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Life Finds a Way | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 79 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Dan O'Malley, Trade
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Trendholm, and Raj Sharma inside the Treehouse. There are always reasons to get
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more stupid in your life, but just the fact that it's Monday, that's
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one of the biggest right there. So welcome and let's get stupid. So
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uh. In the Treehouse Plus episode, we just discussed how love is dead.
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So if you have not subscribed to our Patreon but at patreon dot com
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slash tree House on Air five bucks a month, you get a bonus episode.
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And I've been saying it for a few months now since we launched Patreon
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that we'll have some other things coming, and that's still going to happen,
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but right now we just have the one five dollars a month tire and with
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that you get a bonus episode typically per week. When we did the five
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days a week, we just did the five days a week. We didn't
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do a bonus episode that week. But what I'm trying to get at is
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if you subscribe to our tree House Plus program at Patreon dot com slash Treehouse
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on Air, other fun things are coming. So the show was constantly fluid
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constantly changing, always open a new possibilities and opportunities and ideas. And Patreon
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is where we we'll be asking you know, some of you about some of
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those things as well, So you'd like to have some input in the Treehouse.
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That's a good spot to start. Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air.
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You can also just email us. We have email. Mine's been the
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same email address I think since two thousand and two. Dan at Danielmalley dot
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com. It always shocks me when people say how do I get up?
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Like they'll send me a Facebook message or a message on Instagram, which I
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don't check as often. Uh, Like, I don't know how to get
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a hold of you, dude, I have had I've had first I'm not
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giving you my phone number, but Trey Raj, you know I've had the
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same phone number forever. I had one phone number when I got my first
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cell phone in the year two thousand from Verizon, and I almost said it
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and I don't want to do it, but into two one four number and
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I have had the same number ever since. That's twenty four years. I
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have had the same phone number. And I will die with that phone number.
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That number will go to the grave with me. You and I are
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in the same boat. I have had mine since ninety six, and I'm
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it may be the only thing I have left on my person and I have
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no dignity, no other damn it. I'm gonna have my cell phone number.
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My cell phone number is coming to the grave with me. No one
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else gets it ever, That's mine. That's that's no one else ever gets
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it. I had. This is my second number, and since the invention
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of phones and the excuse me, the poor lady that has my number from
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years ago still gets still gets text messages. And somebody told me she fired
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back one time. She goes, I'm not the FN comic. It's funny
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because uh because in addition to having my email Dan at danielmaley dot com,
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that means I've had my website Daniel malle dot com since about two thousand and
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two, and I was the first one. There are a few other Daniel
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Mallley's that wanted it and they couldn't get it because I had it. Like
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there was a guy that was running for Congress in California and I got this
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is great. I still remember this is back what we were doing the Saturday
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show on CBS. I got an email a couple of times from the Dan
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O'Malley, who was running for either state senate in California or a congressional seat
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in California. Didn't have a very good chief of staff. I know that
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because his chief of staff emailed me. Thank you. He was emailing him
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and I just say, hey, you might want to double check some things
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here. Uh anyway, no more hookers. Yeah, by the way,
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you're emailing member of the media. If I wasn't in Texas, i'd be
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I'd really be blackmailing you right now. And there was like a dog trainer
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in like Michigan or Minnesota that wanted my website to think of a dog training
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like, no, I'm using this thing. Yeah, if you ever want
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to get ahold of us, we're very accessible. It's don't go to comedian
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rog dot com. Yeah, I don't do that. That's a that's a
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weird like pigal gaming site, Chinese porn. That's it. I don't know
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why they thought. I go whatever, however you say when you're getting it
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on that that's between you and that individual. And then Ronsharma dot com.
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I appreciate the guy. He's a realtor in Toronto, and when we reached
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out to him, he said it would be fifteen thousand dollars for us to
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get the domain back, and we said no and he goes. But next
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time he's in Toronto, I'd love free tickets to the show. Yeah,
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like the balls on this guy fifteen thousand dollars, but you want free tickets
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to my show, I should have send him over like a link on from
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go Daddy. It's like like an f U Rajsharma dot com say hey,
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this is available if you want it. So anyway, same funny. So
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we are we are very accessible and we're happy to be that. So Patreon
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dot com, slash tree us on air. There's also a lovely fan run
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Facebook group, which is kind of cool. Occasionally I will stick my head
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in there see what's going on, make sure I don't get whacked like a
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whack a mole. And there's even a subreddit that people will occasionally post.
