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Privycast’s Top 10 Bathroom Scenes from Movies (Action and Comedy) · Privycast

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  >> Speaker A: And now I feel like everybody's flopping stacks on
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  screen.
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  >> Speaker B: I feel like you go see just about any movie and there's
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  reference or something going on with the bathroom.
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  >> Speaker A: Welcome back to privy.
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  >> Speaker B: Privy is a podcast about
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  bathrooms recorded
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  from my home bathroom.
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  >> Speaker C: I'm your host, hunter Hoover,
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  and I love bathrooms.
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  >> Speaker A: Welcome, uh, back, everyone. And, uh.
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  >> Speaker B: If you're joining us from.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, the YouTube space, you'll notice I'm trying
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  out something with video. Um,
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  I am all but tech savvy.
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  >> Speaker B: And those who know me,
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  I struggle.
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  >> Speaker C: Even to just figure out the audio part of
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  tech, let alone adding
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  video.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, but we're going to try something out. Throw
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  some spaghetti at the wall this week and see, uh,
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  what sticks, and
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  we'll get into, um,
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  but I wanted.
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  >> Speaker C: To add video this week because
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  this.
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  >> Speaker A: Week we're going to be talking about.
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  It's kind of hard to talk about it and not
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  talk about video.
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  >> Speaker B: It's summer, and, well, it's not officially
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  summer. It's fake summer. I say it's
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  fake summer in the sense that
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  there's always this moment in June,
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  uh, and even
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  late may, but specifically early
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  June, where it all
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  but is summer like, it feels
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  like summer.
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  >> Speaker A: Everything's hot. Uh,
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  you're sweating. I went out and played,
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  uh, about.
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  >> Speaker B: 2 hours of pokemon go today, and I
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  was just so sweaty.
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  >> Speaker A: Still, uh, got a little bit of that sweat back there right
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  now, but.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, caught me a bunch of shiny axio.
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  >> Speaker A: So that was a great community day.
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  >> Speaker B: Had a good time. Triple xp.
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  >> Speaker A: I think I put down 3 million xp in about
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  2 hours. So not a bad,
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  um.
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  >> Speaker B: It's just, it's one of those things where
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  it's.
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  >> Speaker A: And.
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  >> Speaker B: And it's also weird because kids are still in school.
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  >> Speaker A: We're over here in the willamete valley, oregon.
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  >> Speaker B: Kids, uh, are still in school. I know it's next
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  to impossible to believe that we have
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  entered double digit.
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  >> Speaker C: Dates in June, but, yes, kids are still
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  attending public school.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, and as a person who
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  teaches.
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  >> Speaker A: At and works at a public high.
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  >> Speaker B: School, that means summer has not
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  officially arrived. But, boy, howdy, does
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  the sun sure.
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  >> Speaker C: Think that it is summer because it's hot.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, it's hot like woofie.
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  >> Speaker B: It's not even that hot yet. Um,
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  but officially on the calendar,
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  it's spring. But to me,
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  you always know when summer is round the
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  corner, because you just get this
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  giant drop of
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  summer movies, these big blockbuster
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  movies that come.
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  >> Speaker C: Sweeping in, uh, for this season.
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  >> Speaker A: And.
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  >> Speaker B: There'S already this year been a
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  number of goodies that have come out. I
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  spoke briefly about the super Mario
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  Bros. Movie. Um, it was good.
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  Other things that I'm looking forward
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  to.
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  >> Speaker A: I don't think I'll get to see all these in theaters.
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  >> Speaker C: Just, uh,
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  know, money and life.
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  >> Speaker B: But, um,
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  Oppenheimer looks pretty good. The Barbie
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  movies looking pretty know.
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  There's all sorts of movies.
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  >> Speaker A: There's like Indiana Jones and missions, impossibles.
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  >> Speaker C: And Fast and Furious.
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  >> Speaker A: I don't care about any of those. I've never seen a fast and furious
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  movie. Um, I heard somebody today, I
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  attended a graduation party and I heard a.
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  >> Speaker B: Gentleman say, well, I could
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  spoil, try it again. I could spoil
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  fast x for you if you wanted.
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  >> Speaker A: And I'm sitting here thinking, dude, I.
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  >> Speaker C: Haven'T even seen fast one.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, so be my guest,
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  I guess.
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  >> Speaker C: Um, but it's summer movie season.
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  >> Speaker B: And like I said, I've spoken at length about the
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  super Mario Bros. Movie.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, it was great. I'd say go see it, but I'm.
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  >> Speaker B: Pretty sure it's at the point where it's streaming all over
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  now. But
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  I must admit I skipped the.
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  >> Speaker A: Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm a big fan of the Guardians.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, but I'm just kind of sick.
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  >> Speaker A: Of Disney right now.
