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- 1:18Speaker 1: to the Boar Brothers podcast, where a fat person and
- 1:21Speaker 1: a healthy person sitting next to other total harbor. I
- 1:25Speaker 1: ain't trying to lose weight no more. I'm just living
- 1:27Speaker 1: my life. I'm meaning healthy eighty percent of the time,
- 1:30Speaker 1: and I'm mobile. Tony Baker. Is an excuse for us
- 1:33Speaker 1: to hang out because we're great friends or what's our
- 1:36Speaker 1: friendship level? Great friends?
- 1:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be telling you my business.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll be dming. I'll be telling you my business.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Then you're great friends. One day we're best friends. One
- 1:47Speaker 1: day we be best friends, because that the business is
- 1:50Speaker 1: key for to tell you the business of what I
- 1:54Speaker 1: be doing. Oh yeah, it'd be good. Be good times
- 1:57Speaker 1: on the text.
- 1:58Speaker 3: That's that's that's big.
- 1:59Speaker 1: For good times on the tax because I'll be tucking
- 2:02Speaker 1: it in. Speaking of the text, Today's episode Top ten
- 2:07Speaker 1: sex position. Oh yeah, we're getting into it.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Getting into it a sex position. So you're a single man,
- 2:15Speaker 2: what's your number?
- 2:16Speaker 1: One? Give me give me that mother, Teresa, that good missionary.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Number one.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Missionary is my number one position. Really I got I
- 2:28Speaker 2: got like two number ones, but Missionary is probably just
- 2:32Speaker 2: gonna be the number one.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Why number one? You can really tap in, man, you're
- 2:37Speaker 1: really tapping into the woman.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Man, I'm looking into your eyes and I'm saying, if
- 2:40Speaker 2: you really enjoyed it, you' all living.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Missionary is like you know, because a lot of times
- 2:47Speaker 1: a lot of dudes.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Be like, yeah, just hit it from the back, and
- 2:50Speaker 2: it's very like impersonal. You just back there going to work.
- 2:54Speaker 2: It could be anybody's back you know what I'm saying.
- 2:57Speaker 1: That could be anybody like.
- 3:01Speaker 2: I was back there just doing and then like she
- 3:04Speaker 2: could she could even disconnect from you and just say, yeah,
- 3:07Speaker 2: I'm just getting here from the back. It could be
- 3:09Speaker 2: anybody back there, you know what I'm saying. It said
- 3:12Speaker 2: disconnection in that position unless they look back and oh,
- 3:16Speaker 2: then you can connect and then your eyes the eyes
- 3:18Speaker 2: like oh and I'm still back here. But the missionary though, Man,
- 3:26Speaker 2: you got better control of the strokes and the flow,
- 3:29Speaker 2: and then you can really feel like then all right,
- 3:31Speaker 2: if I'm going too fast too slow, you can see
- 3:33Speaker 2: it in the face you analyzing, Yeah, I be looking
- 3:38Speaker 2: be sure like Holmes and the smnlie and she says,
- 3:42Speaker 2: you know, temperature rising you you know what I'm saying.
- 3:44Speaker 1: This is all she getting bored with it. She drying
- 3:45Speaker 1: up down there.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Let me move, let me do this, let me whispered sweet, nothing.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Sweet, nothing sweet nothing.
- 3:56Speaker 2: But the missionary is the one. And then you got
- 3:58Speaker 2: options within the missionary. Can let go let go up?
- 4:03Speaker 3: That's missionary package.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like missionary gets a bad rap up.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Missionary is good. It's good for sex, good for spreading
- 4:10Speaker 1: the gospel. It's way under rated.
- 4:15Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it because you already said it,
- 4:17Speaker 2: but I totally agree.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Just pooh pooh missionary. Don't poot pool missionary. If you
- 4:22Speaker 1: want good connect I don't think there's a better position
- 4:25Speaker 1: for the connection for.
- 4:26Speaker 3: The connect man.
- 4:27Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we clown our friends sometimes to
- 4:29Speaker 2: be like we as a friend of mine that we
- 4:32Speaker 2: consider like a Proude sexually. We just call the missionary McGee.
- 4:37Speaker 2: It's like that's all you like, you know what I'm saying.
- 4:39Speaker 2: We be clowning them.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Then, But but the missionary is a great position. It's
- 4:43Speaker 1: a great position. It's a great position. I'm gonna go
- 4:48Speaker 1: side to side, the.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Side to side, love of a good side, You on
- 4:53Speaker 2: your side, She on her saying that is my number
- 4:55Speaker 2: two is what sneak on it? What were watching Netflix?
- 4:59Speaker 2: Are you inside me the side? Maybe it was love Island,
- 5:04Speaker 2: maybe it was loving blind, maybe it was peen inside.
- 5:06Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you got cheat. You could
- 5:11Speaker 1: go from cuddle to to you know, I ain't even know.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Oh my god, even of us in here, I can't stop.
- 5:25Speaker 1: I can't stop.
- 5:27Speaker 2: If people call side to side lazy man, listen, listen here.
- 5:32Speaker 2: We ain't got the time or the energy to give
- 5:34Speaker 2: you the Richard Simmons workout in the goddamn bedroom every time.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Man, you're gonna take these lazy pumps?
- 5:40Speaker 1: Doesn't feel good? Or no? Man make me feel good?
- 5:43Speaker 1: Does it feel good? Or no? Man? Side to side?
- 5:46Speaker 1: Side to side is great. This is the one thing
- 5:49Speaker 1: about listen. This is just as a merried person. This
- 5:52Speaker 1: is what one of the things the love hours taught me.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Every sexual experience. Don't have to be fine dining right,
- 5:59Speaker 1: you know? Sometimes you want to full four corners. This
- 6:04Speaker 1: you and that's good.
- 6:05Speaker 3: That's fun.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Some days I just gotta grab a burger on the
- 6:08Speaker 1: way home. Some days it's like, oh, this was a
- 6:10Speaker 1: little bit better of a place. The whole thing is
- 6:12Speaker 1: great as long as y'all are one a cord. You
- 6:15Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
- 6:16Speaker 2: A good side to side and sometimes the woman don't
- 6:18Speaker 2: want it to take all night either. It's gonna get
- 6:20Speaker 2: you a little some and I'll give me a little some.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Good. We good. But you know, I feel like this
- 6:27Speaker 1: is my personal opinion. I can't prove it. I feel
- 6:29Speaker 1: like on social media we often want to make it
- 6:31Speaker 1: uppear that it's every time.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Is every time for that, I'm tired, It's Tuesday.
- 6:38Speaker 1: I'm big tired man. You called me.
- 6:40Speaker 2: I was almost out of here in sleep felle yes,
- 6:43Speaker 2: but I'm open to you.
- 6:44Speaker 3: You rolled over and grabbed me. So let me give
- 6:47Speaker 3: you a little something.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Let me give you a little something to give you
- 6:49Speaker 1: what I.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Can premium pumps. The side to side is fired.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Side of side is great.
- 6:55Speaker 2: God did his thing on the connections look good.
- 7:02Speaker 3: Side the side is fire.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Or you can lean back.
- 7:04Speaker 2: You can lean back a little further if you if
- 7:06Speaker 2: you're really into it, lean back a little further in
- 7:09Speaker 2: the side of the side on the side the side
- 7:11Speaker 2: that way, you know, it feels like you did something
- 7:13Speaker 2: else and then hand full Oftini.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Grabbed.
- 7:21Speaker 2: I'm grabbing cups like I work in a damn bar,
- 7:25Speaker 2: all right now, I'm grabbing the cups. Tony grabbed the cups.
- 7:30Speaker 2: That's I can't help.
- 7:32Speaker 1: But grab is good even without sex. Never bad. Like
- 7:38Speaker 1: one single service ice cream, like yes, great time anytime.
- 7:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, no, I'm not in the mood
- 7:42Speaker 1: for one single cone.
