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Party at Baldric's House · Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration

• all righty then let's get excited for another amazing episode of rock grind please stop calling me a freak i don't appreciate it i think i just called you a freak welcome everyone to another exciting episode of rock grind i'd like to introduce all the amazing people that bring you rock grind starting off with odo roshi hi hello it's me odo roshi this was the worst time to open my water bottle for a drink uh i got you i'm playing vita the sylph swashbuckler and now that my move is finished once again i'm back in your walls thank you so much you know i love what you've done with the place yeah any any features that you kind of want anything you want to potentially take from them um you know i i would really like some snacks in here just leave some by the front door and i'll scuttle down the side of the building and get some awesome of course next up the one who may have helped build those walls is the ever indomitable hulky crow yes that is me i'm hulky crow today i will be playing the kanrasu cleric rahua and yes i did indeed build those walls because it is a very well-known fact that i'm in them at all times you may ask why am i in your walls and i tell you don't worry about it is there anything you can do no i am in your walls stop trying the one to potentially blow up the oh go ahead go ahead that's an awesome original gimmick you have there hulky i know it's so original i'm incredibly smart too don't you know someone's doing my bit you know just but of course one who may destroy all those walls is erindale hey oh i'm i'm earned i'm playing the human alchemist uh baldrick and uh yeah i'm i'm kind of i'm kind of the guy who they call on to try and get people out of people's walls because you guys can't seem to stay out of it you're eating all the asbestos uh you can't do that it's expensive it's an antique you shouldn't do that and of course the one who may revolutionize these walls to plaster all sorts of propaganda on top of it is the ever is the ever revolutionary speaker d hi everyone i'm speaker d and i've got a i got a great one for you okay all right so let's let's pretend for a second that and you might not i'm in your wall i'm in your wall not your walls i hate you people oh and it's it's okay i can't go to the next i can't i'm beating you i'm beating you man every speaker was original but of course uh we will not be able to be able to suffer in the world of rock without our ever amazing game master thurston hillman uh and of course i am your host today i am zoran the bear playing the strix druid oran today and of course uh thank you everybody for coming back thank you everyone for uh sharing the show and visiting everywhere remember if you like the show and everything that we do you can always visit us at patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration our youtube channel we have we have our shows on podcast platforms all that sort of stuff but of course we stream this live on twitch.tv to where you guys can mess with us via the hero point bars down below and all sorts of fun stuff but of course i think we laughed at a very interesting uh situation from last episode of rock grind thurston how are you gonna fuck us today well first of all because i think it's important i give an opportunity here would anyone like to recap last session for a hero point that you absolutely won't need this session yeah who wants to recap anyone yeah anyone at all yeah no all right i don't know stinking hero points i take them all out okay cool um so i feel like i cheat if i do it so go ahead thurston all right all right well last time on our illustrious rock grind our destined band of chuckle fucks uh decided that they would have a uh a bit of a discussion with uh the great the great punkle comp to the gnome um this was a uh a whole whole situation that happened where they ended up conversing and getting information out of punkle comp learning that much of punkle comp's um involvement was how shall we put this um fairly exaggerated and punkle comp had apparently been um had apparently been um not part of the group that had gone out into the solitude despite what they had said uh this this led of course to to a lot of conversations among the party as far as what directions to go and then brought them back to baldrick's house where the group had decided that they would begin conversing um on how to proceed eventually focusing their efforts on the um the deckland family specifically uh the the grandfather cademan who's passing away and doing some more investigation into sandal deckland the how shall we say less than uh it's the nice noble the party's had some dealings with all that being said the group returned to baldrick's house where they rested for the night and prepared for the next day however as we ended uh ruhua who um at some point had also destroyed a couch in baldrick's house um was standing sentinel and noticed that the doorway uh to the room or to the to the building that was attached to baldrick's and now open to baldrick's thanks to a broken wall had opened slightly and uh we're going to start exactly where we left off with you ruhua having seen the door open and i want to know what uh what you're gonna do ruhua seeing that the door has now opened up knowing that doors typically do not open on their own uh is going to mantle his soulforged armor and armament okay wow okay awesome are you taking any other actions as this occurs uh ruhua is going to take a step back and kick oran just a little heel thrust oran what what was that for man we have unexpected guests but oran looks around gonna roll a perception check to look around for unsuspected guests yeah how about how about what we do is for the two of you that are there um let's uh let's put you in into initiative for you know no particular reason here i'll even turn you from being unconscious and prone and you stand up um i'll let you uh roll perception for initiative both of you in fact oh thank you thirsten thank you thirsten that's awesome oran got a 29 in bonkers house oh and who got a 20 oh i'm just gonna update you to have a 20 for no particular reason um cool um uh oran yeah you with your 29 um you hear creaking on the wood at this location and this location basically like right right by the entry door there's like you hear sudden creaks on the wood okay it's like um oran knowing from the many days that he lived in the forest to the various mountain paths passes and such where predators will come over and sneak up and try to get him he's gonna go he's gonna like get down misrua and oran will jump over to is this spot uh applicable yeah you can go yeah yeah awesome he'll go he will he'll jump over that way and he will cast galblast pretty much just um galblast is basically when flows from your outstretched hands and whirls around you in a five foot emanation each creature in the area takes bludgeoning damage equal to your spellcasting ability modifier for the fortitude save apparently she's going just to try to basically try to be like if something's sneaking around there and he can't see it he's gonna he's basically just gonna just rattle everything absolutely if they're hiding behind the couch or the benches or anything else like that he's like get out of here and they have to make me a dc 26 fortitude save cool um okay uh click that damage thing for me awesome and i roll for the damage it is six on the d6 plus four for a total of ten you hear something right here as something smashes into this uh this countertop near the near the south like something's pushed into it from your galblast there's also of course the uh the damage uh the like the cruft and and such on the couch from our previous encounter um that is sort of torn up by that but um i am going to do a few things here all right you should now see a like a token at least uh or possibly be visible so you you don't you don't see what it is but you know there is something in that in that that space now um and with that that was oran all right yes uh yeah that'll be into my turn sorry all right so um oran um there is a a moment um as this this occurs you are sort of like looking around um the the the space in front of you immediately becomes filled with with with someone who is standing there um they appear in front of you as though out of thin air as though they like take a moment to sort of um like recenter themselves and then you see i will share the art here one moment loading loading loading loading loading loading all right you see uh a what was that so you got i believe i believe okay okay okay uh for some reason just foundry was a bit slow there all right you see uh a what can only be described as a martial artist appear in front of you who has baggy clothing but is standing on one foot the other one is like poised up and they appear in front of you suddenly um as their like whatever strange visibility effect that was on them ends and they immediately go and like begin taking um taking strikes at you uh their their fists and legs coming out um at you um and they begin by doing a a flurry of attacks on you ow so oh and i will turn off my private rolls now that they're invisible um imagine i'm getting jojoed in my face again all swollen oh yeah you know like this so these arms are like like coming in you're getting like kicked and and basically the way that they're holding their their fingers is they have like their four their thumb is sort of pulled into their palm and they're four digit like stabbing you um yeah so from the first one uh you will take 18 points of damage as you were hit in your throat um then you are struck again help me there is a there is a miss with that um and then for their last action they move over to the entrance here basically smashing you once in your throat then pulling back also want to point out lovely art by one of our esteemed local artists yes thank you very good soothees opie orange looking at rahua go please kill him your your throat is broken you can't say anything as you as you you have this um and rahua you hear this um something something materializes in front of you as another one of these figures appears in front of you rahua um and they have the they have the sort of same same appearance sort of veiled face um light armor in fact it's almost no armor at all uh and they come at you starting with a a brutal kick uh to your face rahua face attack oh uh as you are like looking over at orrin and then this this thing appears in front of you oh are you fucking and he crits you yes oh no fuck that's a really high roll holy shit 44 points of damage um then their second attack oh a second one oh yeah well they flurry of blows there's more than one they get two attacks for the price of one um and then they hit you again uh this time doing uh 18 more points of damage to you oh like you feel your face kicked snap back and then one of these uh these four like four-fingered uh strikes comes and just cracks your jaw part of it like in fact breaking off briefly um rahua you're up they did that training where you punched the tree a whole bunch and now they get to use it they did oh i guess i'll crack his jaw back into place a little bit oh it's like this this is how you want to play okay or it'll get down uh and rahua will hold out his hand to this ninja-like figure okay and with a brief smark a brief smark a brief sparkle of light it's smarkle now no fuck i'm embedding that shut up i'm very clear orin did not get down all the same a beam of searing light erupts from rahua's hands as i cast radiant beam in just in a straight line all the way through here oh i like that it's gonna hit orin i like that i told orin to get down do you want to paste the spell in here for us of course i would love to this is what you get for trying to make smarkle a bit i must damage to my tape for mentioning smarkle the era of the era of bits is over yeah the rule of serious is now oh no oh i like this one oh let me let's read oh oh the beam deals 5d10 good damage good damage it's supposed to bad damage it's 5d10 good damage on a failed saving throw a creature becomes dazzled for one round or dazzled four it's it will i can't read that because it won't tell me that it's a condition item there we go four rounds on a critical fail if it passes through an area of magical darkness or targets a creature affected by magical darkness gradient beam attempts to counteract the darkness you need to determine whether the light passes through an area of darkness draw a line between yourself and the target i would also like to know it's 120 feet in length yes so you are hitting you are hitting next door yes crunch no fuck them kids yeah i'm glad our house expansion efforts continue true it's true i'll bill you later okay um yeah you can place the line i would declare that orin was able to duck and dodge i did give him ample warnings yeah yeah can you never declare that there's your line there's the line can you never declare that uh well how about this how about you click on your token there orin and press the save dc 24 basically that is that is you ducking all right orin attempts to duck he succeeds with the saving throw you succeed i'm going to to roll for these two and see what we get here oh a crit fail on the first one yeah which uh i don't know why i shouldn't have to save on that but whatever i save anyway and on the other one it was almost another crit fail but a success on the other one so um okay so a couple things happen here if you want to click that damage button for me uh hulky of course oh you rolled well it's 39 damage double damage to the front one here wob uh the other one is going to take half damage and orin you take no damage because your alignment is good and since we aren't remastered yet um you're good you take since your alignment's good you take no damage from good good oh effects you feel a sunlamp for a hot moment yeah the old arcade game design saved me today oh and then yeah um you can tell that the one in front of you is like uh quite quite quite dazzled like their their head rocks back as they're like continually try to blink um their veil like hiding their mouth but there's like a sense of shock on their face uh so that was what two actions right uh yes it was yeah you got one action left you are a hundred percent correct and because of that action with this dazzled person in front of me now dazzled as they are i'm gonna try to brain them and i'm gonna strike them with my mossy pick cool oh so can i hero point it you you can remember the target you can yes you can it is i remember the target target the enemy target the enemy smash them halt and oop wagon 27 i must have forgot to rename this thing a 27 will will hit okay uh well um let me see here will it hit um you know what no no it's not gonna hit no because i'm gonna use this ability what's that ability to do with the retort uh the rafa retort which is when they're in their stance they can increase their ac bonus from a uh plus one to a plus three against the triggering attack which will cause this to miss and if it does they can make a melee strike on you instead i hear you that's fucking awful um and if this melee strike hits they're gonna do some persistent mental damage to you too wow i'm moralizing him but but i have some good news here boss this one in front of you is dazzled so it does have to make a flat check in order to hit you now so this this could all be a funny ha ha hoo hoo hee hee thing we'll see i do make my uh my my my my melee strike we'll see if this hits it will hit but the question is does the concealment stop this oh i don't believe it does i believe can see dc5 i will hit you so my my dear friend rahua you will only take 12 more points of damage and three persistent mental as whatever smacks into you smacks into your head and your head is just suddenly burdened by something like some crisis of of philosophy or faith why can't why can't why can't i hit him why can't i hit him why isn't he dead why isn't he dead and with that that will end your turn and because they did this on a reaction you have to make a recovery check and you take that three points of persistent mental damage so you can click that roll recovery check uh you are still taking the mental damage as you continue to have a crisis of faith cool that was fun yeah all right orrin i'm having a problem you're doing okay man right yeah you're getting them right i'm seeing rahua no i'm fucking not just basically just seeing fist size imprints in his wood cool uh orrin you're up make a decision at this point is anyone like like are we getting real loud here are we kind of running the laser just went off yeah i'm assuming the gust of wind pushing all the furniture and everything where i'm making such a racket in balderick's house all of our other intrepid followers if you want to uh click on your tokens and uh make a perception uh for initiative here i'll put all of you into combat real quick so that you're there you're right i'm at the very bottom with a stunning 12 okay oh one sec one two four balderick is trying so very hard 23 she's trying so very hard to uh oh excuse me that was my you wanted me to make that for initiative excuse me yes yes okay then i need to do that a different way okay because my my initial my perception is only 13 so i'm gonna read a little bit or are you gonna add two to that i'm just gonna add two to that so yeah i got you boop boop okay uh balderick updated okay and then tanhauser got a 24 and then vena got a 23 cool awesome all right uh well we will go back to orrin then awesome remind me thurston large creatures have a reach have a reach thing right um generally speaking yes um it sort of depends on the particular i i don't know i didn't make him wow fuck you thurston i was reconfiring with you all right i'll say yes i suppose i could find out for you if you want me to take some time i'll just say yes okay okay i made him he has he has it now that's fair that's fair i never did declare okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah i'll do it as a teachy bar okay thurston fuck you then