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Episode #3956 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive November 2005 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's Phil Henry with another Radio Archive Hour from
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Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame Phil Henry Radio Show and philhenryshow.com.
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Speaker 1: Dave Oliver is back on because he watches horror movies
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Speaker 1: as a training tool. You know, Dave wants to be
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Speaker 1: a part of what he calls the greatest police force
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Speaker 1: in the world, LAPD. So in order for him to
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Speaker 1: be able to handle all the hardcore stuff he's going
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Speaker 1: to see, he watches lots of horror movies like I
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Speaker 1: don't know, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Part Two, Resident Evil, you know,
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Speaker 1: some pretty gory movies. And he figures watching movies is
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Speaker 1: going to make him ready for the police.
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Speaker 2: Dave Oliva is a young man who is studying to
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Speaker 2: be a police officer. He is taking criminal justice at L.A.
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Speaker 2: Canyon College, eventually wants to get his associate of arts degree,
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Speaker 2: transfer to UCLA, and then eventually go to the Los
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Speaker 2: Angeles Police Academy.
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Speaker 3: And he joins us on our Newsmaker line.
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Speaker 2: And you, are working on a paper, it's kind of interesting, Dave,
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Speaker 2: as part of a sociology class?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. That's my sociology one class, which is the
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Speaker 4: paper I'm working on right now has to do with
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Speaker 4: why women, in being a police officer, in choosing your
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Speaker 4: partner for life, in choosing a wife, why women are
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Speaker 4: afraid mostly of strong men, especially men who want to
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Speaker 4: be LAPD or police.
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Speaker 3: That women are afraid of them?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. That seems to be my experience. And I
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Speaker 4: kind of got a little bit of a personal story
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Speaker 4: to tell because one of the people in my class,
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Speaker 4: a young lady by the name of Annette, who I,
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Speaker 4: you know, was doing, did some papers with her. I
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Speaker 4: did a project with her last quarter, and we hit
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Speaker 4: it off real good. You know, I like talking to her,
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Speaker 4: and she's also, or at least she did express to
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Speaker 4: me that she wanted to be a member of the LAPD.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 2: So this paper is interesting from the standpoint of not
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Speaker 2: only are you studying criminal justice, law enforcement, but also
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Speaker 2: in a sociological sense, who makes a good partner for
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Speaker 2: a police officer?
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's part of my teacher in that class,
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Speaker 4: a professor by the name of Mr. Adams, who's a
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Speaker 4: former police officer himself, you know, and he says it's important.
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Speaker 4: And so I tried an experiment this past weekend. One
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Speaker 4: of the things that I think is important to help
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Speaker 4: get yourself ready for the terrible realities that you're going
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Speaker 4: to face a police officer, I'll give you an example.
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Speaker 4: It's not a big thing, but I can watch like
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Speaker 4: Friday the 13th or Resident Evil or something like that.
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Speaker 4: I can watch that from beginning to end, okay, without
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Speaker 4: even having to avert my eyes or to look away
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Speaker 4: or any of that. And one of the reasons is
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Speaker 4: because I want to be LAPD, and I recognize there's
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Speaker 4: going to be some very terrible things that I will
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Speaker 4: have to witness and something that I want to prepare
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Speaker 4: myself for, you know. So what I'm able to do
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Speaker 4: now is I've conditioned myself to sit through most, probably
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Speaker 4: the most, you know, graphic, like, horror movies ever without flinching.
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Speaker 4: I can watch Resident Evil. I can watch Friday the 13th.
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Speaker 4: I can watch Subspecies. I can watch Subspecies 2. I
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Speaker 4: can watch Scarface, Psycho, Halloween 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2,
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Speaker 4: and so on, and so on, and so on. And
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Speaker 4: I can watch those movies over and over again. and
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Speaker 4: I never flinch, nor do I show no fear, and
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Speaker 4: I'm not hiding my eyes or something like that.
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Speaker 2: All right, so you mentioned to me on Saturday night
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Speaker 2: you showed some of these movies at your apartment.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. It's interesting because of this young lady. I
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Speaker 4: invited her over.
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Speaker 3: All right, now you invited this girl over. Did you
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Speaker 3: know she had a boyfriend? No, I did not know that.
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Speaker 3: She told me that she had a boyfriend, and I felt.
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Speaker 4: You know, kind of, it was a shock to me
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Speaker 4: to know that she had a boyfriend, but I said, okay,
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Speaker 4: you know, come on over. But I had told her
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Speaker 4: about my ability to watch straight through the most graphic
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Speaker 4: slasher movies ever, and it made me feel good because
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Speaker 4: of my conditioning, so I invited her over to see,
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Speaker 4: you know.
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Speaker 3: And she had this boyfriend, so you were good enough
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Speaker 3: to invite him.
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I didn't know it, but I didn't want
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Speaker 4: to seem small-minded about it, so I said, why don't
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Speaker 4: you bring him over, you know. And I had these
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Speaker 4: movies to watch. I made some popcorn. I guess I
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Speaker 4: was going to try to be a good host.
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Speaker 3: Well, it shows you're a big man. So it was
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Speaker 3: you and her and the boyfriend, and you're watching these
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Speaker 3: slasher movies?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. So what happened was the more I thought
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Speaker 4: about it, the more I realized, well, this might be
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Speaker 4: a way to show her that maybe I'm the better
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Speaker 4: man for her than the dude she's seen. Because, again,
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Speaker 4: I said to you, you know, I can watch the
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Speaker 4: most graphic horror movies, and the most grotesquest, you know,
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Speaker 4: like the most grotesquest horror movies ever, and not get, like,
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Speaker 4: you know, some people kind of pretend like they're scratching
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Speaker 4: their eyes, you know, and they don't want to look.
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Speaker 4: I never, never, ever do that, you know.
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Speaker 2: All right, but Dave, I want you to know, you're
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Speaker 2: watching these graphic horror movies as a way of conditioning
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Speaker 2: yourself to the real-life violence that you're going to see
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Speaker 2: as a police officer.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, that's right. It's a good first-level kind of training.
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Speaker 3: All right, so you're at the house with this young
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Speaker 3: lady and her boyfriend. And she wants to be a cop, too.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. That's right. And this young lady, her name
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Speaker 4: is Annette, by the way. And, you know, so I
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Speaker 4: was giving her an idea of my training. So they
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Speaker 4: came over last Saturday night, and the first movie I
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Speaker 4: put on was Resident Evil. And I don't know if
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Speaker 4: you know about Resident Evil, but there's a very graphic
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Speaker 4: scene where a man is, like, sectioned by a laser grid.
