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184: Q&A - The Boobcast · Wine & Audacity

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: You look good in yellow, sis.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: The titties is titty, you know. What's up, y'all? Happy Wednesday.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: I'm taking donations. For what? Everything. Oh, okay. Okay. Turn up, sis.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Bienvenido a noticias. Salon titties.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: Teddies, Teddies, Salmon Teddies.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: That's what I know.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Teddies, Salmon Feed Pigs.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Las Tetas.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: Tetas.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: And welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: The Boobcast.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Podcast. The Boobcast. The Boobcast.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Shit, we might have hit 20,000 followers by now if
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: it was the Boobcast.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: That's the episode title. The Boobcast. The Boobcast.
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: While I'm typing, I'm your host, Brandon Sicard, and I'm
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: joined by two of my favorite people in the world.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: How are y'all feeling this week?
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you for asking. We are feeling fine on the boobcast.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Just the boobcast.
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: On the boobcast.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with him?
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: So, my phone auto spell corrected. Hey, smoke detector. Boob
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: cast to boob clot.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't change the battery yet.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: I forgot. She forgot.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: I don't hear the shit upstairs.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm not Jamaican. So, I don't type rice
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: clot and boba clot in my phone. But it went
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: from it auto corrected from boob cast to boob clot. C-L-A-A-T.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: My God, today. Man, What's new, y'all?
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: I work with a Jamaican guy, so others listen to
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: him talk. And I only understand about 45 and a
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: half percent of what he be saying most of the time.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: I just know it. That's my homie, though. I love him.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: And Miss Shauna.
• 2:09
  Speaker 5: You know those awkward moments when you're out with people.
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: You could know them or not know them, but y'all
• 2:12
  Speaker 5: are in the middle of a conversation in a very
• 2:14
  Speaker 5: loud place. And you can't really make out what they're
• 2:17
  Speaker 5: saying over the ambient noise. So after them repeating themselves
• 2:20
  Speaker 5: two or three times, you're just like.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh-huh.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: Write it down I was like yeah okay that happened
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: yeah but what's next uh huh for real you lying.
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: And then they turned like I don't know what the
• 2:35
  Speaker 5: fuck they said to you oh okay yeah no idea.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: Stupid and mad at guns but it is October it
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: is and it is soup.
• 2:49
  Speaker 5: Season it is I bought ingredients yesterday to make me
• 2:54
  Speaker 5: some chicken tortilla soup.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: Did you? Yeah, boy.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: I made some last week.
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: Costco has the rotisserie chicken.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: Now, it's overpriced, but it's pre-pulled. It's in like the zip.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, you got me that before. I'm used to make
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: buffalo chicken.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's easy, you know. But, you know, they sell the.
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: The packets of, I think it's two pounds of the
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: rotisserie chicken pre-shredded in like the vacuum seal bags. I
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: think at Costco, when I got it, it was like $ 11.
• 3:24
  Speaker 6: It's cheaper for me just to.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Just buy the chicken and shred it.
• 3:29
  Speaker 6: I bought that too because that's only $ 4.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you spent $ 4 on a rotisserie chicken, bro.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: And just shred the shit. But for the buffalo dip,
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I was making a small portion of it when you
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: bought me the one in a day. But when I
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: got to make them big-ass pans for parties, I'm like, yeah,
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: I might as well just buy a damn chicken breast
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: and cook them myself.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cheap. It's much cheaper.
• 3:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I bought ingredients to do that, to make chicken
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: tortilla soup.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: I took my boss some. He going to put the
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: bowl back on my desk. And it's like, I see
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: it's clean. That means that you take it home and
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: put something else in it when you feel like it.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, OK. I don't feed my coworkers. I
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: feed these niggas. I don't feed my coworkers.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: Just certain ones.
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: I don't fool with anybody like that.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I take that back because I did make
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: lasagna for the Christmas party.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: I made, well, that's a lot.
• 4:16
  Speaker 5: Years ago, maybe a decade ago at this point, I
• 4:19
  Speaker 5: did bring in shrimp and grits for all of my coworkers.
• 4:21
  Speaker 5: I was in the cooking mood and literally made shrimp
• 4:24
  Speaker 5: and grits for everybody on my team.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: But that was a one and done thing. I'm like,
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: I ain't doing all this.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to make that smothered cabbage.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm... Soup and comfort meals. Yes, it is. Now,
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: I'm watching my figure because, you know, my birthday shoot
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: soon come. But.
• 4:44
  Speaker 6: I watched mine expand.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: I'm losing. I'm losing.
• 4:47
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to lose weight. You know, I'm looking like
• 4:50
  Speaker 5: a big ass blueberry. I can't do it.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: I'm just rotund in all wrong places. Not a blueberry.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Neck all thick. You know. Front and back.
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: Um, having a thick neck is not fun because this
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: makes it a little bit harder to turn, you know,
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: in case you need to look around real fast.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: Figure out what's going on.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: You know, thick ass neck.
• 5:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: But I am planning on making a chicken pot pie bake.
• 5:11
  Speaker 5: So, me and my best friend Antoine, hey Ant, he,
• 5:15
  Speaker 5: this really, whenever he comes into town, he's like, can
• 5:17
  Speaker 5: you cook us a chicken pot?
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, make a chicken pot pie. So, I'm
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: going to do a chicken pot pie bake. Are you
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: going to do it with? Cheddar baked biscuits. Yeah. Usually
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: what I do is, instead of doing like a traditional
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: chicken pot pie.
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  Speaker 1: You don't taste that.
• 5:34
  Speaker 5: In like a pie dish, it's like a deconstructed chicken
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  Speaker 5: pot pie in a casserole dish, but you just put
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  Speaker 5: the biscuits on top and let the biscuits rise in
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  Speaker 5: the pie.
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: Can't do that shit.
• 5:45
  Speaker 5: Usually I just do it with grounds. I mean, the
• 5:48
  Speaker 5: recipe I use calls for homemade biscuits, bitch. I don't
• 5:50
  Speaker 5: have counter space for all that shit. So I just
• 5:52
  Speaker 5: buy tubes of Grahams buttermilk. Just pop them bitches right
• 5:57
  Speaker 5: there in the thing and pop that bitch in the oven.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: Nikita also do, like, she put the biscuits in a
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: muffin tin.
• 6:04
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: And then cook the soup and that shit. Boy, I'm like, yo,
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: do my shit.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: I said, or make some pull-aparts.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pull-apart, yeah, garlic.
• 6:15
  Speaker 5: Somebody did that with the Cheddar Bay biscuit mix where
• 6:18
  Speaker 5: they mixed it together and And then put garlic and
• 6:21
  Speaker 5: stuff in it. And then put them in the muffin
• 6:23
  Speaker 5: tin and let them expand into like pull apart rolls.
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: I think I might have sent it to you on TikTok, Shauna.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: You might have.
• 6:30
  Speaker 5: This lady who does, me and her just send recipes
• 6:32
  Speaker 5: to each other back and forth on TikTok and social media.
• 6:35
  Speaker 5: But it was a lady who does like appetizers and stuff.
• 6:38
  Speaker 5: She says it's her pre-dinner snack. So she did potatoes
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: or like tater tots. She had like a 12 compartment
• 6:47
  Speaker 5: muffin tin, three tater tots in each. She smashed them all,
• 6:51
  Speaker 5: put breakfast sausage in on top of them, and then
• 6:55
  Speaker 5: put cheese on the top of them, and then let
• 6:57
  Speaker 5: them cook and mix. And it was real crispy.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I saw somebody do it like that. They added eggs
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: on made breakfast muffins.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: I would do that, but I'm fat, so I add
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: sausage and bacon.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: And all kinds of shit like that. I might do
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: that shit.
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I'll send it to you. I think it
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: was literally just it was just, let's see.
