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Remember That Time… Volume 2 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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right well if you're listening to this I'm uh I'm in the US and therefore
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unable to record a podcast uh you're at home Luke is that right I'm still here
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so I'm still ready to record but oh okay well you're not danc in Asia yeah
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unfortunately um so we don't have a new episode well not unfortunate that he's
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in Asia no no no it's unfortunate he's not here to record exactly yeah um but
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we have a solution of sorts um if you recall a little while ago we we had best
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of episode um that people seem to enjoy
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um so we've got another one yeah if there if you're a newer listener to the
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podcast and you didn't hear any of our old stuff there's quite a lot of
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episodes in the past so I can understand why you wouldn't want to go all the way
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back to the beginning but we've taken all what we consider to be the funny
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bits and um smooshed them together so this is um this is volume two of um of
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the best of uh you can go back and listen to volume one this volume is is
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probably better quality just because we were better at podcasting yeah we've
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gotten a lot better over the years yeah definitely and so the sound quality is
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better on these ones and uh and yeah I think there some funny stuff in there
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I'm looking forward to hearing it I haven't heard it yet have you heard it
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I've heard bits of it yep Jenna was working on it I uh yeah yeah I say we
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put this together we didn't put this together Jenna put this together so um
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please if you enjoy the best of jump on and thank her on the Facebook or on the
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um on the Twitter she'll see those as well all right sit back enjoy yeah and
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uh and we'll be back with you as normal uh in a few weeks welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things
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nerdy walked out of in glorious bastards when that David Bowie song started
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playing too I haven't seen glor haven't even seen it look it started off so well
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the first scene the first like 15 to 20 minutes is one scene with a Nazi General
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interrogating a farmer um and you know
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that there's a bunch of um like hidden people under the house and he's just
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killing time to try to you know get rid of this General and it's so tense it's
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such an amazing scene and I was like that this movie is great this is a
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return to form from Tarantino he's done it but then after that it just drops
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right out and is just awful scenes go on way too long there's way too much
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dialogue and then he skips over important things and just
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uh goes on to other bits and then there's a [ __ ] David Bowie song In a
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World War II movie and you're like oh [ __ ] off get hand song I don't even
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remember honestly dance magic dance dance magic
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dance I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away right now everything
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I've done I've done for you that's how Hitler got so mean
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yeah I wish the Goblin King would take the Jews away
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[ __ ] I feel a parody coming [Music]
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on I'm already beond Thunderdome fan really no never seen you know I went to
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a uh casting call for that when I was about 5 years
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old no didn't didn't even get a look in you were going to be the little baby on
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that freak's back in the uh in the the ring well that's what I doing anyway
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yeah oh you would been checking out the little little midgy freak wouldn't you
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yeah Blaster yeah he's my fav that's him that's him I know my
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[Music]
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midgets someone buy me DCS black shark
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it's like five bucks what is it it's a hardcore Russian helicopter simulator oh
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that sounds DS black shark yeah yeah I'll buy it for you can you I'll pay
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I'll give you the money whatever DCS black shark no no DCS yeah black shark
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yeah black shark yeah I'll I'll gift it to you after this
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[Music] Legend D dude go to wsd keyboards.com
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right now choose your color you can't tell me what to do if you want to spend
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$200 on a keyboard yeah I I can't justify that I do have a keyboard pick
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out 110 it's the Star Wars theod Republic one no that'll just be a shitty
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cheap [ __ ] $20 Chinese piece of [ __ ] keyboard these are Cherry MX Keys all
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right unbelievable it's made this keyboard's made when you think about it
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though what's the one thing on a computer that you interact with more
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than anything else my [ __ ] it's the it's the
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keyboard that's how you navate to those wonderful little por I did not expect
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that answer took me by [Music]
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surprise I bought about four flight zims um DCS black shark oh yeah Luke got me
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DCS black shark thanks for that ly um I have made a terrible
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mistake I'm going to need to spend at least 40 hours with this game just to
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get confident with it 4 hours I do not have is it a very serious it is a very
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serious Russian helicopter Sim Jesus and I don't know how I can say that any