uh basically i'm gonna spend i'm gonna spend i don't know you have to you you build a bear i didn't build the bear i'm i'm as the bit is going on uh i'm going to spend one action to command gorgamongers because since he is my uh companion it'd be like gorgamonger kill so he'll do his actions after i'm done with mine that's one action for me and then i'm gonna spend two actions to two action heal ruhua sure and i will heal him at third level so i'm gonna turn to ruhua kablam do some healing do for 39 points i got you whoa oh thank you rm he's like and r just goes gorgamonger kill and you hear like as he comes over and gorgamonger will come up with his jaws will come over and go let me see good opening next turn strikes to deal okay make sure of that he's going to try to melee the one in front over hua and hits him for a 36 and will deal 18 points of damage to him nice so as i started my previous turn i assumed gorgamonger got up from a prone sleeping position and this time he moved up for one action and then meleed for the second action and that will be the end of oran's turn cool all right that brings us back to the intruder over here who um decides to move up please don't hurt me to you oran um still in their still in their stance um they advance up towards you and um they begin to yeah they they they they begin to uh to unleash with some uh some some further further attacks these like you know these kicks and and stabs with their their fingers come at you oran let's start oran oran has his fists up trying to like kind of box back and like mr tan has taught me this one yeah i'm gonna just get just massacred by this guy as you're like take 13 from the first then the second i miss um then for the third action they're gonna do two more attacks at full multiple attack penalty oh okay oh okay roll a natural 20 that's fine okay cool that's that's cool yeah i like that critical shit you will take 36 points as uh you are like you are deflecting all of these blows and you just hear this yeah like tan has your tummy and then you're just cracked in your like jaw and you feel like bone shatter and basically i just fall i just like like narrowly fall but he's still kind of standing up he's like you're gonna beat us up i'm gonna help mr tan has this revolution in my friends gorgamaker eat this one and that's what he'll scream as he gets his ass beat cool uh tan hauser so uh you are now not unconscious anymore you are awake ah excellent another morning uh i assume i'm i'm awake not normally but awake in the sense that i heard horrible laser beams being fired laser beams there's like crashing and booming from from the southern area nice how long does it take me to put on armor what kind of armor is it uh leather armor okay so let us see the uh leather armor is light armor i believe it is uh one minute so okay we don't have time for that yes so correct so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna walk out yeah open the door vali are you sleeping in the hallway yep okay she got drunk remember walk to vena okay so get up walk and then third action oh that's a great question um third action i will i'll wake up you just go crazy are you sure well i have one action left so i can't go too crazy um i'll just uh i'll like jostle vali awake wake up wake up wake up intruders it's necessary that we dispatch them oh why i don't know why once we interrogate them we can find out boy i can say a lot of words with one action and that's my turn thank you thank you for this very long action i approve very good very good uh well vena you're up next all right all right i wish i could see the status effects on her right now uh exactly uh can i uh i passed out in the hallway did i take my armor off no if you're passed out i mean you're also you're also hung over and drunk though i mean hey i'm gonna take what i can get let's see what armor do you have you have studded leather armor uh well let's find out what happens if you wear your armor while sleeping oh boy there's a mechanic for that oh of course there is oh oh i like this mechanic oh you have bones break you have the fatigued condition oh boy here you go take the minus one status penalty to your ac and saving throws could i could i instead uh have taken the armor off thank you you could yeah absolutely you could be choosing not to wear armor i'll allow it uh no i'll take my l okay okay um i'm going to uh i'll i'll get to my feet getting out for prone is a full action yeah it's well it's yeah one action to get up so okay so stand up from prone action one all right i'm gonna see the dude attacking oran uh i don't see the other dude from this angle um so i'm gonna walk my uh 35 feet of movement what i'm gonna kind of jump on top of here and just yep oh wow or popular or look stevena all cheeks puffed up a couple teeth missing he could he has squinty eyes because the cheeks are pushing up on his eyelids and stuff and he goes like i read my ass beat you son of a bitch you're beating my little man all right i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna stab this guy okay uh i don't have any any things for panache so i'm just gonna have to stab him the the regular way do it up that's a hit that'll hit nice we take those good john dimaggio here that's gonna be uh yeah 12 points of damage takes 12 what do i have the ice damage for oh it's a frost right here now i forgot i forgot we did that yeah yeah little upgrades oh yeah and that's it for you that's my turn cool it's gonna come back to our to our boy down here who um is going to continue unloading punishing salvos into the tree break him into mine well i'm going to um so that's your thing just hey just not even stop that just hey hey now there a second you better get out of here i don't have a reaction are you fucking kidding me no i have good news hulky it's still dazzled there is like a 25 percent 20 percent chance that'll fail this is not yeah sure come on i saw it we're not oh fuck i don't understand how the dazzle roll works i thought it rolled low before and still worked no no no it's um he okay so so dazzled gives you the counts everything is concealed so it's a dc five flat check so basically if on a one through four on a d20 i miss you it's basically like a 20 percent chance miss chance um but yeah it's still it's better than nothing it's just unfortunately right now you you got crunch so that's attack one um now attack two i will miss then i will attack three no i'll attack three because now i'm good that was that was his first action with a flurry of blows oh great now he's gonna go again critical miss critical uh probably yeah another critical miss cool cool um has one action left but um it's gonna actually move to here don't flake me bro oh no that's exactly what's happening don't flake me bro that's exactly what's happening i'm glad you saw it uh and is no longer dazzled at the end of their turn rahua you're being made into toothpicks yes rahua is just standing there ragged splintering falling apart like i really really don't appreciate you doing this please stop and he'll hold up his shaking hand shaking like a leaf and fingers his fingers crack a little bit more and i'm gonna cast the three action version of bone shaker shake his bones shake it baby shake his bones all right i'll make the save it will succeed but that is still i take half damage and you can move me up to five feet that is fine unless it falls prone because i would like to move him into the fireplace oh interesting okay hey thurston i want to can i narratively declare something i mean sure if he does that i want to narratively declare that it's actually a chemical fire in the fireplace baldrick can't afford wood i will allow this i will allow this yeah sure wood okay all right you can move there take away one of my points please that is now a chemical fire it is far more hazardous so what i will do for this is i will i will consult the i believe i have to find the hazardous hazardous environment one moment hazardous terrain here we go just have to find where i can find the the damage chart for hazardous so this would probably be a moderate threat so this would deal 66 fire damage um i will as the owner of the house baldrick i will allow you to roll the fire damage thank you it will it will do a basic um i think i will go with a basic save based on the level so uh that's 22 damage for you okay um so i will say that it is a reflex um one sec i'm going to do a a level based since that would be most appropriate here a level based reflex save uh this will be the level of the party so your eighth level so yeah dc 24 reflex save here this is like you know they're pretty good at reflex so like bone shakered into it they they will see how they do i'll roll a natural one so he'll take double damage um i will do baldrick will take 44 damage hell yeah injury um excellent baldrick is in the other room screams uh no i will just you you have entered into my house i can spend narrative declaration points to turn into kevin mccallister uh this this this this like intruder screams on fire well actually doesn't scream makes no sound instead falls down slumps over and like begins to burn in the chemical fire it is very potent fire they are they are being turned into ashes very quickly yes um and that was a three action from her who so baldrick you're up now oh and then uh see if you uh yeah sorry see if you make your recovery check god please fuck oh take three more persistent what she understand vena is that uh the the it is much more hazardous if you fall into it otherwise it's very easy to control and it looks fabulous you can even adjust the rgb values of it but if you fall into it you fucking die you fucking die you just straight up fucking die uh yeah baldrick's up but he uh like typical protocol for him is like someone's busted into my house i'm not going to charge out there like an idiot let me still please uh yeah sure so um it'll still be like a move to unlock the door yeah but can i roll stealth first because i'm not gonna get to do anything absolutely because there's like no angle yeah so uh i'm actually gonna take off the armor check penalty because i'm not wearing armor because yep i will i can set get you um you just have to go into your character and where it says breastplate change it i rolled a net 20 okay so so that's a 37 for stealth yeah so so so you are you are very much hidden um yeah and then you can open the door um you can see tan hauser is there um so given like given you're like stealthing i'm assuming you're like assessing the situation right now like you're are you wanting to like do an in-depth perception check here i will yes i'm going to do an in-depth perception to see if there's anything anything specific going wrong besides the gamer that fell into my gamer fire of course okay please please can i go into the hallway to do that or do i have to be in my you can do it from where you are and i'll just pretend like you're you have vision out the hall because you you're like look around i'm craning my neck okay yeah exactly just a regular old perception yep perception go uh 14 that won't be enough i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna hero point with my oh question absolutely if i could have people stop going online on steam they want to be your friends oh oh there you that's much better that's 24 cool uh yeah so you detect more sounds on the uh the boards uh i will mark them as uh on the map you can tell there are two more figures in the hallway right basically pincering tan hauser who's run out and i have nothing left i can do nothing left but you can always talk as a free action i it would talking unstealth me yes then no okay i'm sorry tan hauser you have hit points you'll be okay that was not very solidarious of you well it's actually really smart that baldrick did what baldrick did because these guys go next um it's like oh yeah they're gonna they're gonna don't worry tan hauser i'll let you know that they're there's like oh and he like turns around and gets punched in the face and turns around and gets punched in the face and gets turned around and gets punched in the face well not quite um so a couple things all happen once again um and like you would see this from your little like vantage point baldrick um the steps get closer to tan hauser there is a move action um you briefly hear something else um and then this figure appears and i will show the art of once again from s elliot a great artiste of ours who is sorry the image is so thank you for drawing the creatures that shall kill tan hauser i love you it's very good i would for some reason this image is taking forever to load and i'm just going to keep stalling but what you see is an individual who appears in front of you tan hauser um this one is wielding two blades and you've seen these types of blades before they're the culba blades that you've encountered in the last uh episode um these sort of like wavy blades um and um as you like see this this creature like or this human come into corporeality this creature um you can tell that one of the blades has some kind of liquid on it as he goes to stab you oh joy of joys yes not ideal this is this is this is your checkpoint that we're playing deus ex did you put any points into poison resist no i put it all into swimming god you boob if they stab you in the metal part you'll be fine so um you are going to be flat-footed just against this first attack um as the blade comes uh to to impact you tan hauser uh both blades come at once oh oh good that was perilously close to a 20 yeah so you will you will get hit there and then a second swing will hit you as well uh you will get hit by both of them um so the first one will deal whoa i rolled like very high there uh 24 from the first one okay and then the second one will deal 21 then um i require you to make me a fortitude save sure thing i must ask yes um is these uh against diseases poisons or radiation it is against a poison then i'll go ahead and take my constructed bonus yes sir you don't poison poison resist 19 because i got a three on the dice yeah people don't love you today you have no hero points i'm just got started unmourned due to me the grief is hurt okay um you take uh eight points of uh poison damage oh okay poison courses through your system that house is dead cool and hauser takes spider damage aggravated yeah um okay that's cool this one is now visible okay um uh yeah this other one's gonna go now um let's see doesn't actually doesn't see baldrick so goes for tanhauser yeah i hope he doesn't see me with a 37 still so fucking same thing i guess um uh yeah and flanked uh trust me this is the it almost would have been better if he could have seen baldrick we'll see how this plays out um this one once again like you barely have time to recognize it um tanhauser because as this one like comes out to you that they have a blade you can tell the the coloration on the blade of this one is a different color um as it comes and stabs you oh my god well that's good um so the the poison blade misses you the second strike yes i have both villain points so i'm gonna reroll that one so i'll reroll the second attack because i didn't reroll the the other one so that one okay cool um so that one will hit but it's not poisoned um so i will just deal still a rather high amount of damage uh well you know and then i will also deal so i will deal this r2d6 and he will do an additional seven points of precision from sneak attack on you okie dokie 29 yep okay um and then you're no longer flat-footed because you now see them but you will be flat-footed effectively from the flank uh and that is it for them oran you're up uh you look north to see your companion now uh surrounded by knife wielders oh oran will let's see uh vena coming in don't worry guys i'll help you i was like you should have seen my view of like vena running past all the invisible people and i'm like oh tan house is gonna have a bad day gonna have a bad day it's gonna real suck i'm trying to trying to bait what would be the the best course of action here i don't want to be tanking anymore but i also need gorgamunger up in front so he sees how screwed tanhauser is so oran unfortunately not able to um get what he wants done and this many actions uh gorgamunger at least will get a action to act regardless of what he does so in so he will basically move up to be close enough mr tanhauser he's gonna move his 25 feet here to basically get down the hallway uh saying tanhauser getting flanked and he'll two action heal mr tanhauser sure also i messed up apparently it auto did the precision damage on that one so i just i i took off the extra i did there to tanhauser oh thank you yeah thank you chat for pointing that out i forget how cool and automated foundry can be sometimes there we go so basically i heal oran comes up i got you mr tanhauser whoa and then heals you for 28 points of damage uh that was his first action to move and two actions is the two action heal that gives him 30 feet of range for that um and now he is out of the way of the other guy which also shows they did not have attack of opportunity or just waiting for the other reactions um and for gorgamonger's single action since he can fly he will jump over everybody and basically just come over and go rawr and basically just just right in front of uh the other guy just pretty much just blocking the way as much as you can and gorgamonger just rawr right in front of the guy but he can't attack because there's just not enough uh actions to do so and that is the end of oran's turn cool um you need a web mode way mode yeah we do we do um okay so someone makes a web mode i'll add it to the twitch channel oh come on oh no how's it going buddy i hate you you really should i play for keep i play for keeps now oh no and then i'll roll a three and miss now then i'll do my second attack yeah and i'll miss and then i'll flurry you again oh can you i think flurry has flourish um yeah i might um that and it's a action type thing i don't think you can do that twice in a row yeah oh fine i'll just do my regular attack and miss anyways sad yeah i'll look it up for you just in case we're wrong also i checked the