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DLHS Hour 4 | Five DMs That Come Off Wrong · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Skip. Did I tell you that?
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  Speaker 2: I when I was getting to go to the clave,
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  Speaker 2: I had a straight through flight on Delta and they
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  Speaker 2: canceled the flight and then I had to fly from
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  Speaker 2: New York to UH to New York and then take
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  Speaker 2: a connected flight, which is the most securitiest route ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but get to the good point.
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  Speaker 1: And they put me in a coach.
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  Speaker 2: Behind.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I learned.
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  Speaker 2: I learned it humbled me.
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  Speaker 1: I can relate to these people. Now, that's it. I
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  Speaker 1: could relate to that people welcome.
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  Speaker 2: It's changed me in ways that I never really counted off,
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  Speaker 2: Like what like what I could relate to them?
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  Speaker 4: Like he realized He realized he didn't need all that
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  Speaker 4: extra leg room.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that's not what I needed. But I just
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  Speaker 2: I've looked. Did you say you got to hit rock bottoms?
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  Speaker 2: You know they do, they say you got to hit
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  Speaker 2: rock bottom? But did you did you get there then?
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  Speaker 1: Thirty two? J Well, I'm just telling you I was
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  Speaker 1: in comfort plus.
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  Speaker 3: But you made it right. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: And they did keep bringing me, you know they can't.
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  Speaker 2: We just sorry, Oh, not as sorry as you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be, Not as sorry as you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: having me back here with these commoners put it off.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the Game of I you've been watching
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  Speaker 2: and dress the king is really on the run and
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  Speaker 2: everybody's the king. That's how I felt in the back.
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  Speaker 3: He felt that way in the bass my boot. He
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  Speaker 3: was like, what, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I made a comfort plus because every time you come,
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  Speaker 2: you are say I gotta get at least in comfort plus.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't never understand that, you know, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: understand it. So it has chained me in ways that, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: I can't what are you talking about. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: tell you people, welcome to lend. Can't you see I'm
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  Speaker 2: not different? Can't you look at me? I'm different. My
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  Speaker 2: or is different. Once you've seen that curtain slide with
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  Speaker 2: you on the other side of it, it is a
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  Speaker 2: man skip. I'm telling you something I'll never forget. They
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  Speaker 2: a little slow, and I just saw the looking back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: She that to where he belongs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, our leader is here laughing his ass all this.
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  Speaker 1: I was Odysseus.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you had to come cloak up back
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  Speaker 5: there of people.
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  Speaker 3: You know, know, man, people say I look like you
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's me.
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  Speaker 3: You could tell by the genuine luggage. Wait, don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: There was laughing his ad.
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  Speaker 2: So was so on you you too, and I was
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  Speaker 2: so mad. So selling first because she can go, but
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  Speaker 2: she had to make the arrange.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you were in the economy. That's the same traveling
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  Speaker 3: economy plus.
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  Speaker 2: You travel in the county plus with the same Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The next thing, you're gonna be eating in the water,
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  Speaker 3: the next thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the Madabi of us. Now look at me,
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  Speaker 2: Look at me, you look at me. It was out
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  Speaker 2: this break and move on somewhere, please. I was watching
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  Speaker 2: the feet up. My gosh, you half class. That's where
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  Speaker 2: you were. I touched the leopard.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to send you out on the island.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I knew what it was like, man, I knew
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  Speaker 2: what it was like. They don't bring the car through past it.
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  Speaker 2: They just told you something.
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  Speaker 3: You have to catch it it you can.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like a train seat. Just slide the tree
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  Speaker 2: along the floor thirty two. If you keep sliding her DMS.
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  Speaker 2: But she's not give me any RESPONSEI were gonna tell
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  Speaker 2: you why my top five Jazz gave us five Men's
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  Speaker 2: online DMS that come off it's wrong by Julia Austin
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  Speaker 2: from Adam.
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  Speaker 3: Number five, How old is that picture I have seen?
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta ask filter if it comes off wrong
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  Speaker 5: or not. Number four of the top five men's online
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  Speaker 5: dms that come off wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather not say what I do? You tell me
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  Speaker 3: what you do?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing? I do nothing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do something. Yes, look at that.
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  Speaker 5: Number three of the top five things that men's online
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  Speaker 5: dms that.
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  Speaker 3: Come off wrong. I don't want to get hurt again.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no dude saying that?
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  Speaker 5: Number two, Number two of the top five men's online
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  Speaker 5: dms that come off wrong. Finally, someone hot talking about
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  Speaker 5: to get to you, And the number one of the
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  Speaker 5: top five men's online dms that come off wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Hello beautiful, Hello doll. Nobody says doll.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it's anything.
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  Speaker 5: Like hello gorgeous. You say that a lot, so don't
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  Speaker 5: say no. You say it to any and everybody. Hello, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 5: Look at you losing weight? I'm like, what are you
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  Speaker 5: talking about? How would you say that to them?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you hater?
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  Speaker 3: False hate?
