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How Pinewood Derbies Work · Stuff You Should Know

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Speaker 1: All right, so this listener mail I'm just gonna call.
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Speaker 1: it Chuck. Yes, were you in boy Scouts or cub Scouts? Nope?
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Speaker 1: I went to one cub Scout meeting and uh I
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Speaker 1: didn't go back because The very first meeting I was
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Speaker 1: at was there beginning of their candy sale, the ritual
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Speaker 1: sacrifice now at the beginning of their candy sale, and
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Speaker 1: I just didn't As a little kid for some reason,
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Speaker 1: I didn't like my first meeting them saying, here's a
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Speaker 1: bunch of candy, go sell it. Yeah, but you know
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Speaker 1: they front you're a bunch of candy. They let you
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Speaker 1: walk away with a box of can It turned me off.
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Speaker 1: And I'm not knocking it. It's a great organization, but
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Speaker 1: I just never went back. I can't imagine. It's not
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Speaker 1: the best one to start out on. Plus I was
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Speaker 1: I was a Cub. I did cub scouty things just
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Speaker 1: in life because you know, it was a big into
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Speaker 1: camping and stuff. And I was taught wilderness survival at
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Speaker 1: a young age, so I was like, I was my own,
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Speaker 1: had my own scouting troop. Your parents just dropped you
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Speaker 1: off in the woods. Once back, Yeah, it all worked out.
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Speaker 1: Made my way back about a year later. Yeah, there
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Speaker 1: was none, no worse for the wear. So you never
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Speaker 1: made a pine with Derby car hunt, No, Well, I've
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Speaker 1: never made a pine with Derby car. But in Industrial
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Speaker 1: arts class I made the the CEO two racing cars,
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Speaker 1: remember those, yeah, which sort of it's sort of like
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Speaker 1: the Pine with Derby, but it's powered by noxious gasses?
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Speaker 1: Is it not just gas? Now it's actually CEO two. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I think it might be noxious though it's not obnoxious,
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Speaker 1: but it's noxious and then it will kill you. Well,
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Speaker 1: it's a kind of a funny story actually, I and
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Speaker 1: my brother one of course, because he's my brother cheering
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Speaker 1: him on. Now. He won, uh, the school, and then
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Speaker 1: he won county, and then he went to state for
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Speaker 1: the and I don't think he won state, No, but
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Speaker 1: he did place most handsome. He did most Handsome Racer.
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Speaker 1: And then I, of course, like everything else, I tried
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Speaker 1: to copy my brother. I'm still doing today, and um
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Speaker 1: sure I am and he um and I tried to
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Speaker 1: copy his design and mine just turned out a little
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Speaker 1: crooked and not quite a straight and um, I didn't
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Speaker 1: even win in my class, not alone the school man.
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Speaker 1: So that just goes to show you my brother is
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Speaker 1: better at everything than me. That's a great story. His
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Speaker 1: was awesome, man, that that thing flew, and mine was
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Speaker 1: like knocking against the track and was missing a tooth. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it was a pale impression. Pale impersonation. But that is
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Speaker 1: a great lesson. You gotta forge your own way. That's right,
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Speaker 1: you know, my ugly little car. That's that's the lesson
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Speaker 1: of this Pinewood Derby episode. You have to create your
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Speaker 1: own Pinewood Derby car, and not just figuratively but metaphorically
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Speaker 1: as well. Well, what's the Pine with Derby? I think
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Speaker 1: some people there's a lot of people that are like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, this is the best, and then the
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Speaker 1: other of your like, what so the Pine with Derby
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Speaker 1: is the nation's premier gravity racing event. Yeah. It takes
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Speaker 1: place around the country around this time, I think, right,
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Speaker 1: does it beat street luge? Uh? It's a great point.
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Speaker 1: I said, this is the second best. Okay, miniature gravity racing.
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Speaker 1: What about many street luge man? Um? And yeah, I
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Speaker 1: think around It takes place around this time of year.
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Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah? Cub scouts and boy scouts around
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Speaker 1: the country, around the world. Are they into it now?
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Speaker 1: To make little wooden cars um and race them? And
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Speaker 1: it uses nothing but gravity, the force of gravity, little
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Speaker 1: angular momentum, reduction of friction, that kind of thing to
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Speaker 1: see whose car is fastest? Yeah. So um, we'll get
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Speaker 1: in to the details in the history, but it's basically,
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Speaker 1: you know, like you said, a track that starts on
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Speaker 1: a hill and it has a little, um call it
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Speaker 1: a pin, but it's like a little stick basically holds
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Speaker 1: the car in place right at the at the front,
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Speaker 1: and then they pull a lever and those sticks drop
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Speaker 1: and then um, it's like the starting gate and then
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Speaker 1: it rolls. Because anyone who listened to our slinky episode.
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Speaker 1: When the cars are up there pressed against the starting pin,
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Speaker 1: they've got tons of potential energy. Then right when that
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Speaker 1: that starting pin has removed, that potential energy turns to
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Speaker 1: kinetic energy and gravity pulls them downward to the tune
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Speaker 1: of like twenty miles or so. But the cool thing
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Speaker 1: about Pinewood Derby Racing is that all of the UM
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Speaker 1: cars start out the exact same They're blocks of wood
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Speaker 1: with the same wheels, the same axles, And it's up
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Speaker 1: to the cub scouts in their moms to uh craft
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Speaker 1: this thing, to to make it slightly different enough that
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Speaker 1: it wins the race. It beats these other cars that
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Speaker 1: were also the same kinds of blocks of wood before. Yes,
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Speaker 1: or uh, you're not so concerned with winning and you
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Speaker 1: just want a cool looking car and you want to
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Speaker 1: have a good experience with your parents. That was me
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Speaker 1: with my car, the Pinewood Derby car I made with
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Speaker 1: my Did you do it? Really? One most creative? There's
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Speaker 1: a coke bottle, No way, and I like you a
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Speaker 1: real coke bottle. You got the piece of wood and
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Speaker 1: carved into a coke bottle. Yeah, the would, okay because
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Speaker 1: other people, you know, they can there's all sorts of
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Speaker 1: things you can do now, Yeah, but you couldn't use
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Speaker 1: a coke bottle and do it. You'd be disqualified on
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Speaker 1: the spot and maybe laughed out of the place. No,
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Speaker 1: there's like there's different versions now like there there can
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Speaker 1: be like the regular hardcore race and then the one
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Speaker 1: that's a little more fun where you can use different Uh. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I got you, Yeah, I got you. But I mean
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Speaker 1: that's not the origin. The origin was, like you said,
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Speaker 1: just straight up woodblocks. So and let's talk about the
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Speaker 1: origin of this year. Well did you win that? I
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Speaker 1: want to hear about your one most creative at all?