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: I got into a real cooking mode.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Brown stew chicken.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: I did. I made steak tacos with some honey jerk sauce.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds good, bro.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: And I seasoned it with adobo and like a marinade
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: and honey jerk sauce. Then cooked it and then poured
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: it back in like you would do the ground beef. So, yeah,
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: we was good. You know, I toasted the tortillas because
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: Kater don't like soft tacos. So I made a good
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: I made a little I love soft tacos Yeah I
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: made a little I put some cheese On the tortilla
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  Speaker 3: And then you know I wrapped it in Crunchy taco
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  Speaker 3: Wrapped the crunchy taco Mm-hmm Okay Yeah.
• 8:08
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you just be in mood For a taco You
• 8:10
  Speaker 5: know the leaves Is falling on the trees It's getting
• 8:12
  Speaker 5: cool out Thank God Mm-hmm You can mix and match
• 8:17
  Speaker 5: Your clothes I can't just walk around With t-shirts and
• 8:19
  Speaker 5: a sweat rag You know I can lay it up
• 8:22
  Speaker 5: Which for me Layering is a light sweater Because you
• 8:24
  Speaker 5: know Thickens.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: But it's burger season. I mean, it's burger season for me.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: Nigga, I could go for a fucking smash burger. Me
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: and Trace was gonna get them before he left the school.
• 8:36
  Speaker 5: But I've been craving like a good, just like a
• 8:39
  Speaker 5: bacon cheeseburger with a patty meal.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: Seasoned burger.
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: I took, I made, I did, yo.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: I can go for the seasoned burger.
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: It has to be seasoned.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can make you a burger. Nigga, I'm not
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: infused up. No, it's not infused. But I just don't
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: feel like making it. It ain't infused.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: I got my burger seasoning and all that stuff.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: Homemade guacamole. She put them on. They're some big ass chips.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Homemade guacamole? Fuck no.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: It's a texture thing.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, avocado. She ate it too.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: She said, who the fuck wants to eat air?
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: That's essentially what it tastes like. You got to add
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: seasoning to it.
• 9:14
  Speaker 5: What I used to make when I was working at
• 9:16
  Speaker 5: home during lockdowns, I would make avocado toasts with guacamole
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: from Costco, but I would add everything but the bagel
• 9:23
  Speaker 5: seasoning to it and smoked paprika on top of Ezekiel
• 9:26
  Speaker 5: bread and some salt, pepper, and cherry tomatoes cut in half.
• 9:30
  Speaker 7: Boy.
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was fucking that up. I used to eat
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: that for breakfast every day with my eggs.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: We on camera. See? We get the trick. It's fall.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: What y'all making for the fall? What y'all cooking? It's
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: like recipes.
• 9:45
  Speaker 5: I'm still on my BLT kit. Heirloom tomatoes are no
• 9:48
  Speaker 5: longer in season. But tomatoes are still the brand.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: I made some dirty spaghetti a couple weeks ago. That
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: was fantastic.
• 9:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: That shit ain't last.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: It was gone. Oh, speaking of food.
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: It was gone speaking of food I didn't bring this
• 10:02
  Speaker 5: up last episode but for for brother's 40th birthday I
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: made short rib lasagna for the group I made for
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: them bitches me and Key our fourth co-host Key we
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: got the small ones And Denise, too, got the big
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: pads of lasagna.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I needed the big pad because I had to share
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: because my family was in town. And Brandon come walking
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: through the door and I was like, fuck. So I
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: ended up having to share. Mine lasted to the next day.
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: This one, when I had, now, mind you, when I
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: made the lasagna, they were literally had been out of
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: the oven.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: So they were still warm from the oven. She said,
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: Sat the lasagna on the table, went in the kitchen,
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: got a fork, sat down, and literally peeled the fool
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: off and started eating it right out of the pan.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: I said, well.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: I had to taste test it.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did the same shit.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: It was fantastic.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: And the first thing I put my fork into was
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: a big piece of damn short rib.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: I said, ah, ah, ah. She turned them up, took
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: a piece short. She was like... Mm-hmm.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: And then my aunt said, this is some good kimchi food.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: This is, Brandon, you should make.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: A video making this online.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: This is delicious. No. But I took brother's food. Me
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: and my family had private from karaoke that day. So
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I bought brother's food here and then dropped it off
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: to him after we left the karaoke. I was hoping
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: he forgot. I was.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: I was going to freeze it.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: I wasn't getting that lasagna.
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: I've owed that man that lasagna for what, three or
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: four years, brother?
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry. I forgot. That's cool though. But I made it
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: for you. It was your birthday.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: So I took it over.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: He said he woke Keita up and was like, I
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: tried it. I was.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, try this shit. This nigga only make this
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: shit once every seven years.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: We get that once a year. We get gumbo once
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: a year. Unless it's a really, really, really special occasion.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Like if somebody requested for their birthday, we might get gumbo.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: They don't request. They don't be asking me to make
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: food for them. These are the only niggas I'm looking for.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about us. Y'all don't ask me to cook
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: for y'all.
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: Not regularly. Not regularly.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Well, can I put my bid in for gumbo?
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving? Okay.
• 12:13
  Speaker 6: I'll go back to Thanksgiving.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 12:16
  Speaker 7: Refat.
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: When I make gumbo every year, usually I do a
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: pot for myself. And I basically pre-portion the shit. I
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: have like the the screw top storage containers I have
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: about 8 or 9 of them I make gumbo put
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: them bitches in my freezer so I have gumbo to
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: eat throughout the year I did toss the gumbo I
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: had because.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: It was in there for like two or three years.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: I just tossed one that was in my freezer down here, too.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I forgot it was in there. I forgot it was
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: in there. It's been in there for at least two
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: or three years. I forgot it was in there.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I was singing End of the Road over the damn
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: trash can. I wanted that fucking gumbo.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: But last year, my nephew, Shannon, asked me to make gumbo.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: I had that nigga doing the prep work. And I
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: made gumbo containers for Sean and Keanu and bought them,
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: hand-delivered them to him. to their houses on Thanksgiving because
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: when I went back to my sister's house after dinner,
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: the pot was cleaned out the next day.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, these niggas in here, y'all eat. In fact,
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Shannon only ate gumbo. He didn't eat that Thanksgiving. He
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is delicious.
