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FULL SHOW: The Auction · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hob Aku Big Show Show Show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big, big show, really big. Jason Hoich
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  Speaker 2: might not and Keezy on Kidder you mad bars. It's
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  Speaker 2: great to have your company on this blustery, wet Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: It is the twenty sixth of January twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 2: and you, my friends, as always listening to the Big
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  Speaker 2: Show brought to you by.
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  Speaker 3: Reburger handcrafted burgers, loaded fries, ankor mates that will change
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  Speaker 3: the go Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Reverdy clee Yimmy, Ah Maks, Reverdy clet Yimmy.
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  Speaker 5: Jace hates that one, does he Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Mogie. It is AUKANDN anniversary day today.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be talking about that a little bit later on
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  Speaker 2: Weird Vibe. Here in the studio, no one else in
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  Speaker 2: the office. It's totally empty, no one on the roads.
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  Speaker 5: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: But it didn't matter to me because I knew that
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  Speaker 2: I'd get to come in today and gork across this
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  Speaker 2: desk here and see you a stallion.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll let you know this right now. Hoody is
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  Speaker 5: what hoody janis, as I like to call you. I'm
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  Speaker 5: going pretty grousey, your mad dog. You're six cent of
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  Speaker 5: the But yeah, it's weird, isn't it. There's nobody in
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  Speaker 5: Auckland at all. The streets are empty, our office is empty.
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  Speaker 5: There's nobody here. But that doesn't matter to us because
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  Speaker 5: we're really really popular everywhere else in the country. Everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody in Auckland hates us anyway. It means nothing to
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  Speaker 5: us whether they whether they're at work or in the
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  Speaker 5: office or anything else.
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  Speaker 2: How true?
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  Speaker 5: Is that so true?
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  Speaker 2: Jeese? To tell you what's you're looking good?
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  Speaker 3: Mate? Is that it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Man?
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  Speaker 3: There's no like, oh you got your goofy blah blah
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  Speaker 3: shirit on or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you look fantastic. Have you been working out?
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  Speaker 5: I haven't, okay, And one problem I would say, if
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  Speaker 5: I had to point something out, it's for all of
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  Speaker 5: us as well. We're all losing our tans. We've got
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  Speaker 5: no tans left. Yeah, I think I pretty Are you
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  Speaker 5: shocking what you're shocking? We're all shocking because weather sucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's pretty doumb bus means be getting bitter
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  Speaker 3: soon though, fellas, So you just hold on good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Keezy, Hey, Jase. How you going, Man?
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  Speaker 3: You've got your wacky blue.
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  Speaker 5: You were it again? Is it wacky because you wore
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  Speaker 5: that on Friday eight?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've obviously washed it since then.
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  Speaker 3: Feels have you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Do you watch something to give you time you wear it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: It's funny, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: We as I've previously discussed, through two or three loads
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  Speaker 2: a day, there's.
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  Speaker 3: Three of us living in the house, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: what is going on? So much washing?
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  Speaker 5: You would know if you ever did the washing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's true, you know, you just you don't know what's
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  Speaker 5: going on here. As you were saying, oh here, here
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  Speaker 5: we go, that's not your area.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh lord, what's coming up on the show?
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: God, we've got a good show. It's a shame that
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  Speaker 5: nobody in awkland's listening to us, but that is the norm.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to be giving my verdict on electric cars.
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  Speaker 5: I went for a roady and electric car over the
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  Speaker 5: New Year's and Christmas break there, and I'll be breaking
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  Speaker 5: it down for your backbones before you go out and
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  Speaker 5: buy one. I'm very, very, very excited today we get
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  Speaker 5: to hear all about Keysy's hot date that he had
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  Speaker 5: on Friday night. We don't know who it was with.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know where he when. I really don't ruin it, really, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just hold on to it, Y. I'm very excited about that.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know who it was with. And of course
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  Speaker 5: we'll be talking all things Auckland Anniversary. The interesting thing
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  Speaker 5: I think about this is nobody knows what it's for.
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  Speaker 5: What exactly is the anniversary will be delving deep into
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  Speaker 5: this bars to given our next how good Man. In
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  Speaker 5: the meantime, here's thisennover down three four eight three. If
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  Speaker 5: you want to get in contacts.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Cake.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is eleven minutes past four o'clock. For those
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  Speaker 2: of you unaware, it is of course Auckland Anniversary Day,
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  Speaker 2: which means that if you live in Auckland and I
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  Speaker 2: believe the Bop and Gizzy.
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  Speaker 5: And why cuts away in Northland?
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  Speaker 2: Yes no really today, fellers, no work today, so the holiday.
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  Speaker 3: The northern half of the North Island is on holiday today.
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  Speaker 5: But that's because they all have their own anniversaries, not
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  Speaker 5: because they're all celebrating in Auckland anniversary.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have thought, yeah, that's interesting. So they're not
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  Speaker 3: celebrating Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: That's bullshit, because I would imagine it's.
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  Speaker 5: The greatest city.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine that the rest of the country would
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  Speaker 2: love the idea of Auckland as having a day off
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  Speaker 2: and would celebrate that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, why don't we say everyone takes through three four
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  Speaker 3: eight three? Why Auckland is your favorite city?
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  Speaker 5: That's right?
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  Speaker 3: And everyone goes in the drawer for a fifty dollars
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  Speaker 3: reburg of.
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  Speaker 5: Ourtually they probably even take some calls on that, because
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  Speaker 5: I know how passionate people get totally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why is Auckland your favorite city and the
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  Speaker 3: best city in New Zealand. So it is, as we said,
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  Speaker 3: Auckland Anniversary day. Why cuts all bay a Play, Northland
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  Speaker 3: and Gisbone all have the day off? But it's like,
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  Speaker 3: what what what's the reason?
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  Speaker 5: What do we what's the reason for the season?
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  Speaker 3: Keezy? As they say, that's right, Well.