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clear it is very serious is it very Russian serious business sounds like DCS
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boring shark to me
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yeah what are you doing it for some people I
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dare say d it we very much would be what are you doing it's my review of it you
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fly you fly a [ __ ] you fly a Russian ka50 Hokum
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helicopter hookum yeah sounds like hookum
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no anyway it's [ __ ] complicated as [ __ ] all right right what what are you
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once you're flying it what do you do you just fly around no you blow up [ __ ]
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all right stuff cool so they from extremely far distance it's not let just
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like it's like you just have one at your house and then you fly it around do
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nothing not the Sims no Sims DCS black shark Like These Guys
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these are the guys that actually make military Sims for the military like they
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that's their that's their bread and butter yeah right cool yeah it's uh pretty
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[Music] intense we're going to be starting a new competition called dwarf watch oh [ __ ]
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off we not doing that this [ __ ] watch is over uh it's similar to [ __ ] watch
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in many ways uh except uh the name is slightly different y so premise is the
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same name slightly different and it has its own jingle which is
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[Music]
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this your ENT oh we've got one we've got one already
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we can use that anyway so you can either rush to get in uh for [ __ ] watch this
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week so get your cameras out just try to photograph as many midgets as you can uh
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be respectful because um some of them are people so some of them bear that in
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mind some of them are magical elves and things like that and they don't mind but
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um some of them are just short people so bear that in mind uh if you don't get it
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in of course just send them in week after next to dwarf watch at multiple
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nerdgasm so how does from [ __ ] watch Dan a dwarf and a
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[ __ ] well dwarves usually come in packs of seven and uh midgets are
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usually just so in dwarf watch you have to have seven dwarfs all at once yeah
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you don't have to uh but that's how you can easily identify a dwarf from a
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[ __ ] right and believe you could take a picture of one
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dwarf but chances are just outside of frame would be six more I'm quite happy
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to put it out there if someone is able to get a photo of all seven will win instantly
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yeah I'm saying that right now you offering photograph a group of seven
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what is the prize for dwarf yet we're going to announce that
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after we finish mget watch yeah you're right it wouldn't be
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fair figure out what it is pretty much it might
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[Music] be cool I mean I mean as a kid Gremlins
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terrified me but I I kept watching was one of myor is a scary movie yeah didn't
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scare me about the scene where she's talking about her [ __ ] finding her
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dad's dead body in the CH Christmas I didn't understand that as a kid I didn't
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understand that spike is just terrifying I just thought they were
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funny I'm pretty sure can they be funny they got horrible little eyes and they
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killed people and they've got sharp teeth and they're small they C they
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don't they don't kill anyone yeah they do they kill heaps of people dude who do
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they kill did your parents fast forward bits of this when you were watching
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it see it on screen the old
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lady the old lady yeah next door the old lady next door oh when they make her her
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chair go flying out the roof they kill people if they
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didn't they kill people in the same way that mcau culen kills people in Home
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Alone no that's not the same thing at all like they killed her they killed us
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sh in a comical way like they still killed like if I murdered someone on the
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street and someone oh that's a funny way to kill someone like you get off don't
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worry it doesn't count as murder murz
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[ __ ] kills people in Last Action Hero like it's not it's a joke
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oh I'm glad you think [Music] so we're actually going to announce the
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the winner fet watch on today's
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show oh wow okay all right um so just before we announce the winner could you
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go through what the prize is again uh Luke you want to handle it um I've I've lost
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it what what um it was on my desk I
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don't know where I put it and I've been playing Uncharted which
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is uh good no I prefer charted yeah
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charted way easier there's Maps so uh I'm I'm not very good at it but I am
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enjoying it yeah yeah have fun far into it are you I
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am I just got the map back from the from the racial
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stereotype uh that locked me in the uh there's a few of those Lo particular
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race would that be yeah I think he's like Puerto Rican he's Puerto Rican
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Jesus uh he probably is Puerto Rican probably is know gu probably just doing
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his voice what you talking about St up this
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is how I talk what did you mean let me
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fix your car and take your