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: I saw that gumbo.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I love cooking for my niggas. And my mother left her.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: For several months. I love cooking for my people. But anyway,
• 13:24
  Speaker 5: enough yapping about food. It's time for question of the week.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: I'm cool this time.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. I wanted to give you space.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Time and space.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: You know, just trying to show respect.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Singing in the background. More fire. The top five podcasts.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Wanda. Wanda. Wanda.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Wanda.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Wanda. Lord Jesus. Lord.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: You didn't start it. I'm sorry.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I got where I was.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: You know one thing I'm learning about myself as I
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: get closer to 40? I'm a lot more limber than
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I thought I was.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I'm about to start doing some calisthenics.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I need to do something. Yo, go find that nigga
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: on Instagram that do the little 90s aerobics show. You know,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: do the little ambidextrous. You want to slam right down.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Baby.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Switch.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: You gonna slow right down by the time I told you.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be just like, just like Tommy. Like, what's
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: your name? What's your name? Tommy. It's time for question
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: of the week.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: And on the question of the week, second one of
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: the show, I scoured the interwebs. Read my TikTok FYP
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: because where the hell else would I look?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: You just lay right on my foot.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Like last time, it's coming from threads. We featuring over
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: the threads more. Yes, indeed.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: I can do a lot of shenanigans over on threads.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: A lot of shenanigans.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: So, I scoured the interwebs on the sites I just mentioned.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Save them on a group chat and pull them up
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: for y'all.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Knock the head, head gunk. What's the worst dating experience
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: you had? My boyfriend died from COVID and his wife called.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: The one he divorced him was living in New York.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Lied.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: We met and she asked if I wanted some of
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: his ashes because he was cremated. I declined. Wow.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: My boyfriend died.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: And his wife called.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Damn, bro.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: How y'all niggas be doing that shit? Niggas be holding
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: like 20 year relationships and shit.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Whole families.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Stand over, stand over, and stand over and go in
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: the family, get together and shit and got a whole
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: wife and kids.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Some people, they do shit like that. Alright, let's get
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: it in. That's wrong. Loud and wrong. Let's get it started.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? The man I
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: was dating, Syracuse's Ticiously.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to read that over again.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: The man I was dating surreptitiously recorded all of our
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: sexual interactions without telling me. I found out when he
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: sent me a clip. He said he'd only done it
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: one time. I reported it to the police. Their investigation
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: revealed that he had not only done it one time.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: He had also not only done it to me. When
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: the police put out a press release looking for other victims,
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: he killed himself.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Dirty bastard. Dirty rotten scoundrel.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Child.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Of course he would take the coward's way out instead
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of fucking dealing with the aftermath of the shit that
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: he did.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: That is the aftermath of the shit he did. He said, nah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: y'all ain't catching me today.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Stupid motherfucker.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: That thing is loud.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: At least you didn't share a clean call.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was a fast ass cycle.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I thought I just put this stuff in there.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Rating.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Earned. Don't jump off a bird's butt.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to the next one, shall we? Please.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: What's the worst dating experience you had?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I went.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: To a date. I went on a date to a
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: place called local here in Memphis in Midtown. He took
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: me to look around at all the white women with
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: rings and said, I'd never see a room full of
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: black women with rings.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Then he drove me through South Memphis, threatening to leave
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: me in the hood. He finally drops me off and says,
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think this.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Is going to work. You think? You think, bitch? Sir,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I thought I was on a hell date. I was
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: just happy you didn't unalive me. What in the absolute fuck?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. You'll never see him again.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: That's like that white boy that's all over the internet
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: keep telling black men to leave black women alone and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: black women are this and they are that and they
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: this and they that sir if you want some of
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the chocolate just say that bitch that one little pretty
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: black girl that turned you down in the first grade
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: and you done hated black women since go to hell
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: where nobody want you Opie.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody come to see you Otis the fuck Raiden
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: This bitch saying Opie.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you got a life, sis. That's scary. People
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: just dying that they never died before.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: She did also say in one of the follow-up comments
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: to somebody that responded to her was this was pre-Uber.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. But y'all, this ain't just for ladies.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: It's for everybody. Okay.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't pretty taxi. Y'all ain't got taxis in Memphis.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Your transportation to a first date or first few dates
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: should be on you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Make sure you always have an out.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Don't back yourself into a corner. A Uber, a taxi,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: your homegirl. Your homegirl, your cousin. Your car parked around
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: the corner.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Yep. Your cousin who don't mind going to jail.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: We all got a couple of them. Hello.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Just put some money on their books so they can
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: make them a hookup.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: They be alright.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: They can sit for 30, 60 days for cleaning that
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: nigga clock.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Protect yourself on these dates and know how to ask
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: for angel shot.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I'll let you research it on your own time.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Save your life.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? I dated the
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: guy who was married and lied about it. He introduced
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: me to his family who were in town for his
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: cousin's birthday. Whole time, it was actually for his wedding reception.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Child.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: We got matching tattoos two days after said reception. He
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: invited me to Cabo for Mother's Day after taking me
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: to Savannah for my birthday. Whole time, he was leaving
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: his wife at home for Mother's Day.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: He canceled her birthday trip.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: It took me to Costa Rica for his birthday with
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: his best friend and best friend's girlfriend.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: No, so the best friend ain't shit neither.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: He also pressured me to meet my son. Thank God
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: I didn't let him. He wanted to have a baby
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: with me while telling his wife he would have one
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: with her. Oh, and he lives four minutes away from me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: He basically tried to build a whole life with me
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: while married. Wife found out and asked about everything.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I told her the truth.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: He went to church and got baptized the next weekend,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: and now they're expecting baby number two.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Child. Child, so, Lord have mercy. Baby, baby, listen. Baby, listen.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You dog's a bully. Let the wife have him.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't that much love in the motherfucking world. I don't
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: give a damn if they baptize him in Jesus' tears.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: He still ain't worth a damn. And the best friend
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ain't worth a damn neither. And neither is the best
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: friend's girlfriend. Because you knew he was married and you
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: went on a damn trip and he didn't put his
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: side chick on the trip with you and your man
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: unless the girlfriend was the side bitch too.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Now that I think about it. Maybe.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Them bitches was just damn greens and potatoes ass.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Because I'm sorry. If we in a relationship and we going.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I ain't being on her side bitch because she didn't know.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: But the thing is if me and my partner are
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: on a long term relationship I was at my partner's
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: best friend's wedding. I know the partner's, the best friend's partner. Wife, husband, whomever.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: How you doing?
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: But, the following, a month later, we go on a
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: couple's trip and somebody new pops up.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: That ain't your spouse. I'm telling. Um, hi.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Who are you? Who are you?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: His girl. I'm like, does Emily know about that? Um,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I'm telling.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, babe. No, don't tell me to be quiet. Tell
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: me it ain't my motherfucking business. Because if you condoning
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: this shit, that means you doing it too.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: So guess what?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Y'all got it. No, no.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Hey, girl. Hey, what you doing? Nothing. Just
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: on my trip. I took you to the sophomore last week.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Your husband? Your husband here with some bitch.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I'm telling. You want to talk? Oh, she on call.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I think she's about to call.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's her?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girl. He's married. I don't... We just went to
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: their wedding like a month ago. He's a newlywed. Like
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: a new newlywed. I'm telling. Don't give me wrapped up
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: in your shit. Don't put me in no bullshit like that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Any comments, bro? Dirty bastards. My bad, Chase. I keep
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: kicking the damn dog. I don't know. It's like I
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: hear all of that. Like I hear all of that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 9: And then it's like, yo, you sent the best friend.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Like, you went around the best friend.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: It's like, yo, that nigga know that you couldn't break
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: up with him.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. What?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I was just waiting to see what you was going
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to say so I know whether I had to backhand
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you or not.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, bro. Like, I'm just saying. It's like, yo,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: that could be dusty.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: And that's the announcement right there.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You bring a new bitch. Bring a new bitch. Because
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: you get rid of the old bitches. Like, we celebrating. What? Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You might celebrate and I might trip your ass into
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: the pool. But I do. No, but I do.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: I would say, but I would say as your best
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: friend person.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to call, make a phone call.
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: Just to, you know, just to make sure shit kosher.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Next one. Cool. Next one.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? I worked in
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: the wedding industry at the time. My boss asked me
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: to sit in on one of our new clients tomorrow morning.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: The guy I was dating came in with his fiance
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: and child and I took notes on their wedding.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: For the venue. He looked like he saw a ghost.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Dirty dog. Atomic dog. I feel like... Snoop Doggy dog.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like... I wouldn't have, I.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Would have gotten enough satisfaction from sitting there watching you
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: squirm in front of your wife who does not know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: your fiance who does not know what's happening.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: And I would be asking like questions.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, how did y'all meet?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: That is amazing. How long have you guys been together?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm new here. But you know, I'm a
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: new associate. But you know, congratulations on your wedding. You
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: have a dress yet? Oh, I can recommend something. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: know some amazing places. Um, You, sir? Look, you are
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: a whiskey guy. He is. He is a whiskey guy.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I wonder how I could have known that. What is it?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: You like old fashions? I knew it. What man you
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: know that don't like old fashions? I knew it. I
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: like old fashions. Let me guess. You like cigars, too, right?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: See?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I have a sixth sense for these things. You like
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: yours a little richer, not sweet. It's almost like we
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: know each other. It's like a kindred soul. Wow.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I can't work with y'all niggas.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: This nigga a buster, he just get up and walk
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: out the room like, uh.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: So what are some of your mustaches for the wedding?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: So what's the scar on your face? Oh, no, he
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: had a car accident when he was 12? It almost
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: looks like you slammed your face in something. What?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And the wife, that wife don't pick up that bitch's face.