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  >> Speaker B: Like, Disney, I'm taking a
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  break and I'm voting with my money.
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  >> Speaker A: And.
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  >> Speaker B: I know I'll see this movie eventually, but for right
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  now, we're on a break.
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  >> Speaker C: Disney and I movies
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  are pretty neat.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, and I'll tell you what,
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  I.
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  >> Speaker C: Went and saw a pretty neat movie this
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  weekend.
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  >> Speaker B: My family and I ventured out to our
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  local theater and we went and
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  watched the new Spider man across the
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  Spiderverse. Now,
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  I should preface this with saying.
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  >> Speaker A: I'm not particularly the biggest spider
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  nut in that.
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  >> Speaker B: Spiderman's fine. He's pretty cool. Um,
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  I think he is an overhyped
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  superhero. Um, give me Squirrel
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  girl movie any day before Spiderman.
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  But I'm here to tell you
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  that this new Spider man movie,
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  it is just downright phenomenal.
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  Someone, uh, was telling me that it.
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  >> Speaker A: Has like a 50 something percent on
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  critic review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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  >> Speaker B: And to the critics, you all need.
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  >> Speaker C: To get your paper bags off your head because
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  this movie is a masterpiece of art.
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  >> Speaker B: Like, there's not a single scene in the thing
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  that is not an absolute.
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  >> Speaker C: Delight to just stare at.
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  >> Speaker B: To me, it pushes
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  all of the limits of what animation
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  can and should be doing.
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  >> Speaker A: There's live action.
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  >> Speaker B: I mean, it's all over the place.
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  Even more important, it does
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  what I wanted. Spider man no way home to do
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  because Spider man no way home, they get the very good
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  doctor, uh, Mr.
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  >> Speaker A: Strange, and he comes in and hoogity.
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  >> Speaker B: Boogities the wall with his little.
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  And there's Spider Men coming out
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  of the holes. But there's only apparently three
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  Spider Men that we can get to flop out of these holes.
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  >> Speaker C: And in this movie, across the
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  spiderverse, there's
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  like over 250 spider things.
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  >> Speaker B: And I say spider things because some of these,
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  I hesitate to call them.
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  >> Speaker C: Men, some of them are definitely women.
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  >> Speaker A: But there's like over 250 spider things.
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  Uh, it's almost overwhelming to look at at times.
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  >> Speaker B: But my goodness, I didn't even know.
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  >> Speaker C: There was so many spider beings.
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  >> Speaker A: Very good movie. Go see it if you can.
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  Um, and it's like 2 hours and 30
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  minutes, and we took the kids, and
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  it wasn't until maybe the last.
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  >> Speaker C: Half hour that they started to get antsy and ask,
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  when's this movie going to be done?
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, so.
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  >> Speaker C: It'S a good movie. Go see it.
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  Uh.
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  >> Speaker A: Movies are pretty neat, and
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  the.
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  >> Speaker C: Movie industry has been around for
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  like, I don't know, like a
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  hundred years now or something. It's kind of weird
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  to think about hundred years.
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  >> Speaker A: It's kind of weird to think that they had movies. Like
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  movie movies, not like, oh, we have motion.
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  >> Speaker C: They had movies 100 years
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  ago.
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  >> Speaker B: I should note also before we get.
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  >> Speaker A: Into this episode, that the writers Guild.
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  >> Speaker B: Of America is currently on strike as of the point
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  of this record, uh.
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  >> Speaker A: June 10, 2023 of the year of our lord.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, and they're on strike
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  in many ways to bring
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  concerns about the impact and the
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  effects of AI
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  on, uh.
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  >> Speaker C: The jobs that these writers have.
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  >> Speaker B: And so I get it.
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  >> Speaker C: I get why they're striking.
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  >> Speaker B: It is going to bring to a.
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  >> Speaker D: Halt, um, some new programming
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  and some of the
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  screening.
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  >> Speaker A: But.
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  >> Speaker B: Sometimes these things.
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  >> Speaker C: It happens.
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  >> Speaker A: You got to go out there and.
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  >> Speaker B: Try to fight for the things that you want.
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  >> Speaker C: It makes sense to me.
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  >> Speaker B: But bathrooms and the movies here at.
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  >> Speaker C: Privy, we want to talk about bathrooms.
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  >> Speaker B: And bathrooms and the movies.
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  Go back to
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  before there were movies,
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  before we went and sat in front of a
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  giant screen and ate overpriced
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  popcorn and sucked on overpriced
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  sugar bubble water.
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  >> Speaker C: Speaking of bubble waters, we gotta, what.
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  >> Speaker B: Better time, you know, this ain't overpriced.
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  >> Speaker A: You got that.
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  >> Speaker B: You got that polar seltzer.
