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OUTRO: Go Easy On Mogey Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and tick off
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  Speaker 1: for for targets for to seven every weekday on radio
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  Speaker 1: recare beautiful shit, yeah, good stuff?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon? How are we fellas fucking rooted man? Absolutely exhausted?
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  Speaker 2: What take a half day off tomorrow? Obviously not the
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  Speaker 2: half of the radio. And it don't do the afternoon half. No,
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  Speaker 2: not the afternoon half. Can't get away with it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Just take ten minutes, take ten.
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  Speaker 1: Days, ten days? Yeah, should we do that?
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  Speaker 2: I've actually got my work mate, my work mates, she's
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  Speaker 2: taken ten days going to rara a Tonga for longer
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  Speaker 2: than that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so over all these people going to fantastic locations.
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  Speaker 4: Do it? You could easily got to do this on
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  Speaker 4: the show today. I'll tell you about mom. I won't
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  Speaker 4: do it on the podcast or do it on the
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  Speaker 4: show on the radio. Can I just say that that
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  Speaker 4: feature is in my horror of the morning traveling overseas
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  Speaker 4: with family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all that sort of jazz just a nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm comforted by the fact that my wife, yeah
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  Speaker 4: I won't be listening at that time and of course
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  Speaker 4: she never listens to the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Because she doesn't respect what you do.
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  Speaker 3: I think she does. Yeah, I think, you know it's
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a do you think that.
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  Speaker 4: I think she quite likes driving home from work and
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  Speaker 4: hearing her husband on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you can be with someone if you
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  Speaker 2: don't respect what they do, or you can be with them,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be a pretty miserable relationship, which I don't think
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  Speaker 2: yours is except for this morning.
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  Speaker 3: She's you know, I think so?
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  Speaker 4: You think my girls like get mortified if they're with
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  Speaker 4: me and someone recognizes me. They get mortified by that because.
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  Speaker 1: You being smug afterwards? Wow, you know like you're doing
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, do you want to photo love?
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  Speaker 1: I'll get one of my daughters to take it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, can you do that. I'll just get one
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  Speaker 3: of my girls. Did exactly get one of my girls
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  Speaker 3: to take the photo for you?
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 1: Do you carry around signed head shots? Nah? That'd be cool,
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  Speaker 1: though you should start doing that, It would be.
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  Speaker 3: But I would Yeah, it would be weird if you
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  Speaker 3: didn't respect what your partner did.
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  Speaker 1: So do you think your wife watches the video of
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  Speaker 1: your Nadia limb in the kitchen and then goes, how, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my hubby.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what her reaction to that is, to
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  Speaker 3: be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really don't. You should ask how have you
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  Speaker 1: not asked?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I did back and they don't respect your opinion.
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  Speaker 3: Back in the day. Maybe back in the day when
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  Speaker 3: it happened, I may have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't remember what it was.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, that's a long time ago now, So
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  Speaker 4: maybe back in the day I would have gone, oh, geez,
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  Speaker 4: that's a bit towey geez.
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  Speaker 3: Did I really do that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? God?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, different times, fellows, different times. But ten days, Maggie Fiji,
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  Speaker 4: you get a bungalow?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Just just call it, man, just call it?
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that would require quitting because I've got no holidays left.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Well can you actually holiday though?
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  Speaker 2: Can I holiday? I'm very good holiday you are? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like feed up? Yeah, no worries, no, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very good at it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know as long as it's drinking involved.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no drinking. It's boring, right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've never done it. I've never don I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: do a holiday without drinking. What would be the point
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  Speaker 2: when they honestly, what would be the point when I
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  Speaker 2: was on a holiday and doesn't drink well me people?
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  Speaker 2: And when I say people, I mean woman. When I
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  Speaker 2: say women, it's because I'm sexist.
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  Speaker 4: It's interesting, though, you know when they interview people at
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  Speaker 4: the end of their lives and they talk about their
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  Speaker 4: lives and the predominant by far factor in their lives
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  Speaker 4: that their regret is working too much. It's like nine
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  Speaker 4: people are like, I wish I didn't work.
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  Speaker 3: So hard or so much.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you'll say.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, I just go I wish I wasn't such a
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  Speaker 4: lazy ass and so disorganized all the time. I wish
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  Speaker 4: I had, you know, I wish I got things done better.
