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204: My Big Mouth · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's the first qui I'm in scrubs rewatch
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  Speaker 2: podcast history that you've been on the call before me.
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  Speaker 1: No, here's the second time.
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  Speaker 2: Well I love it. Oh, look what Casey's got lined
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  Speaker 2: up for the weekend. There's three options behind you. One
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  Speaker 2: of them tonight, tell her yellow. The yellow is the
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  Speaker 2: pretty one.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight, I'm making steak dinner.
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  Speaker 2: You know, are you having date night?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no, I just decided I was
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  Speaker 1: going to make stake dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all need to do what we do. We have date
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  Speaker 2: night in the house.
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  Speaker 1: You don't got kids.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but they go to bed at what seven thirty eight?
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  Speaker 1: And by that time I want to go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: For all my parents out there who are dealing with
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  Speaker 1: this in quarantine right now, you know exactly what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure every parent listening is like, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: All they got to do is click the ring tone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I click your ringtone. You can get MMMM. I
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  Speaker 2: bet every time I say something to you that sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a guy with no kids, and then you answer it,
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  Speaker 2: all those people listening with kids go, m.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: So when you're a parent, you want to go to
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  Speaker 2: bed at eight thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, you know you want to go to bed early,
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  Speaker 1: unless something, unless you got something cooking for later on, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Those are the days. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the days that I try to
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  Speaker 1: help out the most is when there's when there's not
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  Speaker 1: even promise of sex at the end of the night,
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  Speaker 1: when there's like a little when she gives you, just
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  Speaker 1: like when my wife gives me just that little bit
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  Speaker 1: of that little spark, there's like a little sparkling her
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  Speaker 1: eye that I realized and I'm like, yo, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I need to do today. I need to make
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  Speaker 1: sure I support and help as much as I can
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  Speaker 1: around the house because.
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  Speaker 2: You feel like that's gonna put you over the line.
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  Speaker 1: Something can happen, and it's so disappointing when it doesn't happen,
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  Speaker 1: when work all day long and it's like not appreciated,
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  Speaker 1: and then you realize, oh shit, that my wife every day.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So when you have kids, you kind of have
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  Speaker 2: to schedule sex, right, you kind of have to be like,
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  Speaker 2: how's Wednesday at eight thirty five?
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  Speaker 1: No, I know, you know what. We used to try
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  Speaker 1: to schedule it and now it's just like, look, if
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  Speaker 1: it happens, it happens, you know what I mean, you'll
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  Speaker 1: get you know, I put.
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  Speaker 2: It in the eye cow.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it would just be like what's color?
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  Speaker 2: What color?
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  Speaker 1: It would be like it's been a couple of weeks now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is she ever the one that's like Donald, it's been
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks now, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Oh that's nice, dude, we got we got a
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  Speaker 1: good thing going.
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  Speaker 2: No, obviously you're very sexually attracted to each other. I
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  Speaker 2: can feel it. I can feel it when I'm around you.
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  Speaker 2: I can feel the heat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's it's very interesting. My wife is
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're quarantined and everything like that. So she's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I I want to be very careful how
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  Speaker 1: I word all this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't listen to the podcast, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I still don't want it to come in by.
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  Speaker 2: There's nobody listening. There's nobody listening.
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  Speaker 1: But she's like, she's right, She's like, this quarantine thing
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  Speaker 1: has gotten me, you know, you know, all out of sorts,
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  Speaker 1: and my eating habits and stuff aren't the same. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna taste something right now. I like a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of cushion on my baby. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice, it feels good, you know. And she likes
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  Speaker 1: to be like pinky thin, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like I like that too, but I like
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  Speaker 1: it when she's got a little bit of something to
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  Speaker 1: hold on to, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: So, but I'm not tracking. You're saying she's too skinny
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  Speaker 2: for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: She's saying she feels like she's going the opposite direction
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  Speaker 1: of skinny and it doesn't make her feel attractive.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what you got to me.
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  Speaker 1: But look to me. That shit is mad, that shit isna.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna help you. Okay, you're gonna you're gonna take
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna unplug the peloton and then you're gonna take
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  Speaker 2: some scissors and just cut the plug off. Break break,
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  Speaker 2: break that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how much money I pay for that peloton? Peloton?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't want to sponsors or when I.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't have a peloton?
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  Speaker 1: Does that they didn't send us, They didn't send us
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  Speaker 1: a peloton for free peladon ship that it costs me money.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's right. Two grands sitting in the corner, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and how do we how we fix it so
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't break? Maybe, I know, turn the circuit for
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  Speaker 2: that plug off and be like, baby, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that plug is broken. The peloton is out of order.
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  Speaker 2: And then do you know how the gym is put
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  Speaker 2: it out of order sign? You put an out of
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  Speaker 2: order sign on the peloton.
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  Speaker 1: No, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna just keep
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  Speaker 1: cooking with butter, yep and freaking oil.
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  Speaker 2: Put some meat on those bones I'm gonna put.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just make burgers and hot dogs. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm gonna go out get some potato chips. Yeah, sabota, poato, salad, sabotage,
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  Speaker 1: all that good.
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  Speaker 2: I bet there's a lot of water to eat. I
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  Speaker 2: bet the there's a lot of curvy women who are
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  Speaker 2: listening who were like, I need my husband to appreciate
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  Speaker 2: my curbs. And here's Donald saying he appreciates you.
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  Speaker 1: I never got so many likes as to when I
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  Speaker 1: cooked up those little tiny party wings and I posted
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  Speaker 1: it on Instagram. Let me tell you something right now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to make the ladies like your pictures, post
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  Speaker 1: something that you cooked and make that shit look good.
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  Speaker 1: I guarantee you you get all people sliding into my DMS.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you could cook.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, that's funny because some guys, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: show their abs, and you're out here showing your chicken wings.
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  Speaker 1: No, I show you the food. I show you what
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  Speaker 1: you want. Mama, you don't want to Nobody want these abs.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants abs, my abs. Get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Michael B. Jordan's abs. They don't want my abs.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up. We do all this work
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  Speaker 2: to try and be thinn and it's what you're saying
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  Speaker 2: about Casey, And I'm sure there's I know for a
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  Speaker 2: fact there's women who think that about we men. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: we do all this work to try and make our
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  Speaker 2: bodies look good, and then the person you're with is like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather you have a little meat on your bones.
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  Speaker 1: It just seems more healthy. So it's for our.
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  Speaker 2: Own vanity, though, It's for our own vanity, not for
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  Speaker 2: our partner.
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  Speaker 1: No, you do it for you although although.
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  Speaker 2: That's bullshit though, because when you do as good as hell,
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  Speaker 2: your woman is like, damn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you.
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  Speaker 2: I would one or at least ninety nine, right.
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  Speaker 1: I would prefer to look like a male porn star.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, slow down. Do you mean because they're often muscular
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  Speaker 2: or because they have babies arm sized penises?
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's.
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  Speaker 2: Joel. Why are you fanning yourself? You guys? Joelle is
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  Speaker 2: fanning herself.
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  Speaker 1: With her hand. Listen. I feel like, if you're in porn,
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  Speaker 1: you have to look, you have to be, you know, muscular.
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  Speaker 2: Right. There's not a lot of overweight male porn stars.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'm told, well, no, there are, but for
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  Speaker 1: the most part, most of the males in porn are like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ripped beyond belief or twenty six years old
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  Speaker 1: and don't haven't had to lift weights yet and diet
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  Speaker 1: yet and stuff like that. I would love to be
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  Speaker 1: of that caliber male right now, where either I can
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  Speaker 1: stick with the regiment long enough for people to see it,
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  Speaker 1: or if there was some type of miracle something out
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  Speaker 1: there that would make me just the I remember twenty six, man,
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Titans was twenty five. Listen, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I remember that I need I need that
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  Speaker 1: to be a I needed to be made. I need
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  Speaker 1: someone out there, whatever scientist is out there right now.
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  Speaker 1: I am begging you because this shit is Listen, man, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I like it on my wife. I don't like it
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  Speaker 1: on me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, we'll stop eating. I mean I can solve it
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  Speaker 2: for you. Stop eating all that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I smoke too much weed to stop eating all of
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  Speaker 1: that shit.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then don't. Then this is so fucking stupid. You're eating,
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  Speaker 2: you're smoking something that makes you hungry, and then you
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  Speaker 2: fucking eat bad food. It's not fucking rocket science.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I understand that it's rockets.
