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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 22nd 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 2: is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. What's good everybody? Today is Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It is December the twenty second, twenty twenty five. We
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  Speaker 1: are the Woody Show. I am Woody at your service,
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  Speaker 1: along with Greg Gory Hi. We got Menace in agra Sea, Bass,
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Morgan, Vaughn, Dumbass, Tyler, Yeah, along with Bord and Menji.
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  Speaker 1: So we are not here live today. We are on
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  Speaker 1: our holiday break, but we'll be back to start a
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  Speaker 1: brand new year of the Woodi Show on Monday, January
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  Speaker 1: the fifth.
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  Speaker 2: But some good.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff lined up for you. And you know what we say.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't heard it, it's new to you. That said,
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  Speaker 1: we would still like to hear your thoughts on anything
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  Speaker 1: you hear on the show today. If there's an opinion
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  Speaker 1: or a story you want to add, you know, there's
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  Speaker 2: Look for us at the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up on the show for you today, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of Woody Show heavy hitters cartnarcs. Alright, that's coming up
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  Speaker 1: for you later on here in this hour. Also we
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  Speaker 1: got to make a trip to the crossroads Damn wood
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  Speaker 1: Show family feud.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, how hot is that?
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  Speaker 1: So hot dude? That's a hot line on her stuff
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  Speaker 1: is Oh yeah, And speaking of hot, somebody just hit
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  Speaker 1: my raider. I had never even heard of this person before,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, where has this person been? So Kate
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  Speaker 1: Beckhamsale for the longest time, was you know my that
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  Speaker 1: would have been my number Lady Hall past person for
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  Speaker 1: you know, so so such a such an immature, stupid thing,
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  Speaker 1: but still, you know, And now I'm not saying she's
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  Speaker 1: number one, but she is definitely on the list. I
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  Speaker 1: got to look more into her because I'd never heard
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  Speaker 1: of her before. But she is dating the quarterback for
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  Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Chargers, Madison Beer. Yeah, she's in the
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  Speaker 1: office all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Where she is you could totally get her.
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  Speaker 2: I told you, like a week ago that she has
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  Speaker 2: giant cans. I mean, I'm not a cans guy. That's
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  Speaker 2: why she's always she's kind of for like ten years,
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  Speaker 2: and she's she's dating Justin Herbert. She said, is this
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  Speaker 2: a new Megan Megan Fox?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, she's fantastic. I don't know anything about
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  Speaker 1: her as a person. This is just like, Wow, she's stunning.
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  Speaker 2: He's very singer. Yeah, she's very pretty. And uh she's
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  Speaker 2: a singer. Yeah, she does performances.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what she did other than hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like hey, yeah, like hey, so if I see
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  Speaker 1: her in the hallway and be sure to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's either it's either woody or a six foot
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  Speaker 2: five millionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Workout Justin Herbert. Well, hey, now you say that, But
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  Speaker 1: you know who else I met at work, and that
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  Speaker 1: would be my wife because my wife and I we
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  Speaker 1: were friends first. We were both in long term relationships
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  Speaker 1: when we met, so I was married to my first wife.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, now Jen she she was in a long
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  Speaker 1: term relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay, right,
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  Speaker 1: so just like Herbert. Yeah, so anyway, that's where we met,
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  Speaker 1: especially so not to say that we couldn't meet cure
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  Speaker 1: things don't work out with Justin Herbert, and then things
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  Speaker 1: don't work out with my wife, you know, and it
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  Speaker 1: probably will and it would be a met cue. Now
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  Speaker 1: what would I say to her?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, say I love that latest single?
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  Speaker 1: Will begin another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
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  Speaker 1: correct world. Thank you for being here. I give us
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  Speaker 1: all your time this morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm mody.
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  Speaker 1: That's Greg Gory, we got Menace. Hey, what's up, Hie?
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  Speaker 1: There's Gina Grant, we got Sammy Morgan is here and
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  Speaker 1: c Mass is here. Hi y aka Agent Sebastian of
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  Speaker 1: the car card Ards. What You're gonna do, What You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do when they not on you?
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  Speaker 2: Cardinarks, Cardnarks.
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  Speaker 1: What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
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  Speaker 1: knock on you Narks is filmed alongside the men and
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  Speaker 1: women of Cardnarks.
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  Speaker 2: List of Discretion is advice.
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  Speaker 1: Now while we were on break, I did see there
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  Speaker 1: was a local Instagram account for the area where I live,
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  Speaker 1: and they said, look who came to our area, and
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  Speaker 1: they featured one of your videos. Now it was a
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  Speaker 1: video from years and years and years ago. It was
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  Speaker 1: the woman that took the soda or whatever and threw
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  Speaker 1: it up. Oh, yes, she had a disability or that.
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  Speaker 2: Or no, she said she had the disability. It was
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  Speaker 2: lazy bonzitis. But yeah, she also wrote that long letter
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  Speaker 2: to doctor Phil.
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  Speaker 1: But that's all.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. That's the great thing about cart
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  Speaker 2: narks is it really is very time independent. It could
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  Speaker 2: be happening anytime, and so when people see it, it's
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  Speaker 2: new to them. So that's why I say I always
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  Speaker 2: follow those cart narks, you know, Instagram, YouTube channels, et cetera,
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  Speaker 2: because there's always new stuff you haven't seen before.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people on the comments attacking Sea Bass
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  Speaker 1: and people who believe that you should be putting your
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  Speaker 1: carts back, oh you know, talking about like basically that
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  Speaker 1: you're just terrorizing people.
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  Speaker 2: They blame the victim, and unfortunately that's what today's cart
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  Speaker 2: narks is about as well, is they it's the loudest
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  Speaker 2: and screamiest person is always right that sort of attitude.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's how are you making No, I'm not making
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  Speaker 2: anybody do anything. They're violent bullies. They don't have to
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  Speaker 2: react the way they do. And unfortunately that starts our
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  Speaker 2: first cart narks encounter, first new cart knarks encounter here
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  Speaker 2: where a lady has taken her cart and just instead
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  Speaker 2: of taking it back to the cart return, which is
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  Speaker 2: where I'm standing looking at her.
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  Speaker 1: And that's, by the way, all that the card narks
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  Speaker 1: ever ask anybody to do. Yeah, they're not yelling, they're
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  Speaker 1: not screaming, they're not threatening in any way. They're just
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  Speaker 1: simply asking, hey, that's not where the cart goes you
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  Speaker 1: would would you mind putting it back where it goes?
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  Speaker 2: Right? And so she takes it. Instead of walking, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the thirty feet back to where I am, she walks
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  Speaker 2: the five feet in front of her car to split
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  Speaker 2: the spot with the other car, which of course makes
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  Speaker 2: it hard for the next person to park and are
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  Speaker 2: getting their vehicle. So I didn't even turn on the
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  Speaker 2: mouth siren in this case that we need whops scoop
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  Speaker 2: boo boom. I just said, oh, hey, you know you
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  Speaker 2: want to bring it over here instead, and let's let's
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  Speaker 2: see if she complies. Hey, listen, do you know people
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  Speaker 2: do it anyway?
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  Speaker 6: So is that a good excuse everybody? Yet for a
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  Speaker 6: minute everybody else jumps.
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  Speaker 7: Off a bridge?
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  Speaker 6: Do you know what, captain narcotics?
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  Speaker 2: My faith?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 6: Are you being so nasty? Because don't ask you to
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  Speaker 6: be over here talking reckless to me. I'm not being reckless,
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  Speaker 6: I'm being sweet face.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's not very nice. I'm gonna give you a
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  Speaker 4: magget just for your very attitude.
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  Speaker 2: So she narcotics and because she sees she sees cart
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  Speaker 2: narks on my chest and she's not really putting things
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  Speaker 2: together in her brain because she's dumb. But she says
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  Speaker 2: cart right, cart narks a lot of called nark marks.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't calling things. So as she takes her cart
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  Speaker 2: and instead of she could have, she said, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: sorry and handed it to me. Would you mind taking
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  Speaker 2: this back? I would have done that, but no, f
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  Speaker 2: you other people do it all. You know, the excuses
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  Speaker 2: are already tumbling out of your little brain. And she
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  Speaker 2: takes it and kind of just leaves it at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the spot. And so I take my magnet,
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  Speaker 2: which says, I don't sure much shopping cart like a jerk,
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  Speaker 2: and apply it to her car to warn not only
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  Speaker 2: others about her bad behavior, but to hopefully give her
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  Speaker 2: a chance to reconsider it.
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  Speaker 8: My car.
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  Speaker 6: Why are you saying the effort so much? You don't
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  Speaker 6: put people in the car, don't You don't test people's car,
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  Speaker 6: Get away from me.
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  Speaker 4: You don't leave your card out and then be main
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  Speaker 4: about it and nasty about it.
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  Speaker 6: Here and now I was the one that was a
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  Speaker 6: traffic hazard?
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  Speaker 7: Was away?
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  Speaker 6: Read that one gets in my face. That's not what
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  Speaker 6: it says.
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  Speaker 2: It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
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  Speaker 2: time he's been arguing. She was saying there. Not only
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  Speaker 2: does she take the car and rolls it into the
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  Speaker 2: driving lane. Yeah, she didn't apply this new magnet, that
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  Speaker 2: new magnet alert folks, new magnet drums. She's so concerned
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  Speaker 2: about cars. Yeah, exactly. It's shaped like a stopwatch. And
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  Speaker 2: it says, I guess like I just told her. And
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  Speaker 2: the time I've been arguing, I could have returned fifty cards.
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  Speaker 2: But all she does is F F F F F dump,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and she knows she's wrong. This is this
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  Speaker 2: is a again for all your parents of young children.
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  Speaker 2: This is a This is a toddler response. They know
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  Speaker 2: they're wrong, but they're gonna you and scream and so
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  Speaker 2: on and so forth. Now, just so happens directly next
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  Speaker 2: to her in the car. That's, by the way, she's
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  Speaker 2: already banged up with the cart. Thank god it was plastic. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Is a guy just enjoying the hell out of this,
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  Speaker 2: smiling ear to ear, watching me, watching her, and she
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  Speaker 2: notices this. You know, this is another guy across the
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  Speaker 2: lot doing the same thing with his phone out, and
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  Speaker 2: she must love that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not quite.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, they're enjoying your ridiculousness. You're acting like a fan.
