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RIP Mitch · The Dingo Weekly

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  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything, that knows everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh everyone Dingo is here, so they're gonna make blood
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  Speaker 2: feel your years.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 5: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 6: Oh we're going, welcome to I love when he does that,
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  Speaker 6: like he's not the one that pressed the button.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are we going?
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  Speaker 6: Oh we recording? Oh there we go. Oh you guys
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  Speaker 6: caught me just doing a thousand bicyp curls.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, you know. It doesn't countdown, and then it glitches
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  Speaker 3: on my end, my computer as ship.
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  Speaker 6: It's a computer guy. Man, you can't keep using the
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  Speaker 6: excuse that my stuff doesn't work.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't countdown, and then it starts counting up, and
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  Speaker 3: it's it always that you are. You don't see it
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  Speaker 3: do the countdown.
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  Speaker 6: I see it do the countdown. But it doesn't just
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  Speaker 6: be like, oh, we're going to count back up now.
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  Speaker 3: It does once he started, then it goes one too.
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  Speaker 6: There is no countdown programmed on the internet anywhere that
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  Speaker 6: once it hits zero, it goes back up.
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  Speaker 3: Not in the middle of the screen, but it counts
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  Speaker 3: up at the top.
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  Speaker 6: Now your story is changing.
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  Speaker 7: Is it not?
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  Speaker 3: Counting up.
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  Speaker 6: It is one minute, it is now. But there's the
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  Speaker 6: big mind my right in the middle of the screen,
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  Speaker 6: big white letters to flesh.
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  Speaker 7: Shouldn't yours be the one that's the most accurate? Since
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  Speaker 7: my it's just you're in.
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  Speaker 3: The studio together. I hit the button.
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  Speaker 6: Me up here, Dad, We need to take him down
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  Speaker 6: a peg.
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  Speaker 3: My ship is on a delay. It's it freezes and
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  Speaker 3: it glitches. My computer is ships.
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  Speaker 6: Fourth of July. Todd.
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  Speaker 7: That was good.
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  Speaker 6: It was good.
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  Speaker 7: It was good. I drink a lot. I tried all
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  Speaker 7: the Seltzers.
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  Speaker 3: All the Seltzers. Huh, I don't really.
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  Speaker 6: You don't strike me as a Seltzer guy, you know.
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  Speaker 7: I just it was hot. They are muggy, and I
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  Speaker 7: was like, I'm not feeling having beer. And my buddy
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  Speaker 7: had a cooler full of a variety of not beer,
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  Speaker 7: and I was like, I'm gonna try all these Topo
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  Speaker 7: chicos and the Topo Chico margarita ones in the dark
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  Speaker 7: green can m really good?
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  Speaker 3: They're delicially good. I'm gonna have to try that.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Not beerers great?
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  Speaker 6: What about you, Bob?
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. It's kind of ship. If we're being honest,
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna be honest, because I'm next.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be honest. I mean, it was it was pretty uneventful.
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  Speaker 3: Woke up, hopped in the pool for a bit, which
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  Speaker 3: was nice, so we got a little pool time in
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  Speaker 3: because it was it was decent in the morning, but
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  Speaker 3: then it was kind of rainy the rest of the day,
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  Speaker 3: so you couldn't really do anything all day. And then
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  Speaker 3: in the evening during the fireworks, it wasn't rainy anymore,
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  Speaker 3: but it was like completely fogged over, just like you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't see in front of you. It was so totally terrible,
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  Speaker 3: and they still had the fireworks going off, but you
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  Speaker 3: can see ship. It was just like a flashing in
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  Speaker 3: the sky. Yeah, what do you want to say? Just
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  Speaker 3: fucking say it.
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  Speaker 6: No, I was just listening to your story. But since
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  Speaker 6: you're done, Uh yeah, my mind was pretty uneventful. It's
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  Speaker 6: pretty uneventful too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh was it uneventful? That's what you rushed me through
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  Speaker 3: to say. You all said uneventful until untail you stab someone.
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  Speaker 3: We go to the fireworks same place every year. This year,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I guess because that big ass storm
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  Speaker 3: is rolling in from you guys, so they started setting
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  Speaker 3: him off early, so we wait in the car. We
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  Speaker 3: get there an hour early every year because it's a
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  Speaker 3: nightmare to get and technically you're trespassing, so you have
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  Speaker 3: to wait till the security gets off at nine pm
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  Speaker 3: and then you go onto the property. They gotta get
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  Speaker 3: them off to let you throw go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a golf course. They don't want the pores on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely no pores.
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  Speaker 6: But they do like testing beforehand, so there's like they
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  Speaker 6: set off like twenty fireworks for testing, so usually you
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  Speaker 6: don't care about missing that. So we're waiting in the car.
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  Speaker 6: It's like eight thirty, it's still kind of light out.
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  Speaker 6: They start setting off fireworks the testing. We were sitting
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  Speaker 6: there waiting, the kids are getting antsy, fighting, climbing out
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  Speaker 6: the sun roof, that kind of crap, and it's still
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  Speaker 6: going on. The fire was just still going on. We're like, well,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, let's go. I guess we could watch that.
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  Speaker 6: There seems like plenty you could watch. So we go out.
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  Speaker 6: We it's like full on apparent to us that this
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  Speaker 6: is the show starting early for some reason, and then
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  Speaker 6: we make it just in time for the finale. So
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  Speaker 6: they're setting off like just like two.
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  Speaker 3: It just in time. I thought you were there for
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  Speaker 3: the testing. You came an hour early.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can't see there's I should have mentioned
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  Speaker 6: there's a ton of tree coverage on the road. You
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  Speaker 6: have to actually get out onto the golf course to
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  Speaker 6: see anything.
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  Speaker 3: So you're just hanging back in your this is our like.
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  Speaker 6: Sixth year, like we know the drill, all right? Well
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  Speaker 6: clearly not. We're like, it's starting for the finale. Did
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  Speaker 6: you not like hear any of the story.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think he was listening.