rolling on my large creature thing i was incorrect that uh companions get reach uh when they become larger they it's not scaled so i mess it up sorry but sorry people yeah it does have the flourish trait so my bad um so i can't so i'll just do that one extra to you but then and for people don't know what flourish is that means if you do that certain action or so you can't just do it once yeah you have you can only do one flourish per action part of the problem is is because i import stat blocks uh into here it doesn't have all the traits sometimes so my bad yeah but yeah it's all good uh so that uh is that and then that will bring us to tanhauser oran's approach and healing me tanhauser will crack his knuckles apologies gentlemen this is no longer a fair fight uh and i am going to uh let's see i have a couple moves i can make here i can either do decent damage to two people or mungo damage or try to do mungo damage to one what do you guys think i should do kill one kill one yeah focus on one tanhauser do work crimes gonna knife you all righty then uh in that case i am going to wheel around to this fellow uh i am going to true strike and then i am going to um uh spell strike a level four shocking grasp okay so uh i'll hit you with the release i want to alert you of something okay as you cast your spell your your true strike um you feel your blood start to boil it's not enough to like cause massive pain but you feel like your magic is now somehow like connected to to your blood specifically around the like the wound mark where you got hit by that poison okay well i don't know what that means but i'm sure i'm about to find out okay um so let's rock i do get advantage thankfully or well advantage isn't a mechanic in pathfinder but it's advantage yes yes it's fair fair enough there you go there you go 20 let's rock yeah does my uh grasping uh shocking grasp also crit yes yeah everything crits your melee attack and your spell damage so everything's lovely so starting off with 16 okay um that's the bottom one right the southern one yeah yeah yeah the bottom okay okay uh and then i actually don't have level 4 shocking grasp on me so i'm just gonna post shocking grasp here because i have i have a thing that lets me replace a spell with like shocking grasp because it's my signature so replace my fly with it and um so it increases by 1d12 per each it's 2d12 base and i'm increasing it by three levels so i'm essentially gonna be rolling one two three so it's level 4 so 5d12 5d12 yeah times 2 yeah 5d12 times 2 yeah okay cool um i do not have times 2 up so i'm just gonna roll 5d12 and we'll just i can just multiply it here cool yep all right i got you i got you and then we'll also take oh doesn't have any um well actually does let's see each doesn't wear they aren't wearing metal armor so no piercings uh no no a nose ring from college like can't blame me for trying right yeah okay so uh with all of that done uh you will take 10 points of poison damage i kind of wanted the nerve to declare he was wearing one of those metal studded belts from hot topic like that'll do i have to draw the line at like every creature isn't always wearing metal um but i will however say so so uh tenhouser you feel the like like casting those spells cause the poison to to accelerate within your system and in fact seems to have like pushed it i need another fortitude save for me please let's rock that is a 22 okay um so the poison progresses all right in that case i will spend a hero point and re-roll okay that is a 26 that will still not pass in this instance oh jesus fucking christ yep uh and you'll take 11 more poison damage did you spend a hero point on that yes okay thank you um tldr you can tell that like by casting a spell you like increase the dc and take damage from this poison oh that is that my vena you're up oh boy oh oh does tenhouser have one more action no it's true strike as one action and then spell strike i was about to tell you to step over so i could uh beam blast but i'll instead go help oran because he's getting smacked uh so i'm going to move up here i imagine that their reflex is quite high so i'm going to uh faint you're going to fall yeah i just i just pass out oh good night are you robot oh am i roboting hello no she sounds fine to me oh am i thurston uh thurston's having a problem yeah thurston's the connection thurston he's dying he's going he's going sorry sorry i like i don't know what happened there hello it's okay you're and i probably just had a little blip you're good yeah okay cool cool cool uh yeah i imagine that tumbling through this guy is probably not a great uh that they probably have rather high athletics and or acrobatics so i'm going to uh faint and i'm gonna uh try to deceive him with my fencer thingy uh and i'll hit you with a 32 on that okay um i believe that's just gonna be a success but i want to quadruple check um 32 yeah that's that's just a success so um they're flat-footed against your next melee attack yes and i will get my panache yes i will panache it's like yo going super saiyan uh i'm gonna finish her in let's see if i can finish him oh there we go that'll hit that will will hit uh the defense that they have is not enough to to knock it so they won't use their uh their thing so you may roll dimaggio all right uh hopefully this adds the finisher i've got the box checked let's see what happens there we go nice 27 points of damage for you good chunk of damage uh and that yeah that was all three of my actions so that'll be my turn cool all right uh that one's dead so it brings us to rahua oh rahua is going to move up and see what he can do i'm allowed to move yes you do space to make a waypoint and get around corners oh as you're dragging your token so as you drag it to one point space and then you drag it further oh i see there you go cool oh don't want to move there don't do that rahua blinks in for a second uh gmod wood clattering sound effect you can probably get here if you want to get a yeah you can probably move there i would love to we flank them into the kitchen now i have a couple different options here i'm kind of debating who needs help more this uh this gentleman right here not quite fond of him but would tan hauser benefit from eliminating somebody immediately rather than orrin yes i mean i if i if i could get a heal that could potentially keep me up um but you are you and orrin are both in rough shape um so i feel like me going down might be an inevitability unless my guy my guy here gets downed and then baldrick takes aggro from this guy um but then like you and orrin the two healers are both in a precarious situation so if there's anything you can do to heal all of us that might be wise alternatively take out this guy okay uh my only concern is just because orrin and i are so low yeah that if this gentleman here does not die instantly he might goon on both us yes even if you go down it's not permadeath so yeah that's true do you have uh do you have any heals you can dish out on your go oh i know it doesn't matter because they're up in initiative order yep fuck i am the last one to go it's basically gonna be you rahua then baldrick and then i get the the dunk squad by tanhauser okay yeah so trust in baldrick to do some damage i do recommend uh if you have a two action heal uh to probably just get tanhauser i can i can take a smoosh basically because then someone could then help get me up after but then it it all the healing stuff goes to you right after that is true because if if thurse decides to make these guys want to come in to kill as soon as someone goes down and then they start going oh i want to attack the guy who's down that's a quick way to kill a character so that is true multiple attacks against a down target real suck boys yeah so it's a quick way to go and you're rotten you know so someone's someone obviously has sent these people to kill us so we have to you know think to where they are here to not fluff with us we're here to die okay so the best thing to do is sort of help tanhauser out who has two people on him even if oran does get hit or even critted or so i am oran's less to get murdered unless all the people move or so so we're gonna have to take a risk and tanhauser is able to do a lot of damage still it's because he needs to get his arcade cascade and all that stuff so heal tanhauser and um have baldur kind of help out with some damage yeah yeah that sounds like a plan i have some i have some alchemical bombs left over assuming thurston hasn't decreed it as 24 hours since i made them no you're still good okay then i've got what's left in my pack to use and then they're gone and then i'll have to make new ones tell you what i i found a way around this i'm gonna use my two action heal on anhauser let me do it up for you it's a fourth level heal i'll just make her yeah you're in range i also have reach spell too yeah that takes an action to do unfortunately yeah but you're in range no worries yeah here comes the healing good roll and you get 21 points 21 points you should also get an extra eight because of uh the two action yeah yeah okay and how's doing big and make it nasty please did you use the actual heal spell i thought i did i clicked on my fourth little slot one sec one sec no no no no no no okay so you 16 21 then you add on an additional uh 1632 to that because it's uh the two action increases by eight for every level so which which level you cast a fourth level version of it i did yeah so you're gonna add 32 onto this so you're actually going to heal for 53 to ten has her okay yeah i yeah i have to figure what's going on with healing because i simply don't get it after after i sit down with you and fix your spells please oh please prompt and everything anyway times of healing boom ten houses basically a full ten houses ready to rock again uh and i'm going to make use of actually checking here no it is the essence of majesty so i'm going to use that for my final action to pass my cantrip of anarchy barrage for one action yeah on this one i'll have to crush it you moved once for one action oh no you're right heals two actions i know same team as much as i'd also like to cheat no it's fine no i'm absolutely a fraud i'm cheating yeah same team i got you i got you all right baldrick you're up oh and then yeah world of recovery because you take three more mental damage of course nope yeah you did it's gone wobble on the seven for a second wobble very good okay very good all right so i don't have a whole lot to work with but i do have one moderate alchemist fire left and two acid flasks or well i have six acid flasks that's it first and by the way at what level do i get more uh alchemical bombs to make again i mean every level you get more alchemical bombs i mean i mean ones that are ones that are usable that are not just alchemist fire um i mean like every every level i need to get with you on that is my point because unfortunately my my production capability is not impressive at this level i mean there there is a there is a bit of a i won't say gap but there is a jump in terms of alchemicals um because you're kind of in the the area of like ah you get like your 2d 8 bomb and you don't get your another your next bomb to like a level 11 when you get like the 3d 8 when can i i'll get with you on this shit later but i i need to i'm gonna try to diversify things the problem is is like i can't do a whole lot and i don't want to waste a slot on something i'm not gonna use uh all right so i'm gonna draw and throw because that's one action for me yep uh draw and ask alchemist fire i'm targeting this man right here i've targeted him the guy directly behind and this is a basically a stealth attack right i've already got him flat-footed so basically he'll take the penalty here so terrific ball die that's 26 uh that'll it cool i guess i'll do damage with it then yep john demachio unimpressive with an 11 11's pretty good well it's 15 total because the splash also hits on him yeah i suppose oh yeah that's right my splash is based on my int modifier yeah so so you've got 15 and then he's also got persistent fire on him now he will also he will take two additional because he's supposed to be taking so are you oh that's right yeah yeah can you not see the guy bottom of tanhouser i i can't see him but no i can't see him from where he is no it's not it would it's yeah oh i can i can kill tanhouser if you'd like i wouldn't like that very much all right so i hit him with the fire so he's on fire and you know what people are already like wrecking my house baldrick is just kind of he'll he'll be angry later i'm gonna i'm gonna draw and throw an acid flask as well this is multi-attack penalty minus five gold sorry i don't know what's going on what what do you mean what's going on what happened my internet just cock kick me out of discord for some reason okay so sorry you you threw your first bomb then you threw again miss but you'll splash damage so yeah that'll be another since he is doing it from stealth uh what he also it was the first attack i just got out of the stealth yeah so the first attack footed then the subsequent ones he's aware for them zoran i got this don't worry dude yeah uh i guess with the last one i'll draw and throw my third and final one because i'm not doing fucking shit from over here minus 10 nice uh okay so that one however because it is a critical miss um we'll do the splash damage to both targets so tanhouser will take the six as well sorry area damage my old friend i have i have no choice no no i am one of the worst classes to be caught uh without having my crap ready because i have to spend so much time preparing it it's terrible all right that's all i got let me uh end my turn all righty so um that brings us to our stab boys um well um yeah i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna stab you again okay so tanhouser the one in front of you um let's see here yeah they're they're just gonna stab you twice so first attack make sure i have you targeted i'm not targeting anyone else good good good and this one comes up and continues to attempt to stab you tanhouser very good very good crap uh that will create you thurston yes just just let me know what the damage is okay okay sure sure sure sure uh 33 uh what if he didn't take that damage right now that'd be pretty cool what do you got for me dog uh rahua will reach his crumbling hand out swipe it to the side as a ghostly image of tanhouser gets ripped from him and disappears into the weave as i cast delay consequence oh and tanhouser will not take the damage right now okay okay okay okay okay so when the spell ends oh interesting so so okay okay cool cool i will remember this um you have to this point okay so then i will restore your hit points to you tanhouser um but there is still a second stab that happens here now this one's the super no that's just a miss um so that was a stab a stab twin venoms might as well stab it to win it there we go uh his get you with a normal hit on his third and final put a 21 here tanhouser i'll take it okay good that will be the first one now the second one um who is on fire um the second one will stab you oh he he doesn't give a shit huh oh there's the other crit yeah there's the other crit oh spicy it's very spicy so there'll be 48 and then the second it's gonna go down when the delay consequence goes off yes um that will hit for 23 more tanhouser's up with how many oh no that that takes him down okay yeah i'm so tanhouser uh goes to dying as the second stab hits him uh so tanhouser you just you fall down um as this this strikes you um now this is kind of beneficial for you in a way because now you move up in the initiative order you go up to the point in the initiative order where the target who hit you was um and then this other guy is now going to use his final action because he stab stabbed to rush to there god damn it making me move i will make you move um and that is it for that so basically like this whirl of blades strikes into tanhouser eventually one of them like clinks through his back causes him to arch and fall forward um luckily though luckily it was not the crit that took you down so you are only dying one right now tanhouser you are not dying two um the other one goes this one goes past you uh at the end of their turn however they do take two points of persistent fire damage and will roll a recovery check for their fire hey thurston i have to ask still on fire yes when the delay consequence goes off what will that do to tanhouser uh that will put him to dying plus one basically it will tick up the dying on him needed to figure that out mhm oren you're up hmm it's like i'm trying to see what would be hmm hmm yeah yeah we got a little intense combat going on here this time i need to break the flanking yes you do that's what i need to do and prevent any other flankings from happening so oren will what i like point out too these these folks have been like entirely deadly silent the whole time like you you know that they don't have tongues so they're just like this is all happening in eerie silence minus your your screams and shouts to each other and castings of spells well yeah and i am super confident these guys will have attack of opportunity but i'll have to risk it for a biscuit if i really want to do a certain thing uh or i can the thing i don't want to do is leave tanhouser to his fate and since his initiative order was changed then um that means we break up if he comes right back up pretty much the i will also point out the other really fucked up thing that we have going on is he still poisoned oh yeah see it's a tough bit because i have to do healer and other thing all at the same time but i also need gorgamunger up there because he's too large unfortunately he can't quite fit well in the hallway yeah that's a rough one yeah i'm a barge sized creatures that's i mean that's what happens no matter no matter what environment you're in everything can be big or large you're never perfect all the time in starfinder you can have a party of six large sized creatures yeah fuck that fuck hallways and you're all giant walrus people of course yep yeah the definitely thing that i just don't need