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- 2:02Speaker 1: So we go deep in the heart of Texas Jerry's world.
- 2:06Speaker 5: How about him? Cowboy who? Well?
- 2:11Speaker 1: There was final game, Final Game, Week nine on the
- 2:14Speaker 1: NFL card at the Jerry Jones Fund Zone. I saw
- 2:19Speaker 1: former Fox Sports Radio Morning personalit of there. Stephen A
- 2:22Speaker 1: was hanging out with Jerry.
- 2:23Speaker 5: In the box.
- 2:24Speaker 1: What's in the box? A man in a pink suit? Anyway,
- 2:28Speaker 1: So Trey McBride, the Cardinals are so bad. Trey McBride
- 2:31Speaker 1: was the headliner coming in this game. Trey McBride the
- 2:34Speaker 1: tight end of the Cardinals clown car rolling in to
- 2:38Speaker 1: the Cowboys crib. We'll match up there Jerry Jones' favorite
- 2:42Speaker 1: NFL team, and it was on an island game. An
- 2:46Speaker 1: island game. He had Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on
- 2:49Speaker 1: the call.
- 2:50Speaker 5: Did you watch? Were you checking this game? I know,
- 2:53Speaker 5: maybe not.
- 2:54Speaker 1: We'll back up quarterback Jacoby Brissett and he wasn't supposed
- 2:57Speaker 1: to play in this game at the beginning of the week.
- 2:58Speaker 1: It was gonna be Kyler, sorry, but the old switcher route,
- 3:02Speaker 1: and so Bersett was in there. He threw not one
- 3:05Speaker 1: but two touchdowns and ran for a score as Kyler
- 3:10Speaker 1: Alligator Arms Murray could not play a little fella had
- 3:14Speaker 1: a small injury foot injury and the Cardinals the Cardinals
- 3:18Speaker 1: a domination situation by Arizona's Dallas was never really in
- 3:23Speaker 1: this game twenty seven to seventeen, raising Arizona as they
- 3:29Speaker 1: get to win there a Monday night. The Cardinals had
- 3:31Speaker 1: a five game skid, a route that came to an end.
- 3:35Speaker 1: There they snap the losing streak with a very comfortable win,
- 3:41Speaker 1: A very very comfortable win for the team from the
- 3:45Speaker 1: Grand Canyon State. Now Marvin Harrison Junior, who had been
- 3:50Speaker 1: a Jag, not a Jacksonville jack just a guy in
- 3:55Speaker 1: his brief NFL career. He had a breakout game, big
- 3:58Speaker 1: first half. The stat line was big first half. Those
- 4:01Speaker 1: seven catches, ninety six yards and a touchdown. There was
- 4:04Speaker 1: one play where he scored in the end zone the
- 4:06Speaker 1: touchdown there where he literally broke the ankles of the
- 4:09Speaker 1: Cowboy defensive player. There great highlight for him and Jacoby
- 4:14Speaker 1: Brissett though the headliner here he made the third consecutive
- 4:18Speaker 1: start there for the Cardinals. They get their third win
- 4:20Speaker 1: of the year, and they win for just the second time.
- 4:23Speaker 1: The stats been going around the second time in eighteen
- 4:26Speaker 1: games without the little fella alligator arms Murray, the fun
- 4:31Speaker 1: sized quarterback.
- 4:32Speaker 5: And so the.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Better story, though, is in the losing locker room. The
- 4:35Speaker 1: better stories in the losing locker room. The Cowboys were
- 4:38Speaker 1: not ready to play. Does anyone disagree with that statement?
- 4:41Speaker 1: The Cowboys were not ready to play. I don't see
- 4:44Speaker 1: anyone raising their hands, so no one disagrees. Good good
- 4:46Speaker 1: job by you not disagreeing. So they weren't ready. They
- 4:50Speaker 1: were shut out in the first quarter. They had a
- 4:52Speaker 1: promising drive that went could put to start the game
- 4:55Speaker 1: and then that was it fumbled by Mike count four times,
- 5:00Speaker 1: lost a couple of those fumbles, Dak Prescott in a
- 5:03Speaker 1: helter skelter comeback situation, had an interception, but didn't play
- 5:07Speaker 1: all that well, did not play all that well. Just
- 5:11Speaker 1: a bad mess of a game for the Dallas Cowboys.
- 5:13Speaker 1: They're in the better story on the losing side. So
- 5:15Speaker 1: that is where we will begin a good jumping off point.
- 5:18Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question, what does this performance
- 5:23Speaker 1: with all eyes of the football world on it, what
- 5:27Speaker 1: does this performance say about Brian Schottenheimer, Shannie and his
- 5:33Speaker 1: coaching run with the Dallas Cowboys. So my thoughts on this,
- 5:36Speaker 1: I've got Slurpye, media, mafia, and hot pocket, and we
- 5:43Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
- 5:47Speaker 1: going to pig.
- 5:48Speaker 5: Out point point point. We're gonna pick out, all right.
- 5:51Speaker 1: So my first thought on this A let's start with
- 5:56Speaker 1: when you take a look down. You get in the
- 5:59Speaker 1: black Hole helicopter, not black Hawk down the black Hawk helicopter,
- 6:03Speaker 1: and you go up in the sky and you look.
- 6:05Speaker 5: Down and you look around, look at the landscape there.
- 6:09Speaker 5: What do you see?
- 6:10Speaker 2: All right?
- 6:11Speaker 1: So here's what I see, okay, And I'm never wrong
- 6:13Speaker 1: about these things. I'm never wrong about these things. Same
- 6:16Speaker 1: old Cowboys that's what I see, all right, same old,
- 6:19Speaker 1: over hyped, over decorated, under discipline mess. You've got George
- 6:24Speaker 1: Pickens taunting when the Cowboys are desperately trying to get
- 6:28Speaker 1: back in the game, but he's trying to get style points. Man,
- 6:30Speaker 1: you gotta get style points. Undisciplined slop is what that was.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Just bad football, bad football personified. That's the epitome of
- 6:39Speaker 1: the Cowboys. And so you look at Schottenheimer's a glorified
- 6:42Speaker 1: seat filler, and the man's essentially house sitting, and he's
- 6:47Speaker 1: house sitting for the ghost of Mike McCarthy's fat ass
- 6:51Speaker 1: who got let go last year. And so it's all
- 6:53Speaker 1: just a placeholder, is what it is for the Dallas Cowboys.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I mean, the main problem is the defense of For
- 7:00Speaker 1: some reason, we have Shottenheimer talking about the offense.
- 7:02Speaker 5: But we'll play it because we have it. Here we go.
- 7:05Speaker 6: We got to play better offensively. We're better than ten points,
- 7:09Speaker 6: which is all we scored. Great job by Sam on
- 7:11Speaker 6: the punt and block special teams, but for us to
- 7:13Speaker 6: score ten points offensively is not the standard, and no
- 7:17Speaker 6: one's happy about that.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the people that better on the Cardinals are
- 7:21Speaker 1: very happy about that. So I don't know that no
- 7:22Speaker 1: one's happy about that. But you look at the Cardinals
- 7:25Speaker 1: and they're not evolving. This is mid season in the NFL.
- 7:29Speaker 1: We're now done with Week nine. They only play seventeen,
- 7:32Speaker 1: so it's actually a little bit past mid season there.
- 7:34Speaker 1: There's no actual mid season. Eight and a half weeks
- 7:36Speaker 1: would be mid season. So the Cardinals and Cowboys played
- 7:40Speaker 1: the midway point as much as you can say. I
- 7:42Speaker 1: know some teams have had buys or whatever, so they're
- 7:45Speaker 1: just existing that Dallas Cowboys.
- 7:48Speaker 5: I every week, it's every game, it's.
- 7:50Speaker 1: The five o'clock follies, blown coverages to the right, mistackles
- 7:55Speaker 1: to the left, stupid penalties in the air, everywhere. That's
- 7:59Speaker 1: the Dallas. You can practically hear the circus music in
- 8:02Speaker 1: the background when you watch them try to tackle. It
- 8:05Speaker 1: is fascinating how much they suck on defense for a
- 8:08Speaker 1: team that supposedly practices. And everyone was talking up Matt Eberflus,
- 8:13Speaker 1: the defensive coordinator who cut his chops in Indianapolis as
- 8:17Speaker 1: the Colts defensive coordinator, got a good reputation and he's
- 8:21Speaker 1: been living on that.