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My point is we're around, we're accessible. You can also email us at
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Treehouse on air at gmail dot com. There is some important news going on
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in the world that we have to touch on. Okay, and like many
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things in life, in this world, there has an artistic beginning. Okay,
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many years ago in the nineties, before I got my first cell phone
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number, but I think even maybe like two years before Trey got his cell
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phone number, there was a movie that was very prophetic that most of us
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took for granted at the time, with a very interesting character that we didn't
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realize how essential not only to the film and the franchise, but to the
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planet that he actually was despite being fictional. What I'm getting at is Jeff
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Goldbloom in Jurassic Park, because he said these amazing words, and they hold
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true today. There's one thing the history of evolution has tossed that life will
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not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands the new territories, and
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it crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously. But oh there it is.
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There it is. You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals
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will breed. No, I'm simply saying that life finds a way. Now
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here's your current example of that. A steamray's pregnancy baffles aquarium staff with no
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males to mate with it. Wow. Jeff Goldbloom knew a female steam ray
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at a North Carolina aquarium is pregnant, leaving staffers puzzled over how a fish
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living without a male companion is reproducing. These are experts, they would they
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should know this. The aquarium and Shark Lab by Team Echo in Hendersonville announced
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on a Facebook post the other day that its stingray Charlotte, is expecting.
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But according to the aquarium, there's something fishy about their pregnancy because they don't
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have any male stingrays in that tank. They do say, however, there
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are two possible explanations for this once in a lifetime science mystery. One way
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is a very rare process called arthenogenesis, in which the eggs develop on their
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own without fertilization and create a clone of the mother. Okay, okay.
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The second explanation for Charlotte's pregnancy is a bit more weird science. They say
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the stingray may have made it with a male shark that was added to the
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tank in July. So we either get life finds a way to reproduce on
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its own, which is Jurassic Park level scary, or a sting ray and
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a shark got together to create the next film franchise on the Sci Fi Channel,
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Or God, I can't wait, or Bubba the guy who cleans the
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tank. No no, no no no no no no no no no no
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no no no no. You remember the scene in Little Nikki. No no
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Bubba half Bubba half sting ray Ray. I think he already is. Now
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it's gonna be Bubba ray Ray. All right, It's immediately time to run
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to run new background checks on all aquarium staff, because just because your record
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was clean when you got hired, does it mean that it stayed clean throughout
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the throughout your employment. I mean it is North Carolina. I mean,
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you know it makes sense. When I saw Trey's face, I was like,
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he's thinking the exact same thing. I think, Oh god, it
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was tell him where I tell him where Bubba had him put that stinger.
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That's so foul. Have you guys seen have you guys seen the photos of
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the steam Rays near the Cayman Islands where it's the Steam Rays City and they're
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on they're like they're like they'll they'll jump on on people's backs and they'll take
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photos. They're smiling. Huh. Bubba was like, that's a pretty mouth.
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She came on to me, she jumped on me. She was asking
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for it. You know how at the beginning of the show and I said,
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let's get stupid. You are one hell of a leader, Dan.
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I believe that I am a true inspiration to you. So because like Martin
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Luther King had a dream, I have you Oh oh oh that poor thing?
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What what? Why? Why are we assuming the sting Rays displeased?
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I don't know. I would I just would assume that. I mean probably
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because Bubba denied it and I'm gonna take care of the kids. That's the
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final episode. I mean, that's kind of where you you should punch out
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on finding out On the Marty Povich Show on Who's the Father is when Maury
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looks to his left and the guest is a fish and the guy and the
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guy waiting in the wings is Bubba. Be the same reaction if they say
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it's not the father, something will be flopping around. Are you questioning your
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life finds away, which I'm now left feeling I wish it wouldn't because maybe
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it's not so much that life found a way, but Bubba did. There's
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another way in which a life presents itself, and that is in the rearrangement
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of furniture. So in the world of relationships, sometimes you come home and
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things are different. Roj, you experienced this last week. You went to
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the bathroom and came back to find your apartment completely remodeled. And that happened
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in the span of like four four and a half minutes. Four minutes.