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Speaker 1: So you were into just the cool looking thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: as a cub scout, a boy scout cub scouts, did
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Speaker 1: you boy scout? You've had enough I did. Actually, um,
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Speaker 1: my dad was the dead parent. That's nice, but I
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Speaker 1: quit mid season and he continued on as the dead Parents. Really,
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Speaker 1: there's more than one awkward boy Scout meeting at my
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Speaker 1: house where like I just went hung out, you like,
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Speaker 1: wander through eating a twinky. Yeah. My dad was like,
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Speaker 1: I can't believe this interesting, so he stuck it out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's kind of admirable. I guess I had a
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Speaker 1: thing where I, um, they the Cub Scouts teach and
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Speaker 1: Boy Scouts teach that you just respect your elders as
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Speaker 1: a rule of thumb. Well, I've met too many elderly
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Speaker 1: people who I didn't feel deserved respect across the board,
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Speaker 1: and that I disputed this idea enough that I left. Wow, yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's pretty awesome. That was why I left because I
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Speaker 1: had to sell candy. You left because there were a
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Speaker 1: bunch of jerky old people in your community. I just
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Speaker 1: didn't think that everyone deserves blank respect. I think you
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Speaker 1: earn respect absolutely. You know, Hey, that's a pretty forward
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Speaker 1: thinking thing for a little young Josh. You just didn't
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Speaker 1: want to go. No, it really was that you're like
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Speaker 1: the meetings with the same night at the eight team.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, there was one meeting where I just sat
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Speaker 1: there and watched the eight team really loud. Well, my
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Speaker 1: dad and the rest of the Scouts are trying to meet.
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Speaker 1: That's pretty good stuff. So yes, my dad and I won.
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Speaker 1: I think it's most creative category for the coke bottle
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Speaker 1: at Southwick Mall and Toledo, Ohio, that's where they had
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Speaker 1: the racist It's pretty funny. And you still drink like
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Speaker 1: a gazillion Cokes a day, not cokes well, Cooke zero
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Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, I've tried to limit it. I don't
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Speaker 1: drink a gazillion. I would say I drink a lot
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Speaker 1: of water and coffee too. You just you're you get
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Speaker 1: beveraged up like no one I've ever seen. Now. It's weird,
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Speaker 1: you know. It's like I constantly have to be drinking something. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't get it. Hey, that's your thing. Huh, it's
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Speaker 1: no big deal. It's not like you're like downing bottles
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Speaker 1: of vodka all day long. Just red bull um. All right,
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Speaker 1: So you want to talk about the history of this thing,
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Speaker 1: let's don Murphy. May nine is when the first Pinewood
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Speaker 1: Derby was held in southern California, Manhattan Beach, California, which
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Speaker 1: is where you means, and my friend Molly is from.
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Speaker 1: You can be from worst places in the world. You
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Speaker 1: know who else pretty sweet either is from or lives
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Speaker 1: in Manhattan Beach. I looked this up who Kevin Nealon,
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Speaker 1: Don Dokin uh and then some other people too. I
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Speaker 1: think our buddies, uh Luke and Catherine Ryan live in
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Speaker 1: Manhattan Beach. Oh do they? That is a nice town.
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Speaker 1: It's like a small town feel on the California's coast,
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Speaker 1: like on the boardwalk that connects like all the other towns.
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Speaker 1: Pretty nice. That's where the Lost Boys live? Was it? No?
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Speaker 1: I think they were like Santa Cruz or something like. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think they were a little more north all right,
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Speaker 1: so very nice history of Manhattan Beach residents. Don Murphy
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Speaker 1: was a cub Scout leader for Pack to eighty and
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Speaker 1: um he had he had some kids that wanted to
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Speaker 1: because there's this other race called the soapbox derby. This
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Speaker 1: is when you actually put your child in this thing
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Speaker 1: to be injured and put and push him down a hill.
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Speaker 1: But he had some kids. You have to be a
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Speaker 1: certain age to do that, and um, his boys were like, Dad,
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Speaker 1: I want to be in the soapbox Derby, and he said,
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Speaker 1: well son, you're too young. So he tried to think
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Speaker 1: of something that you could do together with his boys
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Speaker 1: and came up with the Pinewood Derby, which is a
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Speaker 1: pretty cool idea. Yeah you know. Yeah, it's basically making
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Speaker 1: a soapbox derby racer too small for human to fit
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Speaker 1: and be injured in. It's correct. Yeah, much safer, I
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Speaker 1: would imagine. So. Um. Apparently, like at this first one,
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Speaker 1: they pulled out all the stops immediately. Um, they came
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Speaker 1: up with a regulation wood blocks, wheels, and axles that
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Speaker 1: everybody had to use the same things. Right. The axles
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Speaker 1: are just nails, yeah, but they had wooden struts that
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Speaker 1: the nails went into too. Um, And the they came
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Speaker 1: up with a pretty cool track, like a thirty two
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Speaker 1: or forty something foot track. The first one was thirty
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Speaker 1: one okay. And then but they also used like old
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Speaker 1: doorbells to create like, um timekeeper, so whichever car passed
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Speaker 1: the thing first would set off a light in that
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Speaker 1: lane above that lane. He's got a little more advanced
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Speaker 1: since then, Yes, I mean that's that's that's pretty advanced
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Speaker 1: for the first one. Yeah, not bad for the early
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Speaker 1: nineteen fifties. No, and so the first this first one,
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Speaker 1: I'm at three in Manhattan Beach. Um. Apparently it was
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Speaker 1: just such a total hit that the guy who invented
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Speaker 1: at Don Murphy was like, this is some this is
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Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah, how can I make money on it?
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Speaker 1: Apparently he didn't. Now he didn't, but Boil. A lot
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Speaker 1: of people have since then, which we'll get to as well.
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Speaker 1: A lot of um entrepreneurial fathers were like, hey, I
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Speaker 1: can make some dough on this by designing these things. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: good for them, all right, you know so um Don
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Speaker 1: Murphy with the other route and so I don't want
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Speaker 1: to share this with the world. This is my creation. Um,
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Speaker 1: and I'm going to get in touch with the Boy
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Speaker 1: Scouts of America and say, hey, guys, I've got this thing.