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  Speaker 5: It's essentially it's a birthday, isn't it. But what constitutes
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  Speaker 5: the birth of not just a city. I'm assuming it's
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  Speaker 5: a region, Yeah, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: see what you're saying. Man, I'm just doing some research here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think just before you get into that kizzy.
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  Speaker 2: Initial idea was it Auckland, as you know, over the
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  Speaker 2: Christmas holidays, spent their time in the yachts and all
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  Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. Came back from the Christmas Holidays
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  Speaker 2: and were densely fatigued from quaffing all that champagne and
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  Speaker 2: boating and all that sort of stuff, and they needed
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  Speaker 2: an extra day sort of in the in the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of January just to readjust.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So it was rich people coming back onto Land
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  Speaker 3: and needing a day off.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, pretty much get rid of the legs, right.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was to acclimatize. It's sort of like
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  Speaker 5: jet leg, but it's super yacht.
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  Speaker 3: Leg yacht leg. Yes, right, doing some research here, and
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  Speaker 3: you know how Wikipedia can be pretty notoriously like you know, wrong.
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  Speaker 3: It says here that it falls on the Monday closest
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  Speaker 3: into the twenty ninth of January, which is the anniversary
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  Speaker 3: of the arrival of William Hobson, who was a letter
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  Speaker 3: on the first governor of New Zealand, and that was
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  Speaker 3: an eighteen forty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, eighteen forty.
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  Speaker 3: Jess. That seems like yesterday, does, doesn't it? Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: really does.
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  Speaker 5: New Ulster it was called back then Kesey. That was
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  Speaker 5: the name that Hobbs gave it, new Ulster. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah yeah, which doesn't sound right does it now? It
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  Speaker 5: sounds about Irish to me? It does.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's what they used to do though, right, because
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  Speaker 3: New York was like, oh, this is going to be
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  Speaker 3: the New York, which already exists.
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  Speaker 5: What about New Zealand. Yeah, it's going to be the
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  Speaker 5: new version of Zealand, Yes, which also exists. New Plymouth. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: this is the modern version of Old Plymouth. Yes, that's wrong,
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  Speaker 5: new town, modern version of a town. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: new Way.
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  Speaker 2: But I I'm confused as to why you know we
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  Speaker 2: need a holiday for that. I mean, Hobson, good onlam,
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  Speaker 2: he's a governor. I mean it just feels a boat.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It just feels to me like we're taking the piss
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  Speaker 2: a little bit and going, oh, well, he found you know,
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  Speaker 2: he sort of found the place he was governor, so
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  Speaker 2: we should all take the day off.
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  Speaker 5: It is weird, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Because who cares wouldn't it be better to take the
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  Speaker 5: day off to celebrate Jay's birthday? That makes more sense
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  Speaker 5: to me, makes to celebrate than old mate turned up
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  Speaker 5: in his boat. Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, there's lots of great texts coming in
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  Speaker 3: basically patting Auckland on the back for being so awesome.
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  Speaker 3: For example, the first one says piss off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably addressed that someone. Yeah, it's probably someone else,
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  Speaker 5: Big Sandy. What about the one that says Aukland as
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  Speaker 5: a shithole? It was probably for Big as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, keep them coming here three four eight three, tell
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  Speaker 2: us why you love Auckland so much and frankly, why
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  Speaker 2: we deserve a holiday today? Queen did the sign age.
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  Speaker 1: Old I keep Big Show with Mike and tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio hod.
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  Speaker 3: Acicual super Groove.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon,
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  Speaker 2: the time twenty one minutes past four o'clock. And I
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  Speaker 2: believe I heard the Rebig Year Sting in that that
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  Speaker 2: song Keezy, this.
• 8:23
  Speaker 3: Is Pugs is new Rebiggest Sting.
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  Speaker 5: What do we think it's good?
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  Speaker 2: Just on Pugs. I came in early just to prep
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  Speaker 2: for the show, and he was sitting by himself on
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  Speaker 2: the studio. There no one else in the opposite He
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  Speaker 2: was bored out of his ass, he said, I came in.
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  Speaker 2: He drove up from the Hawkes Bay today early thinking,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to go and do my job.
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  Speaker 2: He got here at about one and had nothing to do, right,
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  Speaker 2: just so he created this absolutely genius thing. She'll go
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  Speaker 2: to the lion spell get in your mad barst Hell's life.
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  Speaker 1: You makee going good?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good things mate, big week? He in Eston or
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  Speaker 2: did you take it easy?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: She was pretty flat stick to be honest.
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Have you got any demons? You can talk
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  Speaker 5: those through?
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm just down at the locals often a few
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  Speaker 3: demons there.
• 9:20
  Speaker 5: You had a shocker, did you really?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, We'll just ask you a few questions just for
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: Edmund reasons, mate, and then you will flick you out
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: of Just.
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: Need to make sure you're not AI. Yeah, got to
• 9:34
  Speaker 5: make sure you're not a robot. Man, you're a robot?
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  Speaker 5: You're good, okay.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: These these questions are designed to sniff out a robot. Basically, Heysten,
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  Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust? I replaced the
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  Speaker 3: batteries on the reflectors in the middle of the road.
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  Speaker 5: Ah. Good, that's a good job, man, Jesus. Let's keep
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  Speaker 5: you busy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, reflect needed better?
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: Is it's crazy? It's real? Hey, Aston, what's for dinner?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: I to be honest, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 8: I'm probably got me sword of there.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: You're nice Aston. Would you make love to a robot?
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: She looked like the mess?
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Then probably you get on your say that how often
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: do you floss?
• 10:23
  Speaker 5: Never?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Actually never?
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: That's the one.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice Baton's breadth recks?
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: Heyes. So what color are your andies?
• 10:31
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, glossy metallic stuff.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: The good thing about the old black andy is as
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  Speaker 2: they hide the stains.
