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Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: It's fast paced, it's entertaining, and it's easy. Cleaning out
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  Speaker 1: sound fridge on one more thing, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: One more thing.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't done this in a long time, which isn't
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  Speaker 3: like us because it is easy. It requires nothing of me,
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  Speaker 3: which is my favorite thing to be.
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  Speaker 2: Required, and I enjoy it. You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's when we got leftover sound clips from the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the the everybody works on the show busts their
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  Speaker 1: butt to bring all this entertaining stuff to the to
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  Speaker 1: the fridge, and then we can't.
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  Speaker 2: Use it all. So let's use it now. What do
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  Speaker 2: you want to start now?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, cleaning sound of fridge. Who came up with that
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  Speaker 3: idea sound Fridge team effort?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think I did, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: God. I went to eat some yogurt last night and
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  Speaker 3: opened up the container. Good lord, how long have that
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  Speaker 3: been there?
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  Speaker 1: When that goes, that goes fast, smell punches.
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  Speaker 2: So gross?
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  Speaker 1: Is everybody gagging right now? Everybody hearing this is gagging
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 3: An are you happy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you are? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: That's aren't you healthy? You eat yogurt instead of donuts?
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  Speaker 3: You win? And homemade protein granola?
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  Speaker 1: So wow?
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  Speaker 3: I did? I went there yep.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, protein granola. What's Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It has all of your usual granola stuff sands, the
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  Speaker 4: sugar and peanut butter, protein powder and vanilla protein powder,
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  Speaker 4: and when you mix it with honey and a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of olive oil and put it in the oven,
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  Speaker 4: the protein powder just kind of turns into a nice
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  Speaker 4: crisp and you know it taste.
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  Speaker 2: It at all? Can I get that recipe? Absolutely sounds fantastic. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fighting the urge to eat donuts on the way
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  Speaker 3: home today because the scale has been really good to
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  Speaker 3: me lately, like as a reward, which is obviously the
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  Speaker 3: wrong way to open it.
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  Speaker 2: You could I fit two or three and.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like buying a bottle of vodka to
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  Speaker 1: celebrate sobriety.
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  Speaker 2: But whatever.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's get to clean out sound fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to set up thirteen the John Stuart thing?
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  Speaker 2: Jack or Wow?
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  Speaker 3: So he did a long, like fifteen minute rant about
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  Speaker 3: AI that I thought was pretty darn funny, But this
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  Speaker 3: part was not really the sort of thing we should
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  Speaker 3: have on the radio. Yeah, this is John Stewart from
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  Speaker 3: the Daily Show.
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  Speaker 5: And as AI gets better and better, it's only going
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  Speaker 5: to make it more difficult to separate fact from fiction,
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  Speaker 5: which could be terrifying. Luckily, the people in charge of
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  Speaker 5: AI have told us that just like with the Internet
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  Speaker 5: and social media, it's actually going to make everything much
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  Speaker 5: much better.
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  Speaker 2: This has the potential to make life much better.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's honestly a lay up.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to sound like utopic techbro here, but the
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  Speaker 2: increase in quality of life that AI can deliver is extraordinary.
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  Speaker 3: AI is the most profound technology humanity is working on,
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  Speaker 3: more profound than fire or electricity.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sucking fire, that's right, you are me.
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  Speaker 2: Your arty fire. I'm sorry, ready to turn that up.
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  Speaker 2: Suck a mother fire.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa what are you giggling out?
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  Speaker 2: Electricity?
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  Speaker 3: Sandr Patai or whatever from Google saying it as gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a bigger deal than a than fire electricity, which
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  Speaker 3: is just mind blowing to me. And that was Sam
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  Speaker 3: Altman saying in there. You know, I hate to sound
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  Speaker 3: like tech bro, but it's just gonna make everybody's life
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  Speaker 3: so wonderful and much better. I know a lot of
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  Speaker 3: that crowd believes it because they think we're gonna sit
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  Speaker 3: around and write poetry and and and and create art
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  Speaker 3: when we don't have jobs. I think we're all going
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  Speaker 3: to go crazy and kill each other or ourselves. So
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  Speaker 3: we have different views of how this is going to
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  Speaker 3: turn out.
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  Speaker 1: How do you like this? One just popped into my
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  Speaker 1: head as we were listening to that. AI is to
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  Speaker 1: humanity what a five hundred million dollar lottery win is
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  Speaker 1: to an individual.