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  Speaker 7: They're probably laughing at you, looking like.
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  Speaker 6: A whom are you laughing at?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, bro, I've senior content. What are you
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  Speaker 6: gonna tell the police? Maroam, you're being disseaspectful? Now were
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  Speaker 6: already being He was disrespectful first.
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  Speaker 2: God damn was somebody's ass right now? Oh there, that's
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  Speaker 2: the crime of being disrespectful and any crime of what
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  Speaker 2: does she say, oh like talking foolishness or whatever? It
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  Speaker 2: was reckless, reckless yeah, yeah, And by the way, she's
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  Speaker 2: doing all the reckless things. She just, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: committed a crime. I'm about to whip someone's ass right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's the the direct rat of physical violence with the
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  Speaker 2: meaning I'm meant to believe her. So now you heard
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  Speaker 2: the word Kevin. There, she's been on the phone the
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  Speaker 2: whole time. Oh, she's been on FaceTime the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Video apparently, I guess her father in law or stepfather.
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  Speaker 2: I've been through this, right, and so she is now
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  Speaker 2: yelling at me. She's she's pointing her phone at me
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  Speaker 2: so I can see her stepfather, who's all of sixty five,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, and continues her threats.
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  Speaker 6: It was somebody's ass right now? Who am I.
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  Speaker 1: My father to get here and whoop your ass?
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  Speaker 6: Because she said you could beat you up?
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  Speaker 2: Because you can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to neither, am I.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to hurt anybody either. But you're the
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  Speaker 6: one to go away? Bob?
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  Speaker 1: Who's Bob?
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  Speaker 2: Is that like a j.
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  Speaker 6: Nathan Jason Christop Park go away? It's Agent Sebastian Away.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with a very powerful confidence see the possible and
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  Speaker 4: sexy cardnarks.
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  Speaker 1: She sounds like the kind of person I seen this
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  Speaker 1: online a number of times. In more recently seems to
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  Speaker 1: be a thing where someone gets into an argument.
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  Speaker 2: They're not winning.
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  Speaker 1: They're doing that whole I'm gonna yell louder than.
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  Speaker 2: You, likeaking the same thing over and over.
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  Speaker 1: But then all of a sudden, they'll like either intentionally
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  Speaker 1: follow the ground or grab something on their body, go
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  Speaker 1: ow ow you hit me? You just they just hit me,
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  Speaker 1: or you just grabbed me, like they start, what are
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  Speaker 1: you tying? The person has their phone out, they're recording
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. You know, what have this all on video?
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  Speaker 1: What do you I didn't even come close to you.
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  Speaker 1: I did not touch you.
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  Speaker 2: You are a keen observer of human nature, because that's
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  Speaker 2: exactly what happens now. No, she doesn't say that I
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  Speaker 2: hit her because I'm not. Because I keep distance, because
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  Speaker 2: I don't keep People ask me all the time, how
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  Speaker 2: do you not get beat up? Doing cardinarcs? Well, just
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  Speaker 2: don't get within swinging distance. You're fine. Yeah. So she
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  Speaker 2: because she's going through like what he's saying, she's going
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  Speaker 2: through her different tactics. You know, she's you know, the excuses,
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  Speaker 2: the anger. She's now threatening me. She's now getting other
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  Speaker 2: people to threaten me. She now then as what he says,
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  Speaker 2: starts recruiting help. By the way, the first bystanders laughing
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  Speaker 2: at her face. Hey man, like there's like you staid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she's now the sees if she if she can play
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  Speaker 2: the victim and recruit people to help her, let's do
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  Speaker 2: right here.
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  Speaker 6: You've bothered me him, sir, what happened? Is your your daughter?
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  Speaker 6: Your sir? Your daughter left her card out? No, no,
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  Speaker 6: left her card out blocking traffic, And so I'm trying
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  Speaker 6: to have a comp sir. Can I have a conversation?
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  Speaker 6: Can I have a conversation?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 7: He will be up here.
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  Speaker 6: Let me let me explain. Let me, let me explain.
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  Speaker 4: Why is nobody listening yelling what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Man, that's the whole problem.
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  Speaker 2: The guy on the phone, she doesn't know how FaceTime
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  Speaker 2: works because she's got him. He's you can hear he's
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  Speaker 2: his face is in my face. But she'd got the
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  Speaker 2: camera pointed at her boob, so he doesn't even he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't even know who he's talking to or jerk it
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  Speaker 2: or that's the thing. Is all he's all he's doing
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  Speaker 2: is he's believing her because she's yelling and scream of
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, again, if she were in real danger,
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  Speaker 2: she would be in her car and gone three minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's she has all the time of the
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  Speaker 2: world to scream at me and try to build her
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  Speaker 2: case because he doon't let her leave because she knows
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  Speaker 2: she's wrong. And ago. So the the the father in
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  Speaker 2: law who's elderly and not going to do anything. He's no,
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  Speaker 2: he sounds like he's gonna stand own business. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you more about that in Allia in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: But again, yes, she's she's that's not working, so she
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  Speaker 2: recruits other help outside of her.
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  Speaker 6: Over here, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Right there, that's saying that's exactly the one I'm thinking about.
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  Speaker 1: Is this like older woman and she wasn't getting anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: and so what she did is she basically just sat
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  Speaker 1: on the ground. The guy's got his phone out. It's
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  Speaker 1: very clear he's she's videoing. He's videoing, and she basically
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  Speaker 1: sits on the ground and starts grabbing at her arm
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  Speaker 1: and like just kind of like rolling around.
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  Speaker 2: Going, oh, he just hit me.
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  Speaker 1: He just hit It's like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Like video But that's the thing is that is that
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  Speaker 2: they've been they've taught, they've been taught this as a technique,
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  Speaker 2: and it sounds just like that. It sounds drifferl Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're man, what happens?
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  Speaker 6: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: Resources I'm being chased by her.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not harassing her.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously she's chasing me.
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  Speaker 6: She died from my car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so at this point the me it was her
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: boyfriend or her husband in this Oh wait, he was
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: still getting directions on the way. Uh yeah, boyfriend husband, Yeah, exactly, difficult,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: difficult be We've heard so security comms and they diffuse
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: the situation by these security happened to be fans of
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: cart narks.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: So that was that was that she.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: For Okay, So the follow up mass because I got
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: a d M saying that they had heard because I
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: guess they were on They said they're on their radio
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: and they heard there's some dudes looking for you, right,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: like the security thing right because apparently, yeah, he did
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: show up a very eventually later, but again an old man,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: who what what's he going to do? Stand on business?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: But I left because I told the security guds like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna make your job any harder. This lady's
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: psycho he's like, yeah, cool, I gave him, I gave
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: him a magnetic. I give him a sticker, and he
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: was off. Now you might say, okay, that's that's a
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: that's a that's the only way you can react to
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: the car narks. If you're acting put if you asked
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: to put your card back, the only thing you can do.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Would you had the one there the Clinton? Yeah, the
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: security clip. Oh sorry, yeah, here's the security guard. Show
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Not harassing a minute, wait for my car. You guys
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: know what's going on, right, So I'm asking her not
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: to do that. No, ma'am, I asked politely, not all
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: the way over here. I was already over here. It's
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: time for your sticker over here shirts, thank you for
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: your peach, I'll take.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well he'll be anonymous then yea, god, yeah exactly,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: because she gat she we went on the car three
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: times and that was it for her. I hope you die.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, you might think that's the only way
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to react to the cart narks is violence, screaming, making
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: criminal threats and so on and so forth. Well it
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: turns out it's not. I saw another an older lady
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: who I wasn't gonna bus, But I just kind of mentioned, Hey,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: you know you want to that's not where the car goes,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: because she dumped it, not even in the spot, not
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: even on a curve, just loose, just lose to the
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: side like her skin. Yeah, now, dare you Let's see
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: if if perhaps age with age comes wisdom.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Where the car goes. What is that card nors?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: We try to have direct folks where the car.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Returns are if I can't see him? Let me yes, man, what.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Happens if I don't return, I get a spanking?
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Well, first off, you'd be a little help. I'll say, oh, hey,
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: it's right over there for instance.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, I do have magnets.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: That's that's a smell.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Always make sure I put it where it belongs.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Now do you feel old lady?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Do you feel harassed?
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's flirting. She wanted a spanking. You want to
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: hit that from all the card putting. People like you
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: see the humor in the situation. Don't immediately react with
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: violence and threats. She thought the magnet was cute, the straightest,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: the darnest thing.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Show car narks. Everybody, one, thank you very much.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Why are you saying the effort so much. You don't
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: put people on the car, you don't know attache's car,
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: get away from me.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You don't leave your card out, and then the main
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: about it and nasty about it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Wait car, there you go and I was out the way.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: That was a traffic hazard. That was away.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: Read that.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: It's in my face. That's what it says.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: time you've been arguing.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: This.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: It's the Woody Show.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You have a little if you missed the car narks
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: by the way, he get caught up on the podcast,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: but friendly cardnarks.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That lady was.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Wow, she went through all the stages of being a loser.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I'm over here, you're not the victim, man.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: What happens.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I'm being praised by her and it works that. There
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: are times that works where dudes will show up. They'll
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: start they'll start throwing fists and nast questions.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Good, yeah, we have a little happening. Well, a little
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: follow up on the cart narks segment. This is something
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: you know, not cart narking per se, but it has
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: to do with the lesson returning, the lesson of the
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: card mark those carts where they belong right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Amy Polar has a podcast, as does everybody has two podcasts.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Now that's the rule. And she had on Judge Judy
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and they were talking about what you know, that's this
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: is what Judge Judy is all about. And supposedly doctor
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: phil was all about was responsibility and you know, consequences
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: for what you do and that and Amy Poehler and
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Judge Judy brought this up. And what do you know
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: came to be about shopping carts?
