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151: Vanderpump Rules - Jax Attack (S11 E13) · Reality TV Cringe

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and so thank you in advance. Thank you. All right, let's
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get into it before we talk this episode. Are there any thoughts that you
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have about VPR. I actually didn't mind brock Andshen of this episode, to
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be honest, Like, normally they've been bothering me. They're annoying, I
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think Brock especially, but this episode, I'm like, oh, I mean
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I don't mind you. I mean you're still unlikable, still annoying, but
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I didn't mind them. Okay, yeah, that's in because I still can't
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stand them. My major takeaway is like I really don't like La La,
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which is unfortunate because they came into this season kind of hopeful, especially off
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the season eleven reunion and how she was standing for Ariana. But like the
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way she made James having a bit of an emotional breakdown and like expressing his
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vulnerability about Graham slash Hippie, about herself and her being a mother, and
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about how we never want to have a man be first, Like it was
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just crazy to me. Yeah, it's like you have to insert yourself into
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every scene. Why I know, because she's bitter. I don't know why,
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like, why do you have to be like opinionated, like you're not
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this like enlightened person just because you're five years sober, like congrats, but
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chill out a little bit. Yes, kind of annoying. It is annoying
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and I'm getting irritated with it. And then I sent you that meme that
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I saw. Yes, it's got pictures of Laala pointing at Sandoval screaming at
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him, a picture of Sena pointing at Sandoval screaming at him, and then
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the picture of Ariana pointing at Sandoval screaming at him. And then somebody's asking
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the question like why is it okay for Shina and Lala to scream at Sandoval?
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But when Ariana does it, like oh she's toxic? Or when is
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she going to get some therapy? When is she going to move out of
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the house? Yes, I thought that was pretty interesting. Oh yeah,
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I posted on our ig Oh you taus. I'm like, that's based a
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book, very insightful because it's like critical, why are we dogging on Ariana
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for expressing her anger? And oh she's so mean and terrible and abusive.
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But then Sina's literally screaming at Sandoval's face, and same thing with Laala.
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She's been doing it all seasons. And don't get me wrong, like he
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deserves to be screamed at, Yeah, but most of all by Arianna.
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Yeah. Ari, there's nothing wrong. In fact, I don't blame Ariana
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for screaming at him. But I'm like these women, Oh, I know,
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I guess. Laala was up on her Amazon Live this week, Yeah,
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and somebody asked her about what she thinks of the backlash that she's getting
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for her portrayal this season, and she actually started crying, and she's like,
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I don't read the comments. I don't read the posts because I do
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not regret the way that I acted this season, but I really don't want
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people calling out how silly and stupid I have been. And she's crying.
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She's like, I'm a real person, this is my real life. I
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can't spend my time reading all of this toxic bullshit. I'm like, okay,
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what, but like, you've been on a show for how long,
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like years? I mean, this is just what it is. Like.
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Granted, some people are cruel on the internet. I totally get that,
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Like, don't pay attention to the trolls, But at the same time,
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I'm like, I don't feel bad for you. You're in the public eye
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and Lala, you're very cruel and hypocritical and toxic and screaming at people and
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being aggressive, but you can't handle it when you're getting a little bit of
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that back at you via backlash. I thought that was very interesting. The
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other little tidbit that I saw on the in andnet was about Ariana. I
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guess she was at some sort of an event and she was being asked questions
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and they asked her about whether she was going to return for season twelve,
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And of course I have mentioned on this podcast, we have had conversations in
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which I opined that maybe she's not going to be coming back because if she
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can continue to get lucrative brand deals and maybe other shows, like why would
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she want to come back to VPR. And her response apparently was that she
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would only come back to VPR if she could be her authentic self and if
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they could like shoot scenes, have experiences that were authentic, which provides some
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subtext which makes it sound like maybe it wasn't so authentic in this season,
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and also like was she forced to go to all these parties, to all
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these events, to all these things that top Tom, to all these dumb
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things at James's or the beach, because if she didn't, she was going
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to lose her job. Well, I have been feeling like this whole season.
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That was what I was gonna mention earlier in my hot take, and
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I forgot. But all of the editing in every episode feels very like patched
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together, like they're obviously putting together a narrative. We've kind of talked about
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it, like maybe they thought Raquel Rachel was going to come back and so
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now they had to do like, you know, plan b's storyline for the
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season. But like all of the editing is so weird sometimes and I'm just
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like, Okay, I feel like we're faking a lot in the show,
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and I know Bravo's like notorious for that. A lot of it is like
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very produced, and that's kind of just suppose it with The Valley though,
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well, yeah, The Valley feels like old school reality TVs two thousand and
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eight ten. Yes, it's lit. The Valley's actually a really production company
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producing both shows, or is it different because they feel very different. They
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do feel very different because the Valley does feel very authentic, even though some
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of the characters on there are trying to produce themselves. They're not hide and
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show, so it's very entertaining. Yeah. Interesting, I thought it was
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interesting. So we'll see if Ariana comes back. Do we want her to
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come back? I know that Laala had referred to her as a wet noodle
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who kind of doesn't bring a whole lot to the show, and from an
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objective standpoint, I can kind of see what she means. Ye, because
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Ariana has never really been at the forefront of storylines. Sure, but I
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don't know. I'd like her to come back me too, especially if she
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can be her real self with her new Mimi. Yeah, who's handsome.
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By the way, he is handsome, although I hear that he does not
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want to film, like he doesn't want any part of this bullshit, even
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though he's on FaceTime in this episode. Yeah, I can't. Yeah,
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whatever, I'm sure once Bravo comes in with the checks and is like,
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well, dude, we can pay you X amount of money, he's gonna
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be like, oh, I'll film. I'm sure he will. Well,
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we'll see what happens. Yeah, I'll definitely be watching all right, let's
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get into this episode. We're in season eleven, episode I want to say
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twelve or thirteen thirteen entitled Jack's Attack, Jack's Attack, which I mean,
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I was expecting some craziness with Jackson, and it was very wet noodle.