is tanhouser to stay down i need him to move away and potentially use door action economy ah you've learned my tactics slamming the door ah the door action economy so so what at least orn will do is that he will try to basically fly down this way no matter what he does i have to get in range at least of tanhouser so he's going to uh at least maneuver through rahua this way and so does not trigger attack of opportunity there is no attack of opportunity yes he will he will target tanhouser once more in two action heal okay tanhouser with a i don't have a second level heal now i'll use all my third level heals i have haste up and stuff but i will cast that to mr tanhouser so that should at least heal him for 29 points yep so that will bring him back that will remove the dying one condition um he will be prone and he will have wounded one there we go and um and so for that that's all his three actions grugger monger is going to step up yep basically he'll get up to here so if the guy ever decides to go through the door and try to go behind us he can't and try to fill up all those spaces so that's what uh he's currently doing that's the end of orn's turn okay uh my go um so the the one here um is no longer flat footed um this intruder will target um rahua and will make a single attack on rahua hit it's over oh that's for six two yeah yeah it's basically the hope or so is that no matter what i was gonna do he's tan i was gonna take the stuff and go right back down uh because your spells now ended and so the hope was that something would happen to where he would either miss or something else or so but now tan hauser thing will delay and go back down probably so and now at this point rahua will shimeme back in initiative order two before this person uh you are now dying one uh rahua as like once again uh foot hits wood and begins cracking uh and you just like the the the light in your eye dims as you kind of collapse um and then with the this second action um he will target oran this will be at map minus four you're also targeting tan alzarin exit oh sorry kill him kill him kill him oh i will i'm gonna spend a villain point to reroll this okay oh motherfucker um hey hey podcast listeners guess what i just rerolled into that's cool yeah so we got some good value for for rerolls oh boy yeah so i'll do 38 and then oran will go down and then for the third action uh they will move the fuck away vena you're up uh three uh two of your companions are now um like on the floor in front of you dead uh dying um and in fact it should be oh why do i have it dead it should be dying god that's what i was about to say i like how it's like i gave them the dead condition sorry i meant to give them the the dying condition let me uh let me fix that up got ahead of my i'm sure i'm sure it wasn't wishful thinking thurston sorry i'm just rolling a thing ignore it it won't matter oh it actually works out perfectly good um cool um and let me just change there's the boop okay there we go there we go uh like why is it still have you as dead you're not dead you're dying stop it row up sorry for some reason your tokens being silly row up okay there we go okay cool um all right so yeah vena you're up okay uh where did why don't i have vision on the third guy did he run around the corner yeah he moved he just walked out with his other action okay sweet okay um both of you are down uh we've got some health potions so i could get you back on your feet if you think that'll be worth our while because these guys you might you you you might you might want to get that potion over to tanhouser does baldrick have any potions me quite possibly because because keep in mind that the second that um baldrick's turn ends the the spell effect from rahua ends and tanhouser takes 31 points of damage he needs three hit points to not fall back down okay i wish this was baldur's gate where i could throw a first aid potion like a rock uh the thing is these guys are kind of blocking my way i don't know if i can get to tanhouser because i'd have to move you can go around yeah another another point because i want to help you here um is you've you've learned that they don't have attacks of opportunity like they would have used them on or and they did not right um i am pretty quick jump to tanhouser if we're doing baldur's gate and then you'll do hd 100 damage to this guy in the hall because you're an owlbear so the thing you can do is that you can just go around them um like say for example it's gonna be or i would do it like this way and then you can get here you'll get to that guy's left which would prevent them from trying to flank you at least uh they get around you yeah so you would be adjacent to tanhouser that way and then um from that uh you'll be able to write uh i will definitely you will put yourself in the damage yeah yeah well i haven't taken any uh attacks yet so honestly i i kind of need to be in the punch zone we need to get some heat off of you guys um so yeah in that case i will um which is the guy that you crit tanny was it this guy or this guy oh the second guy oh yeah the guy the guy here is presumably close to death okay because what i could do is i could pour a potion on either oran and ruhua move and then pour one on you or i can move heal you attack him um i think healing might be better than hurting because then we have baldric's turn and he can also heal me because i i'm probably gonna even if you put me up i'm gonna go down at the end of my turn we just want to avoid me going down at the beginning of my turn there is a slight problem speaker i can't heal you what about the people's loot do we have no potions there i don't let me take a look because i don't i'm pretty sure i would have enough to pull it out move and then administer oh right it would be it would be three actions wouldn't it to move pull it out yep that would be the whole that would be the whole bit and then the most i would be doing is giving you a moderate healing potion which is 38 plus 10 which is which is honestly enough to keep him up yeah yeah whatever i can i could i have health if they throw a rock at me i'll be well if you can do that then maybe you could spend your turn doing that and then uh vena could heal one of the healers and then focus on doing damage to the guy on death's door yeah we'll do that since i'm unfortunately not very effective when i have to quick make an alchemical device yeah i will i'll only be able to shoot the guy uh which is not my ideal damage um because i would have to be able to move to get to him um yeah you're technically not flanking because um tanhouser doesn't have a weapon out yeah uh damn i should have i should have made it so that my fucking first grenade was actually a sticky bomb oh well how rough does this guy look like is he like barely on his he looks rough but like rough for someone who clearly has a lot of hit points like right he can probably take one solid hit maybe two you're guessing okay oh yeah because i i only have my gun if i'm attacking from a distance so i can get him down to where hopefully baldrick can finish him off um but yeah i'm gonna uh here um i'm going to pull out a potion from the people's loot uh i'm gonna pull out the moderate healing potion uh and i'm going to dunk it on who has more healing uh orn or who uh who's good on spell slots uh like orn's all out of his third level spell slots okay what about rahula i think i have my cleric font heal but that's it okay yeah i have i have two two levels of heals all right in that case i'll go ahead and dunk it on orn because he'll also have a dragon getting up on his turn um so yeah i'll get rid of that and pour it on orn or 20 i like oh whoops i did not mean to not him i don't know why i like i i see why it's because of the silly something anyways um okay so orn is healed or you are no longer dying um you are prone and you will have the wounded condition um all right uh and then with my final action i'm going to line up a shot with my pistols and shoot this guy in the head i believe in you i i would like to share that belief all right i believe in you let's get his ass you hit that hits okay okay not not terrible not terrible max damage for 10 he's looking he's looking more beat up you okay there okay there yeah consumed by grief the greedening um i i i think that uh baldrick can almost certainly finish him off though um it's just a stiff breeze i i i would hope so because all i got are acid flasks i i can uh probably finish him off with my turn in a way that also damages the other guy then i'm gonna go down again from the poison um after that uh well you still need to heal right yeah yeah i'm working on it i'm working on it okay because because because because that'll be that that's venus turn now it's baldrick all right baldrick moves here i'm trying to select baldrick baldrick go there thank you this is more intense i'm going to use magic pockets to take the uh i take the moderate healing potion yeah from the people's loot and i'm going to administer it to tan hauser sure i can't quite there you go i don't know who i targeted with that oh thanks yeah i healed the people's loot with that one so i can take 22 hit points back there we go and that's my turn i love doing my job in our time you hear the half-life too wait you still have another action oh yeah you know i fucking don't all right so i still have a guy who gets to go next i i want you to know i can sit here and draw things from the people's loot and just administer them to him if we want to play this tug of war oh yeah i know oh i know deplete our fucking people's loot all you want so we've got we've got we've got this fine this fine gentleman here in the hall who gets to go next and i can't wait to see what happens after we take our break it's time to go to the break everyone get some snacks and we'll answer our beer bq and a questions from patreon and chat itself we'll be right back excellent and i stabbed the prone tannhauser not again oh no no i haven't been able to find the music yet to put in the background yeah we'll do this one what the fuck what the hell what the hell oh my god someone die yeah it's not great it's only 17 only 17 you made you made roshi yawn how do you feel about that oh oh i made roshi yawn well i suppose i will have to stab you again well let's not get ahead of perhaps so yeah you hit him i hit him a lot harder then i will hit you for 22 more it can't be what vitality can't be happening because i don't want it to happen oh well that's cool um and with that all done um oh yeah that's right you're prone there you go that's my action okay i get an attack of opportunity yeah you do nice sorry i have to go and push a talk very quickly and i forgot about it oh god trap card oh my god trap hole is back get ready now can i spell strike for my attack of opportunity no it's just a regular strike what do you think this is 5e because i think i think spell strike is a bespoke action right uh yes yeah oh hit him with your weapon yeah yeah it's a two actions so it's not even a single action we'll hit 27 i'll hit and will 7 kill that would have been neat though it would have stab he moves there at the end of his turn you take 31 points of damage i um yeah sorry sorry i i also want to do a reaction myself orin because he's now up um yep as he's walking he's gonna still make his distance but this is for future stuff i want to cast lose the path oh what's that do uh the trading creature the creature in range strides it's around the moving creature with lifelike illusions shifting their perception to the terrain blah blah blah the target must attempt a will save regardless of the result the target is immune to lose the path basically failure trace all squares as difficult terrain if he crit fails uh which he only just did a failure uh treats all squares as difficult terrain for its stride nice so if we decide to go south or anything else like that um it'll take him a lot longer to do that so all his stuff is doubled basically he has to every uh how long does this last for uh it does not say it's just for the movement right uh that's a good question i don't i think it's just the creature treats yeah it's just for the movement oh does it say that okay uh the attempt to will save ah i see what this is for you pretty much do it if someone's approaching you sort of but like he would have gotten from here so he would this would be 10 20 he would have still made it it stopped there because he couldn't he couldn't get behind baldrick basically yeah regardless i would prefer him yeah i still prefer baldrick for him to be behind baldrick uh okay because that removes him from a thing there so i will rescind what i did there my bad okay okay uh oh and then tannhauser will go above in the initiative order because he is now uh dying to um and yeah dying to and above um so the poison there won't go off which is good um this fellow here is gonna go and hmm still on fire ah you know what let's let's let's let's spread the love around gonna come down to here and gonna stab you vena so move and a stab yeah i almost brought up your character sheet to stab you with that would have been fun oh please i will miss oh i don't get to strike if he just misses it's only no it's only on a crit miss and then he will step back all right um that is their go uh oh and does he recover from his ongoing fire he does not he takes two and is still on fire all right um oren you're up i've been staring at my spell slots all day okay so i can try and get rahua back up but of course he might just get smacked get right brought right back down so i have to make that decision uh ten hauser would be able to get some leeway and even then like at 10 20 he would still no matter what i do for the moving people around with difficult terrain thing he would still be able to get to ten hauser no matter what i do so i have to make the decision do i bring ten hauser up to be wounded again to potentially die next time he goes down which will be very weak um or do i bring rahua up who does not have enough healing well one thing i can do i forget the single action of what it is where i can basically i keep forgetting what it is like for one action i'll basically just go i'll help you out rahua or at least just use a potion or something on him let's see actually i got an idea there's a suggestion yes you focus on you focus on rahua i'm gonna do something funny okay i can i i can fix this potentially because i can probably do two things at once because i keep forgetting that heal could also be a single action and i have two slots left on it so this will kind of be our hell mary uh to make this work so i'm doing two single action heal on rahua to bring him up so rahua can at least do something on like after this so he's not just doing recovery saves okay i do want to asterisk something else that might be just relevant to know because it hasn't come up much in her campaign there is another use for hero points that you can do to return you to life um basically when your dying condition would go up uh it basically brings you to like one hit point um um but it doesn't increase your wounded condition so that's always good to know oh so i will heal rahua okay heal oh for one action you are healed for full on eight so that is oh thank you yeah the one action heal is not that great um and then for the two action heal which i am in range on i will two action heal mr tanhauser and that yeah i was just gonna i was just gonna use another healing potion on him and then smash this guy in the face with a that still works great because that means he'll have fuller health to deal with because these guys like the critters um so it would have been funnier if i would if i would have just walked on the other side of him and healed him it still it still helps out because at least on uh on your turn or after tanhauser can at least do something so rahua is back up uh tanhauser is back up and i am basically all out of uh healing slots but and that's it because i am no longer a uh medic person actually don't have any have to double check my stuff i did it's uh we spend time no i still have battle medicine yeah i can still take care of everyone never mind all right that's the end of oran's turn uh right into oran's turn gorgomonger is going to i'm going to keep him where he is um yeah i want to keep him where he is because as much as i would like to jump over well the other guy's over there that's a big debate i can make a separation but of course that guy's gonna be able to get on all of us and the other guy's gonna come around and flank us so that's really the big decision i have gorgomonger now has space um and the fun thing you can do at least with gorgomonger the enemies can't go through him but but uh you can so he becomes a wall so what we can do is i can split things up and then everyone go on the other side of gorgomonger as he basically plugs the hallway because we can go through a friendly space just fine the enemies can't so if i move i know the other guy no matter what it could still get to me no matter what angle so i'm going to have gorgomonger to at least separate this just a little bit because tanhouser's in a danger position uh gorgomonger has to be able to fly so he will basically go swoosh right over and basically go right i know you baljik you want to go down of tanhouser so i'll go basically whoosh right here oh higher the ceilings here yeah baljik how tall of them um because i'm also like there is a bad guy here i'm stepping out into my hallway yeah but with the fly thing you just go right over him but it's a hallway yeah that's what i was asking how tall the hallway was hang on he's he's getting some uh some live evidence about nine and a half feet yeah he's fine sure he could fly right over there he definitely knocked some stuff off the walls though yeah yeah i had to i had to go out into the hallway and look up at the ceiling and realize it is about a third of me higher than where i'm at you you you need this more than i do zoran i'll give it to you hey i would have fought he could fly he can go over his head sure sure sure yeah sure all right that's the end of my actions cool okay so her um you can just go