speaker 1: that you are probably in the majority. I think that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have stopped watching. So many people
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  Speaker 1: are relying on recaps like us and recappers like us,
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  Speaker 1: but like, there are a lot of different podcasts out there,
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  Speaker 1: and I think people just prefer to come miser ate, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with other people who are pissed off at this show.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely and do you think that the Coyote Pass thing
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  Speaker 3: is just a ruse to keep people watching, because I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I mean, I could see it. But also
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  Speaker 3: I think Cody is just that evil. He just wants
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  Speaker 3: to lord it over everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know. I feel like TLC understands that
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  Speaker 1: they have a built in audience that will pretty much
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  Speaker 1: watch whatever at this point.
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  Speaker 6: True.
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  Speaker 1: Granted, a lot of people again have fallen away, but
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  Speaker 1: a lot of us will watch anything you put in
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  Speaker 1: front of us. Case in point, Christine's entire wedding special
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  Speaker 1: and then an entire season of the same wedding special
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  Speaker 1: and we are still watching.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know that Coyote Pass is strategic in
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  Speaker 1: terms of them creating content so that we continue to watch.
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  Speaker 1: But it is the best way to keep me interested,
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  Speaker 1: oh totally, is to talk about the money, to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the division of assets, to talk about who gets what,
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  Speaker 1: and if they're show cutting down LLCs and family accounts
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  Speaker 1: and Cody is absconding with the money, which apparently people
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  Speaker 1: in Australia and in the United Kingdom were able to
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  Speaker 1: see the footage of that, but here in the States
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  Speaker 1: we did not. But like all of that I want more.
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  Speaker 3: Of I agree, but we're gonna still keep watching. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we'll give Taran and everyone else recaps for it because
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  Speaker 3: nobody else wants to watch.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we'll be screaming and I'll be drunk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll be here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we will be here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Tarn, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Next one we have is a twofer from Jess. She's
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  Speaker 3: got multiple points like it's it's a big point.
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  Speaker 1: Can you write it down?
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  Speaker 3: It's one big point.
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  Speaker 1: I can't through two messages. Okay, I'll try it. I'll
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  Speaker 1: do my very.
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  Speaker 6: Best, Hip and D. This is just calling from now
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  Speaker 6: sunny Los Angeles, California. I appreciate all your real wishes
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  Speaker 6: and good vibes. My family and I are doing well.
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  Speaker 6: But I wanted to talk to you about Janelle. I
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  Speaker 6: agree with so many of your callers that she is
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  Speaker 6: not a good mom, that she is apathetic, that she
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  Speaker 6: lacks a backbone, and I have so many critiques of Janelle. Nevertheless,
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  Speaker 6: I was listening to notes to Sell for For for It,
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  Speaker 6: and I thought something was really interesting, and that is
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  Speaker 6: who was jan was supposed to tell when she realized
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  Speaker 6: that Cody was siphoning money from the family account because
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  Speaker 6: when she went to Mary and told her to lawyer up,
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  Speaker 6: Mary told her Cody will be a gentleman. And then
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  Speaker 6: she threw Jane under the bus and went to Cody
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  Speaker 6: and Robin and told them what Janelle had said. When
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  Speaker 6: she went to Robin and said, can you not drain
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  Speaker 6: all the family resources? Robin went to Cody and basically said,
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  Speaker 6: according to her, oh, Janelle and I are on the
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  Speaker 6: same page. But Cody went and made Janelle basically the villain,
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  Speaker 6: and she was bullying Robin. When Christine sold her land
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  Speaker 6: to Cody and Robin, it doesn't seem she consulted with
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  Speaker 6: Janelle or Mary, And it just looks like all these
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  Speaker 6: women don't trust each other, like Mary said, So when
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  Speaker 6: she realized that the money was being taken out, who
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  Speaker 6: was she supposed to go to? It doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: So here's her second point. I think it's a continuation.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So as far as I'm saying Janelle, I just
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  Speaker 6: I think she didn't know the agendas of the other
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  Speaker 6: women and she wasn't ready to leave Cody. Unfortunately. I
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  Speaker 6: think she should have. I think she should have stood
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  Speaker 6: up to him and left a long time ago when
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  Speaker 6: she saw the money was being allocated in a fucked
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  Speaker 6: up way, but you know, she didn't really have any
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  Speaker 6: avenue to voice what was going on with the money. Also,
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  Speaker 6: just a quick side note, if Cody wants to be
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  Speaker 6: fair with Cody passed, why doesn't he just take his
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  Speaker 6: name off of the plots with Janelle and Mary. He
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  Speaker 6: can keep the fifty percent with Robin and let them
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  Speaker 6: do whatever they want to do with fifty percent of
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  Speaker 6: it seven acres. So I wish Taosa would just ask
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  Speaker 6: common questions, like common sense questions, because that's so dumb.