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Speaker 1: And the Boy Scouts said, that's great. We're sending out
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Speaker 1: Boys Life Magazine to cover this. It's gonna be hot
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Speaker 1: off the presses. Remember that um an airplane where the
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Speaker 1: little uh the kids reading Now the nun is reading
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Speaker 1: Boys Life Magazine and the little boys reading Nuns Life
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Speaker 1: Magazine next to that's pretty funny. So Boys Life Magazine
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Speaker 1: is like the official magazine of boy Scouts, right, and
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Speaker 1: they came out and covered it, and I think nineteen
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Speaker 1: fifty four the next year, but it was just kind
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Speaker 1: of like a little blurb a little right up one
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Speaker 1: page or it didn't really get the extent of this across. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and um by ve they had over three hundred people
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Speaker 1: racing for the championships in l A's Griffith Park. And
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Speaker 1: um now, I think since its inception, over fifty million
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Speaker 1: kids have done this and a ninety million including parents,
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Speaker 1: which is a little lazy to me. They are just
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Speaker 1: like they're just had two parents per kids. Object a few,
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Speaker 1: let's make it ninety million. But yeah, it's become a
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Speaker 1: huge hit and a tradition that lives on today. Um
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Speaker 1: and kind of the same way. I mean, they've gotten
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Speaker 1: way more um involved in making these things as fast
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Speaker 1: as possible, but the general gist of it and the
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Speaker 1: rules are about the same. Yeah, and let's talk about
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Speaker 1: the rules right after this break, So chuck to make
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Speaker 1: these things fair. All pinewood derby cars start off the
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Speaker 1: exact scence, little woodblock, some regulation wheels and axles, right,
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Speaker 1: and then it's up to you, the scout, to make
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Speaker 1: it your own and um, this article funny enough says
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Speaker 1: that aerodynamics don't really play a role. That is not
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Speaker 1: the case at all. No, they play um uh if
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Speaker 1: you want to speak scientifically, and eleven percent um reduction
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Speaker 1: and speed just using the wood block. Yeah, if you
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Speaker 1: if you make it more aerodynamic, So it's um, it matters,
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Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter quite as much as you think
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Speaker 1: it might, right, but it does have some effect. Absolutely
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Speaker 1: eleven and so um, there are some some guidelines to
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Speaker 1: making a soapbox derby racer Pinewood man, it's gonna get
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Speaker 1: me all episode. That's okay, Just remember soapbox equals death
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Speaker 1: of child, pinewood equals fun for child. Great, Okay, Okay,
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Speaker 1: I think I got it now. That's right. Um, no
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Speaker 1: car can weigh more than five ounces and um we'll
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Speaker 1: get to the tricks of the trade later. But you
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Speaker 1: want your car to weigh that five ounces? Yes, you
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Speaker 1: don't want it to weigh four because faster cars or
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Speaker 1: heavier cars canna be fast. That's right, because of gravity
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Speaker 1: and mass, well sort of, I mean that technically a
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Speaker 1: heavier car it's it's all about weight distribution, it is.
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Speaker 1: But a heavier car is going to be subject to
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Speaker 1: the force of gravity more than a lighter car because
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Speaker 1: it has more more mass for gravity to exert an
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Speaker 1: effect on cars. Cannot be longer than seven inches. I
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Speaker 1: think initially they were a little bit longer than that,
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Speaker 1: but they settled on seven which is good. Uh. They
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Speaker 1: cannot be more than two and three quarters of an
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Speaker 1: inch wide, and the clearance of the car on the
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Speaker 1: track must be no more than three eighths of an inch.
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Speaker 1: And the clearance is very important because Pinewood Derby cars
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Speaker 1: are called rail cars. They ride along a central rail
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Speaker 1: where the car and the wheels straddle a rail that
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Speaker 1: goes underneath it. Right, it's not just in a lane
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Speaker 1: to bump back and forth. Yes, very good point. Uh.
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Speaker 1: And the last rule, of course, um we mentioned it's
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Speaker 1: all gravity fed. You can't have any starting device or
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Speaker 1: any uh CEO two cartridge or motor or anything. It's
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Speaker 1: it's just wheels guiding it down the track. If the
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Speaker 1: jet flames shoot out of the back of your Pinewood
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Speaker 1: Derby car, it's kind of get disqualified. You'll get some
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Speaker 1: wows of the crowd for sure. Well you'll also get
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Speaker 1: some wows if you carve a cool coke bottle or
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Speaker 1: make a NASCAR or general leaves a big one. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I'm sure. But what I basically found in researching this
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Speaker 1: is you can't have both. Um, you can either have
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Speaker 1: a really cool looking car or a really fast car,
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Speaker 1: because the faster ones are not very like great looking. No,
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Speaker 1: and a lot of people just go with a wedge
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Speaker 1: because the wedge is aerodynamic. It's a lot more aerodynamic
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Speaker 1: than there's the block. It's easy to make, and apparently
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Speaker 1: they're very fast. Usually that's right there. I saw one.
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Speaker 1: If you type in cool Pinewood Derby cars on a
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Speaker 1: Google image search, comes up with some cool Pinewood Derby cars.
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Speaker 1: But one of them is this kid holding his car.
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Speaker 1: It's like this weird reddish brown and has Spider's paint
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Speaker 1: it on it. He named it Derby. Death's my favorite
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Speaker 1: pine with Derby car. That's your favorite kid? Yeah? Um mine,
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Speaker 1: it would have just been me holding up my sort
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Speaker 1: of oddly shaped thing that says not as good as
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Speaker 1: your brother's. Um. You start off with um, either like
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Speaker 1: a balsa wood or um. What's the other kind of would?
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Speaker 1: They suggested? Pine pine? This is a little softer, easier
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Speaker 1: to carve that's the pine with Derby car. Oh well yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's true. But bosses I think lighter, So it is,
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Speaker 1: but again you don't necessarily want lighter. Well that's a
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Speaker 1: good point, thank you. But again you want the weight
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Speaker 1: distribution correct, so you may want the body lighter so
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Speaker 1: you can control that weight more. Yes, it's just a
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Speaker 1: little tip. No, that is a good point right there.