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: Where are all the consequences anymore? There's no cons quenses
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: for anything anymore.
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you a cute story about consequences and shopping
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: at publics. And I noticed that I parked pretty far
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: away from the appointed carked patrol, and there are three
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: women standing in front of the store waiting to see
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: what I was going to do. So of course I
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: took the cart and I put it back where.
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: I assumed you would have returned the cart no matter
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: what I probably would have.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: But it was the reaction of the women. They said,
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: all right, let's see if this gal follows what she preaches.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: A Judge Judy just like us, Yeah, shopping at the store,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: and she's just billions.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Of dollars famous, like very very wealthy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's just tooting around publics out in Florida
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: to right there. And so that's what Amy Poehler took
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: as her message to you know, she has an end
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: of the podcast like words of wisdom or whatever the
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: thing was they used to say. So she she brings
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: that out as the cut shopping cart out again and
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I think she's got the message mostly.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: For this polar plunge.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: As we wrap up, this plunge is to be branded.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: What consultant came up with that We've been in those meetings, Okay,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: weekend we always need to come up with We do
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it a lot with whatever the station is doing, like promotionally,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: we always had to come up with some cute name,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: yeah everything. For this polar Plunge.
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: As we wrap up this episode, I just want to
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: remind everybody to return their grocery carts into at the
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: very least an empty space and it's not the designated area.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: No. Wow, that awful, like don't leave it. Lewis is
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: almost as much as Greg on the gums, Oh god,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: what was it?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: You were talking about your oral surgery and they lifted
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: the gums up and Greg's and gum.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Because I thought you had to pull the guns down
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: and sea basket goes, well, you do have a lower
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: set of teeth while been forgotten about yea, so Amy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: When you just FYI am a polar. When you leave
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: a cart in the middle of a parking spot, someone
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: may want to park there and now they have to
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: move your cart. Also with losing blah blah blah blah blah. Interesting,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: but she's got the right idea. She's you know, and
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Judge Judy was trying to lead any polar to water. Okay,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: consequences shopping carts. It's a little thing that has much
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: bigger deal. Yeah, but you know, you know it did.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Look it's it's it's a it's a war, right.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, and it's an education too.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: There are battles along the way. The war has not
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: yet been won, but you know, we're making some progress here.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: The fact that society even has to discuss just doing
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: something so normal and it's such an issue. It's because
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I get messages all the time. Obviously people from Japan,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: we've covered that, but like people from like Norway and
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: like as Iceland, Ice Eastland. They'll say it's it's so
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: strange that this is even an issue. Yeah, right, And
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: by the way, in the US North America, it used
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: to not be an issue. Again, you can go back
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: talk to your parents and grandparents. Cart returns didn't even
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: exist in the sixties, seventies, eighties. People just brought it
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: to the front of the store.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: That's hell.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: So your point, Greg, that's the second part of that
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: right there, is that reaction didn't used to exist, ashamed,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: but we see normalized crazy behavior. We see it on airplanes,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: we see it in stadiums, we see it in parking lots.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: That that's sort of that that's an insane reaction.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It is nice. I watched a video where now I
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: guess we are beginning to once again stop people who
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: are just trying to casually walk out with stuff from store.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: They're starting to make it illegal, which is kind of nice.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would do anything. I'm not getting involved.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: The one I was watching it was store security. Like
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: this woman she was trying to lose, so she ran
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: all the way back around and they right before she
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: got to the front doors of the store. She just
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: got like side tackled, like from her left blind spot.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Just taking out and of course, you know, she's.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: The best time. But it's like, wow, it's nice to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: see that we're actually Mber again.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: In Massachusetts, a pair of women they were out doing
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: some shopping, shop lifting at the TJ Max, and they
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: walked out of the store with more than two thousand
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of clothes.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Now that's a lot of clothes and TJ yeah eight wardrobes.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So the police actually showed up to the store and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: they tracked the women down. They were just, uh, you know,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: a couple couple of minutes away. They busted them and
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the Wendy's drive.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Through ohe makes you hungry.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Sitting and drive through. The officer who found them said,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: no stranger to the Wendy's drive through. The women they
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: were caught, they traded their combo meals.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: In their pair of pancoa sir, yeah, wow, that's not
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: a bad getaway players, like, who's gonna look at the
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: drive through? I know? And then no one's getting they said.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Not only did they get all the clothes from the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: TJ Max, but there were other items stolen from other
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: local stores, and so they were arrested for charged with
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: larceny and conspiracy. But arrested. And I mean, I guess people.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Could point to like New York City in the seventies
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and you look look at videos and every subway car
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: inch to inch graffiti and they turned that around. But like,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: why do we even have to go through these swings
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: where we like this should always be obvious, always before
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't do anything. I think graffiti is back in
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: a big way though. Oh yeah, definitely, I've seen I
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: saw it driving around Atlanta, where like it was never
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: on just like rocks at a park. Yeah, it's everywhere now,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Like what's going on?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: There was just another video of a guy and I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: guess his thing, and he's he's an urban artist whatever they.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Call classicusdayays like the homeless or urban campers.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: However, this guy's big thing is in the middle of
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the night, he goes out and they say there's a
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: big wall of graffiti along the side of the building.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: He repaints it like the like whatever the original color
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: of that wall was. He goes and he paints paints
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the wall.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Now he now can he get busted for that? I
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: may have done some of this myself.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So he says that what it's doing is it's giving
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: a new blank canvas, so like, but like people are
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: angry at him, like so the street artist community artists,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: they're upset with him, of course because he's covering up.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: But now the walls that he's painting over, it doesn't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: look like. I've seen some really cool looking graffiti, not murals, graffiti, yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: but even I've seen some cool looking like tags and
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: different things, and it's like, how, by the way, how
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: did you get there?
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: How'd you get up there?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Number one? Number two? How did you make it look
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: so perfect? You're clearly going to try to do this
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: staying on the d L and there's like colors and
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: shading and everything else, like, right, how did you.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody watching you do? I've drawn, I've driven by taggers
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: on public streets with one hundred cars going by, like
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: why is no one stopping? Why aren't the cops here?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Of course I call the cops, but but I'm saying, like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: it's amazing that they are. Some of that stuff I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: think looks kind of cool. Then there's other like really
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: lazy slope here, So it's crazy.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: I believe I've only saw a tagner one time. One
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: the time that we go into work every single day,
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: you would think like I would spin anybody one only
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: saw one climbing down once, and I'm like, how is
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: this done constantly being seen?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: There is one dude out there, or maybe it's a
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: group of people. I don't I don't know, but we
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: get people asking us all the time if we're the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: ones responsible for it. Because you can drive anywhere around
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. There are tags to just say Woody, Yeah everywhere.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Used to say everywhere.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: He used to say Woody and menace why crazy. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: but I think menace might have got caught because you
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: don't say menace anymore.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: By the way, we had nothing, obviously, nothing to do
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: We hate you and help you die, but everybody, everybody
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: thought it was us.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: It's worked out. It's worked out well for us because
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: people immediately see with us, and so in a way,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: it's like this weird marketing and anything. Yeah, but it
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: says like Woody for the number four something, and it's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: obviously somebody's I don't know, it's yes his name or
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: his crew or whatever it is.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it is. His crew. Super cool dudes,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I must make admission. So I was walking out of
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: my building and this guy just look a dude walk
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: like a thirty year old dude pulls out this giant
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: sharp and he sees like the sign on the on
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: the window for the for a lease, you know, blah blah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and just like scribble some garbage. And I'm sitting there
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: behind him looking at him. And number one, I wish
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I had some peppers breaks I would have. Number two,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, I fell bad because I didn't kick
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: him in the middle of his bag. Yeah, and because
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: I gotta beat him up, obviously, but I thought, but
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I was so like dumb struck like people. It was
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: nine in the morning, just some loser walking down the
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: street deciding like me. Eh, And I felt so bad
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: that I didn't kick the stuff out of him stuff.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't say the whole words the stuff out of him.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Anyway, whoever is doing the woody tags or whatever, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: can't thank you more. Want to show next time? Oh yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, right back. This's the show man, sex toys
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: and ice cream?
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: What more do you needed? Greg written all over? Tell
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: me by the way, Greg, try a sex toy. I
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: admitted it to us, shouldn't have done it, in.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Said, and said He's gonna tell us all about it
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: and give us a sex toy review. I still don't
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: know what kind of sex toy is, but we will
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: find out together, damn it. Yeah I shouldn't have said
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: a word, but but I'll let you know. Community he's
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: think of all the embarrassing stuff that we've talked about
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: in a minute on this show. Why stop now? Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: there's no it's the point of no return. Yeah, all right, Well,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: this story out of Florida. This guy he uh went
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: to his local Walmart, did some shopping, left store. Problem was, though,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: he didn't pay for anything that he walked out with,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and so the cops caught him with the things he stole,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: like a tush toy, they called it. Have you not
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: been to a Walmart and seeing like the lube and
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: condom and toy section that beach Chairs.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Target has the same as well.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: It's a crazy big selection. They up the deal asking
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: anyone for that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just grab it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: To some of the targets.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I see him open willy nilly the targets, but all
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the Walmarts. Yeah, I've ever seen anything in a Walmart
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: that's not locked up at this point, No sucks, I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: hate it. But anyway, so the guy got a tush toy,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: cool flavored lube, Yes, they sell that at Walmart, a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: vibrating pocket toy, a vibrating bullet massager, an oral strokers.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: This is all available at Is that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Like a tongue?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I guess oral stroker? That's how the article. Yeah, well
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: just type it in Walmart oral stroker.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: But you're like, you're that addicted to ing that you're
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: at Walmart stealing this stuff.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And then also one Reese's peanut butter ice cream that's
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: for the after party.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: So the total cost of the items was under a
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: thousand bucks, but the man's charges turning the felonies because
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the cops realized that he had prior theft convictions.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: The oral stroker looks like a many blood pressure cops. Yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I don't care your thumb you're showing it on somebody's.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of sex toys I heard about. Remember I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: told you there was that radio station reunion thing that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of bummed that I skipped out on. Well,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I I've been getting some some stories from that reunion,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and everybody's talking about, oh, we ran it, the so
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and so and this other person. Well, this guy that
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: we used to work with was talking about how he's
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: banging a married woman while her husband watches and he's
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: seventy years old. Oh yeah, yeah, so all these stories
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and so he's telling Mike the showkiller, Yeah, this whole
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: story about how, oh yeah, I'm banging this married woman.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: The husband watches, and he's got a he's got like
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: a whole truck full of sex toys that he drives
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: around with. What just just in case, I don't know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: just in case the situation comes up to go, hey, hey,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: what are you doing right now?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You up?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You want to come over and bang my wife? And
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: he's wow, seventy and he shows up. I'm picturing like
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: a contractor. I think, who's got like the pickup truck
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that's got those seventy the guy who's banging.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: The oh, the other one. I mean good for the
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: former co worker.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: For him, break's always concerned like, oh, when you get older,
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: you're not going to want to do these guys are
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: in there seventy.
