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The Muppets - Wocka Wocka Flocka vs Girls Gonzo Wild · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and big time movie executive
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  acting as a gatekeeper to Felt based performers Matt Watson. But a games master
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  needs games, and games need players. So on our first team tonight,
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  he is a Gateleepers cast member, a musician, and a regular Fuzzy Bear.
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  It's Chris Reagan. Hi, ho there, friends, I'm so happy
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  to be here. And he is a podcaster, a film buff, and
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  host of the movie Seller. He's so great, so he must be Gonzo.
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  It's Dan Allen. Hey, glad to be here. I don't have
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  nearly as cool way to say it, but I'm here. Well, welcome
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  back, Chris, Welcome back. Then. It's it's great to have you
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  both. Yea, how are you both doing? Doing good? Yeah?
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  Yeah, doing great. I'm excited to do this nice Yeah, excited.
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  It's to play some games about the Muppets. Absolutely, don't get me started
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  on felt based characters. You know, I'm you're gonna show them whose boss?
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  Just don't don't get me too literally, don't get me started on it.
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  Okay, okay, okay, too excited. Okay, okay, well
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  hopefully hopefully in a good way. And Chris, Chris, you're a fan
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  of the Muppets, then unless you want to keep up this bit that you
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  can't stand felt based performance, Yeah, no, I can't keep that bit
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  going. I am a fan of the Muppets though, yeah, for sure.
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  Nice, do you have a maybe earliest Muppets memory when you first got
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  into the Muppets. I received the Muppet Treasure Island for either my sixth or
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  my eighth birthday on VHS, and that was big for me. So I
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  think that's my earliest one, but I know it goes back even farther from
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  me. I just can't remember past that. Nice. No, it's it's
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  a good one. You can almost like date the Muppets fan by like sort
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  of cutting them and seeing what VHS is inside and then welcome back to welcome
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  back to the podcast. Are you a Muppets fan? So, I will
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  say I have pretty much all the Muppet VHS tapes, but that's just because
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  I have a lot of VHS tapes. But no, I mean quite frankly,
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  I'm not a huge Muppets guy. I like I remember watching them growing
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  up. But it is not a thing that I was ever especially drawn to.
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  Nice. Nice, this is good. I love to fine. So
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  it sounds like Chris is gonna really carry us, which is fantastic. Well,
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  see, I have a really bad memory, so and I look,
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  I don't want to set expectations too low, but I do lose most of
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  the games I play of gate Leapers Dan. So well, okay, So
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  here's the thing, Chris, I don't know if you know this about me.
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  I've been on twice. I've won once, I've tied once. The
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  only outcome I've not had is an l So completely set. It looks like
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  we're a team. You know, we're a match made for failure. All
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  right, Well, it sounds like your opponents so but maybe going to have
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  a relatively easy job. So let's meet them first. Up. He is
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  a podcaster who champions musicians on the Struggling Artist podcast. He's the Doctor Teeth
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  for the Electric Mayhems of this World. It's Trev Allen, Hi, thanks
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  for thanks for having me. And she is a podcaster. She works in
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  stem so that makes her speaker. It's Audra Stephenson. Lovely Audre, Welcome
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  as always to the podcast and Trevor, welcome to the podcast for the first
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  time. Thanks for being here. Thank you. I am so excited to
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  be here. I love the show. Oh hell, yes, I love
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  I love my cousin Dan. Who's who we were playing again? Yeah,
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  that's the big reveal, trev one. I'm so glad you mentioned that,
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  Trev, because yes, Dan and Trev both fantastic podcasters, both great podcast
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  hosts, but they're also cousins. So there's like kind of a little little
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  rivalry. It's a bit of family feud here. Cross them over with legally
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  distinct from family of course, of course family fighting. You can say family
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  feud with like an umlaut over it or something. Okay, Trev, we'll
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  start with you. You a big Muppets fan. Yeah, I think so.
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  I grew up watching the Muppets and and uh, for a for a
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  very long time, I would do Muppet voices, and uh, you know,
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  I've lost some of that over the years. I every once in a
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  while when I tell someone that I used to do them, they want me
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  to do one, and I do it and it's just not as not as
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  polished as normal. Yeah, well I won't I won't ask you, but
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  if you feel like dropping them at any point throughout the recording, please feel
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  free. I'll try. I'll try to dig deep into that one, you
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  know. Yeah, I'm a nice Do you have like an earliest Muppets memory,
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  maybe like a first Muppets feature that you watched, so I'm old right.
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  I had something called r C A Select Division dates VH by like two
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  years I think, and and actually because it got wiped out, but on
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  that I had I had the Great Muppet Caper, which was actually it was
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  two discs. They played records. It played vinyl records as film as w
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  Yeah, it's a very cool device. But anyway, I had the Great
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  Muppet Caper. I had the Frog Prints, which was like a little like
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  it had like it was like a little short. And then I had something
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  on the other side of that one for like another one I couldn't remember that
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  is. And then I HADNS jugg and Christmas and that had another cart like
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  not a card too. Another show on the opposite side of that as well,
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  about forgot what it was. It was. It was about these animals
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  that made music and they like got kicked out their homes by old crotchety men.
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  That owned them. It was very, very bizarre. But yeah,
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  so yeah, memories of of of of of the Muppets, Yeah nice.
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  Holy shit, I'm an Honors drug band Christmas Trevy. I know we're on
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  different teams, but you just unlocked so many memories for me. I hadn't
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  thought about that in so long. I appreciate it, honestly, I'm glad
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  I could this. Yeah, this is good. This is some good friendly
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  spirits between the teams when family is not involved, is how this is going
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  to go. Yeah. If I had just said that to Trev Living like,
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  fuck you, Dad, that's family. Yeah. Right, seems it's
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  time to play the music. It's time to light the lights. It's time
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  to name your teams on our Muppet Show tonight. Let's start with Chris and
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  Dan. Have you got any ideas for team names? What do you got?
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  Chris? So, I've got one, and it's it's a very so
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  in the then diagram of like niche things. It's it's Muppets and and fans
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  of hip hop. Okay, so I all I all I could think of
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  was Waka walka Floka. Dude, that's insane. I swear to god,
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  that's on my list. It's gotta be our name ship. I mean that's
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  walk walka flocka flame. But we can drop the flame, you know whatever.
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  It just it got really long by the flame part. That's why I
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  just said the first three words. But we can do either. I'm down
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  for it. I'm down for it. I just like to make the name
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  long because I like, you know, because I know it makes Matt's life
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  more difficult. Titles get pretty long. Yeah, because my other suggest the
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  name would have been way longer and way more annoying. It would have been
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  the Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim's in reference to Treasure Island. Sure.
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  That's really good, though, dude, I love that, love that
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  lot. No, because I can just about say Waka walka floka, but
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  the Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Hip Jim. Yeah,
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  Billy Connolly. So if anybody should be able to say it easily, it's
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  you. That's right, that's right, that's true. I am an old
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  Scottish man. You're the closest out of all of us. Okay, that's
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  true. Fair enough, fair enough, I mean, are you going with
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  Waka walka Fla because of the fates of I feel like we have to.
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  We both starendipity lovely stuff. All right, let's let's find out who they'll
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  be. Ultra Treff, any any ideas? I really like portmanteaus, but
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  I could not think of any, so I did resort to AI. Okay,
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  the top three when I asked, can you please provide me with ten
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  muppets seemed trivia team names with portmanteaus please, I'm very nice to AI.
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  I had Muppeteers, Kermitsters, and the Miss Pigmentors. I don't know what
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  the portmanteaus were on any of them, really muppeteers, I get. I
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  guess I'm not worried about AI. I don't think. Yeah, I don't
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  think I'm worried yet. I don't. I just don't think there's some options
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  there for sure, Treff, Do you have any ideas? All right?
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  So, I'm a fan of the book that Fight Club was made after,
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  right, we fight Club? So we could be we could be Project the
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  Electri Mayhem, Project, Electric Mayhem, Good Girls, Gonzo Wild. That
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  was when I thought, yeah, and I I don't really have anything else
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  really at the moment. No, I mean, I don't think you need
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  to have anything else that is right up my alley. All right, I
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  think we've I think I can set this one an ink. It's a Girls
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  Guns So Wild top tier. Okay, so walk a Walk A flock of
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  Us is Girls Guns So Wild. We got the might. These might be
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  the sickest fucking names ever to be on Gay. It's got a very spring
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  break. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, muppet spring Break getting me?
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  Yes, make it, make it Disney. Is there a pitch game in
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  this episode? Well, a little bit. Maybe something will come up,
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  Maybe something will come up. Irana Remake happens like spring Break, and I
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  can see Low Zealand like throwing fish, throwing Piranha the whole time. Yes,
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  Okay, there's a game coming up that's gonna be great for these kinds
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  of iteas. All right. And if you're listening to this and thinking,
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  I'm here for the games and the laughs and the bears and the chickens and
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  things, but I honestly don't know which one's are muppets and which one's a
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  sesame. Straight still confuses me, So don't worry about that. His order
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  with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge. The Muppets are an
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  ensemble cast of puppet characters known for their absurd, meta and sketch style comedy.
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  I mean, come on, you might not be a fan, but
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  if you don't know who the Muppets are, I can't help you. No
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  one can. Created by Jim Henson in nineteen fifty five for smaller TV shows,
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  it took twenty years for the mainstream to be interested in his work,
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  with the creation of Sesame Street in nineteen sixty nine and The Muppet Show in
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  nineteen seventy six. So, Matt, there's hope for our podcast. Yet,
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  just sixteen more years until we're on TV. Tv'll be dead by that.
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  Through the eighties and nineties, multiple Muppet movies were made, as well
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  as TV spinoffs and lots of merchandising. Muppet Mania was unleashed on the world,
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  with Kermit and Miss Piggy becoming celebrities in their own right, one a
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  slender performer and the other a toxic girl boss. They were the Timothy Chalome
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  and Kylie Jenner of their time. Themes of the Muppets often include following your
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  dreams, overcoming the entertainment industry, choosing kindness and of course existentialism, which
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  is why we hold other media to such a high standard. They're made of
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  felt and they tap into the human condition better than Mark Wahlberg ever has.
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  Despite helping to pioneer at a comedy, the Muppets haven't found as much success
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  in the meta modern age. But that's because the Muppets are rebellious at heart.
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  And you can imagine an older Kermit saying, why are there so many
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  songs about songs about rainbows? Let's flagate leapers, Thank you, Odra.
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  Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring in
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  a muse that's something that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom.
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  The Muppets are inspiring to me because Kermit taught me to create spaces where
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  others can create joy, which inspired this very podcast. And now imagine how
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  many listeners we'd have if I was an actual frog. Okay, Chris,
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  we'll start with you. What's inspiring you from the world of the Muppets.
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  You know, I thought about this a lot. I think I'm gonna have
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  to say my muse for this is my sister, because I know it's super
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  heartwarming. It's less ar arming now you've pointed out that it's somebody's got to
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  do it. You know, I'm beating everybody on the internet to it.
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  We quote Muppet movies to each other too much. We annoyed the absolute shit
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  out of my family. It's one of my favorite things in the world,
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  and I will never stop doing it. And it's just so ingrained in my
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  brain that I just will quote them up. It's no matter what. And
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  so it just always makes me think of my sister. So so shouts out
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  to Rachel. Shouts out, Rachel. She doesn't listen to podcasts, but
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  you know what, you know, it's all good. I take that shout
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  out back, Rachel. Some other Rachel can receive that shout out. Yes,
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  hey, if you need it out there, Rachel's out there. You
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  know, take it. It's all good. You'll be you can be my
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  sister. It's all good, brilliant, very inspiring, christ very hot wolming.