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It was very boring, but we'll get into it. We start with James
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and Ali at their house and Jacks shows up to talk about hosting brunch.
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I think at sir right, he's hosting it there, and I don't know
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why he's hosting it. Well, he has been asking both James and Guillermo
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at SIR to host an event. Like he's trying to get back into Sir
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for whatever reason, because he's poor, back in business. Yes, he's
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looking for the he needs money, yes, and we see that in the
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Valley too when we talk about that later. He's totally wanting money. But
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he shows up and he's talking about you know, how much they've changed since
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Sir. James kind of talks about it in his talking head. He's like,
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we've called him along. I guess they used to be at each other's
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throats all the time, back and forth, back and forth. Yes,
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interesting that they're now kind of trying to be buds. Well, I mean
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you had a coked out Jax who was a free radical and out of control,
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and then you had a super drunk and drugged out James who was also
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toxic and of free radical. So they would often butt heads and it was
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very chaotic and entertaining. Really. Yes, well, and Jackson's forty something
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right, so yeah, James is a little bit younger than him. Yes,
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so I'm sure they were just quite a bit. I think jack there's
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what forty four to forty five, and I think James is like thirty one
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thirty two. So Jax is that oldest. Oh my, yes, he's
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the oldest. He's not the number one guy in the group, but he's
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the oldest guy in the group. That's embarrassing. Yeah, people get older.
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No, I'm just like, he just acts like very image. Yeah,
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he does that. So that's why I'm saying it's embarrassing, like forty
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five and you're like, geez. But anyway, so he's chatting with James.
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Ali's there and she's like, well, I gotta go do an astrology
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reading bye, And then this is where Jackson James kind of start talking shit,
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and Jackson's talking about Katie, So can you kind of elaborate on like
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their history, because it sounds like Katie fucking hates this dude. Katie does
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hate Jax because Jax was with Stossy. Stossy was Katie's very best friend.
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So then when Jack's cheated on Stossy with Kristen of all people, Katie was
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right there. But I mean, Jacks has just done a series of really
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gross, grungy things, and Katie rightly thinks he is a piece of shit.
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And he also talked mat sit about Katie. She knows it, and
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she doesn't want to have anything to do with him after all these years.
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She's known him for many many years. She's seen the shit that he does,
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and she doesn't want any part of it. She's moving on, I
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mean fair well, and Jacks is like trying to blame her for the cheating
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rumors of him cheating on Brittany and Katie and her talking heads, like,
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dude, it was all over the internet. I just said what everybody else
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is saying online, like why are you making me the scapegoat for that when
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you're a cheating asshole. Well, because in fairness, Katie did bring it
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up on camera, which is kind of what Kristen did on the Valley,
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And so I think that's probably what Jackson's really pissed off about. It that
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she had the audacity to mention it while the cameras were rolling, and so
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that he was going to have to contend with it, and potentially it embarrassed
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Brittany. But at the same time, I don't care. I don't care.
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He's harder well, and like the Bravo editors are showing shit from VPR
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earlier seasons of Jack's literally confessing to cheating on Brittany, and Brittany's like,
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Ronny, how many times are we going to have to see that flashback val
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pump Rules and on the Valley from Hail like he was a piece of shit?
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Oh yeah, he cheated with Faith I mean, I mean he cheated
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before that too, He cheated on Stossy. He is a cheater, cheater,
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pumpkiny, pumpkin eater, and he's probably cheating right now. That's why
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he's getting all men. Well, there was that photograph of him and his
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PR person I don't know what her name is, I don't care, And
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then there were rumors and people saying, wow, they look kind of cozy
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together thing. We know Brittany has unfollowed Jack's on Instagram and has unfollowed that
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PR person, which was her PR person. Like the last photo that that
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PR person had on her ig was of her and Brittany, and so Brittany
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unfollowed her and Jack's. So people are putting two and two together thinking,
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well, Jack's is out here maybe banging the PR person totally, that's why
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he's not banging Brittany gut roast so nasty. So anyway, they're gonna host
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brunch and Lisa vander Pump's gonna be there, and Jax's all worried about confronting
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her, and then we bop on over to Shena and Brock's house where Britney's
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at and Brittany and Shena are chatting about their husbands because they're BFFs. I
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guess her and Brittany I don't care. The only thing that's entertaining about it
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is that Sheena kind of breaks down and is like talking about the issues that
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she's having with Brock, and then we flash over to Brock with his friend
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and the main issue, it seems like to me, is that Brock has
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a problem with not being the provider of the house, and he's it's a
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problem with Sena being the breadwinner. He wants to take the pressure off of
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her. Sheena doesn't understand that. She's like so misogynistically, let me just
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be a bad bitch and provide the money, like it's fine. So,
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yeah, what do you think about all this? Well, actually, up
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until this point, I've been side eyeing Brock because I just felt like he
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was an opportunist who was out here using Sena Sheha and her fame and her
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money. But seeing him talk to his friend, who, by the way,
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was pretty hot. It's pretty hot. I see him talking to his
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friend about how it is important to his identity as a man, as a
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provider, that he is busy, that he's doing something, that he has
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goals, that he has dreams for himself, like that's part of his life
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purpose. And I really believed him in that moment. Yeah, And then
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we hear Shena talk to Brittany but also in the after show, and she's
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like, he takes so much off of my plate, not just by taking
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care of my child, but like he facilitates my pocket cast, he facilitates
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my business, my business ventures. He does so much for me, and
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because he does, we make the money that we make, it all goes
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into one account, and yeah, it's my LLC. But he's there with
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me. We're partners. He's contributing to that. And I thought that was
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a good point. So I feel for him me too. I want him
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to succeed in whatever he wants to do. But then we see him on
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the after Show talking about wanting to get into television and movies and stuff.
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He wants the fame. Does he want to act or does he want to
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be behind the camera. I couldn't really tell based on the vibe. I
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don't know. I'm like wondering if he's going for like a Jason Momoa type
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of thing where I'm like, cause he's kind of got that like you know
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build you know these man be like, oh maybe I could be famous.