- 7:44Speaker 2: If you if an ice cream man appeared at the door,
- 7:47Speaker 2: it's like, y'all want one thing? Sure, I just had
- 7:50Speaker 2: broccoli in turkey out. I'll definitely one single serving of
- 7:54Speaker 2: ice cream on your up within the side the side
- 7:59Speaker 2: of this. This position is hard to describe because I
- 8:02Speaker 2: you know, I did that position post a while ago.
- 8:05Speaker 1: So she's on.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Her back mm hmmm, I'm on my side down below,
- 8:13Speaker 2: but I'm inside on the.
- 8:15Speaker 1: On the come around. Yes, So it's like a like
- 8:17Speaker 1: a leg over. It's like a.
- 8:21Speaker 2: T, like a T upside down t okay, because she
- 8:24Speaker 2: she's straight and I'm laying on the side, So it's
- 8:27Speaker 2: up that upside down t capital T.
- 8:31Speaker 1: How did ping go?
- 8:32Speaker 2: So it just goes in because you know, I'm down
- 8:35Speaker 2: there lined up and then her legs come over.
- 8:38Speaker 1: My legs, go over my side, and I'm in there.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Got you. What is that called? I don't know what
- 8:44Speaker 1: it's called. That's a TV special.
- 8:45Speaker 3: I love it that position right there because I can.
- 8:48Speaker 2: See the people. We're gonna do the TV. Huh, how
- 8:52Speaker 2: do you explain like we're gonna do the TV. I
- 8:53Speaker 2: don't explain. It ain't no explanation. We just get into it.
- 8:57Speaker 2: I don't be like, I'm gonna put you in the
- 9:00Speaker 2: upside down te now.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I put you into stranger things.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Why don't we announce every position change?
- 9:11Speaker 2: So now we did the missionary, Now I'm going into
- 9:14Speaker 2: the upside down.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Upside down tea is on. You lay there on your
- 9:18Speaker 1: back and I'm just you'll see when I get there.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Why not approach.
- 9:30Speaker 2: So so that that position is fired to me because
- 9:33Speaker 2: I can see all of her, and I'm down there
- 9:37Speaker 2: working and I got full range of motion down there.
- 9:40Speaker 2: I can grab cups the bar back back at the
- 9:46Speaker 2: bar man. Now mind you, this is not a high
- 9:49Speaker 2: end bar. It's just plastic cup, got money frog, We
- 9:52Speaker 2: got the red Solo cups. That's the cups we grabbed. Yeah,
- 9:57Speaker 2: but uh yeah, that's that's that's one of my favorites.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Sure, all right, I'm gonna go eating Kouchie.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what the name is.
- 10:07Speaker 1: In between, Yeah, Premium high I ten Kochie. Yeah, I'll
- 10:18Speaker 1: be down there having the time of my life.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Throw me down there, Throw a comfort over my head,
- 10:24Speaker 2: but not the comforter.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Comfort too had hot.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Go give me sheet, you know, because we got the
- 10:31Speaker 2: ac blown. We got the fan coming from the westerly.
- 10:34Speaker 2: You gotta block the fan offs. It's too cold.
- 10:37Speaker 1: But the comforter they need me too hot. I'm too
- 10:40Speaker 1: seventy everywhere I am. I'm gonna be sweating down there sometime,
- 10:45Speaker 1: but give me betwixt.
- 10:46Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in heaven. I never feel more accomplished
- 10:51Speaker 2: as a man than to lead you to the place
- 10:54Speaker 2: to be twigs, because that's all you. And as a
- 10:59Speaker 2: good man, I aim to please. I can, I can do.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Are you you like the selflessness of it?
- 11:05Speaker 2: You?
- 11:05Speaker 1: I mean? I must.
- 11:10Speaker 2: I am in service to you. I opened the door
- 11:14Speaker 2: for you. I lead you to the promised land. I
- 11:17Speaker 2: am to please. I want to make you feel good,
- 11:19Speaker 2: and then once you feel good, pressures off.
- 11:22Speaker 1: You're not counting pumps.
- 11:23Speaker 2: When you already see what you got to see yeah, ol.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Otto part and we can both go to bed happy
- 11:34Speaker 1: because you ain't missing out on nothing. So yeah, I
- 11:37Speaker 1: just don't know how you don't do it. When uh
- 11:40Speaker 1: DJ Callen said you know, I said, well, she's probably sad.
- 11:45Speaker 3: I'm sure she would she would enjoy that.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Yeah, because Pin, I don't remember the stat but I
- 11:50Speaker 1: believe it's upwards of eighty percent of women cannot orgasm
- 11:54Speaker 1: off straight. Pin and magine. So if you ain't eating,
- 11:58Speaker 1: what is you doing? But you got to be doing something.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Just pumps, pumps, pump pump pumps, pumps, pump pumpumps. Ain't
- 12:05Speaker 2: gonna do it. Man, You're not blowing up an air mattress.
- 12:08Speaker 2: You got to ring that doorbell and the doorbells outside
- 12:10Speaker 2: on the top. You you knocking. You got to ring
- 12:17Speaker 2: you knocking when you need to ring? Brother, you just
- 12:21Speaker 2: you do this all day.
- 12:23Speaker 3: I could do this.
- 12:26Speaker 2: That.
- 12:27Speaker 1: You got to focus on where the pleasure centers are.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I wish you got. I want to up and think
- 12:31Speaker 1: about this. I'm like, how do I teach my sons?
- 12:35Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to teach them about you know,
- 12:36Speaker 1: but I want no not eat you eating.
- 12:39Speaker 2: I feel like, have you talked to them about section,
- 12:41Speaker 2: talk to them about sex. They've been talking appropriate. Gee,
- 12:49Speaker 2: when we talked about sex all the time.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Then we introduced consent as well, and we talked about
- 12:54Speaker 1: that more often because I feel like the world was changing,
- 12:58Speaker 1: that consent evolved. I believe in their generation right because
- 13:03Speaker 1: digitally that was not a thing. And I also feel
- 13:07Speaker 1: like we, like in our generation, we were taught some
- 13:10Speaker 1: things that led to non contenual stuff, right, like especially
- 13:15Speaker 1: like playing hard to get. You got to be persuasive,
- 13:18Speaker 1: don't take no for an answer. These are actually terrible idea.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Don't take you need to And we was watching I
- 13:27Speaker 1: knew I did a good job, me and Melissa when
- 13:29Speaker 1: we was watching Rocky and the way he basically almost kidnapped,
- 13:34Speaker 1: he was very like this was like, I don't remember
- 13:41Speaker 1: it like that because I saw when I was young,
- 13:43Speaker 1: So I and I didn't rewatch that part. I just
- 13:46Speaker 1: watched the fights like on YouTube. I didn't go from
- 13:49Speaker 1: like press play on Rocky, like at least not that Rocky.
- 13:52Speaker 1: I watched UH four all the time. They were so
- 13:57Speaker 1: my boys was yo, they were so uncomforted, was like,
- 14:02Speaker 1: you he should not. I don't want to watch this
- 14:05Speaker 1: he put his arm in front of the door. I
- 14:08Speaker 1: was like, what is you on, Rocky? Let her go
- 14:11Speaker 1: right right wild for that?
- 14:13Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, But I wanting to tell my kids.
- 14:15Speaker 2: I want to tell them, like specifically how to do stuff.
- 14:17Speaker 2: I want to tell me you can't just go straight
- 14:19Speaker 2: pump spaghie. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Just give
- 14:21Speaker 2: you the staff. Now you got to put the pieces
- 14:23Speaker 2: together on your own, you know. But I want them
- 14:26Speaker 2: to know, you know, because a lot of men know
- 14:29Speaker 2: me thinking women are faking and all that stuff, and
- 14:31Speaker 2: I just.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Want you the Frederick's name to be the Frederick's name, right,
- 14:34Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I think women be faking
- 14:35Speaker 1: all the time.
- 14:36Speaker 2: And like women get frustrated with me because when they
- 14:40Speaker 2: when they compliment me or whatever, I just.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Be like, all right, and you don't nobody tell you this.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I'll be like, well, I don't know if y'all tell
- 14:47Speaker 2: them the truth or not, because I know some women
- 14:49Speaker 2: exaggerated or lie to you know, make.