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money I I've never met a Puerto Rican in fact I don't even know if
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that's an accurate Puerto Rican I don't think I've I'm pretty sure it's not
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accurate man I'll tell you that right now it's I'm pretty sure it's spot on for something
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[Music] yeah and I actually watched Gremlins the movie the other week and I would just
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like to point out uh cuz I took a blowby blow account of
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who died and who was viciously attacked and just for our readers out there no
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well I'll stop you there because that's not what that's not what we uh were
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talking about last time you need to prove that they murdered they murdered
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people well okay they definitely murdered two people all right they mured
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Mr for this is Mr Hansen was murdered and there was a syringe left in his butt
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who put the syringe there this the um the gremlin is that what killed him a
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syringe in his butt no the gremlin he put his hand on the table and then the
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gremlin attacked him and killed him and then it stuck a thingy in his butt as
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Vengeance cuz it he stuck the guy with a need as a bastard as Vengeance after
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he'd killed him already yeah he's a gremlin it doesn't make any sense it it
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does and then second of all Mrs deagle was murdered but when she was literally
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flown out of her house at literally I dare say would have been at least 100 km
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an hour that was manslaughter I mean they don't know how
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that thing works they knew enough to wire it up so it [ __ ] over no that's
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what I'm saying it was an accident right so if you pull a trigger on a gun you
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can claim manslaughter because it was the B it's not a gun Dan it's a it's a
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chair St thing that being as it is man they do break into the radio studio and
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attempt to murder Rock and Ricky they they fail just they just wanted to hug
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him all right so and there's okay now the gremlin attempts to strangle Billy's
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mother until she literally beheads it with this until Billy beheads it with a
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samurai sword and it head ends up in the fire and it dies screaming right oh so
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well that's not a gremlin murdering anybody I know I know I'm just saying
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I'm just saying then is a gremlin shoots another Gremlin point blank in the face
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with a gun murdering the other Gremlin there's a gremlin that fires
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shots at Phoebe katees with a gun and it has a mask on and it literally looks
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like a rapist does she die no I'm just saying it was attempted murder well that
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changes things doesn't it all right the Grandma's attempt to run that deer
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couple over in the house that's attempt to Mur attempt yeah um a attempts to
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bite a man's hand off in a mailbox um Spike attempts to murder Billy with a
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chainsaw shoots him with a crossbow and gets him with the crossbow and then
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tries to shoot him with a gun now they brutally attack Santa um one of them
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Cuts Billy across the stomach um there's an entire Cinema full of Gremlins that
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are literally burnt alive in a fiery explosion one Gremlin was murdered in a
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blender one was stabbed to death one is sprayed in the face with bug and then
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placed in a microwave until it liquefies mhm now there's a lot of attempted
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murders there are two definite murders and I dare say that the Gremlins are not
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very nice reasonable doubt I don't know what fanciful legal
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system you operate under but I want you representing me if I ever commit a crime
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look you got to you got to bear in mind in all documentaries like that are
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biased there's an agenda yeah it's quite clear that whoever made it Joe Dante the
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director documentarian has has an anti-g Gremlin
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agenda all right okay he's just a racist basically right okay I see all right
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well that's that's that's fair enough um I just thought I'd get that out there
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and and just let everyone know how wrong you are yeah okay yeah
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yeah thanks for uh me you watch Dan um you're welcome thank you the people the
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segment of the century yeah yeah so would still also just like to point out
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that if you do want to win dwarf watch you're an instant winner if you can get
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seven that's right yeah thank you Luke yeah if you if
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you see Seven Dwarves and you photograph them then you are the instant winner or
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what if they go see [ __ ] some panto in in England if you are literally if you take
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a photo in England of seven dwarves in any context and put it and send it into
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dwarf watch at multiple g.com then you are the [Music]
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winner uh have been siming it up lately after the Steam
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Sale uh now do recall Luke asking me how I was going with DCS black sh no I don't
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want to go there yet I want you to talk about what you have been playing and
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then we'll get to DCS black shark right okay okay well well I have been playing
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uh wings of prey um which is essentially a World War II flight Sim um and you
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know uh you play part of the British uh Air
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Force and you fight the LT waffer and uh it's uh it's not super hardcore but it's
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got trim controls and everything else in it so it's it's not it's not not not an