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  I guess we will move on over to your Waka walka flucka teammates,
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  Dan, what's inspiring you from the Muppets? All right? So mine is
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  also family related, but a little less heartwarming. My muse for this,
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  it's a little outside the box, so hopefully it can count. My muse
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  for this is that time that Trev and I got in a fight on my
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  podcast about whether or not puppets are animation, and they are not, and
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  everybody in the whole goddamn world agree with me except for Google, except for
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  We're going I won't I won't make you all uncomfortable by forcing you to take
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  a side on this, and we'll just all assume that I'm right because obviously
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  puppets are not animation. So we did an episode of the show where one
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  of the categories you had to make a pick for was an animated film,
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  and Trev, because of his love for muppets, brought him up at movie.
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  But I was like, we all were like, nah, not on
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  Google, Snow get under animation, so you must be wrong. So that
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  fight is my muse because that is the thing that drove me really to be
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  here for this episode to try to beat Trev. It's time for some revenge,
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  the true spirit of the muse e. Yeah, sorry, I can.
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  I can be on your side on this, Yeah, one hundred percent.
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  You're absolutely right. Thank you, Chris. Thank you. I love
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  this, all that good, all that good natured like talking, Chris,
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  I mean you and the way I thought we had a moment earlier. Chris.
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  Sorry, I don't I don't mean anything by it. I'm just I
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  just agree with Dan on this one. It so happens to also be my
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  teammate. You get a backup, Trev. I am actually going to back
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  up Trev, because we consider claymation to be an animation society, he said,
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  it's thought motion though that's listen, we don't need to Why do we
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  call it claim? Why do we use of a portmanteau, including to animate?
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  Actually, Dan, Dan could, could I ask you to time stamp
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  the argument so I can put it in the show notes for this episode?
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  Yeah? Yeah, timestamp the argument on my show on the movie Sellar,
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  and I'll link it to anyone who wants to take a sidebar right now and
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  pause this and listen to the debate and then come back. All right,
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  I'll send that over to you. Man. You're so good at self promoting
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  Dan. It makes me sick if I wore my show's podcast on a shirt
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  during a promotion from my daughter's type one diabetes lemonade Stan there's nothing I won't
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  do to promote my show, and I called him out on it. Oh
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  fantastic, that's a great that's a great muse Dan. I love how specific
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  it is as a moment, and I yes, I will be listening to
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  that as soon as we've done recording here. All right, all right,
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  let's move on over to the Girl's Gonzo Wild. It's a fantastic team name.
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  It's great. And Trev, what's what's inspiring you from the Muppets?
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  All right? I'm a bit of a storyteller, so I apologize for this,
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  but oh please, you know, and and I will say that discussion
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  with Dan did pop in my head at one point when I was thinking about
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  this. This is going to go shout out to missus Philiberto, who was
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  the high school librarian at my high school, Cerahoe High School. My senior
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  year back in the day, we had to do a career paper and that
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  was like your big project for the year, and I wanted to do mine
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  on puppetry and Missus Philiberto looked at me dead in the eye and said no.
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  And I was like, You're what, what do you mean? She's
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  like, we don't have books on puppetry here, that's not a real career.
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  And she's like, no one ever made it as a puppeteer, And
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  I said, have you heard of Jim Henson? And she was like blah
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  blah. And then I said something about like, yeah, you made it
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  real far as a high school librarian, which got me into a lot of
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  them. I might have dropped a sane language. I was, I was
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  a little bit of a wild kid back then. Show but you're just you're
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  You're a teen who's just been TOLTI con if you were a wild one and
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  you actually wanted to do a freaking assignment and they're telling you you can't,
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  I'm angry for you. Is my life went this way for a long time,
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  all right? So I got sent to the principal's office. A teacher,
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  an assistant teacher heard the whole thing. Came in my defense, I
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  was I was let off without any problems, and that teacher found books in
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  our library about puppetry. So of course, yes, I made sure Schmiss
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  Philiberto was there when I checked out books on puppetry. Yeah. The ending
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  of that story is I went on. I went online to a website called
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  school sucks dot com and I and I downloaded a career paper about landscape architecture
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  and I got an A plus. But that's besides the point, because I
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  didn't want to do the puppetree one anymore because of missus Philiberto. So I
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  hope she's listening to Gately. I don't know why she wouldn't, but I
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  would like to say, Trev, she was your high school teacher. She's
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  probably dead brow. Do you think I am Daniel is for coming on Gatelea
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  Bers to talk about Muppets? Yes, that is fantastic and again revenge.
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  It is adpiring thing. Damn it. We know what motivates the Allen's.
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  Do not mess with this family. Okay O, good stuff, very inspiring,
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  Trev, and I love how specific the story is as well. This
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  is great, Audra. Last, but not least, what is inspiring you
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  from the world of the Muppets? Listen up, Miss Stevens. No,
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  just kidding. I just wanted to shout out of mean teacher I had.
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  I am inspired by Christmas Eve. I didn't really watch the Muppets growing up
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  much. I did watch Treasure Island at a person from Church's house. They
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  had it and so anytime I was there, I would watch Muppets Treasure Island.
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  But I didn't have any other concept of it really until I married Matt,
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  and then he's like, I watch Muppet Christmas Carol every Christmas Eve.
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  There's only one more sleep tell Christmas. It's the time when you watch Muppet
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  Christmas Carol. Like, Okay, I like a Christmas Carol. It's one
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  of my favorite Christmas movies. It's pretty much the only one that we rewatch
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  every single year. It's wonderful, Like Chris, I quote it year round.
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  Thank you for making me a part of This is a constant part of
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  my vernacular. And it's just it's such a wonderful movie and it's just such
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  a perfect It's one of the best retellings of a Christmas Carol because there's so
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  many of them that there is a tier list and it is top year.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I'm just I'm having to engage with my own personal life
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  on the podcast. I'm having to put the real me into this that.
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  Yeah, I do. Sorry, we could say it's a different look.
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  We live a very sweet life. That's a very sweet picture you've painted of
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  our actual life. I'm just wearing the game show jacket at the moment,
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  and I wasn't expecting it. Yeah, and then yeah, get rid of
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  that guy. Now that is a That is a beautiful muse. Obviously.
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  I love watching up. It's Christmas Carol with you. Every single I said
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  single, like when my English accent makes it sound like it's like every single
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  it sounds like you want revenge. It's all a revenge story, all right.
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  I think we're all feeling pretty inspired. So let's hop in an old
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  looking car with that hilarious looking bear and move right along into round one.
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  Round one is our classic game of deliberation, elimination, and deception that this
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  time we're calling don't be a Muppet. That's my Coffney accent. I will
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  name a category related to the Muppets, and then give each of our teams
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  a list of five things allegedly from that category. The twist is that only
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  three of them are correct, and the other two I made up. Discuss
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  and separate felt from fiction, selecting one list item at a time for a
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  point. However, if you select a wrong answer, you'll be frozen out
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  of the list, like when Rizzo gets frozen solid in a Muppet's Christmas,
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  Carol, that's Audrey. Just reference okay, and your first category. There'll
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  be a list for each team. Your first category is Muppet films, so
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  this includes TV movies and one off feature length specials, but no TV series
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  or shorts. Okay, and we will begin with Waka Waka Fluker. Here
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  is your list of five Muppet films. Muppets from Space, Lady Gaga and
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  The Muppets Holiday Spectacular, The Muppets Present, Oliver Twist, Once Upon a
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  Muppet, and Kermit's Swampyrs. But those are your five, I mean Muppets
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  from Space is Wait did you say these were like a television These are one
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  off series? These are These are either movies or one off TV movies or
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  specials. Basically anything that's sixty minutes plus. Not any short Muppet films,
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  not any TV series. Okay. The only thing I'm familiar with is Mothers
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  from Space. With this, I want the Lady Gaga one to exist.
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  I don't know, I have this weird feeling that it does. I mean,
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  didn't she do something with like some super old singer at one point too,
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  Tony Bennett, Yes, you know she's done, Tony Bennett. Why
• 25:00
  not do Muppets too. She's worked with one Muppet. I have no idea
• 25:04
  who that guy is. So that any you feel confident about you want to
• 25:10
  cross off the list. I mean the Space One, right, that's a
• 25:12
  real movie. The Space One's a real movie for sure. Yeah, it
• 25:15
  absolutely is. There's there's a point on the board you've got, You've got
• 25:18
  two left to get Christ can read them again. Oh absolutely, you have
• 25:23
  Lady Gaga and The Muppets Holiday Spectacular, The Muppets Present, Oliver Twist,
• 25:29
  Wants upon a Muppet and Kermit's swamp Yrs. Okay, yeah, sorry,
• 25:37
  I was just gonna say I feel like that Oliver Twist one is real.
• 25:40
  I was literally verbat in what I was going to say, So I agree.
• 25:45
  See we get that walk a Walk a flock of mindset. You know
• 25:51
  you're you're in sync, but you're also incorrect. Yeah that's not real.
• 25:56
  I made that one up. I'm so sorry. This sounds real. You
• 26:00
  their assets are frozen? Yeah, Lady Gargar, The Muppets Holiday Spectacular absolutely
• 26:07
  is real. If you'd have gone with that one, that would have been
• 26:10
  a point. And Kermit's swampyas is the other correct answer. I was gonna
• 26:15
  say that wasn't real either, because I was like, isn't that Yoda?
• 26:17
  But right, I've seen that one, nice, nice, lovely stuff.
• 26:26
  And I mean, let's see if you have seen the following five, Trev.
• 26:29
  Because here is a list four girls gones are wild that will not stop
• 26:33
  making me laugh. Okay, here is your list. The Great Muppets Caper,
• 26:40
  Miss Piggy Presents a Night at the Palladium, The Muppet Show, Sex
• 26:45
  and Violence, The Muppets Wizard of Oz and Spy Muppets Secret Agent Frog.
• 26:52
  And we're supposed to tell you which ones are legit, which ones are legit,
• 26:55
  which one's A three will be real? Yeah? Okay, okay,
• 27:00
  paper yep, Caper is real, capa, absolutely as real as that in
• 27:04
  for the point, so sex and Violence is a real thing, yes,
• 27:11
  yes, But I don't know if this is a true question because technically it
• 27:15
  was like their second pilot. Oh it wasn't over sixty minutes, I think,
• 27:19
  so I think it was that good. Yeah, so let's let's go
• 27:26
  get Yeah, you want to run with that one, and then we can
• 27:27
  out right well that you're going with Muppet Show Sex and Violence. Yeah,
• 27:33
  it was a one off. Sixty minute special. I didn't know that it
• 27:36
  was a pilot to potentially be lead to more sex and violence. They called
• 27:41
  it the second Pilot. I don't know why they called it that thing.
• 27:44
  Yeah, you know what I have, because like I remember the Muppet Show
• 27:48
  being more about like it was more like adult kind of or there was laugh
• 27:52
  tracks so kids, and they looked at little muppets and stuff like that.
• 27:53
  But uh, yeah, that one was a real thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:56
  the other real one. Yeah, I don't know if I have a
• 28:00
  weird memory of the Wizard of Oz one or if I don't, or if
• 28:06
  that's like a false memory. I don't remember, if that was just a
• 28:10
  skit that they did, yeah, or that might be where the memory is
• 28:15
  coming from. Yeah, that's a problem with these things that have skits,
• 28:18
  is they could have done it. It just wasn't a full thing. I
• 28:22
  mean, you want to run with it. That's probably the only one in
• 28:26
  my head, like that could be, could be something. We'll try it.
• 28:29
  We'll go for Wizard of Oz going with Muppets Wizard of Oz. Yeah,
• 28:33
  three for three, it absolutely is. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't
• 28:37
  fall for Miss Picky Presents the Nights at the Palladium just sounds like the kind
• 28:40
  of thing Miss Picky would do. I think she would. And then Secret
• 28:44
  Agent Frog kind of a There's a video game that they released at one point
• 28:48
  that was like a double or seven Kermit or something like that, The Wizard
• 28:52
  of oz One starring as Shanty. I just learned that that. I watched
• 28:59
  the train there before we recorded this wild so much green screen in a Muppet
• 29:04
  movie. Holy shit, that does come of? It just disappear pretty much.