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  Speaker 1: Why a you a hater?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a Hater'm a lover, not a fighter. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: then why did you say something like that, because I
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  Speaker 3: don't think you should tell people things.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that that's any of your business. I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to make I'm trying to make the world better.
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  Speaker 1: What the world?
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  Speaker 2: Niece? Damn, can't you tell that I'm different? Since I
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  Speaker 2: wrote The Road Economy.
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  Speaker 3: Pa, I cannot tell you he's.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Look at look, look look at it, Look at me,
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  Speaker 3: Look at me. Don't I look different?
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  Speaker 2: You can see you like somebody when I got the
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  Speaker 2: player said something different about you.
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  Speaker 1: They did. Yes, you don't know what they said.
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  Speaker 3: You wasn't what did they really say?
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  Speaker 2: It's just something's different about you. You smell like different
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 3: You smell like not the love.
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  Speaker 2: So now from now on you're gonna maybe go back
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  Speaker 2: and visit with them from time.
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  Speaker 3: I think I will because I think that I've seen
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  Speaker 3: the air in my waist.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, we don't know, I think that I'm amongst friends.
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  Speaker 2: I could say this, just stop it right down. It
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  Speaker 2: was an epiphany, of course, where eighty three days away
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  Speaker 2: you remember that eighty three days around the world with uh,
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  Speaker 2: remember that's around around the world eighty days.
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  Speaker 3: There was a song about I remember there was.
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  Speaker 2: Anything anyway? With eighty three days away from the One
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  Speaker 2: Boy's cruise, I can hardly wait. T I Keith Sweat
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  Speaker 2: eric By Karen White with cross. We got King George,
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  Speaker 2: Dave Hollister, Tony Terry, We've got to sail away party
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  Speaker 2: with the legendary kid Capri and my brother's Anthony Anderton
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  Speaker 2: and said to the entertainer, are going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Having that barbecue last night
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  Speaker 1: is the thing?
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  Speaker 3: Is it good?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely? Well? You know what if a dude from
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  Speaker 1: Saint Louis king barbecue?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you come on?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: He from He from Saint Louis and from Compton. If
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  Speaker 2: those dudes can't burn something, then it's a problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You might be right, it's a problem if those two combinations.
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  Speaker 3: But they just do the sauce. Who's doing the meeting?
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  Speaker 6: No, they do, they do all all. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: be clear. I'm trying to be clear. Well, let me
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  Speaker 6: do that for you. They got the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see, we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you got you can secure your spot, So
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  Speaker 2: do that before it's too late. Hit ov twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: six dot com or you can go to two one, four, four,
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  Speaker 2: nine five, nineteen sixty three Jasmine pray to please pray,
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  Speaker 2: tell tell us what'strengtheny.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you what's trendy. Marlon Waans, this
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  Speaker 3: is your guy.
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  Speaker 5: That is my favorite way, favorite wings well. What he
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  Speaker 5: does not believe in hitting kids. Don't spake them as well,
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  Speaker 5: cause a little you know, stir on social media because
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  Speaker 5: everybody has their opinions about you know, printing right, you
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  Speaker 5: know parenting rather, and you know how you discipline your children.
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  Speaker 3: He says, don't hit them.
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  Speaker 5: Don't spank your kids because it shows that you are
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  Speaker 5: a poor communicator.
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  Speaker 3: They are a baby. Why can't you talk to a baby?
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  Speaker 5: Every time you spank your kid, you're taking your potential
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  Speaker 5: best friend and you're making them your enemies.
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  Speaker 2: It's six thousand ways, and I can guarantee all them
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  Speaker 2: got hit.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, they did all of them.
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  Speaker 1: All of them.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Marlon is different than a lot of the other
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  Speaker 2: one and he's my favorite one. I told you at
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  Speaker 2: the time my father died, we need to just call me,
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  Speaker 2: he said. It brings titize me think about it. But Marlon,
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  Speaker 2: I am what locks them boots tied down, ready to
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  Speaker 2: But I believe in knocking kid.
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  Speaker 3: You have to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it's not all. I think you
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  Speaker 3: have to be. These kids will try you. We've seen it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can either you can either you can either
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  Speaker 2: jack them up or abandon them like you did.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, you know you can do that.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, hurt people.
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  Speaker 1: Hurt people, you can you can either.
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  Speaker 2: You can see between between me, who was a spectacular
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  Speaker 2: babysitter and you.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know what. I don't like to be
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  Speaker 3: shamed like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it anyway, take it out of shame.
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  Speaker 5: Did you see where Arianna Grande is stepping back out
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  Speaker 5: of the spotlight because people are so focused on her
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  Speaker 5: looks and how much weight she's lost.
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  Speaker 2: And you know that's everybody, that's everybody. She's very different,
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  Speaker 2: Oprah lizz O. Yeah, uh, that everybody? If you everybody everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, I mean yeah, she's lost quite a bit
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  Speaker 3: of weight.
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  Speaker 5: I remember it first started with her and Cynthia Revo
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  Speaker 5: were doing the press for Wicked two or whatever it was,
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  Speaker 5: and both of them looked very.