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  Speaker 2: You need to get goals, set your goals, and be committed.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying I shouldn't smoke weed anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't if it gives you that bad of
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  Speaker 2: a monkey problem, controlling. See, if you're a grown ass man.
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  Speaker 1: So when I see you the next time and you've
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  Speaker 1: got God's Green lettuce and you want to smoke that shit,
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  Speaker 1: and I say no, you can't, be like, stop being
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  Speaker 1: a pussy. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I won't. I'll say I respect you, Donald. I understand
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  Speaker 2: that you have a monkey problem, and I understand that
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  Speaker 2: you need to take a break from God's lettuce.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there it is.
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  Speaker 2: He solves your fucking weight problem.
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  Speaker 1: There it is.
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  Speaker 2: Now I feel bad for you because Casey's not as
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  Speaker 2: chunky as you like.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's actually she works out, really, she's too much.
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  Speaker 1: She's strong in it.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, she looks great. I just saw her on
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  Speaker 2: the FaceTime and she's very pretty.
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  Speaker 1: She is very pretty.
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  Speaker 2: You did good.
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  Speaker 1: I did very well.
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  Speaker 2: And her hair, she has this beautiful hair.
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  Speaker 1: She takes very good care of it and she yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a work of art, all those beautiful curls.
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  Speaker 1: She's blessed with, you know, a lot of hair.
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  Speaker 2: And the way your hair mixes with her hair to
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  Speaker 2: create Wilder's hair.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm I got, I got, I got you know,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful babies too. That's what Yeah, that's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: We live a blessed life. Donald, wait, wait, skinny, fat, medium, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: you live a blessed life.
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  Speaker 1: I am very, very very happy with what God has
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  Speaker 1: given me. Yes, thank God every night for.
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  Speaker 2: And we thank God and the universe for you beautiful listeners.
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  Speaker 2: Because Donald and I were talking about how much fun
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  Speaker 2: we're having doing this, and it is a bright spot
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  Speaker 2: in our you know, so many people on social media
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  Speaker 2: thank us for doing this, and I always have the
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  Speaker 2: same response in my head, which is, thank you for
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  Speaker 2: tuning in, because we really, I think Donald and I
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  Speaker 2: thought this would be a fun little thing to do,
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  Speaker 2: but but it's become so fun for us. We look
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  Speaker 2: forward to it. We know we're gonna laugh with you guys,
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  Speaker 2: and we know we have these new beautiful friends Daniel
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  Speaker 2: and Joel that we get to see twice a week
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  Speaker 2: and giggle with. And I think it's it's we want
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  Speaker 2: to thank all of you for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And people are fucking nuts, man, I mean not, none
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  Speaker 2: of these listeners, all of our listeners are Okay, here
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  Speaker 2: we go. People at the right.
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  Speaker 1: That being said, let's get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I want to play you
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  Speaker 2: something that was on my on my Twitter machine today. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play is the first time of ever played
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  Speaker 2: you guys something off my phone? Because I have a
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  Speaker 2: question and I want Joel and Daniel towagh in. Were
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  Speaker 2: people always this fucking batshit in the world or is
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  Speaker 2: just everyone filming everything? Now? Before you answer, Before you answer,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play you a woman. This woman is berating
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  Speaker 2: her dentist for for for asking that she wear a mask. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: she is, she is berating that. I assume maybe it's
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  Speaker 2: the receptionist of the dental office because she doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to wear a mask. And we represent the medical community
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  Speaker 2: here on fake Doctor's real friends, and I got livid
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  Speaker 2: myself as a fake doctor listening. I'm just gonna play
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  Speaker 2: a little section of this woman who is very upset
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  Speaker 2: that she has to wear a mask to the dentist.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not you're gonna work on my teeth now, my nose.
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  Speaker 3: I don't wear a mask in my teeth cleaned.
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  Speaker 2: But it's about to seem to feel art.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll cover my mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Can I go be seated?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: You're not feeling out performs of letting us TV temperature.
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  Speaker 1: It's about protecting You can't take my temperature. That's against
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  Speaker 1: the law.
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  Speaker 4: All right, well I can't.
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  Speaker 1: You're not an empt you're can.
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  Speaker 6: I have a right to sue you for harassing me,
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  Speaker 6: the manager and this entire company, Smile, whatever you call it, dental.
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  Speaker 1: I do have that right. And I talked to my
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  Speaker 1: attorney before I came.
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  Speaker 2: Here to so does she want that to happen?
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  Speaker 4: I've waited long enough for my teeth to be cleaned.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, let's get this done.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get this done. What's crazy is this crazy woman
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  Speaker 2: is prepared to go now have all these people work
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  Speaker 2: on her mouth. Let's get this done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm gonna say, I'm going to say something.
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  Speaker 1: All she has to do is put a mask on.
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  Speaker 2: She said, she said, you're not working on my nose.
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  Speaker 1: That's but the mask only has to be on from
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  Speaker 1: when she enters the building to sitting in the chair.
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  Speaker 1: Mask is going to take the mask off. They're just
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  Speaker 1: asking for now. It might be the embarrassment of I
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  Speaker 1: forgot my mask, and I don't want to feel like
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  Speaker 1: an asshole because I know everybody's supposed to wear a mask.
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  Speaker 2: There is no way that that office would not have
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  Speaker 2: provided her with a frigging mask.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying, Okay, this is what I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: It just gets me so riled up the business. I
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  Speaker 2: have no business speaking for the medical community, but since
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  Speaker 2: it's a show about fake doctors, I want to be like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck you go.
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  Speaker 1: Ahead, Yeah, you know this is gonna upset people, and
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna make a lot of people be like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you're right, the president ain't wearing a mask.
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  Speaker 1: There are a bunch of people who voted for the president,
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  Speaker 1: and they feel like, if he doesn't need to do it,
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  Speaker 1: why do I need to do it? He speaks for me.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like the only country right now, the
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  Speaker 2: only country that's politicized mask wearing, dude.
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  Speaker 1: The politic everything is politicized now, this free mass virus,
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  Speaker 1: the virus is politicized. I don't know if this is
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is going to make the show.
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  Speaker 2: It is because we don't get political and you don't
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  Speaker 2: even have to go down a Trump thing because I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we don't even you don't need to touch that
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  Speaker 2: fucking fire. All you have to say is how is it? How?
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  Speaker 2: I just can't get my head around why people are
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  Speaker 2: so crazy. If you want to wear a mask, fine,
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  Speaker 2: don't go to the dentist. Well, why are you yelling
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  Speaker 2: at these poor fucking why the receptionist whose job it
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  Speaker 2: is to make sure that everyone in the waiting room
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  Speaker 2: is safe.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, if it wasn't invisible and you could see this threat,
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  Speaker 1: everybody would be wearing a mask. If this ship was
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  Speaker 1: If this was considered a true threat, like somebody with
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  Speaker 1: a gun walking into a room and the only way
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get and the motherfucker's walking outside and
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  Speaker 1: choosing places to walk into. If that were the case,
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  Speaker 1: everybody would wear a mask because they wouldn't want to
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: get shot.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: They're opening disney World. Do you know how many cake
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: do you many people died in Florida yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I understand that they're opening Disney World. They feel
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  Speaker 1: that they have the proper Listen, man, you can't tell
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  Speaker 1: anybody to put a mask on. You could tell as
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  Speaker 1: many people as you want to put a mask on.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna live their life. Man, They're gonna do what
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: they want to do. That's what it boils down to.
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  Speaker 2: Dan say something wise, You're so wise.
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  Speaker 1: Joel, talk some sense in jo.