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  Speaker 6: You weren't listening at all, were you? Yeah, okay you
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  Speaker 6: heard that part. Shack off. So we're like, shit, we
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  Speaker 6: don't even make it to the golf course because we're
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  Speaker 6: trying to go on and the security guards they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: you can't be on this property. And I'm like, what
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  Speaker 6: time do you leave? And he's like, I'm never leaving,
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  Speaker 6: but I know you, I know you stop at nine,
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  Speaker 6: so fuck off. So we just run across the street
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  Speaker 6: and like kind of you can't stop.
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  Speaker 3: All us oh the street? Yeah, sure, whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not getting to a fight with the security guard.
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  Speaker 6: My wife already is up to here with me. So
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  Speaker 6: we get across the street, we see the finale, like whatever, fine,
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  Speaker 6: and then it's a mad dash to the car to
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  Speaker 6: get out because it's just a one lane street residential,
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  Speaker 6: so like a hundred cars are trying to leave it
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  Speaker 6: once and I'm getting back to the car and they're like,
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  Speaker 6: this fucking mister softy ice cream truck is like trying
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  Speaker 6: to squeeze his way down where all these cars are
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  Speaker 6: parked on the side of the road. There's barely enough
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  Speaker 6: room for one car to get through. I'm like, this
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  Speaker 6: son of a bitch is gonna ruin it for everyone,
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  Speaker 6: isn't he. We get to the car, sure enough, he
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  Speaker 6: gets wedged right in front of our car, and I'm
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  Speaker 6: already I'm annoyed. I'm not angry yet, but I'm annoyed.
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  Speaker 6: So he's like trying to shimmy around, shimmy around, shimmy around.
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  Speaker 6: People are walking past our car and they're like looking
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  Speaker 6: at our car, and I'm like, like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 6: are Like My wife hates when people like do that,
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  Speaker 6: and she's like, what the fuck are they looking at?
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  Speaker 6: Like with the window open, so it's kind of like,
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  Speaker 6: what the fuck are you looking at? But she's saying
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  Speaker 6: it at me, so if they say anything, they're like,
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't talking to you m anyway, mister Softy. Season
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  Speaker 6: opening jams. It totally rips the front of our bumper off.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
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  Speaker 6: People were looking at our car because he was probably
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  Speaker 6: already latched on and we didn't realize. And as soon
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  Speaker 6: as he goes, the whole front of the car is shaking,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like, son of.
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  Speaker 3: A fuck, son of a fuck, mister SOFTI.
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  Speaker 6: He starts driving away. I'm like what the fuck? I
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  Speaker 6: jump I'm my wife's driving because she needs to and
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  Speaker 6: I jump out and I'm running up and I'm like
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  Speaker 6: stop in the guy. I'm like, hey, hey, like, what
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  Speaker 6: the fuck? You just hit someone? I didn't say me.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why I just said someone, because I
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  Speaker 6: felt like he was gonna be like what do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: If I said me, he'd be like fuck off. So
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  Speaker 6: turns out he's not really getting English.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, and then I'll get English, yeah, because you're all
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  Speaker 3: like hey, words and they're like what he was like
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  Speaker 3: fully Eastern European.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, And I'm like you just hit someone. He's like
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  Speaker 6: what And I'm like, you hit someone? You rip someone's
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  Speaker 6: bumper off? Like I went more detailed, like that was
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  Speaker 6: gonna work. And he was like no, no, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: just get out of the car. And some other guys
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  Speaker 6: saw and like got out and was like, hey, you're
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  Speaker 6: blocking the road. But also you hit someone. And I'm like, yeah, thanks,
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  Speaker 6: I guess kind of, and like the guy stops, he
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  Speaker 6: doesn't pull over, he parks and gets out of the
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  Speaker 6: truck and he comes and he's looking at the car
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  Speaker 6: and he's looking at the back of his truck. He's
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  Speaker 6: just like peeking around and he's like no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like what do you mean, and like, well,
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  Speaker 6: the bumpers hanging off and he's like I have I
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  Speaker 6: have no paint on my on my truck. And I'm
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  Speaker 6: like okay, but look at all this, like mister softy
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  Speaker 6: blue on my bumper that is now hanging off. And
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  Speaker 6: he's like, I checked my mirror, would you check in
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  Speaker 6: your He's like, somebody some lady hit me. I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: what are you talking about, Like so, so you were hit,
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  Speaker 6: then you're the victim.
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  Speaker 3: There there was a collision of sorts.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm getting agitated now because he's like denying that
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  Speaker 6: he ripped my bumper off just now, and the other
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  Speaker 6: guy's like, get he just left. He's like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you totally hit it. But I gotta go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sticking around for this.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not part of this. So, like there's police on
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  Speaker 6: the corner. So while I'm yelling at the guy, my
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  Speaker 6: wife gets out of the car. She's like stay here,
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  Speaker 6: and she disappears. I guess they're directing traffic or something.
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: So she gets hold of the it was a traffic
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  Speaker 6: control officer and he was like, I can phone it in,
• 9:42
  Speaker 6: and she's like, okay, phone it in, and so he
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  Speaker 6: radios it in and they're like they're on a call,
• 9:47
  Speaker 6: but like they're gonna get it. And she's like, okay,
• 9:50
  Speaker 6: howmll that take? And she's like He's like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: Like it's fourth of July. They're probably gonna be a end.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like. She walks back and he's like still arguing me.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, buddy, what do you want, Like five hundred dollars, buddy,
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  Speaker 6: come on, brother? No, it was brother, brother, brother, And
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, no, I'm not taking this is pretty substantial damage.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not taking five hundred dollars. We're going to go
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  Speaker 6: through insurance on this.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, oh my bumper.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, I got bad news for you, buddy. Oh god,
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  Speaker 6: insurance so much. You have a Do you have a license?
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  Speaker 6: And he's like.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is you have a citizenship?
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  Speaker 6: Definitely not. I didn't have to ask that. And she
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  Speaker 6: gets back and she's like, oh, they called it in whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Fast forward it's like an hour later. Now we're still waiting.
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  Speaker 6: He's come out like four or five times like brother,
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  Speaker 6: come I And now he's like, I own a body
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  Speaker 6: shop and I'm like, no, he would have brought that
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  Speaker 6: up immediately if that was true.