• 32:59
  Speaker 11: That's usually justification for what you call a deviant behavior.
• 33:04
  Speaker 11: It's like someday I wish I had done this.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: I told you that one time I was in Palm Springs, California.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: And there was like these I was staying with the
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: buddy and uh he he was staying at this other
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: house that had like three eighty year old dudes and
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: they're trying to figure out how to hook up their
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: porn to their TV. So I helped them out with it.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Nice kids are trying to go from like the laptop
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: to the TV and they do it. But like in
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: the days before you could just do like Google casts.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Oh they forget about it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 12: But is I'm like thinking, like three eight year old
• 33:38
  Speaker 12: years they're about to do poorn together and probably like
• 33:43
  Speaker 12: you know, lemon party all day, let's do poor.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: They are poor, They're still out here doing it, you know,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: like sort be a well you can't.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But I would have never guessed about this dude. You
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: know that that this is what he's doing in.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: His free time.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like you never know, like talking
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: like freaking of the week kind of stuff. And you
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: know the guy who's you know, bagging groceries as also
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: weird that he's sharing the story.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Well with a bunch of radio people.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: True, you know that's true, and guys like that love
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: sharing stories.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: A truck full of sex toys and you drop. I'm
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: picturing like the you know, like a pickup truck, like
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a contractor has, like they head the locking boxes out
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: in the bed of the truck, and that's where they
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: keep all their like you know, still saws and stuff
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Can we put it out to the audience, because we
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: we I put the I like to watch people in
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: the same category as the feet people. I don't get it. Yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: but these but these people to watch people might have
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: an explanation because the feed people we've asked for like
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: twenty years.
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: I feel like great could be a watch person, get it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 11: You know, I'm way too emotional to the watch person.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I would be jealous, right, yeah, yeah, But I think
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: you like the idea of it, But I don't think
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: that you would be able to do it yourself.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: With Mario, no, I don't think.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think I think he would like to
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: watch like some other people that he's not involved with.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Oh of course, yeah you did. You'd be cool with that,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: But I don't think I would watch that all day
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: like his partner.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be able to go through with
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: it that way. But I think but I think he's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: freaking enough that he likes the idea of it, but
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to go through with it with Mario.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You mean like watching like the idea. No no, no,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the idea actually shatters me.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What if it was the other way around and
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: he was watching? I wouldn't do that either. I've been
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: in rooms where like women are going at it, but
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: not like a dude.
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: And here's an obvious question, the watch people because I
• 35:43
  Speaker 11: don't want to see no wiener?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Do they?
• 35:46
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 35:46
  Speaker 11: This is going to be the dumbest question. Do they, Joe?
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: While what's the point? I don't know what it is.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: It depends on the person.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: I thought the whole point of it was like because
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: the person who's watching gets turned on by somebody else
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: being attracted to the person that they're with.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: See, and then it's stupid.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I mean it's weird, like I'm not you know, it's
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: but that's what the piece that them on is other
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: people being attracted.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Me least you're geing.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: At least it's like live porn for you, the same.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Person who wants to be dominated, like you're a little piggy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Boy, but you're watching your I don't know part like
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: your wife or girlfriend or your husband or boyfriend.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: That's saying like shaming thing like look what I'm doing to.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: You, what.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I'm doing, what you can't do?
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly, Yeah, I take it, Gina, check out my ween.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: You like that, don't you? Oh my god? Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And Gina's got to make eye contact with Andy the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: entire time, this is the conversation railed by some other dude.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Has to make eye contact with the dude as well.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: And no, you look at me, the guy would just
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: be crying because he'd be so much smaller.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: You know that you shouldn't never have told us that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: That's all I can when I see your husband. He's
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: pretty's he says, he's embarrassed. Maybe he's just being honest.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: No, he's not.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: He's so happy that he knows the.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Chances of this being as true as Gina would like
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: us to be inflated because she's being that she is
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: a really good wife. Like I've never heard him, I've
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: never heard him dogged by Gina like you know, so right,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: exactly right.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: But it's all but I've told you, it's it's like
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallets too
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: full of hundreds.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It's kind of cumbersome.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, see this is a really good wife like duff protest. Okay,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it's the.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Have I ever lied to you guys? Probably?
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: I don't know, because I'm thinking that maybe you and
• 37:52
  Speaker 11: Andy had this agreement like, yeah, this is going to
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: be at the angle on my wiener that you're going
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: to say.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Angle like that that that that's just how she comes,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: not to his defense, but like that's how she, you know,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: props him.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Up and give you guys fun facts. And I thought
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: this was a pretty fun fact. He's not upset by now.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I don't believe him if he says that.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Now. Greg said to us that he got a sex
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: toy and he tried it and he's going to review it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: Although we're leaving one part out, the hope of this
• 38:27
  Speaker 11: was that you all would try it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, trying it different genders.
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: Not this particular one. Well than not all of us
• 38:35
  Speaker 11: would try it. No, you know, while we watched, we'd
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: be watching.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Look getting the butt chucking ten. He didn't bring it in,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: did you? I did not? No? No, hell no, used.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Y got We got that review from Greg Gory that's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: put up next to the Woody Show. Phones open eight seven,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Woodie text us over to two to nine eight. Sex
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Morons is pretty good?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So Greg who dying to know? Yeah, and again this
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: is shocking on so many levels. This is the guy
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: who will not buy toilet paper, gets embarrassed to buy
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: toilet paper at the grocery store. He will not poop
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: at work, he you know, you know, thinking that everybody's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: judging him for every little thing.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: But I get embarrassed to buy deodorant.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: But Greg mentioned to us, Oh, yeah, I forgot about
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the deodorant.
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, because it's just like stuff that you need for
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: your body. I don't want anybody else knowing about it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 11: And now I'm going to talk about this.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Idiot. I was hoping that this would lead to you
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: guys doing stuff.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: So imagine the surprise when we were having a little
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: pitch meeting talking about things for the show, and Greg's like, oh,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I could do a sex toy review, what idiot?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: But not?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: We are here, we are so well, it's funny. Where
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: did it come from?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Did you buy it?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: No, And this is the this is the let's call
• 40:12
  Speaker 11: it the rub I kind of I don't blame I
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: guess I would thank Menace for this.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what I know, which is weird because he's against
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: sex toy, he's against like sex in general. Kind of
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: as much of a deviant as I am, as like
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: as a prude that you are. And I kind of think, No,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting Gina or and I know nothing about
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Sammy in this regard, but I'm putting you guys into
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the prude category. Remember when we were talking what he
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: didn't even understand? He's like, can two men sixty nine? Yeah?
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Not even envision that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: Easy?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I wasn't so straight.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I can't envision.
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: Like that would be immaculate design and anatomy there were
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: two men to.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Sixty nine because he wouldn't be more logical?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Can I say something? Can I say something? I wasn't
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: picturing the two guys laying on their side. I was picturing, like,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: how like Hetero's sixty nine where someone's on.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Safe, same thing even easier? How small and.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: How small and how small is the other the guy
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: who's on top, How small is his penis?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: That it's not going right down? Well, and maybe it is,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: and it's your.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Head, the back of your head's leaning against the dead
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: it seems like iture.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: It just seems there's mechanisms in case people get in trouble.
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: I can't understand how you can't understand. It's funny, but
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: the reason. Okay, so menace got me into box wine.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: And many years ago you did a podcast. You're part
• 41:47
  Speaker 11: of a podcast called Sex with Emily. Yes, you brought
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: in something that we often, for some reason make fun
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: of because we think it leads to a shame spiral,
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: and it should be. It's embarrassing, but it rules. You
• 42:01
  Speaker 11: brought in a flesh light.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Which is like making love to a monster energy can. Yeah,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: it looks like a flashlight, it's wider, it's clear. It
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: has a silicone sleeve like jelly like gel. It's soft
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: and squishy. Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: And uh and and you brought these in because Emily
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: had these, you guys.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I.
• 42:26
  Speaker 11: Ended up trying it and oh my god, it's almost miraculous,
• 42:33
  Speaker 11: I swear like, So there's there's how I got to
• 42:38
  Speaker 11: phrase this in the proper way. So you get to
• 42:41
  Speaker 11: the finish line in life in however whichever way you're
• 42:45
  Speaker 11: doing it, and that's great. Sometimes it's a marathon, sometimes
• 42:48
  Speaker 11: it's a sprint. The flesh light.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: It makes it more than just a sprint.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: It's it's like you you attempt.
• 42:58
  Speaker 11: To make it a marathon and you can't. It's that incredible,
• 43:02
  Speaker 11: that good. It's bizarre.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Does it have like a pressure setting? No? Okay, so
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: now vibrator anything you.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: It does nothing, Greg, Do I have an honest question
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: because I never asked a homosexual of this before. When
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: it comes to that, when it comes to the flesh light,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: a flesh light is supposed to be representing a woman's vagina,
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: and now you love it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: But this is.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: This is hard to make replicate a mouth against but
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: it's the design to repent. Yeah, they do have them
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: that even look that way. But this is just a
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: cylindrical piece of plastic. You know what, It's not a
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: cylindrical piece of plastic. It's a cylindrical piece of magic.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: So if you have shame about doing it alone, I
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: have a great idea for you, because that's how we
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: envision it. Right, you're alone and how dumb, and then
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: minute you cross the finish line, you're ashamed of yourself.