- 8:22Speaker 5: Got the Bears job.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Sucked in Chicago goes to Dallas, blows in Dallas.
- 8:26Speaker 5: What's next? I don't know. TV. Probably suck at TV.
- 8:29Speaker 5: We get that job too. What the hell?
- 8:33Speaker 1: The defense, in particular, they build as America's team, the
- 8:37Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. A big selling point there, the proprietary blent.
- 8:41Speaker 1: We've heard of the Tampa two defense. You've heard of
- 8:45Speaker 1: the forty six defense by the Chicago Bears back in
- 8:47Speaker 1: the day.
- 8:48Speaker 5: Legendary defenses in the NFL.
- 8:50Speaker 1: The Dallas Cowboys defense is the seven to eleven defense.
- 8:54Speaker 1: It's the seven eleven defense because these guys look like
- 8:57Speaker 1: they should be working the night shift at a seven
- 8:59Speaker 1: eleven the way they're trying to tackle and they're playing defense.
- 9:03Speaker 1: There just arm tackling, lazy angles on defense there, and
- 9:08Speaker 1: you look around, it's like would you like a slurp?
- 9:11Speaker 7: Bee, sir?
- 9:11Speaker 1: Would you like a slurpee with those nachos? And that misdassignment?
- 9:15Speaker 5: My god? And so yet oh boo.
- 9:18Speaker 1: The Cowboys traded Michael Parsons, their top defensive so apparently
- 9:23Speaker 1: they don't have to hustle, they don't have to tackle
- 9:26Speaker 1: because the Jerry Jones traded Michael Burton. So that is
- 9:29Speaker 1: the ultimate. Okay, we blow, let's not try to get better?
- 9:32Speaker 1: Excuse and then am I correct on?
- 9:34Speaker 7: That?
- 9:34Speaker 5: Is that how this works? Okay? I know Jerry's trying
- 9:38Speaker 5: to find some glory.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Whole, but the cowboy I get that they traded Michael Parsons.
- 9:41Speaker 1: It's a team game. You put the collective unit together.
- 9:45Speaker 1: If you tackle as a team, you play discipline football.
- 9:48Speaker 1: And I'm not a cowboy fan. I don't have skin
- 9:50Speaker 1: in the game. I just want to watch and observe this.
- 9:53Speaker 1: It's like, okay, the sum of the parts, well, the
- 9:56Speaker 1: sum of the parts is, let's make some business decisions
- 9:58Speaker 1: and not well, not hustle on certain plays and all that.
- 10:01Speaker 5: My god, there's no rallying again.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Just a lot of business decisions mixed with lazy angles
- 10:07Speaker 1: and arm tackling and all that stuff. It's like a
- 10:10Speaker 1: garage seal out there. Jacoby Frickin Brissett sliced you up.
- 10:16Speaker 5: He diced you up. Jacoby Brissett.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett like a surgeon doing outpatient work. He averaged
- 10:25Speaker 1: eight point four yards per pass. Jacoby Brissett did.
- 10:29Speaker 5: That to you? Where'd he hurt you? Everywhere?
- 10:33Speaker 1: He hurts you everywhere? Two passing touchdowns one on the ground.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those of your little slocas.
- 10:40Speaker 5: It's at night. Here, Jacoby Brissett did that. He did that.
- 10:43Speaker 1: That's not bad luck. It's not bad luck. That's that's
- 10:47Speaker 1: bad football. That's that's Brian Schottenheimer's Dallas Cowboy. The Cowboys
- 10:52Speaker 1: are who we thought they were, a mirage with nice logos.
- 10:57Speaker 5: On their helmet.
- 10:57Speaker 1: They have good, good logos there, and they do look
- 11:00Speaker 1: marvel Is getting off the bus. Don't they look good?
- 11:02Speaker 1: Those uniforms, man, they look solid. Now when they actually play.
- 11:05Speaker 1: It's rather discussing Dak Prescott sucked. What happened to that
- 11:09Speaker 1: MVP campaign for Dak Prescott? It's in a ditch on
- 11:12Speaker 1: the side of the road.
- 11:13Speaker 5: Anyway.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Here's Dak Prescott with his latest excuse on the Dallas Cowboys,
- 11:17Speaker 1: riding the vomit comet tigles.
- 11:19Speaker 8: So frustrating because I'm not just going to accept that, oh,
- 11:22Speaker 8: this team is inconsistent. This team is just up and
- 11:24Speaker 8: down like we're going to be as long as we
- 11:26Speaker 8: ride the wave of you know, the media and you
- 11:28Speaker 8: know the media and the media game to the next
- 11:31Speaker 8: and not putting the blame on you guys. But you know,
- 11:34Speaker 8: we want to game and we feel really good about ourselves.
- 11:36Speaker 8: And you think you're just going to go in the
- 11:38Speaker 8: next next week and smack that opponent.
- 11:39Speaker 1: And you don't.
- 11:40Speaker 8: Then you know, you feel at upset and you look
- 11:42Speaker 8: in the mirror and you come back and you give
- 11:44Speaker 8: give a better performance. You know, that's what's been happening
- 11:47Speaker 8: this year other than tonight. And so when you've put
- 11:49Speaker 8: two bad games or two ugly losses back to back,
- 11:54Speaker 8: you gotta find answers.
- 11:56Speaker 5: We know the answers. You suck, Your team sucks. That's it.
- 12:00Speaker 5: You're never going You're you're the definition of blah.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Cowboys will win seven games or eight games or something
- 12:06Speaker 1: along those lines, they'll finish around five hundred, and they're
- 12:09Speaker 1: not making the playoffs.
- 12:10Speaker 5: Playoffs.
- 12:11Speaker 1: That's how happened. Yeah, on the Arizona side of things,
- 12:16Speaker 1: everyone's been yapping. We'll frame the question this way. One's
- 12:18Speaker 1: been yappening here. Both ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe
- 12:22Speaker 1: Buck said they expect the Arizona Cardinals to stick with
- 12:26Speaker 1: quarterback Jacoby Brissett that seems like kind of a big deal,
- 12:29Speaker 1: and not go back to Kyler Murray. So again, both
- 12:33Speaker 1: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman going on the record that
- 12:37Speaker 1: they believe Kyler Murray has lost his job, he has
- 12:40Speaker 1: been demoted, that he has been put in the doghouse
- 12:45Speaker 1: in favor of Jacoby Brissett.
- 12:48Speaker 5: Is this something or is this nothing?
- 12:52Speaker 1: So at first glance you say, well, who cares what
- 12:55Speaker 1: Joe Buck and Troy Aikman say.
- 12:57Speaker 5: They're just a couple of media hacks.
- 13:00Speaker 1: You don't know anything like That's what the low information
- 13:03Speaker 1: fan would say. I'm telling you right now, it's something.
- 13:07Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's something here. They're not hot take guys.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Akeman and Buck are not hot take guys. They're well
- 13:14Speaker 1: compensated for what they do. They're the Fox refugees. They
- 13:18Speaker 1: ran off to ESPN to get the big pile of money.
- 13:20Speaker 1: They're the free agency. Good for them, Good for them.
- 13:24Speaker 1: But Joe Buck and Troy Aikman do not dabble in
- 13:29Speaker 1: the social media hot take ecosystem. That's not what they
- 13:32Speaker 1: do here. They are made men. Joe Buck and Troy
- 13:36Speaker 1: Aikman are made men. They are They're in the elite
- 13:41Speaker 1: NFL media mafia. And when you're in the mafia and
- 13:44Speaker 1: you're a made man in the media mafia. You don't
- 13:46Speaker 1: speak out of class. You don't do it. You cannot
- 13:49Speaker 1: do it because they'll whack you.
- 13:51Speaker 5: They will whack you.