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arcade game but uh when I first started playing it uh my plane kept [ __ ]
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dragging to the left like uh almost like my left flap was locked and I I
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literally spent an hour going back and forth like just tearing my hair out you
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know trying to Google everything you know a couple other people have the same
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problem I'm like well what what is it turns out my trim controls were already
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mapped on my second uh throttle and uh it was uh pulled all the way down so it
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it had to be centered obviously because the trim controls were tearing to the
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left so I was like Jesus what a what a
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disaster controls well that sounds that sounds as fun to play as I as it was to
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hear about yeah yeah yeah so um yeah I've been uh flying uh and uh flying
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over Germany and bombing the [ __ ] out of Nazis so I was playing the wings of prey
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um having good time with that and then I thought I would jump in a bit of A10 so
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I was flying around my A10 a fair bit that's a plane is it it is it's an
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A10 it is it's pretty cool funky looking plane it's got like big Eng engines
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doesn't it yeah it's it's basically a Gatling gun with a plane wrapped around
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it cool yeah yeah that's how you want to design a a a flying vehicle well it's a
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tank Buster it was designed for the Cold War so when the Russians rolled over
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into um West Germany with tanks they just [ __ ] send these bastards up and
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just start gunning them down but call a tank Buster instead of an A10 it is
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called the a tankster the second if they said oh do you want to do you want to
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fly an A10 or do you want to fly a tank Buster [ __ ] tank Buster well yeah I
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wouldn't even wait for the thinking music on that one end warthog and it was
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designed as a tank Buster so it's close support rooll so yeah that's what it does
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so how long did you play that for uh probably about four or five hours four
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or five hours and how long did you play wigs of prey for oh probably about 9 9
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night hours y now um this is where I want to get into DCS black shark yeah is
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you begged Matt to buy it for you and then I and me to buy it for you we
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brought it for you right yeah yeah I was checking on Steam yeah you played it for
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2 hours which is actually about 12 minutes there was a slight problem
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uh the control system on uh black Shar
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uh requires a lot of extraneous Keys like say the numeric keypad and the home
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button um all buttons that don't actually exist on my keyboard so I uh
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have to swap is that your really expensive customade keyboard no no no my
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customade keyboard has all those buttons but I use that on my Mac so I'm going to
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have to swap them over so um I'm going to have to use my old Mac what wireless
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keyboard with my Mac again cuz I was using it on my PC um so I'm going to
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swap them over so cuz my PC is going to get lot more I'm very upset that you've
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played 12 minutes un loaded into and I purchased for you as a gift and you've
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done nothing with it you so far is talk about all these other games you played
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do you know what the worst part is I loaded up the game and I was like okay
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I'm dedicating some time I'm going to do the first tutorial here we go open up
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the tutorials menu it's empty like what the [ __ ] so are you printing off this manual
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anytime soon yeah I'll probably be doing it tomorrow tomorrow okay so next
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podcast I'll be able to see you've played about 9 10 hours of DCs black
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shark I hope so is there any way to doctor those figures on yeah I could
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just leave it on the main menu and walk [Music] away do you remember that scene in the
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six sense where he's looking down the hallway and a kid with a [ __ ] hole in
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his head comes out and goes come on I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun
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literally that night after I'd seen that movie I was just looking down my hallway
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and my brain just kind of superimposed [ __ ] that kid standing in there and I
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just got the biggest chill it it really chilled me to my very core is is pretty
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[ __ ] yeah that seems pretty awesome in what you're saying there I probably
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agree that was the same with me and pet cemetery when I was watching it it
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wasn't that bad it was what's going through my head after the movie yeah h
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yeah how about you mat you're the horror buff yeah I'm just trying to think I've
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kind of I mean obviously when I was younger stuff scared me I was scared of
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strange stuff though like the guy on Sesame Studio used to play the piano and
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then get a note wrong and then start bashing his face what wrong piano used
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to no I was I used to scream and turn the TV off whenever he came on I
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couldn't watch it I don't know why this is coming child that wrot stories about
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soldiers getting mustard Gass yeah that's what I'm saying it was
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odd things that scared me sorry wait wait what go back what you never heard
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this story I've got a bunch of books from when I was in in in primary school
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yeah I used to write mashups of Doctor Who generally before they were mashups