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Speaker 1: You want to control where the weight goes. That's right.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe boss is the way to go. Well,
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Speaker 1: they do have the kits you can buy that are
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Speaker 1: fully uh stocked with everything you need. Or you can
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Speaker 1: go ala carte because there are a lot of companies
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Speaker 1: out there now that make um all manner of add
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Speaker 1: ons and special wheels and axles and all kinds of
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Speaker 1: things to make your car faster. Yeah, and you you
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Speaker 1: if you are building a Pinewood Derby racer right now,
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Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, that sounds pretty great. I got
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Speaker 1: some money to spend on this thing. Um, you will
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Speaker 1: want to check your local council's rules because some of
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Speaker 1: them are like, nope, you can use nothing but what
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Speaker 1: comes in the official Pinewood Derby kit Um and other
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Speaker 1: places are right exactly, and now go sell some candy
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Speaker 1: after the Pinewood Derby is over. Um, then other places
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Speaker 1: are like, yeah, go nuts. Most places agreed, like you
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Speaker 1: can't send the kid off to a third party and
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Speaker 1: have a third party make your Pinewood Derby racer for
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Speaker 1: you and send it back. Oh yeah, no way. Other
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Speaker 1: places say that can't. Well no, that's the whole point.
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Speaker 1: It's just supposed to be like a parent kid activity
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Speaker 1: of learning about physics, engineering, building, working. Yeah, probably losing sportsmanship, yes,
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Speaker 1: not throwing a punch when you lose stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: And if you just basically buy a racer, I mean,
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Speaker 1: what kind of like villainous rich kid are you if
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Speaker 1: that's what you're you're doing at the Pineood Derby? You know, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're what's his face from Pewee's Big Adventure? Oh man,
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Speaker 1: what is his name? Do you know it? I'm completely blanking.
19:32
Speaker 1: I can picture him chewing that black gum. Yes, I
19:35
Speaker 1: can picture him in that big bathtub swimming pool in
19:38
Speaker 1: his home. Well, we'll figure it out. It will come
19:41
Speaker 1: to one of us. I don't feel the need to
19:43
Speaker 1: email because this will be weeks later. We got it,
19:46
Speaker 1: We got to cover it. Um or you could be
19:48
Speaker 1: the antagonist in the movie down in Derby Man. Yeah,
19:54
Speaker 1: did you go to IMDb on that one? Very briefly?
19:57
Speaker 1: Did you see the movie poster? That is everything you
20:00
Speaker 1: need to know about that movie is captured in the poster. Yeah,
20:04
Speaker 1: there's a film about a Pinewood derby two parents who
20:07
Speaker 1: of course two fathers who were lifelong rivals. Yeah, that's
20:11
Speaker 1: all you need to say. Well, was starting uh the
20:14
Speaker 1: Boss from Ally McBeal. Yeah, Greg German. Yeah, I'm a
20:18
Speaker 1: big German fan. But are you I think it's good?
20:21
Speaker 1: He was great in that show. I never saw that show.
20:24
Speaker 1: That was a good show. Wasn't he on the West
20:25
Speaker 1: Wing to Uh? No, you're thinking of Bradley? Um, oh,
20:29
Speaker 1: I like that guy. Yeah, great incentive a woman Bradley Cooper.
20:33
Speaker 1: No not I you mean Whitford. Yes? His his His
20:39
Speaker 1: best role though, seriously, was in Billy Madison. I never
20:43
Speaker 1: saw that either. What right? Yeah, you gotta see that one.
20:49
Speaker 1: Happen to Gilmore are classic films. I've seen some of
20:52
Speaker 1: Happy Gilmour For some reason, those Adam Sandler and the
20:54
Speaker 1: Chris Farley movies. I never really saw what I didn't
20:57
Speaker 1: see Black Sheep, Well black it's fine, but you never
21:02
Speaker 1: saw Tommy Boy parts of it. I know, I don't
21:06
Speaker 1: know what was going on. One are those like when
21:08
Speaker 1: I was in college or just right after? But yeah maybe, yeah,
21:12
Speaker 1: that was like a dark being a little too sophisticated
21:14
Speaker 1: for those you know, No, not at all. They really
21:17
Speaker 1: are great movies. Like if if you don't like them,
21:20
Speaker 1: you're just being a snob. Like they're just funny movies
21:23
Speaker 1: that anybody can enjoy on just the basic level. I
21:27
Speaker 1: can assure you I didn't avoid them out of snobbery.
21:30
Speaker 1: But um, I think that was just like a weird
21:33
Speaker 1: period where I didn't see many movies. You were just
21:36
Speaker 1: watching nothing but Fellini, No, I don't know. I don't
21:39
Speaker 1: know what were you doing instead? I got just watching TV.
21:42
Speaker 1: I gotta find out what year they came out. I
21:45
Speaker 1: would say probably between four and nineties seven. Yeah that
21:50
Speaker 1: was college. And UM, I don't know. Okay, we'll just
21:54
Speaker 1: leave it. I just didn't see him all right. Where
21:59
Speaker 1: are we we are at? The Oh, I've got one. Um,
22:05
Speaker 1: if you do, um, if your counsel does allow outside helper,
22:09
Speaker 1: you'll if you can buy other parts, because a lot
22:13
Speaker 1: of times it's like, no, you have to use these
22:16
Speaker 1: but some of these companies have figured out ways around it.