• 29:12
  I forgot about the sex and violence. I was like looking through up
• 29:17
  at stuff the other day and I was like, oh my gosh, I
• 29:18
  forgot about this. The big focus is like Sam Eagle in that one,
• 29:22
  like he's kind of like this, he's very proper, you know what I
• 29:25
  mean. And yeah, it seems to have like themes of like there's too
• 29:27
  much sex and violence on TV these days, so we put the Muppets are
• 29:32
  going to present sex and violence instead violent than Sandy Eagle. Oh yeah,
• 29:38
  oh yeah. And that's a meta game too hard. But that was so
• 29:42
  obviously real because it was so like it sounded so fick. That's that's fairy
• 29:48
  enough. You can't feel free to metagame the Muppets. What okay, let's
• 29:53
  let's have another category. This time we're talking about minor Muppet characters, the
• 30:00
  minor characters of the Muppet So is this a real Muppet or is it not
• 30:03
  a real Muppet. We're gonna go back on over to Waka Walka Fluker.
• 30:06
  Here is your list. Dr Julius Strange, Pork, Low Zealand, Big
• 30:12
  Ego, Beauregard, and Madam Tilly and I know too right off the bat
• 30:21
  awesome Lose Zealand, he's real. Low Zealand is indeed real. That is
• 30:26
  a point. Love lo Zealand. He's one of my faves. Also Beauregard,
• 30:30
  Yeah, yeah, Beauregard is real. Yeah, absolutely, taxi driver
• 30:34
  in Muppet Caper. He's kind of like generally a stage hand for them in
• 30:40
  quite a lot of scenarios, isn't he as well? Like, yeah,
• 30:42
  an assistant to the Muppet Show. Yeah, he's just kind of like the
• 30:45
  vague, silly kind of guy that's just off to the side, doesn't have
• 30:49
  a personality. What were the ones you've got? Dr Julius Strange, Pork,
• 30:56
  Big Ego, and Madam Tilly. Any thoughts, Dan, Oh no,
• 31:00
  no, I have never heard of any of these five characters ever.
• 31:04
  I was like, he says, Gonzo, I'll know on it. I
• 31:11
  don't think Big Ago is one. And I want to say that the first
• 31:15
  one was like some fucking like Muppet Show character. I never watched the Muppet
• 31:18
  Show itself. The pig, the pig one, the what is it pork
• 31:23
  or doctor Julius Strange Polk. Yeah, the one. I feel like that's
• 31:29
  the one. Listen, we're already you know, we're already like playing on
• 31:33
  house money. We got too, which is twice as many as we got
• 31:37
  last time. True, true, Yeah, let's go with it, doctor
• 31:41
  Julius, going with the Strange Polk. It is indeed doctor Julius Strange.
• 31:47
  Yeah, lovely stuff. Chris coming through the watch Man well, and he
• 31:52
  knows his Muppets. Yes, every time we say that it sounds like it's
• 31:56
  not a compliment. I'm just gonna say that. No, everything everything I
• 32:02
  say on this podcast is a compliment. Oh yeah, no, totally sure.
• 32:08
  All right. Soap Diggy was one of one of the one of like
• 32:15
  the nurses from that and That Soap Opera. Yes, yes, yes,
• 32:20
  it was the original. No, that's what we love. It's like the
• 32:24
  filling in the extra facts at the bottom of the screen for the freach question.
• 32:29
  It's great. Let's let's have a list for girls, Gonzo Wild.
• 32:31
  Here is your list of minor muppets, Sweetam's, Smashy Uncle, Deadly Auchi,
• 32:38
  Lobster Hands, and Bean Bunny. Okay, Sweetams is definitely real.
• 32:45
  He's one of my favorite characters. Is indeed real. Yeah, he's kind
• 32:51
  of the big the big toll guy. Yeah, he's like, yeah,
• 32:53
  this is looks like a why do you like him? Trav huh ble guy
• 32:59
  with a beard like funny, Uh do you have? Do you have any
• 33:07
  I have? I would have led us so far straight because I was like,
• 33:10
  sweet Ems is the candy company in Parks and rec can't be a muppet,
• 33:16
  So I would have led us so far a stroke. I think the
• 33:22
  Lobster Hands one is real, but I think they came on like later on
• 33:24
  in the year, so I wouldn't it just familiar to me? Yeah,
• 33:30
  it's the type of thing that I feel like Matt would see and put in
• 33:32
  a quiz where he would be like, that's great. So I'm good going
• 33:38
  with that one. Next, if you want, let's go for mister lobster
• 33:44
  hands out, she lops the hands lobster hands. No, that's a mate
• 33:46
  up. I'm sorry. One the other real ones were Uncle Deadly is the
• 33:53
  I think he's like a Comodo dragon. Muppet is often like a villain,
• 33:58
  and he's like look on a blue now. And bean Bunny is the little
• 34:02
  cute rabbit, the little, tiny, tiny little rabbit. I had no
• 34:06
  idea who was called bean Bunny. Is he the one that buys the goose
• 34:09
  in Muppets Christmas? Carol? Oh, I will know his name forever.
• 34:15
  You should have won one first, all right, that's my fault. Nah,
• 34:19
  you're good, that's okay. There is one more category left in this
• 34:22
  round, and that category is celebrity movie cameos. So this is only celebrities
• 34:30
  who appeared in one of the Muppet movies, not any other Muppet scenario.
• 34:35
  This needs to be a Muppet movie cameo. And we'll go back on over
• 34:38
  to walk a Walk a Flocker. And here is your list of five.
• 34:42
  Barbara streisand Quentin Tarantino, Usher Aweson Wells, and Arnold Schwartzenegger. Okay,
• 34:51
  again, I know two of those, all right. First one is Quentin
• 34:54
  Tarantino, Wizard of Oz Yep, yes, absolutely was he in the trailer?
• 34:59
  Yeah, he was Refresher for real though, And then Orson Wells,
• 35:07
  Yes, Olsen Wells is in the Muppet Movie the Original. Yes, I
• 35:12
  couldn't remember which one it was. I don't who is Barbara streisand Arnold Swartzenegger
• 35:17
  and who and Usher? And Usher? It's not Usher. I wouldn't be
• 35:23
  surprised if it was Usher, just like in one of the more recent movies
• 35:27
  that I've seen them, But I don't fucking remember anything from them. I
• 35:32
  guess that's what happens when you're like when you're like growing up or something,
• 35:37
  and you're not watching these as a kid because you watched the vhs exactly.
• 35:43
  Yeah, I had the physically because I didn't physically rewind these vhs. Yeah.
• 35:49
  Then, I mean I was thinking barbar streisand but that feels a little
• 35:53
  too on the nose. I don't know, And that's what I was.
• 35:55
  So I was thinking the same thing about Arnold Schwarzenegger. So maybe we you
• 36:00
  go Usher? Oh my god, I mean, why not? Right,
• 36:04
  let's see how Let's see how double back Matt is on on the metagaming because
• 36:08
  he knows he knows people metagame. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware.
• 36:13
  I think about the order of these answers for way longer than anyone should think.
• 36:19
  Yeah, and three in a row is too easy, Matt, God
• 36:23
  damn it. Yep, it's usher hell, Yes, we're from that one
• 36:29
  there. Yeah. Barbara Streisend recorded a duet of Rainbow Connection back in nineteen
• 36:35
  seventy nine, but no movie appearance, and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a few chat
• 36:38
  show appearances where the Muppets were also there, to the point where it's a
• 36:42
  weird coincidence that it happened more than once they were booked for the same show.
• 36:46
  Fancy. He just likes to hang with them. He doesn't want to
• 36:52
  be in their movies. It ruins the illusion. Yeah, Muppet Terminator or
• 36:57
  anyone. Okay, let's have a list of celebrities for girls, Gonzo Wilds.
• 37:02
  Here is your list of five. Paris Hilton, Dave Grohl, Liza
• 37:08
  Manelli, Martin Short, and Hulk Hogan. I feel like Paris Hilton and
• 37:16
  Dave Girl. I don't know why I have these instincts. Let's go with
• 37:21
  those. Let's go with those, We'll go in the order. I feel
• 37:23
  like probably Dave Grol is more likely. Yeah, so we can go for
• 37:29
  a Dave Grol first. Dave Grol is a correct answer. Absolutely. He
• 37:31
  is in the Drumm in with the Yeah, he's in the twenty eleven Muppets,
• 37:36
  The Jess and Seagull. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I feel
• 37:40
  like I didn't see that one, but I feel like Paris Hilton would be
• 37:44
  in that one too, And I don't know if that's something that Matt would
• 37:46
  do. Let's hear the list again. Okay, you got Paris Hilton,
• 37:52
  Liza Manelli, Martin Short, and Hulk Hogan. Do you still want to
• 37:55
  stick with Paris Hilton? R Did anything else stick out to you? Just
• 37:59
  because I got I got one right, and in my mind I had it,
• 38:01
  I had it as though one of these is probably right. Yeah,
• 38:06
  yeah, yeah, let's go with Martin stort I just yeah, what do
• 38:12
  you want to do, Paris Hilton? What do you want to No,
• 38:14
  my instinct, even if Paris Hilton is right, I'm like, oh,
• 38:16
  no, Dave Grohl is right, So Paris Hilton can't be right. That's
• 38:20
  not a rule at all. That's something I'm inventing. But I would feel
• 38:23
  more comfortable going with Martin Short because of my own instinct. All right,
• 38:30
  going with Martin Short. I'm sorry, not Martin Short. But it's also
• 38:34
  not Paris Hilton either, so it doesn't matter one of those it is.
• 38:38
  Yes, it's Hull Hogan and Liza Menelli were the other two? Ah were
• 38:43
  they were? They both in the same movie. Hull Hogan was in Muppets
• 38:46
  from Space as one of the secret agents. Liza Menelli is herself in Muppets
• 38:52
  Take Manhattan in the Celebrities. I knew the whole Hogan one because I'm a
• 38:57
  big old Hogan thing, but not because I'm Muppins fan. It was fresh
• 39:01
  on the nWo stuff, and he was like he had the headband and everything.
• 39:07
  Yes, not a whole kogin wrestling fan, a whole coking Hogan acting
• 39:12
  fan. Oh yeah, suburban commandough. You know that Rocky that he's in,
• 39:19
  Yes, that Rocky that he's in, exactly exactly all right, that
• 39:23
  is the end of round one. Let's ask doctor Bunsen Honeydew to calculate the
• 39:29
  latest scores. He's a smart guy. No eyes, though, so why
• 39:31
  does he need the glasses? Okay, well, we have girls. Gonzo
• 39:37
  Wilder on five points, but Waka walka Fluka are in the lead with seven
• 39:42
  points. All right, can we quit now? Oh no, no,
• 39:47
  don't get me starting on cameos. Dude, if you did a gate Leabers
• 39:51
  on cameos, I'm look quick rivalry check in little quick alan rivalry checking how
• 39:58
  you found I don't let him bother me. You know, I can't take
• 40:05
  much ownership of our lead either, So I'll give him the good old hold.
