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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now more marximone on sevent ten. Wr Well, it's October seventh.
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  Speaker 1: It's a two year anniversary of that horrible, horrible day
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  Speaker 1: that was the nine to eleven for Israel. October seventh,
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  Speaker 1: it is two years later. Hopefully the peace agreement will
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  Speaker 1: happen at some point this week, President Trump saying thought
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  Speaker 1: they were close. He did a great interview last night.
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  Speaker 1: Greg Kelly reports The Great Show on Newsmax every night
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  Speaker 1: at nine o'clock. President Trump called in last night, great interview.
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  Speaker 1: You talked about everything from a bad Bunny. You can
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  Speaker 1: if you go to the Newsmax website or the Newsmax app,
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  Speaker 1: you can watch last night's a great interview with President Trump,
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  Speaker 1: followed by me. By the way, I was the next
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  Speaker 1: guest on there. But great interview last night. So hey. Also,
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  Speaker 1: it's October seventh. It's the twenty ninth anniversary of Well
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  Speaker 1: on this day. In nineteen ninety October seventh, nineteen ninety six,
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  Speaker 1: it was the debut of something called the Fox News Channel.
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  Speaker 1: Now it was New Revolutionary. It just kind of came
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  Speaker 1: on the air bill O'Reilly. I think was there from
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  Speaker 1: day one. I think Sean Hannity was there from day one,
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  Speaker 1: but the day before the Fox News Channel, it was
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  Speaker 1: the cable landscape was basically CNN, was MSNBC there yet, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was. It was CNN, and CNN
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  Speaker 1: had a second channel called America's Talking that eventually became MSNBC.
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  Speaker 1: But before Fox News started on this day in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: ninety six, the biggest thing on cable, the one thing
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  Speaker 1: everybody watched, was Larry King Live. Every night at nine o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: it was Larry King Live from Washington. And there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: like it today because Larry King Live one night might
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  Speaker 1: be the House Majority Leader, or it might be a senator,
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  Speaker 1: and the next night it might be Suzanne Summers. It
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  Speaker 1: was you could do that back in those days. You
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  Speaker 1: could be an entertainment show, you could be a news show.
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  Speaker 1: You could have a wide variety of people. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: guess you could still do that on a Jimmy Fallon
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  Speaker 1: or The View. But that's the way it was. And
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  Speaker 1: world leader, every world leader would come on Larry King
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  Speaker 1: Live and it was a major show. It was the
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  Speaker 1: number one show and cable until the Fox News Channel
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  Speaker 1: came along and just wiped out everything CNN and everything
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  Speaker 1: and then Bill O'Reilly became the biggest show, and then
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  Speaker 1: Sean Hannity became the biggest show, and then everything that fucked.
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  Speaker 1: But it's almost thirty years, twenty nine years, incredible success.
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  Speaker 1: It's bigger than ever, doing better than ever, while all
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  Speaker 1: the other cable networks just fizzle out. Last night, speaking
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  Speaker 1: to Jimmy Fallon, Taylor Swift was the guest. Hey, Roger
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  Speaker 1: Friedman will be with a little later this hour. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about this. She is unbelievable at merchandising,
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  Speaker 1: at marketing, at all of that stuff. But there she
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  Speaker 1: was last night on Fallon. This was like, well, the
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  Speaker 1: big appearance was last week. It was right here down
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  Speaker 1: the hall. She was on with Elvis Duran. That was
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  Speaker 1: the first big interview. But Taylor Swift last night, Jimmy Fallon,
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: For Travis the podcast was just sort of like a distraction,
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  Speaker 2: sort of ruse to keep me not looking out the
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  Speaker 2: windows of the house.
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  Speaker 1: It was all happening. It was the backyard normal.
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  Speaker 2: When you got there, Like I don't every time he
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  Speaker 2: does the podcast. It's not like he like blacks out
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  Speaker 2: all the windows.
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  Speaker 3: Like the drap.