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: And one last question that asked, and what's your deepest fear? Mate?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I hate planes, to be honest with Probably that plains
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  Speaker 3: And we've had a height heights and planes. Yeah you go,
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  Speaker 3: and that's fifty rebig abouch is all yours?
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  Speaker 5: Mate? God?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you hold the line of old pugs on there
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  Speaker 3: will sort you out, hey, fellas, good news.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of.
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  Speaker 3: Great, great ticks coming in regarding Auckland's Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 3: New Zealanders basically and how much they love Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it is a great city, isn't it keesy?
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  Speaker 2: And I mean I think everyone in the country aspires
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  Speaker 2: to move to Auckland. I mean, I mean, if you're
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: in christ Church or Dunedin or Wellington, I think in
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  Speaker 2: the back of your mind you're always planning on how
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  Speaker 2: do I get to Auckland, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because of the climate, the opportunities, the great people, the
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  Speaker 2: souper yachts, the electric cars, restaurants, all of that sort
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  Speaker 2: of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so basically anyone listening that doesn't live in Auckland
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  Speaker 3: kind of trying to figure out how to get to
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  Speaker 3: Walkland exactly be here if they could. Auckland is the
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  Speaker 3: best city because it's far away. Cheers Erica and Wellington.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody else sticks for here, Jason Street for its
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: Dorkland Dorkland, Dorkland. What does that even mean? I don't
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  Speaker 5: even get that. Ethan says, I love or on for
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: all the rich MILFs. What are MILF's? Yeah, yeah, what
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: is that?
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  Speaker 9: Magi?
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: What's a milf?
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  Speaker 2: What's a what's a melf?
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: Mobe? Well, it stands for a mother that I would
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  Speaker 5: like to be friends with?
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  Speaker 9: Oh what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Often wondered?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I look at the videos and stuff, but
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  Speaker 2: I never know what the melf is.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
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  Speaker 2: You two there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. The time is four forty seven and fills
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  Speaker 2: with this horrendous weather that we've been having around the country.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Gives you plenty of time to sit inside your lounge here,
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: get cozy and watch a bit of TV. Let's talk TV,
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  Speaker 2: shall we?
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  Speaker 8: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
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  Speaker 5: Come on, fellas, do we get rid of that?
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  Speaker 3: What?
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: Just an idea? Do we get rid of that? But
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: at the stuff we will go?
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know the Boss has been saying that,
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: you know, we're a fresh look at stuff and you
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's time to ditch a few things. Maybe it's
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: time to bring some new stuff. And but I love
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: that part.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: That's the best part. We did a live show. Everybody
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  Speaker 5: does it along with us. They get it, that's the thing.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: They get it. Yeah, okay, maybe get it. The live
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  Speaker 5: shows are the bosses at the live shows, he'd see, man.
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  Speaker 3: People love it.
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  Speaker 5: They get it.
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  Speaker 3: Also, the Boss hasn't said specifically get rid of that part.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you are, yeah right, you've got some crazy ideas.
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  Speaker 5: Guilty. Hey, fellas, I've got one of those Samsung televisions
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  Speaker 5: and they come for some reason with their own whole
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  Speaker 5: lot of channels. Oh, Samsung TV is on television seat,
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  Speaker 5: it's got Samsung TV on it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me that they've got safety features as well.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Well, they've got twenty four I haven't found any yet,
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  Speaker 5: but they've got twenty four to seven. At the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Thirty Rock is one of the channels. It's just twenty
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  Speaker 5: four to seven thirty Rock, and another one is twenty
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  Speaker 5: four to seven Come Dine with Me, which I absolutely
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  Speaker 5: loved around now one fifteen years ago. It's out of
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  Speaker 5: the UK and it's five. As a rule, it's fight.
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  Speaker 5: The version I like, okay, is five strangers cooking dinner
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  Speaker 5: for each other on consecutive nights. Who Ever gets the
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  Speaker 5: best score wins. You have to do an entree, a
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  Speaker 5: maine and dessert, and then you give a score and
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  Speaker 5: they throw together. Are pretty you know, you can imagine
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  Speaker 5: the sorts of people that sort of join their things.
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  Speaker 5: You win one thousand pounds, so in New Zealand that's
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  Speaker 5: one thousand dollars so then they've got the worst prizes.
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  Speaker 5: Such those UK game shows are so bad, like the Chase, well,
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: there's so many of them. They love the Chase. It's
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  Speaker 5: like you can win six grand like.
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  Speaker 3: Yay, between four.
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  Speaker 5: Of you exactly. But this thing is bloody hilarious. And
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  Speaker 5: the reason why it's hilarious is one because the people
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  Speaker 5: they have on it. But that would mean nothing if
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: it wasn't for the narrator Dave Lamb, who mocks every
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: single person on it. It's not super super mean, but
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: it's just mean enough to really really tickle my undercaracter there.
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  Speaker 5: I absolutely love it. If you can find it anywhere,
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  Speaker 5: do it. I imagine there's a thousand episodes on YouTube.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: It is it is five Busies. Wow, wow, five Busy.
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  Speaker 5: I really love it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I remember watching that quite a lot.
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  Speaker 3: It does come under this sort of type of television
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  Speaker 3: show where you've learned nothing, yes, but you've been entertained
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  Speaker 3: for an hour, fully entertained.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 5: It's not Five Busies as compared to The Sopranos or
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: anything like that, but for what it is that brand
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: of cheap reality TV. I have just been sitting there
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: watching it for like two or three hours over the holidays.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: I did that and it was great.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Sounds like the sort of shape perfect for you and
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: your wife Keezy.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent. In fact, I think she does quite
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: enjoy that show. But I've tried to put a stop
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: to the amount of just like these kinds of shows
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: that we werena. Yeah it was.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: We went on to get into some more saucy stuff maybe.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Kind of percent. Man went onto the tv NS plus
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: app the other day, tried to fire up Grand Designs
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: to find that we'd watched every single episode.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: That's embarrassing, it is. And I was just like, what
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: are we doing with our lives watching just the stuff?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Where's the good stuff?