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  >> Speaker A: You got to get it.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, orange, vanilla. Just got
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  m just grip and rip.
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  >> Speaker C: It hits so well.
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  >> Speaker B: But before you went to movie theaters.
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  >> Speaker C: Proper today, we went and
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  saw live actors, live shows.
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  >> Speaker B: And you can still do this today, but primarily it is
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  not how you.
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  >> Speaker C: Take in the story.
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  >> Speaker A: Now, you might say to yourself, well.
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  >> Speaker B: You can still go do that. And you're right. But
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  the large majority of people do not.
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  They go and view the
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  movie rather.
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  >> Speaker C: Than the live play.
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  >> Speaker B: Much like many public places in the 18
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  hundreds, there was not a lot.
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  >> Speaker C: Of public options when it came to
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  bathrooming.
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  >> Speaker B: You could always hit the street.
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  That's something. In the 18 hundreds, you could always hit
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  the street.
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  >> Speaker C: And you take that one to the bank.
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  >> Speaker B: If you're not sure, hit the street.
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  >> Speaker C: Skeet the street.
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  >> Speaker B: M but that is not to say.
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  >> Speaker D: That theaters didn't have toilets, because they did.
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  >> Speaker B: Many theaters were equipped with toilets or water
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  closets, but they were not for
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  playgoers. They were not for attendees.
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  Rather, they were for stage crew
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  and actors to drop a stack before going
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  on or between shows or
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  between, uh, scenes. I just
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  imagine, like, the guy who goes in,
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  he's overconfident.
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  >> Speaker C: He has finished his scene. He looks.
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  >> Speaker A: He's like, I've got at least three.
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  >> Speaker B: Scenes before I got to come out. And he comes
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  in, he settles in.
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  >> Speaker C: In the water closet, in the bathroom. He
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  just hunkers down and
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  Kablamo.
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  >> Speaker B: Here it comes. And now he is
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  forced to. He can hear the play
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  on the.
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  >> Speaker C: Outside of the thing.
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  >> Speaker B: He can hear the actors wrapping
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  up.
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  >> Speaker D: What they are doing, and he knows.
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  >> Speaker C: He'S got to pinch this loaf.
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  Otherwise,
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  playgoers were expected to just
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  hold it.
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  >> Speaker B: In fact, it is likely that
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  bathrooms didn't start to pop up in
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  movie.
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  >> Speaker D: Theaters until after the
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  1920s.
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  >> Speaker C: Now, there's two reasons for this.
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  >> Speaker B: First is that it just simply was not
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  standard. Nowadays, we go
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  anywhere public, and we can expect
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  to be able to access a pooper
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  within minutes.
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  Just this week, I
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  had to make an emergency
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  bathroom stop into target. I left
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  my work at the school. Normally, I go to the
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  gym after.
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  >> Speaker C: Work, and I use the facilities there.
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  >> Speaker A: I didn't go to the gym this day, and I'm driving and
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  it hits.
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  >> Speaker B: Me, and I'm like, I am not.
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  >> Speaker A: Going to make it.
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  >> Speaker D: And I had to go into target.
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  >> Speaker A: On a totally separate occasion. Another day
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  where I did not go to the gym, you know what I'm finding out? Like, if I don't go to the
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  gym, I'm going to have some sort of bathroom
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  distress.
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  >> Speaker C: I think I'm a creature of habit.
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  >> Speaker B: I think my body knows
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  that I.
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  >> Speaker A: Have changing my routine and changing my.
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  >> Speaker C: Plans, and it adjusts accordingly
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  by making.
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  >> Speaker A: Me have to poop at the worst possible times.
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  >> Speaker B: And I was going to do my target pit stop. But in this
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  occasion, we kind of.
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  >> Speaker C: Had to get going.
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  >> Speaker A: I skipped the gym because we had.
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  >> Speaker D: To get home, and I
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  ran.
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  >> Speaker B: Not walk, ran to.
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  >> Speaker A: It was actually the day we went.
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  >> Speaker C: To see spiderverse, and I ran to.
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  >> Speaker A: Our bathroom, and I barely made it.
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  >> Speaker B: I usually make contact.
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  >> Speaker A: I usually touch down beef to
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  plastic.
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  >> Speaker C: Um, old girl here.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, I usually hit beef much
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  m with plenty of time making sure
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  that there is a proper skin to plastic.
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  >> Speaker C: Seal before I release the contents.
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  >> Speaker B: And I'm here to tell you that I did not make contact
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  with the.
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  >> Speaker D: Seat before the material had
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  breached the.
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  >> Speaker C: No return zone of my boring holio.
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  >> Speaker D: Now.
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  >> Speaker B: Everything made it into the pot.
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  >> Speaker C: That's what you need to know.
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  >> Speaker B: There was a little bit of, like, rim job wipe up that needed
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  happen.