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  Speaker 3: What where did that come? I own a body shop? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: All of a sudden, he was sitting in his ice
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  Speaker 6: cream truck. He's like, can I say? Also, he keeps
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  Speaker 6: saying he's got a private event to go to. He's
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  Speaker 6: gotta go, and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm wasting
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  Speaker 6: your time.
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  Speaker 3: You hit me, dude, I've got events to go to.
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  Speaker 6: Eventually, I was like, I'm I'm just gonna call the police.
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  Speaker 6: And she called and the operator's like where are you?
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: That's how she answers the phone. She's like where are
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  Speaker 6: you located? Like, okay, I guess it's an emergency line,
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  Speaker 6: so you probably know that you have to get there fast,
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  Speaker 6: but take it down and otch. Lady. Yeah, So she
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  Speaker 6: gives the whole spiel, and then the lady is basically like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, we'll get around to it.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get around to it. I mean, fourth of July.
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  Speaker 3: What do you wanna do.
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  Speaker 6: She's like, well, do we have to wait here? Can
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  Speaker 6: we like file this later? And she's like basically like, look, lady,
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  Speaker 6: it's fourth July. We're super busy, Like I gotta go,
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  Speaker 6: so like really unprofessional police.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking police man. Yeah, a cab a cab.
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  Speaker 6: So anyway, they show up and shoot my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: After another hour, it becomes apparent the police aren't coming now,
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  Speaker 6: like it's an abandoning.
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  Speaker 3: You wait an hour for the police to come, and
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: oh my god, dude.
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  Speaker 6: What I'm not getting screwed out? Like this guy clearly
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  Speaker 6: will disappear into the night and I'll never find him again.
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  Speaker 6: And then I'm out, like fifteen dollars or whatever this is.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm taking pictures of his license plate, I'm
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  Speaker 3: taking pictures of everything on the scene. I'm asking for
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  Speaker 3: a picture of his light as drivers.
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  Speaker 6: We has no driver's license, no documentation, no insurance. I
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: took a picture of license plate immediately. No, I went
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  Speaker 6: on to his truck. I'm getting to that. I took
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  Speaker 6: picture of the license plate in the damage right away
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  Speaker 6: and everything that was already taken care of. So after
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  Speaker 6: like an hour, it's deserted, this storm starts rolling in.
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  Speaker 6: It's pitch black, it's just us and this creepy ice
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  Speaker 6: cream truck on a dark street. Oh god, one street
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  Speaker 6: lamp visible, and it's right over us, obviously. And then
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't know, I'm gonna go. I gotta
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: go do something. And then I'm walking up to the
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  Speaker 6: truck and I guess he sees me in the mirror
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  Speaker 6: and he just slams the door closed, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: all right, so yeah, I'm gonna go back to the
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: car and rethink the approach here. So I'm like, look,
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  Speaker 6: just take The kids are all in the car, still crying, terrified.
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  Speaker 6: They're like, there's like a horror movie. This ice cream
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  Speaker 6: guy's gonna kill us.
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  Speaker 3: My kids would not farewell through all this with the
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  Speaker 3: baby too.
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  Speaker 6: It's like almost eleven o'clock at night now, and I'm like,
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at the damage. I'm like, fuck it. You
• 13:43
  Speaker 6: know I can fix this. It's fine. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 6: the five hundred dollars cash and we can get the
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  Speaker 6: hell out of here.
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  Speaker 3: No good, but okay, so is that what you did?
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  Speaker 6: So I get back in the car and I tell
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  Speaker 6: my wife. I'm like, look, I think we just gotta
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: take the five hund dollars and she's like thinking over,
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: She's like, this's not we gotta go through insurance. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, the kids are crying and like all of
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: a sudden, like lightning thunder, and then everyone's phone start
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: going off and get to safety immediately. Severe yes, right
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: at that moment, geez, I'm like, what the fuck? And
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  Speaker 6: it's like one hundred and three degrees. Everyone's sweating balls
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: because we ran out the gas. This whole time, We're like, well,
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: we have to turn the engine off because we have
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: like ten miles to empty now. Oh god, We've just
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: been trying to run the AC for two hours. So
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, look, I'm going and I went up to
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  Speaker 6: talk to the guy. I found it. Later, they're all
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: freaking out because it took like more than five minutes.
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  Speaker 6: They thought I was dead and my wife was gonna leave.
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  Speaker 6: Good plan, Yeah, good plan. Honestly, he gives me five
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  Speaker 6: hundred dollars cash. I'm like, fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: Like he had five hundred dollars cash on him.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I could have got more, but he
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: kept offering five hundred, so I haggled out a thousand.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, I don't have a thousand, but he probably did.
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  Speaker 6: But I needed to get out of here, and I needed.
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  Speaker 3: To going gone for a thousand a lot sooner.
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  Speaker 6: But look, I got five hundred dollars and I had
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: him throwing a box of ice cream. Ooh, so I
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  Speaker 6: got a bunch of Cookie Witches, Sonic pops and Powerpuff
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  Speaker 6: Girl pops. Okay, took it back, he fucked off. I
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  Speaker 6: got in the car and I'm like, here, everyone have
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  Speaker 6: ice cream. Shut up. So we rode back home with
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: this shit hanging off our car. Did you get a
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  Speaker 6: fit cook? I had a cookie Witch? Happened, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 6: just happened. Anyway, we got home. I had five hundre
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  Speaker 6: dollars cash. Blah blah blah. I went outside the next
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: day and I spent like seven hours, but I got
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: everything fixed for under it just like.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: You got your bumper fix for under twenty dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did it. I had a bunch of new
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: screws that fit in the garage. I got some new
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: clips I together, and I ordered some rubbing compound to
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: get the paint off for thirteen dollars. So I made
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  Speaker 6: five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 6: And sucked. I earned that five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for real, Wow, that's impressive.