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: And then we watched the amazing raceh Okay, Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Did you have one of those situations yesterday where my
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: wife had gone to rehearsal was pessing with Rain. I
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: was just flicking through the television going, I don't know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, And so I've got a theory. Now.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I go back onto the all the old movies that
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: were really good in their day, and I just rewatched
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: one of those yesterday. I watched Schindler's List. Wow, I've
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: never seen that good movie, good movie, good, solid, great
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: performance Lim Neeson of course, very very good. And that
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Ben Kingsley a very sad story but also very inspiring story.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I'll give it a solid three point five buzzies.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: My wife would like, we're a hard marker man, what
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: is what is that? Skins three and a half.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Three point seven? Then no, there's some pretty full on
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: stuff in it. Easy, and I've only watched it once.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: It wasn't enough, right, okay, So just confirming come down
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: with me five busies out of five where you can
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: give it Shindler's List three point seven.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: A Tenacious D to finish off the hour founds, why not.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Tenacious D. There on the radio, holdankey big show this
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: blustery Monday afternoon. Now plenty coming up after five o'clock,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: including Keezy talking us through his hot date on the
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Friday Night Fellows. I don't know if you know this,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: but I'm moving. So I've got some stuff to give away,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: actually to auction, to auction. Yeah, well you know I'm
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: not gonna give it away.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Don't give it away.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I want people to pay me
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: So using our radio show to sell off your old
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: stuff pretty much here smart Yeah, makes sense. Also, I've
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: got a great idea for you and your move, Jason. Yes,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: something I'd like to pitch to you after five as well.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Sounds good man.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I can welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're surviving
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: your Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: to you by re.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Big Year, serving good times and good food Dina or
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: take away read Big Year Today.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Before producing your attention to this neot sword. You see
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: these big bushig tims. Oh, good food and it's word
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: you're dining at the world this new sword.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I'm actually just looking at Pugs and studio b here
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: looks bored out of his ass. So come in and
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: come in, Pugs, come and say your mate, come on,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: and I going to sit there and be lonely by
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: yourself and just bored all the time.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I Pugs is coming to the studio to play the
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: new Pugsting. Yeah, it's Pugsy Gow. Well, thanks Jesse, how
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: are you?
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Good?
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Thanks thanks for having me. Thanks for fining me, and yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty hungry in there.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gonna get some chips. Man, Well, look, I've
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: already investigated the chip situation, fell as. This one packet
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: left in one box and I can't steal that, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: it's a flavor I don't actually like. We also have
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: a scenario of lots of other boxes of chips but unopened,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: so it's one of those. Mogi did suggest to me
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that I do it from underneath, and that way they'll
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: never know.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: That's right, you're talking about the ACC and their stash
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: of chips that are for prizes you steal on a
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: daily basis.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Hey, Pugs, good to have you in the studio though, Man,
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: thanks for that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It's Pugs.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Thanks fellas.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: You guys are in a bit of a sting war
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: at the moment, a sting war.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: He doesn't realize it was made by Pugs. Pugs made that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: No keys, he asked me to make that. Did you
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: play the bird chick, Chris one, No, because the song
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: started it kind of the song is started.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: It.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Don't maybe pause the song just to play birdshit? Chris,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: go on, all right, final do it shles heavy?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Such a radio No.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: No mane The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodkis.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: And Deep pel Gam there on the d The Hodaky
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday evening.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Oh hey, Feiler's Friday Night. Anyone listening will remember that
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I went on a bit of a hot date date night,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: yeah man, with my wife. There was a lot of
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: speculation as to who I was going with. I can
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: confirm it as my wife of three years. And went
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: to a lovely restaurant, lovely Italian restaurant here in Auckland,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: very pricey, very pricey.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: But you had a gift certificate, you had a voucher,
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: you didn't have a gift certificate. Do you go in
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: there with it? And you sort of go, Hi, I've
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: got a gift. Don't give it to you now or later?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I walk in, yes, and I say, hey, just so
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you know, I've got coupons?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Good?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Can I ask before you kick off the sexy date Keezy,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: did you go as keesy because you were there was
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: there was a thought of going as different p and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: pretending like you're just meeting up for the first time.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but a role playing No, I ran it by
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: my wife.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: She is like, Nah, don't be bothered. Now, it's just
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: goes us. Let's get it done, get over and down.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And she said, let's just spin the coupon.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: What what are you wearing?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: By the way, So I'm wearing shorts and a button
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: up shirt, blue and white short.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Fancy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: It's a big call.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not trying to dress to be to impress
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: because you're already married.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to dress to impress. But I'm not
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: trying to dress to be fancy. This is just the
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: clothes I wear when I go out for dinner.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Your bony ass legs as well.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Sorry I have bony legs, but anyway, No, that's drilled
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: down on there.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, But we had a two hundred and forty dollars
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: about you, right, and twenty backs each because you got
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: this from a caple. Because you're in as a as
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: a Carol, they've given you this gift certificate. That's right,
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: that's essentially one hundred and twenty dollars each. Exactly.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It's not a gift certificate, it's a voucher. Something weird
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: about the word gift certificate. Two hundred and forty bucks. Right,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: So we order an entree, a barata.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Cheese, Yeah, a little bit of cheese, zip bread.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: A Caraffe of County, which is a Tuscan red right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, wife gets a prosecco with the order to celebrate,
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: to celebrate, no champagne. But you know, a couple of
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: bubbles and they'relways live.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And especially when there's no chat going on, it's awkward.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus short, the splinty little legs, Chase.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You can't make fun of me having sadly little legs. Man,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: come on, you've literally got the smallest legs I've ever seen.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: In the world.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Anyway, within order our mains, which is like a delicious pasta.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: By the way, Jase recommended I get a pasta from
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: this place because it's one of his favorite restaurants.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Forty eight dollars. Yeah, did you get it? No, it's
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: like Jason, you see what I'm saying. Yes, here's a
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: guy I walks into a restaurant. He's a king of
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: the world. He's got a gift certificate in his back pocket.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: My shorts don't have a back pocket. If you're ever
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: going to have a forty eight dollars pasta. Is now
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: not the time to have it when you're up to
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: your eyeballs and gift certificate. I was cooped up, coopon up.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: You know that's the time to have it when you'd
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: never buy it, you never spend your own money on it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Let's flab bag, it will splash out.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't like it was a seafood pasta, right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: and I'm not into it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Not a seafood No. I agree, you don't like food.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, do you want to get that?