• 40:08
  I'm gonna sit my hand back because this is my I'll give him the
• 40:10
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• 40:22
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• 41:02
  Fireblazers on say May twenty first Round two is a new game called casting shays
• 41:10
  long because casting couch sounded two gross. For like the tone that we have
• 41:15
  here, especially for a Muppets episode, I don't want to think about those
• 41:20
  two things together. So for this game, I have a list of twelve
• 41:23
  media properties that have not yet been adapted by the Muppets. A key hallmark
• 41:29
  of a Muppet movie is that only one or two characters remain unfeltified. That's
• 41:34
  definitely a word, and the rest are played by Muppets. So in turns,
• 41:38
  players will pick a number between one and twelve. Each number corresponds to
• 41:43
  a media property. The player that selected that number will then state which character
• 41:46
  will remain played by a human and cast an actor in that role. We
• 41:52
  will then go around the rest of the players, who will each cast a
• 41:54
  single Muppet into one of the other roles. Points will be awarded for small
• 42:00
  casting, funny answers, and muppet nonsense. So, Chris, We're gonna
• 42:04
  begin with you on Waka walka flocka for the sake of it being random.
• 42:07
  Pick a number between one and twelve. You know what, go round in
• 42:09
  the middle. Smack dab six. You're going for six. Okay, you
• 42:14
  have Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh way, who would you who would you
• 42:19
  like to stay human? See, I would say I would say just because
• 42:23
  of the character Jack Sparrow, but like, but that would also the way
• 42:29
  he runs that would make such a good Muppet character, just like the fucking
• 42:32
  like flame flailing and whatnot. So I'm gonna say, let's keep let's keep
• 42:38
  Elizabeth as the okay, as the human. Look, we're gonna we're keeping
• 42:44
  Kiera nightly and you keep it herea nightly. That's fair enough. Yeah,
• 42:46
  yeah, it makes sense. Absolutely, I'd like that as a as a
• 42:52
  risk. We'll see how it builds as the Muppet cast builds around. Waka
• 42:55
  Waka Flocka. Who which Muppet are you casting? Dan? Right, that's
• 43:00
  your name, isn't walka Waka Flaca? That's your team name. Now that's
• 43:02
  my new legal name. I changed. It's too good. Which Muppet are
• 43:10
  you casting in which role? Ship? Uh? Of course you have to
• 43:16
  know a Muppet, don't you know? I know some Muppets. I gotta
• 43:21
  no characters. I gotta know characters from Pirates of the Caribbean. That's true,
• 43:28
  Okay, So I know that the Orlando Bloom character is very fancy and
• 43:36
  handsome and all that. So maybe he should be played by like Fonsie Bear.
• 43:42
  Yes, Fozzy Fazzy Bear, right, different, different property, right
• 44:00
  for Gaizy Bird. I do like Fuzzy Bear as well, though. Yeah,
• 44:07
  I think that's a that's a good bit of a juxtaposition that, you
• 44:10
  know. It's a little irony there, you know, all right. I
• 44:14
  want to hear from the other side of the casting Chai's long room, Girl's
• 44:17
  Gone, Girl's gones a wild audre? Who are you? Who you casting?
• 44:22
  And which muppet? Which character you swap him for a buppet? I
• 44:24
  this might be controversial, but I think she would absolutely be so wonderful.
• 44:32
  Yes, I want Miss Piggy as Barbosa. Okay, I want her to
• 44:38
  because Barbosa has such a flair for the dramatic. Yes, crue. She
• 44:45
  can wear a cap with a big feather, that's that is true. She
• 44:47
  can rock there, she can eat an apple, which is funny because she's
• 44:52
  a pig. Pigs have apples in her mouth. Yeah, that's perfect.
• 44:55
  So there's just there's a lot of elements to it that I really you think
• 45:00
  are great. I agree completely. That's that's more good casting can we round
• 45:06
  things out, Trev. Have you got another character and another muppet? Yeah?
• 45:08
  So I was gonna do a Barbo. You're fine, You're fine.
• 45:13
  I like that one. I actually like I had. Let's see, I
• 45:16
  think if I was to cast a Jack Sparrow and given Chris was talking about
• 45:22
  the arms flailing Teeth has long arms that need each a person on each side
• 45:30
  to control them. Oh wow, So and like this is very much a
• 45:36
  Jack Sparrow aesthetic. I feel so doctor Yes teeth flamboyant. Yeah, Doctor
• 45:42
  Teeth would be Jack Sparrow. That is that is perfect. Sorry, Okay,
• 45:46
  casting Chase Long as a team. This is what you have come up
• 45:51
  with. You've come up with a muppet's adaptation of Pirates of the Caribbean,
• 45:54
  which you can do because Disney, you are keeping Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swan.
• 46:00
  Yes, but you are casting Fuzzy as her love interest in Will and
• 46:06
  you have a brave casting choice of Miss Picky as Barbosa to have some uh
• 46:12
  pirate feuding with Doctor Teith as Jack Sparrow. I think everyone gets points there.
• 46:17
  I think I think I'd go see that movie at the box office.
• 46:20
  Yes, I like christ that was not to use the Johnny Depp character because
• 46:25
  I was one to keep you know, so, good job, good job.
• 46:30
  See. Yeah, that's that's definitely the obvious choice. And like and
• 46:32
  it's a very good choice for sure, to go Johnny Depp. It would
• 46:37
  be almost dumb to go here over Johnny Depp. Let's be for real.
• 46:43
  But isn't it like the man I was gonna say, isn't isn't it like?
• 46:49
  I don't know the Muppet movies that well, but isn't that an element
• 46:52
  of the Muppet films is like usually the human is like the straight man.
• 46:58
  Yeah, yeah, it does tend. Yeah, it's the best description of
• 47:04
  it that I've heard is that because the two best actors in Muppet movies,
• 47:08
  I think this is universally agreed upon. It's Michael Kine because he acted in
• 47:13
  Muppet Christmas Carol like all the Muppets were other people that he was acting alongside
• 47:17
  with. And Tim Curry, who did the best job in Muppet Treasure Island
• 47:22
  because he just was a fucking muppet. Yeah, the two ends of the
• 47:29
  spectrum and was closer to the Michael Caine. Yeah, smart, smart casting,
• 47:37
  good logic. Maybe you can use some of that going forward in terms
• 47:38
  of thinking who is the most straight in the pace. Sometimes that straight man
• 47:44
  is a straight woman. Okay, So let's start things off over on the
• 47:51
  Girls Gonzol wild Side this time, Oldra can you pick a number between one
• 47:54
  and twelve? Nine? You're going with nine, okay, simply put one
• 48:00
  of the most popular franchises of the last twenty years, The Avengers, Marvels,
• 48:04
  the Avengers. It's getting muppetified, and again we've landed on a Disney
• 48:09
  one. So this is all possible. Who you keeping want as a human?
• 48:15
  Who's a human? Who's going to stay human? Nick Fury? No,
• 48:22
  that's a good answer, Nick Fury's a good answer. Trying so angry
• 48:28
  all the time, trying to wrangle all those muppets nonsense, muffis all right,
• 48:36
  that's a great start with keeping Samuel Jackson as Nick Fury. Of course.
• 48:39
  Yes, Let's let's find out who's gonna who's gonna be joining Nick Fury,
• 48:45
  Trev Who which superhero would you like to replace with us? So I
• 48:50
  have a question if I pick, if I pick Banner slash Hulk, do
• 48:54
  I get two picks? You absolutely can have two picks. It's the same
• 48:59
  character. So you can two separate muppets. Okay, so my whole is
• 49:01
  going to be Sweetams. It's very much just nice. And then my banner,
• 49:08
  my banner, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with with with Benson
• 49:13
  Benson honey do, Doctor Benson honey do. Yes, yep, it makes
• 49:16
  perfect sense. He's prepacholi green of course, but you know you make up
• 49:22
  with it with a huge, hulking sweet ems. Yeah, good stuff,
• 49:27
  Okay, throwing things over it to Waka walka Fluka Dan? Who you who
• 49:30
  you casting? Uh? Okay, this one feels a little on the nose.
• 49:37
  But because I just am not I don't know enough of the muppets to
• 49:42
  like to do this better, I gotta go with Isn't Sam Sam the Eagle?
• 49:49
  Sam Eagle? He's very patriotic, right, uh huh uh huh,
• 49:52
  So you gotta give him Captain America? Right, Sam Eagle is America.
• 49:58
  I mean I feel a little like that's too obvious, but I feel like,
• 50:01
  also, you gotta do it. Yeah, it's like it'd be iconic,
• 50:06
  right, it's the American one. Everyone forget like Chris Evans, right,
• 50:10
  Like, who's that guy? Literally the only thing that could be more.
• 50:15
  This is American. It's just an eagle. Yes see, there's a
• 50:22
  big freaking eagle coming in even even sexier than Chris Evans as well, which
• 50:27
  quite that's what I'm saying, you know, Yeah, I like that Pick,
• 50:30
  Dan. That was a good job, all right, all right,
• 50:32
  yeah, all right, Chris, can you round us out with a with
• 50:37
  one more muppet casting for Avenges Ship. So there's there's a couple of First
• 50:44
  of all, Dan, that was perfect. I had the exact same thought,
• 50:47
  killed it. Also Tres Picks also so good. I can't remember her
• 50:53
  name Ship. Uh is she a muppet or a sup here? The guitarist
• 51:04
  in the in Doctor Teeth's band, like hippie with the long blonde hair.
• 51:09
  You can help your teammate, Yeah, yeah, teammate, but I love
• 51:14
  that. Yeah something here? Yeah, Uh, Janie is thor because she's
• 51:23
  like she's got the one hair. She's kind of vague and she's just like
• 51:29
  here for like it's just like to help out, man. That would be
• 51:32
  fucking great. I'm sorry, Chris Ham's worth no offense, but female janets
• 51:39
  and movies whenever there's like a crowd of rooms, like crowd of people talking,
• 51:45
  it always stops and she's the last person talking, so that actually kind
• 51:49
  of works. Yes, yeah, exactly. That looks for that all the
• 51:57
  gentle full comedy that is in those movies that every one seems to like.
• 52:01
  All right, well, come in soon to Disney. Plus, apparently we've
• 52:06
  got the Muppets Avengers featuring Samuel Jackson as Nick Fury reprising his role. He
• 52:12
  will be joined by doctor Doctor Bunsen, Honeydew and Sweetams, who are replacing
• 52:16
  that actor who Mark Ruffalo, Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk. We've got cap
• 52:22
  being played by Sam Eagle, which makes so much sense. And rounding things
• 52:27
  out, we have Janis as Thor because long long blonde hair. That's why
• 52:31
  I would have said miss Piggy as a black widow, but that felt a
• 52:37
  little too easy also, so we had to had to diversify a little bit.
• 52:42
  Yeah yeah, yeah. Also, can I say that I picture this
• 52:44
  like a Muppet baby's thing, where like where you know he is like the
• 52:47
  adult is like you only ever see his legs and you know, and they're
• 52:52
  not just like baby versions of the superheroes. Yeah, that'd be so good.
• 53:00
  I'm gonna obviously points to everyone there. I'm I'm gonna throw out an
• 53:02
  extra point to Trev I think for coming up with the hack in that to
• 53:07
  name two muppets in one. Okay, we're gonna stay it on because they
• 53:15
  have a real They got a real thing instead of c G. I hope
• 53:19
  you know, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we'll make this. It
• 53:21
  will be a bargain and not animation. Dude. Win, a muppet is
• 53:32
  laying without being puppeteered, we would call it inanimate, and then when it
• 53:40
  is moving, we would call it animate. I think yeah, I think
• 53:49
  listeners will be falling on both sides of all right, let's let's have two
• 53:53
  more of these. Let's have each of us champion one. I think this
• 53:57
  is a good place to go. So Dan, could you pick a number
• 54:00
  between one and twelve? Please? Yes, I will pick one one.