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I could be Aquaman or some stupid shit like that. Yeah, And I
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was like, dude, like take your talent elsewhere. Oh, get a
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practical career like real estate or something like where you could use your fame and
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actually make like money. Now it's not the time to be a real estate
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agent in California with a man, tax and everything, but yeah, find
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a more conventional career. But can we all just take a moment and a
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deep breath, all of the hadterosexual and bisexual women out there, as we
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remember the picture of a young Brock Davies out on the farm, I like,
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how to stop it and you wind it and pause it. I was
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just like, holy fuck, that's a handsome man. That is a has
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a man. Yeah, probably about I don't know, forty pounds, thinner
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or something. Not that he's fat, but he's got muscles. Yeah,
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but like when he was young and thin and wiry. Yes, God,
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yes, ma'am, I'm all about it. Do you think he's got a
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big old dick? I hope that. I hope that for shadea and nice,
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big old thick. Call him of a dick, that's what it is,
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probably is, Yeah, I hope so. But I just thought he
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was so handsome. Oh I love a shaved head, baby, I doAnd
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well, except for he looks like an egg when he does you call him
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this, I do. That's exactly right. But anyway, I thought it
16:03
was interesting to kind of learn a little bit more about Shina and Brock.
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But honestly, in the grand scheme of things. It's boring, ap I
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do not care. This is not the vander Pump Rules content that I'm here
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for. I'm here for the drama. Yeah, they belong more on the
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valley where like it's a bunch of married couples with kids and they talk about
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their problems and that's more interesting, but not a VBR. Everybody's a bunch
16:26
of hoes on drunk, dry hump fight. That's what I want, That's
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what I want to see. And then we have Katie and Tom Schwartz going
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to lunch, which is just kind of like, you know, a little
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small scene. I loved it, but it was very interesting street. Yeah,
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they're talking about Tory, the girl that they're both competitively like, let's
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text her, see who she texts back. She ends up texting Tom Schwartz
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back first. But it was just their rapport together because we've seen season after
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season, well we have honey, We've seen season after season of them fighting
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and contending against each other and then divorcing, and it was so refreshing to
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just see them at a table being friends, I know. And there was
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a little bit low key chemistry between them. Oh totally. I think Schwartz
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is looking at this beautiful dime piece that he fucked up with and he's like,
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I hate myself. Honestly, that's my general vibe vibe Jeck my fake
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psychic prediction that he cries himself to sleep every night because he's like, damn,
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I really messed it up with Katie and I don't know how to get
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it back, get her back. And now he's going to lunch with her
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and he's like flirting a little bit, kind of playing jokes with her.
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Yeah, And I'm like, you want her backs, I don't. I
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think what we see in the preview with him propositioning Katie for like a one
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night stand, uh huh, for old times sake, I feel like that's
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more in alignment with what Tom Schwartz really wants because he does not want a
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partner again. He does not know how to be a partner. We see
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that when Jax confronts Katie. We'll get to that when we do like he
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doesn't want to put in the effort to maintain a relationship with a person of
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quality like Katie, but he definitely wants to bang her back out if he
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gets an opportunity to do so. See I don't think I think he doesn't
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want to be alone, but I don't think he wants to do the work
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to actually be in a relationship. I think you're right on that, Like
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he just doesn't want to be alone though, and that's why he's now with
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a twenty four year old girl because she doesn't know what she should require for
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herself because she's too young. Like you get a woman of quality like Katie
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or myself, I dare say, yeah, I know what I want,
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hany you better come correct for going to be in a relationship. Like younger
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girls, they're not there yet most of them, not all of them.
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Yeah, not me, but you know, it had me thinking about Tom
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Schwartz and his broken dick based on what Katie said seasons ago talking about his
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broken dick. And then I saw something about Joe, that crackhead crazy girl
18:49
according to Katie. I saw something where Joe was asked on an Instagram live
18:55
honey, whether she sucked off Tom Schwartz, Like who who would have the
19:03
audeacity to ask the question? I would have wanted to ask. I would
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have totally asked it. And Joe is like, of course we were together
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in a relationship and she said Tom's really good at sex. Shut. She
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said, She's like, I don't know what Katie's talking about, but he's
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really great at sex. Well that I mean you can relate to that.
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What do you mean with your own broken dick eggs? You're related to that?
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Listen. I don't know why we are going out there right now,
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because it's the same situation. You're like, I don't understand it. What
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are you talking about? Well, I don't understand it. When I look
19:40
at Tom Schwartz, a lot of people think he's my ex, had some
19:47
game, some swag. Okay, I mean it was more like Jesse Lally
19:49
though, I swear to god, there's so many commonalities. I know,
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don't don't come for me. But when you look at Tom now with his
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old man each blonde hair and his bowling shirts or whatever, nineteen fifties bullshit,
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he's trying to rock right now, I'm yeah, I don't see you
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being a lothario in bed, honey A freakin is She's no, Oh my
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god. I've gotten so many dms like online and everything and on our ig
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and even in my personal Instagram. I have this one friend that her and
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I talk about this shit in Bravo. She loves Bravo. You have a
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friend other than me? Yeah, who you know her? She lives here,
20:25
but I never see her and everything. But anyway, she was telling
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me, She's like, yeah, I think Schwartz is like totally a conventionally
20:30
attractive guy, Like he's totally my type. And I'm like, really,
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I guess that's great for you. He looks like a soft guy, like
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a soft boy tots. Yeah, but if he's good in bed, he's
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a lothario with that broken dick. I mean, yikes. Anyway, I
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just wanted to pass that on. That is what Joe said. And I
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thought this scene with Joe it's not Joe but Schwartz and Katie. I thought
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that was really sweet. Yeah, it was very interesting. Yeah. And
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then we have Brack and Sheena on their anniversary dinner and they're gonna bang that
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night. Totally are they in the hotel? She brought toys but plugs and
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stuff. My thing is, hi, sweetie, I mentioned my thing is
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didn't we see in a preview? I don't know whether it was at the
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top of the season. Like this scene when they are at this dinner and
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Sina saying something like, I don't know if we're gonna make it for forever.