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Speaker 4: I mean, he's cut into hundreds of pieces, you know.
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Speaker 4: And that scene, okay. And so what I did was
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Speaker 4: I watched her boyfriend. And he was very, very scared.
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Speaker 4: I mean, he put his face down. At one point,
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Speaker 4: he turned toward her, and it's all body language.
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Speaker 3: All right, so he was grossed out by the flick.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, that's correct. You know, and then I put
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Speaker 4: on Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, where they, like, in
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Speaker 4: one of the scenes, they saw, you know, like, they
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Speaker 4: saw it, like, off a guy's face or something, and
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Speaker 4: he was put, and this dude that she was with
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Speaker 4: was putting his hands up to his face, pretending like
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Speaker 4: he's scratching his eyes and everything, you know? Okay? Right.
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Speaker 4: So I turned the lights on at that point, and
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Speaker 4: I turned the TV off at that point, okay? Okay.
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Speaker 4: And I went over and I said to Annette, I said,
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Speaker 4: I think it's obvious to you now. And I told
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Speaker 4: the guy also that I was going to be LAPD
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Speaker 4: and not for him to get nervous to just stay,
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Speaker 4: you know, stay seated so he doesn't try to, you know,
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Speaker 4: do anything. And I said to him, just stay seated.
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Speaker 4: And I pulled my chair up to where she was.
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Speaker 4: And I said, you know, I think it's obvious by
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Speaker 4: now who you belong with. It's not going to be,
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Speaker 4: he's not going to be LAPD because he just got
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Speaker 4: all grossed out by Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you know.
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Speaker 3: So you're saying this in front of this guy?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And I did. And I told him,
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Speaker 4: you know, no offense, but I want to be LAPD
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Speaker 4: and so does Annette. So no offense, but you're getting
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Speaker 4: grossed out by Laserbeam and Resident Evil. And I told her,
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Speaker 4: isn't it obvious by now who you really love, not
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Speaker 4: who you think you do, you know? Well, all right.
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Speaker 3: So what was the upshot of all of this, man?
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I told her, I said, look at
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Speaker 4: him and look at the way he was all like
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Speaker 4: a girl when Texas Chainsaw Massacre was on. And you're
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Speaker 4: going to be a police officer and so am I.
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Speaker 4: And there's no place in your life for this guy, right?
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Speaker 4: So I told her, you know, I said, isn't it
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Speaker 4: obvious that I'm the better man? And she didn't even
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Speaker 4: have the guts to admit it, you know? She did
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Speaker 4: not even have the guts to admit it.
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Speaker 2: Well, when you say she didn't have the guts to
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Speaker 2: admit it, she said that she wanted to stay with
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Speaker 2: that guy?
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Speaker 3: Is that what you're getting?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, she wants this guy to be her boyfriend. She
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Speaker 4: said that I was, like, mentally insane. And to me,
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Speaker 4: that proves she doesn't have the guts to be a
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Speaker 4: police officer because she was getting off. Afraid for him,
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Speaker 4: you know? So she's got to, like, protect him? You know,
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Speaker 4: so that's what I mean when I say being a
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Speaker 4: police officer is a lonely job, you know?
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Speaker 2: All right, from all of this, you took that women
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Speaker 2: just can't be with a strong man.
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Speaker 4: I think women want to be with men that they
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Speaker 4: need to protect. Like, if you saw this guy, when
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Speaker 4: she come to my apartment, and I put on Resident Evil,
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Speaker 4: and the part of the movie where the laser grid
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Speaker 4: just slices this guy into probably 300 pieces or something,
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Speaker 4: He was pretending like he had, you know, he was
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Speaker 4: pretending like he had an itch in his eye or something.
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Speaker 4: He's all, yeah, you know, he's rubbing it. He's looking
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Speaker 4: away and everything. And I can watch that movie. I
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Speaker 4: will never flinch or anything like that, you know. And
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Speaker 4: I felt lonely, you know. I felt bad because I
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Speaker 4: knew Annette would be good for me, you know. She
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Speaker 4: wants to be LAPD like me.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Our number is 1-800. I mean, I'm not doubting what
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Speaker 2: you're saying here. Our number is 1-800-449-8686. Women kind of
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Speaker 2: want to be with weaker men, huh?
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Speaker 4: I think so. I think that whole idea they want
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Speaker 4: to be with stronger men is not true because why
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Speaker 4: would she want to be with a guy who's acting
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Speaker 4: like a baby? And I could watch Friday the 13th
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Speaker 4: from beginning to end and stare right at the screen
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Speaker 4: and never look away. You know, like when they put
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Speaker 4: the hypodermic needle into that guy's eye. or the one
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Speaker 4: scene where he takes a harpoon, or I forget what
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Speaker 4: it was, but he spews this dude through the face,
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Speaker 4: you know? I'm just totally staring at it. I never
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Speaker 4: flinch away, man. But she doesn't respect that.
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Speaker 3: You do this so that it gets you ready for
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Speaker 3: police duty?
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Speaker 4: Well, it's a good way to become used to, like,
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Speaker 4: the stuff that's going down out there, you know? And,
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Speaker 4: you know, I know I have to go to the academy.
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Speaker 4: Of course, yes, I do have to do that. I
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Speaker 4: know that, yes. But to get myself ready for how,
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Speaker 4: you know, violent it's going to be, I can watch,
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Speaker 4: I read all those movies, Bad Faces of Death. I'm
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Speaker 4: looking right at it when that one dude gets pulled
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Speaker 4: apart by, like, airplanes. I'm like, yeah, uh-huh. You know,
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Speaker 4: and I swear to God, man, someone could say, hey,
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Speaker 4: you want a peanut butter sandwich or something? I'm going
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Speaker 4: to go, yeah, man, you know, and I won't even
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Speaker 4: look away from the screen and go, yeah. Give me
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Speaker 4: a peanut butter sandwich while I tilt my head to
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Speaker 4: the right with my eyes still on the widescreen.
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Speaker 3: All right, but I mean, you know that's all fake.
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Speaker 4: Not Faces of Death. No, that's not.