- 14:52Speaker 3: A person feel better.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm always in search of like truth or whatever,
- 14:56Speaker 1: you know. So when they tell you a comment and
- 14:57Speaker 1: you be letting, maybe I'll take them brand And so.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm be like, man, you just sweet talking.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Oh that's what I'm saying.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Sometimes to myself or out loud. You for real, you
- 15:07Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. So it's like, you know, I
- 15:10Speaker 2: just try to make sure people are one hundred percent
- 15:12Speaker 2: honest and you know, and.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Is a good time. I'm red.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I'm red with it though, are you. Yeah, especially when
- 15:21Speaker 2: I'm in single, super rare. Interesting when I'm single, it's
- 15:26Speaker 2: super rare because you got to be committed for the couch.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Yeah. I just can't be you can be dying. I
- 15:33Speaker 1: can't be giving head out here, Willy Nilly.
- 15:39Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, because you.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Know Willy Nilly ahead, no man, watch out man, my
- 15:46Speaker 1: vocals on my life.
- 15:48Speaker 3: I got to protect this whole.
- 15:49Speaker 2: The mouth, neck throat gotta be protected. And I just
- 15:54Speaker 2: can't be out here willy Nilly.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Billy Sorel's had such a funny joke about that. Man,
- 15:58Speaker 1: he said, you want to Yeah, now you got to cancel.
- 16:05Speaker 1: You gotta cancel Pittsburgh this week because you're done stuff
- 16:08Speaker 1: you wasn't supposed to.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I can't, but I thought you was. You do the
- 16:11Speaker 2: little you know, you do the pretesting paperwork, paper work.
- 16:14Speaker 2: But even then, I'm still just letting you don't trust
- 16:16Speaker 2: the paper word. Yeah, I'll be trusting the paperwork. I
- 16:18Speaker 2: relaxed a little bit, but still you just you're not
- 16:21Speaker 2: getting free head all the time.
- 16:23Speaker 1: You stitch with the hand.
- 16:26Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not like dj cally with it.
- 16:29Speaker 1: But but committed committed? Are you less stingy? Yeah? For sure,
- 16:35Speaker 1: Like we're in a relationship, I'm lessing. I'm homered. I
- 16:38Speaker 1: don't want no spinach all you're up? Oh uh, I enjoyed.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Countertop.
- 16:49Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a position, but she's if
- 16:52Speaker 1: she's on the bathroom sync.
- 16:55Speaker 3: You know, counter top smash. I call it that. It's
- 17:00Speaker 3: just like you know what I'm saying, because it's like
- 17:03Speaker 3: especially especially if the height.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Requirements are intact in terms of uh, in terms of
- 17:10Speaker 2: measuring that where she's sitting on the sink, and then
- 17:12Speaker 2: where I'm at to where I don't have to be
- 17:14Speaker 2: on the tippy toes, and if it lines up perfectly,
- 17:17Speaker 2: that's a great time. That's a great time right there.
- 17:24Speaker 2: The table tip not the kitchen table. I know when
- 17:26Speaker 2: I when I made the list, I said table tipe,
- 17:28Speaker 2: but not the kitchen table. Just like you know, a
- 17:32Speaker 2: sink or just any type of desk or anything like that.
- 17:39Speaker 2: That's a good time. Any type of desk, island I
- 17:43Speaker 2: can do, an island I could do. There's no lady Susan,
- 17:49Speaker 2: that's a good work desk, depending on the tree. Yeah.
- 17:53Speaker 1: When I when I said that, people made me feel
- 17:55Speaker 1: like it was rare. And I'm like, y'all be doing this.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I got kids, kids come in from some caprice. Excuse me,
- 18:02Speaker 1: get out of it.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Well, not in the kitchen, but like in the bathroom
- 18:04Speaker 2: or something like on the bathroom sink. Oh okay, Yeah,
- 18:09Speaker 2: it's just I got to have it right now.
- 18:11Speaker 1: It's very it's very like we got to do this
- 18:14Speaker 1: right here right now.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Yeah, or like you had a party, you sneak off
- 18:18Speaker 3: into the bathroom.
- 18:22Speaker 1: No, who was that? Was that? Burden Land? It was
- 18:24Speaker 1: burden Land, wasn't it was that in the bathroom that
- 18:26Speaker 1: was arguing in the bathroom. I can't remember. That's the
- 18:29Speaker 1: heavy breathing. But yeah, man, that's a good time. The
- 18:35Speaker 1: position is right the top tall, that's what they call him,
- 18:38Speaker 1: count of Tony.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Uh.
- 18:40Speaker 1: I'm an go woman on top riding.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Okay, I kind of ride though what do you mean
- 18:50Speaker 2: got different rides because you got the ride where you know,
- 18:53Speaker 2: she's just on her knees or whatever, just you know,
- 18:55Speaker 2: riding and grinding, and he got the one where she's
- 18:58Speaker 2: on the balls of her feet. I expect you to
- 19:01Speaker 2: do all that. That's that's a professional list. That's that's
- 19:05Speaker 2: gymnasts and sex workers. That's when they on the balls
- 19:08Speaker 2: they feet, that's when they pounded you, which is also
- 19:14Speaker 2: a good time.
- 19:15Speaker 3: When they pounded you and they on the balls and
- 19:17Speaker 3: the feet.
- 19:18Speaker 1: You can relax because that's your needs gonna be hot
- 19:22Speaker 1: and cracking. I mean, it's gonna be limited. Yeah, Listen,
- 19:27Speaker 1: you gotta be considerate of the time. The more the
- 19:29Speaker 1: more theatrics you request, the quicker to burnout is.
- 19:33Speaker 2: You know, maybe that's what they wanted. Sometimes women want
- 19:36Speaker 2: to bust us out quick. Absolutely, they be doing that
- 19:39Speaker 2: on purpose so I can get back to these tops.
- 19:42Speaker 3: I wish we could bust them out as quick as
- 19:44Speaker 3: they bust us out.
- 19:45Speaker 2: I wish I could just have them just too pump
- 19:50Speaker 2: chunking it. I want a too pump chunk woman to
- 19:54Speaker 2: where she can't even handle two three strokes and she's
- 19:57Speaker 2: like who as soon as I get up in there.
- 20:01Speaker 2: You look at yourself. Because the beauty of women is
- 20:05Speaker 2: they can have multiple because they don't deplete like we.
- 20:08Speaker 1: We'd be deflated like.
- 20:14Speaker 2: That thing out in front of the car salesman. I'm done, man,
- 20:19Speaker 2: I gotta regroup. Please don't stop. Stop stop stopping hurts.
- 20:25Speaker 2: It hurts, mouth hurts, it hurts.
- 20:28Speaker 1: I'm over there in the corner. Just no bones.
- 20:31Speaker 3: It's just it's a sack of skin.
- 20:33Speaker 2: Man.
- 20:35Speaker 3: But women, they can they can keep coming back for more.
- 20:38Speaker 3: So it's like if they were two pump chumps, they'd
- 20:40Speaker 3: be fantastic.
- 20:40Speaker 1: That'd be great. As soon as we get up.
- 20:42Speaker 2: In there, who aren't even got started ship.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Street, I would love that, man. Oh yeah, but yeah,
- 20:56Speaker 1: all right. So she's on top, she's on subtle top, subtle, subtle,
- 21:01Speaker 1: subtle tire. It's a great view. Yeah, you know, it's like,
- 21:05Speaker 1: oh my god, please take it.
- 21:09Speaker 3: And then you get the cups in your face, in
- 21:11Speaker 3: your face, ups.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Go up and they stay there and they say up, up, up,
- 21:23Speaker 1: and then you can have some control.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that's why having a small wife, because
- 21:29Speaker 2: I like to help as well.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Let me put up under there.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Because sometimes one of my biggest fears when when they
- 21:37Speaker 2: when they ride, is that they get over zellous and
- 21:42Speaker 2: they're going up a little too high and then they
- 21:45Speaker 2: come down to I'm scared they're gonna come down, and
- 21:49Speaker 2: you know, so I'm always scared.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Of that, but they're just gonna Yeah, it's always a fear.