• 44:07
  Speaker 11: And it's stupid. The solution to that problem don't do
• 44:11
  Speaker 11: it alone. Oh do it with somebody. Do it in
• 44:14
  Speaker 11: front of somebody in front of your partner. With your partner,
• 44:18
  Speaker 11: both of you use it and.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Go like, oh yeah right, let me let me ask
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you a question. So when you're done, so like, is
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it a one use thing?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: No?
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, it's plastic and basically so you gotta re
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: you got to clean it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: You so one end of.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: It, okay, one end of it unscrewed, so it's like
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: it's like picture the bottom of your Stanley mug which
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: is tapered at one end so it can fit into
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: your cup holder. If the very bottom unscrewed and comes off,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and then you can run water through it. I mean
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: quite literally exactly, you can unload. Right, So, unless you're
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: uptight when you're alone, and you're a total prude, then
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: don't get it. But if you're not a total prude,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: and if you're not uptight, and if you're worried about
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: doing it, don't be telling you it's it's five stars.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I get it. You have to clean up.
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: It's stupid. You feel like a moron you're watching this thing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: But oh well, I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty incredible.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: As a guy, because guys are born with everything that
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: we need just to un intended to knock that out
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: very quickly. Right, maybe any tools need maybe even you
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: don't even need the lotion or the lube or what.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: But you know, women, women, I understand more how like
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: something might be necessary for like the vibration, Like it
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: would take a lot of work just with a just
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: with a digit those unicorns, right, So.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Like so why would a guy go? Is it that much? Like?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: How's it better?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: That's that's a great question. It's a different sensation. It's
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: uh like a stranger. It's you don't feel like you're
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: right and solo.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: It eliminates, for lack of a better term, a lot
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: of work, you know what I mean?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Because now you don't got to talk to it and
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: take it out to dinner.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: It's built. You don't have to lose half your money. Yeah, no,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: it's just it's a different since it's just the sense
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: of newness kind of like when you're with somebody new Like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Different favor the sensation is different. You don't have to reciprocate.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It doesn't talk. No, it's it's I highly recommend it
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and Amazon would just come out with its name on it. Right,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: it be sent discreetly, so you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Blow your mind. So when I was you know, you know,
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: working with the Sex my podcast all the time, we
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: were invited to the headquarters, which is in Austin.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Oh wow we should go. Sure we could still get them.
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: For their invention. Yeah it's I tell you, we make
• 47:19
  Speaker 11: fun of it rightly. So it's it's embarrassing, but it rules.
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: Life is short. Get one and I can't believe you
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: were so it's like being at an ice cream shop
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: and not eating the ice cream. You worked there, you
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: were there and you didn't even try this stuff. You
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: guys have to stop being such brudes.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten sounds yeah, life
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: is short. Try Greg endorses the fleshlight you guys. Yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: but I won't buy toilet.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I'll work on getting you that tour of the headquarters
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for sharing the information. You know what,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: try it very brave.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go put my head in the hole show next,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: he translator of the Huish alphabet is what you value
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: in that woody show?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: The text over to two to nine A seven. I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: love this show. Listening in Jamaica for Love down Off
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you are there on vacation or you live live in Jamaica.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Either way, we get downloads from around the world. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: it's a digital world. It's a digital insane.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Greg was sharing about his sex toy adventures.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: What do you mean what you recommended there by? Mom?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: You recommended by try I recommend it, and guys will
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: pretty much try anything.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was that whole American pie Apple pie.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard about microwave candalo like oh really, yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Banging the cushions of the cow. Right, I remember hearing,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this was when I was uh young man.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Oh banana peel oh right, we got a text about that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody tried a banana like.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Duct tape and banana.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even the duct tape. Like, so you eat
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the banana, you take the peel and you kind of
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: put it over you like a golf club dollar club
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: cover like a sock because the inside of its kind
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: of I guess, uh, little slippery or whatever. And I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: guess the same kind of idea what the fleshlight.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Was probably with ingenuity.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine women have tricks like that, like
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta get you got to get like
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: a like a turkey baster.
• 49:34
  Speaker 14: I don't know, I mean any handheld mixer and we're
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: doing down there, sit on top of the washerman, I
• 49:41
  Speaker 14: don't know, right right, Yeah, women have any kind of
• 49:46
  Speaker 14: I mean I would have met tricks.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I would imagine anything that's shaped can be you
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: know what I mean that way.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: But that's that's for like internal purposes.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: But talking about like little.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Because isn't it true that most women are not the
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: internal Yeah, I'm the internal people.
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: They're more like external Is it also true for the
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: ladies that crossing the finish line is quite rare?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: It can be.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a it's not a sure thing like
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: you all at all, even with yourself, let you off
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: the hook.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: It depends for women, like they know, even if a
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: woman's just just her, I.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Think it's give you want a job down? Yeah yeah, no, no,
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: you you.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: For sure can.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: But when it's like when it's together, it's not always. No,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: it's not a given at all.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: That there's women that have claimed that they've never gotten there,
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: even by themselves.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then so they did like some like sex
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: acts first will recommend that they just just like gel
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: for a month straight.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't go to work and now back to the
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Woody Show. Got the crossroads coming up for you this unfortunately,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: and as you've heard, you know, we we get a
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: lot of feedback and people always have something to say.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, we we've got a lot of people that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: were hitting usup about this Spotify thing. That's something more recent.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: But people complain about the dumbest things. And it's one
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: thing to go, oh, hey, what happened on Spotify? But
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: then once we explain what happened and that you know,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: we're not trying to you know, just screw you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And it's not the.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Only place you can get the podcast. And also, I mean,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: it's kind of nice to think that this show is
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: such a big deal to some people. Yeah, because every
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: once in a while you do have that thought of
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: like does anybody care? You know, right, because like we're
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: sitting in the room. It's not like you like a
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: band that's on stage. You see all the people in
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: front and singing along to the songs and having a
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: good time, like you're you're you're very much blind in
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: here other than you know, the texture things that come in.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: But anyway, some people, some people can be reasoned with
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: or some people you can address and you can say, oh, well, hey,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I think you have very you misheard part
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: of it. Took a little thumb something out of context here,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and that's fine. There are other people who come in
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: for war.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Oh they come in hot.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, as if you know, they are demanding change
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: or demanding apology, demanding jobs be taken from people, of
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: course because of some innocuous thing or joke or whatever
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: they heard on the show. That's where we get all
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the things for the Crossroads. So people either hit us
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: up on one of the social media channels or a
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: lot of the times it's mostly email because people they'll
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: think something out, they'll have this whole big argument because
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: it's to be taken seriously. Back in the day, it
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: would have been a letter. It would have been a
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: strongly worded letter, would be sent through the mail.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: And then the other ones, which are my favorite, the
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: ones that people go on the website, the radio station
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: website and says contact us and they send their thoughts
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: there thinking that it's going right to management. But we're
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: all copied on the same thing. Because most of the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: time it's like, oh, can you mention this event that
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: we're having or how do I get in touch with
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: menace abouts you know the pet insurance he was talking about,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Or can I make a request like dumb stuff like that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: So it does go to everybody.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Which we see and we include in a round of
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the crossroads because it's just healthier for everybody. It's a
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: bad relationship. Yeah, this goes for any relationship you have,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: be it professional or personal.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Got to amputape.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You got to know some people are investments, some people
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: are bills. These are the bills, and we're cutting them out.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: We're essentially firing listeners telling them, you know, it's best
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: we go our own way because we're not responding, you know,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: in any kind of change way to what you're talking
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: about here.
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: I just saw a video of modern day philosopher Marilyn Manson. Yes,
• 53:32
  Speaker 11: I'm saying saying your value is based on how much
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: people love you and how much people hate you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: And I thought, Maryland, that's kind of a good point
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: in MARYL.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Mayor and I have a clip. I know we've mentioned
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: it before. I'm not sure we actually played the clip itself,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: now that I think about it, I know that we've
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: talked about it. I'm not sure if we actually we
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: had actually played it. Rick Rubin has a book and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: he's talking about like his creative process. Rick Rubin legendary
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: music producer. I mean PC Boys, look up Rick Ruby everything.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: He has done something that you know and love when
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: it comes to music, and it's it's interesting because this
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of my thought press. So when it
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: comes to the show, because you can't worry about what
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the audience is going to like or not like or whatever.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: You got to do something that you think is interesting
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: or fun or funny or whatever it is, and then
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: hope that you can get enough people on board with that.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: But if you're if you're chasing ghosts, you're going to
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: drive yourself nuts and number one and you're setting your
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I think you're setting yourself.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Up for failure. Yeah, it feels hollow. Yeah, let me
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: play the clip and you'll understand more what I'm saying here.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Do you ever face the inner critic of well, what
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: if other people don't like this? No, I don't consider
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: them at all. Really. Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: Hey, something I say in the book is that the
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: audience comes last. And I believe that I'm not making
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: it for them. I'm making it for me. And it
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: turns out that when you make something truly for yourself,
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: you're doing the best thing you possibly can for the audience.
• 55:11
  Speaker 13: So much of why if you go to the movie,
• 55:14
  Speaker 13: so many big movies just not good, it's because they're
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: they're not being made by a person who cares about it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: They're being made by people who are trying to make
• 55:23
  Speaker 13: something that they think someone else is going to like.