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Speaker 2: All right, other than Faces of Death, you know the
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Speaker 2: rest of it's all fake.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is fake, but it's so real that people
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Speaker 4: scream in the movies. theater. Okay, so how can you
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Speaker 4: say it's fake when people are throwing up and screaming, see?
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Speaker 4: And if it's fake, how come her boyfriend is, like,
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Speaker 4: you know, cringing and stuff? During Resident Evil, when that
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Speaker 4: one ghoul came in, he put his hand on this
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Speaker 4: one guy's face. He's a professor. rip the guy's nose
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Speaker 4: off and everything you know i mean it's.
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Speaker 2: Pretty bad all right 1-800-449-8686 why do women want to
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Speaker 2: be with weak men and not with strong men and
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Speaker 2: here's a guy who wants to be a member of
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Speaker 2: the lapd and he was very much taken with this
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Speaker 2: one young lady who he thought was going to be
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Speaker 2: a police officer and turns out when he invited her
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Speaker 2: and her boyfriend over to watch some slasher movies apparently
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Speaker 2: they uh you know the boyfriend was scared of them
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Speaker 2: and the girl still wants to be With him, and
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Speaker 2: not with Dave, who watches them all the time from
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Speaker 2: beginning to end without covering his eyes.
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Speaker 3: Phil Hendry Show. The Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 5: The whore.
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Speaker 3: The Phil Hendry Show is back.
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Speaker 2: I have on the line with me Dave Ulliver, who
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Speaker 2: is studying criminal justice at the L.A.
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Speaker 3: Canyon College.
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Speaker 2: He is eventually going to hopefully go to the Los
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Speaker 2: Angeles Police Academy. And your thesis for your sociology paper
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Speaker 2: has to do with what the right mate is for
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Speaker 2: a police officer, right?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually, I named the paper because Mr. Adams,
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Speaker 4: who's our professor in a class, suggested I said, who's
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Speaker 4: the right mate for a cop, you know, is the
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Speaker 4: name of it. And the paper, you know, basically concludes
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Speaker 4: that women, you know, it's hard for a police officer
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Speaker 4: to get a good woman because they're scared of strong men,
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Speaker 4: you know. And they think they want a strong man.
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Speaker 2: All right, but this is based upon you inviting this girl, Annette,
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Speaker 2: who you really like, from your class over with her
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Speaker 2: boyfriend to your house, and you watched a series of movies. Now,
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Speaker 2: I've got them listed here. You started with Resident Evil?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. We started with Resident Evil, then we went
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Speaker 4: to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then Friday the 13th. But there's
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Speaker 4: probably a list of 15 straight movies that I can
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Speaker 4: watch straight to without even taking my eyes off the
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Speaker 4: screen or flinching or pretending like I've got a, you know...
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Speaker 4: go pee or something like that. I mean, in other words,
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Speaker 4: I could look at them.
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Speaker 2: And the guy she came over to the house with
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Speaker 2: was flinching and putting his hands over his eyes.
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir. That's right. And so that's when I turned
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Speaker 4: the TV off. It was like halfway through Friday the 13th.
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Speaker 4: I turned it off and I just pulled the chair
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Speaker 4: and I turned the chair around backwards and I sat
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Speaker 4: down and faced both of them. I said, okay, look,
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Speaker 4: let's get it out on the table. You know, I
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Speaker 4: said to her, Annette, you want to be with me
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Speaker 4: because I've seen all these movies and And I don't
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Speaker 4: even flinch. Now this guy you brought over to my home,
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Speaker 4: into my very home, and he's sitting there all pretending like,
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Speaker 4: you know, like he's looking at the screen, but he's
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Speaker 4: really looking down, you know, his eyes are down on
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Speaker 4: his stomach or something. To me that's not, you know,
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Speaker 4: it just wasn't honest, you know.
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Speaker 2: So therefore she should be with you, but she decided
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Speaker 2: that she didn't want to be with you, she wanted
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Speaker 2: to be with this guy.
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Speaker 4: Exactly, exactly.
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Speaker 3: All right, 1-800-449-8686. Wayne, you're on the air with Dave Oliva.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 4: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Go ahead, Wayne.
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Speaker 4: Mr. Henry, how are you doing? Good.
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Speaker 5: Listen, I'm a first-time caller. I have a background in
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Speaker 5: law enforcement. I actually work for Housing and Urban Development.
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Speaker 5: I was one of the gang units. First, I want
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Speaker 5: to start off with a question. Dave, how old are
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Speaker 5: you and where were you raised?
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Speaker 4: I'm 19 years old. I come from Monterey Park, California. Okay.
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Speaker 5: Your age alone, and I don't want to be insulting,
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Speaker 5: so please, anything I say, don't take it insulting. I
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Speaker 5: just haven't happened to be in blood. Your age alone
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Speaker 5: shows a lack of maturity, okay? My involvement in the
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Speaker 5: law enforcement community, actually, right now, I'm no longer in
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Speaker 5: law enforcement. I'm a VIP in Dignitary Protection. I do
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Speaker 5: a lot of work overseas, Mexico, the Philippines. I'm talking
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Speaker 5: about high-risk assignments. And I can tell you right now,
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Speaker 5: because I am married, I met my wife when I
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Speaker 5: was a police officer. I actually met my wife when
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Speaker 5: I was on a gang enforcement team. I worked in Carson, Compton, Pacoima.
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Speaker 5: I work with some of the most hardcore gangs that
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Speaker 5: you've ever heard of. I don't know if you've ever
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Speaker 5: heard of gangs like the Bloodbounty Hunters. These guys are
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Speaker 5: all right out of the pen. They're all killers.
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Speaker 4: Like Cryptoville? People like that?
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Speaker 5: I'm talking about the hardcore, scary guys, okay? Hold on,
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Speaker 5: hold on.
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Speaker 4: I'm not saying that you don't, you know, but what
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Speaker 4: about just, I'm not saying it's like that, but I'm
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Speaker 4: saying just for sitting around your house, isn't it good
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Speaker 4: training to look at like a gore movie? And not flinch.
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Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
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Speaker 5: Absolutely not. I can tell you right now, matter of factly,
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Speaker 5: I know several individuals, guys who have been in the
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Speaker 5: military and guys who have been with law enforcement, can
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Speaker 5: sit there. We've walked up together on crime scenes. I'm
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Speaker 5: talking about, and I'm going to be gory here for
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Speaker 5: a second, so please forgive me, but it's a fact
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Speaker 5: of life, where a baby is in the crib and
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Speaker 5: had half its head blown off by the father who
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Speaker 5: was all doped up, okay, because the guy just went nuts, okay?