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  Speaker 6: I know he wants to hold power over them, and
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  Speaker 6: he is, you know, holding them financially hostage, and that's
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  Speaker 6: really fucked up. But I just wish they would just
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  Speaker 6: make it clear and just ask him basic questions. Anyways,
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  Speaker 6: love to hear from you both. You're both so super amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Have a great day, and I can't take it anymore.
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  Speaker 6: So I can't wait to hear each o. Ladies have
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  Speaker 6: to say, Okay, say.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean, what do you think about all that?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that everything she said is absolutely true.
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  Speaker 1: I think if Cody wanted to do the fair thing,
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  Speaker 1: it would probably be the easiest thing to do to
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  Speaker 1: just take his name off of those plots and you know,
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  Speaker 1: keep him and Robin on fifty percent of the ladder
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  Speaker 1: however it can be apportionate. Is what the ladies put
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  Speaker 1: it up for sale, that the ladies deal with the
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  Speaker 1: legalities of it. Let the ladies get their own surveys
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, and just take yourself off of it entirely.
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  Speaker 1: But he doesn't do that because he loves to have
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  Speaker 1: this level of control over them, and because it keeps
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  Speaker 1: people guessing, like is he going to take care of
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  Speaker 1: these women or is he not? He keeps telling us
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  Speaker 1: that he will, that he's going to be fair, and
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  Speaker 1: even last week he said something about their twenty five percent,
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  Speaker 1: but he hasn't done anything. And you can't trust him.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't at all. And I mean to just's
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  Speaker 3: first point, like, you can't really trust anybody in the family.
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  Speaker 3: I think Janelle realized she could start trusting Christine after
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  Speaker 3: a while, but still she probably was a little trepidacious,
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  Speaker 3: and then the whole like not Janelle not knowing who
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  Speaker 3: to tell about the money. I have a feeling everyone
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  Speaker 3: kind of knew where the money was going, agreed. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like everybody was saying where it was gone. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think it was just Janelle who had the eyes
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  Speaker 3: on it. I think everybody knew, but nobody was saying anything,
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  Speaker 3: because nobody in this family has a fucking backbone, barely
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  Speaker 3: except maybe Christine, who was like, peace, buy my piece
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  Speaker 3: a lamb for ten dollars, I'm out, yea bye.
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  Speaker 1: And lucky for her, it was just her name on
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  Speaker 1: the deed to her house and she could do what
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  Speaker 1: she wanted with that property and Cody couldn't get his
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  Speaker 1: filthy little hands on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she was smart about that.
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  Speaker 1: But Janelle, you weren't. No, Mary, you weren't.
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  Speaker 7: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: But Janelle's learning that now she's coping to it. She's
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  Speaker 3: saying she was stupid. She's saying she was dumb and naive,
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  Speaker 3: like she's admitting to it. At least hindsight is twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But we've been knowing, though, how come we've been knowing, agreed,
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  Speaker 1: and we've been watching your bullshit in all your lives
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  Speaker 1: for all these years. How come we knew and you
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. I believe you did know, and you did
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, and thus you hurt her children?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and herself yeap, But anyway, thank you for your takes. Jess.
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  Speaker 3: Just glad you're okay in LA and hope everybody else
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  Speaker 3: is okay from all the fires and everything. The next
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  Speaker 3: one we have is from Kim Kim Kim plaith No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be so crazy, that'd be great. Want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to her? I got.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, ladies. This is Kim calling from a dumpster in
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey. Love you, ladies. Just wanted to talk about Mary.
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  Speaker 2: I've been seeing her Instagram about her the symposium she's
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  Speaker 2: doing in Vegas, and I just you know, she's with
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  Speaker 2: her friends and they're all doing worthy up whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, just after season after season seeing Mary
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  Speaker 2: just being treated horribly by Cody and just she's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I think just seeing all that, you know, the way
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  Speaker 2: she let people treat her, and I just and she
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  Speaker 2: probably hasn't really had enough time to process everything of
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  Speaker 2: what's happened to be in that place to really help
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  Speaker 2: others along in their journey. It just frustrates me how
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  Speaker 2: she's trying to exploit that now and make money off
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  Speaker 2: it basically, And I still think to this day she
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  Speaker 2: would go back to Cody if he wanted her back. So, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to know what you guys think about that.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm tired of the way she bread crumbs and
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  Speaker 2: doesn't outline what things are really about that people are
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  Speaker 2: paying good money for. So I just find it kind
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  Speaker 2: of gross. So anyway, have a good day. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: She's so right, because I've seen the little digital flyers
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  Speaker 1: for the symposium or whatever in Vegas or whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: I still don't understand what they're really going to be talking.