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  Speaker 6: But we're all. I've in home eating ice cream and
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: like laughing about it and like it's it was horrible
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: and it sucked, but like, you're not gonna forget this
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: wart of July.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I would have gotten some cotton candy pops. Did you
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: have to choose which ones to pick?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah, but I said, like, just throw a bunch
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: of shit in the box. And that's what I got.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Just everything in a.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Bag, throw everything in the box to get the fuck
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: out of here.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Nice. Well that sounds awful, but at least it ended decently. Well, Yeah,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: it sucked.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: I had a lot of ice cream the past two days,
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: though my stomach hurts.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I love ice cream. Ice cream is great, too much.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Sonic pops. Sonic pops those like not that good.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: No, they're terrible.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: They're just like the kids love ordering them because they
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: look like Sonic, but they don't like taste it.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: That's it. As soon as they get two bites in there,
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: like I'm done, Like this.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Isn't this doesn't taste good, And then they keep ordering
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: it every single time because it looks like Sonic, Dad,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: it's Sonic.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: They're like all little Alzheimer's patients, like, oh, Sonic, it's
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: just like vanilla ice cream.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Probably, No, it's not.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: No, it's like frozen water with food coloring.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: And then they put natural flavors in it so it
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: doesn't taste like water. Gross, and then the eyes are
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: gumballs and it looks terrifying.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: They can choose any ice cream. There's tons of ice
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: cream cream trus so many, and they have all different
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: flavors and types and pops and whatevers, and they just
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: picked this garbage Sonic Pop because it's just shaped like Sonic.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Any character, SpongeBob, whatever happened to Choco Taco, That was
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: the best one.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Chocot started fucking. That's a choice art there, delicious.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: There was talk about bringing them back about two years ago.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: And I think, yeah, I remember that.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Get the strawberry short bars anymore, except like.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: They don't makes anymore.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: No, they have. They brought them back in the boxes
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: in like supermarkets, and that just wasn't the same.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: It's the disappointment ensues. Man, those are so good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: I found one that's even better, though I'm not gonna
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: say the name until the sponsors I've reached out.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, well, petition to bring back the Choco Taco. Everyone
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: signed it on the website somewhere, probably just sign up.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: For the newsletter.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: I lied, I didn't send out anything. It's Van Lewen
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: Van Lewin. Lewin is that expensive ass one Lewin?
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: Did they do a strawberry shortcake bar?
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah? And it's really fucking good. I just had it today.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know. Okay, yeah, so good.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: I realized I'm not going to go through with that
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: sponsorship at all.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, not at all.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: But let's start the petition if there isn't one to
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: bring back the Choco Taco.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Choco Taco. Yeah, that ship is.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: For Yeah, Ted, that's you. You're on that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Do the petition. You're a petition guy.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: Hunt it. I want you to stand outside Wegmans.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: What's a Wegmans?
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: What do you have? Monards? Go to Minards, Hods, jewel Aldi,
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: what's a I don't even think I have Wegmans. Like Pennsylvania.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: It's like Anna Win Dixie the supermarket.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: It's like a food lion.
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: It's a piggy wiggly.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: It's like a piggy wiggly. I'm just I keep I've
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: been watching this guy on TikTok Live sell weed whackers
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: out of his dining room for the past forty minutes.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: At least. I'm still watching him. He's laughing talking about
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: if one flew off. It's like, oh, how hilarious would
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: that be?
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: All the blood they're blades. Yeah, and it's electric.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: Ah, he turned off.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: I switched to electric this year. I got really sick
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: of I had an older gas one that I had
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: to like manually replace the line, like it wasn't just
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: like a cartridge that you have to like wind this ship.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: And it just got so sick of doing it, and
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: I was like, fuck.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: It mix the gas and the oil.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: And the best thing about this one I got is
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: it's just auto feed, like put in the little cartridge
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: going the line gets short. I just push the button
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: and it just feeds the line out.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Might supposed to feed itself, but it don't.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Banging it on the ground or anything like that. Just
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: push the button and it feeds out more line. Oh amazing,
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: it's right.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to every time you like press go to
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: make it spin, it's supposed to feed out a little bit,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: and like if you go too long, it'll like clip
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: off the end. But it doesn't. It doesn't fucking work.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: It's awful. It's disappointing.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: So nipple ring. The other guy ended and they just
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: I had to replace it with nipple ring.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Nipple ring?
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: What is this algorithm?
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: Nipple rings and weed whackers?
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: It says, if you know you know, And she's like
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: holding a nipple ring over her nipple, like what.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Do you know?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know what. I've been getting a ton of
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: like TikTok ads too, about old guys talking about how
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: like bricked up they are.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: How bricked up they are, old guys are weird. Man.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: TikTok is a lot of ads.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Now, it's that's how they're making money, I guess.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: So everything's an ad. But it's just like a lot
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: of guys talking about their erections weird. I was wondering
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: if maybe Tad was cruising on ours. I know he
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: likes to talk about how erect he is all the time.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: All the damn time. We go back to uh fourth
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: of July real quick, because I want to talk.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: I guess so I've said all I need to say.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Fuck fourth of July.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I just want to take us back
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: to Joey Chestnut.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Joey Chestnut, that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Dude, that competitive eater fella, the.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Competitive eater fella. First of all, congratulations again for winning
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Nathan soft dog eating contest. Amazing. Dude can fucking throw
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: it back when I just came across his video of
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: him in twenty twenty two of him absolutely manhandling, as
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Tad said, some fucking guy he tried to interrupt him
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: mid hot dog eating contest, and he put him in
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: a headlock, threw him down, and he just keeps eating
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: hot dogs and still wins. Dude's a champion, that he's
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: an athlete. That's just happened. You've ever seen one, now.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: It was it was twenty twenty two, Yeah, it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Was in twenty twenty two. But he won again this year.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Oh why is this?
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: I saw that video too. Why is it circulating now?