right past corkermonger excellent this is really good for you stand up yeah and the enemies can't so okay i i i i stand up okay action one the car stands up action one stand up i get up and this individual that i've targeted how are they how are they looking are they now on death's door because i thought they were the last time we were talking no this one's looking real fine actually of course they are they've singed from some fire they've they've taken like consistent fire damage of course of course so i'm not gonna i don't want to really move past and provoke that third attack and then go down immediately yeah he doesn't provoke attack of opportunity he doesn't provoke yeah you're fine with that so you can go through corkermonger and becomes your wall what's your speed uh my speed is okay cool yeah cool yeah you can you can get through i definitely could mm-hmm yep so we're gonna do that uh sure okay okay okay we're gonna go there instead okay and the one above baldric that one's still basically fine as well this one's pretty fucked up actually that one's fucked up all right i see you i see you uh allow me to throw some forks and knives at them then sure with a in our garage then we're gonna cast for one action yeah with your yeah yeah there you go there you go now you can do it yeah now we can do it now we can actually attack utensils don't fail me now maybe it'll actually be something cool instead of utensils that'll hit that'll hit it's 28 all right john dimashio me uh 15 damage and that's my turn he's still standing yeah yeah yeah and i need you to understand like i can't even see the red in the health bar unless i zoom in oh my god levels of standing wow gonna i'm gonna take a picture and post it into our group chat because it makes me smile and then i'm gonna then i'm gonna get you to end your turn yeah yeah there you go thanks cool all right um well well well let's look here what's yours oh yeah okay okay um what up oran i knew you would do it no matter what it's true you were coming it's true that's why you left that space right in front of that guy so you can still hit me adjacently i know how the fuck this goes come on take your best fucking swing chant take your take take the best fucking clobber and you can try yeah yeah eat shit hey zoran you don't have any points anymore oh no oh no they're all gone oh no i control i control the points you have zero wow that sucks man real bad sorry thurston oh yeah real bad thurston oh oh what happened there a natural one oh oh it's just so oh hold on i gotta i'd be really embarrassed yeah i'd be really embarrassed too you can't attack him wasn't targeting you oh uh it's both says oran though oh oh you know no that's what i mean is veena can't do the veena has a thing where if i crit miss her sorry i was too busy floating i'm dumb yeah i think so that fails a strike against you all right well i have another villain point so i'm just gonna use it there too because thanks jeff oh what happened what happened thurston same roll same roll mr game master oh my god i'm gonna hit you once more at minus eight just out of spite because i can't it's gonna be a crit i guarantee it okay you got the you got the hit it's all i needed it's all i needed it's all i needed all i needed because i rolled near max on the floor hey it took most of your shit huh yeah it took all your shit didn't it that to me is a fucking win no matter i have one villain point left after that but fuck it it did what i needed to veena you're up okay there's a lot going on here both of these guys look pretty healthy uh there's a dragon body blocking the rest of our friends uh i guess it's time for the thunderdome with me and orrin's corpse you could just leave orrin there gorgamunger will it's protecting you the best he can and the other guy if the other guy up there dies you guys are a lot safer just gorgamunger just has to tank shit i would never leave my little man oh god that's my little dude you're gonna be sharing a grave with him in a second as a dead little guy this line of wound is great oh no you're not going to be sharing a grave with him you're gonna be sharing a coffee can as like these just continued punches and strikes just every time you get up i ain't heard no bell then you heard a bell uh but you get up i also haven't been hit yet it's true um i don't know if i can survive two of these dudes unloading but uh context zoran explode oh no she's gonna kill you like krillin spoilers for dragon ball z okay vena what are you doing yeah i'm gonna attack this first i'm going to faint i'm going to to do a little trickery a little deception deception a little deception for him that wasn't very good that does not decept at all uh i'm gonna oh i've got some points yeah you want to heroically point that yes i do heroically point that you'll do worse worse you'll do worse um in fact i think that might be a critical fail does that does that do something uh i'm i'm about to double check oh it does cool you're now flat-footed against their attacks until the end of your next turn one sec you know what you know what or and like kind of grabs on the venus shoe he looks up at you precious little bird boy eyes look at you all this just welling up with tears and you're like i told you to run he's actually unconscious but i'll give it to you anyways because it's narratively cool yeah you should have ran that was only my first action buddy boy watch my second one action two fuck off now watch me fall on my own neck i quit joseph joestar this but i i don't want to let them just fuck in as a hero exactly uh i i have two more actions i can try it again you sure can um which i could try to tumble through what if i just spent my next action to do a backflip i don't know when in doubt backflip every day odo i do a backflip every day of my life i don't know if i can actually get panache that way well or to get panache watch it look you have to tumble through a square yeah i have to tumble through someone uh but i i imagine that their acrobatics are fucking nutty because they're monks oh thanks all i really appreciate all these bit donors stop come on chat to stop that don't let us die to stop that i'm sorry i'm gonna i'm going to faint again so am i yeah oh my god still not enough still not enough do i spend my last hero point chat i need the damage because he looks like rough yeah like he's taking some hits he's taking some hits i don't like the sound of that um fuck it i'll try again and if i natural one i'm gonna commit ritual seppuku okay so what about that seppuku okay it's nice throwing you guys come on one sec i've got a as you look as you look for that complication orange is in and out of consciousness and every time like the first action i was like oh man fita's gonna save me she's so cool she just fucks up one action oh goes out unconscious comes back and it's like get a large procession why i thought you were supposed to be helping me now it's over i'm dead and i haven't done anything that i want or i'm still alive and there's nothing how do i die well oh god god this one's this one's so dumb but appropriate here i really like it because it involves the term the people's duplex so we're uh people's duplex yeah we're gonna use this one it's called the fans are coming oh no uh the the the user has wished to be identified as rot grind so thank you rot grind for uh for your uh excellent uh thing well all the fans of the terrorists and outset know where the people's duplex is there is a group of ever loyal fans who follow within the shadows and they want attention and autographs this causes the character to be grabbed what people are rushing inside the home that sounds like it could only be that i love this complication this is a great complication it's really good now hang on a second here this means that vena has her own crowd of yes ted bundy level followers that are just simping for her like yes get rid of them now yes pardon me i know the word is no i get it all right chat welcome lovely welcome to the encounter uh chat rushes in and wants your autograph vena um how did they get the keys and when are you assholes give us the keys open the assassins opened the door baldrick okay um i i i don't know if this is just a part of the complication and they're just going to leave immediately could i diplomacy to try to turn them on our assassins so you still have one you still have one action left exactly you have two options here you can attempt diplomacy and it would be a fairly difficult check um or you could also attempt to escape because otherwise you are grabbed and you are flat-footed and immobilized does that mean they auto print against me uh that means that if any of them have say sneak attack they would get sneak attack against you it also lowers your armor class and prevents you from moving um yeah a whole bunch of bad stuff you know i have a plus 13 i feel like i could get the crowd on our side here you know maybe a rousing speech uh and if it's another nat one then i'll see you with my backup character guys cool why do you say these things why why did you do this you i think maybe it would be a good idea to possibly try to beat these guys down rather than trying to game these things but i mean i mean i i can i attack while i'm grabbed i don't think i can yeah you can the problem the problem is right now we're kind of doing a sunken cost fallacy i'm trying to worm our way out of this uh true uh you know what fuck it i'm just gonna stab him i'm gonna stab him cool go fuck yourself i hit you are you are so lucky you are so incredibly lucky 14 points of cold damage can you roll me a d20 actually because you're grabbed um there is a flat chance you just fail your attack cool you're good um so you managed to still still hit with your adoring fan still on you uh boop thank you everybody you you stabbed for 14 causing the the individual to somewhat like retort back uh okay or sorry wait wait wait not retort not retort not retort um retreat back a bit so he he retreats back yeah like narrative declaration within the five-foot square also grab him since he did move back slightly you know what sure speaker if you want to give me your hero point for that that's cool uh i don't know is that worth it i don't think it even matters no right no the complication i don't think is going to matter all that much in a little bit okay never mind never mind it goes wild speaker you had a real alpha busa moment there for a second well no because i was thinking if this guy gets grabbed then he can't move but then i realized that probably all of his dex dcs are going to be like eight quadrillion and like he can attack three times anyway so it's like oh yeah that that that would matter that would be bad for us but not for them oh no i can't move and there's this poor bird boy in front of me yeah thank god the fans are stopping me from repositioning i will kill him baldrick you're out all right i have three things in mind yeah number one uh-huh i'm going to spend two actions to draw a moderate health potion again from the people's loot and i'm going to heal slam hauser okay so we are down to none i think yeah okay so we have used up all of them cool and tan hauser is healed jesus fucking christ 20 there you go garbage hot garbage so we are out of moderate healing potions we're also apparently out of minor healing potions so i guess i'll get rid of those one here actually we're out of healing potions in general it seems so i have one healing potion on my person okay well so if i go down you can get it i have an elixir of life i have an elixir of life and healing potion as well regrettably healing potions are the ones that actually give us just like giant piles of hit points so regardless i'm gonna acid flask this bastard and draw and throw in melee i guess we got a penalty for that um no no no no not at all oh hang on thurston yes i just realized that sticky bomb is a free action ease i'm going so this is this is part i have to ask i know that the acid flask applies more damage on its dot than anything else right so i apply sticky bomb damage on top of that so basically what happens is is like you two level levels lower than your advanced alchemy level okay cool um then what you do is you you basically create the bomb so it adheres to your target um they take if they take a direct hit from one of them they take persistent damage equal to and of the same type as the the splash damage oh wait no i have to use quick alchemy god damn it all right fine i'm back to doing nothing because alchemist is a bad class when you don't have any prep time uh acid flask just great i'm gonna re-roll that um um um please don't um because because you're gonna do splash damage to him i mean he still wants to do his main damage to him probably no fuck it i don't care i'll just i'm just gonna i mean he's dying okay i i i meaned it before oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this guy has one hit point left don't re-roll it yeah don't re-roll it yeah he'll take the splash damage and he'll die yeah you're dead ta-da he follows down that's my turn you just threw acid in that guy's face i think you can do that's one action for you balderick another thing you can use tanhouser's healing potion on him no i can't i can't i drew and i administered a healing potion to someone that's two i threw i drew and threw that's three okay that's it like i said zoran i got this you're good we're all the same team i know it's just moving on though stanhouser's turn yeah stanhouser turnhouser's tan turnhouser house turnhouser all right ah god i just i've been having so much fun inspecting the carpet here i feel like i'm excited to get my next opportunity um so i'm gonna start out uh by i'm jumping okay because i need actions he's gonna go back in time so i now uh for the low low price of one action i get two move actions uh i will stand move measure instead of move my guy move to here hello hello hello actually probably should move to here uh uh tokyo tomare time resumes suddenly i am flanking this fellow and i will spell strike for a level four shocking grasp cool okay uh all right so let's rock um what do i get for flanking him uh it'll automatically calculate he gets a penalty to his ac excellent he is we're not finished 29 all right 29 let's roll some crit damage or not crit i'm sorry regular damage yeah regular damage so that's gonna be seven which is half of 14 um and now and now the shocking grasp two three four five uh is that right let me check it uh yeah because it's a fourth level this is what it's a fourth level shocking grasp yeah because you how many of those do you have prepared i oh i don't need to i can signature spell it so i essentially am replacing okay yeah okay so you've used your two fourth level spells okay cool yeah that was the worst damage in the fucking world what speaker no not like this for the reference for reference chat on 5d12 he rolled a 1 a 6 a 2 a 3 and a 1 for a grand total of 13 damage well you win some you lose most then you will feel your blood quicken once again all right as you will take eight points of poison from the from the casting of the spell then i need you to give me a fortitude save okie dokie can i nanite surge this i can no i don't think no yeah yeah i uh no it's a skill check not a save all right 25 which is not enough not enough you do have a hero point if you'd like to use it here can i use the hero point to can i use a meta resource to get rid of conditions that's warhammer fantasy no never mind i'm thinking of uh resilience you can re-roll it um the only the only danger is is if you roll a natural 1 it's real bad but well the thing is is that i'm going down anyway because he is going to get eight quadrillion attacks he might choose to attack the bad dragon uh and if he does that's great for me but i doubt it um so chances are i'm about to take like 10 damage from the poison or something or maybe 20 if i'm unlucky and then but even if i take no damage this guy like shits out like 60 damage a turn so i'm going down uh it might be better then if i go down to have the hero point to bring myself back up to one hp by myself i need to clarify it doesn't actually bring you to one hp it just stabilizes you at zero my bad there oh okay but it doesn't but it doesn't increase your wounded condition so it lets you kind of like slink but i'm still taking poison damage while i'm down right correct unless you make your saves yeah so it's essentially useless i want to point out we have an antidote i think no the antidote doesn't work that way it only it doesn't help you once you've been poisoned it helps you before you've been poisoned like real antidotes in the real world so i think i i should it it an antidote does give you a bonus to your saves against so you would have got a plus three item bonus here which would have been a pass for example oh really that's interesting yeah that's how antidotes work okay um i'll tell you if you have do you have any movement left um i raw no i actually don't think i do no got up moved uh spellstruck were your time warp stuff or yeah my time warp stuff i had to stand up and move okay um and one action was just for casting time warp so time warp gives you two but really just gives you an extra movement yeah thanks i think that's it for you but again like are you i i assume you'll just take the place should i spend the hero point here should i wait till i'm expecting before again yeah i'll just take the poison i'm keep i'm stalling us forgive me guys no no no it's it's importante because you need to know what's going to happen okay so the poison carries on it intensifies a bit now you take 18 poison i don't know why i did that there boop okay uh you are still up however um and then there and then it comes right to our fellow friend here uh i have to stab you i have to like i literally have no other potential moves here i'm not fucking stabbing the dragon um anyone else i would attack would be bad i can't actually do what i want to do and move here because you block the way so yeah i stab you tan hauser now why would you not want to attack the dragon yeah he's big threatening all sorts of things oh okay a whiff we take those mark