- 13:52Speaker 1: And so what I'm imagining happened here, just based on
- 13:55Speaker 1: connecting the dots, is that they are simply regurgitating Buck
- 14:00Speaker 1: and Aikman what they heard in the little pregame pow Wow.
- 14:05Speaker 1: They're Starbucks huddle with Jonathan Gannon, the coach of the Cardinals,
- 14:10Speaker 1: and the Arizona staff, the people that they meet with there,
- 14:13Speaker 1: lattee in one hand and then you've got the laminated
- 14:17Speaker 1: play sheet in the other. You sit around a round
- 14:19Speaker 1: table in a hotel ballroom and it's the Brotherhood of Intel's,
- 14:25Speaker 1: that's what it is. You get the coaches all comfortable,
- 14:28Speaker 1: they're all relaxed there over a little maple bar, possibly
- 14:32Speaker 1: a Long John, but most likely a maple bar double espresso.
- 14:35Speaker 1: You've got that going there, and they just start talking
- 14:37Speaker 1: and they just start chirping. And you don't have to
- 14:40Speaker 1: be an NFL guru. You don't have to be some
- 14:43Speaker 1: kind of guru here. You can just simply read between
- 14:46Speaker 1: the lines on this and inside that building. Kyler Murray's
- 14:52Speaker 1: the guy you want at the controls. If you're trying
- 14:57Speaker 1: to win a Call of Duty tournament, that is the
- 14:59Speaker 1: guy you want. There's no one else on the Cardinals
- 15:02Speaker 1: you would want out there other than Kyler Murray. You
- 15:05Speaker 1: give him the joystick and you get out of the way.
- 15:08Speaker 1: You let the man's little fingers work its magic. Okay,
- 15:11Speaker 1: that's what your doubt. Now if you actually want to
- 15:13Speaker 1: win football games, that's something of you. But now again,
- 15:16Speaker 1: Call of Duty tournament thumbs of blazing there for Kyler
- 15:19Speaker 1: Head said on NFL Team No, no, you knew right away.
- 15:26Speaker 1: This is one of the rare deals where the team
- 15:28Speaker 1: signed the player to the extension and immediately had buyer's remorse.
- 15:32Speaker 5: Like, what did we do? Holy f why did we
- 15:35Speaker 5: do that?
- 15:36Speaker 1: You knew they signed the wrong player when they had
- 15:38Speaker 1: to put a clause in there to actually do your
- 15:41Speaker 1: job and watch film, and then they had to take
- 15:43Speaker 1: it out because he was so embarrassed. He got called
- 15:44Speaker 1: out on being a terrible employee. Little Kyler Murray there,
- 15:49Speaker 1: So you look at it is like Brissett, he's not
- 15:52Speaker 1: very good. However, he's the adult in the room, and
- 15:57Speaker 1: I appear they want that. He's got a bunch of
- 15:59Speaker 1: mole and warts. Jacoby Brissett. You're not going to go
- 16:02Speaker 1: anywhere with him as quarterback. He's limited, his arm's not
- 16:05Speaker 1: that great. He's been around a lot of miles on
- 16:07Speaker 1: the odometer for Jacoby Brissett. But he does show up
- 16:11Speaker 1: on time, and he knows the offense, he can command
- 16:15Speaker 1: the huddle, all that stuff, and he does not need
- 16:19Speaker 1: juice boxes in between a series of offense. In practice, they
- 16:23Speaker 1: don't need to give him a juice box and some
- 16:25Speaker 1: orange slices.
- 16:26Speaker 5: He's okay. So that's there. Is that. That's good.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Still hard to get all tingley the idea that Jacoby
- 16:33Speaker 1: Brissett will take over as the quarterback there and another
- 16:37Speaker 1: one of these guys talked about Brian Schottenheimer being a
- 16:39Speaker 1: seat filler. Well, if Brissett is the guy, he would
- 16:42Speaker 1: be the personification of a seat filler there and the Cardinals.
- 16:47Speaker 1: It's really difficult to get a great read on any
- 16:51Speaker 1: of this because the Dallas Cowboys defense, you know, like
- 16:54Speaker 1: the some teams drive luxury buses to the stadium. For
- 16:57Speaker 1: some reason, the Cowboys ride the short bus.
- 16:59Speaker 5: I don't know why. They take the short bust there.
- 17:01Speaker 1: And so we're not gonna pretend this is some kind
- 17:03Speaker 1: of great accomplishment by the Cardinals. I mean, I didn't
- 17:05Speaker 1: think they were gonna play that well. I thought at
- 17:07Speaker 1: least the Cowboys offense would be able to do stuff
- 17:09Speaker 1: they didn't in this game. Nevertheless, back to the point,
- 17:13Speaker 1: just to put the ball on this, so Aikman and
- 17:15Speaker 1: Buck again, they're made men football elite, elite media mafia
- 17:21Speaker 1: of the NFL, the media mafia. They're in that inner circle,
- 17:24Speaker 1: all right, those top level guys. They get all the goodies,
- 17:27Speaker 1: all the goodies here, So they're not gonna just drop
- 17:31Speaker 1: a nugget like that on national team. I don't think
- 17:34Speaker 1: that's random. I believe that is a dead giveaway.
- 17:37Speaker 5: That's a tell. That is a tel.
- 17:39Speaker 1: The Cardinals are quietly moving off the Kyler Murray fantasy
- 17:43Speaker 1: and they're settling in to the mud with Jacoby Brissett
- 17:47Speaker 1: adult supervision until they get some other dabbroni next season. Now,
- 17:52Speaker 1: the trade deadline is today. Wouldn't it be wild if
- 17:55Speaker 1: the Cardinals sat out Kyler Murray to trade him? Where
- 17:59Speaker 1: would they trade him? The Saints? Like that's the only
- 18:03Speaker 1: obvious destination at this point, Like the Saints are terrible,
- 18:06Speaker 1: worst team since nineteen eighty.
- 18:08Speaker 5: They don't have a quarterback and they got money to burn.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Uh, they can move some numbers around, make make it
- 18:14Speaker 1: work if salary caps fugazy anyway, all right, last word.
- 18:18Speaker 5: Back to that Cowboys. Back to the Cowboys.
- 18:20Speaker 1: So following the latest ass whooping at the hands of
- 18:24Speaker 1: the opponent, in case this case Arizona low the Arizona
- 18:27Speaker 1: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, as he often does, gave a
- 18:30Speaker 1: State of the Cowboys address postgame, and he said the
- 18:34Speaker 1: money quote here, and he said a lot the one
- 18:36Speaker 1: that stood out to me that I'd like to share
- 18:37Speaker 1: with you right now. Jerry Jones said, quote, I like
- 18:40Speaker 1: our nuts and bolts. I don't like what's happening to
- 18:43Speaker 1: our nuts and bolts though. Close quote from Jerry Jones.
- 18:48Speaker 1: So question, can you decode what Jerry Jones means when
- 18:53Speaker 1: he says he likes the Cowboys nuts and bolts?
- 18:56Speaker 5: All right? So yeah, all right, nah? Using the mallar.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Rosetta stone, the mallor Rosetta stone translation translation, Jerry taking
- 19:10Speaker 1: time for a modest flex. Modest flex in front of
- 19:15Speaker 1: the mirror. In front of the mirror. Now, Jerry's not
- 19:18Speaker 1: blaming himself he's definitely not blaming himself on this. In fact,
- 19:24Speaker 1: he's braggadocious. He's bragging about the shopping list. He's like, man,
- 19:29Speaker 1: am I a great gm Look at the town, the
- 19:32Speaker 1: nuts and bolts.
- 19:32Speaker 5: That's me. I did that. I did that.
- 19:34Speaker 1: That's my team. I put that team together. He's essentially saying, Hey,
- 19:40Speaker 1: I'm broad amazing ingredients into the kitchen. These are such
- 19:45Speaker 1: great ingredients. Unfortunately the chef can't cook. I know I
- 19:50Speaker 1: hired him too, but he can't cook with my delicious ingredients.
- 19:55Speaker 5: What are we doing?
- 19:56Speaker 1: Jerry thinks he's like Gordon Ramsey wearing a ten gallon
- 20:00Speaker 1: hat and looking for gloryhole.