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Yes, that was in a preview that was from that night. Yeah,
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and we don't see that. Why didn't we see that? I hate
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when editors do that. That's what I'm saying. I hate when editors put
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shit into previews and then don't show it. I know it would have been
21:33
a much more entertaining episode if we got to see some conflict between Brock and
21:38
Cheeta. But no, I mean, it was kind of a wholesome dinner.
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They're just talking about their relationship, how they need to spend more one
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on one time with each other because I got a baby and they ain't banging
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enough, you know, not having crazy enough sex. And then they're talking
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about kids and she breaks down because she's like, you know, you do
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so much for me. I want you to know that, and this is
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your second chance of being a father, and I'm snory. Well, I
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don't care. I thought Brock breaking down about his kids. I thought that
22:03
was kind of interesting. I don't care. All right, Fine, we
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won't talk about it. Then you know, we can talk about it.
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You know, I'm fine to talk about it. I'm just like we've already
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talked about this, though we talked about it last week, they were talking
22:14
about it again. Yes, we've talked about this, how he left Australia
22:18
to come to America to make a life for himself. I'm like, you're
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leaving another first world country to come to a different first world countries that you
22:25
can make a life for yourself. Make it make sense. Why didn't Why
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wouldn't you want to be with your kids from your loins in your home country
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and do what you need to do over there. Yeah, whatever, Like
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we've already kind of talked about this, but yeah, so I was snoring,
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but I I'm sorry, we can talk about it. Well, No,
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I just thought it was interesting that he reflected on it a little bit
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and he cried, and he's like, I look back on my nineteen year
22:49
old self, and I think I was a fucking idiot, and I am
22:53
trying my best to work on my relationship with my older two kids if they
22:56
would have me, And so I kind of, you know, I felt
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for him there. At least he's acknowledging his mistakes for being a bad father.
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But you know, maybe it's all for show. I don't know,
23:06
maybe it's all for show. I'm not saying that. I'm just like,
23:07
I don't know. I mean he also had the domestic violins around the same
23:12
time that he left, and I'm like, you know, we've been over
23:15
this and I'm always gonna be side eyeing Brock totally. Yeah. And then
23:19
we have Schwartz and Sandoval going to get tattoos, and Schwartz talking about all
23:25
of his horrible tattoo choices. Right Katie's name on his ass, Lisa vander
23:30
Pump's name. Why because I think he lost to bet Oh and he had
23:33
to do it, and he ended up doing it, and I don't think
23:36
Katie was happy about it either. I wouldn't be what the fuck are you
23:38
doing? And now he's getting his dog's tattooed on his back, which I
23:41
thought was kind of cute, very cute. Sandoval's falling out of his chair
23:45
there was pretty funny. All Harder that was great, yep. And then
23:48
we have James and Ali getting facials and talking about how James doesn't want to
23:55
travel because he doesn't want to leave his animals, specifically Hippie with just a
24:00
right, and so Ali has a wedding of one of her very good friends
24:03
in Ohio coming up, and James had it sounds like previously committed to go
24:08
with her, but now he's having a bunch of second thoughts because Hippie has
24:14
been traumatized already by being moved around and then thrown into the pound and rescued,
24:18
and like he just wants to give Hippie a good solid year of him
24:23
being around him, getting comfortable in his house, and he's afraid and he
24:30
wants to take care of his dog. And I think that's really sweet.
24:33
I mean, we love animals here. Of course I felt that too,
24:37
And I'm like, Allie, kind of chill out a little bit. I
24:38
mean, you can go to the wedding by yourself too, you can just
24:41
fly over and let James stay at home. But she's like, well,
24:45
why won't you come with me? And she's getting mad because she's like,
24:48
we can't just sit at home all the time and not travel or anything.
24:51
He's like, just give me a little bit. He just got Hippie back
24:53
right like two months ago, right, So I mean I felt like she
24:56
needed to just kind of chill. Yeah. But I can say her point
25:00
too, because if you told me that you're going to take me to this
25:03
wedding and like, now all of a sudden, two weeks out, you're
25:04
going to say no, Like that's going to disappoint me. And also like
25:07
how long are we going to do this where you're going to be around all
25:11
the time, never leaving your house? Right, So I can understand both
25:15
sides of it, but it really did give me some insight into James and
25:18
his depth of feeling for this animal that he does regard as his own for
25:23
baby, his own child, which I think really bonds him to Ariana,
25:27
who feels the same way about her animals. I'm not going to go there
25:32
in my mind with the litter box, but like loves Maya love loves her
25:36
dogs and cats, and so I just thought it was really sweet me too.
25:40
He's a human being, yeah, somewhere deep down there. Yeah.
25:45
And then we have like they showed the montage though of him being an asshole,
25:47
like they did. Did you see all that I did? I was
25:49
like, oh, bidding on Kristen's door, screaming at this person or that
25:56
person. Yeah, he was a pretty terrible person. A lot of that
26:00
was probably fueled by drugs and alcohol, oh for sure. And we've had
26:03
a bunch of comments, like on our YouTube and everything, of people saying
26:06
actually, like Kristen was a piece of shit to him and was like abusive
26:10
to him. So there's like a lot of stuff. I'm gonna have to
26:12
go back and watch the older seasons of VPR. Yeah, I think you
26:15
Oh, they're so entertaining and if you like the Valley, you'll like the
26:18
earlier suns of VPR. Yeah, there's a question about some of the things
26:25
that went down between James and Kristen. But like the night of the wedding
26:29
where Kristin hits him, it is reported that James hit her first, whoa,
26:34
and that there's footage of that that Bravo has not shown. No,
26:37
I'm not sure if it's true. But we also have Raquel coming out on
26:41
her podcast talking more about a domestic violent situation that she was in, alluding
26:48
very strongly to it being James. And then we have Kristin talking on her
26:52
podcast quite a bit as well, saying it's not alleged this shit happened.