me down a villain point thanks chat that's it i'll be barely barely angelo he he lives barely bye oh that's just enough yep sure is but actually this is not terrible because it's not a crit because if he crit you died well that's funny yeah because if you if he crit you would have got dying above two so now you're wounded three tan hauser now you're in the danger zone um and then he is going in danger once in my life i know then he's going to move to there so stab move to there and then uh last action stab volley or vena hi hi oh i'll hit you that's cool that's cool i'll do 2040 now you've been hit vena all right oran you're up oh and uh this guy is still on fire does he recover no he continues to take fire damage burn he will okay oran's currently dying yes yes it's like you do have a hero point yeah yeah of course i can also get stabilized by doing a roll and yes but that will yeah still wounded you yeah no matter what like it's still things are still going to happen so i like i prefer to take the risk okay and try to save that hero point somewhere else so we're going to roll my recovery that is a fail my dying value goes up by one i think that's all i can do yeah i don't think i don't think you get three actions during dying if i remember i think you just do that and you're done yeah and that's that's just it so uh uh gargamonger uh will because you decided to move away so it wouldn't get swiped try to see if there's anything else he can do uh i'll have to read up more on companions to see if they can like help intimidate and stuff um i forget the ruling off the top of my head i'll have to resource that later uh i'm tempted to move him forward to kind of extend the wall which probably i might do that anyway so at least you'll have some room so at least vena you're able to at least pass over if you need to get behind him or so or so but that's what he will do he'll move down just one square so gargamonger's kind of becoming the wall uh and with that that's now we're to his turn passing over the thing that ghosts do well i'm gonna uh do a few things here one i'm going to uh hit vena twice hi vena that'll be a hit ah by three damn it i know you're no nimbly for you um that will do 21 more then a second strike here or another 18 then i am going to move to here with my second action over you and then i'm gonna get real real real real real janky um sick i forgot to load a thing into this stat block one sec um uh yeah so and then we'll tumble through gargamonger to there and that'll be the end of their action oh jesus fucking excellent all right vena you're up i'm do i not get an action oh yeah sorry sorry what that's what yeah my i skipped your whole turn my bad he hates me he's out for me yeah yeah technically i'm back here okay rui you go thurston what is how is mr cuckoo looking cuckoo what oh oran but no no mr kicks mr kicks the one who just oh yeah the one sorry yes yeah yeah yeah um is looking like half beat up on a scale of one to beat up okay you kind of spread damage out a little bit so we did that we did all right well i'm gonna keep doing the only thing i can possibly do which is try to kill them so oh god i don't i don't know what their their high skills are so we're gonna take a big fucking risk on this one i'm gonna make him rethink his life choices i think he should have been a cook i'm gonna cast crisis of faith okay put it in the chat for me put it in chat if it lets me should have been a cook why am i here beating up on these people my dream my lust my greed my i'll save it but that's fine uh roll damage for me okay i love that sound 17 okay it's looking pretty neat up but still up if one actually uh i'm i'm gonna fucking move back a little bit okay run away uh i can't do much hi baldrick cool then the then the action i did technically did will will actually occur and then veena okie dokie i'm still grabbed does that just last i know that'll go away now at the beginning of your turn you're adoring fans like thanks for the autograph good job good job good job hey thank you everybody your moral support means everything they all leave out the front door yeah they all like just a gaggle of people leave as though it didn't happen all right this guy in the doorway is a problem uh seems to be a problem he's well actually oh god i just don't want him to stab tanhauser and orrin while they're down yeah if i go hide behind gorgamong where both of you are taken rotten like there there ain't there ain't no two ways about it yep uh somebody go wake up some of our friends somebody go find gorgamong have none of our friends at all woken up in this catastrophe uh no because i'm fairly certain they would all die terribly if i brought them in here oh no oh yeah understandable even maybe one of them has a healing potion okay um cool narrative declaration you got there in your head okay so i'm going to so that guy looks uh pretty healthy um the guy behind gorgamonger is about half health so i think baldrick can take care of him i can't survive a full round against one of these guys you're going ten rounds with the undertaker technically we're on round six for what it's right we have four more to go yeah i i may have to take the coward's route here uh if you're able to like poke the one behind the door yeah no there's two people in order you've got cover from the door so like that that's the thing right is like there's like you can attack each other fine you can close the door fine those are all options guys i need to know i need to know something is there more than just this one guy sitting here yes okay how many more two there's this one here and then there's one behind the door by tanhouser okay terrific so i'll probably make two actions and then close the door yeah uh all right i'm going to uh give him a feint okay try to do that i believe in you vena why why why why i cannot roll on these why all of my damage is locked behind this and i cannot roll it and there's no hero points either no they've given them all to me apparently stop giving them the thirst dude you can't keep getting away with this okay um yeah i'm just gonna have to forego closing the door god do i try to risk the acrobatics because i feel like my deception dc is lower um than my acrobatics would be because they're fucking monks i'll try one more feint i honest to god do not know if i believe i believe in you vena i believe in you you're cursing my dice thursday no i'm vena let's go wow fuck you thursday that's a four in the die for total of 19 i'm not cursing her die immediately curses her die you did better you did better puts you in his giant witch's faldron yeah no i'm going down next turn there wait do you have do you have one more action left yes one okay um all right how do we do this so there's also other you can try to trip the person you can try to demoralize i have a plan i have a plan um this guy when does he go next all right he goes before me so if i get up i get one more turn i i would need two actions to get you up yeah exactly but if i spend a narrative declaration to say that my elixir of healing fell off my belt and onto you in some way you could then use your last interact action to administer it to myself or to uh our good friend you can also spend your hero point to just get back up no i can't no it's it's at zero yeah it's stable i would allow you to spend the narrative uh declaration to have the the potion be accessible to vena so vena can gamble the last action to to to pour some healy juice on you yeah either i'm on me or on orin if orin has healing i can battlefield medicine but i will and orin goes after the guy in the doorway yeah so he would just put orin back down i mean do you have a big dps first uh well i have level three shocking grasps it's for d12 um these guys have more health than god so it's unlikely i'll be knocking them out however uh i'm going to die on my turn anyway um right because of just the sheer amount of shit that is going to be flying my way uh and so unless anyone else has any more tricks up their sleeve in the initiative order uh i will die um better i use my turn dying doing dps uh than just doing nothing yeah because without panache my damage is piddly right now the only other thing i do not have a more reliable way to farm panache how bad does our our goateed fuck look he looks pretty bad okay that's fantastic he looks like he looks bad like a good solid hit will fuck him up yeah i don't like a crit would kill him yeah like a crit could probably kill either of these two yeah um tan hauser yeah i'm sorry i didn't want to cut you off no no no please please please do because i'm out of ideas if tan hauser goes up he does not die really because i can spirit link with you i can go down and i can save you from death oh my god you are my champion but the problem is is that you go after me that is true but is it a reaction is it something you can cast out of sequence no perhaps you could use a narrative declaration perhaps my little time fuckery could have made it go off before you yeah i i think your best bet is i'm fishing real hard right what if you're going to stabilize yeah uh all my repertoire like i have battlefield medicine i i should be able to basically come up and heal but you're gonna have to trust in the heart of the dice and crit this guy somehow you do have a hero point uh thanks to chat so you would have to with venus help come up and try to blast this guy and roll really well because if you don't uh this guy will put you back down which i think kills you yes it does and uh the poison kills him anyway on his turn if he if he if he fails the save if he fails the save it just kills him anyway yeah uh but this guy does go before you is the problem yes so well wait wait wait he goes after tanhouser yeah yeah he goes because remember tanhouser got stabbed down so now tanhouser goes before him in the initiative yeah that's the thing is like if i healed oran and the idea was for me to heal oran and oran to heal tanhouser we don't have that turn correct well yeah yeah i mean what would happen in that instance is he would probably ignore tanhouser who would then have to bank on the do i die to the poison um and then would the guy would stab you and we would pray he doesn't stab you to death um and then oran could get tanhouser back up but that's a lot of it's a lot of it's a lot of belief yeah a lot of ifs and if he fails that poison save it's going to be bad news bears so i think here's what i can here's what i can also profess or like suggest i'd have to see exactly what my angle is because i'm going last i can probably move this distance and maybe be able to possibly well you're going it will be my only attack because i would have to you're going next like you're going next exactly so yeah and you got punchy mcpuncherson there yeah i can take a hit i can take a hit i have 88 hit points unless he crits me twice i'm fine yeah so i i would be spending everything i have to do that though because i have nothing ready the only other things i could do is like a level one heal or sanctuary beyond that but even it doesn't fucking help it's still out of sequence yeah yeah you have to react to what happens yeah aldrich what you could do is you could spend your turn what what what what's your current plan it might be better than mine my current plan is spend movement to get there or like because i can't i can't be in the same square as dragon boy because he's taking up space can i hit the target from there thurston uh one sec yes i can see him so if i were to move there that would be one action i would have to quick alchemy a moderate alchemist fire and then throw it yep that's all my actions the guy will get cover i i'll take that risk because i've got a plus 16 to hit him um and i got a hero point now and and of course of course because i have to warn you now so in case it does happen that the friendship won't be over if you critically miss yeah the splash damage hits tan all i have to say is what if the world was made of pudding that's fair it's fair wouldn't be the first campaign we've had where your fire um sets speaker d on fire is for families all the way back from warhams yeah i've already i've already done that in this campaign what are you talking about oh yeah i know i know all right yeah uh my dps is pretty much gonzo even on a good roll uh so i'm going to uh just take your uh hero point sacrifice and i'm going to uh just smash the uh elixir of life over your head all right boot up it's how i'd want to no it's in mine so i'll post it oh you just roll it oh okay yeah use oh for 18 not bad that will work that could be a spicy mint ball uh there you go so now now we are in the danger zone you yeah wounded three uh you are great news you also get plus one item bonus to diseases and poisons yay for all the good it's done me all right here we go all right ready for action got a quick alchemy yeah an alchemist fire yes you got it give me one throw it at him i got one hero point all i need is to not get a one you know i'm gonna get a one it's gonna be the the funniest thing in the world when i kill not only tanhauser but oran too well they're all healed up so you're actually good he's in cover right yeah it'll it'll calculate don't worry about it okay roll it up that's a miss i'm gonna i have i have to hero point it there's no point in me just doing a little bit yeah thurston i didn't declare it but can i use a free action make that a sticky bomb yeah yeah of course of course actually hold on what what can i do with debilitating bomb again dazzle dazzle yeah your only good one there is gonna be flat-footed just because it'll um just because it'll make beena and uh tanhauser easier you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna make a debilitating bomb instead of sticky bomb i'll use sticky bomb or something okay and then you're gonna reroll the attack roll correct i'm rerolling that with here we go zero point fire on it it was on the 16 i mean i'm used to the dice are fucking us today that's fine they really are yeah i'll deal my six splash on him i got it that's all i got i'm so glad that i'm useless next yeah i feel that all right all right i have two options yes did they do you think the assassins will let me join their team if i kill oran i'll kill you i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i have two acid i have three acid flash clips i will spend the next term all of them at you here are my two options though i can hit him with the good old fashioned uh spell strike shocking grasp which for all we know is the only spell tanhauser knows yes or i could bank on reflex save area damage finishing these two off but it would reposition me and then i would get a third action to potentially take my antidote or do additional damage these guys are ninjas but how bad do they both look you said like a solid hit or would it take like a crit a crit a crit is what you're really like a a solid crit here will we'll do it okay in which case uh there is no choice what are the penalties for attacking while prone um it is a minus two basically it'll automatically be applied okay well uh do i take uh in fact i don't even think i don't even think it applies i don't even think you take a penalty to your attacks might i can check honestly yeah nuke this guy yeah you do to attack although hold on a second if i reposition i could reposition in a way where i am guaranteed not to get any more attacks at me and then if i use my third action even if i don't down him to take the antidote and then i pass the poison save i'm out of the red zone unless they go really out of their way and if they're focusing their attention on you guys that gives me a second to come back in with the with like two turns of good dps but do you have two actions to draw and drink the antidote um no i would rely on chicanery and if failing that if i do decent damage with my with my big spicy attack plan uh i can force fang which is one action for a guaranteed like piddly like i think it's like one d4 because otherwise i'm really just banking on a crit and we've been rolling like garbage all day you don't have anything that can debilitate this guy at all no all of my stuff is i wanted to cast buffs uh on my way there like i wanted to cast a mirror image but instead of doing that i uh i woke up folly um all of my stuff is buffs not debuffs best thing i could do is to tanglefoot automatically oh it's d4 plus one so it'd be because you're you're level four now so it'd be five d4 plus five for force fang yeah oh oh yeah then we're going with my plan then it's it's a focus spell it goes up in level with you so tan hauser's uh reality engine is going to begin to spark and suddenly he is going to as my dogs bark oh you're good he is going to thrust open lead by his chest float in the air uh come back to consciousness thanks to the potion and i'm going to cast blazing dive okay i fly 15 feet in the air how tall are your ceilings nine feet i file i fly nine feet in the air and then i'm going to enter in to an empty space of my choice that's the difficulty oh that is a problem um what can we do what can we do oren i need you to do me a favor yeah i need you to spend a hero point on my behalf i have to do that on my turn and i have to do it i'm making a dying thing no no no because it involves your pet here's what i want to do oh okay i want a blazing dive onto the dragon's back okay when that happens everything in a 10 foot radius which does include baldrick um that would kill oren that would kill oren that is going to kill oren all right plan kill oren well what if you go like one space up like right next to the engine oh yeah it's like a rocket jump it's only when you land yeah so if i can land behind him you're already fucking up my house well here's the thing that 10 foot radius that he kills me there because if you if you measure for 10 foot there that's true it will not get the guy through the wall or to the door because it's a 10 foot person no hang on i'm trying to stay i'm saying you could go behind the guy in the kitchen yeah but if i do that then i might as well just shock and grasp him yeah okay you know what that's that's the plan my bad i thought that i could do