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Just to remind everybody what a badass he is?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just remind you because he assaulted some guy. He's
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: an awesome guy, drinks during I.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: Can eat the most hot dogs contest?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: This is your hero? What is uh? He's trying to
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: hold up a sign? What's this guy? He's wearing a
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Darth Vader mask and he's holding up a sign. I
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: can't see.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: He just beat up some nerd, putting him on.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: A pedestal Darth Vader mask, and yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: This is what makes you cheer.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: That's my hero. Oh I w don't know what That
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: sign says.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: That I can eat more hot dogs than you. Guy
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: beat up a nerd and you're stoked.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an athlete right there, and he won. He
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: won athlete.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Whoa, We're just gonna throw athlete around, throwing that word around.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: The sign says expose Mithfield death star.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, what is that? Look that up? Maybe it's important.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Hence the Darth Vader mask. Midfield, you say Mithfield death star.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: If this is something bad, you guys? Oh him an apology?
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, Smithfield refers to circle for Farms and Milford do
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: you talk one of the largest concentrated animal feeding operations
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: in the world, owned by Smithfield Foods. Term gained widespread
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: public attention and animal rights activists disrupt hot dog eating.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Never mind kick his ass kickers, asked Joey. One of
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: those peda fucks.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Looks like he wrote a not bad about it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Not that I don't love animals. I do, clearly, I
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: keep filling my house with these stupid things. But like
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: the most obnoxious protester is the animal rights one because
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: they always go to the dumbest ship. They had nothing
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: to do with animals. Well, are you pros what hot dogs?
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Because it's meat. That's not meat. Nothing in the hot
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: dog is meat. It's like bugs from the factory.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Don't say that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: I get when they like the fur and they throw
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: a paint on the fur, like okay, at least makes sense,
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: but hot dogs does it?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: I don't condone it. I think gets stupid. But they're
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: murdering them for the fur or they taking off of
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: They yeah, they murder them their skin. They don't just
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: like trim their skin off and it grows back in
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: a timely fashion.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: It's not like these people are buying They're buying their
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: jackets from trappers and the north Woods.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: It's not like sheep where you just give them a
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: haircut and they're cold for a minute.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, fair enough.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: So that I understand. But like, let's go to Nathan's
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: hot dog eating content. Go to like a farm. Go
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: to like a shitty farm where they have them chained
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: to floors.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: It's not like a platform. No one sees that. It's like, you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Get enough people there, the news will cover it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Organized enough people, maybe, yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: It's no, he's lazy. It was one guy with a
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: sign and he didn't want to make friends.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: You want to make friends, you want to make an impact.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: You have the internet. Post on Reddit and be like
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking about doing a thing. He'll get a bunch
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: of weirdos to message back. You went there by himself
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: because he was too lazy to organize.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I mean that was his quickest way to make the
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: biggest impact that he could buy you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: I hope Joey chest not beat the shit out of you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: He chokes, slaiming the fuck out of that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: He's still not an athlete.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Joey Chestnut is an athlete.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: You know, he's an entertainer. I love watching people eat
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: on YouTube. They're entertainers.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Oh daari, he's an athlete.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: I will not call him an athlete.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: He's something.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: I like the British guy with the beard.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's impressive.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: He is beard, Beard eats food.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: He is impressive. And the fact that like every time
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: he's like what if he what he got for dessert?
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: He orders dessert every time he is to.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Fifteen pounds of food.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: We started watching him during the pandemic. It was just
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: like so calming. Mm hmmm his YouTube videos. I have
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: to look into this uneer seeing Beard needs food. Meats
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: its meats.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Beard meets food yeah, but spelled like meat like meat.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yep. He's great. Adam is his name Adam something and
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: he's charity Christmas like music video for charity each year.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Like solid guy, good guy, good guy. I love him
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: and I don't just say that about everyone. I love him. Hmmm, Dad, get.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Him on the pod okay, yeah, you know everyone, thank you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: It's the like the song says it, and you're like
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: pretending like it's not true, and I don't like that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: I'm on it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's true. Who got him true.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: So, as of this recording, Mitch McConnell has been unconscious
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: for three weeks. What's going on with that?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna bring that up.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: That dude's like, what point do we just call it
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: a coma?
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Well, what I think is he's dead and they're just
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: keeping his body alive on life support. He's eighty four
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: years old. They arrived at his house, he was unconscious.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: They gave him CPR, which means so.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Just part lightly older than the current president.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, which means his heart wasn't beating. It doesn't take
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: long for the brain to start dying.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: After that, what like three years ago.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: So I think he's just a full on vegetable and
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: they're keeping him alive.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Have you not seen him? He's been a vegetable for months?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: But then what's also fishy is three days after he
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: goes into the hospital, his wife leaves and goes to China.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Yep, what's that about? Renounce it right?
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: China? What's that about? What's going on?
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: There? Is a Chinese?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I got conspiracy theories about this. Yeah, she is Chinese?
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: So she went home right because he's dead.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: She's like, I'm out of here. Take the money and run.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: She's like, fucking, you've been sleeping for three weeks. I'm
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: not going to stay in this marriage if you're gonna
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: not even put in any effort. And she went to
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: stay at her mother's place.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Don't put any effort. You haven't maybe didn't.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: I could, I could write for a conservative newspaper right now.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Clearly that's what happened.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: That's that's definitely what happened.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: You liberals trying to spin it, you demon rats.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: So I was I I read that. Now that she
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: left for China, there's no one with power of attorney
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: to pull the plug or give up his seat. So
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: this is like, yeah, auction. If the seat were vacated
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: before August third, the election would become a special election,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: which would allow Thomas Massey to run as an independent
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: and potentially win because Thomas Massy is also from Kentucky.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: And he was just ousted from his seat, So they're
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: just like letting his body rot to get past the Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: what is it? August August third? August third, he's gonna
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: be so.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: August third, they have to have a special election. So
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: if they can hold off on announcing his death before
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: August third, until after August.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Third, then Diego Daily News Network has to get a
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: reporter in there in that hospital. That sounds like tadwork.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Also to get in that hospital, you know, everyone, bring
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: those plugs. That's what's going on in there.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Give us the scoop, private Eye.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: He's definitely probably gonna be dead before August third. Will
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: they tell us?
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: I'm so much more interested in this story.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, right, if you can re enter Thomas Massey
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: into the scene, how fun would that be?