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  Speaker 2: Incredibly as much to say all. I'm saying, either one
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  Speaker 2: of you, please educate Donald and I what we're missing
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  Speaker 2: because I just understand first.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I think that there's a lot of easy to
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  Speaker 6: acc information out there, misinformation available to a lot of
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  Speaker 6: people who don't think that this is a big deal,
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  Speaker 6: which is aggravating. I know several people who have died,
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  Speaker 6: see a whole family's devastated. We've seen four women have
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  Speaker 6: to bury sons and grandsons and husbands in the span
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  Speaker 6: of a week. I mean, there's footage of doctors loading
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  Speaker 6: bodies into like refrigerated trucks. It's intense to meet the
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  Speaker 6: amount of denial that's going on. I don't know what
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  Speaker 6: we as individuals can do to convince the masses that
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: don't seem to think this is a problem. It just
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: means for me, like the best thing I've been able
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: to do for my mindset is just prepared to stay
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: in for a very long time because it's clear to
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: me people aren't taking this seriously despite the fact that
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: numbers are rising. We have government officials who could very
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: easily resolve this problem with the stroke of a pen,
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: being like, no businesses are allowed to be open, and
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: we're going to try to make it so that mayors
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: of large cities are unable to pass ordinances that's happening
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: in Georgia. It's just crazy.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: It's criminal. It's criminal. There's eleven four hundred thirty three
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: new confirmed cases of coronavirus in Florida today and ninety
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: three deaths today. This was posted four hours ago, So
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: God knows what it is now, but there'll be over
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: one hundred deaths in Florida today they're opening Disney World.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: All I'm gonna say, and you know, I hate that this.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: I feel like this is the kind of thing that
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: changes people's minds. But so often we see images of
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: stuff like war, and we see images of stuff like destruction,
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: and those kinds of very raw graphic images tend to
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: sway people in ways. We're like, I had no idea
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: this was going on. You think about struggles in the
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Middle East. You think about places like Syria where people
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: are carrying, you know, their children out of blasted out buildings,
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: and you see the grief in this person's eyes as
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: they're holding their dead child. And unfortunately, with COVID, nobody's
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: allowed to see anybody. The second that you go into
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: that hospital, well that's the last time you see that person.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: So the image of COVID, the image of the sick
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: person is I'm at home. The images stay home, and
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: the images out of sight, out of mind, right Unfortunately,
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: like where are all of these hundreds of thousands of people?
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: There are hundreds of thousands of people who have died
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: in this country. Literally no images there's no sick people.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Find at all.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: You think about like Chernobyl. It starts out with this
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: very ominous image of a bunch of people standing on
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: a bridge while little like white flecks come down, which
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: are like, you know that that's the symbol for the
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: viewer who knows the results of Chernobyl to be like,
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: that's the thing, that's the bad part, that's the bad
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: stuff right there, And that's the COVID coming in. And
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: then over the rest of the documentary you see people
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: like start to just like cough up blood and their
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: skin starts to disintegrate and all these gruesome, horrific things
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: where you're like, WHOA, never want to have that again.
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: And with COVID, we just don't have that kind of
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: And I'm not I'm I'm not advocating that reporters going
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: to hospitals and start taking pictures of sick people. It's like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: that's not what I'm saying, but the fact that it
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: is so dangerous, it is so contagious that people are
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: not allowed to be around their loved ones, that you're
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: not allowed to see these people, that all of this
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: is just happening behind closed doors. Yeah, people don't have
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: that straight up image of if you do this, you
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: turn into this.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're smart, that's well said Dan. And you know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I got the goosebumps when I first saw them backing
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: up refrigerated semis to the hospitals. But even that was hidden.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: They put up big one would hope, one would hope that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: But you know, I saw, I saw it firsthand because
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: of Nick. I saw FaceTime. I facetimed with Nick thanks
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: to Amanda and a nurse that was in the hospital,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and I just could not believe what it had done
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: to him. I could not believe who he looked like
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: a corpse.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Frankly, you wish people could have empathy just off of information.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: You wish people could hear a fact and be able
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: to process it in their head and say, oh, well,
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: this is horrible and I need to do everything I
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: can to protect those around me and protect others. But
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: that is not the case.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Well, it all goes back to I'll tell you this again,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: It all goes back to leadership and and and how
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: leadership handles all of this. Whether you're a governor, a mayor,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the president, a senator in Congress, whatever it is, you
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: know a lot of the examples. You are the example, and.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Detis Oh my god, is that been a colossal disaster
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: DeSantis in Florida and some debacle.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, some people downplayed it and didn't and
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: didn't want to believe the facts, and and here we are,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's that's, that's what it is.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: This is the last political thing I'll say on this
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: on the rest of this podcast, for ever, again, ever again,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: on this podcast.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Bullshit. I called bullshit.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: All right, ready, colon, people of Florida. If you re
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: elect DeSantis, I think you are making an enormous mistake.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: He is a disaster slash debacle.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, well you just you just you just you just
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: joined the side. But dear, dear Florida. That being said, Florida,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: let zech's political views stop you from listening to our show. Okay.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: If you're currently wearing a DeSantis T shirt, I'm sorry. Okay,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: he's not.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: He doesn't apologize.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Just you guys have different political views. That doesn't mean
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: we can't all love scrub.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: And always still want you to listen.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And but if you're a racist, fuck you not see
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: stories I'm not sure we made about a bunch of
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: dogs and nurses.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: And.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I said, he's a story. So yanna around here, yea here?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: All right? Should we get into this real quickly? Should
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: we get into this? Because I wrote it down this time,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I wrote it down correctly, but
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling that I can do it. I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: don't know if I could do it less than thirty seconds.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: This episode had so.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Many really, really loving people. I'm getting a lot of
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: good feedback on the Donald.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Suthing get it ready, get it ready.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Wait, let me get my timer going, and uh and
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta get it ready, hold on clock, okay, and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: then I go to stop bunch. All right ready, yes, now,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: now you take a deep breath because it's a big episode.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Here we go, get marks, get set go.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Churk realizes he's always coming in second to his arch
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: nimbosis Bonnie. That's why he's surprised when he's chosen to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: go with doctor Kelso to a conference in Mexico. Carla
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: finally confides in JD, and, like the little snitch he is,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: he runs and tells his best friend Carlos crushed. Ellie
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: just wants to be a part of a team and
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: is willing to sink to low levels to fulfill her wants.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: In the end, every what's trying to prove the worthy
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of respect and trust, and it takes the experiences they
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: go through in this episode for them to realize they.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Are Holy shit, that was twenty nine Did you practice?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Whoa did you practice?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm donut shit, baby, I don't know too much time.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I can just scrub through this shit.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I just I want to give you.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Guys one hundred that pretty fucking time to phase out
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: for President twenty twenty.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Let's go first off, first.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Time, I take it back, Tom fays off for President
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Let's go all right, listen. I don't want to.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Distract nobody right now.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: At first, at first I was upset that you had practiced,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: But then I was like, wow, he put a lot
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: of thought and work into this. He fucking rehearsed for you, guys.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: He rehearsed.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty nine seconds.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: So there you go. There is your there's your thirties
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: twenty nine second recap of the episode. Great episode, it was, yes,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: very good episode, very.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Far when well directed.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's interesting about Paul Quinn. I looked
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: him up on IMDb. He hasn't directed much before or
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: much since. So I don't know what the story of
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Paul Quinn is. How he came to us? When I
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: asked Bill, Yeah, let's ask Bill, Bill, Zach and Donald
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: here and our beautiful listeners on the podcast all want
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: to know. Paul Quinn only directed one episode of Scrubs.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have a lot of credits before or after.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So how did Paul Quinn come to us? I think
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: he did a nice job, But what's the Paul Quinn story?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Bill? So this is how it works.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: You all only call me when WICKI Guy or the
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: todd aren't available. Your your cooler, more hip friends. Fine,
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I'll take it, but I don't like it. I don't
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: have to like it. Paul Quinn. It's an independent film
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: writer and director that I had gotten to now and
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: thought I would give him a shot, and he went
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: on to kind of I think this is one of
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: his first directing breaks, and he went on to direct
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: some other stuff and do that. So that's Paul Quinn.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Bill, Thank you, William, William van Douser, Lawrence
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: the Third, that's his name. Did you know that?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that William.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Van Dozer, Lawrence the Third. If that doesn't sound like
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: he sounds like the rich guy in Trading Places Mortimer, Yeah, no,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: dan Ackrod's character. What's his name?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh freaking oh y Ray Valentine Now Lewis Lewis, Lewis Winthorpe.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Lewis Winthorpe, looking good.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Billy Ray, feeling good, Lewis.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I hope that's us one day.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: That would be the best day of mine. My dream
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: is that And that's good social distancing too about him.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, By the way, there's no way, there's no way
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: that they could hear each other from the sailboat to
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: the beach. That always bothered me. Looking good, Billy Ray,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: feeling good, Lewis.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Already would have heard, was.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Can you promise me before we die that we will
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: recreate that moment together at the end of Trading Places.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You know what. I hope we get the opportunity to
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: relive that moment. I would like.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Today, looking good, Billy Ray, feeling good, Lewis. I want