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Yeah, And there's a game Tara and I have played many times over the
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years, and that game is it's not a sexy game. It's the game
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is called uh, What's Different? And the game typically starts with a text
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message. And this is how this game started. Just a couple of days
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ago, I was I was at the gym, and I was I was
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stopping to get breakfast to bring back home, and she's like, okay,
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great, and when you get home, we're going to play a game.
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And now I don't even need to ask what the game is. I know
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what the game is. We've been together like fifteen years. I know what
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the game is. At this point. It's what's different. There's no spokes
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models, there's no rod Roddy, there's no glitz, there's no glam.
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It's just walking the door and be trying to figure out, all right,
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what happened? No plinko, no plinko, clinko, I had noticed clink
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over notice right away. Instead, the game is, okay, what's different?
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I can ask a question? Please. So you're you're telling you know
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how you receive the call and came home in this. So how many times
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do you do this to tear None? Oh okay, so gotcha. It's
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a one way. I'm forever. I'm I'm forever the contestant, never the
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host. Yeah, your game is what's different? My game is Where's my
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Ship? Yours is on a streaming platform, minds on the Game Show Network.
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So uh, usually we play and I'm usually usually okay at it.
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I can spot certain things, but if there's if there's like small things,
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and I'm probably not gonna catch them. So does she do this because she
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likes re arranging things or is this just a cruel way of her just poking
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fun at the fact you have memory holds in your memory. Thankfully it's neither,
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because honestly, it could be the latter, and she could have a
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field day, Like she could just change things every day and not tell me
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and just see if I notice. I would just love it. Came home
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from the gym with breakfast and there was just a different dude there, and
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You're like, who are you like? And there Lizzy and goes, who
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are you? What are you doing in my house? So now that would
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be some next level gas lighting. A buddy of mine, Tom Tran,
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was an army ranger and he was shot in Iraq. He was like sniped
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on the top of his head. So he has memory loss because of the
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injury. And so every time way of saying that, I don't have a
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good excuse for my memory loss. But also whenever we go out to like
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when I'm back in La and we go out to drink he'll forget that he
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bought the first round. That's how bad. Like yours isn't that bad?
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Like he'll buy the first round and then we'll finish that dream. He's like,
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so the next round's on me, and by the end of the night,
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he's paid for everything. Okay. So what I'm hearing is, and
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Tracy, if you agree with me, is we need to find him a
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service dog that will keep track of the tab there and make Raj pay or
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find some better friends who go, hey, buddy, you got it last
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time. Very true? Yeah, yeah, all those things would be accurate.
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No, So I get home and then we had to play the game.
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Okay, what's different? And I'm looking around looking around, of course
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I don't see anything different. You guys could play it right now looking behind
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me. You can be like, okay, what's different? Well, then
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nothing. There's that black foor NATO fan that up there is the sign that
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was given us to our friends Brian Lenae of it's a uh. It's like
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a collage of different DFW bars or actually Dallas bars and their logos, some
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of which are no longer in existence, like one of the one of our
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favorites up there is the Loon. Oh yeah, original loon, not the
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second one. But anyway, and there's your TV behind me, some chairs
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and stuff, so nothing down here. And I spent about five minutes looking
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around. I'm like, I don't see anything. What different. She's like,
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Oh, it's not downstairs, it's upstairs. So then I go upstairs
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and I noticed it immediately. So I was good at the game this time.
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I was really good at the game because she had taken our king sized
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bed and shifted it ninety degrees to a different wall. That's pretty easy to
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notice the difference. Yeah, and what was a function thing? No,
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it was just a functional thing. Reason Trey that that she does it isn't
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to mess with me or the other thing. She's not gonna admit that.
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No, then that's not the reason she doesn't. She doesn't because she's right.