- 21:59Speaker 3: It's just like, hey, now, hey, I'm not twelve thirteen
- 22:04Speaker 3: inches here.
- 22:06Speaker 2: You can't go up too high and then come down
- 22:08Speaker 2: too fast because you know it might miss it.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Cool street fighters, Oh my god, all what you got to?
- 22:21Speaker 1: All right?
- 22:21Speaker 3: So so the reverse colgirls, good time. That's a great time.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Great view, great view.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Man, that's just back chicks and back hair.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Yeah, are out of.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Reach now I can't. I can't get to the cups.
- 22:41Speaker 3: But if you can get an angle of the cups
- 22:44Speaker 3: during that or so cup, it's well.
- 22:54Speaker 2: When people play street fighters from here from here on out,
- 22:58Speaker 2: it's gonna be a climb.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Man's every time you three that's how they home and
- 23:15Speaker 1: be a family man. It's always three bounces. Oh oh yeah,
- 23:28Speaker 1: like but that that's that's a good time, right there
- 23:32Speaker 1: is fun. Man, that's a great time. When when I'll
- 23:34Speaker 1: be like, god, you did a good thing. It's a
- 23:37Speaker 1: great time. It's sims. I like it, like it a lot.
- 23:43Speaker 1: All right, you got any more? We moving on?
- 23:45Speaker 3: I think what we left off donkey style.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Oh, Donny stops great, Dotty stops great. It's cool, it's fun.
- 23:54Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 23:55Speaker 3: Like, I don't love it as much as people love it.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool, it's cool. But it's like I think
- 24:00Speaker 2: it's very popular to say on social media.
- 24:03Speaker 1: People really enjoy it. I don't mind it, but it
- 24:05Speaker 1: ain't it ain't good. I think it's just a cool
- 24:12Speaker 1: thing to see and say. But you know, y'all enjoy
- 24:15Speaker 1: you'll stuff, enjoy your stuff. You know, no no pressure.
- 24:20Speaker 1: I don't.
- 24:20Speaker 2: I don't like it because I feel something in that position.
- 24:24Speaker 2: What you mean, I feel like I went too deep.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Maybe your pen is just big. A lot of your
- 24:29Speaker 1: stuff is just humongous pean stuff.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Well, I can only reference my own experience.
- 24:35Speaker 1: That's two in a row.
- 24:36Speaker 2: That was.
- 24:37Speaker 1: She's gonna come down and break her coochie a small fear.
- 24:42Speaker 1: But both of your fears is large pen based.
- 24:45Speaker 3: The other field wasn't large pen based.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Her coming down and breaking her breaking mind, Oh, breaking
- 24:51Speaker 2: your she's going up too far?
- 24:54Speaker 1: And then it comes out. I thought you're worried about
- 24:59Speaker 1: could you broke? I'm talking about she goes up too
- 25:03Speaker 1: high and then comes down. You can break your peanuts.
- 25:06Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
- 25:07Speaker 1: I like to God because I don't.
- 25:13Speaker 2: That's what I meant on that Hell No, I ain't
- 25:16Speaker 2: bringing in but the but the doggie style. I feel
- 25:20Speaker 2: something back there.
- 25:24Speaker 1: And I don't like it. I felt like I went outside. Yeah,
- 25:27Speaker 1: I feel like.
- 25:29Speaker 3: It feels like something's there.
- 25:31Speaker 1: You won't be feeling this. I don't really know what
- 25:35Speaker 1: you mean.
- 25:35Speaker 3: It feels like I'm hitting something in there.
- 25:41Speaker 1: This little microphone teak.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like you know so so for me,
- 25:48Speaker 3: that kind of takes.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Me out of it. Got it so.
- 25:53Speaker 2: The wall, Tony, this grossy. I didn't guess it like
- 25:56Speaker 2: you can test it out on me. Y'all just throw
- 25:59Speaker 2: your panties at.
- 26:01Speaker 3: But they sniping from this. It's a safe this save this.
- 26:03Speaker 3: They can say whatever.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Put to their job. The council super Bowl.
- 26:09Speaker 3: I heard everything you say, all right.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Our next topic, movies that made you cry the most?
- 26:18Speaker 1: Begin Did you go first on sex? I went first
- 26:22Speaker 1: on sex. I'm a post I feel like the older
- 26:28Speaker 1: I get. I cried much more.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for you.
- 26:30Speaker 1: In movies, let me, I can't watch nothing without crying. Man,
- 26:35Speaker 1: I've cried a lot of movies, some that are not
- 26:37Speaker 1: even uh like tear Jerkers, they just had a person. Yeah,
- 26:44Speaker 1: let me start with this me Earl and the Dying Girl.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Have you seen it? I never saw Tony Anthony Charles Baker.
- 26:53Speaker 1: R J. Siler's in it. No, it was probably about
- 26:57Speaker 1: ten years old. Maybe now? Are J Sylers in it?
- 27:01Speaker 1: What's the girl's name?
- 27:02Speaker 2: Uh?
- 27:03Speaker 1: The other two are not They're not famous, Uh actors.
- 27:09Speaker 1: I don't believe. Yeah, see, I don't know. I don't know.
- 27:13Speaker 1: That's Olivia Cook. Oh snap, that's Allison from Game of Thrones.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Oh okay, I know her. I'm like, dang, that other.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Movie is nine years old. Did not recognize her. Don't
- 27:29Speaker 2: you recognize that's Thomas Man.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I don't really know him. R J. Sowler was in
- 27:34Speaker 1: there anyway. Me Earl and the Dying Girl. They tell
- 27:40Speaker 1: you when the movie starts, what is going to happen? Right,
- 27:45Speaker 1: They're like, this is in the like they break the
- 27:48Speaker 1: fourth wall. They tell you this is gonna happen. The
- 27:51Speaker 1: girl is gonna die at the end. Of this movie
- 27:54Speaker 1: shit to they tell you. I'm like, you know, sure
- 27:58Speaker 1: at the end, something's gonna hap when she dies. I
- 28:02Speaker 1: was watching it on a plane, Tony. I was here,
- 28:07Speaker 1: oh full yep ye.
- 28:10Speaker 2: In coach in uh like not even comfort main cabin
- 28:17Speaker 2: seventeen A in the aisle.
- 28:19Speaker 1: I was crying. Short movie. I remember my arm got
- 28:22Speaker 1: hit by the cart and even that wasn't enough to
- 28:26Speaker 1: be told I was. I had. I had to put
- 28:28Speaker 1: my hoodie on and I had to pull my shirt up.
- 28:32Speaker 1: I was snotting tone. I did not I was not
- 28:37Speaker 1: prepared to cry that hard.
- 28:38Speaker 2: I was.
- 28:42Speaker 1: It was so emotional, and I just turned it on, like,
- 28:47Speaker 1: let me check this out. I never even see never
- 28:49Speaker 1: see a trailer, never heard of it. I was just like, oh,
- 28:51Speaker 1: what's this about? You know on the plane you'd be more.
- 28:54Speaker 1: I'd be more. We got hours in flying from like Boston, LA.
- 28:57Speaker 1: So that's like six hours. You can watch three move
- 29:00Speaker 1: He's and still be flying. Man. When I tell you
- 29:03Speaker 1: I was done, I took the nap of all like
- 29:05Speaker 1: I got whooped. I felt like I got whooped. That's
- 29:08Speaker 1: a hard cruy. I was crying, man, it was so good.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I've never watched it again. Oh yeah, it's one of them.
- 29:14Speaker 1: And I'm crying now hard. I'm done. Your dad, all right?
- 29:18Speaker 1: What you got? All right?
- 29:19Speaker 3: So I got a better life, That's what gave.
- 29:23Speaker 2: It's a movie about an illegal immigrant living here from Mexican,
- 29:26Speaker 2: illegal immigrant and he's working here and you know he
- 29:30Speaker 2: has a son that was you know, born and raised
- 29:32Speaker 2: here with you know, his dad is illegal, and so
- 29:36Speaker 2: he's just trying to give his son a better life.