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah? It would because still like overall a fucking idiot,
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: but yeah, he's a disruptor and disruptor I'll.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Take a disruptor. You know, he makes Trump mad, So
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: that's fun.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: That is fun.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: If nothing else.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Speaking of making Trump mad, why are people angry with mom? Donnie? Now?
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Today I heard the fourth of July.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Speech or something for the last speech was really good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: I've been kind of unplugged this weekend.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I've been pretty unplugged too. I
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: really have no idea. I feel like I might have
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: heard something, but I don't know.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Something about the budget.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know. People on Facebook were mad or Instagram.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Whatever she does.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: He balanced the budget? Was wrong with the budget.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: He did that long ago, I.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Know, yeah, but only sort of.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: Like most mayors balanced the budget initially and like by moving.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: Things around, ye.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Make it happen.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh what the fuck? So they lied?
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: No, they didn't lie. It's just less impressive than you think. Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: because you're why why.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Was everyone buys with me previously? I'm just listening to
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: what I hear.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: You know, he did, he did a great job, but
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: like it's a lot of others do that great job too,
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: so the low bar I guess, like it's they set
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: the bar soul over him because they said he couldn't
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: do anything because he's a guilthy communist, and then he
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: did it anyway, so maybe that's the win.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Hmmm either way. I mean, he's doing a lot.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: But he could still take the w He's done a
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: lot of good things. But like if he actually makes
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: it happen, then he's a hero.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: What's the problem though, What did he do wrong?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: You said?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: People are mad at him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: That's what I asked you. Why are you asking me
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: my question back at me? I don't know, I don't
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: know what, I don't know, I don't know answer it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: He said a racial slur?
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Did he Oh, no, which one.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Cracker?
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: No, it's it's a very Oh tell me one for
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: an African tribe, between go on African tribes.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, well one, no one?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: No one knows it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: M good, so tell me.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't even know it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Really, that seems odd considering you know so much about
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: the story. What is it, Rob, I don't. I don't know,
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know nothing. Is it that weird word that
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: you kept saying before we hit record, that you wouldn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: tell me what it meant.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: That's the one.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: I just need to tie you to this racism somehow,
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: the Elon.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Muskers, Elon Muskers.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Filthy South African tribe. Oh gross, I know. I know
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: he was mad at Mamdani recently, or his minions were
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: stupid that I kept seeing on Twitter, which I do
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: peek in from time to time. Yeah, well is a hero.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Mom Donnie's a zero repost if you agree.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: If anyone out there knows what Mom Donnie did, it
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: was bad. Let us know. I have no idea other
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: than that racial slur. I don't want to go it.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: No one's really gonna google it. We're gonna get feedback.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Two and a half weeks later.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, two and a half.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: We say, let me know, nobody cares about because eighty
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: worst things happened since then. It's not fun, it's lazy.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: Google it. The people listening want to know. Do it
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: for them, don't do it for me. Heversey haads to sleep,
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: so I'm relying on you.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why is that asleep? I'm tired. This happened today?
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: No, at least yesterday or earlier.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, is this about the thermosad thing?
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, the thermo said thing that everybody tried to talk
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: shit and then all these old tweets from the people
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: that were talking shit came back and was like, you
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: said the same thing in twenty twenty three?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Is that? Actually it? I feel like, oh it might be.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: My wife said seventy eight before her ADHD kicked in
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: and we talked about something else.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, seventy eight.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what we said. Set your thermo set to
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: seventy eight.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: So, which is really hot in my opinion during a
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: heat wave. It's not bad when it's fighting out.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which, yeah, I guess it's.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: New York City, it's not Bucks County.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: But yeah, like, what's her name?
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Nikki?
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Haley. She was complained about it, and then like an
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: old tweet of hers came up where she said the
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: same thing, like, got to conserve power.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like the general standard recommendation.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm not I can't even mad at that.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna listen probably, but I'm not. I'm not
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: mad about it. Is that what they're mad about.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: You were just mad. You just said it was too hot,
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: and you said this mother, I.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Said, I'm not gonna listen to him, but I'm not
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: gonna be mad at him for saying that it's his
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: job to tell me to do that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: You said, this is why we hate Muslims. I never
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: said that. That's not under your breath.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, not we I mean you just said it and
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: it's recorded now.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: So I cannot think a weekly like the Robbie Family.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Robbie slam Slam, Robbie Slamley.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Where were you on that one? Dad? What you're always
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: down for anti Semitism?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Gotcha there?
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, speaking of politicians that are actual pieces of
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I thought you were.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Going to say speaking of anti Semitism. It's like, wow,
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: he was ready.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Did you see this guy? Did you see this guy?
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: Running for governor in Florida. Bobby Williams in an interview
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: said that we gotta stop with maternity leave. We gotta
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: we gotta we get enough with this socialism. You just
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: got to get back to work. And the girls like, well,
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: how like like they just had a baby, Like how
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: long when are they expected to go back to work?
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: And he says, I don't know, like one or two days?
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. Is the first part.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: One or two days maternity whatever?
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: It's enough so that guy's never had sex with a woman.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Meanwhile, other countries get a full year.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Because is he married, like kids, like what has he
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: retarded that he's from Florida, Yeah, that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: He's from Florida.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: So yes, yeah, my questions answered, like come on.
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: Enough of this socialism, he said.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: God, I with the socialism, Like what do you think
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: the library is, fire Department, Roads, social Security, social Security,
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: it's in the fucking name.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Those are just social programs.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, so so is maternity leave. Everybody pays into the
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Family Medical Leave Act f m l A. Right, it's
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: not what it's called, at least in New York. It
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: is federal. Yeah, yeah, whatever, fucking conservative so angry about
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: a socialist program like this's like this country runs on
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: socialist programs. People pay taxes, so the taxes are allocated
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: to these fucking programs. Fucking idiots. No, only the Northeast.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Ask any Affleck, what the fuck.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Robbie true true, fucking afflex.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: Casey Affleck is the better actor. I'm just saying, is
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: he Oh yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah that.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: I've I've got no problem with Ben. I like him,
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: just saying, brothers the fine.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: He's amazing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: He's great.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Casey's got more range.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: More range, that's all.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Didn't you like rape a girl or something?