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  Speaker 2: It's about time for you to have your exit interview,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: It's getting close. You know, my body's very much falling apart.
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  Speaker 1: You're only forty three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but there's this carriage has had to
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  Speaker 4: undergo a lot of pressures.
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  Speaker 3: Keasy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's cracks and the fuselage and the body.
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  Speaker 1: You know that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like an old car you just go just run
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  Speaker 3: it into the ground. Now, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: If we all had to go on a big show
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  Speaker 1: holiday somewhere for a week. Do you think we could
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  Speaker 1: all agree on New Zealand or around the world.
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  Speaker 2: I think we can agree quite quickly.
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  Speaker 1: No podcasts, do one podcast per day, just a little
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  Speaker 1: half an hour chat. Yeah, do you want to go beach? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what would you want to do? Because I'd want to
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  Speaker 1: go weird. I like to go see weird shit like
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  Speaker 1: different from New Zealand, very different from Western world, like Asia,
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  Speaker 1: like Europe. Went year Europe. Yeah, it's massively different than here.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to I would want to go somewhere
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  Speaker 4: with beautiful beaches.
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  Speaker 3: And Moggie and I just get on it. So you'll
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  Speaker 3: batch then, and you know we have a couple of bonds.
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  Speaker 1: It that's not my idea of a good holds.
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  Speaker 4: What about me and I get on it? Just Beersi's
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  Speaker 4: and stuff, you know, and you well know all of us.
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  Speaker 1: It would be good the whole ky Big Show week
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  Speaker 1: days from four on radio Hurarchy Big Show podcast. Actually
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  Speaker 1: just on that. Are we going to do your batch again?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? Whenever you want. Well, no, well we have to
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  Speaker 3: name a date. We'll figure that out.
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  Speaker 1: Are you interested in Maggie? Yeah, God, you didn't come
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  Speaker 1: that time.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till I'm sick again, and then we can sort
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  Speaker 2: it out. You can actually pick any time you like,
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  Speaker 2: and I should be able to manage it. I booked
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  Speaker 2: another appointment with my doctor, yes, because I just thought
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  Speaker 2: I might as well, because I got this lingering cough,
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  Speaker 2: and I just thought, Wow, if it's still lingering by
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  Speaker 2: the time I get in there, three weeks, are you sire?
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  Speaker 1: I got into my doctor the next.
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  Speaker 2: Day three weeks yep, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was sawing someone at work and they
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  Speaker 2: said they had the same issue, but got in a
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  Speaker 2: bit quicker than usual. But it's potentially that the doctor
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  Speaker 2: I go has got too many patients on their books.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I might be part of it.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to have to look into another one.
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  Speaker 4: Where my wife works, the medical center where I have
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  Speaker 4: a doctor, the medical center there, and this is all
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  Speaker 4: in we're stalkland. Both those places are not taking any
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  Speaker 4: more clients. We are full to capacity. We can't take
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  Speaker 4: any more anyone else on the box.
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  Speaker 1: So my my dude, who's on in, we're stalk them
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  Speaker 1: as well, young fell. He'd probably be mid thirties.
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  Speaker 3: You see, I don't trust him too young.
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  Speaker 1: My wife booked me the thing with him, and it
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  Speaker 1: was like, what time do you want to do And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, like any time before
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  Speaker 1: too wherever he can squeeze me in. And she's like, literally,
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  Speaker 1: name of time, there's times. And it was two days
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  Speaker 1: in advance. Actually it wasn't tomorrow. It was the day
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  Speaker 1: after We're warrior? Is Jessey though, is he? Yeah? He was. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was in a public toilet. Sounds right, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: he said my mole looks sweet as then he told
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  Speaker 1: me some MDMA how good. Yeah, yeah, that's good, he
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  Speaker 1: prescribed me.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to find somewhere that's good. And because that's ridiculous,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it. I mean, at that point, by the time
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  Speaker 2: you have your you're either dead or cured. Yes, why
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  Speaker 2: am I coming to.
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  Speaker 1: You three weeks? Is that? It is? It is outrageous.
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  Speaker 2: But what is They must look at their business and
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  Speaker 2: just go this is this is not good.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was really interesting when I false bull rushed
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  Speaker 4: my wife's medical center.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, because you thought she said to just arrive.
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  Speaker 4: You have the walking clinic, and they didn't have a
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  Speaker 4: walk in clinic. But she was referring to actually.