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: The wife wouldn't.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Be any wiser the wife wouldn't.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: You could say it's just for the client and he's
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: squirming because she's asking pointed questions the wife wouldn't pick up.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like I noticed you moving around I'm like do
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you have to use the restroom we have one in
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: You know about the back don't you I do next
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: one What's the worst dating experience you've had? Make sure
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: it's the window first.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: And Clay? And I who? Scat is not a thing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: See how we circle back the food from last time?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Let's start that one.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: What is the worst dating experience you've had?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I met a guy for drinks.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I met a guy for drinks.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: He told me right when I left that he was
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: going to be late and he asked if we could delay.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: For an hour.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: By then, I was on my way but said, okay.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I arrived 30 minutes after that.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: He meets me at the bar and tells me how
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: handsome I was and then proceeds to check out and
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: comment on every guy he found out at the bar.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: We talked and got along fine, and then he suggested
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: we go somewhere else. For some idiotic reason, I agreed.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: We go to another bar, and he continues to check
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: out other guys. He starts playing pool without me and
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: then starts talking to other guys if he's disappearing to
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: smoke cigarettes. I can see him outside making out with
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: another guy. I decide to leave just as his friends
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: show up. He then asks all lovey-dovey asking me not
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: to leave. I tell him to fuck off and not
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: call me again. The next day, I sent him an email.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: This was over 20 years ago, by the way. They
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: told him exactly what he did was wrong and how
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: much of a jerk he was. He responded that he
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: knew he was and doesn't know why he acted the
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: way he did and apologized.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I blocked him. There's more, but these are the basics. Name.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: That's a name. I'm a third. Yeah, that was a name.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: He showed up 30 minutes late, which you were gracious about.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Then on top of that, he's at the bar with
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: you on your dates.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Asking, engaging with other men at the bar in your face.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I would have said, well, sir, you seem occupied. So,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: have a good night. I'm good on you.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I remember one time going to, I was supposed to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: be meeting somebody at this bar, at a restaurant, because
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ladies drive yourself.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And, he never showed up.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Didn't answer the phone when I called him, when I texted.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, what I'm not going to do is
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: do this. So, I gladly called Keith And he ended
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: up coming to meet me the other day. He said, oh,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: it's right at the bar. He got us some food
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: and something to drink.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: And I had a good rest of my damn day.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Now, this was like, I don't even think y'all was,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think y'all ain't moved back in town yet.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Y'all was still out of town. This was years ago.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I was probably safe. This was years ago. It was
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: probably safe to come. But y'all never showed up and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I never heard from them again.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, it was your freaking idea. And
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: then you don't show up. Make it make sense.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: But, um, people just ain't with me. That's why. You
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: could have just left me alone. Yep.
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: You could have just let me sit here and eat
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: my damn food. You could have left me alone. I
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: don't understand people and their shenanigans. Better play Shanann once,
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: then you want Shanann again.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That part. Mm, mm-mm.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Well, shit, it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Hurts.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Next one. I feel like you better tell us how
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: foolishness begins. Special sauce can be fun.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Next one.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: What's the worst dating experience you've had? Oh, wait. That
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: was the one I just read. That's not bad. I'm
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: using it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Some people like being used. No, you just keep on
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: using me. All right. Next one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? I haven't changed
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: my numbers since, like, high school. I met a thick,
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: dark-skinned frat kickback in college that asked for my number
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: and then later asked me to date.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I agreed.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: He canceled that minute while I was getting ready. Tried
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: to hang out at mine soon after.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I said no. After a while, he asked me on
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: another date. The same thing happened. So, I blocked him
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and moved on.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: He then relentlessly stalked me on every social media site
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: for the next decade. Every few years, he would add
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: me on something to try to be in.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: He's an effing creep. Sir, go ahead. Sir, you just
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: going to leave me like that, bro?
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: You just going to sit and mess with me, yo?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: What you mean, yo? So people like Westy get turned.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: That's all they're here for. Especially if you keep giving
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: them access.
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: Sometimes you have to tell people to go to hell
• 31:55
  Speaker 10: the first time and mean it.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: You keep your fucking distance. And let them stay in hell.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Everybody don't mean you good.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Some people just want access to you to have something
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: in their face.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: They don't want nothing from you but energy and time.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: You look up 15 years later, you've been dealing with
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: somebody that you gave his cancer-ridden mother.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: And he's sailing off into the sunset to go on
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: your honeymoon.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Y'all are still leaving comments on that post.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Two months later.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Up damn soon. See y'all, we love y'all. Next one,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: speaking of, that's called the segue. What's the worst dating
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: experience you had? My fiance left me a week before
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: the wedding, but we already paid for our honeymoon cruise,
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: so we still went on the cruise with both our families.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: He made out with women in front of my room.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: He saw me talking to a.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Guy at the nightclub and ended up giving the guy
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: my room key and telling him to come.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Great. The guy found me the next day and told
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: me what happened and told me to leave him alone
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: because he's crazy and can't be my rookie back. Then,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: his sister tried to kill me. So why'd they break up?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Was it on him? It wasn't. He left her a
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: week before he went. So, you leave her, move on.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Now I understand. Y'all already paid for this shit, so
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: y'all ain't leaving. This is going to go. You feel me?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I get that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: However, you left her. Follow-up question. Somebody asked her what happened.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Or asked for more detail. It was a huge argument.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Security got involved and warned us about jailing Mexico, so
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: everyone went back to their rooms. We got back home
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and he moved in with his mother, but not before
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: taking all the light bulbs, the food, and my hair
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: care products out of the house.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: We took a break. Tried counseling. He fucked the counselor.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: She ended it for good after that. Oh, I hope
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: you got the bitch fired. That's a violation. Somebody then asked...
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I'm reading the comments, y'all.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: All the good shit be in the comments. Getting the
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: meat in the comments. Following comment. I'm so happy that
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: you're out of that situation.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: If you don't mind my asking, what made you want
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: to do counseling instead of leaving when you betrayed your
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: trust and safety in such a big way? Hope he responds.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I was young, dumb, in love, mixed with Stockholm Syndrome.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Y'all been there before. He was abusive, so I couldn't live.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: He found me every time. He isolated me from everyone.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Felt like I could help him.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: You live in your life.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: My Lord.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: And she did say that somebody else asked about the counselor.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: She said that she was reported and she lost her license.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: What you want? I hope this shit was perfect.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Or what?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine? No.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be counseling these folks and you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Get burnt over on the table by a brick.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Next one. What's the worst dating experience you had? I
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: have quite a few of those, but one of the
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: most haunting stories involves a stripper.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Shortly after we met, we began talking for hours per
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: day Every day.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm talking text messages and phone calls.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: My instincts told me to never go out with him
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: because something felt off about him.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: The spark eventually faded for obvious reasons.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: He ended up on first 48 for unaliving a single
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: mom and burning her car and trying.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: To hide that. Jesus. My God, today, tomorrow, the day
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: after that. What kind of shenanigans? Trust your intuition. If
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: something don't feel right about somebody.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Let him.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Alone, leave him with that. Baby, you dodged a bullet. Literally.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: And I know sometimes that shit might be hard to do,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: but your body reacts before you actually unconsciously think about
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: that shit.