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She doesn't need to ask my permission to move the bed when she knows
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it's going to be better on the wall that she moved it, and she
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is. It's not like I'm gonna argue about it because she is. But
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yeah, I mean like there was like the bed's supposed to go on this
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one specific wall, but moving it to the next wall made the room almost
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feel like get a doubled in size. Now we can walk around the bed
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more easily and not trip over certain things. It makes a lot of sense.
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And I just I thought of you, Raj, because I came home
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to a to a different house the way you did last week. And so
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I'm left with the question, is is it nesting season? Like Daisy?
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When you when you leave to go to work and come home, has Daisy,
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your three pound shawabe rearrange the living room. She just wraps her tongue
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around an automate and moves it across the room. No, the cat does
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that. At least you get you get a text message saying when you get
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home, see what's different. I just walk out and come back in,
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and I'm like, I can't find anything. I don't know where anything went.
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I don't know. And at least at least I had, you know,
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like a couple of hours, you know, from when I left the
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house and came back. You, Raj, It's like you're in the middle
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of a play and they have to do a quick set change. Yeah,
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while you go off stage, and they got to change you know, New
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York to la in the matter of minutes. As far as the sets concerned,
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that's what happened to you. You go back in the bathroom, you
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come back. It's a whole new world. Yes, and it was very
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impressive. I'm like, in four four and a half minutes to redo the
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entire living room was pretty impressive. And that's why I said that she had
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to have done micro adjustments along the way just to get it ready for the
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go date. Like when it was go time, she could knock it out
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in four minutes, no problem, but it took like four weeks of preparation
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to get there. No, no, don't remember, no, I remember
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what. We're watching Castle, and I was like, I gotta I gotta
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go do my business. I'll be right back. And then came back and
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everything was different. We have a whole new TV stand now. I didn't
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know where that came from. Again, very very impressive. It's not only
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impressive, but it's highly ironic that you're watching Castle. Go to you go
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to the you go to the bathroom, you sit on your throne for about
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four and a half minutes, and you come out and your kingdom is completely
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different. I was throned, your your queen did some ship that's what we
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have to call the game. Now, Queen's doing some ship and that's why
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the cord was attached to the vacuum cleaner for for my for my laptop.
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I don't know how that happened. I don't know why, but that's where
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it was. So I'm again just wondering, is it Is it nesting season?
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I think I think? I think so, because when when two things
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happen in such uh in such a short time span, there's got to be
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some sort of connection. It can't just be random. Life found a way.
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In the words of Goldbloom, preferably the shirtless one on the he's laying
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down there. I would hate it though, if I if I came home
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and it's Goldbloom changing into the fly and I don't know what these where they're
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just puking on everything. What's different? That was my main point for this
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whole brief conversation was is there something going on? I'd say, is there
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something in the water, But ros you're twenty two hundred miles away, and
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you drink different water than I do, and the woman drinks different water than
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than mine does. So I didn't know if there was some sort of cloud
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sink that was happening with the there has to be some sort of like something
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happening. I'm going to be gone till Monday, till next week, so
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I want to make sure when I get back, I know where everything is.
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And your chances of that are very I'm curious. I'm just you know,
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I'm curious by nature. So I asked questions. Yeah, yeah,
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you know, it's so do I again my questions? Where's my shit?
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That's the question that I have to ask every time I come home. Where's
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my stuff? Tray? Check your phone? Usually he's good at seeing it.
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Oh yeah, I totally blew that one. I saw you look at
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your watch. I was like, well, maybe he saw it on his
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watch and then and then there was nothing. No, I got sorry,
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I'll set it back up just just for the hell of it. So I
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wonder if there's a connection or if it's random. I don't think it's random,
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because, as Jeff Goldblum said, finds a way, So I don't
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think it's you know, random that Raj your woman rearranged things and my wife
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moved the bed to a different wall. No, that's probably where a new
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husband likes it. So now the question is do we fix it and post
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or just leave the show of hands, leave it in, leave it since
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anatomous, we leave it. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online
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I know you are a You are a tried and true Catholic. You
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are a religious and spiritual person. So lent, have you given up anything?