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to yell at to you while you're on it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You'll say looking good, Faison, and I could say feeling good,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Brath what is.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That looking good at DAYO? Shun feeling good Israel. But
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: a day Shune is not your middle name.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Ado Shun is my middle name.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, I always get confused if it's your real birth
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: first name.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It is. It's all my birth certificate. Donald Adeo Shun Faison. Okay,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: So to West Africa, I mean sorry to Nigeria and they,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you know, fell in love with the culture and in
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: love with the people, and I have a Nigerian name
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and I used to use it all the time. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: haven't gone by Adeos Shoon in the entertainment world in
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a long time, and I kind of use it as
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: a filter. So if somebody calls me by my nickname,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: then I'm usually like, oh shit, I should know who
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: this person is or who this person.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Is, especially someone from your childhood. Right if they're like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: what's up, Shoon, and You're like, oh, I must know
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: him from school.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, But also like my mom my family, everybody
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: calls me shoon, still sodo shoon.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And me I call you shoon. You do at thirty
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: four seconds, Carla bitch hits, she hits me, she bitch
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: stops me, and I turn around a camera and that
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: classic like raging bull face turn It's so funny. Oh
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I do to that girlish gasp. That shot is always funny,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: no matter how many times we've seen it or we
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: did it on scrubs, It's always funny.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Getting me punched into camera always funny.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, and Carly just slapping people around.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, This whole story kind of starts
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: off where everybody somebody's. The word that we use in
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the show is uh bach. Yeah, you know your carlo
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: is beach in the beginning. I would like to.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Give a shout out to the women in this episode
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: because they all did a fantastic job. Judy is so
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: good in this. Sarah unbelievably good in this, with not
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: only her physical comedy that she does in the beginning,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: but all this crying she does. Sarah used to listen
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to sad songs.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I will remember you.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Sarah McLaughlin.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Or what it was. I'm telling you it was. Will
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you remember me?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think of like dogs being in crates?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, And that's enough to make like one ear,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: That's enough to make Sarah cry.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if Sarah McLaughlin was always her
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: go to? Are you just guessing that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing, all right, it would be I'm trying to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: think what Mike was.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Probably Josh Raiden Winter. Yeah, what song would you put
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: on to cry?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: If I had to put on a song? Oh? Man,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you want to know what song it is?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: What the score from Bambie.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It's about your people too, the Prince of Egypt, Whitney
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Houston and Mariah Carrey. There can be mericles if you
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: believe the hope is frail. It's hard to kill. Come
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: on now, who knows what miracles? Sorry, when you believe
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: somehow you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Will Joel, You're about to cry right now.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: I think this is a cool talent show. It's the
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: most beautiful song maybe I've heard.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, man, it's about First of all, the song's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: about when Pharaoh's chasing the Jewish people out of Egypt.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: It's about that is it's about the story of Moses.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It goes all the way through. It goes all the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: way through, so it's him going all the way through
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: to him coming down from the mountain with the ten commandments.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Uh in the arc or no, he hasn't in his hands.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I think at the end of the commandments, remember from
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: the what was it the is it the history of Earth?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: These Fifteen Commandments the World Part one?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Yea, He's but the song is amazing, man, and you
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: know it's you know, so that's what you would put on.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's that song is if you ever need to cry,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: whether it be, it's just such a hopeful song, you
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. We've spent this whole, this whole
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I know we're jumping off topic and everything like that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: We've spent this whole time. You know. Amanda Klutes is
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you know, has delivered a lot of hope to people
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in this world, you know what I mean. Her faith
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: and her belief really helped a lot of people when
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Nick was sick. And you know, for some reason, when
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: when you have all of that faith and you have
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: all of that love, it overwhelms you. Man. And so
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: listening to a song like that, listening to there can
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: be merricles when you believe it just overflowed, you just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: overflow with hope and joy and faith and it just works,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's beautiful. And now listen to it. I've never
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: seen the movie, I never heard the song. I'm sorry,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: do you get the opportunity check it?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Out. There's a lot of really good voice over performances
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: What year is it? It's old?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay it was. But that song, first of all,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it was Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston singing it. And
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you were big Mariah carry or
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Whitney Houston fans. I'm a first of all, I think
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: those are, you know, of my lifetime, two of the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the true versions of what a diva is as far
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: as being able to sing.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I had Mariah Carey interaction once.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: So did I was one of the best nights of
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: my life. What was yours?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Well mine wasn't like we've made out or anything. Your sound.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: No, we didn't make it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Imagine.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was totally awesome. No, we didn't take out.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I met her and Derek Jeter in the same night.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Wow. I was paing on a Mariah Carey music video
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: called Up on the Roof. But you can go uh
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: watch on YouTube and.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Uh and you mean rooftop?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: No, it's called Oh is it is the song up
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: on the Rooftop? I thought it was up on the Roof.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I think it might be.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Can you double?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What's the one with her and mob Deep.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't have two songs, one called up on
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the Roof and one couple the rooftop. It's either one.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's roof, yeah, mob Deep right, No, this
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: is called up on the the mob deep beat. I'm
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: telling you it's the mob Deep. Beata told you.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Now, Joel, does she have one called up on the roof?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Because I remember that I had to lug all this
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: stuff up to the roof. It's just the roof, all right.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Well listen, I I I the elevator broke in this
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: building in Brooklyn, and all the pas had to lug
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: all the gear up to the roof. And I was like,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I help her. Help her. Next song is called lobby. Anyway,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I got a you know, you would be a good dad.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Could you have some really good dad jokes?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: That's not a dad joke, A joke, dude, I am
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: going to be a great dad, but not because of
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: my jokes, just because I'm hilarious. Listen, before the elevator broke,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I got in with Mariah and her whole posse, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I was just the PA, and I had a baseball
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: hat and I looked away like, you know, I thought
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you were. I didn't know. I was fresh out of
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I just thought, you don't look at the star. I
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: just look away. And she was like, I like your
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: baseball hat. It was my favorite baseball hat. And I
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, thank you, thank you, like not making
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: eye contact, like bobbing my head, and she was like,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I might want to wear that in the video. And
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh okay, and she's like to kind
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: of borrow it, and I was like, oh yeah, so
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: her likeurage took my baseball hat and it had like
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: a red circle on it, and they came back to
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: me and they were like, hey, we want to darken
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the red circle with sharpie. Is that okay? And I
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, it's kind of my favorite hat. But
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I don't want to like let down Mariah, let down
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: the whole team, you know. I just lugged everything up
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: to the roof. I want the video to be good,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you know, this is what I was thinking. And they're like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: we'll give you forty dollars if you'll let us darken
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: the red circle with sharpie. And I was like, well,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't have any money. I was probably making one
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks to be the PA. I was like gonna,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: you know, increase my salary substantially. So I was like, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: for forty bucks, y' all can just go to nuts
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: on it with a sharpie and I'll just have a
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: great story. So that's what happened. And I don't even
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched the video in twenty years, but she's
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: on the roof. I know she's on the roof any
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: if at any point I got to see if at
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: any point, anyone who, anyone who's curious, just go watch
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: the video and see if she's ever wearing a black
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: baseball cap, because that's mine, right, I got forty bucks, extra,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: extra extra. That was a hard shoot. Wait, is who's
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the there's a guy in the video? There was a
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: sexy it's Mob Deep. Oh wow.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I don't know if she's making
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: out with the band mob Deep, but there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Was a there was a sexy I don't know if
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: he was a model or an actor or whatever, but
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: there was a sexy Joelle. Could you made me find
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: out who that was? There was some sort of like
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: you know in the music video they have a love
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: interest that they're like macinon. I remember that. I don't
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: know if that was mob deep. It's mob deep a
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: rapper or a group.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: It's two, it's two people.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't having like a mob deep threesome. It
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: was like one guy. I think he had abs, right,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: But then again, I worked on DiAngelo video too. Maybe
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I'm conflating the two video. Yeah, I worked on a
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: lot of videos. I don't know the name of that song.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I remember he was dated a girl who was like
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: in videos like a video vixen.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: No, I've never dated a video vixen, have you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I've dated a few video vixens.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, any video vixens, we would know. What's the
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: one amber Rose?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: No, I've never dated.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: No, I've never dated a she's a video vixen.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, i'd like Amber Rose.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I put Jamie King in my video. I directed a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: video for Gavin de Grau, which is a really good
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: video by the way, Uh Chariot. Yeah, y'all should stop
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: watching the roof right now and go watch Chariot by
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Gavin de Grau because I directed that video.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: And well, you know in that video I threw up money.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And sorry, Yeah, you're in the video video acted by
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Jamie King. You're in the video.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Before making it rain was a big deal. I threw
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: money up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Are you saying you invented making it rain?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Listen? Not only did I invent keeping it real, I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: also invented making it rain, just keeping it one hunted.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't invent the RESTful job of my life. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was spending so much money and it was all designed