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  Speaker 3: It absolutely is. That is exactly right, that's perfect, and some.
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  Speaker 1: People's great, but we can't handle it. But ninety five
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  Speaker 1: percent of people can't handle it right.
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  Speaker 3: It might even be higher than that, because the entire
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  Speaker 3: reason for being isn't like spending money winning the lottery,
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  Speaker 3: so like striving to support yourself and your family is
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  Speaker 3: your entire existence.
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  Speaker 1: Taking that away on a very fundamental anthropological level, that's
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  Speaker 1: what we're made to do. Sure, now you can call
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  Speaker 1: that God's will or evolution or whatever, but no, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's all of your chromosomes, your entire genetic makeup,
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  Speaker 1: the way your brain works.
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  Speaker 2: It's all to accomplish thing.
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  Speaker 3: And raising a family. What did your dad do? He
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  Speaker 3: wrote poems and learned to play good car because he
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  Speaker 3: never had a job.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to hear him, nobody bought the music or
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  Speaker 1: listen to No, he just did it.
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  Speaker 6: It's very simple. Every human being has to have a
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  Speaker 6: purpose in life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, what's your purpose? Well, people like Sam Altman
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  Speaker 3: actually believe your purpose can be just in joeing the
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  Speaker 3: arts or playing frisbee in the park. But that's just
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  Speaker 3: you're wrong, man, You're just wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Look at the pandemic take away everybody's purpose for a while,
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  Speaker 4: and alcohol abuse went up, suicide went up, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: horse went up. Yeah, I don't know this, Sam Altman. Guy,
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  Speaker 4: I don't mean to sound like a tech bro. Followed
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  Speaker 4: by the most tech bro thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no kidding, very good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no joke. And then Jack you mentioned. Ask
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  Speaker 1: anybody who's retired about suddenly not having that purpose in
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  Speaker 1: their lives, and how virtually everybody finds that jarring. Some
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  Speaker 1: people had just to it beautifully and enjoy themselves very much.
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  Speaker 1: I know some guys like that in gals too, but
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  Speaker 1: some do not, and some find it devastating.
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  Speaker 2: And it's over.
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  Speaker 3: If it's an adjustment when you're in your sixties and
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  Speaker 3: you've worked your whole life, how about if it just
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  Speaker 3: comes upon you for your whole life, right exactly, You're tired,
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  Speaker 3: you've got plenty of money, you're sick of everybody at work,
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  Speaker 3: you hate what you do, it's time to stop.
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  Speaker 2: And even then it's jarring. But yeah, exactly, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty one years old and you're you're looking at another,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sixty years of doing little to nothing.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of people is that going to create?
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  Speaker 2: Too? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I mean a whole generation of people that haven't had
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  Speaker 4: to have a daily purpose.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and then think of mating, which, uh a lot
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  Speaker 3: of it is built around. I mean just women having
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  Speaker 3: the desire to find a man that can be a
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  Speaker 3: supporter of a family. I mean that's just where we're
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  Speaker 3: built psychologically, It's in our genes. So now you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: be you're gonna be what are you gonna be looking
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  Speaker 3: for in a guy?
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  Speaker 2: A poet?
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. What's interesting to me though,
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  Speaker 1: is that to sort this out evolutionarily would take twenty
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  Speaker 1: thousand years, oh at least, and it's gonna come upon
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  Speaker 1: us in like a month.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. John Stewart says, I had a point,
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  Speaker 3: and this is all gonna happen next Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right right, Well, it's funny every time we get
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  Speaker 1: on this topic. It's it's difficult to stop, but I
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  Speaker 1: am going to whistle it and let's let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: This is Chris Wallace talking to Larry David.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty Michael. The over under is half a billion dollars. No,
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  Speaker 2: we're not doing a spit take here. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: A water I'm sorry. Can you stop that? That's it's
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  Speaker 1: this is the thing. This is an ongoing issue behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes and the Armstrong and Getty show.
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  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. I don't know what's about
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  Speaker 3: to happen, but something is.
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  Speaker 1: I Joe Getty behind the scenes now regularly advocate leave
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  Speaker 1: the question in go ahead that that well, Q and
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  Speaker 1: A unless there's a reason not to.