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Pat Jason?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: It's really nice and she said, wow, forty eight dollars,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: he must be rich.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Scampy it was, it's a scampy pasta magie. Just to clarify, well,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I don't pay. Why not because they just like me
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: being in the restaurant. Because I'm a top radio DJ.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: It's got business to see people like me.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Cleibs Keezy. Yeah, I dined for free there.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I got a maine.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, lamb, I got a pasta. We then
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: got it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: We took our time, chose a dessert, right, We chose
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: the like Terramassoui type thing, and then took our us
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: with the bill went up to the main counter.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It was very filling, very filling. Thank you. Yeah, did
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: you have to under the belt on your short na
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: It has a draw string.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: Boy, Long story short.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: We got up to the counter and it was exactly
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: two hundred and forty dollars wow on the dot. And
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the guy was like, oh, and I was like, we've
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: got to turn a forty dolls voucher. He's like, okay,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: it's turning forty dollars on the nose. And then I
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: was like, it's not intentional. We did not try.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: And he's like sure, man, all right, have a nice night.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: And then and he made us feel.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Terrible eezy around me because the guy said to him,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: he said he had the audacity to ask for a tet.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: It was like not in nelly mate. Then he squeezed
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: at his drawstring and pulled his pants type.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's what eppened. Anyway, it was a good day. Yeah,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: it's good.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: That's interesting, isn't it Because from their point of view,
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: the money they've already had that income like months ago. Yes,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: so it feels like they've actually lost money. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: you got it. So it's good not to flag the
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: gift certificate up front. Yeah, because they might give you
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: a worse food or worse service. Smart. It's not your
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: first free meal, is it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: But I was ready to pay, like I I've got
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: my wallet out of the side pocket of my cargo shorts.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in on.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Radio Indeed food fighters there on the radio Hodarchy Big
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Show this Monday afternoon. Now fellows, this is the last
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: week for old hoodie j and the house he's been
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: living in for over twenty six years.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Additional, you moved in when you were twelve.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I did a milk run as a young
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: fella and.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Got a deposit together, and got the.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Deposit together and invested wisely. Keasy, no flash restaurants with
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: little shorts for me. And I'll tell you what as
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: previously mentioned. You know, there's a lot of stuff you
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: build up over twenty six years.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of shit.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Resentment, Oh yeah, I.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Mean certainly there's some resentments here, certainly, And there were
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: some unveiling of things I'd rather weren't unveiled, you know
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean. So, yeah, secret stashes and stuff. Really
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: those geckos, Yeah, yeah, the dead geckos under the rug
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: there the skinks got that was nus. But we've actually
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: ended up with heaps of stuff. And my wife and
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I o in that really strange position of do we
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: just biff this or put it on trade me and
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I thought, we'll hang on. I don't want to just
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: throw all this stuff away because it's good stuff. And
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: as Keysy was saying the other day, he's got these
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: old pair of crutches, they might be of use to people, right,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: And so I thought, why don't I go on here
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: and make the offer to the people, and and there
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: might be people on three four eight three that are interested.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: What's some of the stuff you've got? Why don't you
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: hit us for some of your stuff?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got a half a bottle of shampoo and conditioner.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: What brand?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: It's a good brand. I just got Johnson and Johnson Johnson,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: they're one of the big ones. Mate.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: If it was panting pro v, I would have taken
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: it off here Johnson.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And there's a good half bottle there, there's a good
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: half bottle.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Why do you take that with you to the apartment?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Because we've moved, we're in a city now, so we've
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: changed our brand.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Of course, are you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you've moved into the city, you've changed from
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Johnson and Johnson wats cough.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to leave that behind.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Now, what do you use, mogi? I don't use anything,
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: none at all. No, it's just all natural, man, really,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: it's all just natural stuff, just a bit of what
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: do you call that bars?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, good stuff. A few pubes in there,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: thirty bucks or near offer, oh yeah, bottle of shampoo
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: and conditional.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Well that's now that sounds pricey, but it has seen
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: you naked.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you on that front. Actually having seen me naked.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I've got a black dilly hardly used eighty bucks o.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: O ah or near offer.
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Well the good thing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: About that is you can say, one careful old man owner.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: That's right, really used not completely new spelling.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: How are you spelling? Really like ari e A l
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: l y r A r e l y that's an
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: important you know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: I probably need to wash though, because you have your
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: saliva all over it, wouldn't you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Actual Big Show with Mike and Tune in week days
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and four on Radio Hold.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Are the Danger There? On the Radio Hold Archy Big
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Show This Monday afternoon and we have breaking news.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: This is breaking news, fellas, red hot news stories just
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: come across my desk.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: And the people in New Zealand need to know about it.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you familiar with Geraldine? Yes, Geraldine Brothy, Geraldine. No,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: it's a it's a town.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, did you think it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Was Geraldine Brothy?