• 55:26
  Speaker 13: And that's not how art works. Art doesn't. That's something else,
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: that's not art, that's commerce.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: First of all, sorry about the music. I meant to
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: strip that out. Number nine, number two not art. Now,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: what we're doing is not.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think I can argue with that. Well, you
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: never wait to hear what people complain about not art.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: But the idea is like, you can't because you're not
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: going to please everybody, and that's what you're out to
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: strive to do, and so you have to try to
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: find a I hate to use it, a community, you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: a coalition of like minded people and hopefully they like
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: or find interesting what you find interesting or like, or
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you can make it so that it is something that
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: you are interested in that you can at least share
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: with people from like a show and tell kind of perspective,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and you'll have enough people right exactly exactly, and then
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you can you can be successful in that way. But
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: if you're sitting here just you know, that's where pandering
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: comes in. And that's where that's where things get lost
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and ruined as far as I'm concerned, that's where. That's
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: where authenticity lives. When you're doing something for you or
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you know, not just because you think that's what people
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: want to hear.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: When you find people who value that, you've got a
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: great group.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh so that's that's that's where and when yeah,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and when people say different things to us about hey, man,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: like I forget what it was, oh yesterday, Like somebody's like,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: oh man, Gina's husband who cares? I Like, well, look,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: we are the only ones who are required to be
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: here at any point in time. You have a ripcord.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: It's a button right on your device or on your
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: your car or whatever.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: It's magic.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, you can leave any time. I don't want you to.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing. I don't want you to. But
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: if you get into that situation, you have that ability,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you can you can do that.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and my husband be the first to agree with you, like, yeah, Andy,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: who cares, right, it's.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Probably from him.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we all feel the same way. But
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: all right, so what are people complaining about this go around?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: We're going to find out what do you show? Crossroads
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: coming up for you next year on the wo is show.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Hanging With a little extra effort, I think we can
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: up our likability Doty SHOWILL be right back fast.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: This is the show.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I know we rip on customer service in different industries
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: and and thinks, I mean, we're not much better. True,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: if we're being honest, we're not much better. Not the greatest, No,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: because and there there's I could I could play a
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: clip free letter. I want to get to the to
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: the emails and stuff. But yeah, we do the show
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: for the people who enjoy the show, right right, And
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: we're not uh we're not necessarily sitting here thinking about
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: all the little people and every little tiny can play
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: that comes in because you never get anywhere. You just
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: be busy putting out little fires here and then trying
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: to bend over backwards to please everybody.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You can't do that, Uh, that would be insanity.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You can't please all the people all the time, which
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: is why we end up here at the crossroad.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Dammit.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Some people just can't be helped and we have to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: let them go. We're essentially firing them. Typically yeah and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: so uh and so what happens? You know, we get
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: people that send us an email or something on one
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: like one of the social media pages. My favorite again
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: are the ones that come into the radio station email,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: like the general mailbox. Like if you go on the radio,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: say websites is contact us and they're trying to get
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: ahold of management to uh to Narcus out or they
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: think that, but it goes to everybody gets a copy.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Anybody who's in programming or whatever, we all get a copy.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: And that's where a lot of these come from. Also
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the show email email at the woodieshow dot com and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: so people complain about every little thing, as you know,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: because you're you're a person on this planet. You're awake
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: and you see how people are. Like this first one,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: this is end to the WOODI Show email. This is
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: from Gauge subject the Boot Liquor Show.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: They always ask I want to reply, they say no,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: which usually they do, but no, I just want you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: to know this. Yeahah Dear Woody Show, or should I
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: say the iHeart corporate puppets. You really pulled the podcast
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: off Spotify? Why because you want to force us to
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: use the iHeartRadio app. What a greedy slap in the
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: face to your longtime supporters. I'd been a loyal listener
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: for years. I don't catch the live show because I'm
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: not up that early and I have a life. Yeah,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: and that's exactly why podcasts exist. But now, instead of
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: respecting your audience, you went with corporate boot licking. The
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: general public might be dumb, but I am not.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: I know what this is.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I will not be downloading the iHeartRadio app. I don't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: care how many times you advertise for it. I don't
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: want it. I never asked for it, and I won't
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: give into being strong armed into a platform that I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: didn't choose. You tell him, buddy, And now, even if
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: you do put the podcast back on Spotify, you have
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: lost me completely. Oh you've shown your true colors. Your
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: wishes of your employer are more important than your audience,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: and saying the whole thing is short sighted, alienating, and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: downright insulting to the people who built your success. And
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: trust me, I'm not the only one. You're losing listeners
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: by the millions over this.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: You traded loyalty for corporate synergy. Congrats to you all.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your bonus. We got a move that's from us,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: from Gage.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: We have lost Gage. We got I love the conspiracy theory.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we lost Gage. You guys times do we
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: have to explain this?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: The iHeartRadio app features playlist podcast, live radio stations, and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: stations based around your favorite artists. There's no reason not
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: to download, buddy. Yeah, it's free.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: We're not the ones that just in just in case
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: anybody had missed any of these before. Yes, the Wooly
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Show podcast is not on Spotify renowns because Spotify took
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: us off of there because they don't like the little
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: songs that play in and out of commercial breaks, and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: we again trying to identify with them which song to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: have issue with, and because it's like an automated customer
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: service back and forth, we can't get answers to our
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: specific questions. Therefore, we are at a crossroads with them,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: and we're not bending over backwards because we don't know
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: what they want.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my last email to Spotify was am I even
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: talking to a real person.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: They have not gone back to me yet.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Answer, Yeah, yeah, all right, one more Woody show Crossroads email.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Let's see, let's go with this one. Here another station
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: feedback since the radio station. This is from Melissa subject show.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: What do you program? Okay?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Replied requested, Yes, what was I just listening to? I started?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: A female caller on the air, Shelby. She answered the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: series of very random and inappropriate questions, and then the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: hosts of the show all voted and then explained why
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: they voted the way they did. Vote on what you
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: ask on if Shelby was skinny or fat? Yeah, shook
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: me to my court. I can't remember the last time
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I was this angry. But hold on, it gets worse.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Then they opened an envelope containing a photo of Shelby
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: and they all cheered, exclaiming in delight, she is fair.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: What we were happy for her being Some of us
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: were right, which is all, are you body shaming? Are
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: we aware of what year this is? We're really going
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: to body shame people on a radio station. I expect
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: a response with a detailed explanation of who allowed this
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: and what is this really? What you think the people
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: in our community want to listen to as they get
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: ready for work in school, and before you start guessing
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: if I'm fat or not, I'll save you the time.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 14: I am not.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: But if I good?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: But if I a thin, healthy person, is this upset?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine how much worse it is for
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: people of size. People.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: If you're thin, you're probably just ugly.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Then I am so disgusted. I honestly felt like it
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: was nineteen eighty five listener to this garbage, Oh nostalgia.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: I expected this feedback is taking seriously and tabled for
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: discussion at a senior level. Indeed, that is from Alissa.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: We have lost a listen.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Thinking that is bad?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, honest question, what do you how do
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: you describe something that's overweight other than people.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: In a nice way where you don't take it as
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: you're shaming?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 15: Uh no, see thick? Also something you don't know? Phoned
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 15: man taking that wrong large tubby in charge? Whalacious, Well,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 15: I can tell you who's lost some weight. We've lost
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 15: some weight.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, we've We've unloaded the dead weight of people
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: who are just hanging on and listening. Not healthy for
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: their mental health, not good for us either we are
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: moving forward cross roads everybody. Yeah, and you think we
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: don't read your emails?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Oh we do. Ready, Oh my god, I was born
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: for this right here.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know this hallucinating Oh woo woo, Woody. Sure
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: it'll fall up to the crossroads off the text O
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: to two two nine eight seven six five O saying, man,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: all those crossroads just a reminder against Woody's best foot
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: forward argument when in gards to doing Guess Who's gas?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Not one complained about it. I can't believe I heard
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: farting on the radio. We're children in the car, so
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: worry not, Woody. People won't complain about guess Who's got?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Oh they do? They do? We do we we we
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: do get those again. We're doing what we're doing.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: We're doing the show that we think is fun, and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: we hope that there's enough people. It turns out over
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: what at least a couple of decades now it's it's
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: worked out.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Okay. I think we're all we're all doing okay, fine.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I love the crossroads segment. It's like a highlight of
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the best moments of the show. Yeah, you get a
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: little reminder of some of the things exactly.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like hearing how people misconstrued stuff. Yeah,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: oh halfway here things ye five six to two. It's
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: not that serious.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I mean I miss the show on Spotify and I
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: definitely won't listen to it on the iHeart Ready app,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: but I will try to catch the entire show live
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: writing an email to complain just a bit over the top,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: just a little yeah, I mean, yeah, F that guy
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: who can't open your website. I lost you guys on Spotify,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: but within minutes I found you well sweat, So.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: I have gone through LinkedIn and try to reach out
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: to like some Spotify workers directly. Yeah, and if you know,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: if listeners care that much about their Spotify, I suggest
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: they do the same. And yeah, out, we don't care
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: that much, to be honest with you, because it is
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: on all these other platforms and there's plenty of ways
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: I just it again.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: It reminds me of the Y two K thing, Like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: what did you think people would do as a society
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: when the year two thousand hit? And let's just say
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: for the lights did go off, somebody getting their truck
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: and they go down, they figure it out, Yeah, they
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: flip a sweat but like, yeah, people just like turtles
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: on their back and they go, well, it's not here,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: so I don't know, like that's it. Yeah, I done,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and and and and how do you even engage with
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: somebody like that? What's the hope?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Anyway?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you everybody who is here and who is enjoying
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: themselves and who are enjoying themselves. Thanks to everyone who
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: everyone who everyone everyone is, everyone who is enjoying. Thank
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: you Greg, thank you Gina, I say, enjoying themselves. Yeah,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: if you be enjoying yourself, yeah, thank you. And again,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: just because we're not sitting here, you know, worrying about
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: every little thing doesn't mean that we don't care. We
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: are appreciative of the people who do spend the time
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: and you come to the events and do all those things,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: and we do get quiet.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I get quiet. I can't speak everyone.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I get quite a bit of enjoyment out of Crossroads
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: type emails, comments, different things. You see it on the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: daily on our no, like on our Instagram, the one
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I see. I don't see Facebook. I don't look at