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  >> Speaker D: Everything's clean.
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  >> Speaker B: But we live in a
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  day of toilet access. Like,
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  if I truly had to, I could have
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  swung into any store on the way home,
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  ran in, gripping my.
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  >> Speaker C: Backside, and hit, and hit the john.
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  >> Speaker B: But back in the day, you would go to the movies
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  and they were.
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  >> Speaker A: Just like, oh, two hour movie.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah, you're going to have to hold it.
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  >> Speaker B: But it should be noted that many.
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  >> Speaker A: Movies, at least movies that people were.
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  >> Speaker C: Going to see were significantly shorter
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  back then.
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  >> Speaker B: So the amount of time you would.
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  >> Speaker C: Be expected to hold it would be.
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  >> Speaker B: Much less, apparently,
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  when people were going.
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  >> Speaker A: To see this new avatar movie, the blue people,
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  Avatar, not swooshy avatar.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, apparently
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  Avatar, the new one, Avatar super soaked
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  with water is like 100 hours
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  long, and there is so much water in the
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  movie, and there are so many reports of
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  people having to.
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  >> Speaker C: Go pee multiple times during its duration.
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  >> Speaker A: It's such a thing, in fact, that the director
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  producer can't keep track at this point.
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  James, um, Cameron came, uh, out with.
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  >> Speaker B: A statement that he officially tells them.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, you know what?
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  >> Speaker B: It's fine to get up and go.
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  >> Speaker C: To the bathroom during my movie.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, now, I'll bet he did. That
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  way everyone will want to go.
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  >> Speaker A: See it again, to see the parts.
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  >> Speaker C: They missed when they were urinating the first time.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, for a lot of history,
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  that was not a thing. You were just expected to hold it,
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  hold your pee. Bathrooms for cinema
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  goers and theater attendees.
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  >> Speaker D: Did not begin to pop up until.
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  >> Speaker B: The 1920s and the
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  1930s. And even then, it was
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  rare. It was like fancy movie theaters
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  or.
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  >> Speaker A: Movie theaters that were built
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  specifically for.
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  >> Speaker B: Movies, because
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  a lot of movies, they would use
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  other theaters and other spaces.
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  >> Speaker C: To show their movie.
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  >> Speaker A: And it was not a movie theater.
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  >> Speaker C: It was a theater that was showing a
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  movie.
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  >> Speaker B: They wouldn't become widespread
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  as amenities offered.
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  >> Speaker C: At the movies until the 1940s.
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  Bathrooms in the movie
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  house.
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  >> Speaker B: How taboo.
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  But this was only the beginning. It
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  has been a notion for some time that
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  movies containing bathrooms and
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  bathrooming is too far.
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  >> Speaker A: It is a bridge too far, and it is material that we
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  must not show.
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  >> Speaker B: Now, while I'm sure someone had
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  some.
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  >> Speaker A: Hint at bathrooming in the late, like.
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  >> Speaker B: I'm sure there was some play, they.
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  >> Speaker A: Had to have had a play that.
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  >> Speaker B: At least made a nod to the.
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  >> Speaker C: Fact that people take a dump.
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  >> Speaker B: But it's going to have been seldom. And that's
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  because the things that come out of our butt
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  and talking about them were just kind of taboo.
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  You don't talk about them.
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  >> Speaker C: I guess I didn't get the memo.
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  >> Speaker B: These were so
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  crass and unallowed
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  that you couldn't even depict talk
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  about show.
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  >> Speaker D: Et cetera, a bathroom in TV
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  or movies.
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  >> Speaker B: For years,
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  it was joked
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  in the 1940s and 50s, shows
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  like I love Lucy and the Brady Bunch had
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  episodes and scripts canceled that
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  included toilets.
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  >> Speaker A: It was a joke, uh.
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  >> Speaker B: In these.
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  >> Speaker A: Network companies, uh, that the Brady
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  family.
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  >> Speaker D: The Brady's didn't have a toilet because.
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  >> Speaker B: They would have shots of their bathroom. And
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  there's all of our bathroom friends that we know and
• 18:30
  love. You've got the sink, you've got the
• 18:33
  shower and the bath, and you've got all the
• 18:36
  towels and the little things and no toilet.
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  The Brady's didn't have a toilet.
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  >> Speaker C: I guess they just went in the backyard.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, you never saw it because
• 18:46
  it wasn't allowed.
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  >> Speaker C: They were not allowed to show a
• 18:49
  toilet.
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  >> Speaker B: The first depiction of a toilet on
• 18:55
  screen occurred in
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  1957 during the
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  pilot.
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  >> Speaker C: Episode of Leave it to
• 19:03
  Beaver. Now, m I
• 19:06
  should say this is technically correct.