26:57
He's a domestic abuser. So yeah, that's still swirling around James. Yeah,
27:03
it makes me worried for Ali if that's the case. I think if
27:06
he starts drinking again or if he starts drugging again, that's when she's in
27:10
danger. Girl. Yeah, And then we have kind of like a random
27:15
little scene of Tom and Ariana at their house. Ariana's facetiming Dan while she's
27:19
walking on the treadmill exercising, and they're talking about the upcoming San Francisco trip
27:25
that I guess everybody's invited to because Kyle Chan or whoever he is, invited
27:30
everybody for his whiskey thing, and Dan's gonna be there, which I'm very
27:33
excited to see. I can't wait. But then Sandoval is downstairs while Ariana
27:40
is facetiming talking with realtors because I guess he is going to sell their house,
27:45
and then he's looking for, you know, some dump to live in
27:48
himself, right, but like he was talking about a home with like two
27:52
separate either wings or like two separate buildings for him and for Tom Schwartz.
27:57
Yeah, I'm for sure. Yeah, they're gay gay conspiracy. And then
28:03
we have everybody showing up for brunch at Sir hosted by Jack's, and Lisa
28:10
vander Pump's there and she's like not happy, no about it at all but
28:14
are we really believing that she had no idea whatsoever that Jax was going to
28:18
be hosting an event at her own restaurant, right, I didn't really chip
28:22
buy that. Yeah. Yeah, And she's like all salty because Jack said
28:26
a couple of years ago on a podcast that Lisa Vanner Pump has no purpose
28:30
on the show. She's just I agree to. She's superfluous. She's inserting
28:36
herself into these various situations and she does not need to be there. We
28:40
all agree. Yeah, But to be fair, these are her restaurants and
28:45
this is her show. Exactly created this show. She got all of these
28:48
people famous, So I do agree with her when she confronts Jack's about it
28:52
when he shows up, and she's like, yeah, I hate you,
28:56
You're annoying, and you talked shit about me, so I'm gonna talk shit
29:00
back. And I could have said some horrible things about you on this show
29:03
and how you're not needed, but I didn't. Even though she's saying it
29:07
right here, I know that hurt Jacks. Yeah, that hurt him right
29:11
down in his field ball. Yeah, and we love that though. I
29:14
love it so egoically. And then on the after show, they were kind
29:19
of going in a little bit more on LVP, especially Brittany, like how
29:22
when she was pregnant they never heard hide nor hair from Lisa vander Pump,
29:27
like she had not reached out for a long time. And then I think
29:30
he spoke out about it, maybe on a podcast or something, right after
29:33
Cruz was born, and then within a couple of hours they got a present
29:37
from Lisa vander pomp which he was, I guess, alleging that it was
29:41
performative. But I'm like, she's not required, yeah, to keep up
29:48
connection communication with you and send you gifts. She doesn't fucking care about you.
29:52
She's not on your same age demographic. She's way more accomplished than you.
29:55
She's already given you a leg up on this planet. If anybody should
29:59
be communic kating and making those attempts, it's you. Jack's no for real.
30:03
I'm like, nobody would have known who Jax Taylor was if it wasn't
30:06
for VPR right, like you would have been a literal nobody. A fucking
30:08
bartender at one of her restaurants wouldn't have mattered. So I thought that was
30:12
kind of stupid. I'm like, why are people talking about Lisa vander Pump.
30:15
I'd be like bowing down to her if I was getting rich from her
30:21
show personally, and I got to go and stay at her mansion sometimes or
30:25
like hopst my sperm donor parties, you know what I mean. It's like
30:29
she does so much for all these people. Granted she is just a prop
30:32
though, right, and she's definitely profiting off of them totally. But yeah,
30:36
it was just an interesting scene, very interesting. And then Jack's heads
30:40
over to the girls because like Arianna and Katie and all of them are sitting
30:42
at their own table, and this is where he tells Ariana, like,
30:47
hey, Schwartz might move into your house. Schwartz had told him like five
30:51
minutes earlier, like don't say anything to anybody, but like this is what
30:53
me and Tom are talking about. And then he immediately goes and tells Arianna
30:59
amazing, I like I don't give him shit, Like if I can get
31:02
out of this house, if I can get what I have coming to me,
31:06
like he can do whatever the fuck he wants, and something about Mojo
31:08
Jojo and some Infinity house. I don't know what any of that means.
31:11
I could care fucking lesson me too, and then James and sand of all
31:17
talk again a little bit and they're he's calling him out again for being an
31:21
egomaniac, and I'm just I love that energy from James, like just calling
31:25
Sandoval out on his bullshit. YEP, because I do think Ariana was right
31:29
a couple episodes ago where she's like, the men kind of have to call
31:32
him out on his crap because he's not going to listen to anybody else.
31:34
But I don't think Sandoval listens to the guys either, right, And I
31:38
don't think he wants to go toe to toe with James because I think out
31:41
of all of the guys in the group, James is the one who does
31:44
not give a fuck and we'll take it there every single time. And I
31:47
just love James being i don't know, ten years younger than domsand of all
31:51
giving him lessons on morality and how to be an adult. When James has
31:55
his history of like possible to get me and being a drunk asshole too,
31:57
I think that's hilario. It's amazing. It's so great. And then last
32:02
but not least, we have the pool party, Yeah, at James and
32:07
Allie's house, so everybody shows up Sandival's there, Arianna's there, She's there.
32:12
Everybody's having like a fun time whatever. Katie starts off by telling the
32:15
girls the tea with Ali and James while Ali's not in the room. I'm
32:21
like, girl, stop right, But then James barges in, right,
32:25
and he's like, what do y'all talk about? And Kitti, he's like,
32:28
yeah, talking about how you're a little bit and you won't go travel
32:31
because you're worried about Hippie and you need to like kind of chill out a
32:35
little bit, which I thought was really presumptuous of someone, I mean and
32:39
like interjecting on their relationship. But then of course that's what they're supposed to
32:43
do. It's part of their jobs. Yeah, But what I thought was
32:45
really sweet was seeing James b so very honest, like I said at the
32:50
top of this episode, like being so very honest about what he's worried about,
32:53
how he feels for his dog. This is my literal fur baby child,
32:58
and so I don't want to just bannon him. I worry about him.