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  Speaker 3: About, Like what is it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we could maybe give Mary the benefit
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  Speaker 1: of the doubt, like maybe she's the host, maybe she's
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  Speaker 1: introducing the experts, Like we really don't know if Mary's
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  Speaker 1: going to be putting herself out there as some sort
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  Speaker 1: of an authority, and if so, in what area of
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  Speaker 1: life she's an authority.
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  Speaker 3: You're not a Tony Robbins. I've said this before. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you're not like a motivational speaker. But you have given
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  Speaker 3: her the benefit of the doubt on many episodes before
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  Speaker 3: of like, well, maybe she's coming from a good place.
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  Speaker 3: She's trying to help people because she wished she had
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  Speaker 3: somebody like her around her life, telling her to worthy
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  Speaker 3: up and I get that, but like Mary's the queen
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  Speaker 3: of grifts, she is, they're all grifters. I just have
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  Speaker 3: a hard time looking at this like with any like
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  Speaker 3: good bone in my body being like, oh, yeah, it's great,
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  Speaker 3: but you're like taking people's money for what and you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna like rent out like what some weird like office building, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like some holiday in conference room, friends room.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've got like a few two or three
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  Speaker 1: women who are going to be talking about I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe I haven't looked too deeply into it and granted,
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  Speaker 1: like I just don't give a fuck. No, actually, if
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  Speaker 1: I was in the area, I would one hundred pay
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars, would she?
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to see what they're talking about. I want
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  Speaker 1: to see what Mary has the audacity to try and
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  Speaker 1: teach me. Yeah, maybe she's trying to create a platform
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  Speaker 1: that truly will be helpful to people. But I just
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  Speaker 1: I say, again, putting yourself out as an authority at
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  Speaker 1: an expert when your life has been destroyed because you're
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  Speaker 1: a dumbass for real, Like I can't I cannot endorse that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I can't either, And I feel really bad for
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  Speaker 3: the people who are like paying for this un ironically,
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  Speaker 3: like people who are like actually looking at this like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, I feel worthless. I hope Mary Brown
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  Speaker 3: helps me Worthy Up. Like that's sad. Yeah, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: but that's sad.
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  Speaker 1: I have to believe most of those people just want
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  Speaker 1: to be in the same room as Mary Brown, I
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  Speaker 1: would hope. And they're raccoons who've been watching this for
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  Speaker 1: i mean almost twenty seasons and they want to go
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  Speaker 1: to Worthy Up for that reason.
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  Speaker 3: Right, And I'm not trying to shit on people who
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: like pay for programs. Sure of course, that's it. There's
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  Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that. I just feel bad if you're
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  Speaker 3: like paying it for Mary Brown and you think Mary
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  Speaker 3: Brown's going to give you anything, like what is she
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  Speaker 3: gonna give you? Yeah? Absolutely nothing, oh god, zero nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you Kim for your our message. Next one we
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  Speaker 3: have is from Amy Amy.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 8: I'm my name is Amy. I'm calling you from the
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  Speaker 8: straight fresh hell that is the dumpster of California, and
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  Speaker 8: I just wanted to say I love you guys. I
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  Speaker 8: love that you have such a great relationship as mother
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  Speaker 8: in law and daughter in law. And I had a
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  Speaker 8: couple sister wives points for you that I'd love your
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  Speaker 8: interesting take on. One is it drives me absolutely bonkers
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  Speaker 8: that everyone keeps talking about Coyote Pass being needed to
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  Speaker 8: be split four ways twenty five percent for each of
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  Speaker 8: the four. Robin and Cody are married. Legally they are one,
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  Speaker 8: so it should be a third a third a third,
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  Speaker 8: And if I was the attorney for Christine, I I'm
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  Speaker 8: sorry for Janelle and Mary, I would be arguing for
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  Speaker 8: a third on that same point. Coyote Pass. The other
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  Speaker 8: thing that's always irritated me. When Christine got out of
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  Speaker 8: her share and gave that to Cody, why did she
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  Speaker 8: not insist upon giving it to Cody with Janelle her buddy?