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  Speaker 2: Very that's Wicked, you know, man, man, it's nothing that
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  Speaker 2: that that that so yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's so little.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, she says, listen, I need to just
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  Speaker 5: take some time for myself and focus on me and
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  Speaker 5: not worry about all these things that you guys are saying.
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  Speaker 5: But at the end of the day, when you think
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  Speaker 5: about it, when you're on social media, people, whatever you
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  Speaker 5: put out there, people are going to criticize or have
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  Speaker 5: something to say about it.
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  Speaker 3: I would just look at my bank account.
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  Speaker 2: Girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get why people like they talk about
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  Speaker 3: everybody's way.
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  Speaker 5: She should get on this quite like hers, she's quite
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  Speaker 5: a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about Oprah.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, Oprah's lost a lot of weight. You
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  Speaker 5: know what, we can't see her bones. Yeah, we can't
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  Speaker 5: do that.
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  Speaker 3: Oprah lost weight, but not them feet boy, like someone anyway,
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  Speaker 3: that's what's trending off her.
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  Speaker 2: She could pick stuff up on her feet.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't even got to work. Pump se wear catches.
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  Speaker 1: Miss Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, every time you're walking, every time Opra walks, it's
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  Speaker 2: unless he's.
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  Speaker 1: Fielding a grounder.
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  Speaker 3: Marianna. I hope it works out and that's what.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's today. You can show you a twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six edition in case you're going to be in
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  Speaker 2: New York, New York, I'll be there this Friday, Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday at the City Winery to Friday two, Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: one Sunday. If I sound different to you, if you
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  Speaker 2: can notice a change in the timber of my voice,
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  Speaker 2: the timber of it, yeah, if you if you can,
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  Speaker 2: if you can sense something different about me.
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  Speaker 3: It's less aloof what do we think it is?
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  Speaker 2: I think that I'm more centered now.
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  Speaker 1: Look, look I'm telling you, do you know the meaning
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  Speaker 1: you got to squint my.
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  Speaker 3: Own when you look at him like for real?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it used to be.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to say this she said? She said, uh,
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  Speaker 3: it was a young lady.
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  Speaker 2: She was going to Martha's vineyard and she said, are
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  Speaker 2: you going all the way to Martha's bench. I said, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm getting off in New York. And then
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  Speaker 2: she said she touched my hands. She said, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for being here. You've made me so much calmer, and
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  Speaker 2: the flight was so much you don't know, she said that,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know what she said that, you don't know
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  Speaker 2: if she said that.
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  Speaker 3: The rhythm of your snoring just help it.
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  Speaker 2: She said no, But she did, she's she's going to
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  Speaker 2: go to Martha's man, and she touched me, said I'm
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  Speaker 2: so much commerce since you're back here.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, what did she think you were gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: If anything was good? I don't know. She said, she said,
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  Speaker 1: you said you are a beacon of light.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, shut up now, anybody gonna talk to you like
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  Speaker 5: that you're beacon of light.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're going to say.
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  Speaker 2: That you don't you that you just don't know. You
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  Speaker 2: don't know what I what I went through, it was
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  Speaker 2: like a near death experience. It was like that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: how did you see the light is coming from opening
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  Speaker 2: the curtain at first class?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, jas what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well? All that smarial anyway.
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  Speaker 5: So we saw what happened with Michael Jackson's Part one documentary.
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: Now apparently there's a Joe Jackson documentary coming produced by
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  Speaker 5: Marlin that.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be good at all, be good at all, strapped anyway.
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  Speaker 5: It's going to be called the Manager Mythology, The legend.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, as told by the Ninth Guy.
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  Speaker 1: The forward by Reebee Jackson. It's crazy, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That day didn't whoop me.
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  Speaker 1: Skip my man? See them. What did you learn today, man,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm different?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're doing hey man, shouting out to the bros.
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  Speaker 3: We had a good time at the clave over the weekend. Man,
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  Speaker 3: it was incredible. Shout out to Cincinnati, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it now. No, I started out.
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  Speaker 4: What did I commented on that women? Yes, the women
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  Speaker 4: playing brogs and that it was going not the first thing.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't see him the first nime, I didn't see him.
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  Speaker 4: We're calling over from Kentucky. But then second night, Man
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  Speaker 4: and I went to the same place because I can't
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  Speaker 4: even say, and they were in there.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was the extra from below.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was doing the week So maybe that
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  Speaker 4: the Thursday night and they didn't come out, but by
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  Speaker 4: the time we got the Friday, it was off chain.
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  Speaker 1: Man imported these bro change o. No a good time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for us.
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  Speaker 2: On the next Deal Hugly Show, we're gonna be talking
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: to songwriter singer songwriter Eric Belizer. Plus we're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: giving a deserving soone the Shoebery of the Week Award,
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: and it is the Dal Hugly Show. We will definitely
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  Speaker 2: see you on the other side, Kayle, my favorite show
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  Speaker 2: of bus operator or pull lestrade. We got to go
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  Speaker 2: well up, well up. It is the dal Huglely Show.
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  Speaker 2: See you on the other side.