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  >> Speaker B: In the scene, Wally and Beaver are planning
• 19:11
  on sticking a baby alligator in.
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  >> Speaker C: The toilet, but the network says it's too
• 19:16
  risque.
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  >> Speaker B: It's struck from the script.
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  >> Speaker D: We can't do it.
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  >> Speaker B: We cannot show the toilet.
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  Everybody in the room's used one in the last
• 19:26
  24 hours, but we can't show this
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  thing.
• 19:30
  >> Speaker C: They go back and forth
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  and they.
• 19:33
  >> Speaker B: Arrive at a
• 19:35
  compromise which agrees to.
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  >> Speaker C: Show the toilet tank back here, the.
• 19:40
  >> Speaker B: Back of the toilet, and not the bowl.
• 19:43
  >> Speaker C: But we all know what sits just below that
• 19:46
  tank in 1957.
• 19:48
  >> Speaker A: We are aware of toilet tanks in.
• 19:50
  >> Speaker B: TV, but no one has ever heard or seen one
• 19:53
  flushing until
• 19:56
  1971 in.
• 19:58
  >> Speaker C: An episode of all in the Family.
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  >> Speaker B: It would be another 15 years past
• 20:05
  this before the use of potty
• 20:08
  humor.
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  >> Speaker D: Was widely accepted in television, with
• 20:11
  shows.
• 20:12
  >> Speaker B: Like married with children
• 20:15
  getting a lot.
• 20:16
  >> Speaker C: Of credit for breaking the strides here.
• 20:19
  But that's TV.
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  >> Speaker B: We're here to talk about the movies. We're going to the movies this
• 20:24
  week.
• 20:29
  >> Speaker A: Well, it turns out they were pushing.
• 20:32
  >> Speaker C: The envelope in a bigger way than.
• 20:34
  >> Speaker B: Movies were because the first
• 20:36
  toilet doesn't appear in movies
• 20:39
  until 1960, during the
• 20:42
  famous scene with Psycho.
• 20:46
  Even then, the use was not for.
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  >> Speaker C: Gags, but for tension and unease.
• 20:52
  >> Speaker D: It was weird.
• 20:52
  >> Speaker A: We don't see toilets on the big.
• 20:55
  >> Speaker C: Screen, and so we show one to make
• 20:58
  you uneasy.
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  >> Speaker A: If you've not seen the original
• 21:02
  toilet scene of Psycho, go check it out. It's a good
• 21:05
  one.
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  >> Speaker C: We'll be talking about it briefly.
• 21:09
  Even then, the use was not for gags.
• 21:12
  >> Speaker B: We've come a long way since this time,
• 21:15
  and now I feel like everybody's.
• 21:17
  >> Speaker A: Flopping stacks on screen. I feel like you go see just.
• 21:20
  >> Speaker D: About any movie and there's reference or.
• 21:22
  >> Speaker B: Something going on with the bathroom. And so we need to
• 21:25
  set out. There's so many folks using
• 21:28
  the bathroom in movies today,
• 21:30
  and the catalog
• 21:33
  of great bathroom scenes is
• 21:36
  almost rife here at
• 21:39
  privy. We're going to venture
• 21:41
  out to try.
• 21:43
  >> Speaker C: To name the best bathroom
• 21:46
  scene on the big
• 21:48
  screen.
• 21:52
  >> Speaker B: To make these important decisions,
• 21:55
  I have devised what I'm calling the
• 21:58
  gaff to gag Matrix. Now,
• 22:01
  this matrix evaluates
• 22:04
  the scene of.
• 22:05
  >> Speaker C: The movie in question based on its.
• 22:08
  >> Speaker B: Gaffe, its funny and funniness
• 22:11
  and hilarity.
• 22:12
  >> Speaker C: As it is related to bathroom humor
• 22:15
  and its gag. How
• 22:18
  gross is it?
• 22:19
  >> Speaker B: How far does it go, and does.
• 22:22
  >> Speaker C: It push the limits of disgusting?
• 22:25
  >> Speaker B: I should note these clips
• 22:28
  may or may not be chosen for their influence.
• 22:31
  Rather, they are rated in the gaff to
• 22:34
  gag Matrix. And I've whittled
• 22:37
  this down from the beginning because at the
• 22:39
  outset, as we begin these things,
• 22:42
  movies that were considered, and I'm going to read this
• 22:45
  list, and I understand I might not read your favorite
• 22:48
  movie.
• 22:48
  >> Speaker A: I might not read a movie that.
• 22:50
  >> Speaker B: Contains your favorite bathroom scene. And if
• 22:53
  I have left your movie out at the end of
• 22:56
  all things.
• 22:56
  >> Speaker D: You may email us
• 22:57
  privycast@gmail.com, and
• 23:00
  submit.