- 20:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 20:03Speaker 1: And the roster in Jerry's head is a Michelin Star roster.
- 20:08Speaker 1: It's a menu of Michelin Star for wagou beef, truffle, oil,
- 20:12Speaker 1: all that stuff, all the fix and all the trimmings
- 20:15Speaker 1: and all that. And what comes out of the kitchen
- 20:18Speaker 1: for the cowboys is a microwaved hot pocket. That's what
- 20:21Speaker 1: comes out of the kitchen, a sou flea that is
- 20:24Speaker 1: collapsing on a weekly basis there and it's burning in
- 20:29Speaker 1: the oven. And Brian Schottenheimer, the coach, there is arguing
- 20:33Speaker 1: with the smoke alarm, saying it's not my fault. It's
- 20:35Speaker 1: not burning, it's the smoke alarm that's malfunctioning. I would
- 20:38Speaker 1: not burn this food at all. And it's a classic
- 20:41Speaker 1: Jerry Jones humble brag. It's like I am the GM
- 20:46Speaker 1: and I am a genius. Look at those players, they're
- 20:49Speaker 1: just not executing. They're underachieving. But it's not because of me.
- 20:52Speaker 1: No no no, they're underachievers. But not because of Mete No, no,
- 20:57Speaker 1: no no. Jerry loves the nuts and the She loves
- 21:00Speaker 1: the nuts and the ball. She just putting an actual
- 21:03Speaker 1: winning football team on the field. Eh. The blueprint though,
- 21:07Speaker 1: is there solid blueprint? It's the contractor that's the problem.
- 21:12Speaker 1: You got a bad contractor. They don't know what they're doing.
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- 23:55Speaker 1: hour though from baseball. Baseball, No baseball. The season ended
- 24:02Speaker 1: over the weekend. Why would you talk baseball? What are
- 24:04Speaker 1: you stupid?
- 24:04Speaker 2: No?
- 24:04Speaker 5: Let me explain.
- 24:06Speaker 1: So the post mortem on the World Series here to
- 24:10Speaker 1: the winner goes a parade an a rally. You get
- 24:15Speaker 1: a parade and a rally. That's how that goes there.
- 24:18Speaker 1: So after winning Game seven in a l Classico in
- 24:24Speaker 1: Toronto the World Series, the Dodgers made their way back
- 24:29Speaker 1: in their luxury planes. They made their way back to
- 24:31Speaker 1: la and the Boys in Blue were serenaded with flowers
- 24:36Speaker 1: and songs.
- 24:37Speaker 5: And they just everyone loved them.
- 24:39Speaker 1: A cacophony of goodness for the Dodgers there as they
- 24:42Speaker 1: returned to the People's Republic of California for a big
- 24:45Speaker 1: celebration and a championship parade and rally for the ages.
- 24:50Speaker 1: So if you didn't watch any of this, why would
- 24:53Speaker 1: you if you're not a Dodger fan. I even I
- 24:56Speaker 1: find this a little annoying, but I did check some
- 24:58Speaker 1: of it out for talk show.
- 25:00Speaker 5: Reasons, for talk show reasons.
- 25:03Speaker 9: Uh.
- 25:03Speaker 5: And Dave Roberts, good old Dave, some of this stuff
- 25:07Speaker 5: was so corny. It was so oh so bad.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Anyway, Dave Roberts tossed out a word and it involved
- 25:15Speaker 1: the number and a word, and it was kind of
- 25:18Speaker 1: the theme. You had sho Hel Tani deliver a speech
- 25:21Speaker 1: in English. He was not the only one who did that,
- 25:25Speaker 1: and the crowd went wild. They sold out crowd at
- 25:28Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium there. That concluded with Otani saying that he
- 25:34Speaker 1: was ready to get another ring, but Dave Roberts talking
- 25:36Speaker 1: about what the mission is now for the Dodgers.
- 25:39Speaker 5: Let's go to the audio tape. Take a listen.
- 25:41Speaker 9: I talked, you have to fail on the plane, and
- 25:45Speaker 9: he gave me the okay to use this phrase, pat Riley, let's.
- 25:51Speaker 5: Go to the too.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. So how can the Dodgers three
- 26:05Speaker 1: people when they've already ruined baseball? I don't understand anyway,
- 26:07Speaker 1: So there you go. Let's discuss. That's a good jumping
- 26:10Speaker 1: off point. We'll talk about what Dave Roberts said there,
- 26:12Speaker 1: and the crowd went wild. So question, what did you
- 26:16Speaker 1: take away from the chatter that Dave Roberts? You threw
- 26:23Speaker 1: it out there, the Dodger chatter from Dave Roberts about
- 26:26Speaker 1: a three P all right, So I've got alphabet, pasta
- 26:30Speaker 1: atomic and tuna fish sandwich, and we will combine all
- 26:35Speaker 1: of these things together and we're gonna make your Babushka's
- 26:38Speaker 1: favorite buttered popcorn, the kind of buttered popcord your Babushka
- 26:42Speaker 1: just loves.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't get enough of it. So number I said, number?
- 26:48Speaker 1: Why?
- 26:49Speaker 5: Yes? All right?
- 26:50Speaker 1: The Dodgers held this event was the word gods event, right,
- 26:55Speaker 1: we are the gods of baseball. It was that was
- 26:59Speaker 1: that kind of I love that Roberts worked in a
- 27:01Speaker 1: humble brag. Also, we talked last hour about Jerry Jones
- 27:05Speaker 1: humble bragging.
- 27:06Speaker 7: Well.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Dave Roberts say, oh, I was on the phone with
- 27:08Speaker 1: pat Riley.
- 27:11Speaker 5: Of course.
- 27:11Speaker 1: The funny thing about that is Riley's so old at
- 27:14Speaker 1: this point. The younger generations don't even know who pat
- 27:16Speaker 1: Riley is, right, I don't know.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Who that is.
- 27:18Speaker 1: I wasn't around for the showtime Lakers. That's a boomer.
- 27:22Speaker 1: You're friends with a boomer, Dave Roberts, what's wrong with you?
- 27:25Speaker 1: But the whole theme was that we are gods. We
- 27:28Speaker 1: are the gods of baseball. And it was like the
- 27:31Speaker 1: full Gladiator You know that famous scene from Gladiator?
- 27:34Speaker 5: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Yeah?
- 27:38Speaker 1: It was that kind of it. So the whole free
- 27:41Speaker 1: peat thing, like what are you supposed to say? Like
- 27:46Speaker 1: these things are always corny and over the top anytime
- 27:50Speaker 1: a team wins.
- 27:50Speaker 5: A championship, Like, what are you seriously supposed to say?
- 27:53Speaker 1: Can you imagine if Dave Roberts had come out and saying,
- 27:55Speaker 1: let me tell you boys, we've won enough championship.
- 27:57Speaker 5: My belly is full. I am from all the bling, bling.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Bloated, blooded, blooded blood, blooded blood, it blurred, it blowed
- 28:04Speaker 1: it blooded. All right, My belly is so frickin full,
- 28:08Speaker 1: I can't even anymore. No, you can't say that, right,
- 28:13Speaker 1: you meagine? Oh, I ate so much alphabet pasta, all
- 28:16Speaker 1: those ws w.
- 28:18Speaker 5: W dob, I got no room left, no room left.
- 28:23Speaker 5: Can't win.
- 28:24Speaker 1: We're good now, We're satisfied. Can't do it, can't say it,
- 28:29Speaker 1: You can never be satisfied. So the whole idea that
- 28:32Speaker 1: you enjoyed the moment and just live in the moment.
- 28:35Speaker 1: None of those guys were living in the mallment. They
- 28:36Speaker 1: were already planning for next year. So it's okay, shouldn't
- 28:41Speaker 1: you just embrace that particular day and just celebrate that
- 28:44Speaker 1: day and then you worry about next year at a
- 28:47Speaker 1: later point. But no, the champagne had not even dried
- 28:52Speaker 1: on the carpet there in Toronto, and they're already campaigning
- 28:57Speaker 1: and planning their parade route or root for next year.