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: to be an elaborate oner and at like six pm.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember, we hadn't shot anything.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: No, I remember we rehearsed a lot.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was a disaster, but then it came out great.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I I I video was wonderful.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I pivoted and came up with a new plan. But
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I remember that was like, that's literally the probably the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: most stressful day of my of my directing career.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: The person who made the stage in the video also
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: was the head of for Scrubs.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: No, well, yes, and No Cabot designed it. Yeah, Cabot McMullan,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: who was our production designer Scrubs, came up with an
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: awesome idea of these spinning turntables. And if I were
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to go back, I know how to do it. So
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: first of all, if you have one hundred people and
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: you're trying to not cut the camera. You need a
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: full dey rehearsal, but that's so expensive to pay everyone
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: for a full day rehearsal, So we tried to do
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: it without a full de rehearsal, and by six pm
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: we hadn't shot a foot of film and I was
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: on the verge of a panic attack. But if you
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: watch the video, it came out really good. And Donald
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Fason is in it looking fly. You're like, you're actually
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: you're playing a music video director in the video.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah I am, And you're making it rain and make
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: it right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: And there's bouncing booties. The idea was that he's in
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: a video and the director's trying to make it be
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: something that he's not. And I remember MTV had a
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: rule in the day where you couldn't show a bouncing
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: booty and then not connect it to a head. Yeah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: you couldn't just show a bouncing booty. You had to
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: like the rule still.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Is that rule still?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I have no idea whether they used to't used to
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: not be able to show a gun either. They had
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of rules.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I understand not showing the booty without the head because
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: somebody want to be like, is that my booty?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They probably thought it was rude to
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: just show a bouncing booty and then not show whose
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: booty it was. But I just remember someone coming to
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: me like, hey, if you're gonna shoot that booty, the
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: camera now has to come up and show the woman's head,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: which was on my face, just her head, Yeah, I
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: take her head.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Think they just wanted to make sure that the booty
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: was connected to an actual person.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't like I don't know what the rule.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I guess the rule was. What do you guys think?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Do you think it was intended to be out of
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: respect for the dancer? I guess right, I don't know,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: but and I was fine with the rule. But I
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: remember we were mocking. We were spoofing, like like these
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: these these wrap video that had you know, dancers shaking
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: their booties pretty much too.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Baby got back similar to.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Right, And I remember being told like, hey, you gotta
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: make sure the cameraman tilts up to connect all heads
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: to booties. There he goes a little trivia for you
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: listeners out there. All right, on that note, on the
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: note of dancing bouncing booties, We'll be right back.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: So Troy and the janitor, wait, you're.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Going too fast.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg Resident is in the back of almost every
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: shot in this episode, and I have a theory that
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: he's a spy. I don't know, but I want you
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: another hospital the Russians. I don't know. I want you
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: to watch this episode and in the back of your
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: head make up a subplot that Snoop Dogg Resident is
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: spying on all the main characters because he's in the
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: background of like ten shots. Yeah, the first one's at you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You said something earlier in this podcast that I didn't
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: necessarily echo, and I want to echo it now. You're
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: absolutely right about Sarah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, echo.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: She's very funny in this in this episode, I I
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: and and funny, and I and funny throughout the rest
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of the series. Also, I imagine the writers had a
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: really good time writing for that character because of all
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of the things that she you know, she's clumsy, she's
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you know, she puts her foot in her mouth, she does.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: And there's physical comedy that she does when she's trying
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: to get Johnny's attention around to twenty seven and she's
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: just flopping around, and it was really well shot.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: She was and she did such a great job too.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: And she's very funny. She just flopping her whole body
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: all around.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: At one forty one, you accidentally see a pillow light
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: that'saw on the ceiling. For those of you who like
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: looking at fuck ups.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Did you get that from scrubs Wiki?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: No, that was myself. I noticed. How did they fucking
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: not crop that out? But I saw it. I do
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: have some scrubs Wiki. A pillow light, by the way,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: is this light that used to put on the ceiling
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: that would basically was just a piece of cloth that
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: would soften the the fluorescent lights in the ceiling. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: they were all over the place and we had to
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: frame them out. But you can see one if you
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: want to see what it looks like. Scrubs Wickie has
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: a weird I have a bone to pick with Trevor
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Or or one of his thousand minions because they said
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: something that that I looked at and is not true.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It says that there's a continuity mistake. It says, uh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: when doctor Kelso speaks gibberish to Carlo, you can see
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: the actor playing a patient is standing still and starts
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: moving only when Kelso starts speaking. Didn't see that Zach
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Braff is looking over at the director waiting for command
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: to start drinking his coffee. No, not not true. So
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it was Trevor or
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: one of his minions. But hey, I I scrubs Wicki's
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: not always accurate, Guys.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say what I said before and everybody
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: got upset about it. But he don't want to do this.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: No, he does, he does. I thought I thought he
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: gave a very enthusion, Joelle. You communicate with him. Is
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: he is? He? Is he enjoying this? Does he know
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: about the gift? Guy? He's going to get off the
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Tunko pop signed. He loves you, guys.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: He tends us some messages like he loves the show
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: and it and no he's very into it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, but you ordered them, really excited about the Funko pops.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: And it's not gonna sell.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Them on the bay.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: He promised, Okay, he promised he wouldn't sell them on
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: e Bay.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: Promised he wouldn't sell them on the obbay. He would
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: cherish them forever. All right, Well, get us those like
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: a lot.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Of me, that's like a lot of me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Get us those Funko pops because I'm gonna.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Cherish funko pops forever, my ass. I know exactly what
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: he's gonna do with those funko pops.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: No, Trevor WICKI, I want to tell you something. I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: have yet to sign a Scrubs funko pop. So you will.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: You will have the only signed one in existence.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: So I've signed a couple of them. And yes, so
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: like you know, you do signings at Comic Con. Like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a huge Star Wars fan. We all know this.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I got the I was lucky enough to be able
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to go to celebration and sign for my character in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the Star Wars Universe, hype Caason from Star Wars Resistance.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: If you haven't watched the show, it's now streaming on
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Disney Plus. Just put it out there anyway. You know,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: people came up to me when I was signing for
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: that and this love movie I did called Clueless back
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: in the day. I was also at C two each
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: They clus pops, they should well, we had a big
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Clueless reunion at C two E two and there as well,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: people came up to my signing booth with the Turk
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Funko pop.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: All right, I have so Donald has signed for you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I want Trevor Wickie to know that I have never
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: signed a JD. Funkel pop. So until the world reopens
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: and someone random comes up to me, he will have
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: the only signed JD. Funkl pop in existence.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: That's if he changes his attitude.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: No, don't fucking it up right now, he's doing a
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: good job.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Change your attitude.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I saw someone on on my Instagram or somewhere and wrote, like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Zach Donald, the dude is not into this. I love
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: the the ship that people write how invested you guys
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: are in the show. It really makes me laugh when
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: people when I posted that Ken was coming on the show,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: like I had like hundreds of comments that were like
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: he's done moving and uh. It just made me smile
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: to know that you guys are.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: My favorite thing about the Ken episode is that he
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Kelso's me at the end of the day.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: The best ending. That was the best ending. That was
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: the best ending to any podcast we've done, because like
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: everybody thought he was going to be like sweet and
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: then he just fucking kelseled your out.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: He kelsoed the crap out of me. Dude. I loved it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: The Lost Dark Yes, my face melts.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was well, that was amazing. You know I
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: love that part.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you did.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: As soon as that shit happened, I was like, yeah,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you know what, this is the best part of the show.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: That was done. Well. Now, did you see Indiana Jones
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: in the Temple of Doom in the theater?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I sure did, all right.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Well, my mom turned to me and she saw me
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: in the fetal position in my chair and she said,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: you want to go play arcade games in the lobby
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: and I just was like, I would like to do that,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: and we fucking sprinted out of that theater. Left my
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: stepfather to finish the movie. I'm gonna we played some games.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Temple of Doom is it's so absurd, Like, look, he
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: does some pretty outrageous ship throughout all of these movies
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: where you're like, get the fuck out of here, but
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones jumps out of a plane
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: in a boat in a blow up boat and survives
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: several stories of falling onto a mountain, which then he
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: goes down on the boat like it's a bob sled
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: to only go off the cliff up set mountain into
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: a river that is several stories below the cliff and
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: then make it through raging waters only two be Cohorst
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: into finding sip A Linga the stone.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, you're not You're not trying to recap the movie.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: We're not timing you to recap the entire film.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculously. It's just crazy. First of all, that movie
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: is just so much ridiculous after ridiculous, and I loved it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: If you like the most the recent one with the
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: last one wasn't How many are there? There's four or five? Four?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Four? This is what you like?