• 23:01
  >> Speaker B: Your movie and its clip
• 23:04
  to stand.
• 23:05
  >> Speaker C: Against the greatest here.
• 23:07
  >> Speaker B: Please, I beg you.
• 23:11
  >> Speaker C: We need a contender.
• 23:14
  >> Speaker B: But movies considered at the outset are
• 23:16
  the godfather bathroom scene.
• 23:19
  >> Speaker A: And, uh, to give you an example.
• 23:20
  >> Speaker D: How the godfather is used in the.
• 23:23
  >> Speaker B: Gaff to gag ratio, um, it's very
• 23:26
  low gag and very low gaff. He
• 23:29
  pulls a gun out from the back of the toilet and shoots
• 23:32
  two gentlemen.
• 23:33
  >> Speaker C: He gets a little bit because there's some blood on the
• 23:35
  gag.
• 23:36
  >> Speaker B: Um, but there's not funniness like, it's very low
• 23:39
  scoring. Pulp
• 23:41
  fiction, lethal weapon two,
• 23:44
  psycho, the Shining, Jurassic
• 23:47
  Park, a nightmare on Elm street,
• 23:50
  headhunters, slum dog millionaire.
• 23:52
  There's something about Mary. Naked gun train
• 23:55
  spotting, Harold and Kumar go to White
• 23:58
  Castle, jackass 3D,
• 24:01
  bridesmaids, the phantom of Liberty,
• 24:03
  Dumb and dumber. Dumb and dumber. Er,
• 24:06
  Austin Powers, Christmas vacation, blazing
• 24:09
  saddles.
• 24:10
  >> Speaker C: And national lampoons, Van
• 24:12
  Wilder.
• 24:14
  >> Speaker B: And having gone and viewed the
• 24:17
  respective movie scene, the
• 24:19
  bathroom scenes from each.
• 24:21
  >> Speaker C: Of these movies, something became
• 24:24
  evident. To use the gaffe to
• 24:27
  gag ratio.
• 24:30
  >> Speaker D: To compare a
• 24:32
  movie which at its.
• 24:35
  >> Speaker B: Outset is desiring and seeking to
• 24:38
  be funny, and to use the same gaff
• 24:41
  to gag ratio with it as
• 24:44
  one that seeks to entertain via
• 24:46
  action is unfair. So as a
• 24:49
  result, in the pursuit of a top
• 24:52
  ten, I have decided to split it and
• 24:55
  do two top fives.
• 24:56
  >> Speaker C: Yes, and that's what I'm doing.
• 25:00
  >> Speaker B: The matrix doesn't work fairly if you.
• 25:02
  >> Speaker C: Try to take them all together.
• 25:05
  >> Speaker B: And so first up in the action
• 25:08
  bathroom category.
• 25:12
  >> Speaker A: Bathroom action.
• 25:13
  >> Speaker C: I get lots of bathroom action.
• 25:16
  >> Speaker B: Privy's top five action bathroom
• 25:18
  scenes are runner up, the
• 25:21
  shining. Uh, the
• 25:23
  shining's clip with Johnny
• 25:26
  busting.
• 25:27
  >> Speaker A: Through the bathroom door yelling,
• 25:30
  here's Johnny. It's just iconic.
• 25:33
  >> Speaker B: Great, um, scene. But number
• 25:35
  five for action bathroom
• 25:37
  scenes is psycho.
• 25:41
  Um, again, we noted its influence
• 25:43
  with the first toilet flushing on
• 25:46
  television. Might even be the first toilet, uh.
• 25:49
  >> Speaker A: Not on television in movies.
• 25:51
  >> Speaker B: And so psycho gets number five.
• 25:54
  Number four is.
• 25:57
  >> Speaker A: And there's a pattern here. Um, we're going to talk about
• 26:00
  in.
• 26:00
  >> Speaker C: Just a moment, nightmare on Elm
• 26:02
  street.
• 26:04
  >> Speaker B: Now. Nightmare on elm street,
• 26:07
  man, that, like.
• 26:09
  >> Speaker A: She'S dreaming and the weird
• 26:11
  hand coming.
• 26:12
  >> Speaker C: Up out of the bathtub while she's taking a bath.
• 26:16
  >> Speaker B: Um, number three action bathroom
• 26:19
  scenes. Jurassic park.
• 26:21
  >> Speaker A: Uh, the scene where the guy is in the porta potty and the
• 26:24
  t.
• 26:24
  >> Speaker B: Rex is terrorizing him and the t.
• 26:26
  >> Speaker A: Rex just gobbles this guy.
• 26:30
  >> Speaker B: It's kind of funny.
• 26:31
  >> Speaker A: Uh, it's not funny that he died, but it's like the irony of the
• 26:34
  scene is funny and it's
• 26:37
  got some good galactic. There's drippy blood.