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Speaker 5: I have worked with guys who can sit there and look...
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Speaker 5: Hold on, listen to me. Listen to me. The guys
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Speaker 5: that can sit there and look at that, not flinch,
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Speaker 5: because it's part of the job, but when they watch
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Speaker 5: some of these same horror slasher movies, they get shocked,
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Speaker 5: they jump, they flinch, they look away. One has nothing
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Speaker 5: to do with the other. Look at something that actually
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Speaker 5: used to be a living human being, a child, and
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Speaker 5: look at something that has no soul, no substance on television,
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Speaker 5: two worlds apart. One does not condition for the other.
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Speaker 4: But don't you think that, like, okay, she's with this guy...
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Speaker 4: And he's immediately all flinching. He's saying, you know, like
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Speaker 4: to block out the screaming. And he's going, la, la, la, la, la.
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Speaker 4: You know how guys do that? He's doing that. Don't
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Speaker 4: you think she should be with me?
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Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
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Speaker 4: Why not?
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm trying to answer. You've got to let me finish.
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Speaker 5: Because he can't sit there and watch some B-rated horror
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Speaker 5: slasher movie. It's got nothing to do with him as
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Speaker 5: an individual for a relationship. Maybe he's got a personality.
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Speaker 5: Maybe there's something about him that they click together. To
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Speaker 5: be honest with you, it sounds to me, by the
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Speaker 5: way you approached them, the way you said, look, he
15:58
Speaker 5: can't sit through this. He's acting like a girl. She
16:01
Speaker 5: probably took that as, you know what, this guy's cocky.
16:03
Speaker 5: He's full of himself. He's confrontational. She probably doesn't want
16:05
Speaker 5: to be at that. My friend, it's got nothing to
16:07
Speaker 5: do with a girl doesn't want to be with a
16:09
Speaker 5: strong-willed man. On the contrary, it takes a strong-willed woman
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Speaker 5: to be with a police officer.
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Speaker 4: Well, how come I had to go get this guy
16:23
Speaker 4: a box of tissues and everything? I mean, you've got
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Speaker 4: to understand, that's got to be weird, right? Okay, now
16:27
Speaker 4: let me say, what you just said about the baby having, like,
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Speaker 4: part of its head blown away, I didn't flinch when
16:34
Speaker 4: you said that, okay? That didn't make me flinch.
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Speaker 5: But saying it and seeing it are two different worlds.
16:39
Speaker 3: It's two different things, isn't it?
16:41
Speaker 4: It's two different worlds.
16:41
Speaker 5: It's absolutely two different worlds.
16:43
Speaker 4: You could go out. Okay, look. You could go out,
16:46
Speaker 4: and I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but you could
16:48
Speaker 4: go out and get, like, a cantaloupe or something and
16:50
Speaker 4: paint it up to look like a face and then
16:52
Speaker 4: blast it away, and that could get you used to it,
16:56
Speaker 4: couldn't it?
16:57
Speaker 5: No, it's not the same. It doesn't look the same.
16:59
Speaker 5: It doesn't smell the same.
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Speaker 3: Shoot a freaking cantaloupe in half?
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Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
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Speaker 5: Dave, listen, half of it has to do with seeing
17:08
Speaker 5: what was a live human body, and the other half.
17:11
Speaker 4: Is smell, okay?
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Speaker 5: There are odors that go with it. We're not watching
17:15
Speaker 5: Smell-O-Vision on TV with a scratch and sniff, okay? It's
17:18
Speaker 5: not the same thing.
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Speaker 4: What's a baby's head smell like? I don't understand how
17:22
Speaker 4: that's right.
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Speaker 3: Just take the gentleman's word for it. I mean, he's
17:25
Speaker 3: seen it, Dave. He's been there.
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Speaker 4: Right. No, and I respect that. I respect the man.
17:30
Speaker 4: He's walked the walk, you know. But I'm just talking
17:32
Speaker 4: about Annette. Why won't she be with me instead of
17:35
Speaker 4: this guy who's pretending like he's got a piece of, like,
17:39
Speaker 4: lint in his face, scratching his eyes so he doesn't
17:42
Speaker 4: have to look at the hypodermic scene in Halloween 2?
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Speaker 5: Okay, create me a problem. Was this the first night
17:47
Speaker 5: you met this individual?
17:48
Speaker 4: It was the first night I met him, yeah, but
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Speaker 4: I know Annette from school.
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Speaker 5: Correct, but it was the first night you met him.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
17:53
Speaker 5: You don't know the guy. She knows the guy. There
17:55
Speaker 5: are probably a hundred qualities about him that she absolutely
17:58
Speaker 5: loves that they click. Because he can't sit there and
18:00
Speaker 5: watch a horror movie, you know, it's got nothing to
18:03
Speaker 5: do with maturity. It's got to do with the fact
18:05
Speaker 5: that he doesn't like horror movies. He can't stomach them.
18:07
Speaker 5: It's got nothing to do with him as an individual,
18:09
Speaker 5: as a man.
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Speaker 4: Hey, can I ask you, how tall are you, sir?
18:12
Speaker 4: How tall are you? Six foot. Okay, don't most of
18:14
Speaker 4: you guys in private security are like 6'4, something like that?
18:17
Speaker 4: I met a guy who was former Secret Service, and
18:19
Speaker 4: he ran a security company. He's like, guy's like 6'5,
18:22
Speaker 4: or something.
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Speaker 5: Actually, most of the guys that I know are my
18:26
Speaker 5: height or shorter.
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah.
18:28
Speaker 5: Let me ask you, what has height got to do
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Speaker 5: with it?
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I've just seen this one guy
18:32
Speaker 4: that's really tall. I didn't think they took little small guys,
18:34
Speaker 4: you know?
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Speaker 3: 6'0, I'm 6'0. I don't think I'm small.
18:37
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, Mr. Henry, but you're not like... A cop
18:40
Speaker 4: or anything.
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Speaker 5: Dave, I'm six foot, I'm 215, I'm probably about 8%
18:45
Speaker 5: body fat.
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Speaker 4: Okay. When you said that the kid's head was blown away,
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Speaker 4: how do you just blow half of a baby's head away?