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  Speaker 8: Why did she go ahead and sign it to Cody
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  Speaker 8: and Robin? Again, it would have been Cody and Robin
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  Speaker 8: as a married couple, but she could have added Janelle
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  Speaker 8: and Mary for that matter as well, or she could
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  Speaker 8: have just signed the damn whole, damn thing over to Janelle.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, just my thoughts, and you guys always
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  Speaker 8: have such an interesting take. I'd love to hear what
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  Speaker 8: you have to say.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks bye, thank you you.
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  Speaker 3: First, I mean the whole a third to third a
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  Speaker 3: third I think should be how it is, because I
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  Speaker 3: don't think Robin deserves a plot to her shit in
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  Speaker 3: my opinion, But I don't know if they have like
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  Speaker 3: a legal argument to say we're entitled to a third
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  Speaker 3: And with like the way everybody's names are all mishmashed
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  Speaker 3: and all these plots, like, I don't think they really
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  Speaker 3: have a say to do that. And same thing with
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  Speaker 3: like Christine giving her property to Chris, Janelle and Mary.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if she could have done that because
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  Speaker 3: Cody's name was on it, so I don't think she
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  Speaker 3: could have gotten Cody's permission to be like, can I
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  Speaker 3: put Janelle and Mary's names on it? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if they wanted it. I don't know because wasn't Christine's
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  Speaker 3: like the shittiest part.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of between Mary and Cody's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, Yeah, you're Barren too, So I
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know either. If I were Christine, I would
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: not have given him the plot of land. I would
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: have just pieced out sold my home, which it was
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: only my name on the deeds, so he has no
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: legal right to the home. And I would have kept
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: my share of Coyote Pass, which is now worth one
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: point three million dollars. They purchased it for eight hundred
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It is now worth one point three million dollars.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I would have kept my share, and I would have
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: cashed out with everybody else. Now with regard with regard
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I know, with regard to the third, third and third,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean that does go against I think this spirit
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: of their agreement, at least as it was shown to us,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: because each wife wanted to have her own home, right,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and so therefore they had their own plot. And then
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Cody had his own plot where he could just go
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: into his man cave and hang out with all of
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: his kids that he hates with the pond and that
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: he's abandoned right in his prairie dog leprosy pond. So,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can see why they would expect it
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to be a quarter. I would love them to get more,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: but that's just I don't think that's ever going to happen.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately it will not.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: No, which is so late.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but thank you Amy for your message. We appreciate
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: you calling me.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. From California. My god, a lot
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: of people from California listening to the raccoons.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I know, and she says it's a fresh hill.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yikes. Next one we have is from Rachel.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Rachel, Hey Raccoons.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: This is Rachel from Montana. In the episode, not this
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: most recent one, but the one before that, when Cody
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: was meeting with the real estate agent out on the property,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: he said all of the other partners had moved away.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: So it makes me think that the timeline as we know,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: is so damn important to TLC. I believe that this
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: conversation with the real estate agent is much later than
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: what it was shown to be. Obviously they're not in order,
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: nothing is with puddle Monkey. But I think that he
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: was out of the property talking to this real estate
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: agent after Janelle had moved away. And in the you know,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: in the mid season trailer whatever, it says that Janelle
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: that he found out that Janelle had moved So I
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: feel like that's just one more strike against puttle Monkey,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: one more strike against TLC to just keep us on
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: the hook anyway, have a good day, like you guys
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: by a hundred agreed.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this whole thing is cobbled together, stitch together, like
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: some sort of Frankenstein season. I have no idea when
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: anything is happening. Look for fucking context clues in scene
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: by scene by scene. Oh my god, Easter eggs, this
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: must have been around this time. Oh my god, they're
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: out on Condy Pass and they happened to say late summer.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It must be this time. Because nobody is being straightforward
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: with what's happening and when it is happening on this
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: god forsaken show.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we have to rely on people on Reddit
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: for like finding all of that shit and slew thingk god,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: finding all these rumors and stuff like that. But do
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: you remember if Cody said that they had moved. I
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: don't remember. It's like so hard to keep it all tryed.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I know, I kind of go limp and I go
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: numb when he's talking because he was talking about so
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: much inconsequential trauma, dumping, superfluous bullshit. I was tuning it out.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: So if he's actually meeting with a realtor after everyone's
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: moved away and he's doing this without anybody being able
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: to be in Flagstaff or in Arizona, that's crazy. That's crazy,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And like, wouldn't there be like a legal argument that
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: you can make like, Hey, you did this on this
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: date and it's on film, and you didn't console any
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: of the other partners on the land, you piece of
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: dog shit.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And does he even have the legal right to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: employ a realtor when there are multiple owners of this
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: property who would have to sign off on a contract
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: to have somebody represent them. That doesn't make any sense.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: This is all cap cap, It's all cap, full stop. Yes,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: but I agree with you. Rachel, fuck Poddle, monkey, fuck Cody, FUCKDLC,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: fuck them all, fuck them all up. The ats right
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: in the booty, right in the booty girl, all right.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Next one we have is from Tina.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Tina. That sounds familiar, I know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: I think she's called Rachel too though, Yeah, B and D,
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: it is Tina calling from Canada. How are you today?