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  Speaker 2: It's like fully like just blackout drapes on every single
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  Speaker 2: window of the whole house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, honey, this is real sacred, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Serious about this, and I really appreciate that. But then
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  Speaker 2: after what I kind of realized like he's he's walking
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  Speaker 2: around sort of nervous about the podcast. He's like, my
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  Speaker 2: heart is racing. I just really want I know how
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  Speaker 2: much this means to you, like, really want this to
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  Speaker 2: be what you hoped it would be.
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  Speaker 1: Now, let me explain to the audience. This is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be fascinating story. This is what late night talk
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  Speaker 1: has become. It's not like when you watch Johnny Carson
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  Speaker 1: highlights and there's Don Rickles and there's this and this.
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  Speaker 1: By today's standards of late night, this is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be a great story, fascinating. He's supposed to be hanging
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  Speaker 1: on the edge of your seat watching this. And you
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  Speaker 1: know they don't do an anniversary show. I remember Carson
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  Speaker 1: used to do an anniversary show every year. We'd play
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  Speaker 1: all the highlights. Fallon doesn't do that because there's no highlights.
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  Speaker 1: But what would you play this there's no highlights by
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  Speaker 1: the end of the year. Here's more.
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  Speaker 2: He's just my favorite personal.
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  Speaker 1: He's talking about Travis Kelsey.
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  Speaker 2: He's just my favorite person I've ever met. No offense
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  Speaker 2: to everyone else, but the fact that the fact that
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  Speaker 2: this is the person that I get to hang out
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  Speaker 2: with every day forever is just like that, that's the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing of it. You look at that and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I did to hang out with him forever, and this
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  Speaker 2: represents that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, now, let's be honest, you know, to each
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  Speaker 1: his own. But when you look around the world at
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  Speaker 1: all the people you've seen in the world, do you
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  Speaker 1: say to yourself, when you see Travis Kelse, that's the
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  Speaker 1: guy I want to hang out with. I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know who he was, he just looks like
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  Speaker 1: a bouncer at a club or something. This is Do
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  Speaker 1: you look at him and say this, this is who
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  Speaker 1: I want to hang out with. This is who I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk But you gotta give a credit. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get we'll get to this later in the hour.
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  Speaker 1: The merchandising, the marketing, This woman is a genius at it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to all of that coming up. Hey, in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Ice is going around the country and they're
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  Speaker 1: arresting illegals. This is what you want him to do.
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  Speaker 1: They're arresting illegals. They're not arresting any immigrants. They're not
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  Speaker 1: arresting migrants. They're arresting illegals that are here illegally, and
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  Speaker 1: they're taking these illegals off the streets, taking them to
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  Speaker 1: court and deporting them. This is the whole idea. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: to Biden and company, millions and millions and millions of
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  Speaker 1: illegals broke into the country and they're being removed one
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  Speaker 1: by one by Ice. He's doing a great job. So
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  Speaker 1: you had these democrats are so so angry, so nuts,
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  Speaker 1: so violent. First you had protests around ICE and their
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  Speaker 1: headquarters and the agents, and then you had riots around ICE,
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  Speaker 1: and then you had attack, even had a guy shoot
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  Speaker 1: at ICE agents. And now in Chicago, these ICE agents,
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  Speaker 1: there's a few cars. They're going through Chicago and these
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  Speaker 1: crazy left wing violent democrats got a caravan of cars.
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  Speaker 1: They got like ten cars, and these crazy left wing
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  Speaker 1: democrats were armed automatic weapons, semi automatic weapons. They surrounded
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  Speaker 1: the ICE agents, their cars, surrounded the ICE cars, boxed
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  Speaker 1: them in and trapped them. It was an out and
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  Speaker 1: out ambush, just like you see on Blue Bloods. You
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  Speaker 1: know when Danny Reagan's transporting the prisoner and the drug
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  Speaker 1: cartel surround his car and start firing it. But the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Now, where were the Chicago police? It turned
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  Speaker 1: out the ICE agents they were in this ambush, in
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  Speaker 1: the standoff. Eventually the ICE agents had to pull their
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  Speaker 1: guns out and start shooting defensively. But where were the police.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't the police move in and protect them? Well,
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  Speaker 1: they were ordered not to by the Mayor of Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: and we think by JB. Pritzker that fat Ralph Cramden, governor.