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by the way yeah yeah where was I I wrote the one that he's referring to is I
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wrote Doctor Who versus the Living Dead and premise the premise was that a truck
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carrying mustard gas crashed in a and then zombies rose from the dead and
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Doctor Who had to deal with it obviously nice and I used to illustrate them as
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well of course oh [ __ ] parents get called up to the school for this [ __ ]
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yes yeah my parents used to get called up to the school yeah so they yeah my
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parents got called and I did U Muppet Babies versus plant monsters and the
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plants like I like I said Illustrated them so like Gonzo had his head ripped
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off Jesus Christ no I think we all had that mine was in the nude though I did
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well-known franchises in the nude Ghostbusters in the nude what how does
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that Batman in the nude all these stories were about these kind of
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well-known characters who for some reason were out in public naked you know
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they were swimming at the pool and some Hooligans came in and stole their
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clothes but it's too late because I've seen everything it was a phase I used to
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write murderous stories and stuff like that but just typical juvenile stuff
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nothing that Sinister like someone losing their clothes
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constantly like that's that's weird dude oh I'm aware of
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[Music] it uh I it must be just be what the kind
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of gameplay that you prefer cuz like I said I'm playing a wizard and and
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everyone keeps going about how the Wizard's like the worst and and boring
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and and underpowered and all that kind of stuff I haven't had any of those
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issues I you like Wizards though yeah that's true you like Wizards a lot M
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that's true but I mean I don't like boring games are we going to have wizard
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watch [ __ ] that can be a thing you see anyone who looks like a wizard
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[ __ ] send that [ __ ] to us pleas in fact it shouldn't just be midgets it
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should be any person that you see on the streets that looks like they could be
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any mythological character you know if you see someone that looks like a
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griffin get that [ __ ] on fil in what instance when you're walking down the
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stret you see someone and go holy [ __ ] he looks like a mythical Griffin look if
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you half lion half bird I'm
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just creatures it was a ter example if you say all right fine if you see a guy with goat
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legs all right definitely send that in oh
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[Music] God so I've got this TV show called Doomsday Preppers that I gotad that
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looks awesome I want to say that and I was going to say I I respect people who
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prepare for these kind of things but when you watch this show they freak you
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out a little you'll learn that often uh often they haven't really considered
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things quite like basic because they the whole point of the show is they run you
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through their survival things and then and then they have to uh kind of
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demonstrate they have to do a dry run yeah exactly and then there's there like
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for example there's one girl who's got this plan and she's got this big pack
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with all food in it to escape the city all that kind of stuff but she's uh
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she's not in the best shape so when she uh when she attempts to she's actually
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she's got a [ __ ] car stashed outside the city with petrol and everything
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ready to go and she doesn't even make it to the car wow oh and that's before
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anyone tries to attack her and steal a supplies like yeah oh she's got yeah
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she's got a knife and stuff to defend herself and I mean if that was just
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looting and pillaging she's probably the first person I'd rap they do think of
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like give me your food you tubby [ __ ] you've got
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some she's got all her stuff pushed inside of like a nondescript
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B put inside a nondescript bag so that
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it doesn't get attention to it food yeah
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[Music] food I went for a piss before lunch
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realized my Underpants were on backwards okay little hole but at that point at
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that point I don't use the little hole I'll just pull him to the side I don't
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use the little hole whoa you don't use a little hole no I do not whoa whoa hold
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on hold on I need to take a pole here who he uses the little hole I don't have
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any underwear that oh actually what am I'm talking about you know they all do
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have the little hole no I don't use it no I don't use it either I free ball if
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L doesn't wear under wait so I'm the only man on Earth that uses the little
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hole I don't want to stick a like a little Precision operation of getting my
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dick through that little hole it is a bit of an effort it's not an erotic
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experience I just want to piss I have an immense penis Dave immense you don't
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understand yeah yeah but no needless to say uh realized
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at the urinal I'm wearing my undies on backwards but at that point it's going
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to take removing shoes you know stripping down to just dick out you know
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it's it's an ordeal at that point so I just left it for the rest of the day
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just left it what was that was it work not stripping down a nothing at work