- 29:37Speaker 2: And you know, he growing up in East LA, so
- 29:40Speaker 2: you know, the temptations of the life of crime and
- 29:42Speaker 2: all that. So he's just trying to keep his son
- 29:43Speaker 2: out of that. And he gets deported.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Dad the dad does okay, man, Dad, movie tore my
- 29:53Speaker 1: ass up. Thug.
- 29:56Speaker 3: I could not stop crying. Really, I couldn't stop.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Man.
- 30:01Speaker 3: I was just like.
- 30:04Speaker 2: There was a scene where, you know, they were they
- 30:06Speaker 2: were talking to each other. He was, you know, detained,
- 30:09Speaker 2: he was talking to his son. He was just like,
- 30:11Speaker 2: I was just trying to give you a better life.
- 30:14Speaker 1: And it was all it was just like, even after
- 30:20Speaker 1: the movie, I'm sitting in the car crying still. Really, yes, no,
- 30:25Speaker 1: where was when is come out? All right?
- 30:27Speaker 2: This was? Uh?
- 30:28Speaker 1: When was this?
- 30:29Speaker 2: Because me and me and Doe boys saw it together
- 30:32Speaker 2: in the movie reviews. So I want to say it
- 30:35Speaker 2: was like twenty fifteen, twenty eleven.
- 30:39Speaker 1: So did he come back or it just ends bad?
- 30:42Speaker 1: Like he was just in Mexico for all ends.
- 30:46Speaker 2: He was you had a pot of year and it
- 30:51Speaker 2: was just and you know, his son was like he
- 30:54Speaker 2: always felt like he wasn't good enough for his son.
- 30:57Speaker 3: Because you know, it's you know, he's a teenager.
- 31:00Speaker 2: So he was like, I wonder I want the dope
- 31:01Speaker 2: stuff and you know, the fly stuff. This dude was
- 31:04Speaker 2: just landscaping, just doing landscaping work. Told my ass and
- 31:10Speaker 2: half man, I was in the caul, like, what's it
- 31:13Speaker 2: called a Better Life?
- 31:15Speaker 1: And what's his name?
- 31:16Speaker 3: The father got nominated for an Oscar for that.
- 31:19Speaker 1: He's a dude. He's been a lot of stuff. Oh
- 31:21Speaker 1: I recognize him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, that movie
- 31:23Speaker 1: tore me up.
- 31:25Speaker 3: That was probably like the longest lingering cry for me.
- 31:30Speaker 1: For some reason. I just couldn't stop. You didn't expect
- 31:32Speaker 1: it either. Now I knew it was gonna be like
- 31:35Speaker 1: damn man, you know what I'm saying, But man, I
- 31:39Speaker 1: was cold. Just crystals, dug me and Doo was just
- 31:42Speaker 1: crying hard. That was hilarious. I'm gonna go I'm going
- 31:47Speaker 1: in reverse order. A man called Otto, Oh yeah, Oh
- 31:52Speaker 1: my god, also on a plane, and I knew people
- 31:56Speaker 1: was like this. This is how I'm different, man boy,
- 32:04Speaker 1: because it comes out crank McGhee.
- 32:06Speaker 2: I don't fuck around with Tom Hanks. I know he
- 32:10Speaker 2: gonna get me every goddamn time. Dom Tom Hanks immediately
- 32:15Speaker 2: as soon as I see him, my tear dust open.
- 32:20Speaker 1: The matter of the movie. He'll be like, man, Tom
- 32:22Speaker 1: Hanks man every time his wife that whole part about her,
- 32:27Speaker 1: And then I start putting myself in there. I'm the
- 32:29Speaker 1: type of person who looks at Manti and be like,
- 32:31Speaker 1: you're gonna die one day. It's two, but it's like
- 32:35Speaker 1: one day you're gonna be your old dog. Like I'm
- 32:38Speaker 1: gonna god with it. I'm gonna live longer than you.
- 32:42Speaker 2: What.
- 32:42Speaker 1: And he's only two. He's a baby, That's what I'm saying.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Parents don't I don't know why we're not just getting
- 32:48Speaker 2: tortoises and parrots. We keep getting these animals that's gonna die.
- 32:54Speaker 2: I'll be looking at d and midnight I'll be like, oh,
- 32:57Speaker 2: you niggas ain't gonna.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Make it, and I be I've seen like a lot.
- 33:01Speaker 1: So there was a trend on TikTok for a minute
- 33:03Speaker 1: where people were putting their dogs down on TikTok and
- 33:06Speaker 1: you like watch them die.
- 33:07Speaker 2: And I was like, why are you even allowed to
- 33:10Speaker 2: post it? Because I didn't know what was happening community guideline. Man,
- 33:13Speaker 2: they took me out for way worse and the person
- 33:15Speaker 2: has Rob Wiler and they was, I don't want to
- 33:18Speaker 2: see this.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I didn't understand what was happening. And then you literally
- 33:21Speaker 1: saw the light go out. I said, get this off
- 33:24Speaker 1: the internet. And Tim Tebow put his dog down. He
- 33:26Speaker 1: was crying tough, he put the actual he didn't put
- 33:30Speaker 1: he just showed like afterwards. But people on TikTok were
- 33:33Speaker 1: posting the light. It was like going there with your
- 33:36Speaker 1: dog when they got to they don't want to be scared,
- 33:38Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm with that. I get you, but
- 33:40Speaker 1: you don't have to record it for me to see.
- 33:41Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
- 33:42Speaker 1: The recording crazy.
- 33:45Speaker 3: You can share like the aftermath and yeah, but come on, man.
- 33:50Speaker 1: But anyway, that one got me with his wife when
- 33:52Speaker 1: he revealed why he became the crank and then like,
- 33:55Speaker 1: you know he's gonna die. They told you in the
- 33:58Speaker 1: movie that he's sick. But when he left, he was
- 34:01Speaker 1: gonna pull through. Man, I said, oh my god, I
- 34:04Speaker 1: thought he was gonna pull through again.
- 34:06Speaker 2: Shoulders seventeen shoulders shoulder, and I tried not to go shoulders.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be shoulders in public. But your body's like, nah, man,
- 34:16Speaker 1: you gonna feel this. I just want you to think
- 34:20Speaker 1: I'm laughing at this movie, but I'm over here, I'm
- 34:22Speaker 1: like crying hard. I don't think I've watched this sad
- 34:27Speaker 1: movie on the plane. Since that, I was like, I
- 34:29Speaker 1: can't be crying on the man, like I don't. I don't.
- 34:32Speaker 2: These people don't know me, like I don't want to.
- 34:34Speaker 2: And then when I was crying on me earl, the
- 34:36Speaker 2: person next to me was like, you good.
- 34:38Speaker 1: I was like.
- 34:40Speaker 2: It was that obvious, Like man, middle was like, hey, man,
- 34:45Speaker 2: this is we're just flying over Kansas right now.
- 34:47Speaker 1: You the plane down, pull it together, man, we gotta
- 34:54Speaker 1: go pee. Oh so I gotta go peek. Appease me.
- 34:59Speaker 1: I'm good. Go to the bathroom. Actually, as soon as
- 35:07Speaker 1: you tell you I'm okay, I'm okay. Now I just
- 35:09Speaker 1: need to peek out. Man, watch out, they slip on
- 35:13Speaker 1: your tears and excuse, excuse.
- 35:20Speaker 3: I gotta go Antoine Fisher because it changed my life.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Man, feel he he booked so many roles because of that.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Antoine Fisher told my ass and half listen, man, it
- 35:32Speaker 2: opened the floodgates of me.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't know Viola Davis was Viola Davis then,
- 35:36Speaker 1: because I would have been mad at her for years.
- 35:39Speaker 1: She did didn't register her. I was pissed, but he
- 35:43Speaker 1: made you feel, man, that move Who's gonna cry for
- 35:47Speaker 1: the little boy? Who's gonna cruy for the little boy?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Said m m hmm. I was.