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Four.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: This is when I knew I was in trouble. When
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: they blew up the nuclear bomb and he came falling
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: out of the the uh, the the refrigerator without being melted.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, now we've crossed. We've crossed the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: line here. Indiana Jones is now the facus of the
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: facus of the fake.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: But so you prefer one and two or do you
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: also like three?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I love three. I think three is one of the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: better ones.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'd loved I loved uh Sean Connery as Henry Jones.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about at two o five when there's
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Sarah's talking and you hear the noise? Ye, I think
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that's Bill? What so, Sarah? The joke is that the
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Johnny C's like, whenever you talk, all I hear is
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: this loud.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Screeching noise and then that's Bill's voice.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that it's Bill doing that ye noise
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: for Sarah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Let's ask Bill, Bill, is it you?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: When Sarah's talking to me and in JD's heady, here's
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: a loud screeching noise. Is that you, my friend? It
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: sounds like you. I know you know your.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Voice at the tour one Mark.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I don't think I ever looped anything for Sarah. I
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: looped a lot of stuff for Zach whenever JD fell and.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: We didn't have a good.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Everybody took turns doing that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't think I ever did Sarah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: I might have done when she blows hair out of
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: her eyes, but that's about it. I'm gonna start saying
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: questions your way so I don't feel like someone that
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: is third on your podcast booty call dial list, whatever
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: that means.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: See what about when the janitor is trying to be
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: friends with me and I'm really nervous, So I'm like,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: what is up with you man.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Very funny. That made me laugh the whole Janitor JD Troy.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Troy, Well, this is Troy's introduction, and I also laughed
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: when he when he's like, he's like, you think I
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: only know like Janitor words And I'm like, and he's like,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: maybe you moppn't He turns mop into a word. Yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Mop you very much, Mop you very much. At four
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: forty five, I say, nothing's worse than a ninja. They're
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: masters of every style of combat.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: And they are Do you believe that I've never met
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: a ninja before? But I wouldn't know if I ever
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: met a ninja.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: But do you think a ninja is the best? Is
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: like their most fear? Would you be most feared if
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: you had to fight anyone of a ninja?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I would be most feared if I had to fight
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: anyone that was involved in any type of special forces,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, whether it be Navy, seal,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: green Beret, samurai, ninja, you know who I would want
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to fight like a white belt. Let me just fight
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: like a normal white belt. You know what I'm saying.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Let's get into that type of fight, because then I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: not going to be as nervous. All this person isn't
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: as experienced. But once you get past black belt and
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you're now a Special Forces type of thing, right, I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to fight you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: But what about like what about like a street fighter?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Like what that guy's named Kembo Slice?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: That dude was Special Forces dude. Yeah, he didn't pass away,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: but that dude was Special Forces. Man. That's not like
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: fighting a regular.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Person with special Forces.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: No, but that's not like fighting a regular person.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: The dude played football. The dude had his background made
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: him prepared to not only just become a great street brawler,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: but make it into the actual UFC and be a
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: very popular He was decent. He was learning, that's the thing, man,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: He was learning. And that's and that's most important when
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: it comes to fighting, because mixed martial arts isn't a discipline.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: It's a bunch of different disciplines all melded together. So
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: if you can freaking if you can become a rogue
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: or not a well in video in like video games,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you choose the rogue because the rogue does you know
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: everything pretty you know pretty decently. But in real life,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: if you could become like a somebody who could do
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: something like that. Someone who could do? You know I
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: could do? I can't. I can't wrestle the greatest, but
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm good enough. I can't you know, punch the greatest,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm good enough. I can't kick the greatest, but
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm good enough. If you could become that, you're just
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: as good as a master.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Who do you think you'd last longer against a ninja
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: or Kimbo Slice.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think i'd even get a chance to say
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a word with a ninja. A ninja would be like
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: and then with Kimbo Slice. The minute I said, yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'll fight him.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I saw this Chembo Slice video where he did. I
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: don't know. I didn't watch a lot of I don't
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: know if he always rolled up in an SUV and
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: just got out and then beat the show.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: And the fighters, yeah, and the fighters in the in
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: the videos.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Yet he had never see anything like that. He rolls
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: up in a car, everyone's waiting, he just gets out,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: walks under the dude and just goes damn. And the
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: guy was donny left he got back in the car.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yo, I was dancing my ass off in this episode.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Man. Yes, And apparently it's all the same dance because
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Judy can't tell the difference between all your different dances.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I was doing different. I was pure wedding in
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: this shit I've never done. I didn't realize I had
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: that skill. You really don't like Bonnie, Well, it's not
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: that I don't like.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: You're jealous of Bonnie.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bonnie's a good hur Jealous that Bonnie's so good
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: at her job.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: And was this whole plot point to get Leela Lee's
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: character Bonnie off the show because she got her own show, right.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: No, she hadn't told anybody at this point that she
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: had gotten her own show. She had told me while
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: we were shooting this episode, though, that she was gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: go do the pilot for Tremors, and she didn't know
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: if she was going to be able to or maybe
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: it had already been picked up. Also, people gott mad,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I know, holy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Shit, people got mad in the movie Tremors.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Listens is a good movie, guys. Trimmers is a good movie.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: But compared to Jaws, come on, all Trimmers is it's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: a remake of Jaws on land. Don't give me this bullshit, yow,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: don't give me this bullshit. Guys. I love you all
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: to death. I love you to death, but come on now.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: But you come on anything on the interwebs without someone
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: getting upset down.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: You could be like original what you could be like.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I love pasta and someone will be like pasta killed
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: my father. You know you can't like you can't win.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: You said you didn't like tremors as much as Jaws.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: People were like flipping tables.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people got mad, dude, people got mad.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Now. But when you're dancing, and Judy and I are
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: talking and she's like, which dance is that? And I'm like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: that's his. There's a sale on lotion dance.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: No, he said, or it could be his, or it
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: might be his.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: There's a sale on lotion dance. There's so many dances.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: And then I laughed when Troy is ladling out the
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Sloppy Joe's and I'm like, it's not like you're ladling
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: out sloppy Joe's. And they cut to Troy and I go,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: my uncle was a joer.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: You had a lot of Woody Allen moments in this episode.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of them. My uncle was a joer.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Like what like joer is a position in the cafeteria.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: You learned you learned sign.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Language I did for that episode. It's gone. Now I'm
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be asked with you. I didn't remember any of
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: this episode. I've just remembered little moments. I remember the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Raiders of the Lost Dark Thing. When that was about
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to happen, I was like, oh shit, is the Raiders
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: of the Lost Dark Thing. And I remember Troy and
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: the janitor in the egg salad.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, online, it's gross. That's freaking gross. And I remember
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: we were all there because we wanted to see how
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: fucking gross it was. Now it says on scrubs Wiki
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: that there was there was bets for people to eat
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: that egg salad after they both bathed in it. I don't.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that, do you.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I would not have I don't remember that either. That
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: is disgusting.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Not no, I know, just him all up in Troy's
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: ass crack.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I remember him doing like the
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: little slather in the area to cover he.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Got more into it. Yeah. I think Neil. I think
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I felt bad.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: For Neil and it was like, I don't want to
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: be in this ship.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Neil was like, you know, we all had to do fantasies.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: We didn't want to do sometimes and Neil had to
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: suck it up and be in the eggs ol. But
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Troy was like into it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, Yo, if this ship works out,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Troy's gonna be a fucking character on this episode and
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: this series. And because of that, Joe Rose went on
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: to Troy, who played Troy went on to be on
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the show for several years.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, he was funny. It all started with an
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: egg salad bath when Kelso says, I can't be pulling
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: over for those nylons that come in plastic eggs. My
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: mom used to have those. Remember when when panty hills
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: would come in an egg, Yeah, I do remember, and
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: we'd steal them and play with him.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: We'd like, I do remember that when it was fake
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Easter egg hunts with them.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know when it is that women stopped to
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: wear those, but like back in the day, my mom
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: always rocked those pantyhose with the eggs that egg.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I wonder whose idea was that we'll put the panty
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: hose in the egg?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Right? It worked. It was a great It was a
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: great marketing tool for me. I was like, they get
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: another egg, Mom, I got more match box cars to
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: put them, there no one, no one buy. I don't
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: even sell them anymore. Well, do you know if they
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: even sell them in an egg anymore.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Still sell them at like a Macy's or something, but yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: mid odds handy hose go out of style, and then
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: spanks came in and women just push that whole game up.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: So so women don't really wear I mean, I'm sure
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: seniors do. But do women not wear the sheer skin
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: colored nylons anymore?