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  Speaker 1: The police were there, they could have stopped this. They
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  Speaker 1: could have saved the ICE agents, but they were told
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  Speaker 1: not to. We have the actual audio. Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: the police are there, they want to move in and
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  Speaker 1: save the ICE agents. Here's the actual audio. This is
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  Speaker 1: the dispatcher ordering them not to do it.
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  Speaker 3: And again for the Chief of Patrol, we have all
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  Speaker 3: the units. Chief of Patrol said, all units clear out
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  Speaker 3: from there. We're not sending anybody over to that location.
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  Speaker 3: Right and nine just took him from a thirty ninth
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  Speaker 3: place in Kenzie. They were saying that they were being
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  Speaker 3: surrounded by that large crowd and they were requesting the
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  Speaker 3: police were not sending waving off all of the cars,
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  Speaker 3: having the thirty ninth place and cassy.
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  Speaker 1: Per chief of police do not respond, let them get
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  Speaker 1: shot at in that ambush. So the chief of police,
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  Speaker 1: of course did not decide this on his own. The
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  Speaker 1: mayor was behind him, and we assumed the governor that's
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  Speaker 1: that fat slab Ralph Cramden, the governor of Illinois, Pritzker.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what he had to say.
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  Speaker 4: We don't have a lot of facts. Remember, these are
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  Speaker 4: the same folks who killed a person, unarmed person, just
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  Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago in Franklin Park. At first
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  Speaker 4: they said that the officer had been threatened with his life.
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  Speaker 4: The reality of it and the truth of it has
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  Speaker 4: now come out and that wasn't the case. They killed somebody.
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  Speaker 4: They are just putting out their propaganda and then we've
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  Speaker 4: got it later determine what actually happened.
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  Speaker 1: We already know what happened. We've got surveillance footage, we've
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  Speaker 1: got witnesses. We absolutely know what happened. The ice car
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  Speaker 1: were moving through Chicago. A group of violent, crazy left
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  Speaker 1: wing democrats with ten cars surrounded them, boxed them in.
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  Speaker 1: They had automatic weapons. We know this. This surveillance video
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  Speaker 1: released the video. If you're gonna do that active we
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  Speaker 1: don't have the facts, release the video. Let's see it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you might not realize this, there's a government shutdown. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think anybody notices, you know, even if you watch
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  Speaker 1: the crazy left wing stations, like you know, if you
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  Speaker 1: watch MSNBC, the shutdown is like story number twelve. It's
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  Speaker 1: like twenty minutes into the hour they get to it.
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  Speaker 1: And the problem is, you got Schumer, who's a ridiculous figure,
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  Speaker 1: just the most ineffective leader in the world. Even John
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  Speaker 1: Stewart last night calling him America's flat tire. He's like
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  Speaker 1: just a bad flat tire. Speaking of flat, you got
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  Speaker 1: this Hakem. Jefferies, who looks like a robut who just
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  Speaker 1: looks like a robut looks into the camera. He's all stiff,
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  Speaker 1: and he's the worst spokesman.
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  Speaker 5: Either Leader Schumer or myself have heard a word from
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  Speaker 5: thedministration about resolving this issue, making clear to us that
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  Speaker 5: the White House wanted to shut the government down.