that get on the dragon's back okay that would have been a good idea but let's walk that back instead we were going to have 10 knows his reality i just didn't get to do that he gets to his feet yeah goatee man stares at you i stab at the this is going to be the best roll ever spell strike level three yeah and grasp cool do it up here we go i will okay i don't need an exploration action i need this actually you know what i'm not i'm not going to get up i'm just going to do it all grown yeah okay yeah okay what's wrong cool i hate here a point here a point here a point here a point here a point 10 chance to be worse that's a hit okay that's a hit i'll take that damage six okay shock and grasp damage yep that is need 10s that is not what we want nope oh my are you joking what the fuck oh my god this is cursed this is for every boss fight you've ever fucked me over in wow jesus why holy fucking asscrackers is there anything else you said force fang all right yeah get him with a force fang get him with a force fang i can either hit him with a force fang or i can teleport away which would put uh bodies between me and him and if i survived the oncoming poison now i want to point out after you cast the spell yes because it was only a third level so you only take six damage so you're at 12 so the 3d8 if you fail well actually if you fail now it's going to be higher so you really need to pass the poison save here yes i do i do so but he should have advantage on the save down right he hasn't dropped the antidote yeah he hasn't had the antidote yet no he has plus one because of the life oh yeah because i'm a roboid rubanoid no no you get that in addition to the life elixir which gives you an additional plus one oh oh i didn't know that yeah that's so that's the caveat versus healing potions i can either so you get plus two basically do damage or i can teleport myself to safety wow this is speaker d asking the real question all right speaker d well i just get i get the presumpting feeling because you said it was 5d4 but my force fang here is saying 2d4 plus 2 okay so if you look at force fang um you go into your focus spells click on it um so if you look oh sorry titan plus 2 never mind it should uh it'll be 3d4 plus 3 my bad i thought it was a plus 1 it's a plus 2 so it's 3d4 plus 3 is my bad okay i mean let's let's be completely real here i i think chat spent the majority of their money giving thirst and points they know how this wants to go down wow wow they're blaming you chat i don't care about chat i don't care about i don't care about you chat i don't care about the viewers i'll kill them all next round they're already in the house you had your chance yeah all right all right all right all right i think 2d4 3d4 plus 2 how this guy doesn't look bad enough to differ that but let's let me just math out if i did max damage yeah yeah 12 plus 3 i do 15 fucking damage yeah i get the feeling that 15 is not enough to kill him it might be that's if you're rolling honestly what do you think tanhazer would do tanhazer what are you doing i think i have to live to fight another day all right warp out i think that's the only choice please telephrag hoki now oh my god all right okay we're gonna teleport my speed away okay do it out we are here in the back corner of the room oh god i have a destroyed couch yep cool excellent where the other assassin is waiting where the other assassin will be silenced by assassins all right uh i believe i have a poison roll to make yep you have a fort save oh my god please add another one please god add a one add it'll be plus two he'll get plus two to this for the revolution don't die 24 okay that doesn't look like it's the best it's it's it's not now now there is there is however still a chance still a a small chance that i roll terrible damage here there is a chance i mean that ain't great that wasn't great it wasn't great he has 12 hit points he makes that he has tenhouser has three hit points left damnation we should have killed these fools on the podium all right all right all right here we go sir stabs them is here sir stabs a lot he takes two damage and now it's my turn to get stabbed a lot yeah you are about to get stabbed a lot thurston he takes two damage does he die no fuck he stabs you god damn it he hits you oh yeah you can nimble dodge that fuck yeah okay nimble dodge it so then i miss cool so i don't hit you there so good uh second attack miss yes villain villain point hit stop stop stop chet this is your fault i'll take i'll take the damage from before so 25 and then on his last action he'll close the door motherfucker oh it's a good door yep wait uh does the nimble dodge give me the plus two for my whole turn no just oh just the attack just the attack damnation okay oren you're up oh wait oren is still just on the ground um that's right hey yeah i say recovery at your heroic recovery and gorgamonger still does things uh so uh i assume you're spending the hero point uh i was going to chance it oh you are okay yeah so i can have the hero point to kind of save for for doing all the other roles and stuff but if you don't make it that's that's the risk because we still have one other guy who's still pretty damn fresh rahua could quickly you're probably going to rush rahua and kill him and then baldrick has to now tussle with that guy i'm tussling with him regardless man i'm free and tanhouser's down so the guy literally can just go around the kitchen kill tanhouser go after vena oh christ i haven't checked and then baldrick's all by himself oh hang on hang on i have to do i keep going i have to do quick math because i don't remember how many infused reagents i had left there yeah so i only have a hero point which i could use to kind of potentially help out because i'm except because i'm i'm i'm i'm debating the risk here of just like if i can do that and then i can try to crit some battlefield medicine stuff that could that could help us out a lot so the battlefield medicine is huge yeah because i want to try to fish for that so we're gonna risk it you are so fucking brave if you don't make this dice roll hey guys i got bad news yeah i got three infused alchemy alchemy items left to make and then i'm out holy shit oh oh he's not on fire anymore how lame chad do you believe i believe i believe so hard you are all so brave here oh my god all right go for it here we go now it's just a matter of pride oh jesus that's a three oren died that's a critical failure fuck no that was a critical fail but it's not a natural one right you can still reroll it right no it's a critical fail because uh it went down by so much it went down by so much but you could reroll it because now you know you'll die yeah now i'll die so i will spend that hero point now you will die yeah do it fuck it you're gonna lose the hero point anyway it's a 20 natural 20 let's go oh i just scared my cat it's are dying one but it's better than dying yes yes oh wow holy shit all right all right thornmonger only has uh eight action because he just gets it by default um oh wow get him bite his ass yeah so he will aim at the guy holy shit fuck okay yep he comes in with his big jaw just tries to bite in there do it up critical hit critical hit critical damage it's only three in one the dive that's 30 points in total to that guy fuck yeah holy shit it's looking beat up it's looking beat up and that's it for oren's turn all right please hide in somewhere all right rahua you're up how beat up is this guy looking look very beat up you need i need you to understand uh he goes next yep i understand that so take cover i i have another question for you erndil yes baldrick has fortified his workshop very very well that's a that's a fair assumption problem is is you're gonna have to move open door and move inside you can't close the door erndil is his is his workshop door electrically insulated it is made of solid metal and it has rubber on the inside so that would i would i would think that's sufficient to protect the contents inside now there's something we're gonna regret oh man oh man no thurston oh hulky crow my friend my companion lightning bolt is cast in a straight line but its width is doubled so in theory yeah if i were to go somewhere like here move five feet diagonally to my southeast and cast it in a straight line it would be just wide enough to hit the one directly to my south and potentially whoever might be within the workshop does it pass through walls i don't know no one's in the workshop they're in the kitchen i'm sorry not the workshop the kitchen the kitchen which spell are you looking to do here i'm looking to use my wand of crackling lightning that is a solid thing so it will not go through walls but you definitely hit the one that will work for me i just want to make sure i go in an appropriate spot where i don't kill baldrick too yeah yeah you can angle it so yeah i've been untouched this entire fight mostly because i'm not a threat okay in that case then putting myself in an angle where i'm still not going to hit baldrick rahua is going to pull out his hail mary he'll hold up his mechanical arm as the wand protrudes from his palm and he activates the wand of crackling lightning okay trying to cast i don't have it in my spell sheet i just i don't know if i just have to roll for it at this point uh one sec here uh is it on your equipment it's in my inventory like it's yes it's in my equipment yeah so if you click on it you should just be able to um here one sec you cast lightning bolt blah blah blah blah blah okay so let me oh gosh so you're gonna do this um it's gonna be lightning bolt it's gonna be um it's what is it third level yeah third level so it's 4d12 i just have to make a reflex save versus your spell dc so here we go i make a reflex save sure uh what's your spell dc here doug i'm looking to see right now because i accidentally 21 so that'll be a success for this but roll 4d12 and they'll take half damage okay hey guys you want to hear a good joke yeah yeah roll them hulky come on hulky crackle it that's 35 damage is that rounding up or down because it'll have to be 12 or 13 it um it it they take 17 points of damage okay they're still up but barely barely is that your i think that's how many how many actions did it take to draw and shoot the one to each yeah like technically i think it's two to cast but all right hulky crow die now yeah yeah my time is now well i'm uh gonna step to here oh boy ah now we are flanking him going to punch hulky crow critical hit fuck off i'm i'm actually tilted critical shit god you're also targeting uh uh vena at the same time and uh yeah so what you're targeting vena at the same time i just noticed that it's all good though um i'm not i'm not critting you though vena you're fine you're fine actually one sec did uh you had to check on that because of uh rahua's stuff yeah i just need to double check because rahua's i think oh yeah rahua that will not crit rahua oh good so but how much health did you have there rahua i don't know it was not much for 34 hit points and find out well no i didn't crit him though that's the problem so i would have it would just be normal dama john damagio so i'll just roll john damagio 20 which would have been enough yeah yeah it'll still be taking me down but you you will not be dying three you will only go to dying two now um that would be that and then for their last action come on they are going to make an acrobatics attempt here to try to tumble through uh ooh 27 versus the what's gorgamonger 17 is gorgamonger 27 so they would meet it so it'll it'll meet it so it'll so yeah she'll get through to there and that's that uh okay vena you're up okie dokie wow oh boy uh he's looking a little rough here uh so question for my funny fire gun yeah is this door flammable yes that door is flammable yes the one to your left is flammable also i have a question to ask thurston yes i gotta i need to ask this real important the fist attacks you're making against people are non-lethal are you taking the minus two they're monks no they're monks they can ignore that okay making sure yeah it's just because i have to draw in the thing they they they attack normally yep okay i imagine that my luminous dagger pistols are not going to shoot fire through the door unless you rolled super hot probably yeah no um how he looks like hurt yeah this one in front of you looks fucking like death's door levels death's door hurt okie dokie um i could and you are flanking yeah i am flanking um i'm gonna attempt to faint on him just to get the panache okay um because i need it yep my god he's no faint just chat don't do it don't do it i mean i know what else i can do i mean i know what it looks like it's not a gambling addiction i don't just like rolling dice please i mean what what else could i do even now it's flanking or tumbling through right like i could you could just multi-attack him and just take the hit i i could it just i know it's unimpressive but like this guy is apparently quite close no that's the thing because there's still the guy behind the door yeah so i i need the panache the panache i can deal with him i could just go over there and throw a bomb at him yes but he's rather healthy uh and i i mostly just need the panache because it gives me all my good damage buffs and stuff uh is he rather healthy the guy behind the door he's like he got fucked up he's he he could take as i said before he could like take a crit like a crit will a crit before was like in the territory of getting him down now a crit would take him down probably yeah so he's he's still relatively healthy and if i whiff the faint i'm just going to attack him twice uh and take my l um yeah unless i have a third option for getting panache thurston i i think that those are my only two hashtag believe go for a backflip veena you i can't actually i also believe in your dice roll veena i i believe less but thank you thank you everyone thank you goodbye right to not believe can i fucking point out that you rolled a three hero pointed into a four and on this turn you rolled a five i just lay down on the ground i i do the nicholas cage perk and i i make myself pass out onto the ground i've applied the prone condition to you this is yeah thank you thank you thank you thank you all right attack him just stab him i guess yeah i'm just gonna stab him my god swashbuckler is a class it sure is a class it is the most class of all time it is the most i fucking love i fucking love that in every other fight you and tanhauser do like regularly like fucking 50 points of damage and you're like oh this is great and now now that the dice have finally turned around all thirsty's way everything's awful roll your damn attack roll you're curious players you don't like it when you roll ones how curious get good scrubs roll four sure i'm gonna oh my god i am writing a notice of legal action to foundry are you kidding me i'm refreshing my page i love this game everybody how can i do anything i want to beat up michael sayer next time i see him yeah oh my god i'm refreshing the whole page i'm resetting everything is that is that like your your equivalent of i'm changing out the dice yeah this is this is me just banishing the last page to hell uh and now i'm refreshing and i'm gonna fucking try to hit him we got some statistical improbabilities happening here today i'll take my multi-attack penalty yeah um map minus five yep now roll yeah i sure will here we go and you know what you know what you know what what what's that i'm gonna get him no i'm not 21 fucking god well you know times volley is capable of doing things other times you know i'm sorry you know what's really cool uh uh volley um when uh when they rolled uh fives they hit but when you roll fives you don't yeah i i need i have to i'm giving a special chat highlight uh jurors out here saying bad rolls georg yeah everyone loves bad rolls georg yeah i mean listen speaker can attest i am a notorious bad roller i mean this is this is i think the worst rolling you've ever had as a group i i agree i have not been this precipitously close to a party wipe all right so let me let me think here yeah is there anything else like no i can't because i have no i have no bombs that are usable everything i have is like sinew shock serum and like i looked in the the alchemy resources previously and i wanted to get the vindicators missed because i want to have an aoe ranged heel to throw at people but i can't get that because it's a level nine or the good one is level nine this one is looking so fucked up though i know i'm gonna i'm gonna quick alchemy and alchemist fire i'm putting on christ i don't know make it a debilitating bomb in case for whatever reason i roll all ones on the damage okay make it no screw that sticky bomb sticky bomb i'm gonna burn this guy yes sticky bomb la bomba i have i am down to two infusions after this i gotta hit people with my club okay and that is not impressive that is 1d6 all right whatever works use a grenade sticky bomb go i saw that one and i was i was waiting for you to kill orrin you have no idea how much i was waiting for orrin's trauma now let's let's not we're not out of the woods yet i could still roll all ones you could yeah that's true i will not i will instead roll 14 damage plus the six aoe blast damage on him blast him larston how much health does my door have uh so the door will take damage but it will not be be destroyed no you can also you can also yeah it won't be enough for you to blow it up with the splash damage okay in that case i'm going to shape charge that i don't destroy my door okay cool so yeah fine okay so he is taking sticky bomb damage now yeah so in addition to that he is taking the blast damage on top of that so he is taking eight persistent fire damage uh so when does the sticky bomb apply because that's later right sticky bomb uh let me see creature takes a directed also takes persistent damage equal to and of the same type as the as the weapon as the bomb splash damage so if it already had persistent combined the two so basically instead of taking two persistent fire he's going to take or she's going to take a six persistent fire eight because of the uh the special one that