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: It's a different list.
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: I do not know what was going on in that
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: most recent episode, but the whole thing with I don't
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: know which one it was, Brianna Aurora, I don't know
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: them apart asking about getting baptized. That was that was weird, right, Like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: that's not normal, right? That whole thing was so bizarre
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: to me. I was sitting here with a shocked look
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: on my face. The whole thing is so bizarre. And
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: then it occurred to me, well, ay, I don't think
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: someone her age needs to ask permission. That's just bonkers.
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: But the thing that was really weird is how she
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: asked Cody to be part of it. And I feel
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: like it's because she is trying to stay on his
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: good side, trying to get his approval, which makes sense
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: because he cuts off his children for you know, not
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: getting his approval. So just wanted to throw that out there,
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: get your thoughts on it. Thanks for doing what you do.
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: Love you both.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was a different Tina and ye
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: had it a international Oh my gosh, international racod my gosh.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: So what do you think about that?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole baptism's thing was so fucking stupid, creepy.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Literally nobody cares, very strange, really don't care. And I
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: don't even want to see her get baptized.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Oh god, but we're going to, I know, and Cody's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: going to be baptizing her.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: It's going to be a whole scene.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we could fill it with other shit. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: we could fill it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: With Janelle and Tita Farms. We could fill it with
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Coyote past discussions, but no, we gotta watch freaking Aurora
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: get baptized. A's some weird like I Church, I.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Swear to God. I think Robin thinks that we are
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: interested in this. Yes, it's clearly scripted. It's clearly something
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that they're coming up with that they continue to make shows.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: But like, nobody cares, literally nobody. I don't want to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: see that. And I just feel like there's something a
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: little bit wrong with Aurora. She seems like a very
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: sweet young lady, but that whole thing was creepy. It
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: was creepy how Cody immediately began to make it about himself,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: and both Robin and Cody like were sitting in judgment
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: of her making this decision as a twenty two or
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: twenty three year old woman. I was married four times
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: by that. I was married four times by that. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: cannot relate. I'm wondering if we're watching somebody who's been abused.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think this idea Tina that she's maybe
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a little bit afraid of Cody. Cody certainly is paying
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: for everything in that house, everybody's car, She's going to college.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: He's paying for that too, So everything she has is
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: because Cody is giving it to her. So you can
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: see how that might set up a dynamic where she
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: feels the need to have to please him. Ye, and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: it's weird.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: It is very weird. And I do kind of think
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: that there is some like verbal abuse or something going
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: on in that household because when I'm drunk, yeah, you know,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: and like Robin also doesn't strike me as like this
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: really nice, fucking cuddly mom. No, it seems like these
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: girls and all these kids are like really desperate for
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: their approval. They're doing what their mom tells them to do. Also,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: like hey, Aurora, can you please say x x X
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: say all this stuff on a scene and then I'll
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: give you a cookie, like I'll give you money. Yeah,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: It's totally like that. So then or I was like, okay,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I'll do it. I'll put on this performance. I'll even
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: cry a little bit mom, and Robin's like perfect, oh
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: cry too, and then Cody will cry. It will be
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: a wholesome family moment and everybody.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Will like us and we're not evil demons. I just
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: lost Garrison and we're filming a scene that's completely fake
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: so that we can look sympathetic to people, that's the thing,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: because that's how they that's how they think.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then note the demon Cody is going to
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: baptize Aurora, and it's like blasphemous.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: It is blasphemous. We wrestle not against flesh and blood,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: but against curly cues and crying ladies, crying all the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: time and crying I've been drinking too much. I'm sorry.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: One.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's an old fashioned it's strong. Yeah, you're
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like Janelle, I cannot do it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Seriously, but anyway, thank you. Tina from Canada. Wow, so cool.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Next one we have is or this is the last
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: one actually scrutt.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Casey Casey, Hey guys, Casey here from South Carolina. So
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: I wanted to quickly talk about Christine. Her personality did
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: a complete one eighty out of the blue. Christine got
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: married young, and they all did, but she just seemed
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: to be really, really codependent on Cody. She was so clingy,
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: always needed attention, and it was really hard on her
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: when she didn't get it, and she went from being
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: very sad and depressed to all of a sudden like