22:18
Speaker 1: Like your Pinewood Derby car is going to be inspected conceivably,
22:23
Speaker 1: especially if it's really fast and it's a winning car,
22:25
Speaker 1: They're gonna really look at it to make sure you're
22:27
Speaker 1: not cheating. One of the ways that you can make
22:30
Speaker 1: your car faster is with wheels. Lighter wheels, so less
22:35
Speaker 1: mass equals less friction, I believe, and um, so they
22:39
Speaker 1: spin faster and it moves faster, right call onion skin
22:42
Speaker 1: wheels right now, Like you usually can't use those, but
22:46
Speaker 1: some of these companies offer ones that outwardly look the
22:50
Speaker 1: exact same. It has all the markings and everything, but
22:53
Speaker 1: they've removed a lot of the mass. So they bought
22:56
Speaker 1: like official boy Scout Pinewood Derby wheels and have altered
23:01
Speaker 1: them so and then sell them for like thirty five
23:05
Speaker 1: bucks for a set thirty five bucks to cheat at
23:08
Speaker 1: Pinewo Derby. Basically, yeah, yeah, it's so disheartening. It is
23:13
Speaker 1: a little disheartening also because even if it is legal
23:16
Speaker 1: or allowed, it's like, um, I guaranteed all the kid's
23:20
Speaker 1: parents are gonna be willing to spend thirty five bucks
23:22
Speaker 1: on like aftermarket wheels that have had some of the
23:26
Speaker 1: mass removed to make the cargo faster. Yeah, or the
23:29
Speaker 1: kid who can't afford that kind of stuff. Anyway, it's
23:31
Speaker 1: not on a level playing field, you know. That's what
23:33
Speaker 1: I mean. That just thinks. Yeah, well, I mean beyond
23:35
Speaker 1: the parents saying they shouldn't pay for that, Like you
23:38
Speaker 1: know what I mean, let's talk about the track. The
23:42
Speaker 1: starting gate is generally about four ft high because and
23:47
Speaker 1: I thought this is adorable, because that's about it. That's
23:49
Speaker 1: a good height for a little cup scout, like it
23:51
Speaker 1: made sense. So they didn't want to make it so
23:52
Speaker 1: high that you know, they couldn't do it. Although um,
23:56
Speaker 1: usually the kid is not actually placing the car. It's
24:00
Speaker 1: UM an official that's doing that. Yeah, the contains are
24:02
Speaker 1: usually too sticky. Yeah, I got like lollipopcum all over
24:07
Speaker 1: the um. And that's another reason why you should mark
24:09
Speaker 1: UM the front car, the front of your car, in
24:12
Speaker 1: the back of your car, because if you don't do
24:14
Speaker 1: like the best job at the aerodynamics, you might not
24:16
Speaker 1: be able to tell the difference between the front and
24:18
Speaker 1: the back and it might not be you placing it.
24:20
Speaker 1: So just put a little like F and a b
24:22
Speaker 1: on the underside to make sure they know what they're doing.
24:25
Speaker 1: It'll either be you placing the car, the official placing
24:30
Speaker 1: the car, or the Grand Marshal of the race, Greg
24:33
Speaker 1: German placing the car as part of his duties. So
24:37
Speaker 1: it's four ft high, about thirty two to forty five
24:41
Speaker 1: ft long UM. The number of lanes are from two
24:44
Speaker 1: to six, although they talk about the semi legendary twelve
24:48
Speaker 1: lane model, which was probably pretty boss. Sure, I say, like,
24:54
Speaker 1: speed this thing up, get as many lanes going as
24:55
Speaker 1: you can. I know that. You know, you could like
24:57
Speaker 1: have ten thousand scouts racing with the twelve laner in
25:00
Speaker 1: an hour. You know, Chuck, this track thing is kind
25:03
Speaker 1: of like, say you have a twelve lane track. Depending
25:06
Speaker 1: on the type of race you run, it could actually
25:08
Speaker 1: make the whole thing go a lot longer because a
25:11
Speaker 1: lot of people say these tracks, some of them are great,
25:14
Speaker 1: Like there are there's companies that do make tracks, like
25:17
Speaker 1: one's called micro Wizard. I think, and this get this
25:20
Speaker 1: guy came up with this company to build like really
25:23
Speaker 1: awesome aluminum tracks with UM timers that can UM that
25:28
Speaker 1: that are sensitive to I think to ten thousands of
25:31
Speaker 1: a second UM and so this guy is making these
25:35
Speaker 1: really great tracks, but not all tracks are created like that.
25:38
Speaker 1: That whole set ups like two grand. So if you
25:41
Speaker 1: have maybe an older wooden track or something like that,
25:44
Speaker 1: some critics of those kind of tracks say, well, then
25:48
Speaker 1: everybody needs to run a race and each one of
25:50
Speaker 1: those slots, and then you take the combined times to
25:54
Speaker 1: come up with an average, because some slots are going
25:56
Speaker 1: to be better than others. So if you had like
26:00
Speaker 1: a twelve a twelve lane track, oh yeah, you would
26:04
Speaker 1: have a very long day ahead of you. So that
26:06
Speaker 1: would not speed things up. It would do the opposite
26:08
Speaker 1: of speeding things up, all right, So I'd smash ten
26:10
Speaker 1: of those lanes and at least stump atom. Like you said,
26:16
Speaker 1: most of the really nice tracks are aluminum now, although
26:19
Speaker 1: they can still be wood. Uh. Sometimes the wood is
26:21
Speaker 1: surfaced and like Mason eyed or something like really slick
26:25
Speaker 1: um surface to make it as fast as possible, because
26:28
Speaker 1: that's what it's all about. So we're gonna get down
26:31
Speaker 1: to business what everyone's been waiting for, and tell you guys,
26:36
Speaker 1: how to make your regulation Pinewood Derby car as fast
26:40
Speaker 1: as possible. Right after this, So Chuck, we happened to
26:59
Speaker 1: go onto Boys Life Magazine today a couple of times
27:03
Speaker 1: and every day, alright is our homepage. Uh, and we
27:08
Speaker 1: looked at ways to make your Pinewood Derby car faster.
27:11
Speaker 1: One of the articles you found was from Mars Curiosity
27:15
Speaker 1: rover engineer who he and his son Um are into scouting,
27:20
Speaker 1: and they made a Pinewood Derby car and they decided
27:23
Speaker 1: to apply the scientific method to figuring out ways to
27:26
Speaker 1: make it faster. And this dude came up with this, um,
27:30
Speaker 1: these these pointers. Basically what is his name, His name's
27:34
Speaker 1: Mark Rober. He's a Nasha NASA engineer. Yeah, and he
27:38
Speaker 1: and his son are to be thanked for these pointers.
27:41
Speaker 1: All right. Well, speaking of point um, the first thing
27:44
Speaker 1: you want to do is avoid a pointed nose on
27:46
Speaker 1: your car. Good. You wanted to be flat um across
27:50
Speaker 1: the front because um, sometimes it will affect how it gets,
27:54
Speaker 1: how it reads across the finish line, which you don't want.
27:57
Speaker 1: I saw a hammerhead shark Pinewood Derby. It was off. Yeah,
28:01
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good example of what you want up front,
28:03
Speaker 1: that flat nose. Um. And the other thing too, is
28:06
Speaker 1: it may affect the way it rest on that pint
28:09
Speaker 1: at the start of the race. Yeah, because if it's
28:11
Speaker 1: cocked off to one side or the other, that car
28:13
Speaker 1: is gonna hit that middle rail and it's gonna be
28:15
Speaker 1: friction city and you're gonna go home crying in your
28:19
Speaker 1: in your pillow. That's right. Um. You want the weight,
28:23
Speaker 1: like we mentioned at the rear of the car, um
28:26
Speaker 1: about within an inch of that rear axle, and proper
28:31
Speaker 1: weight distribution accounts for about thirty six percent. I thought
28:35
Speaker 1: you said, oh no, those aerodynamics. Yeah, I was gonna
28:38
Speaker 1: totally nail you on that one the way. That's huge.