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Oh? Did he? Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Did he do something to someone? Something
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: happened one of the Afflacs did something to someone.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, you have to google that. Not doing it though
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: I've done it for the past months. I'm not doing
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: it tonight. You either hire someone or you do it yourself.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: In twenty ten, two female crew members filed civil lawsuits
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: against Casey Afflack for sexual harassment during the production of
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: his mockumentary I'm Still Here. The lawsuits, which sought a
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: combined four point two five million dollars in damages, were
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: settled out of court for an undisclosed amount with no
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: admission of guilt. Mkay. He was one with Magdalena Gorka
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: was a cinematographer, and another with Amanda White was a producer.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Magdalena alleged that Afflac crawled into her bed without her
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: consent while she was asleep and that he fostered a
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: hostile work environment, while Amanda White, producer, alleged that Affleck
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: subjected her to uninvited advances, pressured her to stay in
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: hotel rooms, verbally disparaged her, instructed a subordinate to expose himself.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: To her classic Boston classic. Yeah, I hope those aren't true.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: He denied the allegations.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: The accusation she settled without admission of guilt so could
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: have just been some really good money grabs or I
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: mean because it done it though the settlement I without
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: admission of guilt. I you know a settlement sounds I know.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: I know I'm going to be completely I.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Can't like in a court of all, like I complete
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: the fifth and you can't use that against me, and
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: a settlement with no admission of guilt you can't use
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: against me. But like I'm I'm gonna think about it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: This isn't the court of public opinion. I'm just saying
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: the court of public clearly, I'm keeping it out. I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: going to be completely unbiased and just follow the rule
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: of law. He's still a better act.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: You settled in court on some sexual harassment allegations.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: It was twenty ten. He didn't have the money he
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: has now. Maybe he was just like this is cheaper.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: He paid money because people accused him. Multiple people accused him,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: and he paid money. I don't know how much money,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: but he paid money.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: You don't It could have been like five thousand dollars,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: and his lawyer fees to go to trial would be
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: like twenty times more.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know. It sounds pretty we we don't
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: know the settlement. I don't know. I don't know.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying if they were really like sexually assaulted
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: and upset, they would have been like five thousand dollars
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: and you're not going to say you did it. Fuck off,
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: we're going to court. I don't know.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: You don't know. That's my point.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know, and you're acting like you know still know,
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: and you're acting like you know.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, I don't know. Well, it could be a
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: good thing, it could be a bad thing. I don't know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: He came back a couple of years later and won
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: an Academy Award.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Sure did.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah you think me too? Wouldn't have got him. This
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: was twenty ten, way before you know what. Team Casey Anthony.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, both. That's the official Dingo weekly stance. We're
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: on every Casey side, all the cases, every Casey, Casey Anthony,
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Casey affleck, Casey at bat. We got you all, we
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: got you probably Yeah, millennials listening, No Casey at bat. Mmm,
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: I'm pandering a little fuck you? So what?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: You also apologize for unprofessional behavior on film set? Once
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: unprofessional behavior right now? He apologized for his behavior on
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: that film set. He was accused of sexual harassment, so
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: he's still It seems like he did something.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: That could have been different. He could have been like
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna kick everyone in the nuts on set today
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: and been like, sorry, I did that. That was stupid.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: It's possible.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Hmm, you're not catching my boy Casey.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: Speaking of sexual assault, how about that Grand Platiner news today.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they keep coming with more and more things and honestly,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to believe here either, I don't
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Who's that, Graham Platiner, the main guy, main guy?
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what. Always it's always
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: fishy when like why why now?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the fishiness of it. I don't know if
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I believe you.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: At the same time, like, how did he make it
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: past the Nazi tattoo?
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: The fishiness of it?
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: How did he how did he make it past?
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: He didn't sexually assault it anyone. That's what he said
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: people was the fishist of it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: And the alternative is Susan Collins.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's concerning.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Don't get me started on Susan Collins.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't I know, and does.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's why.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: It's so easy to get past the tattoo, get me
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: started on. I'm you know, I I'm not even that
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: mad about the tattoo. If I'm being honest, it's a
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: it's a it's just Nazis. If you didn't know your history,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: if you didn't know your history, it's just a skull
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: and crossbones like pirates use that ship like you might.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I I can see him not knowing that. It seems fair.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: That seems like a fair assumption.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I agree with Robbie.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: He got it covered. He got I mean, he did
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: something about It's not like he still has it. It
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: was just skull and crossbones. It's not like it was
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: a swastika. It's not like it was the s S.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: It was a skull and crossbones. It's like used by
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: more than just the Nazis.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, so I can the one that said
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I love Hitler on his taint was a little concerning.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: That one's that one was more concerning.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: But you don't see it that much.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They don't talk about that one as much because
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: it's not as widely visible. Yeah yeah, but I can see.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I can see him just not knowing his history. And
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not as mad. And he did get
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: it covered up, so whatever whatever. But now all these allegations,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like they're just trying to
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: make him look bad and muddy the waters. I don't
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: know what to believe. I don't know what to believe.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The timing is all sus.
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: The timing is sus.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Either way, he sounds like a much better candidate. But
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: if I just just listen to things that he says
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: and out all these allegations from outside influences and I'm
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: just listening to him versus his opponent, Yeah, he's he's
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: way better.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: Good policies, but great policy.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: If you're a Nazi, really disappointed in you, I hope
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: you're not a Nazi.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: You better not be.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're a Nazi. I don't think that
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: you are regularly abusing women or anything like that. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what you've done. Sometimes I don't know. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: don't know what you've done. I don't know. I don't
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: support those allegations, but I don't even know if they're real,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: because it just feels like everyone's just playing dirty tricks
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: these days. I don't trust anyone dirty tricks. But I mean,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: we've got a rapist pedophile in the White House right now.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: So yeah, if he hit a woman once, like I mean,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Tad hits women all the time, Like, can I be
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: that mad? Versus what we have is our current leadership?
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: No one thing he's not. He's not a pedophilephi So.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the worst. That's it doesn't get worse than that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: So right, I don't know that's it official thingle weekly stance.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: There you go, print God, change the subject.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: Why do all the AI company logos look like buttholes?