• 54:06
  Yeah, all right. At number one, we have the Lord of the
• 54:09
  Ring, but make it muppet. So Dan, who you keeping is your
• 54:15
  human? I'm very concerned about Chris's face and also the fact that he has
• 54:20
  like a Lord of the Rings sleeve. I feel like if I fuck this
• 54:23
  up, like I want to do a good job, Chris. I honestly
• 54:30
  don't think there's any wrong choices with this one, there's like, you're good,
• 54:36
  you got this. Don't give the game away, Chris not I hand
• 54:38
  out points to everyone. No, that's just how good both the Muppets and
• 54:44
  Lord of the Rings are. You can't go round all right? So is
• 54:49
  the villain ever the human? Is that ever a thing? I think?
• 54:52
  Yeah? I think so. Okay, I can argue you, John Long,
• 54:57
  John Silva. I'm going to say we're gonna keep Somon as okay,
• 55:02
  human keeping Christopher Lee and sorry, yes, yeah, because I was initially
• 55:07
  gonna say Gandalf, but again felt too easy. So now it's going to
• 55:12
  be a bunch of you know, muppets fighting against you know, Son and
• 55:17
  Soramon, right, Phil, Phil scared? I like it. I like
• 55:22
  that. Yeah, definitely, Sara Man the only human chining away to like
• 55:25
  a human felt eye, Yes, exactly. So, uh, that's that's
• 55:32
  what I'm going with. Oh, lovely stuff, all right, Chris.
• 55:37
  What you're adding on to that? Who's your muppet? I fucking love that,
• 55:39
  by the way, Christopher Lee with a bunch of muppets. I mean,
• 55:44
  he's such a badass anyway, so he fucking nailed it down. I'm
• 55:50
  going to knock out. I'm going to knock out Frodo. I'm going for
• 55:52
  the main character, and I'm gonna go with uh. I think his name
• 55:59
  is Junior the tim Frog. You just have a name, young, He
• 56:06
  does have a name, Rob little Kerrman, Robin, Robert trev God,
• 56:09
  it's Robin? Is it Robin? Oh? Ship? My bad? I
• 56:13
  need to know their names better to know but perfect though. Yeah, I'm
• 56:20
  thinking Robin is frod because you can both like him and and not like him
• 56:28
  very much like fro facts. Are we having Robin slander? Now? You
• 56:36
  know? Hey a song with Halfway up the Stairs? No hatred, no
• 56:43
  hatred. It's just that like, maybe he's a bit much sometimes I'm saying,
• 56:50
  Can I ask an important question here? Can the muppets be resized based
• 56:55
  on their race? Uh, the same way that human are when they act
• 57:00
  in the movies? I think, just like Peter Jackson did, it will
• 57:04
  be the perspective trope. I'll still use the same size puppets. But yeah,
• 57:08
  and you guys know, Peter Jackson made a Muppet movie, right,
• 57:10
  Meet the Feebles. Meet the Feebles, Yeah, Meet the I mean it's
• 57:15
  not official Muppets, but it's Jim Henson. No it's not Jim Henson.
• 57:22
  Oh it's not. It's like there off Broadway, Muppet. Yeah, sure
• 57:29
  much different, watch different movies than more. Okay, Girls, Guns the
• 57:38
  Wild, Trev. Who you adding to this cast? All right? I
• 57:44
  feel like having Robin as Frodo kind of screwed me up for pick we're gonna
• 57:49
  go? I don't know, I don't know the head elf, the head
• 57:53
  elf person their name? Sure? The wise one or the blonde one?
• 58:00
  U the one in the fellowship played in the movie mister Smith from n the
• 58:07
  Leader, Right. I feel like Scooter would make a good oh first Scooter
• 58:16
  reference on the podcast shout shouts out love it. I could see that,
• 58:23
  just like always seems to have like just these random high ranking roles in the
• 58:30
  movies. So yeah, can we just put him in all the Hugo weaving
• 58:34
  roles so we can also make him agents in the matrix Kiati Reeves fighting five
• 58:40
  hundred scooters. Okay, round us out? Who you casting? Oh?
• 58:50
  I am going straight down the line. No curveballs here. Miss Piggy as
• 58:54
  Galatrial every single day. Yeah, lovely stuff makes perfect sense. You can
• 59:01
  imagine her doing the violent queen scene. Oh yeah, she and Cpa.
• 59:07
  Oh she would absolutely kill it. Why does miss Piggy work so well in
• 59:14
  all of these? Like huh, I feel like all of them maybe a
• 59:19
  tiny bit of a stretch, but like miss Piggy is just such a solid
• 59:22
  pick in every single actress, right, Like, isn't that part of her
• 59:25
  bit? You? Right? Yeah? Anytime I haven't picked Miss Piggy,
• 59:30
  it's been like, oh, I can't pick because I did her in the
• 59:35
  first round and I did her this the middle round was intentional because I was
• 59:37
  like, I can't pick for every single one, but you can and you
• 59:43
  did. It. Works points all round again. For what is going to
• 59:47
  be, I'm sure a twelve hour epic, I'm sure they'll do the full
• 59:52
  thing. We have Sarah Man played by the late Christopher Lee reprising his role.
• 59:57
  We've got technology, we can do that here. Robert played by Frodo,
• 1:00:00
  the small little guy, makes a lot of sense that he's the Hobbit
• 1:00:04
  scooter Scooter playing l Rond, which I get, but now I'm just imagining
• 1:00:08
  all the mister Smith's well I'm picturing, but still absolutely works. And yeah,
• 1:00:14
  Piggy Galadriel Queen done lovely stuff. You guys are so good at casting
• 1:00:17
  Muppets. I wish with that one that we could have just like kept going,
• 1:00:22
  just like cast the whole Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's just like
• 1:00:27
  cut recording and let's just the last thing Edione wants this podcast to be is
• 1:00:34
  longer. Okay, we're going to do one final casting chaise long, Trev,
• 1:00:40
  would you like to pick a number between one and twelve? Three?
• 1:00:44
  Oh, good grief. I put this one in as a joke, and
• 1:00:46
  I didn't I was hoping no one would put the JFK assassination well, I
• 1:00:55
  know who Miss Piggy is actual? Yes, so we'll say it's a kind
• 1:01:00
  of like a drama drama series like a watch what you call those series that
• 1:01:05
  are factual? Yeah, like a doctor drama like a yeah, like a
• 1:01:10
  very Muppets have taken a different tone. Okay, yes, so so,
• 1:01:15
  Trev, who who in the the breadth of the JFK assassination that that chapter
• 1:01:22
  of American history? Are you keeping as the human JFK lovely stuff? No
• 1:01:30
  one wants to see a muppets head explodes. Yeah, exactly. I don't
• 1:01:34
  want to hurt any muppets, you know. Once that's true, that's true.
• 1:01:40
  JFK played by JFK. I like it, okay, and Audra,
• 1:01:46
  you have the honor of naming your first Muppet. I'm not gonna pick miss
• 1:01:52
  Piggy, but because I thought of something funnier, I want Beaker to be
• 1:01:58
  Lee Harvey Os. I'm on bold, Yeah, I follow ups. I
• 1:02:08
  will not be taking further questions, all right, I see it? Uh
• 1:02:15
  ten out of ten? Okay, throwing things Ova, so walk a walk
• 1:02:20
  of flakka, Chris, who are you throwing in a Muppet roll here?
• 1:02:24
  Well, you know, you know, you know what fuck it. I'm
• 1:02:30
  gonna say, Rolf as the driver, Ralf the dog is driving. Yeah,
• 1:02:38
  that was a solid look at it makes sense. He's a he's a
• 1:02:43
  chauffeur. Sometimes it just works, you know. I don't make the rules.
• 1:02:49
  He may be a piano player. He he moonlights as a piano player.
• 1:02:52
  But yeah, we'll get sorry, yeah exactly, they'll explore an episode
• 1:02:58
  four Dan round us out. So surely a few more players here. This
• 1:03:04
  is like a little bit broader, not the actual event, right, but
• 1:03:07
  so his vice president was Lyndon Johnson, right, m hmm. Can we
• 1:03:13
  cast animal as Lyndon Johnson? We can, and we do one. I
• 1:03:22
  just feel like he would really just really you know, invest himself in that
• 1:03:28
  role and it would give the right level of like insanity to like all of
• 1:03:32
  what happened. Yeah, crisis manager exactly, exactly. Oh my goodness.
• 1:03:38
  All right, I'm going to run this one down very fast in case I
• 1:03:43
  get deported for coming up this. So JFK remains JFK played by JFK.
• 1:03:49
  Let's bring him back. Lee. Harvey Oswald the the perpetrator allegedly depending on
• 1:03:55
  whose story you believe. He's played by Baker because of is Rolf is the
• 1:04:00
  driver. Nothing needs to be said about that, It just makes sense.
• 1:04:03
  And the vice president soon to be President, Lyndon B. Johnson is played
• 1:04:10
  by Animal. Yeah. I think I think this goes without saying. But
• 1:04:15
  but obviously miss Piggy is Jackie. Yeah. I wanted to say that at
• 1:04:20
  first, but I felt like it's already that's a given, you know,
• 1:04:25
  like that's absolutely I like him feeling for Miss Piggy right now, Like I'm
• 1:04:31
  so sad for her in a way I never really great action. Oh no,
• 1:04:39
  her in her en roll right as Jackie, I'm just like her,
• 1:04:43
  like falling over her dead husband with you know, oh yeah, it just
• 1:04:47
  but even the blood coming from JFK can be felt as well. To keep
• 1:04:51
  yes, yeah, to keep this twelve part gritty HBO series kid friendly.
• 1:04:57
  Yeah, and I also feel like Animal has a press president would do better
• 1:05:00
  than the last couple presidents we've had to deal with. So yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:03
  for sure I'd vote for Animal. Yeah yeah, Animal. That is
• 1:05:12
  the end of the round. Let's ask the Swedish chef to calculate the latest
• 1:05:15
  scores. His xenophobic accent is why I'll never be able to respect anyone from
• 1:05:19
  Sweden. Okay, we have girls Gones are Wild are on fourteen points.
• 1:05:28
  They're catching up on Waka Waka Flakka, who are on fifteen points. All
• 1:05:31
  right, okay, Round three next, I can skip the commercials for you
• 1:05:35
  if you pass me the remote. The goat the remote. Oh sorry,
• 1:05:44
  I all right, We'll be back. Round three is our game that looks
• 1:05:55
  at the weird and the wonderful from the world of merchandising, and it's called
• 1:05:59
  merched. In this game, our teams will each have a list of muppets
• 1:06:02
  merchandise where they must guess if the next item is listed for higher or lower
• 1:06:08
  than the previous item in the list. But we're not talking r RP.
• 1:06:12
  That would be too logical. No, our two lists are from Etsy dot
• 1:06:15
  com and Facebook Marketplace genuine items for sale. I'll read the listings for beatim.
• 1:06:21
  You're just trying to guess the average asking price of your fellow humans.
• 1:06:27
  This is the game where you, guys, did you did this on Twilight?
• 1:06:30
  Right? And there was like a Twilight dildo or something? Not quite
• 1:06:36
  got the Muppet still well, too difficult to clean, too much felt you
• 1:06:46
  need to need to hand other hands to make it work. Okay, So,
• 1:06:55
  girls, gones are wild as you are just a little bit behind.
• 1:06:59
  I will you have the choice. Would you like the Etsy list or the
• 1:07:01
  Facebook marketplace list? I don't you feel most confident they're both wild? I
• 1:07:09
  would probably say Etsy because I shop on Etsy more than I shop on Facebook
• 1:07:13
  Marketplace. Let's go Etsy. Let's lock in for the Etsy list. Your
• 1:07:16
  first item, which you're just gonna throw out, how much you think it's
• 1:07:19
  listed for. I'll give you points based on how close you get to it,
• 1:07:23
  and from there we'll just go higher or lower. So your first item
• 1:07:27
  The Muppet movie nineteen seventy nine original movie poster, some creases unframed, some
• 1:07:32
  creases. I don't so how much would how much would you pay for the
• 1:07:39
  Muppet Movie nineteen seventy nine original movie poster? Some creases unframed to me,
• 1:07:45
  that's priceless for the purpose of Etsy. Twenty five. Yeah, I can
• 1:07:50
  go with that. I can go I can get down with that. I
• 1:07:53
  would think fifteen would be fair, But on Etsy, we'll say twenty five
• 1:07:57
  thirty around there, all right, Yes, that kind of thinking will help
• 1:08:00
  you with the Etsy list. But it's actually way higher than twenty five.