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  Speaker 1: My doctor actual walking.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, I was talking to the nurse and she
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  Speaker 4: was going, how long has this been going on for?
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  Speaker 4: And I said, oh about you know, three or four days?
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  Speaker 4: And she said and I said, you know, I was
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  Speaker 4: trying to get an appointment. Was like fifteen days before
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  Speaker 4: I could get an appointment.
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  Speaker 3: What are people supposed to do? And she said die?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said, die.
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  Speaker 4: And I went, well, I guess so, like, if you're
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  Speaker 4: really munted, I guess your only option is to go
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  Speaker 4: to an A and E or something like that and
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  Speaker 4: wait for ten hours?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, go sit in the waiting room hospital. Can you
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  Speaker 1: go to hospital? Or do they send you to an
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  Speaker 1: A and E?
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  Speaker 4: But even then, like we had a little one in
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  Speaker 4: the hospital, is a fucking nightmare, right at least ten
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  Speaker 4: hours before you get seen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Record times at the moment, isn't it scary?
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  Speaker 1: Shit?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's really scary. Shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not worried.
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  Speaker 2: Is it really fucking hot in here or what?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want us.
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  Speaker 3: To throw a bucket of cold water on your moogie?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: All good, I'll just broke Keazy's sheepskin jacket. It must
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  Speaker 2: be fucking hot, is I'm super hot, thanks for.
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  Speaker 3: I've just taken my jacket off and I'm still hot because.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a herd of your Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's really thin one though it's not a heavy hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's very warm and very stale, isn't it. There's no
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  Speaker 2: ear circulation happening in an ear CON's been switched off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what it feels.
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  Speaker 1: And this is pure heat from all the computers under the.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we should talk to pugsn about talking to the
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  Speaker 4: people about the aircorn.
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  Speaker 1: That would be good. That'll be the way you do it.
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  Speaker 1: You talk to Pugs about it. Yeah, and then he'll
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  Speaker 1: talk to maybe someone at reception about it. Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: then they'll talk to the people upstairs about it.
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  Speaker 3: And by then the message will be totally rooted.
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll be like, we can see you in
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  Speaker 1: three weeks. Yeah, we'll be dead by the.
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  Speaker 3: Just wrinkly, old, dried out husks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So good. Do you want to red bull or something?
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  Speaker 2: No, man, I'm just exhausted. That won't help me. I
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  Speaker 2: just need a good sleep and then to do fuck all.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I hope you do do
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  Speaker 2: that's my intention. Get on your mate, get on your mate,
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  Speaker 2: but I'll start with him full on the show today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, don'torry. I've got heaps of content today.
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  Speaker 2: Really, go man, I was doing what you were doing
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  Speaker 2: the other day, kids, I was just like content, content, content. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you got nothing as soon as you need life.
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  Speaker 1: Just your brain just was a wheel of nothing. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then some days when you're just washing the dishes.
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  Speaker 3: The trick is to Yeah, the trick is to not
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  Speaker 3: think of content.
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  Speaker 1: Well, how does that helpen? That worked?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's because comes when I'm not trying to make content, right,
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  Speaker 4: It just comes when I'll see something and go, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Jason's gym revolution that's on the revelation, that's on
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  Speaker 1: the cheet here. Did that come to your randomly?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's going to be a doozy, it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a good all right. We haven't done enough gym content.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do some stand up content for me tonight, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm low key for about tonight.
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  Speaker 2: You damn it, I'm not going to be able to come.
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  Speaker 1: Kids. You're going to go to bed, that's okay?
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  Speaker 3: Can you low key freak out?
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  Speaker 4: No, cap fam, I'm not coming anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But I told you there he's not coming. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to seet? No?
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Really tired? Man? Am I going to bed too?
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  Speaker 1: Come and support me.
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  Speaker 4: Man, But you just said to me, you're freaking out
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  Speaker 4: because it's the same material.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not. That's what I put in the content.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same old ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yes that's not. I'll get freaking out because it's been
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  Speaker 1: a while since.
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  Speaker 4: I you're hardly selling yourself Keezy when you say it's
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  Speaker 4: the same old ship.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to get me to sell myself anyway. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to the radio Hurdacky Big Show fourtill seven every single
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  Speaker 1: weekday and watch this on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: So good facts mate.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.