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: My Lord.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: You just got to learn what we say about it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: You need to learn the signs.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: All right, all right.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I told people all the time, y'all want these men
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: that's all crazy about you.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, he don't play about you. It's funny. It's funny
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: to see him knocking in between the stove and the refrigerator.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Or it's funny until you come outside your house with
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: the trash on you and you see that nigga sitting
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: on the hood of your car.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Like, bitch. You live in a gated community. You come
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: in here and take the trash out. He's sitting on
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: your couch like, I locked the door. How you get in?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Don't rub my dick, bitch. You ain't never seen me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: That shit ain't cute. That talk is good.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: When I say don't play about me, I mean they
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: take care of me, they respect me, they love me,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: they ain't going to let nobody disrespect me.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Not you going crazy because a nigga said excuse me
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: to me because he bumped into me in the supermarket.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: And now you know that nigga, you fucking him? That's
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: not funny.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Nigga, you were in the fucking federal courthouse behind armed
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: guards and shit.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: He pop up at your desk bringing you lunch like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: how the fuck you getting in here?
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: No.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want that kind of thing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: And if a man ever told me he loved me
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: to death... Bitch, what'd I tell you? You ain't helping me, bitch.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: If a man told me he loved me to death,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I'm changing my name to Cochita and moving to Venezuela.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be loved. Next one, Lord Jesus.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: What is the worst dating experience you had? Love me.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Love me, baby.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: That song is by an artist called Jameson, JMSN.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: He's a damn good R & B artist.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: If you're into indie R & B, the song is
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: called Love Me and the artist is Jameson.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: He's damn good. Check him out. Next one.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? The craziest, though
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: not the worst. A guy bought a BMW to impress
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: me and then slept in it outside my house without
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: my knowing.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I immediately bailed, of course.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: But later, found out he got disbarred as an attorney
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: for smuggling people across the U.S.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And Mexico border in his truck.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: That's a whole lot, a whole lot.
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: That's a brand new $ 7.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: 45. That's a whole lot. That was an episode of
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Head for Head.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Like that when he was, when the guy Mona was dating,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Dee Dee saw him sleeping, living out of his, his,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: his bins. And he said he had made some bad investments,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: but the car was already paid for in cash and
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: he had lost the apartment.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: So he was living in the car.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And she said, so why not just sell the car
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and get a place to live?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Like. Logic, logic will tell you everything you need to know.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Listen to your logic and your intuition. So shit don't
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: sound right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: It ain't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: The bus, your feet, get a scooter. Next one.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: What's the worst dating experience you had? I had a
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: guy break into my house and I came into my
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: room and he was laying in my bed with all
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: my stuffed animals. I screamed and screamed and then I ran.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: I was 14. After this, my dad caught him and
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: dealt with him. But that year, he continued to do
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: crazy things like shut off my power or stalk me
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: at school. And finally, his parents sent him to a
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: psych ward. He continued to stalk me while I was
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: in my 20s. I gave him Facebook profiles and all.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Sorts of other stuff. What did not happen? They sent
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: it to the site. Well, how the fuck did you
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: get access? Come on. Once he got released. Great. Bethany,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: you're never leaving me. I'm going to find you. I
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: will not be ignored, babe.
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: What was she doing with the fucking stuff?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Get away from me, Eric. Get away from me. I'm itching.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: oh hell.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: No let's do a couple more um okay what's the
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: worst dating experience you had i was dating this guy
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: and things were starting to get pretty serious between us
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: but i could always tell that he was hiding something
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: from me He told me he was on trial for
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: attempted unaliving. He sent me the news article, and the
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: story was that his brother got into a fight with
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: one of the neighbors, and when things escalated, he jumped
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: in and stabbed the guy, messed him up pretty badly,
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: and then took off on the run.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Things very obviously shortly ended after that.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: Mm-mm.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Sir, you are violent. That was a whole lot.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: You couldn't just kick his ass?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You understand?
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: What?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Goodness gracious.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, niggas got in an argument. The motherfucker get to go.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Bitch, no. Go, my brother. You bitch.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Then they said that nigga right.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you, mama.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Run the way. How the fuck? He might get mad
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: at you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, your ass in there looking like
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Swiss cheese.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm. Run. Moving along.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: This nigga out here cutting tuna for legs.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Not tuna for legs.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Final one before moving to Q & A segment. What
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: is the worst dating experience you've had? I dated a
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: guy for four years who broke it off by leaving
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: a note in my car. We live in a super
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: small town. It come to find out everyone, including my parents,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: knew that he had been cheating with this girl for
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: the majority of the time that we were together. I
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: found out not by anyone telling me, but because I
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: went to the doctor and he had given me a
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: freaking STD, thankfully a curable one. I was only sleeping
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: with him. That chud married the other girl like a
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: month after we broke up. Unfortunately, I really loved this
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: narcissistic asshole and was completely devastated by the whole thing.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: I ended up having to move because I would see
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: him out and about almost daily and was so sick
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: of all the pitying looks from everyone all the time.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Like I said, we lived in a super small place. Also,
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: he was super emotionally abusive and I developed an eating
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: disorder because he always said that I was fat. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: ended up being 104 pounds at 5'7 with a big frame.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: It was gross. My sister was so worried and asked
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: me if I had AIDS because I was so skeletal.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: And that concludes question of the week.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody 5'7 got no business being 104 damn pounds.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: That is not healthy.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: First of all, that's gotta be crazy embarrassing. You living
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: in a small town. Everybody know everybody. So niggas already
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: know And your town is fucked up.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, I also understand that, you know,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: you don't mind your business shit. But come on, yo. Everybody,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: everybody going in on it. And nobody said nothing. Not
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: even old lady Perlene who knows he is fucking watching everybody.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be watching everybody, yo. You ain't gonna say nothing.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Poor little Jessica.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm-mm. Bitch sitting on the porch of her rocket ship.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Poor little dumbass.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Child please good pussy Pauline ain't worried about Jessica she
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: could probably learn Jessica a thing or two.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Moving on.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Just some shenanigans before we get started if you have
• 43:52
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• 43:58
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• 44:04
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• 44:06
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• 44:07
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• 44:10
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• 44:12
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• 44:16
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• 44:21
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• 44:43
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• 44:48
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• 44:54
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• 44:57
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• 44:59
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're so thoughtful.
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  Speaker 1: And I have, not only do I have the original question,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: but I have the follow-up question and then a response
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: to the follow-up question.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: There's a three-parter? There's a three-parter.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Here we go with this bullshit.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: And this one is, my baby mama is getting married.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: The original question. This gentleman needs advice. And he says
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: his issue cannot wait until Wednesday. Now, normally these six-month
• 47:29
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• 47:31
  Speaker 2: But I digress. Here we go.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I see I need to enlighten some of you bitches.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: What? He started off.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: What?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: When we give you a baby... Shh. When we give
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: you a baby.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: When we grant you the esteem of being the mother
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: of our children, that's it. No other relationships are allowed.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: You're spoken for. You're raising our seed. It's a wreck.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Any nigga that slides after us is a non-entity. Period.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to pick my son up for our visit.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But he casually mentions that he has wedding practice. I
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: told him to skip it. I'm his father. Whoever wedding
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: that it is doesn't outrank me.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Then he says.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It's my mama wedding. I screamed like a four year
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: old little girl who fell off her bike. What the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: fuck did you say little nigga? That's how I found
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: out my baby mama was one dating that nigga. Two,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: having sex with that nigga. Three, marrying that nigga. And four,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the greatest disrespect of all, putting my son in that
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: nigga's wedding. I'm in a relationship with somebody, but my
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: baby mama getting married is not okay, and I won't
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: tolerate it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I'm trying not to crash out, but she's.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Being mad disrespectful, and I need to correct her before
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: they say I do. She's my baby mama, not his wife.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I'm so pissed off. I'm about to say the wrong word.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Advice.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, before I move on to the next part of this,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: here's my advice. Sir, go to hell.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Immediately. Do not pass gold.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Do not collect $ 200. Don't stop at the corner store
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: for no snacks. Don't put a fresh outfit on. Just
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: go straight to hell.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Go straight to hell. to hell.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I'm with somebody. But my baby.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Mama can't move on because we got a kid together.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking dumb? She my baby mama, not his wife.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: So, clearly she is about to be his wife.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: And I hope she gets security, because if you show.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Up to that lady wedding, I hope his groomsmen jump in.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: It's a long way.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I'm just.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold up. What's the long way of getting jumped?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: You know, man, he gonna find out. He gonna find
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: out when they toss his ass out the door like fucking, uh.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Fucking.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Uh, jazz.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: But, I don't know, yo. That shit's fucking weird.