• 1:08:04
  It's one hundred and twenty five, one hundred and twenty five dollars. Original
• 1:08:10
  movie poster, some creases. Imagine if there were minimal creases three hundred,
• 1:08:16
  you wouldn't sell it. It would give it into this priceless all right,
• 1:08:21
  So your your number is one hundred and twenty five dollars. So we're going
• 1:08:25
  higher, lwer than that set of three Muppet Christmas Carol Halloween yard decorations four
• 1:08:30
  feet tall, sturdy, rigid PVC. It's going to be higher, right,
• 1:08:35
  because there's four. You have to guess the number. You don't have
• 1:08:39
  to guess the number with that, it's going to be just higher or lower.
• 1:08:41
  It's going to be higher. I'd say higher war four four feet tall
• 1:08:45
  feet yeah, higher higher. If these are not higher, this is a
• 1:08:50
  bargain. It is indeed higher, it's higher. It's high. It's three
• 1:08:56
  hundred and twenty five. Give me that link if they're onunder one twenty five.
• 1:09:01
  Yeah, all right, you're three hundred and twenty five dollars? Is
• 1:09:06
  your number? Here is your next item? Doctor teeth plush replica, full
• 1:09:11
  size doll. Not a puppet. It says that in all caps. Yeah,
• 1:09:15
  so it's not a puppets, just full size, full size, full
• 1:09:20
  size. Higher. I still would say higher. You're saying higher, it's
• 1:09:26
  going to be high. I mean it depends on the craftsmanship. If it's
• 1:09:29
  well crafted. Higher, and I think that we're going to know how well
• 1:09:33
  crafted is whether it is higher or lower. I would let's go higher,
• 1:09:39
  full size. I want to go higher full size. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:42
  yeah, Trev's got some knowledge here from muppets on the secondhand market. Maybe
• 1:09:45
  it's it's it is higher. It's three hundred and seventy five dollars. You
• 1:09:50
  would have gues want to share that link real quick, I want to drop
• 1:09:56
  the link in the chat. They looked they looked really well made. To
• 1:09:59
  be fair, if you've if you've got the money and that's what you want,
• 1:10:01
  it's uh, they looked pretty well made. That's cool. So three
• 1:10:04
  hundred and seventy five is your number. Here is your next item. Beaker
• 1:10:09
  Giants Cosplay costume head massive. What it does say massive like a massive head,
• 1:10:17
  but then it could be like I can't yeah, I can't show you
• 1:10:20
  pictures as part of the round, but I will say it was way bigger
• 1:10:24
  than your head track. They're saying massive, but it is just the head.
• 1:10:30
  Yes, so I've seen there actually is photographic evidence of me holding someone
• 1:10:36
  up wearing a Beaker head. I wish I could find it, and I
• 1:10:41
  had my glasses on, so I look like a ridiculous Benson. Honeydew.
• 1:10:46
  Can you read the list? You got to go off of what there's like,
• 1:10:49
  how they're righting? Yeah, yeah, yeah, how are they wording
• 1:10:54
  this beak a giant cosplay costume head massive and this is handmade? Was on
• 1:11:00
  Etsy? Right? So yeah, something on Etsy are handmade. Some of
• 1:11:03
  them are not. I think based on what it is, I don't think
• 1:11:06
  that this is I think this has got to be a handmade item. My
• 1:11:11
  instinct says lower, because if you're gonna buy a costume costplay Benson head massive,
• 1:11:19
  if you're going to buy that and you're going to spend more than three
• 1:11:21
  hundred and seventy five dollars, I'd make it Benson. I think for like
• 1:11:28
  two speaker Baker. This changes everything. I just want to make that right.
• 1:11:34
  Yeah, but I'm going to make it myself for two hundred dollars and
• 1:11:39
  eighty hours of my life. So you want to go lower? Where that's
• 1:11:45
  my instinct? Seven three seven five? Yeah, yeah, but let's go.
• 1:11:53
  I'm going to I'm going to follow you on this one. I think
• 1:11:55
  lower. Okay, my apologies if I'm wrong, that's all. But let's
• 1:11:58
  find out. Yeah, going lower. Yeah, it is lower. It's
• 1:12:01
  one hundred and forty five dollars and thirty seven cents. Very specific. That
• 1:12:08
  must be a cheap looking head. It didn't. It didn't look as good
• 1:12:13
  as the doctor taste. I'll say that. Okay, you're at one hundred
• 1:12:16
  and forty five thirty seven. Here's your next item, Statler and Waldorf Muppet
• 1:12:20
  door knockers lower. Oh wait where are we at one forty five thirty five?
• 1:12:26
  Is what it was? One forty five thirty seven. We've got to
• 1:12:29
  get that two cents, right, I think lower their door knockers, Yeah,
• 1:12:33
  yeah, Oh I do want to these these, I genuinely do want
• 1:12:36
  to look at you. Go you're going lower, let's go lower. This
• 1:12:41
  one's higher, but only just it's one hundred and fifty dollars for the pair.
• 1:12:45
  Oh, seventy five bucks, apop. Anybody want to split? Oh
• 1:12:49
  okay, that's what everyone. I thought you were going to go up to,
• 1:12:56
  like thirty eight cents. Thirty seven cents. That would be so cruel
• 1:13:04
  if it was listed like that, I mean, that would mean too good
• 1:13:08
  to be true. Okay, your final one. And maybe this is a
• 1:13:12
  bit of Facebook marketplace leaking into Etsy here, but this listing was too good
• 1:13:17
  to pass up. So your number is one hundred and fifty dollars. Here
• 1:13:20
  is your final item. Cassio EP ten and EP twenty, set of two
• 1:13:26
  Muppet keyboards, brackets, dirty keys, dirty key, dirty keys, dirty
• 1:13:32
  two cass some pretty pretty dirty keys two So two Cassio Muppet keyboards. Vintage
• 1:13:43
  toys. Vintage toys. Yes, this is a tricky one. Where are
• 1:13:50
  we at for price? We're at one, you're at one fifty. I'm
• 1:13:57
  going to go high. I think I don't know. I think it's going
• 1:13:59
  to be wrong. Yeah, vintage like vintage toys and like those kids vintage.
• 1:14:06
  It's dirty like vintage and muppets. I feel like there is a higher
• 1:14:12
  possibility here, saying higher. Yeah, it is higher. It is three
• 1:14:15
  hundred dollars for these dirty keys. Not only is it higher than one fifty
• 1:14:20
  for both of them, it is one fifty each. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:25
  it's uh yeah, I mean you can. I'll send you the links if
• 1:14:28
  you want them, if you want those dirty Cassio key boats, but that
• 1:14:30
  one I'll pass. All right, good stuff. I think you got most
• 1:14:33
  of those right there. I think you got like four out of five of
• 1:14:38
  the Highers and Highers and lowers that ask. Good stuff. What do you
• 1:14:40
  mean you think, Matt? You need to know you're the game? Oh
• 1:14:43
  yeah, well I written I've written it to Okay. That's what it's like.
• 1:14:46
  This game is too close for you to be Whenever I'm on, Dan's
• 1:14:51
  the villain, but look it's really him. He's the one. It all
• 1:15:00
  comes to light, all right, walka waka flakka. Here is your list
• 1:15:04
  from Facebook Marketplace. You're happy with that, You're happy to have Facebook marketplace.
• 1:15:08
  I feel like it's so weird. That's a weird space. Weird in
• 1:15:12
  a very different way from Etsy. I'm more of an Etsy girl. But
• 1:15:15
  it's fine, Like this is gonna be like moms or like Grandma's. Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  certainly the prices are not going to get as high. So's let's start
• 1:15:28
  with your first item. Make a guess. If you're roughly close, i'll
• 1:15:30
  give you points. Comit the Frog nineteen ninety one. Pez Dispenser used,
• 1:15:35
  how used we talking again? Dirty key? The fact that somebody posted this
• 1:15:42
  and didn't just throw it away in the case they think it has value,
• 1:15:48
  Pas Dispenser. People look no hate, but they're intense. Yeah, that's
• 1:15:54
  all I'll say. It's true. It's like used, did they put their
• 1:15:59
  mouth on it? Like? What were they making out with it? You
• 1:16:01
  know, getting the peas out, you know, exactly getting all of I've
• 1:16:05
  got to I've got to kiss Kermie in order to no man, what do
• 1:16:13
  you think of Dan Oh Jesus Christ? Like thirty? Yeah? I was
• 1:16:17
  gonna say like ten, but uh I don't know, maybe thirty. Like
• 1:16:23
  we get split the difference, we can go twenty twenty. Yeah, why
• 1:16:27
  not you go in twenty. I'm I'm glad you split the difference so I
• 1:16:30
  don't have to give you points, because I might have had to if you'd
• 1:16:31
  have gone with Dan's ten. It's it's eight dollars is the answer, and
• 1:16:36
  I don't want to give us points. Matt, what's that about? The
• 1:16:40
  main reason is because I left when Chris said thirty. Oh yeah, someone
• 1:16:43
  would thirty dollars for a Pez dispace. Hey, hey, that's what I
• 1:16:46
  mean. Pez dispenser people are intense. Okay, true, they were the
• 1:16:50
  fun call people of the twentieth century. I understand. But Dan was absolutely
• 1:16:56
  right on that one. I'm so sorry I fucked you Olver. That's okay,
• 1:17:00
  five five items to work through. That was a dagger to my heart.
• 1:17:05
  So eight dollars is your number? Is this next item? Higher or
• 1:17:10
  lower? Four sealed DVDs of The Muppets Christmas Carol. That's all the same
• 1:17:16
  movie, four copies, same less saled but sealed too close to home from
• 1:17:25
  a house that gets of multiple DVDs. You know, yeah, I get
• 1:17:30
  it. Yep. Probably lower Oh really you thinking? I don't know,
• 1:17:32
  what were you thinking? You were right the last time, so I'll let
• 1:17:35
  you well, I don't know. I just feel like they're sealed, which
• 1:17:39
  makes it again feel like somebody thinks that these have value, right or else
• 1:17:43
  why would they tell us they're sealed? So if they want five bucks apiece
• 1:17:46
  for him, that puts us at twenty bucks absolutely great points. I'm gonna
• 1:17:51
  say, I'm gonna guess higher. You are right with that? Yep?
• 1:17:56
  Yeah right, going higher? It's not it's lower. We're way off,
• 1:18:00
  Craig. Yeah, weird. You can pick up four sealed copies of the
• 1:18:05
  Muppets Christmas Carol on DVD for three dollars. Send me send me that Facebook
• 1:18:13
  market Place can suck my dick. Okay, I think that's one of the
• 1:18:16
  things that you can offer on Facebook markets higher or lower? Three dollars?