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well you could do it in the toilet not taking off my shoes in the toilets at
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work no I me me you stand on the floor you can balance on the [ __ ] toilet I
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don't know man I work in a nice office for a reputable television station and
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yet it still looks like the toilets are from the bad side of town you know like
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that's that's all office toilets I'll tell you what in every office there's
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one filthy little and if I ever find him there's always one filthy little that
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you know [ __ ] throws toilet paper everywhere makes a huge [ __ ] mess
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[ __ ] pisses on the seat and if I find you you little
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what I told you the story about when I I worked with uh with Paul hey Paul have
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you listening you probably are Paul no he's not listening he's overseas he
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could still listen he internet in Europe they have the internet in Europe yeah
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but he's not sinking his iPhone a I bet he would we fight him on the beaches I
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talked to him on messenger we'll fight him in the fields he's fighting in fields he's at
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Normandy oh okay are we going to fight Paul what yeah
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oh we worked together and and one day one the office administrator came up and
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said you aren't going to believe what is
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downstairs and so we were like all right went down to have a look somebody had
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made a mess uh I guess they were having some
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stomach issues and didn't quite make it to the
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toilet they made it to the correct room uh and then managed to get it everywhere
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and they didn't clean it up they not only did they not clean it up they left
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Footprints oh God Bleeding Out across
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the carpet to the elevator no no as they FL the building you're leaving
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Footprints in [ __ ] you need to take a long hard look at where your life is
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yeah in no context is that not completely inappropriate so basically it
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looks like there was just a big [ __ ] explosion and then shitty footprint like
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fleeing the scene what the [ __ ] these people hold jobs they can
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vote y oh so yeah needless to say didn't
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believe it until I saw it wow saw it wish I hadn't seen it these are adults
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these are adults for reasons like that why I didn't want to take off my shoes
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in the public toilets at my work well yeah but no you your penis has been
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where your butt should have been all day true that's true the weird thing about
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that whole thing was right because I thought to myself how did I not notice
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when I put these on and then I remembered right they're a fairly new
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pair so I'm not as familiar with how they feel as some other pairs that I
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might have and as I put them on this morning I thought to myself I thought
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these fit a bit better than
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this so yeah is it do we need a jingle
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for that Dave you want to take this one
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Laughter] [Music]
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backwards why is it that aliens when they do contact humans only contact
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people like that yeah that's right crazy people very strategic usually people on
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farms in Middle America yeah people who have also had run-ins with the yeti and
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the Abominable Snowman and that's right well they got they got to worry about
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that the Abominable Snowman is you know Tibetan right he's not part of the yoi
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Yeti culture no the yeti is the Snowman you're thinking of a Sasquatch that's
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the America no I'm thinking of Bigfoot [Music]
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Sasquatch yeah that's the that's the Sasquatch what's the one that's apparently now
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psychic what oh apparently Bigfoot sightings have progressed now now thing
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they're [ __ ] psychic oh a big fooot now mines now yeah they could
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communicate telepathically that's how they communicate Pro's not
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D you're right you're right oh God we got a link to that
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video that guy the one you senters of the dude oh yeah that the guy from pilia
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State Forest the guy went crazy when Yi attacked him can you describe to me oh
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that now that guy's mentally ill he just [ __ ] starts screaming Jesus yeah yeah
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yeah going to L to that yeah he got raped out in the bush
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I reckon that's what's happened that's what I reckon happened he got [ __ ]
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raped and his brain switched that off and went not it was
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alens oh yeah cuz he told he got gets dragged to the Hut and it's got legs
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everything sound hairy legs of men yeah in other words there are a lot of nud
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[ __ ] men around raping him
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yeah that's dark Jesus terrifies
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me well okay well the hunter is um it's an Australian film uh and it's got
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William defo in it which is pretty cool was it the last film that we talked
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about with him in it an Australian film as well no that was just that terrible
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film about the end of the world yeah I thought that was Australian for some
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reason no it wasn't Australian we uh we are Australian we talked about it that's
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what you're oh that's it's your accent yeah Dave do you want to do an intro for