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: No.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: No, So the town in the South Island, near christ
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Church there in Canterbury. Oh yeah, that's where Barker's gems
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: come from.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Oh what a great way to market. Yeah sure, I
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: wasn't entirely sure before, but now yeah, like the Cordo,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: the marmalades and that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: They do some neat stuff down on the South Island.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: They really do.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: It's very cottage.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: They do the old the lids on the jar there
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: with the rubber band around the top of the little
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: I'm very cute.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: That's so quaint.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, so Geraldine. No, the town, you idiot. So there
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: was a there was a truck crash there, guys. So
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: it'snow laughing matter. There's a truck crash Eliot today State
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Highway one on who she's fine, Okay, she was driving
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: the truck.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: And she's fine. She's fine, but it was.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: On a Rundell Bellfield Road, a Rundle belf a Rundell
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Bellfield Road, which is the name of the road by
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Gerald where Barker's Gem comes from. The truck was carrying
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: portaloos tipped over and I quote hundreds of liters of
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: human portoloo waste has fouled up a main South Island
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: road to just poos.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Everywhere, and both of those that's not good. So yeah, just.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Anyone hitting that way. Three thousand leaders of human waste.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Three thousand leaders, it's a lot. So people just need
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: to be aware.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: You guys, got any comments on that, or we're just
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: leaving the something about oh, you know, like three thousand leaders.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: That's one keezy steamer or something like that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I think this is this is a bit of a
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: a sign for the people of the South Island that
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: any time to get toilets installed in their houses.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Do they not have them now?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: No, No, it's all portaloos down in the South Island.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Think there's been a little bit less time focusing on.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: The gems and ship Yeah, the chutneys and the pickle Yeah, yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't know they didn't have toilets.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Down it's all portals.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Man, do that power down there? Are they?
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they're not completely backwards. Yeah, that's cool.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: All run off. Jenny's Jenny Who.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ike there on the Radio Hodnarkey Big Show this
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, nobody heard that? No, that's good. Jason's moving to
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: the city, Mike. Yes, he's leaving his house that he's
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: lived in way out in west Auckland.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: He's lived there for twenty.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Six years, twenty seven, twenty six, twenty six years, and
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: he's moving into an apartment in the CBD, which is
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: pretty exciting. Yes. Now, one of the things you've mentioned
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: is getting us.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: To help you move. Yeah, how about how about this?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Check this shit out.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: It's an idea I had over the weekend.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: I'm pretending I know what it is. Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I called Mergi and told him about it. Why don't
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: we get the audience to help? Why don't we get
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: the listeners? Yes, because imagine like twenty listeners and twenty cars.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: They would give out your home address. They're all lined
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: up right outside on the road, ready to go.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: You pass two boxes to the first guy.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: He's off next up as a lady give her a box,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: she hones off to the and they all go to
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: your apartment and then the listeners help you move.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Do you like this sound of that? We could make
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: a chain of listeners that go all the way from
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: your house and we're the CD all the way to
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: your apartment and the CBDB and it's just passed the
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: box to the person and chain sort of thing. You see,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: like people don't get tired. It means people don't get tired. Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: But then look, I love that idea. I think that's great.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: The couch scenario. The couches, that's a big pass along.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: It's for Mogi's idea had side to side of here,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: but like my idea with the different cars. Someone you know,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Tim's here, he's got his highluks.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, I think for the furniture you would need, you know,
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: there'll be different lots of tat that you've got boxes.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I mean like once all the stuff is
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: at your new apartment, we could then do a live
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: show speakers invite the audience and get Reburger ordered in
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: and just have a wee bit of a housewarming for you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: What do you reckon?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I actually have been contemplating the housewarming and getting
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: the Fellers over for it, you know, a bit of
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: a break in. I'm thinking of fond night. Oh yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: you know the old fond Do you have a fond
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: do s it?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: No?
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Hey, Magie.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Do you remember at the end of last year when
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Jason invited us all to his mum's place? Do you
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: remember that? And then the last year I was giving
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: him ship because he was moving out of his house. Yes,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: and he had never invited us around. And then he said,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: well how about this we go up north to my
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: mum's place. Oh, and he was like, oh this week
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: and keep it free.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: And then that came and went and nothing happened. Something happened.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: I remember that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you were busy, Keysy. That was Mogi.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: No, he was here too, Yeah, I was doing nothing.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: He's just watching Come dine with me. Just something to
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: think about, Jason.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, it would be good. I think I think it
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: would be good to have the listeners know where you
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: live and where you're going to live.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Count me in feelers if it saves me.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Gosh, all right, well, do you just want to say
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: your address now and we'll all meet there?
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Two two.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Slash eighty five.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Honker Street.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: CBD, the whole Ikee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Both No more there on the radio. Hold Arkee Big
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening. Now listen plenty coming up after
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: six o'clock, including I'll carry on with my auction, which
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Mogi rudely interrupted previously.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's enjoyer stuff you're selling from your old house.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right mate. And also a bit of meat
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Patty Knip Action where we give out some advice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail
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• 37:09
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  Speaker 5: Text it. Come up with a name for it and
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  Speaker 5: you could win that sucker.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: The hold Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: tune in weekdays at four on Radio hold Ikey, Welcome.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Back here, Massive Backbones. Hope you're Monday's going along beautifully.
• 37:45
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: It was so crave worthy. But it was gormete and
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: it was straight food.