- 35:56Speaker 2: I was maintaining because when I watched that, this was
- 35:59Speaker 2: still in the time where I wasn't crying in movies
- 36:01Speaker 2: like that, because ever since my brother's clowned me for
- 36:05Speaker 2: crying at the movie That's also on my list, I
- 36:08Speaker 2: was like, all right, I ain't crying no more. I
- 36:11Speaker 2: show you I was taking tragic movies to the chest. Really,
- 36:14Speaker 2: I was holding the Lion King boys.
- 36:16Speaker 1: In the hood. I was able to make it through
- 36:18Speaker 1: all that.
- 36:19Speaker 2: I was just like, nah, I never cry again in
- 36:21Speaker 2: the movie. I'll tell you what so bheny the time
- 36:23Speaker 2: I saw Antoine Fisher, I was a father.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Then, so that opens all. So it was just different
- 36:28Speaker 1: lens now.
- 36:29Speaker 2: So it was just like and then I was taking
- 36:33Speaker 2: the movie still. I was still in old tone movie. Man,
- 36:35Speaker 2: this is messed up, but I'm hanging in there. But
- 36:39Speaker 2: once he once he met his family, yes, it was over.
- 36:46Speaker 1: And that was a lot of movie left out of here.
- 36:51Speaker 1: I was like that box and that went by why
- 37:08Speaker 1: are you doing that?
- 37:09Speaker 4: Perfectly because it was it was just years movie cheers
- 37:17Speaker 4: from years, bow everybody, from all the movies.
- 37:21Speaker 1: There's that time.
- 37:24Speaker 3: I cried so hard to.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Come up by the way, is he that crying dude? Oh?
- 37:29Speaker 1: I was like, we're gonna viral but.
- 37:34Speaker 3: That movie and then I found I found. I went
- 37:37Speaker 3: on the quest to find my father after that.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Oh dang. It was that impactful.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was like because I had known about him,
- 37:44Speaker 2: but I was like, I don't really care to meet
- 37:46Speaker 2: him or learn about that. But once I saw him
- 37:49Speaker 2: get exposed to his real family, I was just like,
- 37:52Speaker 2: and I think that's where it came from. Yeah, So
- 37:54Speaker 2: it was just like boom and wow, done done all right.
- 38:04Speaker 2: The most recent one was Wakana Forever. Oh yeah, Oh,
- 38:07Speaker 2: that one was tough.
- 38:09Speaker 3: The second time I watched it, I cried more.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Tony, I can't watch it again. Chadwick, losing J and
- 38:17Speaker 1: Us losing Chadwick is one of the celebrities that impacted
- 38:22Speaker 1: me to never met him, only knew him through his work,
- 38:26Speaker 1: like the way he carried himself with grace and all
- 38:28Speaker 1: that stuff. So when he passed, I was sad, like
- 38:32Speaker 1: Jit and then.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Losing J and I knew like they was going to
- 38:36Speaker 2: talk about it, but it was almost like a funeral
- 38:39Speaker 2: for Chadwick.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was fresh off Jay Boy, whole Frederick's family, Me, Liz, Zay,
- 38:46Speaker 1: Joe done brother. We probably were dehydrated live man. I
- 38:53Speaker 1: can't even hear that song, No Moore, that comes ninety
- 38:55Speaker 1: four seven away, historrom Today Yesterday. I'm sorry, I respect
- 38:59Speaker 1: you as a musician. Cannot will never watch that movie again.
- 39:05Speaker 1: Am I not suffering enough? I was like me too.
- 39:08Speaker 3: I cried, she said, my whole family is gone.
- 39:12Speaker 2: I cried beget every fifteen minutes, every fifteen minutes.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Well, whatever was tough.
- 39:20Speaker 1: It was a funeral, greed. It was a lesson about grief.
- 39:25Speaker 1: That is what the movie's about, which I think was
- 39:28Speaker 1: so dope for Ryan Cooler to do within the context
- 39:31Speaker 1: of you know, loser Chavick for real, But it was
- 39:35Speaker 1: I was not ready, and I in my mind I knew,
- 39:39Speaker 1: actually didn't know. I thought I knew sure it was
- 39:41Speaker 1: gonna be the Black Panther. I know that had happened
- 39:43Speaker 1: in the comics book, but I didn't know how much
- 39:45Speaker 1: they was gone. You know, because you can you can
- 39:48Speaker 1: kill a character. They can die off screen in one
- 39:50Speaker 1: line of dialogue, right like we lost the king in
- 39:52Speaker 1: this but now this, so I didn't know how much
- 39:55Speaker 1: they were going. They were like, no, you go, we're
- 39:58Speaker 1: gonna di come back to it.
- 40:01Speaker 2: And then because she's trying to work through it, but
- 40:03Speaker 2: she's gonna have to come to deal with and we're
- 40:06Speaker 2: gonna get y'all too. I was like, and they was like, man,
- 40:10Speaker 2: that second viewing, though, is when I was a mess.
- 40:14Speaker 1: I was like, just the thought of the opening sequence, Yeah,
- 40:26Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, man. They did too good.
- 40:29Speaker 2: That was That was a very unique film because of that,
- 40:33Speaker 2: because we really lost the person in real life, and
- 40:36Speaker 2: they dealt with the grief of losing that person in
- 40:38Speaker 2: real life and real time, so you know, the actors
- 40:41Speaker 2: are feeling it, the characters are feeling it.
- 40:44Speaker 3: I can't think of another movie that's that's like that.
- 40:47Speaker 1: There's no one that And because Chadwick didn't have a
- 40:50Speaker 1: public funeral, right like Whinning Houston's funeral, we got to
- 40:54Speaker 1: watch right Rita, Nipsey Hustle, Michael Jackson, Michael we we
- 40:59Speaker 1: got aggrieve the Kobe We. I don't remember his funeral,
- 41:03Speaker 1: but I remember, like, there's a lot of memorial Chadwick.
- 41:06Speaker 1: There was nothing. Yeah, so it was was looking at Chadwick, Yeah,
- 41:11Speaker 1: more than it was to Challa. It was Chadwick Boseman.
- 41:16Speaker 1: There was that was a real death. I slept like
- 41:19Speaker 1: a baby.
- 41:21Speaker 2: Jojo was like, we was walking back to the car
- 41:24Speaker 2: gray we are all gray faced, you know, all great
- 41:28Speaker 2: because the end was sad and as the Macedine was sad,
- 41:31Speaker 2: So Joe was like.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Why do we watch this still crying? Why would we
- 41:38Speaker 1: watch a lot? Man?
- 41:39Speaker 3: That movie is a lot bro a lot.
- 41:43Speaker 1: So the fact that they was even able to muster
- 41:45Speaker 1: a quality film out of that is amazing. That's when
- 41:48Speaker 1: I love, Like, that's what I love about movies, Like
- 41:51Speaker 1: how you felt, how Antoine Fisher made you like. That
- 41:54Speaker 1: made me feel stuff like that's.
- 41:57Speaker 3: What good movies shop. I love when I feel.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I'll be like I didn't bring that ship on. Man.
- 42:04Speaker 1: What you got?
- 42:04Speaker 3: Oh so I got the Passion of the Christ.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Really, that movie tored me in half to where I
- 42:13Speaker 2: was like stop him, full face crease. I remember my
- 42:24Speaker 2: my wife looked at me and she was like, because
- 42:27Speaker 2: I didn't want to I don't want to be looked at.
- 42:28Speaker 1: When I'm crying. I look up and she's looking at me.
- 42:30Speaker 1: I'm just like, don't look, don't look at me, man,
- 42:36Speaker 1: Passion of the Christ tore me up. Man. Interesting.
- 42:39Speaker 2: I was like, damn, man, no, I didn't feel I
- 42:44Speaker 2: didn't feel nothing. I was just like, I mean, not nothing,
- 42:48Speaker 2: but like I just was like, man, y'all was hitting
- 42:51Speaker 2: him hard. Flesh, flesh, chunks was coming out on the whip.