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: Like, you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Don't want them.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You don't want them.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: That, uh.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: But you don't want nobody else to have them.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: That's how it be. Okay.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Update from the bitch boy. I don't mean no disrespect
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: for real, but I'm hurt. My baby mama hid her
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: relationship from me as it progressed to a wedding. What
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to marry her? Why would she put
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: my son in a wedding? My son shouldn't witness another
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: man marrying his mother. That's trauma. We didn't make it
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: because of things I did, but I'm mature now. Well,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: we can't tell, bitch.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: She should have.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Told me about this. I feel betrayed. I'm taking it
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: out on my current girlfriend. This ain't okay. How do
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I stop this? That's my question.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Go get some help.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: And again, I tell you to go to hell because
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your version is. I promise you this.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: You must be related to my son, father. You got
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: What? Damn. That's some fucking ass shit. You right. You
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: right about that, sis. And he is the king of
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: fucking ass shit.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't want to treat you right, but
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see nobody else treat you right, yo.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Like, what kind of sense does that make?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You should want to see a real man do right
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: by you, see his mother get treated right. Clearly, he
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: ain't going to learn it from you, bitch boy. In
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the words of my mother, you old bitch-ass bitch.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: In the words of Janelle, dig this.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Dig this shit here, you old bitch-ass bitch.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I don't Was that the first We still got two
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: parts to go Or was that No.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: That's the last part Here's the response Wait brother Would
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you just want to say.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Something Say it if I read this response I'm just
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: saying It's like I'm confused God damn Nigga like what
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Go ahead You read your part.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Y'all The mother of his child Has responded First of
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: all bitch How the fuck you find this shit I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: be wondering Somebody else probably Seen this Somebody else probably
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Seen this Child And she says, Hey, Jeff.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You're so vain, you probably think this marriage is about you.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Don't you?
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: That's the song for that episode.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I am your child's mother, but that is not my
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: full identity. I guess this is the part where I
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: tell you why I will never be your wife and
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: how you destroyed our family unit when we were together.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: But our child can read, and I would hate for
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: him to read what I really think of you. Yes,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with the man who also loves our son.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: You were not notified of my upcoming wedding because, frankly,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: it's none.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Of your business. This is not disrespect.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: You were never a thought in our process of falling
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: in love and getting married, just as I was never
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a thought when you cheated. I would end this with
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: be well, but knowing you, I can only hope that
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: you'll get better. Signed, the lovely bride.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Congratulations, sis. Stand your ground and marry your man.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Stand on it. Go over there and be in your
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: soft girl era and get treated like you the last
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: drop of water in the desert, sis. You understand me? Listen,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. Do what you gotta do.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: And you see, he gonna come at you sideways. He
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: probably ain't gonna come at that real man sideways, I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: tell you that, because normally bitch boys like that, they
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: ain't coming at no man.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: They got all the bark and all the mouth, all
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: the women. As soon as the man said no man. Man, no, nigga,
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: fuck that nigga. It wasn't like that, man. It wasn't
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: like that, yo. It wasn't like that, but you don't understand, yo.
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: She been playing in my face.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: No, she ain't. Nigga, I've been.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Telling you for the last 10 years, I can't stand
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: your big back, sleuth-footed, knock-kneed, big titty-haired man.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Breathe, breathe. Nigga, you just don't want to accept it.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: We not talking about.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's talking about that either.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: But if the shoe fits.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I get dog on holler. What's the next question? I'm fine.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Wow. We are going to go over to our home, girl.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Miss Underschool Parker, for real. Hey, Miss Parker.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, my Parker.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Make sure y'all go over there and y'all following her
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: because she is hilarious. She puts some hilarious content from
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: her followers and it's very entertaining. And y'all know my
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: favorite thread now is the confessions thread. For the fourth time,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: my sister made my husband a plate. We had family
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: dinners at my house and my sister keeps making my
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: husband a plate of food but doesn't make her husband
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: a plate. When she did it on Sunday, he gave
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: her a hug and it was weird. I thought they
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: hated each other, but now they get along. My sister
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: says I'm overthinking things. My husband says if she can't
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: make his plate on Sundays, he won't eat. I have
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: no idea what's going on. How do I stop this?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: You poison him.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: They fucking. I hate
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: to be the bearer of bad news.
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: The fuck you mean you don't know what's going on?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: It's right in your face. It's in your face. Right there.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Right there. They fucking.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: It's in you and her husband's face.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And they don't care because they being like.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: They blatantly doing it. Blatantly doing it. So Eva, there's
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: a few ways you can handle this. You can make
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a separate pile of food for them that may have
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: an extra ingredient in it, but don't listen to me.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: You fix her husband a plate and see how she.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Is oh yeah you right my bad allegedly or you
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: start making her husband a damn plate but I'm telling
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you baby they hunching cause why all of a sudden
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: what's going on and then he gonna tell you if
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: she can't make his plate then he won't eat oh
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: well you won't eat period because your jaw about to
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: be wired shut.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: No.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: We fitting to play grip ball in here.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: But what if?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: They playing in your face.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I'm talking to you. No, but what if?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Loud and clear. They playing in your face.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: What if this other way around, yo? What if this
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: shit ain't even got nothing to do with the husband, yo?
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: But her sister and her husband is beefing. Hence why
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: he like, yo, she can't make his plate. He ain't
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: going to make it. He ain't going to eat. But
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, she just got wrapped up. I'm saying
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: on the other side. Like, on the other side, they
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: can be wrapped up in their bullshit. And at the
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: same time, it's like, oh, don't.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Wrap it up in your bullshit. First of all, it
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be. That'd be your last Sunday.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Dinner in my house. And it would be?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: The last one. And you can take him with you. Oh,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you ain't going to eat if she ain't make you play? Well,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: go live with him. Go ahead.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to keep your husband here. And I'm
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: going to make him a plea. Or I'm going to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: invite somebody else. I'm going to invite your best friend
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: over and I'm going to make him a plea. And
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: see how you feel about that. See, because it ain't
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: no fun when the rabbits got the gun. Girl, five
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: foot divorce, they is playing in your face. They hunching.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Real bad.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: And if it's that way around, send your sister to counseling, yo.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: And tell her, don't get, don't, like, don't wrap, don't
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: wrap you up in they bullshit.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Six brown chicks.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Brandon's favorite thread, even though he keep trying to deny
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: the shit.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: It's his favorite.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: He keep denying it like Maury Paternity, bro.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Like Paternity, exactly. Like what? Like Maury Paternity.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Yo, Maury be looking at the bitch just like, yo, bitch,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: we done tested 30 niggas. None on the deck yet.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Let it go. Boy's like, you know what? I'm the father.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: At this damn point.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Listen, I raised a baby that wasn't mine.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Listen here, Maury.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: Stop talking you and Connie business, y'all.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Why is that the consolation like, nigga?