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Something's just occurred to me, Mogi. A little while back,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you purchased glasses.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Glasses, Yes, I did.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: And you got the city. You know, we got to
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: see all the different ranges and stuff. What's occurred to
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: me is I've never seen you wear them.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: No, that's right. I don't need them. I don't need
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: them for a computer screen or anything like that. The
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: only third time it's an issue, really is when I
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: wake up in the morning the eyes aren't quite working.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: You.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: I never get I didn't even know that you got
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: to the point where your eyes needed to warm up. Yes,
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: but that's what happens. But I just waked that out.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: And then the only other time is reading in a
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: newspaper on a Sunday, or reading my book or reading
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: a book to my daughter. So those glasses my bed, okay.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: And then other times my wife will han me her
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: phone and say this text me to just come from
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: blah blah, and I, without even turning my gaze towards her,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I just tilt my chin towards the ceiling and say,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: read it. Yeah, I can't. I cannot see. I can't
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: read any of.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Her texts really, And she got it set to the
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: standard size absolutely, which is tiny.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: What was interesting to me was how tiny it looked.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: But that's what mine used to be tiny, and mine
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: looks massive.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, well that makes sense.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but geez, they're pretty fragile little bastards. I hardly
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: have touched them. But yeah, they're still there, incredibly. I
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: haven't lost them yet, and I haven't broken them yet.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Your eyes warm up in the morning too, and we
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: go play early morning golf, yes, he always, Well, sometimes
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: we'll stand at the first t and look down at
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: the ball and go, go, I can barely see the ball.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's actually genuinely true. I'm very fuzzy in the morning.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, what's that about?
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Exactly right.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It's good to know that your eyes need to warm
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: up New Zealand.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Blink one a two.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: There on the radio ho Donkey Big Show this Monday evening. Now, fellas,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: as I was saying earlier in the show, I'm moving house,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: so I've got to get rid of some stuff, and
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I thought, what a great opportunity, given that I'm doing
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: the radio show, to offer it to the punters out
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: there at just bargain prices.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: So three four eight three. And also Pugs has made
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: some auction music. If you like that, Oh, how good?
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: It's good, Pugs.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: That's good, man, turn that shit off?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with that?
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: So at this point shampoo conditioner half a bottle thirty
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: dollars on their offer.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: How about thirty bucks? Yeah, there was a Dilly.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Black dilly nine inch really used eighty five bucks. O.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it seems steep.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: It's pretty steep, but you know, right, I'm sure it's
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: going to work for someone out there, that's right. I
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: was doing some gardening over the weekend and I found
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: a pile of bricks.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: One hundred bucks. Oh how many bricks? How many bricks?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: About six or seven?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Have they clean or have I got to chep off
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: all the old deer?
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: No, they covered and filth. They've got wheat because they've
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: been growing in the garden and they just some of
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: them are disintegrating a little bit. But you know they'll
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: do the job, right, Okay, I talk to you about
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: those later.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they send their bricks. No, they're bricks, right, Okay,
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: what color are.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: They kind of a tan color. But they've got mold
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: and stuff on them as well, and a few snails
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and that kind of thing. A bit of filth, a
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: bit of mold.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can scrub that off though, right.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, you could probably water spray them.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't bother water spray.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Chain saw, Oh that one that you couldn't start it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Take a bit of Banning's and get that lady to
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: help you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: The very same.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how much one for.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: That eighty five? But you'll need to get a chain.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have a chain to it, so it's just
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: a saw. It's just a saw essentially. Yeah, I saw
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: a bit of a squirre to CRC. Bob's your uncle
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: and a chain and it doesn't run and it doesn't run,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: and I think there's something wrong with the fuel gauge
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: as well, because you know, I won't even start at
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the moment, right, and there's no actual chain on the chain,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: saw right?
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah? And how much is that one eighty bucks? Yeah?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Eighty eighty ninety off?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good six swing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: The place we're moving to very high ceilings, Fellas, so
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't get a sex swing up there.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: It's some bloody good nick a few stains, a few
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: marks when things got a bit vigorous and it was
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: swinging a bit too violently, But in terms of its functionality, tickety.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: Boo, good to go. How much does a brand new
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: six wing goes?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Oh? Probably about five to six hundred wow? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I'm prepared to let this one go four to five.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Hundy far that seems like a good deal. How long
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: have you had it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Just strapping and have the time of your life?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Fells, that's expensive for a sex wing.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Well, the thing about it, Keezy is you've got to
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: look at what it saves you, and it sort of
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: takes all of the takes all the way down of
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: it strain. So yeah, that's right, You're it's just a
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: whole a whole lot of weirdly a load off, and
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: you'll find that you're able to do those more difficult
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: positions for a lot longer. So it is worth it, right, Okay,
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: So okay.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Especially if like in my scenario, you've got a bit
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: of hang down going on, you know what.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean what's hanging well.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Just things hanging down that maybe perhaps in the past
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: didn't right. Yeah, yeah, yes, Buzzies.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hod.
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  Speaker 2: Ike Wes are there on the Radio Darchy Big Show
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon as we hurdle towards Fellers the Old
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Rugby League season, and with that in mind, the Big
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Show are going back to Magic Round an old brizzy down.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: That's right, Jason.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: The fifteenth to the seventeenth and May twenty twenty six,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: every single NRAL team except for one playing I was the.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Same one every year.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: No that one team. Randalmly gets the buy.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Not sure who's this year be worth looking up, but
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  Speaker 3: eventually get our tickets sorted in our prize one etctera.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I ran into Andrew Weibster the other night.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeahs a mad dog.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: We were coming out of the It was actually after
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: a hot date.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: We were parked in a downtown car park.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Your horny.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: We were parked at a downtown car park and went
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: to go down some stairs and then this guy just
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: like bulldozed his way up without looking. I remember my
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: wife and I stopped and came back out of the stairs.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: He went up, and then I was like, it's weird.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I was like good, like lead, shook my hand and
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: walked off. Meanwhile, his wife was waiting at the bottom
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: and was not looking too happy. And then after and
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: then I was like thanks for the next through, She's
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: it's all good. Then she walked off and I was like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: that's Andrew Webster. A Warrior's coach and then lu She's like, yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: he was massively steamed and his wife was not happy.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, but I was like I was stoked because
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: it was like who doesn't go to the pub gets
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: steamed and then the wife's a wee bit grumpy. You know,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: it's just how it goes. It goes, it goes.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: It's funny.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: That's how you know me.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: He's a real backbone. I thought he was a back
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: backbone ship right there, Jase, I don't do that. No,
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: that's the thing that's the problem with you there. Yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: you don't have a backbone.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I think based on that interaction, it's going
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: to be a great season for the Wis.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: It feels good to me, man.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: And I think I'm correct in saying, fellows, they're playing
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: the Broncos this year, the Warriors and the Magic Round,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: am I right?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: In?