18:52
Speaker 4: Because if you're using a shotgun, the whole head would
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Speaker 4: be gone, wouldn't it?
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Speaker 3: Will you come on, man?
18:56
Speaker 5: Let's not talk about this like we're... Now you're talking
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Speaker 5: about terminal ballistics, angle projections, stuff like that.
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but I mean, if the dude used a shotgun,
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Speaker 4: the whole, like, it would only be two feet.
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Speaker 3: All right, look it. Wayne, thank you for sharing your
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Speaker 3: experience with us. It's very interesting.
19:11
Speaker 4: Absolutely. My pleasure.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate it very much, so thank you.
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Speaker 5: Can I close with this?
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 5: The last thing that he said shows a lack of maturity,
19:18
Speaker 5: and it's exactly why he probably should not be applying
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Speaker 5: for LAPD.
19:21
Speaker 4: No, no, I just want to know, if you're saying
19:22
Speaker 4: that a guy took a shotgun to a baby, and
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Speaker 4: his ability to shoot it was so good that only
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Speaker 4: like a half of.
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Speaker 5: A baby head went, I would say his ability to
19:32
Speaker 5: shoot was so bad that he only took off half
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Speaker 5: the head. He killed his own child.
19:37
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I know that, you know, and that's bad, but.
19:40
Speaker 5: Still, give credit where credit is due.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Wayne, thank you. Give credit where credit is due, huh?
19:47
Speaker 4: No, Mr. Ernie, I don't mean to say nothing, but
19:50
Speaker 4: if only half of a baby, well, I don't even
19:53
Speaker 4: want to talk about how a half a baby head
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Speaker 4: gets shot off.
19:59
Speaker 2: Dave Oliva with us. He is studying law enforcement at L.A.
20:03
Speaker 2: Canyon College. He watches slasher movies to try to give
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Speaker 2: him a sense of what he's up against if he
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Speaker 2: becomes a police officer. And his girl that he's interested
20:11
Speaker 2: in brought over a guy to the house, and the
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Speaker 2: guy couldn't take it.
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Speaker 3: The Phil Hendry Show. Talk radio's speed trap. Dave Oliva
20:18
Speaker 3: is my guest this hour.
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Speaker 2: Dave is a student of law enforcement and wants to
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Speaker 2: be a member of the Los Angeles police after graduating
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Speaker 2: from college. And then you go into the academy right
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Speaker 2: after UCLA, Dave?
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Speaker 4: Well, first I want to get my AA, you know,
20:33
Speaker 4: in college. Canyon College, yeah. And then I'm going to
20:36
Speaker 4: go to UCLA. Hopefully, you know, I want to transfer there.
20:41
Speaker 4: And then eventually I want to go to L.A. Police Academy,
20:43
Speaker 4: you know.
20:44
Speaker 2: Your thesis, this paper you did for your sociology class
20:49
Speaker 2: on the right mate for a police officer had to
20:51
Speaker 2: do with you inviting over this young lady you were
20:53
Speaker 2: interested in.
20:54
Speaker 3: Her boyfriend came along.
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Speaker 2: You showed slasher movies that you say you can watch
20:59
Speaker 2: without flinching. Now, you just heard that former police officer say,
21:02
Speaker 2: say that he's seen some pretty grotesque things that he
21:05
Speaker 2: didn't flinch at, and yet he and his friends would
21:07
Speaker 2: go watch slasher movies, and they would flinch.
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Speaker 4: Well, I think if you're talking about a baby head, see,
21:14
Speaker 4: that's got to be different, you know.
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Speaker 6: Why?
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Speaker 3: He said he saw a baby's head blown off.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's, what's that going to look like? It's
21:22
Speaker 4: just like somebody spilled some tomato soup or something, as
21:25
Speaker 4: opposed to a guy's head. Which is going to be different. See,
21:29
Speaker 4: so he didn't differentiate right there. See, he should have
21:32
Speaker 4: differentiated right there.
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about, man? Like he said, it
21:35
Speaker 3: was a human being, once alive, now dead.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he never did address how, if you're watching
21:42
Speaker 4: Resident Evil, I saw that guy going down the hallway,
21:46
Speaker 4: big as life. He was making jokes, and they did
21:49
Speaker 4: fart jokes, all kinds of stuff. Next thing you know,
21:51
Speaker 4: the guy's diced up by a laser grid.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that guy's an actor, man. We're talking about.
21:56
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Henry. I'm sorry. No. It's the
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Speaker 4: same thing, man.
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Speaker 3: No, you just heard that cop say that it wasn't.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Let's go over to Susan. You're on the Phil Henry Show, Susan.
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Speaker 7: Hi.
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 6: First of all, about Dave, does he not realize that
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Speaker 6: most cops really do not see this very... traumatic scenes
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Speaker 6: or murders, this and that.
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 4: That cop just said he did. That cop just said
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Speaker 4: that he did.
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Speaker 6: Okay, but how many come home and discuss it over dinner?
22:31
Speaker 4: Probably a lot of them, you know. They come home
22:32
Speaker 4: and talk about their work.
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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, they just say they went to a crime scene,
22:37
Speaker 6: it was bad, but do you think they actually go
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Speaker 6: into detail?
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Speaker 4: Well, see, the girl that was.
22:41
Speaker 6: And tell about every speck of blood?
22:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of them do, you know, to get
22:45
Speaker 4: it off their minds. You'll go home... And you'll be there, yeah,
22:49
Speaker 4: and even if your kids are there, you'll have to
22:51
Speaker 4: say it. Otherwise, if you don't talk about it, you'll
22:53
Speaker 4: go insane, you know, and you'll want to go and, like,
22:56
Speaker 4: kill people. So you'll come home and say, yeah, today, man,
22:59
Speaker 4: there was a baby in a microwave oven, man, and
23:02
Speaker 4: then you'll have to sit down to dinner. Come on, man.
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Speaker 8: With children there?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
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Speaker 6: I beg to differ. Usually you come home and say
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Speaker 6: there was a major accident with a baby. A parent
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Speaker 6: or whoever killed a baby. You don't go into detail.
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Speaker 4: Well, excuse me, ma'am.
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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I've worked trauma at hospitals.
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Speaker 4: Are you like a police officer or do you know?
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Speaker 6: No, but I used to work trauma in a major hospital.