33:00
And as soon as he was vulnerable, you can see both Arianna and
33:05
Katie change their energy, Like Arianna's reaching across and she's like, I totally
33:09
understand. Katie's like I totally understand, you know, and we want to
33:14
be here for you. But then there's Laala, this bitch, and in
33:19
her soft era, yeah, decides to start taking him to task for not
33:24
going to the wedding and like coming down hard on him. I'm like,
33:29
this guy is breaking down in tears. This is not the time to be
33:31
hard on him, right, Soften yourself, like you say you're trying to
33:35
do Allah exactly. She gets Hella defensive because he's like comparing it to like
33:40
finding childcare and stuff like that, and Lala's like, well, of course
33:44
I would know what that's like, but like, shut the fuck up.
33:46
Like she gets so irrationally mad, and then in her talking head is like,
33:52
I think James comes first in the relationship with him and Ali, and
33:57
men should never come first in a reallytionship, Edgar. So that is Laala's
34:01
bitterness speaking right, because she's still so reactive about Randal Emmett and what Randal
34:08
did to her and what she also did to herself by being in a relationship
34:13
with that piece of shit. So she's still living in reaction and comparing absolutely
34:16
everything to that and she thinks at this point in her life, at thirty
34:21
one or thirty two years old, that she would never ever place a man
34:23
above her again. But like the reality is in any relationship that it's not
34:29
supposed to be one person ahead of the other. It's supposed to be both
34:31
parties walking side by side. But every now and again you do have to
34:36
place more focused on one partner over the other based on what the needs are
34:39
in the moment. And that's what we do in relationships, and that's called
34:43
love of course. Like if my husband needs me, he needs more of
34:45
my time, he needs more of my resources because he's going through something,
34:50
then yes, he comes before my needs in that moment because that's what I
34:52
want to do in my relationship, and that's I think what we should do
34:55
in a healthy relationship. So Lala has got it so twist. And this
35:00
goes back to her saying she does not want to go to conventional therapy because
35:05
she thinks it's a bunch of horseshit and she doesn't trust psychologists and therapists,
35:09
and so she is the one who is initiating and administering her own healing journey.
35:15
I'm like the lunatics are in charge of the asylum. Like, this
35:20
is why you're so fucked up, Lala, because you're not actually getting help.
35:23
Yes, you don't know how a healthy relationship works, La La Nope,
35:27
and you think that like your sobriety is good enough for your enlightenment and
35:30
your soft era, but like, girl, no, you need fucking therapy,
35:34
especially if you were with a literal toad man for like years and you
35:39
say that you love him and you had a fucking kid with him, and
35:44
then now you're all. Like I said before we started filming this, I
35:45
think she's so fucked up because she can't even conceive that this ugliest guy would
35:52
cheat on someone like her who's a literal goddess. Like I just I don't,
35:57
I don't know, she's messed up. I thought that comment was really
36:00
inappropriate, especially when James is literally crying in front of everybody and showing the
36:05
vulnerability, And it's just another example of both her and Sheena making everything about
36:10
themselves, like not everything is about you. And we kind of see this
36:14
happen with Sheena in just a little while when she has her fight with Tom
36:17
Sandoval. But before we get there, we have the altercation between Katie and
36:22
Jack's, and I thought this was really interesting, and I was reading some
36:25
commentary online where people were pointing out how it was really interesting that Tom Schwartz
36:31
goes to get Jack's so Jax can go and see Katie right knowing that Jax
36:37
has a problem with Katie. Everybody knows Jax doesn't like Katie, and so
36:42
Tom Schwartz is setting it up and then he takes Jack's over to Katie and
36:49
then he walks away. He goes to the background. That was weird,
36:53
and Jax comes for Katie, and of course Katie is giving as good as
36:58
she can get, like Katie's holding her own. But the one guy who
37:01
stands up for Katie is James. He stands right next to her. That's
37:05
where Tom Schwartz should be standing right next to Katie. But no, he's
37:08
in the fucking background because I think he likes to watch when others pile on
37:13
Katie. Ooh, that's so fucking He has always been like that, really,
37:16
yes, and there have been so many times when he has not stood
37:20
up for her. Really, So it's James that's standing up for Katie while
37:22
Jacks tries to attack her. But he can't because Katie doesn't give a fuck.
37:27
No, you can't attack me if I don't care about your opinion,
37:29
Honey, you can say whatever you want. It's not gonna change my experience.
37:32
Yes, I loved Katie standing up to Jacks because she's literally just been
37:37
like, I don't fucking like you, dude, Like, I literally don't
37:38
care. I'm just repeating what the internet is saying that you're a cheating ass
37:43
ho and it's true. And Jackson gets all fucking triggered because he's like,
37:46
well, that's my wy, that's mine. What about Britty? Don't you
37:49
care about Brittany? And she's like, no, I haven't heard from Brittany
37:52
forever. Why would I care about her. I don't care about any of
37:55
you. Yes, Like, okay, well there it is, Jax.
37:59
You have no power or in this conversation none and he sputters to a close.
38:02
He does, yep, And Katie and her talking head said something very
38:06
poignant where she's like, you know, the more somebody says that they've got
38:09
it all together and they've done so much work and healing, the less of
38:13
that they are. And she was saying that in reference to Jack's but I'm
38:15
like also thinking she's saying that to like La La. Yeah, yep,
38:21
that was really good. And then we have like Schwartz and Ariana talking about
38:24
him moving in, and I thought it was crazy because he talks about how
38:28
he can't afford the mortgage payment and like, if Tom Sandoval had to refi
38:35
their house, it would be like a twenty two thousand dollars payment. I'm
38:37
like, yeah, I can. I can't even conceive of a world where
38:43
no, nor would I like even if I have the money, nor would
38:45
I want to absolutely not live in la and pay that kind of money.