28:42
Speaker 1: And Um, what that means is you've got more potential
28:45
Speaker 1: energy because the center of mass is higher up on
28:48
Speaker 1: the track, right, So so you know, like with our
28:51
Speaker 1: water slides episode, the higher up you go in the stairs,
28:54
Speaker 1: the more potential energy you have. So even that extra
28:57
Speaker 1: like half an inch of weight distribution towards the back
29:02
Speaker 1: higher up, the more acceleration you're going to have on
29:06
Speaker 1: your car. Yeah, because if you if you think about
29:09
Speaker 1: the track like once it flattens out at the bottom.
29:13
Speaker 1: If the weight is on the frontier car and you've
29:15
Speaker 1: got two cars side by side and the weights on
29:17
Speaker 1: the front that one's already done, and the one with
29:21
Speaker 1: the weight at the rear it's still pushing it and
29:24
Speaker 1: that extra couple of inches is gonna make a big
29:25
Speaker 1: diff good point. And you, um, you might say, well
29:28
Speaker 1: then I want to put my weight all the way
29:31
Speaker 1: on the rear of the car. No, no, no, you
29:33
Speaker 1: don't want to because that means that, um, the front
29:36
Speaker 1: might pop a wheelie the whole way down. Again, it'll
29:38
Speaker 1: look cool, it'll be a crowd pleaser, but you're probably
29:41
Speaker 1: not gonna win that way. I would totally be a
29:44
Speaker 1: crowd pleaser because I know I couldn't win the speed portion,
29:48
Speaker 1: so I would just make one that like pops wheelies
29:50
Speaker 1: and does cool things. Um. Maybe that's why I was
29:54
Speaker 1: never cup Scott. I was thinking outside the box. You know.
29:59
Speaker 1: Um maximum weight, like we said, you want it to
30:02
Speaker 1: be that five ounce is very big. Oh. They recommend
30:06
Speaker 1: baking the wood block first. Start to get the all
30:10
Speaker 1: the XX moisture out of that. Bake it two fifty
30:14
Speaker 1: for a couple of hours, two hours, and it should
30:17
Speaker 1: um make your block of wood that much lighter. Because again,
30:20
Speaker 1: you want weight, you want the full five ounces, but
30:23
Speaker 1: you want to control. You want to control where you
30:27
Speaker 1: put that weight, not mother Nature, not God or Earth
30:30
Speaker 1: or anything like that. You want to control where that
30:33
Speaker 1: weight goes. Yeah, and um get you know you want
30:36
Speaker 1: your parents help with all this. Don't go throwing wood
30:37
Speaker 1: in the oven and crank in it up because it
30:39
Speaker 1: can catch on fire. You don't want that either. Well,
30:41
Speaker 1: yeah to fifty All right, here's one. Oh man, I
30:44
Speaker 1: know you're gonna talk about the three wheeler. I don't
30:47
Speaker 1: know that wasn't it. You need to check again with
30:51
Speaker 1: your rules. But apparently in some leagues they allow you
30:55
Speaker 1: and this is a very common thing now if they
30:57
Speaker 1: allow it to have one wheel not on the track
31:00
Speaker 1: at all, like the front left of the front right.
31:03
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that? Well because less friction. Um,
31:06
Speaker 1: so they say about one sixty of an inch higher,
31:09
Speaker 1: so it never actually touches the track and that will
31:12
Speaker 1: give you a nine speed increase. Right, you only have
31:15
Speaker 1: three wheels touching the track at once never Yeah, um,
31:18
Speaker 1: pretty smart, but also probably cheating if they don't allow it. Yeah,
31:22
Speaker 1: you want to check your rules again, because I mean
31:24
Speaker 1: that would suck to go to the trouble of measuring
31:26
Speaker 1: that out and um being like I'm gonna win and
31:29
Speaker 1: being disqualified because you didn't read the rules, Hope Stash,
31:32
Speaker 1: what were you excited about me saying? So a little
31:35
Speaker 1: more basic than that, but also very thrilling, is these
31:39
Speaker 1: things ride rails. You don't want your wheels to touch
31:42
Speaker 1: the rails. You don't want your car to touch the rails.
31:45
Speaker 1: So you want as true and straight in alignment as possible,
31:48
Speaker 1: so it goes straight down with as little friction as possible. Right,
31:53
Speaker 1: that's the old thinking. Okay, well let me finish my
31:56
Speaker 1: old thing. So that means you want the straightest axles possible.
32:00
Speaker 1: And this is a really cool way to figure out
32:02
Speaker 1: if you have straight axles or not. There's gonna be
32:04
Speaker 1: several axles that come in a package in your kit,
32:08
Speaker 1: and you want to figure out which ones are the straightest.
32:10
Speaker 1: You can't really tell just by looking at it. That's
32:12
Speaker 1: what you do is you get an electric drill, right,
32:15
Speaker 1: and you if ideally, you put it in a vice
32:18
Speaker 1: gript so it doesn't move at all. And you take
32:21
Speaker 1: your axles and you put them in the drill like
32:23
Speaker 1: a drill bit, and you turn the drill on and
32:25
Speaker 1: if the axle wobbles, it's not straight. The axles that
32:28
Speaker 1: wobble the least as they're spinning around the in the
32:31
Speaker 1: drill are the straightest ones. And those are the two
32:33
Speaker 1: that you want to use, or the four that you
32:35
Speaker 1: want to use. It would be too those are the
32:37
Speaker 1: two that you want to use. Yeah, and uh, not
32:39
Speaker 1: only that, but once you find your two, um, you
32:42
Speaker 1: want to polish them, like, don't just throw it in
32:44
Speaker 1: there because it's a little burrs and nicks and things
32:47
Speaker 1: that are going to slow your car down. So they say,
32:50
Speaker 1: again with your parents, either put it in that drill
32:52
Speaker 1: or a drill press is even better, and just spin
32:55
Speaker 1: the nail and get a sandpaper and saying those things
32:58
Speaker 1: down and keep going with that grit until you get
33:02
Speaker 1: to like two thousand grit. And you polished that axle
33:05
Speaker 1: to like where it's almost like a mirror. So some
33:08
Speaker 1: parents are gonna come home and they're like seven year
33:12
Speaker 1: old kids going to have a block of wood in
33:14
Speaker 1: the oven on two fifty with a belt stander, and
33:19
Speaker 1: they're gonna say, Johns and Chuck told me to no, no, no,
33:22
Speaker 1: I always get your parents help with this stuff. Again,
33:25
Speaker 1: that's the whole point anyway, activities together. Um so I
33:29
Speaker 1: mentioned that was the old thinking. This blew my mind
33:32
Speaker 1: the idea of bent axles and rail riding. So that's
33:36
Speaker 1: the latest and greatest with the axles they recommend now,
33:40
Speaker 1: and they make these devices, these little jigs that will
33:42
Speaker 1: do it for you to bend where the wheel actually
33:46
Speaker 1: connects about uh two of a bend, so it actually
33:54
Speaker 1: reduces friction and makes alignment easier. This makes sense to me.