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Speaker 4: What's that got to do with it?
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Speaker 6: I've seen the worst of worst accidents coming in, the
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Speaker 6: bodies mangled. I did not come home and tell details.
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Speaker 4: Well, ma'am.
23:32
Speaker 6: I said I saw a car accident, minor details. But
23:36
Speaker 6: I did not go, oh, this speck of blood was here.
23:38
Speaker 6: This is what was done.
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Speaker 4: Wait a minute. If the body's all mangled up, why
23:41
Speaker 4: did they take it to the hospital? Why didn't they
23:42
Speaker 4: just take it down to the graveyard?
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Speaker 6: Well, they always bring it to a trauma unit.
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Speaker 4: Even if it's dead? What is that?
23:52
Speaker 6: Yes, they do.
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Speaker 4: What's that about?
23:53
Speaker 6: They try to bring it in. It may be DOA,
23:57
Speaker 6: but they still bring it in.
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Speaker 4: They bring it in to try to breathe life into it?
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Speaker 4: That's what's wrong with our trauma center.
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Speaker 6: Have you ever heard DOA? Dead on arrival?
24:07
Speaker 4: Dead on arrival.
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Speaker 8: They still work it.
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Speaker 6: The doctor has to call it in the trauma.
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Speaker 4: Right, but it's dead.
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Speaker 6: And how many doctors have wives that are squeamish of blood?
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Speaker 6: Do you think they come home and just stop sticking
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Speaker 6: a needle into a patient's arm to draw blood?
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 4: Probably what a police officer does is, he's a tough guy.
24:25
Speaker 4: So if like, okay, let's get down to brass tacks.
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Speaker 4: Have you ever seen Friday the 13th?
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Speaker 6: Yes, I have, and I've seen all faces of death.
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Speaker 4: All the way through without flinching?
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 6: Doesn't faze me one bit.
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Speaker 4: Come on, man. Are you serious?
24:38
Speaker 6: Yes. Faces of death?
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Speaker 4: No, no, no. I loved it. No, no, no. I
24:42
Speaker 4: mean Friday the 13th and Resident Evil back-to-back.
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Speaker 8: No big deal.
24:47
Speaker 4: It's all fake. Well, okay, but most people have got
24:51
Speaker 4: to pretend like they're... But.
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Speaker 6: Have you ever seen that and sat in a trauma
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Speaker 6: unit and seen somebody come in looking like that? Big difference.
24:58
Speaker 6: You do not go home and discuss it with your spouse.
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Speaker 4: What difference does it make?
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Speaker 2: One's real and one's... And what's this got to do
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Speaker 2: with finding the right wife?
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Speaker 4: Because you've got to be tough to be able to
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Speaker 4: look at Resident Evil. I don't care what nobody says. Okay, fine.
25:13
Speaker 3: All right, fine. So you're tough.
25:14
Speaker 2: So this chick that you had, pardon me for using
25:16
Speaker 2: the term chick, but you had her over at the
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Speaker 2: house on Friday night, she prefers the guy that's going
25:20
Speaker 2: to pretend like he has a headache or he forgot
25:23
Speaker 2: something at the office so his head's down and his
25:25
Speaker 2: hand's over his eyes so he doesn't have to look
25:27
Speaker 2: at the dude getting lasered up in Resident Evil.
25:29
Speaker 4: Well, that sounds almost bitch-like.
25:33
Speaker 3: Watch the word bitch with a lady on the phone, okay?
25:36
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man.
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Speaker 6: Actually, that doesn't offend me.
25:37
Speaker 4: I apologize, man. I apologize, man. Don't worry about it.
25:40
Speaker 4: But all I'm saying is, like, she brings this bitch
25:42
Speaker 4: over to my house.
25:43
Speaker 3: Let's just not call the guy a bitch.
25:45
Speaker 4: He's acting like a bitch, you know, and he can't
25:47
Speaker 4: even watch other people. Dave Hunt. And the whole, you know,
25:52
Speaker 4: getting a harpoon. Forget it, man.
25:55
Speaker 7: Jesus.
25:57
Speaker 6: But does it matter if he can watch a horror flick?
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Speaker 4: How old are you, anyway?
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Speaker 6: 36.
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Speaker 4: You sound like my kind of woman, you know, because
26:06
Speaker 4: you can look at Resident Evil and not even flinch. Jesus.
26:10
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
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Speaker 6: Faces of Death, the greatest series out there.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. I totally agree.
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Speaker 6: That doesn't mean seeing it on film, seeing it in
26:21
Speaker 6: person is not going to affect you differently.
26:24
Speaker 4: Have you ever sat down to watch, like, let's say
26:28
Speaker 4: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and one of your friends is
26:31
Speaker 4: going like, oh, wow, you know, I forgot something at
26:34
Speaker 4: the office, because they've got their hand over their eyes
26:36
Speaker 4: like they don't want to look at it.
26:38
Speaker 8: Yeah.
26:39
Speaker 4: It's happened to me, too. It makes me disgusted.
26:41
Speaker 6: And happy birthday me with the kebab down the throat.
26:44
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the kebab scene? Yeah. But that doesn't mean.
26:48
Speaker 6: That you see it in person. It's not going to
26:50
Speaker 6: affect you.
26:51
Speaker 4: Right.
26:51
Speaker 3: All right, listen, thank you very much, Susan.
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Speaker 4: 1-800- Can I get this chick's number?
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Speaker 3: I hung up on her.
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Speaker 4: Oh, thanks a lot, man. Go ahead, man. What are
27:00
Speaker 4: you talking about?
27:01
Speaker 3: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: Dave Oliver with us. And if you've seen the kebab
27:06
Speaker 2: scene in Happy Birthday to Me, brother, you're ready to
27:09
Speaker 2: be a cop. It's the Phil Hendry Show.
27:11
Speaker 3: Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 4: I'm studying to be LAPD. That's right. I'm going to
27:14
Speaker 4: be LAPD. Hey, how do you like me now? How
27:16
Speaker 4: do you like me now?
27:16
Speaker 3: The Phil Hendry Show is back.
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Speaker 4: What are you talking about, man? But the other movie
27:19
Speaker 4: that I saw one night was Psycho. That Psycho's nothing,
27:22
Speaker 4: you know? But if you can't see Psycho, and then
27:28
Speaker 4: go take a shower? How much, you know, how pussed
27:32
Speaker 4: out are you then?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but man, if you go see the movie Psycho,
27:36
Speaker 2: and it scares you to have a shower, you're telling.