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Just started? I have. I'm an avid procrastinator. I will always
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do a good job, but I have not figured out what I'm giving up
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yet. So the short answer to that is no. I'd like to give
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up stress. I'd like to just go to bed every day and just let
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go. But that's not me. I need like a coloring book and a
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Xanax. Okay, well, I just heard like three or four things that
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you could give up for lent that would be a true test of your faith.
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One would be the coloring book, Two would be the xon X you
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know, three would be procrastination. Give up give up one of those for
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lent Well. I don't actively have any xanax or a coloring book. I'm
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just saying that I could probably be one of those people that could very easily
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walk into a doctor's office and go I have a problem. I'm an active
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overthinker, stress or procrastinator, panic all the time. Whatever you want to
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give up, that's between you and Jesus Jesus. We're giving up stress.
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We're gonna try. Do you want to be my stress? Oh? What's
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the word? We're gonna pick care, stress, abandonment, buddy. I'll
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check in with you every Friday. Are you stress? Great? So now
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and I'm very pleased with how things have gone today. I already feel like
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if there was a stupid cup, I believe it's runneth over. I feel
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like now I feel like we have a new idea for for some merch.
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Would he like a stupid cup for the Treehouse? Yes, with a fill.
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My cup is full of stupid. I just have a picture of you
31:26
with your hands up, you know, just going where's my stuff? Actually
31:30
it should be Actually that'd be a different cup for Ris called Where's My Ship?
31:38
Yeah, that would be perfect. I would give that to her for
31:41
for birthday. Brother. Are you did you throw something at a cat?
31:47
Yeah? Yeah, the cat likes to uh he likes to scratch on the
31:51
entertainment center. So you'd like to throw tennis small sum not a tennis ball,
31:57
it's a It was the little uh mini rubber Treehouse basketball that we threw
32:06
from the avenue grade float here. Gotcha through that at the cat, Yeah,
32:13
I through through promotional merch to get him. So now you need a
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second cup so that can also be filled with stupid and watch it runneth over
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and hopefully not chunked at a cat. No, because that'd be a steel
32:30
cup and that'd be bad. I don't I don't want to go from stupid
32:37
to special, especially with the cat. Fine line? Is it? Is?
32:44
It? Very much? Is? Yeah? I feel like we're only
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like, uh like just one bad decision away from all of us permanently wearing
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helmets in here. Anyway, Trey, I believe you had mentioned to me
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before that you had something to share with the class, I mean trios.
33:07
Have any of y'all ever used, like do y'all ever use like sound YouTube
33:14
videos or sound machines like like create like white noise, black noise? You
33:17
know, like I found like the latest thing that really is helping me sleeping
33:22
sleep is brown noise? What is the Are we doing an impromptu version of
33:34
wrong answers only because I got a few. No. Yeah. The first
33:38
thing that pomped into my head was when headphones in and some guy going please
33:44
go to sleep. Just no, go to sleep. He is waiting for
33:50
you. I was he was going to say that he was listening to snippets
33:54
of this show, but just the RAJ clips. Anything to help you sleep,
34:01
buddy. I want to explore this more though. So, so you
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got a sleep machine that somehow is tapped into brown noise. I go,
34:10
and I have a sleep machine for a white noise. But then I've been
34:14
going on YouTube and and that felt a little racist, like why should the
34:22
why should the waits get all the noise when there's there's noises of color that
34:28
are unfairly treated, There's there's different noises to help people sleep. I mean
34:36
black noise matters. Uh, I guess it does. Black noise is very
34:44
very soothing. What does the black noise ship? God, damn it.
34:51
You gotta be kidding. Come on, call the funk back to sleep.
34:58
Yeah. So I think that would definitely qualify as the black noise on on
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a sleep machine. And it works. It scaresy to sleep. At least
35:15
our version of the brown noise make you giggle, Yes, go to sleep
35:22
please. So the other, the other version that I had in my head
35:25
when you said that you you like brown noise to help you go to sleep?
35:30
Was what really does this? Does that lull you into a deep slumber?
35:40
So you know, I've tried the I've tried the white noise, which
35:46
is basically just former NBC anchor Brian Williams telling lies about his exploits in Iraq
35:52
and Afghanistan. We've heard the black noise, which is of course Samuel L.