• 1:18:25
  Surprisingly lower? How about for those four sealed DVDs? Eve? The new
• 1:18:36
  Craigs list is Facebook Marketplace always has been. Okay, the next item in
• 1:18:44
  the list, So where are we at now? Three dollars? You're at
• 1:18:46
  three dollars. So if you feel like you've done badly so far, maybe
• 1:18:49
  there's only one direction this could go. But the Muppet Swedish Chef action figure
• 1:18:56
  with accessories, I mean that's priceless. It's gotta be higher, right,
• 1:19:01
  many lower than three dollars? Like who's going on Facebook and going, you
• 1:19:05
  know what? I should sell something for two dollars. That will definitely be
• 1:19:09
  worth the time it took me to post this. You see, you're saying
• 1:19:15
  higher than higher than three for this. I agree it is. We're going
• 1:19:19
  to I knew there was only way one way this one could go, So
• 1:19:23
  we're going all the way up to forty dollars okay, okay, honestly free
• 1:19:29
  if it was free? Yeah, yeah, do you have free listings on
• 1:19:33
  here? No? That would there'd be an interesting game, wouldn't it if
• 1:19:38
  we just played it with all free list things. Is it high? Is
• 1:19:40
  it higher or lower? Guess what? It's free? Yeah, you have
• 1:19:44
  to tell us if it's free. That's the law, just like if you're
• 1:19:47
  a cop, tell us that's all right. So, yeah, you're at
• 1:19:51
  forty dollars for that Swedish Chef action figure. So is this next item higher
• 1:19:57
  or lower than? Forty? Sigma Taste se to miss Piggy Face head mugs
• 1:20:02
  set of two. You just said a bunch of words like that wasn't a
• 1:20:08
  thing. This is how it's listed. So someone was drunk and decided to
• 1:20:12
  post their shit on Facebook, Miss piggy Face head Mugs something about stigma.
• 1:20:19
  Yeah, see fifteen dollars a piece is what is. What comes is what
• 1:20:25
  shoots out to me of what a reasonable person would say for that or would
• 1:20:30
  request for this, and even that reasonable is a very generous word. What
• 1:20:38
  do you What do you think? So you're thinking lower, I'm thinking lower.
• 1:20:42
  I am also leaning toward lower. We're probably wrong, but it feels
• 1:20:45
  like that should be lower. It should If anything, even if we're wrong,
• 1:20:50
  it should be lower. We're stand on principle and say that's what it
• 1:20:57
  should be. I respect you staying with your principle. It is lower.
• 1:21:01
  Yeah, it is twenty dollars is what this is listed as? All right?
• 1:21:05
  Thank god? Yeah, I looked it up. Sigma Taste Setter is
• 1:21:10
  like a brand that makes shaped plates and cups and mugs and trays and whatnot.
• 1:21:18
  I look that up. Okay, is that what all the Sigma males
• 1:21:21
  are into? Is that what they've been they've been trying all the taste the
• 1:21:25
  taste set of things. That's what they talk about. It's piggy vases,
• 1:21:28
  got yeah, got yeah. I always wondered what they were about. Turns
• 1:21:30
  out they collect porcelain these much to become a sigma hell yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:36
  So you're a you're at twenty dollars at the moment. Here is your next
• 1:21:40
  item. Toy nineteen nineties vintage toy. Muppets see and say toy. Oh
• 1:21:45
  see, and say, is that the spinny thing? So I think that's
• 1:21:50
  what it is. Yeah, I think you're right, and what you're what
• 1:21:54
  you're did it say it gives a decade? It says nineteen nineties, vintage,
• 1:22:00
  vintage the nineties. Yeah, they didn't write the word vintage in there,
• 1:22:04
  though they did. They did. We've got toy toy nineties. It
• 1:22:08
  was it's hard to tell because they've written toy so many times. Toy.
• 1:22:12
  It's a toy. Toy nineteen nineties vintage toy. Muppit see and say toy.
• 1:22:16
  They want to make sure that we know it's not the actual one.
• 1:22:18
  It's the toy one. Yes, because they don't want anyone thinking they're getting
• 1:22:23
  a serious c and say this is the toy. Sence they said vintage,
• 1:22:30
  which makes me feel like they think that it's like collectible. Yeah, more
• 1:22:38
  than twenty dollars. Yeah, we we go in higher. I don't know
• 1:22:43
  how what's your feeling? You see? Fuck, cns can go anywhere between
• 1:22:48
  five cents and sale. You know what I mean is, though, is
• 1:22:55
  the goddamn wild West. I don't understand. None of this makes sense to
• 1:22:59
  me. Yeah, it's a wild world. Fuck you guys forget taking Etsy
• 1:23:02
  first of all, I know, sorry, because everything on Etsy they think
• 1:23:06
  is valuable. Yeah, whereas like aunt may we'll just go on to Facebook
• 1:23:13
  and just post dirty socks for fifty cents. You know, pisses off Spider
• 1:23:17
  Man exactly. I can't have people coming to our house all the time.
• 1:23:26
  If you're gonna leave these socks around. Peter, I'm gonna sell them on
• 1:23:29
  Facebook. He's like, no, sell them on Etsy. They can say
• 1:23:33
  that vintage if we if we don't know where to go, I do have
• 1:23:38
  a coin we could flip for it. Well why not? Why not?
• 1:23:41
  Let's do it all? Right? Heads or tails? U higher or lower?
• 1:23:45
  Heads? Heads higher? Right? Yeah? Yeah, I'm not even
• 1:23:49
  on your team, but I was like, heads is higher. That feels
• 1:23:53
  right, it's higher, all right, you're saying higher than twenty You've left
• 1:23:56
  it the coin. The coin is not let you down. It's the rash
• 1:24:00
  Yes, witter coin some D and D dice shouts out to Siri love this
• 1:24:10
  stuff. Also coin to your witcher. Yeah, okay, your final item,
• 1:24:15
  thirty dollars is your number, the final item in your list talking and
• 1:24:20
  singing. Elmo no longer responds to tickling or squeezing, no face, no
• 1:24:30
  skin. Have you ever seen the videos of the of the tickle me elmos
• 1:24:39
  with no fur drink? Oh? Don't look those up unless you want to
• 1:24:43
  have nightmares. Oh gosh, I watched how it's made with like baby dogs.
• 1:24:51
  That was terrificed. Really scary yet yeah, oh gosh. Also like,
• 1:24:57
  did they say no longer response, Yes, because they don't say it
• 1:25:02
  no longer feels it just no longer has any responses for you. It's a
• 1:25:09
  terrifying wilting. It's got to be lower, right, If it's no longer
• 1:25:13
  works anymore. The audicity of posting this makes you. That's the only thing
• 1:25:18
  that gives me pause. I mean, it's got to be lower. It's
• 1:25:24
  gotta be again. We're going to stand on principle here, right, we're
• 1:25:26
  going lower. All right, you're staying lower than thirty. It is lower
• 1:25:30
  than thirty. But someone is still selling this for twenty five dollars. That
• 1:25:33
  person needs to be on a watch list. So talks. It just doesn't
• 1:25:42
  respond to you like it talks about it exactly. Yeah, that's what it
• 1:25:45
  seems like. It talks. It's safe. Probably paid twenty five for that
• 1:25:48
  just to put it in someone's house and just too Yeah, it needs to
• 1:25:54
  go in a box like Annabelle. You know, do not break box.
• 1:25:59
  I mean you guys or family, you could do that to each other.
• 1:26:00
  I'm just saying, yeah, oh do you just wait, trev I'll be
• 1:26:04
  in your neighborhood tomorrow. I'm forgiving your keys. You're not getting any keys.
• 1:26:09
  Yeah, alright, that is the end of round three. Let's ask
• 1:26:15
  the count to calculate the latest scores. Wait a second, he's he's not
• 1:26:18
  a Capital M muppet. He's from Sesame Street. Get him out of here.
• 1:26:23
  The scores pretty much unchanged there. I think you both did equally well
• 1:26:27
  in your lists. We now have Girls guns a Wild on eighteen points and
• 1:26:31
  Waka Waka Flocka on nineteen points right, but everything can change in the quick
• 1:26:38
  fire around. Hate the quick fire around. It's all chaos. We're saying,
• 1:26:42
  really gonez a wild this next round because I'm so bad at buzzing in?
• 1:26:48
  Can I just like I did a shirt lift motion for anyone listening,
• 1:26:56
  it'll probably get my attention. That's you can lift your top up as well,
• 1:27:03
  Chris, Now, okay, but before we get to the quick fire
• 1:27:11
  around, let's talk prizes. This episode star prize. It's the concept of
• 1:27:15
  dreaming. Jim Henson was a big believer in dreaming, but he was awake
• 1:27:18
  when he made the Muppets, so basically, just stay awake. But our
• 1:27:23
  winning team will also receive talking and singing Elmo no longer response to tickle up.
• 1:27:30
  Next is our crucial quick fire around. But sometimes you have to give
• 1:27:34
  in to corporations in order to fund the creative thing you enjoy doing. And
• 1:27:40
  with that is our final set of ads. Our final quick fire around will
• 1:27:49
  test your broader pop culture knowledge and it's called why is your hand up my
• 1:27:54
  ass? In this game, I will give our players clues to a puppet
• 1:27:59
  from pop culture history, not muppets, just puppets, exclusively non muppet X.
• 1:28:06
  There may be one or two other Henson in there, but not Muppet.
• 1:28:13
  Okay, iconically, I'll say I'll say that much. I'll give you
• 1:28:16
  clues to those puppets in the style of Kermit introducing them as a guest on
• 1:28:20
  The Muppet Show. Hello everybody, we got a great guest for you tonight.
• 1:28:25
  Hello Everybody'll that'll do well? Yeah, that's all right, I like
• 1:28:29
  it. Thank you. Oh and there's of course the classic gate Leapers twist.
• 1:28:31
  You need you need to say waka waka after you name your puppets.
• 1:28:35
  If you don't say waka waka after the correct answer, I cannot give you
• 1:28:40
  the points. So we had to say waka waka before and after, right,
• 1:28:44
  What if we just yeah, you know what? Yeah. I didn't
• 1:28:48
  even think about that as in relation to this, because I wrote this three
• 1:28:51
  days ago. We say slacker buzz in and then and it with waka waka.
• 1:28:59
  I love it. It's gonna sound like poetry, I reckon. So
• 1:29:05
  it's quick fire you buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice
• 1:29:09
  that now, Ganza Flucker. Yeah, we say Gonzo, yeah Flacker versus
• 1:29:15
  Gonzo. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do? And here's an example.
• 1:29:19
  Hell, everybody, we got a great guest for you tonight. Strings can't
• 1:29:23
  hold this guy down. He'll grow six inches and show you he's a Yes,
• 1:29:28
  Chris Pinocchio Walker Walker, one hundred percent. That's exactly how you do
• 1:29:32
  it. You don't need to do it in the muffet voice like I am.
• 1:29:34
  But if you, if you join in, I'll feel less alone.
• 1:29:39
  That'd be super sick. No, you can interrupt me at any point,
• 1:29:48
  but I will start the tim Let's go. Hell, everybody, our guest
• 1:29:51
  tonight is a Jedi master. He's green. I think that's gonna be Flaker.
• 1:29:58
  I think it's gonna be Danne with Flucker Yoda. It is indeed Yoda.
• 1:30:01
  That is a point. That's a Henson guy, right, Yeah,
• 1:30:04
  yeah, that's that might be the that might be the only Henson. Hell,
• 1:30:08
  everybody, our guest for you tonight is a real killer. But don't
• 1:30:12
  let this doll fool you. He started. Yes, I think I think
• 1:30:15
  that's going to be Dan again, although I do worry that Trev might have
• 1:30:19
  some lag compared to everyone else, so I will account for that. But
• 1:30:24
  it's probably Dan still on this one. It was Dan on this wa waka.
• 1:30:29
  It is Chucky. It absolutely is Chucky. Who. Hell, everybody,
• 1:30:32
  our guest tonight is an alien from the planet Melmac. He's been referenced
• 1:30:38
  so much. Yes, trev Alf waca waka, it is indeed Alf wacka
• 1:30:45
  waka. Good stuff. It's a man in a costume, but that's okay.
• 1:30:49
  Hell, everybody, our guest for you tonight is a bit of a
• 1:30:53
  puzzle. He likes riding tricycles, but also watching people die. I think
• 1:30:58
  ask going to be trev Uh Billy from Saw. It was his name Billy,
• 1:31:03
  right, Billy, his name Billy. I said, I'm so sorry.