27:39
Speaker 3: Me you can't be a cop?
27:41
Speaker 4: I'm just saying the guy she was with, she'd rather
27:44
Speaker 4: be with him than with me, and she wants to
27:45
Speaker 4: be a cop too?
27:47
Speaker 3: I don't know, man. I don't know how women think. 1-800-440,
27:50
Speaker 3: believe me.
27:51
Speaker 4: Are you married, Mr. Henry?
27:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm married.
27:53
Speaker 4: And you don't know how women think?
27:55
Speaker 3: No, I do not, man. As a matter of fact,
27:56
Speaker 3: being married... I know less about it.
27:58
Speaker 2: I know far less now about women than I've ever known,
28:01
Speaker 2: and I've been married eight years.
28:02
Speaker 3: Thank you.
28:03
Speaker 4: Well, don't you think that's pathetic?
28:05
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's pathetic. I think it's just life.
28:07
Speaker 2: You know, you're learning as you go. What do you
28:10
Speaker 2: want me to say?
28:10
Speaker 4: I mean, 1-800-449-8686.
28:15
Speaker 3: Sophia, you're on the Phil Henry Show. Hello, Sophia.
28:17
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
28:18
Speaker 6: All right.
28:19
Speaker 8: First of all, I'd like to talk to this young
28:21
Speaker 8: gentleman there. Tell me... Do you judge a character of
28:25
Speaker 8: a person based on a Class B film?
28:28
Speaker 4: Did I tear the neck off a parrot? You just
28:31
Speaker 4: said I teared the face off a parrot?
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Speaker 8: Excuse me?
28:34
Speaker 4: What did you just say?
28:35
Speaker 3: You have to say that again, Sophia, because your phone
28:37
Speaker 3: broke up.
28:38
Speaker 6: Is that like she said.
28:39
Speaker 4: Do you ever tear the face off a parrot to
28:41
Speaker 4: figure out how someone will be a partner? I don't know.
28:45
Speaker 8: Are you judging a character based on a.
28:48
Speaker 6: Class B film that you are watching?
28:51
Speaker 8: Is that what life is bound to?
28:53
Speaker 4: No. What I'm saying, ma'am, is if you can't watch
28:57
Speaker 4: Resident Evil Part 3 all the way through without hiding
29:00
Speaker 4: your eyes, what are you all about?
29:03
Speaker 8: But you make no sense. Don't you realize that?
29:05
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen that movie?
29:06
Speaker 8: Did you make no sense?
29:07
Speaker 4: I make total sense. Have you ever seen that movie?
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Speaker 8: I don't need to see it. I saw it in
29:11
Speaker 8: real life, man.
29:12
Speaker 4: You saw Resident Evil?
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Speaker 8: I saw it in real life.
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Speaker 4: You saw a guy get split apart by a laser beam? Yeah, see? No,
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Speaker 4: you didn't.
29:19
Speaker 8: Listen, let me tell you something.
29:21
Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
29:21
Speaker 8: No, you didn't. Now I'm going to teach you a
29:22
Speaker 8: lesson in life.
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Speaker 4: If you saw a laser beam slice a guy, then
29:27
Speaker 4: I want to know about it.
29:29
Speaker 8: Let me teach you a lesson in life. To be
29:32
Speaker 8: a human being is not measured on a Class B
29:36
Speaker 8: film that you're watching.
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Speaker 4: It sounds like you just said to be a human being.
29:39
Speaker 8: Listen to me. Don't talk so much.
29:40
Speaker 4: Listen. I can't understand you. Your phone broke up. Okay.
29:44
Speaker 8: Listen to me. I am Israeli, served in my Israeli army,
29:49
Speaker 8: all right?
29:49
Speaker 4: Yeah.
29:50
Speaker 8: Side by side, my Israeli guys fellows, which they are
29:54
Speaker 8: the most vicious on the field when it comes to battle.
29:58
Speaker 8: and the most conscientious human being in ordinary life.
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Speaker 4: Okay, did they use laser rays?
30:03
Speaker 8: So I don't understand what you're saying.
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Speaker 6: It makes no sense.
30:06
Speaker 4: Did they use laser rays in the Israeli army?
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Speaker 8: Listen to me.
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Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
30:13
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, man.
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Speaker 2: The lady is saying she's been around guys. She's been
30:17
Speaker 2: in war. She's been in the army.
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Speaker 4: Well, what do you mean war?
30:20
Speaker 3: She was in the Israeli army.
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Speaker 4: Okay. But where were they in?
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Speaker 3: What are you talking about, you idiot?
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Speaker 4: They were in the... Wait a minute, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Ernie.
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Speaker 4: I'm going to be LAPD. Don't call me an idiot. Now, ma'am.
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Speaker 8: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 4: You were in the what army?
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Speaker 6: Phil, why don't you tell them?
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Speaker 2: He was in the Israeli army, and there's been nothing
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Speaker 2: but freaking war down.
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Speaker 3: There, okay? Now, look, Dave.
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Speaker 4: Excuse me, Mr. Henry, have you ever been in combat?
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Speaker 3: Would you come on, man, and just listen to me?
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Speaker 2: She ain't saying she saw a guy get sliced up
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Speaker 2: by a laser ray or whatever the hell you saw
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Speaker 2: in Resident Evil.
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Speaker 3: She's saying she's seen real dead guys, okay?
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Speaker 4: Exactly. Okay, but if you don't have dead guys laying
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Speaker 4: around you all the time, like maybe Sophia does, then
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Speaker 4: the next best thing is to see Friday the 13th. Jesus!
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Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. Wisdom and intelligence.
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Speaker 4: I'm not even getting through to this chick.
31:15
Speaker 8: Wisdom and intelligence will not be measured in.
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Speaker 6: Class B films that you're watching.
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Speaker 8: And relationship that you want to earn in the future
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Speaker 8: will not be based on Class B films that you're watching.
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Speaker 4: And most of those movies are produced in Israel. Ooh,
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Speaker 4: that's got to hurt.
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Speaker 8: Relationship is not based on film. Relationship is based on body,
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Speaker 8: on mind, and on soul. You understand?
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 8: So when you watch a film, you're not using all
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Speaker 8: those dimensions.