35:57
Jackson's reading Go the f to Sleep children's book for adults. We heard
36:02
the brown noise option, from which was please go to sleep. I like
36:09
how when you say you still do the head wiggle? Only for you guys
36:15
or anybody else watching the YouTube thing, This is where you need to join
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Patreon, Patreon dot com, slash Treehouse on air you can see the full
36:22
video of these shows and you can see Raj do the Indian head wiggle.
36:24
Or then there's the other, the other brown noise sleep option. I will
36:32
commend you try. You found a You found a sleep machine with many options?
36:39
Oh yeah, it's got all sorts of settings, does it? Does
36:49
it have one of your ex girlfriend settings? That's not gonna help me sleep?
37:00
But to answer your question, finally, yes, we actually Tara and
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I mainly Tara will use a sleep machine thing. We actually recently got a
37:08
sleep machine because it's a little bit louder and it plugs into its own dedicated
37:15
sleep machine with noises on it. Before that, she was just using an
37:17
app on her phone or a YouTube thing that it was just you know,
37:22
night noises. The problem is when we moved into this house on Saint John
37:27
on Bordeaux Mountain, which the elevation, as I've told you guys before,
37:30
has us in what's known as the moist forest, and there's different creatures that
37:35
live up here versus other parts of the island which are dryer. Up here
37:38
in the moist forest, there are all different sorts of critters and creatures and
37:42
bugs and amphibians that we hear throughout the night. And the setting she had
37:46
on her phone for the sleep setting sounded exactly like the noise we hear when
37:51
we open up the window. So we needed something a little different. So
37:54
the actual sound machine that she has now it seems to we work a little
37:59
bit better. It also drowns me out. Gotcha, I didn't I didn't
38:06
know you. I didn't know you guys had trouble sleeping. Is that a
38:07
thing it's just is that a white person thing I don't know that keeps us?
38:15
The bats keep us awake. Wait, you're one of those pricks that
38:21
don't have problems sleeping. No, I have no issues. I can lay
38:28
down as long as I have to have the TV on, but even that
38:31
could be on mute, just as long as there's something. There's some light
38:36
there so in case I have to pee in the middle of the night,
38:37
I don't stub my toe. But I didn't know you guys had issues sleeping.
38:43
Most people do. Maybe, maybe, maybe you do need to explore
38:49
more of this brown noise because it seems to be working. I just assume
38:55
Yeah has tapes of himself telling you saying, go to sleep, go to
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sleep. Thanks other, Raj. Let's give it a quick test, Raj.
39:07
Let's let's hear some of your brown noise types for tray and see what
39:09
happens. Gee, it's nighttime, now go to sleep. We'll lull him
39:16
a little bit, like tell him to close his eyes and stuff. This
39:21
sounds that's the weirdest thing we've ever done, as friend. Close your eyes.
39:25
Gee, the bed is so comfortable, Daisy right next to you,
39:34
jeans are coming go to sleep. Chicken cut eye, chicken pick Camasa.
39:54
If you're listening to the show, Trey has just slowly dissented out of his
39:58
camera frame onto the floor in front of his desk. And now it's important
40:07
to sound like we're calling golf because I don't want to wake him up.
40:13
All right, while he's out, Raj put in some good hypnosis stuff that
40:17
we can get him to do when he wakes up. You like to go
40:22
to work naked? You don't. You don't like pants anymore, But you're
40:35
going to sleep so well? Yes, JE tell him he likes man or
40:39
something to tell him, tell him, tell him that he needs to spend
40:45
more time on his mother's Your mother really misses you. And what the fuck?
41:01
It seems to work? That's by far the best brown noise, oh
41:15
man hack, A lot better than the Apple iPhone factory in China. Just
41:21
a bunch of crying kids. I didn't even mean to hit that beat,
41:35
and yet it worked. I really did me. This is stupid again.
41:42
I'm just beeping like left and right. Actually, maybe maybe that's not me
41:45
hitting it. Maybe it's the kids in trying to send me morse code for
41:47
help. I can't do that so less almost like well, I'd say two
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of my stupid clubs have run it over. Thank you, gentlemen, I
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appreciate it. We will see you for the next episode inside the Treehouse on
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Frippy. We appreciate it.