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  Speaker 1: You could you got the uh I hate to say,
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  Speaker 1: I hate to say continuing Resolution CR, clean c R,
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  Speaker 1: whatever the hell that is. You could do the extension.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a seven week extension. Just sign the
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. But do you know what you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to sign it? Don't sign it. Nobody notices this government shutdown. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: some people say, hey, we just had a government shutdown
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  Speaker 1: for four years. It was called the Biden administration. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: mayoral race, Rudy Giuliani has endorsed Curtis Leewell officially endorsement
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  Speaker 1: from Rudy Giuliani. Now his name, some will argue, well,
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  Speaker 1: his name's a little tarnished right now. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you think of Rudy Giuliani, he is the world expert,
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  Speaker 1: the number one expert on earth on how to run
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  Speaker 1: New York City. He's the greatest mayor in the history
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  Speaker 1: of the world. Nobody knows more about how to be
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  Speaker 1: mayor of New York than Rudy Giuliani. And he has
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  Speaker 1: officially endorsed Curtis Sliwa. Now to counter that, Cuomo keeps
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  Speaker 1: telling you, he keeps announcing these union into the plumbers Union,
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  Speaker 1: the Electricians Union into who the hell cares you know,
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  Speaker 1: if I wanted to know who's going to be a
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  Speaker 1: good mayor, I would ask Rudy Giuliani. I wouldn't call
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  Speaker 1: my electrician and say, what do you think? Who should
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  Speaker 1: I vote for?
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  Speaker 3: It?
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  Speaker 1: If I needed a light switch fixed, I might ask him,
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  Speaker 1: but not who to vote for for mayor. So big endorsement,
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  Speaker 1: and the debate is a week from Thursday. It's next week,
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  Speaker 1: next Thursday, the sixteenth. That's the debate. That's where Curtis
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  Speaker 1: could turn things around. So you know, Amazon has now
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  Speaker 1: bought the rights to all the James Bond movies. They
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  Speaker 1: own all the James vontilms. They're putting them up on
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  Speaker 1: Amazon so you can watch them, buy them, rent them, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But Amazon, you know everybody's got to get that Charlie
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  Speaker 1: Gasprino book, Go Woke, Go Broke. You got to read
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  Speaker 1: that book Amazon Going Woke. I'm not kidding you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: every James Bond movie had a great poster, you know,
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  Speaker 1: on the movie theaters or on the cover of the
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  Speaker 1: DVD or whatever. They have the great posters with Bond. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they all had a gun. He remember, he'd posed with
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  Speaker 1: the gun in his hand. Amazon has removed the guns
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  Speaker 1: from the posters, so it's Bond with no gun. The
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  Speaker 1: whole movie is about Bond shooting people, killing people. He
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  Speaker 1: has a license to kill. That's the whole idea of Bond.
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  Speaker 1: But they've removed the gun from the posters. So here's
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  Speaker 1: one where he's like this with the gun with his
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  Speaker 1: hand up here, so that you got to put something there,
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  Speaker 1: so it's just like him holding his fist up. It
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  Speaker 1: just looks weird. It's absolutely insane. If you're that woke,
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  Speaker 1: don't sell Bond films. I mean, that's what he does
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  Speaker 1: in the films. He blows up buildings, he shoots people,
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  Speaker 1: he drives the people off a cliff. It's a license
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  Speaker 1: to kill, which has never been explained. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: who exactly issues that license to kill? Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that England could issue you a license to kill? You
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  Speaker 1: can go anywhere in the world, kill anybody. Anybody says
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  Speaker 1: a word, I got, I got a license to kill. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. It's the craziest. The whole Bond thing never
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  Speaker 1: made any sense. It's fascinating that people take it seriously.
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  Speaker 1: It makes no sense. You know, he's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: a secret agent, top secret agent. Now you notice in
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  Speaker 1: the film wherever he goes anywhere in the world. He
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  Speaker 1: goes to Monte Carlo, he goes to Hong Kong. He
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  Speaker 1: walks into any bar, any hotel, and behind the desk
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  Speaker 1: the guy says, mister Bond, Oh, mister Bond, welcome. What
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  Speaker 1: kind of secret agent is If every hotel clerk in
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  Speaker 1: the world seems to know this guy, every casino guy
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  Speaker 1: knows him, it's just a and you remember the way
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  Speaker 1: he would order a drink. When he'd order that martini, goes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have it shaken, not stirred. You know, nowadays you're
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  Speaker 1: lucky if the waiter even comes back. If you think
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  Speaker 1: he's going to get that right shaken nuts to, you're
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  Speaker 1: a little crazy. Hey, well, take some calls in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten