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Lunch with the Clydesdale - The Feet Episode... Shoes, Jump Ropes and Maybe Pics? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

0:02
According to the National Weather Service,
0:03
we're coming in like a tornado today.
0:17
I love the chase and the hunt and
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I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want and I
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always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up.
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it's lunch time what is going on everybody
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welcome to lunch with the clydesdale we
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are back and better than ever it is
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A wild weather Wednesday here in Columbus,
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Ohio.
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Woke up to thunderstorms.
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Then got a wind advisory until seven p.m.
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tonight.
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And then got a tornado watch until noon
1:10
today, which we got through.
1:13
But all of this,
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I was in meetings up until the show.
1:20
Outside my house,
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like the trees are beating on the outside
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of my house.
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it was crazy man my wife actually like
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screamed at one point uh because it got
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a little hairy but uh so yeah crazy
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crazy crazy but hopefully tornado watch is
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done hopefully we are in the clear for
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the rest of the evening um but yeah
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crazy crazy stuff and then i'm trying to
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catch up with all the crossfit news in
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like five minutes before the show goes
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live
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And holy crap, did a lot happen.
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Yeah, I would agree to that.
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So just what I saw in the last
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little bit, let's hit a couple of these.
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Okay.
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Let's start here.
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I saw this.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jason Hopper wants to compete at
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Wadapalooza,
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and he's offering three grand for someone
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to drop out.
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I mean, he's committed.
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We've never seen anything like that
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before.
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No.
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And then you saw Hiller in the comments
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offering five grand.
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I did not see that.
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Oh, there it is.
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I'm offering five.
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There we go.
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That's wild, dude.
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I mean, hey, he wants to go.
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Jenny comments there are about ten on the
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leaderboard that should take that offer.
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CrossFit, just so you know,
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if you didn't see the emblem,
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this is from the barbell spin.
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Because I don't...
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This CrossFit news network,
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I still haven't figured out.
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I'm assuming it's a competitor to the
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spin.
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Which is bananas because that's where
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Sylvain normally gets his news from
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anyway.
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But the CrossFit Network has created their
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own news website and own news channel on
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Instagram.
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I like the layout of the website.
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I'm not going to lie.
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I think it's really fresh.
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I think it looks really good.
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It's sectioned out into gossip, into news.
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They even have the top streaming podcast,
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top ten streaming podcast for the last
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month.
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It's got a lot of new and updated
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kind of stuff in it.
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I found it was pretty easy to read,
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pretty easy to get through.
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I don't know what any of the sources
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are.
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I don't know who's putting it together.
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um i meant to reach out to jenny
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and see if she was behind some of
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it uh maybe i'll do that later today
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but i've just been so busy with work
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this week that i haven't had time to
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to do that across that wants to know
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is there a schmear tab no this is
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where you get the schmear the schmear is
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all right here's live baby yeah we do
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live we only only schmear live and here
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You can't get that just anywhere.
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Chad Anufi wants to know if this means
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that Jason Hopper knows what twenty six
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point three is and is feeling extra
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confident.
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I think he knows what all the other
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workouts are.
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And.
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Maybe he thinks he wants to be James.
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Well,
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he's probably looking at the leaderboard
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and.
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And thinking I would have a pretty good
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chance of winning this thing or at least
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being on the podium if I go.
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And I probably should have did the
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qualifiers and I did not.
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And I got three grand to burn.
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And maybe it's not even three grand to
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burn.
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Maybe it's like I'm willing to invest
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three to get ten.
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Sure.
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I think is the way he's looking at
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it.
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Jason knows he's already in Miami has
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flown and has a place to stay and
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probably gets a live appearance fee from
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sponsors to probably gets all of that.
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And they're doing team, right?
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It's him and Madaris and Dallin.
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I think.
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Yeah.
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So you're already there.
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So I want to give up their spot.
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I mean, if you,
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if you qualified an elite and you know
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that you're going to be towards the bottom
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of the leaderboard,
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And you have any sort of little,
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maybe my knees not feeling quite as good
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as it normally was or my shoulders.
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And I could pay off my hotel bill
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and hang out in Miami for the weekend.
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I was about to say,
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and I slept funny last night and Miami
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nightlife sure looks nice.
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And I could pay this for this whole
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trip and still be here and still be
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able to like go walk around.
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And yeah, why not?
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So that came out.
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Then we had this pop-up.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was pretty excited about that.
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The Mayhem Classic will be live-streamed.
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I have not had an opportunity to watch
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it.
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I don't know who's streaming it.
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I didn't see who was streaming it.
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I did see Rich's comment there that he
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said,
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we lost a lot of money last year
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and we're trying to lose a little bit
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less this year.
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Whatever that means.
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CrossFat makes a good point.
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I don't need to show my feet on
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the internet for another month.
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Yeah.
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Although I hear that's very lucrative.
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Yeah, I hear.
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My daughter jokes with us almost daily
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that she is selling her feet on the
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internet.
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And I'm almost wondering, is she joking?
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Right.
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Did she make any large purchases here
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recently without consulting you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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do you think I ought to buy this
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car?
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I hear, okay, Corey.
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Believe me,
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if somebody would pay me to send them
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pictures of my feet and my horrible,
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horrible toenails,
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I would be a wealthy man because I
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have no problem doing that whatsoever.
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Yeah.
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Listen,
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you got to make the money how you
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can.
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I'm saying.
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Inflation's going up.
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We're trying to figure things out these
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days.
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Everything's expensive.
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Whatever pays the...
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I'm going off on a rail here,
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but I got my gas bill today.
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My usage charge was half of what my
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delivery charge was.
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That makes no sense whatsoever.
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Because like two months ago,
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our gas bill shot way up.
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Yeah,
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I remember seeing our house fairly cool.
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So we don't use like a ton of
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gas in the winter.
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And so our gas bill is usually around
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a hundred.
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And last month it was one eighty.
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Now, yes, it got cold,
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but that was like a big jump.
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And so I got the new bill for
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today and I just wanted to see what
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the hell's going on.
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And here the delivery charges have
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skyrocketed,
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and you're not using any more gas.
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Like, it's so stupid, man.
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I mean,
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I feel like it's just delivered via pipe
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to your house.
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It's not like they're rolling up with a
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truck and then, all right.
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And they didn't put a new pipe in.
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It's the same old pipe they've been using
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for twenty-whatever years.
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If not longer than that.
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That's insane, dude.
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Anyway.
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There's that.
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So Mayhem Classic will be live streamed.
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They have a great lineup.
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That's awesome.
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So good to hear.
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Whether they're doing it in-house or
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bringing somebody in,
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I think it'll be a great, great feed.
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So there is that.
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The other things that have come out this
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morning are, let me share this thing.
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We've all been waiting for it.
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Oh,
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I saw it on my way in this
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morning.
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It's this one.
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Okay.
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The Dave Castro clue.
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So I think what I see,
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there's a production company on TV.
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that shows like an aerial shot of these
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houses and it kind of like goes to
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me that's what it looks like blown up
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yeah it looks like a neighborhood right
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and but there's a production company on tv
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that uses of like a shot of this
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but it's a google map it or not
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a google map but a google earth maybe
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that's what it's a google earth of a
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neighborhood
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Let me know if it's a compound.
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Denise wants to know if it's a map.
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I don't think it's a map.
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I think it's a Google Earth.
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It looks a lot like it.
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So in my wife's Tesla,
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you can look at the map,
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like where you're driving or whatnot,
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and you can switch from different views.
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And it looks a lot like if you
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switch to the satellite photo or whatnot.
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It looks a lot like that.
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uh zach tv says it's iran so twenty
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six three is gonna be explosive on fire
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mostly full of sand i don't understand
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what then what you're getting at um a
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chipper no we already had a chipper i
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had an open up and down chipper a
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milk mile jesus christ mark
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Yeah,
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there is an X in the top left.
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Oh, there is.
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I just saw that.
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But what is that?
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If it's Iran,
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women's weights won't be equal.
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Does that mean we're all good to fly
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to Australia and try to become citizens
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because we don't want to go home?
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Is that part of it?
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This means Denise would think something
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inverted.
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I love the guesses like,
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but Craig Pasley ascending and descending
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deadlifts and burpee box jumps.
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I'm not doing box.
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You're doing another box jump.
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Nope.
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I ain't gonna see another box.
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So maybe quarterfinals or semis ain't
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gonna happen.
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Um, I dunno,
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don't see a lot of funny guesses this
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time.
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Well, no,
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because people think they have it figured
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out.
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They're like, we're just doing it again.
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Burpees and, uh, deadlifts.
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Like I saw that guess a lot,
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a lot, a lot.
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And in two different places I saw this
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morning or Pete reporting that supposedly
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it got it it's leaked and it's, uh,
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Fifteen point one.
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I think it was again,
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which is like total bar Various barbell
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stuff and then a max clean and jerk
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afterwards and then people are and then
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people on that same thread are saying
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well,
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uh Water polo already has a one rep
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max you're not gonna do that twice and
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I don't think dave gives a shit I'm,
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sorry
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CrossFit says fifteen one and one a yeah
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fifteen one a man I my grip was
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so shot yeah trying to just pick up
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the barbell I imagine I went for like
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a two twenty five and the bar flew
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out of my hands right at my judge
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fun yeah that vivid memory of that I
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don't know why it sticks in my head
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but crazy
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Trent Olive with round one and two being
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power cleans and burpees.
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Round three and four squat cleans and
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burpees.
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Round five and six clean and jerks and
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burpees.
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I would love that.
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I'd be one hundred percent down for that.
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Burpees in a barbell.
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Sign me up.
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So, yeah.
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So anyway, that came out today.
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So we have that.
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Um,
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and then the last thing is we've been
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talking about Xenon a lot.
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Yep.
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Um,
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they are asking for volunteers and judges.
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Looks like a pretty good deal.
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They are training their judges.
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Oh, um, okay.
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And, um,
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Judges are the backbone of any good
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competition,
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driving the standards and virtuosity
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expected in our sport.
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From first-time judges to elite-level
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masters of the craft, we provide training,
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guidance, and the best view of the action.
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Volunteers and judges get access to a wide
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range of benefits, including free merch,
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food and drink,
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discounts and early access to future
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tickets, and stipends for senior roles.
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Okay.
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And so they have a link in their
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bio on Instagram.
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You can go to that and apply to
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be a volunteer and or a judge.
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But I thought that was pretty cool.
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That is very cool.
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Good on them.
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Good on them for that.
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So good stuff.
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One little funny thing I saw here.
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I don't know if you, you know,
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I've been having trouble with my heart
16:06
rate and everything.
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So I saw this and as someone,
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I came up with a new breathing technique.
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Yes, I did see that.
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It's fantastic.
16:23
Turn the sound up.
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that's not actually a camel making that
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noise they actually got me after a workout
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and just recorded my recorded my sound
16:41
because that's more or less what i sound
16:43
like uh so yeah yeah that's how i
16:47
sounded um when the other day so good
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stuff
16:54
It's actually a live sound from me.
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They just dubbed it over that baby camel.
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So I think that's all like the quick
17:03
hitting stuff that I saw in the five
17:05
minutes coming downstairs.
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Right.
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I have the wrong notes.
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That's fine.
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You have the wrong notes.
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I have no notes.
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We are not the same person.
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I never give you notes, man.
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Mm-mm.
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note?
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Collagenprotein is definitely a thing in
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there because my nails are growing like
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crazy as I've been taking it regularly.
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And when I was taking collagen protein
18:12
regularly, same thing.
18:13
Like my nails would grow like it was
18:15
going out of style.
18:16
They don't usually grow that fast.
18:21
Meredith says that camel is her after
18:23
she's getting her kids ready for school.
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Uh,
18:28
Vicky says that's me waking up in the
18:29
morning, getting out of bed.
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Uh, chat a new fee.
18:38
Oh,
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your tear tear almost full rupture in my
18:43
suspirin.
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And a partial in my labrum, uh,
18:50
waiting on the doc call.
18:53
Come for the segues.
18:54
Stay for the pronunciation.
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Yeah, I'm king of medical pronunciation.
19:04
That's terrible, Chattanooga.
19:05
That sucks.
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Daniel Arnson,
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I ordered mine over a week ago and
19:12
still waiting for it.
19:14
It's because the deal's so good.
19:18
The deal's just that good at Thirdsy.
19:21
So many people are taking advantage of the
19:22
open deal.
19:24
I'm going to be one of them because
19:25
I'm about halfway through my second bag of
19:28
the lemonade I got at home.
19:30
I'm just going to go ahead and order
19:33
two more while the deal is going on.
19:35
Just take advantage of it.
19:38
Why wouldn't you?
19:39
Growing nails for the feet pics.
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I got to grow them for something.
19:45
You got to take advantage of every
19:48
opportunity that comes your way.
19:50
And listen to Leslie like and subscribe.
19:53
I've said this before.
19:53
You realize like only forty percent of the
19:56
people that listen to the show are
19:57
subscribed.
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It's insane.
20:00
You're here.
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Most of you are here every day.
20:02
Just hit the subscribe button.
20:05
That way,
20:05
if we do a special show someday can
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pop on.
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Yeah, it's right there.
20:13
Train all of the camel is the Clydesdale
20:15
spirit animal.
20:18
Well, of course,
20:18
the Clydesdale is the main spirit animal.
20:21
But yeah, we'll take the camel too.
20:23
Take whatever we can get.
20:25
Yeah, no, the lap's not wrong.
20:28
Comps ain't free, folks.
20:30
Yep.
20:34
Registration freeze, plane tickets,
20:37
Airbnbs, food.
20:39
I don't know if y'all know this or
20:40
not,
20:40
but just because I weigh a hundred eighty
20:41
five pounds does not mean I don't eat.
20:43
I eat a lot.
20:45
I'm hungry right now,
20:46
as a matter of fact.
20:48
Frida says that was me.
20:50
The camera was her after hauling twenty
20:51
kilograms of water,
20:52
three stories due to water outage.
20:55
I think the water wasn't outraged.
20:57
I think it was a water outage.
21:01
I mean, hey, bro,
21:01
you don't know what they do over there.
21:03
Maybe the water was outraged.
21:04
This morning was that had an outrage to
21:06
it.
21:10
So anyway, so there's that.
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What a palooza kicks off tomorrow.
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That's what I hear.
21:23
So we,
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I don't know if you saw the lineup.
21:25
I did not yet.
21:26
I meant to look at it yesterday and
21:27
I forgot.
21:28
I told you we were going to talk
21:29
about this.
21:30
I know.
21:30
That's why I meant to look at it
21:31
yesterday.
21:34
The road to hell is full of intentions.
21:36
It is.
21:37
It's paved with them.
21:38
Paved with them.
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See if I can find the lineup.
21:47
Is this it?
21:47
Let's start with the most obvious one.
21:50
Here we go.
21:51
James.
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So,
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I will blow this up a little bit.
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This is both men and the women.
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Matilda Gorns, Emma Tall.
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More team people.
22:07
Emily Turner, Emily Rolfe, Lucy Campbell,
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Astrid Tin, Hannah Black, Abby Domitz,
22:14
Lydia Fish, Ariel Loewen, Elisa Fuliano,
22:18
Janie Chevery.
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Who's your pick to win on the women's
22:23
side?
22:26
Oh, man.
22:27
Not Martina.
22:28
Lucy.
22:29
That's easy.
22:31
Yeah,
22:32
everybody picked Lucy on the Sunday show.
22:34
I went with Lisa Fuliano just to be
22:36
different.
22:37
Yeah, but you got to pick a winner,
22:41
dog,
22:42
and second at the games and push Tia
22:46
a little bit.
22:47
I'm going with Lucy.
22:50
Um, on the men's side,
22:52
I think it's even less star studded.
22:54
You have James Sprague is the headliner.
22:56
And then you have like Nick Matthew,
22:58
Austin Hatfield, Yona Koski, Pat Vellner,
23:02
Ty Jenkins, Max Krieg with Bill.
23:05
Uh, uh,
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Sure.
23:10
Yeah,
23:11
whoever the rest of those people are.
23:13
Alex Majors was, when I was at CrossFit,
23:15
Polaris was my coach.
23:17
My new coach.
23:18
He trains with Rudy Berger.
23:20
I know me some Rudy.
23:25
Who are these people?
23:27
Yeah, some say it, man.
23:29
I think James is the obvious choice to
23:30
win unless Hopper gets someone to drop.
23:35
if hopper can pay three thousand dollars
23:37
to i don't know let's say nico whatever
23:41
that dude's last name is sure that guy
23:42
then it's a two-man race at that point
23:47
between him and and the champ but other
23:51
than that and and look i love max
23:54
and i love uh bill leahy those are
23:57
the two the two my boys but uh
24:02
I mean, Austin's good,
24:03
but if Austin's in Florida,
24:05
he's probably going to Disney more than
24:06
he's going to compete at freaking...
24:09
CrossFit makes a great point.
24:12
It's easier to pick who Hopper's replacing
24:16
than it is to pick the winner.
24:18
Yeah.
24:19
My money's on Bernardo Costa taking three
24:21
thousand dollars from Hopper.
24:25
I'm going with Philip Lundqvist.
24:27
Philip Lundqvist.
24:30
Lundqvist.
24:33
Whoever that guy is.
24:36
Kenneth DeLapp says Ty Jenkins.
24:39
One, I would never,
24:41
ever take Kenneth DeLapp's predictions.
24:43
That nobody picks with their heart more
24:46
than Kenneth DeLapp.
24:48
Absolutely.
24:50
You can't even get men's field out of
24:52
your mouth before he's yelling Colton.
24:54
I'm surprised he's not picking Colton
24:57
right now,
24:57
even though he's not on the list.
24:58
Yeah.
25:01
You know what would be hilarious?
25:02
If Nick Matthew was like,
25:04
I'll take three thousand dollars and you
25:05
just swapped it out.
25:07
Because like, Nick's a damn fine athlete.
25:12
Instead of one of these guys that nobody
25:14
knows who they are.
25:15
It's not that these guys aren't good
25:17
athletes, right?
25:18
It's that James is at a different level.
25:21
Austin...
25:24
a year ago I would have said could
25:26
compete, but I don't,
25:28
I don't know where he is right now.
25:30
He hasn't shown us anything on a floor
25:33
that makes me believe he's ready to take
25:35
on James.
25:36
Correct.
25:38
And I don't think Ty is ready yet.
25:40
He's on his, he's on the way up.
25:44
He could, but I, again,
25:46
haven't seen enough consistency to see
25:49
that.
25:50
Um,
25:52
So, yeah, there are good athletes in here,
25:55
but James Sprigg is at a different level.
25:57
After last year, winning Waterpalooza,
26:00
third at the Games, what, third at Rogue,
26:05
winning the WFP,
26:07
he's just at a different level.
26:08
Yeah.
26:10
So there's nine people on there whose name
26:12
I immediately recognize, right?
26:14
Nick Matthew, Hatfield, Luka.
26:17
Ewan Koski, Pat Vellner, Jenkins,
26:20
I guess Connor Volz.
26:21
I don't know who that is, too.
26:22
Max.
26:22
So you figure half the field is people,
26:26
is names that you know.
26:27
James is in shoulders above.
26:30
Ninety percent of those people take out
26:32
your Patrick Vellner,
26:33
who's actually won a couple of times,
26:35
but I still don't think that means
26:36
anything.
26:37
Right.
26:37
Yeah, it really doesn't.
26:40
I'm interested to see how Pat does.
26:42
Absolutely.
26:43
He's had the ablation.
26:45
He's not going to have the heart flutter
26:47
no more.
26:48
He's not going to show up in his
26:49
performance.
26:50
But again, we don't know.
26:52
We know James is there to win.
26:56
Absolutely.
26:57
Absolutely.
26:59
And so the rest of these dudes,
27:01
as much as my heart wants to say
27:05
Bill and Max is going to be fighting
27:06
for the podium,
27:10
I think Bill will be fighting for top
27:12
five or top seven because I think he's
27:15
there in this group.
27:16
He's there to fight for that.
27:18
If Bill doesn't get top seven,
27:19
there's a problem.
27:20
That's what I'm saying.
27:22
But beyond that,
27:27
it's James and everybody else.
27:32
I think the champ is looking at that
27:34
list and going,
27:34
it's James and everybody else.
27:36
If I can get somebody to swap out,
27:38
it'll be James and me and everybody else.
27:43
CrossFet says, Ablation,
27:44
isn't that what we call Tiger Woods?
27:46
It didn't start with an A.
27:48
It didn't start with an A, CrossFet.
27:55
Kenneth says,
27:55
Ty qualified out of the syndicate.
27:57
That should mean more.
27:59
James Prigg wasn't at syndicate.
28:04
He just,
28:05
Dallin Pepper wasn't at Syndicate.
28:07
Jason Hopper wasn't at Syndicate.
28:11
These are, it's a different level.
28:15
This is a whole different thing right
28:17
here.
28:18
As Nick Jonas says, levels, levels,
28:20
levels.
28:23
Get on my elevator.
28:28
I told you it was going to be
28:28
karaoke with us now.
28:30
Always.
28:32
Always.
28:33
Always.
28:35
Um, Frida says Koski can still surprise.
28:39
I'll give you that.
28:40
Sure.
28:41
Are they swimming?
28:43
I don't know.
28:44
I haven't looked at the, at the workouts.
28:53
Yeah.
28:53
Cross fat says tie qualifying out of the
28:55
syndicate is like Miami of Ohio.
28:59
Unbelievably accurate is unbelievably
29:03
accurate.
29:04
Oh,
29:07
Yeah, but I'll give you Koski.
29:08
I'll give you Pat Vellner.
29:09
Good surprise.
29:10
Austin Hatfield.
29:10
Good surprise.
29:11
Sure.
29:13
If they won, I wouldn't be like,
29:14
oh my goodness, what the hell happened?
29:16
No.
29:18
But I would also think that James probably
29:20
had a couple of bad events,
29:21
which you can't in because this is just
29:23
two days.
29:25
So you can't really afford to have a
29:26
couple of bad events.
29:27
You need to have four out of five
29:30
good ones.
29:32
There are levels to this whole thing,
29:34
and there is a level of guys that
29:37
can win any competition regardless of the
29:39
programming, and James is in that league.
29:42
The others are very program dependent.
29:47
Agreed?
29:47
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
29:49
In this field,
29:51
the people that can win regardless of
29:53
programming are Jason Hopper,
29:55
Dallin Pepper, James Sprague,
29:58
Ricky Garrard,
30:01
A healthy Roman Krennikoff.
30:04
A Jake Grouch.
30:06
Justin Medeiros.
30:07
I'll give you Justin.
30:09
I want to see Justin this year.
30:12
I feel like he's going to have a
30:13
good year.
30:13
I want to see it.
30:14
Yeah.
30:15
Oh, absolutely.
30:18
And then your Pat Vellners,
30:19
your Yona Koskis are in that next tier.
30:23
Their time is coming and going.
30:24
I mean, Pat is, what, thirty-four?
30:26
Thirty-four.
30:30
Thirty-three, thirty-four,
30:31
something along those lines.
30:33
Like,
30:33
he's been at this for quite some time
30:35
now.
30:35
Takes a toll, man.
30:38
Kenneth DeLapp is still hoping for a team
30:39
of Mertens, Hatfield,
30:40
and Tetlow to show up.
30:42
And their team name would be,
30:44
we're not tall enough for this ride.
30:45
Hundred percent.
30:47
Must be this tall to ride.
30:51
Colton and Scott are just about the same
30:53
height.
30:54
Like, almost exactly.
30:55
And Scott's shorter than I am.
30:57
And that's saying something.
30:58
So...
31:01
Having said that,
31:02
he is about a hundred times fitter than
31:04
I am.
31:05
So there's also that.
31:08
Yeah.
31:10
Yeah, Tetla's freaking awesome, man.
31:12
Scott's a fantastic dude.
31:19
Team down here.
31:22
We're down here.
31:27
So that's Waterpalooza.
31:29
What's going on?
31:31
Will be.
31:37
I talked about this a little bit on
31:38
Sunday night,
31:38
but I had to talk about it a
31:40
little bit more,
31:40
and that is I am completely addicted to
31:42
the show Drive to Survive.
31:45
I need to check it out.
31:47
So I finished up the twenty twenty four
31:49
season last night.
31:51
All that I have left to catch up
31:53
to real time is the twenty five season.
31:57
I am going to get a speeding ticket
31:59
if I don't finish this soon.
32:00
Yeah.
32:06
You just clip it apexes and accelerating
32:10
out of corners and it's breaking.
32:14
I forgot how much fun it was accelerating
32:16
out of a corner.
32:20
I used to drive like a maniac dude.
32:21
And like, but it was calculated.
32:25
It wasn't, you know,
32:26
just cutting in front of people in traffic
32:28
and whatnot.
32:29
Like I drove fast to try to get
32:31
where I was going.
32:32
And it's because I used to be a
32:34
huge racing fan, uh, back in the day,
32:37
mostly when I was still driving like that.
32:39
Now I got a Jeep.
32:40
So twice as fast as arrow, uh,
32:43
any brick and half as aerodynamic.
32:50
Which is good.
32:51
I don't need to do that kind of
32:52
shit.
32:52
If I take the wife's Tesla somewhere and
32:55
I get annoyed in traffic,
32:59
I need to be by myself.
33:00
I need to have the family with me
33:01
because I'll scare the shit out of
33:02
everybody in that thing because it's
33:04
quick.
33:06
Sunday,
33:07
Julie and I went for a drive and
33:09
she's like, I'm going to die.
33:13
You'll be fine.
33:14
I was like, it's all right.
33:15
It's all right.
33:16
You'll be fine.
33:20
CrossFit says do the cycling and tennis
33:22
one next.
33:23
Golf one is meh.
33:24
So I started with the golf one.
33:27
So I've watched all the full swing.
33:30
And now I,
33:31
then I picked up drive to survive.
33:33
And there is,
33:34
there is more drama in drive to survive
33:37
than a soap opera.
33:40
Like guys hate each other.
33:42
Guys reckoned each other on purpose.
33:43
Like,
33:45
Guys don't want to play well with their
33:48
teammates.
33:50
People get fired mid-season.
33:53
It is in complete insanity.
33:57
I know if you go... It runs across...
34:00
I get clips like that come up on
34:02
my Instagram from time to time.
34:03
Like the in-car radios from NASCAR guys
34:05
and whatnot.
34:07
Talking about other people.
34:08
And if he does that again,
34:10
I'm going to put him in the wall.
34:12
That's going out over live...
34:15
Over the air radios and whatnot.
34:16
I don't want to say talking shit about
34:22
him because it's not necessarily that.
34:24
It's more like if he does this again...
34:27
This is going to happen.
34:28
I don't know how this dude is still
34:29
out here type stuff.
34:32
And like, it gets chippy, man.
34:33
But in their defense,
34:36
they're running around a track at two
34:38
hundred miles an hour.
34:40
Like,
34:41
it don't take much for somebody to be
34:42
like, hey, man, don't do that.
34:44
We could all die.
34:45
Yeah.
34:48
And what I what I respect about Formula
34:49
One is don't race in any weather.
34:52
Oh, yeah.
34:55
anyway put on the rain tires and the
34:59
tracks are so long and wide that it
35:01
could be raining on one end of the
35:03
track and not on the other it's uh
35:10
cory has the look of a guy who
35:11
goes hook when he jumps down from a
35:13
truck every time i step out of my
35:15
jeep or into it for that matter i
35:19
got pool handles bro gotta get up
35:24
I got tiny legs, man.
35:27
Hobbit, you know what I'm saying?
35:28
Or not Hobbit, excuse me.
35:32
Good Lord.
35:33
Hobbit, Elf, what's the other one?
35:35
Dwarf.
35:36
Dangerous over short distances.
35:40
Daniel Arnson,
35:41
what do we constitute a tall for the
35:44
male athlete and short?
35:46
And Kenneth Lapp says greater than
35:48
five-eighth tall,
35:50
less than five-eighth short.
35:54
See, I would say like the five,
35:55
six to five, ten range is you're probably,
35:59
you're mean.
36:00
Yeah, pretty normal, normally.
36:04
And so if you're shorter than five, six,
36:06
then you're short.
36:07
If you're taller than five, ten,
36:09
then you're tall.
36:10
Yeah.
36:10
And I'm five, six.
36:11
If I have somebody shorter than me,
36:13
they're short a hundred percent.
36:14
But if you're bigger than five, ten,
36:16
you're, I don't say an anomaly.
36:17
You were an anomaly at one point.
36:19
If you were six foot two and doing
36:22
CrossFit,
36:22
people looked at you like you had three
36:23
heads,
36:24
but we got more big guys in the
36:27
sport now on the sports side.
36:32
So, um,
36:35
CrossFit,
36:35
I don't like the Tesla feel accelerating
36:38
and it doesn't send the message.
36:40
Corey has roll coal voice to him?
36:44
If you drive in a diesel truck,
36:48
you can downshift into a lower gear and
36:51
it'll start burning extra fuel and just
36:53
call it rolling coal and blow black smoke
36:55
everywhere like it's going out of style.
36:58
he's saying about a tesla field
36:59
accelerating is that if you get in a
37:01
regular car with like an automatic
37:03
transmission and you go to pass somebody
37:04
you can feel it shift gears like drop
37:07
two and like it's that hesitation in it
37:12
tesla doesn't do that because there's no
37:13
transmission it's a golf cart on steroids
37:16
so when you put your foot down you
37:19
had better be ready to be going in
37:21
whatever direction that you are pointed in
37:23
because that's where you're going
37:26
quickly.
37:27
At least in the Tesla.
37:28
I don't know how it is in the
37:29
Chevy Bolt or whatever the other ones are,
37:32
but that thing that we got at the
37:34
house, if you want to go,
37:36
you point it in this direction and you
37:38
smash that thing down,
37:39
there's no hesitation.
37:40
That's where you're going.
37:42
You're going to get there real quick,
37:44
fast, and in a hurry.
37:47
You just said faster than a hurry.
37:50
Quick, fast, and then a hurry.
37:51
Oh, okay.
37:52
Quick, fast, and then a hurry.
37:54
See, I don't know what,
37:55
I'm not fluent in Cajun,
37:57
so I'm just trying to keep up.
38:02
So this rolling cool,
38:04
like we call that in Pennsylvania,
38:07
jack breaking.
38:07
Where you're basically using the
38:11
transmission to slow your car down.
38:13
Yeah.
38:16
and semis use it and they actually put
38:19
up signs in because it jacks up the
38:23
road well it's super loud on an eighteen
38:27
wheeler like it's super loud um crossfits
38:35
is hotter than a fox in a forest
38:36
fire cory probably you have no idea how
38:40
many of those i have
38:42
like store it away for a rainy day
38:46
uh it's it's a whole lot there across
38:48
that mark says the torque is immediately
38:52
available dangerous in my opinion you get
38:55
used to it you get used to it
38:59
it feels different when you're driving it
39:00
for certain but you get used to it
39:02
it don't burn the tires it just goes
39:05
it's crazy
39:07
uh crossfaces if you're say if you say
39:09
if saying you played anything but
39:11
wrestling surprises people you're short
39:14
when i tell them i was on the
39:15
basketball team in high school they look
39:16
at me like i like i just said
39:18
i just landed here from another planet but
39:22
you're short yeah i'm aware uh
39:30
Slater wants to know, Corey,
39:31
what are your grips of choice?
39:32
I'm in the market for new ones.
39:33
Been using the Victory Freedoms.
39:35
Frog grips.
39:37
Elite, whatever they are,
39:39
whatever number that they are.
39:42
No chalk and sticky as hell.
39:45
Love them.
39:45
Love them, love them, love them.
39:54
I hear good things about Frog.
39:58
I love my frog grips.
39:59
I'm on passenger.
40:00
You get nausea.
40:02
Third pair.
40:07
Uh, frog is so expensive.
40:11
I was explaining that to one of the
40:12
new members this morning.
40:14
Um, cause she was saying something about,
40:17
she was looking at jump ropes the other
40:18
day.
40:19
Um,
40:19
cause she's still learning how to in fact
40:21
jump rope and, uh,
40:26
She said something about it being
40:26
expensive.
40:27
I said,
40:27
what do you think is expensive for a
40:29
jump rope?
40:30
And she was like, I mean,
40:31
some of the ones I was looking at
40:32
was like forty dollars.
40:34
I said,
40:34
I want you to think about it this
40:35
for a second, because I'm asking you,
40:38
how much do you think the jump rope
40:39
that I like my newest one ran me?