• 26:40
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 26:41
  >> Speaker B: Number two, slum dog
• 26:43
  millionaire.
• 26:45
  >> Speaker A: In slum dog Millionaire, there's a scene where
• 26:48
  the main character as a young boy gets to meet his
• 26:50
  hero and.
• 26:51
  >> Speaker C: He gets locked in the bathroom.
• 26:52
  >> Speaker B: And the way he has to get.
• 26:53
  >> Speaker C: Out is he has to drudge through the poop
• 26:56
  to get out.
• 26:58
  >> Speaker A: He then meets.
• 26:59
  >> Speaker C: He gets some extra points here because he gets to meet
• 27:02
  his hero covered head to toe in
• 27:05
  poop. It's very funny.
• 27:08
  And number one action
• 27:11
  bathroom scene
• 27:13
  is headhunters. Now, in this scene
• 27:16
  of headhunters,
• 27:20
  the.
• 27:20
  >> Speaker B: Person being hunted has escaped,
• 27:23
  and he.
• 27:24
  >> Speaker A: Escapes to this, what looks like his country village
• 27:27
  like cabin. And he makes it to the
• 27:29
  outhouse, and he goes inside. And then the guy is
• 27:32
  coming.
• 27:32
  >> Speaker B: There's nowhere to run. And so he hops down
• 27:36
  into the.
• 27:36
  >> Speaker A: Muck and the filth of the toilet.
• 27:40
  >> Speaker C: And there is a paper towel roll.
• 27:42
  >> Speaker A: And he puts the paper towel roll.
• 27:44
  >> Speaker B: In his mouth, and he uses it to scuba,
• 27:47
  uh, air from the
• 27:49
  surface while he is
• 27:52
  entirely top of his head to bottom of his
• 27:55
  toes, submerged in the poop,
• 27:58
  while the guy and.
• 27:59
  >> Speaker A: His dog try to figure out if.
• 28:01
  >> Speaker C: He is in the building.
• 28:03
  It's almost a perfect ten
• 28:06
  on the gag.
• 28:10
  As a result, it's also kind
• 28:13
  of funny how long this guy spends looking
• 28:16
  for him in the porta potty.
• 28:18
  >> Speaker A: Like, it's not funny because this guy's stuck in poop, but it's
• 28:21
  like, good lord. Like, just leave and let the man breathe.
• 28:24
  >> Speaker C: So our number one action bathroom movie is
• 28:27
  headhunters.
• 28:35
  And now for our top five
• 28:38
  comedy funny bathroom scenes.
• 28:41
  >> Speaker B: The top five funniest bathroom scenes.
• 28:44
  Number five, the dumb and dumber diarrhea
• 28:46
  scene.
• 28:47
  >> Speaker A: If you haven't seen dumb and dumber, go do it right now.
• 28:49
  >> Speaker C: It's a treat. You treat yourself.
• 28:51
  >> Speaker B: But in it, uh, I believe
• 28:54
  Harry. Harry is given laxatives
• 28:57
  by Lloyd, and he
• 28:59
  goes to his date's house, Mary. And
• 29:02
  he goes to use the bathroom.
• 29:03
  >> Speaker A: And he just hits diarrhea. And the diarrhea
• 29:06
  scene is so funny, and it's made only better when she
• 29:09
  tells him that the bathroom is out.
• 29:11
  >> Speaker C: Of order after he has completely filled it.
• 29:17
  Of a similar vein
• 29:20
  is national lampoons
• 29:23
  Van Wilder.
• 29:24
  >> Speaker B: Now, in this, he is given
• 29:27
  a M shake called the colon blow.
• 29:30
  And then he has to go take.
• 29:32
  >> Speaker C: His placement tests for school.
• 29:34
  >> Speaker B: And as he has to rush his.
• 29:36
  >> Speaker A: Test, he rushes out to use the.
• 29:38
  >> Speaker D: Bathroom because this milkshake smoothie
• 29:40
  has flown.
• 29:42
  >> Speaker C: Through him at the speed of
• 29:45
  light.
• 29:46
  >> Speaker B: And as he's trying to find the.
• 29:48
  >> Speaker A: Bathroom, he's stopped by his principal, his.
• 29:50
  >> Speaker B: Dean, and he wants him to meet all of these
• 29:53
  teachers that he's going.
• 29:54
  >> Speaker A: To have next year. And he is forced
• 29:57
  to just totally fill a trash can in the
• 29:59
  middle.
• 30:00
  >> Speaker C: Of the office because he can't hold it. It's very
• 30:02
  good.
• 30:04
  >> Speaker A: Number three, and this was actually
• 30:07
  a tie with Van Wilder, but I
• 30:10
  think I give it to this one over Van Wilder.
• 30:12
  >> Speaker B: Number three is bridesmaids.