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Bitch, you got money.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: So what?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Did you get cheated on, boy? Child.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Ain't you got money, bitch? Back over to six-round chicks.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I should have known better than to make a baby
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: with Richland. On our first date, we were in the
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: parking lot. You heard what I said.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Like, was it?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Rich land. Rich land. He is on city state. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: On our first date, we were in.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: The parking lot of this expensive restaurant, and he was
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: driving around looking for a spot. A car pulls in
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: behind us, and Richland throws his Jeep in reverse gear
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: and hits the car.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Then he put the car in park and fell out
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: of the Jeep screaming about a neck injury.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: The white man he hit offered him a $ 500 cash
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: app on the spot just to stop the bullshit. He
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: agreed and used that money to buy our dinners. I
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: should have run far away from that scammer. Now I'm
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: pregnant and I found out his female bestie is pregnant too.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: But it's not his, he says. She posted the ultrasound
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and tagged him. He deleted his Facebook ad for that.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Advice. Ma'am.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: You about to have ghetto twins. That's the advice. He
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: about to have ghetto twins. Because what was she taking
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: him in for if he ain't the daddy?
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: One.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: I would not be ignoring that.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: She would have said that. That's her, that's her, that's
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: her baby daddy too. And the female best. See, bitches
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: like y'all give bitches like me who have male best
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: friends a bad rap.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want you these niggas. You feeling mutual sense?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You ain't got the parts I want. Love you.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Damn sure I want this one.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: He makes me itch most days.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Bastard. He's the brother I didn't ask for, but I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: can't get rid of.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Yo, why she make me sound like a fucking light
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: disease or some shit, yo? I sound like a destiny answer.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I sound like a Rick Warren or some shit, yo.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, my damn nerd. Fucking bitch. Fucking bitch ass Aaron, bitch.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And I don't want, I'm glad that my male best
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: friends have, well, the women they with now are secure women.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Rodney's wife, Aaron's wife, they are very, very, very secure.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: And shit, most of the time, I might call him
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: before I call one of them nipples.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have a woman. Clearly, I mean, you know.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Well, the one that he did have some years back
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: was fit to get jumped, but, yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Y'all put y'allself in it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You knew who he was when he pulled that scam
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: in that goddamn parking lot.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: That's not about me. I'm not a scammer. No, not him.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: That probably ain't even his real name.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: That nigga's name is Richard. His brother's name is Richard.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: That nigga name is Richard. Richard.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: That's what his real name is. That ain't even his name.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: You gonna go try to put him on a birth certificate.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Who's social security number is this? This person don't exist.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: 235-994-161316 Downey Infusions Green.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ma'am, it's supposed to be three numbers, two numbers,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: four numbers. This is a 16-digit number, man.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: This is a barcode. That's a nigga cash app card.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: The hell?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Girl, y'all got to do better, man.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: You got to use your discernment and not think what
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you're coochie. Because what the fuck? And I bet you're
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: going to come back and tell me he was fine.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: It's more to like to being fine, baby.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: It really is, babe. Because my God. Can't be that dick.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: I know some.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Fine ass, good for nothing ass negroes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all do. Ain't worth a damn.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Ain't worth the spit to take the cussed asses.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Especially when she used to cuss out in high school.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: The nigga would just say hi to everything. Fuck you.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I hate that pretty bitch. In my defense, I gave him,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: he started with me.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I just took it. He went low and I went
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: to hell.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Every time she saw it, you know what you just die.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Cause he would intentionally say stuff to me.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Teacher was like, no, shut up.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Tell him to.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Stop talking to me.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: He know what the fuck he did.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Hide the show on him. Fuck you. Like, go to hell.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And then Monty Burns gonna ask me why I'm talking
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: to him like that. And I told him, you mind
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: your fucking business. You worried about finding a cure for
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: whatever it is you got. Mind your business.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not in this. I mean, even though I bought
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: it up. Shut a bucket. Wasn't that good? Goddamn gutter sniper.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't have bought it up. Wait a minute.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Are we talking about the bug sniper?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Not that one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: She was a gutter sniper too.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn. Damn, she was nice. Sometimes.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Stay in those six brown chicks because why not keep shenanigans?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend was on a girl's trip and I connected
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: with a girl on Tinder. I brought her to our
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: house and we vibed for days. On day four, I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: had to toss her out because my girl was coming home.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Tinder girl acted surprised that I was in a relationship.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I showed her all the female stuff in the house
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: and she thought.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: We were roommates.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: If I knew you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be here.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: She said, yeah, okay. I finally got her out of
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: the house and my girl came home and all was well.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Until we noticed that the cat was gone. Tinder girl
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: has been sending me photos of her with our cat
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: and demanded that I introduce her to my girlfriend if
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I want the cat back. My girl has been depressed
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: and searching in the alleyways for her cat. I feel bad,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: but I can't confess to cheating.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: I'd be homeless. What should I do?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the same advice I gave
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: the first guy.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Sound like you're already committing to that shit, bro.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give him the same advice I gave
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: the first guy. Go to hell. The long way.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: With gasoline drawers on. With lighters in your pocket.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I say. And matches.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: And a lit candle.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: And you committing.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Not a lit candle.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: And boots soaked in kerosene.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: That's giving different meaning to boots on the ground.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You going to be stomping, all right? y'all some sorry.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Fans oh my goodness he gonna stop dropping you knew you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Was gonna be homeless if you cheated in that girl
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: house in the first place and you still did it stupid.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Ass my thing is if you are if you are
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: cheated I mean if you was gonna cheat why you
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: bring her home in that girl house why you bring
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: her home and.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Then no dumb ding-a-dee-ding-ding gonna say oh I just thought
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: y'all was roommates bitch too many roommates share rooms.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: You ain't see all that stuff in the bathroom in
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: the bedroom closet Where was y'all hunting at? On the couch? Probably.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: You mean to tell me you saw that bonnet and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: that less jam in that bathroom and thought that was
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: just his roommate?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Girl, please.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all be dense on purpose.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Go to hell. Ain't no personal pictures of them in
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: the house. He took them all down, huh? Child boo.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Kyle's degrees wasn't on the wall. Right above or under his. Like, okay.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I thought a house was a home. Apparently not.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: What he said.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Staying on six brown chicks because this shit
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: is funny. That's the last one though. I was in
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: the barber's chair when my son's daycare called saying that
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: he ate something that caused a rash and I needed
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: to pick him up right away. My baby mama was
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: out of town. I called my girlfriend and told her
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to pick up my son. her, I'm at work, not
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: my baby, not my problem.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: How does she think we can make this work if
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: she doesn't step up and help with my son? I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: feel like she's resentful because I got her friend pregnant
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: while we were together. Even so, she forgave me. Forgiving
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: me doesn't mean my son disappears. He's still here and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: we're a package deal. I told her that. We're a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: package deal. If you love me, you would leave that
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: job and pick up my son. I turned my phone
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: off and returned to getting my hair cut. I came
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: home expecting to see my son. She was sitting on
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the couch eating pizza, unbothered. How can I get her
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: to be more responsible towards my son? First of all,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I hate when women make me agree with men. But
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'm only agreeing to a certain extent. Sir, you and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: her can go to hell. Because.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: There's always a fucking catch. I don't understand.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck did she stay with you for? You
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: cheated and got her friend pregnant. She stayed with you,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: but she didn't want to undo the sign.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Okay cool Understandable Whatever This is stupid This is so
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: fucking stupid.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: But You a fuck nigga Because You was getting your
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: hair cut You could've fucking paused that And went and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: got your kid Bitch okay You was gonna have one
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: side Shaked up and not the other side You'd have
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: been alright You just about You could've started A new
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: fashion trend Fuck Ain't even one of y'all Word for
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: damn I swear I'm not staying with no nigga That
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: had fucked my friend And had a baby on me
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah That's two of the biggest Violations right there Yeah.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I don't believe in taking stuff out on innocent kids.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'm not staying with no nigga
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: who would do me dirty like that. Because the fact
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: that you had a baby with me means you was
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: out here raw dicking. So you can't be trusting no guy.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Possibly.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Either way, you put yourself in a position to be
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: able to have a baby with me. I don't give
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: a damn if she poked a hole in the condom
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: or whatever. However it happened, you got a baby with
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: me with somebody who was supposed to be my friend.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: So....