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Very good from you. Well, the thing about Magic Ground
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: is you sort of know where you're sitting by the end,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: don't you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Keeazy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Season's been going along well enough, so it could be
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: a really good thing, James, for it could be a
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: really bad thing. Either way, we'll have a ripro of
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: a time.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Having said that though two years ago when we went
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: and the Warriors weren't going very well at all, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: then they took on the Panthers on the seaside and
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: beat them.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the Seaside.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: The Seaside, seaside.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great, boys, Trip dot co dotz.
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  Speaker 2: today when the rest of Walkland has taken the day off,
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  Speaker 2: and part of that is giving advice to those who
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  Speaker 3: Something has found its way into my head over the
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  Speaker 3: It's not that the forbidden Kiwi skewer a true New
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  Speaker 3: Zealand delicacy enjoyed by many for many hundreds of years
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: before we all came to be. It must be good
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: eating for it to almost be driven to the point
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: of extinction.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: The kiwi kiwi Yeah okay, I thought he was doing
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: about the good or New Zealand skeer is a thing,
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: you know, like a hot dog? Yeah, yes, yes, like
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: a And I was going to say no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Must admit the last time I went to the zoo
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: and I went into the Kiwi house, I was watching
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: them hopping around there, thinking I reckon they would have
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: been pretty good eating back in the day.
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  Speaker 5: I've never been to a Kiwi house and seen a kiwi.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: I've seen a complete darkness, yes, possibly the shape of
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: a tree or a booshe and that's it. I've been
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: ripped off every single time. There are no kiwi's in
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: the Kiwi houses.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Generally speaking, that's what happens in the kiwi house, and
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: there's sort of light in the enclosure, there's no kiwis.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: No, that's right, top dollar you pay for that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: You just finished the rest of this question.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, well, I think that's more important.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I know old Moggi and Janis have experienced eating the
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: ever tender kid, but I crow a crave more forbidden flavors.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Fellas is, how am I supposed to get myself in
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: a position where I'm actually hanging off the back of
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: a kiwi dog? Because when you think about it, you've
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: got their long beak. If you just grabbed that beak
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: and just dipped it into the deep fry, yes, and
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: then pulled it out, it's kind of.
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  Speaker 2: On a skill or easy easy?
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: What do you mean you see? I would never do
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: it responsibly.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: You know, when we're talking animals, we're got to be careful.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: About this sort of stuff, don't you get a lot?
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  Speaker 2: Back in the day, of course, if you if you're
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: a bushman, you lived in the bush, and you're a man,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: you're a hunter and gatherer. I'm talking way way way
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: back in the day. It was all g I imagined
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: at different times. I don't know, you know that in
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: this day and age, putting a kiwi on a skewer
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: is going to go down too well.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: Very good eating back in the day, though, of course.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: I mean you know those those pioneers, those ground breakers
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: back then, Jason. They often just lopped their heads off,
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: wipe the ass and slap it on a plate.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: That was it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be ripping into it, nice fat bastard.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Ye the like they're like a big, massive meat ball.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: They're like a meat the bar with a big pokey
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: be You wouldn't eat the beak obviously, or the feet.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't imagine there's much fat on the feet.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: No, you can deep fry them, yes, and use.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: The beak as a toothpick to get the kiwi from
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: out between your teeth. But I guess you can't do it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: He's allowed.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: No, is that true?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: What about if you run one over then you can
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: eat it, because there must be a certain element of roadkill,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: because it seems a waste of meat to me if
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: you run one over and then what not let her
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: eat it? Yeah?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I survived on roadkill for a year and a half once. Yes,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: any kiwi no kiwi weirdly enough?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I hope that helps use your car. Yeah, I
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: mean I just start driving around in your Coramandel's and
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: your up your deep sours of your up nor house
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Kiwi house. If you can get it here, you won't
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: get any keywis in there though? Will you ram raid
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: the Kewi House?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Well then you go your mad. That's the Monday show
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: done and dusted. In the podcast outro today, wouldn't have
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: a clue. What's the clip we've got?
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: The cheasy Today's podcast outro clip is called quality podcasting.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: There it is.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I'm standing in the bedroom in the Undies and I
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: hear my wife go when did we wait?
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: What she did? She tries not to look after the
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: podcast awards.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, that's what she does. She turns away
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: when I get out of bed.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Whereas it's an interesting thought, isn't it, Jason? What's you
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: think about it?
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Well, because you think to yourself there. You think a
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: lot of people they talk about getting older and they say,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I don't feel old. I feel like I'm twenty one, yes,
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: But when I see myself in the mirror, I'm not
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: twenty one. I'm seventy or eighty or whatever it might
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: be so. Then the interesting thing becomes that you are
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Then you're married and your partner is now really old.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: But when you were young you went attracted to somebody
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: that was eighty Well, no, because.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I heard you know I back in the day I
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: was pretty open minded.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: And did you share a grannie.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Keezy? Come on man? Yes?
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What are you doing tonight? Moogie? What am I
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: doing tonight? I'm gonna get a bit of food in me.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: I'm going to try and watch a movie. I've got
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: a TV show that I want to finish off tonight.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: I haven't told you guys about it right as I
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: want to wait till the end. Sure, don't want to
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: get your hopes up and then it's not good at
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: the end. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm I'm
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: going great guns at the moment, man, I'm enjoying these
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: late evenings. Yes, good, getting to be early. I'm waking
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: up by old mate next door that fn twoy, But
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: even that can't keep me down at the moment. Ye,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: tacos and a walk. What are you doing like Jason?
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Probably packing some more crap up, eating dinner. I think
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: actually I might Oh no, not canceled.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: We see them at four