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you have issues with your legs, are performing,
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: or it's like a very fancy event, you might. But
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: I think specifically millennial and younger generations are like, if
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: they're wearing pantyhose, it's like a fashion statement.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: It was the idea, was the idea that it was
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: almost like a filter, Like it's just just without being obvious,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: smoothed out your leg. Yeah, okay, I never thought about
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: it until now. Something about a tushy. I wrote down, Oh,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the Laura's tushy. I just want to wash it. Is
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: that weird?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: That is weird.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: It's not weird.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Hold hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: When you if you were to see a nice tushy,
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't think, oh, that would be nice to give
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: it a little scrubb and dub to wash wash.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I don't mean the crack, I mean the cheeks. Just
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: give it a little little polish. I mean, am I
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: revealing my own weird fetish.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I guess I think that's great.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I think I probably improvised that too. It's probably on
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: my mind.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I think that's wonderful.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: When I saw a Weird Science and they were showering
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: with Kelly LeBrock, I thought that was very erotic.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought that was one of the funniest
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: scenes in the movie. Remember when they're shower I went
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: there and she's showering and they're just sitting in the
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: corner with their jeans on and everything like that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: But I remember being young and thinking like that was
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: super erotic. Okay, we have a caller, our dear listeners,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: and you know the callers are always fun. We had
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Banks last time, who was high as a kite.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Banks was on fire.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: He was smoking something good. And we will be right
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: back after these words.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Jacqueline.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: God's Jacqueline. Hi Special, Hi guys, how are you Hi, Welcome, welcome, welcome.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm so excited to see you, guys.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: This is such a wonderful, wonderful thing. I've actually finished
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: rewatching the entire series again for probably like the sixth
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: or seventh time.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Look at that adorable child that just came in the room.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: This is miss Ruby him.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: As My husband and I work opposite schedules, so we might,
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: you know, have a couple of.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, we both we both love.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I don't have a good closet situation, like.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: We both love kids and uh and so don't find
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: their way up here. She keeps peaking out behind you
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: she wear what does her shirt say?
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: What does your shirt say?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Showing your shirt?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: No, don't make me mama.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: So, I don't know if you guys were able to
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: see the video, but I had sent it to Joe
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Well of Ruby singing the scrub song because we.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Can we hear it? Will Ruby do it for us?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Ruby?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: You want to sing it?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe we can sing.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: It with you Ruby, if you guys want to kick
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: it off and sing it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: With her, Ruby, don't be shy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Which drum song she's singing the theme song this show?
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: So I had been watching it so much. Well, just
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: by you know, cooking and doing stuff. She got a
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: hold of the theme song and there's a video of
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: her singing it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You know, I can't do this song.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe Dan could cut it in. Dan, could you
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: do that? You think, Yeah, there we go, We'll cut
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: it in right here.
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: I K.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: And I know it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Well. You got a little bit of a New York
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: accent there? Where are you calling that?
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: A I so we just moved to Philly, But I'm
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: from Long Island. We just moved here, so I grew
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: up on Long Island. I'm a Long Island girl.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we like your accent reminds us both a home.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: All right? Do you have a question for for Donald, myself, Daniel, Joelle, anybody?
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: I was wondering because when you guys talk, your banter
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: is so very much Turk and JD. So I was
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: wondering if there is some part of your character that
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: you played that you really had to like act the
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: crap out of that, like is just not part of
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: your personality at all.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I don't know. I mean, I
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was. There was certainly parts that
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: were hard to act. But I definitely think that over
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: the years the characters really morphed with who Donald and
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I really are as people, because Bill would just go
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: to our lives and just write stuff that we told
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: them we did on the weekend and just pick things out.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean it really was. It really did
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: truly overlap with who we are. And as you can
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: see from listening or hear from listening to the podcast,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: you know that the answer and friendship we have is
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: very similar to the two characters, right. Well, it's very genuine.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: You could obviously see that he that I liked that
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: when you said talk because it reminded me of Jersey
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: and when I when I call home and everyone's like
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: talk walk chocolate Dog. We got to walk the dog.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Create fun of every single day at work.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of you, Philly.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: How would I'm making fun of you and Philly? They
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: got accents in Philly too.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't have a Long Island. They don't
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: have Long Island.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: They all love it though it's.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Long Island is very similar to Jersey.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Chocolate y'all.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Don't even call it long Island. It's Long Island. It's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: a Gland Island coffee talk.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Remember there was a show on us and now coffee talk.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Talk Talk, talk amongst yourselves.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Talk amongst yourselves. It's coffee talk, all right, Another question?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I had one more question. I know you you guys
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: are kind of sign Field fans, right, you guys have
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: watched the show?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Never watched an episode of sign I've watched. I've only
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: watched a couple of episodes of Seinfeld. There's a few shows. Listen.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: When I was learning how to do sitcom stuff, I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: would watch Friends and Seinfeld and stuff like that as
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: research and stuff, but as far as watching it on
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the regular, not so much. And that's crazy because Seinfeld
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: is based on the building I grew up in. I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: grew up with Kenny Kramer. I knew his daughter. Larry
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: David lived in the building. And I don't know who
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: the Seinfeld character supports because Jerry Seinfeld, I don't recall
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld living in the building I grew up in.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: But Larry David and Kenny Kramer, you know, I know
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: the real Kenny Kramer. I know his daughter Crazy, I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: grew up with her.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I've seen some I know about you. I've seen some episodes,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: but it wasn't It's not a show I've seen every
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: single one. But we can probably still answer the question.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, Well, the reason why I brought it up
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: is because there's I just think of like Scrubs as
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: being in a time capsule in a way, because now
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: a days, you have computer at your face all the time,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: all the answers are there, you could look up anything.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: I was thinking of Seinfeld because there's a specific episode
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: where they are It's shot entirely in a parking garage,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: and the whole episode is them trying to find their
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: car and find each other, and it's like, there's no
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: way that would ever work today. And I was thinking that,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't know, and I'm wondering.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: How you feel about it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know if Scrubs would have worked as well
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: if it were shot today, with our social media and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: you know, our phones the way that they are and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: just being able to look things up whenever you want
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. I just think, I don't know,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: what do you guys think?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I think Scrubs would have worked today? Actually, I think
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: it would have. Actually, well, yeah, look at what's going
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: on right now. We would have been able to tackle
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: really crazy issues like COVID nineteen and you know, racing
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: for the cure for cancer and HIV. And if you
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: look at television, how on television now there's more you know,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: ads to to make you feel better, but to press
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: you know, the pills, to press the shit out of
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you or make you have suicidal thoughts and stuff like that.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I think all of these things, because of where the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: medical field is right now, would have been touched with
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Scrubs because we were a medical show. And also we
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: were groundbreaking too, Like you know, there a lot of
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: shows took their cue from us, and so if we
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: had never come out back then a lot of the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: tricks and stuff that we used wouldn't have been developed,
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  Speaker 1: and so you wouldn't have seen them. So I definitely,
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  Speaker 1: and they would have been brand new. So I definitely
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  Speaker 1: feel like Scrubs would definitely. Yeah, I think it's in
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: today's time.