33:58
Speaker 1: So what you've got then is your front tie front
34:00
Speaker 1: tires angled inward and your back tires angled out, and
34:05
Speaker 1: that makes what you want, like if you put it
34:07
Speaker 1: on just a flat surface and rolled it, you want
34:09
Speaker 1: it over the course of like ten ft to steer
34:11
Speaker 1: about an inch to the left or right, because rail
34:15
Speaker 1: riding is the new fastest way to raise your car.
34:18
Speaker 1: So I don't get that well it what they said
34:22
Speaker 1: was is this is the video I watched. This how's
34:23
Speaker 1: explained to me at least is um once you get
34:26
Speaker 1: to the bottom and level out. No track is perfect
34:30
Speaker 1: and even if you have your car perfectly aligned, it's
34:33
Speaker 1: gonna start wobbling on the track and slow you down.
34:37
Speaker 1: So the idea is if you have that one front
34:40
Speaker 1: wheel angled in it the right way and your back
34:43
Speaker 1: wheels angled the right way, you'll actually touch the rail
34:47
Speaker 1: and use the rail as a guide to keep you
34:49
Speaker 1: as straight as possible. So the friction that is lost
34:53
Speaker 1: is overcome by how straight it is and the lack
34:56
Speaker 1: of wobble. And they call it rail riding and that's
34:59
Speaker 1: like the newest thing to do, which goes counter to
35:02
Speaker 1: anything you would think. And and straight car racing, which
35:07
Speaker 1: is like to make everything perfectly straight so it doesn't move. Uh,
35:10
Speaker 1: sort of blew my mind. Be a little mind blowing, man,
35:13
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Um, graphite is something that you want
35:17
Speaker 1: to add. It's a dry lubricant and um, that'll add
35:20
Speaker 1: about seven percent to your speed. Pretty much everybody allows that.
35:24
Speaker 1: The graphite. Yeah, and everything I saw says just to
35:27
Speaker 1: get whatever kind of graphite. The the cheap stuff is
35:30
Speaker 1: just as good as the Yeah, it's all a big
35:32
Speaker 1: marketing scam apparently, because they said how to graphite graphite,
35:35
Speaker 1: its graphite. So they'll put like, you know, super speed
35:39
Speaker 1: graphite and charge you more. It's not like the cheap
35:43
Speaker 1: stuff has like glue or seashells mixed in with it,
35:45
Speaker 1: you know. So those wheels you talked about, Um, lider
35:50
Speaker 1: weight wheels will account for about increase in speed if
35:54
Speaker 1: it's allowed in your league. Yep. You want your wheel
35:58
Speaker 1: base to be as far part of possible from what
36:00
Speaker 1: I understand, Yeah, totally, Like you don't want the wheels
36:05
Speaker 1: up in the center of the car. That'd be weird
36:06
Speaker 1: looking anyway, it would be plus Apparently it also takes
36:10
Speaker 1: more energy to steer it off of the rail. But
36:12
Speaker 1: I guess that doesn't apply anymore if you're rail racing,
36:15
Speaker 1: rail riding, Yeah, rail writing. Uh what else? I got
36:20
Speaker 1: nothing else? Man, you got nothing else? I got nothing else.
36:24
Speaker 1: I only have one more little thing. Um. And this
36:27
Speaker 1: is about the you know what, what obviously is going
36:31
Speaker 1: to happen in any competition in the United States. Parents
36:34
Speaker 1: are gonna get involved and they're gonna become big jerks. Um.
36:38
Speaker 1: It was the whole basis for that movie, I think.
36:40
Speaker 1: And I went to the boy Scouts site. I guess
36:43
Speaker 1: it was a Boy's Life magazine site. And there's a
36:46
Speaker 1: big problem now with like who made your pine with
36:48
Speaker 1: Derby car? And they said a big red flag is
36:51
Speaker 1: when mom or dad comes in holding the car and
36:54
Speaker 1: the kid isn't even holding it, and they'll always say
36:57
Speaker 1: give it to your kid and we'll deal with him.
36:59
Speaker 1: Um or guess you know girl scouts are doing now
37:01
Speaker 1: or her and um, let's get to the bottom of
37:04
Speaker 1: this and who actually built this thing? And while I
37:06
Speaker 1: do point out that they take them into the other
37:09
Speaker 1: room and see if they can break them, right, Yeah,
37:13
Speaker 1: they have to detail like every single thing they did.
37:18
Speaker 1: They to try to get around this because they do
37:20
Speaker 1: acknowledge that you know, these are like seven and eight
37:23
Speaker 1: year olds and you all that you can't use a
37:25
Speaker 1: band saw if you're seven or eight. Oh, I guess
37:27
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious when a parent has had the lead
37:31
Speaker 1: on all this. Yeah, rather than taking you know, a
37:35
Speaker 1: supporting role. Yeah, I think you're supposed to. So that
37:38
Speaker 1: they just had different parents chime in on what they
37:40
Speaker 1: do and what they've done and what works in their leagues.