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um William defo film review of the week all
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right y okay I want Somey slashy guitars
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behind that sure slashy I'm pee I'm peeing while I
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play yourself while you play for those you guys who don't know um the hunter is
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set in a rural Tasmanian town is this about they search for the thos scene it
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is it is it is actually the I will give a look I love by a a biotch company to
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sort of track down the thilosene or as Dan mentioned the Tasmanian Tiger um in
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the remote of Tas Wilderness You know despite the fact that the Tiger has been
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classified as extinct um there's been some recent sightings and they feel that
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there might be one female left out in the wild [ __ ] it so let's go capture it
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some sick Rich bastard wants to [ __ ] it so and then e it yeah no so this biotch
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company's interested in it because it's got some sort of saliva that um had some
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special poisonous Properties or some some such thing anyway they're willing
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to do anything to sort of get their hands on it cuz they're um you know they
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they reckon they can synthesiz it and you know use it for lots of cool stuff
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or whatever right so in typical Australian Cinema style like um the
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hunter spends most of its time in those you know Quiet Moments sort of moving
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the story through drama rather than any kind of action there's like a preponderance you
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know for Australian films to sort of dwell on that inan annoying quiet
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[ __ ] that you know irritates me constantly um but but in this instance I
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think it serve the film quite well because there's you know some really
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sweeping Vistas and and beautiful countryside and in those sort of Quiet
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Moments there are the times you sort of see William defo out there in the fields
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in the jungles and you know searching around in the bush for this this D scene
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and I think it kept it kept me pretty interested um the main Crux of the film
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though sort of hangs on his relationship with these um this single mother and her
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two kids um whose dad was an environmentalist who went out to look
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for the Tasmanian tiger and he's went missing so ah yeah so he ends up going
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out to the Wilderness and coming back constantly you know cuz that's where his
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base of operations is he's sort of boarding with this family
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um and so you know he goes out and um you know does his thing comes back goes
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out does his thing comes back and you know things take a turn for the worst
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and as as we always say spiral quickly
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out of control nice [ __ ] uh but it's it gets really interesting near the end um
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I don't want to spoil it for him because I think everyone should really watch it
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um because it's probably the onlyest tralian film I've ever watched and
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thought you know I don't hate this so um
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but it's a really sort of uh emotional film too on on on on a few different
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levels but I I thought Willam defo was really really good in it and um you know
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even at the end I uh had a bit of a te but uh yeah it was um it was a very
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powerful kind of film and it wasn't it wasn't overplayed I mean some of the
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special effects weren't that great with the with you know the film and stuff but
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I think um you know obious wait is a special effects film well no but there's some
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Cene well I don't want to get into any details there but you know so said
34:58
there's some CGI in there cool I'm taking that as a yes you've just ruined
35:01
the movie for you well no actually you might be surprised but um it's a really
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good film and I think you guys should should go see it if only for the fact
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that you know well on Def fo so yeah there you go cool yeah I'll see a it's an
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Australian film station the thos is just a guy dressed as like a thos and he just
35:20
does things that a thos would normally do everyone thinks that's really funny
35:22
for some reason yeah yeah absolutely AB an Australian film so I'm assuming Sam
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Neil's in this somewhere oh my God he is is he is he the guy in the thos suit he
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is in it he's a character in The th he's the
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thilosene and Sam Neil as the thilosene [Music]
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sweet now now you're someone who hasn't actually played a Diablo game before no
35:49
this is the first time so what I mean it's actually quite different to Diablo
35:53
I so why don't you run us through I mean did you enjoy it Luke or I did I can see
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my when it comes out I can see I'm going to get a sore wrist from it yeah
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absolutely whacking off playing it yeah I was going to say that's hot that is so
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hot oh de Kane de Kane a stay a while and
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[Music] listen yeah you have you have a film review of your own Don't You Luke and it
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wasn't sanctioned by LucasArts was it no no no it's definitely nothing to do with
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yeah okay take us through that all right so can we do can we do a
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jingle for this segment I think Luke should do this sort of thing every week
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I I think that's a all right here I go okay
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[Music]
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here of Science Fiction with
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Luke oh hi Mom that's why your mom does listen to
36:56
the podcast she does so this is going to be interesting next time I talk to her