38:50
I would live in Montana on a ranch or something. Facts. But that's
38:52
just wild, absolutely insane. Yeah, it's kind of nice seeing Ariana and
38:57
Tom Schwartz be on like good terms though kind of chat and she's like,
39:00
I literally don't care if you guys live together. It's fine, Like I
39:04
want to run me my money, yeah, and shut the fuck up exactly.
39:07
Then we have the infamous scene with Sena, Shay and Sandbaal Yes,
39:15
arguing and yelling at each other. Yes, But the way that it starts
39:19
is Shina is telling the group like, hey, I want to leave,
39:22
I want to go put someummer moon down to bed. It's that time Brock
39:24
in his fucking pool or in the polk speedo again, same one as Tahoe.
39:30
I am still opposed. I literally get with him. He starts getting
39:36
fucking mad. He's like, why can't we just have fun? Why can't
39:38
we just stay here? Like why do we have to leave? Let the
39:40
nanny do it? And she is like yelling at him in front of everybody,
39:44
being like, I want to have this moment with our daughter, so
39:47
let's fucking leave, Like I want I want to talk my daughter in like
39:51
we're not gonna always be able to do this and so this is very important
39:53
to me. Yeah, and I thought that was totally valid. But then
39:57
before leaving, she goes to talk to say Anial and I think Kyle Chan's
40:00
there, Yes, nobody cares about him, but she I think she kind
40:05
of brings up like the song. She's like, Apple, Apple, I
40:09
made a song. I'm gonna sing it in San Francisco. So have you
40:15
heard my song yet? And Sandoval's like yeah, and it fuck it sucks.
40:19
He's like, so, well, yeah, he was a little bit
40:21
more low key than he was at Tom Tom, Like he got really mad
40:24
at Tom Tom last week and he stormed out like he was a little bit
40:27
more low key, but he's like, yeah, I don't appreciate the fact
40:30
that you continue to profit off of my page. Boo hoo. And you
40:36
know, now there's a song. There were all of these podcasts, and
40:38
she had to her credit is like, you know what, that's fair,
40:42
Like I really did profit a lot. I really. I don't want to
40:45
use the word exploit because I don't recall what she said, but she exploited
40:49
the issue so that she could make a lot of money. But then we
40:52
don't be grudual for that, because why wouldn't you. But Tom's a little
40:55
salty about it, and so she seems to acknowledge that a little bit.
41:00
And then she's like, but also I can write a song about this,
41:01
like it's fine. And it did impact me. I'm a part of this
41:06
friend group. Yeah, this had a huge impact on me. In fact,
41:09
And she was talking earlier with the girls or somebody about her intrusive thoughts.
41:14
I'm trying to remember it was with Brittany right when they were sitting down
41:15
about her intrusive thoughts, Yeah, and how they're really bad and so in
41:20
this moment, she starts talking about how what Tom Sandival did actually had a
41:23
big effect on her, because now when Brock walks into a room or Lalla
41:28
walks into a room, she notices how their eyes light up, and she
41:31
immediately thinks, well, is he going to do that to me? And
41:35
she's like, and that's because of you, Tom Sandoval. And I object
41:39
to that because you have to take ownership and accountability over your own mental health,
41:45
oh for sure. And just because Tom made this terrible mistake and he
41:51
absolutely perpetrated the ultimate betrayal upon your best friend doesn't equate to your husband cheating
41:59
on you as well, should not lend to this kind of extreme anxiety in
42:04
OCD that she seems to have. And when she was talking to Brittany,
42:07
she was also mentioning that she had been put on zoloft right. She was
42:09
on it for like a month or something, right, and it helped her,
42:12
but it also made her really tired, and because of all of these
42:15
songs that she's cutting in podcasts that she's making about scandabal, yeah, she
42:20
had to stop taking it because she needed her energy. But I was just
42:23
like, hmm, you can't really put that on Tom Sandvall, Yes,
42:29
it did inform your experience and struggling with it, but that doesn't make it
42:32
his fault. Yeah, and I mean he does call her out for it.
42:36
He's like, you're not the victim, like you're you're acting like you're
42:38
more of a victim than Ariana, which I thought was a fair point.
42:43
I mean, you're not a victim, she know, Like, I get
42:45
that this is your friend and all that stuff, and I get that this
42:49
was really hard for ever put out her restraining order on Well, because you
42:52
hit her exactly. That's why though. It's because you probably actually hit her,
42:58
so take responsibility for that, which you can't do because there would be
43:00
legal ramification for sure. Yeah. So yeah, she was affected by it,
43:05
we get it. But yeah, you're not the victim. So Tom
43:07
Sanivil was right in that instance. But then this is where tensions start to
43:12
get really high and she starts raising her voice. Tom gets more and more
43:15
defensive, and I can't remember everything else that was said, but the one
43:20
comment that blows everything up is he tells her, well, you were the
43:22
other woman in a relationship too, and that's when she comes back, fuck
43:29
you, Tom, And that was I was twenty one years old when that
43:32
happened, and you know that I didn't know that he was married. And
43:37
she's screaming at him, and Tom's i think, yelling back at her,
43:42
although I'm not really hearing anything. I just see Brock come up and put
43:45
his hand on Tom's shoulder and push him away. Yeah, kind of lean
43:49
in and say, look, she was in her twenties. Man, that's
43:51
really different than you being in your forties. Yeah. Like Brock got in
43:54
the middle of that right away, which I really respect. I don't think
43:58
Tom Sandoval is going to be coming for brockda anytime soon. No, not
44:00
a physical level, no, man, But she does popping off. She
44:04
is up set, yes, which I mean I thought that was fair.
44:07
Like I think it's fucked up that every time Sandoval gets confronted with anybody's feelings
44:12
about scandival, he always has to turn it back around on other people.
44:15
And that's what everyone has a problem with. It's like we've said this before,
44:19
You've said this on the pod, that he can never sit in the
44:22
responsibility, like he can never sit in the shame of what he did.