40:42
And she was like, I don't know,
40:43
like forty five, fifty bucks.
40:45
And I said, if I could get a
40:49
I could get my speed rope for fifty
40:51
bucks.
40:51
I would do a backflip.
40:54
I can't do a backflip,
40:55
but I'd figure that shit out.
40:56
But no.
40:57
She's like, how much was it?
40:58
I said, my Oryx Morgan,
40:59
I think it was like a hundred and
41:00
sixty.
41:02
I said, you are, congratulations.
41:05
You're in an expensive hobby.
41:10
Corey has that bougie one ten rope.
41:13
I got the, whatever the Oryx
41:19
RX Evo,
41:22
whatever the big bad RX Evo is.
41:23
Yeah.
41:23
That's the one I got.
41:27
So I have the traditional RX and I
41:30
have the RX where you can change out
41:33
the ropes.
41:34
Yeah.
41:35
The quick change.
41:38
Yes, Larry, the Evo.
41:42
Evo Go?
41:43
I have the Evo Go.
41:44
No, I got the Evo...
41:46
Yeah, I know.
41:47
Yours is... Whatever it is.
41:49
Mine has the bead, the regular buff rope,
41:53
and then a speed rope.
41:55
And you can just snap them in and
41:56
out real quick.
41:59
That actually sounds really nice.
42:02
Because my speed rope is in my box.
42:05
My drag rope is in my box.
42:08
My weighted rope is in my box.
42:13
And my speed rope just stays with me.
42:15
I have...
42:17
That's the other thing I told her.
42:18
I was like,
42:18
if you told me that as a forty
42:20
eight, almost forty nine year old man,
42:21
I was going to own five different jump
42:23
ropes and use them all for different
42:26
things.
42:26
I'd have laughed at you ten years ago.
42:28
But here we are.
42:29
Mark's right.
42:30
I think it's called the free vote now
42:31
that he says that evil like an electric
42:34
mower, I think.
42:35
I don't know,
42:37
but I think it's a free vote and
42:40
it's and it has snap in.
42:43
The handles just snap into different
42:44
ropes.
42:46
It does not spin as well as my
42:49
traditional, um, as my traditional rope.
42:55
Yeah.
42:56
When I got that fricking that eat my
42:58
evil, I literally did like this.
43:01
I started my timer and just spun it
43:03
and just held it like that.
43:04
And it ran for like a minute and
43:07
thirty five minute, forty seconds.
43:12
Amanda says legends required, uh, evil.
43:20
That's kind of crazy.
43:23
Peter Benoit says,
43:24
I need to mortgage the house to buy
43:26
some of the fancy jump ropes.
43:28
What ain't that bad?
43:32
It ain't like you're eating at Arby's.
43:36
Yeah.
43:37
I didn't have to take out a second
43:38
mortgage.
43:39
I'll call my wife before I bought it
43:40
and be like, look,
43:41
we ain't gonna be able to eat out
43:43
this month.
43:44
I'm going buying the jump ropes.
43:49
uh mister missed the opportunity to collab
43:51
with devo and call it the whip it
43:53
not yet i mean opportunity is still out
43:56
there nobody else has done it uh yeah
44:01
everybody has all kinds of ropes man
44:04
it's wild dude that uh model they uh
44:07
i bought my weighted rope actually at
44:10
monster games because the the teams use
44:12
the velites one it's got a heavy cable
44:15
and heavy handles and you can add and
44:18
reduce weight to the heavy handles and
44:19
that thing is brutal larry said that uh
44:23
shelly tried the evo at regionals her face
44:26
lit up and i just took my wallet
44:27
out
44:30
We've all been there, buddy.
44:31
We've all been there.
44:33
Not necessarily for a rope,
44:36
but we've been there for sure.
44:39
Damn it.
44:40
Why do you keep finding stuff that you
44:41
like?
44:45
My wife pulls the purse off the rack.
44:48
Son of a bitch.
44:49
I don't.
44:52
she sent me uh my wife sent me
44:55
a link to one like a month and
44:57
a half ago or something like that and
44:59
i was like oh cool and then it
45:02
showed up at the house like three days
45:03
later four days later whatever it was
45:07
whatever uh peter says the horvat rope is
45:11
us didn't even know she had one she's
45:15
with rx isn't she uh possibly
45:20
mean she used to do a lot of
45:21
like their videos and stuff yeah i want
45:24
to say that rings a bell like that
45:27
would make sense but god dog two hundred
45:29
fifty bucks for what to have her name
45:31
written on it like there's no way it
45:33
could spin any better than the one that
45:34
i have uh crossfit says i had a
45:39
good i had good luck on timu and
45:41
ali express for knockoffs yeah i'm not
45:46
spending two hundred fifty dollars on a
45:47
rope
45:48
uh the lower horvat rope goes kadoos
45:50
kadoos kadoos bro yeah i'm not spending
45:57
just like i'm not spending two hundred
45:58
fifty dollars on running shoes like oh
46:00
it's got a carbon plate on the inside
46:02
and for two hundred fifty dollars it
46:04
better pick me up and run run me
46:07
like i shouldn't have to do a whole
46:08
lot it's just make my feet go two
46:11
hundred fifty dollars it needs to be wiley
46:13
coyotes with the rocket ships on the
46:15
bottom
46:18
Slater, I got the HD Frog Rip Elite.
46:28
Yeah, Doug.
46:32
Yes,
46:33
and she was doing crossover dubs in a
46:35
video for them a month before Boz ever
46:38
programmed them.
46:40
Yeah.
46:42
Not saying that means nothing, but...
46:46
Just saying,
46:47
I know an athlete that when that was
46:50
announced at the games, watched all the,
46:53
like half the other athletes pull the
46:55
beaded rope out of their bags that nobody
46:58
had ever seen before.
47:00
Yeah.
47:00
Oh, look, I just happened to have this.
47:04
As it turns out, it works really,
47:06
really well for crossovers.
47:07
I mean, come on, dude.
47:08
Yeah.
47:13
I don't have...
47:16
so uh lito actually is complimenting cross
47:19
fat for being on fire today and then
47:22
lupe says cross fat just be talking both
47:26
things can be true so true so true
47:33
ah i don't uh
47:40
I mean, look,
47:41
I did spend a hundred and fifty dollars
47:42
on my running shoes,
47:43
but that's about my limit for any kind
47:45
of any pair of shoes.
47:45
The only shoes I spent more than that
47:48
was on my cowboy boots.
47:50
I got a new pair of running shoes.
47:54
I went to the bargain sale bin online,
47:58
found some there.
47:59
They had my size left.
48:01
Click it, forty dollars.