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Well, Anthropics definitely does.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: It's just appeeling to the consumers.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Open AI kind of. I guess I didn't really think
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: about that one. It's a little more of a swirl.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Buttholes are still in.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: It's like a focal lens.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Since two thousand and probably fourteen. I'm gonna say, buttholes
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: are in.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gem and I also is a little bit.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: I mean, they're all buttholes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all kind of buttholes. I mean, is the
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: butt holiest of all of them?
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, Entropic is absolutely a butthole.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: That's super butthole. That's like the first thing you see.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: You look at that and you're like, there even if
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: you look I think it's I think that's the one
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: that's the same as Kurt Vonnegut butthole that he drew
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: in in the end of I think it was Waterhouse five.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: Listen, it's just in vogue breakfast ever since Omarion said, yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: eat the booty like groceries.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: Look up, look up Kurt von Champions and then compare
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: that to the Claude logo, and it's damn near identical,
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: and it's damn.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Near sorry featuring Chris Brown. That song was I think
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: that makes sense, Yeah with the beating women part. So
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: everything just ties together.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Full circle, full circle, full asshole circle, full butthole.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Sorry butthole. Don't want to get demonetized.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, looks just like it, except it's orange.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what else is orange? Several buttholes that
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: I've seen buttholes?
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Speaking of anthropic did you see that they found a
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: workspace inside Claude's brain M that they didn't put there M.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I mean he makes shit all the time, and it's like.
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: It's working more like a human brain, like if they
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: said it's like the workspace is almost like a sketch
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: pad or like a scratch pad where he like.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was reading the output of his thought process.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: It was very like like runs ideas and decides things, like.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: He has his own shorthand combination of like English and
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: computer code, and I don't know, it was it was
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: interesting and then it comes out with an actual answer
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: and you're just like, how did that thought process come
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: back with something that's actually coherent? But it works. Science
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: is amazing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: Science is amazing.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: It is mostly math. That sh it's magic. It's mostly magic.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's dark magic, possibly but whole. I think
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: we figured out it's butthole magic, dark butthole magic.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: Blood sugar sex magic.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Blinded by the light, Yeah, blinded me with science, blinded
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: me with her brown eye, whispering eye.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: That's not different. H Uh. Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: Buttholes, Huh, they're all buttholes.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: You sure are. Love a good butthole, though, I love
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: a good butthole, Love a good butthole. Don't mind a
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: bad butthole.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: I really do mind a bad That's one of the
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: things that's like, just absolutely tragic if it's bad.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Hate a bad butthole.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Heye, absolutely despise a bad butthole. I gotta disagree with
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: you on that one. It's just awful. You know.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie whenever I see a pro laps
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: day and I just.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Pink sock is a trop.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not a run. I'm like, God, I get out
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: of here.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: That begs the question, how often do you see a
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: prolapsed anus where you have to run away from it?
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Too often? Too often?
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: Every other day you got pregnant man, that I'm doing
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: it wrong. It's all that pressure in the third trimester.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, that that's that's an
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: ugly buttle pro laps sayings.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: That does happen when they're pregnant and they got to
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: like push out. No a lot of times, a lot
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: of times. I've never push out with it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I've never seen a pregnant prolapse days. I'm just just
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that's not that doesn't happen. I'm just
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: saying it happens.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: It way more than I was comfortable with knowing. Interesting,
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: and then after it happens once like it kind of
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: happens more.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Just falls out at that point, just like I think.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Once you snack, like once, once you break the seal,
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: it's it's it's coming out.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: It's like that really fun toy like if you have
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: a with the water in particularly violent cough.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Oh god, it's coming out.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: My anus fell out ship.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: It's like the tube toy with the water in it
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: in he's an OUTI no, thank you.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: You can say no thank you all you want. It's
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: still coming.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: No thank you.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Too many kids man coming and going. It's like one
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: of those which which parts is like one of those
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: party blowers. Yeah, don't don't fall asleep on his Teddy
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: got one more in you.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Give us the last time, let me pick which one.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: I trust you.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: Uh well, Illinois just signed a law that we could
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: take cocktails to go and delivered from door dash.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: You guys are just getting that.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I assumed you guys probably had.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: That, Yeah for like eight years now.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That does nothing for me.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Whatever, Robbie, it did a lot for me during COVID.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: And in other Illinois news, the southern part of the
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: state is pushing for secession again. Again. I feel like
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: this happens every two years. From Yeah, they they're trying
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: to go where to just become their own state. They
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: pretty much now they're trying to just the whole state
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: except for Cook County. Like we want to detach from
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: Cook County. It's like, good luck, Okay, go for it
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: in county.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I'm in, I'm in.
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: Are you in Lake County?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: So my part of this new new state.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: You'll be part of the shitty new Illinois.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: Have fun with that.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: But I'm more north than Cook County.
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you'd probably be included in in the good
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: the good part. You won't be part of New Illinois.
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: I's don't want to call it new Illinois.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't include northern Illinois.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: I swear they they try this like every every two years,
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: and it never it never goes through. It's always just
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: like no, you're that's not how this works. Where do
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: you think all your funding comes from the Jews?
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, there you have folks. Chindler asshole of the week.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: I thought he was a good guy.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: Asshole of the week, a'shole of the week ruined the
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: bit man. I never seen that he was a good guy.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: I never seen it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: It's an amazing film.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Good watch it.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: That's your homework, The Juice, And that's why it's funny.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Because is that why it's funny? Oh, you got to
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: explain it that.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: I get it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: I get it. Thanks for joining us at the end here,
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: fuck it? What were we talking about? The Juice?
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: Mitch mcconal's dead.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Mitch McConnell was dead. Republicans all lose their heads.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: Was Mitch.
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: Mcconal mitchma mcconal's.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Dead, Mitch McConnell's dead.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Who knew that Lindsay would go stay? But still, Mitch
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: mcconos dead, Miss.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Mcconal's dead, Mits mccone's dead.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter what Maga said.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Mitch mcconosay,