44:27
He's always got to fucking put it back on him. He's always got to
44:29
go into the archives. And then he has the audacity to say something like,
44:31
well, she's going into the archives. It's been six months, what
44:36
are you talking about. The reverberations of what it is that you did are
44:38
still quite evident in this group, Like, what do you mean just six
44:43
months ago? Everybody is still feeling this, Tom, just because you're over
44:45
it. And that's because you're dead inside, which you would have to be
44:49
to do something like that to Ariana. Doesn't mean that everybody else is as
44:52
well, exactly, So two things can be true at once. Yep,
44:55
Shena is playing the victim. Yeah, and Shina doesn't have the right method
45:00
or process yet to help with her mentals because she's got too much anxiety.
45:05
She's very worried, she's very fearful, she's got OCD like she needs help,
45:09
and that's probably lending itself to all of these other things that are making
45:14
it hard for her to be the good old Sheena that we all know.
45:16
So that is on her. Yeah, that's not Tom Sannibal. But at
45:21
the same time, Tom Sanible, Jesus Christ, can't you just take responsibility
45:23
in a moment for real? Can't you just say, look, I mean,
45:27
I understand you made the song Apples and I don't necessarily like it,
45:30
but that's your point of view, and you have every right to do it,
45:34
and let's just leave it there. Yeah, why can't you be the
45:36
bigger person because he's not. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah,
45:40
he's a forty year old loser. He's always going to be changing on
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everybody. Two even worse, and he's got a bad cover band forty three.
45:47
He's ruined. His life is ruined because of scannabal because of his own
45:52
mistake, and he can't admit that to himself because to admit that to yourself
45:57
would mean that you have to take responsibility and actually own up to your actions.
46:00
But to do that requires humility and a soul introspection. Yeah, and
46:06
the ability to like self reflect. Right, he just doesn't. I'm I'm
46:09
actually shocked at his inability to be able to self reflect, even on the
46:14
most minute level. Like he can't do it at all. Everybody else can
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see it, Even James can see it, Even Tom Schwartz can see it.
46:21
All of these people are telling him, like, you need to do
46:22
it this way, you need to take ownership. But like he can't do
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it. And that's what's crazy, is like this friend group is so fake
46:28
and so hypocritical, and they're like vapid af and all of these fake ass
46:34
people are like looking at this piece of shit narc and they're like, dude,
46:37
just say you're sorry, Just take ownership for it, like it's not
46:42
that hard. Just suck it up. And he can't do it. And
46:45
so it's just interesting to me, like psychologically, all these fake ass people
46:49
being like, aghast that you can't take it down. I actually think he's
46:52
mad. I think he is very mad because when you look at his life
46:57
before Scanned, of all, he had Tom Sandoval and the most extras and
47:01
even though he can't fucking sing and as pitchy as fuck, he had so
47:06
many crowds coming out to all of his shows. He was very successful.
47:08
He had a new bar, he had a girl, right, Yeah,
47:12
he was popular. He was on this this show. But now after Scandival,
47:15
nobody's really coming out to see Tom Sandival and the most extras unless it's
47:21
to them, and they're losing your fucking house. You no longer have the
47:23
queen Ariana, you don't have anybody. Everybody hates you. And internally you
47:28
don't think it's your fault. Internally, you think you're justified to have cheated
47:30
on your girlfriend. So he's mad. That's why he can't help himself,
47:35
but to strike out and strike back at all these people because he didn't he
47:38
doesn't think that he did anything wrong. That's what's so crazy to me.
47:42
I'm like that, he's like a case study, straight up, like Wow,
47:45
I can't how you can live your life in such denial is wild to
47:50
me. But that's how the episode ends. Sheena leaves and she's pissed off,
47:54
crying. She apologizes to Ali, I'm sorry for yelling at your house,
47:58
and then it's to be continue, right, So I hope we get
48:00
to see more of the fight, maybe more people blow up at Sandoval.
48:05
I don't know. I can't wait for San Francisco personally, right, Well,
48:08
you want to see Dan and potentially set a confrontation with Tom Sandoval,
48:14
Yeah, because I don't recall who said to Dan that they think Tom Sandival
48:21
is going to try and shake his hand, yeah, and Dan's like,
48:22
yeah, that's not gonna happen. Yeah, I definitely want to see how
48:28
that goes down. I can't wait I hope that's the next episode me as
48:30
well. I hope we don't get like another filler episode before that we might,
48:36
So any final thoughts about then the pumperou Well, this episode was kind
48:39
of lacking for me. Yeah, you know what, this whole season has
48:43
been kind of lacking. I really thought, Beatrice that this was going to
48:45
pop off. Like the opportunity I think production had to make this such a
48:51
killer season is just going down the tubes totally. They really haven't availed themselves
48:57
of like all the cool opportunities to get into these different style lines. I
49:00
know, but you know what is popping off though, The Valley, which
49:05
what I was just gonna say, We're probably gonna say the same thing.
49:07
Yeah, we are about to get into and we're about to talk about but
49:12
I just have to say that it's infinitely more entertaining than vander Pump Rules.
49:15
Like if I'm a cast member like a Lalla or a Kadie on vander Pump
49:19
Rules. After having been on VPR for so many years and I'm seeing how
49:22
popular The Valley is season one, and what a dud this season of VPR
49:28
is, I'd be feeling like shit, I know, and like well,
49:30
I wonder if Sheena, the Clout, Goblin and Brock are gonna be like,
49:34
can we go on the Valley? No, we don't want you,
49:36
because you guys are producing yourself. And the reason that the Valley is so
49:38
great is because you have enough people on the cast that aren't producing themselves.
49:43
They think they are, like Jesse and Michelle think that they're producing themselves,
49:46
but they're not because they don't know how to do it see VPR. They've
49:50
had year after year after year to learn how to do that. That's why
49:52
it's fucking boring. And that's why we have Ariana saying like, if I
49:55
can be authentic, if we can get real out here in these streets,
49:59
I will come back. But if not, that's a no. Yeah.
50:00
That's a good point that they know how to produce themselves. So yeah,
50:05
I love in the Valley. I can't wait to get into that in this
50:07
episode. Girl. Well, then let's wind it down, let's do it.
50:10
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50:14
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