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  Speaker 3: I am responsible for this one. Uh that clip.
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  Speaker 1: Explain yourself, woman, I'm working on it.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, I will good lord.
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  Speaker 3: Can we not have gendered language?
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  Speaker 2: Please stop?
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: So, from all the clips that I saw looking for this,
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  Speaker 4: it started there and he just kind of went, sow
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  Speaker 4: your net worth and so that's the first thing that
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  Speaker 4: you're hearing.
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  Speaker 3: If you would listen to the clip, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just listen to the freaking beginning and beginning
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: They're on the topic of the networth. Let's hear the
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  Speaker 3: dame thing.
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  Speaker 2: The over under is half a billion dollars. No, we're
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  Speaker 2: not doing a spit take here. By the way, I'm
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  Speaker 2: out of water. Okay, I'm out. I think you're avoiding
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  Speaker 2: the question. Avoided the question. I'm going to say, over
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  Speaker 2: a billion dollars to your father, none of your how
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  Speaker 2: about that?
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  Speaker 3: And that's ridiculous, that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: But what you just said billion, that number is so preposterous. Okay, ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: How about one hundred million dollars? Okay, how about you
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  Speaker 2: shut up? Okay, how about you shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Is that I got to say, you know, one hundred interviews,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's okay, your shut up?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I've read a little bit about this. I didn't see
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  Speaker 3: the interview. But so, Jerry Seinfeld is almost a billionaire now,
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  Speaker 3: a billionaire off of his comedy because they each he
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  Speaker 3: and Larry David getz so much money in the residuals
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  Speaker 3: from Seinfeld back in the day. The diffence with the
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  Speaker 3: Larry David being is that he got a divorce and
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  Speaker 3: he lives in California, So that's probably why he was
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  Speaker 3: reacting to that number with the spit tak Yeah whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Hmmm yeah, Seinfeld's worth more than a billion as of
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  Speaker 4: the released last month.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah wow oof.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting how that show is brilliant as it was, just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't hold up.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. My Friends was on TV the
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  Speaker 3: other night in the hotel room and my son and
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  Speaker 3: I watch a little bit Love It funny could sit
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  Speaker 3: there and watch Friends episodes. I have no desire to
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  Speaker 3: watch an episode of Seinfeld, and if they come on,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like eah, And which is weird?
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  Speaker 1: Which is not to say it was not worse art
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  Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's just you know, different art
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  Speaker 1: indoors in different ways.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, does thirty four need any setup?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I pulled this one. Let me explain it.
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  Speaker 6: This is a woman that got caught stealing from Walmart.
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  Speaker 6: She has a full cart of a different good so
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  Speaker 6: that she's stolen, and a cop has come to arrest
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  Speaker 6: her along with the Walmart manager, and she hasn't this
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  Speaker 6: interaction with him.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing an investigation right now.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently somebody walked out with a.
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  Speaker 2: Car put it in a random car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that was me. Okay, would you come over
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  Speaker 3: by a car with us.
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  Speaker 2: Whose car is it?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know you neither, So where's all your stuff
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  Speaker 4: you took out of the store?
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  Speaker 2: And I just put it?
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  Speaker 5: I put it in a random car that was open.
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  Speaker 3: In a random car that was open for what because.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all are coming and I just ran up to the car.
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  Speaker 3: It's a payment of replay. It's called twenty one.
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  Speaker 2: It's basically you go and steal all the fo and
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  Speaker 2: you get out without getting caught.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I did it one other time in this time,
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  Speaker 3: but I got caught in this time.
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  Speaker 5: So now I gotta figure out where my purses and
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  Speaker 5: ruin my merchandise is because now I got to give all.
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  Speaker 4: The merchandise back to Walmart. Well, it's not really game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a it's tough to you.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun too, it's really fun. Oh going to jokes bar.
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  Speaker 3: It's not really a game. It's theft. So is that
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  Speaker 3: a BS? I can say?
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  Speaker 2: Bullshit?
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  Speaker 3: It's the podcast. Was that a bullshit story about it
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  Speaker 3: being a game and she was actually just stealing? Or
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  Speaker 3: is it that she was just stealing? Okay, it's called
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  Speaker 3: twenty one. You put twenty on items in your cart
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  Speaker 3: and see if you can get out the door, and
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  Speaker 3: then if you do get out of the door, you
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  Speaker 3: just keep them.