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Although she don't owe you a goddamn thing, I feel
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: bad for the baby in this situation. The baby is
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the only person I feel bad for. I have no
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: sympathy for her because she's staying with your dog ass.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: And you just saying work for damn because you're talking
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: about I'm getting my hair cut. You want her to
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: leave work. You were getting your hair cut and you
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: want her to leave her job. The job that she
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: used to take care of the household, I'm sure. I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: think that.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Now, I think that it's like I understand, like, I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: understand that, you know, that's your kid. Go get your,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: you know, go get your kid.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Because, like, like you just said.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Ultimately, it is.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: His fucking responsibility.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: But she was at work. You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: she was at work.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: The only fault she has is to stand with the
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: sorry son of a bitch. That's it.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, if you stand with him,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: then you know that also means that you're accepting, you're
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: accepting said, um, said situation. And whether, whether you want to,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: whether you want to or not, yo, somebody had, yo,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can understand, yo, I'd still want to
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: go get the kid. You know what I mean? But
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: at the same time, it'd have been, you know, it'd
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: have been, that'd have been like, yo, that's your only one.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Like this on Like this on out Cause you know
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I went to go get them Because they can't leave
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: them At the school.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Right So now where's the baby They probably been called
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: CPS by now Dumb dumb And then you gonna turn
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Your fucking phone off Yeah That's what I'm saying So
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: who knows By the time you turn That phone back
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: on It's gonna be a bunch of messages Cause at
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: this point They probably been called The baby mama Again
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: when they couldn't get you Cause I'm pretty sure She
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: probably was the first person On the paperwork And you
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: saying she out of town They probably been called Several
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: times So now she like Oh shit something wrong.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, you probably did.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, baby, you better hope somebody safe got
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: that baby.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nigga, you probably lost, you just lost vegetation right there.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Dumbass. But the fact that you left this, your child
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: with this woman who... Oh, tried to leave. Well, yeah, tried,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: but she never went and got him. That's not her
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: child or her responsibility, dude.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: It's not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I say, how on me dumbass part is her staying
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: with this sorry bastard?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I have nothing else to add because
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: there's always a fucking catch with these questions. See, you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: knew something was coming, didn't you?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: It always does.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: No, but at the same time, I mean, I mean, no, no,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. Cause just like listening to it,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: like listening to it, just like.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, you hear it, like you hear it.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: And all you hear, like you initially hear, you, you know,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: you supposed to be my girl and shit. And then you, um,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: and you not, you know, you're not going to pick up, you.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Know, our son. Our son, nigga. Our son, yeah, that's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: your own Shanika's son. He ain't come on my coochie.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: They ain't my kid. You should have let him stay.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: With Shanika.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: After you fuck me over, I'm sure they will get
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: your son.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to tell you the truth.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: And I say, hey.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Moms ain't never going to trust you again.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: You can go to hell today.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: You got to listen to your heart. Listen to that beat.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Stop fucking on your girl with these bitches in the street.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Open up your eyes.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Open up your ears. Get together and make things better
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: by staying together.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: It's a simple lesson. And it learns from your heart.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Keep your dick in your pants. Dick in your pants.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: And that's a good place to start.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Start.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: And I said, hey. Hey. Your bitch ain't fucking with
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: you today. Today. You can learn to work and play. Play.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: And get your son from the ER.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: He had an allergic reaction. And, yeah, that's all I know.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: And he had an allergic reaction to some shit.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Bitch, you got to move.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, meanwhile, we talk about the reaction of the dude
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: and his girlfriend. Meanwhile, little Malachi is in the nurse's
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: office at the school blowing.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: Up like a fucking pig. He dying. I'm talking about,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: I'm getting my hands up.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Go get him.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Poor thing.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Poor little tank tank.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: He's sitting there so I'm so old, fucker. Lord, we
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: ain't even... Damn. Remember Will Smith and Hitch? Yeah. Poor thing.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: This little nigga at school dying because y'all niggas beefing
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: about who gonna go get him.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: He didn't pass out. They the ones to be on
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: chest compressions.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Damn, yo.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Rest in peace, little Ron Ron.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Poor baby.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: I'm not laughing at the little boy having a little reaction,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: but the thought of him, that bickering back and forth,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: he just.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Sitting there like.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: He sitting there like, man, I'm itching.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: I'm itching.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: My daddy coming, I'm itching.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I'm itching. I'm itching.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I'm itching.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Look at it, it red. I can't talk.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that little nigga can't talk.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: His tongue's falling.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Man, you done picked him up and he look like
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: them motherfuckers with the box plants and surgery with the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: big ass lips.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Sitting all like that. Like he got one of them
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: hand plants when they four years old.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Eyes be swollen shut. Head like that.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Poor baby.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Lord, we didn't think about the poor baby, Jesus.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: Poor little Ting Ting.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Poor little Malachi. He's a nigga. He fucked up.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Because his father trying to get his Beijing right.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Bitch, I'll get off at work at 3.30.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get me some motherfucking Uno.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: He's a nigga. Poor thing.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: That little nigga died over some pizza, yo. He died
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: over some.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Pizza, bro.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Mommy.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Help me.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: You left your son.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Help me.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: You went on vacation and left your son with an
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: irresponsible ass nigga.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: My butt is shit.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: And his petty ass girlfriend. I mean, his petty ass wife.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Help me. It is shit. If you have any questions
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: for her, send them over. I just want to apologize.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: And then.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace, Lil' Malachi and Lil' Ron. Lil' Ron
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: LaCroix and shit, bro. Like, ah, damn. Nigga had an
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: allergic reaction to peanuts.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Poor thing. Nigga ain't surprised I was cooking peanut oil.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: That baby sitting there don't know what's going on.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Poor baby. I can't breathe. God help me. Your girlfriend's
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: sitting on the couch eating a person. With her feet up.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: Watching Beyond the Gates sipping on her.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: He even walked in the door. She's like, hey, babe.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: What am I saying? I don't know. You know what
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Probably still at that school swollen fucking. Swollen.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: Come on, baby.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Niggas going to jail.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: To jail.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: The nurse still calling her.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Uh, sir, your son is still here.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you asked me to destroy.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Him.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: If you have anything for us, feel free to send
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: them our way. AskWandaPod at gmail.com. That is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: You can find us all over the internet.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: We are on Wanda.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Little Malachi. We are on Facebook and YouTube and Wanda
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: and Audacity, the podcast.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Don't forget the ampersand.
• 1:15:40
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• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: With that being said, we're going to let y'all go
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: because we're going to go check on Lil Malakai because
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: his daddy and his ignorant.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Ex-girlfriend sure ain't. Hope he's still alive. Not now. With
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: that being said, we thank y'all. We love y'all. And
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: we'll see y'all next week with our all new episode
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: and hopefully an alive Lil Malakai.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest with you.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: I forgot about this one. This one on the next episode.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I got to get another good one from you. Oh, Lord.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: We about to say, bro, before we go.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck that. Your son died. Your son died because you
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: wanted to get your head cut.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Because you trying to get a line up.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: He look like mashed potatoes in a fucking casket. That
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: big ass Wayne Brady forehead. Fuck you, sir. Poor baby.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: We'll see y'all next week. Bye. Bye, y'all. Rest in peace, Lord.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: That's some shit.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Bye, y'all.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Aaron, you're going to hell.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: Bye.