• 1:31:13
  I don't think you said wackawaka in time. I've gotta I've got to
• 1:31:15
  be pedantic and say that, say that I didn't. But that's the correct
• 1:31:18
  answer has been said. So I'm going to move on to the next day.
• 1:31:21
  That was I wasn't thinking. No, there are so many things.
• 1:31:28
  It's because I'm a dick. Hello, everybody, our guest tonight is the
• 1:31:31
  original TV puppet. You couldn't move for this guy on TV in the nineteen
• 1:31:35
  fifties, and his name literally means hello. So without further ado, it's
• 1:31:44
  come on, Americans, flaka. Yes, Dan, we don't lose points
• 1:31:48
  for this, right if I no, no, no, no, Howdy
• 1:31:51
  Dudy waka waka it is indeed, how do yes? Oh shit, there
• 1:31:59
  we go. Hell, everybody, our guest tonight took Springfield by storm.
• 1:32:04
  He's so funny. He put Krusty the clown out of the job. He's
• 1:32:09
  had enough of you. Little s O b s. It's yes, Chris
• 1:32:14
  Sideshow Bob walka waka. It's not side show Bob. Not a puppet.
• 1:32:19
  Not a puppet. Oh puppet from the Simpsons is Oh shit, No,
• 1:32:28
  We're gonna pass pass on this one. It's Gabbo Gabo from the Simpsons.
• 1:32:35
  Okay, but the Simpsons are animated, so they're puppets. Right. I
• 1:32:43
  hate you so much. Hell, everybody, our guest tonight is sure to
• 1:32:48
  give you goose bumps. Just make sure you don't say the words Kau Mario,
• 1:32:53
  Dona, Loma, Malunu, Kurahu. Oh god, he's here,
• 1:32:57
  is he? Yes? Dan? Oh ship, I hope this is right.
• 1:33:01
  Uh. Slappy waka waka It is indeed Slappy the dummy from Dooce Bumps.
• 1:33:09
  Good stuff. I don't know puppets for the puppet I just didn't know
• 1:33:15
  the name. Goosebumps is a little you know, a little too uh.
• 1:33:17
  I have to hide that book from my kids. It's too scary. Hell,
• 1:33:23
  Everybody, our guest tonight is an Australian stand up comedian whose latest special,
• 1:33:27
  felt Topia, is streaming now on YouTube. Maybe you saw his thumbnail
• 1:33:31
  thanks to S E O S while researching this very episode that you're on right
• 1:33:35
  now. No, no one else got it? Yes, Chris, something
• 1:33:42
  about Jeff Dunham waka waka. It's not anything to do with Jeff Dunham.
• 1:33:48
  I forgot he existed. You're not wrong forgetting Gonzo. Yes, so does
• 1:33:57
  Nick Mohammad WakaWaka do anything with puppet He doesn't. But I get what you're
• 1:34:01
  going for the He is quite a muppet like like character. No, this
• 1:34:05
  is Randy. Feltface is a has been going as a stand up comedian for
• 1:34:11
  the last fifteen twenty years. I slowly forgot about felt Face. All right,
• 1:34:15
  we got three more of these to go. Let's see it goes.
• 1:34:16
  Hell, are everybody our guests tonight are the original Puppet show characters. Let's
• 1:34:21
  hope a crocodile doesn't steal their sausages. Or whatever happens in their sixteenth century
• 1:34:27
  fair ground side shoe. It's waka or flaka, Yes, Dn, Marionettes
• 1:34:34
  walka waka? Is I appreciate the guests? It's not Marionette's Okay, I
• 1:34:41
  think I don't know what the name is. I'll just gonzo. Is it?
• 1:34:45
  The ones that are in a Santa Claus but they're in the background,
• 1:34:47
  but they're based on other puppets and they like hit each other. It names
• 1:34:57
  mind is so fucking just say it. Ted, It's not that I knew
• 1:35:02
  that. And Jojo isn't that at all? They're like a group mon pap
• 1:35:13
  Yeah. On this one as well, it's Punch and Judy, Punch and
• 1:35:18
  Judy. It was right there. I was like so close to that.
• 1:35:25
  They're just getting more obscure as well. Let's just see, let's fucking go.
• 1:35:28
  Hell, everybody, our guest tonight is spending some time away from the
• 1:35:30
  hand of mister Garrison. He's a hand puppet who acts as a pejorative satire.
• 1:35:36
  Yes, Chris, is it mister hand waka waka is indeed? Yes,
• 1:35:43
  Hell, everybody. Our guests tonight are a trio of surreal performers.
• 1:35:47
  Their roommates. It's weird. Don't hug me, I'm scared. It's oh,
• 1:35:53
  I don't know what they're I don't know their name either, could you
• 1:35:56
  if you describe them? You know, downe buzzday and I'm sorry uldra Oh,
• 1:36:00
  I don't know. I was just gonna say, don't hug me,
• 1:36:03
  I'm scared. Walk gonzo. Yes, there's the big really tall, like
• 1:36:11
  all red guy with the brown and then guys. There's the one and he's
• 1:36:15
  yellow and he has the blue stringy hair, yellow guy, and then there's
• 1:36:19
  I think there's a little one, and there's the little guy, green and
• 1:36:23
  green guy. Yes, red guy, yellow guy and green guy. Don't
• 1:36:26
  hug me, I'm scared. Good stuff. No points, no points.
• 1:36:33
  Sure, I'm sorry you didn't. You didn't say waka walka. I'm like,
• 1:36:38
  okay, quick before the buzzut so we can get to the finals.
• 1:36:43
  Hell, everybody, our guest tonight is from a street close to the heart
• 1:36:45
  of Jim Henson's studios. They're a muppet with a lower case M, but
• 1:36:49
  they're the me of sesame. Nobody tickle him. It's I think that was
• 1:36:57
  christ first, it was uh Elmo. Waka waka it is indeed Almo to
• 1:37:03
  round it out. Yeah, rocked, We absolutely got rocked. Those were
• 1:37:12
  obscure off. What threw me off was my lag on the first one.
• 1:37:16
  The first one I knew I beat Dan. But yeah, I think the
• 1:37:21
  tape will absolve you, Trev. I absolutely think it. I think that
• 1:37:27
  you said that before, but ultimately it may not have affected the final But
• 1:37:30
  before we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank all of our
• 1:37:33
  players. You've all been like a movie write your own ending, keep believing,
• 1:37:38
  keep pretending, all that good stuff. Dan, you are the host
• 1:37:42
  of the movie seller. Of course, what have you got going on to
• 1:37:44
  the mom You've got the ten at ten series. That's a fantastic series.
• 1:37:46
  Yeah. Yeah, So we're doing a couple different things, are you know.
• 1:37:49
  Primary thing is our free Fridays where every fresh we just bang out short
• 1:37:55
  episodes of free content that you can watch on things like to Be Your where
• 1:38:00
  you don't have to pay any kind of you know, fees, And then
• 1:38:04
  I mentioned shows like the like this great show that people can listen to for
• 1:38:10
  free on streaming platforms over the weekend. We also do ten at ten where
• 1:38:15
  we bring guests on and we have them answer a ten question survey on the
• 1:38:19
  types of movies that they like, not a quiz, just you know what
• 1:38:23
  you're into. So yeah, we're doing that too. If anybody wants to
• 1:38:27
  join, please hit me up. We're on Instagram and Facebook at the movie
• 1:38:30
  Seller. Nice. Nice. I'll put links to those in the in the
• 1:38:33
  show notes. Do check out The Movie Seller. Ten at ten is a
• 1:38:36
  fantastic series. I love podcasts with a famat. Well. We've just lived
• 1:38:41
  this, so I love what There's a little bit of structure there and you
• 1:38:44
  can kind of follow along and stuff. Yeah, it's good stuff. I
• 1:38:46
  like it too. I also like that I don't have to do any of
• 1:38:48
  the work. I leave it up to my guests to do all the work.
• 1:38:50
  Yes, yeah, it's a good strategy. Should it should? I
• 1:38:55
  got you guys to write all these questions. Trev, thanks so much for
• 1:39:00
  playing with us for the first time. Man, you're a fantastic guess.
• 1:39:02
  Thank you. This was awesome. I hope I get to come back some
• 1:39:04
  day. Oh that'd be brilliant. So we can hear some more different muppets
• 1:39:09
  impressions. But for now, I'm going to ask you a chat about the
• 1:39:12
  struggling Artist Podcast, a fantastic podcast featuring relaxed conversations championing usually musicians, but
• 1:39:17
  you've had other creatives on there as well. Hey still Matt here in the
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  edit room post very post recording. As you might have heard towards the end,
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  we were having some issues with Trev's audio. I definitely think it was
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  the program that we used to record, as Trev sounded great on the call,
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  but it broke up a lot and kind of crunched the audio while Trev
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  was talking about the Struggling Artist Podcast, and I didn't think that was very
• 1:39:43
  fair on Trev and all of the great work he does over at that podcast.
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  So instead, I'm going to use the combination of his words and my
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  words to tell you all about the Struggling Artist Podcast. For the most part,
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  on the podcast, Trev gets to talk to all of the musicians that
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  he loves, listening to lots of independent artists, local bands, and they'll
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  have conversations about their process, about life, about struggles, and about mental
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  health, which is incredibly important to talk about openly. If you're a music
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  fan, if you love supporting independent artists, local music, you should head
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  on over to the Struggling Artist Podcast dot com. I will put a link
• 1:40:23
  in the show notes. There you can find links to obviously the podcast,
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  but also there's the Struggling Artist Record Club, a Vinyl subscription service, as
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  well as a huge archive of over I think over two hundred and fifty episodes
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  now, which is incredible. Trev is a fantastic interviewer. I know he
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  avoids using the word interview because he goes for the relaxed conversation approach to podcasting,
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  but as we all know by this point, if you're good at doing
• 1:40:49
  that, what that means is you're good at doing interviews. That's how you
• 1:40:53
  get the most insightful discussions and just yeah, the best conversation. So please
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  do check out the Struggle Artists Podcast. It is a fantastic show. Yeah,
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  links in the show notes. And sorry the audio didn't work out,
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  Trev. I'm just glad it survived the episode in full and that everyone got
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  to hear your fantastic Misspiggy impression having heard my Kermit back, my Kermit's awful.
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  My Kermit is terrible. Anyway, the Struggling Artist Podcast dot com or
• 1:41:21
  find the Struggling Artist Podcast wherever you get your podcasts. No judgment, and
• 1:41:27
  now back to the final few minutes of the show. At a huge thank
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  you to Ash and Adam, just In Dodberg, Aaron Randolph, and Derek
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  and Taylor for their continued support at the highest tier over at patreon dot com.
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  Forward slash Gate Leapers, you are our executive producers. So once this
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  runs its course, can you commission Gate Leapers Babies. I think this's something
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  in that. I reckon, whoa, Okay, let's get to those final
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  scores. Look, trev Audrey, you knew your Muppets, the Muppets,
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  you knew it was just maybe the pop culture puppet that let you guys down.
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  You finish on a still a very strong nineteen points strong nineteen but our
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  winners with twenty five points Walker Walker Flucker, Congratulations, you've won muppet Gate
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  Leapers. Hell. Yeses, Chris, my boy, Dan did it.
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  Man, we did it. We did it. God. I was like
• 1:42:21
  you say, damn everybody else, I guess the great anyone who's ever made
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  a puppet? Yes, yes, we just met Chris right, and there's
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  no word for old friends that just met. Yes. Oh yes, that
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  good stuff. Hey, look, that's that's an apt enough thing. For
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  me to read the closing copy. We have been gay leapers. Thank you
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  one thing in common. They were all in touch with their inner child.
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