- 42:56Speaker 1: It was a lot, man. I was just like.
- 43:00Speaker 2: It just it really sat in my soul of like
- 43:02Speaker 2: what the Crucifixion was. And I was just like enough, man,
- 43:08Speaker 2: come on, man, you're a good dude. Here a good dude.
- 43:13Speaker 1: He's a good man. Many man, all right. I cried
- 43:21Speaker 1: good during Coco. Oh yeah, Coco when they sang remember me,
- 43:27Speaker 1: boy boy out cry right now, don't play with me.
- 43:33Speaker 1: In the context of all that, first of all, and
- 43:35Speaker 1: that's a Dela cruise. That nigga guy was coming ahead.
- 43:37Speaker 1: All yeah, he was snuck they did.
- 43:43Speaker 2: I was like, really, oh, oh, he done stole my
- 43:48Speaker 2: planters sign, got all the trip.
- 43:50Speaker 1: He gonna live forever. Look at this and hat train
- 43:53Speaker 1: out but one person and then the grandmar start singing.
- 43:57Speaker 3: I said, Coco is so good, been but I can
- 44:02Speaker 3: keep watching Coco.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can watch Coco.
- 44:04Speaker 3: I've seen that like at least five times.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Because I liked the Dream of Miguel. I liked that
- 44:08Speaker 1: as well. I love Coco. I like, like, that's just
- 44:12Speaker 1: a real like picture. Was in there bad then? Sure,
- 44:15Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like I kind of thought
- 44:17Speaker 1: that was just gonna be invincible, but all good things
- 44:19Speaker 1: come to it, Yeah, for sure, But they was. That
- 44:21Speaker 1: was at the point they actually I think they had
- 44:23Speaker 1: a couple of duds before Coco.
- 44:25Speaker 3: Yeah, they had Dead before.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Brave was before Coco, and that kind
- 44:28Speaker 2: of just people didn't really care about a dinosaur.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Dinosaur was just like I never seen ton I was
- 44:35Speaker 1: we watched that. We took the boys to go to Disneyland.
- 44:38Speaker 1: We watched that the night before we all Disney stuff,
- 44:40Speaker 1: Didney stuff. And I watched Dinosaur Say Get Through Pixar.
- 44:45Speaker 1: I was just like, this is a waste of time.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I felt nothing. It was just not even like so bad.
- 44:49Speaker 1: It was good. It was just like, don't waste a moment.
- 44:53Speaker 1: And then Cars Man, they milked that too. That was no, man,
- 44:58Speaker 1: that wasn't It was too much.
- 45:00Speaker 3: But Coco was the return to form.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Coco was like, oh, now we're back. We're back, man,
- 45:05Speaker 1: We're back. Sure man, I love Coco. Alright, what else
- 45:08Speaker 1: you got? All right?
- 45:08Speaker 2: So this this is a new development, but I've seen
- 45:13Speaker 2: it years ago, but now it obliterates me.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Still magnoius. I don't think i've seen that. Oh my god,
- 45:21Speaker 1: who's in that?
- 45:22Speaker 2: Sally Field, Julia Roberts, Dollar, pardon, Olympia Dukakis, Shirley McClain,
- 45:28Speaker 2: what's the Daryl Hannah?
- 45:29Speaker 1: Those are the six leads? What's this? I don't know.
- 45:32Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that film. You want to
- 45:34Speaker 1: spoiler or though I'm not finna will Julia Roberts dies
- 45:38Speaker 1: and that's Sally Field. I'm ding.
- 45:40Speaker 2: I love funeral breakdown that Sally Field has. If you
- 45:45Speaker 2: if you, if anybody can get through that really.
- 45:48Speaker 1: With no emotion, you are and android.
- 45:55Speaker 2: When she breaks down at that funeral, dog Man, it's
- 46:00Speaker 2: because it and to me like I've seen that since
- 46:03Speaker 2: I lost the rein and I'll just be like done,
- 46:07Speaker 2: but it'd be like but then it's like it's like
- 46:09Speaker 2: a good none because it's like even within that scene
- 46:12Speaker 2: she's going off, she's crying, she just and her friends
- 46:15Speaker 2: are just like, you know, and then they say something funny.
- 46:18Speaker 1: In that moment, we're just like, hit her.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Olympia Ducock has just pushed Shirley McLean in front of
- 46:25Speaker 2: Sally Field. Hit her what just just because she was like, Oh,
- 46:29Speaker 2: I'm so angry. I just want to hit something, and
- 46:33Speaker 2: you want to hit something. Hit her like get your
- 46:35Speaker 2: heads off me. And then they start they start laughing,
- 46:38Speaker 2: and I'm just like, Yo, that's what grief really be
- 46:40Speaker 2: looking like. For sure, we be down here and face
- 46:43Speaker 2: wet herd kicked down the steps and then something funny
- 46:46Speaker 2: happens and then it's just like were laughing with wet faces,
- 46:50Speaker 2: and I'm just like that laughing with wet faces and
- 46:55Speaker 2: that scene right there sally Field. I don't know how
- 46:57Speaker 2: Sally Field didn't get an oscar for that. I love
- 47:00Speaker 2: fel that moment right there, and now it resonates even
- 47:04Speaker 2: more because when I saw it back in the eighty nine,
- 47:06Speaker 2: I was just like, damn, this messed up.
- 47:08Speaker 3: But I was still in I'm not doing this.
- 47:11Speaker 1: But now now.
- 47:14Speaker 2: That's the thing, since I lost Jay stuff, that brotherhood stuff,
- 47:18Speaker 2: I'll be like, man, Jake Paul and Logan Paul's documentary.
- 47:23Speaker 1: You watched that document They're Netflix. All Netflix sports documentaries
- 47:27Speaker 1: are good. A sports document yes, a sports documentary, it's
- 47:31Speaker 1: under their unfiltered on on something. They just are really good.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Because me Melissa used to watch pretty much any thirty
- 47:39Speaker 1: for thirty on ESPN five. Yeah, we watched anyone. I've
- 47:43Speaker 1: never watched them. I mean some are great, We're good,
- 47:46Speaker 1: but I haven't watched a bad one. I can't remember
- 47:49Speaker 1: what the uh the banner of the Netflix sports thing,
- 47:54Speaker 1: but they were like untold, thank you. All the untold
- 47:58Speaker 1: are good. Like thirty for thirty. It's like basic Netflix
- 48:00Speaker 1: version of thirty for thirty. But anyway, they were just like, man,
- 48:02Speaker 1: I support him, he's dreams of my dreams, and I
- 48:05Speaker 1: was like, live up, oh, up, holding up. So speaking
- 48:15Speaker 1: of up up.
- 48:17Speaker 3: Oh, that's the quickest fold.
- 48:19Speaker 1: In history, Tony, it's a funny story. Now, me and
- 48:22Speaker 1: Isaiah went to see UP. I I remember this very diffidly.
- 48:29Speaker 1: We was at the Lakewood Town Center Movie Theater in Washington.
- 48:31Speaker 1: I don't know why was just me and him going
- 48:33Speaker 1: to see UP. I had the bucket of popcorn, so
- 48:37Speaker 1: I mean, I just I'm settling. I put the soda
- 48:40Speaker 1: here tears. Three minutes in, he was like, Daddy, are
- 48:48Speaker 1: you a day? Shut the hell up?
- 48:50Speaker 2: Man?
- 48:51Speaker 1: Do you see what happened? They couldn't have kids, He's alone.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Now they're trying to take his house.
- 48:56Speaker 2: I was legitimately mad at Pixar, like, why are you
- 49:00Speaker 2: hitting me in the chest this earth?
- 49:01Speaker 3: I never cried that fast.
- 49:04Speaker 1: I still had the full bucket.
- 49:06Speaker 2: I'm wiping my eyes, getting salt in my eyes with
- 49:08Speaker 2: the butter popcorn, and I was crying good.
- 49:13Speaker 1: It was so sad.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Can we get in here? I'm just I put my
- 49:20Speaker 3: keys in my pocket.