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: any of that kind of stuff or even the YouTube.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: But I do see it like on Instagram, and like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: like it's comments about like the dumbest thing. Yeah, like really, okay, cool.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 11: I made a point not to look at our Instagram video,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 11: which which is what that's the Sea Beast victim statements.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 11: I made a point not to read Oh really.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: They're pretty much on your side.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Really, but yeah, no, I mean there was this comment
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: the other day. It's like, oh, I must be really
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: getting to you. I'm like, dude, I'm so callous to
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: all this thing because it's like it's NonStop point four seven.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Gina joined the show a year ago, and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: there was somebody who made it made me laugh because
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: it was a comment somebody made about like Gina sucks,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: she's a sea word, right and and and uh, Gina
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: replied something wrong like oh aren't you sweet? You know,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: and like a little like kind of like kissy emoji
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: thing or whatever. And the person then responded to that saying, well,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you just have to understand blah blah blah blah that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: people you know don't like it, which is not true.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: There are people, there are people you look through comments
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: that there are people that think I'm the worst part
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: of this show.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Greg's the worst part of the show.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Menace or Sammy or Gina, who's the worst part of
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: the show. Like, everybody's got their take right, but they
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: wrapped it up with You're just gonna have to get
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: over it. I'm thinking it's been.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: A year of her being here.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I think it seems like a thing that you need
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to get over. Well, take your own advice.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: You're so right. Yeah, it's done and done. I'm over it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: But sometimes I'll look at their profile picture and one
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: guy said something mean.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: I looked his picture and he had.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Three really cute kids, and I wrote back, yeah, I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: know you hate me, but your kids are so cute.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: And all these people are like, oh babe, and I'm
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: so nice. They just were I mean, you're.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Not, but your kids are. The other interesting thing is
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: like when somebody does have not on you per se
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: or just on something in general about the show Man,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: they will go on every post and comment basically the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: same thing because they really want to be seen, they.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Really want to be heard. Yeah.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I did see a pretty funny video and it's making
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: fun of you know, people who go in to complain
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: about something.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: She walks up.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: This woman walks up to the deli counter and she
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: complains about something and the person goes, okay, no problem here,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I'll you know, we'll get you your money back. And
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, no, no, I want the argument. I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: need you to. And she goes, oh, we're going to argue. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I need that. And the whole the whole point was
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: sometimes people just want the fight.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, Sometimes people just they they want to complain
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: about something or you know, and they don't hurt and yeah,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: and and they they don't want you to give them
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: what they want.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: It's their Yeah, it's just like they're I don't know,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: they're outlet I don't.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: They're already angry, and they're looking for somewhere to place it. Well,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Venice's favorite word, it's their dopamine spike. Yeah.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: So and so whatever it is about the show, you know,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: or the or a person on the show or whatever,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: that I will take that other person's comment and just
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: you know, say that you should apply it to.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Get over it. Yeah.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all having a good time here. Eight seven
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: seven forty four. The Woody Show is inauthenticity A word.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Authenticity I would imagine authentic.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, yeah, in authenticity, Okay,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: sounds like a right you ever look at something like that?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Can't be right?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: It is a word, Yes, it is a word. Yes, Okay, good,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: already hits.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Well no, because I was I was answering some questions
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: for this, like a little interview thing that I was
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: asked to do, and one of the one of the
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: questions is what is it? What is a trait that
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: annoyed that like a pet peel that can annoyed that
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: it's inauthenticity?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, that is that a word
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: right up there with disingenuousness genuine yeah, because there there
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: is so much phoniness.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: It's it's the phoniness I hate. I can take people.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I could take people who are dicks, if that's authentically
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: who they are. If it's the people who put on
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: like I just tell it like it is. But and
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: you can tell that's not really who they are because
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: the minute you say something to them, they're like the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: ones who are crumbling and crying in the corner. You know,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: we have worked with some of those people. Yeah, I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: just tell it like it is. That's that's not authentic.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: And authenticity, thank god, it's a word. They have airspace
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to have to fill you know, say words. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: they have to say words right, words and stuff.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: And as much as we have all these things. Now,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: people are brands, right, They're not people. They're not real people.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Companies are people and people are brands.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Is that weird? Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Living in crazy times? Yeah, okay, So it's a word? Good?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you. That's a that's that's what That's
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: what I need to know. Question of the day. Yeah,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: is it a word?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: a text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I'd love to have some breakfast, and I'm.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Sure we can earn some. Isn't that the deal when
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: we play what do you Show? Family Feud?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Is there breakfast on the line? Yep?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Usually when Sea Bass comes back in here, we'll have
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to ask him. Yeah, I'm sure he'll change the rules
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: mid game. Woody Show Family Feud. It's gonna be coming
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: up next eight seven seven forty four. Woodie says a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: text over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll be
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: right back. All right, Well, we're gonna play around as
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: we promised. He what do you Show Family Feud? Now
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass has somebody and instead of asking like they
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: do on the TV show. We've asked one hundred people.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. The top answers are on
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the board. That's too that's way too many. So he's
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: talked to one person, and we're gonna learn more about
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: this person. Try to put ourselves in their mindset, in
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: their shoes, so to speak, and so we can try
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: to figure out one answer they will give to the
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: survey questions. And what was the I forget.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: There's always a bet.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, if you could match to you had a five,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: you will win. Breakfast will win.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Breakfast, by the way, breakfast, Yeah, not fake imaginary breakfast
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: like certain people does at Minnesota. Some breakfast too. I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: will be providing that breakfast. Okay, uh huh, all right,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: I believe him.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Mens is good, medis Brington breakfast all the time. Yeah, compounds,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: It's just not right now. Everybody just calmed, and I'll
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: get it for you.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Run the tubes. Yeah, I have it on the way,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: What to show family feud? Who is this person?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: We're matching?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: What today is Diablo? And Diablo is dressed like a devil.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: He has horns, he has a staff, he has.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Wait, where did you run into? This makes sense? On
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: the stript in the name will Street, he has kind
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: of like a loincloth on Huh late at night?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it right in the middle of day
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: someone's walking around like this.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: There's not like a devil con we don't know about.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: So well, let's ask him more about what he's up to.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: You call yourself diabolo, Well, come on, it's pretty obvious.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're wearing horns, you have like a staff, yeah,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: ram horns, crystals, scratch. Do you believe in this like satanism?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: I'm just an artist or less? Yeah, I having fun
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: out here, and you're also wearing a song nosvetos bongs
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: are disappearing ones. Thank give you the correction.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Huge difference.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Those are painful.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Speaking of huge, if people have a comment on the
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: size of things, easy drunk woman say, hey, you're way
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: too big.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: You're scaring me with your giant now trying to date this.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: So he's just out there desperate for attention. It sounds
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: like the artist menace and artists anybody can claim they're artist.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: It means you are worthless. But yeah he did.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: He was not so worthless.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't answered some family feud style questions, and we
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: will start with medas.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: All right, oh sweetness, sorry, you're you're the first person
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: up here. What do you show family feud?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Name a fish you'd be shocked to find on your
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: dinner plates? All actual? Actually few questions like an eighties
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: shocked defined feel free to ask your family for him.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: A gold fish, goldfish?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a goldfish, coy fish, because I was thinking catfish,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: but people actually eat cat right, you know, I was thinking.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Catfish too though, even people actually.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Even though.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: He's the devil, piranha a shark, but I was thinking, like,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: you can eat shark.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: But yeah, you guys are on the right track because
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: goldfish so tiny, or piranha because he wants to be
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: a bad ass because he's the devil, but he was
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: kind of boring, delighted.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say goldfish. I think goldfish is okay?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Alright, answered goldfish. All right, it's find out if we
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: get our first point. Will you show family feud?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Name a fish you'd be shocked to find on your
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: dinner plates. I'm probably a jellyfish.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Would you ever even food?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: I'm probably black out? When the last time you blocked out.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: After I get tired, I pass out more us people call.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: That going to sleep. Yeah, I hate sleeping, all right,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: the devil is always at work. Actually, fish, Well, let's
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: try somebody here we go. Who's got the next question?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: Let's go with.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Sammy? Sammy, Okay, what's a good drink to warm up? You?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? What's a good drink to warm you up
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: on a cold night? Drink?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Tea like hot chocolate, hot chocolate, coffee, hot apple, Old
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: one hot.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: But this is the devil, This is the devil night.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna want coffee at night.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't think I'm gonna say tea. I think it's
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: the only thing I see.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't make her second. She's usually pretty
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: good at things. If anybody's gonna get one, it's gonna
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: be Sammy.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: If she says tea, we're gonna go with hot chocolate.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: You think so, I kind of doll. We'll find it,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: What do you show? Family feud? Question number two?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: What's a good drink to warm you up on a
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: cold night?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 7: Fab burners?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Let me think all I drink Celsius.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: Celsius probably first, because it's get the caffeine to keep
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: it going. Kicking around a little bit. Snap out of
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: the trance. What trance would that be? Staring at stuff
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: too long? You don't care about?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Hold on, check this out. What is celsius made out of?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: Uh? Tea?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Tea?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 8: Is it really?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: Do you get half a point?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 14: It's all over the labels, like if you if you
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 14: said soda and they said it would count one percent.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: That is not that's a good argument. This is a
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: bad argument about you.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: Look at the label.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: I've never I've never had celseia. I see it everywhere.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not made out tea because remember I started drinking
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: like crazy and then I had a gig kidney Sone
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: surgeon has his tea extract as one of the ingreen
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: It's the main ingredient.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: The main ingredients is probably water.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: But the point the.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Ingredient in tea?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, is the drink celsius tea? Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: it actually is considered tea. Is green?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: Tea extract is one of the main ingredients for the
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 9: caffeine boost.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: No, this is the okay, so yeah, it's considered tea
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: considered energy. Help I who is waysmarter than you are
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: just said it was tea.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm looking. I'm looking at pictures. Some of
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: them do say green tea, others say fitness drink, natural sparkling.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: But if you read the and if you read the back,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: even in the back has an ingredient. But yeah, that's
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: the primary category is not tea, it's energy. I just.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Sounded like, well, it's.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: It's the chat cheept voice. I can change it if
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: you'd like. Is she getting real residuals on that thing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's are recounting it or not. I'll
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: put it in the back, put in the bag. Nobody
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: on any game show will give you credit for that.