i have that's right because of the because because you you have a you have the other one yeah okay yeah and it's two splash damage normally but i had my modifier so it's six so this is eight come on girl can't you be an ally to women uh i will direct you all to the uh the general chat um you it's all right when she goes next she will burn to death that was your first bomb yeah um that was two actions so christ quick quick quick alchemy and then oh yeah yeah quick alchemy and throw wait don't you as a bomber don't you get to quick alchemy and throw is like no i get to draw and throw is quick bomber quick alchemy still cost one that's that's why i've been screwed this entire time because otherwise i would do quick alchemy throw quick alchemy throw it's like no you don't have any any other bombs left in your like regular bombs i have acid bombs and that's not direct damage it's dot and that's lash right now the splash is not that good it's just six that's fair i mean definitely do it has to screw it you know what i'm not gonna do it i hate you i'm gonna throw an acid bomb at minus five i don't care no because then i'll kill orn if i roll a crit fail i'm just gonna start on gorgamonger the wrist man we got this i believe in bulgrey i charge you could move through and hit with a club yeah yeah i'm gonna move through and hit with a club map minus map minus five yep there we go give me that fucking charge damage i'm gonna kill you that club stick i believe oh i don't have my club equipped oh i assume you had your club out no i can't because i had my hands are full of my bottles oh so you run up and draw your club i can't that's pointless i'm just gonna punch her okay unarmed sack here we go i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna do you know i'm gonna do tell me tell me what you're gonna do and i'm gonna take a minus two so i can lethally kill her okay excellent actually no it doesn't wait can i knock her unconscious if i hit her it doesn't matter just let me you motherfuckers spent so much time dictating this let me do it god training is leaving chicago i'm going i'm having fun chat i'm gonna punch there we go miss miss critical miss i punch dina cool punch uh punch orin and since you negative two he's you crack his neck by accident and hauser ah i was dreading my turn yeah uh let's see what what are the tools in my toolkit uh well the first thing i'm going to do is heroically take my fucking medicine good uh by drinking this antidote good ow now now i have one action left now just so you so you are aware you get the plus two bonus against it but since it's an item bonus like the elixir of life and that don't stack so you just get a plus two okay yeah i have one action how bad does he look uh which one the the one here yeah oh incredibly incredibly incredibly terrible i posted it this fucko has one hit point left that's music to my ears yes yes i'm going to point my uh point my fingers at him yeah the power of my quantum engine okay and i'm just gonna say bye i do seven damage yay i do uh uh sorry sorry dm i do 12 damage cool dead mission objective complete all right now survive poison this is what it's all about let's rock survive that was a d4 oh god 29 that'll that'll succeed and lower the the poison down a level wait i thought that i got cured if i did that no oh fuck then i should have done something to heal myself now i'm gonna die oh no no no it doesn't damage you it's just now it like you take it back basically oh so you don't take damage you don't take damage okay and it and it goes down a level so next time you won't take like say the full damage okay because remember every time you've you've failed to save it's got more damage all right now i'm gonna do something uh because i uh i realize that i'm not in the best position myself so here's what i'm gonna do uh i'm gonna spend a narrative declaration yeah to say that while vali was drinking yeah she put something maybe one of these chairs right here so that you can't open this door i can add on to narrative declaration that orrin's first gus also probably knocked some furniture around you know what narrative declaration the chaos of the melee the all the explosions and the fire something has happened and it's just completely fucked the lock mechanism on this door and now it won't open okay sure all right now we're tracking my go you're gonna go the additional four assassins manifest nope i got two bombs both of them are for me door opens uh vena you're getting punched yeah that's a hit uh nimble dodge oh well you don't have to spin your nimble dodge because she should get cover too right if he gets cover of melee like that right uh yeah you're right yeah yeah yeah you have to spin your nimble nimble dodge oh okay yeah so that'll miss um then i'll just attack well he yeah gets a second attack oh i'll vilano point that right that will still hit so now you can now you can nimble dodge nimble dodge yes okay and for the cover and that you should it's a miss yeah and then i will um check and then i will close the door no slamming the door shut again um oh no i will bounce back so i will i would provoke but none of you have aos there so that's fine i do did he uh you do no you don't have a oh yeah i have a i have a question yes i have a question that guy took an action opened the door right and then two actions swing once and another oh yeah that's right that's right that's right that's right sorry i technically i was using his like he has a twin strike too so it still works out but all good he fails anyways so uh oran you're up oran please don't die well let's find out do a little roll yeah recovery uh succeed that one reduce your time value by one so you are no longer dying you go up to wounded two and you are unconscious still we get age three there we go okay yeah yep uh and then we'll target him sure and take a jaw attack to him and go try to plot the minus two there uh what if you want to do that math for me sorry uh that will miss with the minus two okay that's all gorgermire can do qq for who i i'm zoran you're a braver soul than i am i'm just gonna hero point this so i don't fuck with the dice guns anymore yep okay so you will stabilize not do any worse and are unconscious cool okay vena okie dokie wow okay um the corpse burns more yeah uh if i step into this space am i gonna take damage no no sweet he has no aoe in fact here if you wanna i'll move here we go that's just easier it burns to ash yes to ashes you say um all right guys say it with me i'm gonna attempt to faint sure let's go vena let's go what else can i do it's my dps i know that's a 12 of the die it's a 27 27 um one shot of the press oh my god if you weren't if you weren't still so oh my god it's because you're drunk from alcohol um you would've made it oh all right whatever i'll just attack this yeah sure prohibition sure how was you supposed to know this would happen no i'm just blaming prohibition for influencing our games in such a negative fashion it's fair it's a good it's a good understanding yeah how could being drunk be so detrimental you're enforcing the morality statute in the people's house all right i i don't get to do anything this combat good night everyone too drunk all right that's my turn goodbye thank you everyone thank you thank you everyone i'm gonna quick alchemy one of my last alchemist fires this is great sure please don't crit fail gamer am i targeting him i'm not i'm targeting beena for some reason there we go i want to do that go you're full of shit you know that i'll hit it's still hit but it's like oh i can't get above a 10 go damage it's beans it's 13 plus seven that's 17 that's not bad it's not bad than my level 4 shocking grasp it's more than i've done this whole combat yeah just a shame i'm about to be out of these if this guy has more than enough health to survive i should have made that a sticky bomb god damn it i feel like we're getting to the point where we're just gonna have to start bare knuckle boxing this guy thirst and i throw my club at him thirst and i throw my club at him yeah sure what's what's the damage on that uh well make a ranged attack roll how do i do that um one sec let me check your weapons should be in here uh you have to have your club drawn sheist yeah you can throw a bottle at him can i can i move to the square and punch him yeah well you quick alchemy didn't bomb so no you let me do it last time can i charge him i mean like you can you can't really charge unless you have like sudden charge or something so this is why i'm like this is whatever you baldric you can move out of the way you could like move behind the dragon or out of the way of who anywhere else no i should be giving him i'm gonna move here hey hey buddy hit me hit me don't fire at you how's this look come over here go tanhauser you're up tanhauser please don't die okay do you have any medicine you can use so famed physician tanhauser does not have medicine above too um okay so the poison only activates when i cast a spell is that right no the poison gets a higher dc and immediately damages you when you cast a spell i see so i can no longer cast spells for the duration of this combat you could cast a first level spell and it wouldn't kill you is that a guarantee yeah it's basically like math wise you would have seen this but it's double your spell level okay so you have three hit points so if you cast a first level spell you what about a cantrip um a cantrip uh would also apply to this focus spells i was generous and did not apply well thank thank you very kindly for your generosity yeah um all right what do we got here i think i think unfortunately at this juncture if you're gonna still take damage over time from this poison you might just be dead no if if he fails the save like again now here's here's the other impressive thing this is the last round the poison's active yay is there anything you can do that will not draw this man's ire to throw like a stone at you um yes but first my phone is ringing and i'm a silence that's it i will be nice and tell you this is the last round of the poison because i am a nice and generous gm you have also seen that foundry has decided yeah oh yeah foundry has just dunked on all you use this is uh you all right all the stops in this fight i'm going to go get my physical dice bag yeah or yeah i did send four assassins to murder them in their in their sleep i did i did okay i can get a little closer okay is that worth it is there and thank you dogs is there anything i can do to use to use all three uh actions let's see what do i have i have caltrops pour them into orange mouth is it orange here orange eat these i'm hurting mr tanhauser this will slow the pain uh my death pain is merely weakness leaving the body this is very painful you are getting less weak um okay fuck so let's look up the unconscious rules because we might be able to figure something out you're sleeping da da da so i'm technically unconscious unconscious um da da da da i can probably be woken up now that i'm unconscious and then i can start battlefield menacing people and doing stuff i want to just check uh my spells real quick will that happen before he takes damage i don't think so no um like the problem is speaker only has his turn to yeah to do this basically it'll come down to can speaker make this last save against the poison now because the poison he has not had multiple applications like any more applications of it so it's at this point it has gone it's six rounds so maybe just don't draw aggro maybe literally just no but if i don't draw aggro volley is going down and then if volley goes down he can just run up he'll start punching you and while you haven't taken any damage i have one alchemist fire left up my sleeve i could probably kill him with that and if not i can probably whittle him down with the rest of what i have i could i'm sorry for some reason foundry has decided that it doesn't want me clicking on anything i could produce flame you could but is that a cantrip yeah it is yeah so it's auto heightened yeah that's the oh so so cantrips then would do me more than level one spells yes okay uh and i have no ranged you want to throw something at him unless you chose not to heighten it so you could do a produce flame but you would just do like d4 um like and your spellcasting mod and that's it how how uh badly fucked up does he look he looks really fucked up he's probably got like maybe a hit left in it like a solid hit hit not crit a solid hit will take him down okay that's probably gonna be up to me at this rate yeah no offense no no no offense me now but i mean i have i've hit what two attacks this entire moment it's great it's great does does orrin have any healing potions on him uh orrin uh does not orrin's very poor in fact i have let me see do i have anything left on me i have one elixir of life lesser that is good for 3d6 plus 6 i will take that please uh do i have a hero point with which to say it falls out of my ass no i don't he can move he can grab it okay take it i let him take it i will take it i will chug all right you take you heal a decent amount good good 16 okay if you fail the poison check you will at least live maybe well if he fails the poison check and i spike damage he'll die that's the only thing okay so now it's time for the poison check um didn't cast a spell so the dc is lower 27 that will succeed oh okay i'm alive yeah okay who's next uh a good friend burning man actually will you allow me to do one very quick thing what's up i just like to move here instead of sure now it's good throws a knife at you okay burning man's going god i wish i sticky bombed his ass so mad he's gonna tumble fuck well i'm glad to see somebody can do swashbuckling things he can you rolled tanhauser i did roll tanhauser which is actually very apt oh no i think to go through veena are you trying to go through baldric at the same time so you have to make a separate thing also for baldric if you're trying to do that and he wouldn't he also take an aop from me uh he will he will take an aop and from veena if veena has a up she doesn't i do i do oh yeah no it's a new round so they both have attack of opportunity oh yeah yeah you both would then uh one sec you can uh oh one enemy yeah so i'd have to i'd have to move to here so i would only provoke from veena then all right let's do it up please kill this man i'm gonna try please we'll see good hustle everyone yay um cool you know too drunk you know what sucks about getting our asses beat by these guys huh they don't even have a cool catchphrase no they don't they don't no they literally just ganged up on us in my house yes and then we lost we almost lost to just four of these there were like six of them up on that terrace oh we would have we would have i think we would have done much better actually there than here but i wouldn't have had any time to prepare anything more than what i had no but i i think that like we would have been more prepared we would be all together we would have all of our shit and we wouldn't be ambushed on turn one and almost downed immediately fair enough clarson what's he doing take care attack of opportunity tan has her oh is he tumbling no he's uh he's walking he steps he steps on okay yeah i'll take my chest doormat all right cool i believe in the heart of the cards do you no do i have not with the 21 oh i have one attack i can do i'm gonna attack you that's a hit son of a bitch it's a hit wait it's not good it's it's a hit but it's not gonna be anything uh i don't get any of my extra bonus shit so i'm only doing 11 points to you oh thank god i'm still up that's the end of my turn oran is still oh and i take uh let's see still on fire i take two more fire damage oran is unconscious rahua is unconscious vena i don't know if there's enough space for him you can't skip me i still got gorgamonger oh that's right yeah yeah sorry sorry sorry gorgamonger yeah my bad um that nice yeah since i'm unconscious or so like i then have to ask do i become unconscious at some point but that's up to you uh because for unconscious rules um basically if you're unconscious at zero hit after sufficient time passes and unfortunately it's not and it's a determines how long you remain unconscious from a minimum of 10 minutes yeah yeah yeah so i think you receive him regardless gorgamonger will uh well unfortunately he can't do much um but what he can do is at least uh jump over why do i not have control of my own token just move him i can't move him to the other side yeah basically he's moving he's basically flying over to the other side here i beg of you my roommate is home very soon okay i'm i'm moving dragon here yes and that's all he can do in his action okay i'm left with a horrible conundrum vena yeah i'm gonna shoot him three times with my gun absolutely there what else am i gonna do i'm gonna this is where you get the crit absolutely this is where you get the crit first assassins amongst her pussies show them why are you kidding me there was a 20 it bounced off the side of the screen we all saw it next one yep all right second one penis christ yep third one can i get it can i get it with a third come on chat that's right you finally did it after all these years you finally hit please critically hit him damage shit crit damage oh jesus christ that's a big i think i think they're fucking dead yeah so vena is just going to just start unloading the clip into this guy just bang bang bang reload bang bang are they dead are we out are we done ski with that before before i let the poison collapses and dies oh wait ten houses not poisoned anymore right no yeah we're done and i think for the sake of everyone call it there everyone yes just before that was a slightly above severe difficulty encounter we still have extreme to try out one day but that was a severe encounter to save us time uh does anyone have any saying goodbye words no goodbye everybody we'll see you i'm sorry goodbye well dating this but we have our starfinder campaign starting come check that out tomorrow 3 p.m starting right now oh my god yay come back tomorrow all right goodbye everyone so long farewell please stay good to each other i'll see you next time bye bye