• 30:15
  >> Speaker A: Specifically, the dress shopping scene.
• 30:17
  >> Speaker B: Now, I must
• 30:19
  confess, I have not.
• 30:21
  >> Speaker C: Seen bridesmaids in its entirety.
• 30:23
  >> Speaker B: But what I can tell you is.
• 30:25
  >> Speaker A: When these ladies get food poisoning in the middle of this dress
• 30:28
  shop as.
• 30:28
  >> Speaker C: They'Re trying on dresses for a wedding, it's very
• 30:31
  funny.
• 30:31
  >> Speaker A: And the one lady ends up having.
• 30:33
  >> Speaker C: To poop in the street because the bathroom is full.
• 30:36
  >> Speaker A: There's one lady, like, sitting in the sink,
• 30:39
  just going into the sink.
• 30:40
  >> Speaker B: It's bedlam.
• 30:41
  >> Speaker A: It's very entertaining. Number three,
• 30:44
  bridesmaids dress shopping.
• 30:46
  >> Speaker B: Number two is the
• 30:49
  train spotting toilet. Now, while train
• 30:52
  spotting is not in and of itself a comedy scene.
• 30:57
  >> Speaker A: And.
• 30:58
  >> Speaker C: This is not the funniest scene,
• 31:01
  but.
• 31:03
  >> Speaker B: When we use the gaffe to gag matrix,
• 31:07
  the funniness of this man diving
• 31:09
  headfirst into just the most, literally the most
• 31:12
  disgusting toilet in Scotland
• 31:17
  because he's.
• 31:17
  >> Speaker A: Looking for drugs, it's like he's going for a nice
• 31:20
  swim. The irony is so good, but this.
• 31:23
  >> Speaker C: Thing is a perfect nine
• 31:26
  or ten on the disgusto
• 31:28
  scale.
• 31:29
  >> Speaker B: This is the most foul bathroom I've.
• 31:31
  >> Speaker C: Seen in a movie ever. And he sticks
• 31:34
  his face square into it to get his drugs
• 31:37
  out because.
• 31:39
  >> Speaker B: It has such a high gag
• 31:41
  with still.
• 31:43
  >> Speaker C: Okay, gaff.
• 31:46
  It is our number two funny bathroom scene,
• 31:49
  the train spotting toilet.
• 31:52
  And number one
• 31:55
  for funniest bathroom scene,
• 31:59
  is there something about Mary? The scene where
• 32:02
  he gets his Willie stuck in his
• 32:04
  zipper. If you haven't seen this,
• 32:07
  go YouTube this.
• 32:08
  >> Speaker A: I'll put a link in the diddly do below.
• 32:10
  >> Speaker B: But essentially Ben Stiller gets
• 32:13
  his well.
• 32:15
  >> Speaker A: As the scene describes, twig and berries.
• 32:17
  >> Speaker C: Stuck in his zipper.
• 32:20
  >> Speaker A: And it is only made funny as.
• 32:23
  >> Speaker B: Every person who could possibly come and.
• 32:25
  >> Speaker A: See it is invited in to come.
• 32:28
  >> Speaker C: And view his situation.
• 32:32
  Number one funniest bathroom
• 32:35
  scene. There's something about Mary.
• 32:39
  It was a close race.
• 32:40
  >> Speaker A: Privy's pick for the best bathroom scene using the
• 32:43
  gag and gaff matrix.
• 32:45
  >> Speaker B: And the top number one out of.
• 32:48
  >> Speaker A: All ten, is there something about Mary?
• 32:50
  >> Speaker C: The zipper scene.
• 32:53
  >> Speaker A: If you want to argue with it,
• 32:55
  writemeprivycast@gmail.com. If you feel I've left
• 32:58
  out your favorite movie bathroom scene,
• 33:00
  writemeprivycast@gmail.com.
• 33:03
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• 33:07
  Thank you for listening.
• 33:08
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I appreciate you being here. If you're joining us via
• 33:11
  video, I'm sorry I didn't look at you very much, but thank you for being
• 33:14
  here. I want to thank Kevin
• 33:17
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• 33:20
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• 33:27
  >> Speaker C: For each review left, it's a reminder.
• 33:29
  >> Speaker A: To keep pooping in the free world.
• 33:31
  >> Speaker C: But that free world was not always free.
• 33:34
  >> Speaker A: This has been another episode of privy.
• 33:36
  >> Speaker B: Thanks again for listening. Thank you for being here.
• 33:38
  Couldn't do it without you.
• 33:41
  >> Speaker A: Um, don't be strangers.
• 33:43
  >> Speaker B: Own your stank.
• 33:44
  >> Speaker C: Wash your butthole. And now,
• 33:47
  as always, don't
• 33:50
  forget to flush.