37:42
Speaker 1: And um they said a lot of times that they'll, um,
37:46
Speaker 1: the kid will design the car and then like mom
37:49
Speaker 1: or dad will cut the wood and then the kid
37:51
Speaker 1: will like assemble the wheels and stuff like that. Um,
37:55
Speaker 1: so you know, the kid plays a part in it,
37:56
Speaker 1: but the adult is doing like the dangerous stuff. Um
37:59
Speaker 1: some uh, some some places to have dad's divisions, so
38:04
Speaker 1: like the dad can just build his own car and
38:05
Speaker 1: raise another dad. Well, yeah, there's like whole racing leagues
38:09
Speaker 1: that are adult leagues technically not Pinewood Derby because Pinewood
38:12
Speaker 1: Derby's like boy Scouts only, um or Scouts only. But
38:16
Speaker 1: there's like non boy Scout affiliated adult racing leagues of
38:20
Speaker 1: this stuff. Yeaht apparently at the Pinewood Derby though, they'll
38:24
Speaker 1: also have dad racism just so you know, hey, you're
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Speaker 1: you haven't matured to the point where you can just
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Speaker 1: participate as a father, so you can raise your other
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Speaker 1: dads if you really need you. That's pretty great. Uh.
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Speaker 1: Some people have car building days where they all get
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Speaker 1: together as a big group into it, which is kind
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Speaker 1: of fun and that ensures that it's more level playing field.
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Speaker 1: And then they this one this is my favorite one.
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Speaker 1: Where is this? I don't think it said where this
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Speaker 1: was this one? Boy Scout troop gives out awards and
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Speaker 1: categories like you had originality, craftsmanship, finish. I think that's common.
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Speaker 1: And then they'll give an award car most likely made
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Speaker 1: by a parent, and so it's sort of a shame
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Speaker 1: of public shaming. Yeah, humiliation, Yeah, but I think I
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Speaker 1: would humiliate the kid too. What they what if they
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Speaker 1: gave you, like a patch to you just earned your
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Speaker 1: patch in public humiliation? Right, this just got a red
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Speaker 1: face Scout on it. Yeah, I don't know. That seems
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Speaker 1: like it would totally embarrass the kids. It's like rubbing
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Speaker 1: your face and your poop. That's exactly what it's like.
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Speaker 1: What else you got? I got nothing else? I got
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Speaker 1: one more thing. So apparently, as far as scale goes,
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Speaker 1: some of these Pinewood Derby cars get up to twenty
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Speaker 1: miles an hour, and if you scaled it up to
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Speaker 1: a normal sized car, that would be in the area
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Speaker 1: of two hundred miles an hour. Yeah. Wow, I think
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Speaker 1: so pretty neat pound for pound, they go pretty quick.
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Speaker 1: So I guess if you're interested in the pine with Derby,
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Speaker 1: go join the Cub Scouts or Boy Scouts or look
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Speaker 1: for a just a recreational league in your town. Right
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Speaker 1: kind of made me want to build one. Oh check,
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Speaker 1: there's nothing stopping you. Yeah, well, actually me, because after
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Speaker 1: about five minutes I was like, yeah, it's fun to
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Speaker 1: up all sorts of cool links. Uh. And I said, uh,
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Speaker 1: search bar in there somewhere, which means it's time for
40:25
Speaker 1: a listener mail. I'm gonna call this um alan Alda experience.
40:34
Speaker 1: That's the second alan all the appearance in this episode
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Speaker 1: that you can't have enough alan Alda references. You know,
40:42
Speaker 1: the Onion went on a little tear where like alan
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Speaker 1: Alda made an appearance and every single one of their
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Speaker 1: slides really Yeah, Dear Charles, Joshua and Jerome, I want
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Speaker 1: to share a quick story about the time I met
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Speaker 1: alan Alda. I had wanted to meet him for most
40:56
Speaker 1: of my life. Like Chuck it, it was a goal.
40:58
Speaker 1: While other kids were watching Full How, I was watching
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Speaker 1: Mash and Dragnet, so that was like me too. I
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Speaker 1: never watch Full House, which is coming back, by the way,
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Speaker 1: did you hear that? No with the original cast? They're
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Speaker 1: remaking it? No? I think Uh, I think it's the
41:14
Speaker 1: original cast. Yeah, it's the original cast, but it may
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Speaker 1: concentrate on the kids version of their house or something.
41:21
Speaker 1: I don't know. Who cares, right, I work as a
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Speaker 1: producer for a radio morning show in in Pittsburgh. My
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Speaker 1: station sponsor a series of talks in which Mr Alda
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Speaker 1: was a part of and I got a chance to
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Speaker 1: meet him at a dinner and um, shake his hand
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Speaker 1: and hand a copy of the book to him of
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Speaker 1: his book to sign. And when I went to do this,
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Speaker 1: a quote gentleman end quote who I can best describe
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Speaker 1: as a forty five year old child. He looks like
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Speaker 1: he comes from old money cut in front of me.
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Speaker 1: I know if that guy's pine would Derby car would
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Speaker 1: be like he said, he think Dudley Moore and Arthur
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Speaker 1: but without the charm. Uh. He looked like he had
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Speaker 1: a scotch in his hand. He slurred the question was
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Speaker 1: hot lips hula hand? Really hot? God? A bunch of
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Speaker 1: this guy and all the handle the situation gracefully because
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Speaker 1: he's Alan Alda. And after a few more embarrassing questions,
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Speaker 1: a guy left and I got to introduce myself properly,
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Speaker 1: and a little bit later I went up to him
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Speaker 1: again to get a formal picture and he remembered my name.
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Speaker 1: I was so excited I didn't get too um. I
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Speaker 1: didn't write to brag or make you jealous, Chuck, but
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Speaker 1: I've been trying to find a reason to write you
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Speaker 1: guys for six years. The talkie gave was very compelling.
42:28
Speaker 1: He talked about living life to the fullest, about his
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Speaker 1: near death experience on a mountaintop in Chile and how
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Speaker 1: it changed his life. Uh. And then he recommends Alan
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Speaker 1: alda memoir which I've also heard as great. So you
42:38
Speaker 1: can just look that up. I heard it's really good,
42:40
Speaker 1: but they're gonna read it. Yeah, this type of a
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Speaker 1: few random words into the search bar and it should
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Speaker 1: bring that up. I think Alan all the memoir. Um.
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Speaker 1: So that's how I met him. And next on my
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Speaker 1: life goal list just to meet Josh and Chuck. So
42:53
Speaker 1: that is from Andy Lindberg, who's a radio radio producer
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Speaker 1: like Jerry. Yeah, in Pittsburgh, p A. They run into
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Speaker 1: each other at the convention every once in a while.
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Speaker 1: How do you stay awake when you guys are doing
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