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  Speaker 2: That's called stealing. Why'd you put it in that car?
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  Speaker 2: Because I got caught?
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand the Miranda warning and why it exists?
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  Speaker 1: Of course that person is too damn stupid to walk
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  Speaker 1: the streets anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So, uh so this happened to me yesterday. I need
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  Speaker 3: to buy uh something at the convenience door and it
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  Speaker 3: was like a ten dollar item, and I had a
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  Speaker 3: lot on my mind, and I just walked out the
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  Speaker 3: door with it. I got and I almost got to
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  Speaker 3: my truck and thought, geez, I didn't pay for this,
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  Speaker 3: And I had like a feeling of panic that I'd
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  Speaker 3: walked out the door with an item I hadn't paid for.
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  Speaker 3: So back into the circle can, I said, oh, geez,
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  Speaker 3: I walked out the door without paying for this? She
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  Speaker 3: said whatever I said?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I said, well, I didn't do it on purpose. She said,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to stop you. I said, you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to stop me? She said, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not allowed to stop you. Besides, I don't get paid enough.
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  Speaker 3: I said, do other people walk out.
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  Speaker 2: The door stuff?
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  Speaker 3: She said, every day? There you go, So she saw
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  Speaker 3: me walk out door. She wasn't even going to say anything,
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  Speaker 3: let alone actually physically stopped me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a California and that surge of adrenaline fear
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  Speaker 1: was completely unwarranted. Well, I findently stole something.
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  Speaker 3: Well mine was a more morality based, but I'm I'm
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  Speaker 3: so with you.
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  Speaker 4: I drove home for thirty minutes from a target with
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  Speaker 4: a pair of sunglasses on my head that I didn't pay.
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  Speaker 3: For, and I went I went back. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Now, when I told the girl I just drove back
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  Speaker 4: from here, she went, are you serious, Like you really
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  Speaker 4: came back to pay for this?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like yes, because I believe in karma. She is
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  Speaker 3: very real.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that something that you were the outlier? You were
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  Speaker 1: the person they were thinking.
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  Speaker 2: What were you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, she looked like she looked at me like
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  Speaker 3: I had three heads. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A couple.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of times in my life as an absent
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  Speaker 1: minded guy, I have been looking at the ground thinking
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  Speaker 1: whatever and walked into the women's bathroom. That is a
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  Speaker 1: really bad feeling when you look around.
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  Speaker 2: Where the hell are the urinals?
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  Speaker 1: That's funny that she's oh my god, and then you
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  Speaker 1: just pray no one walks in and start screaming.
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  Speaker 2: Of course these days you just say transgender.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, if I had short hair and a beard.
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  Speaker 4: If I was in the bathroom and you walked in
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  Speaker 4: and I freaked out and told you to get out,
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  Speaker 4: in today's day and age, I would be the bad
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  Speaker 4: guy because I wasn't accepting of the man with the
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  Speaker 4: beard walking into the women's restroom.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'd go viral for telling you to get out.
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  Speaker 1: Some birthing person started screaming at me. It was humiliating, Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I eactly.
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  Speaker 3: I had a brief moment of thinking, maybe I'll just
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  Speaker 3: hang on to it and drive off just for the
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  Speaker 3: story of this is how easy it is to steal,
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  Speaker 3: but dying wasn't going to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's pretty well established anyway.
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  Speaker 3: It's easy too, Yeah, exactly, it's easy to forget. I
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  Speaker 3: was once trying on this rollox and I said, look,
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  Speaker 3: there's a fire, and I walked out the door when
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  Speaker 3: they were looking at the supposed fire.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: That's actually an online thing right now, where people are
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  Speaker 4: going into shoe stores and trying on a really expensive
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  Speaker 4: pair of sneakers and then they sprint as hard as
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  Speaker 4: they can out the front door and stop about fifty
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  Speaker 4: feet past the door, jump, turn around and sprint back
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  Speaker 4: in and just watch the employees lose their mind.
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  Speaker 3: Personally, what the yeah?
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  Speaker 2: The online challenge funny til someone gets shot?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I can't believe this.
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  Speaker 6: I just you know, just two people that stole something
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  Speaker 6: went back and they said, don't worry about it. I'm senior, dumbfounded,
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.