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Speaker 4: Have you seen those movies?
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Speaker 8: I don't need to see them. I told you, I
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Speaker 8: lived the real thing.
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Speaker 4: Okay, so you lived Friday the 13th where a guy
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Speaker 4: came out of the lake with a spear. Yeah, sure.
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Speaker 8: I think you should grow up and you should get
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Speaker 8: out of the box. and stop being narrow-minded, and now
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Speaker 8: I have a great doubt that you will be a policeman.
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Speaker 8: Let me tell you something.
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Speaker 4: You say you've lived it, but you've never seen a
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Speaker 4: dude come down the road with a chainsaw.
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Speaker 8: If you put a judgment on an individual whether or
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Speaker 8: not they can watch a film to take you as
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Speaker 8: a boyfriend or not, this is a bunch of nonsense.
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Speaker 8: The bottom line is, a woman wants to know... If
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Speaker 8: she's dealing with human beings that use all its dimensions
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Speaker 8: and not part of it.
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Speaker 4: Are you telling me you saw a guy get up
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Speaker 4: out of a.
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Speaker 5: Flaming fire and be alive?
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Speaker 8: And you don't want to hear anything else.
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Speaker 4: I'm listening to you. Why don't you go and.
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Speaker 8: Be an extra in those films? Earn your money that way.
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Speaker 4: Ma'am, you said that you lived it, and yet I
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Speaker 4: asked you, did a guy chase you down the road
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Speaker 4: with a chainsaw wearing a mask made out of somebody's skin?
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Speaker 4: That makes no sense.
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Speaker 6: You have no intelligence and no wisdom, and you're not
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Speaker 6: even willing to listen.
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Speaker 4: I did listen to you. You said you lived it.
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Speaker 8: No, you're not listening because you're still stuck in those films.
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Speaker 8: Why don't you talk about relationships? You said you want
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Speaker 8: to earn relationship in the future.
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Speaker 4: Ma'am, you said you lived it, okay? So you saw
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Speaker 4: a guy tie himself down and allow himself to be
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Speaker 4: eaten by zombies, right? If you lived it.
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Speaker 2: She said she lived the kind of horror and violence
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Speaker 2: that those movies are emblematic of. No, she didn't see
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Speaker 2: a guy tie himself down and allow himself to be
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Speaker 2: eaten by zombies. She saw real stuff. When's the last
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Speaker 2: time a guy actually got eaten by zombies?
33:29
Speaker 4: What difference does it make?
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Speaker 3: It makes a big difference.
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Speaker 2: A cat never tied himself down to get eaten by zombies,
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Speaker 2: as far as I know.
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Speaker 4: Well, then obviously you've never seen Day of the Dead,
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Speaker 4: so you can't say.
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Speaker 2: Day of the freaking Dead? That ain't even based on
33:42
Speaker 2: anything real, man. And what do you mean a guy
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Speaker 2: gets sliced up by laser rays? They don't have any
33:47
Speaker 2: laser rays down in the Middle East. They don't even,
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Speaker 2: the freaking guys are throwing rocks down there. What do
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Speaker 2: you think, the Israelis are walking into laser rays and
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Speaker 2: getting sliced up?
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Speaker 4: Mr. Henry, until you've seen Friday the 13th where Kevin
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Speaker 4: Bacon gets a spear through his neck.
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Speaker 3: Will you shut up?
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Speaker 4: Okay, now you've allowed the woman to laugh at me.
34:10
Speaker 4: You've allowed a woman to laugh at me.
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Speaker 8: I'm laughing at you.
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Speaker 4: You've allowed a woman to laugh at me.
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Speaker 3: I've got to take a break, okay?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, take a break, Mr. Henry, because the woman has
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Speaker 4: now laughed at me. The woman has laughed at me.
34:19
Speaker 3: Are you for real?
34:19
Speaker 4: The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686. Okay, that's all I'm saying.
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Speaker 4: If you can sit through that.
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Speaker 2: If you can sit through the scene where the dude
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Speaker 2: is getting eaten by zombies in Day of the Dead,
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Speaker 2: that's fine, man, but you just heard a cop say
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Speaker 2: it doesn't have nothing to do with reality.
34:39
Speaker 3: You just heard a cop say that.
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Speaker 2: A cop, what you want to be, and you won't
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Speaker 2: listen to him.
34:44
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, man, I don't think no cops have
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Speaker 4: tried it, that's all. It's a new approach.
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Speaker 2: Okay, man, you go out and find a 30-year veteran
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Speaker 2: and say, hey, why don't you try sitting through Day
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Speaker 2: of the Dead without flinching?
34:55
Speaker 3: Dan, go ahead, you're on a Phil Hendry show.
34:57
Speaker 7: Yes, I'd like to tell that young man.
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Speaker 1: First thing I learned....
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Speaker 4: What? Hey, Dan, why don't you pay your phone bill, man? Oh, man. Oh, yeah,
35:09
Speaker 4: that was good, man. Come on, you're going to give
35:11
Speaker 4: me five on that, Mr. Henry. Huh?
35:13
Speaker 3: It was okay.
35:14
Speaker 4: Score it. One me, zero Dan. Get your phone fixed, man. Jesus.
35:22
Speaker 3: You are a smartass. I'll give you that much.
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Speaker 4: Hey, I'd like to tell a young man something. Click. Yeah, hey, dude,
35:29
Speaker 4: before you tell me something, how about putting a check
35:31
Speaker 4: in the envelope, man, for Southern Bell? God, man.
35:34
Speaker 3: All right, let me go over to Caroline.
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Speaker 4: Go ahead.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm having a hard time connecting the dots here,
35:40
Speaker 7: and it sounds like Dave is, too. But it sounds
35:44
Speaker 7: to me, Dave, you need to go into another line
35:47
Speaker 7: of business, maybe the entertainment business. But, you know... I'm
35:54
Speaker 7: actually afraid for anyone like you to be an officer,
35:56
Speaker 7: to tell you the truth.
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Speaker 4: Why? Because I have respect for law and order?
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Speaker 7: No. You have said not one word about law and order, and.
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Speaker 4: I'm talking about being able to deal with, you know, ghoulish,
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Speaker 4: you know, slasher stuff.
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Speaker 7: And how much of that do you think you're going
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Speaker 7: to be able to see? I mean, I would think
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Speaker 7: most of your time would be spent.
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