- 49:24Speaker 1: And we didn't even have no I remember, because we
- 49:25Speaker 1: didn't have we didn't catch the previews. We were running late.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Man.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Tears popcorn fresh soda full full on tear. Yeah, bru,
- 49:41Speaker 1: he didn't even know what's happening here. He was just
- 49:43Speaker 1: like he just watching.
- 49:47Speaker 3: The Figaw. I ain't ship for that man. They need
- 49:51Speaker 3: to be slammed.
- 49:52Speaker 2: God damn you get the audience as soon as they
- 49:54Speaker 2: sit their punk asses down in this movie theater.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Right fresh off of Nicole kitt.
- 50:00Speaker 1: And Spiel we want to tea. I hate that dog.
- 50:05Speaker 1: I'm so glad. Is it done? They well, they said
- 50:08Speaker 1: it was done, then they brought it like a different one,
- 50:09Speaker 1: but they said it's coming back.
- 50:10Speaker 2: I heard they spend twenty five million on that, so
- 50:13Speaker 2: that's why they run it. I've read that somewhere on
- 50:17Speaker 2: how much that was her.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Well, she she got a.
- 50:19Speaker 2: Big salary for it, but I already knew it was
- 50:22Speaker 2: gonna be expensive to getting the cole kitmen to do
- 50:24Speaker 2: something like that. But twenty five million, you god damn right,
- 50:27Speaker 2: I'm gonna play.
- 50:28Speaker 1: This, Well, that makes more sense. I hate Nigga. I'm
- 50:32Speaker 1: here already. That should be a TV commercial.
- 50:36Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like we are in the theater,
- 50:38Speaker 3: not the artist for this.
- 50:40Speaker 1: I go to that AMC every.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Time, and they shot it in the in that they
- 50:45Speaker 2: shot it in that, AMC. Really, I think that's the
- 50:48Speaker 2: same exact AMC they shot it in.
- 50:51Speaker 1: I'd be so mad when you're here your magic shot
- 50:55Speaker 1: the hell up? Nicole here we hated man, damn man,
- 51:04Speaker 1: she just walked, she walks through the puddle. I'll be like,
- 51:07Speaker 1: sit down, sit down, AMC. Theasis shut up. And I
- 51:16Speaker 1: like her, she's great, But I've also seen that done year,
- 51:21Speaker 1: done enough. Dang all right? So how many we gat
- 51:32Speaker 1: you run out of school? All right? Oh wait, hold on,
- 51:36Speaker 1: I'm mixed? Why is this even in here? All right?
- 51:40Speaker 2: So The Fox and the Hound was the first movie
- 51:47Speaker 2: to The Fox and the Hound was the very first
- 51:51Speaker 2: movie to fold me up. So I gotta put it
- 51:54Speaker 2: on here, you got to That's what That's what created
- 51:56Speaker 2: my brothers being like, oh that was the more you
- 51:59Speaker 2: cried out. Yes, we watched The Fox and the Hound.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Your boys was out of here.
- 52:08Speaker 2: Why can't they just be friends? My brother's just like
- 52:14Speaker 2: you cry both my brothers was like you crying in
- 52:23Speaker 2: the middle.
- 52:28Speaker 1: Wes in theaters. Man, I was done, But at that moment.
- 52:32Speaker 3: I was like, hey, cry no mo man, not in
- 52:36Speaker 3: no movies. I'm gonna cry all other stuff.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Y'all gonna have to put up with that when I
- 52:40Speaker 2: bust my head when y'all fished me off, I'm crying there.
- 52:43Speaker 2: I ain't gonna cry movies no more. Foxing the Hound
- 52:46Speaker 2: was the debut cry for me. When I was watching
- 52:50Speaker 2: something that's so funny, man, oh man, I saw a
- 52:53Speaker 2: little somebody posting it on the timeline, that little thing
- 52:58Speaker 2: when you see the inside the of the dude's head
- 53:01Speaker 2: and you put the image in there when you got
- 53:03Speaker 2: traumatized whatever. Somebody had that Fox and the Hound scene
- 53:06Speaker 2: in there. I swiped so fast because they were showing
- 53:09Speaker 2: they were showing the fox like and then they had
- 53:13Speaker 2: the dog in the car and then the lady looked
- 53:15Speaker 2: back at the fox to see the tear. Room almost
- 53:19Speaker 2: swipe my phone up the goddamn window. I was like, no,
- 53:22Speaker 2: I'm not reliving that. I haven't even watched the Land
- 53:25Speaker 2: Before Time or Bamby. I've been avoiding them. Really, I
- 53:29Speaker 2: ain't even looked at threepe I even I ain't even
- 53:34Speaker 2: pulling up That's hilarious.
- 53:35Speaker 1: My last one, and this was very surprising to me.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Toy Story three, when them dog On Toys had just
- 53:43Speaker 1: resigned to die. They was holding hand dog.
- 53:48Speaker 2: I felt like, first of all, the first one was
- 53:51Speaker 2: with ninety sixty.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Five, and when was what was Toy Story three? Two thousand? Yeah,
- 53:58Speaker 1: it was two thousand eleven. M hold on, it was.
- 54:05Speaker 3: Ten, okay, twenty ten.
- 54:07Speaker 1: I've been through fifteen years with these toys and it
- 54:12Speaker 1: looked like lots of one. He said, yeah, and he
- 54:16Speaker 1: ran off, kill him, kill him, damn for you guys.
- 54:21Speaker 1: But Tom, they were just like, I mean, they tried everything.
- 54:24Speaker 1: They're just like, well. I was like, they better not.
- 54:30Speaker 1: And I didn't know. I didn't know either.
- 54:33Speaker 2: It felt like a Swan song they could have. They
- 54:35Speaker 2: gonna do it like this the same the way day.
- 54:40Speaker 2: I was like, who fade to white? Though?
- 54:44Speaker 1: Tom, They was like, we've been with these toys for years.
- 54:53Speaker 2: My kids had the toys, like we had watched the
- 54:56Speaker 2: movies with them, like this is a part of our life.
- 54:59Speaker 1: I said, Woody and buzz Man, that's family, man. I was.
- 55:03Speaker 2: I was twelve when that first movie came out, and
- 55:06Speaker 2: I thought it was to me, it was the most
- 55:08Speaker 2: I was like, this is the Toy Story. Toy Story
- 55:11Speaker 2: blew my head off.
- 55:12Speaker 1: It was amazing.
- 55:14Speaker 3: I didn't know what to expect. Man, that shit was amazing.
- 55:18Speaker 1: I can't think of a better opening movie for a
- 55:21Speaker 1: studio than Toy Story from Pest.
- 55:23Speaker 3: That's how you opened the studio. But what out the
- 55:26Speaker 3: gate print?
- 55:26Speaker 1: The money? Now?
- 55:27Speaker 2: What it make on a domestic The first Toy Story
- 55:31Speaker 2: made like one hundred and something. Actually, it didn't go crazy,
- 55:34Speaker 2: but it went.
- 55:35Speaker 1: It was good though.
- 55:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great, you know, but worldwide, I'm not
- 55:38Speaker 2: sure what it made, but it made one something that's good.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's the reason we don't get kids
- 55:44Speaker 1: movies anymore.
- 55:45Speaker 2: I believe three made full Hamas whoa hit that full day?
- 55:54Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 55:54Speaker 2: Man?
- 55:55Speaker 1: So yeah, I remember Toy Story two.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Almost had me when they were going into what's the
- 56:03Speaker 2: name's origin story Jesse Jesse, and there was a.
- 56:07Speaker 1: Song they was playing. I was like, you, motherfucker, I
- 56:11Speaker 1: know what y'all trying to do.
- 56:13Speaker 2: That song they was playing when they were showing Jesse's
- 56:16Speaker 2: origin story, I was like, y'all just.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 56:20Speaker 2: I was just like.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Sarah McLaughlan in here too for the double team. If
- 56:30Speaker 1: this is what we're doing? Man? All right, man, enough
- 56:34Speaker 1: of this, see y'all next week, all right,