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  Speaker 2: The category. It's not in the go go to t
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  Speaker 2: but it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 14: And that's such a specific answer.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't give a general category, bergy, but you got
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: any stories in the energy drink aisle. It's not in
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  Speaker 2: the tile because it's made out of freaking tea, which
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  Speaker 2: gives you energy. Alright, you're wrong, but I'll put it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put it in the back burner. He's trying to
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: score a lot of breakfast. That's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Next question to show family. Fude, there's almost going to
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  Speaker 1: be a battle well is like.
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  Speaker 5: The freaking GPT who has access to every.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Computer on the planet. The next question, all right, what's
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: a car that movie stars love? Car?
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  Speaker 1: The movie stars?
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  Speaker 7: Again?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: These are actual family questions from the Dawson Cars that
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: movie stars love a car?
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  Speaker 5: You may ask you something a car is This guy
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  Speaker 5: all he sounds old, said convertible, limb.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking for at least a brand, if not makeing
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: a model, a brand, make a make or model Escalade,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: escal gag Aston, Martin.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave it to Menace and Greg. You guys
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  Speaker 1: come up with whatever you think the answer should be,
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  Speaker 1: because I would.
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  Speaker 11: My gut, said Ferrari Ferrari. But maybe they're more luxury
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 11: than sporty, so like Rolls Bentley.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because this guy really knows about car.
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  Speaker 15: Would if he really knows about the one Diablo uh l,
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  Speaker 15: Diablo car a car there's like a seventies.
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  Speaker 2: Pick up, a Lambo Lamborghini. But he knows a car,
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  Speaker 2: he would say Porsche. But if he's just general, he's
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: just gonna say Ferrari, Ferrari. Yeah, it all sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go with Ferrari.
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  Speaker 1: Ver's good.
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  Speaker 2: All right, might say Limbo, though, all right. Question number three,
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  Speaker 2: what do you should family feud? What's a car that
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: movie stars love?
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  Speaker 7: Haamborghinis?
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  Speaker 2: Godberge is good.
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  Speaker 7: You're always fast ones. I know that I don't drive,
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  Speaker 7: so I'm just going by what I recall.
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  Speaker 2: I might I recommend a cyber truck even faster than
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: some Lamborghinis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that. And sexy.
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  Speaker 2: He was the devil, even the Devil's dump.
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  Speaker 3: Had stuck with Diablo, you would have got that, right,
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  Speaker 3: you guys. The devil doesn't drive, doesn't need to now
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  Speaker 3: really like Lamborghinis.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That's more TikTokers than YouTubers. Yeah, because they're too cramped,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: can't put all the people. But I was thinking about
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: what he was going to say after was Diablo? Yeah right, yeah,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Oh guy, I should have stuck with your gun.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: That's a big gut to stick with too something too bad.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: We already got one, so I just need a little more.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: What do you show family feud? Who gets question number four?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Gina?
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Gina grad Again.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: This was an actual family feud question in nineteen eighty
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: named someone Jewish who had a great impact on history.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: This is from nineteen eighty, so it's Richard Dawson and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: your answers today obviously. Yeah, because this is Diablo, I
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: didn't just make this question.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kanye West, Well, perhaps the devil might say Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: To think about it.
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  Speaker 2: If he's going on brand. So far, he's been kind
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: of just like a homeless guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: So I don't think he's gonna come up with who.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say his modern day most famous Jew right
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  Speaker 1: now in.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: This moment besides Benjamin No, yeah, I mean celebrity jew.
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  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I would say, well, Play Sandler has a movie coming
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: out this an a dote God dot At. Yeah, she's ISRAELI. Yeah,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: but what do you guys getting.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Because of.
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  Speaker 2: What do you guys think about Jesus? That's a great answer.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, I mean maybe he is domblo.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, if he's really a character.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, because that would be that would be
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: his number one enemy, right.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that guy, Greg, you have thought.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if he's staying in characters can go and
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: go through him.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think he would say it.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: You don't think so either, But I mean.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: He's nuts, but nobody's given me any other options. So no,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: I think I.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Think he might.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: I think he might stay in character. Let's let's just
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: go for it. Let's say Jesus answer answer question number four,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: would you show family feud? Named someone Jewish who had
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: a great impact on history, Mine's dying. I was most
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: known for his theory, which says that part is.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: Going right pass me because I'm not registering it.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Gena, I was gonna say, And then in
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: my head I thought, Oh, I don't know if he
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: was Jewish or not dying he was a cultural jew.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: H Yeah, he actually went through I just finished reading
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: his biography. He went through like a he when he
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: was his late teens, he his family wasn't very Jewish,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: and he became very Jewish, but then he also kind
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: of moved away from it later on for guies who
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: were curious. But like genetically Jewish, he had to flee
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Europe during the World War Two.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Well, we have one more opportunity to get one more
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: point in order to win breakfast, because we already have
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: that one point from the Celsius t questions, So thank you.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Question number five Greg gory Gory got this, what's a
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: country where they drink lots of wine? Drink wine to
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: say Italy, right, or France?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: Damn?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: You could see the United States? True, could say hell,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: I'd say Italy, Korea. My gut said Italy, Italy or France.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: All the time.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: My gut was France. But yeah, yeah, Italy.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I don't think of Italy when it comes to France.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Really, campaign when I think of I mean it's called France. Yeah. True,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: what did the dumb devil say? But I immediately thought,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: ready to go to Italy? Yeah, so let's go Italy.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Let's go Italy.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Really, you have to disregard whenever see basket cars kids,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: he's gonna try to throw your because you want to
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: buy make a lot of wine in Australia.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: I would, but.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Could answer Greg could answer question number five?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: What do you show family feud? What's the country where
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: they drink lots of wine? France? That's right?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: I'm stand right here in case things go wrong?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Do you have like a bunker here or something like?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: What's the coolest thing you got? Probably some stones? Damn it?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg, only you can play not the Celsius idiots. Well, no, breakfast,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: we're going to No, I got breakfast on the flames
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: on the way. Yeah, well we're still good.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: That's how you play.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Quite frankly, we can afford to skip a or two
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: so you know.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Oh well, it's not the end of the world, but that.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Is the end of this round of WOI Show. Family feard.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. We've got some more
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Woodie Show coming up for you next.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: Hang on what Every.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: Player, unless they're from the same household, has to bring
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: their own balls so that you don't touch other people
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: with your hands. You can kick their balls, but you
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: can't touch them.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna blush.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's the.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: Woody Show, creating awkward moments between uber drivers and their
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: customers since twenty fourteen.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: That what are you show?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: We're going to be right back, the Show'll be right back.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: We're so already boss.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: Hey, you want a burger media rare?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: He burger media rare.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Bitch, you're so neaty because I'm Russian.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm Asian.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Actually, he's the best thing, not being Asian, honestly, the right.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: It's the show. Let me tell you what. Man Menace
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: moves quick when he needs to you know, yep, only
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: when I need to needs to see you wouldn't think
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: he'd moved very fast already. Breakfast in the studio, Wow,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Some chick fil a? Yeah, but
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: what what did you get?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Because she has been going about how much she loves whatever.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: She was there chicken on a biscuit. Yeah, r dude,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: I'm shocked. Good Sammy Ian had a burrito this morning and.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Must have had bacon in it. It didn't have bacon.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: She bacon a little behind the current. I was going
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: back and forth with Sammy for over an hour trying
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: to find something that Sammy would eat.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: She finally just gave up and I ordered this and
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: lucked out and she ate it anyways. But I was like,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: can you, like just give me an idea on something
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: to eat, or like, uh, look at door dash and
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: just tell me something.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't have door dash. I don't
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: have DoorDash now because I'm not a fatty like you.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Was a reply. I guess that's not surprising. Actually, can
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: you get three strawberries on doors?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: But he did.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: He tried very hard, so I did eat one, even
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: though it wasn't you know, there wasn't much open uh yet.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Board gone a vegecas borts of vegetarian.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Right, you got a veggie wrap and Menace just told
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: us how much it costs for a veggie wrap.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen bus thirteen dollars. This meal cost me one
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Just kidding, but yeah, it was super expensive.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Thirteen dollars for a veggie wrap.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I mean I never go to Chick fil
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: a anymore, but it was open, so it worked from there.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: But I do like those little chicken minis.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Theyre the ones like the little good Yeah, the mini
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: nugs on damn it's expensive. Yeah, not the biscuit, but
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: the one of those like the little uh English No, oh,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: it's well, I mean it's not like a country biscuit.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: It's it kind of is. They're like the miniature Yeah,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: like little it's like a mini biscuit.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not you know, you know what I'm
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: talking about, not like a bis quick kind of biscuit,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: not one of those old country like it kind of
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: like has maybe a little bit of honey, got honey
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: brushed on the top. Yeah, I don't know whatever it was.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: It was good English. But he works really, he works
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: really fast.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg, that's how it's done. I know I got
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: to learn I've learned over the years, like put your
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: energy into things that matter.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break more what he showed next.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: Day show join fun.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Well that's it for Monday, everybody. Yeah, wrap it up,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: getting out of here. Reminding you about the podcast full
• 1:30:40
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• 1:30:48
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• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: This is my attempt to make these things shorter and shorter. Okay,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we talking so much At the
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: end of the show, We're trying to leave. Yeah, so
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: let's make it quick. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 11: Yes, sometimes you just have to let karma fix things,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 11: because if you fix things, you could be going to jail.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: Now, here's a question. Someone's karma catches up to them
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: because they did something. You took matters into your own hands.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Does that affect your karma because basically they did something bad.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: You get it.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying is that con justice. Does
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: that constitute bad karma? Because you got back at the
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: person who did something wrong to you? That's are you
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: the karma? Are you the karma for that person's canceled out?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: I say, But then by doing that, are you creating
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: bad karma for yourself? I've questions, Well, that's.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Very breaking, bad of you, like I am the karma,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: I am the danger. I am the one who knows yes, exactly.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you very much, Greg alreat do it.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: You know we love it.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: great day, SMD DOUBLEMS. Your mom's a bitch, you was
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: a bitch, and happy Holidays. All you host is bitches.