- 29:01Speaker 1: And the Dodgers have turned this in. It's like the
- 29:03Speaker 1: Harlem Globe trotters versus the Washington generals the way they're
- 29:06Speaker 1: playing here, and they've got the payroll receipts, the billion
- 29:08Speaker 1: dollar boy Boys Club and all that stuff. Then yet
- 29:12Speaker 1: we mentioned shoey Otani, who gave the crowd his I'm
- 29:16Speaker 1: ready for another ring line from O'tani. It was his
- 29:20Speaker 1: quote there. He said it in English, mind you, he
- 29:24Speaker 1: said it in English, and the fans of course lost
- 29:26Speaker 1: their mind Q the fireworks. There was then the choreographed
- 29:30Speaker 1: moment with Dave Roberts needing to bring in the other trophies.
- 29:33Speaker 5: So who did he call? Ice Cube?
- 29:36Speaker 1: He brought in not an actual ice Cube, ice Cube,
- 29:40Speaker 1: the you know, the old guy, Yeah, the rapper, Yeah,
- 29:42Speaker 1: I uh, not really a rapper anymore.
- 29:43Speaker 5: He's like a businessman anyway.
- 29:45Speaker 1: I ice Cube brought in in a muscle car the
- 29:48Speaker 1: Dodger World Series trophy from center field. Not planned at all,
- 29:52Speaker 1: very organic, moment just happened. It was very odd that
- 29:55Speaker 1: ice Cube just happened to be in his car with
- 29:57Speaker 1: the World Series trophy in center field the moment Dave
- 30:01Speaker 1: Roberts needed the trophy.
- 30:03Speaker 5: What are the odds?
- 30:05Speaker 2: Like?
- 30:05Speaker 5: Ice Cube was just bored.
- 30:06Speaker 1: He was driving around Dodger Stadium and he just happened
- 30:08Speaker 1: to be stopped out in center field at Dodger Stadium,
- 30:11Speaker 1: and at that moment he must have known that Dave
- 30:15Speaker 1: Roberts needed the trophy, so he say, okay, I'll drive
- 30:17Speaker 1: it in, no problem. And then security they opened the
- 30:19Speaker 1: gate and they allowed ice Cube, in a totally organic,
- 30:22Speaker 1: not scripted mallet at all, to drive it in. Simply amazing.
- 30:26Speaker 1: The fireworks went off, the muscle car came in there
- 30:29Speaker 1: and there it was no it's Dodger fan porn. That's
- 30:34Speaker 1: what it was, all of it, total fan porn, porn, porn, porn,
- 30:38Speaker 1: porn porn, that's what it was. The speech is everything choreographed,
- 30:41Speaker 1: all that stuff. We're a dynasty baby by Keith k Hernandez.
- 30:45Speaker 1: He's right, by the way, they are dynasty, and it's
- 30:48Speaker 1: this is you know what this is for the Dodgers.
- 30:50Speaker 1: It is the Gilded Age. It is the gilded age
- 30:53Speaker 1: for the Dodgers. At some point, this ownership group's going
- 30:56Speaker 1: to sell the team. Once they have to pay a
- 30:58Speaker 1: Tony's seventy million dollars a year not to play baseball,
- 31:01Speaker 1: whatever it is, they'll sell the team and some other
- 31:03Speaker 1: dope will come in and talk about well, we need
- 31:05Speaker 1: to reset the franchise, and well, we're gonna build through
- 31:08Speaker 1: the minor league system and the team will suck. But
- 31:11Speaker 1: until that happens, it is the Gilded Age for the Dodgers.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Everyone's coddled, everyone's pampered and spoiled. Who plays for the
- 31:18Speaker 1: Dodgers there from their toilets that shoot, you took us
- 31:21Speaker 1: with water to the two jumbo jet planes and all
- 31:23Speaker 1: that stuff. And you watch what's going on right now
- 31:27Speaker 1: and how loaded the roster is, and they're going to
- 31:30Speaker 1: annoy everyone and sign somebody else.
- 31:32Speaker 5: In free agency. Again, that's what they do. The Dodgers
- 31:35Speaker 5: are so good.
- 31:35Speaker 1: They signed two of the worst players in baseball, Michael
- 31:38Speaker 1: Conforto and he was one of them and Tanner Scott
- 31:42Speaker 1: the other, and still ended up winning the World Series.
- 31:46Speaker 5: Still ended up winning the World Series.
- 31:47Speaker 1: There, and you know, they had the line, the greatest
- 31:51Speaker 1: fans in the world, all that stuff, and so you
- 31:55Speaker 1: had to say that line, right. That was Miguel Rojas.
- 31:56Speaker 1: I believe that was his line. I think he said
- 31:59Speaker 1: that he praised his teammate. It's not all about me,
- 32:02Speaker 1: that whole thing. So you had those and even the interpreters,
- 32:05Speaker 1: as mentioned these guys might be out of work here
- 32:09Speaker 1: because once you've exposed the fact that you speak English,
- 32:12Speaker 1: does it become a problem now, because those interpreters probably
- 32:16Speaker 1: make ninety thousand dollars a year to travel around.
- 32:19Speaker 5: With these guys.
- 32:20Speaker 1: And you had both Yamamoto and shohel Tani who went
- 32:24Speaker 1: full English at the event, both of them. So there
- 32:30Speaker 1: you go. They're they're so dominant, they're now bilingual. So
- 32:34Speaker 1: congratulations on that. And that's how the empire rolls on
- 32:39Speaker 1: in Dodger Blue. It was a coronation situation and a
- 32:45Speaker 1: reminder the Dodgers have become a modern If they were
- 32:49Speaker 1: a rock band, they'd be like the Beatles back in
- 32:51Speaker 1: the day. At this point, now, the rest of Major
- 32:54Speaker 1: League Baseball, if you look around the landscape of Major
- 32:57Speaker 1: League Baseball, they're just like an opening act, hoping, hoping,
- 33:00Speaker 1: beyond hope. Here to grab a souvenir on the way out. Yeah,
- 33:05Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Now, turning the page, but not
- 33:07Speaker 1: turning the page too far. Page two.
- 33:09Speaker 5: TV Land. We go to TV Land, You and I and.
- 33:13Speaker 1: The question what do the twenty twenty five World Series ratings,
- 33:18Speaker 1: which were very good, very good, involving.
- 33:22Speaker 5: The Dodgers in Blue Jays tell us.
- 33:25Speaker 1: So the ratings came out, and turns out despite having
- 33:29Speaker 1: a Canadian team in which supposedly is gonna be a
- 33:31Speaker 1: Debbie downer and the ratings wouldn't be that good and
- 33:33Speaker 1: no one's gonna watch, And well, turned out that just
- 33:36Speaker 1: wasn't true. People watch and apparently the Dodgers. Of what
- 33:40Speaker 1: I took away from the TV ratings is apparently the
- 33:42Speaker 1: Dodgers are not ruining baseball after all. Shocking talk about
- 33:47Speaker 1: a narrative buster. The Dodgers are killing baseball, said the
- 33:52Speaker 1: guy on social media that calls sports talk radio and
- 33:55Speaker 1: all that stuff. Twenty If I read this right, twenty
- 33:58Speaker 1: six million people. Twenty six million people tuned into Game
- 34:02Speaker 1: seven of the World Series. Now that's not just good.
- 34:06Speaker 1: That's massive in modern television. Bag in the old days
- 34:09Speaker 1: they got bigger ratings. But in modern with the cannibalism
- 34:13Speaker 1: of entertainment where everything's chopped up into little, bite sized pieces,
- 34:18Speaker 1: you get twenty six million people to watch baseball games.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Pretty good, most watched World Series game since twenty seventeen.
- 34:25Speaker 1: You might remember that one the Dodgers were in that
- 34:27Speaker 1: World Series against the cheating astros. Yeah, bang bang on
- 34:34Speaker 1: the trash can cheat a cheata chea cheata cheatah cheeta. Meanwhile,
- 34:38Speaker 1: social media, you guys on social media told me. You said, listen,
- 34:42Speaker 1: everyone and their mother hate the billionaire boys club, that
- 34:46Speaker 1: is the Dodgers. Cannot stand the Dodgers. They're bad for baseball.