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  Speaker 2: I think a lot of that stuff would have been
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  Speaker 2: folded in, you know, I mean, if you look at
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: this show, there's even in this episode there's a there's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: a payphone joke, and and we had like the first
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: generation BlackBerry, So you're right, all of that social media
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  Speaker 2: existence wasn't there, but I feel like it could have
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  Speaker 2: been folded in. And it's just also, I think the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: show is so topical. You know, people are always interested
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  Speaker 2: in in in the drama and the camaraderie of a show,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: of a show like Scrubs, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so those things are kind of like, you know,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: just accessories to the whole story of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think I think there's a funny joke in
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  Speaker 1: JD and Turk trying to go viral with something, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's probably what they would have
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  Speaker 1: tried to do.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you so much, Jacqueline. We're gonna
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: listen to you.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Is it Jacqueline or is it Jacqueline?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I really go by Jackie Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jackie, Jackie gar see.
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  Speaker 2: You, thank you, thank you, Jackie. We appreciate you. Thank you,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you too, be healthy.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Bye. You know, at the end of the episode, you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: pull a switch throu and Rob Mascio gets int.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: The limo and Kelso deserves it and Rob Man deserves
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: a weekend with somebody who's really going to enjoy.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Now, what do you think happened on that weekend in
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Mexico with Kelso and the Todd.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I think the Todd embarrassed the crap out of Kelso.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Should we ask Rob?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's ask Rob. Let's ask Rob, so, Rob, because
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: you know Rob, you know Rob definitely did all your
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: research on his character. You know, he was like to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: feel good about this. I have to imagine what the
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: scenario is exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So Rob, here's our question. You know, we know that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: you were so into every line you did, every moment
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: you did on Scrubs. You would rehearse, you would do
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: your research. So Donald and I have in our heads
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: that you probably did some recon what the character would
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: be doing in Mexico with Kelso.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Could you tell us a little bit about what you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: and Kelso got up to on your trip to Mexico.
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  Speaker 8: The big dogs do not want to kiss and tell,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: but there already was a no kissing policy in place
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: down there, so it was a nice little trip.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: We knocked out.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: Some pro bono work, then we squeezed in some bone fishing,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: some motor boating. Anyway, the Todd will be Doctor K's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: wingman anytime.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you Rob.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you Rob. All right, we did it right.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: That's the episode I feel like we did it, dude,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I mean you feel like we did it? Yeah? I
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: mean I Daniel, do you feel like we did it?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Daniel? Do we do it?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Do it? Joelle?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Did we do it?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: It was awesome? Guys, we did it?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Dude. Had a lot of exciting guests coming up. We're
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: gonna have Tom Cavanaugh coming up for Thunders of Ass.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: For Tom Cavanaugh. Doesn't he play a superhero these days?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: He plays a bunch of characters on the show that
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: he's on. He's on The Flash, which is one of
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: the shows that I do frequent. I do love the show.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I do love the characters on his show.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great actor. He's coming on for two
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: oh six, My big brother, and guess what we got
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Heather Locklear calling me shit, Yeah, I pulled that. Yeah,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: I did it. I did it. Holy I can make
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: anything happen, don I can make anything happen. Really, yeah,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Heather locked for anything, you name it, I can have
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: it done.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: World Peace, Okay, I'm working on to it right now.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: That's what That's what this whole show is about. His
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: World Peace two o seven Heather and then Johnny c McGinley,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: the Legend coming on for two o nine.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Can't wait.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: We're gonna try and get Dick van Dijke. I mean, right, Joelle,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: working on that, working on that. We're hoping that he
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: is is healthy and able and willing. Chay Serrano, everybody's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: favorite guest, is coming back on for two point fifteen.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: We're gonna try for Ricky Schroeder for two sixteen, right, Joelle,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: we gotta do that. You and I should talk about that, Okay,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Joelle and I booked the guest Donald doesn't.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I just sing the theme songs. Here we are
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: face to face a.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Couple of silver spoons. Oh man, I love that show.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Hoping to fine. We're two of a kind, waiting to grow,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: waiting to show together. We're gonna find our way to
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: do do do together, making a time each day, you'll
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: learn all about the things you just can't fine fine
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: silver spoons together, you and.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: That was awesome. I can't believe you remember all the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: lyrics to silver spoons.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I got that one. You know what else? You know
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: what else? I remember what? Nobody remembers this? Maybe the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: world is blind?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Didn't d.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Or just a little and kind?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: This webster?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Oh no, seems you can't be sure, daddada of anything anymore.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, this will give it. You maybe lonely, but
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: then one day you're smiling again.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: And every time I turn around, I see the girl
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: who turned my world around.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: You don't know, fucking Punky Brewster.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't get it. I didn't get it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you know this one. I bet we've been
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: together for a millillion years? What what is that?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: And I bet we'll be together for a million more?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: It's well, it's like I started saying, and on the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: night we kissed, that's it.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: And I can't remember what I ever did before?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Baby?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: What is it without us? What is it? I forgot
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: family ties, family ties?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, out of context, I'm sorry, I forgot it.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Where We're moving on, everybody, Thank you so much for listening.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: We love you, We appreciate you. Joel, tell them your
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: your Twitter. She's very popular on the Twitter, Joel, what
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: is it? That's j O E l L E M
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: L n I q u E at Twitter? And Daniel
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: you find me a DJ underscore d A N L. Yes,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: both of those folks have very wise uh twitters where
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: they are very funny and uh smart and uh, and
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: please follow Donald on Instagram for the love of god, listen,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: your followers going up? Are they going I think they're
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: going up.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: It's going up, but it's going up. It's not going
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: up at the pace that I was hoping for. I
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: was hoping that everyone would jump on board. Like Donald.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: People are busy. They have things to do in their lives.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You know, they're not just everybody it's locked up into
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: motherfucking house right now. What you tell them about.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: They're doing things. They're jogging there, they have things to do.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Well on your jog, on your next job. If you're
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: not following me during your job and you're like, you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: know what, oh shit. Before I put the music on,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: let's not forget click follow Donald underscore Ason.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't forget. Don't forget. Where we have the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: you can have the theme song be your ringtone. You
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: can just have be your notification.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I post pictures of Zach Brath. Listen, everyone, get the followers.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Everyone who follows Zach Brath. I post mostly post as
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: of late, yes, because of the podcast. I post pictures
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: of Zach Brath. So if you're a Zach braph follower,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: if you're a Zach braf follower. Just know you can
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: get exclusives on my page.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Listen. His last post was me and astless Chaps.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: What would we do baby without us?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, Zach Brafman, I wouldn't be
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: able to do much.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Listen. No, no it off, turn it off. Dam I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: want to say. One of the funniest I ever laughed
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: in my whole life is the episode of Family Ties
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: when Michael J. Fox turns the house into a hotel.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: When the parents Airbnb, he turns air he turns it
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: into Airbnb motel. When the parents are out of the
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: house and there's a big game in town, everyone's filtering
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: in because there's no motel rooms left in town, and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: they steal the other team's mascot, and so there's a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: kangaroo that's brought into the living room and they trash
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: the house, and then the parents walk in and Michael
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: gross in one of the best line readings of all.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Time, cuts to commercial.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: First, that's the commercial, and then Michael Grossy can't talk
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: to Michael J. Fox the whole episode, and he finally
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: finally gets up to talk to him. He goes, you know,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: his parents. When you go away, you expect it. Certain
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: things will go wrong. A broken dish, spilled milk on
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: the rug, there was a kangaroo in my living room.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: That's like, that's like perfect sitcom writing, dude.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: That is that is the timing. I'll never forget the timing.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: It.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe you want to be a comedic actor. The timing
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: was just masterful.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Michael Gross. Also in Tremors People, There you go.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: It all comes back.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: To tremor, all comes back to tremor.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: We love you, Stay safe, wear a mask. Donald's count usin.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Oh No, I did it already and that's your turn out.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Five six six.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: We made about a bunch of talks and nurses in Canada.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: May I said, here's the stories next.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: All should know.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: So gadder round you here, up, Gadder around you here,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: up specs. We watch your wizard.
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