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all right Carol get ready your son watches
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porn Okay so I Rec got my hands on a copy
37:13
ofs that did not start off well but I'm just going to power on through y That's
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what she
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said okay so I got a copy of Star Wars
37:25
Tri XX upon por par um and it's exactly what you're thinking
37:32
it's Star Wars porn so who [ __ ]
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who um you have Darth Vader uh gets a
37:41
blow job from PR Slayer y oh wait a minute no that's that's realistic she
37:47
was a prisoner of war he would have made her suck his dick go on yep um Obi-Wan
37:52
Kenobi does a tusken Raider oh filthy how do you feel about that Dave mixed
37:58
race e who did that [ __ ] a tuskin Raider a that's off
38:04
and hot was it a female tuskan raadar
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yes surprisingly she looks humid underneath all those clothes who would
38:14
have thought who would have thought um remember we're talking a
38:19
couple of weeks ago about Star Wars characters getting their own spin-off
38:22
remember we're talking about the twins in the Cantina absolutely they get it on together
38:28
no really incest nothing quite like that um there's a couple of scenes that have
38:34
incest in this movie wow so is there a Luke and layer there's a Luke layer and
38:39
Han oh yep I would not be sharing my
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sister but what I ended up she's all mine that's the only problem I have with
38:49
it I'm like that that's the line can't have sex with me and my
38:55
sister wait so you think it was Han wanted to screw Luke and Luke was like a
38:59
I don't know I'm not if she's going to be [Laughter]
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here go through the whole movie or is it it goes through a New Hope from start to
39:10
finish no way yep and some of it is word for
39:15
word like and there's no changing of people's names it is Luke Skywalker it
39:20
is obiwan can is chewbaca I could smell your [ __ ] when I was brought aboard oh
39:25
is there a chewy sex scene yes there is chewbaca not chewy like
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yeah oh this sex so chewy chewy has
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se yeah and there's lots of chewy sex scenes in it but I actually skipped most of the
39:41
sex scenes cuz what oh yeah you just watch the interesting bits then yeah but
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nerd you know that I'm going to skip the hardcore pornography I'm going to go
39:51
straight to the parts where it's you know just paring the film that I
39:56
love it was funny in some parts H um you
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know that um that comedian um Eddie oh forget his name yeah know how he did the
40:08
whole Jeff fader and getting a train well they had jokes relating to that in
40:13
it oh really wow it was like is Jeff Vader here I've got his tray that's
40:18
tough that actually came up three times in it wow
40:24
running they handle the Death Star thing like with the trench R and stuff like a
40:30
CG you're right too much in your
40:35
window I like how how do they handle that death star and the trench run
40:39
everything everything I know but then lca's CG but I mean it wasn't like a penis
40:46
having to get into a certain hole or anything it was just no it was the death
40:50
star and the Trench Run w wow I used to Bulls I want breat
40:56
back that was in there um they had han han shot first oh
41:03
really he goes I shoot first and shoot often and shoots greo about six
41:08
times whoa whoa so Han spoofs all over
41:12
greo no he just shoots him with his gun blaster Blaster is he shooting with his
41:18
Blaster Lo look how well done was it in terms of like costumes and sets and stuff no like
41:25
did look good [ __ ] matters uction Val that's what I want to know a lot of it
41:31
was quite a bit of it was done in front of a green screen
41:34
sure imagine having to [ __ ] comp that imagine being at the [ __ ] post house
41:40
and having somebody book a job for green screen and you come in to do the
41:44
composite and you're like oh yeah I've got a composite Luke [ __ ] his sister against a
41:49
background but it comes out the I saw are actually X Files s Tri xx porn
41:56
parody the people who made it are feds though yeah looked like the X Files
42:02
you'd like it Dave is there a Scully look like in it absolutely oh my God I'm
42:06
getting on bit T right now there's uh yeah there's a scene where she
42:09
masturbates in the shower thinking of molder and uh oh Dave does
42:15
that yeah that's what so you can relate I do like um they make fun of porkin in
42:21
it oh nice what's it called D the triple XX files I think it's just called hold
42:26
on hold on let me see hold on that's what it should be called it's not I can
42:30
pretend I don't still have it on my hard drive or I can just have a look for
42:34
you sa download then yeah I will I could just give it to you I
42:40
can give you the file uh let's you give me the file [ __ ] it's
42:46
called The Sex files of course Triple take a screen screen cap of the Scully
42:52
character just so I can see whether or not I'll uh I want to view this all
42:55
right stand by tits please all right hold on hold on get a
43:01
bit ahead of yourself there Dave so anyway we'll fill in the blanks
43:06
here Luke uh if thumbs up or thumbs down what do you think
43:10
um for sequel would you see a sequel if they I would I would like to see a
43:15
sequel to it I'd like them to do all three the Star Wars movies I thought
43:20
that smelled bad on the outside did your penis come at any point during viewing
43:23
this film no did not don't ask him personal questions yeah
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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and then I decided I decided I'd haul up in an old apartment block on the top
44:31
floor so that that was my first mistake um I'll get to that later uh so you know
44:37
I was running up and down all these stairs constantly to try and go out and
44:39
get supplies and I was I was getting wood and barricading windows and I was I
44:43
was going pretty well you're getting wood yeah yeah wood I need wood bar
44:48
windows I I get an erection to you just strangled a
44:53
woman that kind of [ __ ] does turn me on
44:55
um so um I can I just segue for a sec I
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I sto you before I had a woman right lesbian ask me the other night can you
45:06
become so frightened you get an erection and I didn't have an answer for
45:12
her I would have said no because well I said I've apparently never I said either
45:17
you can't or I've never been so scared I became wrecked but now I'm
45:22
curious um he want me to frighten you I don't think so I'm like should the next
45:27
the Winks our goal just bit a terrified in to such an extent that he either ends
45:32
up in a mental institution or he gets a massive direction or ideally
45:39
both oh dear it was one of the more more obscure
45:45
questions I've been asked well I've Googled it and it it
45:49
hasn't even come up it's it's almost like that's a question no one has ever
45:53
asked you just Google fear erection I said can you scare someone into getting an
45:59
erection apparently not so you still want to do this experiment Dan cuz we
46:03
can do it no it's right I've got a couple doesn't even know it's not worth
46:06
knowing right oh it's scary if Google doesn't know no that's right is it so
46:10
scary that you've got an erection no well I semi sure but I've
46:15
often got but that's just normal I already had one so I can't [Music]
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tell we are living in a golden age I can literally have a conversation with a
46:25
friend about someone's tears and then just type it into Google and then there
46:30
they are thank God I'm not the only one that's all for this week thank you for
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