- 34:50Speaker 1: You're running the Sparta baseball, the Dodgers, You're running it.
- 34:56Speaker 1: I thought Sho, Hail Tani and Mookie Betts were supposed
- 35:00Speaker 1: to make you tune out.
- 35:01Speaker 5: You told me that, that's what you told me.
- 35:04Speaker 1: You told me that people were not gonna watch because
- 35:08Speaker 1: of the Dodger payroll. Turns out America still loves watching
- 35:13Speaker 1: the rich kids. Now were they tuned in to watch
- 35:16Speaker 1: the Dodgers lose? It doesn't matter. They watched twenty six
- 35:20Speaker 1: million men, women and children tuned in to watch the
- 35:22Speaker 1: World Series. And that is not a niche sport. That
- 35:27Speaker 1: is an event, that is a massive event.
- 35:29Speaker 5: And up in.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Canada, the numbers from the people that Rogers they pulled
- 35:34Speaker 1: record ratings the channel that carried the World Series in Canada,
- 35:38Speaker 1: and they estimate that nearly half of all Canadians, almost
- 35:43Speaker 1: fifty percent of all Canadians that have access to television,
- 35:47Speaker 1: watched at least part of Game seven of the world.
- 35:51Speaker 5: Seriest Deep Pritt deep, pretty deep good. Half the fricking
- 35:57Speaker 5: country was watching.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Uh so so much for the Dodgers are bad for
- 36:01Speaker 1: baseball narrative. Oh it's so bad. The social media echo chamber.
- 36:06Speaker 1: A reminder for those of you in the back of
- 36:07Speaker 1: the room, the social media echo chamber is not real.
- 36:11Speaker 5: It just isn't.
- 36:13Speaker 1: X thinks everyone's boycotting these big market teams like the
- 36:17Speaker 1: Dodgers and all this stuff, and there you go. It
- 36:20Speaker 1: turns out not the case. In fact, the Dodgers are
- 36:22Speaker 1: actually good for baseball as the bad guys, as the villain.
- 36:26Speaker 1: And if you study entertainment, if you study professional wrestling
- 36:31Speaker 1: or just any kind of movie storyline, you look at
- 36:34Speaker 1: the storyboard. You have the good guy and the bad guy,
- 36:38Speaker 1: and you gotta have it. And the Dodgers have star power.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Check that box. They've got that big market, a lot
- 36:44Speaker 1: of drama. You had some drama there, and so reports
- 36:47Speaker 1: of Baseball's to mice have been greatly exaggerated.
- 36:50Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Say, that who knew, who knew? The ratings, the villains,
- 36:55Speaker 1: the Dodgers, the big blue, bad guys. They got flash
- 37:00Speaker 1: and they got the finish and all that stuff. So
- 37:02Speaker 1: the Dodgers delivered a little bit of this, a little
- 37:04Speaker 1: bit of that, and all work together. And Baseball's problem,
- 37:07Speaker 1: it turns out, is not the Dodgers. It's not the Dodgers.
- 37:10Speaker 1: It's the twenty other teams pretending to be on a budget.
- 37:13Speaker 1: That's a problem. That's a big problem. Dodgers are keeping
- 37:16Speaker 1: the lights on and they're actually the good guys here,
- 37:20Speaker 1: which is very odd considering everyone told me they're not
- 37:23Speaker 1: all right now. Final point, speaking of that, we'll use
- 37:27Speaker 1: that as a jumping off point for our next next
- 37:29Speaker 1: conversation point.
- 37:30Speaker 5: So there is this chatter.
- 37:33Speaker 1: I mentioned this in a previous episode of the show,
- 37:35Speaker 1: and there's a lot of chatter that we're gonna have
- 37:36Speaker 1: a nuclear winter in baseball. There's gonna be a workstopage,
- 37:39Speaker 1: either be a lockout or a strike, and there's not
- 37:43Speaker 1: gonna be baseball playing. There's can be a long long time.
- 37:46Speaker 1: They're gonna reset all the rules in baseball. This has
- 37:49Speaker 1: been the art and the marching in Shouder society. Demanding
- 37:53Speaker 1: a salary cap has been outspoken. They've been banging the drum,
- 37:58Speaker 1: bang bang, bang in the drum yet again. And the
- 38:02Speaker 1: argument is that all we need is not just a
- 38:05Speaker 1: salary cap. We need a salary floor to encourage the
- 38:09Speaker 1: teams that don't spend a lot of money to spend
- 38:11Speaker 1: more money and that will be the magic placebo that
- 38:14Speaker 1: will fix everything in the sport of baseball. You might
- 38:17Speaker 1: have heard about that. Have you heard about that? I've
- 38:18Speaker 1: heard about that. I've heard about that. I've heard about
- 38:20Speaker 1: this for years. They've said this disparity in baseball, the
- 38:24Speaker 1: Dodgers spending too much, they spend too much, in the
- 38:26Speaker 1: A's don't spend any money, and we need to have
- 38:29Speaker 1: more balanced than all that. So the question on this
- 38:32Speaker 1: one would a salary cap and a salary floor motivate?
- 38:38Speaker 1: In this case the salary cap floor, would it motivate
- 38:42Speaker 1: the penny pinching major League Baseball franchises to spend more,
- 38:46Speaker 1: thus fixing the disparity in payroll between the top five
- 38:51Speaker 1: or six teams and everyone else in baseball.
- 38:55Speaker 5: So this is one of those ideas. There's a lot
- 38:57Speaker 5: of this in life.
- 38:57Speaker 1: As you get older, you realize there's things in life
- 38:59Speaker 1: that's sound like a good idea and it makes for
- 39:02Speaker 1: a good post on social media and you get a
- 39:05Speaker 1: lot of way to go, way to go, and then
- 39:08Speaker 1: it falls apart.
- 39:09Speaker 5: In the real world.
- 39:11Speaker 1: It's like there's a lot of people these days that
- 39:12Speaker 1: think they should get everything free, not realizing.
- 39:15Speaker 5: That someone has to pay for it.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Right. These are called dumb people. They don't understand there's
- 39:19Speaker 1: nothing free. Ultimately someone's paying for it, right, Like our
- 39:23Speaker 1: friends in New York are probably going to find out
- 39:24Speaker 1: about that soon, that someone's going to be paying for it.
- 39:27Speaker 1: But nonetheless, you think the Pirates, the A's, the Marlins,
- 39:32Speaker 1: and the Minnesota Twins are suddenly going to grow a
- 39:37Speaker 1: conscience and start chasing penance because there's a salary cap floor.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Are you that gullible? Give me a break, seriously, are
- 39:47Speaker 1: you that dumb? Yeah, but you're in for a surprise
- 39:52Speaker 1: if you think that's the case here. They will just
- 39:54Speaker 1: find creative ways to f around the rules. Example, the
- 40:00Speaker 1: worst owner, most people say the worst over in sports,
- 40:02Speaker 1: this guy Bob Nutting, who he owns the Pirates.
- 40:06Speaker 5: Bob Nutting.
- 40:06Speaker 1: There, you think this guy's gonna wake up the day
- 40:10Speaker 1: after they put a salary cap floor in baseball and
- 40:12Speaker 1: say you know what, why don't we go out and
- 40:14Speaker 1: sign Kyle Schwarber. Now we're the Pirates, why don't we
- 40:17Speaker 1: sign Kyle Schwarber. What do you say? And we'll sign
- 40:19Speaker 1: Ranger Suarez, the top pitcher in the free agent market
- 40:22Speaker 1: as well. That'll go, well, no chance, there is no
- 40:26Speaker 1: chance they will. They'll What they're gonna do is they're
- 40:28Speaker 1: gonna do it every every team does. In a situation
- 40:31Speaker 1: where there's a salary cap floor, they are going to
- 40:35Speaker 1: add bad contracts. They will be the dumping ground. Teams
- 40:39Speaker 1: like the Pirates, will be the dumping ground for massive
- 40:42Speaker 1: bloated contracts in baseball. And what you're gonna see is
- 40:46Speaker 1: teams like the Dodgers will use the A's example, Like
- 40:48Speaker 1: the Dodgers will call the Athletics up and say, hey,
- 40:51Speaker 1: we got this guy Tanners Scott.