48:04
Oh, if I can get them on sale,
48:06
like when I went bought my tears,
48:08
the first thing I did when I went,
48:09
I say the first thing,
48:10
the second thing I did,
48:12
I went and looked on their site and
48:13
decided I was going to go ahead and
48:14
try to get some of this as I
48:15
texted Rudy to see if we had a
48:18
code.
48:19
a coupon code because I know he's
48:20
sponsored by him.
48:21
I was like, hey man,
48:23
we got like a tier discount code or
48:26
something I can put in.
48:32
Purple, I guess, Scott, probably.
48:34
They're actually blue.
48:35
It's like a pretty...
48:37
I actually said to my wife,
48:38
they were actually pretty.
48:39
They're like a pretty blue.
48:41
The ones I wanted were orange and black,
48:43
but they didn't have them in my size.
48:46
It happened like that.
48:48
Um...
48:52
I don't understand the carbon plated
48:54
stuff.
48:56
Are you worried you're going to get shot
49:00
on the running course?
49:02
In the bottom of your feet?
49:10
Supposedly, because of the way it's made,
49:13
it'll spring you along.
49:16
Now I got it, though.
49:17
When you're selling your feet pics,
49:18
you got to protect the feet.
49:20
You got to take care of them.
49:21
You got to invest on the feet because
49:23
they're the money makers.
49:24
A hundred percent.
49:25
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
49:30
Yeah, I have racing flats.
49:32
In case y'all wondering,
49:34
left over from my running days,
49:38
that I will run a five K weight
49:40
if I'm actually trying to win or trying
49:41
to think I can.
49:42
But other than that,
49:45
Uh, CrossFit is giving me advice,
49:47
energy return and stability.
49:49
But if you're slow, like us,
49:50
it reminds us we're slow.
49:52
I don't need, I don't need reminders.
49:56
I want to know if I'm slow.
49:57
You can just go look on my, uh,
49:59
my garment history at the last couple of
50:01
times I ran.
50:02
That'll tell you everything you need to
50:03
know right there.
50:08
Uh,
50:08
I only use them for race day though.
50:10
Not for training.
50:12
Yeah, because they're, oh, Kenny,
50:15
I'll give it to, of course,
50:16
you're going to get the Colton,
50:17
the Colton specials.
50:20
Kenneth DeLapp, I'm sorry.
50:22
Kenneth DeLapp is so in love with Colton
50:24
Mertens.
50:26
One,
50:27
I'm not going to be surprised when the
50:28
restraining order is sent.
50:31
I'm surprised it's not on the way now.
50:33
Right.
50:34
But he thinks his next pair of shoes
50:35
will be Lu Xiaoyi Zheng.
50:39
I'm hoping that's close.
50:41
That one, you got me on that one.
50:44
Lu Zhang.
50:44
Lu Zhang.
50:45
Okay.
50:48
Yeah.
50:49
And probably only because Colton wears
50:51
them.
50:52
Sponsored by him.
50:54
Didn't he have, like, gold ones last year?
50:57
When they first made the announcement,
50:58
like, they were all gold.
51:01
Yeah.
51:05
It's all about the rebound.
51:06
Think like prosthetic or adaptive sprinter
51:09
uses.
51:09
Yeah, it'll make you the Blade Runner.
51:23
I can spend two hundred dollars on a
51:24
shoe,
51:24
but if I don't have a twenty dollar
51:26
insert insole,
51:27
then every shoe sucks for me.
51:30
I think I'm getting to that point.
51:35
I used to run,
51:36
like when I was running a whole lot,
51:37
I insisted on the zero drop or a
51:43
little, little drop as possible.
51:45
Barefoot style.
51:46
I didn't want all that cushion bullshit.
51:47
I want to be able to run,
51:48
you know, feel the ground, et cetera,
51:50
et cetera, et cetera.
51:50
And then I bought these.
51:55
And if you will notice,
51:56
that's got a whole lot of cushion in
51:58
it.
51:59
And
52:00
I was wrong the entire time,
52:02
as it turns out.
52:03
I should have been running in these giant
52:04
pillows the entire time because, like,
52:07
I ran Monday morning, dude, and oh,
52:08
my God.
52:10
I just feel nice.
52:12
Apparently, I need to rename this show.
52:15
This is really the feet episode.
52:17
Picks, jump rope, shoes.
52:19
So, last thing.
52:21
I don't know.
52:22
There has not been an announcement,
52:24
but did you notice that Ariel Lohan is
52:27
now wearing Reebok?
52:28
No, I did not.
52:30
She's been a tier two athlete for a
52:33
while.
52:33
Yes.
52:35
She is now appearing at the Power Hour
52:39
in Miami with other Reebok athletes,
52:42
Fisa Goffey and maybe Elisa Fuliano.
52:48
I thought Elisa was Nike.
52:50
Who?
52:52
Elisa?
52:52
Yeah.
52:54
No, she's been Reebok a while.
52:55
Okay.
52:57
And in her last picture in her garage,
53:01
her last video,
53:02
she was wearing Reeboks in the workout.
53:05
So I think,
53:07
I think she is switching over to be
53:08
a Reebok athlete.
53:10
They're going to pay her.
53:12
Why wouldn't you be?
53:13
So there for a while, Reebok,
53:16
other than European athletes,
53:17
they'd kind of like,
53:19
it was like she and a bunch of
53:21
Reebok and a bunch of European athletes
53:23
were
53:24
Now they're leaking back into the U.S.
53:26
Do you think they're making a move back
53:28
into the U.S.
53:29
market?
53:30
I hope so, man.
53:31
I mean,
53:33
I haven't bought a pair of Nanos in
53:34
quite some time,
53:36
but it's just because I found something
53:39
that I like better.
53:41
But it's OG.
53:44
I mean,
53:45
they threw so much money at the sports
53:47
side of it,
53:48
it's not even funny why they were running
53:50
that stuff.
53:51
And they do make good shoes.
53:54
They do.
53:56
Reebok fit better than any other shoe for
53:58
CrossFit.
54:00
I have no complaints about any pair of
54:02
Nanos I ever owned.
54:04
And I had quite a few.
54:07
To the point where... He ain't wrong.
54:15
Nope.
54:15
And I was asked if they were going
54:17
after the Xenon market.
54:20
Entirely wrong.
54:24
This is how much we believe in him
54:28
around the house, I guess you could say,
54:29
is that like my wife thought she liked
54:32
no bulls.
54:34
when she was still at the gym to
54:36
the point where like I bought her two
54:37
different pair.
54:38
She bought herself a pair and whatnot,
54:40
but then she would always complain that
54:41
her feet hurt.
54:43
All my feet hurt.
54:43
All my feet hurt.