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: one day, oh no, Cody, like I'm not putting up
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: with your shit. And I've noticed, just in my forty
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: something years of life that that happens when women have
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: a side piece. That happens when women get brave enough
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: to stand up to their man because they're like, oh,
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: wait a second, I've got a backup plan and I
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: don't have to deal with this anymore. And so when
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: she and David got together and got married so fast,
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: I remember thinking back to those episodes and going, oh,
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: hell no, like they've known each other this whole time.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: She knew him when she started getting brave. Also the
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: fact that every time they interviewed her, it was constantly like,
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: I know this is so fast. I know this is
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: so fast. Oh my god, it's so quick. She just
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: was constantly bringing that up over and over again. And
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: I feel like you beat on a drum like that,
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: or kick a dead horse for lack of a better term,
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: when you're lying and you want people to really believe you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: So that's kind of my thoughts on the whole Christine
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: David thing. I'm pretty sure they were together before we
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: think that they were.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: So skinned.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Look, I can totally see it. I cannot it. Yeah,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: because remember Cody made that comment last season where he
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: was like, Christine's gonna go move up to Utah and
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: like find yourself a boyfriend or something who's gonna take
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: all my money? Was that foreshadowing? Did he know that
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: she was sleeping with some I don't know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: She was at the time asking to move back to Utah,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: so that was like season seventeen. She was like, let's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: just move all of us back to Utah. So it
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: stands to reason maybe she was traveling back to Utah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: maybe because she was unhappy in Flagstaff and because uh,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: nobody was traveling and it was COVID but her Janelle
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: were traveling. Where was she going? Maybe she was going
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: to Utah. Maybe she was seeing David. I highly doubt it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I can see it, dude, I can't see that at all.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: But if she did, I'm for it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: If she did, I love it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I can see it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I ship it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I really do well. I mean, after Cody straight up
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: told her, I am not fucking attracted to you. We're
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: not gonna have intimacy ever again. You're never going to
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: see this six pack apps ever again. Right, that probably
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: was her green light. She was like, okay, good, I'm
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: gonna go get David's way, don it anyway? Bye, already
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: found myself on me.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: That is a wild theory, which I love because it's
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: scandalous and because it would serve him, right, Uh huh.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: He would deserve it, Yes, And look, I've seen it
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: happen in my own family. Oh god, I've seen it
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: happen in my own team.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Girl, it does happen, it does. The quickest way to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: get over a man is to get under a new one.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Changes your mindset right away.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Changes.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: But I just can't even imagine Christine would have been
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: doing that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: But as Mary's girl, that's true.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Nobody to judge. You stated, that's what you want.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Listen. I think if anybody deserves it, Cody deserves it
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: to get cheated on. FuG him, piece of shit. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: would almost wish I shouldn't, but I would almost wish
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: should that Robin would do that to him. Oh yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: could you see that when the money runs out and
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: she starts finding another guy to like, start.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Robbing, start robbing, Yeah, Robin the robber. It would serve him, right,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: because let's be real, he was absolutely banging Robin before
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: they ever got married. Yeah, he was absolutely cheating because
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Christine would have considered that to be cheating. She's gonna
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: bring it up in the tail. Nothing's with Suki. So
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: maybe she did feel emboldened to go out and get
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: her some because if the way to get a divorce
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: is to sleep with some guy, and she was ready
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: for her divorce, she's like, okay, let me go get some.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't even David. Maybe she was just in
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, just banging.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Fucking, just fun to fun.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Let me get a boob job, which she did, get
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: a boot she did, That's what Tony told us.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: She did.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: She got her boob job. I love it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe the whole David thing was kind of
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: fast because she had been fucking him for like a
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: year or something.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: This is a wild idea. I can't believe that that happened,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: but it can. If it did, I love that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I love it so thank.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: You, thank you so much, Katy.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: That was great.
• 31:00
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• 31:03
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• 31:08
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• 31:11
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• 31:14
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• 31:16
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• 31:20
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