- 40:52Speaker 5: He's a dog with fleas.
- 40:54Speaker 1: The guy's terrible, and we want to get rid of
- 40:56Speaker 1: his contract because the salary cap. So what you guys
- 40:59Speaker 1: are you're not even at the floor yet, So why
- 41:01Speaker 1: don't we send him and we'll put we'll throw in
- 41:05Speaker 1: some lottery ticket and we'll send him to the Athletics.
- 41:08Speaker 1: And then you just give us back like, you know,
- 41:10Speaker 1: some low level minor league pitcher and then that's it,
- 41:13Speaker 1: and and that's what the top teams are going to do,
- 41:15Speaker 1: I promise you. How do I know that I've seen
- 41:17Speaker 1: it in other sports? Right, He's like, well, I will
- 41:20Speaker 1: send you a prospect attached to the veteran player and
- 41:23Speaker 1: all that stuff boom, you meet the salary cap for
- 41:28Speaker 1: It's creative accounting. It's creative accounting, that's all. It's not
- 41:31Speaker 1: winning baseball. It's bookkeeping. It's baseball bookkeeping. And you know,
- 41:36Speaker 1: the Phillies will trade Aaron Nola, who's washed up or
- 41:41Speaker 1: certainly was this past season, the starting pitcher. They'll trade
- 41:43Speaker 1: him to the Pirates for a half eaten tuna fish
- 41:46Speaker 1: sandwich and a half eaten bag of chips and a
- 41:50Speaker 1: handshake and a smile.
- 41:51Speaker 5: That's what they'll do. And it's just cap compliance.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Cosplay is all it is at that particular point. And
- 41:59Speaker 1: I remember back in the day the Clippers, back before
- 42:02Speaker 1: they were purchased by Steve Balmer, when Stirling owned the team,
- 42:06Speaker 1: right before the season, they traded for a couple of
- 42:08Speaker 1: veteran players and I was like, wow, the Clippers are
- 42:11Speaker 1: trying to improve the roster. No, no, no, they were
- 42:14Speaker 1: so far there was like a salary cap minimum you
- 42:16Speaker 1: had to spend in the NBA, and I don't know
- 42:19Speaker 1: if they still have that.
- 42:19Speaker 5: I think they do.
- 42:21Speaker 1: But the Clippers traded because they traded for these two contracts,
- 42:24Speaker 1: they didn't even have them on the roster, just so
- 42:26Speaker 1: they could be compliant with the low end of the payroll.
- 42:30Speaker 1: That's it. And so the teams will make phony trades.
- 42:33Speaker 1: You'll see a lot of phony trades just to check
- 42:35Speaker 1: the box. What's in the box? Phony trade, same playbook,
- 42:41Speaker 1: same playbook. So MLB teams are the teams that aren't
- 42:44Speaker 1: trying to compete, are going to continue not trying to compete.
- 42:48Speaker 1: They love the food snamps. They can't get enough of
- 42:51Speaker 1: the food snamps. They're those snap benefits for billionaires are
- 42:56Speaker 1: just snap. But the snap so good. And if you
- 42:59Speaker 1: think the floor forces effort, if you think that's going
- 43:04Speaker 1: to force these teams to try to win, you to
- 43:10Speaker 1: read a book or something like that, learn a little
- 43:12Speaker 1: bit about life.
- 43:13Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
- 43:15Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 43:18Speaker 5: Are Gyler, how about that? To the third degree? This
- 43:25Speaker 5: is one big Ben gets great.
- 43:27Speaker 10: Right ahead of the Cardinals Monday night football matchup against
- 43:30Speaker 10: the Cowboys, Mike Florio reported that, well, Kyler Murray won't
- 43:34Speaker 10: be going anywhere before the trade deadline this year after
- 43:36Speaker 10: the season, the trade is not only a possibility but likely, Ben,
- 43:39Speaker 10: Do you think that'll be the case?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Yeah, if they can find a team dumbenof to take
- 43:43Speaker 1: a guy that doesn't like playing football and would rather
- 43:46Speaker 1: be a video gamer off their hands, absolutely they will
- 43:48Speaker 1: trade Kyler Murray. No, they would have traded him two
- 43:51Speaker 1: years ago if they could have. There's no one dumb
- 43:53Speaker 1: enough to take his kind of the only stupid team
- 43:55Speaker 1: to take this guy's to Cardinals.
- 43:57Speaker 5: They gotta find somebody dumber than them next.
- 43:59Speaker 10: Matthew Stafford has won a Super Bowl, is all over
- 44:02Speaker 10: the record books, but he lacks individual accolades. However, some
- 44:05Speaker 10: analysts think that he needs to be considered for MVP
- 44:09Speaker 10: this season.
- 44:09Speaker 11: What do you think, Ben?
- 44:10Speaker 1: All Right, So, first of all, I don't think there's
- 44:12Speaker 1: anyone who's the MVP right now. It's like to me,
- 44:14Speaker 1: it's wide open. Nobody's established himself. That's the first thing.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Stafford's been great. I thought he was gonna be done.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Is back was all messed up. I'm shocked that he's
- 44:23Speaker 1: played as well as he has. I didn't have that
- 44:25Speaker 1: on my Bengo card. I don't he's been good. I
- 44:28Speaker 1: don't think he's MVP good though.
- 44:29Speaker 10: Next a little over a week ago, we talked about
- 44:32Speaker 10: how Jimbo Fisher wants to return to coaching, but that
- 44:34Speaker 10: he will be picky about his opportunities. Now his name
- 44:36Speaker 10: is being floated as a potential higher for Auburn, then
- 44:39Speaker 10: you think that would be a good fit for Fisher.
- 44:41Speaker 1: No, he's already won the lottery from Texas A and M.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Why but just enjoy your life? What are you doing?
- 44:47Speaker 1: Why even bother coaching? Unless he can embezzle some more
- 44:50Speaker 1: money out of Auburn and they'll pay him.
- 44:51Speaker 5: A lot of money. But it's it's not a great
- 44:53Speaker 5: job in the SEC. How did we do you passes it?
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- 45:08Speaker 2: at Foxsports Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app.
- 45:13Speaker 2: Search FSR to listen live. Now Malor's Mountain of Money? Hell,
- 45:21Speaker 2: do you have what it takes to get to the top?
- 45:24Speaker 2: Probably not, Let's do it.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Welcome to our contestants on this edition of Malor's Mountain
- 45:29Speaker 1: of Money, and we welcome in Tyler calling from Boston.
- 45:34Speaker 5: Sports Hub guy. Hello, Tyler, Welcome, going on, Benny hanging
- 45:40Speaker 5: out here? Tyler?
- 45:40Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner up with on Malor's
- 45:43Speaker 1: Mountain of Money?
- 45:45Speaker 9: I think it's time for Mep're trying to take you down?
- 45:49Speaker 11: Are you right?
- 45:50Speaker 10: Well?
- 45:50Speaker 5: You want to lose. You want to be a loser.
- 45:52Speaker 11: You can be a loser.
- 45:53Speaker 5: You want to be a loser. T you be a loser.
- 45:55Speaker 5: I'm gonna write down we're pretty good together.
- 45:57Speaker 1: I'm gonna now, I'm gonna write now, you said you
- 46:00Speaker 1: want to play with Coop?
- 46:00Speaker 5: Right, That's what he said, right?
- 46:01Speaker 11: That is what he said?
- 46:02Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, as well have chosen me.
- 46:04Speaker 1: So I just wrote in L. I just wrote an
- 46:07Speaker 1: L next to your name. I wrote it in Penn
- 46:10Speaker 1: in Penn, Tyler, I wrote Tyler Boston, and then I
- 46:14Speaker 1: wrote I'm writing L right.
- 46:16Speaker 5: Next to your name.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Did you need a health comment?
- 46:22Speaker 1: Now the person is gonna win. Let's welcome in Nick.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Who's in Augusta. What's going on?
- 46:29Speaker 5: Nick? Welcome? It's Mick Am I check my bad.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Coop Coop, wrote Nick on there, but it's Mick, am
- 46:38Speaker 1: I see no K all right.
- 46:39Speaker 5: I'm gonna put W next to your name and welcome
- 46:43Speaker 5: to the show. Mick. Good to have you, and you'll
- 46:47Speaker 5: be teamed up with me, or you want to go
- 46:48Speaker 5: with Lorraina.
- 46:50Speaker 8: I've been waiting a long time to say this.
- 46:53Speaker 1: I'm Loraine.
- 46:54Speaker 5: I would like to play with a Rraine. All right,
- 46:56Speaker 5: go ahead, Lorena, go ahead, all right, you're on this La.
- 47:00Speaker 5: I don't think he meant that the way.
- 47:02Speaker 1: Oh take, Oh okay, I did. Alright, please, it's a
- 47:07Speaker 1: family show. It's all right. Let's get started here. And
- 47:10Speaker 1: what are the categories?
- 47:11Speaker 5: Quickly?
- 47:12Speaker 10: All right, gentlemen, this is Malard's Mountain of Money, Matthew
- 47:14Speaker 10: McConaughey edition. He turns fifty six years old today. The
- 47:17Speaker 10: categories are Dazed and Confused, Angels in the Outfield, Dallas
- 47:23Speaker 10: Buyers Club, and Gold. Tyler, you were on first. Which
- 47:27Speaker 10: category would you like? Dazed and Confused? Alrights, and Mick,
- 47:32Speaker 10: which category.
- 47:33Speaker 11: Would you like?
- 47:34Speaker 2: Dallas Spiders Club.
- 47:36Speaker 10: Dallas Bier's Club. Alright, alright, Tyler, you and I are
- 47:40Speaker 10: up first. Remember we need the first and last name
- 47:43Speaker 10: of the athlete. In order to get points. Our category
- 47:45Speaker 10: is dazed and confused. These athletes are all known to
- 47:49Speaker 10: smoke weed. Forty five seconds on the clock. Let's begin,
- 47:53Speaker 10: all right. He is the Slim Reaper in the NBA.
- 47:55Speaker 10: He's currently on the water. Yes, this guy is engaged
- 48:00Speaker 10: to Taylor Swift. Yes, Megatron from the Lions.
- 48:06Speaker 5: Calvin Johnsons.
- 48:08Speaker 10: This guy was the best running back in Steeler's history.
- 48:11Speaker 10: He's retired now.
- 48:14Speaker 9: Uh.
- 48:16Speaker 10: Yes, perfect. This guy was a cy Young winner for
- 48:19Speaker 10: the San Francisco Giants. He has long hair.
- 48:22Speaker 5: Madison Bard. No, he got like pulled over.
- 48:25Speaker 11: He had weed in the car. He went back to
- 48:27Speaker 11: back cy Young's.
- 48:30Speaker 5: Yes.
- 48:30Speaker 7: Uh.
- 48:31Speaker 11: This guy was a quarterback for the Broncos and the Cardinals.
- 48:34Speaker 5: His nickname was the Snake. Oh no, not that good.
- 48:40Speaker 5: Sixty I want to study up.
- 48:42Speaker 11: Jane Premmer was who we were looking for right there.
- 48:44Speaker 5: Bad job by you. You sucked Tyler too bad. Well, Mick,
- 48:48Speaker 5: this show MAT's done here. Mick.
- 48:49Speaker 1: You picked Dallas Buyers Club. These athletes were all born
- 48:52Speaker 1: in Dallas, Texas. Dallas, dis you ready to go, Mick?
- 48:56Speaker 5: Absolutely all right. Forty five seconds on the clock. We
- 48:59Speaker 5: need the first and last name. We're on our way go.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Greatest quarterback in New Orleans Saints history, Suvy Yes. Greatest
- 49:07Speaker 1: left hander in Dodger history unless it's the playoffs.
- 49:10Speaker 5: He just retired.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Yes, he was with the Miami Heat, not Lebron, not
- 49:17Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade. The other member of the Heatles Chris Yes,
- 49:22Speaker 1: a star with the Orlando Magic and the Detroit Pistons
- 49:25Speaker 1: out of duke. His father played in the NFL. His
- 49:28Speaker 1: career was ravaged by injury, though Hill. Yes, mister Chicago
- 49:34Speaker 1: cub Let's play two. Greatest Chicago Hall of Fame Chicago
- 49:38Speaker 1: Cup player back in the sixties. Yes, outfielder for the Rockies.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Last names of color.
- 49:47Speaker 11: There you go, all right, I got twenty more points
- 49:49Speaker 11: than us. He won eighty. Charlie Blackman was that last
- 49:53Speaker 11: one there?
- 49:53Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 49:54Speaker 5: You got to any banks.
- 49:55Speaker 11: Good job, Tyler. You and I are back up. Do
- 49:56Speaker 11: you want angels in the outfield or gold?
- 50:01Speaker 1: By the way, Tyler, you're losing, Tyler, I just want
- 50:03Speaker 1: you to know you're losing. Yeah, you're losing, all right, Okay.
- 50:08Speaker 10: These athletes are all part of miracle plays or moments.
- 50:13Speaker 10: Uh forty five seconds on the clock bets to begin
- 50:15Speaker 10: Giants quarterback brother of Peyton. Yes, this guy is on
- 50:21Speaker 10: the Clippers. He's always hurt. Won a championship with Toronto. Yes,
- 50:25Speaker 10: this guy caught the Minneapolis.
- 50:27Speaker 5: Miracle jud Jeff.
- 50:30Speaker 10: Uh No, he's currently on the Patriots. He came from
- 50:33Speaker 10: the Bills. Yes, this guy is the say Hey kid.
- 50:36Speaker 10: He had the over the shoulder catch for the Giant. Yes,
- 50:40Speaker 10: this guy was a cornerback for the Eagles, but later
- 50:43Speaker 10: a coach for the Jets. Okay, he's super religious. All right,
- 50:49Speaker 10: this guy through a perfect game in the World Series
- 50:56Speaker 10: Team Yankees. It's only been one.
- 51:02Speaker 5: Tyler. I think you choked Tyler.
- 51:04Speaker 11: Herm Edwards was the cornerback turned coach.
- 51:08Speaker 5: You just said you play to win today and that
- 51:10Speaker 5: was his Uh.
- 51:11Speaker 11: Don Lars, all right, if you can do it. How
- 51:13Speaker 11: many points?
- 51:14Speaker 5: Yeah, you got two sixty total six, so we need eighty.
- 51:17Speaker 5: We need eighty.
- 51:17Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Are you ready, Mick? Yes,
- 51:21Speaker 1: forty five seconds. These athletes have all won Olympic medals.
- 51:24Speaker 1: All right, forty five second on the clock.
- 51:26Speaker 5: We're on our way go.
- 51:27Speaker 1: He was Larry Bird's rival in the eighties, a guard
- 51:31Speaker 1: for the Lakers. Yes, Nick, he was an Olympic Track
- 51:38Speaker 1: and Field start. I won two gold medals in the
- 51:40Speaker 1: nineteen sixties. Nicknamed Bullet in Tokyo. Yes, wow, all right,
- 51:47Speaker 1: there you go.
- 51:48Speaker 5: Good job by you. One arm pitcher for the Angels.
- 51:50Speaker 1: In the nineteen eighties, he pitched for the Yankees, specially
- 51:53Speaker 1: no hitter for the Yankees out of Michigan. Yeah.
- 51:57Speaker 5: We won the game. We don't even need to go anymore.
- 52:00Speaker 7: We won.
- 52:01Speaker 5: Were nice. That was That was all Mick. Mick is
- 52:04Speaker 5: really good.
- 52:05Speaker 7: It was.
- 52:05Speaker 5: It was not because of you, No, it was great.
- 52:07Speaker 5: A bullet he got another win. Uh, hey, Tyler, you
- 52:12Speaker 5: should have picked me. Tyler, you loser, Tyler, ha ha.
- 52:16Speaker 5: We want Mick. You gotta golden ticket.