54:44
I said,
54:44
that's because you wearing those bricks on
54:46
your feet.
54:48
And then one day I just bought her
54:49
a pair of Nanos.
54:50
I found a pair that were in her
54:51
size that looked like they were going like
54:53
a colorway I thought she would like.
54:55
They showed up at the house.
54:56
She's like, he bought more shoes.
54:57
I was like, actually these are for you.
55:01
Gave them to her.
55:02
She put them on.
55:03
She came back from the gym and apologized
55:05
to me.
55:08
She's like, my feet don't hurt.
55:09
And I was like, yeah,
55:09
I bet they don't.
55:12
No one liked Nobles.
55:13
They were convinced they liked Nobles.
55:16
Correct.
55:19
I liked them while lifting and wadding,
55:23
but I only wear my nanos if I
55:24
need shoes.
55:27
I'm assuming Jodi works out in her garage.
55:30
I think basement, but yeah, same thing.
55:31
Same.
55:33
Uh, I have nano since forever,
55:34
but I typically divert to innovates.
55:36
Uh, currently have the tier CX twos,
55:39
but rope climbs means nanos.
55:43
Um, it's confirmed publicly,
55:46
but the second gen nobles definitely
55:48
messed up Justin's feet.
55:51
I can do Reebok nano X two and
55:53
X through X four,
55:54
but the X five are way better.
55:56
I have hated every Reebok since the nine.
56:02
And when the nines were getting put on
56:05
sale, I bought a ton of them.
56:10
So I have a ton of nines in
56:11
my closet to break out when I need
56:14
them.
56:16
I had eight nines.
56:21
I didn't get the ten because I thought
56:23
the upper looked kind of funny.
56:24
But then elevens, twelves.
56:28
I think that's the last ones,
56:29
maybe thirteens.
56:30
Cause when I was still getting my military
56:32
discount or when they were still giving
56:33
the military, it was.
56:35
So like I could buy a pair and
56:37
then basically get a pair free.
56:39
So when a new colorways would drop,
56:40
like when the new one would come out,
56:41
I would just go buy two pairs of
56:43
shoes and I'd have one in one color,
56:44
one on the other color.
56:45
You can look at my,
56:46
my closet right now.
56:47
Like they're still all in there.
56:48
So like I have,
56:51
there's probably eight pairs of Nanos in
56:52
there just lined up.
56:56
When I'm feeling froggy,
56:57
I still have a pair of nano fours
56:59
I put on.
56:59
Oh, those are so pretty.
57:01
I like those a lot.
57:02
Uh, they're orange and black and they are,
57:06
I just,
57:06
I love that rubber gate on the toe.
57:09
Same.
57:10
They're,
57:10
they're practically indestructible.
57:14
Um,
57:14
and I just keep them around for like
57:16
when I want to deadlift or maybe some
57:19
lifting.
57:19
I don't,
57:20
I don't want to run in them or
57:21
do anything like that, but.
57:25
I think I have like six pairs of
57:27
nines.
57:28
I wish they would bring back like they
57:30
bring back the two because everybody loves
57:32
the two.
57:32
So they just started making twos again.
57:34
I wish they would do that with the
57:35
sixes because I think the sixes look like
57:38
as far as design is concerned,
57:40
it's one of my favorite looking shoes I've
57:42
ever seen.
57:47
Is everything in Pittsburgh really black
57:49
and gold?
57:51
Pretty much.
57:58
My favorite color is orange.
57:59
I like orange accents on things.
58:02
And I'm a Bears fan, so they're orange.
58:04
And that's probably where it comes from.
58:06
But that's just me.
58:09
CrossFit, that's what I'm in right now.
58:10
Strike movements.
58:11
That's my CrossFit shoes.
58:14
Lucy Campbell wears Metcons too.
58:16
Coincidence?
58:16
I think not.
58:18
Yet Reebok stayed active in Europe,
58:20
but they did not in the U.S.
58:23
And so I found it like just a
58:24
little sneaky big news that Ariel's been
58:27
wearing Reeboks.
58:29
Good on her.
58:32
I stopped wearing Nike Metcons after the
58:36
fours because I couldn't run further than
58:39
a four hundred and without them feel like
58:41
I had bricks strapped to my feet and
58:42
they hurt a lot.
58:45
Be nice.
58:46
All those yinzers can't figure out more
58:47
than two colors.
58:49
See,
58:49
I'm a Penguin fan and a Pirate fan,
58:51
so I do get into the black and
58:52
gold a little bit, but yeah.
58:55
Pitt University is blue and gold, though,
58:57
not black and gold.
59:01
University of Pittsburgh, I should say.
59:03
They would never be the other way I
59:05
say it.
59:10
Anyway.
59:11
All right.
59:11
I think we've had enough.
59:16
The Scott anchor original innovate were my
59:18
favorite.
59:22
Scott, the Scott pan check.
59:24
I mean,
59:25
he wears innovates or did for the longest
59:27
time.
59:27
I don't know if he still is.
59:32
I love nerdy shoe talk.
59:33
Well, you came to the right place today.
59:36
We're here to serve the people.
59:39
That's what we do.
59:40
Strike movement looks good, though,
59:42
for sure.
59:43
I think they look good.
59:43
They're just a tiny bit narrower than the
59:46
Reebok.
59:47
Not for me, they're not.
59:48
And I got a wide foot.
59:50
I got so many.
59:51
Dude, my toes spread out in them.
59:52
I love them.
59:53
I absolutely love them.
59:54
I just love the toe box of the
59:56
Reeboks.
59:57
And it's really hard to find anything
1:00:00
else.
1:00:05
Their problem is durability and bad return
1:00:06
policy.
1:00:08
Who's durability and bad return?
1:00:10
I mean, strike movement.
1:00:12
Mine are pretty damn durable.
1:00:14
I beat the shit out of mine and
1:00:16
they're holding up.
1:00:20
I hate the, I hate the tears.
1:00:22
I'm so again, like the,
1:00:24
the back cuts into my Achilles,
1:00:28
something fierce.
1:00:30
good news is that there's enough options
1:00:33
out there because everybody's feet are
1:00:34
built differently so there's enough
1:00:36
options out there for people because that
1:00:38
people say like that and like i put
1:00:41
i put them on i'm like i don't
1:00:42
feel the same thing and i know people
1:00:44
that ran literal half marathons in metcon
1:00:49
fours and i'm like y'all are you're a
1:00:52
soldier i don't even know how you did
1:00:54
that because they beat the out of my
1:00:55
feet look i just really like them it's
1:00:57
wide
1:00:58
yes vicky i have two different pairs of
1:01:00
savage ones love them so many options well
1:01:08
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